You’ve disappeared. How is MrsLF? Is everything OK?

No Longy yet? Hope he’s not suffering from writer’s cramp…?

Yeah thanks Pom. She’s OK. Getting better each day.
Should be starting the mower on her own by the start of next week, so i can get some rest and not have to go out and keep starting it. She could always empty the catcher while it’s still running i s’pose. I’d let her use the ride-on but she was on her butt for a week and needs the excercise.

Now, onto similarly important matters, please see the following:

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine…
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine…
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘ her night off ‘ and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!

champagne quality…. ooops sorry… that’s Lager quality!

Note from Woman
If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen—

Menu—Take it or leave it

I would cook if I could find a can opener

;)

Just glad everything is OK. Don’t do it again. The grass must be getting pretty long by now I reckon.