Date: 14/11/2009 07:23:39
From: Happy Potter
ID: 70918
Subject: You know you're old when...

When a shop assistant ask’s if you have a Senior’s Card. :(

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Date: 14/11/2009 07:52:09
From: pomolo
ID: 70921
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

Happy Potter said:

When a shop assistant ask’s if you have a Senior’s Card. :(

You’re even older when you can give her one.

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Date: 14/11/2009 08:12:57
From: AnneS
ID: 70922
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

Happy Potter said:

When a shop assistant ask’s if you have a Senior’s Card. :(

You too??/ I had it twice in the one day. My kids just laughed at me when I told them! I was mortified. LOL

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Date: 14/11/2009 09:00:22
From: Grasshopper
ID: 70924
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

Getting older has to have SOME benefits—and the alternative isn’t good ;)

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Date: 14/11/2009 12:53:44
From: Lucky1
ID: 70932
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

The kids primary school friends start popping out 1 or 2 babies.

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Date: 14/11/2009 12:56:41
From: Lucky1
ID: 70935
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

I can’t wait to be a Nanna….. I was often wrong as a mum in the kids eyes, hoping to hear….“Nanna said this and she is always right” from the grandkids:D

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Date: 14/11/2009 13:27:56
From: Grasshopper
ID: 70937
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

Or even Grandkids ;)

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Date: 14/11/2009 16:18:51
From: pepe
ID: 70957
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

I know…….. don’t care……I’m a happy sook;P
———— i used to trudge my way across burning sandhills to get to the beach in weather like this. even as we talk some young fit people are enjoying themselves on faraway beaches under the baking sun -
no more.

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Date: 14/11/2009 17:33:19
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 70964
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

pepe said:


I know…….. don’t care……I’m a happy sook;P
———— i used to trudge my way across burning sandhills to get to the beach in weather like this. even as we talk some young fit people are enjoying themselves on faraway beaches under the baking sun -
no more.

and your skin thanks you.

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Date: 14/11/2009 18:32:19
From: Lucky1
ID: 70974
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

pepe said:


I know…….. don’t care……I’m a happy sook;P
———— i used to trudge my way across burning sandhills to get to the beach in weather like this. even as we talk some young fit people are enjoying themselves on faraway beaches under the baking sun -
no more.

I used to walk barefooted outside on cement on these hot days…not now.

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Date: 14/11/2009 21:10:35
From: pepe
ID: 71015
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

Bubba Louie said:


pepe said:

I know…….. don’t care……I’m a happy sook;P
———— i used to trudge my way across burning sandhills to get to the beach in weather like this. even as we talk some young fit people are enjoying themselves on faraway beaches under the baking sun -
no more.

and your skin thanks you.

maybe maybe not – sweat, sun, salt water = exercise, cleansing.
my skin looked better than i’d reckon.

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Date: 14/11/2009 21:12:52
From: pepe
ID: 71016
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

Lucky1 said:


pepe said:

I know…….. don’t care……I’m a happy sook;P
———— i used to trudge my way across burning sandhills to get to the beach in weather like this. even as we talk some young fit people are enjoying themselves on faraway beaches under the baking sun -
no more.

I used to walk barefooted outside on cement on these hot days…not now.

walk?? – more likely run fast, hop about and scream??
you country girls do develop tough feet – ms pepe is still as barefoot as possible.

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Date: 14/11/2009 21:53:07
From: Bubba Louie
ID: 71019
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

pepe said:


Bubba Louie said:

pepe said:

I know…….. don’t care……I’m a happy sook;P
———— i used to trudge my way across burning sandhills to get to the beach in weather like this. even as we talk some young fit people are enjoying themselves on faraway beaches under the baking sun -
no more.

and your skin thanks you.

maybe maybe not – sweat, sun, salt water = exercise, cleansing.
my skin looked better than i’d reckon.

Skin Cancer!!!!

Just look at the skin on older English people. They look 10 years younger.

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Date: 14/11/2009 22:06:14
From: pepe
ID: 71020
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

Skin Cancer!!!! Just look at the skin on older English people. They look 10 years younger.
———————
a sheltered life – no character – give me the salt sea air – the breakers smashing over the bow –

“not a clean and in between the linens
holy out of breath death “

quote from one of the angry young men poets.

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Date: 14/11/2009 22:14:59
From: pepe
ID: 71021
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

“Let me die a youngman’s death
not a clean& inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death”

my apologies to roger mcgough for lack of capitals.
it goes on….do you want more?

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Date: 14/11/2009 23:58:56
From: Dinetta
ID: 71023
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

pepe said:


“Let me die a youngman’s death
not a clean& inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death”

my apologies to roger mcgough for lack of capitals.
it goes on….do you want more?

Love that kind of poetry…

Yes please.

and You know you’re old when…your daughter’s boarder tutor asks if you’ve come to pick up your granddaughter….
grrrr

but then the lady in the office who’s born in my year, tells me her eldest grandson is the same age as my daughter…

…still…

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Date: 15/11/2009 06:48:47
From: veg gardener
ID: 71031
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

I walk around on the Cerment barefooted and sometimes on the gravel. Other then that I’m always in my workboots.

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Date: 15/11/2009 07:24:08
From: pepe
ID: 71032
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

“Let me die a youngman’s death
not a clean& inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

when i’m 73
& and in constant good tumour
may i be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sportscar
on my way home
from an allnight party

or when i’m 91
with silver hair
& sitting in a barber’s chair
may rival gangsters
with hammyfisted tommyguns burst in
& give me short back & insides

or when i’m 104
& banned from the cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
& and fearing her son
cut me up into little pieces
& throw away every piece but one

let me die a youngman’s death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax & waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
‘what a nice way to go’ death.”

penguin modern poets #10
the mersey sound 1967

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Date: 15/11/2009 09:04:33
From: Dinetta
ID: 71042
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

pepe said:


“Let me die a youngman’s death
not a clean& inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

when i’m 73
& and in constant good tumour
may i be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sportscar
on my way home
from an allnight party

or when i’m 91
with silver hair
& sitting in a barber’s chair
may rival gangsters
with hammyfisted tommyguns burst in
& give me short back & insides

or when i’m 104
& banned from the cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
& and fearing her son
cut me up into little pieces
& throw away every piece but one

let me die a youngman’s death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax & waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
‘what a nice way to go’ death.”

penguin modern poets #10
the mersey sound 1967

More people should know about that poem…thanks Pepe :)

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Date: 15/11/2009 10:29:27
From: pomolo
ID: 71046
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

pepe said:


“Let me die a youngman’s death
not a clean& inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

when i’m 73
& and in constant good tumour
may i be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sportscar
on my way home
from an allnight party

or when i’m 91
with silver hair
& sitting in a barber’s chair
may rival gangsters
with hammyfisted tommyguns burst in
& give me short back & insides

or when i’m 104
& banned from the cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
& and fearing her son
cut me up into little pieces
& throw away every piece but one

let me die a youngman’s death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax & waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
‘what a nice way to go’ death.”

penguin modern poets #10
the mersey sound 1967

What about…………………

Crabbed age and youth’
Cannot live together;
Youth is full of pleasure,
Age is full of care;
Youth like summer morn,
Age like winter weather;
Youth like summer brave,
Age like winter bare;
Youth is full of sport,
Age’s breath is short;
Youth is nimble, age is lame;
Youth is hot and bold,
Age is weak and cold;
Youth is wild and age is tame,
Age, I do abhor thee;
Youth, I do adore thee;
O, my love, my love is young.
Age, I do defy thee;
O sweet shepherd, hie thee,
Forme thinks thou stay’st too long.

William Shakespeare

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Date: 15/11/2009 10:31:07
From: Dinetta
ID: 71049
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

pomolo said:


pepe said:

“Let me die a youngman’s death
not a clean& inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

when i’m 73
& and in constant good tumour
may i be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sportscar
on my way home
from an allnight party

or when i’m 91
with silver hair
& sitting in a barber’s chair
may rival gangsters
with hammyfisted tommyguns burst in
& give me short back & insides

or when i’m 104
& banned from the cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
& and fearing her son
cut me up into little pieces
& throw away every piece but one

let me die a youngman’s death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax & waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
‘what a nice way to go’ death.”

penguin modern poets #10
the mersey sound 1967

What about…………………

Crabbed age and youth’
Cannot live together;
Youth is full of pleasure,
Age is full of care;
Youth like summer morn,
Age like winter weather;
Youth like summer brave,
Age like winter bare;
Youth is full of sport,
Age’s breath is short;
Youth is nimble, age is lame;
Youth is hot and bold,
Age is weak and cold;
Youth is wild and age is tame,
Age, I do abhor thee;
Youth, I do adore thee;
O, my love, my love is young.
Age, I do defy thee;
O sweet shepherd, hie thee,
Forme thinks thou stay’st too long.

William Shakespeare

Is that in a play of his?

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Date: 15/11/2009 10:32:44
From: Dinetta
ID: 71051
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

dinetta said:


pomolo said:

What about…………………

Crabbed age and youth’
Cannot live together;
Youth is full of pleasure,
Age is full of care;
Youth like summer morn,
Age like winter weather;
Youth like summer brave,
Age like winter bare;
Youth is full of sport,
Age’s breath is short;
Youth is nimble, age is lame;
Youth is hot and bold,
Age is weak and cold;
Youth is wild and age is tame,
Age, I do abhor thee;
Youth, I do adore thee;
O, my love, my love is young.
Age, I do defy thee;
O sweet shepherd, hie thee,
Forme thinks thou stay’st too long.

William Shakespeare

Is that in a play of his?

Sorry….

I meant it to come out like this…

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Date: 15/11/2009 13:42:29
From: bon008
ID: 71089
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

Dinetta said:


pepe said:

“Let me die a youngman’s death
not a clean& inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

when i’m 73
& and in constant good tumour
may i be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sportscar
on my way home
from an allnight party

or when i’m 91
with silver hair
& sitting in a barber’s chair
may rival gangsters
with hammyfisted tommyguns burst in
& give me short back & insides

or when i’m 104
& banned from the cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
& and fearing her son
cut me up into little pieces
& throw away every piece but one

let me die a youngman’s death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax & waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
‘what a nice way to go’ death.”

penguin modern poets #10
the mersey sound 1967

More people should know about that poem…thanks Pepe :)

Hmm. You guys can keep the excitement and drama. I’ll take the quiet, out of breath death thanks. And as much peacefulness in between now and then as you can poke a stick at!!

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Date: 15/11/2009 13:43:46
From: bon008
ID: 71090
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

pomolo said:

What about…………………

Crabbed age and youth’
Cannot live together;
Youth is full of pleasure,
Age is full of care;
Youth like summer morn,
Age like winter weather;
Youth like summer brave,
Age like winter bare;
Youth is full of sport,
Age’s breath is short;
Youth is nimble, age is lame;
Youth is hot and bold,
Age is weak and cold;
Youth is wild and age is tame,
Age, I do abhor thee;
Youth, I do adore thee;
O, my love, my love is young.
Age, I do defy thee;
O sweet shepherd, hie thee,
Forme thinks thou stay’st too long.

William Shakespeare

Which just goes to show, as I always suspected – I’m an oldie trapped in a young body :D

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Date: 15/11/2009 16:02:55
From: orchid40
ID: 71097
Subject: re: You know you're old when...

Happy Potter said:

When a shop assistant ask’s if you have a Senior’s Card. :(

Or when they just assume that you have!

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