Date: 3/01/2020 10:15:28
From: transition
ID: 1480133
Subject: civilization of repressed farts

entire civilizations are built on repressed farts, and who you might share them with. Modern technology, like the internet, is partly propelled into existence by repressed farts. Great intellectual endeavors and even philosophy were part inspired by repressed farts.

farts are in fact very influential

the defacto grand daughter has been studying them, well, the norms associated with suitable contexts for releasing the gasses

lady the other day was going to the dentist, just about to, and the young girl asked quite seriously about what if you have to fart, meaning while in the dentist’s chair

kids can be very honest, little psychologists, intuitively so, no fear of asking the big questions

of course the girl doesn’t ask strangers, side up to them, fart loudly and ask about the appropriateness of that explicitly. It’s a quiet study, a private study. Related, the subject of appropriate times and ways to say hello to people is a point of study also, apparently having sensitivities that way, being calibrated, the child has experienced the disconcerting sensation of humiliation/embarrassment

consider the proposition your sensitivity to culture, the receptivity starts with repressed farts, calibrations related, and hemorrhoidal discernment, the possibility you may shit yourself, imagine such a thing shaping your life

moving on to some philosophy, i’m thinking truth and reality are like farts, a bunch of strangers forced into close proximity can’t wait for it to disperse, of an uncontained example

I notice of modern times a lot of technology operates in territory of olfactory deprivation, it’s sort of olfactory neutral, or worse

there’s some sort of sexism around farts too, they’re less lady like than man like, an egalitarian failure if ever

a lot of what passes for thought could more resemble toilet deodorizer, deconstructed, and related same of political and psychological correctness also

I have my doubts about the prospects of a civilization built on repressed farts, perhaps even a consciousness built on repressed farts

belching odorless carbon dioxide into the atmosphere isn’t likely to get much attention, a much bigger collective fart if ever

few probably would credit the repressed fart with having great influence, but I belive it certainly does

you know you get your news from TV fart-free, and when young your teachers preferred a classroom fart-free, a fartless environment. You’re getting your information (ways) from people that need a good fart. Your grade three teacher taught you how to repress farts. News readers a similar lesson from. I bet they go easy on the fruit. That’s not a good health lesson

you can buy those inflatable cushion things you sit on that expel air and resemble a fart, I saw one the other day, and thought how corrupting is that, a cushion that farts, it’s not really a fart at all

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Date: 3/01/2020 10:20:40
From: The Rev Dodgson
ID: 1480136
Subject: re: civilization of repressed farts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/518136/posts

Where Ever You Be, Let Your Wind Go Free
The Melbourne Age — Australia ^ | Sept. 7, 2001| Farrah Tomazin

Posted on ‎7‎/‎09‎/‎2001‎ ‎2‎:‎13‎:‎01‎ ‎PM by Big Bunyip

Fart for fart’s sake, the judge declares

By FARRAH TOMAZIN Friday 7 September 2001 Farting was an involuntary and “natural circumstance”, a judge said yesterday in dismissing a conviction against a man who “let the flatulence escape” in a public place. David Paul Grixti, 28, of Werribee, was fined $200 in the Werribee Magistrates Court earlier this year for offensive behavior after he bent over and passed wind in the presence of a police officer and another man. He appealed against the decision in the County Court yesterday. Amid muffled laughter, Judge Leslie Ross was told how Mr Grixti walked towards the Werribee police station watchhouse counter on August 13 last year and, after being asked if he needed help, “poked the rear end of his body out” and broke wind. Senior Constable Shane Andrew Binns alleged that Mr Grixti was looking directly at him as he did this, but said that when he called him over, “he just looked at me and walked out the door”. Senior Constable Binns, now stationed at Geelong, and a second witness told the court that they were “disgusted” by Mr Grixti’s actions, and believed that the act – which, it was said, left a stench in the station – was intentional. In dismissing the case as a waste of time, Judge Ross said there was no evidence to convince him beyond reasonable doubt that this was true. He said passing wind was “quite often involuntary” and just because a person bent over to make the situation “a little more comfortable” it did not prove that it was deliberate. “I don’t believe … you can turn that particular piece of human behavior on at will,” he said.
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Date: 3/01/2020 10:35:57
From: Bubblecar
ID: 1480141
Subject: re: civilization of repressed farts

The Rev Dodgson said:


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/518136/posts

Where Ever You Be, Let Your Wind Go Free
The Melbourne Age — Australia ^ | Sept. 7, 2001| Farrah Tomazin

Posted on ‎7‎/‎09‎/‎2001‎ ‎2‎:‎13‎:‎01‎ ‎PM by Big Bunyip

Fart for fart’s sake, the judge declares

By FARRAH TOMAZIN Friday 7 September 2001 Farting was an involuntary and “natural circumstance”, a judge said yesterday in dismissing a conviction against a man who “let the flatulence escape” in a public place. David Paul Grixti, 28, of Werribee, was fined $200 in the Werribee Magistrates Court earlier this year for offensive behavior after he bent over and passed wind in the presence of a police officer and another man. He appealed against the decision in the County Court yesterday. Amid muffled laughter, Judge Leslie Ross was told how Mr Grixti walked towards the Werribee police station watchhouse counter on August 13 last year and, after being asked if he needed help, “poked the rear end of his body out” and broke wind. Senior Constable Shane Andrew Binns alleged that Mr Grixti was looking directly at him as he did this, but said that when he called him over, “he just looked at me and walked out the door”. Senior Constable Binns, now stationed at Geelong, and a second witness told the court that they were “disgusted” by Mr Grixti’s actions, and believed that the act – which, it was said, left a stench in the station – was intentional. In dismissing the case as a waste of time, Judge Ross said there was no evidence to convince him beyond reasonable doubt that this was true. He said passing wind was “quite often involuntary” and just because a person bent over to make the situation “a little more comfortable” it did not prove that it was deliberate. “I don’t believe … you can turn that particular piece of human behavior on at will,” he said.

Of course you can. You can choose whether to repress them or release them.

Presumably Mr Grixti was having a day of heavy wind and took shelter in the police station.

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Date: 3/01/2020 10:43:13
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 1480143
Subject: re: civilization of repressed farts

> entire civilizations are built on repressed farts, and who you might share them with. Modern technology, like the internet, is partly propelled into existence by repressed farts. Great intellectual endeavors and even philosophy were part inspired by repressed farts.

As opposed to activism and humour?

Which are both based on expressed farts.

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Date: 3/01/2020 11:06:10
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 1480153
Subject: re: civilization of repressed farts

Mini-Me never represses a fart. It’s called expressing oneself.

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Date: 3/01/2020 12:10:14
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 1480182
Subject: re: civilization of repressed farts

How does marriage and dating tie in with repressed farts? Probably quite significantly.

> a lot of what passes for thought could more resemble toilet deodorizer, deconstructed, and related same of political and psychological correctness also

You won’t get a disagreement from me about that one.

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Date: 3/01/2020 12:15:58
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1480184
Subject: re: civilization of repressed farts

I think it’s the heat.

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