Whether merely thought or spoken aloud, last words before death are pretty much inevitable.
There’s no point planning them but I wouldn’t be surprised if my last words tended towards these examples:
a) WTF was that all about?
b) Anyway, I love you all.
c) Well maybe not all of you but
d) Never mind.
e) That’s a beautiful cloud structure, I was always good at the clouds.
f) Hehehe.
g) Maybe next time.
Bubblecar said:
Whether merely thought or spoken aloud, last words before death are pretty much inevitable.There’s no point planning them but I wouldn’t be surprised if my last words tended towards these examples:
a) WTF was that all about?
b) Anyway, I love you all.
c) Well maybe not all of you but
d) Never mind.
e) That’s a beautiful cloud structure, I was always good at the clouds.
f) Hehehe.
g) Maybe next time.
The code to the safe is …..
Bubblecar said:
Whether merely thought or spoken aloud, last words before death are pretty much inevitable.There’s no point planning them but I wouldn’t be surprised if my last words tended towards these examples:
a) WTF was that all about?
b) Anyway, I love you all.
c) Well maybe not all of you but
d) Never mind.
e) That’s a beautiful cloud structure, I was always good at the clouds.
f) Hehehe.
g) Maybe next time.
I wish I’d recorded my mum’s last words.
They were something like:
I ftdfko vdx hddgjeji gvbn ksxvd o el GC I’ve jkgxad.
mollwollfumble said:
Bubblecar said:
Whether merely thought or spoken aloud, last words before death are pretty much inevitable.There’s no point planning them but I wouldn’t be surprised if my last words tended towards these examples:
a) WTF was that all about?
b) Anyway, I love you all.
c) Well maybe not all of you but
d) Never mind.
e) That’s a beautiful cloud structure, I was always good at the clouds.
f) Hehehe.
g) Maybe next time.
I wish I’d recorded my mum’s last words.
They were something like:
I ftdfko vdx hddgjeji gvbn ksxvd o el GC I’ve jkgxad.
My Mum’s last words were: “Those poor kids.” Meaning us, who had to deal with no mum any more.
Ooo, I really have already done this. The memory is a bit vague but the ambos had been asking me about pain levels. I stated that things weren’t too bad, maybe had got to a five but it was OK now. They then fumbled around connecting probes to various sectors of my body when I then came out with,
“I think it’s getting a bit worse now”.
I then died.
It was actually a fairly prescient statement :)
Very, very close to my father’s last were:
“I’m so sorry I’ve given you bad genes…” (looks me up and down – I wear shorts, mostly and was then), “Or in your case, shorts.”.
sibeen said:
Ooo, I really have already done this. The memory is a bit vague but the ambos had been asking me about pain levels. I stated that things weren’t too bad, maybe had got to a five but it was OK now. They then fumbled around connecting probes to various sectors of my body when I then came out with,“I think it’s getting a bit worse now”.
I then died.
It was actually a fairly prescient statement :)
“I think it’s getting a bit worse now” seems a fair enough last remark, if somewhat lacking in philosophical substance.
Michael V said:
Very, very close to my father’s last were:“I’m so sorry I’ve given you bad genes…” (looks me up and down – I wear shorts, mostly and was then), “Or in your case, shorts.”.
Hehe :)
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Very, very close to my father’s last were:“I’m so sorry I’ve given you bad genes…” (looks me up and down – I wear shorts, mostly and was then), “Or in your case, shorts.”.
Hehe :)
+1
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Very, very close to my father’s last were:“I’m so sorry I’ve given you bad genes…” (looks me up and down – I wear shorts, mostly and was then), “Or in your case, shorts.”.
Hehe :)
Yeah, a Dad Joke, seriously, a Dad Joke, probably a minute or two before he died.
Brilliant stuff.
:)
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Very, very close to my father’s last were:“I’m so sorry I’ve given you bad genes…” (looks me up and down – I wear shorts, mostly and was then), “Or in your case, shorts.”.
Hehe :)
Yeah, a Dad Joke, seriously, a Dad Joke, probably a minute or two before he died.
Brilliant stuff.
:)
My mother talked about me being a mistake before she died. I thought I was planned. You were. You were still a mistake.
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:Hehe :)
Yeah, a Dad Joke, seriously, a Dad Joke, probably a minute or two before he died.
Brilliant stuff.
:)
My mother talked about me being a mistake before she died. I thought I was planned. You were. You were still a mistake.
She really was a bitch.
:(
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:Hehe :)
Yeah, a Dad Joke, seriously, a Dad Joke, probably a minute or two before he died.
Brilliant stuff.
:)
My mother talked about me being a mistake before she died. I thought I was planned. You were. You were still a mistake.
Fnerking arsehole.
Write her off in any of your thinking.
Just write her off.
Fnerking bitch.
sibeen said:
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:Yeah, a Dad Joke, seriously, a Dad Joke, probably a minute or two before he died.
Brilliant stuff.
:)
My mother talked about me being a mistake before she died. I thought I was planned. You were. You were still a mistake.
She really was a bitch.
:(
Yeah.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:Yeah, a Dad Joke, seriously, a Dad Joke, probably a minute or two before he died.
Brilliant stuff.
:)
My mother talked about me being a mistake before she died. I thought I was planned. You were. You were still a mistake.
Fnerking arsehole.
Write her off in any of your thinking.
Just write her off.
Fnerking bitch.
I rseally want to punch her.
That’s awful.
Bloody awful
What a fnerking bitch.
I am angry…
sarahs mum said:
sibeen said:
sarahs mum said:My mother talked about me being a mistake before she died. I thought I was planned. You were. You were still a mistake.
She really was a bitch.
:(
Yeah.
On the strength of this one example, I’m going to suppose that she was a bigger disappointment to you than vice-versa.
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:My mother talked about me being a mistake before she died. I thought I was planned. You were. You were still a mistake.
Fnerking arsehole.
Write her off in any of your thinking.
Just write her off.
Fnerking bitch.
I rseally want to punch her.
That’s awful.
Bloody awful
What a fnerking bitch.
I am angry…
Grrrrrrrrr.
at least my parents were trying to do the right thing, although they were often wrong. And violently wrong.
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:My mother talked about me being a mistake before she died. I thought I was planned. You were. You were still a mistake.
Fnerking arsehole.
Write her off in any of your thinking.
Just write her off.
Fnerking bitch.
I rseally want to punch her.
That’s awful.
Bloody awful
What a fnerking bitch.
I am angry…
I think anger is my problem. It is all internalised of course. Sigh.
Shrink did say juvenile PTSD.
Rule 303 said:
sarahs mum said:
sibeen said:She really was a bitch.
:(
Yeah.
On the strength of this one example, I’m going to suppose that she was a bigger disappointment to you than vice-versa.
That’s easy to say in retrospect.
sarahs mum said:
Rule 303 said:
sarahs mum said:Yeah.
On the strength of this one example, I’m going to suppose that she was a bigger disappointment to you than vice-versa.
That’s easy to say in retrospect.
I saw MrsRule’s father and uncle getting emotionally demolished by the reading of their mother’s will. They were a disappointment to her.
What an ignoranus.
I think my favourite Famous Last Words is the (unnamed) South American president who was shot with a machine gun while shopping in a fruit market. Lying, dying, in a cart of apples and oranges, he said, “Don’t let it end like this. Say I said something.”
sarahs mum said:
Rule 303 said:
sarahs mum said:Yeah.
On the strength of this one example, I’m going to suppose that she was a bigger disappointment to you than vice-versa.
That’s easy to say in retrospect.
In retrospect.
I forgave my father personally on his death bed. I should’ve done it earlier, but I didn’t like him. That was wrong. (I did personally forgive him years beforehand, but I didn’t say it to him.)
I also forgave my mother a few years ago personally, but I haven’t told her. I should.
I have
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Rule 303 said:On the strength of this one example, I’m going to suppose that she was a bigger disappointment to you than vice-versa.
That’s easy to say in retrospect.
In retrospect.
I forgave my father personally on his death bed. I should’ve done it earlier, but I didn’t like him. That was wrong. (I did personally forgive him years beforehand, but I didn’t say it to him.)
I also forgave my mother a few years ago personally, but I haven’t told her. I should.
I have
I haven’t yet. I should. Perhaps this should be my spur…
‘The world is
A bad place
A bad place
A terrible place to live
Oh, but I don’t want to die’
“REFLECTIONS OF MY LIFE” THE MARMALADE ~ 1969
btm said:
I think my favourite Famous Last Words is the (unnamed) South American president who was shot with a machine gun while shopping in a fruit market. Lying, dying, in a cart of apples and oranges, he said, “Don’t let it end like this. Say I said something.”
I nearly died once and I thought “what a stupid way to go.” I didn’t of course, but I recall the matter of fact way about it, whereas I had thought it would be far more dramatic.
Group hug for SM. No matter what your mum thought, we’re glad you’re here.
Divine Angel said:
Group hug for SM. No matter what your mum thought, we’re glad you’re here.
Divine Angel said:
Group hug for SM. No matter what your mum thought, we’re glad you’re here.
+1
I’m glad you’re here.
My mom didn’t wait
she told me to my face every day since I was a baby.
I came to rationalize it by knowing she was also the product of a terrible mother,
..and I can assume so was great grand mother.. ad infinitum..
funny thing is the anti-ProChoice fanatics unable to wrap their holy head around the fact that
some parents simply shouldn’t be.
Bubblecar said:
Whether merely thought or spoken aloud, last words before death are pretty much inevitable.There’s no point planning them but I wouldn’t be surprised if my last words tended towards these examples:
a) WTF was that all about?
b) Anyway, I love you all.
c) Well maybe not all of you but
d) Never mind.
e) That’s a beautiful cloud structure, I was always good at the clouds.
f) Hehehe.
g) Maybe next time.
“…and Now for something Completely Different…”
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:
Ooo, I really have already done this. The memory is a bit vague but the ambos had been asking me about pain levels. I stated that things weren’t too bad, maybe had got to a five but it was OK now. They then fumbled around connecting probes to various sectors of my body when I then came out with,“I think it’s getting a bit worse now”.
I then died.
It was actually a fairly prescient statement :)
“I think it’s getting a bit worse now” seems a fair enough last remark, if somewhat lacking in philosophical substance.
“i have a bad feeling about this” ¿
Divine Angel said:
Group hug for SM. No matter what your mum thought, we’re glad you’re here.
:)
Tamb said:
Divine Angel said:
Group hug for SM. No matter what your mum thought, we’re glad you’re here.
Hug from me too SM.
:)
Ogmog said:
Divine Angel said:
Group hug for SM. No matter what your mum thought, we’re glad you’re here.
+1
I’m glad you’re here.
My mom didn’t wait
she told me to my face every day since I was a baby.
I came to rationalize it by knowing she was also the product of a terrible mother,
..and I can assume so was great grand mother.. ad infinitum..funny thing is the anti-ProChoice fanatics unable to wrap their holy head around the fact that
some parents simply shouldn’t be.
The shootout at the I’m ok you’re ok corral.
sarahs mum said:
Ogmog said:
Divine Angel said:
Group hug for SM. No matter what your mum thought, we’re glad you’re here.
+1
I’m glad you’re here.
My mom didn’t wait
she told me to my face every day since I was a baby.
I came to rationalize it by knowing she was also the product of a terrible mother,
..and I can assume so was great grand mother.. ad infinitum..funny thing is the anti-ProChoice fanatics unable to wrap their holy head around the fact that
some parents simply shouldn’t be.
The shootout at the I’m ok you’re ok corral.
Thank God it’s all over.
may add some cheer to your day, not uncommonly they could be, in your death throws, I don’t want to die, something similar, or grunts like, as you fight to the end
sibeen said:
Ooo, I really have already done this. The memory is a bit vague but the ambos had been asking me about pain levels. I stated that things weren’t too bad, maybe had got to a five but it was OK now. They then fumbled around connecting probes to various sectors of my body when I then came out with,“I think it’s getting a bit worse now”.
I then died.
It was actually a fairly prescient statement :)
My grandfather was clinically dead once and he saw gardens of profuse flowers and bright colours. Do you remember any consciousness around about that time of your happenings?
monkey skipper said:
sibeen said:
Ooo, I really have already done this. The memory is a bit vague but the ambos had been asking me about pain levels. I stated that things weren’t too bad, maybe had got to a five but it was OK now. They then fumbled around connecting probes to various sectors of my body when I then came out with,“I think it’s getting a bit worse now”.
I then died.
It was actually a fairly prescient statement :)
My grandfather was clinically dead once and he saw gardens of profuse flowers and bright colours. Do you remember any consciousness around about that time of your happenings?
Zero. Nada. Zip.
Maybe only believers get to go to heaven. The god of the bible is such a rapacious rapscallion it wouldn’t surprise me.
sibeen said:
monkey skipper said:
sibeen said:
Ooo, I really have already done this. The memory is a bit vague but the ambos had been asking me about pain levels. I stated that things weren’t too bad, maybe had got to a five but it was OK now. They then fumbled around connecting probes to various sectors of my body when I then came out with,“I think it’s getting a bit worse now”.
I then died.
It was actually a fairly prescient statement :)
My grandfather was clinically dead once and he saw gardens of profuse flowers and bright colours. Do you remember any consciousness around about that time of your happenings?
Zero. Nada. Zip.
Maybe only believers get to go to heaven. The god of the bible is such a rapacious rapscallion it wouldn’t surprise me.
Actually I don’t know if he was religious , he was a landscape gardener /florist and designed/maintained quite a few gardens around the Northshore of Sydney. He did well for a person who had a glass eye since childhood and diminishing vision in his only remaining eye.