Post your memes, poster and funny stuff here

Arts said:

Post your memes, poster and funny stuff here

I shall go to town!!!

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

Post your memes, poster and funny stuff here

I shall go to town!!!

which category will you fit in, tho?

Arts said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

Post your memes, poster and funny stuff here

I shall go to town!!!

which category will you fit in, tho?

I think it would be hard to try to box me in to any one category.

I had a paralysed dream the other night, very scary, never had one before one. I popped into bed and realised someone else was in there, I had an adrenaline hit and tried to get up and out but they grabbed me and held me down, then I heard the sound of a dentists drill and they were trying to get my mouth opened. This all felt completely and utterly real. By a massive effort I managed to get a hold of the other person to push them off and realised I had grabbed a tit, in that instant I realised it must all be a dream and was about to settle into the most realistic dream I have ever had, but that recognition sort of broke the spell and I woke up.

Interesting thing it was about 3 in the morning, I had even dreamed the just getting into bed bit.

Arts said:

Post your memes, poster and funny stuff here

Oh good, hold on til I get back.

Team meetings WFH

Ian said:

I made dat!

captain_spalding said:

Ian said:

I made dat!

pats c_s on the head

“good boy”.

captain_spalding said:

Ian said:

I made dat!

You’re a COVID teen?

sibeen said:

captain_spalding said:

Ian said:

I made dat!

pats c_s on the head

“good boy”.

(wags tail)

captain_spalding said:

Ian said:

I made dat!

Well you certainly did the bulk of the heavy lifting..

:)

AwesomeO said:

I had a paralysed dream the other night, very scary, never had one before one. I popped into bed and realised someone else was in there, I had an adrenaline hit and tried to get up and out but they grabbed me and held me down, then I heard the sound of a dentists drill and they were trying to get my mouth opened. This all felt completely and utterly real. By a massive effort I managed to get a hold of the other person to push them off and realised I had grabbed a tit, in that instant I realised it must all be a dream and was about to settle into the most realistic dream I have ever had, but that recognition sort of broke the spell and I woke up.

Interesting thing it was about 3 in the morning, I had even dreamed the just getting into bed bit.

Moral of the tale: always check your bed for dentists before getting in.

Kenyan President Vs USA President making announcements to the public to avoid crowding and keep a safe distance all times.

sarahs mum said:

Kenyan President Vs USA President making announcements to the public to avoid crowding and keep a safe distance all times.

Nods.

Mosh pits will be boring with social distancing

Arts said:

LOL, I was only talking to one of my clients yesterday about how we go if there was a war.

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

LOL, I was only talking to one of my clients yesterday about how we go if there was a war.

since it’s all fought with drones and in other virtual realities now, quite well actually, until the True Asian Gamers get in on it

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

LOL, I was only talking to one of my clients yesterday about how we go if there was a war.

Some SAS people are being accused of war crimes for something which happened in Afghanistan.

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

LOL, I was only talking to one of my clients yesterday about how we go if there was a war.

Well, rationing might be a good idea…

SCIENCE said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

LOL, I was only talking to one of my clients yesterday about how we go if there was a war.

since it’s all fought with drones and in other virtual realities now, quite well actually, until the True Asian Gamers get in on it

this was more about civilians. she is Italian. Plus most of the old Italians around here have had a tough life. She still had a sense of humour about what was happening, but a little worried at the same time.

furious said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

LOL, I was only talking to one of my clients yesterday about how we go if there was a war.

Well, rationing might be a good idea…

or shooting non-locals who come to raid us rural folks food stores.

ChrispenEvan said:

SCIENCE said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL, I was only talking to one of my clients yesterday about how we go if there was a war.

since it’s all fought with drones and in other virtual realities now, quite well actually, until the True Asian Gamers get in on it

this was more about civilians. she is Italian. Plus most of the old Italians around here have had a tough life. She still had a sense of humour about what was happening, but a little worried at the same time.

The elderly Dutch in this area seem to be wondering what the fuss is about. But then they suffered an occupation, so they know the really bad.

ChrispenEvan said:

furious said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL, I was only talking to one of my clients yesterday about how we go if there was a war.

Well, rationing might be a good idea…

or shooting non-locals who come to raid us rural folks food stores.

Best suggestion so far.

ChrispenEvan said:

furious said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL, I was only talking to one of my clients yesterday about how we go if there was a war.

Well, rationing might be a good idea…

or shooting non-locals who come to raid us rural folks food stores.

Well, there’s a little boy waiting
at the counter of the corner shop
He’s been waiting down there, waiting half the day,
They never ever see him from the top
He gets pushed around, knocked to the ground,
He gets to his feet and he says…

What about me? It isn’t fair
I don’t have enough, now I want my share
Can’t you see, I wanna live
But you just take more than you give

buffy said:

ChrispenEvan said:

SCIENCE said:

since it’s all fought with drones and in other virtual realities now, quite well actually, until the True Asian Gamers get in on it

this was more about civilians. she is Italian. Plus most of the old Italians around here have had a tough life. She still had a sense of humour about what was happening, but a little worried at the same time.

The elderly Dutch in this area seem to be wondering what the fuss is about. But then they suffered an occupation, so they know the really bad.

well we probably have had it plenty easy for the last plenty years

Tamb said:

ChrispenEvan said:

furious said:

Well, rationing might be a good idea…

or shooting non-locals who come to raid us rural folks food stores.

Best suggestion so far.

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

furious said:

Tamb said:

ChrispenEvan said:

or shooting non-locals who come to raid us rural folks food stores.

Best suggestion so far.

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

only if they try to use the hospitals

furious said:

Tamb said:

ChrispenEvan said:

or shooting non-locals who come to raid us rural folks food stores.

Best suggestion so far.

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

logical fallacy: false equivalence.

ChrispenEvan said:

furious said:

Tamb said:

Best suggestion so far.

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

logical fallacy: false equivalence.

Look, this is a joke thread, not a logic thread. Sheesh…

furious said:

Tamb said:

ChrispenEvan said:

or shooting non-locals who come to raid us rural folks food stores.

Best suggestion so far.

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

Generally it’s because the country stores don’t stock the things they need.

furious said:

ChrispenEvan said:

furious said:

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

logical fallacy: false equivalence.

Look, this is a joke thread, not a logic thread. Sheesh…

thank you for bringing some sense back to the nonsense thread. Sensible posts will not be tolerated.. even yours.

SCIENCE said:

furious said:

Tamb said:

Best suggestion so far.

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

only if they try to use the hospitals

we have a local hospital. one in bunbury, 50km away. only really use city ones for stuff that can’t be done locally or the specialist is in the city.

Tamb said:

furious said:

Tamb said:

Best suggestion so far.

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

Generally it’s because the country stores don’t stock the things they need.

Well, the city folk are stating the same. The city stores don’t stock the things I need…food and TP.

furious said:

ChrispenEvan said:

furious said:

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

logical fallacy: false equivalence.

Look, this is a joke thread, not a logic thread. Sheesh…

I’ve lived with rationing. It’s not so bad. Mum only used her coupons for necessities.

Arts said:

furious said:

ChrispenEvan said:

logical fallacy: false equivalence.

Look, this is a joke thread, not a logic thread. Sheesh…

thank you for bringing some sense back to the nonsense thread. Sensible posts will not be tolerated.. even yours.

is that a sensible post arts?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

sibeen said:

Tamb said:

furious said:

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

Generally it’s because the country stores don’t stock the things they need.

Well, the city folk are stating the same. The city stores don’t stock the things I need…food and TP.

pfffft you just don’t want to get shot.

sibeen said:

Tamb said:

furious said:

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

Generally it’s because the country stores don’t stock the things they need.

Well, the city folk are stating the same. The city stores don’t stock the things I need…food and TP.

But the deliveries to the supermarkets continue in the city…I suspect a lot of our regional deliveries have been scaled back to cater to the city shops.

sibeen said:

Tamb said:

furious said:

So, when country folk go into the city to do some shopping? Same applies?

Generally it’s because the country stores don’t stock the things they need.

Well, the city folk are stating the same. The city stores don’t stock the things I need…food and TP.

The difference is the country stores don’t ever have some things, not that they are out of stock.

buffy said:

sibeen said:

Tamb said:

Generally it’s because the country stores don’t stock the things they need.

Well, the city folk are stating the same. The city stores don’t stock the things I need…food and TP.

But the deliveries to the supermarkets continue in the city…I suspect a lot of our regional deliveries have been scaled back to cater to the city shops.

simple, just redirect them to the forgotten small towns that the highway bypassed plenty years ago

that’ll bring the tourism revenues up to much needed levels

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

furious said:

Look, this is a joke thread, not a logic thread. Sheesh…

thank you for bringing some sense back to the nonsense thread. Sensible posts will not be tolerated.. even yours.

is that a sensible post arts?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

I doubt it very much.

SCIENCE said:

buffy said:

sibeen said:

Well, the city folk are stating the same. The city stores don’t stock the things I need…food and TP.

But the deliveries to the supermarkets continue in the city…I suspect a lot of our regional deliveries have been scaled back to cater to the city shops.

simple, just redirect them to the forgotten small towns that the highway bypassed plenty years ago

that’ll bring the tourism revenues up to much needed levels

and disease. god knows what lurgies you city slickers carry.

Tamb said:

sibeen said:

Tamb said:

Generally it’s because the country stores don’t stock the things they need.

Well, the city folk are stating the same. The city stores don’t stock the things I need…food and TP.

The difference is the country stores don’t ever have some things, not that they are out of stock.

I may, or may not, live in an out of the way place and I may, or may not, need to occasionally go to a larger centre for some supplies. I just don’t want to get shot in either location…

ChrispenEvan said:

SCIENCE said:

buffy said:

But the deliveries to the supermarkets continue in the city…I suspect a lot of our regional deliveries have been scaled back to cater to the city shops.

simple, just redirect them to the forgotten small towns that the highway bypassed plenty years ago

that’ll bring the tourism revenues up to much needed levels

and disease. god knows what lurgies you city slickers carry.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-18/the-scots-college-hosts-assembly-amid-coronavirus-fears/12064148

“I’m not worried, life must go in some way you know,” she said.

“It’s in God’s hands.”

SCIENCE said:

ChrispenEvan said:

SCIENCE said:

simple, just redirect them to the forgotten small towns that the highway bypassed plenty years ago

that’ll bring the tourism revenues up to much needed levels

and disease. god knows what lurgies you city slickers carry.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-18/the-scots-college-hosts-assembly-amid-coronavirus-fears/12064148

“I’m not worried, life must go in some way you know,” she said.

“It’s in God’s hands.”

I hope he washed them then.

Tamb said:

SCIENCE said:

ChrispenEvan said:

and disease. god knows what lurgies you city slickers carry.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-18/the-scots-college-hosts-assembly-amid-coronavirus-fears/12064148

“I’m not worried, life must go in some way you know,” she said.

“It’s in God’s hands.”

I hope he washed them then.

Well, he has certainly washed them of us…

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

LOL, I was only talking to one of my clients yesterday about how we go if there was a war.

LOL, I missed that one. Thanks for re-posting it CE.

:)

Arts said:

Woodie said:

SCIENCE said:

everyone’s short on flour at the moment so make sure you include some in the envelope

How can I stockpile the internet? I needs six month’s supply. Urgently. Should I start downloading now, just in case the internet runs out?

I believe we are limited to two internets per customer.

haven’t all gigs been cancelled?

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

Woodie said:

How can I stockpile the internet? I needs six month’s supply. Urgently. Should I start downloading now, just in case the internet runs out?

I believe we are limited to two internets per customer.

haven’t all gigs been cancelled?

golf clap…

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

Woodie said:

How can I stockpile the internet? I needs six month’s supply. Urgently. Should I start downloading now, just in case the internet runs out?

I believe we are limited to two internets per customer.

haven’t all gigs been cancelled?

grab all your < 100 gigs now.

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

Woodie said:

How can I stockpile the internet? I needs six month’s supply. Urgently. Should I start downloading now, just in case the internet runs out?

I believe we are limited to two internets per customer.

haven’t all gigs been cancelled?

I’m assuming that’s going to happen in the next few weeks
Lucky I got to see Tool before this all got bad

furious said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

I believe we are limited to two internets per customer.

haven’t all gigs been cancelled?

golf clap…

That should lower the Terror bites.

Religious gatherings have been cancelled including mass praying surely you’d be protected by the god force field when praying

Cymek said:

Religious gatherings have been cancelled including mass praying surely you’d be protected by the god force field when praying

one of our carers said last week that her church banned that handshaking and wafer eating thing the Catholics do immediately.. so they knew something was up.

ChrispenEvan said:

Arts said:

Woodie said:

How can I stockpile the internet? I needs six month’s supply. Urgently. Should I start downloading now, just in case the internet runs out?

I believe we are limited to two internets per customer.

haven’t all gigs been cancelled?

All sold out in a terror bite.

Cymek said:

Religious gatherings have been cancelled including mass praying surely you’d be protected by the god force field when praying

So said Margaret Court, and Greek Orthodox churches.

TRUMP Jan 22 – reporter asks do you think this will become a pandemic, Trump replied “No, not at all. We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”
TRUMP Feb 26 – reporter asks are you worried about the number of virus cases here? Trump replied “We’re going down, not up. We’re going very substantially down, not up. Within a couple of days it’s going to be down to close to zero.”
TRUMP March 15 – the virus was “something we have tremendous control over”
TRUMP March 16 – “If you’re talking about the virus, no, that’s not under control for any place in the world,”
TRUMP – various times – the shortage of COVID19 test kits – the “new Democratic hoax”
TRUMP -today – March 18 – “I’ve always known this is a, this is a real, this is a pandemic I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic. All you had to do was look at other countries, I think now it’s in almost 120 countries all over the world. I’ve always viewed it as serious.”
TRUMP – also today – I need an interpreter to understand this – “If we do a really good job, we’ll not only hold the death down to a level that is not only much lower than the other way had we not done a good job, but people are talking about July, August something like that so it could be right in that period of time.”

Arts said:

TRUMP Jan 22 – reporter asks do you think this will become a pandemic, Trump replied “No, not at all. We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”
TRUMP Feb 26 – reporter asks are you worried about the number of virus cases here? Trump replied “We’re going down, not up. We’re going very substantially down, not up. Within a couple of days it’s going to be down to close to zero.”
TRUMP March 15 – the virus was “something we have tremendous control over”
TRUMP March 16 – “If you’re talking about the virus, no, that’s not under control for any place in the world,”
TRUMP – various times – the shortage of COVID19 test kits – the “new Democratic hoax”
TRUMP -today – March 18 – “I’ve always known this is a, this is a real, this is a pandemic I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic. All you had to do was look at other countries, I think now it’s in almost 120 countries all over the world. I’ve always viewed it as serious.”
TRUMP – also today – I need an interpreter to understand this – “If we do a really good job, we’ll not only hold the death down to a level that is not only much lower than the other way had we not done a good job, but people are talking about July, August something like that so it could be right in that period of time.”

I need an interpreter, too.

sarahs mum said:

LOL

Arts said:

Grim.

Arts said:

except there’s not going to be any shortages of food, if anything there will be extra. The economic recovery might be in over-eating and them burning off all those extra calories in your own socially isolated home gym.

Divine Angel said:

Arts said:

Grim.

aye. times were hard but we were happy.

Divine Angel said:

Arts said:

Grim.

Not if you can grow your own veggies and fruits.

Arts said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA4KS546rZo

Mathew Mackie is a writer and Editor-in-Chief of TBS. He can be contacted at editor@thebigsmoke.com.au.

Today, Scott Morrison told us to stop panic buying and not succumb to fear. In the last fifteen years, the message has been the exact opposite.

This morning, I experienced peak absurdism, as while Scott Morrison asked as to stop coronavirus panic buying, I was at Woolworths, witnessing a woman justify the twenty-four bottles of lime juice in her possession, drowned out by the man with an armful of duck pâté, claiming that his five-year-old’s birthday dinner will be carrying on regardless.

One tends to wonder how we’ve got to a stage where we’re trading blows over toilet paper while pretending not to hear the anguished one-way phone conversations or the gesticulated pleas of those stranded in aisles with barren trolleys, wondering how they’re going to feed themselves and their family for an unknown period of time.

Yet, in the words of the Prime Minister, “Stop hoarding, stop it now…it’s one of the most disappointing things I’ve ever seen.”

Admonishment from an unpopular leader is one thing, but once again, Morrison has totally failed to read the room. Many of us are scared that we’ll lose our job, be unable to pay the rent, or to some, literally survive. Shaking a finger at these ‘disappointing’ people fails to grasp what pushed them to do it in the first place.

Today, we were told not to be afraid by the same people who taught us to fear everything. Muslims, boat people, the poor, the unemployed, the indigenous, the unions, the latte sippers. We’re learning that the 2019 election loss was more than the unsuitability of Bill Shorten, it was massed pork-barrelling, voter coercion and the deep pockets of Clive Palmer.

While some may loudly decry the busloads of city folk stripping the shelves of rural supermarkets as un-Australian, I believe this is exactly who we are, or at least, who we’ve become. It’s not entirely Morrison’s fault, but the utter hideousness of our portrait in the attic has been a long time coming. If we’re looking for a catalyst, I’d wager the 2001 Tampa crisis was the beginning of the course we seemingly cannot right.

@bruce_haigh I am not so much scared of the virus as I am of my fellow Australians. Buses came up to Lithgow yesterday from Sydney with hordes of Morrison’s drooling and greedy Bogans and stripped the supermarkets bare. Is every town in the west going to suffer a similar fate?

Empathy has since become a luxury that we cannot afford, or afford to show, otherwise these faceless people from somewhere dirty will steal our tiny piece of Australia from underneath us. It echoes the lessons from above, as we’re all guided by the mind of a religious man whose beliefs allow one to be rich and pure at the same time.

I don’t know who the bloody hell we were, but I certainly know who we’ve become. Adani, Peter Dutton spying on Australians, secret trials of whistleblowers, offshore detention, the AFP raids, the repeated (unpunished) instances of corruption, undercutting marriage equality with the right to discriminate, the systematic failure to combat the bushfires or manage the climate. All have been ants slowly gnawing away at the metaphorical green-and-gold meat pie within.

After all, the ALP’s plan to defeat Scott Morrison is a clone of Scott Morrison. Our leadership comes in the form of nonsense, trite catchphrases: The best form of welfare is a job. Have a go, get a go. Patriotism will see us through a global pandemic.

So, we’re left to lead ourselves. It’s why we’re prone to this primordial selfishness Morrison fails to grasp. We don’t trust the government to look after us, so we’re desperately attempting to look after ourselves. We’re having a go in lieu of getting a go.

Morrison’s attempt to put the genie back into the bottle by force is typical of the man and the party, but it will invariably fall flat, and will thrust us further into panic and fear, as again, the plan is no plan; nothing but the usual cocktail of buzzphrase, punishment, and empty platitude.

ChrispenEvan said:

Mathew Mackie is a writer and Editor-in-Chief of TBS. He can be contacted at editor@thebigsmoke.com.au.

Today, Scott Morrison told us to stop panic buying and not succumb to fear. In the last fifteen years, the message has been the exact opposite.

This morning, I experienced peak absurdism, as while Scott Morrison asked as to stop coronavirus panic buying, I was at Woolworths, witnessing a woman justify the twenty-four bottles of lime juice in her possession, drowned out by the man with an armful of duck pâté, claiming that his five-year-old’s birthday dinner will be carrying on regardless.

One tends to wonder how we’ve got to a stage where we’re trading blows over toilet paper while pretending not to hear the anguished one-way phone conversations or the gesticulated pleas of those stranded in aisles with barren trolleys, wondering how they’re going to feed themselves and their family for an unknown period of time.

Yet, in the words of the Prime Minister, “Stop hoarding, stop it now…it’s one of the most disappointing things I’ve ever seen.”

Admonishment from an unpopular leader is one thing, but once again, Morrison has totally failed to read the room. Many of us are scared that we’ll lose our job, be unable to pay the rent, or to some, literally survive. Shaking a finger at these ‘disappointing’ people fails to grasp what pushed them to do it in the first place.

Today, we were told not to be afraid by the same people who taught us to fear everything. Muslims, boat people, the poor, the unemployed, the indigenous, the unions, the latte sippers. We’re learning that the 2019 election loss was more than the unsuitability of Bill Shorten, it was massed pork-barrelling, voter coercion and the deep pockets of Clive Palmer.

While some may loudly decry the busloads of city folk stripping the shelves of rural supermarkets as un-Australian, I believe this is exactly who we are, or at least, who we’ve become. It’s not entirely Morrison’s fault, but the utter hideousness of our portrait in the attic has been a long time coming. If we’re looking for a catalyst, I’d wager the 2001 Tampa crisis was the beginning of the course we seemingly cannot right.

@bruce_haigh I am not so much scared of the virus as I am of my fellow Australians. Buses came up to Lithgow yesterday from Sydney with hordes of Morrison’s drooling and greedy Bogans and stripped the supermarkets bare. Is every town in the west going to suffer a similar fate?

Empathy has since become a luxury that we cannot afford, or afford to show, otherwise these faceless people from somewhere dirty will steal our tiny piece of Australia from underneath us. It echoes the lessons from above, as we’re all guided by the mind of a religious man whose beliefs allow one to be rich and pure at the same time.

I don’t know who the bloody hell we were, but I certainly know who we’ve become. Adani, Peter Dutton spying on Australians, secret trials of whistleblowers, offshore detention, the AFP raids, the repeated (unpunished) instances of corruption, undercutting marriage equality with the right to discriminate, the systematic failure to combat the bushfires or manage the climate. All have been ants slowly gnawing away at the metaphorical green-and-gold meat pie within.

After all, the ALP’s plan to defeat Scott Morrison is a clone of Scott Morrison. Our leadership comes in the form of nonsense, trite catchphrases: The best form of welfare is a job. Have a go, get a go. Patriotism will see us through a global pandemic.

So, we’re left to lead ourselves. It’s why we’re prone to this primordial selfishness Morrison fails to grasp. We don’t trust the government to look after us, so we’re desperately attempting to look after ourselves. We’re having a go in lieu of getting a go.

Morrison’s attempt to put the genie back into the bottle by force is typical of the man and the party, but it will invariably fall flat, and will thrust us further into panic and fear, as again, the plan is no plan; nothing but the usual cocktail of buzzphrase, punishment, and empty platitude.

LOL, he’s got a gold season bust ticket.

Arts said:

I thought she had a problem being a mother of puppies.

won’t someone think of the uni students

Arts said:

won’t someone think of the uni students

dammit

won’t someone think of the uni students

this would be me after a few hours..

Arts said:

this would be me after a few hours..

I laffed.

Coronavirus has made things crazy and scary and they were already crazy and scary before!
First Dog on the Moon
First Dog on the Moon

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/19/coronavirus-has-made-things-crazy-and-scary-and-they-were-already-crazy-and-scary-before

sarahs mum said:

Arts said:

this would be me after a few hours..

I laffed.

Coronavirus has made things crazy and scary and they were already crazy and scary before!
First Dog on the Moon
First Dog on the Moon

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/19/coronavirus-has-made-things-crazy-and-scary-and-they-were-already-crazy-and-scary-before

I feel like it’s the most nonemergency emergency ever.

Arts said:

sarahs mum said:

Arts said:

this would be me after a few hours..

I laffed.

Coronavirus has made things crazy and scary and they were already crazy and scary before!
First Dog on the Moon
First Dog on the Moon

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/19/coronavirus-has-made-things-crazy-and-scary-and-they-were-already-crazy-and-scary-before

I feel like it’s the most nonemergency emergency ever.

It can be deadly. But only when it is.

Arts said:

TRUMP Jan 22 – reporter asks do you think this will become a pandemic, Trump replied “No, not at all. We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”
TRUMP Feb 26 – reporter asks are you worried about the number of virus cases here? Trump replied “We’re going down, not up. We’re going very substantially down, not up. Within a couple of days it’s going to be down to close to zero.”
TRUMP March 15 – the virus was “something we have tremendous control over”
TRUMP March 16 – “If you’re talking about the virus, no, that’s not under control for any place in the world,”
TRUMP – various times – the shortage of COVID19 test kits – the “new Democratic hoax”
TRUMP -today – March 18 – “I’ve always known this is a, this is a real, this is a pandemic I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic. All you had to do was look at other countries, I think now it’s in almost 120 countries all over the world. I’ve always viewed it as serious.”
TRUMP – also today – I need an interpreter to understand this – “If we do a really good job, we’ll not only hold the death down to a level that is not only much lower than the other way had we not done a good job, but people are talking about July, August something like that so it could be right in that period of time.”

I STILL can’t believe people fall for Don D. Conn

3 YEARS After the “FACT”
Peeple are still too ashamed to admit that
they’d reckoned THEY’d Look Stupid if they Admitted that
They ACTually Weren’t Understanding A Damned Thing He Was Saying!

EX-ample:
Whoever put this out I know they’re in a trap house yes it depends it depends no remedies double talk wow so what is it politics is a con game the system is rigged is all a delusion we’re not really here are we this is not my house this is not my beautiful wife Talking Heads LOL it’s all a sham ….. The Beatles got a right we all live in a yellow submarine the Yellow Submarine incidentally in our constitution is rigged with God and religion that kind of throws everything into the pit doesn’t it no comment 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
guard your heart and soul question everything…. like sheep lead to slaughter… Matthew 23 and 23 Woe unto teachers of the law and Pharisees Hippocrates Christ opposing the modern lawyers in politicians of that day judging their intentions being evasive double talkin confronted their behavior and actions and intent oh sure they talk a good game they give their ties show Community Support the put on a good show but God just their hearts and they forgot the main part of a law which was Mercy faithfulness and justice it’s like the Republican Party extended did forgot the former I don’t think it’s the Republican Party Abraham Lincoln Lincoln was thinking about or had in mind if the Senate doesn’t realize this with all the facts put out this country is do.Period… not to come to think of it Pontius Pilate stressing out about his office the Roman government in Jerusalem during with the Jews uprising and the controversy was a self-proclaimed Christ on the Jews rejected as being God / ask Jesus what is truth isn’t a point of double talk? like” you know who I am don’t even play me”. LOL..sounding like a brutha…lol a skit from Dave Chappelle

Arts said:

this would be me after a few hours..

LOL

RapidClean Griffith sells 192,000 rolls of toilet tissue in four days.

roughbarked said:

RapidClean Griffith sells 192,000 rolls of toilet tissue in four days.

True?

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

RapidClean Griffith sells 192,000 rolls of toilet tissue in four days.

True?

That’s what the newspaper says.

roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

RapidClean Griffith sells 192,000 rolls of toilet tissue in four days.

True?

That’s what the newspaper says.

roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

RapidClean Griffith sells 192,000 rolls of toilet tissue in four days.

True?

That’s what the newspaper says.

Ha! Even Henry Lawson called reporters “Newspaper Liars”.

……………………………………………………………………………………………

192,000 (rolls)/48 (rolls per commercial box IIRC) = 4,000 boxes.

1,000 boxes per day. Not impossible, but unlikely.

Stock of 4,000 boxes? Not impossible, but unlikely.

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

True?

That’s what the newspaper says.

Ha! Even Henry Lawson called reporters “Newspaper Liars”.

……………………………………………………………………………………………

192,000 (rolls)/48 (rolls per commercial box IIRC) = 4,000 boxes.

1,000 boxes per day. Not impossible, but unlikely.

Stock of 4,000 boxes? Not impossible, but unlikely.

Henry Lawson was a drinking buddy with my wife’s grandfather. Henry went to live in Leeton for a while to dry out. Unfortunately that plan went downhill.

ChrispenEvan said:

Fair in the nuts.

Er I mean you won’t be scratching those either.

ChrispenEvan said:

:)

Like.

(Having done this several times, including last week.)

ruby said:

LOLOLOLOL

Michael V said:

ruby said:

LOLOLOLOL

and so we did, until we realised the final line was that we mocked his claims of talking to god, but now we get to do it ourselves in person

SCIENCE said:

Michael V said:

ruby said:

LOLOLOLOL

and so we did, until we realised the final line was that we mocked his claims of talking to god, but now we get to do it ourselves in person

He’ll be facing a very hostile audience.

Tamb said:

He’ll be facing a very hostile audience.

With some penetrating questions about various parts of the Great Plan.

ruby said:

That’s terrifying, imagine the house if it was for months

SCIENCE said:

Michael V said:

ruby said:

LOLOLOLOL

and so we did, until we realised the final line was that we mocked his claims of talking to god, but now we get to do it ourselves in person

Good one, centurion.

:)

ruby said:

clever

my boss tested pozzi for the rona so now i’m in iso too. popped down to woolies for some sanno but it’s all been bloody magpied.

ChrispenEvan said:

my boss tested pozzi for the rona so now i’m in iso too. popped down to woolies for some sanno but it’s all been bloody magpied.

Hehe

ChrispenEvan said:

my boss tested pozzi for the rona so now i’m in iso too. popped down to woolies for some sanno but it’s all been bloody magpied.

Ah, la langue belle.

• rubs temples* that this needs to even be said… I know, I know.. we try our best to not kill * anybody * despite the obvious advantages.

Arts said:

• rubs temples* that this needs to even be said… I know, I know.. we try our best to not kill * anybody * despite the obvious advantages.

Aww…they’re some of my best chemicals recipes, right there on the internets.

captain_spalding said:

Arts said:

• rubs temples* that this needs to even be said… I know, I know.. we try our best to not kill * anybody * despite the obvious advantages.

Aww…they’re some of my best chemicals recipes, right there on the internets.

is that like saying “do not press the red button” or “don’t try this at home kids”

genius

Arts said:

• rubs temples* that this needs to even be said… I know, I know.. we try our best to not kill * anybody * despite the obvious advantages.

It needs to be said, because there are some real dills out there.

Arts said:

• rubs temples* that this needs to even be said… I know, I know.. we try our best to not kill * anybody * despite the obvious advantages.

To be fair, hydrogen peroxide and pretty much anything at all is a very dangerous mix.

Arts said:

On IE there is nothing there.

Arts said:

makes note

Buy heaps of lined paper.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/20/a-handy-guide-to-better-individuwellness-with-the-abc-interpretive-dance-bandicoot

ChrispenEvan said:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/20/a-handy-guide-to-better-individuwellness-with-the-abc-interpretive-dance-bandicoot

I’m always doing the fucking blowfly dance anyway,

captain_spalding said:

*love.

*stealing

captain_spalding said:

Yeah well and all but have you seen what is on fucking TV?

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

Yeah well and all but have you seen what is on fucking TV?

Aye, sitting in front of the television would cause me anxiety unless there was something I really wanted to watch.

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

Yeah well and all but have you seen what is on fucking TV?

no, i haven’t.

ChrispenEvan said:

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

Yeah well and all but have you seen what is on fucking TV?

no, i haven’t.

Thank your lucky stars.

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

Yeah well and all but have you seen what is on fucking TV?

You can always watch MAFS.

That show makes you realise how fortunate you are to be you, instead of being a self-absorbed, narcissistic, empty-headed, self-important, preening, useless nobody, who lives their life entirely controlled by your sexual urges with no concept of genuine affection for or attachment to anyone but yourself.

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

Yeah well and all but have you seen what is on fucking TV?

I keep tellin’ ya – footy without crowds.

party_pants said:

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

Yeah well and all but have you seen what is on fucking TV?

I keep tellin’ ya – footy without crowds.

I tell ya, the other day no one came up to me.

Speaking of MAFS, just what the hell is a ‘commitment ceremony’?

I’ve never been able to bear watching it long enough to work out what the schedule is with those people.

Are they already ‘married’, and trying to work out whether or not to stay ‘married’?

Or are they trying to work out just who among the selection of drongoes they’re in the ‘experiment’ with they hate the least, with a view to perhaps ‘marrying’ that one?

captain_spalding said:

Speaking of MAFS, just what the hell is a ‘commitment ceremony’?

I’ve never been able to bear watching it long enough to work out what the schedule is with those people.

Are they already ‘married’, and trying to work out whether or not to stay ‘married’?

Or are they trying to work out just who among the selection of drongoes they’re in the ‘experiment’ with they hate the least, with a view to perhaps ‘marrying’ that one?

They can’t legally marry them because the people have not done the mandatory counselling sessions.

party_pants said:

captain_spalding said:

Speaking of MAFS, just what the hell is a ‘commitment ceremony’?

I’ve never been able to bear watching it long enough to work out what the schedule is with those people.

Are they already ‘married’, and trying to work out whether or not to stay ‘married’?

Or are they trying to work out just who among the selection of drongoes they’re in the ‘experiment’ with they hate the least, with a view to perhaps ‘marrying’ that one?

They can’t legally marry them because the people have not done the mandatory counselling sessions.

wait you have to do mandatory counselling before you get married? since when?

party_pants said:

captain_spalding said:

Speaking of MAFS, just what the hell is a ‘commitment ceremony’?

I’ve never been able to bear watching it long enough to work out what the schedule is with those people.

Are they already ‘married’, and trying to work out whether or not to stay ‘married’?

Or are they trying to work out just who among the selection of drongoes they’re in the ‘experiment’ with they hate the least, with a view to perhaps ‘marrying’ that one?

They can’t legally marry them because the people have not done the mandatory counselling sessions.

The what?

captain_spalding said:

Speaking of MAFS, just what the hell is a ‘commitment ceremony’?

I’ve never been able to bear watching it long enough to work out what the schedule is with those people.

Are they already ‘married’, and trying to work out whether or not to stay ‘married’?

Or are they trying to work out just who among the selection of drongoes they’re in the ‘experiment’ with they hate the least, with a view to perhaps ‘marrying’ that one?

There IS footy on without crowds, ya know Mr Spalding.

Arts said:

party_pants said:

captain_spalding said:

Speaking of MAFS, just what the hell is a ‘commitment ceremony’?

I’ve never been able to bear watching it long enough to work out what the schedule is with those people.

Are they already ‘married’, and trying to work out whether or not to stay ‘married’?

Or are they trying to work out just who among the selection of drongoes they’re in the ‘experiment’ with they hate the least, with a view to perhaps ‘marrying’ that one?

They can’t legally marry them because the people have not done the mandatory counselling sessions.

wait you have to do mandatory counselling before you get married? since when?

I thought the Howard government introduced something along those lines, if theyd been together for less than 2 years or something like that. maybe it got changed later.

Woodie said:

There IS footy on without crowds, ya know Mr Spalding.

I haven’t given a poop about footy of any sort for a long time.

It’s all just marketing now. The rules are a joke, referees work under pre-game instructions, why they even bother with the pretense of scrums in RL baffles me, soccer is 22 players who all think they’re the hero and everyone else is a supporting actor, and AFL has always been and will probably always will be incomprehensible to me.

Speedy said:

rofl

sarahs mum said:

serious question though, if this new virus thing really is spread around in faeces shouldn’t people be washing it away rather than using toilet paper ¿

SCIENCE said:

sarahs mum said:

serious question though, if this new virus thing really is spread around in faeces shouldn’t people be washing it away rather than using toilet paper ¿

serious question. Can we go from fatbergs in the london sewers to cholera and thyphoid?

SCIENCE said:

sarahs mum said:

serious question though, if this new virus thing really is spread around in faeces shouldn’t people be washing it away rather than using toilet paper ¿

Apparently it’s good practice to wash your hands after use of the paper.

Or so they say.

The Rev Dodgson said:

SCIENCE said:

sarahs mum said:

serious question though, if this new virus thing really is spread around in faeces shouldn’t people be washing it away rather than using toilet paper ¿

Apparently it’s good practice to wash your hands after use of the paper.

Or so they say.

Y’know, that’s so crazy, it just might work!

sarahs mum said:

SCIENCE said:

sarahs mum said:

serious question though, if this new virus thing really is spread around in faeces shouldn’t people be washing it away rather than using toilet paper ¿

serious question. Can we go from fatbergs in the london sewers to cholera and thyphoid?

like if they clog up and overflow ¿

The Rev Dodgson said:

SCIENCE said:

sarahs mum said:

serious question though, if this new virus thing really is spread around in faeces shouldn’t people be washing it away rather than using toilet paper ¿

Apparently it’s good practice to wash your hands after use of the paper.

Or so they say.

yeah but what about the skid marks on the undergarments

Peak Warming Man said:

Speedy said:

rofl

like

captain_spalding said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

SCIENCE said:

serious question though, if this new virus thing really is spread around in faeces shouldn’t people be washing it away rather than using toilet paper ¿

Apparently it’s good practice to wash your hands after use of the paper.

Or so they say.

Y’know, that’s so crazy, it just might work!

Yes hands too. Also remember https://www.health.qld.gov.au/clinical-practice/guidelines-procedures/diseases-infection/infection-prevention/standard-precautions/hand-hygiene/bare-below-elbows.

SCIENCE said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

SCIENCE said:

serious question though, if this new virus thing really is spread around in faeces shouldn’t people be washing it away rather than using toilet paper ¿

Apparently it’s good practice to wash your hands after use of the paper.

Or so they say.

yeah but what about the skid marks on the undergarments

Not really an issue for people older than eight…

SCIENCE said:

sarahs mum said:

SCIENCE said:

serious question though, if this new virus thing really is spread around in faeces shouldn’t people be washing it away rather than using toilet paper ¿

serious question. Can we go from fatbergs in the london sewers to cholera and thyphoid?

like if they clog up and overflow ¿

The problem is there at the best of times. But there is a chance that a lot of stuff that shouldn’t be flushed will now be flushed.

Witty Rejoinder said:

SCIENCE said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Apparently it’s good practice to wash your hands after use of the paper.

Or so they say.

yeah but what about the skid marks on the undergarments

Not really an issue for people older than eight…

I would paper would normally be enough to clean well enough but I can say personally I’ve had occasions in my life where I’ve had to tell myself that only a shower can deal with this properly. Though not since I’ve been eating a lot of fruit. Subscribe for more.

Good thing about Indonesia is that you have the option: paper or hose as required.

dv said:

Good thing about Indonesia is that you have the option: paper or hose as required.

dv said:

That’s a whole lot of bling for an Om.

dv said:

Well that presupposes that people would just flush perfectly good toilet paper to get rid of it without realising it is essentially nonperishable (until used)…

Witty Rejoinder said:

the shiting

Witty Rejoinder said:

roffle.

Witty Rejoinder said:

>Snort<

Very tidy.

Not really a meme…

Divine Angel said:

Not really a meme…

You really ought to read DA’s posts DA:

We’re social distancing. 10 minutes or more between each post.

The Rev Dodgson said:

Divine Angel said:

Not really a meme…

You really ought to read DA’s posts DA:

We’re social distancing. 10 minutes or more between each post.

I’m wondering if antisocial people can social distance.

Geez, now I have to social distance from myself!

Divine Angel said:

Geez, now I have to social distance from myself!

Will no one think of the bipolars.

Divine Angel said:

Geez, now I have to social distance from myself!

Don’t worry DA.

That Rev Dodgson is a bloody hypocrite, posting that just 3 minutes after Tamb had posted.

I got my corona virus test results back, I’m happy to announce that I’m virus free!

Arts said:

I got my corona virus test results back, I’m happy to announce that I’m virus free!

That calls for some sort of Mexican beer to celebrate!

Divine Angel said:

Arts said:

I got my corona virus test results back, I’m happy to announce that I’m virus free!

That calls for some sort of Mexican beer to celebrate!

Dos Equis. The safe one.

Divine Angel said:

Arts said:

I got my corona virus test results back, I’m happy to announce that I’m virus free!

That calls for some sort of Mexican beer to celebrate!

ok.. if you insist.

I was saying this sort of thing the other day to sm

Arts said:

I was saying this sort of thing the other day to sm

Yeah me too. I was telling my niece I might not be able to make her birthday party because my GP said I should do the social distancing semi-isolation thing. Felt a bit silly saying that. Then the venue she had booked rang her later that day and cancelled her booking anyway.

Tucker says Sen. Burr must explain $1.6 million stock sale or resign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9csqOf4Ktc

I suspect that’s one senator who is well and truly fucked.

sibeen said:

Tucker says Sen. Burr must explain $1.6 million stock sale or resign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9csqOf4Ktc

I suspect that’s one senator who is well and truly fucked.

one can but hope.

Rule 303 said:

The Olympics will go ahead, come hell, high water, or pandemic.

ChrispenEvan said:

sibeen said:

Tucker says Sen. Burr must explain $1.6 million stock sale or resign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9csqOf4Ktc

I suspect that’s one senator who is well and truly fucked.

one can but hope.

It’ll all be forgotten in five days time.

captain_spalding said:

Rule 303 said:

The Olympics will go ahead, come hell, high water, or pandemic.

The only athletes that turn up will be Japanese and they will win it all. That was the plan all along…

captain_spalding said:

ChrispenEvan said:

sibeen said:

Tucker says Sen. Burr must explain $1.6 million stock sale or resign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9csqOf4Ktc

I suspect that’s one senator who is well and truly fucked.

one can but hope.

It’ll all be forgotten in five days time.

Nup. If it was the dems or the NYT or such banging on about it there may be a cover-up tried on. With Tucker leading the charge he’s lubeing up as we speak.

furious said:

captain_spalding said:

Rule 303 said:

The Olympics will go ahead, come hell, high water, or pandemic.

The only athletes that turn up will be Japanese and they will win it all. That was the plan all along…

The Japanese will cajole and lobby and insist. To cancel would be a monumental loss of image for them.

There’s bound to be enough athletes, desperate for a shot at their one-and-only, or their last, Olympics to make it a going concern.

sibeen said:

captain_spalding said:

ChrispenEvan said:

one can but hope.

It’ll all be forgotten in five days time.

Nup. If it was the dems or the NYT or such banging on about it there may be a cover-up tried on. With Tucker leading the charge he’s lubeing up as we speak.

I think that you overlook the extraordinary ability of the Very Stable Genius has for inserting his foot in his gob.

Tau.Neutrino said:

Alpha Sierra. Sierra Romeo Sierra.

captain_spalding said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Alpha Sierra. Sierra Romeo Sierra.

November Foxtrot Indigo.

Rule 303 said:

captain_spalding said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Alpha Sierra. Sierra Romeo Sierra.

November Foxtrot Indigo.

Indigo?

captain_spalding said:

Rule 303 said:

captain_spalding said:

Alpha Sierra. Sierra Romeo Sierra.

November Foxtrot Indigo.

Indigo?

bloody civilians!!!

ChrispenEvan said:

captain_spalding said:

Rule 303 said:

November Foxtrot Indigo.

Indigo?

bloody civilians!!!

Put ‘em in the army for a spell, That’d sort ‘em out.

captain_spalding said:

Rule 303 said:

captain_spalding said:

Alpha Sierra. Sierra Romeo Sierra.

November Foxtrot Indigo.

Indigo?

Sometimes. Other times it’s India.

captain_spalding said:

ChrispenEvan said:

captain_spalding said:

Indigo?

bloody civilians!!!

Put ‘em in the army for a spell, That’d sort ‘em out.

Not the navy it’ll turn them gay.

Witty Rejoinder said:

captain_spalding said:

ChrispenEvan said:

bloody civilians!!!

Put ‘em in the army for a spell, That’d sort ‘em out.

Not the navy it’ll turn them gay.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Alpha Sierra, Sierra Romeo Sierra:

stand s for – All Stable, Situation Remains Same

sarahs mum said:

Like.

And I laughed.

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

Like.

And I laughed.

I’ve never played a banjo. I’ll have to give it a go one day.

captain_spalding said:

ChrispenEvan said:

sibeen said:

Tucker says Sen. Burr must explain $1.6 million stock sale or resign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9csqOf4Ktc

I suspect that’s one senator who is well and truly fucked.

one can but hope.

It’ll all be forgotten in five days time.

sigh

Tau.Neutrino said:

Just.

captain_spalding said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Alpha Sierra. Sierra Romeo Sierra.

As Srs?

Rule 303 said:

captain_spalding said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Alpha Sierra. Sierra Romeo Sierra.

November Foxtrot Indigo.

Ha! Me too!

Michael V said:

Rule 303 said:

captain_spalding said:

Alpha Sierra. Sierra Romeo Sierra.

November Foxtrot Indigo.

Ha! Me too!

AS.SRS.

It’s something from a long way back. Over the radio, it stood for All Stable. Situation Remains Same.

Tau.Neutrino said:

No, no, it’s Madness this week…

Tau.Neutrino said:

I dunno.

THIRD BASE!

captain_spalding said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

I dunno.

THIRD BASE!

What is the name of the guy…

captain_spalding said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

I dunno.

THIRD BASE!

WHO let the dogs out last week.

As The Coronavirus Spreads, So Do The Memes (100 Coronavirus Memes)

Tau.Neutrino said:

As The Coronavirus Spreads, So Do The Memes (100 Coronavirus Memes)

I don’t think I can handle that many.

Tau.Neutrino said:

I’m thinking of selling my house and moving my address to a cruise ship.

Per week rental is rock bottom, all the food you can eat, entertainment, travel, room servicing all thrown in.

Tau.Neutrino said:

Nonsense.

captain_spalding said:

Michael V said:

Rule 303 said:

November Foxtrot Indigo.

Ha! Me too!

AS.SRS.

It’s something from a long way back. Over the radio, it stood for All Stable. Situation Remains Same.

OK. I understand now. Ta.

:)

captain_spalding said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

I’m thinking of selling my house and moving my address to a cruise ship.

Per week rental is rock bottom, all the food you can eat, entertainment, travel, room servicing all thrown in.

Fine, but you can’t get off anywhere. Anywhere in the world.

Tucker is really stirring up a shit fight. Three senators now in the gun sights, two reps and one dem.

An interesting 15 minute piece where he spends quite a bit of time interviewing on of the republicans. I don’t thing she’ll like him much after this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ube56vaNREc

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/20/this-commentators-got-no-live-sport-left-so-hes-commentating-on-everyday-life-and-its-brilliant/

“Buzz, what are you doing to protect yourself from the coronavirus?” I asked.

“Lying on my ass and locking the door,” he replied, without hesitating.

Buzz Aldrin, ladies and gentlemen. A national treasure.

ChrispenEvan said:

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/20/this-commentators-got-no-live-sport-left-so-hes-commentating-on-everyday-life-and-its-brilliant/

Thanks for that. I enjoyed them.

:)

Rule 303 said:

*cheers from the back row.

Rule 303 said:

LOL

Divine Angel said:

welcome to australia

Divine Angel said:

About the skin cancer, the jelly fish, the virus, or the sharks?

Divine Angel said:

Hey if they keep their 1.5 m – 2m apart, how is it worse than going to a ‘re-arranged’ restaurant?

The Chaser:

Strict rationing introduced as ministers to be limited to two fuckups per day

captain_spalding said:

The Chaser:

Strict rationing introduced as ministers to be limited to two fuckups per day

LOL

Rule 303 said:

Divine Angel said:

About the skin cancer, the jelly fish, the virus, or the sharks?

the riots, ‘nulla

Divine Angel said:

Poor piglet, at least piglet is warm.

Divine Angel said:

LOL

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/coronavirus-in-australia-gerry-harvey-crows-about-doing-a-roaring-trade-amid-panicbuying/news-story/7ac8509c3950f6156f37307a5bf4adad

ChrispenEvan said:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/coronavirus-in-australia-gerry-harvey-crows-about-doing-a-roaring-trade-amid-panicbuying/news-story/7ac8509c3950f6156f37307a5bf4adad

Go Harvey Go.

ChrispenEvan said:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/coronavirus-in-australia-gerry-harvey-crows-about-doing-a-roaring-trade-amid-panicbuying/news-story/7ac8509c3950f6156f37307a5bf4adad

Another reason not to shop there.

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/coronavirus-in-australia-gerry-harvey-crows-about-doing-a-roaring-trade-amid-panicbuying/news-story/7ac8509c3950f6156f37307a5bf4adad

Another reason not to shop there.

Never have.

Divine Angel said:

LOLOLOLOL

ChrispenEvan said:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/coronavirus-in-australia-gerry-harvey-crows-about-doing-a-roaring-trade-amid-panicbuying/news-story/7ac8509c3950f6156f37307a5bf4adad

Freezers sold out in Hamilton a couple of weeks ago, apparently.

Divine Angel said:

Nice one.

sarahs mum said:

LOLs

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

LOLs

maybe but perhaps that depicted attitude has contributed to the situation we now find ourselves in

my supervisor just sent me this ..

Arts said:

my supervisor just sent me this ..

that Trump propaganda is everywhere

Arts said:

this bogey

SCIENCE said:

Arts said:

this bogey

everyone loves a bit of merch.

Arts said:

SCIENCE said:

Arts said:

this bogey

everyone loves a bit of merch.

almost everyone?

Reality

https://i.imgur.com/xZrCNZ7.mp4

Interesting diversion.

https://i.imgur.com/EIzyAxA.mp4

ChrispenEvan said:

LOLs

Michael V said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOLs

Pikemen used to get into severe trouble for sawing a couple of feet off the end of their pike.

ChrispenEvan said:

how many needles

ChrispenEvan said:

:)

Finally, a way to fight back!

TORTOISE EATING CORONAVIRUS

ChrispenEvan said:

Nice one.

:)

ChrispenEvan said:

Yeah, it must be reducing emissions.

But then..

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/20/this-commentators-got-no-live-sport-left-so-hes-commentating-on-everyday-life-and-its-brilliant/

Arts said:

LOL.

captain_spalding said:

‘Hey Jesus, while you’re here, I’ve got a few bottles of water. Do you reckon you can do the old water into wine trick for me? I’m in lockdown and can’t get to the bottlo.’

finally.. accurate.

Arts said:

finally.. accurate.

Not accurate. I want to spend my time at home but I’m stuck in Cairns until Friday.

I had someone trying to steal toilet paper this morning

Speedy said:

missed the boat, literally

Speedy said:

Apparently cruise ships and shipping vessels coming into minor ports has been a haven for trafficking in Australia for some time and just slipped under the radar. This event was less surprising but still disappointing.

The captain on board could have made a better judgment call rather than just relying upon the authorities. Heck most of the people on board could have as well.

monkey skipper said:

Heck most of the people on board could have as well.

The people on board don’t get a lot of say in the matter.

When they put your baggage ashore, refuse to feed you or provide other services to you any more, lock your cabin on you, and possibly physically ‘escort’ you ashore, the option of remaining aboard is not a frightfully viable one.

captain_spalding said:

also known as the Bondi Beachslap

captain_spalding said:

bumps for DV.

sarahs mum said:

captain_spalding said:

bumps for DV.

yep

Divine Angel said:

I fucan smell their fart

Divine Angel said:

Hah. Have been to Bellingen quite a few times. Cute little main street.

Divine Angel said:

Good one.

:)

Getting grim in town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdf5EXo6I68

Rule 303 said:

Yep, it can be a tricky situation for some parents. We are used to doing this kind of learning at home, with one of my boys being a master at time management, with the other needing some “prompting”.

Many parents don’t realise how much free time students actually get in the classroom environment. School is not boot camp, and learning at home should not be either.

Rule 303 said:

Most reasonable.

If it were up to me, I’d pull the plug on the academic year. So it takes another year to finish school. No big deal.

ChrispenEvan said:

Getting grim in town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdf5EXo6I68

What do I do with my lot? I don’t have ninepence?

Divine Angel said:

That one’s going in the Compendium of Dad Jokes.

sarahs mum said:

fate it seems is not without a sense of irony

sarahs mum said:

Ha!

Anyone got any good quarantine gags?

I’m thinking replacing hand sanitiser with lube could be fun.

:-)

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL

ChrispenEvan said:

I don’t know what they are.

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

I don’t know what they are.

accordions.

some big marches are being organised to show support for all the frontline health workers.

ChrispenEvan said:

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

I don’t know what they are.

accordions.

Piano accordion mostly.

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

I don’t know what they are.

It’s a Corona

ChrispenEvan said:

some big marches are being organised to show support for all the frontline health workers.

Genius. Forget social distancing . Duh!

Tamb said:

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

I don’t know what they are.

It’s a Corona

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

I don’t know what they are.

Accordions.

Tamb said:

ChrispenEvan said:

some big marches are being organised to show support for all the frontline health workers.

Genius. Forget social distancing . Duh!

I thought this was a joke thread?

:-)

ChrispenEvan said:

Tamb said:

ChrispenEvan said:

some big marches are being organised to show support for all the frontline health workers.

Genius. Forget social distancing . Duh!

I thought this was a joke thread?

:-)

I thought it was a meme thread.

ChrispenEvan said:

Tamb said:

ChrispenEvan said:

some big Marches are being organised to show support for all the frontline health workers.

Genius. Forget social distancing . Duh!

I thought this was a joke thread?

:-)

we thought the correct response would be, “that May be a disaster”

SCIENCE said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Tamb said:

Genius. Forget social distancing . Duh!

I thought this was a joke thread?

:-)

we thought the correct response would be, “that May be a disaster”

LOLOLOLOL.

:)

Like your thinking.

:)

ChrispenEvan said:

:)

Witty Rejoinder said:

very black.

:-)

Just stay 1.5m away from other wankers.

Divine Angel said:

A bit like the two-dogs joke.

:)

Divine Angel said:

Just stay 1.5m away from other wankers.

Come now, it’s Hard to do it together when ‘u’r’ staying that 1.5 m away.

But the risk is from touching ‘u’r’ face right, so maybe the Discovery Channel method is safe ¿

SCIENCE said:

Divine Angel said:

Just stay 1.5m away from other wankers.

Come now, it’s Hard to do it together when ‘u’r’ staying that 1.5 m away.

But the risk is from touching ‘ur face right, so maybe the Discovery Channel method is safe ¿

sorry

ChrispenEvan said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

very black.

:-)

Does Zyklon B deactivate coronavirus better than chloroquine does ¿

I have to give credit to Dr Anthony Fauci. It’s got to take some fortitude to factcheck the President, particularly this one, right to his face during a press briefing. Usually when Trump says something stupid or dangerous, the people on stage with him just look mortified or perplexed. Fauci just steps to the mic: “No…”

dv said:

I have to give credit to Dr Anthony Fauci. It’s got to take some fortitude to factcheck the President, particularly this one, right to his face during a press briefing. Usually when Trump says something stupid or dangerous, the people on stage with him just look mortified or perplexed. Fauci just steps to the mic: “No…”

Well, he did take the hippocratic oath.

dv said:

I have to give credit to Dr Anthony Fauci. It’s got to take some fortitude to factcheck the President, particularly this one, right to his face during a press briefing. Usually when Trump says something stupid or dangerous, the people on stage with him just look mortified or perplexed. Fauci just steps to the mic: “No…”

Where is this?

dv said:

I have to give credit to Dr Anthony Fauci. It’s got to take some fortitude to factcheck the President, particularly this one, right to his face during a press briefing. Usually when Trump says something stupid or dangerous, the people on stage with him just look mortified or perplexed. Fauci just steps to the mic: “No…”

so in that case, who will be the adviser tomorrow

no kidding

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/23/us/politics/coronavirus-trump-fauci.html

buffy said:

dv said:

I have to give credit to Dr Anthony Fauci. It’s got to take some fortitude to factcheck the President, particularly this one, right to his face during a press briefing. Usually when Trump says something stupid or dangerous, the people on stage with him just look mortified or perplexed. Fauci just steps to the mic: “No…”

Where is this?

in that beautiful see-you-(in-the)-NTry, the USA

buffy said:

dv said:

I have to give credit to Dr Anthony Fauci. It’s got to take some fortitude to factcheck the President, particularly this one, right to his face during a press briefing. Usually when Trump says something stupid or dangerous, the people on stage with him just look mortified or perplexed. Fauci just steps to the mic: “No…”

Where is this?

https://www.msnbc.com/the-beat-with-ari/watch/rebuffed-watch-trump-s-own-medical-expert-fact-check-him-at-wh-coronavirus-briefing-81160261828

dv said:

buffy said:

dv said:

I have to give credit to Dr Anthony Fauci. It’s got to take some fortitude to factcheck the President, particularly this one, right to his face during a press briefing. Usually when Trump says something stupid or dangerous, the people on stage with him just look mortified or perplexed. Fauci just steps to the mic: “No…”

Where is this?

https://www.msnbc.com/the-beat-with-ari/watch/rebuffed-watch-trump-s-own-medical-expert-fact-check-him-at-wh-coronavirus-briefing-81160261828

Thanks

dv said:

I have to give credit to Dr Anthony Fauci. It’s got to take some fortitude to factcheck the President, particularly this one, right to his face during a press briefing. Usually when Trump says something stupid or dangerous, the people on stage with him just look mortified or perplexed. Fauci just steps to the mic: “No…”

I ‘like how he is getting a following and people are worried when they don’t see him.

sarahs mum said:

dv said:

I have to give credit to Dr Anthony Fauci. It’s got to take some fortitude to factcheck the President, particularly this one, right to his face during a press briefing. Usually when Trump says something stupid or dangerous, the people on stage with him just look mortified or perplexed. Fauci just steps to the mic: “No…”

I ‘like how he is getting a following and people are worried when they don’t see him.

Should they have a person on a beeper for a Trump speech and they can beep out anything stupid and if so would it just be one long beep

Cymek said:

sarahs mum said:

dv said:

I have to give credit to Dr Anthony Fauci. It’s got to take some fortitude to factcheck the President, particularly this one, right to his face during a press briefing. Usually when Trump says something stupid or dangerous, the people on stage with him just look mortified or perplexed. Fauci just steps to the mic: “No…”

I ‘like how he is getting a following and people are worried when they don’t see him.

Should they have a person on a beeper for a Trump speech and they can beep out anything stupid and if so would it just be one long beep

And it would still make more sense.

Farnsie HE KNEW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emutat3_IP0

Set the wheels in motion, and watch them turning round
I want to sail across the ocean, I’ve grown weary of this town
Take the pressure down
Cause I can feel it, it’s rising like a storm
Take hold of the wheels and turn them around
Take the pressure down
In this city full of danger, we lead our separate lives
And I was frightened by a stranger, with desperation in her eyes
Someone turned the pressure on
I called your name and you were gone
And I was trapped like a prisoner in this lonely town
I’m gonna let things slide, until the pressure comes down
Oh the winner cures his COVID, the loser dies in shame
The winner steals the glory, while the loser takes the pain

SCIENCE said:

A joke with a happy ending, that’s nice.

SCIENCE said:

We can only wish.

The Rev Dodgson said:

SCIENCE said:

A joke with a happy ending, that’s nice.

it’s just the beginning

Arts said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Divine Angel said:

Man charged with coughing in a COVID prank.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-25/coronavirus-prank-allegations-as-man-charged-in-coffs-harbour/12088748

LOL coughs harbour…

he should learn to far cough.

SCIENCE said:

Arts said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL coughs harbour…

he should learn to far cough.

In collation mode?