Date: 4/04/2020 01:50:17
From: Arts
ID: 1531475
Subject: Memes of a covid teen two
Date: 4/04/2020 02:14:24
From: Arts
ID: 1531479
Subject: re: Memes of a covid teen two
Arts said:
Wrong. I’ve already been to Dog Swamp.
Arts said:
oh dual reference not bad
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
oh dual reference not bad
Wonder if people will ever congregate like that again.
People of the future might look back on those times and be astounded.
“They used to gather in great crowds without even thinking about it. And they’d enter shops without having to use sanitiser and they completely ignored correct distances.”
“Apparently they used to touch their faces, and they would even touch other people, too – without gloves.”
“Eww, gross.”
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
oh dual reference not bad
Wonder if people will ever congregate like that again.
People of the future might look back on those times and be astounded.
“They used to gather in great crowds without even thinking about it. And they’d enter shops without having to use sanitiser and they completely ignored correct distances.”
“Apparently they used to touch their faces, and they would even touch other people, too – without gloves.”
“Eww, gross.”
And they would even have sex………………………………with each other. Gross!
dv said:
Arts said:
Wrong. I’ve already been to Dog Swamp.
living the highlife.
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
oh dual reference not bad
Wonder if people will ever congregate like that again.
People of the future might look back on those times and be astounded.
“They used to gather in great crowds without even thinking about it. And they’d enter shops without having to use sanitiser and they completely ignored correct distances.”
“Apparently they used to touch their faces, and they would even touch other people, too – without gloves.”
“Eww, gross.”
if they find a vaccine that’s effective, we will be sharing air space and speech spit again before you know it.
Arts said:
Oh, I like this one. Good news is that incidence of the flu in Australia is likely to be way down this year, it typically hits 2% of the population each year.
Arts said:
Reno?
ChrispenEvan said:
Shopped.
https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/coronavirus/2020/04/03/coronavirus-garry-linnell-questions/
some good advice.
:-)
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Shopped.
ChrispenEvan said:
https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/coronavirus/2020/04/03/coronavirus-garry-linnell-questions/some good advice.
:-)
I enjoyed that one.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Shopped.
:)
Nonetheless, I like it.
From the Facebook page of the Vic Premier:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Shopped.
:)
Nonetheless, I like it.
we visited that and got a whole bunch of people shoving around jostling to get the front clear view
we just walked up, lifted our feet, and they basically carried us right up to the front where we spent luxury time talking photographs
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
Reno?
It says NSW.
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
Reno?
It says NSW.
No where first 7 letters from top left hand side
kryten said:
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:Reno?
It says NSW.
No where first 7 letters from top left hand side
kryten said:
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:Reno?
It says NSW.
No where first 7 letters from top left hand side
OK! We’re going!
wasn’t that long ago hey
https://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/am/government-labels-labor-childcare-plan-communism/11053300
ChrispenEvan said:
PMSL
Witty Rejoinder said:
Hahahahahahahaha!
Reports that seagulls in Tasmania are heading further inland looking for chips.
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
oh dual reference not bad
yup
April 1st:
“April Fools Day”
dv said:
Guy eats 35,000 year old meat
Later
Guy gets 35,000 year old virus
Plus a thousand other deadly viruses.
dv said:
Oh dear.
ChrispenEvan said:
They didn’t wash their hands either.
dv said:
no.
dv said:
You are spreading made up stuff, Mr DV. Meant to be funny? It’s not even them.
Arti and Ganesh met on a dating website in India and married before heading to Australia, only to find out once they arrived they were pregnant with twin boys. The boys are 4 months old now. Swarit and Taksh are fraternal boy twins.”
The original twitter.
Nigeria seems to think it’s true
(yes, it’s them, but says photo for illustrative purposes only)
BBC News.
:
dv said:
French pastry?
dv said:
Though a worthy effort that looks shopped.
Divine Angel said:
dv said:
French pastry?
staged
Witty Rejoinder said:
dv said:
Though a worthy effort that looks shopped.
Really?
dv said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
dv said:
Though a worthy effort that looks shopped.
Really?
yeah, creating fiction scenes using physical properties is so last millennium
Witty Rejoinder said:
dv said:
Though a worthy effort that looks shopped.
Oh, WJ, you so underestimate the level of poor education among the population.
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
dv said:
Though a worthy effort that looks shopped.
Oh, WJ, you so underestimate the level of poor education among the population.
Type. Sorry, WR.
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
dv said:
Though a worthy effort that looks shopped.
Oh, WJ, you so underestimate the level of poor education among the population.
It’s not that. The sign looks superimposed. Lacks shadows etc
Rule 303 said:
5 foot pole.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Rule 303 said:
5 foot pole.
I sit corrected.
Botox users have been identified as a group at serious risk of mental health issues as….
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-04/coronavirus-shutdowns-spark-mental-health-fears-for-botox-users/12119142
Cripes, now there’s a surprise.
Rule 303 said:
what if they’re both the same rubbish
sibeen said:
Botox users have been identified as a group at serious risk of mental health issues as….https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-04/coronavirus-shutdowns-spark-mental-health-fears-for-botox-users/12119142
Cripes, now there’s a surprise.
I shouldn’t laugh….but….
“They may also take matters into their own hands and try to do their own cosmetic treatments with whatever materials they can access.”
ruby said:
sibeen said:
Botox users have been identified as a group at serious risk of mental health issues as….https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-04/coronavirus-shutdowns-spark-mental-health-fears-for-botox-users/12119142
Cripes, now there’s a surprise.
I shouldn’t laugh….but….
“They may also take matters into their own hands and try to do their own cosmetic treatments with whatever materials they can access.”
it was probably never the correct strategy to address this cluster of mental health problems but hey, money, you know
Tau.Neutrino said:
Americans: making bad situations worse since 2016.
Planet America has started doing Covid in the US.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Fucking bastards those psychics, shakes fist.
Reorganized the spice rack today
ChrispenEvan said:
please make Augmented Reality mobile telephone application to do this
ChrispenEvan said:
Reorganized the spice rack today
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
Reorganized the spice rack today
about 0.0087 radians of tilt there
ChrispenEvan said:
LOL.
Health & Emergency people see the world like that all the time.
Tau.Neutrino said:
LOL
Thank You
Can hardly wait to
pass that one on to a mate
who’s currently knitting her arse off
passing her time in granny-hell isolation.
“If I get you the yarn will you knit me one too?”
Arts said:
Isolation – Same shirt, different day.
;-)
Rule 303 said:
oooo.
ChrispenEvan said:
Reorganized the spice rack today
That was very sage of you.
btm said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Reorganized the spice rack today
That was very sage of you.
‘e’s a pepper
btm said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Reorganized the spice rack today
That was very sage of you.
Yeah! Give him curry!
Borisworthy
Rule 303 said:
btm said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Reorganized the spice rack today
That was very sage of you.
Yeah! Give him curry!
your thyme is cummin.
dv said:
Borisworthy
steal.
dv said:
Borisworthy
Indeed
dv said:
Borisworthy
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
Good one.
I wear a bra as a face mask, don’t ask, but I’ll have to change which cup i use as a few people thought i was a right tit.
ChrispenEvan said:
I wear a bra as a face mask, don’t ask, but I’ll have to change which cup i use as a few people thought i was a right tit.
You’re on a roll
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Good one.
so has harassment decreased in line with the social distancing policies
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Good one.
so has harassment decreased in line with the social distancing policies
probably gone up some in house.
ChrispenEvan said:
I heard that women are safe from Covid-19 because it only survives for a few hours on objects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQwylpsr7IE
Consider this video, purporting to be of a Dalek being used by the police to tell people to stay inside
dv said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQwylpsr7IEConsider this video, purporting to be of a Dalek being used by the police to tell people to stay inside
I would use cybermen, more scary.
dv said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQwylpsr7IEConsider this video, purporting to be of a Dalek being used by the police to tell people to stay inside
Interesting.
Now for something really boring. Here is a Youtube video on the Tyne & Wear Metro system. I made it to about 3 and half minutes before quitting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWyMOWHQ5c
Plays Beat It by Michael Jackson really LOUD
dv said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQwylpsr7IEConsider this video, purporting to be of a Dalek being used by the police to tell people to stay inside
It’s not the actual police:
https://twitter.com/Sandford_Police/status/1246125769539162113
Don’t think the police would choose to use something that would tempt people (especially kids) to stream onto the street to gawp at and follow.
party_pants said:
dv said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQwylpsr7IEConsider this video, purporting to be of a Dalek being used by the police to tell people to stay inside
Interesting.
Now for something really boring. Here is a Youtube video on the Tyne & Wear Metro system. I made it to about 3 and half minutes before quitting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWyMOWHQ5c
TOOT!
plenty of toilet paper in coles today.
Arts said:
plenty of toilet paper in coles today.
Good. Things are getting back to normal.
Arts said:
plenty of toilet paper in coles today.
Aye it appears that has been sorted.
You know what I couldn’t get? Flour.
dv said:
ROFL
dv said:
Arts said:
plenty of toilet paper in coles today.
Aye it appears that has been sorted.
You know what I couldn’t get? Flour.
People are baking. Not because they need to, because they’re bored :)
sibeen said:
dv said:
Arts said:
plenty of toilet paper in coles today.
Aye it appears that has been sorted.
You know what I couldn’t get? Flour.
People are baking. Not because they need to, because they’re bored :)
Breadbored?
dv said:
sibeen said:
dv said:Aye it appears that has been sorted.
You know what I couldn’t get? Flour.
People are baking. Not because they need to, because they’re bored :)
Breadbored?
Circuitous reasoning.
sibeen said:
dv said:
sibeen said:People are baking. Not because they need to, because they’re bored :)
Breadbored?
Circuitous reasoning.
so the Covid Boomer generation in 9 months, they’ll be bredbored ¿
sibeen said:
dv said:
Arts said:
plenty of toilet paper in coles today.
Aye it appears that has been sorted.
You know what I couldn’t get? Flour.
People are baking. Not because they need to, because they’re bored :)
Bread’s baked. Looks good, smells good, sounds good when rapped.
:)
dv said:
sibeen said:
dv said:Aye it appears that has been sorted.
You know what I couldn’t get? Flour.
People are baking. Not because they need to, because they’re bored :)
Breadbored?
Ha!
Michael V said:
sibeen said:
dv said:Aye it appears that has been sorted.
You know what I couldn’t get? Flour.
People are baking. Not because they need to, because they’re bored :)
Bread’s baked. Looks good, smells good, sounds good when rapped.
:)
They call me Tiptop and I’m here to say…
My boy baked some rolls but that was when we couldn’t go out to buy bread.
Rule 303 said:
bread is not a good food for ducks.
Rule 303 said:
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
Rule 303 said:
bread is not a good food for ducks.
Most things that most people eat are not good foods for humans.
ChrispenEvan said:
Rule 303 said:
bread is not a good food for ducks.
Let them eat cake!
Seriously, it’s better for them than bread.
sibeen said:
Doc was fired for communicating with the press
dv said:
sibeen said:
Doc was fired for communicating with the press
And later died, but was proclaimed a hero.
Michael V said:
dv said:
sibeen said:
Doc was fired for communicating with the press
And later died, but was proclaimed a hero.
Hospitals are threatening to fire health-care workers who publicize their working conditions during the coronavirus pandemic — and have in some cases followed through.
Ming Lin, an emergency room physician … said he was told Friday he was out of a job because he’d given an interview to a newspaper about a Facebook post detailing what he believed to be inadequate protective equipment and testing. … a nurse was fired after emailing colleagues that she wanted to wear a more protective mask while on duty. … warned employees they could be terminated if they talk to the media without authorization.
“Our oath is to do no harm,” Lin said. “I spoke out for patient safety and as a result I got terminated.”
“I’m hearing widespread stories from physicians across the country and they are all saying: ‘We have these stories that we think are important to get out, but we are being told by our hospital systems that we are not allowed to speak to the press, and if we do so there will be extreme consequences,” she said.
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
dv said:Doc was fired for communicating with the press
And later died, but was proclaimed a hero.
Hospitals are threatening to fire health-care workers who publicize their working conditions during the coronavirus pandemic — and have in some cases followed through.
Ming Lin, an emergency room physician … said he was told Friday he was out of a job because he’d given an interview to a newspaper about a Facebook post detailing what he believed to be inadequate protective equipment and testing. … a nurse was fired after emailing colleagues that she wanted to wear a more protective mask while on duty. … warned employees they could be terminated if they talk to the media without authorization.
“Our oath is to do no harm,” Lin said. “I spoke out for patient safety and as a result I got terminated.”
“I’m hearing widespread stories from physicians across the country and they are all saying: ‘We have these stories that we think are important to get out, but we are being told by our hospital systems that we are not allowed to speak to the press, and if we do so there will be extreme consequences,” she said.
What country was this?
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:And later died, but was proclaimed a hero.
Hospitals are threatening to fire health-care workers who publicize their working conditions during the coronavirus pandemic — and have in some cases followed through.
Ming Lin, an emergency room physician … said he was told Friday he was out of a job because he’d given an interview to a newspaper about a Facebook post detailing what he believed to be inadequate protective equipment and testing. … a nurse was fired after emailing colleagues that she wanted to wear a more protective mask while on duty. … warned employees they could be terminated if they talk to the media without authorization.
“Our oath is to do no harm,” Lin said. “I spoke out for patient safety and as a result I got terminated.”
“I’m hearing widespread stories from physicians across the country and they are all saying: ‘We have these stories that we think are important to get out, but we are being told by our hospital systems that we are not allowed to speak to the press, and if we do so there will be extreme consequences,” she said.
What country was this?
well China apparently reckons they have everything under control but USA, now there’s some serious shit going down there — it’s the USA f’sure
SCIENCE said:
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:Hospitals are threatening to fire health-care workers who publicize their working conditions during the coronavirus pandemic — and have in some cases followed through.
Ming Lin, an emergency room physician … said he was told Friday he was out of a job because he’d given an interview to a newspaper about a Facebook post detailing what he believed to be inadequate protective equipment and testing. … a nurse was fired after emailing colleagues that she wanted to wear a more protective mask while on duty. … warned employees they could be terminated if they talk to the media without authorization.
“Our oath is to do no harm,” Lin said. “I spoke out for patient safety and as a result I got terminated.”
“I’m hearing widespread stories from physicians across the country and they are all saying: ‘We have these stories that we think are important to get out, but we are being told by our hospital systems that we are not allowed to speak to the press, and if we do so there will be extreme consequences,” she said.
What country was this?
well China apparently reckons they have everything under control but USA, now there’s some serious shit going down there — it’s the USA f’sure
You can tell by their use of the term “physician”.
SCIENCE said:
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:Hospitals are threatening to fire health-care workers who publicize their working conditions during the coronavirus pandemic — and have in some cases followed through.
Ming Lin, an emergency room physician … said he was told Friday he was out of a job because he’d given an interview to a newspaper about a Facebook post detailing what he believed to be inadequate protective equipment and testing. … a nurse was fired after emailing colleagues that she wanted to wear a more protective mask while on duty. … warned employees they could be terminated if they talk to the media without authorization.
“Our oath is to do no harm,” Lin said. “I spoke out for patient safety and as a result I got terminated.”
“I’m hearing widespread stories from physicians across the country and they are all saying: ‘We have these stories that we think are important to get out, but we are being told by our hospital systems that we are not allowed to speak to the press, and if we do so there will be extreme consequences,” she said.
What country was this?
well China apparently reckons they have everything under control but USA, now there’s some serious shit going down there — it’s the USA f’sure
Everyone in the USA has the chance of being fired if they disagree with whatever Trump says.
Rule 303 said:
An earthquake now would create a dilemma.
Rule 303 said:
LOL
Arts said:
online chat
wait
this is online chat.
:)
Tau.Neutrino said:
Nods.
Rule 303 said:
I like that one.
Queen wears green screen green for speech from Windsor castle.
sarahs mum said:
Queen wears green screen green for speech from Windsor castle.
The older she gets, the more she looks like my Uncle André, who’s about the same age.
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Queen wears green screen green for speech from Windsor castle.
The older she gets, the more she looks like my Uncle André, who’s about the same age.
have you considered maybe your Uncle is looking more and more like the Queen ¿
SCIENCE said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Queen wears green screen green for speech from Windsor castle.
The older she gets, the more she looks like my Uncle André, who’s about the same age.
have you considered maybe your Uncle is looking more and more like the Queen ¿
Have you ever seen them both in the same room at the same time?
sarahs mum said:
Queen wears green screen green for speech from Windsor castle.
LOLs.
:)
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
Bubblecar said:The older she gets, the more she looks like my Uncle André, who’s about the same age.
have you considered maybe your Uncle is looking more and more like the Queen ¿
Have you ever seen them both in the same room at the same time?
they’d probably annihilate in a flash of genesis
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:have you considered maybe your Uncle is looking more and more like the Queen ¿
Have you ever seen them both in the same room at the same time?
they’d probably annihilate in a flash of genesis
I’m just thinking, if you never see one of them when the other is around, then maybe..
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Queen wears green screen green for speech from Windsor castle.
LOLs.
:)
She borrowed the bottom one from Margaret Thatcher.
SCIENCE said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Queen wears green screen green for speech from Windsor castle.
The older she gets, the more she looks like my Uncle André, who’s about the same age.
have you considered maybe your Uncle is looking more and more like the Queen ¿
Have you ever seen them together?
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
Bubblecar said:The older she gets, the more she looks like my Uncle André, who’s about the same age.
have you considered maybe your Uncle is looking more and more like the Queen ¿
Have you ever seen them together?
this is sounding more and more like a double take
“And People Stayed At Home”
Written in 1869 by Kathleen O’Mara
Reprinted during the 1918 Flu Pandemic
Tau.Neutrino said:
“And People Stayed At Home”Written in 1869 by Kathleen O’Mara
Reprinted during the 1918 Flu Pandemic
NOTE the air gaps.
No air gaps.
Tau.Neutrino said:
“And People Stayed At Home”Written in 1869 by Kathleen O’Mara
Reprinted during the 1918 Flu Pandemic
Written in 1869 ‘And People Stayed Home’ is exactly what the world is facing right NOW
https://smag31.com/and-people-stayed-home/
This was written by Kathleen O’Mara, in 1869 after the Irish famine, reprinted during 1919 Spanish Flu Pandemic.
And people stayed at home
And read books
And listened
And they rested
And did exercises
And made art and played
And learned new ways of being
And stopped and listened
More deeply
Someone meditated, someone prayed
Someone met their shadow
And people began to think differently
And people healed.
And in the absence of people who
Lived in ignorant ways
Dangerous, meaningless and heartless,
The earth also began to heal
And when the danger ended and
People found themselves
They grieved for the dead
And made new choices
And dreamed of new visions
And created new ways of living
And completely healed the earth
Just as they were healed.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:“And People Stayed At Home”Written in 1869 by Kathleen O’Mara
Reprinted during the 1918 Flu Pandemic
Written in 1869 ‘And People Stayed Home’ is exactly what the world is facing right NOW
https://smag31.com/and-people-stayed-home/This was written by Kathleen O’Mara, in 1869 after the Irish famine, reprinted during 1919 Spanish Flu Pandemic.
And people stayed at home
And read books
And listened
And they rested
And did exercises
And made art and played
And learned new ways of being
And stopped and listened
More deeply
Someone meditated, someone prayed
Someone met their shadow
And people began to think differently
And people healed.
And in the absence of people who
Lived in ignorant ways
Dangerous, meaningless and heartless,
The earth also began to heal
And when the danger ended and
People found themselves
They grieved for the dead
And made new choices
And dreamed of new visions
And created new ways of living
And completely healed the earth
Just as they were healed.
did any of them post this to facebook?
Tau.Neutrino said:
“And People Stayed At Home”Written in 1869 by Kathleen O’Mara
Reprinted during the 1918 Flu Pandemic
Shopped, I don’t think lesbians has been invented before about 1930.
Rule 303 said:
LOL
Arts said:
see, this is why I don’t have a dog.
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
see, this is why I don’t have a dog.
Yeah, I can see that it would be problematic.
Wednesday’s full moon is being touted as “the biggest goddamn supermoon of 2020” or suchlike.
Arts said:
PMSL
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
see, this is why I don’t have a dog.
Yeah, I can see that it would be problematic.
the Snickers do NOTHING!!!
Michael V said:
Arts said:
PMSL
I’ve just sent this one to a business partner, as a Russian customer has just put an order on hold since they can no longer bring items across from Finland, where we have been instructed to ship :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FTlUtclf1U
Uncomfortably Numb
ChrispenEvan said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FTlUtclf1UUncomfortably Numb
:)
Why can I hear my Mum’s voice?
ChrispenEvan said:
Why can I hear my Mum’s voice?
:)
Bubblecar said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Why can I hear my Mum’s voice?
:)
‘Other people have to drink milk out of that bottle John.’
ChrispenEvan said:
now that’s fun y :)
This is real, apparently:
Rule 303 said:
This is real, apparently:
That was issued to the lass who was harmlessly having a driving lesson with her mother.
The fine may well be cancelled.
Have we had this one yet?
Woodie said:
Have we had this one yet?
Heh.
Woodie said:
Have we had this one yet?
Yes.
Divine Angel said:
The owl. I have always liked a big sense of personal space.
Divine Angel said:
Divine Angel said:
I’d be the owl if I actually was 1.5km from the nearest neighbour.
But as it stands, I’m probably more like the fairy wren, only weirder.
Divine Angel said:
An owl and kookaburra combination, I’m not phased at all, actually prefer no people around
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
An owl and kookaburra combination, I’m not phased at all, actually prefer no people around
I was pretty close to the owl before Corona.
Tamb said:
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
An owl and kookaburra combination, I’m not phased at all, actually prefer no people around
I was pretty close to the owl before Corona.
Myself as well, most people here would be I think
Cymek said:
Tamb said:
Cymek said:An owl and kookaburra combination, I’m not phased at all, actually prefer no people around
I was pretty close to the owl before Corona.
Myself as well, most people here would be I think
all of them
nice graphic though, approve
Cymek said:
Tamb said:
Cymek said:An owl and kookaburra combination, I’m not phased at all, actually prefer no people around
I was pretty close to the owl before Corona.
Myself as well, most people here would be I think
The beginning of a poem.
The Owl & the Kookaburra
Went to see
A big white/green boat.
They took some money nothing for dunny
That’s all I have thought of so far.
dv said:
That took me a minute.
sibeen said:
dv said:
That took me a minute.
Yeah, they are pretty good and easy to use the new graphics programmes.
AwesomeO said:
sibeen said:
dv said:
That took me a minute.
Yeah, they are pretty good and easy to use the new graphics programmes.
Still don’t get it :(
Tamb said:
AwesomeO said:
sibeen said:That took me a minute.
Yeah, they are pretty good and easy to use the new graphics programmes.
Still don’t get it :(
Boris Johnson called those wearing a Burka letter boxes.
sibeen said:
Tamb said:
AwesomeO said:Yeah, they are pretty good and easy to use the new graphics programmes.
Still don’t get it :(
Boris Johnson called those wearing a Burka letter boxes.
Oh Boris. Right, thanks.
Tamb said:
sibeen said:
Tamb said:Still don’t get it :(
Boris Johnson called those wearing a Burka letter boxes.
Oh Boris. Right, thanks.
Christ, I must be slow. Is Boris now wearing a letterbox…?
Rule 303 said:
Tamb said:
sibeen said:Boris Johnson called those wearing a Burka letter boxes.
Oh Boris. Right, thanks.
Christ, I must be slow. Is Boris now wearing a letterbox…?
He’s on a ventilator
dv said:
Rule 303 said:
Tamb said:Oh Boris. Right, thanks.
Christ, I must be slow. Is Boris now wearing a letterbox…?
He’s on a ventilator
If he dies who will The Goodies get to replace him
dv said:
Rule 303 said:
Tamb said:Oh Boris. Right, thanks.
Christ, I must be slow. Is Boris now wearing a letterbox…?
He’s on a ventilator
Yeah, OK…
Rule 303 said:
dv said:
Rule 303 said:Christ, I must be slow. Is Boris now wearing a letterbox…?
He’s on a ventilator
Yeah, OK…
first brexit, then dead, they were right after all
Cymek said:
dv said:
Rule 303 said:Christ, I must be slow. Is Boris now wearing a letterbox…?
He’s on a ventilator
If he dies who will The Goodies get to replace him
Paddington
sibeen said:
Tamb said:
AwesomeO said:Yeah, they are pretty good and easy to use the new graphics programmes.
Still don’t get it :(
Boris Johnson called those wearing a Burka letter boxes.
And I was joking that the meme was Sibeen sown work.
SCIENCE said:
Rule 303 said:
dv said:He’s on a ventilator
Yeah, OK…
first brexit, then dead, they were right after all
dv said:
Rule 303 said:
Tamb said:Oh Boris. Right, thanks.
Christ, I must be slow. Is Boris now wearing a letterbox…?
He’s on a ventilator
I’m OK.
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
Yes my moobs are free
Arts said:
Days in the sun…
Cymek said:
Arts said:
Yes my moobs are free
Day 17 of home bound quarantine.
I am wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I have no footwear. I am unshaven.
Basically my life hasn’t changed a jot.
sibeen said:
Day 17 of home bound quarantine.I am wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I have no footwear. I am unshaven.
Basically my life hasn’t changed a jot.
Yob.
ChrispenEvan said:
sibeen said:
Day 17 of home bound quarantine.I am wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I have no footwear. I am unshaven.
Basically my life hasn’t changed a jot.
Yob.
It’s 12:35 and the first of my teenage daughters has come downstairs. I still haven’t seen her but I’ve heard her talking to SWMBO.
sibeen said:
Day 17 of home bound quarantine.I am wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I have no footwear. I am unshaven.
Basically my life hasn’t changed a jot.
How’s the grog supply?
Divine Angel said:
sibeen said:
Day 17 of home bound quarantine.I am wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I have no footwear. I am unshaven.
Basically my life hasn’t changed a jot.
How’s the grog supply?
Not an issue.
ChrispenEvan said:
sibeen said:
Day 17 of home bound quarantine.I am wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I have no footwear. I am unshaven.
Basically my life hasn’t changed a jot.
Yob.
is his best mate’s name Robbo ¿ you wouldn’t want this any other way
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:
sibeen said:
Day 17 of home bound quarantine.I am wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I have no footwear. I am unshaven.
Basically my life hasn’t changed a jot.
Yob.
It’s 12:35 and the first of my teenage daughters has come downstairs. I still haven’t seen her but I’ve heard her talking to SWMBO.
It’s the youngest sprog and SWMBO has just informed her that the school year may be extended into January. There was ranting, and raving, and some more ranting.
dv said:
Netherlands East Indies ships approaching Batavia again.
Tamb said:
dv said:
Netherlands East Indies ships approaching Batavia again.
those bats it’s always the damn bats
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
dv said:
Netherlands East Indies ships approaching Batavia again.
those bats it’s always the damn bats
either that or Avia
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
dv said:
Netherlands East Indies ships approaching Batavia again.
those bats it’s always the damn bats
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:Netherlands East Indies ships approaching Batavia again.
those bats it’s always the damn bats
Indo for bat = kelelawar
Not many people know that the English term “OK” comes from Orang Kelelawar, the popular Indonesian comic book character
dv said:
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:those bats it’s always the damn bats
Indo for bat = kelelawarNot many people know that the English term “OK” comes from Orang Kelelawar, the popular Indonesian comic book character
dv said:
IDG the dolphin Italy meme?
Witty Rejoinder said:
dv said:
IDG the dolphin Italy meme?
the Venusian waters are clearer now with no boat traffic and aquatic stuff is returning. the planet is healing.
Witty Rejoinder said:
dv said:
IDG the dolphin Italy meme?
Due to the reduction in pollution and human activity, there have been various reports of nature rebounding in terms of animals returning to areas etc, for example this story about dolphins in Venice.
Venice canals run clear, dolphins appear in Italy’s waterways amid coronavirus lockdown
dv said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
dv said:
IDG the dolphin Italy meme?
Due to the reduction in pollution and human activity, there have been various reports of nature rebounding in terms of animals returning to areas etc, for example this story about dolphins in Venice.
Venice canals run clear, dolphins appear in Italy’s waterways amid coronavirus lockdown
Thanks youtoo two.
LOL, s’if.
ChrispenEvan said:
LOL, s’if.
hangs self
Not really a meme.
https://www.facebook.com/nacho.gonzales.37/videos/10158255286057265/?t=57
And not sure if it will work.
Tau.Neutrino said:
told you they’d start talking about this
Tau.Neutrino said:
there is a vast degree of contributory negligence and failure to mitigate in European countries and the USA for ignoring the issue and not acting soon enough.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Maybe he should have turned the heater up?
Tau.Neutrino said:
I guess there are some small benefits to living alone.
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Maybe he should have turned the heater up?
just needed more brain power
…and God praised Landon…
Tau.Neutrino said:
…and God praised Landon…
blame the Mardi Gras
Tau.Neutrino said:
nice
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/pandas-mate-ocean-park-trnd/index.html
maybe they can get it on in Adelaide too
https://www.adelaidezoo.com.au/tag/giant-panda/
imagine that, other animals might do their thing if they stop getting harassed by noisy humans
actually they got sent back to where they came from didn’t they
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
nice
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/pandas-mate-ocean-park-trnd/index.html
maybe they can get it on in Adelaide too
https://www.adelaidezoo.com.au/tag/giant-panda/
imagine that, other animals might do their thing if they stop getting harassed by noisy humans
I think it’s really only the stubborn and picky animals that no noise and vistors would help.. many animals just do it like they do on the discovery channel regardless of noise, people or anything else..
Arts said:
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
nice
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/pandas-mate-ocean-park-trnd/index.html
maybe they can get it on in Adelaide too
https://www.adelaidezoo.com.au/tag/giant-panda/
imagine that, other animals might do their thing if they stop getting harassed by noisy humans
I think it’s really only the stubborn and picky animals that no noise and vistors would help.. many animals just do it like they do on the discovery channel regardless of noise, people or anything else..
Those pandas learnt a lot from the discovery channel.
Divine Angel said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
Now we know what you do with all those disney characters :)
kryten said:
Divine Angel said:
Now we know what you do with all those disney characters :)
there wouldn’t be any speaking characters in the Chinese version of that cartoon
Tau.Neutrino said:
Reminds me of the old university joke.
Written on the wall above the toilet roll holder: ‘Arts degrees: take one”.
Tau.Neutrino said:
I disagreed with an American on some forum a little while ago.
He dismissed me with the comment that i ‘probably came from one of those shithole countries’.
I was able to point him to three sources which, by their independent measurements, showed that my country was usually among the top 5 in the world for living standards, whereas the USA was, at the time, ranking 18th – 19th.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tamb said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Космос vodka will do that to you.
Make you talk a lot, or make you shoot people?
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Космос vodka will do that to you.Make you talk a lot, or make you shoot people?
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:Космос vodka will do that to you.
Make you talk a lot, or make you shoot people?
Shoot people. It renders you incapable of speech.
A bloke called Wally bought a bottle of it when we were in Russia. It was indescribably bad.
We dubbed it Wally’s folly.
Sounds a lot like Enfield Gin.
We used to keep a bottle of it, to give to people we didn’t like.
How they got away with selling it for human consumption was quite a mystery.
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:Make you talk a lot, or make you shoot people?
Shoot people. It renders you incapable of speech.
A bloke called Wally bought a bottle of it when we were in Russia. It was indescribably bad.
We dubbed it Wally’s folly.Sounds a lot like Enfield Gin.
We used to keep a bottle of it, to give to people we didn’t like.
How they got away with selling it for human consumption was quite a mystery.
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:Shoot people. It renders you incapable of speech.
A bloke called Wally bought a bottle of it when we were in Russia. It was indescribably bad.
We dubbed it Wally’s folly.Sounds a lot like Enfield Gin.
We used to keep a bottle of it, to give to people we didn’t like.
How they got away with selling it for human consumption was quite a mystery.
Friend used to drink Legend gin. We said it was really Leg end gin.
Bouquet of an old boot?
Ian said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:Sounds a lot like Enfield Gin.
We used to keep a bottle of it, to give to people we didn’t like.
How they got away with selling it for human consumption was quite a mystery.
Friend used to drink Legend gin. We said it was really Leg end gin.Bouquet of an old boot?
captain_spalding said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
I disagreed with an American on some forum a little while ago.
He dismissed me with the comment that i ‘probably came from one of those shithole countries’.
I was able to point him to three sources which, by their independent measurements, showed that my country was usually among the top 5 in the world for living standards, whereas the USA was, at the time, ranking 18th – 19th.
sure but how do independent measurements compare to unbiased true USA measurements
Tau.Neutrino said:
we’re telling you, the election won’t happen, or maybe now what seems more likely, it’ll be rigged as fuck
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
we’re telling you, the election won’t happen, or maybe now what seems more likely, it’ll be rigged as fuck
The US Constitution says that it has to happen.
Even if, for some reason, it doesn’t happen, Trump will have to leave office no later than Jan 21. No if, no buts, he’s not pres any more.
The leadership then devolves to the Speaker of the House, IIRC, until such time as a President can be elected.
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
we’re telling you, the election won’t happen, or maybe now what seems more likely, it’ll be rigged as fuck
The US Constitution says that it has to happen.
Even if, for some reason, it doesn’t happen, Trump will have to leave office no later than Jan 21. No if, no buts, he’s not pres any more.
The leadership then devolves to the Speaker of the House, IIRC, until such time as a President can be elected.
haven’t read their constitution but, isn’t there some state of emergency thing
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:we’re telling you, the election won’t happen, or maybe now what seems more likely, it’ll be rigged as fuck
The US Constitution says that it has to happen.
Even if, for some reason, it doesn’t happen, Trump will have to leave office no later than Jan 21. No if, no buts, he’s not pres any more.
The leadership then devolves to the Speaker of the House, IIRC, until such time as a President can be elected.
haven’t read their constitution but, isn’t there some state of emergency thing
No. The president does not have that power. Legal scholars are widely in agreement on this point, as are both Republican and Democratic election officials. The nonpartisan Congressional Research Service reached the same conclusion when it investigated the question in the aftermath of 9/11.
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:The US Constitution says that it has to happen.
Even if, for some reason, it doesn’t happen, Trump will have to leave office no later than Jan 21. No if, no buts, he’s not pres any more.
The leadership then devolves to the Speaker of the House, IIRC, until such time as a President can be elected.
haven’t read their constitution but, isn’t there some state of emergency thing
No. The president does not have that power. Legal scholars are widely in agreement on this point, as are both Republican and Democratic election officials. The nonpartisan Congressional Research Service reached the same conclusion when it investigated the question in the aftermath of 9/11.
thanks, we stand éducated
Even with unanimous bipartisan agreement, the only way the US election date could be moved would be via a constitutional amendment.
dv said:
Even with unanimous bipartisan agreement, the only way the US election date could be moved would be via a constitutional amendment.
Maybe let voters vote online
Then watch for Russian, Chinese, North Korean and Iran etc voting interference
dv said:
Is that Harold Holt, have they found him?
dv said:
Holt on.
dv said:
Hehehe
sibeen said:
dv said:
Hehehe
I like that one too.
dv said:
:)
Pauline Hanson: Manufactured threat to Australian life.
Pauline Hanson: Actual threat to Australian lives.
Pauline Hanson: Manufactured threat to Australian life.
Pauline Hanson: Actual threat to Australian lives.
Please explain?
This just in:
If you’re down by the school yard, steer clear of Rosie.
She’s the Queen of Corona.
Rule 303 said:
This just in:If you’re down by the school yard, steer clear of Rosie.
She’s the Queen of Corona.
Paul Simon will kick your shins. ;)
roughbarked said:
Rule 303 said:
This just in:If you’re down by the school yard, steer clear of Rosie.
She’s the Queen of Corona.
Paul Simon will kick your shins. ;)
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
Rule 303 said:
This just in:If you’re down by the school yard, steer clear of Rosie.
She’s the Queen of Corona.
Paul Simon will kick your shins. ;)
Julio is peeved with Mr Simon blowing his witness protection cover.
I’m sure.
Rule 303 said:
This just in:If you’re down by the school yard, steer clear of Rosie.
She’s the Queen of Corona.
What did that line actually mean?
dv said:
Rule 303 said:
This just in:If you’re down by the school yard, steer clear of Rosie.
She’s the Queen of Corona.
What did that line actually mean?
Wiki has this: The song is about two boys (“Me and Julio”) who have broken a law, although the exact law that has been broken is not stated in the song. When “the mama pajama” finds out what they have done, she goes to the police station to report the crime. The individuals are later arrested, but released when a “radical priest” intervenes.
The meaning and references in the song have long provoked debate. In a July 20, 1972 interview for Rolling Stone, Jon Landau asked Simon: “What is it that the mama saw? The whole world wants to know.” Simon replied “I have no idea what it is… Something sexual is what I imagine, but when I say ‘something’, I never bothered to figure out what it was. Didn’t make any difference to me.”
More recently, in October 2010, Simon described the song as “a bit of inscrutable doggerel”, while the “radical priest” has been interpreted as a reference to Daniel Berrigan, who was featured on the cover of Time on January 25, 1971, near when the song was written.
dv said:
Rule 303 said:
This just in:If you’re down by the school yard, steer clear of Rosie.
She’s the Queen of Corona.
What did that line actually mean?
corona in a neighbourhood in Queens.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Rule 303 said:
This just in:If you’re down by the school yard, steer clear of Rosie.
She’s the Queen of Corona.
What did that line actually mean?
Wiki has this: The song is about two boys (“Me and Julio”) who have broken a law, although the exact law that has been broken is not stated in the song. When “the mama pajama” finds out what they have done, she goes to the police station to report the crime. The individuals are later arrested, but released when a “radical priest” intervenes.
The meaning and references in the song have long provoked debate. In a July 20, 1972 interview for Rolling Stone, Jon Landau asked Simon: “What is it that the mama saw? The whole world wants to know.” Simon replied “I have no idea what it is… Something sexual is what I imagine, but when I say ‘something’, I never bothered to figure out what it was. Didn’t make any difference to me.”
More recently, in October 2010, Simon described the song as “a bit of inscrutable doggerel”, while the “radical priest” has been interpreted as a reference to Daniel Berrigan, who was featured on the cover of Time on January 25, 1971, near when the song was written.
Recently I was appalled to learn that my daughter had never realised what “Big Yellow Taxi” was all about.
But I had no idea what this song was all about, so I suppose I can’t complain.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:What did that line actually mean?
Wiki has this: The song is about two boys (“Me and Julio”) who have broken a law, although the exact law that has been broken is not stated in the song. When “the mama pajama” finds out what they have done, she goes to the police station to report the crime. The individuals are later arrested, but released when a “radical priest” intervenes.
The meaning and references in the song have long provoked debate. In a July 20, 1972 interview for Rolling Stone, Jon Landau asked Simon: “What is it that the mama saw? The whole world wants to know.” Simon replied “I have no idea what it is… Something sexual is what I imagine, but when I say ‘something’, I never bothered to figure out what it was. Didn’t make any difference to me.”
More recently, in October 2010, Simon described the song as “a bit of inscrutable doggerel”, while the “radical priest” has been interpreted as a reference to Daniel Berrigan, who was featured on the cover of Time on January 25, 1971, near when the song was written.
Recently I was appalled to learn that my daughter had never realised what “Big Yellow Taxi” was all about.
But I had no idea what this song was all about, so I suppose I can’t complain.
BYT is pretty straightforward
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:Wiki has this: The song is about two boys (“Me and Julio”) who have broken a law, although the exact law that has been broken is not stated in the song. When “the mama pajama” finds out what they have done, she goes to the police station to report the crime. The individuals are later arrested, but released when a “radical priest” intervenes.
The meaning and references in the song have long provoked debate. In a July 20, 1972 interview for Rolling Stone, Jon Landau asked Simon: “What is it that the mama saw? The whole world wants to know.” Simon replied “I have no idea what it is… Something sexual is what I imagine, but when I say ‘something’, I never bothered to figure out what it was. Didn’t make any difference to me.”
More recently, in October 2010, Simon described the song as “a bit of inscrutable doggerel”, while the “radical priest” has been interpreted as a reference to Daniel Berrigan, who was featured on the cover of Time on January 25, 1971, near when the song was written.
Recently I was appalled to learn that my daughter had never realised what “Big Yellow Taxi” was all about.
But I had no idea what this song was all about, so I suppose I can’t complain.
BYT is pretty straightforward
absolutely.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:Wiki has this: The song is about two boys (“Me and Julio”) who have broken a law, although the exact law that has been broken is not stated in the song. When “the mama pajama” finds out what they have done, she goes to the police station to report the crime. The individuals are later arrested, but released when a “radical priest” intervenes.
The meaning and references in the song have long provoked debate. In a July 20, 1972 interview for Rolling Stone, Jon Landau asked Simon: “What is it that the mama saw? The whole world wants to know.” Simon replied “I have no idea what it is… Something sexual is what I imagine, but when I say ‘something’, I never bothered to figure out what it was. Didn’t make any difference to me.”
More recently, in October 2010, Simon described the song as “a bit of inscrutable doggerel”, while the “radical priest” has been interpreted as a reference to Daniel Berrigan, who was featured on the cover of Time on January 25, 1971, near when the song was written.
Recently I was appalled to learn that my daughter had never realised what “Big Yellow Taxi” was all about.
But I had no idea what this song was all about, so I suppose I can’t complain.
BYT is pretty straightforward
In the song’s final verse, the political gives way to the personal. Mitchell recounts the departure of her “old man” in the eponymous “big yellow taxi”, which may refer to the old Metro Toronto Police patrol cars, which until 1986 were painted yellow. In many covers the departed one may be interpreted as variously a boyfriend, a husband or a father. The literal interpretation is that he is walking out on the singer by taking a taxi; otherwise it is assumed he is being taken away by the authorities.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Recently I was appalled to learn that my daughter had never realised what “Big Yellow Taxi” was all about.
But I had no idea what this song was all about, so I suppose I can’t complain.
BYT is pretty straightforward
absolutely.
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:BYT is pretty straightforward
absolutely.
Puff the Magic Dragon has some interesting meanings also.
Lots can be done with string and sealing wax.
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:BYT is pretty straightforward
absolutely.
Puff the Magic Dragon has some interesting meanings also.
Smoking dope isn’t it
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:Wiki has this: The song is about two boys (“Me and Julio”) who have broken a law, although the exact law that has been broken is not stated in the song. When “the mama pajama” finds out what they have done, she goes to the police station to report the crime. The individuals are later arrested, but released when a “radical priest” intervenes.
The meaning and references in the song have long provoked debate. In a July 20, 1972 interview for Rolling Stone, Jon Landau asked Simon: “What is it that the mama saw? The whole world wants to know.” Simon replied “I have no idea what it is… Something sexual is what I imagine, but when I say ‘something’, I never bothered to figure out what it was. Didn’t make any difference to me.”
More recently, in October 2010, Simon described the song as “a bit of inscrutable doggerel”, while the “radical priest” has been interpreted as a reference to Daniel Berrigan, who was featured on the cover of Time on January 25, 1971, near when the song was written.
Recently I was appalled to learn that my daughter had never realised what “Big Yellow Taxi” was all about.
But I had no idea what this song was all about, so I suppose I can’t complain.
BYT is pretty straightforward
Yes, if you listen to the words :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Recently I was appalled to learn that my daughter had never realised what “Big Yellow Taxi” was all about.
But I had no idea what this song was all about, so I suppose I can’t complain.
BYT is pretty straightforward
Yes, if you listen to the words :)
And what about Big Red Car by The Wiggles
Cymek said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:BYT is pretty straightforward
Yes, if you listen to the words :)
And what about Big Red Car by The Wiggles
We haven’t discussed that one yet.
Cymek said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:absolutely.
Puff the Magic Dragon has some interesting meanings also.Smoking dope isn’t it
It’s strange the American nurses, somehow I think the qualifications may be low? I know from personal experience nurses are an international lot, it for some reason never met any American nurses (they have a few physios though). Our hospitals are mad for UK and Irish, Phillipines Christians and coming though now probably due to training here, Cambodia and Chinese.
AwesomeO said:
It’s strange the American nurses, somehow I think the qualifications may be low?
On paper the length of study is the same as here. 3 years for an Associate degree, 4 for a Bachelor.
Cymek said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:absolutely.
Puff the Magic Dragon has some interesting meanings also.Smoking dope isn’t it
You think the magic dragon is a bong?
dv said:
AwesomeO said:
It’s strange the American nurses, somehow I think the qualifications may be low?
On paper the length of study is the same as here. 3 years for an Associate degree, 4 for a Bachelor.
No idea then. I know the Phillipines and Irish have long had a production line feed into Australia. Irish as a bit of an extended holiday thing and the Phillipines specifically to meet Australian needs as a big source of foreign income.
Cymek said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:BYT is pretty straightforward
Yes, if you listen to the words :)
And what about Big Red Car by The Wiggles
Penis extension.
AwesomeO said:
dv said:
AwesomeO said:
It’s strange the American nurses, somehow I think the qualifications may be low?
On paper the length of study is the same as here. 3 years for an Associate degree, 4 for a Bachelor.
No idea then. I know the Phillipines and Irish have long had a production line feed into Australia. Irish as a bit of an extended holiday thing and the Phillipines specifically to meet Australian needs as a big source of foreign income.
Probably more about the willingness. The salary for a nurse will be much higher in Australia than in the Philippines, but Aust/US appears to be comparable.
In March 2019, The US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported that between May 2017 and May 2018, registered nurses brought in a median salary of $71,730 per year – a 3.7% increase compared to the previous year.
Registered Nurses (RN) in Australia earn an average salary of $65,000 per year. Nurse wages vary based on location, qualifications, experience and seniority.
So it appears that compared to Australia the nurses in the USA are quite well off.
sibeen said:
In March 2019, The US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported that between May 2017 and May 2018, registered nurses brought in a median salary of $71,730 per year – a 3.7% increase compared to the previous year.Registered Nurses (RN) in Australia earn an average salary of $65,000 per year. Nurse wages vary based on location, qualifications, experience and seniority.
So it appears that compared to Australia the nurses in the USA are quite well off.
Especially as a dollar goes a lot further over there. Mystery solvered, they can’t afford to.
sibeen said:
In March 2019, The US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported that between May 2017 and May 2018, registered nurses brought in a median salary of $71,730 per year – a 3.7% increase compared to the previous year.Registered Nurses (RN) in Australia earn an average salary of $65,000 per year. Nurse wages vary based on location, qualifications, experience and seniority.
So it appears that compared to Australia the nurses in the USA are quite well off.
Why are they comparing median salary for American nurses with mean salary for Australians?
btm said:
sibeen said:
In March 2019, The US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported that between May 2017 and May 2018, registered nurses brought in a median salary of $71,730 per year – a 3.7% increase compared to the previous year.Registered Nurses (RN) in Australia earn an average salary of $65,000 per year. Nurse wages vary based on location, qualifications, experience and seniority.
So it appears that compared to Australia the nurses in the USA are quite well off.
Why are they comparing median salary for American nurses with mean salary for Australians?
They’re not. I pulled the figures from two different sources and did not note the difference. My bad.
sibeen said:
In March 2019, The US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported that between May 2017 and May 2018, registered nurses brought in a median salary of $71,730 per year – a 3.7% increase compared to the previous year.Registered Nurses (RN) in Australia earn an average salary of $65,000 per year. Nurse wages vary based on location, qualifications, experience and seniority.
So it appears that compared to Australia the nurses in the USA are quite well off.
Presumably one of those amounts should be multiplied or divided by 0.6 to get a fair comparison?
The Rev Dodgson said:
sibeen said:
In March 2019, The US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported that between May 2017 and May 2018, registered nurses brought in a median salary of $71,730 per year – a 3.7% increase compared to the previous year.Registered Nurses (RN) in Australia earn an average salary of $65,000 per year. Nurse wages vary based on location, qualifications, experience and seniority.
So it appears that compared to Australia the nurses in the USA are quite well off.
Presumably one of those amounts should be multiplied or divided by 0.6 to get a fair comparison?
I left that for the viewer to draw their own conclusion but did note in passing that the US nurses seemed well off in comparison. :)
sibeen said:
btm said:
sibeen said:
In March 2019, The US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported that between May 2017 and May 2018, registered nurses brought in a median salary of $71,730 per year – a 3.7% increase compared to the previous year.Registered Nurses (RN) in Australia earn an average salary of $65,000 per year. Nurse wages vary based on location, qualifications, experience and seniority.
So it appears that compared to Australia the nurses in the USA are quite well off.
Why are they comparing median salary for American nurses with mean salary for Australians?
They’re not. I pulled the figures from two different sources and did not note the difference. My bad.
The Australia figure could be median as well, couldn’t it?
btm said:
sibeen said:
In March 2019, The US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported that between May 2017 and May 2018, registered nurses brought in a median salary of $71,730 per year – a 3.7% increase compared to the previous year.Registered Nurses (RN) in Australia earn an average salary of $65,000 per year. Nurse wages vary based on location, qualifications, experience and seniority.
So it appears that compared to Australia the nurses in the USA are quite well off.
Why are they comparing median salary for American nurses with mean salary for Australians?
Have we had this one yet?
Woodie said:
Have we had this one yet?
ROFL
sibeen said:
Woodie said:
Have we had this one yet?
ROFL
reflects 5G
Woodie said:
Have we had this one yet?
Yes and at my last visit to Cairns I wore one. Got lots of laughs.
Rule 303 said:
LOL
Rule 303 said:
We may have discovered its vital weakness…
Now let’s call in a chess expert!
party_pants said:
Rule 303 said:
We may have discovered its vital weakness…
Now let’s call in a chess expert!
We could ask a church to send a Bishop.
>waggles eyebrows<
>nods<
Peak Warming Man said:
Rule 303 said:
LOL
I wonder who did that?
Rule 303 said:
party_pants said:
Rule 303 said:
We may have discovered its vital weakness…
Now let’s call in a chess expert!
We could ask a church to send a Bishop.
>waggles eyebrows<
>nods<
well actually, if you consider Corvus frugilegus, the rook,
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Rule 303 said:
LOL
I wonder who did that?
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:LOL
I wonder who did that?
New park benches
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:LOL
I wonder who did that?
Went to get my flu jab today. The Medical centre had two seats in the waiting room, and two on the verandah outside. And lots of hand sanitiser and alcohol wipes. They’re serious.
Missy posted this on facebook today.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Nowhere was extinction an issue here.
Even Trump was better informed than that.
mollwollfumble said:
Missy posted this on facebook today.
I suppose it makes sense for cleaning hospitals.
If you read the stats out of New York it reads like a Trump fantasy. Getting rid of the Blacks and Hispanics wholesake.
mollwollfumble said:
mollwollfumble said:
Missy posted this on facebook today.
I suppose it makes sense for cleaning hospitals.
It’s not a problem.
You can’t buy any of those things anywhere, anyway.
captain_spalding said:
mollwollfumble said:
mollwollfumble said:
Missy posted this on facebook today.
I suppose it makes sense for cleaning hospitals.
It’s not a problem.
You can’t buy any of those things anywhere, anyway.
When did they make vinegar illegal?
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen bleach around the house somewhere as well.
Should I hide them?
roughbarked said:
If you read the stats out of New York it reads like a Trump fantasy. Getting rid of the Blacks and Hispanics wholesake.
ref¿
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
mollwollfumble said:I suppose it makes sense for cleaning hospitals.
It’s not a problem.
You can’t buy any of those things anywhere, anyway.
When did they make vinegar illegal?
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen bleach around the house somewhere as well.
Should I hide them?
can’t buy is illegal ¿
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
mollwollfumble said:I suppose it makes sense for cleaning hospitals.
It’s not a problem.
You can’t buy any of those things anywhere, anyway.
When did they make vinegar illegal?
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen bleach around the house somewhere as well.
Should I hide them?
I didn’t say that people don’t already have some of them.
But, you just go and try to buy some bleach. Or ammonia. Or metho. Or isopropyl acohol.
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
mollwollfumble said:I suppose it makes sense for cleaning hospitals.
It’s not a problem.
You can’t buy any of those things anywhere, anyway.
When did they make vinegar illegal?
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen bleach around the house somewhere as well.
Should I hide them?
i think he means that you can’t find them in shops because people have bought it all. or something.
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:It’s not a problem.
You can’t buy any of those things anywhere, anyway.
When did they make vinegar illegal?
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen bleach around the house somewhere as well.
Should I hide them?
I didn’t say that people don’t already have some of them.
But, you just go and try to buy some bleach. Or ammonia. Or metho. Or isopropyl acohol.
Do it
the USA
way!
and fk everyone else over for it
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:It’s not a problem.
You can’t buy any of those things anywhere, anyway.
When did they make vinegar illegal?
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen bleach around the house somewhere as well.
Should I hide them?
i think he means that you can’t find them in shops because people have bought it all. or something.
We got a litre of metho today.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
If you read the stats out of New York it reads like a Trump fantasy. Getting rid of the Blacks and Hispanics wholesake.
ref¿
I might have mentioned it earlier…. they’re fucked. According to the governor of the state, people are dying in their own homes, unable to afford medical treatment. They are not being picked up in the stats.
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:It’s not a problem.
You can’t buy any of those things anywhere, anyway.
When did they make vinegar illegal?
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen bleach around the house somewhere as well.
Should I hide them?
i think he means that you can’t find them in shops because people have bought it all. or something.
Looks like I had a little misunderstanding there.
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
If you read the stats out of New York it reads like a Trump fantasy. Getting rid of the Blacks and Hispanics wholesake.
ref¿
I might have mentioned it earlier…. they’re fucked. According to the governor of the state, people are dying in their own homes, unable to afford medical treatment. They are not being picked up in the stats.
Rather that than the Red curse of socialised medicine.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:When did they make vinegar illegal?
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen bleach around the house somewhere as well.
Should I hide them?
i think he means that you can’t find them in shops because people have bought it all. or something.
Looks like I had a little misunderstanding there.
S’o.k. You good kid.
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:ref¿
I might have mentioned it earlier…. they’re fucked. According to the governor of the state, people are dying in their own homes, unable to afford medical treatment. They are not being picked up in the stats.
Rather that than the Red curse of socialised medicine.
It’s a bit too late already for that.
In related news, I see Sanders has pulled out. Leaving Biden a clear run at it.
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:I might have mentioned it earlier…. they’re fucked. According to the governor of the state, people are dying in their own homes, unable to afford medical treatment. They are not being picked up in the stats.
Rather that than the Red curse of socialised medicine.
It’s a bit too late already for that.
In related news, I see Sanders has pulled out. Leaving Biden a clear run at it.
So, there we have it. The future of the US.
Four more years of Trump (gawd ‘elp all of us), or four years of beige.
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:ref¿
I might have mentioned it earlier…. they’re fucked. According to the governor of the state, people are dying in their own homes, unable to afford medical treatment. They are not being picked up in the stats.
Rather that than the Red curse of socialised medicine.
Quite.
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:Rather that than the Red curse of socialised medicine.
It’s a bit too late already for that.
In related news, I see Sanders has pulled out. Leaving Biden a clear run at it.
So, there we have it. The future of the US.
Four more years of Trump (gawd ‘elp all of us), or four years of beige.
they’re fucked.
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:Rather that than the Red curse of socialised medicine.
It’s a bit too late already for that.
In related news, I see Sanders has pulled out. Leaving Biden a clear run at it.
So, there we have it. The future of the US.
Four more years of Trump (gawd ‘elp all of us), or four years of beige.
but they’re killing all their minorities right … ¿ so that would leave … Trump
Pub Closed? Buy a Pint now and CUB will double your purchase when the pub reopens.
Innovative.
Rule 303 said:
Pub Closed? Buy a Pint now and CUB will double your purchase when the pub reopens.Innovative.
When the pubs finally do re-open, they’re going to run out of beer.
Divine Angel said:
lol
Joe Biden Virus
Tau.Neutrino said:
Divine Angel said:
lol
if only they had travelled to CN, or KR, or … well, we’ll see in a few months
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
If you read the stats out of New York it reads like a Trump fantasy. Getting rid of the Blacks and Hispanics wholesake.
ref¿
I might have mentioned it earlier…. they’re fucked. According to the governor of the state, people are dying in their own homes, unable to afford medical treatment. They are not being picked up in the stats.
don’worry, they’re killin’ them Blacks and Hispanics now, but soon it’ll be something else, they’re their own best enemies,
—
Republican legislators in Kansas on Wednesday rescinded an order intended to slow the spread of the coronavirus by limiting the size of church services, even as the number of cases in that state continued to rise.
The senate president, Susan Wagle, a Republican, said most people were aware that the virus was highly contagious and wanted to limit its spread, “but don’t tell us we can’t practice our religious freedoms,” according to The Wichita Eagle.
—
maybe
SCIENCE said:
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:ref¿
I might have mentioned it earlier…. they’re fucked. According to the governor of the state, people are dying in their own homes, unable to afford medical treatment. They are not being picked up in the stats.
don’worry, they’re killin’ them Blacks and Hispanics now, but soon it’ll be something else, they’re their own best enemies,
—
Republican legislators in Kansas on Wednesday rescinded an order intended to slow the spread of the coronavirus by limiting the size of church services, even as the number of cases in that state continued to rise.
The senate president, Susan Wagle, a Republican, said most people were aware that the virus was highly contagious and wanted to limit its spread, “but don’t tell us we can’t practice our religious freedoms,” according to The Wichita Eagle.
—
maybe
Couldn’t happen to a more god fearing people, however we wont miss them.
If your partner was dying at home from COVID-19
Would you give mouth to mouth resuscitation?
I think I would.
mollwollfumble said:
If your partner was dying at home from COVID-19
Would you give mouth to mouth resuscitation?I think I would.
Why not buy a resuscitation machine?
mollwollfumble said:
If your partner was dying at home from COVID-19
Would you give mouth to mouth resuscitation?I think I would.
I know an in quiring mind is a good thing. However, I doubt that one could push enough air into someones lungs that contains oxygen by blowing in their mouth. This disease starves the blood of oxygen. CO2 ain’t going to cut the mustard.
mollwollfumble said:
If your partner was dying at home from COVID-19
Would you give mouth to mouth resuscitation?I think I would.
What good would that do as the lungs have stopped working, mouth to mouth resuscitation would only have a very short-term benefit if at all, unless a respirator was immediately available.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
If you read the stats out of New York it reads like a Trump fantasy. Getting rid of the Blacks and Hispanics wholesake.
ref¿
28% blacks from a 22% population. 34% hispanics from a 29% population.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Eye porn.
Tau.Neutrino said:
You have to laugh, else you’d cry.
Bubblecar said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
You have to laugh, else you’d cry.
The one pictured doesn’t seem to be laughing.
Divine Angel said:
shed del sol
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
shed del sol
fsm said:
Dear oh dear.
ChrispenEvan said:
A couple have been “lifting the spirits” of fellow villagers by dressing up in historical costumes for their daily exercise.
Izabela Pitcher said the outfits, normally used by re-enactors and museums, needed “airing” as many events have been cancelled.
Together with her husband Lucas, she dons the costumes and walks around their Buckinghamshire village.
She also hosts a quiz on social media, asking villagers to name the era.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52214966
sarahs mum said:
A couple have been “lifting the spirits” of fellow villagers by dressing up in historical costumes for their daily exercise.Izabela Pitcher said the outfits, normally used by re-enactors and museums, needed “airing” as many events have been cancelled.
Together with her husband Lucas, she dons the costumes and walks around their Buckinghamshire village.
She also hosts a quiz on social media, asking villagers to name the era.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52214966
:)
Nice stuff.
:)
dv said:
always liked eric morecombe.
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
always liked eric morecombe.
Just like that, just like that
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
always liked eric morecombe.
Wise.
dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
always liked eric morecombe.
Just like that, just like that
maybe we should just call him Bruce to avoid any confusion.
dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
always liked eric morecombe.
Just like that, just like that
Rule 303 said:
dog’s name is not Boris then hey
sarahs mum said:
A couple have been “lifting the spirits” of fellow villagers by dressing up in historical costumes for their daily exercise.Izabela Pitcher said the outfits, normally used by re-enactors and museums, needed “airing” as many events have been cancelled.
Together with her husband Lucas, she dons the costumes and walks around their Buckinghamshire village.
She also hosts a quiz on social media, asking villagers to name the era.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52214966
That’s a bit Midsomer…
SCIENCE said:
Rule 303 said:
dog’s name is not Boris then hey
I need another nickname.
More automotive antics in Queensland
Queensland Police have handed out more than $24 000 in coronavirus infringement notices overnight after stopping several vehicles allegedly doing burnouts at an industrial area south of Brisbane.
Officers were called to Josephine Street in Loganholme shortly before 11:00pm after reports of vehicles gathering in a vacant car park.
Police stopped 10 vehicles that had allegedly been performing burnouts and issued 18 notices for failing to comply with a COVID-19 direction.
It comes after 58 infringement notices were handed down at a similar gathering at nearby Rochedale on the weekend.
Each infringement is worth $1,334.
‘Ken eedjots.
My daughter’s boyfriend told me a truly dreadful joke.
I’ll post the set up and see whether you can guess the punchline.
How did Princess Leia get Covid-19?
dv said:
My daughter’s boyfriend told me a truly dreadful joke.I’ll post the set up and see whether you can guess the punchline.
How did Princess Leia get Covid-19?
Because she want5ed to get to the other side?
dv said:
My daughter’s boyfriend told me a truly dreadful joke.I’ll post the set up and see whether you can guess the punchline.
How did Princess Leia get Covid-19?
She didn’t wash her Hans Solo?
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
My daughter’s boyfriend told me a truly dreadful joke.I’ll post the set up and see whether you can guess the punchline.
How did Princess Leia get Covid-19?
Because she want5ed to get to the other side?
Sorry sorry, damn that is why not how.
Bugger.
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
My daughter’s boyfriend told me a truly dreadful joke.I’ll post the set up and see whether you can guess the punchline.
How did Princess Leia get Covid-19?
Because she want5ed to get to the other side?
Sorry sorry, damn that is why not how.
Bugger.
I mean you could rephrase it as “Why” without significant change to the joke.
Arts said:
lol
Arts said:
Umm…………..I’ve got an idea……………..can I phone a friend?
Well I’ll give you a bit longer to work it out.
dv said:
Well I’ll give you a bit longer to work it out.
Don’t keep us in suspense, please.
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:
Rule 303 said:
dog’s name is not Boris then hey
I need another nickname.
CovidEvan, has a nice ring of spikes to it
SCIENCE said:
Rule 303 said:
dog’s name is not Boris then hey
and isn’t that Great Scott on the left there ¿
Michael V said:
dv said:
Well I’ll give you a bit longer to work it out.
Don’t keep us in suspense, please.
I mean it’s pretty bad
Tau.Neutrino said:
Lol :)
Tau.Neutrino said:
I don’t get it
Tau.Neutrino said:
LOL.
While I love the joke, it is unfortunately so well crafted, that the Caps-lock brigade would likely take it completely seriously and share it lots with people of the same ilk..
dv said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
I don’t get it
‘Tis no joke. It’s the truth. A truth meme.
Michael V said:
dv said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
I don’t get it
‘Tis no joke. It’s the truth. A truth meme.
I think we just call that “news”
dv said:
Michael V said:
dv said:I don’t get it
‘Tis no joke. It’s the truth. A truth meme.
I think we just call that “news”
News truthful? Now there’s a joke!
captain_spalding said:
And he likes his Sriracha, too.
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
And he likes his Sriracha, too.
that shirt could get him killed
Rule 303 said:
That is funny.
Rule 303 said:
ROFL
Must be a tough time to be called Karen.
dv said:
Must be a tough time to be called Karen.
Not as tough as having to tolerate Karens.
Rule 303 said:
That’s a shame, you were going so well.
Rule 303 said:
Need a good mask for that.
Peak Warming Man said:
Rule 303 said:
That’s a shame, you were going so well.
+1
dv said:
Must be a tough time to be called Karen.
I know a Karen, haven’t seen her for years, she is that karen.
Rule 303 said:
LOLs
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Must be a tough time to be called Karen.
I know a Karen, haven’t seen her for years, she is that karen.
That (now shopped) image is just so scary.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Must be a tough time to be called Karen.
I know a Karen, haven’t seen her for years, she is that karen.
That (now shopped) image is just so scary.
Dunno. Firefox somehow blocks facebook images posted on these forums. Yesterday I saw broken images that I had to copy the address and oopen in a new page to see. Today after installing the new firefox, it looks like Boris has posted something in >font color=black<
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Must be a tough time to be called Karen.
I know a Karen, haven’t seen her for years, she is that karen.
That (now shopped) image is just so scary.
+ brazillion
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:I know a Karen, haven’t seen her for years, she is that karen.
That (now shopped) image is just so scary.
Dunno. Firefox somehow blocks facebook images posted on these forums. Yesterday I saw broken images that I had to copy the address and open in a new page to see. Today after installing the new firefox, it looks like Boris has posted something in >font color=black<
So now I have to quote the post and copy all that funny facebook text to go and open a new tab and paste.. nah just too much work. He has to learn to save the image and upload it here.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:I know a Karen, haven’t seen her for years, she is that karen.
That (now shopped) image is just so scary.
Dunno. Firefox somehow blocks facebook images posted on these forums. Yesterday I saw broken images that I had to copy the address and oopen in a new page to see. Today after installing the new firefox, it looks like Boris has posted something in >font color=black<
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:That (now shopped) image is just so scary.
Dunno. Firefox somehow blocks facebook images posted on these forums. Yesterday I saw broken images that I had to copy the address and open in a new page to see. Today after installing the new firefox, it looks like Boris has posted something in >font color=black<
So now I have to quote the post and copy all that funny facebook text to go and open a new tab and paste.. nah just too much work. He has to learn to save the image and upload it here.
maybe stop piss farting around with your browser settings so much and you wouldn’t have these problems. I ain’t changing.
ChrispenEvan said:
I ain’t changing.
sigh
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:I ain’t changing.
sigh
ChrispenEvan said:
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:I ain’t changing.
sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHIxigdlgQ
dv said:
Must be a tough time to be called Karen.
especially if you speak Sgaw, Pwo or Pa’o
Rule 303 said:
Love it.
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:Dunno. Firefox somehow blocks facebook images posted on these forums. Yesterday I saw broken images that I had to copy the address and open in a new page to see. Today after installing the new firefox, it looks like Boris has posted something in >font color=black<
So now I have to quote the post and copy all that funny facebook text to go and open a new tab and paste.. nah just too much work. He has to learn to save the image and upload it here.
maybe stop piss farting around with your browser settings so much and you wouldn’t have these problems. I ain’t changing.
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:So now I have to quote the post and copy all that funny facebook text to go and open a new tab and paste.. nah just too much work. He has to learn to save the image and upload it here.
maybe stop piss farting around with your browser settings so much and you wouldn’t have these problems. I ain’t changing.
Don’t care. It saves me bandwidth.
I have unlimited.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Must be a tough time to be called Karen.
I know a Karen, haven’t seen her for years, she is that karen.
That (now shopped) image is just so scary.
+1
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:maybe stop piss farting around with your browser settings so much and you wouldn’t have these problems. I ain’t changing.
Don’t care. It saves me bandwidth.I have unlimited.
Bullshit
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:maybe stop piss farting around with your browser settings so much and you wouldn’t have these problems. I ain’t changing.
Don’t care. It saves me bandwidth.I have unlimited.
Which means that you can afford to save images and upload them.
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:Dunno. Firefox somehow blocks facebook images posted on these forums. Yesterday I saw broken images that I had to copy the address and open in a new page to see. Today after installing the new firefox, it looks like Boris has posted something in >font color=black<
So now I have to quote the post and copy all that funny facebook text to go and open a new tab and paste.. nah just too much work. He has to learn to save the image and upload it here.
maybe stop piss farting around with your browser settings so much and you wouldn’t have these problems. I ain’t changing.
Firefox updated here this morning and as far as pictures in posts go, nothing has changed. They just come up.
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Don’t care. It saves me bandwidth.
I have unlimited.
Bullshit
OK, almost unlimited.
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Don’t care. It saves me bandwidth.
I have unlimited.
Bullshit
Does anyone else want me to show them how to make Boris’ images disappear?
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Don’t care. It saves me bandwidth.
I have unlimited.
Which means that you can afford to save images and upload them.
you still have to use data to look at them even if i posted it here.
ChrispenEvan said:
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:I have unlimited.
Bullshit
OK, almost unlimited.
What? I was just finishing your sentence.
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:I have unlimited.
Which means that you can afford to save images and upload them.
you still have to use data to look at them even if i posted it here.
Didn’t say that I have to read your posts if you are image binging.
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:
sibeen said:Bullshit
OK, almost unlimited.
What? I was just finishing your sentence.
Nicely done.
you two should just get a room and hug it out.
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:
sibeen said:Bullshit
OK, almost unlimited.
What? I was just finishing your sentence.
There is a full point after “unlimited”, ergo it is a finished sentence.
that image is 32.4 kb, wow, that is saving heaps.
Arts said:
you two should just get a room and hug it out.
Wish that was possible but we are talking abouta couple of state borders to cross on a limited number of roads. Maybe if we both live long enough.
Arts said:
you two should just get a room and hug it out.
what’s this? gang up on Boris Day?
ChrispenEvan said:
that image is 32.4 kb, wow, that is saving heaps.
As I said, who cares?
I am more interested in training you into putting the filters on your managing of using others memes to make your lame jokes.
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
you two should just get a room and hug it out.
what’s this? gang up on Boris Day?
never We love you man.
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
you two should just get a room and hug it out.
what’s this? gang up on Boris Day?
Shebs?
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
that image is 32.4 kb, wow, that is saving heaps.As I said, who cares?
I am more interested in training you into putting the filters on your managing of using others memes to make your lame jokes.
If i wanted crappy browsing experiences i might listen. but i don’t.
Arts said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
you two should just get a room and hug it out.
what’s this? gang up on Boris Day?
Shebs?
This is an issue that has nil to do with myself.
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
that image is 32.4 kb, wow, that is saving heaps.As I said, who cares?
I am more interested in training you into putting the filters on your managing of using others memes to make your lame jokes.
If i wanted crappy browsing experiences i might listen. but i don’t.
each to their own crap. My browsing is very limited to exactly what I want to look at.
Arts said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
you two should just get a room and hug it out.
what’s this? gang up on Boris Day?
Shebs?
looks at calendar
Yep, checks out.
sibeen said:
Arts said:
ChrispenEvan said:what’s this? gang up on Boris Day?
Shebs?
looks at calendar
Yep, checks out.
confirmed..
Arts said:
sibeen said:
Arts said:Shebs?
looks at calendar
Yep, checks out.
confirmed..
Had a look at the webpage of the “institute of naff ideas for naming days” and that wasn’t on it.
dv said:
:)
dv said:
Ha!
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
:)
Like i said the other day, it sounds like Huguenot thing all over again, and that got quite messy last time around.
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
:)
Like i said the other day, it sounds like Huguenot thing all over again, and that got quite messy last time around.
I don’t think they’re allowed to murder the neighbours and set their houses on fire any more. They passed a law.
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said::)
Like i said the other day, it sounds like Huguenot thing all over again, and that got quite messy last time around.
I don’t think they’re allowed to murder the neighbours and set their houses on fire any more. They passed a law.
Are we allowed to murder Cardinals who have sinned?
Tau.Neutrino said:
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:Like i said the other day, it sounds like Huguenot thing all over again, and that got quite messy last time around.
I don’t think they’re allowed to murder the neighbours and set their houses on fire any more. They passed a law.
Are we allowed to murder Cardinals who have sinned?
Tamb said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
party_pants said:I don’t think they’re allowed to murder the neighbours and set their houses on fire any more. They passed a law.
Are we allowed to murder Cardinals who have sinned?
Only if we are King Henry II
ok.
:)
Tau.Neutrino said:
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:Like i said the other day, it sounds like Huguenot thing all over again, and that got quite messy last time around.
I don’t think they’re allowed to murder the neighbours and set their houses on fire any more. They passed a law.
Are we allowed to murder …?
no
Arts said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
party_pants said:I don’t think they’re allowed to murder the neighbours and set their houses on fire any more. They passed a law.
Are we allowed to murder …?
no
damn religion guiding our laws!!!
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Are we allowed to murder …?
no
damn religion guiding our laws!!!
well, I suppose the legalities only come into it if you get caught…
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Are we allowed to murder …?
no
damn religion guiding our laws!!!
yeah imagine if drones killed the Soleimani fella, people don’t kill people, drones do
Rule 303 said:
All of the above.
Divine Angel said:
Rule 303 said:
All of the above.
peers over glasses
C?
sibeen said:
Divine Angel said:
Rule 303 said:
All of the above.
peers over glasses
C?
Anything’s possible in this strange new world.
Divine Angel said:
Rule 303 said:
All of the above.
Yeah, ‘summer ready’.
After what we’ve had so far this year
During my walk this evening, I came across a young woman telling an older lady that coronavirus is so bad in Europe because of the weather over there.
Divine Angel said:
During my walk this evening, I came across a young woman telling an older lady that coronavirus is so bad in Europe because of the weather over there.
sigh
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
During my walk this evening, I came across a young woman telling an older lady that coronavirus is so bad in Europe because of the weather over there.
sigh
I assume that it was only the social distancing rules that prevented you from giving the young lady a swift kick up the arse?
Rule 303 said:
Can people tick a few of those outcomes?
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
During my walk this evening, I came across a young woman telling an older lady that coronavirus is so bad in Europe because of the weather over there.
sigh
I assume that it was only the social distancing rules that prevented you from giving the young lady a swift kick up the arse?
I am not yet an internet infections expert but weather and season influences influenza,
Divine Angel said:
During my walk this evening, I came across a young woman telling an older lady that coronavirus is so bad in Europe because of the weather over there.
It could be. Coronavirus likes cold weather, and it’s deadliest in Europe where it is cold.
I’ve now found a practical use for a coronavirus mask. Saving me lots of money.
I’m using it to stop cement dust while bricklaying.
AwesomeO said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:sigh
I assume that it was only the social distancing rules that prevented you from giving the young lady a swift kick up the arse?
I am not yet an internet infections expert but weather and season influences influenza,
It doesn’t help a bit if it’s cold and wet, as it lowers resistance.
But, the measures employed now would be effective against all colds and flus.
It just that, with this one being more lethal than usual, they’re being emphasised quite strongly.
AwesomeO said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:sigh
I assume that it was only the social distancing rules that prevented you from giving the young lady a swift kick up the arse?
I am not yet an internet infections expert but weather and season influences influenza,
I too am yet to be convinced that weather (and daylight time) has nothing to do with it.
captain_spalding said:
AwesomeO said:
captain_spalding said:I assume that it was only the social distancing rules that prevented you from giving the young lady a swift kick up the arse?
I am not yet an internet infections expert but weather and season influences influenza,
It doesn’t help a bit if it’s cold and wet, as it lowers resistance.
But, the measures employed now would be effective against all colds and flus.
It just that, with this one being more lethal than usual, they’re being emphasised quite strongly.
The tone of the message was the young lady was a thicko and to point and laugh at the stupidity.
AwesomeO said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:sigh
I assume that it was only the social distancing rules that prevented you from giving the young lady a swift kick up the arse?
I am not yet an internet infections expert but weather and season influences influenza,
Thing is we don’t know yet – in part because it hasn’t been through even one summer. There’s a very slight hint that hotter and more humid weather may inhibit it a bit, but the data is quite patchy.
The other thing about that (ill-informed) comment is that the person being told that may then assume that if they get it, it’ll only be mild, and so not concern themselves so much about social distancing and thorough hygiene.
That is dangerous.
Divine Angel said:
During my walk this evening, I came across a young woman telling an older lady that coronavirus is so bad in Europe because of the weather over there.
Not totally without validity. The cooler conditions will permit the virus to live longer outside the body, so more chances to spread, plus the usual winter illnesses will weaken the immune system and make the viral infection more severe.
PermeateFree said:
Divine Angel said:
During my walk this evening, I came across a young woman telling an older lady that coronavirus is so bad in Europe because of the weather over there.
Not totally without validity. The cooler conditions will permit the virus to live longer outside the body, so more chances to spread, plus the usual winter illnesses will weaken the immune system and make the viral infection more severe.
When you consider permafrost viruses reactivate , not saying this virus is from the permafrost but the freeze could put the virus into a zombie cocoon like state.
‘‘My Grandfather turned 101 today. My family arranged for a calvary of cars to wish him Happy Birthday from afar. Happy Birthday, Grandpa. ‘’
https://imgur.com/gallery/I2q2oZp
Well, it is Easter.
FTR I took the comment to be misleading. A combination of flu season + COVID = bad, but also some European countries failed to make proper restrictions early enough.
Divine Angel said:
Certainly smarter than some people we could name.
Divine Angel said:
Or they all correlate to some other cause, like population distribution.
monkey skipper said:
PermeateFree said:
Divine Angel said:
During my walk this evening, I came across a young woman telling an older lady that coronavirus is so bad in Europe because of the weather over there.
Not totally without validity. The cooler conditions will permit the virus to live longer outside the body, so more chances to spread, plus the usual winter illnesses will weaken the immune system and make the viral infection more severe.
When you consider permafrost viruses reactivate , not saying this virus is from the permafrost but the freeze could put the virus into a zombie cocoon like state.
That’s how they keep viruses for further study.
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
AwesomeO said:
captain_spalding said:I assume that it was only the social distancing rules that prevented you from giving the young lady a swift kick up the arse?
I am not yet an internet infections expert but weather and season influences influenza,
I too am yet to be convinced that weather (and daylight time) has nothing to do with it.
The reason might be sociological, rather than biological: People spend more time inside together in cold weather.
sarahs mum said:
LOL
Peak Warming Man said:
sarahs mum said:
LOL
+1
sibeen said:
Peak Warming Man said:
sarahs mum said:
LOL
+1
Yes, quite inspired.
sarahs mum said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
I like that one, quite good ;)
captain_spalding said:
And, as far as fires go, it was beautiful … it was the best fire…
furious said:
captain_spalding said:
And, as far as fires go, it was beautiful … it was the best fire…
What are the odds of Trump getting Covid19?
captain_spalding said:
That one is too close to the truth to be funny
:\
Tau.Neutrino said:
furious said:
captain_spalding said:
And, as far as fires go, it was beautiful … it was the best fire…
What are the odds of Trump getting Covid19?
managed to dodge the draft, reckon he’ll catch this ¿
Tau.Neutrino said:
furious said:
captain_spalding said:
And, as far as fires go, it was beautiful … it was the best fire…
What are the odds of Trump getting Covid19?
Probably not as good as we might hope.
Woodie said:
Are you also making your poodle look like, I don’t know, a mountain lion?
furious said:
Woodie said:
Are you also making your poodle look like, I don’t know, a mountain lion?
I don’t have a poodle. :(
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
furious said:And, as far as fires go, it was beautiful … it was the best fire…
What are the odds of Trump getting Covid19?
managed to dodge the draft, reckon he’ll catch this ¿
Bone spurs won’t help him now.
Neophyte said:
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:What are the odds of Trump getting Covid19?
managed to dodge the draft, reckon he’ll catch this ¿
Bone spurs won’t help him now.
https://www.nature.com/articles/how_bone_spurs_may_ward-off_COVID-19/science/LOL/
ChrispenEvan said:
Neophyte said:
SCIENCE said:managed to dodge the draft, reckon he’ll catch this ¿
Bone spurs won’t help him now.
https://www.nature.com/articles/how_bone_spurs_may_ward-off_COVID-19/science/LOL/
I had a bone spur last year. The attentive amoungst you may remember me mentioning it. I was very brave.
ChrispenEvan said:
Neophyte said:
SCIENCE said:managed to dodge the draft, reckon he’ll catch this ¿
Bone spurs won’t help him now.
https://www.nature.com/articles/how_bone_spurs_may_ward-off_COVID-19/science/LOL/
Hardy ha ha ha.🤪😵🥴🤡
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Neophyte said:Bone spurs won’t help him now.
https://www.nature.com/articles/how_bone_spurs_may_ward-off_COVID-19/science/LOL/
I had a bone spur last year. The attentive amoungst you may remember me mentioning it. I was very brave.
i remember.
sibeen said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Neophyte said:Bone spurs won’t help him now.
https://www.nature.com/articles/how_bone_spurs_may_ward-off_COVID-19/science/LOL/
I had a bone spur last year. The attentive amoungst you may remember me mentioning it. I was very brave.
I discovered I have bone spurs on one side of my thoraxic vertebrae just the other day, by reading a CT scan report from six months ago. My GP hasn’t mentioned it. I suspect the decades of coughs-colds-and-sore-holes GP grind means doesn’t bother to bring his head to work too often.
From my readings since, it would appear that if they don’t pinch any nerves or significantly change the shape of the spine, they’re going to reduce the range of movement in the joints, but are also having a protective effect, preventing the compression & degeneration of the inter-vertebral disks.
So there’s that….
Okay, the punchline was:
She went to woo Han
dv said:
Okay, the punchline was:She went to woo Han
dv said:
Okay, the punchline was:She went to woo Han
excellent.
dv said:
Okay, the punchline was:She went to woo Han
Q. Why was Leia disappointed in China?
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Okay, the punchline was:She went to woo Han
excellent.
Not bad.
I thought the not washing her Hans one was pretty good too.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Okay, the punchline was:She went to woo Han
excellent.
Not bad.
I thought the not washing her Hans one was pretty good too.
Wait, what?
Rule 303 said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:excellent.
Not bad.
I thought the not washing her Hans one was pretty good too.
Wait, what?
What what?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Rule 303 said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Not bad.
I thought the not washing her Hans one was pretty good too.
Wait, what?
What what?
why what what?
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Rule 303 said:Wait, what?
What what?
why what what?
Who, when or whow why what what?
another good thing about the lockdown in the US is that school shootings are down.
ChrispenEvan said:
another good thing about the lockdown in the US is that school shootings are down.
and home shootings?
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
another good thing about the lockdown in the US is that school shootings are down.
and home shootings?
I’m thinking of the children.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
another good thing about the lockdown in the US is that school shootings are down.
and home shootings?
multiplier is lower
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Okay, the punchline was:She went to woo Han
excellent.
Not bad.
I thought the not washing her Hans one was pretty good too.
I thought it was dreadful and the wedding is off
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:excellent.
Not bad.
I thought the not washing her Hans one was pretty good too.
I thought it was dreadful and the wedding is off
So you’re going Solo?
ChrispenEvan said:
LOLs
Woodie said:
:)
Michael V said:
Woodie said:
:)
I thought the previous one was a bit unkind towards poor old Van, but found this one quite funny.
No doubt there are some who would say I have my priorities wrong :)
