Highly accurate video of Trump denying responsibility for… everything.
Rule 303 said:
Highly accurate video of Trump denying responsibility for… everything.
OMG! OMG! I’M SO Stealing That! :-D
Rule 303 said:
Highly accurate video of Trump denying responsibility for… everything.
That kid is a genius.
To do such an accurate impersonation of Trump at that age is just amazing.
dv said:
Gives off?
dv said:
KOTH FTW.
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
Gives off?
I’ll shall pass your corrections on to El Memador.
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
Gives off?
I’ll shall pass your corrections on to El Memador.
I shouldn’t be so picky with an English as a second language meme?
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
sarahs mum said:Gives off?
I’ll shall pass your corrections on to El Memador.
I shouldn’t be so picky with an English as a second language meme?
You should absolutely be picky. Pedantry is always best, and correcting people is always a kindness.
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:I’ll shall pass your corrections on to El Memador.
I shouldn’t be so picky with an English as a second language meme?
You should absolutely be picky. Pedantry is always best, and correcting people is always a kindness.
but gives of is in fact a valid construction, conferatur Stroke Off Genius
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
sarahs mum said:I shouldn’t be so picky with an English as a second language meme?
You should absolutely be picky. Pedantry is always best, and correcting people is always a kindness.
but gives of is in fact a valid construction, conferatur Stroke Off Genius
Also, “I’ll shall”?¿?
is that where it’s at fk
SCIENCE said:
is that where it’s at fk
It’s satire, but you’d be excused for thinking it’s real.
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:
is that where it’s at fk
It’s satire, but you’d be excused for thinking it’s real.
well we’ve read some of their other articles recently and we certainly would make that excuse, next to impossible to tell
dv said:
Kill stupid people as well, kill any Nazis, any KKK members and any far rights loonies.
I have more on the list if you ran out of people to kill.
captain_spalding said:
And on top of that it seems some people can get re-infected, and become ill again. So “herd immunity” may never happen…
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
And on top of that it seems some people can get re-infected, and become ill again. So “herd immunity” may never happen…
That latter part doesn’t sound good. This could stay with us like AIDS.
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
And on top of that it seems some people can get re-infected, and become ill again. So “herd immunity” may never happen…
roughbarked said:
Oh, I like it. I like it very much.
dv said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
mollwollfumble said:
roughbarked said:
Oh, I like it. I like it very much.
Talking of the Daily Mail, their song recently passed its 10th anniversary, and I just happened to listen this morning:
Still as accurate as ever it seems.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Talking of the Daily Mail, their song recently passed its 10th anniversary, and I just happened to listen this morning:Still as accurate as ever it seems.
I wouldn’t listen to that if it was the only song in auslan and I was deaf.
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Talking of the Daily Mail, their song recently passed its 10th anniversary, and I just happened to listen this morning:Still as accurate as ever it seems.
I wouldn’t listen to that if it was the only song in auslan and I was deaf.
Why not?
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Talking of the Daily Mail, their song recently passed its 10th anniversary, and I just happened to listen this morning:Still as accurate as ever it seems.
I wouldn’t listen to that if it was the only song in auslan and I was deaf.
I would rather
eat Quavers that are six week’s stale,
blow dry the hair of Gareth Bale,
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,
than read one page of the Daily Mail.
If I were bored
in a waiting room in Perivale,
on a twelve hour trip on British rail
or a world circumnavigational sail,
I would not read the Daily Mail.
I would happily read
the complete works of Peter Mayle,
the autobiography of Dan Quayle,
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
but I couldn’t ever read the Daily Mail.
Far better to
stand outside in a storm of hail,
be blown out to sea in a powerful gale
then swallowed by a humpback whale
than have to read the Daily Mail.
Even if
I were blind
and it was the only thing
in Braille,
I still would not read
the Daily Mail.
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Talking of the Daily Mail, their song recently passed its 10th anniversary, and I just happened to listen this morning:Still as accurate as ever it seems.
I wouldn’t listen to that if it was the only song in auslan and I was deaf.
I would rather
eat Quavers that are six week’s stale,
blow dry the hair of Gareth Bale,
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,
than read one page of the Daily Mail.If I were bored
in a waiting room in Perivale,
on a twelve hour trip on British rail
or a world circumnavigational sail,
I would not read the Daily Mail.I would happily read
the complete works of Peter Mayle,
the autobiography of Dan Quayle,
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
but I couldn’t ever read the Daily Mail.Far better to
stand outside in a storm of hail,
be blown out to sea in a powerful gale
then swallowed by a humpback whale
than have to read the Daily Mail.Even if
I were blind
and it was the only thing
in Braille,
I still would not read
the Daily Mail.
Ah, I see I missed a little cultural ref once again.
I might go and look up Jimmy Nail.
(but you know The Daily Mail Song is not actually complimentary about the Daily Mail, right?)
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:I wouldn’t listen to that if it was the only song in auslan and I was deaf.
I would rather
eat Quavers that are six week’s stale,
blow dry the hair of Gareth Bale,
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,
than read one page of the Daily Mail.If I were bored
in a waiting room in Perivale,
on a twelve hour trip on British rail
or a world circumnavigational sail,
I would not read the Daily Mail.I would happily read
the complete works of Peter Mayle,
the autobiography of Dan Quayle,
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
but I couldn’t ever read the Daily Mail.Far better to
stand outside in a storm of hail,
be blown out to sea in a powerful gale
then swallowed by a humpback whale
than have to read the Daily Mail.Even if
I were blind
and it was the only thing
in Braille,
I still would not read
the Daily Mail.
Ah, I see I missed a little cultural ref once again.
I might go and look up Jimmy Nail.
(but you know The Daily Mail Song is not actually complimentary about the Daily Mail, right?)
yes, i was just using a rehashed line from the pome.
I like this Indian social distancing stick.
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:I would rather
eat Quavers that are six week’s stale,
blow dry the hair of Gareth Bale,
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,
than read one page of the Daily Mail.If I were bored
in a waiting room in Perivale,
on a twelve hour trip on British rail
or a world circumnavigational sail,
I would not read the Daily Mail.I would happily read
the complete works of Peter Mayle,
the autobiography of Dan Quayle,
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
but I couldn’t ever read the Daily Mail.Far better to
stand outside in a storm of hail,
be blown out to sea in a powerful gale
then swallowed by a humpback whale
than have to read the Daily Mail.Even if
I were blind
and it was the only thing
in Braille,
I still would not read
the Daily Mail.
Ah, I see I missed a little cultural ref once again.
I might go and look up Jimmy Nail.
(but you know The Daily Mail Song is not actually complimentary about the Daily Mail, right?)
yes, i was just using a rehashed line from the pome.
That’s alright then :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
(but you know The Daily Mail Song is not actually complimentary about the Daily Mail, right?)
Not even the free give-aways from the DM are complimentary.
captain_spalding said:
:)
Just a reminder of the sort of shit they’re pushing uphill against in the US:
Rule 303 said:
Just a reminder of the sort of shit they’re pushing uphill against in the US:
Yuck.
Rule 303 said:
Just a reminder of the sort of shit they’re pushing uphill against in the US:
Some people just deserve punching.
sibeen said:
Rule 303 said:
Just a reminder of the sort of shit they’re pushing uphill against in the US:
Some people just deserve punching.
Castration at the very least.
Rule 303 said:
Just a reminder of the sort of shit they’re pushing uphill against in the US:
There is no theology yet that covers the real world in any completely coherent way. Sticking strictly to the theology always ends up with taking absurd positions in some circumstances.
Rule 303 said:
ha!
Rule 303 said:
harsh, but funny… and IME very accurate.
party_pants said:
Rule 303 said:
harsh, but funny… and IME very accurate.
Ya. I’ve played in bands doing 100% originals and it don’t come easy.. you know
Ian said:
party_pants said:
Rule 303 said:
harsh, but funny… and IME very accurate.
Ya. I’ve played in bands doing 100% originals and it don’t come easy.. you know
It’s a long way to the shop etc.
Writing good songs is a very rare talent. not everyone can do it. Just like not everyone can paint a good Mona Lisa.
party_pants said:
Ian said:
party_pants said:harsh, but funny… and IME very accurate.
Ya. I’ve played in bands doing 100% originals and it don’t come easy.. you know
It’s a long way to the shop etc.
Writing good songs is a very rare talent. not everyone can do it. Just like not everyone can paint a good Mona Lisa.
I don’t agree fully…
Part of the problem in performing original songs is the audience feedback. You can be a mediocre band doing covers and the audience will love it because of familiarity and their own attachment to the songs. Being a brilliant band doing originals takes some time for the audience to warm to the song.. great songs are all around us, IMO, but exposure and audience attachment is tough. Even on the radio there have been times where I haven’t really liked a song until the third or fourth listen.. and conversely liked songs for a while then got sick of them..
Arts said:
party_pants said:
Ian said:Ya. I’ve played in bands doing 100% originals and it don’t come easy.. you know
It’s a long way to the shop etc.
Writing good songs is a very rare talent. not everyone can do it. Just like not everyone can paint a good Mona Lisa.
I don’t agree fully…
Part of the problem in performing original songs is the audience feedback. You can be a mediocre band doing covers and the audience will love it because of familiarity and their own attachment to the songs. Being a brilliant band doing originals takes some time for the audience to warm to the song.. great songs are all around us, IMO, but exposure and audience attachment is tough. Even on the radio there have been times where I haven’t really liked a song until the third or fourth listen.. and conversely liked songs for a while then got sick of them..
Yeah. I suggested to the last band that we do a sprinkling of covers but I was outvoted.
surely all famous bands were once not famous and also wrote their own songs?
ChrispenEvan said:
surely all famous bands were once not famous and also wrote their own songs?
I mean, it’s clearly not impossible.. but I suspect that many bands who came up through the pub scene also did covers at first to establish a following.
Arts said:
party_pants said:
Ian said:Ya. I’ve played in bands doing 100% originals and it don’t come easy.. you know
It’s a long way to the shop etc.
Writing good songs is a very rare talent. not everyone can do it. Just like not everyone can paint a good Mona Lisa.
I don’t agree fully…
Part of the problem in performing original songs is the audience feedback. You can be a mediocre band doing covers and the audience will love it because of familiarity and their own attachment to the songs. Being a brilliant band doing originals takes some time for the audience to warm to the song.. great songs are all around us, IMO, but exposure and audience attachment is tough. Even on the radio there have been times where I haven’t really liked a song until the third or fourth listen.. and conversely liked songs for a while then got sick of them..
My old housemate used to play in a band, I’ve been to a lot of pub gigs that had 3 or 4 local bands on in short sets. For some of them even their covers were dire. they had to be good-ish even to get the audience participation in the covers.
party_pants said:
Arts said:
party_pants said:It’s a long way to the shop etc.
Writing good songs is a very rare talent. not everyone can do it. Just like not everyone can paint a good Mona Lisa.
I don’t agree fully…
Part of the problem in performing original songs is the audience feedback. You can be a mediocre band doing covers and the audience will love it because of familiarity and their own attachment to the songs. Being a brilliant band doing originals takes some time for the audience to warm to the song.. great songs are all around us, IMO, but exposure and audience attachment is tough. Even on the radio there have been times where I haven’t really liked a song until the third or fourth listen.. and conversely liked songs for a while then got sick of them..My old housemate used to play in a band, I’ve been to a lot of pub gigs that had 3 or 4 local bands on in short sets. For some of them even their covers were dire. they had to be good-ish even to get the audience participation in the covers.
Was just up at the supermarket and on the drive home some Oz band was doing a cover of “So Long Marianne” on the wireless. It hurt my ears.
sibeen said:
party_pants said:
Arts said:I don’t agree fully…
Part of the problem in performing original songs is the audience feedback. You can be a mediocre band doing covers and the audience will love it because of familiarity and their own attachment to the songs. Being a brilliant band doing originals takes some time for the audience to warm to the song.. great songs are all around us, IMO, but exposure and audience attachment is tough. Even on the radio there have been times where I haven’t really liked a song until the third or fourth listen.. and conversely liked songs for a while then got sick of them..My old housemate used to play in a band, I’ve been to a lot of pub gigs that had 3 or 4 local bands on in short sets. For some of them even their covers were dire. they had to be good-ish even to get the audience participation in the covers.
Was just up at the supermarket and on the drive home some Oz band was doing a cover of “So Long Marianne” on the wireless. It hurt my ears.
I send thoughts and prayers for your speedy recivery.
party_pants said:
sibeen said:
party_pants said:My old housemate used to play in a band, I’ve been to a lot of pub gigs that had 3 or 4 local bands on in short sets. For some of them even their covers were dire. they had to be good-ish even to get the audience participation in the covers.
Was just up at the supermarket and on the drive home some Oz band was doing a cover of “So Long Marianne” on the wireless. It hurt my ears.
I send thoughts and prayers for your speedy recivery.
Some A grade memes here
Arts said:
ChrispenEvan said:
surely all famous bands were once not famous and also wrote their own songs?
I mean, it’s clearly not impossible.. but I suspect that many bands who came up through the pub scene also did covers at first to establish a following.
The expectation to compose, arrange, play, perform, and record original material is a very recent and very narrow thing, if we look at the human production of music. 99% of all the music ever made has been split between the multiple roles. I blame the Beatles for this white guy expectation to deliver original, material.
Rule 303 said:
Arts said:
ChrispenEvan said:
surely all famous bands were once not famous and also wrote their own songs?
I mean, it’s clearly not impossible.. but I suspect that many bands who came up through the pub scene also did covers at first to establish a following.
The expectation to compose, arrange, play, perform, and record original material is a very recent and very narrow thing, if we look at the human production of music. 99% of all the music ever made has been split between the multiple roles. I blame the Beatles for this white guy expectation to deliver original, material.
I mean there are bands that never wrote a song ever.
sibeen said:
captain_spalding said:
:)
OMG Yes.
dv said:
Rule 303 said:
Arts said:I mean, it’s clearly not impossible.. but I suspect that many bands who came up through the pub scene also did covers at first to establish a following.
The expectation to compose, arrange, play, perform, and record original material is a very recent and very narrow thing, if we look at the human production of music. 99% of all the music ever made has been split between the multiple roles. I blame the Beatles for this white guy expectation to deliver original, material.
I mean there are bands that never wrote a song ever.
It’s only the recent whiteboy English language rock that’s even ‘meant’ to be written by the performers.
The other (hundreds of) musical traditions over the (thousands of) years have all been prescribed by ritual, tradition, or dance.
Witty Rejoinder said:
:)
“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan
He sounded most forlorn
Outside the ASX, while trade began,
One chilly Monday morn.
The investors stood around about,
Coat-collars to the ears,
And talked of shares and interest rates
As they had done for years.
“It’s lookin’ crook,” said Daniel Croke;
“Bedad, it’s cruke, me lad
For never since the GFC
Had investing been so bad.”
“It’s bad, all right,” said young Whitehead
With timing so sublime
As everyone in chorus said
“It’s different this time.”
And so around the chorus ran
“The market’s stuffed, no doubt.”
“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
“Before the year is out.
“The shares have crashed; ye’ll have your work
To save your hard-earned cash;
From here way out to Back-o’-Bourke
They’re talkin’ ‘bout the crash.
“They’re cryin’ for rate cuts,” he said,
“They’ve gone and lost their nerve.”
The investors scratched their heads,
And awaited the Reserve.
“There won’t be growth, in any case,
Not a dollar to be made;
The market’s rigged – a gambler’s place
What is a guy to trade?”
“If shares don’t spike this month,” said Dan,
And cleared his throat to speak –
“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
“If rates don’t fall this week.”
A heavy silence seemed to spread
O’er all – it was a sign
As everyone in chorus said
“It’s different this time”.
“We want a small rate cut, we do,”
O’Neil observed at last;
But Croke “maintained” we wanted two
To put the danger past.
“If we don’t get 0.5 per cent, man,
Or more to break this drought,
We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
“Before the year is out.”
In Glenn’s good time down came the rates;
And all the afternoon
In boardrooms of investment banks in town
They sang a happy tune.
And speculation continued still,
And lightsome, gladsome elves
On dripping spout and window-sill
Kept talking to themselves.
‘Twas exuberance all day long,
A-singing at its work,
Till every cabbie took up the song
Way out to Back-o’-Bourke.
And sure as sure wages ran,
Then inflation overtop;
“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
“If these rate cuts don’t stop.”
And stop they did, in Glenn’s good time:
And spring came in to fold
A mantle o’er the hills sublime
Fortunes made in gold.
And days went by as good times rolled,
With drinking from the cup,
As shares and bonds and bars of gold,
They went nowhere but up.
And, oh, the smiles on every face,
As happy guy and girl
Winning the share market race
Jumped online to buy and sell.
While round the bar well dressed and fed
They drank the finest wine,
As everyone in chorus said
“It’s different this time”.
“There’ll be a crash for sure, me man,
There will, without a doubt;
We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
“Before the year is out.”
By Scott Phillips, June 28, 2013, SMH
Rule 303 said:
By Scott Phillips, June 28, 2013, SMH
Well I expect Mr Phillips is feeling very smug pleased with himself about that one now.
Divine Angel said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
LOL :)
Divine Angel said:
LOLOL
Arts said:
bobs looking good for a dead person.
Arts said:
giggle
Woodie said:
Ha!
DISTRACTION! – A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d02A9nmJxcM
sarahs mum said:
DISTRACTION! – A Randy Rainbow Song Parodyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d02A9nmJxcM
watched that, quite good
transition said:
sarahs mum said:
DISTRACTION! – A Randy Rainbow Song Parodyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d02A9nmJxcM
watched that, quite good
ChrispenEvan said:
LOLOOLOL
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
LOLOOLOL
cunt can’t even close an umbrella
dv said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
LOLOOLOL
cunt can’t even close an umbrella
But can hold an umbrella over himself while others get wet around him…
ChrispenEvan said:
Heh.
Rule 303 said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
>snorts<
I am alive
Ogmog said:
Rule 303 said:
Highly accurate video of Trump denying responsibility for… everything.OMG! OMG! I’M SO Stealing That! :-D
I am alive
Not dead
AwesomeO said:
Not dead
You are still with us?
Rule 303 said:
Lost Boys did it first, take that vampires
Cymek said:
Rule 303 said:
Lost Boys did it first, take that vampires
For extra effect the water gun should be in the form of a crossbow…
Naked well-endowed black man strikes again:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8342167/Awkward-moment-Channel-Nine-broadcasts-x-rated-photo.html
sarahs mum said:
LOL
Speedy said:
Go to Bunnings
Go directly to Bunnings
Do not pass GO
Do not collect $200
Rule 303 said:
And remember not to vote
mollwollfumble said:
Covid-19 must be very religious in the USA …
… because always the fewest people die on Sunday.
Not many on Saturday or Monday either.
Divine Angel said:
Imagine Back In The Variolation Days When You Had To Snort A Whole Tome
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
Imagine Back In The Variolation Days When You Had To Snort A Whole Tome
subject vaccines, for this type of virus, which to date far as i’m aware has never been done successfully, wouldn’t it take tens of thousands (perhaps hundreds of thousands) of people taking it, and data back over many years, to know of its effectiveness, and by effectiveness I mean data from testing for possible adverse effects as well
Rule 303 said:
:)
Rule 303 said:
ROFL
Was that sponsored by the tyre industry?
Rule 303 said:
:) That’ll stop the tracking for sure.
sarahs mum said:
This warning brought to you by your State RAC.
Tamb said:
sarahs mum said:
This warning brought to you by your State RAC.
it’s not a bad idea — the True Believers are also the ones who know it’s safe to go out and protest for Freedom From Having To Watch Prime Time Television and go and infect everyone else — so why not
An oldie but a goodie. Hale and Pace bar fight sketch repurposed as a Covid funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6hThnWoHQ
party_pants said:
An oldie but a goodie. Hale and Pace bar fight sketch repurposed as a Covid funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m6hThnWoHQ
I tell ya, the other day this bloke came up to me……………….
The Tale of Dominic Cummings
Pie is let out of lockdown to do a report about the Dominic Cummings debacle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDnGQemzf2s
sarahs mum said:
The Tale of Dominic Cummings
Pie is let out of lockdown to do a report about the Dominic Cummings debacle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDnGQemzf2s
I do mean that I care but at the same time, If I spill petrol it is my inflammatory and I will be very interested in that but if some other arse does it, why is of importance to me?
Rule 303 said:
:)
You would think that there would be someone with a bit of imagination showing Stevie Wonder driving to a castle.
Peak Warming Man said:
You would think that there would be someone with a bit of imagination showing Stevie Wonder driving to a castle.
Didn’t stevie wonder drive George harrison’s car or some such?
sarahs mum said:
Peak Warming Man said:
You would think that there would be someone with a bit of imagination showing Stevie Wonder driving to a castle.
Didn’t stevie wonder drive George harrison’s car or some such?
I saw him in a supermarket one time. He was knocking stuff off the shelves with his cane. I asked him if he needed a hand. he said he was just looking.
sarahs mum said:
Peak Warming Man said:
You would think that there would be someone with a bit of imagination showing Stevie Wonder driving to a castle.
Didn’t stevie wonder drive George harrison’s car or some such?
Na..I was thinking about elton john and the snowmobile.
https://www.msn.com/en-sg/entertainment/celebrity/elton-john-let-stevie-wonder-drive-his-snowmobile/ar-AAIRVtQ
Seems strangely appropriate:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Seems strangely appropriate:
Rather depressing.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Seems strangely appropriate:
watched that few times previous, fan of George, though just occasionally he did something really wrong, based on one rant he’d probably trivialize covid-19, and the cynicism causes me fatigue after a while
transition said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Seems strangely appropriate:watched that few times previous, fan of George, though just occasionally he did get something really wrong, based on one rant he’d probably trivialize covid-19, and the cynicism causes me fatigue after a while
get
fixed
transition said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Seems strangely appropriate:watched that few times previous, fan of George, though just occasionally he did something really wrong, based on one rant he’d probably trivialize covid-19, and the cynicism causes me fatigue after a while
Better go and listen to some Bert Jansch covers then :)
https://youtu.be/YLuZjpxmsZQ?t=50
he’s was good, got a chuckle from me then, again
