Date: 3/07/2020 10:31:54
From: Woodie
ID: 1582974
Subject: Friday Funnies
What ever happend to Friday Funnies?
Date: 3/07/2020 11:34:03
From: Rule 303
ID: 1583029
Subject: re: Friday Funnies
What ever happend to Friday Funnies?
Woodie said:
What ever happend to Friday Funnies?
Boris.
They went of their own accord.
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “That would be my wife.”
Bubblecar said:
They went of their own accord.
We used up all the dad jokes
That Jesus was definitely melanin deficient.
Twang-head mate used to send me these..
Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and a harmonica player?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What do you call a harmonica player who doesn’t step all over the singer’s lines?
A: Deceased.
Q: Which is better: electric guitar or harmonica?
A: Electric guitar. You can’t beat a harmonica player to death with a harmonica.
Q: How many harmonic players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don’t worry about the changes man, just blow!
Q. What do the best harmonica players have in common?
A. They all suck.
Q: If you threw a guitar player and a harmonica player off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
A: The guitar player. The harp player would have to stop halfway down to ask what key they’re in.
Q: Why do dogs howl when harmonica players play?
A: They’re trying to tell them how the song goes.
Q: What do you call a harmonica player in a brand new suit?
A: Dearly departed.
Q. Why were vintage guitar amplifiers invented?
A. So the harp player would have a place to put his beer.
These two harmonica players walk past a bar…
Well, it could happen!
Q: What do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what notes he’s playing?
A: A liar.
Q: How do you know there’s a harp player at your front door?
A: He doesn’t know when to come in and he can’t find the key.
Q: How many harp players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just steal somebody else’s light.
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he’ll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds the right one.
Rule 303 said:
Raised a smile :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Rule 303 said:
Raised a smile :)
Yes I was thinking they were quite funny so far
Dang it. I lost my shopping list.
It had such a wonderful line on it.
“Laundry Liquid / Beach (or Stir fry)”
dv said:
Scratches head.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Scratches head.
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
dv said:
IDGI
Far out
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Scratches head.
It’s a textbook ruined to create a meme.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Scratches head.
It’s a textbook ruined to create a meme.
Oh, OK. I was reading the labels on the diagrams and trying find a funny in them.
Jesus, lol.
sorry if any of you are disappointed I haven’t added anything here but I just can’t be funny on demand.
This furniture cracks me up
Alright rename them,
I never met King Leopold anyway
Maybe rename a hill somewhere King Leopold
just for completeness
Tau.Neutrino said:
Alright rename them,I never met King Leopold anyway
Maybe rename a hill somewhere King Leopold
just for completeness
Again… no.
dv said:
Far out
LOL
dv said:
It will make a great Retro Poster.
dv said:
Gonbindun
Did someone hack Netflix?
Another hack or two?
Mrs m has mixed alcohol handwash with liquid soap handwash.
Now the liquid soap dispenser ejaculates right across the room.
