Date: 14/02/2010 18:50:19
From: bluegreen
ID: 81989
Subject: The Amazing Cucumber

Received via email…

The Amazing Cucumber

This information was in The New York Times several weeks ago as part of their
“Spotlight on the Home” series that highlighted creative and fanciful ways to
solve common problems.

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one
cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6,
Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and
Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and
pick up a
cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that
can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a
cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a
soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a
small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The
chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent
undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the
area. (WOW)

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to
the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your
problem area for
a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your
skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of
cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!! (DOUBLE WOW)

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices
before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers
contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential
nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a
hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers
have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and
explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don’t
have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the
shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not
only looks
great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber sliced rub
it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don’t have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa?
Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the
chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water
and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has
been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final
exams.

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don’t have gum or mints?
Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your
tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill
the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a ‘green’ way to clean your faucets, sinks or
stainless steel?
Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to
clean, not only
will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won’t leave
streaks and won’t harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and
slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and
markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

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Date: 14/02/2010 21:47:45
From: pomolo
ID: 81996
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

bluegreen said:


Received via email…

The Amazing Cucumber

This information was in The New York Times several weeks ago as part of their
“Spotlight on the Home” series that highlighted creative and fanciful ways to
solve common problems.

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one
cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6,
Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and
Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and
pick up a
cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that
can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a
cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a
soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a
small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The
chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent
undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the
area. (WOW)

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to
the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your
problem area for
a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your
skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of
cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!! (DOUBLE WOW)

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices
before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers
contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential
nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a
hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers
have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and
explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don’t
have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the
shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not
only looks
great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber sliced rub
it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don’t have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa?
Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the
chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water
and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has
been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final
exams.

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don’t have gum or mints?
Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your
tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill
the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a ‘green’ way to clean your faucets, sinks or
stainless steel?
Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to
clean, not only
will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won’t leave
streaks and won’t harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and
slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and
markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

Geepers! And I was just going to make bread and butter cucumbers with mine.

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Date: 14/02/2010 21:51:51
From: bluegreen
ID: 81997
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber
Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area. (WOW)

might give this a try

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Date: 14/02/2010 22:34:40
From: pain master
ID: 82004
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

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Date: 14/02/2010 22:39:26
From: bluegreen
ID: 82006
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

puts hands over ears and shuts eyes, saying “la, la, la, la…”

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Date: 14/02/2010 22:41:00
From: pain master
ID: 82008
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

bluegreen said:


pain master said:

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

puts hands over ears and shuts eyes, saying “la, la, la, la…”

Yeah I think the Sheila was singing “la la la…” too….

:D

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Date: 14/02/2010 22:43:21
From: orchid40
ID: 82009
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


bluegreen said:

pain master said:

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

puts hands over ears and shuts eyes, saying “la, la, la, la…”

Yeah I think the Sheila was singing “la la la…” too….

:D

ROFLPMP!!!

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Date: 14/02/2010 22:49:53
From: pain master
ID: 82011
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

orchid40 said:


pain master said:

bluegreen said:

puts hands over ears and shuts eyes, saying “la, la, la, la…”

Yeah I think the Sheila was singing “la la la…” too….

:D

ROFLPMP!!!

It was in my youth and beer and time may have blurred the memory into something it surely wasn’t…. surely…. honest… la la la…

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Date: 14/02/2010 22:53:25
From: bluegreen
ID: 82012
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


orchid40 said:

pain master said:

Yeah I think the Sheila was singing “la la la…” too….

:D

ROFLPMP!!!

It was in my youth and beer and time may have blurred the memory into something it surely wasn’t…. surely…. honest… la la la…

sounds to me you are just a very naughty boy…

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Date: 14/02/2010 23:00:57
From: pain master
ID: 82013
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

bluegreen said:


pain master said:

orchid40 said:

ROFLPMP!!!

It was in my youth and beer and time may have blurred the memory into something it surely wasn’t…. surely…. honest… la la la…

sounds to me you are just a very naughty boy…

now or back then?

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Date: 14/02/2010 23:05:06
From: bluegreen
ID: 82014
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


bluegreen said:

pain master said:

It was in my youth and beer and time may have blurred the memory into something it surely wasn’t…. surely…. honest… la la la…

sounds to me you are just a very naughty boy…

now or back then?

yes :)

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Date: 14/02/2010 23:53:36
From: bubba louie
ID: 82016
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

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Date: 14/02/2010 23:53:36
From: bubba louie
ID: 82017
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

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Date: 14/02/2010 23:54:51
From: bubba louie
ID: 82018
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

“The World by Night” was the first strip club in Bris and their star act was Lana Banana.

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Date: 14/02/2010 23:55:40
From: bubba louie
ID: 82019
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


bluegreen said:

pain master said:

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

puts hands over ears and shuts eyes, saying “la, la, la, la…”

Yeah I think the Sheila was singing “la la la…” too….

:D

Who’s a naughty boy then?????

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Date: 14/02/2010 23:56:36
From: bubba louie
ID: 82020
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

bluegreen said:


pain master said:

orchid40 said:

ROFLPMP!!!

It was in my youth and beer and time may have blurred the memory into something it surely wasn’t…. surely…. honest… la la la…

sounds to me you are just a very naughty boy…

snap

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Date: 14/02/2010 23:57:36
From: pain master
ID: 82021
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

bubba louie said:


pain master said:

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

“The World by Night” was the first strip club in Bris and their star act was Lana Banana.

Lana Banana, that’d be a Lady Finger Variety no?

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Date: 14/02/2010 23:57:51
From: pain master
ID: 82022
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

bubba louie said:


pain master said:

bluegreen said:

puts hands over ears and shuts eyes, saying “la, la, la, la…”

Yeah I think the Sheila was singing “la la la…” too….

:D

Who’s a naughty boy then?????

again…

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Date: 15/02/2010 07:08:00
From: Happy Potter
ID: 82023
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

LOL PM!!!
I happened to glance at a pile of my enormous cucumbers on the table then read this.

wipes tea off pc screen

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Date: 15/02/2010 07:21:21
From: CollieWA
ID: 82024
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

Happy Potter said:


pain master said:

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

LOL PM!!!
I happened to glance at a pile of my enormous cucumbers on the table then read this.

wipes tea off pc screen

I had a friend in the Navy who was an out there and proud les with a bawdy sense of humour..

Caught up with her after years and was talked into driving her to and from her combined birthday come end-of-year-do for hockey. She was very drunk and loud…

She went to the toilet while I was getting some non alcoholic fluid ready – trying to soften her hangover. I saw a huge cucumber in the bottom of her fridge. So I slipped it under her pillow..

At work the next day I asked her if she had enjoyed her night out. She said “yes, apparently”.

LOL!

8^)

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Date: 15/02/2010 07:34:42
From: Happy Potter
ID: 82026
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

CollieWA said:


Happy Potter said:

pain master said:

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

LOL PM!!!
I happened to glance at a pile of my enormous cucumbers on the table then read this.

wipes tea off pc screen

I had a friend in the Navy who was an out there and proud les with a bawdy sense of humour..

Caught up with her after years and was talked into driving her to and from her combined birthday come end-of-year-do for hockey. She was very drunk and loud…

She went to the toilet while I was getting some non alcoholic fluid ready – trying to soften her hangover. I saw a huge cucumber in the bottom of her fridge. So I slipped it under her pillow..

At work the next day I asked her if she had enjoyed her night out. She said “yes, apparently”.

LOL!

8^)

HAHAHA!!!

Collie, you’re naughty

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Date: 15/02/2010 08:54:05
From: pomolo
ID: 82030
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


bluegreen said:

pain master said:

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

puts hands over ears and shuts eyes, saying “la, la, la, la…”

Yeah I think the Sheila was singing “la la la…” too….

:D

I tried not to larf.

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Date: 15/02/2010 08:55:47
From: pomolo
ID: 82031
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

bluegreen said:


pain master said:

orchid40 said:

ROFLPMP!!!

It was in my youth and beer and time may have blurred the memory into something it surely wasn’t…. surely…. honest… la la la…

sounds to me you are just a very naughty boy…

Sounds human to me.

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Date: 15/02/2010 08:59:34
From: pomolo
ID: 82034
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pain master said:


bubba louie said:

pain master said:

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

“The World by Night” was the first strip club in Bris and their star act was Lana Banana.

Lana Banana, that’d be a Lady Finger Variety no?

Cut it out!

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Date: 15/02/2010 09:01:43
From: pomolo
ID: 82035
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

Happy Potter said:


pain master said:

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

LOL PM!!!
I happened to glance at a pile of my enormous cucumbers on the table then read this.

wipes tea off pc screen

Our cucs are funny shapes, all curly and twisted. Not all long and straight. Puts a different curve on the mental picture.

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Date: 15/02/2010 09:03:04
From: pomolo
ID: 82036
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

CollieWA said:


Happy Potter said:

pain master said:

I’ve seen cucumbers used in other ways that have made certain sheilas feel pretty relaxed…. we called ‘em Vegetable Dancers.

Sorry, wouldn’t have said it if HP hadn’t had such a great night last night…..

LOL PM!!!
I happened to glance at a pile of my enormous cucumbers on the table then read this.

wipes tea off pc screen

I had a friend in the Navy who was an out there and proud les with a bawdy sense of humour..

Caught up with her after years and was talked into driving her to and from her combined birthday come end-of-year-do for hockey. She was very drunk and loud…

She went to the toilet while I was getting some non alcoholic fluid ready – trying to soften her hangover. I saw a huge cucumber in the bottom of her fridge. So I slipped it under her pillow..

At work the next day I asked her if she had enjoyed her night out. She said “yes, apparently”.

LOL!

8^)

Did you confess?

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Date: 15/02/2010 09:37:58
From: The Estate
ID: 82042
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

Who has heard the joke , 10 reasons why cucumbers are better than men LOL

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Date: 15/02/2010 09:49:53
From: pepe
ID: 82047
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

talk about hijacked!!
are zucchinis any good – nutrition wise i mean?

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Date: 15/02/2010 16:34:59
From: pomolo
ID: 82058
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

pepe said:


talk about hijacked!!
are zucchinis any good – nutrition wise i mean?

Pepe! You’re not that innocent.

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Date: 15/02/2010 22:34:47
From: CollieWA
ID: 82085
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

>Did you confess?

Only when I burst out laughing!

She thought it funny too, couldn’y work out why she would’ve resorted that when she had favourite options.. She was very open.

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Date: 15/02/2010 22:39:39
From: CollieWA
ID: 82088
Subject: re: The Amazing Cucumber

>are zucchinis any good – nutrition wise i mean?

Mostly water innit?

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