In honour of father’s day. Recall a joke that your Dad actually told.

I’ll start. This joke really has to be spoken or it’s too obvious.

Nephew: I wish I knew how to pronounce Scottish names.
My Dad: You want to know how to pronounce Scottish names? What is M – A – C – L A U G H L I N?
Nephew: ?
My Dad. Mc-Loch-Lin. Try this one. What is M – A – C – C O N A G H E Y?
Nephew: What?
My Dad: Mc-Conner-key. And this one. M – A – C – H I N E R Y?
Nephew: I don’t know, Mc-Hinner-ee
My Dad: No, Mesh-eenery.

mollwollfumble said:

In honour of father’s day. Recall a joke that your Dad actually told.

I’ll start. This joke really has to be spoken or it’s too obvious.

Nephew: I wish I knew how to pronounce Scottish names.
My Dad: You want to know how to pronounce Scottish names? What is M – A – C – L A U G H L I N?
Nephew: ?
My Dad. Mc-Loch-Lin. Try this one. What is M – A – C – C O N A G H E Y?
Nephew: What?
My Dad: Mc-Conner-key. And this one. M – A – C – H I N E R Y?
Nephew: I don’t know, Mc-Hinner-ee
My Dad: No, Mesh-eenery.

I think Macconaghy is Irish.

sarahs mum said:

mollwollfumble said:

In honour of father’s day. Recall a joke that your Dad actually told.

I’ll start. This joke really has to be spoken or it’s too obvious.

Nephew: I wish I knew how to pronounce Scottish names.
My Dad: You want to know how to pronounce Scottish names? What is M – A – C – L A U G H L I N?
Nephew: ?
My Dad. Mc-Loch-Lin. Try this one. What is M – A – C – C O N A G H E Y?
Nephew: What?
My Dad: Mc-Conner-key. And this one. M – A – C – H I N E R Y?
Nephew: I don’t know, Mc-Hinner-ee
My Dad: No, Mesh-eenery.

I think Macconaghy is Irish.

Can be both.

slaps knee
ROFLMFAO
slaps knee again

Peak Warming Man said:

slaps knee
ROFLMFAO
slaps knee again

Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it’s ajar.

What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?

You can’t get the kids to eat broccoli.

2

Why can’t a T-Rex clap its hands?

Because it’s extinct.

3

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

4

Child: I’m Hungry

Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad

5

My sister said I couldn’t make a bike out of spaghetti…

You should have seen her face when I rode pasta.

6

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

7

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.

8

A termite walks into a bar and taps on the counter and asks

“Is the bartender here?”

9

What do you call a magic dog?

A Labracadabrador.

10

Hey dad, did you just get a hair cut?

No, I got them all cut.

fsm said:

:)

Did you know that Yoda had a last name?

It was Layheehoo.

A bit like molly’s.. This joke really has to be spoken..

You have to sing LOUDLY to the tune of the pommy national anthem..

The national anthem of Siam:

OH WAA TAA NAA SIAM

OH WAA TAA NAA SIAM

OH WAA TAA NAA SIAM

OH WAA TAA NAA S

Now, faster…

.

How we laughed..

I quite liked this one..

I rode on my motorbike
Ruth sat on behind
I hit a bump at sixty three
And rode on Ruthlessly

Ian said:

A bit like molly’s.. This joke really has to be spoken..

You have to sing LOUDLY to the tune of the pommy national anthem..

The national anthem of Siam:

OH WAA TAA NAA SIAM

OH WAA TAA NAA SIAM

OH WAA TAA NAA SIAM

OH WAA TAA NAA S

Now, faster…

.

How we laughed..

groan

Ian said:

A bit like molly’s.. This joke really has to be spoken..

You have to sing LOUDLY to the tune of the pommy national anthem..

The national anthem of Siam:

OH WAA TAA NAA SIAM

OH WAA TAA NAA SIAM

OH WAA TAA NAA SIAM

OH WAA TAA NAA S

Now, faster…

.

How we laughed..

Heard it as

OH WAA TAA JER CIAM

…but who’s counting?

No idea at all.

roughbarked said:

No idea at all.

No idea.
A blind antelope.

I wont lower myself to put any of my gems in this thread.

ChrispenEvan said:

I wont lower myself to put any of my gems in this thread.

But your wont is your customary behaviour.

roughbarked said:

No idea at all.

What?

Still no idea?

sibeen said:

ChrispenEvan said:

I wont lower myself to put any of my gems in this thread.

But your wont is your customary behaviour.

stop picking on me!!

The Rev Dodgson said:

roughbarked said:

No idea at all.

What?

Still no idea?

It is an ongoing problem for others.

what’s the difference between seven bodies and a Ferrari?

There isn’t a Ferrari in my garage.

Arts said:

what’s the difference between seven bodies and a Ferrari?

There isn’t a Ferrari in my garage.

That’d be right…

sibeen said:

ChrispenEvan said:

I wont lower myself to put any of my gems in this thread.

But your wont is your customary behaviour.

jewels, drop, lol

Arts said:

what’s the difference between seven bodies and a Ferrari?

There isn’t a Ferrari in my garage.

Noice

Bubblecar said:

:)

Bubblecar said:

That seems like a rather happy joke for C & H.

The Rev Dodgson said:

Bubblecar said:

That seems like a rather happy joke for C & H.

we only need 1 clock to find a complete waist of time