WARNING – RUDE WORDS!

https://imgur.com/gallery/gZELvwm

I tell ya, the other day this bloke came up to me…………………..

Don’t know what’s going on this Christmas. The day itself might be another solo effort.

I’m putting together a Christmas playlist for my writers group. Keeping in mind the demographic is 75+, Christian, conservative, I’m considering slipping this in.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-LW91hD8gs&feature=share

Divine Angel said:

I’m putting together a Christmas playlist for my writers group. Keeping in mind the demographic is 75+, Christian, conservative, I’m considering slipping this in.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-LW91hD8gs&feature=share

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSBZeDaOvP4

captain_spalding said:

WARNING – RUDE WORDS!

https://imgur.com/gallery/gZELvwm

Oh I don’t hear ladies use that word often.

I can hear the Subject line and I don’t like it

dv said:

I can hear the Subject line and I don’t like it

I assume it’s a reference to those Junior Bear cartoons.

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

WARNING – RUDE WORDS!

https://imgur.com/gallery/gZELvwm

Oh I don’t hear ladies use that word often.

What about wimmin?

Bubblecar said:

dv said:

I can hear the Subject line and I don’t like it

I assume it’s a reference to those Junior Bear cartoons.

It was pretty crappy and I could do with that time back in my life.

roughbarked said:

Bubblecar said:

dv said:

I can hear the Subject line and I don’t like it

I assume it’s a reference to those Junior Bear cartoons.

It was pretty crappy and I could do with that time back in my life.

What?

The song was fun. Dv was referring to the thread title.

Bubblecar said:

roughbarked said:

Bubblecar said:

I assume it’s a reference to those Junior Bear cartoons.

It was pretty crappy and I could do with that time back in my life.

What?

The song was fun. Dv was referring to the thread title.

Though I had it turned up. Couldn’t work out WTF they were saying until it got to the end and they had to repeat it until I heard it. Can’t help it if I’m deaf but they could sing better.

Peak Warming Man said:

I tell ya, the other day this bloke came up to me…………………..

Little while back got to a pub a bit late, band on…

Bloke comes up to me and says, “Are you a cunt?”

Wellll…

Divine Angel said:

I’m putting together a Christmas playlist for my writers group. Keeping in mind the demographic is 75+, Christian, conservative, I’m considering slipping this in.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-LW91hD8gs&feature=share

Ask me. I’ve just released a Christian .mp3 CD with these pieces on. A lot are old hymns. None are specifically Christmas. All beautiful. Some hilarious.

Ian said:

Peak Warming Man said:

I tell ya, the other day this bloke came up to me…………………..

Little while back got to a pub a bit late, band on…

Bloke comes up to me and says, “Are you a cunt?”

Wellll…

This is an Aussie term of affection according to some.

Ian said:

Ian said:

Peak Warming Man said:

I tell ya, the other day this bloke came up to me…………………..

Little while back got to a pub a bit late, band on…

Bloke comes up to me and says, “Are you a cunt?”

Wellll…

This is an Aussie term of affection according to some.

Your looking spry for an old cunt.

‘re

roughbarked said:

Ian said:

Ian said:

Little while back got to a pub a bit late, band on…

Bloke comes up to me and says, “Are you a cunt?”

Wellll…

This is an Aussie term of affection according to some.

Your looking spry for an old cunt.

And you cunt.

mutters “cunt”

Ian said:

roughbarked said:

Ian said:

This is an Aussie term of affection according to some.

Your looking spry for an old cunt.

And you cunt.

mutters “cunt”

:)

roughbarked said:

Ian said:

roughbarked said:

Your looking spry for an old cunt.

And you cunt.

mutters “cunt”

:)

It’s considered a highly taboo word in the US

BTW isn’t it a bit early for Christmas threads? There aren’t any songs about the 40 days of Christmas

dv said:

roughbarked said:

Ian said:

And you cunt.

mutters “cunt”

:)

It’s considered a highly taboo word in the US

It is not a nice word. Reserved solely for people who leave their trolley in the middle of carparks.

dv said:

BTW isn’t it a bit early for Christmas threads? There aren’t any songs about the 40 days of Christmas

+1

Divine Angel said:

dv said:

roughbarked said:

:)

It’s considered a highly taboo word in the US

It is not a nice word. Reserved solely for people who leave their trolley in the middle of carparks.

True.

dv said:

roughbarked said:

Ian said:

And you cunt.

mutters “cunt”

:)

It’s considered a highly taboo word in the US

I thought it was being replaced by T***p.

dv said:

BTW isn’t it a bit early for Christmas threads? There aren’t any songs about the 40 days of Christmas

mrs m is on the phone right now planning xmas.

dv said:

roughbarked said:

Ian said:

And you cunt.

mutters “cunt”

:)

It’s considered a highly taboo word in the US

s’truth.. and you can’t say ‘CUNT’ in Canada \-:<

dv said:

roughbarked said:

Ian said:

And you cunt.

mutters “cunt”

:)

It’s considered a highly taboo word in the US

The US can’t even bring themselves to use sensible words like titbit.

titter

Ogmog said:

dv said:

roughbarked said:

:)

It’s considered a highly taboo word in the US

s’truth.. and you can’t say ‘CUNT’ in Canada \-:<

It is a word that has been around for a long time in Australia, but seems to be used far more frequently these days which encourages further use. Don’t like the word myself as it is so coarse and said in the worse possible manner. I for one would be happy if I never heard it again, although that seems very unlikely as it appears to becoming socially acceptable even amongst the better educated.

Not sure what Xmas gifts I’ll be getting for other people, but for myself I’ll be buying this black elephant made by Luke, from the sister’s shop.

Bubblecar said:

Not sure what Xmas gifts I’ll be getting for other people, but for myself I’ll be buying this black elephant made by Luke, from the sister’s shop.

:)

Bubblecar said:

Not sure what Xmas gifts I’ll be getting for other people, but for myself I’ll be buying this black elephant made by Luke, from the sister’s shop.

Do you really need that? If you ask me it’s a bit of a white elephant.

Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

Not sure what Xmas gifts I’ll be getting for other people, but for myself I’ll be buying this black elephant made by Luke, from the sister’s shop.

Do you really need that? If you ask me it’s a bit of a white elephant.

Obviously I need it or I wouldn’t be buying it.

rolls eyes

Bubblecar said:

Not sure what Xmas gifts I’ll be getting for other people, but for myself I’ll be buying this black elephant made by Luke, from the sister’s shop.

buy the electric chanter instead.

sarahs mum said:

Bubblecar said:

Not sure what Xmas gifts I’ll be getting for other people, but for myself I’ll be buying this black elephant made by Luke, from the sister’s shop.

buy the electric chanter instead.

Can’t afford that for a while.

Bubblecar said:

sarahs mum said:

Bubblecar said:

Not sure what Xmas gifts I’ll be getting for other people, but for myself I’ll be buying this black elephant made by Luke, from the sister’s shop.

buy the electric chanter instead.

Can’t afford that for a while.

:(

dv said:

BTW isn’t it a bit early for Christmas threads? There aren’t any songs about the 40 days of Christmas

yes… it is.

Arts said:

dv said:

BTW isn’t it a bit early for Christmas threads? There aren’t any songs about the 40 days of Christmas

yes… it is.

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

captain_spalding said:

Arts said:

dv said:

BTW isn’t it a bit early for Christmas threads? There aren’t any songs about the 40 days of Christmas

yes… it is.

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

What’s not to celebrate about Captain Cook and some convicts breaking bread with Bennelong in 1752?

captain_spalding said:

Arts said:

dv said:

BTW isn’t it a bit early for Christmas threads? There aren’t any songs about the 40 days of Christmas

yes… it is.

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

I admire your cynicism and I am here for it… but Christmas celebrations this year, as with every other year, do not start until after the day of the 23rd November…

Witty Rejoinder said:

captain_spalding said:

Arts said:

yes… it is.

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

What’s not to celebrate about Captain Cook and some convicts breaking bread with Bennelong in 1752?

That was when a turkey named Geo. W. Bush burped, and Captain Cook said ‘you’re pardoned’ and the local aboriginal people introduced the visitors to cranberry sauce made from lilli pilli fruit.

Arts said:

captain_spalding said:

Arts said:

yes… it is.

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

I admire your cynicism and I am here for it… but Christmas celebrations this year, as with every other year, do not start until after the day of the 23rd November…

What is the significance of that date? Are you celebrating National Eat a Cranberry Day?

https://www.thereisadayforthat.com/calendars/2020/11/23

buffy said:

Are you celebrating National Eat a Cranberry Day?

Last year. Year before that. This year. Next year. Every damn year.

buffy said:

Arts said:

captain_spalding said:

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

I admire your cynicism and I am here for it… but Christmas celebrations this year, as with every other year, do not start until after the day of the 23rd November…

What is the significance of that date? Are you celebrating National Eat a Cranberry Day?

https://www.thereisadayforthat.com/calendars/2020/11/23

who doesn’t?

captain_spalding said:

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

We’ve all but deleted Christmas and Easter in this heathen household.

Ian said:

captain_spalding said:

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

We’ve all but deleted Christmas and Easter in this heathen household.

They are observed here, but really honoured.

Ian said:

captain_spalding said:

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

We’ve all but deleted Christmas and Easter in this heathen household.

The wrath of Gerry Harvey will be upon you.

captain_spalding said:

Ian said:

captain_spalding said:

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

We’ve all but deleted Christmas and Easter in this heathen household.

The wrath of Gerry Harvey will be upon you.

f*ck him.

captain_spalding said:

Ian said:

captain_spalding said:

We have to get Xmas kicked off early, because the big chain stores haven’t been able to convince us that Thanksgiving is a thing.

Yet.

We’ve all but deleted Christmas and Easter in this heathen household.

The wrath of Gerry Harvey will be upon you.

Gerry Harvey is cunt. (And I don’t mean that in a good way)

Ian said:

captain_spalding said:

Ian said:

We’ve all but deleted Christmas and Easter in this heathen household.

The wrath of Gerry Harvey will be upon you.

Gerry Harvey is cunt. (And I don’t mean that in a good way)

Nothing better then telling a cunt to get fucked.

Ian said:

captain_spalding said:

Ian said:

We’ve all but deleted Christmas and Easter in this heathen household.

The wrath of Gerry Harvey will be upon you.

Gerry Harvey is cunt. (And I don’t mean that in a good way)

Oh, I totally agree. Imagine having the nerve to set up a store to sell stuff to people.

“It might be a callous way of putting it but what are they doing? You are helping a whole heap of no-hopers to survive for no good reason. They are just a drag on the whole community.

sibeen said:

Ian said:

captain_spalding said:

The wrath of Gerry Harvey will be upon you.

Gerry Harvey is cunt. (And I don’t mean that in a good way)

Oh, I totally agree. Imagine having the nerve to set up a store to sell stuff to people.

Imagine having the nerve to set up a store which ‘build its reputation’ on offering lower prices than the competition, and then when online buying becomes a popular thing at prices which undercut those in your own store going to the government and whining and whinging about how it’s all so terribly unfair, and how everyone should have to pay GST on those things that they didn’t even buy in this country rather than,oh, i dunno, drop the markup on your own prices a little bit to compete better, and then finding out it makes sfa difference because even with an extra 10% added the online prices still beat the shit out of your 1000% marked-up prices.

ChrispenEvan said:

“It might be a callous way of putting it but what are they doing? You are helping a whole heap of no-hopers to survive for no good reason. They are just a drag on the whole community.

Sounds like Gerry ‘Shoot the Wounded’ Harvey!

ChrispenEvan said:

“It might be a callous way of putting it but what are they doing? You are helping a whole heap of no-hopers to survive for no good reason. They are just a drag on the whole community.

and he is almost bald.

ChrispenEvan said:

ChrispenEvan said:

“It might be a callous way of putting it but what are they doing? You are helping a whole heap of no-hopers to survive for no good reason. They are just a drag on the whole community.

and he is almost bald.

That’s it, final nail in his coffin.

captain_spalding said:

ChrispenEvan said:

ChrispenEvan said:

“It might be a callous way of putting it but what are they doing? You are helping a whole heap of no-hopers to survive for no good reason. They are just a drag on the whole community.

and he is almost bald.

That’s it, final nail in his coffin.

I was going to suggest that rather than worry about Mr Harvey we should worry about Mr Norman instead. But I think he’s dead.

sarahs mum said:

sibeen is always sticking up for the rich and famous. he’s forgotten his roots. sad.

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

sibeen is always sticking up for the rich and famous. he’s forgotten his roots. sad.

Look, sibeen was in the Army. I think he deserves some respect for that

captain_spalding said:

sibeen said:

Ian said:

Gerry Harvey is cunt. (And I don’t mean that in a good way)

Oh, I totally agree. Imagine having the nerve to set up a store to sell stuff to people.

Imagine having the nerve to set up a store which ‘build its reputation’ on offering lower prices than the competition, and then when online buying becomes a popular thing at prices which undercut those in your own store going to the government and whining and whinging about how it’s all so terribly unfair, and how everyone should have to pay GST on those things that they didn’t even buy in this country rather than,oh, i dunno, drop the markup on your own prices a little bit to compete better, and then finding out it makes sfa difference because even with an extra 10% added the online prices still beat the shit out of your 1000% marked-up prices.

I actually agree that people should have to pay GST on goods bought overseas.

sibeen said:

captain_spalding said:

sibeen said:

Oh, I totally agree. Imagine having the nerve to set up a store to sell stuff to people.

Imagine having the nerve to set up a store which ‘build its reputation’ on offering lower prices than the competition, and then when online buying becomes a popular thing at prices which undercut those in your own store going to the government and whining and whinging about how it’s all so terribly unfair, and how everyone should have to pay GST on those things that they didn’t even buy in this country rather than,oh, i dunno, drop the markup on your own prices a little bit to compete better, and then finding out it makes sfa difference because even with an extra 10% added the online prices still beat the shit out of your 1000% marked-up prices.

I actually agree that people should have to pay GST on goods bought overseas.

Yeah, i don’t really have a problem with that, either. Like i say, in the end it makes bugger-all difference.

It was GH’s whingey-whiny campaign that got on my nerves. That, and the probably-well-founded suspicion that if he could have wheedled more severe penalties out of the govt for people not giving their money to him he would have pressed for them.

sibeen said:

Ian said:

captain_spalding said:

The wrath of Gerry Harvey will be upon you.

Gerry Harvey is cunt. (And I don’t mean that in a good way)

Oh, I totally agree. Imagine having the nerve to set up a store to sell stuff to people.

OTOH that stuff would still be made, and the people who want it would still buy it, without Gerry interrupting the supply chain to leech off both maker and buyer.

Bubblecar said:

sibeen said:

Ian said:

Gerry Harvey is cunt. (And I don’t mean that in a good way)

Oh, I totally agree. Imagine having the nerve to set up a store to sell stuff to people.

OTOH that stuff would still be made, and the people who want it would still buy it, without Gerry interrupting the supply chain to leech off both maker and buyer.

Don’t worry, comrade. Come the revolution, his bourgeois sort will be first against the wall.

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

sibeen said:

Oh, I totally agree. Imagine having the nerve to set up a store to sell stuff to people.

OTOH that stuff would still be made, and the people who want it would still buy it, without Gerry interrupting the supply chain to leech off both maker and buyer.

Don’t worry, comrade. Come the revolution, his bourgeois sort will be first against the wall.

I wouldn’t call him bourgeois, that implies some measure of education and culture.

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

sibeen said:

Oh, I totally agree. Imagine having the nerve to set up a store to sell stuff to people.

OTOH that stuff would still be made, and the people who want it would still buy it, without Gerry interrupting the supply chain to leech off both maker and buyer.

Don’t worry, comrade. Come the revolution, his bourgeois sort will be first against the wall.

I think when Murdock and all the News Corp journalists go up against the wall will probably be a sell out.
The ABC will probably buy the broadcast rights, I’d say they will have Philip Adams in the central commentary position with guest commentators from Getup.