Cymek said:

Geeze.

roughbarked said:

Cymek said:

Geeze.

Its quite bad yeah, amusing though
Debating to put it up at work as a decoration

there is a cohort on some crime forums who get tattoos of criminals.. the usual ted Bundy’s and John Wayne Gacy etc.. one I saw was the teeth impression that Bundy left on one victim…

I won’t post it here but if you want to see it you can google image “Ted Bundy teeth impression tattoo”. it’s weird what people will memorialise.

Arts said:

there is a cohort on some crime forums who get tattoos of criminals.. the usual ted Bundy’s and John Wayne Gacy etc.. one I saw was the teeth impression that Bundy left on one victim…

I won’t post it here but if you want to see it you can google image “Ted Bundy teeth impression tattoo”. it’s weird what people will memorialise.

Are there Mike Tyson bite memorabilia?

Arts said:

there is a cohort on some crime forums who get tattoos of criminals.. the usual ted Bundy’s and John Wayne Gacy etc.. one I saw was the teeth impression that Bundy left on one victim…

I won’t post it here but if you want to see it you can google image “Ted Bundy teeth impression tattoo”. it’s weird what people will memorialise.

And people say there’s not a market for a Martin Bryant movie.

roughbarked said:

Arts said:

there is a cohort on some crime forums who get tattoos of criminals.. the usual ted Bundy’s and John Wayne Gacy etc.. one I saw was the teeth impression that Bundy left on one victim…

I won’t post it here but if you want to see it you can google image “Ted Bundy teeth impression tattoo”. it’s weird what people will memorialise.

Are there Mike Tyson bite memorabilia?

not my area

Divine Angel said:

Arts said:

there is a cohort on some crime forums who get tattoos of criminals.. the usual ted Bundy’s and John Wayne Gacy etc.. one I saw was the teeth impression that Bundy left on one victim…

I won’t post it here but if you want to see it you can google image “Ted Bundy teeth impression tattoo”. it’s weird what people will memorialise.

And people say there’s not a market for a Martin Bryant movie.

ha! I love the Port Arthur conspiracy theorists. fuckers.

yar that’s sick
would be curious though as to
how many would catch it without explanation

I have a christmas good news story.

SWMBO ordered three olive oil gift packs from Cobram Estate that we thought that we could give out as small gifts. A package arrived on Friday which contained three bottles of premium ‘cold pressed’ blend oil. SWMBO sent them an email explaining that there has been a screwup and they’ve sent the wrong item. She just got a call from them apologising profusely, promising to send out the correct order poste haste, and by the way you just keep those bottles of premium oil.

Now that is a good news story.

sibeen said:

I have a christmas good news story.

SWMBO ordered three olive oil gift packs from Cobram Estate that we thought that we could give out as small gifts. A package arrived on Friday which contained three bottles of premium ‘cold pressed’ blend oil. SWMBO sent them an email explaining that there has been a screwup and they’ve sent the wrong item. She just got a call from them apologising profusely, promising to send out the correct order poste haste, and by the way you just keep those bottles of premium oil.

Now that is a good news story.

It’s a slick tale.

sibeen said:

I have a christmas good news story.

SWMBO ordered three olive oil gift packs from Cobram Estate that we thought that we could give out as small gifts. A package arrived on Friday which contained three bottles of premium ‘cold pressed’ blend oil. SWMBO sent them an email explaining that there has been a screwup and they’ve sent the wrong item. She just got a call from them apologising profusely, promising to send out the correct order poste haste, and by the way you just keep those bottles of premium oil.

Now that is a good news story.

It’s a wonderful life.

Divine Angel said:

sibeen said:

I have a christmas good news story.

SWMBO ordered three olive oil gift packs from Cobram Estate that we thought that we could give out as small gifts. A package arrived on Friday which contained three bottles of premium ‘cold pressed’ blend oil. SWMBO sent them an email explaining that there has been a screwup and they’ve sent the wrong item. She just got a call from them apologising profusely, promising to send out the correct order poste haste, and by the way you just keep those bottles of premium oil.

Now that is a good news story.

It’s a wonderful life.

Gunna call him squeaky wheel for the rest of the day. He got the oil.

sibeen said:

I have a christmas good news story.

SWMBO ordered three olive oil gift packs from Cobram Estate that we thought that we could give out as small gifts. A package arrived on Friday which contained three bottles of premium ‘cold pressed’ blend oil. SWMBO sent them an email explaining that there has been a screwup and they’ve sent the wrong item. She just got a call from them apologising profusely, promising to send out the correct order poste haste, and by the way you just keep those bottles of premium oil.

Now that is a good news story.

Some folks lives roll easy.

sarahs mum said:

sibeen said:

I have a christmas good news story.

SWMBO ordered three olive oil gift packs from Cobram Estate that we thought that we could give out as small gifts. A package arrived on Friday which contained three bottles of premium ‘cold pressed’ blend oil. SWMBO sent them an email explaining that there has been a screwup and they’ve sent the wrong item. She just got a call from them apologising profusely, promising to send out the correct order poste haste, and by the way you just keep those bottles of premium oil.

Now that is a good news story.

Some folks lives roll easy.

Well enough oiled, all goes snoothly.

sibeen said:

I have a christmas good news story.

SWMBO ordered three olive oil gift packs from Cobram Estate that we thought that we could give out as small gifts. A package arrived on Friday which contained three bottles of premium ‘cold pressed’ blend oil. SWMBO sent them an email explaining that there has been a screwup and they’ve sent the wrong item. She just got a call from them apologising profusely, promising to send out the correct order poste haste, and by the way you just keep those bottles of premium oil.

Now that is a good news story.

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sibeen said:

Under the shade of the Coolibah Cask.

sibeen said:

LOL

sibeen said:

As usual, they’ve overstated the ‘street value’ to boost their image.

It’s all fruity lexia, and therefore not worth more than $27.95 on the market.

captain_spalding said:

sibeen said:

As usual, they’ve overstated the ‘street value’ to boost their image.

It’s all fruity lexia, and therefore not worth more than $27.95 on the market.

A discerning specialist’s anecdote.

captain_spalding said:

sibeen said:

As usual, they’ve overstated the ‘street value’ to boost their image.

It’s all fruity lexia, and therefore not worth more than $27.95 on the market.

I wonder if Pass-Out was found with all that goon.

captain_spalding said:

sibeen said:

As usual, they’ve overstated the ‘street value’ to boost their image.

It’s all fruity lexia, and therefore not worth more than $27.95 on the market.

Elder sprog bought home a goon of Lexia about 6 months ago. I shook my head back and forth in a sorrowful manner.

sibeen said:

captain_spalding said:

sibeen said:

As usual, they’ve overstated the ‘street value’ to boost their image.

It’s all fruity lexia, and therefore not worth more than $27.95 on the market.

Elder sprog bought home a goon of Lexia about 6 months ago. I shook my head back and forth in a sorrowful manner.

Heh, I know someone named Lexia.

sarahs mum said:

Heh.

sarahs mum said:

The three dudes on the two wheelers should all be taking selfies as well.

sarahs mum said:

Love the second one.

:)

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

Love the second one.

:)

Me too. Minimalism.

Brockhoff Biscuits was an Australian manufacturer of biscuits founded in 1860 by Adolf F. Brockhoff. In 1963 Arnott’s Biscuits and the company merged, although they continued to trade under both names for several years until the “Brockhoff” name was completely dropped in the late 1970s.

Bubblecar said:

Brockhoff Biscuits was an Australian manufacturer of biscuits founded in 1860 by Adolf F. Brockhoff. In 1963 Arnott’s Biscuits and the company merged, although they continued to trade under both names for several years until the “Brockhoff” name was completely dropped in the late 1970s.

I remember those edinburgh shortbreads.

Bubblecar said:

Brockhoff Biscuits was an Australian manufacturer of biscuits founded in 1860 by Adolf F. Brockhoff. In 1963 Arnott’s Biscuits and the company merged, although they continued to trade under both names for several years until the “Brockhoff” name was completely dropped in the late 1970s.

…that was for ordinary Chat.

Bubblecar said:

Brockhoff Biscuits was an Australian manufacturer of biscuits founded in 1860 by Adolf F. Brockhoff. In 1963 Arnott’s Biscuits and the company merged, although they continued to trade under both names for several years until the “Brockhoff” name was completely dropped in the late 1970s.

Oooh…Chocolate Ripple cake. I bought a packet the other day to make one. We keep it frozen and just cut off slices as we want them. I also recognize, but didn’t like, the raspberry shortcake biscuits. Jam fancies are much better.

Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

Brockhoff Biscuits was an Australian manufacturer of biscuits founded in 1860 by Adolf F. Brockhoff. In 1963 Arnott’s Biscuits and the company merged, although they continued to trade under both names for several years until the “Brockhoff” name was completely dropped in the late 1970s.

…that was for ordinary Chat.

They should have changed them to Adolfs

sarahs mum said:

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

Love the second one.

:)

Me too. Minimalism.

:)

dv said:

Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

Brockhoff Biscuits was an Australian manufacturer of biscuits founded in 1860 by Adolf F. Brockhoff. In 1963 Arnott’s Biscuits and the company merged, although they continued to trade under both names for several years until the “Brockhoff” name was completely dropped in the late 1970s.

…that was for ordinary Chat.

They should have changed them to Adolfs

Oooof.

from..

‘We’ve Marie Kondo’d the birth of Christ’: minimalist nativity scenes perplex the internet

Oddball reimaginings of the story of the birth of Jesus Christ include fruit, poker chips and cacti

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/dec/11/weve-marie-kondod-the-birth-of-christ-minimalist-nativity-sets-perplex-the-internet

sarahs mum said:

LOL

captain_spalding said:

Solstice

captain_spalding said:

Aye, Pennsylvania didn’t even exist in those days.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethlehem,_Pennsylvania

captain_spalding said:

Family get together, just like now.

The Rev Dodgson said:

captain_spalding said:

Family get together, just like now.

Deconstructing cartoons is a slippery slope to the mad house.

So you see, Pennsylvania was originally called New Wales by its founder William Penn. He later changed it to Sylvania (which means forests), and the King later made that Pennsylvania in honour of William Penn’s father who was also called William Penn. Transylvania similarly means “beyond the forest”, and is one of those place names that kind of gives away the fact that the name comes from outsiders, much as Nippon and Vietnam do. Funnily enough, Vlad Dracula never lived in Transylvania, and the land he ruled was neighbouring Wallachia.

I forgot your second question.

Peak Warming Man said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

captain_spalding said:

Family get together, just like now.

Deconstructing cartoons is a slippery slope to the mad house.

And slippery slopes are fun

Divine Angel said:

captain_spalding said:

Solstice

Rockmas?

dv said:

So you see, Pennsylvania was originally called New Wales by its founder William Penn. He later changed it to Sylvania (which means forests), and the King later made that Pennsylvania in honour of William Penn’s father who was also called William Penn. Transylvania similarly means “beyond the forest”, and is one of those place names that kind of gives away the fact that the name comes from outsiders, much as Nippon and Vietnam do. Funnily enough, Vlad Dracula never lived in Transylvania, and the land he ruled was neighbouring Wallachia.

I forgot your second question.

Sylvania Waters…

sarahs mum said:

dv said:

So you see, Pennsylvania was originally called New Wales by its founder William Penn. He later changed it to Sylvania (which means forests), and the King later made that Pennsylvania in honour of William Penn’s father who was also called William Penn. Transylvania similarly means “beyond the forest”, and is one of those place names that kind of gives away the fact that the name comes from outsiders, much as Nippon and Vietnam do. Funnily enough, Vlad Dracula never lived in Transylvania, and the land he ruled was neighbouring Wallachia.

I forgot your second question.

Sylvania Waters…

Well it was named after nearby Sylvania, which in turn was named because of it was a well forested area.

Rule 303 said:

Divine Angel said:

captain_spalding said:

Solstice

Rockmas?

A Flintstones Festivus?

Were there feats of strength?

Nazareth is also in Pennsylvania:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazareth,_Pennsylvania

Bubblecar said:

Nazareth is also in Pennsylvania:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazareth,_Pennsylvania

also a Bethlehem too I think.

party_pants said:

Bubblecar said:

Nazareth is also in Pennsylvania:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazareth,_Pennsylvania

also a Bethlehem too I think.

I’ve already pointed that out.

Bubblecar said:

Nazareth is also in Pennsylvania:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazareth,_Pennsylvania

Pulled into Nazareth
Feeling about half past dead.

sarahs mum said:

Bubblecar said:

Nazareth is also in Pennsylvania:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazareth,_Pennsylvania

Pulled into Nazareth
Feeling about half past dead.

Out in Bethlehem they’re killing time,
filling in forms,
standing in line

Bubblecar said:

party_pants said:

Bubblecar said:

Nazareth is also in Pennsylvania:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazareth,_Pennsylvania

also a Bethlehem too I think.

I’ve already pointed that out.

Sorry, been out in the shed, sanding and gluing things.

dv said:

sarahs mum said:

dv said:

So you see, Pennsylvania was originally called New Wales by its founder William Penn. He later changed it to Sylvania (which means forests), and the King later made that Pennsylvania in honour of William Penn’s father who was also called William Penn. Transylvania similarly means “beyond the forest”, and is one of those place names that kind of gives away the fact that the name comes from outsiders, much as Nippon and Vietnam do. Funnily enough, Vlad Dracula never lived in Transylvania, and the land he ruled was neighbouring Wallachia.

I forgot your second question.

Sylvania Waters…

Well it was named after nearby Sylvania, which in turn was named because of it was a well forested area.

^

So Nazareth is in a forest in Pennsylvania.
Bethlehem is in a forest in Pennsylvania and Dracula never lived in a forest in Transylvania.
You’re all nuts.

Peak Warming Man said:

So Nazareth is in a forest in Pennsylvania.
Bethlehem is in a forest in Pennsylvania and Dracula never lived in a forest in Transylvania.
You’re all nuts.

the forest is full of nuts.

party_pants said:

Peak Warming Man said:

So Nazareth is in a forest in Pennsylvania.
Bethlehem is in a forest in Pennsylvania and Dracula never lived in a forest in Transylvania.
You’re all nuts.

the forest is full of nuts.

And Christmas is traditionally associated with nucivory, esp in the Northern Hemisphere.

Bubblecar said:

(I don’t think they made 8 red Daleks…)

Bubblecar said:

Now that could be a thing, 20 talking daleks as herb containers where each says the name of the herb they contain when you move your hand in front of them.

Tau.Neutrino said:

Bubblecar said:

Now that could be a thing, 20 talking daleks as herb containers where each says the name of the herb they contain when you move your hand in front of them.

They light up as well and turn around.

Randolf’s Party

It was Chrisbus time but Randolf was alone. Where were all his good pals. Bernie, Dave, Nicky, Alice, Beddy, Freba, Viggy, Nigel, Alfred, Clive, Stan, Frenk, Tom, Harry, George, Harold? Where were they on this day? Randolf looged saggly at his only Chrispbut cart from his dad who did not live there.

‘I can’t understan this being so alonely on the one day of the year when one would surely spect a pal or two?’ thought Rangolf. Hanyway he carried on putting ub the desicrations and muzzle toe. All of the surgeon there there was amerry timble on the door. Who but who could be knocking on my door? he opend it and there standing there who? but only his pals. Bernie, Dave, Nicky, Alice, Beddy, Freba, Viggy, Nigel, Alfred, Clive, Stan, Frenk, Tom, Harry, George, Harolb weren’t they?

Come on in old pals buddys and mates. With a big griff on his face Randoff welcombed them. In they came jorking and labbing and shoubing ‘Haddy Grimmble, Randoob.’ and other hearty, and then they all jumbed on him and did smite him with mighty blows about his head crying, ‘We never liked you all the years we’ve known you. You were never raelly one of us, you know, soft head.’

They killed him you know, at least he didn’t die alone did he? Merry Chrustchove, Randolf old pal buddy.

-John Lennon.

dv said:

ah, Christmas Island