Virgin Hyperloop Has Invented The World’s Crappiest High-Speed Rail
Shocking news! In an incredible breakthrough for American mass-transit engineering, the transportation technology company Virgin Hyperloop this past weekend successfully moved two people 500 meters across the barren Las Vegas desert at a top speed of just over 100 mph, setting a new world record for the absolute most pitiful thing anyone not named “Elon Musk” has ever tried to pass off as “high-speed rail.”
https://defector.com/virgin-hyperloop-has-invented-the-worlds-crappiest-high-speed-rail/
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