Beat Buffy to it.
You have to get in quick.
Peak Warming Man said:
Beat Buffy to it.
Damn. I only walked away for half a minute…
buffy said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Beat Buffy to it.
Damn. I only walked away for half a minute…
Heh.
Anyway, I can’t sit here offering insightful comment, I have to go around to the rural store and see what hoses they’ve got in stock. I want a new hose for the veggie patch.
buffy said:
Anyway, I can’t sit here offering insightful comment, I have to go around to the rural store and see what hoses they’ve got in stock. I want a new hose for the veggie patch.
When does it start?
Tamb said:
buffy said:
Anyway, I can’t sit here offering insightful comment, I have to go around to the rural store and see what hoses they’ve got in stock. I want a new hose for the veggie patch.When does it start?
A little under 2 hours. On the hour in whatever time zone you are in.
party_pants said:
Tamb said:
buffy said:
Anyway, I can’t sit here offering insightful comment, I have to go around to the rural store and see what hoses they’ve got in stock. I want a new hose for the veggie patch.When does it start?
A little under 2 hours. On the hour in whatever time zone you are in.
15.00 in NSW, VIC and TAS
14.30 in SA
14.00 in QLD
13.30 in NT
12.00 in WA
party_pants said:
15.00 in NSW, VIC and TAS
14.30 in SA
14.00 in QLD
13.30 in NT
12.00 in WA
I missed the preamble. How many Being Hit On The Head specialists are we playing?
Ian said:
I missed the preamble. How many Being Hit On The Head specialists are we playing?
One. Cam Green is in the side and will make his test debut.
India won the toss and are batting.
Peak Warming Man said:
India won the toss and are batting.
And they have lost one, second ball from Starc for no runs…
FUCK OFF
I apologise for the delay in telecast
Peak Warming Man said:
India won the toss and are batting.
Oh, thank goodness you didn’t miss the start. Because, I did…
buffy said:
Peak Warming Man said:
India won the toss and are batting.
Oh, thank goodness you didn’t miss the start. Because, I did…
With you it’s cricket/mowing, mowing/cricket, what to do…..what to do.
You’re always torn like this in summer.
India: 2/32.
FUCK OFF
buffy said:
Peak Warming Man said:
India won the toss and are batting.
Oh, thank goodness you didn’t miss the start. Because, I did…
Sacrelige!
OK, sorry.
Three-fa!
:)
Michael V said:
Three-fa!:)
Oh, did something happen? I was reading…
(This is why I’ve been to the cricket at the MCG exactly once in my life. I took a book to read. I was not popular with my friends. All male.)
Apologies, apologies.
FUCK OFF
Go GOAT
IND: 3/107 at tea.
Kohli is out
roughbarked said:
Kohli is out
Run out
Eggcellent
:)
Piss pff!
party_pants said:
Piss pff!
OK. I shall leave the task to sibeen, I am not wprthy.
party_pants said:
party_pants said:
Piss pff!
OK. I shall leave the task to sibeen, I am not wprthy.
FUCK OFF
sibeen?
India 6/207.
FUCK OFF
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
No!
Ind: 6/233 at stumps.
Michael V said:
Ind: 6/233 at stumps.
Good day’s cricket for Aus I reckon.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
Ind: 6/233 at stumps.
Good day’s cricket for Aus I reckon.
Yes. A most enjoyable day’s play.
Ind: 9/240. Three wickets taken in less than 20 minutes.
Michael V said:
Ind: 9/240. Three wickets taken in less than 20 minutes.
IND: All out for 244.
Michael V said:
IND: All out for 244.
23 minutes.
Michael V said:
Ind: 9/240. Three wickets taken in less than 20 minutes.
Yeah, yeah. SWMBO has come down with gastro so I was sent on a pharmacy run.
Burns and Wade eh
Lol
I was in the barbers listening to the cricket, it was slow make no mistake but just as I was leaving Wade swayed back on the back foot and BAM! just wide of cover for a single and the crowd went bananas.
Peak Warming Man said:
I was in the barbers listening to the cricket, it was slow make no mistake but just as I was leaving Wade swayed back on the back foot and BAM! just wide of cover for a single and the crowd went bananas.
Is your hair now lopsided?
1/16
Oh dear
And Wade is now out for 8.
AUS 1/16.
Burns gone 8
Lolz
BOTHER
Was I supposed to be watching?
buffy said:
Was I supposed to be watching?
Ya suppost ta be doin’ the maaarn. Like me.
Woodie said:
buffy said:
Was I supposed to be watching?
Ya suppost ta be doin’ the maaarn. Like me.
I did that about 2.30pm. After I spade and hedge clippered the edges first. And cut back the wild nasturtiums under the apple tree.
buffy said:
Was I supposed to be watching?
no just keeping an eye on it. Cricket scores app on your phone or in an open window on the computer. Maybe the TV on with the sound turned down while you do something else.
That kind of thing.
party_pants said:
buffy said:
Was I supposed to be watching?
no just keeping an eye on it. Cricket scores app on your phone or in an open window on the computer. Maybe the TV on with the sound turned down while you do something else.
That kind of thing.
I’ve been lying on the bed in the back room reading and snoozing…
Ah, in this room there is cricket on the TV. The grass is quite green. A man just picked up a bit of litter. Now a man is running and throwing a ball.
party_pants said:
buffy said:
Was I supposed to be watching?
no just keeping an eye on it. Cricket scores app on your phone or in an open window on the computer. Maybe the TV on with the sound turned down while you do something else.
That kind of thing.
Many people (such as I) don’t actually understand cricket scores. It’s always “three for eleventy nine trailing by twelve, with six wickets in hand” and suchlike.
Bubblecar said:
party_pants said:
buffy said:
Was I supposed to be watching?
no just keeping an eye on it. Cricket scores app on your phone or in an open window on the computer. Maybe the TV on with the sound turned down while you do something else.
That kind of thing.
Many people (such as I) don’t actually understand cricket scores. It’s always “three for eleventy nine trailing by twelve, with six wickets in hand” and suchlike.
I can explain it very simply in one paragraph… if you’re keen.
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:
party_pants said:no just keeping an eye on it. Cricket scores app on your phone or in an open window on the computer. Maybe the TV on with the sound turned down while you do something else.
That kind of thing.
Many people (such as I) don’t actually understand cricket scores. It’s always “three for eleventy nine trailing by twelve, with six wickets in hand” and suchlike.
I can explain it very simply in one paragraph… if you’re keen.
I’d rather it remain one of life’s mysteries, for now.
FUCK
At least Labs is still there and hitting em cleanly.
sibeen said:
FUCK
Car is never going to understand cricket with such concise commentary.
FUCK
Bubblecar said:
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:Many people (such as I) don’t actually understand cricket scores. It’s always “three for eleventy nine trailing by twelve, with six wickets in hand” and suchlike.
I can explain it very simply in one paragraph… if you’re keen.
I’d rather it remain one of life’s mysteries, for now.
Even I understand cricket scoring! (Ex played and watched it.)
FUCK
I think sibeen is in pain. Could someone please pour him another drink/hand him another can, as appropriate.
Bubblecar said:
party_pants said:
buffy said:
Was I supposed to be watching?
no just keeping an eye on it. Cricket scores app on your phone or in an open window on the computer. Maybe the TV on with the sound turned down while you do something else.
That kind of thing.
Many people (such as I) don’t actually understand cricket scores. It’s always “three for eleventy nine trailing by twelve, with six wickets in hand” and suchlike.
For Bubblecar (he must have seen it before, but apparently has forgotten):
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game
FUCK
FUCK
we’re getting thrashed here….
FUCK
sibeen said:
FUCK
ninefa
FUCK
All out 191. 53 behind.
sibeen said:
FUCKAll out 191. 53 behind.
Coulda bin worse.
The last 4 wickets made more than the first 4..
It’s a funny old game
sibeen said:
FUCKAll out 191. 53 behind.
191.53 behind?
When did they start counting runs to the nearest 0.01?
The Rev Dodgson said:
sibeen said:
FUCKAll out 191. 53 behind.
191.53 behind?
When did they start counting runs to the nearest 0.01?
Cricket went metric in the seventies, and they went to a radix of 6 for bowling.
FUCK OFF
The Rev Dodgson said:
sibeen said:
FUCKAll out 191. 53 behind.
191.53 behind?
When did they start counting runs to the nearest 0.01?
cricket scoring is complicated….
Stumps: IND 1/9. Sixty two runs ahead.
FUCK OFF
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
What?! Did I forget to turn the TV on. Again?!
buffy said:
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
What?! Did I forget to turn the TV on. Again?!
Sibeen should moderate the harsh tone a little, e.g.:
FUCK OFF AND HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
I’m hoping that historical statistics will show that when this test is over that there will be more FUCK OFFS than FUCKS
Bubblecar said:
buffy said:
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
What?! Did I forget to turn the TV on. Again?!
Sibeen should moderate the harsh tone a little, e.g.:
FUCK OFF AND HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS
I couldn’t do that. These people are Hindus and would probably be offended.
FUCK OFF
Carnage.
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
I wont be looking up a double wicket maiden on google.
Kohli gone for four. IND: 6/19
!!!
FUCK OFF
All this ‘fucking’ and ‘offing’ is very delayed. Are you posting from the Moon Sibeen?
Every run is vital, inching along, if they can get a lead of 150+ it will be interesting.
sibeen said:
Bubblecar said:
buffy said:What?! Did I forget to turn the TV on. Again?!
Sibeen should moderate the harsh tone a little, e.g.:
FUCK OFF AND HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS
I couldn’t do that. These people are Hindus and would probably be offended.
Nah, they’d be hopeful of your getting it right in your next life.
India: 7/26. Saha gone!
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
IND: 8/26
Ashwin gone! for a duck!
Hat trick ball coming up.
Michael V said:
IND: 8/26Ashwin gone! for a duck!
Presumably not for Christmas dinner, if he’s a HIndu.
FUCK OFF
Vihari gone for 8
IND: 9/31
Hazlewood’s fifth this innings!
Michael V said:
Vihari gone for 8IND: 9/31
Hazlewood’s fifth this innings!
Hazlewood: 5/3 so far.
:)
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
Vihari gone for 8IND: 9/31
Hazlewood’s fifth this innings!
Hazlewood: 5/3 so far.
:)
Ernie Tossack got 5/2 on a sticky wicket in Brisbane, apparently.
FUCK OFF
Lowest test score EVAH!
sibeen said:
Lowest test score EVAH!
Well, well, well.
Close to an All Fuck Off record.
Wow!
Ian said:
Close to an All Fuck Off record.Wow!
Binge tells me it’s lowest ever for India, and lowest test score for 65 years.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Ian said:
Close to an All Fuck Off record.Wow!
Binge tells me it’s lowest ever for India, and lowest test score for 65 years.
They’ll be piranhas in their own country now.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Ian said:
Close to an All Fuck Off record.Wow!
Binge tells me it’s lowest ever for India, and lowest test score for 65 years.
They’ll be piranhas in their own country now.
If they win anyway they should be OK.
sibeen said:
Lowest test score EVAH!
FUCK
Mr buffy appears to have given up on the cricket. He is watching something called The Horse Soldiers, on GEM.
buffy said:
Mr buffy appears to have given up on the cricket. He is watching something called The Horse Soldiers, on GEM.
They’re having a 40 minute dinner break at the cricket.
sibeen said:
buffy said:
Mr buffy appears to have given up on the cricket. He is watching something called The Horse Soldiers, on GEM.They’re having a 40 minute dinner break at the cricket.
What he said
sibeen said:
buffy said:
Mr buffy appears to have given up on the cricket. He is watching something called The Horse Soldiers, on GEM.They’re having a 40 minute dinner break at the cricket.
What’s on the menu?
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:
buffy said:
Mr buffy appears to have given up on the cricket. He is watching something called The Horse Soldiers, on GEM.They’re having a 40 minute dinner break at the cricket.
What’s on the menu?
I’m not privy to that information.
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:They’re having a 40 minute dinner break at the cricket.
What’s on the menu?
I’m not privy to that information.
Can’t be much of a commentary team if they don’t fill you in on basic info like that.
I’m betting the Indian team settled down to a Kashmiri Lamb Rogan Josh…
…while the Australians tucked into a pork loin roast with apples & pears.
Wade run out for 33.
AUS: 1/70
Twenty more runs required for a win
Burns seems to be coming good again, despite the sickening blow on his elbow.
Labs caught for 8.
AUS: 2/82
8 runs required to win.
Michael V said:
Labs caught for 8.AUS: 2/82
8 runs required to win.
Sorry, my bad. Caught for 6.
AUS wins!
Joe Burns carries his bat for 51* with a final 6!
:)
All done.
A Maz Ing!
ABC News:
‘There was something surreal and unexplainable about the way India capitulated to Australia’s unrelenting pace attack to fall for a record-low score of 36 and lose the first Test, writes Russell Jackson.’
Unexplainable = ‘taking a dive in the second round’?
They’ll be better in Melbourne with a proper ball.
Rule 303 said:
:)
A bit of a lull in play here in Adelaide.
Ian said:
A bit of a lull in play here in Adelaide.
LOL in play…
:)
Michael V said:
Ian said:
A bit of a lull in play here in Adelaide.LOL in play…
:)
I reckon an innings of 36 deserves that.
:-)
Rule 303 said:
Michael V said:
Ian said:
A bit of a lull in play here in Adelaide.LOL in play…
:)
I reckon an innings of 36 deserves that.
:-)
Shirley could have squeezed in another innings or two.
Ian said:
Rule 303 said:
Michael V said:LOL in play…
:)
I reckon an innings of 36 deserves that.
:-)
Shirley could have squeezed in another innings or two.
Did I miss something again?
buffy said:
Ian said:
Rule 303 said:I reckon an innings of 36 deserves that.
:-)
Shirley could have squeezed in another innings or two.
Did I miss something again?
The fans are lamenting that they got far less Test for their money ‘cos it ended so quickly.
Bubblecar said:
buffy said:
Ian said:Shirley could have squeezed in another innings or two.
Did I miss something again?
The fans are lamenting that they got far less Test for their money ‘cos it ended so quickly.
So they’re testy?
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:
buffy said:Did I miss something again?
The fans are lamenting that they got far less Test for their money ‘cos it ended so quickly.
So they’re testy?
FUCK OFF
Shakib Al Hasan has finished his one year suspension so I suppose at least he can say he picked a good year for it…