The other night at the Pub I made up two words

Numders … the set of intergers used for proofs by Flat Earthers and Anti Vaxers

Hopocrisy …. the morality espoused after 12 beers .

I used to have a few others , can’t remember them today.

Does anyone out there have their own fav made up word ?

Brett

Thomo said:

The other night at the Pub I made up two words

Numders … the set of intergers used for proofs by Flat Earthers and Anti Vaxers

Hopocrisy …. the morality espoused after 12 beers .

I used to have a few others , can’t remember them today.

Does anyone out there have their own fav made up word ?

Brett

Not necessarily a favourite, but:

‘piddlefooting’

The little rapid steps that the Barely-Domesticated Wolf takes when he’s close to finding the site for his first pee of the day, after being let outside.

dysmathtic

dystolerant

transition said:

dysmathtic

dystolerant

Dysmathtic
I like it .
Maybe an assmathic ?

The Washington Post does. Every year.

1. Bozone (N.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the
near future.

https://carma.newcastle.edu.au/resources/jon/Preprints/Oddments/werds.pdf

oh I like Bozone…

transition said:

dysmathtic

dystolerant

I’d like definitions of these..
Dyscalculia is already the word describing a dyslexic type approach to numbers..

When I was writing technical I would do it all the time. Concatenating words in the german style.

In a brainstorming exercise for church I came up with lifestreams.

One of my favourites invented by someone else is BOEing, calculating how an aircraft flies using a Back Of Envelope.

It’s been so long since I came up with funny made up words that I can’t remember any of them.

Warning: Foul language alert.

Amusic – fun music
Ustrailya – Oz
Amerrycunt – eg. Donald Trump
Ecocrap – pre-Covid greenie activist apocalyptic propaganda
Sex-spurt – expert
Sex-am-in-Asian – examination
-Uckdick – the frozen north

Some product names.

Lincrap – products sold by Lincraft
Vomited-on-parents – better known as Mucked-on-olds
Smashedup – Mazda
Toy-udder – Toyota
Forked-fuckus – Ford Focus
High-undies-sex-sell – Hyundai Excel
Me-die-bank – Medibank
A-pull – as in “a-pull a day keeps the doctor away”
die-pod – coffin or Apple product
Holdin’cumadore – Holden Commadore
Bummings – Bunnings
Red-fur-hurry – Red Ferrari
Died-cock – ‘just for the taste of it’
Cunt’uck-if-ride-she-can – Kentucky fried

enough for now

mollwollfumble said:

Smashedup – Mazda
Toy-udder – Toyota
Forked-fuckus – Ford Focus
High-undies-sex-sell – Hyundai Excel
Holdin’cumadore – Holden Commadore

Mechanic mate of mine used to call Commodores “Dunny Doors”, as in “commode door”.

Mitsubishi was called Bitsamissing.

Ford Explorers were called Exploders because of the tyre blowout troubles they had, but I don’t think they make them anymore.

party_pants said:

Ford Explorers were called Exploders because of the tyre blowout troubles they had, but I don’t think they make them anymore.

In the 1950s, the Royal Navy had two formerly-German expirimental u-boats that were driven by steam produced from high-test peroxide.

They were named HMS Explorer and HMS Excalibur.

More popularly, they were known as ‘Exploder’ and ‘Excruciator’.

captain_spalding said:

party_pants said:

Ford Explorers were called Exploders because of the tyre blowout troubles they had, but I don’t think they make them anymore.

In the 1950s, the Royal Navy had two formerly-German expirimental u-boats that were driven by steam produced from high-test peroxide.

They were named HMS Explorer and HMS Excalibur.

More popularly, they were known as ‘Exploder’ and ‘Excruciator’.

Bugger that!
HTP is very nasty stuff.

Spiny Norman said:

captain_spalding said:

party_pants said:

Ford Explorers were called Exploders because of the tyre blowout troubles they had, but I don’t think they make them anymore.

In the 1950s, the Royal Navy had two formerly-German expirimental u-boats that were driven by steam produced from high-test peroxide.

They were named HMS Explorer and HMS Excalibur.

More popularly, they were known as ‘Exploder’ and ‘Excruciator’.

Bugger that!
HTP is very nasty stuff.

The nicknames were well earnt.

Gronk – scoffing down food really quickly

Goshole – the description of my suburb as its a bit of a hole

Rozzie
Grozzie
Grozzles
Grizzles
Mrs Grizzthingo
Grizzbut

sarahs mum said:

Rozzie
Grozzie
Grozzles
Grizzles
Mrs Grizzthingo
Grizzbut

Wait did you post noros in the wrong place?

dv said:

sarahs mum said:

Rozzie
Grozzie
Grozzles
Grizzles
Mrs Grizzthingo
Grizzbut

Wait did you post noros in the wrong place?

Rozzie
Grozzie
Grozzles
Grizzles
Mrs Grizzthingo
Grizzbut
Noros

sarahs mum said:

Rozzie
Grozzie
Grozzles
Grizzles
Mrs Grizzthingo
Grizzbut

You invented gorblesmacked too, if I’m not mistaken.

Bubblecar said:

sarahs mum said:

Rozzie
Grozzie
Grozzles
Grizzles
Mrs Grizzthingo
Grizzbut

You invented gorblesmacked too, if I’m not mistaken.

gorblesmitten

sarahs mum said:

dv said:

sarahs mum said:

Rozzie
Grozzie
Grozzles
Grizzles
Mrs Grizzthingo
Grizzbut

Wait did you post noros in the wrong place?

Rozzie
Grozzie
Grozzles
Grizzles
Mrs Grizzthingo
Grizzbut
Noros

Norovirus

Bubblecar said:

sarahs mum said:

Rozzie
Grozzie
Grozzles
Grizzles
Mrs Grizzthingo
Grizzbut

You invented gorblesmacked too, if I’m not mistaken.

gorbleschmitten.

sarahs mum said:

Bubblecar said:

sarahs mum said:

Rozzie
Grozzie
Grozzles
Grizzles
Mrs Grizzthingo
Grizzbut

You invented gorblesmacked too, if I’m not mistaken.

gorbleschmitten.

Full gothic impact there, excuse my dilution.

Bubblecar said:

sarahs mum said:

Bubblecar said:

You invented gorblesmacked too, if I’m not mistaken.

gorbleschmitten.

Full gothic impact there, excuse my dilution.

Gorble come from ‘At the Denis’ by John Lennon. That is also where ‘tooth hurty’ comes from.

sarahs mum said:

Bubblecar said:

sarahs mum said:

gorbleschmitten.

Full gothic impact there, excuse my dilution.

Gorble come from ‘At the Denis’ by John Lennon. That is also where ‘tooth hurty’ comes from.

I’m sure I’ve seen the painful tooth hurty joke in documents predating the birth of any Beatle.

Bubblecar said:

sarahs mum said:

Bubblecar said:

Full gothic impact there, excuse my dilution.

Gorble come from ‘At the Denis’ by John Lennon. That is also where ‘tooth hurty’ comes from.

I’m sure I’ve seen the painful tooth hurty joke in documents predating the birth of any Beatle.

perhaps.

sarahs mum said:

Bubblecar said:

sarahs mum said:

Gorble come from ‘At the Denis’ by John Lennon. That is also where ‘tooth hurty’ comes from.

I’m sure I’ve seen the painful tooth hurty joke in documents predating the birth of any Beatle.

perhaps.

There was a lot of Lennon’ writty that was stolen and then garbled. Like Treasure Ivan and the Fabled Fibe and Snore Wife and some several dwarts.

I’ve been watching ‘the Last Kingdom’ The Vikings have taken over much of England. There has been a bit of nice hand stitchery and felt work.

And then someone had to go and feed corn to the chickens.

sarahs mum said:

sarahs mum said:

Bubblecar said:

I’m sure I’ve seen the painful tooth hurty joke in documents predating the birth of any Beatle.

perhaps.

There was a lot of Lennon’ writty that was stolen and then garbled. Like Treasure Ivan and the Fabled Fibe and Snore Wife and some several dwarts.

Lennon treated his housekeeper, Dorothy Jarlett, like family. One day, Lennon gave his tooth to Jarlett for her daughter, a big Beatles fan. After many years, the family decided to put it up for auction. The tooth began a bidding war and eventually sold for $31,200 to a Canadian dentist, who hopes to clone the musician. Some questioned the Jarletts for selling the precious memorabilia, but the family stated they had other, more meaningful gifts Lennon had given them over the years. They wanted to sell the tooth before it got lost.

sarahs mum said:

sarahs mum said:

Bubblecar said:

I’m sure I’ve seen the painful tooth hurty joke in documents predating the birth of any Beatle.

perhaps.

There was a lot of Lennon’ writty that was stolen and then garbled. Like Treasure Ivan and the Fabled Fibe and Snore Wife and some several dwarts.

They are from In His Own Write, yeah.

sarahs mum said:

And then someone had to go and feed corn to the chickens.

which in England would be perfectly OK.

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

And then someone had to go and feed corn to the chickens.

which in England would be perfectly OK.

I thought corn was an american plant.

sarahs mum said:

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

And then someone had to go and feed corn to the chickens.

which in England would be perfectly OK.

I thought corn was an american plant.

It is.

sarahs mum said:

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

And then someone had to go and feed corn to the chickens.

which in England would be perfectly OK.

I thought corn was an american plant.

It is. But in England wheat is called corn and corn is maize. well it was that way when I lived there.

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

ChrispenEvan said:

which in England would be perfectly OK.

I thought corn was an american plant.

It is. But in England wheat is called corn and corn is maize. well it was that way when I lived there.

Originally corn had heads or ears that were only an inch long, like we see wheat today.

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

ChrispenEvan said:

which in England would be perfectly OK.

I thought corn was an american plant.

It is. But in England wheat is called corn and corn is maize. well it was that way when I lived there.

It’s a real maze

dv said:

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

I thought corn was an american plant.

It is. But in England wheat is called corn and corn is maize. well it was that way when I lived there.

It’s a real maze

and that is corny.

ChrispenEvan said:

dv said:

ChrispenEvan said:

It is. But in England wheat is called corn and corn is maize. well it was that way when I lived there.

It’s a real maze

and that is corny.

a bit of an ear worm.

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

ChrispenEvan said:

which in England would be perfectly OK.

I thought corn was an american plant.

It is. But in England wheat is called corn and corn is maize. well it was that way when I lived there.

This was kernels of corn. Not your usual cake.

Einkorn

sarahs mum said:

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

I thought corn was an american plant.

It is. But in England wheat is called corn and corn is maize. well it was that way when I lived there.

This was kernels of corn. Not your usual cake.

Corn/maize was brought back from the Americas. In the 1500s it would have been a rarity. And this series is based in the year 866.

‘The year is 866, and the Great Heathen Army’s arrival in Britain is about to redefine the relationship between Vikings and Anglo-Saxons. Following establishment of Danish rule in Jórvík and East Anglia, the show largely focuses on the resistance of the Kingdom of Wessex to ongoing Viking incursions to Southern England. The story covers about 40–45 years by the end of season 4. Season 1 covers the years 866–878, season 2 from 878 to 886, season 3 from 893 to 900, and season 4 takes place about 901 to 912’

sarahs mum said:

sarahs mum said:

ChrispenEvan said:

It is. But in England wheat is called corn and corn is maize. well it was that way when I lived there.

This was kernels of corn. Not your usual cake.

Corn/maize was brought back from the Americas. In the 1500s it would have been a rarity. And this series is based in the year 866.

‘The year is 866, and the Great Heathen Army’s arrival in Britain is about to redefine the relationship between Vikings and Anglo-Saxons. Following establishment of Danish rule in Jórvík and East Anglia, the show largely focuses on the resistance of the Kingdom of Wessex to ongoing Viking incursions to Southern England. The story covers about 40–45 years by the end of season 4. Season 1 covers the years 866–878, season 2 from 878 to 886, season 3 from 893 to 900, and season 4 takes place about 901 to 912’

it was a rarity back in the 60s. never had corn on the cob at home.

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

sarahs mum said:

This was kernels of corn. Not your usual cake.

Corn/maize was brought back from the Americas. In the 1500s it would have been a rarity. And this series is based in the year 866.

‘The year is 866, and the Great Heathen Army’s arrival in Britain is about to redefine the relationship between Vikings and Anglo-Saxons. Following establishment of Danish rule in Jórvík and East Anglia, the show largely focuses on the resistance of the Kingdom of Wessex to ongoing Viking incursions to Southern England. The story covers about 40–45 years by the end of season 4. Season 1 covers the years 866–878, season 2 from 878 to 886, season 3 from 893 to 900, and season 4 takes place about 901 to 912’

it was a rarity back in the 60s. never had corn on the cob at home.

we did. but it was seasonal.

ChrispenEvan said:

sarahs mum said:

sarahs mum said:

This was kernels of corn. Not your usual cake.

Corn/maize was brought back from the Americas. In the 1500s it would have been a rarity. And this series is based in the year 866.

‘The year is 866, and the Great Heathen Army’s arrival in Britain is about to redefine the relationship between Vikings and Anglo-Saxons. Following establishment of Danish rule in Jórvík and East Anglia, the show largely focuses on the resistance of the Kingdom of Wessex to ongoing Viking incursions to Southern England. The story covers about 40–45 years by the end of season 4. Season 1 covers the years 866–878, season 2 from 878 to 886, season 3 from 893 to 900, and season 4 takes place about 901 to 912’

it was a rarity back in the 60s. never had corn on the cob at home.

Sounds like they were reading old books and misinterpreted them. Corn just meant grain crops, which was why maize came to be called corn.

sarahs mum said:

sarahs mum said:

ChrispenEvan said:

It is. But in England wheat is called corn and corn is maize. well it was that way when I lived there.

This was kernels of corn. Not your usual cake.

Corn/maize was brought back from the Americas. In the 1500s it would have been a rarity. And this series is based in the year 866.

‘The year is 866, and the Great Heathen Army’s arrival in Britain is about to redefine the relationship between Vikings and Anglo-Saxons. Following establishment of Danish rule in Jórvík and East Anglia, the show largely focuses on the resistance of the Kingdom of Wessex to ongoing Viking incursions to Southern England. The story covers about 40–45 years by the end of season 4. Season 1 covers the years 866–878, season 2 from 878 to 886, season 3 from 893 to 900, and season 4 takes place about 901 to 912’

So, not corn then?