Thought I reverse my emails and travel back in time to Fri 22/03/2002 9:50 AM (I never delete emails)
I found this email to all and sundry at the time.
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THE FIRST ANNUAL SSSF SYDNEY ORANGE EASTER EGG CONFERENCE AGENDA:
>Dear Registerees: (and Registeresses)
>
>Yep! It’s on. The 1st Annual Sydney Orange Easter Egg Conference.
>
>WHERE?
>45 O’Connell St Newtown. (Sydney)
>
>What you have to do?
>
>Just turn up! With your friend, partner, dog, kids, or favourite teddy bear.
>
>WHEN:
>Saturday 23rd March 2002 at 2pm.
>
>If you get lost, call me on (02) 9557 5787 OR 0419 212 287 for
>directions. (I don’t mean “get lost”, but …… you know what I
>mean…)
>
>Or ICQ 3934386 (niceboy)
>
>AGENDA:
>2:00pm – “Welcome Address and Drinks”
>
>2:15 – “Thumb Twiddling for Beginners”
>A learned expert in this field will lead a group therapy session.
>(While waiting for stragglers and latecomers to arrive)
>
>2:30 – “Paper Aeroplane Making”
>A practical experiment and demonstration of amateur avionics. A
>pre-conference Team Building exercise.
>
>2:45 – “Opening Ceremony”
>Formal ignition of the cooking facilities.
>
>3:00 – Afternoon Tea (More drinks)
>
>3:15 – “How to Drink Beer”
>Will include hot tips on how to fool your friends with “Beer Magic”.
>
>3:30 – “Carbon Manufacture and Consumption”
>A self help practical exercise on the cremation of chops, sausages,
>and tofu burgers. (For later consumption) Men only.
>
>3:45 – “Farts, Burps and Bodily Noises”
>Will include demonstrations and audience participation.
>
>4:00 – “Will it Rain?”
>General discussion groups.
>
>4:15 – “How To Have A Forum Affair And Not Tell Anybody”
>Presented by insert your name here
>
>4:30 – cont’d (more drinks)
>
>4:45 – “How NOT To Have a Forum Affair When Everybody Thinks You Are”
>Presented by insert your name here
>
>5:00 – “Gossip”
>Is it gossip, or just a healthy interest in your fellow human being?
>
>5:02 – “More Drinks”
>
>5:15 – “Cremation v/s Consumption”
>A controlled group experiment on the viability of carbon consumption
>via cremated foodstuffs.
>
>5:30 – “How To Peel An Orange In The Dark”
>Professor Diddlysquat will discuss “Is this possible?”
>
>5:45 – “Loo Queueing Theory”
>A discussion on the results of the afternoons activities.
>
>5:47 – “More Drinks”
>
>6:00 – “Time Dilation & Black Holes”
>An aggreeance amongst conference delegates will be made as to what
>the time actually is, and where the afternoon actually went.
>
>6:15 – “Teaspoon in the Champagne Bottle”
>Does Champagne keep it’s sparkle? Teaspoons provided – BYO Champagne.
>
>6:17 – “Abandonment of Previous Session”
>Due to prior consumption of Champagne.
>
>6:30 – “Astronomy for Beginners”
>Participants will be required to point out their favourite star.
>(Will it be Brad Pitt or Britney Spears)
>
>6:45 – “Nutrition, Diet & Exercise”
>This session is optional. Those not willing to participate will be
>able to select from the follwing:
>1. More beer
>2. More Munchies
>3. Continuation of sedentary activities.
>
>6:47 – “More Drinks”
>
>7.00 – “Open Forum”
>Yes, the SSSF site will be open for access.
>
>7.15 – “God, Allah & the Rainbow Serpent”
>All gods and idols will be present for this question and answer session.
>
>7:30 – “Sex”
>This general discussion session may be cancelled due to lack of interest.
>
>7:32 – “More Drinks”
>
>7:45 – “To Go Home, or Not To Go Home. That Is The Question”
>General discussion group re indecision.
>
>8:00 “Closing Ceremony”
>Re-ignition of cooking facilities and general frivolity.
>
>12:00 “How to Pull It Off” (working title)
>Hamish will present this paper, if he can work out how to do it by
>then. **(Thems is not my words! refer “Lodgment of Interest in Paper
>Presentation” email – Hamish 18/03/02)
>
>Register YOUR interest in attending, or presenting by emailing
>woodie_sssf@hotmail.com
>
>STOP PRESS: STOP PRESS: STOP PRESS:
>
>The last session at 12:00 has now been replaced by:
>
>12:00 – “Numismatics – The Defining characteristic of Expression:
>Prepatriarchial nihilism and subsemantic Marxism”
>Presented by Hamish.
>This will be a presentation on big words not in the dictionary.
>
>*****NOTE: Agenda subject to change.
>
>BYO: Drinkies, chopsies, cookies, eaties, fornicaties, siblingeese,
>whatever-eese. (even if it’s the old lady from up the street)…..
>and whatever you need for a fab afternoon. I’ll supply the barbie
>and knives and forks.
>
>There is a pool(and Ruby has requested a “wet tshirt competition”)
>and a park next door for the kiddies (swing and slides).
>
>I’ll chuck on a few salads, sausages, bread etc, and a white board
>for those wishing to speak. (yes, there will be a “talking
>stick”, and those with the stick will be allowed to speak)
>
>Can you let me know by return email (i.e. a proper RSVP) for numbers
>(Who’s coming with you) etc, so I know how many peanuts to get for
>munchies.
>
>It should be a great arvo, with lots of friends to meet and discuss
>the “matters of the world” with!
>
>Looking forward to meeting you all!
>
>Your in anticipation…………..
>
>
>Woodie (Alan)
>
>PS: “How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could
>chuck wood???”
>
>Attendees:
>Barabara, BoneCollector, Boxhead, Carmel, ClarkKent, DrKarl, Evil
>Twin Beryl, Evil Roy Burton, Hamish, Ian Allen, MissCarol,
>Megafauna, Purple, Reprise, Ruby, SarahsMum, Shell, Steve(Avatar),
>Sparky, Taffy Wake, Wench of the Gods, Wesley Crusher, Woodie,
>squeezes, flatmates, and neighbours dog & cats.Who was there?