Game 1 is on tonight, a T20 starting at 7 pm EDST.
Game 1 is on tonight, a T20 starting at 7 pm EDST.
sibeen said:
Game 1 is on tonight, a T20 starting at 7 pm EDST.
Let’s hope the language will be a little more genteel for this series.
6:00 PM Queensland International Standard Proper Time.
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:
Game 1 is on tonight, a T20 starting at 7 pm EDST.
Let’s hope the language will be a little more genteel for this series.
I should hope not
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:
Game 1 is on tonight, a T20 starting at 7 pm EDST.
Let’s hope the language will be a little more genteel for this series.
FUCK OFF
Ashes? A T20? It’s just not cricket…
Peak Warming Man said:
6:00 PM Queensland International Standard Proper Time.
furious said:
Ashes? A T20? It’s just not cricket…
3 x T20. 1× 4 day Test. 3 x ODI.
Beth Mooney’s out with a broken jaw.
Grace Harris is the replacement. She can be quite entertaining both with the bat and on the microphone.
Are they going to play Elise Perry? (Last I read, they hadn’t decided. I hope they do.)
furious said:
Ashes? A T20? It’s just not cricket…
^^^
Australia won the toss and is going to bowl.
Ellyse Perry has been left out.
sibeen said:
Ellyse Perry has been left out.
Maybe she made too many enemies.
We could do with a wicket or two.
I say we could do with a wicket or two.
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:
Game 1 is on tonight, a T20 starting at 7 pm EDST.
Let’s hope the language will be a little more genteel for this series.
Women’s Ashes sledging:
Your Soufflés don’t rise, and taste floury!
Yeah? Well, your husband isn’t down the pub, he’s at Wendy’s place, checking out her “hedge”!
Kingy said:
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:
Game 1 is on tonight, a T20 starting at 7 pm EDST.
Let’s hope the language will be a little more genteel for this series.
Women’s Ashes sledging:
Your Soufflés don’t rise, and taste floury!
Yeah? Well, your husband isn’t down the pub, he’s at Wendy’s place, checking out her “hedge”!
Are Women’s Ashes what you get from a Ladies Powder Room?
Wah, not on 7plus
Aus 1/110. Eng were 1/92 at the same position.
sibeen said:
Aus 1/110. Eng were 1/92 at the same position.
That’s the end of the 12th over. Oz need 58 off the next 8 overs. Should shit it in.
sibeen said:
Aus 1/110. Eng were 1/92 at the same position.
Can you tell just by looking at them, which are the Australians and which are the English?
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:
Aus 1/110. Eng were 1/92 at the same position.
Can you tell just by looking at them, which are the Australians and which are the English?
Of course.
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:
Aus 1/110. Eng were 1/92 at the same position.
Can you tell just by looking at them, which are the Australians and which are the English?
The poms are in red,white and blue; the Aussies in green and yellow.
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:
sibeen said:
Aus 1/110. Eng were 1/92 at the same position.
Can you tell just by looking at them, which are the Australians and which are the English?
The poms are in red,white and blue; the Aussies in green and yellow.
I was meaning more just by their facial characteristics.
Bubblecar said:
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:Can you tell just by looking at them, which are the Australians and which are the English?
The poms are in red,white and blue; the Aussies in green and yellow.
I was meaning more just by their facial characteristics.
No, not really.
But even then one side is batting and one is fielding – so it is pretty easy to tell who is who if you can see the scoreboard.
Re: The Ashes.
From a TV cartoon I saw about a week ago.
Person 1 “That urn contains my father’s ashes.”
Person 2 “Sorry, I didn’t know he was cremated.”
Person 1 “He wasn’t. He was a big smoker. His body was never recovered.”
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:
party_pants said:The poms are in red,white and blue; the Aussies in green and yellow.
I was meaning more just by their facial characteristics.
No, not really.
But even then one side is batting and one is fielding – so it is pretty easy to tell who is who if you can see the scoreboard.
The Aussies are smiling more
dv said:
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:I was meaning more just by their facial characteristics.
No, not really.
But even then one side is batting and one is fielding – so it is pretty easy to tell who is who if you can see the scoreboard.
The Aussies are smiling more
Aus need 17 off 25 balls remaining, with 9 wickets on hand :)
dv said:
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:I was meaning more just by their facial characteristics.
No, not really.
But even then one side is batting and one is fielding – so it is pretty easy to tell who is who if you can see the scoreboard.
The Aussies are smiling more
Our Prime Minister is better than their Prime Minister, and it comes out in our sunny disposition.
sibeen said:
dv said:
party_pants said:No, not really.
But even then one side is batting and one is fielding – so it is pretty easy to tell who is who if you can see the scoreboard.
The Aussies are smiling more
Our Prime Minister is better than their Prime Minister, and it comes out in our sunny disposition.
wait… what?
Oz wins by 9 wickets.
party_pants said:
sibeen said:
dv said:The Aussies are smiling more
Our Prime Minister is better than their Prime Minister, and it comes out in our sunny disposition.
wait… what?
I’ll give him that
Aus win by 9 wickets with 3 overs to spare.
party_pants said:
sibeen said:
dv said:The Aussies are smiling more
Our Prime Minister is better than their Prime Minister, and it comes out in our sunny disposition.
wait… what?
I suspect Scotty will be around a bit longer than Boris. Not by much, hopefully, but longer.
Bubblecar said:
Can you tell just by looking at them, which are the Australians and which are the English?
The poms don’t have a suntan.
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:Can you tell just by looking at them, which are the Australians and which are the English?
The poms don’t have a suntan.
And they look miserable.
Game 2: rain-delayed.
Playing now – a shortened match of 14 overs apiece.
Raining again.
:(
Thanks for the heads up, mv.
Game 2 has been abandoned.
On the bright side England gets some points :)
sibeen said:
Game 2 has been abandoned.On the bright side England gets some points :)
Shoulda played it in Melbourne with the roof closed.
sibeen said:
Game 2 has been abandoned.On the bright side England gets some points :)
What’s the breakdown of points available T20s Test One dayers?
sibeen said:
Game 2 has been abandoned.On the bright side England gets some points :)
Ha!
sibeen said:
Game 2 has been abandoned.On the bright side England gets some points :)
A point.
Score now is Au 3 En 1
Peak Warming Man said:
sibeen said:
Game 2 has been abandoned.On the bright side England gets some points :)
What’s the breakdown of points available T20s Test One dayers?
3 ×2 T20 1×4 Test(4 day match) 3 × 2 ODI
Total 16
Tamb said:
Peak Warming Man said:
sibeen said:
Game 2 has been abandoned.On the bright side England gets some points :)
What’s the breakdown of points available T20s Test One dayers?
3 ×2 T20 1×4 Test(4 day match) 3 × 2 ODI
Total 16
Ta.
Peak Warming Man said:
sibeen said:
Game 2 has been abandoned.On the bright side England gets some points :)
What’s the breakdown of points available T20s Test One dayers?
T20 and ODI are worth 2 points, winner gets 2 points, or 1 point each on the event of a tie or no-result. Test match is worth 4 points, or 2 in the event of a draw, tie or no-result.
Peak Warming Man said:
Tamb said:
Peak Warming Man said:What’s the breakdown of points available T20s Test One dayers?
3 ×2 T20 1×4 Test(4 day match) 3 × 2 ODI
Total 16
Ta.
No worries.
Start delayed: rain. It doesn’t look hopeful, judging by the radar.
:(
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR643.loop.shtml
Michael V said:
Start delayed: rain. It doesn’t look hopeful, judging by the radar.:(
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR643.loop.shtml
I’m afraid there will be no cricket until Wednesday if that. Probably none.
Stupid Adelaide
sibeen said:
Game 2 has been abandoned.On the bright side England gets some points :)
Game 3 has been abandoned.
On the bright side England gets another point :)
sibeen said:
sibeen said:
Game 2 has been abandoned.On the bright side England gets some points :)
Game 3 has been abandoned.
On the bright side England gets another point :)
So Aust. only needs another 2 points to retain the Ashes.
Peak Warming Man said:
sibeen said:
sibeen said:
Game 2 has been abandoned.On the bright side England gets some points :)
Game 3 has been abandoned.
On the bright side England gets another point :)
So Aust. only needs another 2 points to retain the Ashes.
3 points.
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:
sibeen said:Game 3 has been abandoned.
On the bright side England gets another point :)
So Aust. only needs another 2 points to retain the Ashes.
3 points.
Tamb said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:So Aust. only needs another 2 points to retain the Ashes.
3 points.
I thought we had 3 & needed 8
Likely to lose a day and a half to rain in the Test
dv said:
Likely to lose a day and a half to rain in the Test
Maybe more.
The Test starts. England is bowling.
Healy out for a duck.
Aus: 1/1
Mooney gone for 3.
Aus: 2/4
FUCK
Perry gone for 18.
Aus: 3/43
Luncheon.
Aus: 3/79
Michael V said:
Luncheon.Aus: 3/79
They’re probably having luncheon meat sandwiches.
No fucks were given during that session.
At tea: 3/199.
FUCK
FUCK
sibeen said:
FUCK
Ah, the Lenny Bruce school of comedy.
FUCK
FUCK
sibeen said:
FUCK
Final ball of the day.
Oz 7/327.
The English team managed to get through 97 overs.
Maybe they could have some training sessions with the lads.
dv said:
The English team managed to get through 97 overs.Maybe they could have some training sessions with the lads.
LOL.
Fair call.
Sutherland bowled for 8 runs.
Aus: 8/328
Michael V said:
Sutherland bowled for 8 runs.Aus: 8/328
Game on.
Bugger, I thought it as a 10:30 start and wasn’t paying attention.
FUCK
sibeen said:
Bugger, I thought it as a 10:30 start and wasn’t paying attention.
Ha!
Jonassen gone for 2
AUS declared: 9/337
And a declaration to boot. 9/337.
sibeen said:
And a declaration to boot. 9/337.
Tamb said:
sibeen said:
And a declaration to boot. 9/337.
Declaration. Good mind games.
Might go & watch the match for a while.
As I said.. Game on.
FUCK OFF
Winfield-Hill gone for 4
ENG 1/6
FUCK OFF
Beaumont gone for 5.
ENG: 2/23
Michael V said:
Beaumont gone for 5.ENG: 2/23
Donald Bradman :
When you play test cricket, you don’t give the English(wo)men an inch. Play it tough, all the way. Grind them into the dust. …
Commentary will be interrupted whilst I go do a site visit.
sibeen said:
Commentary will be interrupted whilst I go do a site visit.
FUCK
FUCK OFF
sibeen said:
Commentary will be interrupted whilst I go do a site visit.
no way!
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
Beaumont gone for 5.ENG: 2/23
Donald Bradman :
When you play test cricket, you don’t give the English(wo)men an inch. Play it tough, all the way. Grind them into the dust. …
Was Bradman inclined to give cricketers from other countries an inch then?
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
Beaumont gone for 5.ENG: 2/23
Donald Bradman :
When you play test cricket, you don’t give the English(wo)men an inch. Play it tough, all the way. Grind them into the dust. …
Was Bradman inclined to give cricketers from other countries an inch then?
He played over half his test cricket against England. He played 1 series each against West Indies ans South Africa before WW2, and 1 series against India after the war. He scored 4 double-centuries and 4 (single) centuries in those 3 series (15 matches). So I guess he did not go easy on them either.
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:Donald Bradman :
When you play test cricket, you don’t give the English(wo)men an inch. Play it tough, all the way. Grind them into the dust. …
Was Bradman inclined to give cricketers from other countries an inch then?
He played over half his test cricket against England. He played 1 series each against West Indies ans South Africa before WW2, and 1 series against India after the war. He scored 4 double-centuries and 4 (single) centuries in those 3 series (15 matches). So I guess he did not go easy on them either.
I mistaked. Make that 6 single centuries – I counted only the first innings scores.
Luncheon.
ENG: 3/38
FUCK OFF
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
Dunkley gone for 13.
ENG: 4/79
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
Heather Knight gets a Ton!
Good on her.
Play has resumed, Day 3.
:)
Heather Knight (ENG) has 150.
Good on her!
ENG: 8/267, trailing AUS by 70 runs.
Michael V said:
Heather Knight (ENG) has 150.Good on her!
ENG: 8/267, trailing AUS by 70 runs.
Well done, Heather.
Ecclestone gone for 34.
ENG: 9/269
Michael V said:
Heather Knight (ENG) has 150.Good on her!
ENG: 8/267, trailing AUS by 70 runs.
I’ve always liked Heathers, they are not good looking or raunchy like say Vickeys or Pennys but they are all business and get the job done.
Looking at the weather forecast there might only be about 80 overs or so left available for play in the remainder of the match so it will be interesting to see whether the Australians aggressively pursue the victory
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
Heather Knight (ENG) has 150.Good on her!
ENG: 8/267, trailing AUS by 70 runs.
I’ve always liked Heathers, they are not good looking or raunchy like say Vickeys or Pennys but they are all business and get the job done.
True. Hardy.
I think HK has a pretty good shot of being on this list, she’s currently got about 58% of this innings…
Could be a chess joke about knight facing king but I’ll let PWM sort out the details
FUCK OFF
All out 297. Heather Knight 168 not out.
England all out for 297 Trail Australia by 40.
Heather Knight got her highest ever test score; 168 not out.
Michael V said:
England all out for 297 Trail Australia by 40.Heather Knight got her highest ever test score; 168 not out.
Applauds her knock.
sibeen said:
All out 297. Heather Knight 168 not out.
Well done Heather.
dv said:
Could be a chess joke about knight facing king but I’ll let PWM sort out the details
They do say that cricket is the chess of sports.
FUCK
Healy gone for a duck.
AUS: 1/1
sibeen said:
FUCK
A pair of ducks. She might start breeding them?
Michael V said:
Healy gone for a duck.AUS: 1/1
And she’s on a pair.
:(
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Could be a chess joke about knight facing king but I’ll let PWM sort out the details
They do say that cricket is the chess of sports.
Nah, there’s chess-boxing.
Oh, dear.
FUCK
Haynes gone for 4.
AUS: 2/12.
Rain delay…
Play has resumed early, Day 4.
:)
FUCK
Perry gone for 41.
AUS: 3/103, lead by143:
Michael V said:
Perry gone for 41.AUS: 3/103, lead by143:
Plenty of depth yet.
sibeen said:
FUCK
Oh dear.
Mooney gone for 63.
AUS: 4/123, lead by: 163
FUCK
Luncheon.
Michael V said:
Luncheon.
Thank the good lord.
Lanning gone for 12.
AUS: 5/130, lead by: 170
Michael V said:
Lanning gone for 12.AUS: 5/130, lead by: 170
get the feeling that is not quite enough.
Is rain due?
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
Lanning gone for 12.AUS: 5/130, lead by: 170
get the feeling that is not quite enough.
Is rain due?
It’s only a four day game.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
Lanning gone for 12.AUS: 5/130, lead by: 170
get the feeling that is not quite enough.
Is rain due?
Not for a while, judging by the radar.
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR402.loop.shtml
Gardner gone for 38.
AUS: 6/178, lead by: 218
FUCK
FUCK
McGrath gone for 34.
AUS: 7/199, lead by: 239
Declaration. 256 in front.
AUS declared 7/216. Target for ENG is 257.
Interesting dec. Does give England a shot.
dv said:
Interesting dec. Does give England a shot.
They’ll have to go for it.
Hopefully ENG won’t give up and just play for a draw.
Michael V said:
dv said:
Interesting dec. Does give England a shot.
They’ll have to go for it.
Hopefully ENG won’t give up and just play for a draw.
Beaumont gone for 36.
ENG 1/52
Runs still required: 205.
Winfield-Hill gone for 34.
ENG 2/94
Target: 257.
FUCK OFF
Since the extinction of the South Carolina parakeet, the only remaining parrot native to the territory of the US is the green parakeet.
dv said:
Since the extinction of the South Carolina parakeet, the only remaining parrot native to the territory of the US is the green parakeet.
are they any good with a bat though?
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Since the extinction of the South Carolina parakeet, the only remaining parrot native to the territory of the US is the green parakeet.
are they any good with a bat though?
The Chinese are.
Got to tip the lid for both teams going for a result: a sporting declaration by the Australians and a genuine chase by the English.
100 to get and 16 overs.
dv said:
Got to tip the lid for both teams going for a result: a sporting declaration by the Australians and a genuine chase by the English.
Just 99 to go for England.
Knight gone for 48.
ENG: 3/166
Target: 257.
FUCK OFF
Bugger. Dunkley gets a life.
JAYSUS
Michael V said:
Bugger. Dunkley gets a life.
And it has become costly. Fours aplenty and back-to-back sixes.
dv said:
Got to tip the lid for both teams going for a result: a sporting declaration by the Australians and a genuine chase by the English.
Bad mistake. Never make a sporting declaration in a two team series. Sporting declarations are only for multiple team competitions where teams are fighting over spots on the league table to make the final.
My fingernails are reducing…
FUCK OFF
Sciver gone for 58.
ENG: 4/218
Target: 257.
Jones gone.
ENG: 5/224
Target: 257.
FUCK OFF
Dunkley gone.
ENG: 6/233
Target: 257.
FUCK OFF
Michael V said:
Dunkley gone.ENG: 6/233
Target: 257.
How many overs left?
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
Dunkley gone.ENG: 6/233
Target: 257.
How many overs left?
4
Brunt gone.
ENG: 7/236
Target: 257.
FUCK OFF
Yes out of there
Fuck that’s a close one
Another gone!
ENG: 8/244
Target: 257.
FUCK OFF
Caught a skier
FUCK OFF
Nine for!
Last over.
12 runs needed.
One wicket needed.
Bloody hell I don’t think they are socially distancing
And a draw.
Michael V said:
Last over.12 runs needed.
One wicket needed.
And: it’s a draw.
GREAT GAME
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
Last over.12 runs needed.
One wicket needed.
And: it’s a draw.
Ah well. Entertaining draw at least.
sibeen said:
GREAT GAME
Yep!
:)
On the plus side the remaining three matches should be pretty clear, weatherwise
dv said:
On the plus side the remaining three matches should be pretty clear, weatherwise
Looking forward to these.
dv said:
On the plus side the remaining three matches should be pretty clear, weatherwise
I sure hope so.
The Test was a cracker of a match.
England wins the toss and is going to bowl in the first ODI.
sibeen said:
England wins the toss and is going to bowl in the first ODI.
rubs hands
FUCK
Haynes gone for 4.
AUS: 1/13
FUCK
FUCK
Bugger, I missed both. A neighbour was here.
FUCK
sibeen said:
FUCK
They must be falling like rock stars in the early 70s.
They need to move it along a tad.
Peak Warming Man said:
They need to move it along a tad.
I hope tad means a fucking lot.
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
Australia Women have 175 runs with 3 FUCKS remaining
Ian said:
Australia Women have 175 runs with 3 FUCKS remaining
LOL
England need 206 to win and Australia need 10 FUCK OFFS
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
Peak Warming Man said:
England need 206 to win and Australia need 10 FUCK OFFS
Amy Jones dismissed at the end of 20 overs.
ENG: 4/74
FUCK OFF
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
Was that for Dunkley?
ENG: 5/84
AUS were 4/69.
FUCK OFF
good catch!
Sciver gone for 45.
Brilliant C&B by Darcie Brown.
ENG: 6/103
FUCK OFF
Score? Chasing what?
Poms 7/136, Target is 206. 33rd over.
FUCK OFF
That’s got to be out
wasted review
FUCK OFF
this ain’t over yet, England can still pull it off.
party_pants said:
this ain’t over yet, England can still pull it off.
could…
that’s it! Good sharp catch.
FUCK OFF
And that’s all folks.
Job done.
Ashes retained!
:)
Ding, ding, ding: reminder!
Second ODI of the Ashes Series starts on or after 9am.
:)
Michael V said:
Ding, ding, ding: reminder!Second ODI of the Ashes Series starts on or after 9am.
:)
rubs hands
Beaumont caught behind for 6.
ENG: 1/11
Winfield Hill gone for 24.
ENG: 2/40
Sciver gone. Knight gone.
ENG: 4/59
Michael V said:
Sciver gone. Knight gone.ENG: 4/59
England gone.
Dunkley gone for2.
ENG: 5/66
Wyatt gone for a duck.
What a catch!
ENG: 6/67
Dean gone for a duck.
ENG: 7/68
Michael V said:
Dean gone for a duck.ENG: 7/68
Holy shit
Although the Ashes are gone they said they were going to show more pluck and fight in this one.
They lied.
Peak Warming Man said:
Although the Ashes are gone they said they were going to show more pluck and fight in this one.
They lied.
They probably all voted for Boris Johnson then.
Jones gone for 28.
ENG: 8/107
Cross gone for a duck.
ENG: 9/107
Cross gone for naught.
roughbarked said:
Cross gone for naught.
I think you’ll find that’s nort.
roughbarked said:
Cross gone for naught.
Heh
Shrubsole gone for 7.
ENG: all out for 129.
Target: 130.
Michael V said:
Shrubsole gone for 7.ENG: all out for 129.
Target: 130.
Doesn’t look too hard.
Haynes gone 1/17
Haynes gone for 10 runs.
AUS: 1/17
Lanning gone for a duck!
AUS: 2/18
Healy gone for 22.
AUS: 3/49
Michael V said:
Healy gone for 22.AUS: 3/49
Might have time for a second match at this rate
dv said:
Michael V said:
Healy gone for 22.AUS: 3/49
Might have time for a second match at this rate
The English are probably keen to finish up so they can be ready for the Queen’s jubilee, UK time…
furious said:
dv said:
Michael V said:
Healy gone for 22.AUS: 3/49
Might have time for a second match at this rate
The English are probably keen to finish up so they can be ready for the Queen’s jubilee, UK time…
Plaitin’ ‘em
furious said:
dv said:
Michael V said:
Healy gone for 22.AUS: 3/49
Might have time for a second match at this rate
The English are probably keen to finish up so they can be ready for the Queen’s jubilee, UK time…
It is not till June. Today marks the anniversary of the death or her father, and technically she became Queen on this day, but it is considered bad form to to celebrate on the anniversary of the death date of the predecessor.
party_pants said:
furious said:
dv said:Might have time for a second match at this rate
The English are probably keen to finish up so they can be ready for the Queen’s jubilee, UK time…
It is not till June. Today marks the anniversary of the death or her father, and technically she became Queen on this day, but it is considered bad form to to celebrate on the anniversary of the death date of the predecessor.
I mean they literally are doing exactly that …
BOTHER
4/85 McGrath gone.
sibeen said:
BOTHER
That’s polite of you. Is it because the women are watching?
Perry gone for 40.
AUS: 4/99
FUCK
Michael V said:
Perry gone for 40.AUS: 4/99
Sorry – five-fa.
dv said:
furious said:
dv said:Might have time for a second match at this rate
The English are probably keen to finish up so they can be ready for the Queen’s jubilee, UK time…
Plaitin’ ‘em
Groan.
sibeen said:
FUCK
WHAT HAPPENED TO FUCKING BOTHER
Witty Rejoinder said:
sibeen said:
FUCK
WHAT HAPPENED TO FUCKING BOTHER
I was warming up.
Aus win by 5 wickets with 14 and something overs to spare.
party_pants said:
Aus win by 5 wickets with 14 and something overs to spare.
And thereby WIN the Ashes.
:)
Michael V said:
party_pants said:
Aus win by 5 wickets with 14 and something overs to spare.
And thereby WIN the Ashes.
:)
So what was with the plastic splint on the umpire’s arm?
Michael V said:
party_pants said:
Aus win by 5 wickets with 14 and something overs to spare.
And thereby WIN the Ashes.
:)
Again?
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
party_pants said:
Aus win by 5 wickets with 14 and something overs to spare.
And thereby WIN the Ashes.
:)
Again?
Yes.
:)
Third ODI about to start. ENG won the toss and elected to bat.
FUCK OFF
Lamb gone for a duck.
ENG: 1/2
Perry, two maidens one wicket.
Knight gone for 9.
ENG: 1/19
Michael V said:
Knight gone for 9.ENG: 1/19
2/19…
Beaumont gone for 50.
ENG: 3/107
Beaumont gone for 50.
FUCK OFF
Wyatt gone for 9.
ENG: 4/124
XXX gone for XXX.
ENG: 5/XXX
Michael V said:
XXX gone for XXX.ENG: 5/XXX
Woohoo.
FUCK OFF
Sciver gone for 46.
ENG: 5/125
FUCK OFF
Ecclestone gone for 2.
ENG: 6/128
Jones gone for 4.
ENG: 7/136
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
Shrubsole gone for 2.
ENG: 8/139
FUCK OFF
Farrant gone for 7.
ENG: 9/159
FUCK OFF
Davies gone for 1.
ENG: all out for 163 in 49.3 overs.
AUS target: 164.
They should be able to fit in a T20 after this is over.
Peak Warming Man said:
They should be able to fit in a T20 after this is over.
LOL
Replace one that was washed out?
:)
DRAT
FUCK
Healy gone for 42. Haynes gone for 31.
AUS: 2/74.
AUS wins by 8 wickets, with 13.5 overs to spare.
Well done!
Ashes well and truly won.
:)
:)
:)
Need an extra game as PWM stated :)
Meg Lanning finished the innings off with a 6.
Well done Captain!