Put all your complaints here.

Tau.Neutrino said:

Put all your complaints here.

The ‘New Thread’ is aging badly and getting off topic.

Too many threads.

I have nothing to complain about.

Tau.Neutrino said:

I have nothing to complain about.

Does this leave you aggrieved?

There is insufficient testing occurring in the “Test” thread.

Life’s too short.

Tau.Neutrino said:

I have nothing to complain about.

What the f#@&?! You complain all the time…

Bubblecar said:

Life’s too short.

and after filling your brain full of lots of good stuff… you die.

People haven’t been putting their recipes in the recipe thread.

furious said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

I have nothing to complain about.

What the f#@&?! You complain all the time…

Complaining about the complainers saying that they don’t complain.

It’s working rather well.

Witty Rejoinder said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

I have nothing to complain about.

Does this leave you aggrieved?

Yes, usually I have lots of things to complain about.

furious said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

I have nothing to complain about.

What the f#@&?! You complain all the time…

Nothing at the moment.

there are not enough hours in the day to do what I want to do… and sleep is a stupid waste of time… why are we designed like this?

Arts said:

there are not enough hours in the day to do what I want to do… and sleep is a stupid waste of time… why are we designed like this?

God knows.

JudgeMental said:

Arts said:

there are not enough hours in the day to do what I want to do… and sleep is a stupid waste of time… why are we designed like this?

God knows.

‘don’t worry about the thunder, dear’, my old granny used to say. ‘That’s just God sniggering at the way we have to try to deal with the crap he dealt us.’

I want to speak to a manager about these silly feathered T Rexes.

These little compost bags for FOGO only really last about three days once you start putting stuff in there, they appear to begin composting as soon as they get moist, so you kind of have to tie them off and throw them in the FOGO bin even if they are only about half full.

Bubblecar said:

I want to speak to a manager about these silly feathered T Rexes.

Yeah, with wings that small, to fly they’d have to flap so fast that the wingtips would break the sound barrier. Completely unrealistic.

Bubblecar said:

I want to speak to a manager about these silly feathered T Rexes.

If you must give them feathers, at least give them some hair as well.

I ain’t got no complaints.

Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

I want to speak to a manager about these silly feathered T Rexes.

If you must give them feathers, at least give them some hair as well.

Starting to look like Ozzy Osbourne now.

JudgeMental said:

I ain’t got no complaints.

If complaining could change anything, they wouldn’t let you do it.

JudgeMental said:

I ain’t got no complaints.

You got shoes on your feet and meat in your belly. A dollar in your wallet and toilet paper to spare.

JudgeMental said:

I ain’t got no complaints.

So, you have more than zero?

Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

I want to speak to a manager about these silly feathered T Rexes.

If you must give them feathers, at least give them some hair as well.

Superfreak!

JudgeMental said:

I ain’t got no complaints.

I wish to complain about certain forum members who are not pulling their weight in making complaints.

The Rev Dodgson said:

JudgeMental said:

I ain’t got no complaints.

I wish to complain about certain forum members who are not pulling their weight in making complaints.

No, you don’t.

furious said:

JudgeMental said:

I ain’t got no complaints.

So, you have more than zero?

zero isn’t a number. it’s like infinity but at the other end.

Alan Rickman’s still dead.

Dark Orange said:

Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

I want to speak to a manager about these silly feathered T Rexes.

If you must give them feathers, at least give them some hair as well.

Superfreak!

I was thinking that it might be an ancestor of Weird Al.

JudgeMental said:

furious said:

JudgeMental said:

I ain’t got no complaints.

So, you have more than zero?

zero isn’t a number. it’s like infinity but at the other end.

1/infinity?

dv said:

Alan Rickman’s still dead.

He’s probably decided that he likes it.

There should be an apostrophe in Coffs Harbour. Also, it should be Korff’s Harbour.

JudgeMental said:

furious said:

JudgeMental said:

I ain’t got no complaints.

So, you have more than zero?

zero isn’t a number. it’s like infinity but at the other end.

Wouldn’t that be minus infinity? No matter, I was just responding to your double negative…

dv said:

There should be an apostrophe in Coffs Harbour. Also, it should be Korff’s Harbour.

coughs

dv said:

There should be an apostrophe in Coffs Harbour. Also, it should be Korff’s Harbour.

Korff’s Arbor

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

dv said:

There should be an apostrophe in Coffs Harbour. Also, it should be Korff’s Harbour.

coughs

Qafzeh Harbour

Korff’s Arbor

SCIENCE said:

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

coughs

Korff’s Arbor

Qafzeh Harbour

how did the cursed curser end up there, fuck it

furious said:

JudgeMental said:

furious said:

So, you have more than zero?

zero isn’t a number. it’s like infinity but at the other end.

Wouldn’t that be minus infinity? No matter, I was just responding to your double negative…

And anything divided by zero is undefined, but I reckon 0/0 should be 1 as it’s the same value top & bottom.

(TIC)

captain_spalding said:

dv said:

There should be an apostrophe in Coffs Harbour. Also, it should be Korff’s Harbour.

Korff’s Arbor

C. Orffs Carmina Burana…

SCIENCE said:

SCIENCE said:

captain_spalding said:

Korff’s Arbor

Qafzeh Harbour

how did the cursed curser end up there, fuck it

s’ok. You good kid.

furious said:

captain_spalding said:

dv said:

There should be an apostrophe in Coffs Harbour. Also, it should be Korff’s Harbour.

Korff’s Arbor

C. Orffs Carmina Burana…

‘WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE!’

dv said:

There should be an apostrophe in Coffs Harbour. Also, it should be Korff’s Harbour.

It should be Garlambirla.

Arts said:

there are not enough hours in the day to do what I want to do… and sleep is a stupid waste of time… why are we designed like this?

Because otherwise you would wear out quicker.

Bubblecar said:

I want to speak to a manager about these silly feathered T Rexes.

And with such an overbite on the top jaw, eating must have been difficult.

The two biggest nuclear arsenals in the hands of two powers that are probably not going to be the economic powerhouses of the 21st century and hence can be expected to flex their nuclear power in order to assert dominance. Russia is an autocracy quite unlike anything else on Earth and is in decline in terms of civil and political rights as well as the rights of ethnic minorites, that is trying to get the empire back together. The US is better but is still vulnerable to extremism and autocracy as we’ve seen in recent years. It’s all very troubling and the hopes that the changes of 1991 would lead to an end to nuclear peril have largely evaporated.

buffy said:

Arts said:

there are not enough hours in the day to do what I want to do… and sleep is a stupid waste of time… why are we designed like this?

Because otherwise you would wear out quicker.

“The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long – and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy.”

I can’t believe this is real… but it’s apparently from a pizza shop in south America.

Arts said:

I can’t believe this is real… but it’s apparently from a pizza shop in south America.

damn

Arts said:

I can’t believe this is real… but it’s apparently from a pizza shop in south America.

Yeah I had my doubts but if you look on Google those buildings aren’t there anymore.

Peak Warming Man said:

Arts said:

I can’t believe this is real… but it’s apparently from a pizza shop in south America.

Yeah I had my doubts but if you look on Google those buildings aren’t there anymore.

Where are the wings? I ordered them like half an hour ago.

dv said:

The two biggest nuclear arsenals in the hands of two powers that are probably not going to be the economic powerhouses of the 21st century and hence can be expected to flex their nuclear power in order to assert dominance. Russia is an autocracy quite unlike anything else on Earth and is in decline in terms of civil and political rights as well as the rights of ethnic minorites, that is trying to get the empire back together. The US is better but is still vulnerable to extremism and autocracy as we’ve seen in recent years. It’s all very troubling and the hopes that the changes of 1991 would lead to an end to nuclear peril have largely evaporated.

Thank goodness there’s a nation that has lifted the bulk of its needy population out of poverty and at least claims to embrace its vast cultural diversity with statements of equality ¡

dv said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Arts said:

I can’t believe this is real… but it’s apparently from a pizza shop in south America.

Yeah I had my doubts but if you look on Google those buildings aren’t there anymore.

Where are the wings? I ordered them like half an hour ago.

I’ll pay that one.

That my last meme entry isn’t true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/greta-sticker-on-flooded-car/

Link

Arts said:

I can’t believe this is real… but it’s apparently from a pizza shop in south America.

No complaints about real New York pizza.

SCIENCE said:

dv said:

The two biggest nuclear arsenals in the hands of two powers that are probably not going to be the economic powerhouses of the 21st century and hence can be expected to flex their nuclear power in order to assert dominance. Russia is an autocracy quite unlike anything else on Earth and is in decline in terms of civil and political rights as well as the rights of ethnic minorites, that is trying to get the empire back together. The US is better but is still vulnerable to extremism and autocracy as we’ve seen in recent years. It’s all very troubling and the hopes that the changes of 1991 would lead to an end to nuclear peril have largely evaporated.

Thank goodness there’s a nation that has lifted the bulk of its needy population out of poverty and at least claims to embrace its vast cultural diversity with statements of equality ¡

Empires all collapse, history shows us that

Computers that intermittingly crash making it extremely hard to work out what causes it

Cymek said:

SCIENCE said:

dv said:

The two biggest nuclear arsenals in the hands of two powers that are probably not going to be the economic powerhouses of the 21st century and hence can be expected to flex their nuclear power in order to assert dominance. Russia is an autocracy quite unlike anything else on Earth and is in decline in terms of civil and political rights as well as the rights of ethnic minorites, that is trying to get the empire back together. The US is better but is still vulnerable to extremism and autocracy as we’ve seen in recent years. It’s all very troubling and the hopes that the changes of 1991 would lead to an end to nuclear peril have largely evaporated.

Thank goodness there’s a nation that has lifted the bulk of its needy population out of poverty and at least claims to embrace its vast cultural diversity with statements of equality ¡

Empires all collapse, history shows us that

Thanks normally the way but this is a situation that doesn’t mirror any historical president. No previous empires had the firepower to render the world uninhabitable. They won’t go easy.

dv said:

Cymek said:

SCIENCE said:

Thank goodness there’s a nation that has lifted the bulk of its needy population out of poverty and at least claims to embrace its vast cultural diversity with statements of equality ¡

Empires all collapse, history shows us that

Thanks normally the way but this is a situation that doesn’t mirror any historical president. No previous empires had the firepower to render the world uninhabitable. They won’t go easy.

is ‘president’ because of homonyminitis?

sarahs mum said:

dv said:

Cymek said:

Empires all collapse, history shows us that

Thanks normally the way but this is a situation that doesn’t mirror any historical president. No previous empires had the firepower to render the world uninhabitable. They won’t go easy.

is ‘president’ because of homonyminitis?

I also said “thanks” instead of “that’s”. Maybe I need a nap.

dv said:

sarahs mum said:

dv said:

Thanks normally the way but this is a situation that doesn’t mirror any historical president. No previous empires had the firepower to render the world uninhabitable. They won’t go easy.

is ‘president’ because of homonyminitis?

I also said “thanks” instead of “that’s”. Maybe I need a nap.

as long as you are okay.

xxx

dv said:

Cymek said:

SCIENCE said:

Thank goodness there’s a nation that has lifted the bulk of its needy population out of poverty and at least claims to embrace its vast cultural diversity with statements of equality ¡

Empires all collapse, history shows us that

Thanks normally the way but this is a situation that doesn’t mirror any historical president. No previous empires had the firepower to render the world uninhabitable. They won’t go easy.

I suspect that you’re writing off the US far too early.

sibeen said:

dv said:

Cymek said:

Empires all collapse, history shows us that

Thanks normally the way but this is a situation that doesn’t mirror any historical president. No previous empires had the firepower to render the world uninhabitable. They won’t go easy.

I suspect that you’re writing off the US far too early.

I’m not quite writing it off but its economy is not likely to grow as fast as that of China or India in the coming century.

dv said:

sibeen said:

dv said:

Thanks normally the way but this is a situation that doesn’t mirror any historical president. No previous empires had the firepower to render the world uninhabitable. They won’t go easy.

I suspect that you’re writing off the US far too early.

I’m not quite writing it off but its economy is not likely to grow as fast as that of China or India in the coming century.

The effort of maintaining an empire seems like a lot of work, fight wars direct or by proxy
Foreign policies to interfere in the inner working of other nations so they devolve into civil war and are no longer a threat

Cymek said:

dv said:

sibeen said:

I suspect that you’re writing off the US far too early.

I’m not quite writing it off but its economy is not likely to grow as fast as that of China or India in the coming century.

The effort of maintaining an empire seems like a lot of work, fight wars direct or by proxy
Foreign policies to interfere in the inner working of other nations so they devolve into civil war and are no longer a threat

the countries who abstained

mollwollfumble said:

There was a club, no one turned up.

Tau.Neutrino said:

mollwollfumble said:

There was a club, no one turned up.

Who’d want to join a club that would have Groucho Marx as a member?

I can’t complain, but I still do.

btm said:

I can’t complain, but I still do.

If you can’t complain but still do there is something seriously wrong with your programming.

Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

I want to speak to a manager about these silly feathered T Rexes.

If you must give them feathers, at least give them some hair as well.

Nice.

Think of T rex as a feathered carnivorous hippo, if that helps.

Another argument in favour of their being aquatic is their presence in large numbers in fossil beds. Fossil beds are all water-related.

—-

Re “Coffs Harbour” vs “Korff’s Arbor”

I went looking for the suburb of “Phascogale” in Melbourne today.

It turned out to be “Pascoe Vale”.

Witty Rejoinder said:

btm said:

I can’t complain, but I still do.

If you can’t complain but still do there is something seriously wrong with your programming.

Realise this sounds a bit off. I was suggesting you were a malfunctioning cyborg.

mollwollfumble said:

there is, it’s called the Antisocial social club

it bothers me that given enough time
too many threads evolve into food fights

All these cricket tragics but not one Vale Rod Marsh thread. It’s unsportsmanlike…

furious said:

All these cricket tragics but not one Vale Rod Marsh thread. It’s unsportsmanlike…

And Sidney Portier got one.

I wonder how much energy websites use that spread stories over multiple pages using a large NEXT button?

You click next and the next webpage loads, everything else loads again, click next everything else loads again etc with new ads appearing each time, sometimes the same ads reload.

Why not load the story all on one page and the new ads scroll up as the reader scrolls down, this would use less energy.

A lot of the time, the same information is being loaded, over and over.

How many websites do this around the whole world? Millions of multiple webpages, heaps of energy.

Someone needs to calculate the number of websites that do this and then calculate the amount of energy being used.

It would add up to a lot of energy, heaps.

No way are these websites with multiple pages are environmentally friendly.

Something is wrong with the universe

The universe is not working properly, its out of order.

So many stupid people believing unbelievably stupid shit.

sarahs mum said:

So many stupid people believing unbelievably stupid shit.

Like a thief in a candy store, it takes all sorts

if Margaret was running the country she would be controlling the weather and stopping the floods with harrp.

sarahs mum said:

if Margaret was running the country she would be controlling the weather and stopping the floods with harrp.

sm, it’s HAARP. You tell Margaret that she’s an idiot for getting that wrong :)

sibeen said:

sarahs mum said:

if Margaret was running the country she would be controlling the weather and stopping the floods with harrp.

sm, it’s HAARP. You tell Margaret that she’s an idiot for getting that wrong :)

It’s too hard.

pretends to thump head on keyboard

sarahs mum said:

sibeen said:

sarahs mum said:

if Margaret was running the country she would be controlling the weather and stopping the floods with harrp.

sm, it’s HAARP. You tell Margaret that she’s an idiot for getting that wrong :)

It’s too hard.

pretends to thump head on keyboard

Sometimes it helps if you actually do it.

:)

You sent

HAARP.

HAARP is a target of conspiracy theorists, who claim that it is capable of “weaponizing” weather. Commentators and scientists say that advocates of this theory are uninformed, as claims made fall well outside the abilities of the facility, if not the scope of natural science.

sarahs mum said:

You sent

HAARP.

HAARP is a target of conspiracy theorists, who claim that it is capable of “weaponizing” weather. Commentators and scientists say that advocates of this theory are uninformed, as claims made fall well outside the abilities of the facility, if not the scope of natural science.

wiki

sarahs mum said:

You sent

HAARP.

HAARP is a target of conspiracy theorists, who claim that it is capable of “weaponizing” weather. Commentators and scientists say that advocates of this theory are uninformed, as claims made fall well outside the abilities of the facility, if not the scope of natural science.

:)