Date: 21/03/2022 17:12:55
From: Michael V
ID: 1863344
Subject: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Day 1. AUS won the toss and elected to bat.
AUS were 2/6 after three overs. Warner out LBW for 7. Labuschagne caught behind for a duck.
Currently:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-03-21/pakistan-vs-australia-third-test-live-updates/100927212
Date: 21/03/2022 17:15:21
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1863346
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Michael V said:
Day 1. AUS won the toss and elected to bat.
AUS were 2/6 after three overs. Warner out LBW for 7. Labuschagne caught behind for a duck.
Currently:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-03-21/pakistan-vs-australia-third-test-live-updates/100927212
Good, this must be a wicket that they’d prepared earlier, like watering it for a fucking week.
Date: 21/03/2022 18:09:38
From: Michael V
ID: 1863374
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Luncheon:
Date: 21/03/2022 18:48:09
From: Ian
ID: 1863378
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
Day 1. AUS won the toss and elected to bat.
AUS were 2/6 after three overs. Warner out LBW for 7. Labuschagne caught behind for a duck.
Currently:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-03-21/pakistan-vs-australia-third-test-live-updates/100927212
Good, this must be a wicket that they’d prepared earlier, like watering it for a fucking week.
Wicket is checked for dullness
Date: 21/03/2022 18:50:24
From: Michael V
ID: 1863379
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Ian said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
Day 1. AUS won the toss and elected to bat.
AUS were 2/6 after three overs. Warner out LBW for 7. Labuschagne caught behind for a duck.
Currently:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-03-21/pakistan-vs-australia-third-test-live-updates/100927212
Good, this must be a wicket that they’d prepared earlier, like watering it for a fucking week.
Wicket is checked for dullness
LOL
Date: 21/03/2022 19:38:35
From: sibeen
ID: 1863389
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 21/03/2022 19:46:32
From: Michael V
ID: 1863394
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
sibeen said:
Usman gets another 50.
:)
Date: 21/03/2022 20:25:39
From: sibeen
ID: 1863414
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 21/03/2022 21:10:16
From: sibeen
ID: 1863446
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 21/03/2022 22:29:45
From: sibeen
ID: 1863484
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 21/03/2022 22:56:34
From: Michael V
ID: 1863499
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
sibeen said:
FUCK
Bloody. 91 for Uzzzie.
Date: 21/03/2022 22:58:51
From: sibeen
ID: 1863500
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 21/03/2022 23:00:22
From: Michael V
ID: 1863501
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Head caught behind for 26.
Date: 21/03/2022 23:03:23
From: Michael V
ID: 1863502
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 21/03/2022 23:07:09
From: party_pants
ID: 1863504
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Michael V said:
AUS: 5/206
Doesn’t sound great. What’s the pitch playing like?
Date: 21/03/2022 23:44:22
From: sibeen
ID: 1863508
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 22/03/2022 17:31:08
From: sibeen
ID: 1863762
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
300 up and we can breathe a little easier.
5/300.
Date: 22/03/2022 17:42:57
From: sibeen
ID: 1863765
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 22/03/2022 17:50:10
From: sibeen
ID: 1863766
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 22/03/2022 17:51:15
From: Michael V
ID: 1863767
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Well done Carey and Green.
Date: 22/03/2022 18:05:47
From: sibeen
ID: 1863771
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
5/320 at lunch. Good session for us.
Date: 22/03/2022 18:43:31
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1863789
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
And I have to say that Gaddafi Stadium is looking a picture, nice and green.
Although the peasants probably don’t have any water.
Date: 22/03/2022 19:01:23
From: sibeen
ID: 1863791
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 22/03/2022 19:15:11
From: dv
ID: 1863796
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Peak Warming Man said:
And I have to say that Gaddafi Stadium is looking a picture, nice and green.
Although the peasants probably don’t have any water.
I was surprised how green Pakistan was when I was in Islamabad. It reminded me a lot of NQ.
Date: 22/03/2022 19:21:46
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 1863799
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
And I have to say that Gaddafi Stadium is looking a picture, nice and green.
Although the peasants probably don’t have any water.
I was surprised how green Pakistan was when I was in Islamabad. It reminded me a lot of NQ.
What time of year were you there?
Date: 22/03/2022 19:22:54
From: Bubblecar
ID: 1863801
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
And I have to say that Gaddafi Stadium is looking a picture, nice and green.
Although the peasants probably don’t have any water.
I was surprised how green Pakistan was when I was in Islamabad. It reminded me a lot of NQ.
But with taller mountains.
Date: 22/03/2022 19:23:19
From: dv
ID: 1863802
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Witty Rejoinder said:
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
And I have to say that Gaddafi Stadium is looking a picture, nice and green.
Although the peasants probably don’t have any water.
I was surprised how green Pakistan was when I was in Islamabad. It reminded me a lot of NQ.
What time of year were you there?
First in September and then April
Date: 22/03/2022 19:24:28
From: sibeen
ID: 1863805
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 22/03/2022 19:58:01
From: sibeen
ID: 1863813
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 22/03/2022 20:00:53
From: sibeen
ID: 1863819
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 22/03/2022 20:03:10
From: dv
ID: 1863821
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 22/03/2022 20:04:17
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1863822
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Swepson M.J. strides to the wicket.
Date: 22/03/2022 20:15:52
From: dv
ID: 1863825
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 22/03/2022 20:18:17
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1863826
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Peak Warming Man said:
Swepson M.J. strides to the wicket.
Swepson M.J. strides back to the pavilion.
Date: 22/03/2022 20:18:45
From: dv
ID: 1863827
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Swepson M.J. strides to the wicket.
Swepson M.J. strides back to the pavilion.
good time not a long time
Date: 22/03/2022 20:20:53
From: sibeen
ID: 1863829
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
I was hoping for at least 400 but will take that.
Date: 22/03/2022 21:29:36
From: sibeen
ID: 1863857
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 18:09:09
From: Michael V
ID: 1864137
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Luncheon:
Date: 23/03/2022 19:06:37
From: sibeen
ID: 1864150
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 20:17:13
From: sibeen
ID: 1864160
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 20:38:08
From: roughbarked
ID: 1864164
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
So we got one.
Date: 23/03/2022 22:01:04
From: sibeen
ID: 1864187
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 22:24:07
From: party_pants
ID: 1864190
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 22:24:26
From: sibeen
ID: 1864191
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 22:28:04
From: party_pants
ID: 1864192
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
oh, spoliers
Date: 23/03/2022 22:43:49
From: party_pants
ID: 1864194
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 22:44:04
From: sibeen
ID: 1864195
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 22:55:27
From: party_pants
ID: 1864196
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
off ya go son, and take that wasted review with you! hitting middle flush on.
Date: 23/03/2022 22:55:29
From: sibeen
ID: 1864197
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 22:58:58
From: party_pants
ID: 1864198
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 22:59:19
From: sibeen
ID: 1864199
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 23:04:37
From: sibeen
ID: 1864201
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 23:04:45
From: party_pants
ID: 1864202
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 23:07:22
From: sibeen
ID: 1864203
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 23:09:13
From: party_pants
ID: 1864204
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 23/03/2022 23:09:42
From: sibeen
ID: 1864205
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Christ, what the fuck just happened? 25 minutes ago I was thinking “shit, we could lose this series”.
Date: 23/03/2022 23:14:45
From: party_pants
ID: 1864206
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
sibeen said:
Christ, what the fuck just happened? 25 minutes ago I was thinking “shit, we could lose this series”.
Dunno. But it was fun. I only just turned it on at 4-fer.
Date: 23/03/2022 23:18:42
From: sibeen
ID: 1864207
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
party_pants said:
sibeen said:
Christ, what the fuck just happened? 25 minutes ago I was thinking “shit, we could lose this series”.
Dunno. But it was fun. I only just turned it on at 4-fer.
The last 4 wickets fell without a run being scored.
Date: 23/03/2022 23:23:43
From: sibeen
ID: 1864208
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
OK, we’re scoring at 7 runs an over. Keep this up and after 50 over tomorrow we declare and send them in.
Date: 24/03/2022 17:58:34
From: dv
ID: 1864466
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Sibeen is behind on his fuck
Date: 24/03/2022 17:59:49
From: Bubblecar
ID: 1864469
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
dv said:
Sibeen is behind on his fuck
He really ought to drape a hanky over his webcam.
Date: 24/03/2022 18:51:44
From: sibeen
ID: 1864475
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
dv said:
Sibeen is behind on his fuck
sibeen was over at the local pub, a 3 minute walk away, watching it on the big screen.
Date: 24/03/2022 18:53:42
From: ChrispenEvan
ID: 1864477
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
sibeen said:
dv said:
Sibeen is behind on his fuck
sibeen was over at the local pub, a 3 minute walk away, watching it on the big screen.
didn’t you take your phone with you?
Date: 24/03/2022 19:07:26
From: sibeen
ID: 1864485
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Christ, my long dead grandmother would have taken that.
Date: 24/03/2022 19:17:36
From: Kingy
ID: 1864489
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
sibeen said:
Christ, my long dead grandmother would have taken that.
Christ was your grandmother???
Date: 24/03/2022 19:22:51
From: Bubblecar
ID: 1864493
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Kingy said:
sibeen said:
Christ, my long dead grandmother would have taken that.
Christ was your grandmother???
Her name was Christ but she wasn’t the Messiah, just a deft cricketer.
Date: 24/03/2022 19:34:12
From: dv
ID: 1864500
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
So what’s a good dec score today?
Date: 24/03/2022 19:38:53
From: Kingy
ID: 1864503
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Bubblecar said:
Kingy said:
sibeen said:
Christ, my long dead grandmother would have taken that.
Christ was your grandmother???
Her name was Christ but she wasn’t the Messiah, just a deft cricketer.
Christine the cricketer. Who had a very naughty grandson.
Date: 24/03/2022 19:40:17
From: sibeen
ID: 1864504
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
dv said:
So what’s a good dec score today?
We want to be 400 in front, so I doubt it will happen.
Date: 24/03/2022 20:01:56
From: sibeen
ID: 1864508
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 24/03/2022 20:40:43
From: sibeen
ID: 1864523
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Usman gets another ton :)
Date: 24/03/2022 21:18:28
From: sibeen
ID: 1864539
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 24/03/2022 21:19:52
From: Kingy
ID: 1864541
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
dv said:
Sibeen is behind on his fuck
Sometimes Sibeen doesn’t give a fuck.
Date: 24/03/2022 21:29:06
From: sibeen
ID: 1864543
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
DECLARATION
350 in front.
Date: 24/03/2022 21:41:26
From: dv
ID: 1864548
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Damn if they’d let UK make 4 more runs he would have joined the rare ranks of Australians who’ve made 500 in a 3 test series
Date: 24/03/2022 23:38:02
From: sibeen
ID: 1864643
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
WTF is Smith still doing in the slips?
Cummins needs to take control and tell him to fuck off to extra cover…or anywhere else.
Date: 25/03/2022 16:17:01
From: sibeen
ID: 1864984
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 16:19:44
From: Tamb
ID: 1864986
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
5/112. 24 more runs needed.
Date: 25/03/2022 16:22:35
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1864989
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Tamb said:
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
5/112. 24 more runs needed.
24?
Date: 25/03/2022 16:25:16
From: Tamb
ID: 1864991
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Peak Warming Man said:
Tamb said:
sibeen said:
FUCK OFF
5/112. 24 more runs needed.
24?
7 overs lost due to rain.
Now 5/120 16 runs needed in 13.6 overs.
Date: 25/03/2022 16:34:56
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1864992
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Tamb said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Tamb said:
5/112. 24 more runs needed.
24?
7 overs lost due to rain.
Now 5/120 16 runs needed in 13.6 overs.
Ah, the ladies.
Date: 25/03/2022 16:36:40
From: Tamb
ID: 1864993
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Peak Warming Man said:
Tamb said:
Peak Warming Man said:
24?
7 overs lost due to rain.
Now 5/120 16 runs needed in 13.6 overs.
Ah, the ladies.
All over. Au wins by 5 wickets & about 60 balls.
Date: 25/03/2022 16:39:12
From: Michael V
ID: 1864994
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Tamb said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Tamb said:
7 overs lost due to rain.
Now 5/120 16 runs needed in 13.6 overs.
Ah, the ladies.
All over. Au wins by 5 wickets & about 60 balls.
Date: 25/03/2022 17:34:33
From: sibeen
ID: 1865014
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 19:38:15
From: sibeen
ID: 1865086
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 19:55:07
From: dv
ID: 1865093
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
All four outcomes still available so theoretically this could ne exciting
Date: 25/03/2022 20:14:26
From: sibeen
ID: 1865098
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 20:25:58
From: sibeen
ID: 1865107
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 21:20:50
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1865167
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
“UP IN THE AIR! DROPPED! Babar smashed that ball right down Travis Head’s throat at deep mid wicket and he didn’t pick it up, diving forward too late and seeing the ball fall just safe. He moved back and to his left first, when had he just moved forward initially it would have been easy.”
Straight to Nauru for unAustralian activities.
Date: 25/03/2022 21:35:19
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1865180
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
We’ve only got a couple of hours for five more FUCK OFFS
I’ll tell you in a couple of hours how timely was Pat’s declaration.
Date: 25/03/2022 21:38:24
From: sibeen
ID: 1865181
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 21:42:44
From: sibeen
ID: 1865183
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 22:01:02
From: dv
ID: 1865194
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
3 wickets in the final session, should be doable
Date: 25/03/2022 22:09:44
From: sibeen
ID: 1865196
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 22:10:39
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1865197
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
dv said:
3 wickets in the final session, should be doable
When Aus declared the girl on the Radio TAB station (6am to 8:30 am, just sport nothing else) had a few shackles on Aus to win and got $8.00 for a Pak win, she so structured her bets that the only way she could lose was if it’s a draw.
Date: 25/03/2022 22:11:14
From: sibeen
ID: 1865198
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 22:23:03
From: sibeen
ID: 1865207
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 22:25:01
From: sibeen
ID: 1865210
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Date: 25/03/2022 22:27:10
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1865213
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
sibeen said:
A good series win :)
Well done, perfect declaration by Pat.
Date: 25/03/2022 22:34:22
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 1865214
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Peak Warming Man said:
sibeen said:
A good series win :)
Well done, perfect declaration by Pat.
Well it might not have been specifically Pat, might have been made with the help of the Declaration Coach.
Date: 26/03/2022 00:39:47
From: dv
ID: 1865228
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:
sibeen said:
A good series win :)
Well done, perfect declaration by Pat.
Well it might not have been specifically Pat, might have been made with the help of the Declaration Coach.
Been a while since we had a great bowling captain.
Date: 3/04/2022 00:46:13
From: dv
ID: 1868249
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
3rd ODI and Australia has been dismissed for 210 … so I think the Pakistan team is going to win.
Date: 3/04/2022 00:51:20
From: sibeen
ID: 1868251
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
dv said:
3rd ODI and Australia has been dismissed for 210 … so I think the Pakistan team is going to win.
Please do not sully a TEST MATCH thread with hit and giggle cricket. That is what ‘chat’ is for.
Date: 3/04/2022 02:02:08
From: dv
ID: 1868270
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
They’re about halfway home at the first drinks break, only 1 wicket down so that’s not a good sign
Date: 3/04/2022 02:36:09
From: dv
ID: 1868278
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Pakistan bring up the required in the 38th over, 1 wicket down, and win the series.
Date: 6/04/2022 01:35:59
From: dv
ID: 1869396
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
1st T20 is underway in Lahore. Young Josh Inglis is captain.
Date: 6/04/2022 22:03:48
From: dv
ID: 1869852
Subject: re: Third Test - AUS v PAK - Lahore.
Rather surprised to learn that that was Marnus’s debut in the briefest form given that he has been such a fixture of the older kinds. Cam Green’s as well.
This was also Ben Dwarshuis’s debut, and indeed his first international match of any form.