Date: 15/04/2022 05:48:14
From: monkey skipper
ID: 1872789
Subject: Happy Easter
Happy Easter Folks.
Date: 15/04/2022 06:17:48
From: Ogmog
ID: 1872793
Subject: re: Happy Easter
Happy Easter Folks.
Ogmog said:
:-)
Happy Easter.
monkey skipper said:
Happy Easter Folks.
Morning Pilgrims.
Peace be with you.
Peak Warming Man said:
Morning Pilgrims.
Peace be with you.
G’day PWM et al.
May you find joy and happiness inside your chocolate eggs.
(I’ve looked everywhere else)
fsm said:
HOLY Smoke!
How did THAT slip past the censors?
mollwollfumble said:
Happy Easter.
To those for whom this weekend is more than just a few days off, may I wish you Ramadan Mubarak, Happy Easter, or Happy Passover, whichever is your inclination.
AussieDJ said:
To those for whom this weekend is more than just a few days off, may I wish you Ramadan Mubarak, Happy Easter, or Happy Passover, whichever is your inclination.
Do you any well wishes for those of us for whom this weekend is just a few days off?
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:
To those for whom this weekend is more than just a few days off, may I wish you Ramadan Mubarak, Happy Easter, or Happy Passover, whichever is your inclination.Do you any well wishes for those of us for whom this weekend is just a few days off?
+have
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:
To those for whom this weekend is more than just a few days off, may I wish you Ramadan Mubarak, Happy Easter, or Happy Passover, whichever is your inclination.Do you any well wishes for those of us for whom this weekend is just a few days off?
A pox on those lazy bastards, I say!
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:
To those for whom this weekend is more than just a few days off, may I wish you Ramadan Mubarak, Happy Easter, or Happy Passover, whichever is your inclination.Do you any well wishes for those of us for whom this weekend is just a few days off?
Go to hell freak!
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:
To those for whom this weekend is more than just a few days off, may I wish you Ramadan Mubarak, Happy Easter, or Happy Passover, whichever is your inclination.Do you any well wishes for those of us for whom this weekend is just a few days off?
Go to hell freak!
Tamb said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:Do you any well wishes for those of us for whom this weekend is just a few days off?
Go to hell freak!
It gives me a longer break between chemo.
Is this a good or a bad thing?
party_pants said:
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:
To those for whom this weekend is more than just a few days off, may I wish you Ramadan Mubarak, Happy Easter, or Happy Passover, whichever is your inclination.Do you any well wishes for those of us for whom this weekend is just a few days off?
+have
Yeah. Sure. To all .. enjoy the break!
party_pants said:
Tamb said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Go to hell freak!
It gives me a longer break between chemo.Is this a good or a bad thing?
It’s a good thing.
The doc told me I’m the poster boy for this treatment, 4 years this month. Some patients die after 2 months.
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:
To those for whom this weekend is more than just a few days off, may I wish you Ramadan Mubarak, Happy Easter, or Happy Passover, whichever is your inclination.Do you any well wishes for those of us for whom this weekend is just a few days off?
How come there is no equivalent of Festivus at Easter?
Or is there?
The Rev Dodgson said:
How come there is no equivalent of Festivus at Easter?
Or is there?
Who says there isn’t?
While Festivus is theoretically celebrated on December 23, the name was derived from the Latin word fēstīvus, which means “excellent, jovial, lively”, and derives from fēstus, meaning “joyous; holiday, feast day”.
I reckon we can celebrate Festivus on any day, and for any occasion.
AussieDJ said:
I reckon we can celebrate Festivus on any day, and for any occasion.
Lets not get too carried away now.
Great moments in history. Easter.
Mary stood weeping outside the tomb.
Man in garden “Why do you seek Jesus among the dead?”
Mary said “Are you the gardener?”
Man in garden “No, I’m a grave robber” … walks off.
Mary, to self. “Best not report that last part”
mollwollfumble said:
Great moments in history. Easter.Mary stood weeping outside the tomb.
Man in garden “Why do you seek Jesus among the dead?”
Mary said “Are you the gardener?”
Man in garden “No, I’m a grave robber” … walks off.Mary, to self. “Best not report that last part”
that story is for Sunday :)
Happy choc bilby day.
Ogmog said:
Is that the Easter Hare?
Peak Warming Man said:
Ogmog said:
Is that the Easter Hare?
It doesn’t have a cotton tail?
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Ogmog said:
Is that the Easter Hare?
It doesn’t have a cotton tail?
It’s the ears that give it away.
buffy said:
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:Is that the Easter Hare?
It doesn’t have a cotton tail?
It’s the ears that give it away.
Ears and legs, yeah.
I of course had insomnia because I’m going somewhere today, and only got a few hours kip.
But I’m still determined to enjoy the day. Ross people will be here at about 11.
roughbarked said:
buffy said:
roughbarked said:It doesn’t have a cotton tail?
It’s the ears that give it away.
Ears and legs, yeah.
And size.
Bubblecar said:
roughbarked said:
buffy said:It’s the ears that give it away.
Ears and legs, yeah.
And size.
Peak Warming Man said:
Ogmog said:
Is that the Easter Hare?
no, it’s a rabbit.
In 1950 in Beatrice, Nebraska, a church exploded five minutes after choir practice started. Not one of the 15 choir members was hurt because every single person was late, so the church was empty.
Reverend Walter Klempel had gone to the West Side Baptist Chruch to get things ready for choir practice. He lit the furnace — most of the singers were in the habit of arriving around 7:15, and it was chilly in the church – and went home to dinner. But at 7:10, when it was time for him to go back to the church with his wife and daughter Marilyn Ruth, it turned out that Marilyn Ruth’s dress was soiled. They waited while Mrs. Klempel ironed another and thus were still at home when it happened.
Ladona Vandergrift, a high school sophomore, was having trouble with a geometry problem. She knew practice began promptly and always came early. But she stayed to finish the problem.
Royena Estes was ready, but the car would not start. So she and her sister called Ladona Vandergrift, and asked her to pick them up. But Ladona was the girl with the geometry problem, and the Estes sisters had to wait.
Sadie Estes’ story was the same as Royena’s. All day they had been having trouble with the car; it just refused to start.
Mrs. Leonard Schuster would ordinarily have arrived at 7:20 with her small daughter Susan. But on this particular evening Mrs. Schuster had to go to her mother’s house to help her get ready for a missionary meeting.
Herbert Kipf, lathe operator, would have been ahead of time but had put off an important letter. “I can’t think why,” he said. He lingered over it and was late.
It was a cold evening. Stenographer Joyce Black, feeling “just plain lazy,” stayed in her warm house until the last possible moment. She was almost ready to leave when it happened.
Because his wife was away, Machinist Harvey Ahl was taking care of his two boys. He was going to take them to practice with him but somehow he got wound up talking. When he looked at his watch, he saw he was already late.
Marilyn Paul, the pianist, had planned to arrive half an hour early. However she fell asleep after dinner, and when her mother awakened her at 7:15 she had time only to tidy up and start out.
Mrs. F.E. Paul, choir director and mother of the pianist, was late simply because her daughter was. She had tried unsuccessfully to awaken the girl earlier.
High school girls Lucille Jones and Dorothy Wood are neighbors and customarily go to practice together. Lucille was listening to a 7-to-7:30 radio program and broke her habit of promptness because she wanted to hear the end. Dorothy waited for her.
At 7:25, with a roar heard in almost every corner of Beatrice, the West Side Baptist Church blew up. The walls fell outward, the heavy wooden roof crashed straight down like a weight in a deadfall.
Arts said:
In 1950 in Beatrice, Nebraska, a church exploded five minutes after choir practice started. Not one of the 15 choir members was hurt because every single person was late, so the church was empty.Reverend Walter Klempel had gone to the West Side Baptist Chruch to get things ready for choir practice. He lit the furnace — most of the singers were in the habit of arriving around 7:15, and it was chilly in the church – and went home to dinner. But at 7:10, when it was time for him to go back to the church with his wife and daughter Marilyn Ruth, it turned out that Marilyn Ruth’s dress was soiled. They waited while Mrs. Klempel ironed another and thus were still at home when it happened.
Ladona Vandergrift, a high school sophomore, was having trouble with a geometry problem. She knew practice began promptly and always came early. But she stayed to finish the problem.
Royena Estes was ready, but the car would not start. So she and her sister called Ladona Vandergrift, and asked her to pick them up. But Ladona was the girl with the geometry problem, and the Estes sisters had to wait.
Sadie Estes’ story was the same as Royena’s. All day they had been having trouble with the car; it just refused to start.
Mrs. Leonard Schuster would ordinarily have arrived at 7:20 with her small daughter Susan. But on this particular evening Mrs. Schuster had to go to her mother’s house to help her get ready for a missionary meeting.Herbert Kipf, lathe operator, would have been ahead of time but had put off an important letter. “I can’t think why,” he said. He lingered over it and was late.
It was a cold evening. Stenographer Joyce Black, feeling “just plain lazy,” stayed in her warm house until the last possible moment. She was almost ready to leave when it happened.
Because his wife was away, Machinist Harvey Ahl was taking care of his two boys. He was going to take them to practice with him but somehow he got wound up talking. When he looked at his watch, he saw he was already late.
Marilyn Paul, the pianist, had planned to arrive half an hour early. However she fell asleep after dinner, and when her mother awakened her at 7:15 she had time only to tidy up and start out.
Mrs. F.E. Paul, choir director and mother of the pianist, was late simply because her daughter was. She had tried unsuccessfully to awaken the girl earlier.
High school girls Lucille Jones and Dorothy Wood are neighbors and customarily go to practice together. Lucille was listening to a 7-to-7:30 radio program and broke her habit of promptness because she wanted to hear the end. Dorothy waited for her.
At 7:25, with a roar heard in almost every corner of Beatrice, the West Side Baptist Church blew up. The walls fell outward, the heavy wooden roof crashed straight down like a weight in a deadfall.
The lord defeated satan’s evil plan that day!
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:
In 1950 in Beatrice, Nebraska, a church exploded five minutes after choir practice started. Not one of the 15 choir members was hurt because every single person was late, so the church was empty.Reverend Walter Klempel had gone to the West Side Baptist Chruch to get things ready for choir practice. He lit the furnace — most of the singers were in the habit of arriving around 7:15, and it was chilly in the church – and went home to dinner. But at 7:10, when it was time for him to go back to the church with his wife and daughter Marilyn Ruth, it turned out that Marilyn Ruth’s dress was soiled. They waited while Mrs. Klempel ironed another and thus were still at home when it happened.
Ladona Vandergrift, a high school sophomore, was having trouble with a geometry problem. She knew practice began promptly and always came early. But she stayed to finish the problem.
Royena Estes was ready, but the car would not start. So she and her sister called Ladona Vandergrift, and asked her to pick them up. But Ladona was the girl with the geometry problem, and the Estes sisters had to wait.
Sadie Estes’ story was the same as Royena’s. All day they had been having trouble with the car; it just refused to start.
Mrs. Leonard Schuster would ordinarily have arrived at 7:20 with her small daughter Susan. But on this particular evening Mrs. Schuster had to go to her mother’s house to help her get ready for a missionary meeting.Herbert Kipf, lathe operator, would have been ahead of time but had put off an important letter. “I can’t think why,” he said. He lingered over it and was late.
It was a cold evening. Stenographer Joyce Black, feeling “just plain lazy,” stayed in her warm house until the last possible moment. She was almost ready to leave when it happened.
Because his wife was away, Machinist Harvey Ahl was taking care of his two boys. He was going to take them to practice with him but somehow he got wound up talking. When he looked at his watch, he saw he was already late.
Marilyn Paul, the pianist, had planned to arrive half an hour early. However she fell asleep after dinner, and when her mother awakened her at 7:15 she had time only to tidy up and start out.
Mrs. F.E. Paul, choir director and mother of the pianist, was late simply because her daughter was. She had tried unsuccessfully to awaken the girl earlier.
High school girls Lucille Jones and Dorothy Wood are neighbors and customarily go to practice together. Lucille was listening to a 7-to-7:30 radio program and broke her habit of promptness because she wanted to hear the end. Dorothy waited for her.
At 7:25, with a roar heard in almost every corner of Beatrice, the West Side Baptist Church blew up. The walls fell outward, the heavy wooden roof crashed straight down like a weight in a deadfall.
The lord defeated satan’s evil plan that day!
The good lord put obstacles in their way.
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:
In 1950 in Beatrice, Nebraska, a church exploded five minutes after choir practice started. Not one of the 15 choir members was hurt because every single person was late, so the church was empty.Reverend Walter Klempel had gone to the West Side Baptist Chruch to get things ready for choir practice. He lit the furnace — most of the singers were in the habit of arriving around 7:15, and it was chilly in the church – and went home to dinner. But at 7:10, when it was time for him to go back to the church with his wife and daughter Marilyn Ruth, it turned out that Marilyn Ruth’s dress was soiled. They waited while Mrs. Klempel ironed another and thus were still at home when it happened.
Ladona Vandergrift, a high school sophomore, was having trouble with a geometry problem. She knew practice began promptly and always came early. But she stayed to finish the problem.
Royena Estes was ready, but the car would not start. So she and her sister called Ladona Vandergrift, and asked her to pick them up. But Ladona was the girl with the geometry problem, and the Estes sisters had to wait.
Sadie Estes’ story was the same as Royena’s. All day they had been having trouble with the car; it just refused to start.
Mrs. Leonard Schuster would ordinarily have arrived at 7:20 with her small daughter Susan. But on this particular evening Mrs. Schuster had to go to her mother’s house to help her get ready for a missionary meeting.Herbert Kipf, lathe operator, would have been ahead of time but had put off an important letter. “I can’t think why,” he said. He lingered over it and was late.
It was a cold evening. Stenographer Joyce Black, feeling “just plain lazy,” stayed in her warm house until the last possible moment. She was almost ready to leave when it happened.
Because his wife was away, Machinist Harvey Ahl was taking care of his two boys. He was going to take them to practice with him but somehow he got wound up talking. When he looked at his watch, he saw he was already late.
Marilyn Paul, the pianist, had planned to arrive half an hour early. However she fell asleep after dinner, and when her mother awakened her at 7:15 she had time only to tidy up and start out.
Mrs. F.E. Paul, choir director and mother of the pianist, was late simply because her daughter was. She had tried unsuccessfully to awaken the girl earlier.
High school girls Lucille Jones and Dorothy Wood are neighbors and customarily go to practice together. Lucille was listening to a 7-to-7:30 radio program and broke her habit of promptness because she wanted to hear the end. Dorothy waited for her.
At 7:25, with a roar heard in almost every corner of Beatrice, the West Side Baptist Church blew up. The walls fell outward, the heavy wooden roof crashed straight down like a weight in a deadfall.
The lord defeated satan’s evil plan that day!
or vice versa.
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:
In 1950 in Beatrice, Nebraska, a church exploded five minutes after choir practice started. Not one of the 15 choir members was hurt because every single person was late, so the church was empty.Reverend Walter Klempel had gone to the West Side Baptist Chruch to get things ready for choir practice. He lit the furnace — most of the singers were in the habit of arriving around 7:15, and it was chilly in the church – and went home to dinner. But at 7:10, when it was time for him to go back to the church with his wife and daughter Marilyn Ruth, it turned out that Marilyn Ruth’s dress was soiled. They waited while Mrs. Klempel ironed another and thus were still at home when it happened.
Ladona Vandergrift, a high school sophomore, was having trouble with a geometry problem. She knew practice began promptly and always came early. But she stayed to finish the problem.
Royena Estes was ready, but the car would not start. So she and her sister called Ladona Vandergrift, and asked her to pick them up. But Ladona was the girl with the geometry problem, and the Estes sisters had to wait.
Sadie Estes’ story was the same as Royena’s. All day they had been having trouble with the car; it just refused to start.
Mrs. Leonard Schuster would ordinarily have arrived at 7:20 with her small daughter Susan. But on this particular evening Mrs. Schuster had to go to her mother’s house to help her get ready for a missionary meeting.Herbert Kipf, lathe operator, would have been ahead of time but had put off an important letter. “I can’t think why,” he said. He lingered over it and was late.
It was a cold evening. Stenographer Joyce Black, feeling “just plain lazy,” stayed in her warm house until the last possible moment. She was almost ready to leave when it happened.
Because his wife was away, Machinist Harvey Ahl was taking care of his two boys. He was going to take them to practice with him but somehow he got wound up talking. When he looked at his watch, he saw he was already late.
Marilyn Paul, the pianist, had planned to arrive half an hour early. However she fell asleep after dinner, and when her mother awakened her at 7:15 she had time only to tidy up and start out.
Mrs. F.E. Paul, choir director and mother of the pianist, was late simply because her daughter was. She had tried unsuccessfully to awaken the girl earlier.
High school girls Lucille Jones and Dorothy Wood are neighbors and customarily go to practice together. Lucille was listening to a 7-to-7:30 radio program and broke her habit of promptness because she wanted to hear the end. Dorothy waited for her.
At 7:25, with a roar heard in almost every corner of Beatrice, the West Side Baptist Church blew up. The walls fell outward, the heavy wooden roof crashed straight down like a weight in a deadfall.
The lord defeated satan’s evil plan that day!
or vice versa.
ahhhh a glass half empty person.
:-)
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:The lord defeated satan’s evil plan that day!
or vice versa.
ahhhh a glass half empty person.
:-)
that glass is twice as big as it needs to be
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:or vice versa.
ahhhh a glass half empty person.
:-)
that glass is twice as big as it needs to be
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:or vice versa.
ahhhh a glass half empty person.
:-)
that glass is twice as big as it needs to be
ahhhh, an accounting type person.
Why did the church blow up?
Michael V said:
Why did the church blow up?
the fire department thinks it was a gas leak
Michael V said:
Why did the church blow up?
the boiler?
Michael V said:
Why did the church blow up?
the choir were really crappy singers and the church couldn’t handle the caterwauling anymore and decided to take it self out and end the misery.
Michael V said:
Why did the church blow up?
No idea…
Arts said:
Michael V said:Why did the church blow up?
the fire department thinks it was a gas leak
Ta.
Kingy said:
Michael V said:Why did the church blow up?
No idea…
:)
Michael V said:
Arts said:
Michael V said:Why did the church blow up?
the fire department thinks it was a gas leak
Ta.
I liked my explanation better.
Michael V said:
Why did the church blow up?
I don’t know, why did the church blow up?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Why did the church blow up?
I don’t know, why did the church blow up?
Arts has already answered. Likely a gas leak.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Why did the church blow up?
I don’t know, why did the church blow up?
To get to the “other side”.
Kingy said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Why did the church blow up?
I don’t know, why did the church blow up?
To get to the “other side”.
Ha!
Kingy said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Why did the church blow up?
I don’t know, why did the church blow up?
To get to the “other side”.
:)
That’s more like it.
MV needs to lift his stand-up game :)
Why are people saying “happy Easter” specifically this year?
It hasn’t been a thing in previous years. Neither I nor missy have heard it said before.
It’s as incongruous and jarring as seeing someone push a wheelbarrow down an Australian street on Guy Fawkes night.
mollwollfumble said:
Why are people saying “happy Easter” specifically this year?It hasn’t been a thing in previous years. Neither I nor missy have heard it said before.
It’s as incongruous and jarring as seeing someone push a wheelbarrow down an Australian street on Guy Fawkes night.
I’ve always said happy easter. If anything, this year has been a bit more low key than years previous.
party_pants said:
mollwollfumble said:
Why are people saying “happy Easter” specifically this year?It hasn’t been a thing in previous years. Neither I nor missy have heard it said before.
It’s as incongruous and jarring as seeing someone push a wheelbarrow down an Australian street on Guy Fawkes night.
I’ve always said happy easter. If anything, this year has been a bit more low key than years previous.
Merry Easter sounds a little disrespectful.
mollwollfumble said:
Why are people saying “happy Easter” specifically this year?It hasn’t been a thing in previous years. Neither I nor missy have heard it said before.
It’s as incongruous and jarring as seeing someone push a wheelbarrow down an Australian street on Guy Fawkes night.
Buggered if I know.
Seeing as it’s a holy day, here is a song about the goings on on a holy day:
Bubblecar said:
shoot ‘em both
and let God sort it out
