The 1st draft of ‘the atheist Bible” is finished. The grammar is still an absolute disaster.
Once I make the substitutions “elohim” becomes “laws”, “yahweh” becomes “nature” (or “thought” when it speaks directly to prophets).
Then “yahweh elohim” becomes “laws of nature” which consist of physics (eg. the weather), biology (eg. don’t eat rotting food) and psychology (eg. don’t provoke powerful men).
“Saviour” becomes “rescuer”.
Once I make those substitutions, very little of religion remains in the Bible, and what is left is more like environmentalism, “respect nature” and suchlike.
Here is the new start of Genesis.
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GENESIS
1
1 In the beginning, laws (ie. laws of physics) created the cosmos and the earth. 2 And the earth was formless and empty; and darkness was on the face of the deep: and the energy of laws moved on the face of the waters. 3 And laws said, Let there be light: and there was light. 4 And laws saw the light, that it was good: and laws divided the light from the darkness. 5 And laws called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
6 And laws said, Let there be a sky in the middle of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. 7 And laws made the sky, and divided the waters which were under the sky from the waters which were above the sky: and it was so. 8 And laws called the sky the atmosphere. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 And laws said, Let the waters under the cosmos be gathered together to one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. 10 And laws called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and laws saw that it was good. 11 And laws said, Let the earth put up grass, herbs yielding seed, and fruit-trees carrying fruit after their kind, where is the seed of it, on the earth: and it was so. 12 And the earth brought up grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind, and trees carrying fruit, where is the seed of it, after their kind: and laws saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.
14 And laws said, Let there be lights in the sky to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days and years: 15 and let them be for lights in the sky of the atmosphere to give light on the earth: and it was so. 16 And laws made the two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. 17 And laws set them in the sky to give light on the earth, 18 and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and laws saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.
20 And laws said, Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth in the open sky. 21 And laws created the great sea-animals, and every living creature that moves, where the waters swarmed, after their kind, and every winged bird after its kind: and laws saw that it was good. 22 And laws fertilised them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth. 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.
24 And laws said, Let the earth bring up living creatures after their kind, cattle, and creeping things, and animals of the earth after their kind: and it was so. 25 And laws made the animals of the earth after their kind, and the cattle after their kind, and everything that creeps on the ground after its kind: and laws saw that it was good. 26 And laws said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have supremacy over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the cosmos, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth. 27 And laws created man in his own image, in the image of laws created he him; male and female created he them. 28 And laws fertilised them: and laws said to them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it; and have supremacy over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the cosmos, and over every living thing that moves on the earth. 29 And laws said, See, I have given you every herb yielding seed, which is on the face of all the earth, and every tree, in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it will be for food: 30 and to every animal of the earth, and to every bird of the cosmos, and to everything that creeps on the earth, where there is life, I have given every green herb for food: and it was so. 31 And laws saw everything that he had made, and, see, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.
Genesis 2
1 And the cosmos and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2 And on the seventh day laws finished his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. 3 And laws fertilised the seventh day, and made it awesome; because that in it he rested from all his work which laws had created and made.
4 These are the generations of the cosmos and of the earth when they were created, in the day that nature laws made earth and the atmosphere. 5 And no plant of the field was yet in the earth, and no herb of the field had yet sprang up; for nature laws had not caused it to rain on the earth: and there was not a man to till the ground; 6 but there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground. 7 And nature laws formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living mind. 8 And nature laws planted a garden eastward, in Eden; and there he put the man who he had formed. 9 And out of the ground made nature laws to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the middle of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. 10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thus it was parted, and became four heads. 11 The name of the first is Pishon: that is it which ranges the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; 12 and the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone. 13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that ranges the whole land of Cush. 14 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goes in front of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates. 15 And nature laws took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it. 16 And nature laws commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden you may freely eat: 17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, you will not eat of it: for in the day that you eats of it you will surely die.
18 And nature laws said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a help meet for him. 19 And out of the ground nature laws formed every animal of the field, and every bird of the cosmos; and brought them to the man to see what he would call them: and whatever the man called every living creature, that was the name of it. 20 And the man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the cosmos, and to every animal of the field; but for man there was not found a help meet for him. 21 And nature laws caused a deep sleep to fall on the man, and he slept; and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead of it: 22 and the rib, which nature laws had taken from the man, made he a woman, and brought her to the man. 23 And the man said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she will be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. 24 Therefore will a man leave his father and his mother, and will split to his wife: and they will be one flesh. 25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
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See, not much religion in that.
mollwollfumble said:
The Buy-bull.
As a useful document, the Bible is close to being a total wreck with no insurance. Other ancient documents such as Herodotus, the Tao, the sayings of Confucius, and the Buddhist documents, are as fresh and relevant today as the day they were written. The Bible by contrast is a mess, its readability is poor and its relevance to modern day is almost non-existent.
A more readable version of the Bible is Josephus “The Antiquities of the Jews” https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2848/2848-h/2848-h.htm This is primarily a history so doesn’t include psalms, proverbs, song of Solomon, it misses parts of Isaiah, etc.
I got interested again in the Bible on learning that the biblical documents of the Dead Sea Scrolls were finally published some 70 years after their discovery. For 40 years after discovery they were hidden away from everyone. The final serialised publication was in the year 2002. The discovery was in the year 1947. See https://www.baslibrary.org/biblical-archaeology-review/41/3/4
For the Bible in Hebrew with parallel English translation see https://biblehub.com/interlinear/genesis/1.htm The top line of the page allows you to jump through the chapters.
Why bother with the Bible at all? Basically, because it’s huge. Contemporary (700 BC) texts from other sources are tiny, typically a couple of typed pages long or shorter. Non-Biblical Dead Sea Scrolls are also that short. The other ancient documents that make sense today – Herodotus, the Tao, the sayings of Confucius, and the Buddhist documents – are more recent than the earliest parts of the Bible. The Vedas in Sanskrit are more ancient, circa 1500 to 1000 BC, but they are even more irrelevant and ridiculous than the Bible. For the Rig Veda in English, see https://www.globalgreyebooks.com/ebooks1/ralph-t-h-griffith/rig-veda/rig-veda.pdf
Bible vs archaeology. Nothing in the Bible prior to Solomon is historical. We know from archaeology that Noah’s flood is fiction (yes I’ve read Gilgamesh), that the Exodus never happened, and that Joshua never destroyed Jericho. Apart possibly from some of the Psalms (the dating of the Psalms is mired in controversy), the earliest biblical book is the first part of Isaiah, from about 700 BC. The earliest extant part of Isaiah is from the Dead Sea scrolls and may be as early as 400 BC.
I’m slowly adding to my collection of synonyms for demystifying the Bible. Latest ones have been:
hosts → armies
tabernacle → tent
altar → barbecue (not as silly as it seems, the barbecue as a means of cooking goes back at least as far as the iron age, before 600 BC)
temple → museum (as a repository of donations)
One that has me wondering is google translate’s: spirit → wind. That tallies with my earlier translation of spirit → germs, because the wind disperses the germs into the cosmos (heaven) after death.
Earlier synonyms included
heaven → cosmos
angel → messenger (I’m not prepared to go as far as some Christians, who say that angel → spy).
messiah → benefactor
sinners → criminals
ark of the covenant → box with the contract