My new toy 😁

But what is it?

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

A log/block splitter?

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

Ah. A splitlogger.

And it’s not yours. It’s Hercule’s. Says so, right there on the machine.

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

dunno but that thing looks like it would make shit beer

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

Ah. Looks like it’s powered by a single jet engine, whatever it is.

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

log splitter?

Penis extender.

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

Could be a Hercules HPS3500E log splitter but I’d only be guessing.

Kingy said:

Penis extender.

You DO NOT want yer willy anywhere close to that thing.

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

Is it a Swan’s forward line?

sibeen said:

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

Is it a Swan’s forward line?

No, more useful than that.

sibeen said:

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

Is it a Swan’s forward line?

giggle

captain_spalding said:

Kingy said:

Penis extender.

You DO NOT want yer willy anywhere close to that thing.

It’s rated at 9 tons.

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Kingy said:

Penis extender.

You DO NOT want yer willy anywhere close to that thing.

It’s rated at 9 tons.

The place up the road sells 25-ton splitters.

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

You DO NOT want yer willy anywhere close to that thing.

It’s rated at 9 tons.

The place up the road sells 25-ton splitters.

One of them would certainly crack ya nuts.

Ya reckon Ms Buffy would want one in her toy box?

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Kingy said:

Penis extender.

You DO NOT want yer willy anywhere close to that thing.

It’s rated at 9 tons.

That’d stretch it far enough.

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

It’s rated at 9 tons.

The place up the road sells 25-ton splitters.

One of them would certainly crack ya nuts.

I could have made use of a splitter in the season just gone. 9 tons, 25 tons, anything.

Certainly can’t justify/afford buying one though.

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

FCOL Woodie, now the hackers know the rego number of your trailer.
Sheesh.

Peak Warming Man said:

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

FCOL Woodie, now the hackers know the rego number of your trailer.
Sheesh.

I’m done for now, Mr Man. They can pay the rego for me too.

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

Woodie said:

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

I thought your chainsaw was in the dam?

So I and my new toy turned some of it into this today. 😎

Peak Warming Man said:

Woodie said:

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

I thought your chainsaw was in the dam?

My chainsaw wouldn’t do matchsticks, Mr Man. I got a man in to clean it up. With a real chainsaw, not a toy one. Oh…. and he fixed the fence too.

Woodie said:

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

Ya know that redgum bungs up the flue? You gotta burn something hot and dry with it, or you’ll have to get a man in to clean out your chimbley..

Peak Warming Man said:

Woodie said:

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

I thought your chainsaw was in the dam?

It was but some strange women threw it back and proclaimed woodie king of all he surveys.

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

The place up the road sells 25-ton splitters.

One of them would certainly crack ya nuts.

I could have made use of a splitter in the season just gone. 9 tons, 25 tons, anything.

Certainly can’t justify/afford buying one though.

It all starts with the chainsaw and as Woodie says ya gotta get a decent bugger.
I wonder what sort Buffy has?

Bogsnorkler said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Woodie said:

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

I thought your chainsaw was in the dam?

It was but some strange women threw it back and proclaimed woodie king of all he surveys.

The Dame in the Dam?

Peak Warming Man said:

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

One of them would certainly crack ya nuts.

I could have made use of a splitter in the season just gone. 9 tons, 25 tons, anything.

Certainly can’t justify/afford buying one though.

It all starts with the chainsaw and as Woodie says ya gotta get a decent bugger.
I wonder what sort Buffy has?

I have two chainsaws. One electric, one petrol.

Kingy said:

Woodie said:

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

Ya know that redgum bungs up the flue? You gotta burn something hot and dry with it, or you’ll have to get a man in to clean out your chimbley..

That stuff won’t be burnt till next year. Should be good and seasoned by then.

Creosote Buildup

Creosote is a dark brown tar deposited from wood smoke that can build up on the insides of your chimney walls. It contains tiny unburned particles of wood and sap found in smoke. Creosote can be extremely dangerous because of how flammable creosote is and will quickly start a chimney fire. Firewood with higher levels of sap will create more creosote.
Burning redgum firewood is clean and easy if you season it for long enough. If you do not season your redgum firewood long enough, the risk of creosote buildup increases significantly because of the extra oils in the wood.

From https://www.awesomeaxes.com/redgum-firewood/

Bogsnorkler said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Woodie said:

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

I thought your chainsaw was in the dam?

It was but some strange women threw it back and proclaimed woodie king of all he surveys.

Ya don’t vote for kings.

Kingy said:

Woodie said:

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

Ya know that redgum bungs up the flue? You gotta burn something hot and dry with it, or you’ll have to get a man in to clean out your chimbley..

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

captain_spalding said:

Kingy said:

Woodie said:

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

Ya know that redgum bungs up the flue? You gotta burn something hot and dry with it, or you’ll have to get a man in to clean out your chimbley..

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

made in busso. or invented there.

sibeen said:

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

Is it a Swan’s forward line?

Actually, that was unfair; even a cursory glance at this thing and you can see that it has far move moving parts than a Swan’s forward line.

captain_spalding said:

Emma Charthey?

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Emma Charthey?

$50

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Emma Charthey?

Bunnings want $49, but one should do for 3 months of regular use.

sibeen said:

sibeen said:

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

Is it a Swan’s forward line?

Actually, that was unfair; even a cursory glance at this thing and you can see that it has far move moving parts than a Swan’s forward line.

Also it has 9 tons of pressure. Swan’s forward line have no pressure at all. In fact they suck.

captain_spalding said:

Kingy said:

Woodie said:

This came from an old habitat redgum down by the road. A branch fell out of it and wrecked my new fence.

Ya know that redgum bungs up the flue? You gotta burn something hot and dry with it, or you’ll have to get a man in to clean out your chimbley..

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

Endorsed by Destinus & Flapper I think.

Peak Warming Man said:

captain_spalding said:

Kingy said:

Ya know that redgum bungs up the flue? You gotta burn something hot and dry with it, or you’ll have to get a man in to clean out your chimbley..

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

Endorsed by Destinus & Flapper I think.

Who?

roughbarked said:

Peak Warming Man said:

captain_spalding said:

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

Endorsed by Destinus & Flapper I think.

Who?

D&F, the hypersonic people.

Blimey, man, try to keep up, will you?

sibeen said:

sibeen said:

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

Is it a Swan’s forward line?

Actually, that was unfair; even a cursory glance at this thing and you can see that it has far move moving parts than a Swan’s forward line.

wipes beer off laptop screen

Oi! Don’t do that, you’ll make a mess.

captain_spalding said:

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

I like going to Bunnings. I always come out with more than I went in with.

captain_spalding said:

roughbarked said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Endorsed by Destinus & Flapper I think.

Who?

D&F, the hypersonic people.

Blimey, man, try to keep up, will you?

:)
I saw the hypersonic thing but it still didn’t tell me who they are other than their apparent names.

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

I like going to Bunnings. I always come out with more than I went in with.

I always come out with a lighter wallet.

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

roughbarked said:

Who?

D&F, the hypersonic people.

Blimey, man, try to keep up, will you?

:)
I saw the hypersonic thing but it still didn’t tell me who they are other than their apparent names.

Switzerland-headquartered Destinus has been gathering pace with its goal of developing its airplane/rocket hybrid hypersonic vehicle. The company is determined to transport cargo between continents in just a couple of hours.

The firm proudly announced this week that it signed a letter of intent (LOI) with Brazil-based on-demand air charter platform Flapper.

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

I like going to Bunnings. I always come out with more than I went in with.

Certainly not money. Maybe a dodgy snag in a slice of bread, and some unintended commercial dross that jumped into your hands on the way to the dunny, but definitely not more money.

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

I like going to Bunnings. I always come out with more than I went in with.

I’ve got an idea for an invention: Bunnings blinkers.

You put them onto your head, and they project an image of the one item that you went to Bunnings for, and guide you to it, then to the checkout.

No distractions, no ‘ooh i need that!’ items.

Think of the time and money saved!

dv said:

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

:)
I saw the hypersonic thing but it still didn’t tell me who they are other than their apparent names.

Switzerland-headquartered Destinus has been gathering pace with its goal of developing its airplane/rocket hybrid hypersonic vehicle. The company is determined to transport cargo between continents in just a couple of hours.

The firm proudly announced this week that it signed a letter of intent (LOI) with Brazil-based on-demand air charter platform Flapper.

Thanks muchly :)

Kingy said:

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

I like going to Bunnings. I always come out with more than I went in with.

Certainly not money. Maybe a dodgy snag in a slice of bread, and some unintended commercial dross that jumped into your hands on the way to the dunny, but definitely not more money.

and you’ll probably leave the fried onion on the floor. So even your snag sandwich gets lighter.

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Actually, these things seem to work as advertised.

https://www.smartburn.com.au/

Been using them for two seasons now. Seem to do all that’s claimed of them. You can get them from…BUNNINGS!

I like going to Bunnings. I always come out with more than I went in with.

I’ve got an idea for an invention: Bunnings blinkers.

You put them onto your head, and they project an image of the one item that you went to Bunnings for, and guide you to it, then to the checkout.

No distractions, no ‘ooh i need that!’ items.

Think of the time and money saved!

:) That’s worth giving a run.

Woodie said:

Ya reckon Ms Buffy would want one in her toy box?

Got one, had it for years. I loove the hydraulic splitter. It’s had quite a bit of use. And it’s bigger ‘n yours…

:)

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

The place up the road sells 25-ton splitters.

One of them would certainly crack ya nuts.

I could have made use of a splitter in the season just gone. 9 tons, 25 tons, anything.

Certainly can’t justify/afford buying one though.

They are actually not all that expensive.

Woodie said:

So I and my new toy turned some of it into this today. 😎

Ooh, some of that is fiddleback. Isn’t it satisfying using the splitter on that stuff!

Peak Warming Man said:

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

One of them would certainly crack ya nuts.

I could have made use of a splitter in the season just gone. 9 tons, 25 tons, anything.

Certainly can’t justify/afford buying one though.

It all starts with the chainsaw and as Woodie says ya gotta get a decent bugger.
I wonder what sort Buffy has?

A rechargeable Stihl. That I’ve had for about 4 years and never used yet. But Mr buffy has to do some of the work…and he’s got three chainsaws of the petrol variety.

Woodie said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

FCOL Woodie, now the hackers know the rego number of your trailer.
Sheesh.

I’m done for now, Mr Man. They can pay the rego for me too.

ah Taiwan hackers

Woodie said:

My new toy 😁

But what is it?

One of these with a bazooka dick?

buffy said:

Woodie said:

Ya reckon Ms Buffy would want one in her toy box?

Got one, had it for years. I loove the hydraulic splitter. It’s had quite a bit of use. And it’s bigger ‘n yours…

:)

PHWOOOAR!!!

That’d even split Beeny Boy down the middle!!

Bit exy though, hey what but.

https://bushrangerpe.com.au/browse-products/log-splitter/bushranger-ls252-25-ton-log-splitter

Having said all that…………………..

The 9 tonner is a bit under done.

It struggled with most pieces. Had to take slices off the edges. So ended up with smaller bits rather than good lumped quarters.

Buggered if I know what the 5 ton ones would do. Be lucky to split toothpicks with one of those.

Woodie said:

Having said all that…………………..

The 9 tonner is a bit under done.

It struggled with most pieces. Had to take slices off the edges. So ended up with smaller bits rather than good lumped quarters.

Buggered if I know what the 5 ton ones would do. Be lucky to split toothpicks with one of those.

You should’ve consulted buffy before forking out all that money.

Woodie said:

Having said all that…………………..

The 9 tonner is a bit under done.

It struggled with most pieces. Had to take slices off the edges. So ended up with smaller bits rather than good lumped quarters.

Buggered if I know what the 5 ton ones would do. Be lucky to split toothpicks with one of those.

You should’ve consulted buffy before forking out all that money.

Woodie said:

Having said all that…………………..

The 9 tonner is a bit under done.

It struggled with most pieces. Had to take slices off the edges. So ended up with smaller bits rather than good lumped quarters.

Buggered if I know what the 5 ton ones would do. Be lucky to split toothpicks with one of those.

I was thinking you might need a spike rather than a blade to split the logs into chunks. Then the blade can be used to split the chunks into firewood pieces along the grain.

The Rev Dodgson said:

You should’ve consulted buffy before forking out all that money.

There was only one lump so far I couldn’t do anything with. Had a big branch knot in it. Cuppla other lumps I went back to successfully after I’d had a bit of practice and fetched ‘em outa the dam, hey what but.

Still got a bit more than half left to do.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Having said all that…………………..

The 9 tonner is a bit under done.

It struggled with most pieces. Had to take slices off the edges. So ended up with smaller bits rather than good lumped quarters.

Buggered if I know what the 5 ton ones would do. Be lucky to split toothpicks with one of those.

I was thinking you might need a spike rather than a blade to split the logs into chunks. Then the blade can be used to split the chunks into firewood pieces along the grain.

Not seen one with a spike. They all have blades. I assume they’ve tested all sorts of things. There are conical drill bit type ones for your drill. But Mr Yoochoobs tells me they’re almost useless.

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Having said all that…………………..

The 9 tonner is a bit under done.

It struggled with most pieces. Had to take slices off the edges. So ended up with smaller bits rather than good lumped quarters.

Buggered if I know what the 5 ton ones would do. Be lucky to split toothpicks with one of those.

I was thinking you might need a spike rather than a blade to split the logs into chunks. Then the blade can be used to split the chunks into firewood pieces along the grain.

Not seen one with a spike. They all have blades. I assume they’ve tested all sorts of things. There are conical drill bit type ones for your drill. But Mr Yoochoobs tells me they’re almost useless.

OK. Maybe you need to hack away at the sides first and try and split more along the grain, rather than going straight down the middle across the grain.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

I was thinking you might need a spike rather than a blade to split the logs into chunks. Then the blade can be used to split the chunks into firewood pieces along the grain.

Not seen one with a spike. They all have blades. I assume they’ve tested all sorts of things. There are conical drill bit type ones for your drill. But Mr Yoochoobs tells me they’re almost useless.

OK. Maybe you need to hack away at the sides first and try and split more along the grain, rather than going straight down the middle across the grain.

No-one splits across the grain…do they?

buffy said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Not seen one with a spike. They all have blades. I assume they’ve tested all sorts of things. There are conical drill bit type ones for your drill. But Mr Yoochoobs tells me they’re almost useless.

OK. Maybe you need to hack away at the sides first and try and split more along the grain, rather than going straight down the middle across the grain.

No-one splits across the grain…do they?

Mad if they do.