One hour warning.

Peak Warming Man said:

One hour warning.

Swearing mode warming up

Paging sibeen. Where are you sibeen?

Aus are batting.

Peak Warming Man said:

Aus are batting.

Uh-oh. Look out!

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Aus are batting.

Uh-oh. Look out!

Dave’s not there man.

Peak Warming Man said:

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Aus are batting.

Uh-oh. Look out!

Dave’s not there man.

Manus and Steve aren’t there either.

Peak Warming Man said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Michael V said:

Uh-oh. Look out!

Dave’s not there man.

Manus and Steve aren’t there either.

Travis Head strides to the wicket.

Peak Warming Man said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Dave’s not there man.

Manus and Steve aren’t there either.

Travis Head strides to the wicket.

His wife’s on the phone. Tell her to hold on. I won’t be long.

Tamb said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Manus and Steve aren’t there either.

Travis Head strides to the wicket.

His wife’s on the phone. Tell her to hold on. I won’t be long.

I think that was Ironmonger?

Peak Warming Man said:

Tamb said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Travis Head strides to the wicket.

His wife’s on the phone. Tell her to hold on. I won’t be long.

I think that was Ironmonger?

I think it was Me I. It’s been modernised.

Tamb said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Tamb said:

His wife’s on the phone. Tell her to hold on. I won’t be long.

I think that was Ironmonger?

I think it was Me I. It’s been modernised.

Me I = Mr I

Head gone for 12.

Aus: 4/109.

Usman Khawaja out for 81.

Aus: 5/167

Alex Carey out for a duck.

Aus: 6/168

It’s game on in the Poms v Defendants
Poms lead by 250 odd with four wickets left in the shed. Defendants have hung on well so far.

Peak Warming Man said:

It’s game on in the Poms v Defendants
Poms lead by 250 odd with four wickets left in the shed. Defendants have hung on well so far.

Stokes and Foakes are batting at the moment.

stands up
GIVE MURPHY A BOWL YA MUGS
sits down

stands up
GIVE MURPHY A BOWL YA MUGS
sits down

Peak Warming Man said:

stands up
GIVE MURPHY A BOWL YA MUGS
sits down

Maybe You’ll have to shout louder?

India have lost three. 3/65

The GOAT has three-fa.

Michael V said:

India have lost three. 3/65

The GOAT has three-fa.

4/66 now!

The GOAT strikes again!

The Poms are all out, the Defendants need 394 to win.

Peak Warming Man said:

The Poms are all out, the Defendants need 394 to win.

However the Defendants are in a spot of bother at 4/27

India: 5/125

Ravindra Jadeja, lbw Todd Murphy for 26.

Peak Warming Man said:

Peak Warming Man said:

The Poms are all out, the Defendants need 394 to win.

However the Defendants are in a spot of bother at 4/27

A bit of con tro versy but Virat has to go.

India: 6/135.

Virat Kohli lbw Matthew Kuhnemann for 44.

Michael V said:

India: 6/135.

Virat Kohli lbw Matthew Kuhnemann for 44.

The GOAT has five fa!

India: 7/139

Srikar Bharat (w), c Steven Smith b Nathan Lyon for 6.

Tea.

India: 7/179

Patel 28.

Ashwin 11.

Michael V said:

Tea.

India: 7/179

Patel 28.

Ashwin 11.

Australia with it’s nose just in front.

FUCK

Peak Warming Man said:

FUCK

OFF!

Peak Warming Man said:

FUCK

Translation:

Travis Head: c Srikar Bharat b Ravichandran Ashwin, for 43 runs.

Currently, Aus: 2/84

SMITH IS OUT LBW!

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

FUCK

Translation:

Travis Head: c Srikar Bharat b Ravichandran Ashwin, for 43 runs.

Currently, Aus: 2/84

4 for 95

Peak Warming Man said:

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

FUCK

Translation:

Travis Head: c Srikar Bharat b Ravichandran Ashwin, for 43 runs.

Currently, Aus: 2/84

4 for 95

Now 5/95.

Dire.

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Michael V said:

Translation:

Travis Head: c Srikar Bharat b Ravichandran Ashwin, for 43 runs.

Currently, Aus: 2/84

4 for 95

Now 5/95.

Dire.

6/95

Bloody.

Michael V said:

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

4 for 95

Now 5/95.

Dire.

6/95

Bloody.

Damn.

Things were looking good last night, a small lead on the first innings and 1/60-ish at stumps. Seems like they have found another hole to stumble into now.

Michael V said:

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

4 for 95

Now 5/95.

Dire.

6/95

Bloody.

Now 7/95.

Oh dear.

Michael V said:

Michael V said:

Michael V said:

Now 5/95.

Dire.

6/95

Bloody.

Now 7/95.

Oh dear.

It’s a brilliant collapse.

Peak Warming Man said:

Michael V said:

Michael V said:

6/95

Bloody.

Now 7/95.

Oh dear.

It’s a brilliant collapse.

I don’t see that as a positive though.

Michael V said:

Michael V said:

Michael V said:

Now 5/95.

Dire.

6/95

Bloody.

Now 7/95.

Oh dear.

8/110

Carey bowled.

Jadeja has five-fa.

Michael V said:

Jadeja has five-fa.

Now Jadeja has six-fa.

Lyon bowled for 8

Aus: 9/113

Michael V said:

Michael V said:

Jadeja has five-fa.

Now Jadeja has six-fa.

Lyon bowled for 8

Aus: 9/113

It aint looking good but they still have to get them.

Peak Warming Man said:

Michael V said:

Michael V said:

Jadeja has five-fa.

Now Jadeja has six-fa.

Lyon bowled for 8

Aus: 9/113

It aint looking good but they still have to get them.

Seven-fa now.

Aus all out for 114.

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Michael V said:

Now Jadeja has six-fa.

Lyon bowled for 8

Aus: 9/113

It aint looking good but they still have to get them.

Seven-fa now.

Aus all out for 114.

Not as many as I was hoping for. Looks a bit skinny doesn’t it?

party_pants said:

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

It aint looking good but they still have to get them.

Seven-fa now.

Aus all out for 114.

Not as many as I was hoping for. Looks a bit skinny doesn’t it?

I’ll say.

party_pants said:

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

It aint looking good but they still have to get them.

Seven-fa now.

Aus all out for 114.

Not as many as I was hoping for. Looks a bit skinny doesn’t it?

The way they were batting last night I thought they’d get 300.

Peak Warming Man said:

party_pants said:

Michael V said:

Seven-fa now.

Aus all out for 113.

Not as many as I was hoping for. Looks a bit skinny doesn’t it?

The way they were batting last night I thought they’d get 300.

Seemed like that. Unfortunately it was not to be.

Typo corrected. All out for 113.

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

party_pants said:

Not as many as I was hoping for. Looks a bit skinny doesn’t it?

The way they were batting last night I thought they’d get 300.

Seemed like that. Unfortunately it was not to be.

Typo corrected. All out for 113.

FUCK © sibeen

Ian said:

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

The way they were batting last night I thought they’d get 300.

Seemed like that. Unfortunately it was not to be.

Typo corrected. All out for 113.

FUCK © sibeen

Onya.

FUCK OFF © sibeen

Translation:

Lokesh Rahul: c Alex Carey b Nathan Lyon for 1 run.

Lunch. India 1/14, needs 101 runs to win, with 9 wickets remaining.

Cricket is 99.87% mental and it fkn annoys me when professional over paid sporting “heroes” buy into the BS that they suddenly can’t bat in India. I can only roll my eyes.

Bring back some mongrel back into team.
Bunch of over paid ladies blouses these days.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

India need 101 to win off 240 overs.

FUCK OFF © sibeen

Translation:

Rohit Sharma ©: run out (Peter Handscomb) for 31 runs.

India 2/39, needs 76 runs to win with 8 wickets remaining

India need 14 runs to win with 6 wickets remaining.

India need 2 runs to win with 6 wickets remaining

bummer. India won quite comfortably in the end.

India has now won this second test with 6 wickets in hand.

Where do the selectors go from here.
Probably drop Cummings and play another spinner.

Peak Warming Man said:

Probably drop Cummings and play another spinner.

That’s sound advice for any situation, I’d say.

Michael V said:

India has now won this second test with 6 wickets in hand.

Can we demand a re-count?

#stopthesteal