My car is unusual – a Chery J3.

There are about ten annoyances that came with the car when I bought it.
Normal maintenance shop won’t touch them because that’s an electrical problem. Auto-electrician won’t touch them because they “don’t have the software for that model”. Chery dealers don’t sell or maintain Chery cars any more.
What I need is an old school auto electrician, one who isn’t afraid to use wire cutters to disable a car alarm, or temperature sensor. Any idea where I can find one?
The annoyances are:
1. Air conditioner comes on automatically when we don’t want it to.
Solution – disable this function.
2. Air conditioner after operating about 20 minutes suddenly blasts the interior with superheated air > 40°C for two minutes before resuming.
Solution – either fix this bug … or disable the temperature sensor to have the air conditioner permanently on maximum cooling when switched on, rather than hold to a fixed temperature.
3. Car alarm goes off when boot opened.
Solution – either fix this bug … or permanently disable the noise from the car alarm without disabling the flashing door lights.
4. The “beep” on locking of the car is too loud.
Solution – muffle to reduce the volume by 50% by wrapping in sound-absorbing material.
5. Backing only lights up one rear light.
Solution – wire the second light to the first.
6. Speedometer reads 10% too high.
Solution – is this electrical or mechanical? Change numbers on dial?
7. No reversing camera.
Solution – fit an after-market one.
8. Intermittent windscreen wipers are annoying – when it’s just misty weather then the wipers sometimes run either very fast or not at all on occasions.
Solution – if possible, go back to a fixed-period intermittent windscreen wiper.
9. Cruise control can only be set in increments of 2.5 km/hr.
Solution – if possible, increments of 1 km/hr?
10. Cruise control doesn’t hold speed well.
Solution – don’t fix, I like this, it saves wear and tear on the gears and engine.

