Like we were nextdoor neighbours from my age of 13. He was like 14.
He actually knocked on the front door way back then not long after they’d first moved in way back in August of 1966 and my old man answered the door. When he asked to see me, my dad whose bed was near the fence to next door said, “Listen I don’t want you near my son because you will take him nowhere”.
The old bugger was correct. Because he could hear his foghorn voice from hhis sickbed.
I’ve been stuck with trying to pull him out of the gutter for long enough to have been a detriment to wherever I could have gone.
and guess what, He has now got dementia, parkinsons or simply low blood flow to the brain beause the man will come to me and say, can you come with me to Bunnings because two brains are better than one.
This is because I showed him how to tape a couple of beer cartons over a window where the glass had fallen out because the wood was rotting away.
So I screwed some strong plastic over the thing and told him again that he need to get an aluminium window fitted because the wood is fucked. This is all after I had to even work around the blokes in the red shirts in Bunnings who didn’t seem to think they had anything answering the description of what he wanted to fix it.