


Arts said:
Definitely tea this end but I wouldn’t say I’m a dog person.
Arts said:
black and a morning person. good god is that the time. off to bed with me so I can greet the new day at sparrow fart.
Arts said:
Flat White:
Not a morning person.
Has to work to provide others with money.
Probably hungover.
Tea, black and one.

dv said:
The things mathematicians find interesting is a mystery to me.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The things mathematicians find interesting is a mystery to me.
ikr they’re such nerds









dv said:
:)
dv said:
Seems a fair comment.
Not so sure about the others.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Seems a fair comment.
Not so sure about the others.
I’ve done OK and I haven’t fished since I was 14.

:-O



dv said:
I haven’t yet. My plastic measuring mug (which has a similar handle) has a piece of plastic to stop that. I’d have to cut it out.
dv said:
What happens when the jug angle gets steeper? I reckon it would run off both sides of the handle, so I’m calling BS on that one.
dv said:
I still forget to use it.



Betoota Advocate fails Economics 101.
Eighty Mile Beach in Western Australia used to be called Ninety Mile Beach but authorities changed the name in 1946 to avoid confusion. It’s 137 miles long.
Witty Rejoinder said:
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Betoota Advocate fails Economics 101.
But, they will raise their prices, won’t they?
Arts said:
Eighty Mile Beach in Western Australia used to be called Ninety Mile Beach but authorities changed the name in 1946 to avoid confusion. It’s 137 miles long.
There are many X mile beaches in Australia and none have them have been converted to kilometres.
Arts said:
Eighty Mile Beach in Western Australia used to be called Ninety Mile Beach but authorities changed the name in 1946 to avoid confusion. It’s 137 miles long.
Ninety Mile Beach in Gippsland, Victoria is actually 94 miles long.
fsm said:
Arts said:
Eighty Mile Beach in Western Australia used to be called Ninety Mile Beach but authorities changed the name in 1946 to avoid confusion. It’s 137 miles long.
Ninety Mile Beach in Gippsland, Victoria is actually 94 miles long.
The Imperial system of measurement.
What is it good for?
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
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Betoota Advocate fails Economics 101.
But, they will raise their prices, won’t they?
Certainly but what does that matter?
fsm said:
Arts said:
Eighty Mile Beach in Western Australia used to be called Ninety Mile Beach but authorities changed the name in 1946 to avoid confusion. It’s 137 miles long.
Ninety Mile Beach in Gippsland, Victoria is actually 94 miles long.
According to the electric internet, the nearby 75 mile beach on K’gari is 75 miles long.
Witty Rejoinder said:
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Betoota Advocate fails Economics 101.
In what way?
Arts said:
Eighty Mile Beach in Western Australia used to be called Ninety Mile Beach but authorities changed the name in 1946 to avoid confusion. It’s 137 miles long.
Used to go salmon fishing along 90 mile beach in Victoria.
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
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Betoota Advocate fails Economics 101.
In what way?
By confusing the effect that an AirBnB tax would have on the price of short-stay properties versus rentals.
Witty Rejoinder said:
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Betoota Advocate fails Economics 101.
The money is to be spent on affordable housing
Arts said:
Eighty Mile Beach in Western Australia used to be called Ninety Mile Beach but authorities changed the name in 1946 to avoid confusion. It’s 137 miles long.
What’s a mile?
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
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Betoota Advocate fails Economics 101.
In what way?
By confusing the effect that an AirBnB tax would have on the price of short-stay properties versus rentals.
I’m confused too (economics confuses me, and always has).
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
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Betoota Advocate fails Economics 101.
But, they will raise their prices, won’t they?
Certainly but what does that matter?
Nothing to me, i don’t use those places much, and i’ve never contemplated taking a holiday in Victoria. But, if it’s meant to act as any sort of disincentive for people to boot out long-term renters, and discourage them from turning their rental premises into AirBnBs, it not only doesn’t matter much, but it won’t achieve much.
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Arts said:
Eighty Mile Beach in Western Australia used to be called Ninety Mile Beach but authorities changed the name in 1946 to avoid confusion. It’s 137 miles long.
Ninety Mile Beach in Gippsland, Victoria is actually 94 miles long.
According to the electric internet, the nearby 75 mile beach on K’gari is 75 miles long.
Well, that’s just stupid. Has anyone explained to the Qld govt how this game is played?
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:But, they will raise their prices, won’t they?
Certainly but what does that matter?
Nothing to me, i don’t use those places much, and i’ve never contemplated taking a holiday in Victoria. But, if it’s meant to act as any sort of disincentive for people to boot out long-term renters, and discourage them from turning their rental premises into AirBnBs, it not only doesn’t matter much, but it won’t achieve much.
It’s meant to raise money to spend on affordable housing.
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Certainly but what does that matter?
Nothing to me, i don’t use those places much, and i’ve never contemplated taking a holiday in Victoria. But, if it’s meant to act as any sort of disincentive for people to boot out long-term renters, and discourage them from turning their rental premises into AirBnBs, it not only doesn’t matter much, but it won’t achieve much.
It’s meant to raise money to spend on affordable housing.
Oh, like the car rego and petrol taxes are all spent on improving roads and making them safer?
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
captain_spalding said:Nothing to me, i don’t use those places much, and i’ve never contemplated taking a holiday in Victoria. But, if it’s meant to act as any sort of disincentive for people to boot out long-term renters, and discourage them from turning their rental premises into AirBnBs, it not only doesn’t matter much, but it won’t achieve much.
It’s meant to raise money to spend on affordable housing.
Oh, like the car rego and petrol taxes are all spent on improving roads and making them safer?
Well yeah.
The roads certainly are better and more extensive than they used to be. Bruce Highway used to be absolute shit.
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:In what way?
By confusing the effect that an AirBnB tax would have on the price of short-stay properties versus rentals.
I’m confused too (economics confuses me, and always has).
Consider a property that is currently priced at $100 a night. The owner could rent it out for that much or AirBnB it. The new tax means they must now charge short-stays $107.5. For the marginal properties there will be less demand for short-stays at that price so renting it out for $100 will be optimal. Therefore taxing short-stays will put more properties available to be rented. We must remember that there is no shortage of renters willing to pay that price but rather a shortage of supply.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:Ninety Mile Beach in Gippsland, Victoria is actually 94 miles long.
According to the electric internet, the nearby 75 mile beach on K’gari is 75 miles long.
Well, that’s just stupid. Has anyone explained to the Qld govt how this game is played?
It was named in 1770.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:By confusing the effect that an AirBnB tax would have on the price of short-stay properties versus rentals.
I’m confused too (economics confuses me, and always has).
Consider a property that is currently priced at $100 a night. The owner could rent it out for that much or AirBnB it. The new tax means they must now charge short-stays $107.5. For the marginal properties there will be less demand for short-stays at that price so renting it out for $100 will be optimal. Therefore taxing short-stays will put more properties available to be rented. We must remember that there is no shortage of renters willing to pay that price but rather a shortage of supply.
Ta.
Naturally dividing causality between road quality, car quality, policing, driver education, regulation etc would be difficult but the increase in road safety in Australia since 1970 has been amazing. There were 3798 road deaths in 1970, 1194 road deaths in 2022, despite the fact that the population has doubled and people are on average driving more km per cap than they did in 1970. On a per capita basis the death rate is about 16% what it used to be. On a per km basis, 11%.
It’s been one of the real good news success stories, along with smoking reduction.
dv said:
Naturally dividing causality between road quality, car quality, policing, driver education, regulation etc would be difficult but the increase in road safety in Australia since 1970 has been amazing. There were 3798 road deaths in 1970, 1194 road deaths in 2022, despite the fact that the population has doubled and people are on average driving more km per cap than they did in 1970. On a per capita basis the death rate is about 16% what it used to be. On a per km basis, 11%.
It’s been one of the real good news success stories, along with smoking reduction.
Impressive.
dv said:
Naturally dividing causality between road quality, car quality, policing, driver education, regulation etc would be difficult but the increase in road safety in Australia since 1970 has been amazing. There were 3798 road deaths in 1970, 1194 road deaths in 2022, despite the fact that the population has doubled and people are on average driving more km per cap than they did in 1970. On a per capita basis the death rate is about 16% what it used to be. On a per km basis, 11%.
It’s been one of the real good news success stories, along with smoking reduction.
Agreed.
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:It’s meant to raise money to spend on affordable housing.
Oh, like the car rego and petrol taxes are all spent on improving roads and making them safer?
Well yeah.
The roads certainly are better and more extensive than they used to be. Bruce Highway used to be absolute shit.
Agreed. We did see improvements on it in the years during which we shuttled up and down it.

Yeah

dv said:
Naturally dividing causality between road quality, car quality, policing, driver education, regulation etc would be difficult but the increase in road safety in Australia since 1970 has been amazing. There were 3798 road deaths in 1970, 1194 road deaths in 2022, despite the fact that the population has doubled and people are on average driving more km per cap than they did in 1970. On a per capita basis the death rate is about 16% what it used to be. On a per km basis, 11%.
It’s been one of the real good news success stories, along with smoking reduction.
I’d estimate a good 90% of the reduction in fatalities is due to improved engineering of not only the cars themselves but also of the quality of the roads.
I’d also be comfortable in saying that the standards of driving have likely dropped.
Spiny Norman said:
dv said:I would hope that the average skill of P-platers has increased with stricter learner requirements.Naturally dividing causality between road quality, car quality, policing, driver education, regulation etc would be difficult but the increase in road safety in Australia since 1970 has been amazing. There were 3798 road deaths in 1970, 1194 road deaths in 2022, despite the fact that the population has doubled and people are on average driving more km per cap than they did in 1970. On a per capita basis the death rate is about 16% what it used to be. On a per km basis, 11%.I’d estimate a good 90% of the reduction in fatalities is due to improved engineering of not only the cars themselves but also of the quality of the roads.
It’s been one of the real good news success stories, along with smoking reduction.
I’d also be comfortable in saying that the standards of driving have likely dropped.
OCDC said:
Spiny Norman said:dv said:I would hope that the average skill of P-platers has increased with stricter learner requirements.Naturally dividing causality between road quality, car quality, policing, driver education, regulation etc would be difficult but the increase in road safety in Australia since 1970 has been amazing. There were 3798 road deaths in 1970, 1194 road deaths in 2022, despite the fact that the population has doubled and people are on average driving more km per cap than they did in 1970. On a per capita basis the death rate is about 16% what it used to be. On a per km basis, 11%.I’d estimate a good 90% of the reduction in fatalities is due to improved engineering of not only the cars themselves but also of the quality of the roads.
It’s been one of the real good news success stories, along with smoking reduction.
I’d also be comfortable in saying that the standards of driving have likely dropped.
Isn’t one of those requirements doing a minimum number of hours in the car with a parent (or whoever) watching what’s going on? After driving for several decades I’m far from impressed with the standards of many people on the road.
Spiny Norman said:
OCDC said:Yes, but I think even supervision with a sub-optimal adult is better than no supervision at all.Spiny Norman said:Isn’t one of those requirements doing a minimum number of hours in the car with a parent (or whoever) watching what’s going on? After driving for several decades I’m far from impressed with the standards of many people on the road.I’d estimate a good 90% of the reduction in fatalities is due to improved engineering of not only the cars themselves but also of the quality of the roads.I would hope that the average skill of P-platers has increased with stricter learner requirements.
I’d also be comfortable in saying that the standards of driving have likely dropped.
OCDC said:
Spiny Norman said:OCDC said:Yes, but I think even supervision with a sub-optimal adult is better than no supervision at all.I would hope that the average skill of P-platers has increased with stricter learner requirements.Isn’t one of those requirements doing a minimum number of hours in the car with a parent (or whoever) watching what’s going on? After driving for several decades I’m far from impressed with the standards of many people on the road.
Maybe.
I’ve taught Spocky how to deal with intersections and roundabouts, and she reckons it’s saved her a few times. Too many people on the roads make me very nervous and cautious.
Spiny Norman said:
dv said:
Naturally dividing causality between road quality, car quality, policing, driver education, regulation etc would be difficult but the increase in road safety in Australia since 1970 has been amazing. There were 3798 road deaths in 1970, 1194 road deaths in 2022, despite the fact that the population has doubled and people are on average driving more km per cap than they did in 1970. On a per capita basis the death rate is about 16% what it used to be. On a per km basis, 11%.
It’s been one of the real good news success stories, along with smoking reduction.
I’d estimate a good 90% of the reduction in fatalities is due to improved engineering of not only the cars themselves but also of the quality of the roads.
I’d also be comfortable in saying that the standards of driving have likely dropped.
I’d dare say that Random Breath Testing and the introduction of technology to test for alcohol has helped, too. Before 1970 people used to regularly drive whilst affected by alcohol.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
dv said:
Naturally dividing causality between road quality, car quality, policing, driver education, regulation etc would be difficult but the increase in road safety in Australia since 1970 has been amazing. There were 3798 road deaths in 1970, 1194 road deaths in 2022, despite the fact that the population has doubled and people are on average driving more km per cap than they did in 1970. On a per capita basis the death rate is about 16% what it used to be. On a per km basis, 11%.
It’s been one of the real good news success stories, along with smoking reduction.
I’d estimate a good 90% of the reduction in fatalities is due to improved engineering of not only the cars themselves but also of the quality of the roads.
I’d also be comfortable in saying that the standards of driving have likely dropped.
I’d dare say that Random Breath Testing and the introduction of technology to test for alcohol has helped, too. Before 1970 people used to regularly drive whilst affected by alcohol.
Yep, sounds good.

Spiny Norman said:
they look happy.
Spiny Norman said:
LOL
20 g THC!


I wouldn’t mind having a few C-47’s – They are more commonly known to the average punter as a DC-3.
They’d be worth a mint now.

Spiny Norman said:
I wouldn’t mind having a few C-47’s – They are more commonly known to the average punter as a DC-3.
They’d be worth a mint now.
Also a Soviet copy built in large numbers too IIRC.
Spiny Norman said:
dv said:
Naturally dividing causality between road quality, car quality, policing, driver education, regulation etc would be difficult but the increase in road safety in Australia since 1970 has been amazing. There were 3798 road deaths in 1970, 1194 road deaths in 2022, despite the fact that the population has doubled and people are on average driving more km per cap than they did in 1970. On a per capita basis the death rate is about 16% what it used to be. On a per km basis, 11%.
It’s been one of the real good news success stories, along with smoking reduction.
I’d estimate a good 90% of the reduction in fatalities is due to improved engineering of not only the cars themselves but also of the quality of the roads.
I’d also be comfortable in saying that the standards of driving have likely dropped.
Maybe though I’d suspect that things such as excess speed and drink driving have gone down since 1970 mainly due to increased detection and enforcement
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:
I wouldn’t mind having a few C-47’s – They are more commonly known to the average punter as a DC-3.
They’d be worth a mint now.Also a Soviet copy built in large numbers too IIRC.
I don’t think I’ve heard of that one, but I know they copied a B-29 that had to land in the USSR somewhere after a bombing raid over Japan. The engineers were instructed to copy the big plane exactly, and that’s what they did – It had some battle damage and a few holes in the skin had been patched up with a small sheet rivetted over the hole, and those repairs were also present in the copied plane even though they were totally unnecessary.
And that’s how the Tupolev Tu-4 came into being.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-4
dv said:
Spiny Norman said:
dv said:
Naturally dividing causality between road quality, car quality, policing, driver education, regulation etc would be difficult but the increase in road safety in Australia since 1970 has been amazing. There were 3798 road deaths in 1970, 1194 road deaths in 2022, despite the fact that the population has doubled and people are on average driving more km per cap than they did in 1970. On a per capita basis the death rate is about 16% what it used to be. On a per km basis, 11%.
It’s been one of the real good news success stories, along with smoking reduction.
I’d estimate a good 90% of the reduction in fatalities is due to improved engineering of not only the cars themselves but also of the quality of the roads.
I’d also be comfortable in saying that the standards of driving have likely dropped.
Maybe though I’d suspect that things such as excess speed and drink driving have gone down since 1970 mainly due to increased detection and enforcement
Quite possibly, but I’d still put my money on the engineers making the lion’s share of the difference. Take an average modern small car and an old (say, 1980’s) car and put them through the same crash and the people in the modern car are quite likely to be able to walk away from a very badly damaged car. But everyone in the old car would be very dead.
Spiny Norman said:
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:
I wouldn’t mind having a few C-47’s – They are more commonly known to the average punter as a DC-3.
They’d be worth a mint now.Also a Soviet copy built in large numbers too IIRC.
I don’t think I’ve heard of that one, but I know they copied a B-29 that had to land in the USSR somewhere after a bombing raid over Japan. The engineers were instructed to copy the big plane exactly, and that’s what they did – It had some battle damage and a few holes in the skin had been patched up with a small sheet rivetted over the hole, and those repairs were also present in the copied plane even though they were totally unnecessary.
And that’s how the Tupolev Tu-4 came into being.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-4
Lisunov L1-2. a littler over 600 produced under licence.
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:
party_pants said:Also a Soviet copy built in large numbers too IIRC.
I don’t think I’ve heard of that one, but I know they copied a B-29 that had to land in the USSR somewhere after a bombing raid over Japan. The engineers were instructed to copy the big plane exactly, and that’s what they did – It had some battle damage and a few holes in the skin had been patched up with a small sheet rivetted over the hole, and those repairs were also present in the copied plane even though they were totally unnecessary.
And that’s how the Tupolev Tu-4 came into being.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-4
Lisunov L1-2. a littler over 600 produced under licence.
Sorry Li-2
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:
party_pants said:Also a Soviet copy built in large numbers too IIRC.
I don’t think I’ve heard of that one, but I know they copied a B-29 that had to land in the USSR somewhere after a bombing raid over Japan. The engineers were instructed to copy the big plane exactly, and that’s what they did – It had some battle damage and a few holes in the skin had been patched up with a small sheet rivetted over the hole, and those repairs were also present in the copied plane even though they were totally unnecessary.
And that’s how the Tupolev Tu-4 came into being.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-4
Lisunov L1-2. a littler over 600 produced under licence.
Wow! One of the many aircraft I have not heard of yet – Thanks!
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:I don’t think I’ve heard of that one, but I know they copied a B-29 that had to land in the USSR somewhere after a bombing raid over Japan. The engineers were instructed to copy the big plane exactly, and that’s what they did – It had some battle damage and a few holes in the skin had been patched up with a small sheet rivetted over the hole, and those repairs were also present in the copied plane even though they were totally unnecessary.
And that’s how the Tupolev Tu-4 came into being.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-4
Lisunov L1-2. a littler over 600 produced under licence.
A real dog tho
Spiny Norman said:
dv said:
Spiny Norman said:I’d estimate a good 90% of the reduction in fatalities is due to improved engineering of not only the cars themselves but also of the quality of the roads.
I’d also be comfortable in saying that the standards of driving have likely dropped.
Maybe though I’d suspect that things such as excess speed and drink driving have gone down since 1970 mainly due to increased detection and enforcement
Quite possibly, but I’d still put my money on the engineers making the lion’s share of the difference. Take an average modern small car and an old (say, 1980’s) car and put them through the same crash and the people in the modern car are quite likely to be able to walk away from a very badly damaged car. But everyone in the old car would be very dead.
Sure sure. Heck my vehicle was written off in a collision that would probably have killed me were I driving an EH Holden.


sarahs mum said:
You have got to laugh. :))
PermeateFree said:
sarahs mum said:
You have got to laugh. :))
Only 4 decades?
sarahs mum said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
Unfortunately all too correct. :(

Spiny Norman said:
LOL
Spiny Norman said:
OK, so I’ve done my own research on where the name Steely Dan came from, so now I have an explanation for the adults’ expressions, but I still don’t really see the point.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
OK, so I’ve done my own research on where the name Steely Dan came from, so now I have an explanation for the adults’ expressions, but I still don’t really see the point.
IDGI either. Perhaps it’s just about ‘childsplaining’.
The protestors in the UK seem a bit more aggressive than here.
Witty Rejoinder said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
OK, so I’ve done my own research on where the name Steely Dan came from, so now I have an explanation for the adults’ expressions, but I still don’t really see the point.
IDGI either. Perhaps it’s just about ‘childsplaining’.
yeah, or maybe a play on the children should be seen and not heard thing.
Spiny Norman said:
The protestors in the UK seem a bit more aggressive than here.
It’s all about proximity to France.
Spiny Norman said:
The protestors in the UK seem a bit more aggressive than here.
Un-called-for and awful.
Arts said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
The Rev Dodgson said:OK, so I’ve done my own research on where the name Steely Dan came from, so now I have an explanation for the adults’ expressions, but I still don’t really see the point.
IDGI either. Perhaps it’s just about ‘childsplaining’.
yeah, or maybe a play on the children should be seen and not heard thing.
I would suggest putting yourself in the position of the parents of Dennis the Menace after he explains to visitors where the name “Steely Dan” came from.
Spiny Norman said:
Roflmfao
Spiny Norman said:
OIC, the child is saying “that’s where they got the name Steely Dan from”. I was looking at the picture trying work it out.
Would have worked better with a speech bubble rather than a caption…. took me a while to work it out.
KJW said:
Arts said:
Witty Rejoinder said:IDGI either. Perhaps it’s just about ‘childsplaining’.
yeah, or maybe a play on the children should be seen and not heard thing.
I would suggest putting yourself in the position of the parents of Dennis the Menace after he explains to visitors where the name “Steely Dan” came from.
I never watched that show… so it’s a Whoosh for me.. but, strangely, I don’t feel like I’ve missed out on anything..
Spiny Norman said:
The protestors in the UK seem a bit more aggressive than here.
You probably know this but this is a joke account, Sanford Police being from the movie Hot Fuzz.
Arts said:
KJW said:
Arts said:yeah, or maybe a play on the children should be seen and not heard thing.
I would suggest putting yourself in the position of the parents of Dennis the Menace after he explains to visitors where the name “Steely Dan” came from.
I never watched that show… so it’s a Whoosh for me.. but, strangely, I don’t feel like I’ve missed out on anything..
I had a similar reaction.
dv said:
Spiny Norman said:
The protestors in the UK seem a bit more aggressive than here.You probably know this but this is a joke account, Sanford Police being from the movie Hot Fuzz.
Yeah it is, but the video is unfortunately quite genuine.

Apologies if daz has already posted. I’ve looked back a bit but I’m not going all the way back.
OCDC said:
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Apologies if daz has already posted. I’ve looked back a bit but I’m not going all the way back.
Ha
OCDC said:
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Apologies if daz has already posted. I’ve looked back a bit but I’m not going all the way back.
LOL
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
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Apologies if daz has already posted. I’ve looked back a bit but I’m not going all the way back.
LOL
:)
Witty Rejoinder said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
OK, so I’ve done my own research on where the name Steely Dan came from, so now I have an explanation for the adults’ expressions, but I still don’t really see the point.
IDGI either. Perhaps it’s just about ‘childsplaining’.
Proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel “Naked Lunch” by William S. Burroughs . Wiki

dv said:
Ethnic/Cultural Info
Red Granny Smith apples are a type of heritage or antique apple. Major grocery stores generally carry only a handful of apple varieties, many developed more recently. However, consumers are increasingly interested in older and harder to find varieties of apples discovered or developed before the last few decades, such as Red Granny Smith.
Geography/History
The Red Granny Smith was discovered by Herbert Batt, a timber mill worker in Western Australia. It was introduced to market in 1945 by H. Birmingham, a fruit grower near Perth, Australia. This apple grows best in warmer climates such as Australia, but can be grown with less success in the northern hemisphere.

Bogsnorkler said:
The things you learn here.
I had no idea that Wikipedia was the place to go for deep forbidden knowledge.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The things you learn here.
I had no idea that Wikipedia was the place to go for deep forbidden knowledge.
the other place, and keep this to yourself, is Youtube.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The things you learn here.
I had no idea that Wikipedia was the place to go for deep forbidden knowledge.
Not so much Wikipedia, but the real good stuff is hidden by little numbers in the text.


Witty Rejoinder said:
:)
Witty Rejoinder said:
Dear oh dear
Not one of her better days.


Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
LOLOLOL.
But oh-so-true.


Bogsnorkler said:
Love it.
:)
buffy said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Love it.
:)
i’m sure they’ll find a new target soon enough :)

Spiny Norman said:
Subtle I like it

Arts said:
It works. I for one will not be making any changes.


The Rev Dodgson said:
If only.
The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
Lovely.
:)
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
Lovely.
:)
If only it wasn’t just a dream.
Morning pilgrims.
Nothing to report, over.
dv said:
:)


Bogsnorkler said:
Ah but if he was proper dumb all of them would have no name¡




You’d think they’d have a better title than that.
Stainless Steel Pedo Crowns
https://healthwareaustralia.com.au/product/mark3-stainless-steel-pedo-crowns-5box/
The poor lass seems to be a bit stressed when shopping.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1706997890541871304
But seriously – I hope she’s okay.
Seems a bit harsh.

Spiny Norman said:
Seems a bit harsh.
well, it is grifter dave’s page.




dv said:
I mean, George Glass!
kii said:
dv said:
I mean, George Glass!

dv said:
kii said:
dv said:
I mean, George Glass!
Sure, Jam!


sarahs mum said:
Heh.
sarahs mum said:
:)


Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Heh.
I do find bluberries orgasmic in the mouth.
What happened to the fire danger warning image?
I downloaded it but the file is corrupt.
and it is not in this thread.

Bogsnorkler said:

Bogsnorkler said:
that’s odd.
sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
that’s odd.
WTF are them aminals?
Bogsnorkler said:
Why do I feel like I know these people?
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
that’s odd.
WTF are them aminals?
Capybara
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:that’s odd.
WTF are them aminals?
Capybara
That’s a view of them I hadn’t seen before then.
kii said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Why do I feel like I know these people?
They all look like your brother?
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:WTF are them aminals?
Capybara
That’s a view of them I hadn’t seen before then.
roughbarked said:
kii said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Why do I feel like I know these people?
They all look like your brother?
Nope, but I haven’t seen any of them for years.
Bogsnorkler said:
Bing couldn’t find that image, and Google did no better.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:Why do I feel like I know these people?
They all look like your brother?
Nope, but I haven’t seen any of them for years.
They are domesticated haggis’
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:Capybara
That’s a view of them I hadn’t seen before then.
Look at the feet.
:) well spotted.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:Why do I feel like I know these people?
They all look like your brother?
Nope, but I haven’t seen any of them for years.
It was just a guess. ;)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bing couldn’t find that image, and Google did no better.
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bing couldn’t find that image, and Google did no better.
It’s old enough to be on AltaVista.
Probably older than that. I’d ask Jeeve.
Bogsnorkler said:
What are the animals depicted there?
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Bing couldn’t find that image, and Google did no better.
It’s old enough to be on AltaVista.Probably older than that. I’d ask Jeeve.
Bogsnorkler said:
I have told you what they are. it was from a funny page on FB.
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bing couldn’t find that image, and Google did no better.
It’s old enough to be on AltaVista.
Bing and Google image search has been slashed in scope over the last few months- I won’t be surprised to see them disappear altogether soon, practically all of the searchs I have done recently went from hundreds of hits to ‘no images found’ being the most common result…
Bit of a pain, as I used them a lot to find manufacturers logos on IC’s for finding datasheets, but now its practically pointless doing so…
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I have told you what they are. it was from a funny page on FB.
boppa said:
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Bing couldn’t find that image, and Google did no better.
It’s old enough to be on AltaVista.Bing and Google image search has been slashed in scope over the last few months- I won’t be surprised to see them disappear altogether soon, practically all of the searchs I have done recently went from hundreds of hits to ‘no images found’ being the most common result…
Bit of a pain, as I used them a lot to find manufacturers logos on IC’s for finding datasheets, but now its practically pointless doing so…
Startpage has been my mainstay since the oncept.
Tamb said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I have told you what they are. it was from a funny page on FB.
I said Capybara many posts ago.
they aren’t those. they are haggis.


Tamb said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I have told you what they are. it was from a funny page on FB.
I said Capybara many posts ago.
Completely different snouts to capybara.
Bogsnorkler said:
Tamb said:
Bogsnorkler said:I have told you what they are. it was from a funny page on FB.
I said Capybara many posts ago.they aren’t those. they are haggis.
:) it all starts to make sense.
Michael V said:
Tamb said:
Bogsnorkler said:I have told you what they are. it was from a funny page on FB.
I said Capybara many posts ago.Completely different snouts to capybara.


Cymek said:
There are fairy princesses wherever he looks. Not logging into the first one.

.
dv said:
.
Dear oh dear.
Bogsnorkler said:
Racing guineapigs?
PermeateFree said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Racing guineapigs?
No, i tried it once, but they couldn’t keep up with me, what with their little legs.
PermeateFree said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Racing guineapigs?
Haggis.
ABC News:

There’s a top contender for Worst-Kept Secret of 2023.

captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
There’s a top contender for Worst-Kept Secret of 2023.
Bugger. And the government had just changed the law around this.
fsm said:
Obscure but funny.
fsm said:
For the benefit of anyone sharing my ignorance:
Orville Clarence Redenbacher (July 16, 1907 – September 19, 1995) was an American food scientist and businessman most often associated with the brand of popcorn that bears his name which is now owned by Conagra Brands. The New York Times described him as “the agricultural visionary who all but single
The Rev Dodgson said:
fsm said:
For the benefit of anyone sharing my ignorance:
Orville Clarence Redenbacher (July 16, 1907 – September 19, 1995) was an American food scientist and businessman most often associated with the brand of popcorn that bears his name which is now owned by Conagra Brands. The New York Times described him as “the agricultural visionary who all but single
Just think how much more he could have accomplished if he had single.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
There’s a top contender for Worst-Kept Secret of 2023.
Damn


Who knows the relevant song?

Kingy said:
Who knows the relevant song?
I do.
Bogsnorkler said:
Kingy said:
Who knows the relevant song?
I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Kingy said:
Who knows the relevant song?
I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E
Wow, 145m views already. It was very well done. I’m surprised that Disney hasn’t issued a take-down notice, or demanded some of the $3 in Youtube payments.

Kingy said:
Who knows the relevant song?
Seems to be a mash up of two unrelated songs…
Kingy said:
K9 head
dv said:
Kingy said:
K9 head
Funny, that was my first thought…

Kingy said:
Never meet your heroes

Kingy said:
Heh



The Rev Dodgson said:
Yeah mum. Stop reading me BS tales.



dv said:
Huh, what?
Bogsnorkler said:
Ha!
:)
dv said:
I feel bad that their education system failed them so hard when I see stuff like this
Bogsnorkler said:
Likely.
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Likely.
It’s funny how Spud has become so keen on details since he ceased to be part of a government which was notably reluctant about giving out details. Or information, in general.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Likely.
It’s funny how Spud has become so keen on details since he ceased to be part of a government which was notably reluctant about giving out details. Or information, in general.
Yeah.
Pollies can be like that.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Likely.
It’s funny how Spud has become so keen on details since he ceased to be part of a government which was notably reluctant about giving out details. Or information, in general.



Kingy said:
pay that.


Original Windows installation lube.



fsm said:
:(
fsm said:
By coincidence, we just had a nice 1970s acoustic guitar we found in a secondhand shop repaired for Spalding Jr. It had exactly that problem with the bridge.


Arts said:
Ha!
Arts said:
It’s a car beetle.

Arts said:
:)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jho8oBteVzA?feature=share

Bogsnorkler said:
wow

Bogsnorkler said:
***snort***
kii said:
Bogsnorkler said:
***snort***
:)
True story.

Spiny Norman said:
True story.
LOL
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
wow
Let us show you a better retort.
MV, Bill,
You’ll love this:





I miss my dogs.


fsm said:
I had to look that one up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/bx57u2/imagine_the_troubles_she_has_introducing_herself/

fsm said:
In French her name is so good you have to say it twice.


Spiny Norman said:
fsm said:
I had to look that one up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/bx57u2/imagine_the_troubles_she_has_introducing_herself/
It would be an amusing way for her to introduce herself, if she chose the right occasions.
She could use ‘moi, c’est Gemma Pell’ or ‘je suis Gemma Pell’ (I’m Gemma Pell).
Or ‘bonjour, je me présente. Je m’appelle Gemma Pell. Mon prénom est Gemma, et mon sur nom de famille est Pell’. (Good day, i introduce myself. My name is Gemma Pell. My first name is Gemma, and my last name is Pell). Awkward, probably more formal occasions, or addressing a group.
Or
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
fsm said:
I had to look that one up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/bx57u2/imagine_the_troubles_she_has_introducing_herself/
It would be an amusing way for her to introduce herself, if she chose the right occasions.
She could use ‘moi, c’est Gemma Pell’ or ‘je suis Gemma Pell’ (I’m Gemma Pell).
Or ‘bonjour, je me présente. Je m’appelle Gemma Pell. Mon prénom est Gemma, et mon sur nom de famille est Pell’. (Good day, i introduce myself. My name is Gemma Pell. My first name is Gemma, and my last name is Pell). Awkward, probably more formal occasions, or addressing a group.
Or
I did operate out of CDG in Paris for a month or so, but didn’t try to pick up much of the language. We were flying for Air France and all too often the French controllers would use French when talking to us. None of our flight crew spoke French so they’d have to call us again in French but with a bit of anger in the tone, then when we didn’t reply they’d try again in English and a little more agro as well.
That worked.
fsm said:
I was just thinking about this yesterday


Ouch

Cymek said:
Ouch
Love and other moments are just chemical reactions in your brain, and feelings of aggression are the absence of the love drug in your viens.
Not the brightest move.
Spiny Norman said:
Not the brightest move.
far out.
more time needed in science classes.






Bogsnorkler said:
“but when are you going to do something with your life?”

sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
“but when are you going to do something with your life?”
good job his mum loves him though she might not understand what he does.
Bogsnorkler said:
sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
“but when are you going to do something with your life?”
good job his mum loves him though she might not understand what he does.
nods.

One for you Sibeen, wherever you are.



sædcellecykel

Bogsnorkler said:
I worried for the longest time about my mother’s ritual shutting of windows so the giraffes didn’t get in.



Bogsnorkler said:
sædcellecykel
?
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
sædcellecykel
?
The Spermbike in for service. As a sidenote, spermbike (sædcellecykel) became an official danish word back in 2012, due to this magic bike.

Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
sædcellecykel
?
The Spermbike in for service. As a sidenote, spermbike (sædcellecykel) became an official danish word back in 2012, due to this magic bike.
On route to the next destination?
monkey skipper said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:?
The Spermbike in for service. As a sidenote, spermbike (sædcellecykel) became an official danish word back in 2012, due to this magic bike.
On route to the next destination?
a sacred duty…
Bogsnorkler said:
monkey skipper said:
Bogsnorkler said:The Spermbike in for service. As a sidenote, spermbike (sædcellecykel) became an official danish word back in 2012, due to this magic bike.
On route to the next destination?
a sacred duty…
can’t they just get a room?
party_pants said:
Bogsnorkler said:
monkey skipper said:On route to the next destination?
a sacred duty…
can’t they just get a room?
a womb you say?
Bogsnorkler said:
party_pants said:
Bogsnorkler said:a sacred duty…
can’t they just get a room?
a womb you say?
suppresses laughter


Unconfirmed if true.
Confirmed for amusement though.


Spiny Norman said:
Unconfirmed if true.
Confirmed for amusement though.
it seems true except for the eating him bit.
Bogsnorkler said:
¡‘ice pic’!
Spiny Norman said:
Or maybe
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-04/road-safety-history-australia-toll-increase/102903364
Mr Weir believes Australians have “lost a bit of patience”. “We’ve lost some manners as a society and certainly as road users,” he says. And he says there’s a chance the pandemic is partly to blame. “I think there’s a bit of in-built arrogance that seems to be prevalent in a lot of people … whether it’s a reaction to lockdowns and COVID-19 restrictions, I don’t know.”
just maybe it’s a consequence of them amplifying the anti public health fascists, just a thought, we fucking know how this works.
Emotional support alligator denied entry to baseball park
While some emotional support animal claims aren’t backed up, WallyGator is actually a working emotional support alligator registered to a man in Pennsylvania.
Bogsnorkler said:
Spiny Norman said:
Unconfirmed if true.
Confirmed for amusement though.
it seems true except for the eating him bit.
Might have chewed him a couple of times but as a vegetarian, I doubt there was any more than that.
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Spiny Norman said:
Unconfirmed if true.
Confirmed for amusement though.
it seems true except for the eating him bit.
Might have chewed him a couple of times but as a vegetarian, I doubt there was any more than that.
Maybe 6 years of watching humans turned it into an omnivore.
Spiny Norman said:
Emotional support alligator denied entry to baseball park
While some emotional support animal claims aren’t backed up, WallyGator is actually a working emotional support alligator registered to a man in Pennsylvania.
Can i take my emotional-support machine gun onto an airliner?
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Emotional support alligator denied entry to baseball park
While some emotional support animal claims aren’t backed up, WallyGator is actually a working emotional support alligator registered to a man in Pennsylvania.Can i take my emotional-support machine gun onto an airliner?
No, but I heard about a bloke who nearly got a chainsaw on with him.
Most likely bulldust though.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Emotional support alligator denied entry to baseball park
While some emotional support animal claims aren’t backed up, WallyGator is actually a working emotional support alligator registered to a man in Pennsylvania.Can i take my emotional-support machine gun onto an airliner?
Ha!
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Emotional support alligator denied entry to baseball park
While some emotional support animal claims aren’t backed up, WallyGator is actually a working emotional support alligator registered to a man in Pennsylvania.Can i take my emotional-support machine gun onto an airliner?
No, but I heard about a bloke who nearly got a chainsaw on with him.
Most likely bulldust though.
A large sign in the old Brisbane cruise ship terminal listed the things that passengers could not take aboard.
It included ‘flamethrowers of a military design’.
Presumably, if you could demonstrate that it was your own design , or made by e.g. Black and Decker, it was ok. Which is nice, as i’ve always found that a cruise just isn’t the same without your flamethrower.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:Can i take my emotional-support machine gun onto an airliner?
No, but I heard about a bloke who nearly got a chainsaw on with him.
Most likely bulldust though.
A large sign in the old Brisbane cruise ship terminal listed the things that passengers could not take aboard.
It included ‘flamethrowers of a military design’.
Presumably, if you could demonstrate that it was your own design , or made by e.g. Black and Decker, it was ok. Which is nice, as i’ve always found that a cruise just isn’t the same without your flamethrower.
That does in fact align with my thoughts on afterburners, a similar device.
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:No, but I heard about a bloke who nearly got a chainsaw on with him.
Most likely bulldust though.
A large sign in the old Brisbane cruise ship terminal listed the things that passengers could not take aboard.
It included ‘flamethrowers of a military design’.
Presumably, if you could demonstrate that it was your own design , or made by e.g. Black and Decker, it was ok. Which is nice, as i’ve always found that a cruise just isn’t the same without your flamethrower.
That does in fact align with my thoughts on afterburners, a similar device.
I do wonder about the circumstances that caused them to think that it was necessary to include flamethrowers on the sign.
“Don’t forget to put ‘flamethrowers’ in the list. I am so sick and tired of telling people that they can’t bring their army-disposals flamethrower aboard. Every turn-around, there’s at least a dozen. And the arguments about whether or not projecting long jets of ignited thickened gasoline about the ship is really a hazard!”

Bogsnorkler said:
Oh, great.
Scaredketchup at work on Trump again.
Bogsnorkler said:
Faark!
Bogsnorkler said:
I hate him. He’s a fucking dangerous criminal.
Bogsnorkler said:
scum.
Bogsnorkler said:
Don’t rush out to buy a copy.
Wait until it hits the ‘remaindered’ tables a about $2.95 a copy.
Should be about next Monday afternoon, Tuesday at the latest.
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Don’t rush out to buy a copy.
Wait until it hits the ‘remaindered’ tables a about $2.95 a copy.
Should be about next Monday afternoon, Tuesday at the latest.
:) Does he have five ministries of the Lord?
sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
scum.
I wish he’d fuck off, and die.
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Don’t rush out to buy a copy.
Wait until it hits the ‘remaindered’ tables a about $2.95 a copy.
Should be about next Monday afternoon, Tuesday at the latest.
Ha!
:)
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
scum.
I wish he’d fuck off, and die.
Not live long and prosper then ?
ABC News:

Magarita Simonyan usually talks nothing but half-witted inflammatory propagandistic fictional twaddle, but i find my self in agreement with her on this.
And i know just where they should explode it.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Magarita Simonyan usually talks nothing but half-witted inflammatory propagandistic fictional twaddle, but i find my self in agreement with her on this.
And i know just where they should explode it.
It’s a worry if a nuclear weapon is used (obviously) you assume it wouldn’t just stop at one or a few and would turn into a tit for tat usage.
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Don’t rush out to buy a copy.
Wait until it hits the ‘remaindered’ tables a about $2.95 a copy.
Should be about next Monday afternoon, Tuesday at the latest.
Nah pay what it’s worth at zlibrary.
Cymek said:
It’s a worry if a nuclear weapon is used (obviously) you assume it wouldn’t just stop at one or a few and would turn into a tit for tat usage.
Definitely.
Although, the Russians might be a bit more wary of such an exchange than they may have been in the past.
The Americans readily admit that keeping their nuclear arsenal, much of which is decades old, in operating condition is a full-time job, and getting more difficult all the time.
If that’s the case, i doubt that Putin could be confident that many (any?) of his bombs will actually work, after the examples of failure of the Russian military and its equipment in Ukraine after years of neglect, apathy, theft, and corruption.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Magarita Simonyan usually talks nothing but half-witted inflammatory propagandistic fictional twaddle, but i find my self in agreement with her on this.
And i know just where they should explode it.
In Poo-tin’s den?
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Magarita Simonyan usually talks nothing but half-witted inflammatory propagandistic fictional twaddle, but i find my self in agreement with her on this.
And i know just where they should explode it.
In Poo-tin’s den?
Wouldn’t it solve so many problems, for so many people everywhere, including Russia?
captain_spalding said:
Cymek said:It’s a worry if a nuclear weapon is used (obviously) you assume it wouldn’t just stop at one or a few and would turn into a tit for tat usage.
Definitely.
Although, the Russians might be a bit more wary of such an exchange than they may have been in the past.
The Americans readily admit that keeping their nuclear arsenal, much of which is decades old, in operating condition is a full-time job, and getting more difficult all the time.
If that’s the case, i doubt that Putin could be confident that many (any?) of his bombs will actually work, after the examples of failure of the Russian military and its equipment in Ukraine after years of neglect, apathy, theft, and corruption.
Yes. They probably sold it all to North Korea.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Magarita Simonyan usually talks nothing but half-witted inflammatory propagandistic fictional twaddle, but i find my self in agreement with her on this.
And i know just where they should explode it.
In Poo-tin’s den?
Wouldn’t it solve so many problems, for so many people everywhere, including Russia?
Indeed it would kick the shit-can out.
Cymek said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:scum.
I wish he’d fuck off, and die.
Not live long and prosper then ?
He touched that young pregnant woman, and others, during the bushfires, laying his hands on people. I hope he fails at every single thing for the rest of his putrid life.
kii said:
Cymek said:
kii said:I wish he’d fuck off, and die.
Not live long and prosper then ?
He touched that young pregnant woman, and others, during the bushfires, laying his hands on people. I hope he fails at every single thing for the rest of his putrid life.
It seems to be a thing strangers do to pregnant women touch their belly, it’s damn weird and creepy
Cymek said:
kii said:
Cymek said:Not live long and prosper then ?
He touched that young pregnant woman, and others, during the bushfires, laying his hands on people. I hope he fails at every single thing for the rest of his putrid life.
It seems to be a thing strangers do to pregnant women touch their belly, it’s damn weird and creepy
This was more than that. He actually said afterwards that he lays hands on people as part of his religious creepy self.
Cymek said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Magarita Simonyan usually talks nothing but half-witted inflammatory propagandistic fictional twaddle, but i find my self in agreement with her on this.
And i know just where they should explode it.
It’s a worry if a nuclear weapon is used (obviously) you assume it wouldn’t just stop at one or a few and would turn into a tit for tat usage.
Firstly they are talking about resuming testing and secondly I very much doubt that if Russia used a nuclear weapon in Ukraine that it would solicit any nuclear response from NATO.
kii said:
Cymek said:
kii said:He touched that young pregnant woman, and others, during the bushfires, laying his hands on people. I hope he fails at every single thing for the rest of his putrid life.
It seems to be a thing strangers do to pregnant women touch their belly, it’s damn weird and creepy
This was more than that. He actually said afterwards that he lays hands on people as part of his religious creepy self.
An excuse to be lecherous, not sure if men should be touching anyone without permission even if its to comfort them, family perhaps excluded.
diddly-squat said:
Cymek said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Magarita Simonyan usually talks nothing but half-witted inflammatory propagandistic fictional twaddle, but i find my self in agreement with her on this.
And i know just where they should explode it.
It’s a worry if a nuclear weapon is used (obviously) you assume it wouldn’t just stop at one or a few and would turn into a tit for tat usage.
Firstly they are talking about resuming testing and secondly I very much doubt that if Russia used a nuclear weapon in Ukraine that it would solicit any nuclear response from NATO.
That seems to be an issue doesn’t it, it’s not like using one in retaliation could in anyway make the situation better.
Cymek said:
kii said:
Cymek said:It seems to be a thing strangers do to pregnant women touch their belly, it’s damn weird and creepy
This was more than that. He actually said afterwards that he lays hands on people as part of his religious creepy self.
An excuse to be lecherous, not sure if men should be touching anyone without permission even if its to comfort them, family perhaps excluded.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/jan/02/scott-morrison-abused-by-bushfire-victims-in-nsw-town-of-cobargo
The “laying of hands” bullshit came out afterwards as the dickhead tried to justify his shit.
kii said:
Cymek said:
kii said:He touched that young pregnant woman, and others, during the bushfires, laying his hands on people. I hope he fails at every single thing for the rest of his putrid life.
It seems to be a thing strangers do to pregnant women touch their belly, it’s damn weird and creepy
This was more than that. He actually said afterwards that he lays hands on people as part of his religious creepy self.
The baby had to do counselling afterwards to cope with the trauma.
Cymek said:
diddly-squat said:
Cymek said:It’s a worry if a nuclear weapon is used (obviously) you assume it wouldn’t just stop at one or a few and would turn into a tit for tat usage.
Firstly they are talking about resuming testing and secondly I very much doubt that if Russia used a nuclear weapon in Ukraine that it would solicit any nuclear response from NATO.
That seems to be an issue doesn’t it, it’s not like using one in retaliation could in anyway make the situation better.
it’s more than that.. NATO is a defensive alliance, their charter states that they can only respond in instances of aggression against NATO countries. If Russia were to, for instance, use a tactical nuclear device on the battle field, any country that offered a nuclear response (be it the US, the UK or France) would essentially be directly entering the war. This won’t happen.
From what I’ve read, the US is also very hesitant to assist Ukraine take back Crimea and would likely not provide intelligence to assist a ground invasion. The common held belief is that this is the red line that if crosses could trigger Russia to do something seriously stupid.
diddly-squat said:
Cymek said:
diddly-squat said:Firstly they are talking about resuming testing and secondly I very much doubt that if Russia used a nuclear weapon in Ukraine that it would solicit any nuclear response from NATO.
That seems to be an issue doesn’t it, it’s not like using one in retaliation could in anyway make the situation better.
it’s more than that.. NATO is a defensive alliance, their charter states that they can only respond in instances of aggression against NATO countries. If Russia were to, for instance, use a tactical nuclear device on the battle field, any country that offered a nuclear response (be it the US, the UK or France) would essentially be directly entering the war. This won’t happen.
From what I’ve read, the US is also very hesitant to assist Ukraine take back Crimea and would likely not provide intelligence to assist a ground invasion. The common held belief is that this is the red line that if crosses could trigger Russia to do something seriously stupid.
It wouldn’t be in Russia’s interest to nuke the area.
roughbarked said:
diddly-squat said:
Cymek said:That seems to be an issue doesn’t it, it’s not like using one in retaliation could in anyway make the situation better.
it’s more than that.. NATO is a defensive alliance, their charter states that they can only respond in instances of aggression against NATO countries. If Russia were to, for instance, use a tactical nuclear device on the battle field, any country that offered a nuclear response (be it the US, the UK or France) would essentially be directly entering the war. This won’t happen.
From what I’ve read, the US is also very hesitant to assist Ukraine take back Crimea and would likely not provide intelligence to assist a ground invasion. The common held belief is that this is the red line that if crosses could trigger Russia to do something seriously stupid.
It wouldn’t be in Russia’s interest to nuke the area.
I certainty would put it past them to use a tactical nuclear device against an attacking force in Crimea
diddly-squat said:
roughbarked said:
diddly-squat said:it’s more than that.. NATO is a defensive alliance, their charter states that they can only respond in instances of aggression against NATO countries. If Russia were to, for instance, use a tactical nuclear device on the battle field, any country that offered a nuclear response (be it the US, the UK or France) would essentially be directly entering the war. This won’t happen.
From what I’ve read, the US is also very hesitant to assist Ukraine take back Crimea and would likely not provide intelligence to assist a ground invasion. The common held belief is that this is the red line that if crosses could trigger Russia to do something seriously stupid.
It wouldn’t be in Russia’s interest to nuke the area.
I certainty would put it past them to use a tactical nuclear device against an attacking force in Crimea
Though it would dirty the place up for a while.

Do we need a Jordan Peterson Is Well thread?
dv said:
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Do we need a Jordan Peterson Is Well thread?
Never heard of him until now.
dv said:
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Do we need a Jordan Peterson Is Well thread?
Reading TATE on Peterson I discovered that he considers himself a Christian atheist, which seems a little strange.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
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Do we need a Jordan Peterson Is Well thread?
Reading TATE on Peterson I discovered that he considers himself a Christian atheist, which seems a little strange.
How can he be both?
Agnostic perhaps?
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
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Do we need a Jordan Peterson Is Well thread?
Reading TATE on Peterson I discovered that he considers himself a Christian atheist, which seems a little strange.
How can he be both?
Agnostic perhaps?
“In a 2017 interview, Peterson was asked if he was a Christian; he responded, “I suppose the most straight-forward answer to that is yes.” When asked if he believes in God, Peterson responded: “I think the proper response to that is no, but I’m afraid He might exist.”
Perhaps “smart-arse” would be a better category.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Reading TATE on Peterson I discovered that he considers himself a Christian atheist, which seems a little strange.
How can he be both?
Agnostic perhaps?
“In a 2017 interview, Peterson was asked if he was a Christian; he responded, “I suppose the most straight-forward answer to that is yes.” When asked if he believes in God, Peterson responded: “I think the proper response to that is no, but I’m afraid He might exist.”
Perhaps “smart-arse” would be a better category.
Maybe he is saying he believes in Christian principles but is dubious about God.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Reading TATE on Peterson I discovered that he considers himself a Christian atheist, which seems a little strange.
How can he be both?
Agnostic perhaps?
“In a 2017 interview, Peterson was asked if he was a Christian; he responded, “I suppose the most straight-forward answer to that is yes.” When asked if he believes in God, Peterson responded: “I think the proper response to that is no, but I’m afraid He might exist.”
Perhaps “smart-arse” would be a better category.
Dumb-arse seems more appropriate.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:How can he be both?
Agnostic perhaps?
“In a 2017 interview, Peterson was asked if he was a Christian; he responded, “I suppose the most straight-forward answer to that is yes.” When asked if he believes in God, Peterson responded: “I think the proper response to that is no, but I’m afraid He might exist.”
Perhaps “smart-arse” would be a better category.
Maybe he is saying he believes in Christian principles but is dubious about God.
Well that’s a pretty smart-arse thing to say, isn’t it.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:How can he be both?
Agnostic perhaps?
“In a 2017 interview, Peterson was asked if he was a Christian; he responded, “I suppose the most straight-forward answer to that is yes.” When asked if he believes in God, Peterson responded: “I think the proper response to that is no, but I’m afraid He might exist.”
Perhaps “smart-arse” would be a better category.
Dumb-arse seems more appropriate.
Depends whether the descriptor is based on how he is trying to appear, or how he does appear.
But I thought you’d be a supporter.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:“In a 2017 interview, Peterson was asked if he was a Christian; he responded, “I suppose the most straight-forward answer to that is yes.” When asked if he believes in God, Peterson responded: “I think the proper response to that is no, but I’m afraid He might exist.”
Perhaps “smart-arse” would be a better category.
Dumb-arse seems more appropriate.
Depends whether the descriptor is based on how he is trying to appear, or how he does appear.
But I thought you’d be a supporter.
You think I’m an idiot conservative?
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
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Do we need a Jordan Peterson Is Well thread?
Reading TATE on Peterson I discovered that he considers himself a Christian atheist, which seems a little strange.
Only disbelieves Christians religious figures ?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:“In a 2017 interview, Peterson was asked if he was a Christian; he responded, “I suppose the most straight-forward answer to that is yes.” When asked if he believes in God, Peterson responded: “I think the proper response to that is no, but I’m afraid He might exist.”
Perhaps “smart-arse” would be a better category.
Maybe he is saying he believes in Christian principles but is dubious about God.
Well that’s a pretty smart-arse thing to say, isn’t it.
The god belief is weird anyway, a sufficiently advanced civilisations are essentially god like.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
“In a 2017 interview, Peterson was asked if he was a Christian; he responded, “I suppose the most straight-forward answer to that is yes.” When asked if he believes in God, Peterson responded: “I think the proper response to that is no, but I’m afraid He might exist.”
Perhaps “smart-arse” would be a better category.
Maybe he is saying he believes in Christian principles but is dubious about God.
Well that’s a pretty smart-arse thing to say, isn’t it.
It seems entirely consistent with the Christian fear of God.
Cymek said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
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Do we need a Jordan Peterson Is Well thread?
Reading TATE on Peterson I discovered that he considers himself a Christian atheist, which seems a little strange.
Only disbelieves Christians religious figures ?
Maybe, like Thomas Jefferson, he has a favourable view of the non-spiritual teachings of Jesus.
Spiny Norman said:
Unconfirmed if true.
Confirmed for amusement though.
Heartwarming


Spiny Norman said:
…for not having done it much sooner.

Rhind Mathematical Papyrus
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:Dumb-arse seems more appropriate.
Depends whether the descriptor is based on how he is trying to appear, or how he does appear.
But I thought you’d be a supporter.
You think I’m an idiot conservative?
Only on one particular topic, but I think I’ll let it drop and withdraw my suggestion that you support idiot conservatives.
dv said:
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Rhind Mathematical Papyrus
Interesting.
Witten on rhind and papyrus it traces the history of the involute transformation matrix through history.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhind_Mathematical_Papyrus
dv said:
Cymek said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Reading TATE on Peterson I discovered that he considers himself a Christian atheist, which seems a little strange.
Only disbelieves Christians religious figures ?
Maybe, like Thomas Jefferson, he has a favourable view of the non-spiritual teachings of Jesus.
Well apart from the fact that everything he says suggests that he in fact disagrees with almost everything Jesus said on the topic of how to behave, acceptance of an all powerful entity that created us in its own image is an essential part of Christianity, so you can’t be an atheist and a Christian at the same time.
I mean it’s 50% of the summary commandments!
dv said:
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Rhind Mathematical Papyrus
Huh!
Spiny Norman said:
That pretty common I imagine
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Cymek said:Only disbelieves Christians religious figures ?
Maybe, like Thomas Jefferson, he has a favourable view of the non-spiritual teachings of Jesus.
Well apart from the fact that everything he says suggests that he in fact disagrees with almost everything Jesus said on the topic of how to behave, acceptance of an all powerful entity that created us in its own image is an essential part of Christianity, so you can’t be an atheist and a Christian at the same time.
I mean it’s 50% of the summary commandments!
I concur, I’m just guessing that maybe that’s what he means
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:Maybe, like Thomas Jefferson, he has a favourable view of the non-spiritual teachings of Jesus.
Well apart from the fact that everything he says suggests that he in fact disagrees with almost everything Jesus said on the topic of how to behave, acceptance of an all powerful entity that created us in its own image is an essential part of Christianity, so you can’t be an atheist and a Christian at the same time.
I mean it’s 50% of the summary commandments!
I concur, I’m just guessing that maybe that’s what he means
In that case maybe you are right :)
Cymek said:
Spiny Norman said:
That pretty common I imagine
A crocodile having its pizza stolen by an aggressive fat man?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Depends whether the descriptor is based on how he is trying to appear, or how he does appear.
But I thought you’d be a supporter.
You think I’m an idiot conservative?
Only on one particular topic, but I think I’ll let it drop and withdraw my suggestion that you support idiot conservatives.
People critical of transgender ideology include include most radical feminists and many progressive-minded gays and lesbians.
In fact it’s a wonder most conservative idiots don’t support transgender ideology, since it’s basically a resurgence of laughable old sexist stereotypes combined with an attempted expansion of men’s rights at the expense of women and children.
captain_spalding said:
Cymek said:
Spiny Norman said:
That pretty common I imagine
A crocodile having its pizza stolen by an aggressive fat man?
AI
Spiny Norman said:
He’s got some weight behind his kick.
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
He’s got some weight behind his kick.
Not often a croc gets the better of a hippo.
PermeateFree said:
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
He’s got some weight behind his kick.
Not often a croc gets the better of a hippo.
LOL. :)






https://www.facebook.com/reel/1004712827459342?mibextid=BhObA4
Facts
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1004712827459342?mibextid=BhObA4Facts
Was there any special reason you chose to share those facts with us?
ABC News:


Apparently it’s a goat.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
True isn’t it
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1004712827459342?mibextid=BhObA4Facts
Was there any special reason you chose to share those facts with us?
None that I can think of

But if you are going to take homeopathic Berlin wall get it into to you before it expires.

Witty Rejoinder said:
That’s quite clever.
Witty Rejoinder said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Very clever.
:)
Witty Rejoinder said:
:)
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
:)
… but sadly no longer accurate:
“Fugging, spelled Fucking until 2021, is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, located in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria”
I can’t believe that I went through all my years of education in England without learning that there was a village in Austria called Fucking.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
:)
… but sadly no longer accurate:
“Fugging, spelled Fucking until 2021, is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, located in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria”I can’t believe that I went through all my years of education in England without learning that there was a village in Austria called Fucking.
Sorry, wrong thread.
Just wait until you hear about Fukin Fried Rice…
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
:)
… but sadly no longer accurate:
“Fugging, spelled Fucking until 2021, is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, located in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria”I can’t believe that I went through all my years of education in England without learning that there was a village in Austria called Fucking.
The internet caused the change to be made. It allowed people to send selfies next to the sign.
ABC News:

“… bids must be able to provide stadiums with seating capacity for 60,000 spectators for the semifinals and 80,000 for the final.
“To facilitate a selection process, FIFA would encourage a proposal of more than 14 stadiums, but no more than 20 stadiums,” the Overview of the Bidding Process document states.”
Gosh, if only we could find the money and the impetus to build schools, hospitals, and affordable housing in the way that we do with sports stadiums…
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
“… bids must be able to provide stadiums with seating capacity for 60,000 spectators for the semifinals and 80,000 for the final.
“To facilitate a selection process, FIFA would encourage a proposal of more than 14 stadiums, but no more than 20 stadiums,” the Overview of the Bidding Process document states.”
Gosh, if only we could find the money and the impetus to build schools, hospitals, and affordable housing in the way that we do with sports stadiums…
Strangely enough, sporting stadiums require people. People won’t be able to read the advertisements or be healthy enough to attend if they don’t have adequate schools and hospitals.
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
:)
… but sadly no longer accurate:
“Fugging, spelled Fucking until 2021, is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, located in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria”I can’t believe that I went through all my years of education in England without learning that there was a village in Austria called Fucking.
Sorry, wrong thread.
Just wait until you hear about Fukin Fried Rice…
OK, i was a little puzzled as to what your point was in the other thread.
… not that that’s unusual :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
… but sadly no longer accurate:
“Fugging, spelled Fucking until 2021, is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, located in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria”I can’t believe that I went through all my years of education in England without learning that there was a village in Austria called Fucking.
Sorry, wrong thread.
Just wait until you hear about Fukin Fried Rice…
OK, i was a little puzzled as to what your point was in the other thread.
… not that that’s unusual :)
:)
roughbarked said:
Strangely enough, sporting stadiums require people. People won’t be able to read the advertisements or be healthy enough to attend if they don’t have adequate schools and hospitals.
You’ve made the elemental mistake there of assuming that the construction of the stadiums would be for the benefit of ‘the people’.
Of course,the building of 9 or 10 60,000 – 80,000 person arenas around the country would, in fact, be for the benefit of donors to party funds (as well as a few paper bags of $50s and $100s).
Does seem weird. Australia is awash with large stadiums.

Pass



dv said:
:)



Bogsnorkler said:
The smiles have it.


sarahs mum said:
Silly fellow.
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Silly fellow.
No, no, he’s right.
I ate their biscuits, and i display the same attraction to women that’s seen in lesbians.
I was raised as an only child. This really pissed off my sisters.
sarahs mum said:
!!!

Bogsnorkler said:
:)
I see Ikea has a new range of furniture



Bogsnorkler said:
I see Ikea has a new range of furniture
Just need the right kind of hammer.
Bogsnorkler said:
Is that an African or a European elephant?
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I see Ikea has a new range of furniture
Just need the right kind of hammer.
Escher Champion with Power Hammer?
Ian said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Is that an African or a European elephant?
Bogsnorkler said:
Schrödinger?!!

Bogsnorkler said:
LOL
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
LOL
Also.

This seems to work surprisingly well.
Breaking Bad, Japanese style.
Spiny Norman said:
Ha
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
LOL
+1

Rio Grande Gorge Bridge, New Mexico
dv said:
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Rio Grande Gorge Bridge, New Mexico
hope it has good expansion joints.
dv said:
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Rio Grande Gorge Bridge, New Mexico
You wouldn’t want to be riding along there at night singing yipitdy aye ay.

Bogsnorkler said:
Ha
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Ha
This is one thing I’ve questioned about LOTR is that it appears to have a setting that is similar to medieval Europe but also somehow after the Columbian exchange, with tobacco, tomatoes and potatoes.

Spiny Norman said:
Presumably Cuba is transformed to Taswegia or something?

sad.
sarahs mum said:
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sad.
Ukraine and Israel are sending support.

Hasn’t happened yet, but i do check every day.




Bogsnorkler said:
do you remember that scene with Anne Margaret from tommy?
Bogsnorkler said:
Drinking his own bathwater… the beans are optional.

party_pants said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Drinking his own bathwater… the beans are optional.
But is it an accurate stereotype?
I mean when I was at school (now well over 50 years ago), one of our favourite songs was:
A million housewives every day
Pick up a tin of beans and say
…
Oh no, not beans again!
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Drinking his own bathwater… the beans are optional.
But is it an accurate stereotype?
I mean when I was at school (now well over 50 years ago), one of our favourite songs was:
A million housewives every day
Pick up a tin of beans and say
…
Oh no, not beans again!
I don’t know, I’m not British. My understanding of British society is mostly through the lens of British politics.
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Drinking his own bathwater… the beans are optional.
But is it an accurate stereotype?
yep. Once a year bean bath. can’t afford to do it more often. also, farts take a really long time to surface in a bean bath.

Groan ….


fsm said:
Is it true ground or just soome concrete?
The first Fast & Furious movie.

ABC News:

This is a disaster for Ryan Air.
Now passengers with Ryan Air tickets for London may have to actually be taken to London.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
This is a disaster for Ryan Air.
Now passengers with Ryan Air tickets for London may have to actually be taken to London.
I’ve been there once in a 747, but it’s not my fault!
Ryan Air is a bit of a disaster at the best of times anyway.



Bogsnorkler said:
Heh.

Bogsnorkler said:
LOL
Cymek said:
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snip
LOLOLOL
sarahs mum said:
:)

Cymek said:
Man that’s an agonizing stretch.
Cymek said:
Dear-oh-dear.
Michael V said:
Cymek said:
Dear-oh-dear.
I just posted it, its quite terrible I agree


fsm said:
Some few years back, our local supermarket had a sign over an aisle which read:
FISH
DRINKS
SOUP
but it seems that i was never there at show time.

Boris said:
Obviously shopped but I liked it.


This silent footage, shot in 1932, shows a man testing an early version of bulletproof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he fires towards her.
Spiny Norman said:
This silent footage, shot in 1932, shows a man testing an early version of bulletproof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he fires towards her.
He went through like a hundred wives perfecting that
Spiny Norman said:
This silent footage, shot in 1932, shows a man testing an early version of bulletproof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he fires towards her.
Back then, she was his property, so to speak.
R2D2 gone bad.
Spiny Norman said:
This silent footage, shot in 1932, shows a man testing an early version of bulletproof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he fires towards her.
Behind every great man is a great woman.
And sometimes she’s also behind bullet-proof glass.
Spiny Norman said:
This silent footage, shot in 1932, shows a man testing an early version of bulletproof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he fires towards her.
The thinking process was a little different in those days.
PermeateFree said:
Spiny Norman said:
This silent footage, shot in 1932, shows a man testing an early version of bulletproof glass by having his wife hold the glass to her face while he fires towards her.The thinking process was a little different in those days.
There’s a lot going on in that film, but i doubt that ‘thinking’ got any kind of a look in.
What alarms me about the bullet-proof glass film is that, while it works, every hit that the glass takes is visibly weakening it, but hubby just keeps pumpin’ out the slugs.

Bubblecar said:
milk coffee here.
Bubblecar said:
:)

Boris said:
The son of Katie Elder.
Boris said:
very good.

Boris said:
:)
Michael V said:
Boris said:
:)
How about ‘The Magnificent’ ?
Or the 1940s Australian production ‘A Horseman’?
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
:)
How about ‘The Magnificent’ ?
Or the 1940s Australian production ‘A Horseman’?
Chips Rafferty was good in that.
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said::)
How about ‘The Magnificent’ ?
Or the 1940s Australian production ‘A Horseman’?
Chips Rafferty was good in that.
Chip Rafferty.
fsm said:
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:How about ‘The Magnificent’ ?
Or the 1940s Australian production ‘A Horseman’?
Chips Rafferty was good in that.
Chip Rafferty.
Yes, a lost opportunity.
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said::)
How about ‘The Magnificent’ ?
Or the 1940s Australian production ‘A Horseman’?
Chips Rafferty was good in that.
John William Pilbean Goffage

fsm said:
Ha
fsm said:
That’s where minestrone comes from, isn’t it?
captain_spalding said:
fsm said:
That’s where minestrone comes from, isn’t it?
I seem to recall that in some Caribbean cultures, it’s traditional to gift to a new bride a ‘starter’ sample from the family stew pot.
The stew is kept constantly on the go, topped up with water and ingredients as necessary, but always available.
The bride is given a quantity of the stew to get her own pot going, and this handing down and handing down means that some stews are considered (in a liberal frame of thought) to have been constantly in existence for nearly 200 years.
“Superthunderstingcar is go!” Peter Cook and Dudley Moore have fun spoofing Thunderbirds and other Anderson tropes in this sketch from a 1966 episode of their series Not Only…But Also!
fsm said:
:)


fsm said:
I loved those kids.
kii said:
fsm said:
I loved those kids.
It really should be broken.
Past tense, because it’s already happened.

fsm said:
Good one. :))



fsm said:
I’d look forward to reeding it.
captain_spalding said:
fsm said:
I’d look forward to reeding it.
captain_spalding said:
fsm said:
I’d look forward to reeding it.
Same thing on paper.

Kingy said:
is that an egg benedict?
Boris said:
Kingy said:
is that an egg benedict?
sarahs mum said:
Boris said:
Kingy said:
is that an egg benedict?
devilled egg.
the one dressed as a priest.
sarahs mum said:
Boris said:
Kingy said:
is that an egg benedict?
devilled egg.
Now I get it.


Kingy said:
Seems like 1 is a low bar, then


dv said:
LOLOL

dv said:
too hard to focus on.

sarahs mum said:
That’s a lot of bread.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/985877872498277?mibextid=BhObA4
Austin is a military veteran who is now a counsellor. He also makes these darkly humorous videos about military life.
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/985877872498277?mibextid=BhObA4Austin is a military veteran who is now a counsellor. He also makes these darkly humorous videos about military life.
mr kii had ADHD, showed a lot of OCD behaviour, anxiety, adjustment disorder, PTSD. The ADHD was why his parental units pushed him towards the military. A local doctor in 1950s Montana helped his parents deal with his behavioral issues.
As an early childhood educator it was very interesting watching him knowing some of his childhood issues.
Tasty solar system.


Spiny Norman said:
It’s missing Wall-E.
kii said:
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/985877872498277?mibextid=BhObA4Austin is a military veteran who is now a counsellor. He also makes these darkly humorous videos about military life.
mr kii had ADHD, showed a lot of OCD behaviour, anxiety, adjustment disorder, PTSD. The ADHD was why his parental units pushed him towards the military. A local doctor in 1950s Montana helped his parents deal with his behavioral issues.
As an early childhood educator it was very interesting watching him knowing some of his childhood issues.
Yikes, not great parenting.
Spiny Norman said:
:)
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/985877872498277?mibextid=BhObA4Austin is a military veteran who is now a counsellor. He also makes these darkly humorous videos about military life.
mr kii had ADHD, showed a lot of OCD behaviour, anxiety, adjustment disorder, PTSD. The ADHD was why his parental units pushed him towards the military. A local doctor in 1950s Montana helped his parents deal with his behavioral issues.
As an early childhood educator it was very interesting watching him knowing some of his childhood issues.
Yikes, not great parenting.


fsm said:
:)




Boris said:
:)
Michael V said:
Boris said:
:)
Ha
dv said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
:)
Ha
everyone knows it is sinnerman rolls.
Perhaps if it were sliced vertically, from nose to tail.

Spiny Norman said:
Perhaps if it were sliced vertically, from nose to tail.
Scientists Write The Articles ¡
Spiny Norman said:
Perhaps if it were sliced vertically, from nose to tail.
And…
… is it a northern giraffe, a southern giraffe, a Masai giraffe or a reticulated giraffe?
https://youtube.com/shorts/FNk1wj43ldU?si=ZM-mAWrRZlLy3vEw
Oppenmullenheimer.


Boris said:
Uh-oh…
Boris said:
Dear oh dear.
Boris said:
but but,, the line is hot!

dv said:
Can’t other people throw equinox parties¿

Just wait until they hear about Woke Shakespeare then.
Boris said:
Murdoch press will improve immensely when they start employing AI instead of illiterate hacks.



The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
Morning pilgrims, just back from my brisk constitutional.
Don’t know what I’ll do today.
I’ll probably start out by annoying youse.
Peak Warming Man said:
Morning pilgrims, just back from my brisk constitutional.
Don’t know what I’ll do today.
I’ll probably start out by annoying youse.
By posting in the wrong thread?
You’ll have to do better than that to annoy people round here mate.

kii said:
If i see a bloke with this hairstyle on the street, i will do my very best to not laugh out loud.
But, i will fail.
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
If i see a bloke with this hairstyle on the street, i will do my very best to not laugh out loud.
But, i will fail.
I empathise.
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
If i see a bloke with this hairstyle on the street, i will do my very best to not laugh out loud.
But, i will fail.
I empathise.
So we should do it even if just to improve the mood of the world.
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
If i see a bloke with this hairstyle on the street, i will do my very best to not laugh out loud.
But, i will fail.
I empathise.
So we should do it even if just to improve the mood of the world.
Exactly!
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
If i see a bloke with this hairstyle on the street, i will do my very best to not laugh out loud.
But, i will fail.
I empathise.
So we should do it even if just to improve the mood of the world.
A bit of comic relief.

Nice tribute



dv said:
:)
(Mind, it should be nor…)
Michael V said:
dv said:
:)
(Mind, it should be nor…)
logic gate keeping :-)
dv said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
:)
(Mind, it should be nor…)
logic gate keeping :-)
Ha!
:)

Boris said:
One to bind them all.
Well played sir, well played.
So much to learn

dv said:
So much to learn
sounds interesting.
dv said:
So much to learn
Praise be…
dv said:
So much to learn
So little time.
dv said:
So much to learn
I did a search on EoinHbern.
It seems this little piece is pretty well his/her only claim to fame.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
So much to learn
I did a search on EoinHbern.
It seems this little piece is pretty well his/her only claim to fame.
Eh he has had other opinion pieces on Reddit including “Melbourne has a slut problem” but most of them were deleted.
Boris said:
I feel sick 🤢 I hate photos of feet.
dv said:
So much to learn
Weird.

SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
If i see a bloke with this hairstyle on the street, i will do my very best to not laugh out loud.
But, i will fail.
I empathise.
So we should do it even if just to improve the mood of the world.
Straight from the Greek military.

fsm said:
LOLOLOL


Boris said:
Ha!



dv said:
So much to learn
Sweet dreams.
PermeateFree said:
dv said:
So much to learn
Sweet dreams.
It’s not even a category on pornhub.
party_pants said:
PermeateFree said:
dv said:
So much to learn
Sweet dreams.
It’s not even a category on pornhub.
If it was, it would be called something like Forgetful orgasms.
Having sex while asleep.
One could search that term.
But it could be frightening.
Tau.Neutrino said:
party_pants said:
PermeateFree said:Sweet dreams.
It’s not even a category on pornhub.
If it was, it would be called something like Forgetful orgasms.
Having sex while asleep.
One could search that term.
But it could be frightening.
Maybe it’s some religious person with genophobia.
Genophobia.
Or maybe someone’s fantasy ?


dv said:
:)

Boris said:
God damn

dv said:
STEMocracy is better than cults.




sarahs mum said:
fair
sarahs mum said:
Fair call.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Fair call.
One of God’s mysterious ways.


Not a big fan of all of Megan Thee Stallion’s songs.


dv said:
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Not a big fan of all of Megan Thee Stallion’s songs.
I know where Ma-gate is, but I’ve never heard of Ma-whop.




Boris said:
LOL


An excellent reply!


fsm said:
Dear oh dear.
Practical advice for parents
https://youtube.com/shorts/FuLUAiaNVCs?si=MBPgevmDK1ea0Mq_
I miss Vine
dv said:
Practical advice for parents
https://youtube.com/shorts/FuLUAiaNVCs?si=MBPgevmDK1ea0Mq_
I miss Vine
LOL


Boris said:
“Fun facts” don’t apply to fictional cartoon characters. We know they take artistic licence.
party_pants said:
Boris said:
“Fun facts” don’t apply to fictional cartoon characters. We know they take artistic licence.
killjoy!!!
party_pants said:
Boris said:
“Fun facts” don’t apply to fictional cartoon characters. We know they take artistic licence.
I mean the dude is yellow and has four fingers, we don’t know what pennies weigh in that universe. But why did they start with grams and then go to stupid units?
party_pants said:
Boris said:
“Fun facts” don’t apply to fictional cartoon characters. We know they take artistic licence.
It’s interesting that they give the mass of a 1c coin in grams, then convert it to pounds.
dv said:
Left and right are not a linear spectrum. More like a horseshoe. Fundamentally opposed of course with no common ground between them, but both adopting the same outlook and tactics.
Boris said:
party_pants said:
Boris said:
“Fun facts” don’t apply to fictional cartoon characters. We know they take artistic licence.
killjoy!!!
my life’s mission :p
dv said:
party_pants said:
Boris said:
“Fun facts” don’t apply to fictional cartoon characters. We know they take artistic licence.
I mean the dude is yellow and has four fingers, we don’t know what pennies weigh in that universe. But why did they start with grams and then go to stupid units?
probably USAsians.
Boris said:
And Homer was very unfit so it’s unlikely he would have been able to carry that weight so they had to lie about the weight he was carrying.
But that’s alright, it’s called actors license.

dv said:
:)
dv said:
Woman being Jamaica IIRC
Ian said:
dv said:
Woman being Jamaica IIRC
I don’t read anything about that here, but it is interesting nonetheless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Woman,_No_Cry#Writing_and_composition
Michael V said:
Ian said:
dv said:
Woman being Jamaica IIRC
I don’t read anything about that here, but it is interesting nonetheless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Woman,_No_Cry#Writing_and_composition
Hmm. Maybe Wikipedia is not TATE.
On the outro..
Little darling, don’t shed no tears
No, woman, no cry
Little sister, don’t shed no tears
No, woman, no cry
.. could be addressed to a number of women.. the whole island?
BYOJ

hot take



This is an actual FB ad for a Gosford restaurant.
Shit sure is weird.
Boris said:
seeing as christmas is just around the corner…CHRISTMAS IS HERE!
Are we allowed to talk about Christmas, before Halloween and Black Friday?
party_pants said:
Boris said:
seeing as christmas is just around the corner…CHRISTMAS IS HERE!
Are we allowed to talk about Christmas, before Halloween and Black Friday?
i think it behooves us.








sarahs mum said:
LOL
Morning punters and collectors.
Nothing to report.
REPEAT: Nothing to report.
Peak Warming Man said:
Morning punters and collectors.
Nothing to report.
REPEAT: Nothing to report.
I’ve seen some shitty memes but this is right up there for the worst.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Morning punters and collectors.
Nothing to report.
REPEAT: Nothing to report.
I’ve seen some shitty memes but this is right up there for the worst.
Yeah, if someone is able to report that they have nothing to report, then obviously it’s not even true.
The Rev Dodgson said:
It’s possibly the well of hindsight.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
It’s possibly the well of hindsight.
If it was well the diseases would not have been a problem.


Boris said:
You were lucky.
Kingy said:
I’ve always wondered, why is it that vegetarians always spark outrage in meat eaters? Surely they’d be glad to get all the meat for themselves?
roughbarked said:
Kingy said:
I’ve always wondered, why is it that vegetarians always spark outrage in meat eaters? Surely they’d be glad to get all the meat for themselves?
I don’t mind vegetarians. It’s the vegans who can be a pain.
Bubblecar said:
roughbarked said:
Kingy said:
I’ve always wondered, why is it that vegetarians always spark outrage in meat eaters? Surely they’d be glad to get all the meat for themselves?
I don’t mind vegetarians. It’s the vegans who can be a pain.
I don’t know any vegans. Have never met one or at least they haven’t told me that they are.

roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:
roughbarked said:I’ve always wondered, why is it that vegetarians always spark outrage in meat eaters? Surely they’d be glad to get all the meat for themselves?
I don’t mind vegetarians. It’s the vegans who can be a pain.
I don’t know any vegans. Have never met one or at least they haven’t told me that they are.
I’m sure if you knew any they would have told you all about it as is their won’t.
fsm said:
ha. :)
Witty Rejoinder said:
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:I don’t mind vegetarians. It’s the vegans who can be a pain.
I don’t know any vegans. Have never met one or at least they haven’t told me that they are.
I’m sure if you knew any they would have told you all about it as is their won’t.
Many many times.
Witty Rejoinder said:
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:I don’t mind vegetarians. It’s the vegans who can be a pain.
I don’t know any vegans. Have never met one or at least they haven’t told me that they are.
I’m sure if you knew any they would have told you all about it as is their won’t.
Il have to stand next to the Vegan friendly products in the stupormart and see if they’ll talk about what the food is like or something like that.
I think the thing that would really cane me about being a vegan is not being able to brown onion in butter. Vegetable oils and fats just don’t do it the same.
Witty Rejoinder said:
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:I don’t mind vegetarians. It’s the vegans who can be a pain.
I don’t know any vegans. Have never met one or at least they haven’t told me that they are.
I’m sure if you knew any they would have told you all about it as is their won’t.
I was going to take issue with the apostrophe in ‘won’t’ but then i realised that it’s correct.
They won’t eat this, they won’t eat that, they won’t even look at something else, and they won’t shut up about it.
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
roughbarked said:I don’t know any vegans. Have never met one or at least they haven’t told me that they are.
I’m sure if you knew any they would have told you all about it as is their won’t.
I was going to take issue with the apostrophe in ‘won’t’ but then i realised that it’s correct.
They won’t eat this, they won’t eat that, they won’t even look at something else, and they won’t shut up about it.
Stupid autocorrect!
dv said:
I think the thing that would really cane me about being a vegan is not being able to brown onion in butter. Vegetable oils and fats just don’t do it the same.
I do understand. However, have you tried macadamia oil?
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
roughbarked said:I don’t know any vegans. Have never met one or at least they haven’t told me that they are.
I’m sure if you knew any they would have told you all about it as is their won’t.
I was going to take issue with the apostrophe in ‘won’t’ but then i realised that it’s correct.
They won’t eat this, they won’t eat that, they won’t even look at something else, and they won’t shut up about it.
but but.. That’s not the way he used it in his sentence.
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:I’m sure if you knew any they would have told you all about it as is their won’t.
I was going to take issue with the apostrophe in ‘won’t’ but then i realised that it’s correct.
They won’t eat this, they won’t eat that, they won’t even look at something else, and they won’t shut up about it.
Stupid autocorrect!
It is easy to blame something that you can turn off.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:I’m sure if you knew any they would have told you all about it as is their won’t.
I was going to take issue with the apostrophe in ‘won’t’ but then i realised that it’s correct.
They won’t eat this, they won’t eat that, they won’t even look at something else, and they won’t shut up about it.
but but.. That’s not the way he used it in his sentence.
Well, we’ll just write this one off to serendipity.
We’re vegans until it’s time to eat and then we’ren’t.
I think vegans might be getting a bat rap. Vegans are supposedly 1 to 2% of the population but I’ve met hundreds of people in the course of social and business dealings since returning to this country and not one of them has told me they are a vegan so I can only assume most of them are keeping shtum.
The real fun vegans are the ones who don’r mention that they’re vegan or have ‘gone vegan’ , and say yeah, i’ll go to the ribs restaurant with you folks, and then announce their persuasion once they get there and just sit there being disapproving for the whole time.
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
ha. :)
Now do the other figurative use¡
She made great Caesar lay his sword to bed; He plowed her, and she cropped.
dv said:
I think vegans might be getting a bat rap. Vegans are supposedly 1 to 2% of the population but I’ve met hundreds of people in the course of social and business dealings since returning to this country and not one of them has told me they are a vegan so I can only assume most of them are keeping shtum.
Often it’s ‘a phase’ that someone is going through, so you have to catch them at just the right time, which is more likely to happen with a circle of people who you see regularly.
dv said:
I think vegans might be getting a bat rap. Vegans are supposedly 1 to 2% of the population but I’ve met hundreds of people in the course of social and business dealings since returning to this country and not one of them has told me they are a vegan so I can only assume most of them are keeping shtum.
That’s my ompression as well. I see that stupormarts have increasingly greater numbers of products marked vegan friendly. They usually don’t give a shit about small percentages of the population because they keep removing items that I have wanted to buy.
captain_spalding said:
The real fun vegans are the ones who don’r mention that they’re vegan or have ‘gone vegan’ , and say yeah, i’ll go to the ribs restaurant with you folks, and then announce their persuasion once they get there and just sit there being disapproving for the whole time.
Thank the Lord I don’t know any of them.
I haven’t had a meal cooked by the Australian Defence Forces for quite a few years now, and i was sort of wondering whether or not they cater to vegetarian/vegan preferences at all these days.
captain_spalding said:
I haven’t had a meal cooked by the Australian Defence Forces for quite a few years now, and i was sort of wondering whether or not they cater to vegetarian/vegan preferences at all these days.
They never did in the past. They kept repeating the repast.
Peak Warming Man said:
Boris said:
You were lucky.
In other breaking news airline company trials boarding window seats first 30 years after computer scientists suggest the fucking idea.
roughbarked said:
…they keep removing items that I have wanted to buy.
That’s because people like you keep buying them. People buy a lot of a particular item (this puts it into a category known in the trade as ‘popular’), and it’s difficult to maintain stocks of it.
At the same time, a lot of less desirable items tend to be left on the shelf (what the insiders call ‘the unpopular stuff’).
Faced with a choice between increasing the shelf space for the ‘popular’ things, and deleting the ‘popular’ things altogether so that customers will have to buy the ‘unpopular’ things, what do you think that the genius science of marketing psychology dictates?
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
I haven’t had a meal cooked by the Australian Defence Forces for quite a few years now, and i was sort of wondering whether or not they cater to vegetarian/vegan preferences at all these days.
They never did in the past. They kept repeating the repast.
I do recall that some of their repasts did repeat. Repeatedly.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
…they keep removing items that I have wanted to buy.
That’s because people like you keep buying them. People buy a lot of a particular item (this puts it into a category known in the trade as ‘popular’), and it’s difficult to maintain stocks of it.
At the same time, a lot of less desirable items tend to be left on the shelf (what the insiders call ‘the unpopular stuff’).
Faced with a choice between increasing the shelf space for the ‘popular’ things, and deleting the ‘popular’ things altogether so that customers will have to buy the ‘unpopular’ things, what do you think that the genius science of marketing psychology dictates?
Full rows of various types of high priced chips that don’t taste like cips at all. Er; some of you call them crisps.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
…they keep removing items that I have wanted to buy.
That’s because people like you keep buying them. People buy a lot of a particular item (this puts it into a category known in the trade as ‘popular’), and it’s difficult to maintain stocks of it.
At the same time, a lot of less desirable items tend to be left on the shelf (what the insiders call ‘the unpopular stuff’).
Faced with a choice between increasing the shelf space for the ‘popular’ things, and deleting the ‘popular’ things altogether so that customers will have to buy the ‘unpopular’ things, what do you think that the genius science of marketing psychology dictates?
Full rows of various types of high priced chips that don’t taste like cips at all. Er; some of you call them crisps.
‘Cips’ is a good compromise word.+
captain_spalding said:
I haven’t had a meal cooked by the Australian Defence Forces for quite a few years now, and i was sort of wondering whether or not they cater to vegetarian/vegan preferences at all these days.
You need red blooded killers in the Army son not gay vegan kumbaya greens voting transexuals.
I mean obv if you’re inviting someone round for dinner or something then they kind if have to tell you they are vegan.
dv said:
I mean obv if you’re inviting someone round for dinner or something then they kind if have to tell you they are vegan.
YOU DONT INVITE VEGANS TO DINNER
When I was a serious vegetarian I’d often take vegetarian lentil patties to share at BBQs. The meat eaters often ate all of them and left nothing for the vegetarians.
dv said:
I mean obv if you’re inviting someone round for dinner or something then they kind if have to tell you they are vegan.
That would be the polite thing to do, but there are reports, both in ‘real life’ and on the internet of people who neglect to do that.
Just had a hunt around on some forums about the ADF thing.
Seems that while in barracks/ashore, you may find some accommodation for vegetarianism, but not much hope for veganism.
In the field, or at sea (esp. in smaller vessels), you’ve got Buckley’s chance. As one person put it, even if you swap some of your rations for other people’s instant mash, noodles, and soup (all of which would be dodgy, from a vegan viewpoint), you’re just not going to get enough nutrition, so you’ll be slowly starving to death.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:That’s because people like you keep buying them. People buy a lot of a particular item (this puts it into a category known in the trade as ‘popular’), and it’s difficult to maintain stocks of it.
At the same time, a lot of less desirable items tend to be left on the shelf (what the insiders call ‘the unpopular stuff’).
Faced with a choice between increasing the shelf space for the ‘popular’ things, and deleting the ‘popular’ things altogether so that customers will have to buy the ‘unpopular’ things, what do you think that the genius science of marketing psychology dictates?
Full rows of various types of high priced chips that don’t taste like cips at all. Er; some of you call them crisps.
‘Cips’ is a good compromise word.+
Ta. ;)
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
I mean obv if you’re inviting someone round for dinner or something then they kind if have to tell you they are vegan.
That would be the polite thing to do, but there are reports, both in ‘real life’ and on the internet of people who neglect to do that.
Yeah come to think of it I did have something like that about six years ago when I asked a colleague over for dinner and I specifically asked whether he or his wife had any special dietary requirements I should know about. He said no. When they arrived and were ready to serve up his wife told us she was vegetarian. My colleague said “oh yeah, this is new “.
dv said:
I mean obv if you’re inviting someone round for dinner or something then they kind if have to tell you they are vegan.
Which is how I know I haven’t met any.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
I mean obv if you’re inviting someone round for dinner or something then they kind if have to tell you they are vegan.
Which is how I know I haven’t met any.
maybe they’re just very polite/accommodating, and willing to suspend their philosophy for that occasion, rather than inconvenience you.
kii said:
When I was a serious vegetarian I’d often take vegetarian lentil patties to share at BBQs. The meat eaters often ate all of them and left nothing for the vegetarians.
Yes. I have experienced this often with various methods of preparing lentils. I also recall a night an acquaintance ‘shared’ a pizza with me. His half had full on meatiness but the bastard ate most of my half before he touched his and said “this vego pizza is good”.
roughbarked said:
kii said:
When I was a serious vegetarian I’d often take vegetarian lentil patties to share at BBQs. The meat eaters often ate all of them and left nothing for the vegetarians.
Yes. I have experienced this often with various methods of preparing lentils. I also recall a night an acquaintance ‘shared’ a pizza with me. His half had full on meatiness but the bastard ate most of my half before he touched his and said “this vego pizza is good”.
Nope, can’t say i’ve ever enjoyed lentils. Tried them in a variety of ways, including patties and wraps and curries and soups and i don’t know what-all, but about the best thing i can say for them is that they’re edible. Not enjoyable, but edible.
You can safely leave me to guard your lentils.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:
When I was a serious vegetarian I’d often take vegetarian lentil patties to share at BBQs. The meat eaters often ate all of them and left nothing for the vegetarians.
Yes. I have experienced this often with various methods of preparing lentils. I also recall a night an acquaintance ‘shared’ a pizza with me. His half had full on meatiness but the bastard ate most of my half before he touched his and said “this vego pizza is good”.
Nope, can’t say i’ve ever enjoyed lentils. Tried them in a variety of ways, including patties and wraps and curries and soups and i don’t know what-all, but about the best thing i can say for them is that they’re edible. Not enjoyable, but edible.
You can safely leave me to guard your lentils.
No worries, I won’t show you how to cook them properly.
Have you ever enjoyed any of the many dahls or the pappadams etc?
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:Yes. I have experienced this often with various methods of preparing lentils. I also recall a night an acquaintance ‘shared’ a pizza with me. His half had full on meatiness but the bastard ate most of my half before he touched his and said “this vego pizza is good”.
Nope, can’t say i’ve ever enjoyed lentils. Tried them in a variety of ways, including patties and wraps and curries and soups and i don’t know what-all, but about the best thing i can say for them is that they’re edible. Not enjoyable, but edible.
You can safely leave me to guard your lentils.
No worries, I won’t show you how to cook them properly.
Have you ever enjoyed any of the many dahls or the pappadams etc?
I do like pappadams. I make them for myself in the microwave, after a light spray with oil. They can also substitute for chips/crisps, with various spices and flavourings added to them.
Also, i’ve never cooked lentils (as such) myself.
All those that i’ve eaten were cooked by people who i presumed knew what they were doing.
Perhaps they didn’t.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:Nope, can’t say i’ve ever enjoyed lentils. Tried them in a variety of ways, including patties and wraps and curries and soups and i don’t know what-all, but about the best thing i can say for them is that they’re edible. Not enjoyable, but edible.
You can safely leave me to guard your lentils.
No worries, I won’t show you how to cook them properly.
Have you ever enjoyed any of the many dahls or the pappadams etc?
I do like pappadams. I make them for myself in the microwave, after a light spray with oil. They can also substitute for chips/crisps, with various spices and flavourings added to them.
:) there are so many things made from lentils. I am sure there are others that you actually enjoy.
captain_spalding said:
Also, i’ve never cooked lentils (as such) myself.All those that i’ve eaten were cooked by people who i presumed knew what they were doing.
Perhaps they didn’t.
It is an art.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
Also, i’ve never cooked lentils (as such) myself.All those that i’ve eaten were cooked by people who i presumed knew what they were doing.
Perhaps they didn’t.
It is an art.
My old nextdoor neighbour arrived once when I had just cooked a lentil loaf meat loaf style.
He was invited to sit down and eat with us and mid meal he suddenly spoke “I thought you were both vegetarians?”
Mrs rb said, “We are. What makes you think that?”.
He said, “this meat loaf”.
I said, “I made the bloody thing myself and there’s no meat in it at all”.
He returned, “well you fooled me, that’s for sure”.
roughbarked said:
Kingy said:
I’ve always wondered, why is it that vegetarians always spark outrage in meat eaters? Surely they’d be glad to get all the meat for themselves?
do they? or is this like christians asking why atheists are always outraged at believers. when we aren’t and mostly couldn’t give a fuck. one may ask why are vegetarians always making shit up.
Boris said:
roughbarked said:
Kingy said:
I’ve always wondered, why is it that vegetarians always spark outrage in meat eaters? Surely they’d be glad to get all the meat for themselves?
do they? or is this like christians asking why atheists are always outraged at believers. when we aren’t and mostly couldn’t give a fuck. one may ask why are vegetarians always making shit up.
Because you haven’t been a vegetarian, you know not of which you speak.
Boris said:
roughbarked said:
Kingy said:
I’ve always wondered, why is it that vegetarians always spark outrage in meat eaters? Surely they’d be glad to get all the meat for themselves?
do they? or is this like christians asking why atheists are always outraged at believers. when we aren’t and mostly couldn’t give a fuck. one may ask why are vegetarians always making shit up.
People like to be members of groups, who then disparage other groups.
Except for me.
I’m a member of the group that isn’t a member of a group and doesn’t disparage other groups.
Except for groups which disparage other groups.
Which is all of them.
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
roughbarked said:I’ve always wondered, why is it that vegetarians always spark outrage in meat eaters? Surely they’d be glad to get all the meat for themselves?
do they? or is this like christians asking why atheists are always outraged at believers. when we aren’t and mostly couldn’t give a fuck. one may ask why are vegetarians always making shit up.
Because you haven’t been a vegetarian, you know not of which you speak.
I ain’t a christian either but what I say is true. meat eaters usually respond to some vego banging on about how much better they are than meat eaters.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Boris said:
roughbarked said:I’ve always wondered, why is it that vegetarians always spark outrage in meat eaters? Surely they’d be glad to get all the meat for themselves?
do they? or is this like christians asking why atheists are always outraged at believers. when we aren’t and mostly couldn’t give a fuck. one may ask why are vegetarians always making shit up.
People like to be members of groups, who then disparage other groups.
Except for me.
I’m a member of the group that isn’t a member of a group and doesn’t disparage other groups.
Except for groups which disparage other groups.
Which is all of them.
I simply DGAF what other people think or why. I’m a brown thumbed grower of plants and I do talk to them. Have done ever since my wife’s aunt gave us a passionfruit vine. Wjen I planted it, aunt Mary said, “I talk to my plants, can I instruct this vine on your behalf?”
I said, go ahead.
Lo she bent over so the plant could hear her better and said, “Make sure tou grow well for these people or I will come back and rip yer bloody arms off”. I saw the plant visibly shudder or was it the breeze?
Anyway, we lived there, a rented farmhouse we paid $60 per month, for seven years and in that time that passionfruit covered the back wall of the shed and over the walkway and across the side of the house. After we left, it up and died.
Boris said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:do they? or is this like christians asking why atheists are always outraged at believers. when we aren’t and mostly couldn’t give a fuck. one may ask why are vegetarians always making shit up.
Because you haven’t been a vegetarian, you know not of which you speak.
I ain’t a christian either but what I say is true. meat eaters usually respond to some vego banging on about how much better they are than meat eaters.
Not in my knowledge.
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
roughbarked said:Because you haven’t been a vegetarian, you know not of which you speak.
I ain’t a christian either but what I say is true. meat eaters usually respond to some vego banging on about how much better they are than meat eaters.
Not in my knowledge.
just goes to show you don’t know everything.
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
roughbarked said:Because you haven’t been a vegetarian, you know not of which you speak.
I ain’t a christian either but what I say is true. meat eaters usually respond to some vego banging on about how much better they are than meat eaters.
Not in my knowledge.
But then, I’ve never sat at the table with you. However, despite you protesting loudly that it ain’t the truth I haven’t ever banged on about any of the sort. You though have banged on quite a lot.
Boris said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:I ain’t a christian either but what I say is true. meat eaters usually respond to some vego banging on about how much better they are than meat eaters.
Not in my knowledge.
just goes to show you don’t know everything.
When did I say I did?
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Boris said:do they? or is this like christians asking why atheists are always outraged at believers. when we aren’t and mostly couldn’t give a fuck. one may ask why are vegetarians always making shit up.
People like to be members of groups, who then disparage other groups.
Except for me.
I’m a member of the group that isn’t a member of a group and doesn’t disparage other groups.
Except for groups which disparage other groups.
Which is all of them.
I simply DGAF what other people think or why. I’m a brown thumbed grower of plants and I do talk to them. Have done ever since my wife’s aunt gave us a passionfruit vine. Wjen I planted it, aunt Mary said, “I talk to my plants, can I instruct this vine on your behalf?”
I said, go ahead.
Lo she bent over so the plant could hear her better and said, “Make sure tou grow well for these people or I will come back and rip yer bloody arms off”. I saw the plant visibly shudder or was it the breeze?Anyway, we lived there, a rented farmhouse we paid $60 per month, for seven years and in that time that passionfruit covered the back wall of the shed and over the walkway and across the side of the house. After we left, it up and died.
You didn’t give the plants a similar talking to before you left?
You heartless bastard.
Like I said, I haven’t encountered any vegans in a long while but I know a few vegetarians and none of them come off as superior or scolding. They just … don’t eat meat.
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:I ain’t a christian either but what I say is true. meat eaters usually respond to some vego banging on about how much better they are than meat eaters.
Not in my knowledge.
But then, I’ve never sat at the table with you. However, despite you protesting loudly that it ain’t the truth I haven’t ever banged on about any of the sort. You though have banged on quite a lot.
LOL, I doubt I have ever brought the subject up.
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
roughbarked said:Not in my knowledge.
just goes to show you don’t know everything.
When did I say I did?
didn’t say you did.
dv said:
Like I said, I haven’t encountered any vegans in a long while but I know a few vegetarians and none of them come off as superior or scolding. They just … don’t eat meat.
you need the hippie woo variety.
Boris said:
dv said:
Like I said, I haven’t encountered any vegans in a long while but I know a few vegetarians and none of them come off as superior or scolding. They just … don’t eat meat.
you need the hippie woo variety.
Oh you best believe I don’t hang out with those people
dv said:
I know some vegans who are ‘animal ethicists’. They are more critical.
Like I said, I haven’t encountered any vegans in a long while but I know a few vegetarians and none of them come off as superior or scolding. They just … don’t eat meat.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:People like to be members of groups, who then disparage other groups.
Except for me.
I’m a member of the group that isn’t a member of a group and doesn’t disparage other groups.
Except for groups which disparage other groups.
Which is all of them.
I simply DGAF what other people think or why. I’m a brown thumbed grower of plants and I do talk to them. Have done ever since my wife’s aunt gave us a passionfruit vine. Wjen I planted it, aunt Mary said, “I talk to my plants, can I instruct this vine on your behalf?”
I said, go ahead.
Lo she bent over so the plant could hear her better and said, “Make sure tou grow well for these people or I will come back and rip yer bloody arms off”. I saw the plant visibly shudder or was it the breeze?Anyway, we lived there, a rented farmhouse we paid $60 per month, for seven years and in that time that passionfruit covered the back wall of the shed and over the walkway and across the side of the house. After we left, it up and died.
You didn’t give the plants a similar talking to before you left?
You heartless bastard.
:) True.
dv said:
Like I said, I haven’t encountered any vegans in a long while but I know a few vegetarians and none of them come off as superior or scolding. They just … don’t eat meat.
That’s exactly what I am trying to convey.
Boris said:
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:Not in my knowledge.
But then, I’ve never sat at the table with you. However, despite you protesting loudly that it ain’t the truth I haven’t ever banged on about any of the sort. You though have banged on quite a lot.
LOL, I doubt I have ever brought the subject up.
Yet here we are.
Boris said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:just goes to show you don’t know everything.
When did I say I did?
didn’t say you did.
grins.
Boris said:
dv said:
Like I said, I haven’t encountered any vegans in a long while but I know a few vegetarians and none of them come off as superior or scolding. They just … don’t eat meat.
you need the hippie woo variety.
That lot are the booomers. This vegan thing is about some other generation.
dv said:
Boris said:
dv said:
Like I said, I haven’t encountered any vegans in a long while but I know a few vegetarians and none of them come off as superior or scolding. They just … don’t eat meat.
you need the hippie woo variety.
Oh you best believe I don’t hang out with those people
Never envisaged that.
sarahs mum said:
dv said:I know some vegans who are ‘animal ethicists’. They are more critical.
Like I said, I haven’t encountered any vegans in a long while but I know a few vegetarians and none of them come off as superior or scolding. They just … don’t eat meat.
Like dv, I tend to stay away from any of strange outliers that don’t consider the whole.
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
roughbarked said:
I’ve always wondered, why is it that vegetarians always spark outrage in meat eaters? Surely they’d be glad to get all the meat for themselves?
do they? or is this like christians asking why atheists are always outraged at believers. when we aren’t and mostly couldn’t give a fuck. one may ask why are vegetarians always making shit up.
Because you haven’t been a vegetarian, you know not of which you speak.
We know nothing at all but who cares¡
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
do they? or is this like christians asking why atheists are always outraged at believers. when we aren’t and mostly couldn’t give a fuck. one may ask why are vegetarians always making shit up.
Because you haven’t been a vegetarian, you know not of which you speak.
We know nothing at all but who cares¡
It seems the non-vegetarians do.
Anyway yous know how tick bite can cause meat allergy we wonder why don’t fucking vegans just sprinkle ticks all over the meat eaters and laugh¿
SCIENCE said:
Anyway yous know how tick bite can cause meat allergy we wonder why don’t fucking vegans just sprinkle ticks all over the meat eaters and laugh¿
Probably because we have an anti-violent streak?
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:Anyway yous know how tick bite can cause meat allergy we wonder why don’t fucking vegans just sprinkle ticks all over the meat eaters and laugh¿
Probably because we have an anti-violent streak?
I too suffer from thousands of paralysis tick juveniles burrowing under my skin. My skin has had troubles ever since that fools all the doctors and skin specialists.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Anyway yous know how tick bite can cause meat allergy we wonder why don’t fucking vegans just sprinkle ticks all over the meat eaters and laugh¿
Probably because we have an anti-violent streak?
Ticks aren’t violent, crosses are¡
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Anyway yous know how tick bite can cause meat allergy we wonder why don’t fucking vegans just sprinkle ticks all over the meat eaters and laugh¿
Probably because we have an anti-violent streak?
Ticks aren’t violent, crosses are¡
I care nought for your assertions on this matter.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_violence
dv said:
I think vegans might be getting a bat rap. Vegans are supposedly 1 to 2% of the population but I’ve met hundreds of people in the course of social and business dealings since returning to this country and not one of them has told me they are a vegan so I can only assume most of them are keeping shtum.
Interestingly 1 to 2% of the population are also Psychopaths/Sociopaths.




dv said:
like :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and here is more of the quote:
“All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.”
I still don’t get it though.
The Rev Dodgson said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and here is more of the quote:
“All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.”
I still don’t get it though.
Bugs in amber are preserved, never changing until outside forces act on them.
The opposite really to living things that change constantly
The Rev Dodgson said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and here is more of the quote:
“All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.”
I still don’t get it though.
given time no doubt it’ll come to you.
Boris said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and here is more of the quote:
“All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.”
I still don’t get it though.
given time no doubt it’ll come to you.
:) maybe

Spiny Norman said:
They fail to mention the other great advantage of the Welsh mountain, it has a railway to the top.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
They fail to mention the other great advantage of the Welsh mountain, it has a railway to the top.

Spiny Norman said:
Imagine if Edmund Hilary had written something like this after coming back down from the peak of Everest.

Spiny Norman said:
I’d claim to be able to do about half of those things, which defines me as half-human.
An assessment with which some parties would concur.
Spiny Norman said:
Yeah except Heinlein himself could only do a few % of that list.
But I bet he could talk the ass off just about anybody.

It’s 104 light-years to the Alpha Quadrant, we’ve got half a pack of smokes, a full tank of anti-matter, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
…hit it…

The Rev Dodgson said:
Like.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
“It has a very fine frost-heave boulder field at the top.” was how I convinced my parents to allow us to walk to the top of Ben Nevis. There are no geographic features like that in Australia.
I was an entire day’s walk. Part way up, a bloke ran past us. Less than an hour later he ran back down. Apparently he was training for the annual race…
For what it’s worth We walked to the top of Snowden, too. I found an Ordovician shell fossil part the way up. Surprising, because the rock was slate and fossils rarely survive that amount of heat and deformation.
…………………………………………………………………………………………………
http://www.bennevisrace.co.uk/?page_id=232
“The record time for men has stood since 1984 when Kenny Stuart recorded 1h 25m 34s and ladies time was beaten in 2018 when Victoria Wilkinson recorded 1h 43m 01s. In 1989 Kenny ran the Houston Marathon in a then world class time of 2h 11m 36s thus creating a benchmark by which mountain running times and the Ben Race record, in particular, can be judged. It is fair to say that hill/fell running champions are worthy of the respect afforded to top Olympic athletes.”
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
They fail to mention the other great advantage of the Welsh mountain, it has a railway to the top.
Like the Great Orme tramway.
The views from the Great Orme’s 679ft (207m) summit are breathtaking – from Snowdonia and Anglesey, all the way to the Isle of Man, Blackpool and the Lake District.
And then there’s the railway to the top of Snaefell (620.9 m) on the IOM. The rolling stock was built in 1895. It creaks and groans on the trip.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snaefell_Mountain_Railway
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
I’d claim to be able to do about half of those things, which defines me as half-human.
An assessment with which some parties would concur.
There ain’t no way I’m gonna butcher no hog.
Unless you mean chop a Harrley.
Spiny Norman said:
LOLOL

sarahs mum said:
It’s hardly her fault.
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
It’s hardly her fault.

sarahs mum said:
I’m pretty sure that’s the point!
sarahs mum said:
LOLOLOLOL
Michael V said:
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:They fail to mention the other great advantage of the Welsh mountain, it has a railway to the top.
Like the Great Orme tramway.
The views from the Great Orme’s 679ft (207m) summit are breathtaking – from Snowdonia and Anglesey, all the way to the Isle of Man, Blackpool and the Lake District.And then there’s the railway to the top of Snaefell (620.9 m) on the IOM. The rolling stock was built in 1895. It creaks and groans on the trip.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snaefell_Mountain_Railway
Wonders if a mountain railway would be more acceptable than a cable car to Tasmania’s Mt. Wellington?
PermeateFree said:
Michael V said:
Tamb said:Like the Great Orme tramway.
The views from the Great Orme’s 679ft (207m) summit are breathtaking – from Snowdonia and Anglesey, all the way to the Isle of Man, Blackpool and the Lake District.And then there’s the railway to the top of Snaefell (620.9 m) on the IOM. The rolling stock was built in 1895. It creaks and groans on the trip.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snaefell_Mountain_Railway
Wonders if a mountain railway would be more acceptable than a cable car to Tasmania’s Mt. Wellington?
stop wondering.
sarahs mum said:
PermeateFree said:
Michael V said:And then there’s the railway to the top of Snaefell (620.9 m) on the IOM. The rolling stock was built in 1895. It creaks and groans on the trip.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snaefell_Mountain_Railway
Wonders if a mountain railway would be more acceptable than a cable car to Tasmania’s Mt. Wellington?
stop wondering.
I suppose if it uses the current road thereby excluding cars, it might be acceptable.
PermeateFree said:
Michael V said:
Tamb said:Like the Great Orme tramway.
The views from the Great Orme’s 679ft (207m) summit are breathtaking – from Snowdonia and Anglesey, all the way to the Isle of Man, Blackpool and the Lake District.And then there’s the railway to the top of Snaefell (620.9 m) on the IOM. The rolling stock was built in 1895. It creaks and groans on the trip.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snaefell_Mountain_Railway
Wonders if a mountain railway would be more acceptable than a cable car to Tasmania’s Mt. Wellington?
Shaft with lifts. Build in an L shape, short horizontal access tunnel, long vertical shaft. The top of the elevator can be built just below the summit level so it doesn’t it is not visible from afar and doesn’t spoil the view of the mountain.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
PermeateFree said:Wonders if a mountain railway would be more acceptable than a cable car to Tasmania’s Mt. Wellington?
stop wondering.
I suppose if it uses the current road thereby excluding cars, it might be acceptable.
but you can drive. you can take a bus. you can go on trike. you can take a bus and be given a bicycle to return to Hobart dock. Once a year you can run there with a host of others. the mountain accessible.
sarahs mum said:
the mountain is accessible.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:stop wondering.
I suppose if it uses the current road thereby excluding cars, it might be acceptable.
but you can drive. you can take a bus. you can go on trike. you can take a bus and be given a bicycle to return to Hobart dock. Once a year you can run there with a host of others. the mountain accessible.
Once a year you can run there with a host of others.
——
surprising how many people are fit enough to do a 25k uphill run.
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:stop wondering.
I suppose if it uses the current road thereby excluding cars, it might be acceptable.
but you can drive. you can take a bus. you can go on trike. you can take a bus and be given a bicycle to return to Hobart dock. Once a year you can run there with a host of others. the mountain accessible.
Fair call.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:I suppose if it uses the current road thereby excluding cars, it might be acceptable.
but you can drive. you can take a bus. you can go on trike. you can take a bus and be given a bicycle to return to Hobart dock. Once a year you can run there with a host of others. the mountain accessible.
Fair call.
About 30 years or so ago there was a push to turn the mountain into a National park. This was the only way to preserve it it was said. Also said was that that would mean you had to buy your way onto the mountain in park fees. At the moment it is run as a park by Hobart City council. Ever since first settlement the mountain has been sed as a recreation ground. And Hobart doesn’t have a lot of parks. But it has got the big rock garden in the backyard.
The road was constructed through the depression by hand and so there is also some that feel a deep connection with the past through the road. (which I don’t believe could get through these days. Especially now we know how long it takes the mountain to recover. The road is also known as Ogilvie’s scar.))
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:but you can drive. you can take a bus. you can go on trike. you can take a bus and be given a bicycle to return to Hobart dock. Once a year you can run there with a host of others. the mountain accessible.
Fair call.
About 30 years or so ago there was a push to turn the mountain into a National park. This was the only way to preserve it it was said. Also said was that that would mean you had to buy your way onto the mountain in park fees. At the moment it is run as a park by Hobart City council. Ever since first settlement the mountain has been sed as a recreation ground. And Hobart doesn’t have a lot of parks. But it has got the big rock garden in the backyard.
The road was constructed through the depression by hand and so there is also some that feel a deep connection with the past through the road. (which I don’t believe could get through these days. Especially now we know how long it takes the mountain to recover. The road is also known as Ogilvie’s scar.))
There seems to be some politics about council/state/federal running of the mountain. Low level contested landscape stuff.
sarahs mum said:
LOLOLOL
I think we should buy a place next to sarahs mum so she has cool neighbours
dv said:
I think we should buy a place next to sarahs mum so she has cool neighbours



kii said:
I have a serious problem where people aren’t offering me drugs
dv said:
kii said:
I have a serious problem where people aren’t offering me drugs
Never was a problem for me during my younger years, too many friends who were dealers. Now I live where cannabis is legal.
Damn right.

Spiny Norman said:
Damn right.
Absolutely!

Ian said:
Looks Same As MineCraft
ABC News:

‘Computer records show that, six days before Betty Bowman was hospitalised, Conor Bowman had done a calculation converting his wife’s weight to kilograms and multiplied that by 0.8.
According to the complaint, 0.8 mg/kg was considered to be the lethal dosage rate for colchicine.’
That’s when they knew he’d done it.
What American would voluntarily use the metric system for anything other than a nefarious purpose?
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
‘Computer records show that, six days before Betty Bowman was hospitalised, Conor Bowman had done a calculation converting his wife’s weight to kilograms and multiplied that by 0.8.
According to the complaint, 0.8 mg/kg was considered to be the lethal dosage rate for colchicine.’
That’s when they knew he’d done it.
What American would voluntarily use the metric system for anything other than a nefarious purpose?
If they fail on the charge of murder the can get him on unamerican activities.
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
‘Computer records show that, six days before Betty Bowman was hospitalised, Conor Bowman had done a calculation converting his wife’s weight to kilograms and multiplied that by 0.8.
According to the complaint, 0.8 mg/kg was considered to be the lethal dosage rate for colchicine.’
That’s when they knew he’d done it.
What American would voluntarily use the metric system for anything other than a nefarious purpose?
If they fail on the charge of murder the can get him on unamerican activities.
Do they collect everybody’s calculations?
Bloody Bill Gates is to blame.
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
‘Computer records show that, six days before Betty Bowman was hospitalised, Conor Bowman had done a calculation converting his wife’s weight to kilograms and multiplied that by 0.8.
According to the complaint, 0.8 mg/kg was considered to be the lethal dosage rate for colchicine.’
That’s when they knew he’d done it.
What American would voluntarily use the metric system for anything other than a nefarious purpose?
If they fail on the charge of murder the can get him on unamerican activities.
Just goes to show yous should never trust a supposed medical doctor who can’t even handle the simplest of mathematical arithmetics.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
‘Computer records show that, six days before Betty Bowman was hospitalised, Conor Bowman had done a calculation converting his wife’s weight to kilograms and multiplied that by 0.8.
According to the complaint, 0.8 mg/kg was considered to be the lethal dosage rate for colchicine.’
That’s when they knew he’d done it.
What American would voluntarily use the metric system for anything other than a nefarious purpose?
If they fail on the charge of murder the can get him on unamerican activities.
Do they collect everybody’s calculations?
Bloody Bill Gates is to blame.
What we mean is, now we have another good reason to tell our students why they should get skilled at doing calculations in their heads without external reference.
ABC News:

Well, that would just serve her right for driving up inflation beyond the RBA’s hopes.
Bloody economic vandal.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Well, that would just serve her right for driving up inflation beyond the RBA’s hopes.
Bloody economic vandal.
I wish I could thank her. Fixed term rates are excellent.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Well, that would just serve her right for driving up inflation beyond the RBA’s hopes.
Bloody economic vandal.
And there’s no need for such willfulness.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Well, that would just serve her right for driving up inflation beyond the RBA’s hopes.
Bloody economic vandal.
Honestly she should probably refinance.
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Well, that would just serve her right for driving up inflation beyond the RBA’s hopes.
Bloody economic vandal.
Honestly she should probably refinance.
nah better to whinge.





fsm said:
IDGI
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
IDGI
Maybe it’s a meme about nothing.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
IDGI
Maybe it’s a meme about nothing.
Breakfast all day?
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:IDGI
Maybe it’s a meme about nothing.
Breakfast all day?
It’s a thing.
Maybe it’s just an English thing, don’t know.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Maybe it’s a meme about nothing.
Breakfast all day?
It’s a thing.
Maybe it’s just an English thing, don’t know.
engllish
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Maybe it’s a meme about nothing.
Breakfast all day?
It’s a thing.
Maybe it’s just an English thing, don’t know.
Engllish.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
IDGI
Maybe it’s a meme about nothing.
Ah well I guess I’d better have a look at it.
shakes head
I see, there’s one L missing from the upper GRIL, and an extra L in the lower ENGLLISH.
Boris said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:Breakfast all day?
It’s a thing.
Maybe it’s just an English thing, don’t know.
engllish
English.! You beat me by >< that much!
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:Breakfast all day?
It’s a thing.
Maybe it’s just an English thing, don’t know.
Engllish.
Who gives an L about such things?
kii said:
Boris said:
The Rev Dodgson said:It’s a thing.
Maybe it’s just an English thing, don’t know.
engllish
English.! You beat me by >< that much!
WTF is that “English.!” thing? My tablet is doing weird stuff.
fsm said:
IDGI
Michael V said:
fsm said:
IDGI
None of us do.
kii said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
IDGI
None of us do.
I do. Being a printer I notice these things. ity’s inate.
Boriss said:
ki said:
Michael V said:
IDGI
None of us do.
I do. Being a printer I notice these things. ity’s inate.
Fucking prescriptivists;
Boris said:
kii said:
Michael V said:IDGI
None of us do.
I do. Being a printer I notice these things. ity’s inate.
I did, I’m just being silly. I pointed it out mere seconds after you.
Being an early childhood educator I notice things too.
Bubblecar said:
I see, there’s one L missing from the upper GRIL, and an extra L in the lower ENGLLISH.
Ah. Thanks. One for the editors.
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
I see, there’s one L missing from the upper GRIL, and an extra L in the lower ENGLLISH.
Ah. Thanks. One for the editors.
the gri l appears to be a bad photoshop, you can see it seems to have been “painted” over.
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:IDGI
Maybe it’s a meme about nothing.
Breakfast all day?
Breakfast all day is a very common phenomenon.
Bubblecar said:
I see, there’s one L missing from the upper GRIL, and an extra L in the lower ENGLLISH.
Not exactly memeworthy but okay.


dv said:
dv said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
Tamb said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Yes it’s a shame about Dave but he has to go.
Micro management gone mad.
HR manager gets a rise though.
All the fucking unions’ fault¿
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/MbVLXPjzPmqajuFP/?mibextid=fEtaSU
Skilz

The forbidden bun
dv said:
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The forbidden bun
I don’t know what they’re feeding that kid, but they’d better stop doing it
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
The forbidden bun
I don’t know what they’re feeding that kid, but they’d better stop doing it
rice
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
The forbidden bun
I don’t know what they’re feeding that kid, but they’d better stop doing it
rice
With what? A conveyor belt?
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/MbVLXPjzPmqajuFP/?mibextid=fEtaSU
Skilz
ai could do it 100 times better and 10 times safer as well
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
I don’t know what they’re feeding that kid, but they’d better stop doing it
rice
With what? A conveyor belt?
Perhaps They Mean Sushi Train ¿
dv said:
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The forbidden bun
:)

captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:captain_spalding said:
I don’t know what they’re feeding that kid, but they’d better stop doing it
rice
With what? A conveyor belt?
Ha. :)


I’m having trouble parsing this headline.

Also I’m not seeing the point of this. There seems to be a lot in my feed today that I’m not understanding. Perhaps I’ve had a stroke.
Speaking of yellow linen and Bruce Lehrmann and having a stroke,


Did not go to plan.
C-130 Hercules doing a test flight when fitted with rocket boosters to dramatically shorten the take-off & landing distances.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1718000658647765176
And why it’s a bad thing to fly at trans-sonic speeds over built-up areas.


Boris said:
Mr buffy and I made a similar comment on election night…




I have both skillsets.



Boris said:
Fuck me dead.
Peak Warming Man said:
Boris said:
Fuck me dead.
That’ll be ten Hail Marys on the ‘morrow
Boris said:
k
Peak Warming Man said:
Boris said:
Fuck me dead.
see meme six posts below your one.
dv said:
Boris said:
k
then you see it is white paint.





fsm said:
I vote that he moves up to .38 cal immediately.
Boris said:
Then why didn’t you ask if you had any child¿
SCIENCE said:
Boris said:
Then why didn’t you ask if you had any child¿
it’s a meme mate, meant to be laughed at, or not, not analysed.
😎
Boris said:
SCIENCE said:Boris said:
Then why didn’t you ask if you had any child¿
it’s a meme mate, meant to be laughed at, or not, not analysed.
😎
Boris, our friend SCIENCE doesn’t view the English language through the same lens as do many of us.
captain_spalding said:
Boris said:
SCIENCE said:Then why didn’t you ask if you had any child¿
it’s a meme mate, meant to be laughed at, or not, not analysed.
😎
Boris, our friend SCIENCE doesn’t view the English language through the same lens as do many of us.
I know, that’s why I like his posts.
captain_spalding said:
Boris said:
SCIENCE said:Then why didn’t you ask if you had any child¿
it’s a meme mate, meant to be laughed at, or not, not analysed.
😎
Boris, our friend SCIENCE doesn’t view the English language through the same lens as do many of us.
It does seem that way unless he’s always pulling our collective legs.
Boris said:
captain_spalding said:
Boris said:it’s a meme mate, meant to be laughed at, or not, not analysed.
😎
Boris, our friend SCIENCE doesn’t view the English language through the same lens as do many of us.
I know, that’s why I like his posts.
There’s always one…
runs away
Boris said:
captain_spalding said:
Boris said:it’s a meme mate, meant to be laughed at, or not, not analysed.
😎
Boris, our friend SCIENCE doesn’t view the English language through the same lens as do many of us.
I know, that’s why I like his posts.
I usually do, too, but i sometimes wish he was more direct, as it can be hard to determine just what his meaning is.
captain_spalding said:
Boris said:
captain_spalding said:Boris, our friend SCIENCE doesn’t view the English language through the same lens as do many of us.
I know, that’s why I like his posts.
I usually do, too, but i sometimes wish he was more direct, as it can be hard to determine just what his meaning is.
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
Boris said:I know, that’s why I like his posts.
I usually do, too, but i sometimes wish he was more direct, as it can be hard to determine just what his meaning is.
I have the same problem with Transition.
I avoid his post. not a clear thinker.
Boris said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:I usually do, too, but i sometimes wish he was more direct, as it can be hard to determine just what his meaning is.
I have the same problem with Transition.I avoid his post. not a clear thinker.
He likes to overcomplicate the issue.

fsm said:
rofl

fsm said:
Nup, can’t tell what that is supposed to be. I’ve got a couple of biscuit cutters which are a bit debateable, but nothing like that one…
fsm said:
Nup.
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Nup.
Same here. No idea.
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Nup.
Same here. No idea.
maybe a bad snoopy.
Popeye’s arm, I dunno.
fsm said:
Roadkill
Tell me you are from the USA without telling me…

Great legal advice.


Kingy said:
Heh.



fsm said:
What do girl when the get drunk?




Kingy said:
Ha
dv said:
SCIENCE


Far canal.

The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Far canal.
Unfortunately you need an account to read that article.
And since it’s Trump, it’s probably not worth it. ;)
Spiny Norman said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Far canal.
Unfortunately you need an account to read that article.
And since it’s Trump, it’s probably not worth it. ;)
That’s strange, it let me in with no questions asked:
From the moment 17-year-old Donald Trump was named a captain for his senior year at New York Military Academy, he ordered the officers under his command to keep strict discipline. Shoes had to be shined. Beds had to be made. Underclassmen had to spring to attention.
Then, a month into Trump’s tenure in the fall of 1963, came an abrupt change.
The tall, confident senior with a shock of blond hair was removed from that coveted post atop A Company and transferred to a new job on the school staff — another prestigious assignment, but one with no command responsibilities. He moved out of the barracks and into the administration building, swapping jobs with a fellow high-ranking senior who took command of Trump’s old group.
Explanations vary as to what actually happened.
In Trump’s telling, he was elevated as a reward for stellar performance. “I had total control over the cadets,” he said in a recent interview. “That’s why I got a promotion — because I did so good.”
Donald Trump, on the “popularity poll” page of the1964 New York Military Academy yearbook. The caption below his photo reads “Ladies’ man: Trump.” (Courtesy of New York Military Academy)
Former cadets recall the change differently. They say school administrators transferred Trump after a freshman named Lee Ains complained of being hazed by a sergeant under Trump’s command. School officials, those cadets say, were concerned that Trump’s style of delegating leadership responsibilities while spending a lot of time in his room, away from his team, allowed problems to fester.
“They felt he wasn’t paying attention to his other officers as closely as he should have,” said Ains, who lives in Connecticut and works in the aerospace industry.
Bill Specht, the cadet who switched places with Trump, recalled an administrator telling him about the hazing incident and saying that “the school has decided that they are going to make a switch.”
The incident, previously unreported, offered an early glimpse into a pattern that would follow Trump through much of his life and has been evident in his rise as a leading Republican presidential candidate. Often the center of controversy, he finds a way to emerge by declaring victory and claiming success, even if the facts are more complicated and some people around him are left with sour feelings.
The commandant who ordered the transfer, Col. Joseph C. Angello, has since died. School officials declined to comment.
Trump often points to his five years at the academy in Cornwall-on-Hudson, about 60 miles from his home town of New York City, as a formative period in his life that helps qualify him to be commander in chief.
Although he received educational and medical deferments from the Vietnam War draft, he has said that the school provided him “more training militarily than a lot of the guys that go into the military.”
“I did very well under the military system,” Trump said in an interview. “I became one of the top guys at the whole school.”
Interviews with cadets who knew him well and a close mentor reveal a more complex picture of Trump’s experience at the school. As a maturing teenager, he began to exhibit some of the traits the world would come to know through his fame as a real estate mogul, reality TV star and White House contender. Even at an academy renowned for imposing strict standards on its cadets, Trump often managed to play by his own rules. He often left campus on weekends and drew the envy of fellow students for his habit of bringing attractive women to the school. He also stirred resentment from some in his orbit.
A half-century later, discussing that time triggers discomfort and some bitterness among Trump’s former classmates.
Ains, for instance, spoke of the episode reluctantly, after months of not returning phone calls, and only through a cracked door when a reporter appeared at his Connecticut home.
Trump, 69, vigorously rejected the accounts of his former classmates’ recollections, lashing out at The Washington Post over the course of three phone interviews for “doing a lousy story.” He attacked his former fellow cadets, calling Ains’s account “fiction” and accusing him of speaking only “to get himself a little bit of publicity.” Regarding Specht, the cadet who replaced him in A Company, Trump said the transfer “was a promotion for me, and it was a demotion for him.”
After an initial interview, Trump called The Post twice to argue his point.
“I was promoted. The word is ‘promoted’ — Mark it down,” Trump said.
‘I liked to test people’
Trump’s military school education began in 1959.
He was a 13-year-old with a history of trouble at school, and his father, Fred Trump, a prominent New York real estate developer, sent him to the academy to be straightened out.
“As an adolescent, I was mostly interested in creating mischief,” Donald Trump wrote in “The Art of the Deal.”
“I liked to stir things up, and I liked to test people.”
New York Military Academy was founded in 1889 by Civil War veteran Charles Jefferson Wright. The school boasted of its record whipping rebellious youths into shape. “Courageous and gallant men have passed through these portals,” reads an inscription over the front door where frustrated parents dropped off their defiant sons.
The school was as conservative in both its content and culture. Students were not allowed off campus during the week. On top of such courses as math and English, students tackled military history and learned how to fire rifles and mortars. Girls would not be allowed to attend until more than a decade later.
Theodore Dobias, a World War II veteran and Army colonel who was a training officer at the school, said in an interview that he recalled the young cadet needing time to acclimate to the rigors of academy life.
“At the beginning, he didn’t like the idea of being told what to do, like, ‘Make your bed, shine your shoes, brush your teeth, clean the sink, do your homework’ — all that stuff,” said Dobias, who became a mentor to Trump.
Before Trump’s ascent to the rank of captain during the summer preceding his senior year, Trump was promoted steadily but unremarkably his first four years. During that time, he rose to the rank of supply sergeant while some fellow juniors were already lieutenants. He was quieter and humbler than he is now, some classmates said, and did not brag about his family’s wealth.
“I remember having a conversation with him where he said his dad was a builder, and I said, ‘My dad was a builder, too,’ ” said Jeffrey Pollack, who was in A Company. It wasn’t until several years later that Pollack picked up a news magazine, read about the Trump family fortune and realized what his classmate had meant.
But even within the confines of a military school, there were hints of the brash and boastful persona now known as “The Donald.” Playing baseball, he stood out as a great first baseman, Dobias said.
“Even then, he wanted to be number one,” Dobias said. “He wanted to be noticed. He wanted to be recognized. And he liked compliments.”
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Thanks to his athletic prowess, Dobias said, Trump was a “big shot” on campus. “And you get that by working hard, and he did work hard,” Dobias said.
Fellow cadets recalled discussing how Trump carried himself as if he were destined for success, even if they were never sure if it was because of his charisma, his rank, his family’s wealth or some other reason.
“There was some air about him,” recalled Michael Pitkow, “as if he knew he was just there passing time until he went on to something greater.
“He was self-confident and very soft-spoken, believe it or not, at the time,” added Pitkow, who said he overlapped with Trump for one year at the academy. He also noted that Trump, when he commanded A Company, seemed friendlier than other high-ranking students. “Occasionally, he inspected my company. He might have said something like, ‘Your shoes look good.’ He was usually pretty positive, unlike other commanders, who could be very driven by their egos and the power they commanded.”
Philip Beckerman, who played varsity soccer with Trump, remembered his teammate as a “decent guy” with a lot of friends.
“I always liked him,” Beckerman said. “He was very different than he projects himself today. He was down to earth.”
‘Definitely privileged’
Some former classmates said Trump seemed to enjoy luxuries others did not. His higher rank during his senior year allowed him to leave campus on weekends and holidays when other students remained at the school. Trump and several friends went on a chaperoned school trip to Bermuda, some former cadets said.
Trump never received favorable treatment, Dobias and the candidate said. Yet some lower-ranking cadets wondered whether Trump’s wealth played a role.
“He was definitely privileged,” said Douglas Reichel, who said he was a year behind Trump and a member of A Company. “That group of people got treated much differently. They got promoted each year.”
Trump often brought young women to the school — although they weren’t allowed as far as his room — earning him the title of “Ladies’ Man” in his senior yearbook.
“They were beautiful, gorgeous women, dressed out of Saks Fifth Avenue,” remembers George White, a former cadet who at the time spelled his last name Witek.
Trump describes his time at the academy as a crucible in which he proved himself and learned to lead.
“I think I was treated very much like everyone else,” he told The Post. “They had a lot of drill sergeants there. Literally, drill sergeants. And they were tough, and it was less politically correct than it is today. They were really rough cookies. You had to learn how to survive, essentially, with some of these guys. I learned discipline — how to dish it out and otherwise.”
Trump’s appointment prior to his senior year as captain, presiding over NYMA’s most prestigious company, surprised some of his fellow cadets, particularly a handful who were ranked higher than him as juniors but suddenly found themselves behind him as seniors.
“He was really an afterthought,” White said. “He didn’t show much as a freshman, sophomore or even a junior, because he would have already been more than a supply sergeant.”
During his short stint as head of A Company, Trump had a hands-off approach to his position, according to five former cadets interviewed by The Post. He would usually head straight from dinner to his room, leaving his officers to inspect the cadets.
In his absence, he would order his officers to keep younger cadets in line, and the atmosphere within A Company quickly became tense. Hazing was an integral part of school culture, and without the firm hand of A Company’s commander, underclassmen felt at risk, cadets said.
“He was a delegator,” said Ains, the former cadet who said he was hazed. “I think he knew a lot of things , but I don’t know how far he dug into it.”
Ains took the rare step of complaining to school administrators about the alleged hazing incident, in which he said a sergeant threw him against a wall. The sergeant was demoted, Ains remembers, and Trump was moved from A Company to the school staff.
White, who as battalion commander was NYMA’s top-ranking cadet and the top member of the staff that Trump was switched to, recalls being shocked when the school commandant called him into his office to announce that Trump would be taking Specht’s spot. The move took place “to get him out of the barracks,” recalled White. “What was I going to say? That was the order.”
Specht, Trump’s replacement, immediately cracked down on hazing in A Company, Ains said. “He would come around to the different rooms at any time and make sure that the students were studying and that they weren’t being interfered with by any older cadets,” Ains said.
Specht said he remembers well the moment the school commandant gave him the news.
“Colonel Angello called me down and said, ‘You’re going to go to A Company, and Donald is taking your position on the staff as a captain,’ ” Specht recalled. Specht said Angello referred to a “hazing incident” in A Company as he explained that “the school has decided that they are going to make a switch.”
The sudden swap was a disappointment for Specht, who had been at or near the top of his class since arriving at NYMA.
“I obviously wasn’t happy about the switch, because it was more work for me,” he said.
Specht, who served in the Navy after graduating from NYMA and is a Trump supporter, said he didn’t want to get into a public spat with the billionaire candidate. His wife, however, took the phone from her husband during an interview to challenge Trump’s account.
“It’s a fact,” Christine Specht said. “I’m Bill’s wife, and he was not demoted.”
Trump told The Post that he never saw any hazing at the school.
“I did a good job, and that’s why I got elevated,” he said. “You don’t get elevated if you partake in hazing.”
Trump, who in 2012 offered $5 million for the release of President Obama’s college transcript and other documents, said he would not give The Post permission to review his records from the military academy.
“I’m not letting you look at anything,” he said. “Why would I let you look at my records? You’re doing a lousy story.”
Dobias, Trump’s mentor, said he had no knowledge of the hazing incident that allegedly took place during Trump’s command. Dobias said he recalled that Trump’s replacement had been brought into A Company to keep a closer watch on cadets.
Moving Trump “was the choice of the commandant, and there must have been a good reason for it,” Dobias said. “I think the guy who took over A Company was a little tougher on the kids than Donald was, so they moved up onto the staff.”
When told during a phone interview last month of Dobias’s comments, Trump called The Post back an hour later with the 89-year-old retired instructor on the line.
“Dobie, let me ask you this,” Trump said, using his mentor’s nickname. “Did I have total control over everybody when I ran the company?”
“Yes, you did,” Dobias answered.
For 20 minutes, Trump pressed his former instructor to back up his account of receiving a “major promotion.”
“Would you tell him officially that the word is ‘promoted’?” Trump told Dobias.
When asked directly about Dobias’s comment that Trump had been switched out of A Company because he wasn’t tough enough on the cadets, Trump shot back: “I guarantee he didn’t say that.”
A moment later, Dobias seemed to strike a middle ground: “Donald Trump wasn’t tough enough on the kids, so he got promoted on the staff.”
Whatever the reason for Trump’s transfer, it ultimately served as a de facto promotion. It was Trump, not Specht, who chaperoned visiting dignitaries around the academy during their senior year. And it was Trump, not Specht, who, just a few days after the transfer, was put in charge of a special drill team for New York City’s Columbus Day parade.
White, the school’s top cadet, recalled being told by the commandant to let Trump lead the school during the event.
“He was singled out as early as October for special treatment,” said White. “They were keeping Trump busy and out of mischief.”
On Oct. 12, a white-gloved Trump led not only NYMA but the entire parade down Fifth Avenue to St. Patrick’s Cathedral, where he was met by Cardinal Francis Spellman.
For Trump, the photos of that day are proof enough that his time at NYMA was nothing but successful.
“I was always good at that school,” he said. “Take a look at the pictures. I’m standing at the head of the whole place.”
Alice Crites contributed to this report.
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Michael E. Miller is The Washington Post’s Sydney bureau chief. He was previously on the local enterprise team. He joined The Washington Post in 2015 and has also reported for the newspaper from Afghanistan and Mexico. Twitter
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Far canal.
He’d be almost gone by now if they let him serve his second term and the middle east would be sorted.
Spiny Norman said:
Far canal.
‘Last week Trump’s former personal attorney, Michael Cohen, testified to a congressional committee last week that one of his jobs was to threaten lawsuits against the schools that Trump attended so they would never release his grades.’ – https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6777161/School-attended-Trump-says-concealed-grades.html
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Far canal.
He’d be almost gone by now if they let him serve his second term and the middle east would be sorted.
You’re an idiot.

The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Unfortunately you need an account to read that article.
And since it’s Trump, it’s probably not worth it. ;)
That’s strange, it let me in with no questions asked:
From the moment 17-year-old Donald Trump was named a captain for his senior year at New York Military Academy, he ordered the officers under his command to keep strict discipline. Shoes had to be shined. Beds had to be made. Underclassmen had to spring to attention.
Then, a month into Trump’s tenure in the fall of 1963, came an abrupt change.
The tall, confident senior with a shock of blond hair was removed from that coveted post atop A Company and transferred to a new job on the school staff — another prestigious assignment, but one with no command responsibilities. He moved out of the barracks and into the administration building, swapping jobs with a fellow high-ranking senior who took command of Trump’s old group.
Explanations vary as to what actually happened.
In Trump’s telling, he was elevated as a reward for stellar performance. “I had total control over the cadets,” he said in a recent interview. “That’s why I got a promotion — because I did so good.”
Donald Trump, on the “popularity poll” page of the1964 New York Military Academy yearbook. The caption below his photo reads “Ladies’ man: Trump.” (Courtesy of New York Military Academy)
Former cadets recall the change differently. They say school administrators transferred Trump after a freshman named Lee Ains complained of being hazed by a sergeant under Trump’s command. School officials, those cadets say, were concerned that Trump’s style of delegating leadership responsibilities while spending a lot of time in his room, away from his team, allowed problems to fester.“They felt he wasn’t paying attention to his other officers as closely as he should have,” said Ains, who lives in Connecticut and works in the aerospace industry.
Bill Specht, the cadet who switched places with Trump, recalled an administrator telling him about the hazing incident and saying that “the school has decided that they are going to make a switch.”
The incident, previously unreported, offered an early glimpse into a pattern that would follow Trump through much of his life and has been evident in his rise as a leading Republican presidential candidate. Often the center of controversy, he finds a way to emerge by declaring victory and claiming success, even if the facts are more complicated and some people around him are left with sour feelings.
The commandant who ordered the transfer, Col. Joseph C. Angello, has since died. School officials declined to comment.
Trump often points to his five years at the academy in Cornwall-on-Hudson, about 60 miles from his home town of New York City, as a formative period in his life that helps qualify him to be commander in chief.
Although he received educational and medical deferments from the Vietnam War draft, he has said that the school provided him “more training militarily than a lot of the guys that go into the military.”
“I did very well under the military system,” Trump said in an interview. “I became one of the top guys at the whole school.”
Interviews with cadets who knew him well and a close mentor reveal a more complex picture of Trump’s experience at the school. As a maturing teenager, he began to exhibit some of the traits the world would come to know through his fame as a real estate mogul, reality TV star and White House contender. Even at an academy renowned for imposing strict standards on its cadets, Trump often managed to play by his own rules. He often left campus on weekends and drew the envy of fellow students for his habit of bringing attractive women to the school. He also stirred resentment from some in his orbit.
A half-century later, discussing that time triggers discomfort and some bitterness among Trump’s former classmates.
Ains, for instance, spoke of the episode reluctantly, after months of not returning phone calls, and only through a cracked door when a reporter appeared at his Connecticut home.
Trump, 69, vigorously rejected the accounts of his former classmates’ recollections, lashing out at The Washington Post over the course of three phone interviews for “doing a lousy story.” He attacked his former fellow cadets, calling Ains’s account “fiction” and accusing him of speaking only “to get himself a little bit of publicity.” Regarding Specht, the cadet who replaced him in A Company, Trump said the transfer “was a promotion for me, and it was a demotion for him.”
After an initial interview, Trump called The Post twice to argue his point.
“I was promoted. The word is ‘promoted’ — Mark it down,” Trump said.
‘I liked to test people’
Trump’s military school education began in 1959.He was a 13-year-old with a history of trouble at school, and his father, Fred Trump, a prominent New York real estate developer, sent him to the academy to be straightened out.
“As an adolescent, I was mostly interested in creating mischief,” Donald Trump wrote in “The Art of the Deal.”
“I liked to stir things up, and I liked to test people.”
New York Military Academy was founded in 1889 by Civil War veteran Charles Jefferson Wright. The school boasted of its record whipping rebellious youths into shape. “Courageous and gallant men have passed through these portals,” reads an inscription over the front door where frustrated parents dropped off their defiant sons.
The school was as conservative in both its content and culture. Students were not allowed off campus during the week. On top of such courses as math and English, students tackled military history and learned how to fire rifles and mortars. Girls would not be allowed to attend until more than a decade later.
Theodore Dobias, a World War II veteran and Army colonel who was a training officer at the school, said in an interview that he recalled the young cadet needing time to acclimate to the rigors of academy life.
“At the beginning, he didn’t like the idea of being told what to do, like, ‘Make your bed, shine your shoes, brush your teeth, clean the sink, do your homework’ — all that stuff,” said Dobias, who became a mentor to Trump.
Before Trump’s ascent to the rank of captain during the summer preceding his senior year, Trump was promoted steadily but unremarkably his first four years. During that time, he rose to the rank of supply sergeant while some fellow juniors were already lieutenants. He was quieter and humbler than he is now, some classmates said, and did not brag about his family’s wealth.
“I remember having a conversation with him where he said his dad was a builder, and I said, ‘My dad was a builder, too,’ ” said Jeffrey Pollack, who was in A Company. It wasn’t until several years later that Pollack picked up a news magazine, read about the Trump family fortune and realized what his classmate had meant.
But even within the confines of a military school, there were hints of the brash and boastful persona now known as “The Donald.” Playing baseball, he stood out as a great first baseman, Dobias said.
“Even then, he wanted to be number one,” Dobias said. “He wanted to be noticed. He wanted to be recognized. And he liked compliments.”
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Thanks to his athletic prowess, Dobias said, Trump was a “big shot” on campus. “And you get that by working hard, and he did work hard,” Dobias said.Fellow cadets recalled discussing how Trump carried himself as if he were destined for success, even if they were never sure if it was because of his charisma, his rank, his family’s wealth or some other reason.
“There was some air about him,” recalled Michael Pitkow, “as if he knew he was just there passing time until he went on to something greater.
“He was self-confident and very soft-spoken, believe it or not, at the time,” added Pitkow, who said he overlapped with Trump for one year at the academy. He also noted that Trump, when he commanded A Company, seemed friendlier than other high-ranking students. “Occasionally, he inspected my company. He might have said something like, ‘Your shoes look good.’ He was usually pretty positive, unlike other commanders, who could be very driven by their egos and the power they commanded.”
Philip Beckerman, who played varsity soccer with Trump, remembered his teammate as a “decent guy” with a lot of friends.
“I always liked him,” Beckerman said. “He was very different than he projects himself today. He was down to earth.”
‘Definitely privileged’
Some former classmates said Trump seemed to enjoy luxuries others did not. His higher rank during his senior year allowed him to leave campus on weekends and holidays when other students remained at the school. Trump and several friends went on a chaperoned school trip to Bermuda, some former cadets said.Trump never received favorable treatment, Dobias and the candidate said. Yet some lower-ranking cadets wondered whether Trump’s wealth played a role.
“He was definitely privileged,” said Douglas Reichel, who said he was a year behind Trump and a member of A Company. “That group of people got treated much differently. They got promoted each year.”
Trump often brought young women to the school — although they weren’t allowed as far as his room — earning him the title of “Ladies’ Man” in his senior yearbook.
“They were beautiful, gorgeous women, dressed out of Saks Fifth Avenue,” remembers George White, a former cadet who at the time spelled his last name Witek.
Trump describes his time at the academy as a crucible in which he proved himself and learned to lead.
“I think I was treated very much like everyone else,” he told The Post. “They had a lot of drill sergeants there. Literally, drill sergeants. And they were tough, and it was less politically correct than it is today. They were really rough cookies. You had to learn how to survive, essentially, with some of these guys. I learned discipline — how to dish it out and otherwise.”
Trump’s appointment prior to his senior year as captain, presiding over NYMA’s most prestigious company, surprised some of his fellow cadets, particularly a handful who were ranked higher than him as juniors but suddenly found themselves behind him as seniors.
“He was really an afterthought,” White said. “He didn’t show much as a freshman, sophomore or even a junior, because he would have already been more than a supply sergeant.”
During his short stint as head of A Company, Trump had a hands-off approach to his position, according to five former cadets interviewed by The Post. He would usually head straight from dinner to his room, leaving his officers to inspect the cadets.
In his absence, he would order his officers to keep younger cadets in line, and the atmosphere within A Company quickly became tense. Hazing was an integral part of school culture, and without the firm hand of A Company’s commander, underclassmen felt at risk, cadets said.
“He was a delegator,” said Ains, the former cadet who said he was hazed. “I think he knew a lot of things , but I don’t know how far he dug into it.”
Ains took the rare step of complaining to school administrators about the alleged hazing incident, in which he said a sergeant threw him against a wall. The sergeant was demoted, Ains remembers, and Trump was moved from A Company to the school staff.
White, who as battalion commander was NYMA’s top-ranking cadet and the top member of the staff that Trump was switched to, recalls being shocked when the school commandant called him into his office to announce that Trump would be taking Specht’s spot. The move took place “to get him out of the barracks,” recalled White. “What was I going to say? That was the order.”
Specht, Trump’s replacement, immediately cracked down on hazing in A Company, Ains said. “He would come around to the different rooms at any time and make sure that the students were studying and that they weren’t being interfered with by any older cadets,” Ains said.
Specht said he remembers well the moment the school commandant gave him the news.
“Colonel Angello called me down and said, ‘You’re going to go to A Company, and Donald is taking your position on the staff as a captain,’ ” Specht recalled. Specht said Angello referred to a “hazing incident” in A Company as he explained that “the school has decided that they are going to make a switch.”
The sudden swap was a disappointment for Specht, who had been at or near the top of his class since arriving at NYMA.
“I obviously wasn’t happy about the switch, because it was more work for me,” he said.
Specht, who served in the Navy after graduating from NYMA and is a Trump supporter, said he didn’t want to get into a public spat with the billionaire candidate. His wife, however, took the phone from her husband during an interview to challenge Trump’s account.
“It’s a fact,” Christine Specht said. “I’m Bill’s wife, and he was not demoted.”
Trump told The Post that he never saw any hazing at the school.
“I did a good job, and that’s why I got elevated,” he said. “You don’t get elevated if you partake in hazing.”
Trump, who in 2012 offered $5 million for the release of President Obama’s college transcript and other documents, said he would not give The Post permission to review his records from the military academy.
“I’m not letting you look at anything,” he said. “Why would I let you look at my records? You’re doing a lousy story.”
Dobias, Trump’s mentor, said he had no knowledge of the hazing incident that allegedly took place during Trump’s command. Dobias said he recalled that Trump’s replacement had been brought into A Company to keep a closer watch on cadets.
Moving Trump “was the choice of the commandant, and there must have been a good reason for it,” Dobias said. “I think the guy who took over A Company was a little tougher on the kids than Donald was, so they moved up onto the staff.”
When told during a phone interview last month of Dobias’s comments, Trump called The Post back an hour later with the 89-year-old retired instructor on the line.
“Dobie, let me ask you this,” Trump said, using his mentor’s nickname. “Did I have total control over everybody when I ran the company?”
“Yes, you did,” Dobias answered.
For 20 minutes, Trump pressed his former instructor to back up his account of receiving a “major promotion.”
“Would you tell him officially that the word is ‘promoted’?” Trump told Dobias.
When asked directly about Dobias’s comment that Trump had been switched out of A Company because he wasn’t tough enough on the cadets, Trump shot back: “I guarantee he didn’t say that.”
A moment later, Dobias seemed to strike a middle ground: “Donald Trump wasn’t tough enough on the kids, so he got promoted on the staff.”
Whatever the reason for Trump’s transfer, it ultimately served as a de facto promotion. It was Trump, not Specht, who chaperoned visiting dignitaries around the academy during their senior year. And it was Trump, not Specht, who, just a few days after the transfer, was put in charge of a special drill team for New York City’s Columbus Day parade.
White, the school’s top cadet, recalled being told by the commandant to let Trump lead the school during the event.
“He was singled out as early as October for special treatment,” said White. “They were keeping Trump busy and out of mischief.”
On Oct. 12, a white-gloved Trump led not only NYMA but the entire parade down Fifth Avenue to St. Patrick’s Cathedral, where he was met by Cardinal Francis Spellman.
For Trump, the photos of that day are proof enough that his time at NYMA was nothing but successful.
“I was always good at that school,” he said. “Take a look at the pictures. I’m standing at the head of the whole place.”
Alice Crites contributed to this report.
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Michael E. Miller is The Washington Post’s Sydney bureau chief. He was previously on the local enterprise team. He joined The Washington Post in 2015 and has also reported for the newspaper from Afghanistan and Mexico. Twitter
Thanks for that – He wasn’t as substantially a bigger jerk than I thought he’d be.
A Blackburn Buccaneer, a photo taken of the highest altitude ever reached by one. :)


In France it’s illegal to name a pig Napoleon.
Spiny Norman said:
A Blackburn Buccaneer, a photo taken of the highest altitude ever reached by one. :)
‘fully-blown wing’
Spiny Norman said:
In France it’s illegal to name a pig Napoleon.
Is it illegal to call someone named Napoleon a pig?
Spiny Norman said:
FR: Utilisez le Système International d’Unités ou mourez, foutreurs des meres!
SCIENCE said:
Spiny Norman said:
FR: Utilisez le Système International d’Unités ou mourez, foutreurs des meres!
I see sir you are a patron of the classics
The Rev Dodgson said:
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The Rev Dodgson said:Unfortunately you need an account to read that article.
And since it’s Trump, it’s probably not worth it. ;)
That’s strange, it let me in with no questions asked:
From the moment 17-year-old Donald Trump was named a captain for his senior year at New York Military Academy, he ordered the officers under his command to keep strict discipline. Shoes had to be shined. Beds had to be made. Underclassmen had to spring to attention.
Then, a month into Trump’s tenure in the fall of 1963, came an abrupt change.
The tall, confident senior with a shock of blond hair was removed from that coveted post atop A Company and transferred to a new job on the school staff — another prestigious assignment, but one with no command responsibilities. He moved out of the barracks and into the administration building, swapping jobs with a fellow high-ranking senior who took command of Trump’s old group.
Explanations vary as to what actually happened.
In Trump’s telling, he was elevated as a reward for stellar performance. “I had total control over the cadets,” he said in a recent interview. “That’s why I got a promotion — because I did so good.”
Donald Trump, on the “popularity poll” page of the1964 New York Military Academy yearbook. The caption below his photo reads “Ladies’ man: Trump.” (Courtesy of New York Military Academy)
Former cadets recall the change differently. They say school administrators transferred Trump after a freshman named Lee Ains complained of being hazed by a sergeant under Trump’s command. School officials, those cadets say, were concerned that Trump’s style of delegating leadership responsibilities while spending a lot of time in his room, away from his team, allowed problems to fester.“They felt he wasn’t paying attention to his other officers as closely as he should have,” said Ains, who lives in Connecticut and works in the aerospace industry.
Bill Specht, the cadet who switched places with Trump, recalled an administrator telling him about the hazing incident and saying that “the school has decided that they are going to make a switch.”
The incident, previously unreported, offered an early glimpse into a pattern that would follow Trump through much of his life and has been evident in his rise as a leading Republican presidential candidate. Often the center of controversy, he finds a way to emerge by declaring victory and claiming success, even if the facts are more complicated and some people around him are left with sour feelings.
The commandant who ordered the transfer, Col. Joseph C. Angello, has since died. School officials declined to comment.
Trump often points to his five years at the academy in Cornwall-on-Hudson, about 60 miles from his home town of New York City, as a formative period in his life that helps qualify him to be commander in chief.
Although he received educational and medical deferments from the Vietnam War draft, he has said that the school provided him “more training militarily than a lot of the guys that go into the military.”
“I did very well under the military system,” Trump said in an interview. “I became one of the top guys at the whole school.”
Interviews with cadets who knew him well and a close mentor reveal a more complex picture of Trump’s experience at the school. As a maturing teenager, he began to exhibit some of the traits the world would come to know through his fame as a real estate mogul, reality TV star and White House contender. Even at an academy renowned for imposing strict standards on its cadets, Trump often managed to play by his own rules. He often left campus on weekends and drew the envy of fellow students for his habit of bringing attractive women to the school. He also stirred resentment from some in his orbit.
A half-century later, discussing that time triggers discomfort and some bitterness among Trump’s former classmates.
Ains, for instance, spoke of the episode reluctantly, after months of not returning phone calls, and only through a cracked door when a reporter appeared at his Connecticut home.
Trump, 69, vigorously rejected the accounts of his former classmates’ recollections, lashing out at The Washington Post over the course of three phone interviews for “doing a lousy story.” He attacked his former fellow cadets, calling Ains’s account “fiction” and accusing him of speaking only “to get himself a little bit of publicity.” Regarding Specht, the cadet who replaced him in A Company, Trump said the transfer “was a promotion for me, and it was a demotion for him.”
After an initial interview, Trump called The Post twice to argue his point.
“I was promoted. The word is ‘promoted’ — Mark it down,” Trump said.
‘I liked to test people’
Trump’s military school education began in 1959.He was a 13-year-old with a history of trouble at school, and his father, Fred Trump, a prominent New York real estate developer, sent him to the academy to be straightened out.
“As an adolescent, I was mostly interested in creating mischief,” Donald Trump wrote in “The Art of the Deal.”
“I liked to stir things up, and I liked to test people.”
New York Military Academy was founded in 1889 by Civil War veteran Charles Jefferson Wright. The school boasted of its record whipping rebellious youths into shape. “Courageous and gallant men have passed through these portals,” reads an inscription over the front door where frustrated parents dropped off their defiant sons.
The school was as conservative in both its content and culture. Students were not allowed off campus during the week. On top of such courses as math and English, students tackled military history and learned how to fire rifles and mortars. Girls would not be allowed to attend until more than a decade later.
Theodore Dobias, a World War II veteran and Army colonel who was a training officer at the school, said in an interview that he recalled the young cadet needing time to acclimate to the rigors of academy life.
“At the beginning, he didn’t like the idea of being told what to do, like, ‘Make your bed, shine your shoes, brush your teeth, clean the sink, do your homework’ — all that stuff,” said Dobias, who became a mentor to Trump.
Before Trump’s ascent to the rank of captain during the summer preceding his senior year, Trump was promoted steadily but unremarkably his first four years. During that time, he rose to the rank of supply sergeant while some fellow juniors were already lieutenants. He was quieter and humbler than he is now, some classmates said, and did not brag about his family’s wealth.
“I remember having a conversation with him where he said his dad was a builder, and I said, ‘My dad was a builder, too,’ ” said Jeffrey Pollack, who was in A Company. It wasn’t until several years later that Pollack picked up a news magazine, read about the Trump family fortune and realized what his classmate had meant.
But even within the confines of a military school, there were hints of the brash and boastful persona now known as “The Donald.” Playing baseball, he stood out as a great first baseman, Dobias said.
“Even then, he wanted to be number one,” Dobias said. “He wanted to be noticed. He wanted to be recognized. And he liked compliments.”
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Thanks to his athletic prowess, Dobias said, Trump was a “big shot” on campus. “And you get that by working hard, and he did work hard,” Dobias said.Fellow cadets recalled discussing how Trump carried himself as if he were destined for success, even if they were never sure if it was because of his charisma, his rank, his family’s wealth or some other reason.
“There was some air about him,” recalled Michael Pitkow, “as if he knew he was just there passing time until he went on to something greater.
“He was self-confident and very soft-spoken, believe it or not, at the time,” added Pitkow, who said he overlapped with Trump for one year at the academy. He also noted that Trump, when he commanded A Company, seemed friendlier than other high-ranking students. “Occasionally, he inspected my company. He might have said something like, ‘Your shoes look good.’ He was usually pretty positive, unlike other commanders, who could be very driven by their egos and the power they commanded.”
Philip Beckerman, who played varsity soccer with Trump, remembered his teammate as a “decent guy” with a lot of friends.
“I always liked him,” Beckerman said. “He was very different than he projects himself today. He was down to earth.”
‘Definitely privileged’
Some former classmates said Trump seemed to enjoy luxuries others did not. His higher rank during his senior year allowed him to leave campus on weekends and holidays when other students remained at the school. Trump and several friends went on a chaperoned school trip to Bermuda, some former cadets said.Trump never received favorable treatment, Dobias and the candidate said. Yet some lower-ranking cadets wondered whether Trump’s wealth played a role.
“He was definitely privileged,” said Douglas Reichel, who said he was a year behind Trump and a member of A Company. “That group of people got treated much differently. They got promoted each year.”
Trump often brought young women to the school — although they weren’t allowed as far as his room — earning him the title of “Ladies’ Man” in his senior yearbook.
“They were beautiful, gorgeous women, dressed out of Saks Fifth Avenue,” remembers George White, a former cadet who at the time spelled his last name Witek.
Trump describes his time at the academy as a crucible in which he proved himself and learned to lead.
“I think I was treated very much like everyone else,” he told The Post. “They had a lot of drill sergeants there. Literally, drill sergeants. And they were tough, and it was less politically correct than it is today. They were really rough cookies. You had to learn how to survive, essentially, with some of these guys. I learned discipline — how to dish it out and otherwise.”
Trump’s appointment prior to his senior year as captain, presiding over NYMA’s most prestigious company, surprised some of his fellow cadets, particularly a handful who were ranked higher than him as juniors but suddenly found themselves behind him as seniors.
“He was really an afterthought,” White said. “He didn’t show much as a freshman, sophomore or even a junior, because he would have already been more than a supply sergeant.”
During his short stint as head of A Company, Trump had a hands-off approach to his position, according to five former cadets interviewed by The Post. He would usually head straight from dinner to his room, leaving his officers to inspect the cadets.
In his absence, he would order his officers to keep younger cadets in line, and the atmosphere within A Company quickly became tense. Hazing was an integral part of school culture, and without the firm hand of A Company’s commander, underclassmen felt at risk, cadets said.
“He was a delegator,” said Ains, the former cadet who said he was hazed. “I think he knew a lot of things , but I don’t know how far he dug into it.”
Ains took the rare step of complaining to school administrators about the alleged hazing incident, in which he said a sergeant threw him against a wall. The sergeant was demoted, Ains remembers, and Trump was moved from A Company to the school staff.
White, who as battalion commander was NYMA’s top-ranking cadet and the top member of the staff that Trump was switched to, recalls being shocked when the school commandant called him into his office to announce that Trump would be taking Specht’s spot. The move took place “to get him out of the barracks,” recalled White. “What was I going to say? That was the order.”
Specht, Trump’s replacement, immediately cracked down on hazing in A Company, Ains said. “He would come around to the different rooms at any time and make sure that the students were studying and that they weren’t being interfered with by any older cadets,” Ains said.
Specht said he remembers well the moment the school commandant gave him the news.
“Colonel Angello called me down and said, ‘You’re going to go to A Company, and Donald is taking your position on the staff as a captain,’ ” Specht recalled. Specht said Angello referred to a “hazing incident” in A Company as he explained that “the school has decided that they are going to make a switch.”
The sudden swap was a disappointment for Specht, who had been at or near the top of his class since arriving at NYMA.
“I obviously wasn’t happy about the switch, because it was more work for me,” he said.
Specht, who served in the Navy after graduating from NYMA and is a Trump supporter, said he didn’t want to get into a public spat with the billionaire candidate. His wife, however, took the phone from her husband during an interview to challenge Trump’s account.
“It’s a fact,” Christine Specht said. “I’m Bill’s wife, and he was not demoted.”
Trump told The Post that he never saw any hazing at the school.
“I did a good job, and that’s why I got elevated,” he said. “You don’t get elevated if you partake in hazing.”
Trump, who in 2012 offered $5 million for the release of President Obama’s college transcript and other documents, said he would not give The Post permission to review his records from the military academy.
“I’m not letting you look at anything,” he said. “Why would I let you look at my records? You’re doing a lousy story.”
Dobias, Trump’s mentor, said he had no knowledge of the hazing incident that allegedly took place during Trump’s command. Dobias said he recalled that Trump’s replacement had been brought into A Company to keep a closer watch on cadets.
Moving Trump “was the choice of the commandant, and there must have been a good reason for it,” Dobias said. “I think the guy who took over A Company was a little tougher on the kids than Donald was, so they moved up onto the staff.”
When told during a phone interview last month of Dobias’s comments, Trump called The Post back an hour later with the 89-year-old retired instructor on the line.
“Dobie, let me ask you this,” Trump said, using his mentor’s nickname. “Did I have total control over everybody when I ran the company?”
“Yes, you did,” Dobias answered.
For 20 minutes, Trump pressed his former instructor to back up his account of receiving a “major promotion.”
“Would you tell him officially that the word is ‘promoted’?” Trump told Dobias.
When asked directly about Dobias’s comment that Trump had been switched out of A Company because he wasn’t tough enough on the cadets, Trump shot back: “I guarantee he didn’t say that.”
A moment later, Dobias seemed to strike a middle ground: “Donald Trump wasn’t tough enough on the kids, so he got promoted on the staff.”
Whatever the reason for Trump’s transfer, it ultimately served as a de facto promotion. It was Trump, not Specht, who chaperoned visiting dignitaries around the academy during their senior year. And it was Trump, not Specht, who, just a few days after the transfer, was put in charge of a special drill team for New York City’s Columbus Day parade.
White, the school’s top cadet, recalled being told by the commandant to let Trump lead the school during the event.
“He was singled out as early as October for special treatment,” said White. “They were keeping Trump busy and out of mischief.”
On Oct. 12, a white-gloved Trump led not only NYMA but the entire parade down Fifth Avenue to St. Patrick’s Cathedral, where he was met by Cardinal Francis Spellman.
For Trump, the photos of that day are proof enough that his time at NYMA was nothing but successful.
“I was always good at that school,” he said. “Take a look at the pictures. I’m standing at the head of the whole place.”
Alice Crites contributed to this report.
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Michael E. Miller is The Washington Post’s Sydney bureau chief. He was previously on the local enterprise team. He joined The Washington Post in 2015 and has also reported for the newspaper from Afghanistan and Mexico. Twitter
Describes a psychopath.
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
Spiny Norman said:
FR: Utilisez le Système International d’Unités ou mourez, foutreurs des meres!
I see sir you are a patron of the classics
Some Things Are Simply Ageless
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/mWeFrJPFiqjGAgwD/?mibextid=fEtaSU
Boris’s dreamgirl
Hello kitty kitty, Saw style.
Spiny Norman said:
A Blackburn Buccaneer, a photo taken of the highest altitude ever reached by one. :)
So they didn’t get much lift?
dv said:
SCIENCE said:Spiny Norman said:
FR: Utilisez le Système International d’Unités ou mourez, foutreurs des meres!
I see sir you are a patron of the classics
Ha!
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Back in my bookstore days I encountered this, especially when I was working in the children’s department.
I made a little laminated card which I’d carry in my lanyard tag, and I would whip it out to consult when parents would just say “middle school”.



Halloween costume ideas

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Halloween costume ideas
:)

No, Wernher, i’m afraid it won’t.
🦅 Animal #91 🦟
I figured it out in 13 guesses!
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🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 6.4
https://metazooa.com #metazooa
Fuck
dv said:
🦅 Animal #91 🦟
I figured it out in 13 guesses!
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 6.4https://metazooa.com #metazooa
Fuck
🐳 Animal #91 🐸
I figured it out in 10 guesses!
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🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 8.4
https://metazooa.com #metazooa

I … don’t get this slogan
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I … don’t get this slogan
I think it’s put yourself first.


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I … don’t get this slogan
Have you had cancer?
dv said:
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I … don’t get this slogan
Could be simple logic. You’re not going to get cancer unless you first exist.
Bubblecar said:
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I … don’t get this slogan
Could be simple logic. You’re not going to get cancer unless you first exist.
Ah…that was where i put a foot wrong. I came into existence.
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
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I … don’t get this slogan
Could be simple logic. You’re not going to get cancer unless you first exist.
Ah…that was where i put a foot wrong. I came into existence.
How’s your treatment going?
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:Could be simple logic. You’re not going to get cancer unless you first exist.
Ah…that was where i put a foot wrong. I came into existence.
How’s your treatment going?
I get some gold ‘seeds’ inserted next month, which will provide reference points for the radiation machine to target the relevant area quite precisely.
A few weeks for everything to settle after that, and then a course of hypofractionated radiotherapy; five doses over about 10 days.
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:Ah…that was where i put a foot wrong. I came into existence.
How’s your treatment going?
I get some gold ‘seeds’ inserted next month, which will provide reference points for the radiation machine to target the relevant area quite precisely.
A few weeks for everything to settle after that, and then a course of hypofractionated radiotherapy; five doses over about 10 days.
Do you know what the radiation is? A friend had radiotherapy on her breasts and said they’d told her it was α- radiation, which is electrons (she made a full recovery, without mastectomy.)
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:Ah…that was where i put a foot wrong. I came into existence.
How’s your treatment going?
I get some gold ‘seeds’ inserted next month, which will provide reference points for the radiation machine to target the relevant area quite precisely.
A few weeks for everything to settle after that, and then a course of hypofractionated radiotherapy; five doses over about 10 days.
That sounds efficient, hope it all goes well.
btm said:
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:How’s your treatment going?
I get some gold ‘seeds’ inserted next month, which will provide reference points for the radiation machine to target the relevant area quite precisely.
A few weeks for everything to settle after that, and then a course of hypofractionated radiotherapy; five doses over about 10 days.
Do you know what the radiation is? A friend had radiotherapy on her breasts and said they’d told her it was α- radiation, which is electrons (she made a full recovery, without mastectomy.)
Can’t say that i do. And a Google around doesn’t disclose anything about it. An interesting question to ask at the next opportunity.
captain_spalding said:
btm said:
captain_spalding said:
I get some gold ‘seeds’ inserted next month, which will provide reference points for the radiation machine to target the relevant area quite precisely.
A few weeks for everything to settle after that, and then a course of hypofractionated radiotherapy; five doses over about 10 days.
Do you know what the radiation is? A friend had radiotherapy on her breasts and said they’d told her it was α- radiation, which is electrons (she made a full recovery, without mastectomy.)
Can’t say that i do. And a Google around doesn’t disclose anything about it. An interesting question to ask at the next opportunity.
Radiation machine to target using electrons which are alpha, fuck us WTF¿
ABC News:

“Back in the witness box on Monday, Mr Bankman-Fried said he believed his Alameda Research hedge fund had enough assets to cover an $8 billion debt to the cryptocurrency exchange up until days before both collapsed.
He said he was surprised, but not alarmed, upon learning in October 2022 that Alameda had borrowed $8 billion from deposits that FTX customers sent to the exchange.
“If it were far larger, I would have been calling a crisis,” Mr Bankman-Fried said in response to questions from his defence lawyer, Mark Cohen.”
“If it were far larger…”
Oh, it’s only $8 billion. I was worried for a moment there, i thought you were talking about serious money.
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
btm said:
Do you know what the radiation is? A friend had radiotherapy on her breasts and said they’d told her it was α- radiation, which is electrons (she made a full recovery, without mastectomy.)
Can’t say that i do. And a Google around doesn’t disclose anything about it. An interesting question to ask at the next opportunity.
Radiation machine to target using electrons which are alpha, fuck us WTF¿
I promise that i won’t turn into Nick Adams.
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
btm said:
Do you know what the radiation is? A friend had radiotherapy on her breasts and said they’d told her it was α- radiation, which is electrons (she made a full recovery, without mastectomy.)
Can’t say that i do. And a Google around doesn’t disclose anything about it. An interesting question to ask at the next opportunity.
Radiation machine to target using electrons which are alpha, fuck us WTF¿
<looks embarrassed> Thanks, SCIENCE; not α, β-. α radiation is 4He nuclei.
ABC News:

“As he left with Mr Muston, Mr Wrench reiterated his client had no history with Nazi groups.
“He’s not a Nazi,” he said.
“He has no swastikas, it did not form part of the protest, and more importantly he has no uniforms, either before or after this.”“
I bet his bookshelves at home would be revealing.
I have nothing against people having books that other people find ‘offensive’. At one time, i had a copy of Mein Kampf, copies of the Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital, and the Satanic Verses, and a biography of Robert Menzies, sitting practically side-by-side on my shelves.
But, i bet that Mr Muston has more than one book on a particular political and social ideology.
Don’t be surprised to see any, or all, of those three mugs in the crowd at right-wing events in the future.

sarahs mum said:
LOLOL (True or not.)
“You are creating nothing but division and disunity by coming here without a comprehensive description of how your trick will unfold”

Spiny Norman said:
“You are creating nothing but division and disunity by coming here without a comprehensive description of how your trick will unfold”
I hope the kids around here don’t take it into their heads to start trick-or-treating with no warning, and knock on my door to find I have no treats.
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
“You are creating nothing but division and disunity by coming here without a comprehensive description of how your trick will unfold”
I hope the kids around here don’t take it into their heads to start trick-or-treating with no warning, and knock on my door to find I have no treats.
Our house is some distance from the street and we have a good fence & electric gate keep everyone out.
We don’t do that Halloween nonsense anyway.
Spiny Norman said:
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
“You are creating nothing but division and disunity by coming here without a comprehensive description of how your trick will unfold”
I hope the kids around here don’t take it into their heads to start trick-or-treating with no warning, and knock on my door to find I have no treats.
Our house is some distance from the street and we have a good fence & electric gate keep everyone out.
We don’t do that Halloween nonsense anyway.
Same here.
dv said:
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I … don’t get this slogan
The patient is more important than the cancer.
kii said:
dv said:
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I … don’t get this slogan
The patient is more important than the cancer.
Seems like a false dichotomy
Spiny Norman said:
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
“You are creating nothing but division and disunity by coming here without a comprehensive description of how your trick will unfold”
I hope the kids around here don’t take it into their heads to start trick-or-treating with no warning, and knock on my door to find I have no treats.
Our house is some distance from the street and we have a good fence & electric gate keep everyone out.
We don’t do that Halloween nonsense anyway.
We will be out at archery. If we are home we tend to let the dogs into the front yard. Kids won’t come in with a loose bouncy Boxer around. Anyway, as far as I know it’s not a thing here.

sarahs mum said:
:)


Boris said:
No one told me it was Halloween today. Two young girls were rattling my cage expecting free gifts. I said Never trust a Greek bearing gifts but they didn’t unnerstan.
So I gave them a handful each of fresh picked mulberries.
Told them to get their dads to ask me for a tree.
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
No one told me it was Halloween today. Two young girls were rattling my cage expecting free gifts. I said Never trust a Greek bearing gifts but they didn’t unnerstan.
So I gave them a handful each of fresh picked mulberries.
Told them to get their dads to ask me for a tree.
it is a great time of the year to give away pumpkin seedlings.
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
No one told me it was Halloween today. Two young girls were rattling my cage expecting free gifts. I said Never trust a Greek bearing gifts but they didn’t unnerstan.
So I gave them a handful each of fresh picked mulberries.
Told them to get their dads to ask me for a tree.
it is a great time of the year to give away pumpkin seedlings.
True. ‘specially if it had a picture of a halloween pumpkin.
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
No one told me it was Halloween today. Two young girls were rattling my cage expecting free gifts. I said Never trust a Greek bearing gifts but they didn’t unnerstan.
So I gave them a handful each of fresh picked mulberries.
Told them to get their dads to ask me for a tree.
it is a great time of the year to give away pumpkin seedlings.
They were happily munching mulberries when I said, “better than lollies?” and they said “yes and healthier too”.
Boris said:
It’s unlikely to be a true story, but it’s otherwise believable.

Spiny Norman said:
Boris said:
It’s unlikely to be a true story, but it’s otherwise believable.
Quite believable- actually, I would be surprised if it was still anywhere near that high these days…
Spiny Norman said:
Boris said:
It’s unlikely to be a true story, but it’s otherwise believable.
Seemed pretty plausible to me, but snopes rates it as:
FALSE.
Still, we shouldn’t go around just accepting what snopes says.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Boris said:
It’s unlikely to be a true story, but it’s otherwise believable.
Seemed pretty plausible to me, but snopes rates it as:
FALSE.
Still, we shouldn’t go around just accepting what snopes says.
what number do you need to be considered a “stable genius”?
boppa said:
Spiny Norman said:
Boris said:
It’s unlikely to be a true story, but it’s otherwise believable.
Quite believable- actually, I would be surprised if it was still anywhere near that high these days…
Yeah, someone with an IQ of 73 would be smarter than 3.6% of the population.
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:
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I … don’t get this slogan
The patient is more important than the cancer.
Seems like a false dichotomy
It’s a simplified and snappy statement to explain that doctors see you as a human and not a science experiment.
kii said:
dv said:
kii said:The patient is more important than the cancer.
Seems like a false dichotomy
It’s a simplified and snappy statement to explain that doctors see you as a human and not a science experiment.
(Shrugs) I hope that any medical doctors I have focus solely on the medical science. I don’t want them distracted by my emotional state. That’s a different department.
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:Seems like a false dichotomy
It’s a simplified and snappy statement to explain that doctors see you as a human and not a science experiment.
(Shrugs) I hope that any medical doctors I have focus solely on the medical science. I don’t want them distracted by my emotional state. That’s a different department.
I wouldn’t call it distraction.
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:It’s unlikely to be a true story, but it’s otherwise believable.
Seemed pretty plausible to me, but snopes rates it as:
FALSE.
Still, we shouldn’t go around just accepting what snopes says.
what number do you need to be considered a “stable genius”?
Stable number 13.
kii said:
dv said:
kii said:
It’s a simplified and snappy statement to explain that doctors see you as a human and not a science experiment.
(Shrugs) I hope that any medical doctors I have focus solely on the medical science. I don’t want them distracted by my emotional state. That’s a different department.
I wouldn’t call it distraction.
All Humans Are SCIENCE Experiments
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:Seems like a false dichotomy
It’s a simplified and snappy statement to explain that doctors see you as a human and not a science experiment.
(Shrugs) I hope that any medical doctors I have focus solely on the medical science. I don’t want them distracted by my emotional state. That’s a different department.
anecdote alert. I take clients to get zapped at a cancer place in Bunbury. They all say how caring and considerate the staff are. They also say how efficient they are. I sit outside and the turnover is extraordinary.

Boris said:
dv said:
kii said:It’s a simplified and snappy statement to explain that doctors see you as a human and not a science experiment.
(Shrugs) I hope that any medical doctors I have focus solely on the medical science. I don’t want them distracted by my emotional state. That’s a different department.
anecdote alert. I take clients to get zapped at a cancer place in Bunbury. They all say how caring and considerate the staff are. They also say how efficient they are. I sit outside and the turnover is extraordinary.
Noted.

Spiny Norman said:
LOL



solidarity
Boris said:
LOLOLOLOL
I knew a woman at Walgett who ironed her underwear in case she was in an accident…
Michael V said:
Boris said:
LOLOLOLOL
I knew a woman at Walgett who ironed her underwear in case she was in an accident…
Oh maybe it was just some nappy thing, had an accident, oops, now wearing dirty underwear.
Anyway we suppose the solution is just to wear no underwear at all, make sure it’s trimmed neatly every day and then no worries whenever you need emergency services.
Until you realise that in a serious accident your sphincter control is likely to fail regardless…
Boris said:
LOL
Michael V said:
Boris said:
LOL
Just covering all his bases.
Michael V said:
Boris said:
LOL
That’s one messed up dude.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
LOL
Just covering all his bases.
all your base R us.

dv said:
I’scream.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
LOL
Just covering all his bases.


Boris said:
of course there are a few interpretations of this meme.
1) he hasn’t a clue
2) he fully supports socialism. Make america great again hat + socialist T. So MAGA by socialism.
3) He fully supports capitalism. MAGA hat. Buys T-shirt. Works in a fast food outlet.
Boris said:
Boris said:
of course there are a few interpretations of this meme.
1) he hasn’t a clue
2) he fully supports socialism. Make america great again hat + socialist T. So MAGA by socialism.
3) He fully supports capitalism. MAGA hat. Buys T-shirt. Works in a fast food outlet.
I’m going with #1


dv said:
and distilled alcohols
Cymek said:
fair
dv said:
Well it does contain tannin.

Cymek said:
Too busy dodging cars to watch the lights.
ABC News:
Comes under the ‘stupid games/stupid prizes’ heading:

captain_spalding said:
ABC News:Comes under the ‘stupid games/stupid prizes’ heading:
Probably a tik-tok video of it somewhere.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Comes under the ‘stupid games/stupid prizes’ heading:
Linguistics question, when should one use PSGWSP and when should one use FAFO¿
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Comes under the ‘stupid games/stupid prizes’ heading:
Linguistics question, when should one use PSGWSP and when should one use FAFO¿
Better never.

dv said:
It is said that slave traders licked the face of captured Africans to test the salt content of the potential slave, so biometrics, why not¿

dv said:
“…avid skier, having skied across U.S., Europe…”
Now, that is impressive.
Skiing right across the US would be pretty difficult, whether it’s east-west, or north-south. No matter what time of year, you’re bound to run short of snow somewhere along the line, and as for Hawaii! well, you’re up against it there! Some snow up on top of Kiluea, maybe but otherwise…
kii said:
If you’re happy to drive around in a van that looks rusty and shitty, why not just buy a rusty and shitty van?
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
If you’re happy to drive around in a van that looks rusty and shitty, why not just buy a rusty and shitty van?
I can’t drive.
kii said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
If you’re happy to drive around in a van that looks rusty and shitty, why not just buy a rusty and shitty van?
I can’t drive.
Have Jeeves chauffeur you around.
dv said:
kii said:
captain_spalding said:If you’re happy to drive around in a van that looks rusty and shitty, why not just buy a rusty and shitty van?
I can’t drive.
Have Jeeves chauffeur you around.
He’s dead.
kii said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
If you’re happy to drive around in a van that looks rusty and shitty, why not just buy a rusty and shitty van?
I can’t drive.
You’re in a most advantageous position.
Any car that you buy is of the same value to you.
Rusty, shitty, 20-year old junker that doesn’t even run, or new $600,000 Mercedes-Benz Maybach, they’re of equal use to you.
You have the widest range of options.
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
captain_spalding said:If you’re happy to drive around in a van that looks rusty and shitty, why not just buy a rusty and shitty van?
I can’t drive.
You’re in a most advantageous position.
Any car that you buy is of the same value to you.
Rusty, shitty, 20-year old junker that doesn’t even run, or new $600,000 Mercedes-Benz Maybach, they’re of equal use to you.
You have the widest range of options.
Lolol…one more thing to get rid of.
kii said:
Clever. If it was in NSW, they’d have to take the camouflage off to drive it on the road.

Cymek said:
That made me try to rememebr the vaseline on the door handles joke but nah, I can’t recall it well enough to tell.

roughbarked said:
Cymek said:
That made me try to rememebr the vaseline on the door handles joke but nah, I can’t recall it well enough to tell.
Oh we thought that when you painted those door handles with aqueous ammonia and then sprinkled iodine over them it was all just for disinfection¿

fsm said:
He’s pressing the knocker as if it were a doorbell.
fsm said:
Unsurprisingly, converted to ASCII, it says ‘LTW’.
fsm said:
He’s got a long peter pointer.
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
He’s got a long peter pointer.
You need a long one to encourage knockers to make a bell sound.
Jeez, what a catch.
(FFS …..)

Spiny Norman said:
Jeez, what a catch.
(FFS …..)
IDGI
Spiny Norman said:
Jeez, what a catch.
(FFS …..)
I wonder what he’s a doctor of?
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Jeez, what a catch.
(FFS …..)
I wonder what he’s a doctor of?
I’d say something to do with bible studies. Private fundie colleges all over the USA.
Spiny Norman said:
Jeez, what a catch.
(FFS …..)
Who’s he think he’s kidding?
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Jeez, what a catch.
(FFS …..)
I wonder what he’s a doctor of?
Little Billy’s.
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:
Jeez, what a catch.
(FFS …..)
IDGI
What don’t you understand?


dv said:
Okay.
kii said:
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:
Jeez, what a catch.
(FFS …..)
IDGI
What don’t you understand?
I think he is having a lend. I looked at his facebook page.
Boris said:
kii said:
party_pants said:
IDGI
What don’t you understand?
I think he is having a lend. I looked at his facebook page.
¿ wife for loan too ?
these yanks
Boris said:
kii said:
party_pants said:IDGI
What don’t you understand?
I think he is having a lend. I looked at his facebook page.
So what is different about his facebook page?

roughbarked said:
Boris said:
kii said:What don’t you understand?
I think he is having a lend. I looked at his facebook page.
So what is different about his facebook page?
nothing.
Boris said:
NO Royal We?
Boris said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:I think he is having a lend. I looked at his facebook page.
So what is different about his facebook page?
nothing.
I see.
ABC News:

Now he’s Sam Bankman-Fried-Fraud.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Now he’s Sam Bankman-Fried-Fraud.
:)
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
NO Royal We?
Sheesh as dv has many times said, just specify the scope of the “we” with we(b1, b2, b3) as we(1,0,0) do.
Boris said:
lol
Peak Warming Man said:
Boris said:
lol
trans and SCIENCE must be rolling in their graves

Someone shared this on FB. It’s probably too subtle for some of you.
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
NO Royal We?
Sheesh as dv has many times said, just specify the scope of the “we” with we(b1, b2, b3) as we(1,0,0) do.
lol
trans and SCIENCE must be rolling in their graves
Fortunately We(1,0,0) Have Been The Most Specific Users Of We(b1, b2, b3) In This Forum, Indeed, Possibly The World ¡
dv said:
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Someone shared this on FB. It’s probably too subtle for some of you.
Yes, I daresay there are some here who don’t see the point of that.
Indeed, I have observational evidence to support this hypothesis.
dv said:
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Someone shared this on FB. It’s probably too subtle for some of you.
The person who put the b in subtle deserves some sort of award.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Someone shared this on FB. It’s probably too subtle for some of you.
Yes, I daresay there are some here who don’t see the point of that.
Indeed, I have observational evidence to support this hypothesis.

dv said:
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Someone shared this on FB. It’s probably too subtle for some of you.
Something to do with Palestine?
kii said:
dv said:
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Someone shared this on FB. It’s probably too subtle for some of you.
Something to do with Palestine?
I don’t actually know
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Boris said:
lol
trans and SCIENCE must be rolling in their graves
I wondered if anyone would get the connection.
Boris said:
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
lol
trans and SCIENCE must be rolling in their graves
I wondered if anyone would get the connection.
troll
SCIENCE said:
Boris said:
dv said:
trans and SCIENCE must be rolling in their graves
I wondered if anyone would get the connection.
troll
It’s my calling.
ABC News:

Eric Trump, most of the time:

Eric Trump, under oath, in court:

captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Eric Trump, most of the time:
Eric Trump, under oath, in court:
lol
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Eric Trump, most of the time:
Eric Trump, under oath, in court:
Ha!
Boris said:
SCIENCE said:
Boris said:
I wondered if anyone would get the connection.
troll
It’s my calling.
Must be dork hour out there or something, just went out to the shops and there were all these others looking just like us simply wandering around driveways along the route, and then at the supermarket something like 20 jokers were lined up waiting to get into the self service stand area, while there was 1 about to finish on the attended conveyor belt, we suppressed our social ineptitude act and went up for immediate service and left quick, avoiding uncomfortable glances from the still queueing weirdos, strange times.
SCIENCE said:
Boris said:
SCIENCE said:
troll
It’s my calling.
Must be dork hour out there or something, just went out to the shops and there were all these others looking just like us simply wandering around driveways along the route, and then at the supermarket something like 20 jokers were lined up waiting to get into the self service stand area, while there was 1 about to finish on the attended conveyor belt, we suppressed our social ineptitude act and went up for immediate service and left quick, avoiding uncomfortable glances from the still queueing weirdos, strange times.
Our Woollies often only has one or two checkouts open these days, but it is still often faster to use the checkout than the self serve (which rarely has a queue). Mostly because the people on the checkout are practised at doing their job.
SCIENCE said:
Boris said:
SCIENCE said:
troll
It’s my calling.
Must be dork hour out there or something, just went out to the shops and there were all these others looking just like us simply wandering around driveways along the route, and then at the supermarket something like 20 jokers were lined up waiting to get into the self service stand area, while there was 1 about to finish on the attended conveyor belt, we suppressed our social ineptitude act and went up for immediate service and left quick, avoiding uncomfortable glances from the still queueing weirdos, strange times.
Yes, the served area is often quicker than the serve your self area.
I twiged to that a while back, not every time mind you.
buffy said:
SCIENCE said:Boris said:
It’s my calling.
Must be dork hour out there or something, just went out to the shops and there were all these others looking just like us simply wandering around driveways along the route, and then at the supermarket something like 20 jokers were lined up waiting to get into the self service stand area, while there was 1 about to finish on the attended conveyor belt, we suppressed our social ineptitude act and went up for immediate service and left quick, avoiding uncomfortable glances from the still queueing weirdos, strange times.
Our Woollies often only has one or two checkouts open these days, but it is still often faster to use the checkout than the self serve (which rarely has a queue). Mostly because the people on the checkout are practised at doing their job.
And have them struggle to fit 3 bags worth of groceries into 7 because they’ve got weak wrists?
Witty Rejoinder said:
buffy said:
SCIENCE said:
Must be dork hour out there or something, just went out to the shops and there were all these others looking just like us simply wandering around driveways along the route, and then at the supermarket something like 20 jokers were lined up waiting to get into the self service stand area, while there was 1 about to finish on the attended conveyor belt, we suppressed our social ineptitude act and went up for immediate service and left quick, avoiding uncomfortable glances from the still queueing weirdos, strange times.
Our Woollies often only has one or two checkouts open these days, but it is still often faster to use the checkout than the self serve (which rarely has a queue). Mostly because the people on the checkout are practised at doing their job.
And have them struggle to fit 3 bags worth of groceries into 7 because they’ve got weak wrists?
In fairness our urbanised density here means the attendants usually deal with families or family sized purchases with like 400 items so generally speaking the self serve is walk in, tag, walk out, sorry we haven’t filmed it as evidence but yousr métrage will vary we suppose.

dv said:
This might actually represent an improvement in diet for some Americans.
Witty Rejoinder said:
buffy said:
SCIENCE said:Must be dork hour out there or something, just went out to the shops and there were all these others looking just like us simply wandering around driveways along the route, and then at the supermarket something like 20 jokers were lined up waiting to get into the self service stand area, while there was 1 about to finish on the attended conveyor belt, we suppressed our social ineptitude act and went up for immediate service and left quick, avoiding uncomfortable glances from the still queueing weirdos, strange times.
Our Woollies often only has one or two checkouts open these days, but it is still often faster to use the checkout than the self serve (which rarely has a queue). Mostly because the people on the checkout are practised at doing their job.
And have them struggle to fit 3 bags worth of groceries into 7 because they’ve got weak wrists?
I want everything in one bag – and I don’t want the bag to be heavy.
poikilotherm said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
buffy said:Our Woollies often only has one or two checkouts open these days, but it is still often faster to use the checkout than the self serve (which rarely has a queue). Mostly because the people on the checkout are practised at doing their job.
And have them struggle to fit 3 bags worth of groceries into 7 because they’ve got weak wrists?
I want everything in one bag – and I don’t want the bag to be heavy.
You’re just looking for some excuse to berate them with that thing about ‘the customer is always right’.


An offering from my Texas sister (the child educator)

fsm said:
LOL.
buffy said:
An offering from my Texas sister (the child educator)
Heh.
AI is definitely going to kill us all the first chance it gets.


















Spiny Norman said:
Ha
dv said:
Spiny Norman said:
Ha
“Get your hand off my deathcap!”
Spiny Norman said:
AI is definitely going to kill us all the first chance it gets.
It’s going to kill that guy first. The rest of us get a chance to run for cover.


dv said:
Does sound similar we suppose.
The campaign ended on 6 October with Germany and the Soviet Union dividing and annexing the whole
So here’s a seal throwing an octopus at a kayaker.
Spiny Norman said:
So here’s a seal throwing an octopus at a kayaker.
Hahahahaha.


fsm said:
subtlety


dv said:
Pity about the cooling appliances we suppose.
People are saying it’s to minimise heat losses but (shrugs) even a conventional oven has a window
dv said:
People are saying it’s to minimise heat losses but (shrugs) even a conventional oven has a window
It’s so that your wife can’t see your chevys carburetor in there.
dv said:
People are saying it’s to minimise heat losses but (shrugs) even a conventional oven has a window
People say a whole heap of crap but tbh we reckon it’s just because it’s not been the done thing and degenerate conformity pressure is stronger than neutron degeneracy pressure.


SCIENCE said:
:)
SCIENCE said:
Hydrogen would be better. add a slow burning fuse so they burned and crashed. plus don’t waste helium.
SCIENCE said:
:)
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:
:)
When people are lifted up in the Rapture, i presume that they expect to die, as they’ll cark it when the oxygen gets too thin as they get nearer to space?
Boris said:
SCIENCE said:
Hydrogen would be better. add a slow burning fuse so they burned and crashed. plus don’t waste helium.
All salient points.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:
:)
When people are lifted up in the Rapture, i presume that they expect to die, as they’ll cark it when the oxygen gets too thin as they get nearer to space?
Have faith. God has a plan. I don’t know what it is, but She has a plan, nonetheless.
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said::)
When people are lifted up in the Rapture, i presume that they expect to die, as they’ll cark it when the oxygen gets too thin as they get nearer to space?
Have faith. God has a plan. I don’t know what it is, but She has a plan, nonetheless.
She’s gonna spank all our bottoms soundly and put us to bed without any dinner.

fsm said:
Bar-steward!
fsm said:
Why has he got that look on his face?

fsm said:
Good one.
:)

sarahs mum said:
Ha!
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Ha!
And conveniently “disappears” the last Ice Age.

fsm said:
The button to the right of it anchors your feet to the floor, and causes bacon to fall into your lap from a large vent in the overhead lining of the car.
Things were tough during the Depression.
Sometimes you’d go for weeks, with only cigarettes for companionship and advice.

captain_spalding said:
Things were tough during the Depression.Sometimes you’d go for weeks, with only cigarettes for companionship and advice.
In my late teens I had a German boyfriend who smoked Lucky Strikes.
captain_spalding said:
fsm said:
The button to the right of it anchors your feet to the floor, and
causes bacon to fall into your lap fromactivates emergency fart extractor in a large vent in the overhead lining of the car.
fixed
fsm said:
Yes. Being a citizen of a warm climate I can tell him the meaning of it.

dv said:
who is that fat bastard?
dv said:
One of my fellow former booksellers just posted this for me on fb. It’s a LOLOLOL.

kii said:
dv said:
One of my fellow former booksellers just posted this for me on fb. It’s a LOLOLOL.
I think long hair would better suit him.
Tau.Neutrino said:
kii said:
dv said:
One of my fellow former booksellers just posted this for me on fb. It’s a LOLOLOL.
I think long hair would better suit him.
He looks great as Punk Jong Un
party_pants said:
fsm said:
Yes. Being a citizen of a warm climate I can tell him the meaning of it.
So actually “if you have an accident in the car, you can…“¿

Witty Rejoinder said:
That’s Right, Israelis Gazans Ukrainians British Should Be Bawling Their Eyes Out Instead Of Talking To Allies About Aid¡
dv said:
LOLOLOLOL

Spiny Norman said:
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Good answer.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Tamb said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
There are no cave men now so they didn’t survive either.
There’s one right there¡

Tamb said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
There are no cave men now so they didn’t survive either.
Still quite a few people living in caves in Turkey.
And elsewhere, I’m sure.
Spiny Norman said:
That really is a stupid anti atheist argument
The Rev Dodgson said:
Tamb said:
Michael V said::)
There are no cave men now so they didn’t survive either.Still quite a few people living in caves in Turkey.
And elsewhere, I’m sure.
The term “caveman” has its taxonomic equivalent in the now-obsolete binomial classification of Homo troglodytes (Linnaeus, 1758
Wait is he the dinosaur or the caveman?


fsm said:
LOLOLOL



dv said:
LOLOL
dv said:
There’s nothing you can’t do in Excel :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
There’s nothing you can’t do in Excel :)
Can it tell you if excel will terminate on any given input¿

fsm said:
LOL
No houses for them…


fsm said:
Might have been a deliberate mistake to encourage children to think critically.
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Might have been a deliberate mistake to encourage children to think critically.
Andor practise their shopping¡
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Might have been a deliberate mistake to encourage children to think critically.
One of them is a plantain
dv said:
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Might have been a deliberate mistake to encourage children to think critically.
One of them is a plantain
So beyond elementary arithmetic it’s a lesson in set theory and subsets¡

A Boeing 777 engine sitting next to a Boeing 737.

Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Might have been a deliberate mistake to encourage children to think critically.
They have to work out which of the six things depicted is not actually banana.


sarahs mum said:
LOL
sarahs mum said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
The Man WIth The Failed Marketing Career may be an Israeli secret weapon.
A week or two of him making a nuisance of himself, and Hamas people will be lining up for suicide vests, and not bothering with target destinations.

Boris said:
:)
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said:
The Man WIth The Failed Marketing Career may be an Israeli secret weapon.
A week or two of him making a nuisance of himself, and Hamas people will be lining up for suicide vests, and not bothering with target destinations.
Can’t he just weld their tunnel doors shut¿


Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 1 Across. A simple source of citrus fruit, 1, 5, 4.
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson.
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Conservative pays ex-wife maintenance. 7, 5.
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alimony…alimony Tory, my dear Watson.
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Never cease to astound me.
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Southern California style. 1, 2, 8.
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A la Monterrey, my dear Watson.
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Really good, holmes.
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 4 Down. Burglar’s entrance
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alarm entry, my dear Watson
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: That’s rather poor, isn’t it, Holmes? Right. One to go. A cowardly fish with a sting in its tail.
Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson
Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Brilliant, Holmes



Kingy said:
Spiny Norman said:
fsm said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
kii said:
dv said:
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One of my fellow former booksellers just posted this for me on fb. It’s a LOLOLOL.
I think long hair would better suit him.
He looks great as Punk Jong Un
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Seems plenty of playback these days, we suppose it’s good for people to share a sense of humour.
dv said:
I’m pretty sure that’s not actually the Eurythmics.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
I’m pretty sure that’s not actually the Eurythmics.
But they’d still be old and in the way by this day?
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
I’m pretty sure that’s not actually the Eurythmics.
I think you’re getting the hang of memes

kii said:
They’d sleep on the deck as well and prevent any landings or take offs

LOLWTF

kii said:
Good one
https://youtube.com/shorts/dYXjt5-gVwQ?si=LmrvdmcgwIzTwok7

dv said:
:)
If anyone ever says to you anything like, oh, the 1970s weren’t THAT bad, just show them this:

captain_spalding said:
If anyone ever says to you anything like, oh, the 1970s weren’t THAT bad, just show them this:
I like.
sarahs mum said:
captain_spalding said:
If anyone ever says to you anything like, oh, the 1970s weren’t THAT bad, just show them this:
I like.
That material would be OK for a pinafore. Not so sure about pants…

buffy said:
sarahs mum said:
captain_spalding said:
If anyone ever says to you anything like, oh, the 1970s weren’t THAT bad, just show them this:
I like.
That material would be OK for a pinafore. Not so sure about pants…
sarahs mum said:
buffy said:
sarahs mum said:I like.
That material would be OK for a pinafore. Not so sure about pants…
I’m good. I wish I still had the figure that could pull off high waisted jeans.
I had some plaid flares some time in the mid ’70s, but not as bulky looking as those. I remember they ended up with bicycle stains.




dv said:
ISO 8601 Compliance Would Solve This Foolishness
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
ISO 8601 Compliance Would Solve This Foolishness
I’ve been living with the US stuff since 2007. I still have to stop and think about the reversal of day/month every single time.


would have been better without the bottom line.
Boris said:
would have been better without the bottom line.
Is that the Flavor Aid rebrand¿




dv said:
How dare language be descriptive¿


Cymek said:


Have to give her an A+ for effort trying to get that interview.







dv said:
There still appears to be no stop mechanism.
How Animals Eat Their Food.
dv said:
The trolley is likely to be derailed by the first lot, so just stand back.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
The trolley is likely to be derailed by the first lot, so just stand back.


Faker


dv said:
Mind you they were also very musical.



dv said:
Useful to country gentlemen, explorer and seaman early last century.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Useful to country gentlemen, explorer and seaman early last century.
I mean if you pulled one of those out your pocket and consulted it knowingly you’d impress the chaps riding the hounds.
The bloke on the left ‘I dunno, i just woke up this morning and i had a bear’s head for an arse. Don’t ask me.’.

captain_spalding said:
The bloke on the left ‘I dunno, i just woke up this morning and i had a bear’s head for an arse. Don’t ask me.’.
what kind of recreational drugs were available to those monks?
captain_spalding said:
The bloke on the left ‘I dunno, i just woke up this morning and i had a bear’s head for an arse. Don’t ask me.’.
Mixing his drinks inadvisably.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Mind you they were also very musical.

The reason rabbits loom large in those old manuscripts was because many monks kept and bred them for food.
The great frith
Bubblecar said:
The reason rabbits loom large in those old manuscripts was because many monks kept and bred them for food.
Evidence of transference and countertransference right there, or maybe Stockholm-Lima syndrome¡

dv said:
This has to be one of my all time favourite memes.
kii said:
dv said:
This has to be one of my all time favourite memes.
:) It is good.
If they sticky taped som newspaper over it and sprayed it with water, they could get potatoes in the kitchen.
roughbarked said:
kii said:
dv said:
This has to be one of my all time favourite memes.
:) It is good.
If they sticky taped som newspaper over it and sprayed it with water, they could get potatoes in the kitchen.
We mean not every vegetable is specifically evolved as a nutrient store for vegetative reproduction…
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:
This has to be one of my all time favourite memes.
:) It is good.
If they sticky taped som newspaper over it and sprayed it with water, they could get potatoes in the kitchen.
We mean not every vegetable is specifically evolved as a nutrient store for vegetative reproduction…
Who do you think you are kidding?
Let a tomato rot and see how many tomato plants you get.
Do the same with a watermelon.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
:) It is good.
If they sticky taped som newspaper over it and sprayed it with water, they could get potatoes in the kitchen.
We mean not every vegetable is specifically evolved as a nutrient store for vegetative reproduction…
Who do you think you are kidding?
Let a tomato rot and see how many tomato plants you get.
Do the same with a watermelon.
Tomatoes are sex¡
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
We mean not every vegetable is specifically evolved as a nutrient store for vegetative reproduction…
Who do you think you are kidding?
Let a tomato rot and see how many tomato plants you get.
Do the same with a watermelon.
Tomatoes are sex¡
You’ll need to explain that. I mean they say that phones are sex¡ too.
I dunno. I just can’t see it.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Who do you think you are kidding?
Let a tomato rot and see how many tomato plants you get.
Do the same with a watermelon.
Tomatoes are sex¡
You’ll need to explain that. I mean they say that phones are sex¡ too.
I dunno. I just can’t see it.
You’re right we should have admitted that watermelon are sex as well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetative_reproduction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_reproductive_morphology
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:
This has to be one of my all time favourite memes.
:) It is good.
If they sticky taped som newspaper over it and sprayed it with water, they could get potatoes in the kitchen.
We mean not every vegetable is specifically evolved as a nutrient store for vegetative reproduction…
like Senator Tuberville
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Tomatoes are sex¡
You’ll need to explain that. I mean they say that phones are sex¡ too.
I dunno. I just can’t see it.
You’re right we should have admitted that watermelon are sex as well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetative_reproduction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_reproductive_morphology
Are you trying to teach me things that I’ve known for 60 years?
dv said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
:) It is good.
If they sticky taped som newspaper over it and sprayed it with water, they could get potatoes in the kitchen.
We mean not every vegetable is specifically evolved as a nutrient store for vegetative reproduction…
like Senator Tuberville
Now that’s a different definition of vegetable.
dv said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
:) It is good.
If they sticky taped som newspaper over it and sprayed it with water, they could get potatoes in the kitchen.
We mean not every vegetable is specifically evolved as a nutrient store for vegetative reproduction…
like Senator Tuberville
Is he related to Potato Dutton?
roughbarked said:
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
We mean not every vegetable is specifically evolved as a nutrient store for vegetative reproduction…
Who do you think you are kidding?
Let a tomato rot and see how many tomato plants you get.
Do the same with a watermelon.
Tomatoes are sex¡
You’ll need to explain that. I mean they say that phones are sex¡ too.
I dunno. I just can’t see it.
You’re right we should have admitted that watermelon are sex as well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetative_reproduction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_reproductive_morphology
like Senator Tuberville
Now that’s a different definition of vegetable.
As Robert Edmund Cormier would say, aren’t we(1,1,1) all just suckers for the right things¿
kii said:
dv said:
SCIENCE said:We mean not every vegetable is specifically evolved as a nutrient store for vegetative reproduction…
like Senator Tuberville
Is he related to Potato Dutton?
:)
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
You’ll need to explain that. I mean they say that phones are sex¡ too.
I dunno. I just can’t see it.
You’re right we should have admitted that watermelon are sex as well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetative_reproduction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_reproductive_morphology
Are you trying to teach me things that I’ve known for 60 years?

roughbarked said:
kii said:
dv said:
like Senator Tuberville
Is he related to Potato Dutton?
:)

SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:
Is he related to Potato Dutton?
:)
I’m sure Dutton only sees with the one eye.

ABC News:

American TV viewers are going to be seeing an AWFUL LOT of that bridge.
Scriptwriter for the series, Sara Richardson:
“…there are a few instances (of geographical manipulation) which I’m hoping Sydneysiders will forgive us for.”
There’s one location in particular they’ve purposely been vague about naming.
“Anyone who’s been to Clontarf knows that beautiful cafe down on the harbour there.
“And so, we had to cheat the geography a little bit with Pyrmont, which any Sydneysider will know, that’s not quite walking distance,” she laughed.
There’s a lot of Sydney you don’t see in this series such as Auburn in the city’s west or Cabramatta, south-west of the city, both places which would turn up some interesting storylines.

Boris said:
That’s big of them.
Boris said:
Self-referential , recursive map too…
Michael V said:
Boris said:
Self-referential , recursive map too…
They are a strange lot.
Boris said:
I never knew Texas was so big!
Witty Rejoinder said:
Boris said:
I never knew Texas was so big!
That part got me as well, being a New South Welshman.
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Boris said:
I never knew Texas was so big!
That part got me as well, being a New South Welshman.
Australia may be smaller than Texas, but at least its bigger than all of North America.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:I never knew Texas was so big!
That part got me as well, being a New South Welshman.
Australia may be smaller than Texas, but at least its bigger than all of North America.
plus it is hard to believe that the USA is larger than North America.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:I never knew Texas was so big!
That part got me as well, being a New South Welshman.
Australia may be smaller than Texas, but at least its bigger than all of North America.
:) NSW may be marginally smaller than Texas.
Boris said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:That part got me as well, being a New South Welshman.
Australia may be smaller than Texas, but at least its bigger than all of North America.
plus it is hard to believe that the USA is larger than North America.
That was the clincher.
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Australia may be smaller than Texas, but at least its bigger than all of North America.
plus it is hard to believe that the USA is larger than North America.
That was the clincher.
On the other hand, the USA as shown looks to have roughly the same area as the surface of the Earth in comparison to the continents superimposed on it, so maybe this is some actually very clever meta-statement about US Imperialism and geopolitical influence or something.
esselte said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:plus it is hard to believe that the USA is larger than North America.
That was the clincher.
On the other hand, the USA as shown looks to have roughly the same area as the surface of the Earth in comparison to the continents superimposed on it, so maybe this is some actually very clever meta-statement about US Imperialism and geopolitical influence or something.
Yes. That thought crossed my mind but I dismissed it because of the meme comment. They couldn’t be that clever?
roughbarked said:
esselte said:
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
Boris said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
Self-referential , recursive map too…
They are a strange lot.
I never knew Texas was so big!
That part got me as well, being a New South Welshman.
Australia may be smaller than Texas, but at least its bigger than all of North America.
plus it is hard to believe that the USA is larger than North America.
:) NSW may be marginally smaller than Texas.
That was the clincher.
On the other hand, the USA as shown looks to have roughly the same area as the surface of the Earth in comparison to the continents superimposed on it, so maybe this is some actually very clever meta-statement about US Imperialism and geopolitical influence or something.
Yes. That thought crossed my mind but I dismissed it because of the meme comment. They couldn’t be that clever?
We thought it was all Ohio🌎🔫🚀¿

I wonder what the cut off is in years
Boris said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:That part got me as well, being a New South Welshman.
Australia may be smaller than Texas, but at least its bigger than all of North America.
plus it is hard to believe that the USA is larger than North America.
It’s like a TARDIS.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Boris said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Australia may be smaller than Texas, but at least its bigger than all of North America.
plus it is hard to believe that the USA is larger than North America.
It’s like a TARDIS.
Each trailer park is.
Hmmm my autocorrect capitalises TARDIS. The insidious infiltration of big tech by Whovians is well underway.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Hmmm my autocorrect capitalises TARDIS. The insidious infiltration of big tech by Whovians is well underway.
Always easy enough to only turn on autocorrect when you think you may be incorrect.
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Hmmm my autocorrect capitalises TARDIS. The insidious infiltration of big tech by Whovians is well underway.
Always easy enough to only turn on autocorrect when you think you may be incorrect.
Witty Rejoinder said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Hmmm my autocorrect capitalises TARDIS. The insidious infiltration of big tech by Whovians is well underway.
Always easy enough to only turn on autocorrect when you think you may be incorrect.
Who doesn’t like to be corrected when you’ve been a naughty little boy?
I suppose that depends on who’s doing the correction. ;)
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
roughbarked said:Always easy enough to only turn on autocorrect when you think you may be incorrect.
Who doesn’t like to be corrected when you’ve been a naughty little boy?I suppose that depends on who’s doing the correction. ;)
This lady perhaps? 
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Who doesn’t like to be corrected when you’ve been a naughty little boy?
I suppose that depends on who’s doing the correction. ;)
This lady perhaps?
Spare me the lashes.
I am depressed.
The neighbours have just departed for a cruise holiday, and that prompted me to look into what cruise holidays are available in the next couple of years.
There’s plenty, but the ships are appalling.
Enormous slab-sided things of 115,000 -160,000 tons with 3,500 passengers, and all sorts of gimcrack and gee-gaw ‘attractions’ for people who need feel that they’re in some sort of combined mega-hotel and circus.
I yearn for the days of even 10 years ago, when the ships still looked a bit like ships, were of a tolerable size, still had an ounce of style left in their design, and you could actually catch a glimpse of the sea now and then.
Oh, there’s Viking cruises, but the ‘steerage’ tickets are at least $6,000 each on their cheapest trips, so, a bit pricey. And you wonder about the Mr. and Mrs. Buckets you might have to travel with, too.
captain_spalding said:
I am depressed.The neighbours have just departed for a cruise holiday, and that prompted me to look into what cruise holidays are available in the next couple of years.
There’s plenty, but the ships are appalling.
Enormous slab-sided things of 115,000 -160,000 tons with 3,500 passengers, and all sorts of gimcrack and gee-gaw ‘attractions’ for people who need feel that they’re in some sort of combined mega-hotel and circus.
I yearn for the days of even 10 years ago, when the ships still looked a bit like ships, were of a tolerable size, still had an ounce of style left in their design, and you could actually catch a glimpse of the sea now and then.
Oh, there’s Viking cruises, but the ‘steerage’ tickets are at least $6,000 each on their cheapest trips, so, a bit pricey. And you wonder about the Mr. and Mrs. Buckets you might have to travel with, too.
How about a European river cruise?
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
I am depressed.The neighbours have just departed for a cruise holiday, and that prompted me to look into what cruise holidays are available in the next couple of years.
There’s plenty, but the ships are appalling.
Enormous slab-sided things of 115,000 -160,000 tons with 3,500 passengers, and all sorts of gimcrack and gee-gaw ‘attractions’ for people who need feel that they’re in some sort of combined mega-hotel and circus.
I yearn for the days of even 10 years ago, when the ships still looked a bit like ships, were of a tolerable size, still had an ounce of style left in their design, and you could actually catch a glimpse of the sea now and then.
Oh, there’s Viking cruises, but the ‘steerage’ tickets are at least $6,000 each on their cheapest trips, so, a bit pricey. And you wonder about the Mr. and Mrs. Buckets you might have to travel with, too.
How about a European river cruise?
Hmmmm…dunno.
Our neighbours in Bargara went on one, and they said that they found it fabulous at first, but after a while, it was like ‘oh, look, there’s another bloody castle’.
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
I am depressed.The neighbours have just departed for a cruise holiday, and that prompted me to look into what cruise holidays are available in the next couple of years.
There’s plenty, but the ships are appalling.
Enormous slab-sided things of 115,000 -160,000 tons with 3,500 passengers, and all sorts of gimcrack and gee-gaw ‘attractions’ for people who need feel that they’re in some sort of combined mega-hotel and circus.
I yearn for the days of even 10 years ago, when the ships still looked a bit like ships, were of a tolerable size, still had an ounce of style left in their design, and you could actually catch a glimpse of the sea now and then.
Oh, there’s Viking cruises, but the ‘steerage’ tickets are at least $6,000 each on their cheapest trips, so, a bit pricey. And you wonder about the Mr. and Mrs. Buckets you might have to travel with, too.
How about a European river cruise?
Hmmmm…dunno.
Our neighbours in Bargara went on one, and they said that they found it fabulous at first, but after a while, it was like ‘oh, look, there’s another bloody castle’.
Have you watched any of the Grand Canal journeys?
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
I am depressed.The neighbours have just departed for a cruise holiday, and that prompted me to look into what cruise holidays are available in the next couple of years.
There’s plenty, but the ships are appalling.
Enormous slab-sided things of 115,000 -160,000 tons with 3,500 passengers, and all sorts of gimcrack and gee-gaw ‘attractions’ for people who need feel that they’re in some sort of combined mega-hotel and circus.
I yearn for the days of even 10 years ago, when the ships still looked a bit like ships, were of a tolerable size, still had an ounce of style left in their design, and you could actually catch a glimpse of the sea now and then.
Oh, there’s Viking cruises, but the ‘steerage’ tickets are at least $6,000 each on their cheapest trips, so, a bit pricey. And you wonder about the Mr. and Mrs. Buckets you might have to travel with, too.
How about a European river cruise?
Hmmmm…dunno.
Our neighbours in Bargara went on one, and they said that they found it fabulous at first, but after a while, it was like ‘oh, look, there’s another bloody castle’.
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:How about a European river cruise?
Hmmmm…dunno.
Our neighbours in Bargara went on one, and they said that they found it fabulous at first, but after a while, it was like ‘oh, look, there’s another bloody castle’.
Mekong cruise. Not many castles there.
Worth a look.
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:Hmmmm…dunno.
Our neighbours in Bargara went on one, and they said that they found it fabulous at first, but after a while, it was like ‘oh, look, there’s another bloody castle’.
Mekong cruise. Not many castles there.Worth a look.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/F552dVUEoMytBf2W/?mibextid=fEtaSU
Gnight Ralph
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/F552dVUEoMytBf2W/?mibextid=fEtaSUGnight Ralph
It’s funny but fake.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/F552dVUEoMytBf2W/?mibextid=fEtaSUGnight Ralph
It’s funny but fake.
oh well
dv said:
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/F552dVUEoMytBf2W/?mibextid=fEtaSUGnight Ralph
It’s funny but fake.
oh well
It’s real footage of the animals passing the camera but they did so at different times and have been stitched together.


Spiny Norman said:
Damn

fsm said:
That’d be a tad awkward.

Gosh,this brought back some memories (Popular Science 1949):

These became the HelioCourier aeroplanes, and quite remarkable they were/are.
If one was pointed into a 30 mph wind and given a tiny touch of throttle, it would rise VERTICALLY from the ground.
fsm said:
shopped.
captain_spalding said:
Gosh,this brought back some memories (Popular Science 1949):
These became the HelioCourier aeroplanes, and quite remarkable they were/are.
If one was pointed into a 30 mph wind and given a tiny touch of throttle, it would rise VERTICALLY from the ground.
I’d love one to go to the shops. Only problem would be finding enough carpark for a landing.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
Gosh,this brought back some memories (Popular Science 1949):
These became the HelioCourier aeroplanes, and quite remarkable they were/are.
If one was pointed into a 30 mph wind and given a tiny touch of throttle, it would rise VERTICALLY from the ground.
I’d love one to go to the shops. Only problem would be finding enough carpark for a landing.
Plonk it down on the roof, if conditions are right.
ABC News:

Aww…
…still, 95…
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Aww…
…still, 95…
A good long run, well done Frank.
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Aww…
…still, 95…
A good long run, well done Frank.
He and Jim Lovell spent two weeks in space aboard Gemini 7.
This was pretty much equivalent to spending two weeks in the cockpit of an F-111 strike aircraft. Whatever you had to do in those two weeks, you did it in that seat. In a weightless state. No showers.
Anyone here want to volunteer for that?
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Aww…
…still, 95…
A good long run, well done Frank.
He and Jim Lovell spent two weeks in space aboard Gemini 7.
This was pretty much equivalent to spending two weeks in the cockpit of an F-111 strike aircraft. Whatever you had to do in those two weeks, you did it in that seat. In a weightless state. No showers.
Anyone here want to volunteer for that?
I’d smell bad enough after two days without a shower and shitting in my pants
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Aww…
…still, 95…
A good long run, well done Frank.
He and Jim Lovell spent two weeks in space aboard Gemini 7.
This was pretty much equivalent to spending two weeks in the cockpit of an F-111 strike aircraft. Whatever you had to do in those two weeks, you did it in that seat. In a weightless state. No showers.
Anyone here want to volunteer for that?
Sitting in the same seat for two weeks, piloting a space craft without ablutions. Sounds like your stereotypical gamer…
roughbarked said:
I’d smell bad enough after two days without a shower and shitting in my pants
I understand that ‘solid bodily functions’ were performed with the aid of plastic bags.
At the end of two weeks, Borman and Lovell presumably knew each other very well.
Unfortunately, it’s not uncommon for some particles of ‘bodily waste’ to escape into the atmosphere of a spacecraft.
On the full audio of space missions which NASA has released onto the internet, you can hear conversations between astronauts mentioning those particles, and speculating as to ‘who it belongs to’.
roughbarked said:
I’d smell bad enough after two days without a shower and shitting in my pants
I understand that ‘solid bodily functions’ were performed with the aid of plastic bags.
At the end of two weeks, Borman and Lovell presumably knew each other very well.
Unfortunately, it’s not uncommon for some particles of ‘bodily waste’ to escape into the atmosphere of a spacecraft.
On the full audio of space missions which NASA has released onto the internet, you can hear conversations between astronauts mentioning those particles, and speculating as to ‘who it belongs to’.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Aww…
…still, 95…
Ah bugger. Very few of that era of astronauts left.
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Aww…
…still, 95…
Ah bugger. Very few of that era of astronauts left.
damn those van allen belts!!!
JudgeMental said:
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Aww…
…still, 95…
Ah bugger. Very few of that era of astronauts left.
damn those van allen belts!!!

dv said:
JudgeMental said:
Spiny Norman said:Ah bugger. Very few of that era of astronauts left.
damn those van allen belts!!!
Jesus’s wept
Snap of the rugged lunar far side, from Apollo 8.


dv said:
I always answer my phone.

kii said:
Halloween. Deadly.

Spiny Norman said:
:)
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
1/10
μουγκ
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
1/10
μουγκ
If you go to the pi shop in Greece, you can never get anything from them, because there’s always a bit more that they have to add on.
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
:)
1/10
μουγκ
If you go to the pi shop in Greece, you can never get anything from them, because there’s always a bit more that they have to add on.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Cows in Greece with an American accent.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Cows in Greece with an American accent.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Cows in Greece with an American accent.
Very .. slowly .. and .. clearly .. states .. that .. it .. is .. not .. “moo”
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Cows in Greece with an American accent.
Very .. slowly .. and .. clearly .. states .. that .. it .. is .. not .. “moo”
Never has and never will be.
‘Sooie’ is a pig-calling call in northeast England that is now also used in the US Midwest. It derives from Latin sui, meaning pig.


dv said:
She has a point.
dv said:
I agree. Also Black Friday in our bit of the language means Friday the 13th.
Cultural imperialism….
Michael V said:
dv said:
I agree. Also Black Friday in our bit of the language means Friday the 13th.
Cultural imperialism….
Exactly.
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
I agree. Also Black Friday in our bit of the language means Friday the 13th.
Cultural imperialism….
Exactly.
Blame the retail sector?
It is the day after Thanksgiving, which always falls on a Thursday. Many people (except all the poor retail workers of course) take the day off and have an extended long weekend.
Since we don’t do Thanksgiving Holiday here, we shouldn’t do the Friday thing either, since both are just ordinary working days. Just having a seemingly day of sales is a bit out of place without all the other events.

party_pants said:
It is the day after Thanksgiving, which always falls on a Thursday. Many people (except all the poor retail workers of course) take the day off and have an extended long weekend.Since we don’t do Thanksgiving Holiday here, we shouldn’t do the Friday thing either, since both are just ordinary working days. Just having a seemingly day of sales is a bit out of place without all the other events.
Remember when John Winston Howard was trying to get Thanksgiving happening here?
dv said:
party_pants said:
It is the day after Thanksgiving, which always falls on a Thursday. Many people (except all the poor retail workers of course) take the day off and have an extended long weekend.Since we don’t do Thanksgiving Holiday here, we shouldn’t do the Friday thing either, since both are just ordinary working days. Just having a seemingly day of sales is a bit out of place without all the other events.
Remember when John Winston Howard was trying to get Thanksgiving happening here?
Wonder what happened to that. I suppose a few conservative weirdies still observe it.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2004-05-29/thanksgiving-to-restore-christian-values/1983542
dv said:
Remember when John Winston Howard was trying to get Thanksgiving happening here?
No sorry. I don’t remember that.


JudgeMental said:
Well, it, would if he finished the letters ‘i’ in the word.
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
Well, it, would if he finished the letters ‘i’ in the word.
capital I has no tittle.
JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
Well, it, would if he finished the letters ‘i’ in the word.
capital I has no tittle.
True.



Spiny Norman said:
llol




sarahs mum said:
LOL
Not a meme as such, but quite amusing.

fsm said:
Dear-oh-dear.
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Dear-oh-dear.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a boat.”
He holds up the third picture.
“A man and a woman making love at the beach.”
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, “It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex.”
And the man replies, “Well, you’re the one with the dirty pictures.”
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Dear-oh-dear.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a boat.”
He holds up the third picture.
“A man and a woman making love at the beach.”
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, “It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex.”
And the man replies, “Well, you’re the one with the dirty pictures.”
This joke was brought to you by the courtesy of the late and great Dave Allen.
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Dear-oh-dear.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a boat.”
He holds up the third picture.
“A man and a woman making love at the beach.”
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, “It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex.”
And the man replies, “Well, you’re the one with the dirty pictures.”
LOL
ABC News:

My Rodeo ute has a crash avoidance system.
It works like this: if i don’t want to get injured in a crash, then i’d better avoid crashing it.
fsm said:
I require eye bleach. STAT!

fsm said:
bah

JudgeMental said:
On the other hand, the return of ScoMo could be the coup de grâce for the L/NP.
JudgeMental said:
Screams! 😱
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
On the other hand, the return of ScoMo could be the coup de grâce for the L/NP.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Not a meme as such, but quite amusing.
Ha
JudgeMental said:
Return? Does he mean to the leadership? Don’t make me read the article.
dv said:
Spiny Norman said:
Not a meme as such, but quite amusing.Ha
I’ve seen people like that in shopping malls.
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
Return? Does he mean to the leadership? Don’t make me read the article.
to the front bench. not the Bolt article
Sky News Australia host Andrew Bolt has claimed the Coalition must “bring back” former Prime Minister Scott Morrison to the front bench and reshuffle the entire shadow cabinet to defeat Labor at the next federal election.
Bolt suggested it was now possible that Opposition leader Peter Dutton “could actually win” the next election after the Voice to Parliament referendum failure but said the shadow cabinet “needs a reshuffle”.
“I have a left field idea. That reshuffle includes bringing back Scott Morrison,” he said on Tuesday’s episode of the Bolt Report.
“Yes, I hear you laughing. Morrison has been disowned even by his own party since the election loss. Treated like a leper. A scape goat. But people forget he was a very good immigration minister, he was prime minister and won a miracle election. He’s not an idiot. He can run a department.”
Following the Coalition’s 2022 election defeat, Scott Morrison resigned as leader of the Liberal party and returned to the back bench but has recently embarked on two high-profile overseas trips to Israel and Taiwan, where he met with President Tsai Ing-wen.
Bolt praised the former Prime Minister for his visit to Israel, the first trip by any Australian politician to the country since the October 7 attacks by Hamas.
“Seeing all that tells me that Morrison could be a very capable foreign minister, better than the opposition’s current foreign affairs spokesman, Simon Birmingham, who’s made little impression. Too much the bureaucrat.”
In addition to giving Mr Morrison a cabinet position, Bolt suggested Mr Dutton should promote shadow minister for Indigenous Australians Jacinta Price.
“Price should be promoted and made spokesman not just for Indigenous Australians but social security – representing all Australians,” he said.
He also named four current shadow ministers who he believes most voters would struggle to recognise.
“Angie Bell. Heard of her?,” Bolt asked.
“Nola Marino. No? Admittedly just an assistant shadow minister, but still.
“How about Kevin Hogan? Melissa Mcintosh? I won’t go on.”
Queensland MP Angie Bell serves as shadow minister for early childhood education and shadow minister for youth, while Kevin Hogan serves as shadow minister for trade and tourism.
Meanwhile, Nola Marino serves as shadow assistant minister for education and Melissa McIntosh serves as shadow assistant minister for mental health and suicide prevention.
To round out his new cabinet, Bolt suggested promoting “whip smart” Nationals Senator Matt Canavan to a portfolio and bringing back former shadow attorney general Julian Leeser.
“I’d even bring back Julian Leeser, despite him betraying Liberal principles by voting yes to the Voice,” he said.
“What I’m saying is that the Liberals now need to show they can be trusted with government.”
JudgeMental said:
“What I’m saying is that the Liberals now need to show they can be trusted with government.”
I could say something, but i don’t want to mention recidivism too many times in one day.
fsm said:
When have you ever seen a carrot wearing pants?
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Dear-oh-dear.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a boat.”
He holds up the third picture.
“A man and a woman making love at the beach.”
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, “It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex.”
And the man replies, “Well, you’re the one with the dirty pictures.”
You can tell a joke. :)
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:Michael V said:
Dear-oh-dear.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a boat.”
He holds up the third picture.
“A man and a woman making love at the beach.”
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, “It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex.”
And the man replies, “Well, you’re the one with the dirty pictures.”
This joke was brought to you by the courtesy of the late and great Dave Allen.
I knew that SCIENCE didn’t write it.
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Screams! 😱
Just imagine… Since when have we had a PM who could run the country from Hawaii with five or six ministries under his belt?
roughbarked said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Screams! 😱
Just imagine… Since when have we had a PM who could run the country from Hawaii with five or six ministries under his belt?
I think it is one sign the country has really shifted. Time was when we would have red poppied him proper and he would be socially toast.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a boat.”
He holds up the third picture.
“A man and a woman making love at the beach.”
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, “It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex.”
And the man replies, “Well, you’re the one with the dirty pictures.”
This joke was brought to you by the courtesy of the late and great Dave Allen.
I knew that SCIENCE didn’t write it.
To be honest we thought it was common knowledge but the version we remember had a vertical line and a horizontal line and two lines.
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:Screams! 😱
Just imagine… Since when have we had a PM who could run the country from Hawaii with five or six ministries under his belt?
I think it is one sign the country has really shifted. Time was when we would have red poppied him proper and he would be socially toast.
That is surely worth the stray thought.
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
Return? Does he mean to the leadership? Don’t make me read the article.
to the front bench. not the Bolt article
Sky News Australia host Andrew Bolt has claimed the Coalition must “bring back” former Prime Minister Scott Morrison to the front bench and reshuffle the entire shadow cabinet to defeat Labor at the next federal election.
Bolt suggested it was now possible that Opposition leader Peter Dutton “could actually win” the next election after the Voice to Parliament referendum failure but said the shadow cabinet “needs a reshuffle”.
“I have a left field idea. That reshuffle includes bringing back Scott Morrison,” he said on Tuesday’s episode of the Bolt Report.
“Yes, I hear you laughing. Morrison has been disowned even by his own party since the election loss. Treated like a leper. A scape goat. But people forget he was a very good immigration minister, he was prime minister and won a miracle election. He’s not an idiot. He can run a department.”
Following the Coalition’s 2022 election defeat, Scott Morrison resigned as leader of the Liberal party and returned to the back bench but has recently embarked on two high-profile overseas trips to Israel and Taiwan, where he met with President Tsai Ing-wen.
Bolt praised the former Prime Minister for his visit to Israel, the first trip by any Australian politician to the country since the October 7 attacks by Hamas.
“Seeing all that tells me that Morrison could be a very capable foreign minister, better than the opposition’s current foreign affairs spokesman, Simon Birmingham, who’s made little impression. Too much the bureaucrat.”
In addition to giving Mr Morrison a cabinet position, Bolt suggested Mr Dutton should promote shadow minister for Indigenous Australians Jacinta Price.
“Price should be promoted and made spokesman not just for Indigenous Australians but social security – representing all Australians,” he said.
He also named four current shadow ministers who he believes most voters would struggle to recognise.
“Angie Bell. Heard of her?,” Bolt asked.
“Nola Marino. No? Admittedly just an assistant shadow minister, but still.
“How about Kevin Hogan? Melissa Mcintosh? I won’t go on.”
Queensland MP Angie Bell serves as shadow minister for early childhood education and shadow minister for youth, while Kevin Hogan serves as shadow minister for trade and tourism.
Meanwhile, Nola Marino serves as shadow assistant minister for education and Melissa McIntosh serves as shadow assistant minister for mental health and suicide prevention.
To round out his new cabinet, Bolt suggested promoting “whip smart” Nationals Senator Matt Canavan to a portfolio and bringing back former shadow attorney general Julian Leeser.
“I’d even bring back Julian Leeser, despite him betraying Liberal principles by voting yes to the Voice,” he said.
“What I’m saying is that the Liberals now need to show they can be trusted with government.”
The last comment is the clincher. But how the hell can they come back from here?
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:“What I’m saying is that the Liberals now need to show they can be trusted with government.”
I could say something, but i don’t want to mention recidivism too many times in one day.
:)
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
This joke was brought to you by the courtesy of the late and great Dave Allen.
I knew that SCIENCE didn’t write it.
To be honest we thought it was common knowledge but the version we remember had a vertical line and a horizontal line and two lines.
:)
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:Screams! 😱
Just imagine… Since when have we had a PM who could run the country from Hawaii with five or six ministries under his belt?
I think it is one sign the country has really shifted. Time was when we would have red poppied him proper and he would be socially toast.
You mean killed him in Flanders?
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:“What I’m saying is that the Liberals now need to show they can be trusted with government.”
I could say something, but i don’t want to mention recidivism too many times in one day.
:)
For real though, the extent to which the Libs have moved since Turnbull is saddening. I think the Coalition just needs to get in the bin. We do need multiple parties so we can just have the ALP as the staid party of management (which they basically are anyway), the Greens trying to push and pull things to the left as the main opposition party, and the Teals in between.
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:Just imagine… Since when have we had a PM who could run the country from Hawaii with five or six ministries under his belt?
I think it is one sign the country has really shifted. Time was when we would have red poppied him proper and he would be socially toast.
You mean killed him in Flanders?
right. I wrote red poppied instead of tall poppied. So yeah. let’s send him over the wall or whatever.
dv said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:I could say something, but i don’t want to mention recidivism too many times in one day.
:)
For real though, the extent to which the Libs have moved since Turnbull is saddening. I think the Coalition just needs to get in the bin. We do need multiple parties so we can just have the ALP as the staid party of management (which they basically are anyway), the Greens trying to push and pull things to the left as the main opposition party, and the Teals in between.
The Nationals need to get out of the coalition for their own sake.
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
sarahs mum said:I think it is one sign the country has really shifted. Time was when we would have red poppied him proper and he would be socially toast.
You mean killed him in Flanders?
right. I wrote red poppied instead of tall poppied. So yeah. let’s send him over the wall or whatever.
I grokked your intent and left it alone without comment.
dv said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:I could say something, but i don’t want to mention recidivism too many times in one day.
:)
For real though, the extent to which the Libs have moved since Turnbull is saddening. I think the Coalition just needs to get in the bin. We do need multiple parties so we can just have the ALP as the staid party of management (which they basically are anyway), the Greens trying to push and pull things to the left as the main opposition party, and the Teals in between.
The Coalition has provided good stable government for the for yonks in Australia, they give labor a trial run from time to time but they usually show their true socialist colours and turfedout on their ear.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
roughbarked said::)
For real though, the extent to which the Libs have moved since Turnbull is saddening. I think the Coalition just needs to get in the bin. We do need multiple parties so we can just have the ALP as the staid party of management (which they basically are anyway), the Greens trying to push and pull things to the left as the main opposition party, and the Teals in between.
The Coalition has provided good stable government for the for yonks in Australia, they give labor a trial run from time to time but they usually show their true socialist colours and turfedout on their ear.
Good one!
Wise words.

fsm said:
Ha!
Now this I can try at home. :)
ABC News:

I think that the people of NSW need to ask some pertinent questions.
Like, ‘who are you, and what have you done with the real NSW govt and SES?’.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
I think that the people of NSW need to ask some pertinent questions.
Like, ‘who are you, and what have you done with the real NSW govt and SES?’.
When you want something done, put a woman in charge…
ruby said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
I think that the people of NSW need to ask some pertinent questions.
Like, ‘who are you, and what have you done with the real NSW govt and SES?’.
When you want something done, put a woman in charge…
Wise words.
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
I think that the people of NSW need to ask some pertinent questions.
Like, ‘who are you, and what have you done with the real NSW govt and SES?’.
When you want something done, put a woman in charge…
Wise words.
Paying attention to recommendations from an inquiry, actually acting on those recommendations, and providing the recommended equipment to areas where it’s most likely to be needed, and providing it in a prompt and timely way…
This is no way to run a government in Australia.


dv said:
That’s a stretch.
Kingy said:
dv said:
lol
<—— Meme thread
Proof that civilisation hasn’t progressed in 2000 years, and more importantly, they were probably memeing back then too.


sarahs mum said:
Better spend more time on it then.
ABC News:

Whatever the telcos present is almost certainly going to be lies.
In 2021, i worked alongside a lady whose husband is in the military, specialising in cyber security.
There was some security breach at a telco, and i remarked on how, if the telcos couldn’t fend off such attacks, what hope did the average person have?
She said that she’d said much the same to her husband, and he just snorted and said that the telcos don’t even try to prevent attacks, their cybersecurity is just a paper facade.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Whatever the telcos present is almost certainly going to be lies.
In 2021, i worked alongside a lady whose husband is in the military, specialising in cyber security.
There was some security breach at a telco, and i remarked on how, if the telcos couldn’t fend off such attacks, what hope did the average person have?
She said that she’d said much the same to her husband, and he just snorted and said that the telcos don’t even try to prevent attacks, their cybersecurity is just a paper facade.
why would hackers go after individuals computers? Sure some do to implement a DDOS attack. but that is different to hacking into a companies servers. most people don’t have servers or anything a hacker wants. I would also imaging a companies/military cyber security would be pretty good otherwise they would never be in business because they were always being hacked.
ruby said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
I think that the people of NSW need to ask some pertinent questions.
Like, ‘who are you, and what have you done with the real NSW govt and SES?’.
When you want something done, put a woman in charge…
Absolutely!
JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Whatever the telcos present is almost certainly going to be lies.
In 2021, i worked alongside a lady whose husband is in the military, specialising in cyber security.
There was some security breach at a telco, and i remarked on how, if the telcos couldn’t fend off such attacks, what hope did the average person have?
She said that she’d said much the same to her husband, and he just snorted and said that the telcos don’t even try to prevent attacks, their cybersecurity is just a paper facade.
why would hackers go after individuals computers? Sure some do to implement a DDOS attack. but that is different to hacking into a companies servers. most people don’t have servers or anything a hacker wants. I would also imaging a companies/military cyber security would be pretty good otherwise they would never be in business because they were always being hacked.
They sell our data to scammers.
JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Whatever the telcos present is almost certainly going to be lies.
In 2021, i worked alongside a lady whose husband is in the military, specialising in cyber security.
There was some security breach at a telco, and i remarked on how, if the telcos couldn’t fend off such attacks, what hope did the average person have?
She said that she’d said much the same to her husband, and he just snorted and said that the telcos don’t even try to prevent attacks, their cybersecurity is just a paper facade.
why would hackers go after individuals computers? Sure some do to implement a DDOS attack. but that is different to hacking into a companies servers. most people don’t have servers or anything a hacker wants. I would also imaging a companies/military cyber security would be pretty good otherwise they would never be in business because they were always being hacked.
I was thinking of ransomware attacks, that sort of thing.
And, i understand from the same source, that companies, government departments, and defence computers are constantly under attack. Like, thousands of attacks per hour. As the lady put it, according to him, the war with China started a long time ago.
I still think that the latest Optus failure was the company’s fault, and not security breach at all, given that, in the immediate aftermath, they stated that they’d been trying to implement some updates to their systems. Quite possibly, they’d discarded their change management people among the 600 people they sacked recently, and there was no-one to review the planned upgrades with en eye to potential impacts or back-out plans.
I worked for two years in Westpac’s network change management, and i can tell you, if you don’t have someone to examine those sorts of things, there’s a whole lot that can go wrong.
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Whatever the telcos present is almost certainly going to be lies.
In 2021, i worked alongside a lady whose husband is in the military, specialising in cyber security.
There was some security breach at a telco, and i remarked on how, if the telcos couldn’t fend off such attacks, what hope did the average person have?
She said that she’d said much the same to her husband, and he just snorted and said that the telcos don’t even try to prevent attacks, their cybersecurity is just a paper facade.
why would hackers go after individuals computers? Sure some do to implement a DDOS attack. but that is different to hacking into a companies servers. most people don’t have servers or anything a hacker wants. I would also imaging a companies/military cyber security would be pretty good otherwise they would never be in business because they were always being hacked.
I was thinking of ransomware attacks, that sort of thing.
And, i understand from the same source, that companies, government departments, and defence computers are constantly under attack. Like, thousands of attacks per hour. As the lady put it, according to him, the war with China started a long time ago.
I still think that the latest Optus failure was the company’s fault, and not security breach at all, given that, in the immediate aftermath, they stated that they’d been trying to implement some updates to their systems. Quite possibly, they’d discarded their change management people among the 600 people they sacked recently, and there was no-one to review the planned upgrades with en eye to potential impacts or back-out plans.
I worked for two years in Westpac’s network change management, and i can tell you, if you don’t have someone to examine those sorts of things, there’s a whole lot that can go wrong.
My son used to be Optus’ systems and networks administrator. He also monitored all the worker’s computers.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:why would hackers go after individuals computers? Sure some do to implement a DDOS attack. but that is different to hacking into a companies servers. most people don’t have servers or anything a hacker wants. I would also imaging a companies/military cyber security would be pretty good otherwise they would never be in business because they were always being hacked.
I was thinking of ransomware attacks, that sort of thing.
And, i understand from the same source, that companies, government departments, and defence computers are constantly under attack. Like, thousands of attacks per hour. As the lady put it, according to him, the war with China started a long time ago.
I still think that the latest Optus failure was the company’s fault, and not security breach at all, given that, in the immediate aftermath, they stated that they’d been trying to implement some updates to their systems. Quite possibly, they’d discarded their change management people among the 600 people they sacked recently, and there was no-one to review the planned upgrades with en eye to potential impacts or back-out plans.
I worked for two years in Westpac’s network change management, and i can tell you, if you don’t have someone to examine those sorts of things, there’s a whole lot that can go wrong.
My son used to be Optus’ systems and networks administrator. He also monitored all the worker’s computers.
Well, he’d know best of all of us about what may or may not have happened in their most recent troubles. I’d be interested in his comments.
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Whatever the telcos present is almost certainly going to be lies.
In 2021, i worked alongside a lady whose husband is in the military, specialising in cyber security.
There was some security breach at a telco, and i remarked on how, if the telcos couldn’t fend off such attacks, what hope did the average person have?
She said that she’d said much the same to her husband, and he just snorted and said that the telcos don’t even try to prevent attacks, their cybersecurity is just a paper facade.
why would hackers go after individuals computers? Sure some do to implement a DDOS attack. but that is different to hacking into a companies servers. most people don’t have servers or anything a hacker wants. I would also imaging a companies/military cyber security would be pretty good otherwise they would never be in business because they were always being hacked.
I was thinking of ransomware attacks, that sort of thing.
And, i understand from the same source, that companies, government departments, and defence computers are constantly under attack. Like, thousands of attacks per hour. As the lady put it, according to him, the war with China started a long time ago.
I still think that the latest Optus failure was the company’s fault, and not security breach at all, given that, in the immediate aftermath, they stated that they’d been trying to implement some updates to their systems. Quite possibly, they’d discarded their change management people among the 600 people they sacked recently, and there was no-one to review the planned upgrades with en eye to potential impacts or back-out plans.
I worked for two years in Westpac’s network change management, and i can tell you, if you don’t have someone to examine those sorts of things, there’s a whole lot that can go wrong.
I agree about the Optus thing.
roughbarked said:
people who actually hack into companies databases are making far more and therefore worthwhile. also the company hackers are after more important info, they aren’t scammers as such but id thieves. and blackmail.
JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Whatever the telcos present is almost certainly going to be lies.
In 2021, i worked alongside a lady whose husband is in the military, specialising in cyber security.
There was some security breach at a telco, and i remarked on how, if the telcos couldn’t fend off such attacks, what hope did the average person have?
She said that she’d said much the same to her husband, and he just snorted and said that the telcos don’t even try to prevent attacks, their cybersecurity is just a paper facade.
why would hackers go after individuals computers? Sure some do to implement a DDOS attack. but that is different to hacking into a companies servers. most people don’t have servers or anything a hacker wants. I would also imaging a companies/military cyber security would be pretty good otherwise they would never be in business because they were always being hacked.
They sell our data to scammers.
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:people who actually hack into companies databases are making far more and therefore worthwhile. also the company hackers are after more important info, they aren’t scammers as such but id thieves. and blackmail.
JudgeMental said:why would hackers go after individuals computers? Sure some do to implement a DDOS attack. but that is different to hacking into a companies servers. most people don’t have servers or anything a hacker wants. I would also imaging a companies/military cyber security would be pretty good otherwise they would never be in business because they were always being hacked.
They sell our data to scammers.
Yes.
this particular Optus outage was not a hack. they, or someone who also has access, sent some wrong instructions out.
I’ve been to the shops and now I’m relaxing with a sausage roll.
Peak Warming Man said:
I’ve been to the shops and now I’m relaxing with a sausage roll.
Was it a long way?
JudgeMental said:
this particular Optus outage was not a hack. they, or someone who also has access, sent some wrong instructions out.
So it was a social engineering hack.
Michael V said:
ruby said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
I think that the people of NSW need to ask some pertinent questions.
Like, ‘who are you, and what have you done with the real NSW govt and SES?’.
When you want something done, put a woman in charge…
Absolutely!
Does it still work if they were born male¿
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:
I’ve been to the shops and now I’m relaxing with a sausage roll.
Was it a long way?
ISWYDT



dv said:
Maybe but surely the transform could apply to myco- in general so it doesn’t reach that higher level.
fsm said:
Heh!


Kingy said:
Facts
ABC News:

I haven’t looked into it in any detail, but i wonder if they’ve considered the possibility that it might be a shit movie?
ABC News:

I haven’t looked into it in any detail, but i wonder if they’ve considered the possibility that it might be a shit movie?
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
I haven’t looked into it in any detail, but i wonder if they’ve considered the possibility that it might be a shit movie?
Wow
“Will the Commander be joining us this morning?”
“No, he accidentally drank some invisible ink last night.”
“Where is he now?”
“He’s still in sick bay, waiting to be seen.”
Heh, the last second of this video amuses me.
Spiny Norman said:
Heh, the last second of this video amuses me.
Well done.
ABC News:

Seems that it’s not OK, Boomers.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Seems that it’s not OK, Boomers.
How can they flunk their next big test.
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Seems that it’s not OK, Boomers.
How can they flunk their next big test.
It’s a rather pessimistic attitude to take into the game, isn’t it?

Ian said:
Honestly… it’s completely on-brand. He loves dictators regardless of the flavour.
dv said:
Ian said:
Honestly… it’s completely on-brand. He loves dictators regardless of the flavour.
Does It Taste Like Sackler Purdue ¿
SCIENCE said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Ian said:
Honestly… it’s completely on-brand. He loves dictators regardless of the flavour.
Does It Taste Like Sackler Purdue ¿
More proof that Assad is scum:
…
Opinion Assad’s drug empire is funding Iranian-backed militias and fueling Hamas
By Josh Rogin
ColumnistNovember 13, 2023 at 7:00 a.m. EST
After the Oct. 7 terrorist attack in Israel, several Hamas militants were reportedly found to be high on the illegal drug Captagon, which surely fueled their murderous rampage. But the drug’s threat is greater than just the boost it gives terrorists. The Captagon trade has become a key tool of influence for the Syrian regime and a massive source of income for the Iranian-backed militias now attacking U.S. troops.
The highly addictive methlike drug Captagon typically comes in small white pills exported by the millions across the Middle East and beyond. Its manufacturing is directly linked to the Syrian armed forces and the family of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad. In addition to being a dictator, war criminal and mass murderer, Assad can now add the title of drug kingpin to his résumé. Exporting these drugs worldwide earns him several billion dollars a year. To get Captagon, named after a former brand of fenethylline, into Europe, the Syrian regime built a distribution network that includes cooperation with Lebanese Hezbollah and the Italian mafia.
What’s worse, the Captagon scourge has Arab gulf states so rattled, they are speedily normalizing relations with Assad in hope he will cut off export to their countries. So far, Assad has used that leverage while only expanding these exports. And the middle men who transfer the drugs to gulf states are the same Iranian-backed militias that have attacked U.S. troops in Iraq and Syria dozens of times since the Israel-Gaza war began. These attacks on U.S. bases by armed drones and missiles have injured at least 56 American troops, according to the Pentagon.
“This is just a continuation of drugs fueling terror,” Rep. French Hill (R-Ark.), a member of the House Foreign Affairs Committee, told me. “Captagon is supporting terrorism financially, providing the money to expand the reach of terrorists and also fueling the terrorists themselves to go out and commit brutal atrocities like we witnessed in Israel.”
Israeli officials have repeatedly confiscated large Captagon shipments heading into Gaza. Iranian- supported militias operating in Syria and Iraq play a key role, because they control Syria’s borders with Iraq and Jordan. They are using the profits from reselling the drugs to purchase weapons and expand their territory. Assad’s cut helps keep him in power and insulates him from international sanctions.
A report last year by the New Lines Institute stated that the Syrian regime exploits the weaknesses in governance in several countries, especially in North Africa and Southern Europe, by partnering with all sorts of non-state actors and criminal organizations. “The trade’s role as a revenue source for state and non-state actors such as the Syrian government, Hezbollah, and state-affiliated militias has fueled malign activities that have exacerbated insecurity, encouraged corruption, and empowered authoritarian behaviors,” the report said.
In March, the United States and Britain issued coordinated sanctions on some Syrian and Lebanese figures at the top of the Captagon trade, including two of Assad’s cousins. Then, in June, the State Department issued a report that said Syrian regime elements were working with figures connected to Lebanese Hezbollah to produce Captagon. The State Department’s strategy to counter Captagon is limited mostly to tackling the criminal distribution network outside Syria.
There’s a lot more that can and should be done. This week, the House Foreign Affairs Committee unanimously approved a bipartisan bill called the Illicit Captagon Trafficking Suppression Act, which Hill co-sponsored with Florida Democrat Jared Moskowitz. The legislation would authorize expanded sanctions against anyone complicit in the international Captagon trade and specifically calls out several additional Syrian regime officials.
Hill has long been calling for more U.S. coordination with regional countries on the Captagon problem. He has raised the issue with governments in Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Israel and Turkey. The Biden administration should devote more intelligence, law enforcement and diplomatic resources to prevent Iran, Syria and militias from raking in billions from the illegal Captagon trade, he told me.
“We want to cut off that money,” Hill said. He said enacting the legislation would send “a diplomatic signal that the United States stands ready to press the Assad regime to accomplish one of the Arab states’ goals, which is to eliminate its trafficking in their region.”
The Assad regime has now morphed into more of a mafia organization than a government — and the international community should treat it like one. Unless Syria is stopped from using trafficking to finance and fuel regional violence, the plagues of both drugs and terrorism will only worsen.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/11/13/captagon-assad-terrorism-hamas/??
Scud¡
More Praise For Chairman Mao’s Stance On Drugs Deserved ¡




kii said:


This is doing my head in
dv said:
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This is doing my head in
yeah, should be 4 laps.
dv said:
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This is doing my head in
It could well do that.

dv said:
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This is doing my head in
LOL

fsm said:
LOL
Dated the day after it’s release.

dv said:
We thought that was meant to be the cold shoulder¿
Michael V said:
fsm said:
LOL
Dated the day after it’s release.
Adiabatic or isothermal¿
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
This is doing my head in
yeah, should be 4 laps.
Depends on how fast you run it we suppose.
dv said:
This is doing my head in
Maybe there is a pit lane where you start and finish. Your out lap and your in lap are shorter than your 1 full racing lap.


Nathan W. Pyle
To be fair to the w 99th street birds, they had only ACENOPRTUWX to choose from (European Wax Center)


Michael V said:
fsm said:
LOL
Dated the day after it’s release.
Well. Maybe they didn’t get it falling into their pockets like Mr Floyd did.




Kingy said:
justcrack

ABC News:

Finally! the RBA will be able to blame something on greedy workers and their absurd pay demands.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Finally! the RBA will be able to blame something on greedy workers and their absurd pay demands.
fsm said:
https://twitter.com/giantcat9?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
fsm said:
LOL
Kingy said:
:)


dv said:
¿
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
¿
Who stumps the stumper
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
¿
Quis custumpodiet ipsos custumpodes
⚠ content modified
Thanks we guess but the fact is that even Penrose Roger aside there must be many people out there considering the similarity of self-similar systems and analogously similar systems, so we were legit’ly wondering what further statement was being made.


fsm said:
That’ll stop it blowing away in a typhoon.

And this is how we found out 1% of caterpillars are immortal

Are Grubben Rønning
You ain’t proficient until you know The Konami Secret. Wonder if it’s still there.
dv said:
And this is how we found out 1% of caterpillars are immortal
It’s true though they don’t become dead caterpillars.
JudgeMental said:
Are Grubben Rønning
You ain’t proficient until you know The Konami Secret. Wonder if it’s still there.
Just Wait Until The Civil Engineers Hear About This One ¡
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
Are Grubben Rønning
You ain’t proficient until you know The Konami Secret. Wonder if it’s still there.
Just Wait Until The Civil Engineers Hear About This One ¡
Can’t wait.
:-)
JudgeMental said:
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Are Grubben Rønning
You ain’t proficient until you know The Konami Secret. Wonder if it’s still there.
Poor Rev would dispute this and also deplore the eithor-orist side of things.
Witty Rejoinder said:
JudgeMental said:
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Are Grubben Rønning
You ain’t proficient until you know The Konami Secret. Wonder if it’s still there.
Poor Rev would dispute this and also deplore the eithor-orist side of things.
It’s got EVERYTHING!!!

dv said:
Bates or Muller¿
ROFL FFS
notamemebutwhatever





JudgeMental said:
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Are Grubben Rønning
You ain’t proficient until you know The Konami Secret. Wonder if it’s still there.
https://www.howtoexcel.org/how-to-unlock-the-konami-secret-in-excel/
Did what they said.
Didn’t work
Witty Rejoinder said:
JudgeMental said:
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Are Grubben Rønning
You ain’t proficient until you know The Konami Secret. Wonder if it’s still there.
Poor Rev would dispute this and also deplore the eithor-orist side of things.
Quite right.

The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
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Are Grubben Rønning
You ain’t proficient until you know The Konami Secret. Wonder if it’s still there.
https://www.howtoexcel.org/how-to-unlock-the-konami-secret-in-excel/
Did what they said.
Didn’t work
That’s the secret: that it doesn’t work.
dv said:


Full Set Medal for impeccable service of the USSR 15 years of the…
PermeateFree said:
dv said:
Full Set Medal for impeccable service of the USSR 15 years of the…

Just means that someone had completed 15 years good service in one of the military/paramilitary arms of the Soviet state at some date after 25 Jan 1958.
Nothing necessarily sinister in that.
dv said:

SCIENCE said:
kii said:
dv said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=K5qijI—v9E
as discussed last month
Nice.

kii said:
dv said:
It turns out that dv’s photo is of an oleander hawkmoth (Daphnis nerii) caterpillar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daphnis_nerii
ABC News:

This is wrong. There’s nothing which forbids the consumption of alcohol while at sea.
As the expanded article says, sailors can have a limited beer issue (payment required) at sea, which, unless things have changed, is two cans per sailor per day. (‘Perhaps’ is often also added, semi-jokingly.)
There’s nothing which says that officers can’t have a drink while at sea, and they will, but usually only on special occasions e.g. an officer’s birthday or promotion, a notable historical anniversary, etc. But. it’s usually just the one or two drinks. If an officer has a habit of having one, maybe two drinks a day, perhaps before dinner, no-one will remark on it, but generally, the unwritten rule is that officers don’t drink while at sea, and almost all of them adhere to that pretty strictly. Any officer who drinks a notable amount will be counselled about it.
Navy people are as human as the rest of us, and they have their problems. Some of them have problems with alcohol, in about the same proportion as the rest of us, and some of them are as adept at hiding it as are some civilians, up to the point where it overpowers their ability to do that.

JudgeMental said:
According to Speersy, Mr Dutton made a bit of a misjudgement yesterday. I guess he had an attack of the irrelevencies himself and thought he should fight back.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-16/albanese-dutton-question-time-clash-gaza-israel-high-court/103110052
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
This is wrong. There’s nothing which forbids the consumption of alcohol while at sea.
As the expanded article says, sailors can have a limited beer issue (payment required) at sea, which, unless things have changed, is two cans per sailor per day. (‘Perhaps’ is often also added, semi-jokingly.)
There’s nothing which says that officers can’t have a drink while at sea, and they will, but usually only on special occasions e.g. an officer’s birthday or promotion, a notable historical anniversary, etc. But. it’s usually just the one or two drinks. If an officer has a habit of having one, maybe two drinks a day, perhaps before dinner, no-one will remark on it, but generally, the unwritten rule is that officers don’t drink while at sea, and almost all of them adhere to that pretty strictly. Any officer who drinks a notable amount will be counselled about it.
Navy people are as human as the rest of us, and they have their problems. Some of them have problems with alcohol, in about the same proportion as the rest of us, and some of them are as adept at hiding it as are some civilians, up to the point where it overpowers their ability to do that.
Agree entirely.
Michael V said:
kii said:
dv said:
It turns out that dv’s photo is of an oleander hawkmoth (Daphnis nerii) caterpillar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daphnis_nerii
Yes, but look at MINE!!

fsm said:
Should you have let that slip?
fsm said:
Hahahaha!
Oh so true…
ABC News:

Economists for months and months after COVID ceases to be a crippling factor on the economy: ‘What could possibly be driving this inflation? Could it be arrogant profiteering by suppliers and retailers? Naaah, couldn’t be that!’
Economists as soon as there’s the first indication of wages growth: ‘THATS IT! THAT’S IT! That’s what’s causing all this inflation!’

fsm said:
I should hope not too.
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
I should hope not too.
Ha

Being conservative is mostly about being scared of things you made up
dv said:
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Being conservative is mostly about being scared of things you made up
At least his guns will still work ok.
dv said:
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Being conservative is mostly about being scared of things you made up
Believing the government is far more competent and organised than it is as well
Anybody ever encountered hair-dos likethese before?

Nothing to add to this. What could there be to add?

dv said:
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Being conservative is mostly about being scared of things you made up
So what are the mask and shot he’s talking about?
Choose your fighter

dv said:
Choose your fighter
MJ

dv said:
Choose your fighter
I always wondered why John Cleese didn’t fall over when he did that.

Spiny Norman said:
+1

How about those pants, huh?!

captain_spalding said:
How about those pants, huh?!
And five in a quartet?
btm said:
captain_spalding said:
How about those pants, huh?!
And five in a quartet?
One of them doesn’t count.
captain_spalding said:
How about those pants, huh?!
nice to see bowyangs making a comeback.
captain_spalding said:
How about those pants, huh?!
farty_pants

I check every morning. Still hasn’t happened. But, you never know.

Hands up everyone who had these in their wardrobe:

captain_spalding said:
Hands up everyone who had these in their wardrobe:
That killed the forum, and so it should have.


captain_spalding said:
I check every morning. Still hasn’t happened. But, you never know.
I gave up on ovaltine about 60 years ago.


The Group B rally cars of the 80’s had a reputation for being very dangerous. This is just one example as to why.

Spiny Norman said:
Interestingly, the Apollo Guidance Computer used the Metric System, but displayed its results in US customary system, because that’s what the astronauts were accustomed to.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Guidance_Computer#:~:text=Calculations%20were%20carried%20out%20using,Apollo%20astronauts%20were%20accustomed%20to.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Interestingly, the Apollo Guidance Computer used the Metric System, but displayed its results in US customary system, because that’s what the astronauts were accustomed to.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Guidance_Computer#:~:text=Calculations%20were%20carried%20out%20using,Apollo%20astronauts%20were%20accustomed%20to.
Yep, and that’s a fact that a lot of Yanks don’t want to know.
Another useless bit of trivia – You know the information screens in mission control that the controllers checked the live data on? At that time there wasn’t the technology to present the images that way, so they had another screen that only displayed the data on it, and a cardboard (?) template in front of that with the titles of the data on it and holes next to the text so the actual data on the screen could be seen through that hole. Then a video camera in front of all that, and that was what the controllers were looking at.


fsm said:
Halloween Tomato!
fsm said:



JudgeMental said:
FMD
JudgeMental said:
:)
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
FMD
don’t encourage me!!!

JudgeMental said:
Oh dear…oh dear…

kii said:
Oh dear…oh dear…
Better Late Than Never
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
Oh dear…oh dear…
Better Late Than Never
Tard.com Darby chewed

Spiny Norman said:
Weird Flex
Spiny Norman said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

dv said:
Ha!
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:
Spiny Norman said:
Weird Flex
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
The one behind was plated POPLIT sigh.


sarahs mum said:
quite :)


Spiny Norman said:
Lololol 😆
kii said:
LOL.
sarahs mum said:
LOLOLOL
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Pistons do not grow on trees.

JudgeMental said:
LOLOL
Bloody Dutton.

Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
LOLOL
Bloody Dutton.
The problem is that he does feel comfortable being him.
kii said:
I think you would have to be game to eat that.
kii said:
And good uncle Arthur who’s got bugger all teeth.
JudgeMental said:
kii said:
I think you would have to be game to eat that.
I’m not.



dv said:
Nice one.
:)
dv said:
:)
dv said:
still, he might get some almond biscuits to dip in his tea.
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
:)
still, he might get some almond biscuits to dip in his tea.
=> Australian Islands https://www.tokyo3.org/forums/holiday/topics/17228/ Coastline Thread
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
:)
still, he might get some almond biscuits to dip in his tea.
=> Australian Islands https://www.tokyo3.org/forums/holiday/topics/17228/ Coastline Thread
:)
Spiny Norman said:
That’s awful but very funny.


JudgeMental said:
madd Alsace flex
From Bored Panda: American tornado damage:


dv said:
JudgeMental said:
madd Alsace flex
I was thinking similar but couldn’t be arsed to check out alsace more deeper.

JudgeMental said:
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
madd Alsace flex
I was thinking similar but couldn’t be arsed to check out alsace more deeper.
The odd thing is, they don’t really speak French (as such) in those border areas.
They have their own dialect, which is pretty much incomprehensible to outsiders.
A French chap in Bundaberg was married to a lady from Alsace-Lorraine, and he said that, despite living there for several years, he never picked up more than a couple of words and phrases, but his wife is quite fluent in it.
JudgeMental said:
Gosh!
captain_spalding said:
From Bored Panda: American tornado damage:
I wouldn’t like to be out and about in that wind.


Hey since we’re on the theme, disturbing research finds that 15% of Real Men would do what was considered normal 200 years ago¡
Disturbing research into the extent of child sexual abuse has found almost one in six Australian men have sexual feelings towards children and teenagers, and almost one in 10 acknowledge having committed child sexual offences, despite few being caught. One in 15 men admit they would have sexual contact with a child aged 14 or younger, if no one would find out.
SCIENCE said:
Hey since we’re on the theme, disturbing research finds that 15% of Real Men would do what was considered normal 200 years ago¡
Disturbing research into the extent of child sexual abuse has found almost one in six Australian men have sexual feelings towards children and teenagers, and almost one in 10 acknowledge having committed child sexual offences, despite few being caught. One in 15 men admit they would have sexual contact with a child aged 14 or younger, if no one would find out.
Is there a link for this?
Also, why is it in the meme thread…
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:Hey since we’re on the theme, disturbing research finds that 15% of Real Men would do what was considered normal 200 years ago¡
Disturbing research into the extent of child sexual abuse has found almost one in six Australian men have sexual feelings towards children and teenagers, and almost one in 10 acknowledge having committed child sexual offences, despite few being caught. One in 15 men admit they would have sexual contact with a child aged 14 or younger, if no one would find out.
Is there a link for this?
Also, why is it in the meme thread…
https://www.smh.com.au/national/the-shocking-number-of-australian-men-sexually-attracted-to-children-and-teens-20231117-p5ekum.html
party_pants said:
Also, why is it in the meme thread…
SCIENCE is doing his cray cray stuff again.
JudgeMental said:
party_pants said:Also, why is it in the meme thread…
SCIENCE is doing his cray cray stuff again.
he’s a bit of a cray fisherman.
JudgeMental said:
party_pants said:Also, why is it in the meme thread…
SCIENCE is doing his cray cray stuff again.
it sticks in my craw
JudgeMental said:
I mean there’s an entire movement around this. Conservative intellectuals like Andrew Tate, Stefan Molyneux etc are laser focussed on the teenage years being prime breeding age for a girl.
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:Hey since we’re on the theme, disturbing research finds that 15% of Real Men would do what was considered normal 200 years ago¡
Disturbing research into the extent of child sexual abuse has found almost one in six Australian men have sexual feelings towards children and teenagers, and almost one in 10 acknowledge having committed child sexual offences, despite few being caught. One in 15 men admit they would have sexual contact with a child aged 14 or younger, if no one would find out.
Is there a link for this?
Also, why is it in the meme thread…
https://www.smh.com.au/national/the-shocking-number-of-australian-men-sexually-attracted-to-children-and-teens-20231117-p5ekum.html
dv said:
JudgeMental said:I mean there’s an entire movement around this. Conservative intellectuals like Andrew Tate, Stefan Molyneux etc are laser focussed on the teenage years being prime breeding age for a girl.
party_pants said:Is there a link for this?
Also, why is it in the meme thread…
https://www.smh.com.au/national/the-shocking-number-of-australian-men-sexually-attracted-to-children-and-teens-20231117-p5ekum.html
Not sure I would consider them either as conservatives, or as intellectuals. I consider the first bloke as still suffering the after-effects of being kicked in the head too often.
party_pants said:
dv said:
JudgeMental said:I mean there’s an entire movement around this. Conservative intellectuals like Andrew Tate, Stefan Molyneux etc are laser focussed on the teenage years being prime breeding age for a girl.https://www.smh.com.au/national/the-shocking-number-of-australian-men-sexually-attracted-to-children-and-teens-20231117-p5ekum.html
Not sure I would consider them either as conservatives, or as intellectuals. I consider the first bloke as still suffering the after-effects of being kicked in the head too often.
I think DV was being generous towards those intellectuals.
JudgeMental said:
party_pants said:
dv said:I mean there’s an entire movement around this. Conservative intellectuals like Andrew Tate, Stefan Molyneux etc are laser focussed on the teenage years being prime breeding age for a girl.Not sure I would consider them either as conservatives, or as intellectuals. I consider the first bloke as still suffering the after-effects of being kicked in the head too often.
I think DV was being generous towards those intellectuals.
I’m thinking of becoming an intellectual.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
party_pants said:Not sure I would consider them either as conservatives, or as intellectuals. I consider the first bloke as still suffering the after-effects of being kicked in the head too often.
I think DV was being generous towards those intellectuals.
I’m thinking of becoming an intellectual.
are you good at pontificating?
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
party_pants said:Not sure I would consider them either as conservatives, or as intellectuals. I consider the first bloke as still suffering the after-effects of being kicked in the head too often.
I think DV was being generous towards those intellectuals.
I’m thinking of becoming an intellectual.
you probably already qualify as one
party_pants said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:I think DV was being generous towards those intellectuals.
I’m thinking of becoming an intellectual.
you probably already qualify as one
Checks in the mail.
Peak Warming Man said:
party_pants said:
Peak Warming Man said:I’m thinking of becoming an intellectual.
you probably already qualify as one
Checks in the mail.
Oh I think you are very intelligent. My mail is…
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:I think DV was being generous towards those intellectuals.
I’m thinking of becoming an intellectual.
are you good at pontificating?
Have you got a tweed jacket and a pipe?

dv said:
and you have the audacity, the sheer audacity, to question my “jokes”?
:-)
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:I’m thinking of becoming an intellectual.
are you good at pontificating?
Have you got a tweed jacket and a pipe?
and do you wear socks with your sandals?
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:I think DV was being generous towards those intellectuals.
I’m thinking of becoming an intellectual.
are you good at pontificating?
Turning yourself into a bridge
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:are you good at pontificating?
Have you got a tweed jacket and a pipe?
and do you wear socks with your sandals?
and run your PC on Linux?
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:Have you got a tweed jacket and a pipe?
and do you wear socks with your sandals?
and run your PC on Linux?
I’ve got a lot to learn before I become an intellectual.
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:and do you wear socks with your sandals?
and run your PC on Linux?
I’ve got a lot to learn before I become an intellectual.
And your hairstyle.
You’ll need a haircut that either looks like your hair lost a fight with a Mixmaster, or one that looks like it was fashioned with an adze.


Want to see a picture of Paul Newman?

It’s from the Oct 1951 ‘Popular Science’, an article about portrait photography.
The caption:

fsm said:
That works :)
fsm said:
Good
sarahs mum said:
This
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
This
Yes. I’m sure that ‘the authorities’ would prefer that people didn’t things they shouldn’t, but, if they do, they certainly prefer that no-one say anything about it.
fsm said:
very clever
party_pants said:
fsm said:
very clever
+1
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
and you have the audacity, the sheer audacity, to question my “jokes”?
:-)
I was hoping you’d explain it to me because I have no idea
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
and you have the audacity, the sheer audacity, to question my “jokes”?
:-)
I was hoping you’d explain it to me because I have no idea
And there was I too embarrassed to reveal that I had no idea either.
My own research reveals that the first image that looks like it might be someone’s idea of what a cow’s face looks like, is indeed supposed to be a cow’s face, so we have:
I cowsfacepa rain.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
JudgeMental said:and you have the audacity, the sheer audacity, to question my “jokes”?
:-)
I was hoping you’d explain it to me because I have no idea
And there was I too embarrassed to reveal that I had no idea either.
My own research reveals that the first image that looks like it might be someone’s idea of what a cow’s face looks like, is indeed supposed to be a cow’s face, so we have:
I cowsfacepa rain.
I heifer pa-rain
Den tekka hasprin
Dunno.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
JudgeMental said:and you have the audacity, the sheer audacity, to question my “jokes”?
:-)
I was hoping you’d explain it to me because I have no idea
And there was I too embarrassed to reveal that I had no idea either.
My own research reveals that the first image that looks like it might be someone’s idea of what a cow’s face looks like, is indeed supposed to be a cow’s face, so we have:
I cowsfacepa rain.
Well done.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:I was hoping you’d explain it to me because I have no idea
And there was I too embarrassed to reveal that I had no idea either.
My own research reveals that the first image that looks like it might be someone’s idea of what a cow’s face looks like, is indeed supposed to be a cow’s face, so we have:
I cowsfacepa rain.
I heifer pa-rain
Den tekka hasprin
Dunno.
I’ve stared at it for a while too.
I got nothing.
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:And there was I too embarrassed to reveal that I had no idea either.
My own research reveals that the first image that looks like it might be someone’s idea of what a cow’s face looks like, is indeed supposed to be a cow’s face, so we have:
I cowsfacepa rain.
I heifer pa-rain
Den tekka hasprin
Dunno.
I’ve stared at it for a while too.
I got nothing.
Um …. wondering whether the Car’s contribution (I heifer pa-rain), when spoken aloud, and taken to it’s illogical extreme, doesn’t end up sounding something like I hef a brain. (I have a brain)?
AussieDJ said:
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:I heifer pa-rain
Den tekka hasprin
Dunno.
I’ve stared at it for a while too.
I got nothing.
Um …. wondering whether the Car’s contribution (I heifer pa-rain), when spoken aloud, and taken to it’s illogical extreme, doesn’t end up sounding something like I hef a brain. (I have a brain)?
Apart from that, I’m pleased to be in (your) illustrious company in not – otherwise – having a clue.
:)
dv said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:
Cymek said:
Cymek said:
Hey since we’re on the theme, disturbing research finds that 15% of Real Men would do what was considered normal 200 years ago¡
Disturbing research into the extent of child sexual abuse has found almost one in six Australian men have sexual feelings towards children and teenagers, and almost one in 10 acknowledge having committed child sexual offences, despite few being caught. One in 15 men admit they would have sexual contact with a child aged 14 or younger, if no one would find out.
Also, why is it in the meme thread…
SCIENCE is doing his cray cray stuff again.
he’s a bit of a cray fisherman.
it sticks in my craw
We apologise we just felt it wasn’t too far out of context and failed to search the whole index for a better thread at the time.
AussieDJ said:
AussieDJ said:
party_pants said:I’ve stared at it for a while too.
I got nothing.
Um …. wondering whether the Car’s contribution (I heifer pa-rain), when spoken aloud, and taken to it’s illogical extreme, doesn’t end up sounding something like I hef a brain. (I have a brain)?
Apart from that, I’m pleased to be in (your) illustrious company in not – otherwise – having a clue.
:)
Hmm ^ wot he sed.
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
roughbarked said:
he’s a bit of a cray fisherman.
it sticks in my craw
We apologise we just felt it wasn’t too far out of context and failed to search the whole index for a better thread at the time.
So there’s a whole group of you? Maybe you should come to a consensus before posting then?
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
it sticks in my craw
We apologise we just felt it wasn’t too far out of context and failed to search the whole index for a better thread at the time.
So there’s a whole group of you? Maybe you should come to a consensus before posting then?
All Right But We Can’t Pleasure Everyone
fsm said:
Wow! That is something!
:)

fsm said:
Looks familiar bro.
fsm said:
You should be able to get from Nice to Meme quicker than that,
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
You should be able to get from Nice to Meme quicker than that,
Yes; in the original, the stop between Nice and Meme is Fucking (a city in Austria that changed its name in 2021 to Fugging.)

The Rev Dodgson said:
What do they insinuate¿
The Rev Dodgson said:
Hahahaha.

JudgeMental said:
like.
sarahs mum said:
JudgeMental said:
like.
, or men are just bad at finding things they left somewhere,

fsm said:
Needs a bone in the centre of the leg, and some tomato sauce.
Kingy said:
fsm said:
Needs a bone in the centre of the leg, and some tomato sauce.
beef wellington is made with fillet.
sarahs mum said:
Kingy said:
fsm said:
Needs a bone in the centre of the leg, and some tomato sauce.
beef wellington is made with fillet.
That wasthe converdsation at fsm’s butcher:
FSM ‘I’ve got a Wellington boot made out of pastry’.
Butcher:‘Well, fillet, then.’