Date: 15/12/2023 19:42:20
From: Bubblecar
ID: 2103431
Subject: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

His absence is presumably related to his treatment for prostate cancer, but might not be.

Does any forumite have any kind of contact details for him?

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Date: 15/12/2023 20:06:07
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2103444
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Ales is wanted in foyer, Alex to the foyer please.

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Date: 15/12/2023 20:14:17
From: Bogsnorkler
ID: 2103447
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Peak Warming Man said:


Ales is wanted in foyer, Alex to the foyer please.

probably the last person he needs in his weekend state.

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Date: 15/12/2023 20:21:48
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2103450
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Bubblecar said:


His absence is presumably related to his treatment for prostate cancer, but might not be.

Does any forumite have any kind of contact details for him?

Toowoomba, owns a barley domesticated wolf and a budgie.
Over.

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Date: 15/12/2023 20:31:20
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2103454
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Do we need to blow the ships horn?

It’s a new one, just polished too.

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Date: 15/12/2023 21:04:51
From: monkey skipper
ID: 2103458
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Tau.Neutrino said:


Do we need to blow the ships horn?

It’s a new one, just polished too.

maybe

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Date: 15/12/2023 21:04:51
From: monkey skipper
ID: 2103459
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Tau.Neutrino said:


Do we need to blow the ships horn?

It’s a new one, just polished too.

maybe

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Date: 16/12/2023 08:19:22
From: OCDC
ID: 2103537
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

We need to do this in the right order. Does anyone have his phone number or email? I have neither.

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Date: 16/12/2023 08:46:12
From: captain_spalding
ID: 2103548
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?
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Date: 16/12/2023 08:48:12
From: Spiny Norman
ID: 2103549
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

captain_spalding said:

You can say that twice!

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Date: 16/12/2023 08:50:17
From: Bubblecar
ID: 2103550
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

captain_spalding said:

He’s quiet, but he’s back!

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Date: 16/12/2023 08:51:17
From: OCDC
ID: 2103551
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Yes but where are you?

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Date: 16/12/2023 08:51:53
From: wookiemeister
ID: 2103552
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Its ok people, he’s just been captured by putin and is being traded for another asset. The blank reply is proof of life.

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Date: 16/12/2023 08:54:28
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2103554
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Praise the Lord.

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Date: 16/12/2023 08:55:28
From: Bubblecar
ID: 2103556
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

OCDC said:


Yes but where are you?

He may be in a dungeon somewhere and has taken this long to construct an internet device out of rags, pebbles and the spring from a rat trap.

Unfortunately he can’t yet type any messages with it.

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Date: 16/12/2023 08:56:59
From: Bogsnorkler
ID: 2103557
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Peak Warming Man said:


Praise the Lord.

and pass the salt. please.

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Date: 16/12/2023 08:57:43
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2103558
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Bubblecar said:


OCDC said:

Yes but where are you?

He may be in a dungeon somewhere and has taken this long to construct an internet device out of rags, pebbles and the spring from a rat trap.

Unfortunately he can’t yet type any messages with it.

LOL

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Date: 16/12/2023 09:25:07
From: wookiemeister
ID: 2103578
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Ok different tack

Captain ,

make one blank reply for : YES

make two blank replies for :NO

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Date: 16/12/2023 09:57:31
From: captain_spalding
ID: 2103595
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Been away, but home now.

This week, i have been getting exposed to radiation. More of the same next week. Remarkable business; i looked at the machine, worth literally millions of dollars, and marvelled that when i was born, it might have existed only in the minds of the more imaginative writers of science fiction.

Anyway, i spend too much time on the computer when there’s a vast number of other things that i could, and probably should, be doing. And, of course, world affairs continue to unfold, and the personal worlds of other people continue to turn on their axes, with or without the benefit of my august pronouncements.

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Date: 16/12/2023 10:01:57
From: OCDC
ID: 2103598
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

It’s good to learn that you’re still with us, who also spend too much time on the computer.

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Date: 16/12/2023 10:02:45
From: captain_spalding
ID: 2103599
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

OCDC said:


It’s good to learn that you’re still with us, who also spend too much time on the computer.

Not dead yet, but getting there, slowly.

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Date: 16/12/2023 10:02:58
From: Bubblecar
ID: 2103600
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

captain_spalding said:


Been away, but home now.

This week, i have been getting exposed to radiation. More of the same next week. Remarkable business; i looked at the machine, worth literally millions of dollars, and marvelled that when i was born, it might have existed only in the minds of the more imaginative writers of science fiction.

Anyway, i spend too much time on the computer when there’s a vast number of other things that i could, and probably should, be doing. And, of course, world affairs continue to unfold, and the personal worlds of other people continue to turn on their axes, with or without the benefit of my august pronouncements.

Goodo, we were getting worried. And I’ve been missing your nicely-tuned wit :)

I hope the radiation does its job with maxim efficiency.

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Date: 16/12/2023 10:03:45
From: Bubblecar
ID: 2103601
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Bubblecar said:


captain_spalding said:

Been away, but home now.

This week, i have been getting exposed to radiation. More of the same next week. Remarkable business; i looked at the machine, worth literally millions of dollars, and marvelled that when i was born, it might have existed only in the minds of the more imaginative writers of science fiction.

Anyway, i spend too much time on the computer when there’s a vast number of other things that i could, and probably should, be doing. And, of course, world affairs continue to unfold, and the personal worlds of other people continue to turn on their axes, with or without the benefit of my august pronouncements.

Goodo, we were getting worried. And I’ve been missing your nicely-tuned wit :)

I hope the radiation does its job with maxim efficiency.

maxim = maximum, left out mum there.

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Date: 16/12/2023 10:07:28
From: captain_spalding
ID: 2103604
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Bubblecar said:


Bubblecar said:

captain_spalding said:

Been away, but home now.

This week, i have been getting exposed to radiation. More of the same next week. Remarkable business; i looked at the machine, worth literally millions of dollars, and marvelled that when i was born, it might have existed only in the minds of the more imaginative writers of science fiction.

Anyway, i spend too much time on the computer when there’s a vast number of other things that i could, and probably should, be doing. And, of course, world affairs continue to unfold, and the personal worlds of other people continue to turn on their axes, with or without the benefit of my august pronouncements.

Goodo, we were getting worried. And I’ve been missing your nicely-tuned wit :)

I hope the radiation does its job with maxim efficiency.

maxim = maximum, left out mum there.

Well, Maxim guns were, admittedly, quite efficient at what they did, but that sort of thing is not terribly congruent with the Hippocratic oath.

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Date: 16/12/2023 10:08:54
From: Bubblecar
ID: 2103605
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

captain_spalding said:


Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

Goodo, we were getting worried. And I’ve been missing your nicely-tuned wit :)

I hope the radiation does its job with maxim efficiency.

maxim = maximum, left out mum there.

Well, Maxim guns were, admittedly, quite efficient at what they did, but that sort of thing is not terribly congruent with the Hippocratic oath.

:)

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Date: 16/12/2023 10:11:00
From: OCDC
ID: 2103608
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Invented 1884 and still in use TATE tells me.

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Date: 16/12/2023 10:32:02
From: roughbarked
ID: 2103612
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

captain_spalding said:

I dunno.. Did I see him here?

or not?

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Date: 16/12/2023 10:38:56
From: roughbarked
ID: 2103615
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

captain_spalding said:


Been away, but home now.

This week, i have been getting exposed to radiation. More of the same next week. Remarkable business; i looked at the machine, worth literally millions of dollars, and marvelled that when i was born, it might have existed only in the minds of the more imaginative writers of science fiction.

Anyway, i spend too much time on the computer when there’s a vast number of other things that i could, and probably should, be doing. And, of course, world affairs continue to unfold, and the personal worlds of other people continue to turn on their axes, with or without the benefit of my august pronouncements.

I know you like building boxes. Have you built your own yet?

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Date: 16/12/2023 11:14:36
From: captain_spalding
ID: 2103621
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

roughbarked said:


captain_spalding said:

Been away, but home now.

This week, i have been getting exposed to radiation. More of the same next week. Remarkable business; i looked at the machine, worth literally millions of dollars, and marvelled that when i was born, it might have existed only in the minds of the more imaginative writers of science fiction.

Anyway, i spend too much time on the computer when there’s a vast number of other things that i could, and probably should, be doing. And, of course, world affairs continue to unfold, and the personal worlds of other people continue to turn on their axes, with or without the benefit of my august pronouncements.

I know you like building boxes. Have you built your own yet?

Morning tea time.

Build my own box. Interesting idea. I could then be like Horatio Nelson, who was presented with a coffin made (IIRC) from timber from the mainmast of the French warship L’Orient, which blew up at the Battle of the Nile.

He carted it everywhere with him for the rest of his days, using it as travelling wardrobe, and, after his death tat Trafalgar, was duly interred in it.

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Date: 16/12/2023 11:15:41
From: roughbarked
ID: 2103622
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

captain_spalding said:


roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

Been away, but home now.

This week, i have been getting exposed to radiation. More of the same next week. Remarkable business; i looked at the machine, worth literally millions of dollars, and marvelled that when i was born, it might have existed only in the minds of the more imaginative writers of science fiction.

Anyway, i spend too much time on the computer when there’s a vast number of other things that i could, and probably should, be doing. And, of course, world affairs continue to unfold, and the personal worlds of other people continue to turn on their axes, with or without the benefit of my august pronouncements.

I know you like building boxes. Have you built your own yet?

Morning tea time.

Build my own box. Interesting idea. I could then be like Horatio Nelson, who was presented with a coffin made (IIRC) from timber from the mainmast of the French warship L’Orient, which blew up at the Battle of the Nile.

He carted it everywhere with him for the rest of his days, using it as travelling wardrobe, and, after his death tat Trafalgar, was duly interred in it.

:)

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Date: 16/12/2023 11:24:19
From: captain_spalding
ID: 2103624
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Hey, roughie:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-16/clock-tower-winder-in-sale-winds-up-job-at-town-icon/103228352

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Date: 16/12/2023 11:27:09
From: roughbarked
ID: 2103625
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

captain_spalding said:


Hey, roughie:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-16/clock-tower-winder-in-sale-winds-up-job-at-town-icon/103228352

I was just reading that. :)

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Date: 16/12/2023 12:43:50
From: Woodie
ID: 2103641
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

So where’s ya bin?

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Date: 16/12/2023 12:44:39
From: roughbarked
ID: 2103643
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Woodie said:


So where’s ya bin?

Apparently getting neuclearated.

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Date: 16/12/2023 13:25:18
From: Kingy
ID: 2103650
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

Woodie said:


So where’s ya bin?

He’s been getting glow-in-the-dark eyeballs so that he can take the barely domesticated wolf out for nightime walkies.

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Date: 16/12/2023 16:19:00
From: mollwollfumble
ID: 2103713
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

captain_spalding said:


Been away, but home now.

This week, i have been getting exposed to radiation. More of the same next week. Remarkable business; i looked at the machine, worth literally millions of dollars, and marvelled that when i was born, it might have existed only in the minds of the more imaginative writers of science fiction.

Anyway, i spend too much time on the computer when there’s a vast number of other things that i could, and probably should, be doing. And, of course, world affairs continue to unfold, and the personal worlds of other people continue to turn on their axes, with or without the benefit of my august pronouncements.

It’s not just strategic placement of radium pellets any more?

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Date: 16/12/2023 22:46:30
From: Ogmog
ID: 2103800
Subject: re: Where in the World is Captain Spalding?

captain_spalding said:

Been away, but home now.

Still Not Dead

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