How to play Battleshits:

J1 = Miss

kii said:

Lol

kii said:

far out.

Kingy said:

Ha

Bogsnorkler said:

meet Eartha Kitt

Ogmog said:

Bogsnorkler said:

meet Eartha Kitt

Dear oh dear

Ogmog said:

Bogsnorkler said:

meet Eartha Kitt

Ooh my favourite chrissie song: Santa baby.

Kingy said:

:)

2023 Circus freak show.

Kingy said:

2023 Circus freak show.

That’s my type of gal.

sarahs mum said:

kii said:

far out.

It is crazy.

Kingy said:

That’s so true.

Peak Warming Man said:

Kingy said:

That’s so true.

Happened to me too.

Kingy said:

There’s an awful lot of truth in that, unfortunately.

Kingy said:

There’s an awful lot of truth in that, unfortunately.

Michael V said:

Kingy said:

There’s an awful lot of truth in that, unfortunately.

When I turned 50, my GP pointed out to me that the leading cause of household injuries for men over 50 was falling from ladders.

I’ve never checked the figures to see if it was true, but point taken.

party_pants said:

Michael V said:

Kingy said:

There’s an awful lot of truth in that, unfortunately.

When I turned 50, my GP pointed out to me that the leading cause of household injuries for men over 50 was falling from ladders.

I’ve never checked the figures to see if it was true, but point taken.

At one stage 10% of my patients were middle-aged men who’d fractured their spines &c falling off ladders. It was a general rehab ward.

OCDC said:

party_pants said:

Michael V said:

There’s an awful lot of truth in that, unfortunately.

When I turned 50, my GP pointed out to me that the leading cause of household injuries for men over 50 was falling from ladders.

I’ve never checked the figures to see if it was true, but point taken.

At one stage 10% of my patients were middle-aged men who’d fractured their spines &c falling off ladders. It was a general rehab ward.

Heck.

OCDC said:

party_pants said:

Michael V said:

There’s an awful lot of truth in that, unfortunately.

When I turned 50, my GP pointed out to me that the leading cause of household injuries for men over 50 was falling from ladders.

I’ve never checked the figures to see if it was true, but point taken.

At one stage 10% of my patients were middle-aged men who’d fractured their spines &c falling off ladders. It was a general rehab ward.

So it seems plausible then.

OCDC said:

party_pants said:

Michael V said:

There’s an awful lot of truth in that, unfortunately.

When I turned 50, my GP pointed out to me that the leading cause of household injuries for men over 50 was falling from ladders.

I’ve never checked the figures to see if it was true, but point taken.

At one stage 10% of my patients were middle-aged men who’d fractured their spines &c falling off ladders. It was a general rehab ward.

I’d be one of those.

Peak Warming Man said:

Kingy said:

That’s so true.

I reckon you can quite comfortably substitute the word “people” for “men” in that one.

“The BOM the Queensland storm brought large hail down upon Dayboro and Burpengary, north of Brisbane.”

Work experience kid at the ABC.

Bogsnorkler said:

One way to catch a nap on a waterbed.

roughbarked said:

OCDC said:

party_pants said:

When I turned 50, my GP pointed out to me that the leading cause of household injuries for men over 50 was falling from ladders.

I’ve never checked the figures to see if it was true, but point taken.

At one stage 10% of my patients were middle-aged men who’d fractured their spines &c falling off ladders. It was a general rehab ward.

I’d be one of those.

I don’t want to be one of those.

My late wife extracted a promise from me not to climb ladders. And, for the most part, I’ve kept to it.
I have to admit that I’ve lost all confidence in climbing ladders – even the short two to three-step ‘kitchen’ steps take a bit of willpower to climb.

I know.

Peak Warming Man said:

“The BOM the Queensland storm brought large hail down upon Dayboro and Burpengary, north of Brisbane.”

Work experience kid at the ABC.

It’d be interesting if cyclones were named after, say, the BOM. The we could say the the British Met Office was bearing down on Ireland. Or that the NOAA is about to destroy Houston.

Thought of Alex when I saw this.

Divine Angel said:

Thought of Alex when I saw this.

My American sister put that one up.

sarahs mum said:

Merry Xmas Steve.

Tau.Neutrino said:

sarahs mum said:

Merry Xmas Steve.

Ha, Merry Crisis.

Yeah, bit like that here and there.

https://youtu.be/rz5TGN7eUcM?si=qgKXBK7wQMjE06Q8

This is 9 years old but it remains one of my favourite things

ruby said:

https://youtu.be/gJztkDaURJY?si=G2M_aGeSXJhNt7th

When Santa stops in the wrong neighbourhood.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1738821743937236992/pu/vid/avc1/320×320/1ctRrhFwMT9GSbnJ.mp4?tag=12

Dark Orange said:

When Santa stops in the wrong neighbourhood.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1738821743937236992/pu/vid/avc1/320×320/1ctRrhFwMT9GSbnJ.mp4?tag=12

stray x in the link

party_pants said:

Dark Orange said:

When Santa stops in the wrong neighbourhood.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1738821743937236992/pu/vid/avc1/320×320/1ctRrhFwMT9GSbnJ.mp4?tag=12

stray x in the link

Bugger.

New link

Pungent ·
Every year around this time, I end up gorging myself on Christmas leftovers. This year, I’m going cold turkey.

Bogsnorkler said:

Pungent ·
Every year around this time, I end up gorging myself on Christmas leftovers. This year, I’m going cold turkey.

We made that joke yesterday. We et only half the turkey for lunch. My sister is going cold turkey for the next couple of days.

Trump goes to Hell.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/6HO_NPRjndg

A couple of happily married squirrels, laying in bed watching tv. The male is holding a balloon.

10 second video

I’ve watched this at least ten times and I crack up each time. I’m going to hell.

you’re a sick man Kingy, as must I be as I also laughed

Thanks

Kingy said:

A couple of happily married squirrels, laying in bed watching tv. The male is holding a balloon.

10 second video

I’ve watched this at least ten times and I crack up each time. I’m going to hell.

This always confuses me….laying or lying?

dv said:

Thanks

that doesn’t even compute. football fields are two dimensional.

kii said:

Kingy said:

A couple of happily married squirrels, laying in bed watching tv. The male is holding a balloon.

10 second video

I’ve watched this at least ten times and I crack up each time. I’m going to hell.

This always confuses me….laying or lying?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/how-to-use-lay-and-lie#:~:text=Lay%20means%20“to%20place%20something,own%20or%20already%20in%20position.

Link“to%20place%20something,own%20or%20already%20in%20position.

Bogsnorkler said:

dv said:

Thanks

that doesn’t even compute. football fields are two dimensional.

kryten said:

you’re a sick man Kingy, as must I be as I also laughed

+1

LOLOLOLOL

Bogsnorkler said:

kii said:

Kingy said:

A couple of happily married squirrels, laying in bed watching tv. The male is holding a balloon.

10 second video

I’ve watched this at least ten times and I crack up each time. I’m going to hell.

This always confuses me….laying or lying?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/how-to-use-lay-and-lie#:~:text=Lay%20means%20“to%20place%20something,own%20or%20already%20in%20position.

Link“to%20place%20something,own%20or%20already%20in%20position.

I could have done that. I just wanted a simple answer to stop the chickens clucking when I read “laying”.

Bogsnorkler said:

dv said:

Thanks

that doesn’t even compute. football fields are two dimensional.

Tthis be a fact.

kii said:

Kingy said:

A couple of happily married squirrels, laying in bed watching tv. The male is holding a balloon.

10 second video

I’ve watched this at least ten times and I crack up each time. I’m going to hell.

This always confuses me….laying or lying?

Lying

Michael V said:

kryten said:

you’re a sick man Kingy, as must I be as I also laughed

+1

LOLOLOLOL

That the rubberised dutch oven?

The new currency is in circulation. The boss lady does not approve.

I can’t even tell what it’s supposed to say.

Kingy said:

I can’t even tell what it’s supposed to say.

Animal And US

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100077406190644&mibextid=ZbWKwL

I nearly asked this girl out once. Glad I didn’t. Her nickname was “Skitso”.

Bogsnorkler said:

+1

I apologise for the lack of memes, your normal service will resume shortly.

Kingy said:

I can’t even tell what it’s supposed to say.

animal and us?

sarahs mum said:

It’s D because thats the one that is non pacific.

sarahs mum said:

like :)

sarahs mum said:

:)

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

:)

OAP week. Both bins. Though usually it is just the green one as I don’t have much general waste.

Spiny Norman said:

LOL at the last one.

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL

Peak Warming Man said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL

It contains a few unfortunate headings.

Tamb said:

Peak Warming Man said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL

It contains a few unfortunate headings.

Henry considered them fortuitious.

ChrispenEvan said:

Coincidentally, this morning’s ear-worm was:

I’m ‘En-er-y the Eighth I am,
‘En-er-y the Eighth I am, I am

… and so on.

The Rev Dodgson said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Coincidentally, this morning’s ear-worm was:

I’m ‘En-er-y the Eighth I am,
‘En-er-y the Eighth I am, I am

… and so on.

Didn’t work. It didn’t beat the tinnitus.

roughbarked said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Coincidentally, this morning’s ear-worm was:

I’m ‘En-er-y the Eighth I am,
‘En-er-y the Eighth I am, I am

… and so on.

Didn’t work. It didn’t beat the tinnitus.

Just sing it louder.

The Rev Dodgson said:

roughbarked said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Coincidentally, this morning’s ear-worm was:

I’m ‘En-er-y the Eighth I am,
‘En-er-y the Eighth I am, I am

… and so on.

Didn’t work. It didn’t beat the tinnitus.

Just sing it louder.

Then the neighbours will throw rocks at me.

The Rev Dodgson said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Coincidentally, this morning’s ear-worm was:

I’m ‘En-er-y the Eighth I am,
‘En-er-y the Eighth I am, I am

… and so on.

Your are a bar-steward, a mung bean and a tnuc.

roughbarked said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

roughbarked said:

Didn’t work. It didn’t beat the tinnitus.

Just sing it louder.

Then the neighbours will throw rocks at me.

If they got organised to throw the rocks would they be a rock band?

After transubstantiation, Jesus sings “I’m INRI thee ate I am”

Tamb said:

roughbarked said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Just sing it louder.

Then the neighbours will throw rocks at me.

If they got organised to throw the rocks would they be a rock band?

Indeed. A megalithic band.

Michael V said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Coincidentally, this morning’s ear-worm was:

I’m ‘En-er-y the Eighth I am,
‘En-er-y the Eighth I am, I am

… and so on.

Your are a bar-steward, a mung bean and a tnuc.

Fair comment :)

dv said:

After transubstantiation, Jesus sings “I’m INRI thee ate I am”

Ha!

dv said:

After transubstantiation, Jesus sings “I’m INRI thee ate I am”

Dear oh dear.

Michael V said:

dv said:

After transubstantiation, Jesus sings “I’m INRI thee ate I am”

Ha!

So he wasn’t celibate at all?

dv said:

After transubstantiation, Jesus sings “I’m INRI thee ate I am”

Ha.

2, 4, 6, 8
Time to transubstantiate

ChrispenEvan said:

Hmm…motor-driven guillotine…interesting idea…

sarahs mum said:

Uh-oh.

ChrispenEvan said:

I wish.

:(

dv said:

Not lit, coz there is a giant opal in it. Holy shit we’re rich! Thanks Santa <3

dv said:

IDGI

Michael V said:

dv said:

IDGI

Sodalite
Sodalite-ful

kii said:

Michael V said:

dv said:

IDGI

Sodalite
Sodalite-ful

Thanks.

I’ve never seen sodalite polished before. In fact, I have only seen sodalite once before: in second year mineralogy.

Michael V said:

kii said:

Michael V said:

IDGI

Sodalite
Sodalite-ful

Thanks.

I’ve never seen sodalite polished before. In fact, I have only seen sodalite once before: in second year mineralogy.

I knew it in my brain, but had to do random googling to find the spelling.

kii said:

Michael V said:

kii said:

Sodalite
Sodalite-ful

Thanks.

I’ve never seen sodalite polished before. In fact, I have only seen sodalite once before: in second year mineralogy.

I knew it in my brain, but had to do random googling to find the spelling.

I thought it was OPal-ful, but sodalite-ful works better.

My thoughts exactly.

The Rev Dodgson said:

kii said:

Michael V said:

Thanks.

I’ve never seen sodalite polished before. In fact, I have only seen sodalite once before: in second year mineralogy.

I knew it in my brain, but had to do random googling to find the spelling.

I thought it was OPal-ful, but sodalite-ful works better.

It was never opal.

roughbarked said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

kii said:

I knew it in my brain, but had to do random googling to find the spelling.

I thought it was OPal-ful, but sodalite-ful works better.

It was never opal.

That may be obvious to you, but I was opalful that it might be.

Spiny Norman said:

My thoughts exactly.

You think nonsensically?

The Rev Dodgson said:

roughbarked said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

I thought it was OPal-ful, but sodalite-ful works better.

It was never opal.

That may be obvious to you, but I was opalful that it might be.

:)

Spiny Norman said:

My thoughts exactly.

I think that there’s something in that for all of us. Don’t you?

OCDC said:

I’m ready for a new one, current ones are boring. Maybe hypochondria?

kii said:

OCDC said:

I’m ready for a new one, current ones are boring. Maybe hypochondria?

That one’s great!

OCDC said:

kii said:

OCDC said:

I’m ready for a new one, current ones are boring. Maybe hypochondria?

That one’s great!

Is it hereditary? I always thought that Mother Dearest was a hypochondriac. Then some of my fellow offspring discussed Munchausen syndrome. Is it possible to have Munchausen by proxy as well as normal Munchausen?

kii said:

OCDC said:

kii said:

I’m ready for a new one, current ones are boring. Maybe hypochondria?

That one’s great!

Is it hereditary? I always thought that Mother Dearest was a hypochondriac. Then some of my fellow offspring discussed Munchausen syndrome. Is it possible to have Munchausen by proxy as well as normal Munchausen?

I reckon it would be.

OCDC said:

kii said:

OCDC said:

That one’s great!

Is it hereditary? I always thought that Mother Dearest was a hypochondriac. Then some of my fellow offspring discussed Munchausen syndrome. Is it possible to have Munchausen by proxy as well as normal Munchausen?

I reckon it would be.

Hmmm…curious. Strange person was she.

Spiny Norman said:

Looks like a lot of knitting and crochet there.

Spiny Norman said:

Somebody has too much time on their hands.

OCDC said:

kii said:

OCDC said:

That one’s great!

Is it hereditary? I always thought that Mother Dearest was a hypochondriac. Then some of my fellow offspring discussed Munchausen syndrome. Is it possible to have Munchausen by proxy as well as normal Munchausen?

I reckon it would be.

It’s quite common for people with FD to begin with their own ‘symptoms’ then project. Especially once they have children of their own where they have complete control over the individual. If the motivations is attention )and all signs point to this being the primary motivation) then gaining sympathy through sick child is perhaps the easiest in a society that is protective over the vulnerable.

kii said:

OCDC said:

kii said:

I’m ready for a new one, current ones are boring. Maybe hypochondria?

That one’s great!

Is it hereditary? I always thought that Mother Dearest was a hypochondriac. Then some of my fellow offspring discussed Munchausen syndrome. Is it possible to have Munchausen by proxy as well as normal Munchausen?

Munchausen by proxy is when the parent finds things wrong with their child…or actually harms them to produce symptoms. It’s particularly nasty.

One for DV

Neophyte said:

One for DV

Heh.

buffy said:

kii said:

OCDC said:

That one’s great!

Is it hereditary? I always thought that Mother Dearest was a hypochondriac. Then some of my fellow offspring discussed Munchausen syndrome. Is it possible to have Munchausen by proxy as well as normal Munchausen?

Munchausen by proxy is when the parent finds things wrong with their child…or actually harms them to produce symptoms. It’s particularly nasty.

Yes. I am familiar with it via a child at my preschool. She was in foster care.

Neophyte said:

One for DV

Are we allowed to copy the copy of MM?

The Rev Dodgson said:

Neophyte said:

One for DV

Are we allowed to copy the copy of MM?

Not for 70 years.

buffy said:

kii said:

OCDC said:

That one’s great!

Is it hereditary? I always thought that Mother Dearest was a hypochondriac. Then some of my fellow offspring discussed Munchausen syndrome. Is it possible to have Munchausen by proxy as well as normal Munchausen?

Munchausen by proxy is when the parent finds things wrong with their child…or actually harms them to produce symptoms. It’s particularly nasty.

We now call it FDIA (fictitious disorder imposed on another) and it’s operationalised by either faking symptoms or inducing symptoms.

I don’t think hereditary is the right word.. it’s possibly a learned behaviour, the manipulation seen as ‘normal’ by the children who experience it.

Arts said:

buffy said:

kii said:

Is it hereditary? I always thought that Mother Dearest was a hypochondriac. Then some of my fellow offspring discussed Munchausen syndrome. Is it possible to have Munchausen by proxy as well as normal Munchausen?

Munchausen by proxy is when the parent finds things wrong with their child…or actually harms them to produce symptoms. It’s particularly nasty.

We now call it FDIA (fictitious disorder imposed on another) and it’s operationalised by either faking symptoms or inducing symptoms.

I don’t think hereditary is the right word.. it’s possibly a learned behaviour, the manipulation seen as ‘normal’ by the children who experience it.

When I Googled the spelling of Munchausen the new term was mentioned.
I was joking about hypochondria being hereditary.

kii said:

Arts said:

buffy said:

Munchausen by proxy is when the parent finds things wrong with their child…or actually harms them to produce symptoms. It’s particularly nasty.

We now call it FDIA (fictitious disorder imposed on another) and it’s operationalised by either faking symptoms or inducing symptoms.

I don’t think hereditary is the right word.. it’s possibly a learned behaviour, the manipulation seen as ‘normal’ by the children who experience it.

When I Googled the spelling of Munchausen the new term was mentioned.
I was joking about hypochondria being hereditary.

apart from the recent hubbub about Gypsy (due to her release) – which is probably one of the most severe cases I have followed – there is a fairly good autobiography called Sickened – by Julie Gregory which recounts her experience of being the victim of FDIA …

Neophyte said:

One for DV

LOLOL

Neophyte said:

One for DV

Yes

sarahs mum said:

Lololol 😆

sarahs mum said:

rough

sarahs mum said:

To be fair, both her parents were born in Scotland.

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

To be fair, both her parents were born in Scotland.

Australia doesn’t exist

Can’t believe it was 20 years since that wedding.

Arts said:

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

To be fair, both her parents were born in Scotland.

Australia doesn’t exist

… and Tasmania even less so.

Arts said:

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

To be fair, both her parents were born in Scotland.

Australia doesn’t exist

Pffft… where do you think birds come from?

Arts said:

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

To be fair, both her parents were born in Scotland.

Australia doesn’t exist

No true Scots calls themselves Tasmanian or Australian.

ChrispenEvan said:

Ooh-ah!

ChrispenEvan said:

What is that thing on the right

dv said:

ChrispenEvan said:

What is that thing on the right

coitus proboscis.

ChrispenEvan said:

dv said:

ChrispenEvan said:

What is that thing on the right

coitus proboscis.

Heh

ChrispenEvan said:

:)

Kingy said:

Oh lord

For those who know.

Kingy said:

I don’t think that’s right.
Water was invented on Day 2. And I quote.
“Water was not created until Day 2. God created the water out of the formless material described in Day 1. The Hebrew word for “waters” is a euphemism for a deep, dark space, like the depths of the sea. We can see how Moses uses the word waters in this way when we notice he compares the word to the “deep” earlier in that verse. Moses juxtaposes the words “deep” and “waters” in the verse in a parallel fashion as synonyms. “

So water was invented BEFORE Adam and Evy were in invented.
So your pictorial is wrong, but don’t take it hard Pilgrim, a lot of people get things wrong when put to the test of Biblical Scholars.

Peak Warming Man said:

Kingy said:

I don’t think that’s right.
Water was invented on Day 2. And I quote.
“Water was not created until Day 2. God created the water out of the formless material described in Day 1. The Hebrew word for “waters” is a euphemism for a deep, dark space, like the depths of the sea. We can see how Moses uses the word waters in this way when we notice he compares the word to the “deep” earlier in that verse. Moses juxtaposes the words “deep” and “waters” in the verse in a parallel fashion as synonyms. “

So water was invented BEFORE Adam and Evy were in invented.
So your pictorial is wrong, but don’t take it hard Pilgrim, a lot of people get things wrong when put to the test of Biblical Scholars.

the words that you’re liable to read in the bible ain’t necessarily so.

old jungle sayong.

sarahs mum said:

Heh.

sarahs mum said:

like :)

Peak Warming Man said:

Kingy said:

I don’t think that’s right.
Water was invented on Day 2. And I quote.
“Water was not created until Day 2. God created the water out of the formless material described in Day 1. The Hebrew word for “waters” is a euphemism for a deep, dark space, like the depths of the sea. We can see how Moses uses the word waters in this way when we notice he compares the word to the “deep” earlier in that verse. Moses juxtaposes the words “deep” and “waters” in the verse in a parallel fashion as synonyms. “

So water was invented BEFORE Adam and Evy were in invented.
So your pictorial is wrong, but don’t take it hard Pilgrim, a lot of people get things wrong when put to the test of Biblical Scholars.

Of course, Adam and Eve were made up of a large part of water. Therfore water had to exist for them to.

ChrispenEvan said:

:)))

AussieDJ said:

I like that attitude.

fsm said:

Poor lad ended up up with a dab of gasket shellac for an eye.

ChrispenEvan said:

:)

sarahs mum said:

Trump didn’t need or follow any direction to give that look.

sarahs mum said:

Like.

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

Like.

It is a nasty mug shot of a nasty mug.

ABC News:

Presumably, it will now be known as the ‘slightly-less-than-maximum security jail’.

sarahs mum said:

Trust the Swiss to be neutral on the issue.

sarahs mum said:

Particularly Prime Ministers.

Avatar
therobotmonster

Its parts were obscenely limited in their movement. Each hinge could open or close only a small amount before reaching its limit, yet by working in concert they demonstrated unexpected dexterity, moving and manipulating the objects before it with cunning equal to my own. It was more torso than limb, as though a seal had been stretched and warped, given long grasping tentacles filled with bones like bars of coral. It’s head was most horrid of all, flat and ovoid, jutting out too small from the trunk as though it belonged to a beast half its size.

The thing rose upon its lowermost appendages, two long trunks that ended in flat, protruding flippers that branched into stubby, grasping mockeries of a sucker. It’s triple-hinged uppermost limbs were similar, but the ends branched into five smaller tentacles, each with three hinges of their own.

I froze, as the thing’s gaze fell upon me and it opened its hideous fish-jaw, filled with thick, many-shaped teeth like white shards of stone, and spoke in a shrill, discordant babble. I felt its horrid dry grip on my flesh, as those hinged appendages closed on me like the legs of a crab.

I felt the heat of its body, tasted its noxious, oily flesh through my touch, and prepared for the end, and all went black as a swoon overtook me.

I awoke, some time later, the cold and comforting water, banished back to the comfort of the sea and the dark. I should be grateful I am alive. I should cast aside the experience like a half-remembered dream.

I shall never again go swimming in search of lights above. The last thing I recall before the darkness took me was my right eye popping free of the thing’s grasp enough to see into the distance for one brief moment.

I saw thousands of lights.

Be nice if the meme link in the index was updated.

Cymek said:

Ha!

Rude Startrek

JudgeMental said:

Lol

Spiny Norman said:

That’s a stretch.

Maserati’s 1972 Boomerang.

Spiny Norman said:

Maserati’s 1972 Boomerang.

ruby said:

But his use of methodic doubt means that he only believes that they exist, and their existence is beyond his ability to prove, leaving his existence (when he is thinking) as the only certainty. That is, unless those people can be proven to be ideas as clear and distinct as ‘i think, therefore i am’, but even then, they’d exist only as ideas.

Tamb said:

Spiny Norman said:

Maserati’s 1972 Boomerang.

Pfft. Maseratis. Port Moresby taxis.

captain_spalding said:

ruby said:

But his use of methodic doubt means that he only believes that they exist, and their existence is beyond his ability to prove, leaving his existence (when he is thinking) as the only certainty. That is, unless those people can be proven to be ideas as clear and distinct as ‘i think, therefore i am’, but even then, they’d exist only as ideas.

Like really scary shit and stuff like.

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-book-signing-mocked-1859334

Link

JudgeMental said:

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-book-signing-mocked-1859334

Link

:)

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-book-signing-mocked-1859334

Link

:)

That’s what happens when your fans can’t read

dv said:

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-book-signing-mocked-1859334

Link

:)

That’s what happens when your fans can’t read

Ha!

By Czech writer Karel Čapek.

JudgeMental said:

:)

JudgeMental said:

I must insist on a metric version of this meme!

JudgeMental said:

I’ve got a cap like that.

Peak Warming Man said:

JudgeMental said:

I’ve got a cap like that.

and I bet you wear it too.

JudgeMental said:

So he always had a long face. Long before he started receding.

JudgeMental said:

…an as this is the American medical system, you now owe us $50,000.

Sign Appreciation Society
Paulo Lyra · 2 h ·
Amsterdam. Probably one of the world’s most famous signs, but I have not seen it here yet. Sorry for any duplication.

BBC News:

‘Journalism’ really is money for old rope, some days.

roughbarked said:

JudgeMental said:

So he always had a long face. Long before he started receding.

yes, except when he was john travolta.

Byron Bay

sarahs mum said:

Byron Bay

Weird.

sarahs mum said:

Byron Bay

Mountain hippies have been in town.

JudgeMental said:

It beats a banana taped to a wall.

JudgeMental said:

A natural bidet

Peak Warming Man said:

JudgeMental said:

A natural bidet

it’s all fun and games until the toilet paper gets wet. and the sea is not angry that day.

JudgeMental said:

Peak Warming Man said:

JudgeMental said:

A natural bidet

it’s all fun and games until the toilet paper gets wet. and the sea is not angry that day.

Early bidets were paper free.

JudgeMental said:

Mmm, lorem ipsum.

sarahs mum said:

Did lol.

+1

speaking of shooting arras. robin hood was on his death bed and called for his faithful gang members. Bring me my bow and an arrow he called. Saying, i shall shoot this arrow and where it lands, bury me there. so that’s why he was buried on top of the wardrobe.

JudgeMental said:

A little birdie, flying high
Dropped a message from the sky
As I wiped it from my eye,
I thanked the lord that cows don’t fly.

JudgeMental said:

speaking of shooting arras. robin hood was on his death bed and called for his faithful gang members. Bring me my bow and an arrow he called. Saying, i shall shoot this arrow and where it lands, bury me there. so that’s why he was buried on top of the wardrobe.

LTJTB…

:)

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

speaking of shooting arras. robin hood was on his death bed and called for his faithful gang members. Bring me my bow and an arrow he called. Saying, i shall shoot this arrow and where it lands, bury me there. so that’s why he was buried on top of the wardrobe.

LTJTB…

:)

Actually Boris told me that one in a dream.

JudgeMental said:

Every episode of ‘Midsomer Murders’.

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

A little birdie, flying high
Dropped a message from the sky
As I wiped it from my eye,
I thanked the lord that cows don’t fly.

or the Hampshire version:

A little birdie, flying high
Dropped his cargo from the sky
Aaar said the farmer, wiping his eye,
It’s a damned good thing that cows don’t fly.

JudgeMental said:

and then there is:

Are we rolling?
A one, a two, a three, a four
A mother was washing her baby one night
The youngest of ten and a delicate mite
The mother was poor and the baby was thin
‘Twas naught but an skeleton covered with skin

The mother turned ‘round for a soap off the rack
She was only a moment but when she turned back
Her baby had gone, and in anguish she cried
“Oh, where has my baby gone?”, the angels replied
(Plied)

Oh, your baby has gone down the plug hole
Oh, your baby has gone down the plug
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin
He should have been washed in a jug, in a jug

Your baby is perfectly happy
He won’t need a bath anymore
He’s a-muckin’ about with the angels above
Not lost but gone before

{Thank you, thank you
Thank you
Do you wanna do it again?}

The Institute for the Scientific Study of Human and Non-Human Phenomena.
drtnopsoSeh96tmhm90faa1u6lcla9cc5f1c5

THE TELEKINETIC.

Dr. Glansome Radetzky, 1893, Professor of Telekinesis at The Institute for the Scientific Study of Human and Non-Human Phenomena is shown in this photograph. Radetzky regularly taught courses in our Los Angeles branch.
Telekinesis could be learned and taught, he showed, through precise mental exercises. Radetzky could levitate his dress-boots handily, and the edge of a woman’s skirt.

He boasted of great virility and vigor; eventually it was discovered, however, that he was impotent sexually, and only attained erections by telekinetically lifting his own penis.

This huge blow to his esteem caused him to change his career to circus performer.

A radically shortened version of Radetzky’s doctoral dissertation (Jagiellonian Institut, 1887) was reproduced as the popular 44-page pamphlet “Levitation of Small House-Hold Objects.” Copies appear occasionally on eBay.

‘Radetzky could levitate his dress-boots handily, and the edge of a woman’s skirt.’

Truly an A-list celebrity, a must-have for any soirée.

The Institute for the Scientific Study of Human and Non-Human Phenomena. ·
TESTICULAR WORSHIP.

Shown in this photogramme is Florence Hedler of the USA, a creator of the “Testicle Cult of South Mississipi” in the period from 1934 until Hedler’s passing in 1979.

A strange spin-off of so-called “Muscular Christianity,” the cult consecrated sperm-worship and glorification of male gonads in bizarre rituals that kept Hedler on the edge of various criminal charges for the entirety of the cult’s existence.

The scripture of this religious organization, in addition to mandating veneration for male organs, also required a corresponding denigration of, and disrespect for, female genitalia.

Some strange, secret rumors that the cult is alive today are being investigated by the Institute’s NRM (New Religious Movement) bureau; Institute investigators are exploring evidence that a current, extremely clandestine version of the cult is practiced by certain members of the United States Supreme Court. Details will be published once available

Canned chicken in the US.
Looks like Cthulhu is arriving as it comes out of the can.

Here’s something to fascinate Our Bill:

ABC News:

‘Boeing 747 flown by cargo carrier Atlas Air filmed on fire before emergency landing in US city of Miami’

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-20/boeing-747-cargo-atlas-air-fire-emergency-landing-miami/103371366

Popular Science, Sept 1933:

I haven’t been able to find anything further about this intrepid chap.

Which is a pity, because i’m sure that someone must have filmed the first test-flight, and that it would be well worth viewing.

sarahs mum said:

Shopped?

Michael V said:

sarahs mum said:

Shopped?

That’s what I recon too.

WASHINGTON—In an effort to determine whether it should even bother trying anymore,
the U.S. Postal Service issued a new stamp with an anus on it Thursday to see if people
these days still care what is on their stamps. “We’ve put some pretty cool stuff on our
stamps recently—a T. rex, the U.S.S. Missouri, Marvin Gaye—but does anyone really
notice or appreciate the effort that goes into them?” said Postmaster General Megan
Brennan, explaining the new stamp would be the first of several to feature hand-painted,
photorealistic depictions of the puckered orifice. “Our plan is to find out by issuing a
succession of increasingly graphic anus stamps over the course of the next year, from
commemorative illustrations of the anuses of U.S. presidents to a ‘Sphincters in Space’ series
honoring the bravery, and anuses, of America’s astronauts. If there’s an outcry, that’s fine, because
then we’ll have confirmed people are still paying attention. Either way, there will be hairy assholes
on all of your stamps from now on.” At press time, sources reported the Postal Service had received
such an overwhelmingly positive response from the general public and stamp collectors alike that it
was struggling to keep up with demand.

JudgeMental said:

WASHINGTON—In an effort to determine whether it should even bother trying anymore,
the U.S. Postal Service issued a new stamp with an anus on it Thursday to see if people
these days still care what is on their stamps. “We’ve put some pretty cool stuff on our
stamps recently—a T. rex, the U.S.S. Missouri, Marvin Gaye—but does anyone really
notice or appreciate the effort that goes into them?” said Postmaster General Megan
Brennan, explaining the new stamp would be the first of several to feature hand-painted,
photorealistic depictions of the puckered orifice. “Our plan is to find out by issuing a
succession of increasingly graphic anus stamps over the course of the next year, from
commemorative illustrations of the anuses of U.S. presidents to a ‘Sphincters in Space’ series
honoring the bravery, and anuses, of America’s astronauts. If there’s an outcry, that’s fine, because
then we’ll have confirmed people are still paying attention. Either way, there will be hairy assholes
on all of your stamps from now on.” At press time, sources reported the Postal Service had received
such an overwhelmingly positive response from the general public and stamp collectors alike that it
was struggling to keep up with demand.

It would have been better without the explanation.

Peak Warming Man said:

JudgeMental said:

WASHINGTON—In an effort to determine whether it should even bother trying anymore,
the U.S. Postal Service issued a new stamp with an anus on it Thursday to see if people
these days still care what is on their stamps. “We’ve put some pretty cool stuff on our
stamps recently—a T. rex, the U.S.S. Missouri, Marvin Gaye—but does anyone really
notice or appreciate the effort that goes into them?” said Postmaster General Megan
Brennan, explaining the new stamp would be the first of several to feature hand-painted,
photorealistic depictions of the puckered orifice. “Our plan is to find out by issuing a
succession of increasingly graphic anus stamps over the course of the next year, from
commemorative illustrations of the anuses of U.S. presidents to a ‘Sphincters in Space’ series
honoring the bravery, and anuses, of America’s astronauts. If there’s an outcry, that’s fine, because
then we’ll have confirmed people are still paying attention. Either way, there will be hairy assholes
on all of your stamps from now on.” At press time, sources reported the Postal Service had received
such an overwhelmingly positive response from the general public and stamp collectors alike that it
was struggling to keep up with demand.

It would have been better without the explanation.

Tell the Onion

https://www.theonion.com/postal-service-releases-stamp-with-anus-on-it-to-see-if-1837272403?utm_content=Main&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2yp-S_rxvUh9uzISS5s3PMMWb2WvUFe9nqrm0xbKEZNHTyfCbEEIundx8

But why are we being treated to news from the United States of Arseholes from 2019?

The Rev Dodgson said:

Peak Warming Man said:

JudgeMental said:

WASHINGTON—In an effort to determine whether it should even bother trying anymore,
the U.S. Postal Service issued a new stamp with an anus on it Thursday to see if people
these days still care what is on their stamps. “We’ve put some pretty cool stuff on our
stamps recently—a T. rex, the U.S.S. Missouri, Marvin Gaye—but does anyone really
notice or appreciate the effort that goes into them?” said Postmaster General Megan
Brennan, explaining the new stamp would be the first of several to feature hand-painted,
photorealistic depictions of the puckered orifice. “Our plan is to find out by issuing a
succession of increasingly graphic anus stamps over the course of the next year, from
commemorative illustrations of the anuses of U.S. presidents to a ‘Sphincters in Space’ series
honoring the bravery, and anuses, of America’s astronauts. If there’s an outcry, that’s fine, because
then we’ll have confirmed people are still paying attention. Either way, there will be hairy assholes
on all of your stamps from now on.” At press time, sources reported the Postal Service had received
such an overwhelmingly positive response from the general public and stamp collectors alike that it
was struggling to keep up with demand.

It would have been better without the explanation.

Tell the Onion

https://www.theonion.com/postal-service-releases-stamp-with-anus-on-it-to-see-if-1837272403?utm_content=Main&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2yp-S_rxvUh9uzISS5s3PMMWb2WvUFe9nqrm0xbKEZNHTyfCbEEIundx8

But why are we being treated to news from the United States of Arseholes from 2019?

so you’ve seen it before?

Peak Warming Man said:

JudgeMental said:

WASHINGTON—In an effort to determine whether it should even bother trying anymore,
the U.S. Postal Service issued a new stamp with an anus on it Thursday to see if people
these days still care what is on their stamps. “We’ve put some pretty cool stuff on our
stamps recently—a T. rex, the U.S.S. Missouri, Marvin Gaye—but does anyone really
notice or appreciate the effort that goes into them?” said Postmaster General Megan
Brennan, explaining the new stamp would be the first of several to feature hand-painted,
photorealistic depictions of the puckered orifice. “Our plan is to find out by issuing a
succession of increasingly graphic anus stamps over the course of the next year, from
commemorative illustrations of the anuses of U.S. presidents to a ‘Sphincters in Space’ series
honoring the bravery, and anuses, of America’s astronauts. If there’s an outcry, that’s fine, because
then we’ll have confirmed people are still paying attention. Either way, there will be hairy assholes
on all of your stamps from now on.” At press time, sources reported the Postal Service had received
such an overwhelmingly positive response from the general public and stamp collectors alike that it
was struggling to keep up with demand.

It would have been better without the explanation.

would you lick it though? that is the question.

JudgeMental said:

Peak Warming Man said:

JudgeMental said:

WASHINGTON—In an effort to determine whether it should even bother trying anymore,
the U.S. Postal Service issued a new stamp with an anus on it Thursday to see if people
these days still care what is on their stamps. “We’ve put some pretty cool stuff on our
stamps recently—a T. rex, the U.S.S. Missouri, Marvin Gaye—but does anyone really
notice or appreciate the effort that goes into them?” said Postmaster General Megan
Brennan, explaining the new stamp would be the first of several to feature hand-painted,
photorealistic depictions of the puckered orifice. “Our plan is to find out by issuing a
succession of increasingly graphic anus stamps over the course of the next year, from
commemorative illustrations of the anuses of U.S. presidents to a ‘Sphincters in Space’ series
honoring the bravery, and anuses, of America’s astronauts. If there’s an outcry, that’s fine, because
then we’ll have confirmed people are still paying attention. Either way, there will be hairy assholes
on all of your stamps from now on.” At press time, sources reported the Postal Service had received
such an overwhelmingly positive response from the general public and stamp collectors alike that it
was struggling to keep up with demand.

It would have been better without the explanation.

would you lick it though? that is the question.

but you can’t see the face(arsehole) of the stamp while licking the back.

JudgeMental said:

Had to do my own research on that one:

Immanentize the eschaton

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In political theory and theology, to immanentize the eschaton is a generally pejorative phrase referring to attempts to bring about utopian conditions in the world, and to effectively create heaven on earth. Theologically, the belief is akin to postmillennialism as reflected in the Social Gospel of the 1880–1930 era, as well as Protestant reform movements during the Second Great Awakening in the 1830s and 1840s such as abolitionism.

JudgeMental said:

WASHINGTON—In an effort to determine whether it should even bother trying anymore,
the U.S. Postal Service issued a new stamp with an anus on it Thursday to see if people
these days still care what is on their stamps. “We’ve put some pretty cool stuff on our
stamps recently—a T. rex, the U.S.S. Missouri, Marvin Gaye—but does anyone really
notice or appreciate the effort that goes into them?” said Postmaster General Megan
Brennan, explaining the new stamp would be the first of several to feature hand-painted,
photorealistic depictions of the puckered orifice. “Our plan is to find out by issuing a
succession of increasingly graphic anus stamps over the course of the next year, from
commemorative illustrations of the anuses of U.S. presidents to a ‘Sphincters in Space’ series
honoring the bravery, and anuses, of America’s astronauts. If there’s an outcry, that’s fine, because
then we’ll have confirmed people are still paying attention. Either way, there will be hairy assholes
on all of your stamps from now on.” At press time, sources reported the Postal Service had received
such an overwhelmingly positive response from the general public and stamp collectors alike that it
was struggling to keep up with demand.

Shopped.

The Rev Dodgson said:

JudgeMental said:

Had to do my own research on that one:

Immanentize the eschaton

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In political theory and theology, to immanentize the eschaton is a generally pejorative phrase referring to attempts to bring about utopian conditions in the world, and to effectively create heaven on earth. Theologically, the belief is akin to postmillennialism as reflected in the Social Gospel of the 1880–1930 era, as well as Protestant reform movements during the Second Great Awakening in the 1830s and 1840s such as abolitionism.

But what does Quora say?

https://au.news.yahoo.com/legendary-aussies-create-best-ever-google-maps-photos-041340381.html

Link

JudgeMental said:

https://au.news.yahoo.com/legendary-aussies-create-best-ever-google-maps-photos-041340381.html

Link

Could be the start of a slew of internet myths,

https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=675199631485057&set=pcb.675199951485025

Link

there is a few.

JudgeMental said:

Mmmm…Consumer Chips…tapeworms….

Spiny Norman said:

Shopped.

The Moon is nowhere to be seen.

The Rev Dodgson said:

Spiny Norman said:

Shopped.

The Moon is nowhere to be seen.

Well spotted.

Spiny Norman said:

Nice one.

:)

Michael V said:

Spiny Norman said:

Nice one.

:)

It’s surprising what people don’t notice.

I once worked in a place with an armed guard at the door, to admit people only with the proper identification, which we had to wear at all times. Laminated i.d. card, photo, colour code bars denoting areas authorised etc.

I stuck a picture of Groucho Marx over my photo, and no-one said anything for two weeks.

I got a bollocking over it, but i think that it was just ‘them upstairs’ venting their embarrassment.

captain_spalding said:

Michael V said:

Spiny Norman said:

Nice one.

:)

It’s surprising what people don’t notice.

I once worked in a place with an armed guard at the door, to admit people only with the proper identification, which we had to wear at all times. Laminated i.d. card, photo, colour code bars denoting areas authorised etc.

I stuck a picture of Groucho Marx over my photo, and no-one said anything for two weeks.

I got a bollocking over it, but i think that it was just ‘them upstairs’ venting their embarrassment.

Ha!

Cheesus, a bit nuts are we?

www.facebook.com/AnomieJT

Spiny Norman said:

Cheesus, a bit nuts are we?

www.facebook.com/AnomieJT

I can hear the ‘woo! woo!’ from here.

Spiny Norman said:

Cheesus, a bit nuts are we?

www.facebook.com/AnomieJT

This is always weird as the mind control is more of a lack of control going by crimes and conflicts occurring everywhere

They do have those active denial systems though

Spiny Norman said:

Cheesus, a bit nuts are we?

www.facebook.com/AnomieJT

vircator is part of an emp generator.

https://ethw.org/Vircator

Link

Cymek said:

This is always weird as the mind control is more of a lack of control going by crimes and conflicts occurring everywhere

They do have those active denial systems though

The lady says, in other posts, the she lives ‘at the edge of the world’.

I think that she may have gone a trifle farther than that.

(‘The edge of the world’ is, apparently, Canada’s west coast. It’s not clear just what she thinks lies to the west of her location.)

JudgeMental said:

Spiny Norman said:

Cheesus, a bit nuts are we?

www.facebook.com/AnomieJT

vircator is part of an emp generator.

https://ethw.org/Vircator

Link

https://www.airuniversity.af.edu/Portals/10/ASPJ/journals/Chronicles/apjemp.pdf

Link

EMP devices.

to dull or lessen the pain

It is also the name of a police training exercise.

hence the bewilderment.

JudgeMental said:

They’re not ‘shrimp’.

They’re ‘salty pals’.

The recently opened bypass through Ben Stiller to make the
Highlands more accessible. The entrance has been planted
with fragrant plants to make it more appealing.

JudgeMental said:

The recently opened bypass through Ben Stiller to make the
Highlands more accessible. The entrance has been planted
with fragrant plants to make it more appealing.

Wow, he looked completely different in Zoolander

JudgeMental said:

The recently opened bypass through Ben Stiller to make the
Highlands more accessible. The entrance has been planted
with fragrant plants to make it more appealing.

Where is this place?

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

The recently opened bypass through Ben Stiller to make the
Highlands more accessible. The entrance has been planted
with fragrant plants to make it more appealing.

Where is this place?

Ben Stiller is so underrated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvKq72CF-JY

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

The recently opened bypass through Ben Stiller to make the
Highlands more accessible. The entrance has been planted
with fragrant plants to make it more appealing.

Where is this place?

Appears to be a natural arch in the Tianmen Mountain

JudgeMental said:

:)

And it’s so easy to pick males by their compensating-for-tiny-member vehicles.

OCDC said:

And it’s so easy to pick males by their compensating-for-tiny-member vehicles.

Toyota sedans with a straw hat in the back window aren’t worth the effort.

JudgeMental said:

I like that. Should send it to Dutton’s email.

JudgeMental said:

:)

JudgeMental said:

Seems reasonable.

Never forget the woman who got arrested for being a fake sign language interpreter.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1751352881641652283

OCDC said:

Lololol 😆
I ❤ cats

Cymek said:

Reminds me of the Little Johnny joke.

Cymek said:

Have people actually done that?

fsm said:

No thanks.

Michael V said:

fsm said:

No thanks.

Wasn’t too fond of that record when it used to play every night.

Michael V said:

fsm said:

No thanks.

I can get that as a free extra on just about any flight between Brisbane and Sydney.

fsm said:

An hour

Michael V said:

fsm said:

No thanks.

I downloaded an album of people meowing…only made it though the first minute.

captain_spalding said:

Michael V said:

fsm said:

No thanks.

I can get that as a free extra on just about any flight between Brisbane and Sydney.

I was sat near a little baby, maybe 3 months, on the return flight. He didn’t make a sound, just looked around like a bobblehead.

JudgeMental said:

:)

Although it does seem she was surprised how much was in the wallet.

JudgeMental said:

Let us hope the girls stay away from them.

JudgeMental said:

Lols…..

kii said:

JudgeMental said:

Lols…..

And it would seem we aren’t able to work out why…

buffy said:

kii said:

JudgeMental said:

Lols…..

And it would seem we aren’t able to work out why…

It would seem that it takes a certain mental thickness to be a white supremacist.

For OCDC.

Singing cat.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JhWNA36me6k

JudgeMental said:

Trump lands somewhere, adds tons and tons of unnecessary CO2 to the atmosphere.

His plane also adds some gases to the mix.

JudgeMental said:

‘…causes the eater to become blind for a day…’?! ‘Various ingredients can be used…such as… poisons…’?!

Jesus Harold Hubert Christ!

Is this still legal anywhere?

captain_spalding said:

JudgeMental said:

‘…causes the eater to become blind for a day…’?! ‘Various ingredients can be used…such as… poisons…’?!

Jesus Harold Hubert Christ!

Is this still legal anywhere?

Probably, but…

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blinding-stew

Link

https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/x-is-for/

Link