Date: 12/01/2024 13:59:36
From: dv
ID: 2113585
Subject: what memes may come
Date: 12/01/2024 18:38:51
From: dv
ID: 2113721
Subject: re: what memes may come
This might even be too shitty for this forum
dv said:
This might even be too shitty for this forum
looks like a Nimbin non cooker.
sarahs mum said:
š
dv said:
This might even be too shitty for this forum
It hurts that you think weāre not the smarts with the brains.
dv said:
This might even be too shitty for this forum
Probably. IDGI.
Michael V said:
dv said:
This might even be too shitty for this forum
Probably. IDGI.
No place like home for the holidays.
kii said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
This might even be too shitty for this forum
Probably. IDGI.
No place like home for the holidays.
Oh. Thanks.
I did not know this expression.
Michael V said:
kii said:
Michael V said:Probably. IDGI.
No place like home for the holidays.
Oh. Thanks.
I did not know this expression.
Me neither.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1521381165290402?mibextid=BhObA4&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
Wisdom of the elders
sarahs mum said:
I donāt know, they look fit and well fed to me.
buffy said:
Michael V said:
kii said:No place like home for the holidays.
Oh. Thanks.
I did not know this expression.
Me neither.
Perry Como ā (Thereās No Place Like) Home for the Holidays
A peanut vendor wearing a suit made of peanuts, 1890.
dv said:
shopped.
Spiny Norman said:
A peanut vendor wearing a suit made of peanuts, 1890.
Boris?
Very clever choreography from the humans.
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
A peanut vendor wearing a suit made of peanuts, 1890.
Boris?
Oi!
OCDC said:
Ha ha. Finally, we have the answer to that question.
Spiny Norman said:
Thatās accurate.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Thatās accurate.
:) my word.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Thatās accurate.
thatās a fallacy.
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Thatās accurate.
thatās a fallacy.
It is called arse covering.
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Thatās accurate.
thatās a fallacy.
Thanks PF.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Thatās accurate.
thatās a fallacy.
It is called arse covering.
itās called the texas sharpshooter fallacy.
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:thatās a fallacy.
It is called arse covering.
itās called the texas sharpshooter fallacy.
:) I thought it may describe Truth Social.
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:thatās a fallacy.
It is called arse covering.
itās called the texas sharpshooter fallacy.
Interestingly, what is depicted in the cartoon is not actually an example of the Texas sharpshooter fallacy, because in that case there is only one target drawn around a cluster.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_sharpshooter_fallacy
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:It is called arse covering.
itās called the texas sharpshooter fallacy.
Interestingly, what is depicted in the cartoon is not actually an example of the Texas sharpshooter fallacy, because in that case there is only one target drawn around a cluster.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_sharpshooter_fallacy
Otherwise it could be called goalpost shifting?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Thatās accurate.
Itās called the Texas Sharpshooter.
If you changed āElon Muskā to āBioscienceā it would be accurate.
dv said:
I love this.
Itās an update on the famous meme āWhen you realise it spells Horseā
mollwollfumble said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Thatās accurate.
Itās called the Texas Sharpshooter.
If you changed āElon Muskā to āBioscienceā it would be accurate.
Could you give an example or two?
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Spiny Norman said:
I thought of that pun quite some time ago, but never found an occasion on which to use it.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
I thought of that pun quite some time ago, but never found an occasion on which to use it.
You could take a letter or two out and it wold read empty gene.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Thatās accurate.
A lot of envy out there for the people who are changing the world from those who wish they also could, but alas do not know where to start. There will always be those who build big bridges and those who build the smaller ones.
PermeateFree said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Thatās accurate.
A lot of envy out there for the people who are changing the world from those who wish they also could, but alas do not know where to start. There will always be those who build big bridges and those who build the smaller ones.
Iām too busy having 9 kids to change the world.
Spiny Norman said:
I can think of times when getting pissed and fighting wildlife would have seem like order, by comparison.
Witty Rejoinder said:
PermeateFree said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Thatās accurate.
A lot of envy out there for the people who are changing the world from those who wish they also could, but alas do not know where to start. There will always be those who build big bridges and those who build the smaller ones.
Iām too busy having 9 kids to change the world.
Having children requires little effort and enjoyable for most people, showing them the path for self-improvement is much more demanding.
PermeateFree said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
PermeateFree said:A lot of envy out there for the people who are changing the world from those who wish they also could, but alas do not know where to start. There will always be those who build big bridges and those who build the smaller ones.
Iām too busy having 9 kids to change the world.
Having children requires little effort and enjoyable for most people, showing them the path for self-improvement is much more demanding.
I have no relationship with 6 of them or their mothers.
Witty Rejoinder said:
PermeateFree said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Iām too busy having 9 kids to change the world.
Having children requires little effort and enjoyable for most people, showing them the path for self-improvement is much more demanding.
I have no relationship with 6 of them or their mothers.
And you were never any good with money.
PermeateFree said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Thatās accurate.
A lot of envy out there for the people who are changing the world from those who wish they also could, but alas do not know where to start. There will always be those who build big bridges and those who build the smaller ones.
Since he took over Twitter he has gone off the rails. The business itself needs to be chucked in the dam. It is just a matter of which platform replaces it and then it is finished. He still has several tens of billion in debtsowing on the purchase, and all his Tesla stocks are mortgaged to the Twitter loan.
party_pants said:
PermeateFree said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Thatās accurate.
A lot of envy out there for the people who are changing the world from those who wish they also could, but alas do not know where to start. There will always be those who build big bridges and those who build the smaller ones.
Since he took over Twitter he has gone off the rails. The business itself needs to be chucked in the dam. It is just a matter of which platform replaces it and then it is finished. He still has several tens of billion in debtsowing on the purchase, and all his Tesla stocks are mortgaged to the Twitter loan.
Twitter, aka X, was a mistake for him, but he got in too far to extract himself. However, it is an inconsequential business where all sorts of people, especially nutters can voice their opinions, but all in all, they really donāt matter. So one of his many businesses is going down the drain, but it seems to be only his enemies and people who cannot see his real worth that are getting all upset about it. Donāt get your knicker in a knot, because it does not concern you and Elon will have learnt something and lost some money he can well afford to lose. The world nor Elon is going to collapse because of it and those who think social media is the best, will soon move onto the next shiny thing.
PermeateFree said:
party_pants said:
PermeateFree said:A lot of envy out there for the people who are changing the world from those who wish they also could, but alas do not know where to start. There will always be those who build big bridges and those who build the smaller ones.
Since he took over Twitter he has gone off the rails. The business itself needs to be chucked in the dam. It is just a matter of which platform replaces it and then it is finished. He still has several tens of billion in debtsowing on the purchase, and all his Tesla stocks are mortgaged to the Twitter loan.
Twitter, aka X, was a mistake for him, but he got in too far to extract himself. However, it is an inconsequential business where all sorts of people, especially nutters can voice their opinions, but all in all, they really donāt matter. So one of his many businesses is going down the drain, but it seems to be only his enemies and people who cannot see his real worth that are getting all upset about it. Donāt get your knicker in a knot, because it does not concern you and Elon will have learnt something and lost some money he can well afford to lose. The world nor Elon is going to collapse because of it and those who think social media is the best, will soon move onto the next shiny thing.
He (Elon) is the wealthiest person in the world, with an estimated net worth of US$232 billion as of December 2023, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, and $254 billion according to Forbes, primarily from his ownership stakes in Tesla and SpaceX.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk
Kingy said:
Huh?
Destroyā¦.destroyā¦.
ruby said:
Destroyā¦.destroyā¦.
Iām sure all decent Daleks would find that derogatory.
Bubblecar said:
ruby said:
Destroyā¦.destroyā¦.
Iām sure all decent Daleks would find that derogatory.
There were no decent Daleks. The only good one was a dead one.
ruby said:
Destroyā¦.destroyā¦.
Exterminate.
Love.
sarahs mum said:
Love.
:)
sarahs mum said:
Love.
:)
sarahs mum said:
Love.
Heh.
sarahs mum said:
Love.
He he.
OCDC said:
This one always annoys me.
The first speakerās use of the present perfect does not imply that speaker 2 has peaked. If speaker 1 had said ādidā, this might imply that.
What you look like as a hippie.
https://www.gagdonkey.net/en/game/imagine_hippie
What you look like as a Viking
www.gagdonkey.net/en/game/imagine_viking/uid_6592dfa229e427.18133621_uid/rid_6592dfa39c60e_rid
Spiny Norman said:
What you look like as a hippie.
https://www.gagdonkey.net/en/game/imagine_hippie
What you look like as a Viking
www.gagdonkey.net/en/game/imagine_viking/uid_6592dfa229e427.18133621_uid/rid_6592dfa39c60e_rid
Heh, you look quite convincing in those roles Bill :)
Spiny Norman said:
What you look like as a hippie.
https://www.gagdonkey.net/en/game/imagine_hippie
What you look like as a Viking
www.gagdonkey.net/en/game/imagine_viking/uid_6592dfa229e427.18133621_uid/rid_6592dfa39c60e_rid
Prefer the viking
dv said:
Spiny Norman said:
What you look like as a hippie.
https://www.gagdonkey.net/en/game/imagine_hippie
What you look like as a Viking
www.gagdonkey.net/en/game/imagine_viking/uid_6592dfa229e427.18133621_uid/rid_6592dfa39c60e_rid
Prefer the viking
Looks like the viking is considerably more mature.
dv said:
ā¦and that person is getting mighty tired of it.
dv said:
For those not sure whatās being referred toā¦https://youtu.be/_ih1EuMLspY?si=2KBoG6rf2xqUI2-c
OCDC said:
His preciousssss.
sarahs mum said:
Is that a Republican party policy announcement?
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen.
Betoota Advocate.
Spiny Norman said:
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen.
Betoota Advocate.
LOL :))
Spiny Norman said:
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen.
Betoota Advocate.
i got called out for saying this was not funny. āsick of inbred and two headed Tasmanian jokesā.
Spiny Norman said:
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen.
Betoota Advocate.
Iād already been pondering on the likelihood of a wave of Tasmanians visiting Denmark, all demanding āfamily discountsā.
sarahs mum said:
Spiny Norman said:
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen.
Betoota Advocate.i got called out for saying this was not funny. āsick of inbred and two headed Tasmanian jokesā.
Like the sexist shit etc. The worn out old jokes are so boring and annoying.
sarahs mum said:
Spiny Norman said:
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen.
Betoota Advocate.i got called out for saying this was not funny. āsick of inbred and two headed Tasmanian jokesā.
We get the same with ābanana-benderā and ādumb Qlders, ay?ā jokes, but you donāt notice them after a while. Except the good ones.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen.
Betoota Advocate.Iād already been pondering on the likelihood of a wave of Tasmanians visiting Denmark, all demanding āfamily discountsā.
Gosh. Now youāve done gone and told them.
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said:
Spiny Norman said:
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen.
Betoota Advocate.i got called out for saying this was not funny. āsick of inbred and two headed Tasmanian jokesā.
We get the same with ābanana-benderā and ādumb Qlders, ay?ā jokes, but you donāt notice them after a while. Except the good ones.
Is sunshiner one?
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said:i got called out for saying this was not funny. āsick of inbred and two headed Tasmanian jokesā.
We get the same with ābanana-benderā and ādumb Qlders, ay?ā jokes, but you donāt notice them after a while. Except the good ones.
Is sunshiner one?
Some of those, yes.
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
Spiny Norman said:
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen.
Betoota Advocate.i got called out for saying this was not funny. āsick of inbred and two headed Tasmanian jokesā.
Like the sexist shit etc. The worn out old jokes are so boring and annoying.
i was told my scar was showing. Fk.
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
Spiny Norman said:
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen.
Betoota Advocate.i got called out for saying this was not funny. āsick of inbred and two headed Tasmanian jokesā.
Like the sexist shit etc. The worn out old jokes are so boring and annoying.
Are you Irish too?
Most groupings get a rubbishing. Me as a Pom and of course the Wogs, Dagos, Chinks, etc., etc. It is the way of the world.
Ian said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
Dear oh dear.
sarahs mum said:
:)
Peak Warming Man said:
sarahs mum said:
Dear oh dear.
You have a problem with this fully mature joke?
lol
Spiny Norman said:
lolz
Popular Science, Nov 1937:
Some kind of prop-driven āsub chaserā:
I imagine if would be like going to sea in a high-speed wardrobe.
āTake that, you as-yet-undefined enemy (although everyone knows who weāre talking about am i right?).ā
dv said:
..like the L/NP
sarahs mum said:
I was just about to post it myself.
OCDC said:
sarahs mum said:I was just about to post it myself.
:)
kii said:
Roffle.
If they could get torn to shreds by a croc without having to talk to him first theyād die happy.
kii said:
LOL
OCDC said:
If they could get torn to shreds by a croc without having to talk to him first theyād die happy.
I wonder, if they were given a choice between talking to him, and being torn to shreds by a crocodileā¦
kii said:
Heh
captain_spalding said:
OCDC said:
If they could get torn to shreds by a croc without having to talk to him first theyād die happy.
I wonder, if they were given a choice between talking to him, and being torn to shreds by a crocodileā¦
U know what Iād choose.
sarahs mum said:
kii said:
Roffle.
That interview with Katter is one of my most favourite things ever. Heās so theatrical and sincere.
The dangers of marijuana.
Spiny Norman said:
The dangers of marijuana.
:)
Silly bugger was smoking the super ice cream munchies strain.
He should have opted for the Girl Scout Cookies strain.
Spiny Norman said:
Portsmouth, Virginia.
Spiny Norman said:
Weāve seen that one here before.
dv said:
You need to get out more.
dv said:
That reminded me of a novel I read were the vampire pretended to be afraid of the cross to mess with the faith of the Jewish character.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
You need to get out more.
Why tho
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
You need to get out more.
Why tho
Yeah I bet all his stuff is at home and he doesnāt like people, thatās how it is for me.
dv said:
Why are they so offended by such an innocent thing?
Rhetorical question.
Kingy said:
Writes Bevan of Davenport.
Cymek said:
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:You need to get out more.
Why tho
Yeah I bet all his stuff is at home and he doesnāt like people, thatās how it is for me.
I mean Iām literally out nowā¦
kii said:
dv said:
Why are they so offended by such an innocent thing?
Rhetorical question.
Despite his great success as an entrepreneur, EM has not had a happy romantic life and has had troubled relationships with his children, and has had difficulty processing this as something that he needs to personally work on. āIāve been a successful businessman, so I must be great at everything. The troubles with my personal life are just due to the woke mind virus in the world at large.ā
Kingy said:
Well thatās not very nice
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:
Why are they so offended by such an innocent thing?
Rhetorical question.
Despite his great success as an entrepreneur, EM has not had a happy romantic life and has had troubled relationships with his children, and has had difficulty processing this as something that he needs to personally work on. āIāve been a successful businessman, so I must be great at everything. The troubles with my personal life are just due to the woke mind virus in the world at large.ā
You really love dragging people down. What is the matter, canāt you stand anyone being a lot smarter than you?
PermeateFree said:
dv said:
kii said:Why are they so offended by such an innocent thing?
Rhetorical question.
Despite his great success as an entrepreneur, EM has not had a happy romantic life and has had troubled relationships with his children, and has had difficulty processing this as something that he needs to personally work on. āIāve been a successful businessman, so I must be great at everything. The troubles with my personal life are just due to the woke mind virus in the world at large.ā
You really love dragging people down. What is the matter, canāt you stand anyone being a lot smarter than you?
I think you have to accept that despite his good points, he also has some flaws. Hero worship usually ends badly.
dv said:
PermeateFree said:
dv said:Despite his great success as an entrepreneur, EM has not had a happy romantic life and has had troubled relationships with his children, and has had difficulty processing this as something that he needs to personally work on. āIāve been a successful businessman, so I must be great at everything. The troubles with my personal life are just due to the woke mind virus in the world at large.ā
You really love dragging people down. What is the matter, canāt you stand anyone being a lot smarter than you?
I think you have to accept that despite his good points, he also has some flaws. Hero worship usually ends badly.
I think you are the best, dvā¦
hang on..
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:
Why are they so offended by such an innocent thing?
Rhetorical question.
Despite his great success as an entrepreneur, EM has not had a happy romantic life and has had troubled relationships with his children, and has had difficulty processing this as something that he needs to personally work on. āIāve been a successful businessman, so I must be great at everything. The troubles with my personal life are just due to the woke mind virus in the world at large.ā
Thanks.
PermeateFree said:
šæ šæ šæ šæ šæ šæ
dv said:
kii said:Why are they so offended by such an innocent thing?
Rhetorical question.
Despite his great success as an entrepreneur, EM has not had a happy romantic life and has had troubled relationships with his children, and has had difficulty processing this as something that he needs to personally work on. āIāve been a successful businessman, so I must be great at everything. The troubles with my personal life are just due to the woke mind virus in the world at large.ā
You really love dragging people down. What is the matter, canāt you stand anyone being a lot smarter than you?
dv said:
PermeateFree said:
dv said:Despite his great success as an entrepreneur, EM has not had a happy romantic life and has had troubled relationships with his children, and has had difficulty processing this as something that he needs to personally work on. āIāve been a successful businessman, so I must be great at everything. The troubles with my personal life are just due to the woke mind virus in the world at large.ā
You really love dragging people down. What is the matter, canāt you stand anyone being a lot smarter than you?
I think you have to accept that despite his good points, he also has some flaws. Hero worship usually ends badly.
Of course he has his flaws, so do I and certainly you do too. Trying to analyse the character of a person from the crap you read is being highly optimistic. It would be even worse than me asking for a character reference from this forum.
diddly-squat said:
dv said:
PermeateFree said:You really love dragging people down. What is the matter, canāt you stand anyone being a lot smarter than you?
I think you have to accept that despite his good points, he also has some flaws. Hero worship usually ends badly.
I think you are the best, dvā¦
hang on..
I mean, youāre right, but that doesnāt mean Iām perfect.
dv said:
diddly-squat said:
dv said:I think you have to accept that despite his good points, he also has some flaws. Hero worship usually ends badly.
I think you are the best, dvā¦
hang on..
I mean, youāre right, but that doesnāt mean Iām perfect.
Think you forgot to add a ānotā
Iām not saying Iām a malignant narcissist but very often I just drop my truths and then donāt bother reading replies. I nailed it, I donāt need to hear the echoes.
dv said:
Iām not saying Iām a malignant narcissist but very often I just drop my truths and then donāt bother reading replies. I nailed it, I donāt need to hear the echoes.
You pathetic twerp.
:)))
Jokes aside I do hope he gets past all this nonsense, finds some kind of familial peace, and does some more positive projects. Everyone deserves to be as happy as me, even technocrats.
dv said:
diddly-squat said:
dv said:I think you have to accept that despite his good points, he also has some flaws. Hero worship usually ends badly.
I think you are the best, dvā¦
hang on..
I mean, youāre right, but that doesnāt mean Iām perfect.
it is hard to be humble anyway.
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
diddly-squat said:I think you are the best, dvā¦
hang on..
I mean, youāre right, but that doesnāt mean Iām perfect.
it is hard to be humble anyway.
when youāre perfect in every way.
dv said:
Jokes aside I do hope he gets past all this nonsense, finds some kind of familial peace, and does some more positive projects. Everyone deserves to be as happy as me, even technocrats.
Maybe when he starts hugging trees rather than kitchen sinks.
PermeateFree said:
dv said:
Iām not saying Iām a malignant narcissist but very often I just drop my truths and then donāt bother reading replies. I nailed it, I donāt need to hear the echoes.
You pathetic twerp.
:)))
Iām glad that at least one of you concedes Iām not perfect. Keeping the ego in check is a constant battle.
dv said:
PermeateFree said:
dv said:
Iām not saying Iām a malignant narcissist but very often I just drop my truths and then donāt bother reading replies. I nailed it, I donāt need to hear the echoes.
You pathetic twerp.
:)))
Iām glad that at least one of you concedes Iām not perfect. Keeping the ego in check is a constant battle.
that is what friends are for DV.
dv said:
PermeateFree said:
dv said:
Iām not saying Iām a malignant narcissist but very often I just drop my truths and then donāt bother reading replies. I nailed it, I donāt need to hear the echoes.
You pathetic twerp.
:)))
Iām glad that at least one of you concedes Iām not perfect. Keeping the ego in check is a constant battle.
British Museum
kii said:
dv said:
PermeateFree said:You pathetic twerp.
:)))
Iām glad that at least one of you concedes Iām not perfect. Keeping the ego in check is a constant battle.
British Museum
I come from a universe where the Elgin Marbles are still in Greece.
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:Iām glad that at least one of you concedes Iām not perfect. Keeping the ego in check is a constant battle.
British Museum
I come from a universe where the Elgin Marbles are still in Greece.
Iām glad that you have found your place in time, Doctor.
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:Iām glad that at least one of you concedes Iām not perfect. Keeping the ego in check is a constant battle.
British Museum
I come from a universe where the Elgin Marbles are still in Greece.
Is that where the saying āyouāve lost your Marblesā comes from?
dv said:
PermeateFree said:
dv said:
Iām not saying Iām a malignant narcissist but very often I just drop my truths and then donāt bother reading replies. I nailed it, I donāt need to hear the echoes.
You pathetic twerp.
:)))
Iām glad that at least one of you concedes Iām not perfect. Keeping the ego in check is a constant battle.
You donāt find that polishing your fingernails on your shirt helps?
Mama always said thereād bidets like thisā¦
OCDC said:
Dattinson
fsm said:
Mama always said thereād bidets like thisā¦
Approved
dv said:
fsm said:
Mama always said thereād bidets like thisā¦
Approved
Blow it out the holes
https://tokyo3.org/forums/holiday/?main=https%3A//tokyo3.org/forums/holiday/posts/2114821/
OCDC said:
Weāre all dust in the end anyway.
I imagine my name will only be on cultured lips for what ā 5,000, 10,000 years after my death?
itās not worth worrying about.
JudgeMental said:
You forgot to include them eating babies in their reptilian form.
JudgeMental said:
Youāre sick, man!
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Youāre sick, man!
Awwww, a bromance is lovely thing
JudgeMental said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Youāre sick, man!
Awwww, a bromance is lovely thing
shopped
?
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
kii said:Youāre sick, man!
Awwww, a bromance is lovely thing
shopped
?
AI.
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:Awwww, a bromance is lovely thing
shopped
?
AI.
No, itās real!!
Far canal, what an idiot.
āTwo toasters should cancel out?ā
Proceeds to put a fork in each hand into a toaster.
https://www.facebook.com/100003740906281/videos/1136325594408809?idorvanity=4053202007
Spiny Norman said:
Far canal, what an idiot.āTwo toasters should cancel out?ā
Proceeds to put a fork in each hand into a toaster.https://www.facebook.com/100003740906281/videos/1136325594408809?idorvanity=4053202007
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captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Far canal, what an idiot.āTwo toasters should cancel out?ā
Proceeds to put a fork in each hand into a toaster.https://www.facebook.com/100003740906281/videos/1136325594408809?idorvanity=4053202007
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+1
Spiny Norman said:
Far canal, what an idiot.āTwo toasters should cancel out?ā
Proceeds to put a fork in each hand into a toaster.https://www.facebook.com/100003740906281/videos/1136325594408809?idorvanity=4053202007
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Oh well.
Bloke sticks a fork into each toaster and unsurprisingly gets zapped. The camera freezes for a moment with the brilliant flash, then you see the bloke rolling over and says, āI just shit myself,ā and the brief bit of video confirms that.
Spiny Norman said:
Oh well.Bloke sticks a fork into each toaster and unsurprisingly gets zapped. The camera freezes for a moment with the brilliant flash, then you see the bloke rolling over and says, āI just shit myself,ā and the brief bit of video confirms that.
sarahs mum said:
Hehe
AussieDJ said:
Very good :)
AussieDJ said:
Is that Jamie Hynemans car?
Troy McLeish
Omgā¦. if your not happy here ā¦ go somewhere elseā¦.Jeeze!
PrimeChinister
Troy McLeish We love Australia, but not uncritically. Itās like a family. Occasionally hard truths and difficult conversations are needed. Doesnāt mean youāre not family anymore. In fact, straight talk can make you a better family.
Love Australia. Hate jingoism and the tedious, predictable, culture war around performative patriotism.
And finally, apart from Ginger Spice no one looks cool wearing a Union Jack.
AussieDJ said:
:))
fsm said:
Had to resort to Google for this one:
Topics for Basics of Arithetic by Unacademy
Unacademy
https://unacademy.com āŗ ā¦ āŗ Basics of Arithetic
Topics covered for Basics of Arithetic. Quantitative Aptitude. Basic Maths. Arithmetic. Company Logo.
Unacademy is Indiaās largest online learning platform.
The Rev Dodgson said:
fsm said:
Had to resort to Google for this one:
Topics for Basics of Arithetic by Unacademy
Unacademy
https://unacademy.com āŗ ā¦ āŗ Basics of Arithetic
Topics covered for Basics of Arithetic. Quantitative Aptitude. Basic Maths. Arithmetic. Company Logo.
Unacademy is Indiaās largest online learning platform.
OCDC said:
Unexpected beach front properties there now
OCDC said:
Goodo, more room for reefs.
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
Goodo, more room for reefs.
Only if it is shallow enough. Queenslands roots are deep.
OCDC said:
Iāve sometimes thought that we might be better off without all of the NT, and a large chunk of NW Western Australia.
captain_spalding said:
OCDC said:
Iāve sometimes thought that we might be better off without all of the NT, and a large chunk of NW Western Australia.
That could seriously erode our sources of iron ore and gas.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
OCDC said:
Iāve sometimes thought that we might be better off without all of the NT, and a large chunk of NW Western Australia.
That could seriously erode our sources of iron ore and gas.
Well, we could always try an economy that doesnāt depend on foreign companies digging stuff up and shipping it out of the country.
OCDC said:
LOL
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:Iāve sometimes thought that we might be better off without all of the NT, and a large chunk of NW Western Australia.
That could seriously erode our sources of iron ore and gas.
Well, we could always try an economy that doesnāt depend on foreign companies digging stuff up and shipping it out of the country.
and I do believe it is possible.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:Iāve sometimes thought that we might be better off without all of the NT, and a large chunk of NW Western Australia.
That could seriously erode our sources of iron ore and gas.
Well, we could always try an economy that doesnāt depend on foreign companies digging stuff up and shipping it out of the country.
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:That could seriously erode our sources of iron ore and gas.
Well, we could always try an economy that doesnāt depend on foreign companies digging stuff up and shipping it out of the country.
Which foreign companies are you referring to?
Youāre right, thereās not as many as there used to be. More of them owned by your Forrests and Hancocks etc. these days.
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:That could seriously erode our sources of iron ore and gas.
Well, we could always try an economy that doesnāt depend on foreign companies digging stuff up and shipping it out of the country.
Which foreign companies are you referring to?
The Umbrella Corporation is the main one
sarahs mum said:
Ha!
Snort
Spiny Norman said:
Snort
LOL
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Snort
LOL
I reckon that drawing originally had a Trumpian faceā¦
kii said:
:)
Cymek said:
Why did things suddenly āget hardā?
Anything to do with management?
Cymek said:
LOL
dv said:
LOLOLOLOL
This was posted to Wild Green Memes, and my reply got like 500 likes so maybe Iām a comedic genius and yāall are just grumblebums.
dv said:
This was posted to Wild Green Memes, and my reply got like 500 likes so maybe Iām a comedic genius and yāall are just grumblebums.
Gouramis.
Cutting edge science.
Spiny Norman said:
Cutting edge science.
Itās so simple, when you see it laid out like that.
Kingy said:
Good
q
God thatās worse than a pug.
for a multicultural Burnās night.
sarahs mum said:
for a multicultural Burnās night.
You know what else haggis would be good in?
Arancini.
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
for a multicultural Burnās night.
You know what else haggis would be good in?
Arancini.
Sure. :)
Ummm ā¦..
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
for a multicultural Burnās night.
You know what else haggis would be good in?
Arancini.
Yummo.
Michael V said:
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
for a multicultural Burnās night.
You know what else haggis would be good in?
Arancini.
Yummo.
Spiny Norman said:
Heh :)
OCDC said:
Heh.
sarahs mum said:
Heh.
dv said:
Noun
obtundity (usually uncountable, plural obtundities)
(rare, often medicine) The state or characteristic of having dulled senses or limited awareness.
sarahs mum said:
dv said:Generally used for people close to death.Noun
obtundity (usually uncountable, plural obtundities)(rare, often medicine) The state or characteristic of having dulled senses or limited awareness.
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
Noun
obtundity (usually uncountable, plural obtundities)(rare, often medicine) The state or characteristic of having dulled senses or limited awareness.
sarahs mum said:
Good advice
dv said:
https://tokyo3.org/forums/holiday/?main=https%3A//tokyo3.org/forums/holiday/posts/2118054/
not like it is ancient history.
kii said:
:))
Iād watch the hell out of this.
Spiny Norman said:
Iād watch the hell out of this.
Be my guest, but why?
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Iād watch the hell out of this.
Be my guest, but why?
that is dr who and kip thorne. kip thorne is a theoretical physicist and into time travel theories.
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Iād watch the hell out of this.
Be my guest, but why?
that is dr who and kip thorne. kip thorne is a theoretical physicist and into time travel theories.
or i could be fibbing.
JudgeMental said:
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:Be my guest, but why?
that is dr who and kip thorne. kip thorne is a theoretical physicist and into time travel theories.
or i could be fibbing.
it is dr who and robert picardo who played the ships hologram doctor in star trek voyager.
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Iād watch the hell out of this.
Be my guest, but why?
that is dr who and kip thorne. kip thorne is a theoretical physicist and into time travel theories.
Ah, thanks. I recognised David Tennant, but not the other dude.
JudgeMental said:
JudgeMental said:
JudgeMental said:that is dr who and kip thorne. kip thorne is a theoretical physicist and into time travel theories.
or i could be fibbing.
it is dr who and robert picardo who played the ships hologram doctor in star trek voyager.
Oh well.
Spiny Norman said:
Iād watch the hell out of this.+1
kii said:
lolz
JudgeMental said:
Agree.
JudgeMental said:
Now, THAT should be headlines on every news service in the country.
ABC News:
I presume that he made sure that there were no groups of Chinese tourists nearby before beginning to play and film.
JudgeMental said:
Would almost certainly make a better President.
JudgeMental said:
Snigger.
JudgeMental said:
I have finally blocked Sky News on my Edge news feed.
Too much is enough.
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Iād watch the hell out of this.
Be my guest, but why?
that is dr who and kip thorne. kip thorne is a theoretical physicist and into time travel theories.
But he doesnāt look too impressed.
JudgeMental said:
Hear hear.
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
Now, THAT should be headlines on every news service in the country.
Agree. Should tear down all the NO Carbon Tax and stop the rot sack the lot type of redneck signs nailed to trees. Did I mentionI hate people who nail their shit signs to trees. There should be a law against it.
JudgeMental said:
His breasts are almost as big as well.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
I presume that he made sure that there were no groups of Chinese tourists nearby before beginning to play and film.
Would have been a bugger of a job dragging a piano to all those sites.
Spiny Norman said:
Iād watch the hell out of this.
Quite
kii said:
What is that symbol to the left of the -4?
dv said:
kii said:
What is that symbol to the left of the -4?
Looks like a lower case delta to me.
Michael V said:
dv said:
kii said:
What is that symbol to the left of the -4?
Looks like a lower case delta to me.
Same to me. How odd.
dv said:
Michael V said:
dv said:What is that symbol to the left of the -4?
Looks like a lower case delta to me.
Same to me. How odd.
Ii have no idea what it means either.
dv said:
Michael V said:
dv said:What is that symbol to the left of the -4?
Looks like a lower case delta to me.
Same to me. How odd.
Very odd indeed. Struggling to know the meaning. The most common LEGO age range printed on their boxes is 4-99 years
dv said:
Michael V said:
dv said:What is that symbol to the left of the -4?
Looks like a lower case delta to me.
Same to me. How odd.
as much oddness as whatever those āwordsā are underneath.
party_pants said:
dv said:
Michael V said:Looks like a lower case delta to me.
Same to me. How odd.
Very odd indeed. Struggling to know the meaning. The most common LEGO age range printed on their boxes is 4-99 years
OK, so the age range is zero.
āDelta (/ĖdÉltÉ/; uppercase Ī, lowercase Ī“; Greek: Ī“ĪĪ»ĻĪ±, dĆ©lta, ) is the fourth letter of the Greek alphabet. In the system of Greek numerals it has a value of 4.ā
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_(letter)
dv said:
kii said:
What is that symbol to the left of the -4?
It means snake, 4 snakes can put this LEGO model together.
kii said:
dv said:
kii said:
What is that symbol to the left of the -4?
It means snake, 4 snakes can put this LEGO model together.
Itās an AI created image. Look at the weird fork, or the spelling on the top edge, or the weird attempt at perspective on the side edgeā¦
esselte said:
kii said:
dv said:What is that symbol to the left of the -4?
It means snake, 4 snakes can put this LEGO model together.
Itās an AI created image. Look at the weird fork, or the spelling on the top edge, or the weird attempt at perspective on the side edgeā¦
Ta,
Yes, see t now. Didnāt notice those peculiarities.
Oh, looks like there are some other weird characters so this mght just be AI errors
dv said:
Oh, looks like there are some other weird characters so this mght just be AI errors
So, anywayā¦
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/perth/video-traditional-perth-australia-day-swan-river-raft-up-erupts-into-ugly-brawl-on-sand-bar-c-13366142
LOL, Straya Day bogan style.
Michael V said:
party_pants said:Thereās this new thing called AIā¦dv said:OK, so the age range is zero.Same to me. How odd.Very odd indeed. Struggling to know the meaning. The most common LEGO age range printed on their boxes is 4-99 years
āDelta (/ĖdÉltÉ/; uppercase Ī, lowercase Ī“; Greek: Ī“ĪĪ»ĻĪ±, dĆ©lta, ) is the fourth letter of the Greek alphabet. In the system of Greek numerals it has a value of 4.ā
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_(letter)
Check the item of cutlery.
Whut?
JudgeMental said:
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/perth/video-traditional-perth-australia-day-swan-river-raft-up-erupts-into-ugly-brawl-on-sand-bar-c-13366142LOL, Straya Day bogan style.
Did you see what happened in Sydney?
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/perth/video-traditional-perth-australia-day-swan-river-raft-up-erupts-into-ugly-brawl-on-sand-bar-c-13366142LOL, Straya Day bogan style.
Did you see what happened in Sydney?
Havenāt got around to that yet. Iāll go look.
JudgeMental said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/perth/video-traditional-perth-australia-day-swan-river-raft-up-erupts-into-ugly-brawl-on-sand-bar-c-13366142LOL, Straya Day bogan style.
Did you see what happened in Sydney?
Havenāt got around to that yet. Iāll go look.
those balaclava nazis?
JudgeMental said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/perth/video-traditional-perth-australia-day-swan-river-raft-up-erupts-into-ugly-brawl-on-sand-bar-c-13366142LOL, Straya Day bogan style.
Did you see what happened in Sydney?
Havenāt got around to that yet. Iāll go look.
JudgeMental said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/perth/video-traditional-perth-australia-day-swan-river-raft-up-erupts-into-ugly-brawl-on-sand-bar-c-13366142LOL, Straya Day bogan style.
Did you see what happened in Sydney?
Havenāt got around to that yet. Iāll go look.
Is it right that I am starting to hate Australia day?
F**kers.
OCDC said:
Michael V said:party_pants said:Thereās this new thing called AIā¦Very odd indeed. Struggling to know the meaning. The most common LEGO age range printed on their boxes is 4-99 yearsOK, so the age range is zero.
āDelta (/ĖdÉltÉ/; uppercase Ī, lowercase Ī“; Greek: Ī“ĪĪ»ĻĪ±, dĆ©lta, ) is the fourth letter of the Greek alphabet. In the system of Greek numerals it has a value of 4.ā
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_(letter)
Check the item of cutlery.
I see now.
OCDC said:
LOL
Prank gone wrong. :_
JudgeMental said:
Ha!
dv said:
Michael V said:
dv said:What is that symbol to the left of the -4?
Looks like a lower case delta to me.
Same to me. How odd.
Is it a lower case haggis?
ā¶ļø Watch this reel
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/rkE4aEUMwykPaWZP/?mibextid=FBXbJr
Bloody hell
dv said:
ā¶ļø Watch this reel
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/rkE4aEUMwykPaWZP/?mibextid=FBXbJrBloody hell
Iām not sure I agree with the comment at the top.
dv said:
ā¶ļø Watch this reel
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/rkE4aEUMwykPaWZP/?mibextid=FBXbJrBloody hell
sarahs mum said:
Like.
Found a stray cat on my lawn.
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Not checked if legit, but still amusing.
Spiny Norman said:
Not checked if legit, but still amusing.
I see that he still has the five fingers and a thumb.
āPosted in stores all over NYC right now.ā
dv said:
:)
dv said:
Beethoven everywhere?
Donāt make me laugh.
Ha-Ha-Ha Haaaa.
dv said:
Da da da dah!
lolz
sarahs mum said:
Proof that Iām middle aged, if any were needed.
dv said:
at least it isnāt bald.
dv said:
Gosh!
And for the daily Far Canal.
OCDC said:
put a āthatā in there and itāll make more sense.
OCDC said:
Did The Australian actually do that?
Michael V said:
OCDC said:Doubt they know what it actually is.Did The Australian actually do that?
OCDC said:
Michael V said:OCDC said:Doubt they know what it actually is.Did The Australian actually do that?
Their comedian does.
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
Did The Australian actually do that?
*waits for answer.
roughbarked said:
OCDC said:
Michael V said:Did The Australian actually do that?Doubt they know what it actually is.
Their comedian does.
the shovel
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
OCDC said:
Doubt they know what it actually is.
Their comedian does.
the shovel
aaah.
fsm said:
CursƩd
fsm said:
The brick layer was having an off day.
kii said:
Dogs are the best people.
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
Dogs are the best people.
They are.
fsm said:
LOL
Luv rag
dv said:
Snigger.
:)
Michael V said:
dv said:
Snigger.
:)
Obviously everyone would be bonking like rabbits.
OCDC said:
Oh.
Spiny Norman said:
Ha
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
collateral damage.
Spiny Norman said:
There are various claims as to who were āgreat marksmenā. Carlos Hathcock, Chris Kyle, etc.
For my money: Sgt. Adelbert F. Waldron US Army.
In the Vietnam War, Sgt. Waldron responded to a call from a nearby unit which was being harassed by a sniper in a tree-top. No-one could line up a shot at him.
Sgt. Waldron identified the sniper through binoculars, raised his rifle, and shot him out of his tree top.
This was quite a feat from 900 yards.
Even more of a feat when itās taken into account that he was standing on the deck of a moving boat at the time.
Tamb said:
Spiny Norman said:
During WWII my RAAF Dad & his mates used to get coconuts out of the trees by shooting the stems.
It counted as marksmanship practice.
I kew a bloke who used to put a sheet of paper behind ink bottles full of paint then go back a bit and shoot the ink bittles with an air rifle.
He got marksmanship practice and a painting each time.
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
Spiny Norman said:
During WWII my RAAF Dad & his mates used to get coconuts out of the trees by shooting the stems.
It counted as marksmanship practice.I kew a bloke who used to put a sheet of paper behind ink bottles full of paint then go back a bit and shoot the ink bittles with an air rifle.
He got marksmanship practice and a painting each time.
I did something similar when i went off the rails after my first engagement went bung.
Way, way out west, with an assault rifle, lots and lots of cans of tomato soup, and far too much vodka.
Lay the can on top a stump, so you can see its bottom or top from a suitable distance, retire to that distance, have some vodka, shoot the can.
They explode in a quite spectacular way.
However, i would not recommend it as a valid form of therapy.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:During WWII my RAAF Dad & his mates used to get coconuts out of the trees by shooting the stems.
It counted as marksmanship practice.I kew a bloke who used to put a sheet of paper behind ink bottles full of paint then go back a bit and shoot the ink bittles with an air rifle.
He got marksmanship practice and a painting each time.
I did something similar when i went off the rails after my first engagement went bung.
Way, way out west, with an assault rifle, lots and lots of cans of tomato soup, and far too much vodka.
Lay the can on top a stump, so you can see its bottom or top from a suitable distance, retire to that distance, have some vodka, shoot the can.
They explode in a quite spectacular way.
However, i would not recommend it as a valid form of therapy.
The drunkenness probably ruined any chance of good therapy.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:I kew a bloke who used to put a sheet of paper behind ink bottles full of paint then go back a bit and shoot the ink bittles with an air rifle.
He got marksmanship practice and a painting each time.
I did something similar when i went off the rails after my first engagement went bung.
Way, way out west, with an assault rifle, lots and lots of cans of tomato soup, and far too much vodka.
Lay the can on top a stump, so you can see its bottom or top from a suitable distance, retire to that distance, have some vodka, shoot the can.
They explode in a quite spectacular way.
However, i would not recommend it as a valid form of therapy.
The drunkenness probably ruined any chance of good therapy.
As i recall, it seemed to be extraordinarily difficult to get the alcohol to have its expected effects. I was still functioning (as much as i was āfunctioningā at all) while containing an amount that should have put me flat on my arse.
āSevere emotional stressā, as it was later diagnosed, can, apparently, have rather odd effects.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:I did something similar when i went off the rails after my first engagement went bung.
Way, way out west, with an assault rifle, lots and lots of cans of tomato soup, and far too much vodka.
Lay the can on top a stump, so you can see its bottom or top from a suitable distance, retire to that distance, have some vodka, shoot the can.
They explode in a quite spectacular way.
However, i would not recommend it as a valid form of therapy.
The drunkenness probably ruined any chance of good therapy.
As i recall, it seemed to be extraordinarily difficult to get the alcohol to have its expected effects. I was still functioning (as much as i was āfunctioningā at all) while containing an amount that should have put me flat on my arse.
āSevere emotional stressā, as it was later diagnosed, can, apparently, have rather odd effects.
Nods. Been there done that.
OCDC said:
Tamb said:
OCDC said:I also peeped.How do you know they are toms?
OCDC said:
Tamb said:OCDC said:I also peeped.How do you know they are toms?
sarahs mum said:
This one is not up to the usual standard I reckon. I assume the last panel is alluding to how old she feels which would be best translated as āthis exchange reminds me of how many times I have circled our starā and not a reference to impending death.
Witty Rejoinder said:
sarahs mum said:
This one is not up to the usual standard I reckon. I assume the last panel is alluding to how old she feels which would be best translated as āthis exchange reminds me of how many times I have circled our starā and not a reference to impending death.
it reads okay for me but your take does sound like the typical wording.
This is what itās like as I try to sort through the junk drawers in the kitchen. Bits of plastic and metal. Various post it notes with websites noted, strings of seemingly random numbers, lists of remindersā¦..aaargh!!
kii said:
This is what itās like as I try to sort through the junk drawers in the kitchen. Bits of plastic and metal. Various post it notes with websites noted, strings of seemingly random numbers, lists of remindersā¦..aaargh!!
Oh dear, just like me.
Michael V said:
kii said:
This is what itās like as I try to sort through the junk drawers in the kitchen. Bits of plastic and metal. Various post it notes with websites noted, strings of seemingly random numbers, lists of remindersā¦..aaargh!!
Oh dear, just like me.
i have throwing away regrets. perhaps you guys are the sensible ones.
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:
kii said:
This is what itās like as I try to sort through the junk drawers in the kitchen. Bits of plastic and metal. Various post it notes with websites noted, strings of seemingly random numbers, lists of remindersā¦..aaargh!!
Oh dear, just like me.
i have throwing away regrets. perhaps you guys are the sensible ones.
Itās not really workable when packing up a home that had two collectors of random paraphernalia, intriguing rocks, a variety of dried flora and small creatures. I have at least two desiccated spadefoot toads and a few dead tarantula waspsā¦.aaargh!
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:
kii said:
This is what itās like as I try to sort through the junk drawers in the kitchen. Bits of plastic and metal. Various post it notes with websites noted, strings of seemingly random numbers, lists of remindersā¦..aaargh!!
Oh dear, just like me.
i have throwing away regrets. perhaps you guys are the sensible ones.
No, itās mostly clutter fuelled by indecision for me.
I mean ā why am I keeping the wooden near-spherical Cholula sauce lids, after soaking the glued in plastic inserts out of them? I mean they look nice, but what am I actually going to do with them?
Wooden cotton reels ā similar. I mean Iām certainly not going to get into French knitting, well, so it seems.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:Oh dear, just like me.
i have throwing away regrets. perhaps you guys are the sensible ones.
No, itās mostly clutter fuelled by indecision for me.
I mean ā why am I keeping the wooden near-spherical Cholula sauce lids, after soaking the glued in plastic inserts out of them? I mean they look nice, but what am I actually going to do with them?
Wooden cotton reels ā similar. I mean Iām certainly not going to get into French knitting, well, so it seems.
We require photosā¦.
I have cotton reels that I decorated with bits of silk sari ribbons and things.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:Oh dear, just like me.
i have throwing away regrets. perhaps you guys are the sensible ones.
No, itās mostly clutter fuelled by indecision for me.
I mean ā why am I keeping the wooden near-spherical Cholula sauce lids, after soaking the glued in plastic inserts out of them? I mean they look nice, but what am I actually going to do with them?
Wooden cotton reels ā similar. I mean Iām certainly not going to get into French knitting, well, so it seems.
cotton reels are treasure though.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:Oh dear, just like me.
i have throwing away regrets. perhaps you guys are the sensible ones.
No, itās mostly clutter fuelled by indecision for me.
I mean ā why am I keeping the wooden near-spherical Cholula sauce lids, after soaking the glued in plastic inserts out of them? I mean they look nice, but what am I actually going to do with them?
Wooden cotton reels ā similar. I mean Iām certainly not going to get into French knitting, well, so it seems.
Iāve got wooden cotton reels. Most of them have still got cotton on them. Auntie Annie gave them to me when she gave me all her reels of cotton. Then I sorted out all the reels I had, hers and mine. And they have been packed into a couple of boxes according to colour. I rarely have to buy any thread these days.
buffy said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:i have throwing away regrets. perhaps you guys are the sensible ones.
No, itās mostly clutter fuelled by indecision for me.
I mean ā why am I keeping the wooden near-spherical Cholula sauce lids, after soaking the glued in plastic inserts out of them? I mean they look nice, but what am I actually going to do with them?
Wooden cotton reels ā similar. I mean Iām certainly not going to get into French knitting, well, so it seems.
Iāve got wooden cotton reels. Most of them have still got cotton on them. Auntie Annie gave them to me when she gave me all her reels of cotton. Then I sorted out all the reels I had, hers and mine. And they have been packed into a couple of boxes according to colour. I rarely have to buy any thread these days.
gorgeous.
buffy said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:i have throwing away regrets. perhaps you guys are the sensible ones.
No, itās mostly clutter fuelled by indecision for me.
I mean ā why am I keeping the wooden near-spherical Cholula sauce lids, after soaking the glued in plastic inserts out of them? I mean they look nice, but what am I actually going to do with them?
Wooden cotton reels ā similar. I mean Iām certainly not going to get into French knitting, well, so it seems.
Iāve got wooden cotton reels. Most of them have still got cotton on them. Auntie Annie gave them to me when she gave me all her reels of cotton. Then I sorted out all the reels I had, hers and mine. And they have been packed into a couple of boxes according to colour. I rarely have to buy any thread these days.
Drool š¤¤
sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:i have throwing away regrets. perhaps you guys are the sensible ones.
No, itās mostly clutter fuelled by indecision for me.
I mean ā why am I keeping the wooden near-spherical Cholula sauce lids, after soaking the glued in plastic inserts out of them? I mean they look nice, but what am I actually going to do with them?
Wooden cotton reels ā similar. I mean Iām certainly not going to get into French knitting, well, so it seems.
cotton reels are treasure though.
:)
Michael V said:
I mean ā why am I keeping the wooden near-spherical Cholula sauce lids, after soaking the glued in plastic inserts out of them? I mean they look nice, but what am I actually going to do with them?
Youāre keeping them to send to me, as the cores for globe knots. vide:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:I mean ā why am I keeping the wooden near-spherical Cholula sauce lids, after soaking the glued in plastic inserts out of them? I mean they look nice, but what am I actually going to do with them?
Youāre keeping them to send to me, as the cores for globe knots. vide:
Excellent. Mailing address via email?
sssfmv at the place of hot males.
MV, i located your response.
I would not put you to such trouble for such a trivial purpose, much as i appreciate the offer.
captain_spalding said:
MV, i located your response.I would not put you to such trouble for such a trivial purpose, much as i appreciate the offer.
Not much trouble. We go to the PO once a week to collect any mail. Sending should be a doddle.
These new flavours are getting weird.
Kingy said:
These new flavours are getting weird.
no haggis and kiwifruit for DV?
Kingy said:
These new flavours are getting weird.
šš lololol š š¤£
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
Some problems are self-correcting, to at least some degree.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Some problems are self-correcting, to at least some degree.
sarahs mum said:
I feel that I get more respect than I deserve. The people that are fire and rescue, and the amboās are the ones that actually deserve it.
Kingy said:
sarahs mum said:
I feel that I get more respect than I deserve. The people that are fire and rescue, and the amboās are the ones that actually deserve it.
I call bullshit. Not every one can be a fire fighter.
Kingy said:
sarahs mum said:
I feel that I get more respect than I deserve. The people that are fire and rescue, and the amboās are the ones that actually deserve it.
Eh you deserve a good slice
dv said:
Kingy said:
sarahs mum said:
I feel that I get more respect than I deserve. The people that are fire and rescue, and the amboās are the ones that actually deserve it.
Eh you deserve a good slice
Iām just here to try to make people laugh, or to post something interesting.
If I get it right, I can do both.
sarahs mum said:
Kingy said:
sarahs mum said:
I feel that I get more respect than I deserve. The people that are fire and rescue, and the amboās are the ones that actually deserve it.
I call bullshit. Not every one can be a fire fighter.
Firefighting, particularly bushfires is just a big exciting adventure for big kids.
Amboās and FRS have to deal with death and blood. Not my gig. They are the real heroes.
Kingy said:
sarahs mum said:
Kingy said:I feel that I get more respect than I deserve. The people that are fire and rescue, and the amboās are the ones that actually deserve it.
I call bullshit. Not every one can be a fire fighter.
Firefighting, particularly bushfires is just a big exciting adventure for big kids.
Amboās and FRS have to deal with death and blood. Not my gig. They are the real heroes.
Iām afraid of myself. Fires make way too much adrenallin for me.
dv said:
:)
Michael V said:
dv said:
:)
No greater love ā¦. than to lay down your life for a friend.
dv said:
Oh dear.
OCDC said:
Dogs donāt want to do anything which would require forgiveness.
Catās will do any damn thing, knowing that they can wheedle forgiveness later.
Cats are bastards.
Eggs? We ever going to see a photo of your wolf, captain_spalding?
kii said:
Eggs? We ever going to see a photo of your wolf, captain_spalding?
Where did that āEggs?ā come from?
kii said:
kii said:
Eggs? We ever going to see a photo of your wolf, captain_spalding?
Where did that āEggs?ā come from?
Schrodingerās Chicken.
kii said:
Eggs? We ever going to see a photo of your wolf, captain_spalding?
This is an old one, but he looks much the same, a little more grey around the muzzle, but not much:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
Eggs? We ever going to see a photo of your wolf, captain_spalding?
This is an old one, but he looks much the same, a little more grey around the muzzle, but not much:
Heās gorgeous.
kii said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
Eggs? We ever going to see a photo of your wolf, captain_spalding?
This is an old one, but he looks much the same, a little more grey around the muzzle, but not much:
Heās gorgeous.
and he bloody knows it.
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
captain_spalding said:This is an old one, but he looks much the same, a little more grey around the muzzle, but not much:
Heās gorgeous.
and he bloody knows it.
As he should.
I love proper dogs.
kii said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:Heās gorgeous.
and he bloody knows it.
As he should.
I love proper dogs.
āProper dogs!ā
Thatās what i call them, too!
Mrs Sās rellos all have this thing about small dogs, pugs and French bulldogs, squished faces.
Nice enough dogs, but not āproperā dogs.
āPeople call their dogs their fur children but when I call my children my skin dogs people think itās weird.ā
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
captain_spalding said:and he bloody knows it.
As he should.
I love proper dogs.
āProper dogs!ā
Thatās what i call them, too!
Mrs Sās rellos all have this thing about small dogs, pugs and French bulldogs, squished faces.
Nice enough dogs, but not āproperā dogs.
Donāt disparage pugs in front of buffy.
Iām not fond of small dogs either, except for my motherās dog ā Lucille. A cross between a dachshund and a Basset Hound. I called her Lucy the Seal, she was mostly black.
kii said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:As he should.
I love proper dogs.
āProper dogs!ā
Thatās what i call them, too!
Mrs Sās rellos all have this thing about small dogs, pugs and French bulldogs, squished faces.
Nice enough dogs, but not āproperā dogs.
Donāt disparage pugs in front of buffy.
Iām not fond of small dogs either, except for my motherās dog ā Lucille. A cross between a dachshund and a Basset Hound. I called her Lucy the Seal, she was mostly black.
Oh, a Pug is not a Proper Dog. A Pug is a Pug. Although the one weāve got here does believe he is a Boxer in a Pug suit.
kii said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:As he should.
I love proper dogs.
āProper dogs!ā
Thatās what i call them, too!
Mrs Sās rellos all have this thing about small dogs, pugs and French bulldogs, squished faces.
Nice enough dogs, but not āproperā dogs.
Donāt disparage pugs in front of buffy.
Iām not fond of small dogs either, except for my motherās dog ā Lucille. A cross between a dachshund and a Basset Hound. I called her Lucy the Seal, she was mostly black.
Not ādisparagingā pugs. Funny little devils. They just donāt conform to my template of āproperā dogs.
šŖ± Animal #189 šāš¦ŗ
I figured it out in 4 guesses!
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https://metazooa.com #metazooa
THE GREAT PYRAMIDS OF GIZA WERE GIANT POWER PLANTS GENERATING ELECTRICITY AND HARNESSING CELESTIAL ENERGIES
Sounds legit.
Witty Rejoinder said:
THE GREAT PYRAMIDS OF GIZA WERE GIANT POWER PLANTS GENERATING ELECTRICITY AND HARNESSING CELESTIAL ENERGIES
Sounds legit.
Someone came along and destroyed them.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
THE GREAT PYRAMIDS OF GIZA WERE GIANT POWER PLANTS GENERATING ELECTRICITY AND HARNESSING CELESTIAL ENERGIES
Sounds legit.
Someone came along and destroyed them.
No more free electricity.
Witty Rejoinder said:
:)
Witty Rejoinder said:
instead of lines use dots and you have how printing works.
Witty Rejoinder said:
No
Witty Rejoinder said:
THE GREAT PYRAMIDS OF GIZA WERE GIANT POWER PLANTS GENERATING ELECTRICITY AND HARNESSING CELESTIAL ENERGIES
Sounds legit.
Very Pratchett.
dv said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
No
Please expand.
Michael V said:
dv said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
No
Please expand.
Sure:
Michael V said:
dv said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
No
Please expand.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
dv said:No
Please expand.
This.
This is a colour photo with some desaturated patches.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Please expand.
This.
This is a colour photo with some desaturated patches.
Thanks.
Actual photo of me.
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Nice.
Spiny Norman said:
What are they supposed to be?
Spiny Norman said:
Gender reassignment surgeons doing bulk billing now?
Not satire
dv said:
Not satire
That must be part of the title wave of truth ācoming outā that MTG was talking about.
dv said:
dark.
dv said:
Death walks behind you.
Anyway, we are back safely and Mrs rb now has two new lenses and gets to carry two prosthetic cards.
dv said:
Ooh, dark.
sends to fam
roughbarked said:
Anyway, we are back safely and Mrs rb now has two new lenses and gets to carry two prosthetic cards.
at least some news is good. :)
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
Anyway, we are back safely and Mrs rb now has two new lenses and gets to carry two prosthetic cards.
at least some news is good. :)
:)
We have to go back in a week to review the situation and thereafter she should be good to go.
Now it is my turn.
I go over the week after to start entrain the situation in my optical viewing system.
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
Anyway, we are back safely and Mrs rb now has two new lenses and gets to carry two prosthetic cards.
at least some news is good. :)
Has anyone got in contact with cymek?
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
Anyway, we are back safely and Mrs rb now has two new lenses and gets to carry two prosthetic cards.
at least some news is good. :)
:)
We have to go back in a week to review the situation and thereafter she should be good to go. Now it is my turn.
I go over the week after to start entrain the situation in my optical viewing system.
:)
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
dark.
IDGI.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
dark.
IDGI.
Death walks behind you awaiting your fall.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:dark.
IDGI.
Death walks behind you awaiting your fall.
I have never heard that before, so no wonder I donāt get it.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:IDGI.
Death walks behind you awaiting your fall.
I have never heard that before, so no wonder I donāt get it.
Most of us want to keep walking into life full on. We donāt really want to be reversing into that hole in the ground.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:IDGI.
Death walks behind you awaiting your fall.
I have never heard that before, so no wonder I donāt get it.
And Dr Google has never heard of it either.
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:Death walks behind you awaiting your fall.
I have never heard that before, so no wonder I donāt get it.
And Dr Google has never heard of it either.
you live your life as if you have years but death is sometimes closer than you think.
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:Death walks behind you awaiting your fall.
I have never heard that before, so no wonder I donāt get it.
And Dr Google has never heard of it either.
Did you read the words on the mirror?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Michael V said:I have never heard that before, so no wonder I donāt get it.
And Dr Google has never heard of it either.
Did you read the words on the mirror?
Or sing the Meatloaf song in your head?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Michael V said:I have never heard that before, so no wonder I donāt get it.
And Dr Google has never heard of it either.
Did you read the words on the mirror?
Yes. The usual.
buffy said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:And Dr Google has never heard of it either.
Did you read the words on the mirror?
Or sing the Meatloaf song in your head?
or listen to your mother.
buffy said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:And Dr Google has never heard of it either.
Did you read the words on the mirror?
Or sing the Meatloaf song in your head?
I know no Meatloaf songs.
Michael V said:
buffy said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Did you read the words on the mirror?
Or sing the Meatloaf song in your head?
I know no Meatloaf songs.
You can listen to it if you wantā¦
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jPMv9zJ1LE
buffy said:
Michael V said:
buffy said:Or sing the Meatloaf song in your head?
I know no Meatloaf songs.
You can listen to it if you wantā¦
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jPMv9zJ1LE
We played a Meatloaf album in the car on trips to Melbourne rather a lot many years ago.
sarahs mum said:
buffy said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Did you read the words on the mirror?
Or sing the Meatloaf song in your head?
or listen to your mother.
Oh well, ISDGI.
Probably too brain-dead.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:AFAICT it just means that death may be closer than you realise. But that is something you are all too aware of.buffy said:Oh well, ISDGI.Or sing the Meatloaf song in your head?or listen to your mother.
Probably too brain-dead.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
dark.
IDGI.
Just warning you that life is short, but Iām sure we all know that.
OCDC said:
Michael V said:sarahs mum said:AFAICT it just means that death may be closer than you realise. But that is something you are all too aware of.or listen to your mother.Oh well, ISDGI.
Probably too brain-dead.
yes, and I was hesitant to wade into this because of that.
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:dark.
IDGI.
Just warning you that life is short, but Iām sure we all know that.
Ah. Ta.
buffy said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:And Dr Google has never heard of it either.
Did you read the words on the mirror?
Or sing the Meatloaf song in your head?
*96
OCDC said:
*96
Like it matters.
Sure, it might have mattered in 1996. Or 1999.
Like three years matters when youāre 9 years old, or 12 years old.
But, as the years roll by, and you and the person born 3 years before or after you both age. 3 years difference shrinks to nothing at all. Was it you who was born in ā96, or was it me? Who cares, weāre peas from a pod, spot the difference.
I think i traded in an ā85 Corona for a ā92 Camry, back in somewhere about 1997. The salesman said, āitās looking good for an ā85 model, and running wellā.
I said, āitās a Toyotaā, and he just nodded.
dv said:
They donāt do that around here.
captain_spalding said:
OCDC said:*96
Like it matters.
Sure, it might have mattered in 1996. Or 1999.
Like three years matters when youāre 9 years old, or 12 years old.
But, as the years roll by, and you and the person born 3 years before or after you both age. 3 years difference shrinks to nothing at all. Was it you who was born in ā96, or was it me? Who cares, weāre peas from a pod, spot the difference.
I think i traded in an ā85 Corona for a ā92 Camry, back in somewhere about 1997. The salesman said, āitās looking good for an ā85 model, and running wellā.
I said, āitās a Toyotaā, and he just nodded.
I still have an ā85 Corona. Last of the leadeds. Fuel-injected engine. Went like the clappers. Went alright until the water pump seized. Unfortunately, in that model engine, the water pump is inside the engine block, and we decided it wasnāt worth repairing.
Did I mention I still have it? I let the rego lapse about 16 years ago. Itās sitting in my carport now, slowly rusting. Why havenāt I flogged it? Because itās filled to the gunwales with stuff I donāt have any other storage space for.
AussieDJ said:
captain_spalding said:
OCDC said:*96
Like it matters.
Sure, it might have mattered in 1996. Or 1999.
Like three years matters when youāre 9 years old, or 12 years old.
But, as the years roll by, and you and the person born 3 years before or after you both age. 3 years difference shrinks to nothing at all. Was it you who was born in ā96, or was it me? Who cares, weāre peas from a pod, spot the difference.
I think i traded in an ā85 Corona for a ā92 Camry, back in somewhere about 1997. The salesman said, āitās looking good for an ā85 model, and running wellā.
I said, āitās a Toyotaā, and he just nodded.
I still have an ā85 Corona. Last of the leadeds. Fuel-injected engine. Went like the clappers. Went alright until the water pump seized. Unfortunately, in that model engine, the water pump is inside the engine block, and we decided it wasnāt worth repairing.
Did I mention I still have it? I let the rego lapse about 16 years ago. Itās sitting in my carport now, slowly rusting. Why havenāt I flogged it? Because itās filled to the gunwales with stuff I donāt have any other storage space for.
Keep it. Itās now a collectors item.
AussieDJ said:
captain_spalding said:
OCDC said:*96
Like it matters.
Sure, it might have mattered in 1996. Or 1999.
Like three years matters when youāre 9 years old, or 12 years old.
But, as the years roll by, and you and the person born 3 years before or after you both age. 3 years difference shrinks to nothing at all. Was it you who was born in ā96, or was it me? Who cares, weāre peas from a pod, spot the difference.
I think i traded in an ā85 Corona for a ā92 Camry, back in somewhere about 1997. The salesman said, āitās looking good for an ā85 model, and running wellā.
I said, āitās a Toyotaā, and he just nodded.
I still have an ā85 Corona. Last of the leadeds. Fuel-injected engine. Went like the clappers. Went alright until the water pump seized. Unfortunately, in that model engine, the water pump is inside the engine block, and we decided it wasnāt worth repairing.
Did I mention I still have it? I let the rego lapse about 16 years ago. Itās sitting in my carport now, slowly rusting. Why havenāt I flogged it? Because itās filled to the gunwales with stuff I donāt have any other storage space for.
Enclose the carport to lockable stage, and put up some shelves up where the car was. You will end up with more storage space than thecar had,
Michael V said:
dv said:
They donāt do that around here.
They do in a forest or an orchard.
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:
captain_spalding said:Like it matters.
Sure, it might have mattered in 1996. Or 1999.
Like three years matters when youāre 9 years old, or 12 years old.
But, as the years roll by, and you and the person born 3 years before or after you both age. 3 years difference shrinks to nothing at all. Was it you who was born in ā96, or was it me? Who cares, weāre peas from a pod, spot the difference.
I think i traded in an ā85 Corona for a ā92 Camry, back in somewhere about 1997. The salesman said, āitās looking good for an ā85 model, and running wellā.
I said, āitās a Toyotaā, and he just nodded.
I still have an ā85 Corona. Last of the leadeds. Fuel-injected engine. Went like the clappers. Went alright until the water pump seized. Unfortunately, in that model engine, the water pump is inside the engine block, and we decided it wasnāt worth repairing.
Did I mention I still have it? I let the rego lapse about 16 years ago. Itās sitting in my carport now, slowly rusting. Why havenāt I flogged it? Because itās filled to the gunwales with stuff I donāt have any other storage space for.
Enclose the carport to lockable stage, and put up some shelves up where the car was. You will end up with more storage space than thecar had,
:)
TYL Falcon Sex Hats are a real thing.
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:
captain_spalding said:Like it matters.
Sure, it might have mattered in 1996. Or 1999.
Like three years matters when youāre 9 years old, or 12 years old.
But, as the years roll by, and you and the person born 3 years before or after you both age. 3 years difference shrinks to nothing at all. Was it you who was born in ā96, or was it me? Who cares, weāre peas from a pod, spot the difference.
I think i traded in an ā85 Corona for a ā92 Camry, back in somewhere about 1997. The salesman said, āitās looking good for an ā85 model, and running wellā.
I said, āitās a Toyotaā, and he just nodded.
I still have an ā85 Corona. Last of the leadeds. Fuel-injected engine. Went like the clappers. Went alright until the water pump seized. Unfortunately, in that model engine, the water pump is inside the engine block, and we decided it wasnāt worth repairing.
Did I mention I still have it? I let the rego lapse about 16 years ago. Itās sitting in my carport now, slowly rusting. Why havenāt I flogged it? Because itās filled to the gunwales with stuff I donāt have any other storage space for.
Enclose the carport to lockable stage, and put up some shelves up where the car was. You will end up with more storage space than thecar had,
Yeah. Thatād be good. Unfortunately, thereās a council overlay on the properties in my street restricting them from doing stuff like that. āthe houses in the street are characteristic of 1960s building designs and styles, featuring low roofs, no or low fences, open carports ā¦ ā
AussieDJ said:
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:I still have an ā85 Corona. Last of the leadeds. Fuel-injected engine. Went like the clappers. Went alright until the water pump seized. Unfortunately, in that model engine, the water pump is inside the engine block, and we decided it wasnāt worth repairing.
Did I mention I still have it? I let the rego lapse about 16 years ago. Itās sitting in my carport now, slowly rusting. Why havenāt I flogged it? Because itās filled to the gunwales with stuff I donāt have any other storage space for.
Enclose the carport to lockable stage, and put up some shelves up where the car was. You will end up with more storage space than thecar had,
Yeah. Thatād be good. Unfortunately, thereās a council overlay on the properties in my street restricting them from doing stuff like that. āthe houses in the street are characteristic of 1960s building designs and styles, featuring low roofs, no or low fences, open carports ā¦ ā
Put those cafe blinds on the sides and front. You havenāt enclosed the carport, you have just put some blinds up.
If you think Borisās puns are bad you should
dv said:
If you think Borisās puns are bad you should
Sounds likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.no no.
Look atā¦ā¦look at wet suitā¦.
Mineā¦..look at mine.
dv said:
If you think Borisās puns are bad you should
theyāre da bombe!
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:If you think Borisās puns are bad you should
Sounds likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.no no.
Look atā¦ā¦look at wet suitā¦.
Mineā¦..look at mine.
SEA mine
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:If you think Borisās puns are bad you should
Sounds likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.no no.
Look atā¦ā¦look at wet suitā¦.
Mineā¦..look at mine.
Michael Bentine said I was a genius.
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:If you think Borisās puns are bad you should
Sounds likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.no no.
Look atā¦ā¦look at wet suitā¦.
Mineā¦..look at mine.
Michael Bentine said I was a genius.
and now he is dead.
Bogsnorkler said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:Sounds likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.no no.
Look atā¦ā¦look at wet suitā¦.
Mineā¦..look at mine.
Michael Bentine said I was a genius.
and now he is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfFe3iY2PCg
Michael Bentine waxing lyrically.
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Peak Warming Man said:Michael Bentine said I was a genius.
and now he is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfFe3iY2PCg
Michael Bentine waxing lyrically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0swIJIp9ao0
Peter Sellers on Michael Bentine (short)
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/kzgtcp9wYhRdRs56/?mibextid=xfxF2i
Fruit
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:If you think Borisās puns are bad you should
Sounds likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.no no.
Look atā¦ā¦look at wet suitā¦.
Mineā¦..look at mine.
Michael Bentine said I was a genius.
I did enjoy his Potty Time
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:Sounds likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.no no.
Look atā¦ā¦look at wet suitā¦.
Mineā¦..look at mine.
Michael Bentine said I was a genius.
I did enjoy his Potty Time
itās a square world.
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:Michael Bentine said I was a genius.
I did enjoy his Potty Time
itās a square world.
TIL his dad was Peruvian
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:I did enjoy his Potty Time
itās a square world.
TIL his dad was Peruvian
I remember that from years ago. grew up in england on all these quirky comedies. I guess that is where i honed my comedic skills.
Down Among the Z Men is a 1952 black-and-white British comedy film directed by Maclean Rogers and starring the Goons: Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Michael Bentine and Harry Secombe.
The movie was filmed early in the Goonsā career before many of the showās recurring characters were created, and the stars only play one character each: Eccles (Milligan), Colonel Bloodnok (Sellers), Osric Pureheart (Bentine) and Harry Jones (Secombe).
dv said:
Down Among the Z Men is a 1952 black-and-white British comedy film directed by Maclean Rogers and starring the Goons: Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Michael Bentine and Harry Secombe.The movie was filmed early in the Goonsā career before many of the showās recurring characters were created, and the stars only play one character each: Eccles (Milligan), Colonel Bloodnok (Sellers), Osric Pureheart (Bentine) and Harry Jones (Secombe).
years ago I went to see the holy grail at monash uni. There was a goon movie on before it. canāt remember what it was called or about.
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
Down Among the Z Men is a 1952 black-and-white British comedy film directed by Maclean Rogers and starring the Goons: Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Michael Bentine and Harry Secombe.The movie was filmed early in the Goonsā career before many of the showās recurring characters were created, and the stars only play one character each: Eccles (Milligan), Colonel Bloodnok (Sellers), Osric Pureheart (Bentine) and Harry Jones (Secombe).
years ago I went to see the holy grail at monash uni. There was a goon movie on before it. canāt remember what it was called or about.
btm said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
Down Among the Z Men is a 1952 black-and-white British comedy film directed by Maclean Rogers and starring the Goons: Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Michael Bentine and Harry Secombe.The movie was filmed early in the Goonsā career before many of the showās recurring characters were created, and the stars only play one character each: Eccles (Milligan), Colonel Bloodnok (Sellers), Osric Pureheart (Bentine) and Harry Jones (Secombe).
years ago I went to see the holy grail at monash uni. There was a goon movie on before it. canāt remember what it was called or about.
i remember eccles was in it cos i said one of his classic lines at the same time he did. got a few strange looks.
dv said:
Down Among the Z Men is a 1952 black-and-white British comedy film directed by Maclean Rogers and starring the Goons: Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Michael Bentine and Harry Secombe.The movie was filmed early in the Goonsā career before many of the showās recurring characters were created, and the stars only play one character each: Eccles (Milligan), Colonel Bloodnok (Sellers), Osric Pureheart (Bentine) and Harry Jones (Secombe).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYH4w2siMJs
anyway, time to set fire to my socks and hot foot it to bed.
Bogsnorkler said:
anyway, time to set fire to my socks and hot foot it to bed.
Iāll leave you with this picture of a five pound note.
Bogsnorkler said:
OK, but you need to know something about patchworking to get that one.
buffy said:
Bogsnorkler said:
OK, but you need to know something about patchworking to get that one.
Mrs S is a quilter. I have absorbed enough of the craft to get that.
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Rushed it, 5/10.
ABC weekly quiz
captain_spalding said:
buffy said:
Bogsnorkler said:
OK, but you need to know something about patchworking to get that one.
Mrs S is a quilter. I have absorbed enough of the craft to get that.
I got it because itās a Fibonacci sequence. No quilting knowledge here.
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
buffy said:OK, but you need to know something about patchworking to get that one.
Mrs S is a quilter. I have absorbed enough of the craft to get that.
I got it because itās a Fibonacci sequence. No quilting knowledge here.
My wonky brain went on a different tangent.
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
buffy said:OK, but you need to know something about patchworking to get that one.
Mrs S is a quilter. I have absorbed enough of the craft to get that.
I got it because itās a Fibonacci sequence. No quilting knowledge here.
Yeah, the ālogarithmicā thing also occurred to me.
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
buffy said:OK, but you need to know something about patchworking to get that one.
Mrs S is a quilter. I have absorbed enough of the craft to get that.
I got it because itās a Fibonacci sequence. No quilting knowledge here.
Yeah
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:I did enjoy his Potty Time
itās a square world.
TIL his dad was Peruvian
OK, so thatās now two thinks I knew that dv didnāt :)
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:itās a square world.
TIL his dad was Peruvian
I remember that from years ago. grew up in england on all these quirky comedies. I guess that is where i honed my comedic skills.
Yeah, they donāt make jokes like that these days.
Whatās the matter with kids today, ay?
Bogsnorkler said:
And here Iāve zoomed in on the smallest room:
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I figured it out in 3 guesses!
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https://metazooa.com #metazooa
sarahs mum said:
Heh. Iāve been neglecting my digital pipes. Iāll fire them up again this weekend.
dv said:
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I figured it out in 3 guesses!
š„š§š©
š„ 32 | Avg. Guesses: 6.9https://metazooa.com #metazooa
Michael Bentine said youāre a genius.
OCDC said:
OK, but Iām pretty sure you canāt make an H bomb by splitting He into H2.
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:Iāll give it a go and submit a report.OK, but Iām pretty sure you canāt make an H bomb by splitting He into H2.
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:
OK, but Iām pretty sure you canāt make an H bomb by splitting He into H2.
I think that theyāre confusing hydrogen with helium, and fission with fusion.
0/2.
Mirthbuster.
OCDC said:
The Rev Dodgson said:OCDC said:Iāll give it a go and submit a report.OK, but Iām pretty sure you canāt make an H bomb by splitting He into H2.
Thatās the way.
A true scientist :)
OCDC said:
Mirthbuster.
If youāre going to make science jokes, you should know science.
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:
OK, but Iām pretty sure you canāt make an H bomb by splitting He into H2.
well not with that attitude
The science in this one appears sound so I hope it meets with approval.
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:
OK, but Iām pretty sure you canāt make an H bomb by splitting He into H2.
What about a H-bombe?
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:
OK, but Iām pretty sure you canāt make an H bomb by splitting He into H2.
well not with that attitude
I suppose it might work in an alternative universe inside a black hole, where time goes into reverse.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:OK, but Iām pretty sure you canāt make an H bomb by splitting He into H2.
well not with that attitude
I suppose it might work in an alternative universe inside a black hole, where time goes into reverse.
I suppose it is possible that the energy of the impact is such that the triple alpha fusion reaction runs to completion
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:well not with that attitude
I suppose it might work in an alternative universe inside a black hole, where time goes into reverse.
I suppose it is possible that the energy of the impact is such that the triple alpha fusion reaction runs to completion
Looks up triple alpha fusion reaction.
OK, but how do you fuse three atoms into one with a guillotine?
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I suppose it might work in an alternative universe inside a black hole, where time goes into reverse.
I suppose it is possible that the energy of the impact is such that the triple alpha fusion reaction runs to completion
Looks up triple alpha fusion reaction.
OK, but how do you fuse three atoms into one with a guillotine?
Well a guillotine isnāt infinitesimally thin, itās blade is a surface and perhaps the geometry of the blade and the base is such that small pockets or helium get caught and highly pressurised and heated. I canāt imagine would that blade would have to be made of since steel would melt before supporting such a reaction, perhaps some magical wonderful material.
Kingy said:
:)
Found on an American website.
Kingy said:
thatās sad.
I enjoyed my new york pizza. Iād go another. But it is a long way to go for pizza.
sarahs mum said:
Iām not smart enough to ride this meme.
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
Iām not smart enough to ride this meme.
https://www.google.com/search?q=glasgow+statue+with+cone&sca_esv=fcb6e7084a098e95&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1358&bih=646&ei=OZbJZYOaBOSHvr0P-bS1qAo&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZcmkSVYzJWTm2AfH3uILiYg0uHo3nkk6&oq=glasgow+st&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCmdsYXNnb3cgc3QqAggAMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABEjnPVCcBFiNLHAAeACQAQCYAeQGoAGzRKoBBDYtMTG4AQHIAQD4AQGKAgtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ6gCAMICDhAAGIAEGIoFGLEDGIMBwgIIEAAYgAQYsQM&sclient=img
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
Iām not smart enough to ride this meme.
https://www.google.com/search?q=glasgow+statue+with+cone&sca_esv=fcb6e7084a098e95&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1358&bih=646&ei=OZbJZYOaBOSHvr0P-bS1qAo&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZcmkSVYzJWTm2AfH3uILiYg0uHo3nkk6&oq=glasgow+st&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCmdsYXNnb3cgc3QqAggAMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABEjnPVCcBFiNLHAAeACQAQCYAeQGoAGzRKoBBDYtMTG4AQHIAQD4AQGKAgtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ6gCAMICDhAAGIAEGIoFGLEDGIMBwgIIEAAYgAQYsQM&sclient=img
So the situation is that the cone is missing. Interesting.
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:Iām not smart enough to ride this meme.
https://www.google.com/search?q=glasgow+statue+with+cone&sca_esv=fcb6e7084a098e95&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1358&bih=646&ei=OZbJZYOaBOSHvr0P-bS1qAo&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZcmkSVYzJWTm2AfH3uILiYg0uHo3nkk6&oq=glasgow+st&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCmdsYXNnb3cgc3QqAggAMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABEjnPVCcBFiNLHAAeACQAQCYAeQGoAGzRKoBBDYtMTG4AQHIAQD4AQGKAgtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ6gCAMICDhAAGIAEGIoFGLEDGIMBwgIIEAAYgAQYsQM&sclient=img
So the situation is that the cone is missing. Interesting.
Duke of Wellington
Duke of Wellington: The traffic-coned Glasgow statue that inspired Banksy. For decades, Glaswegians have capped the Duke of Wellington statue outside the Gallery of Modern Art with a traffic cone. Locals have battled the council over the placement of the cone for years.15 June 2023
The traffic-coned Glasgow statue that inspired Banksy ā BBC
Stuporman
A few more Barnabies
ruby said:
A few more Barnabies
:)
dv said:
Former President of Mongolia Tweeted this
esselte said:
dv said:
Former President of Mongolia Tweeted this
:)
m
sarahs mum said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
I was trying to think of a ānot a cellphone in sightā¦ā meme for the prone Barnaby but then realised it wouldnāt work.
sarahs mum said:
More beetroot!
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:This is such a shame.More beetroot!
I like beetroot.
OCDC said:
Michael V said:sarahs mum said:This is such a shame.More beetroot!
I like beetroot.
OCDC said:
Michael V said:sarahs mum said:This is such a shame.More beetroot!
I like beetroot.
unlike eggs you canāt beat it.
OCDC said:
Michael V said:sarahs mum said:This is such a shame.More beetroot!
I like beetroot.
Iāve got some fresh baby beetroot to use in tonightās dinner. Which will be some sort of beef & beetroot dish.
I could really go some beetroot, sour cream and dill salad.
OCDC said:
I could really go some beetroot, sour cream and dill salad.
that sounds appetising.
OCDC said:
Michael V said:sarahs mum said:This is such a shame.More beetroot!
I like beetroot.
Same, and so does buffy.
OCDC said:
I could really go some beetroot, sour cream and dill salad.
I cooked up some beetroot tāother day and pickled it. I now have a jar full.
sarahs mum said:
OCDC said:
I could really go some beetroot, sour cream and dill salad.
that sounds appetising.
OCDC said:
I could really go some beetroot, sour cream and dill salad.
And of course beetroot, sour cream and dill also go well in a borscht.
kii said:
OCDC said:
Michael V said:More beetroot!This is such a shame.
I like beetroot.
Same, and so does buffy.
I do. And thanks for reminding me. I should pull another golden beetroot tomorrow morning. When they have recovered overnight from the heat.
And Halls Gap is back to ābe awareā, but Pomonal has just gone ātake shelter nowā. That wind change is not being helpful.
that one seems wrong. like it was drawn by someone older than that kid.
sarahs mum said:
āBeetrootedā: to be drunk, incapable of remaining upright, and blathering/swearing. e.g. āhe was totally beetrootedā.
sarahs mum said:
that one seems wrong. like it was drawn by someone older than that kid.
Definitely an adult trying to draw like a child.
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said:
āBeetrootedā: to be drunk, incapable of remaining upright, and blathering/swearing. e.g. āhe was totally beetrootedā.
Excellent.
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said:
āBeetrootedā: to be drunk, incapable of remaining upright, and blathering/swearing. e.g. āhe was totally beetrootedā.
LOL
I like that one.
Spiny Norman said:
I was inconsiderate of the team when I took days off for migraine. The bosses had to do overtime!
Just like a two-wheeled train, but very dangerous.
(Mr V!)
Spiny Norman said:
Just like a two-wheeled train, but very dangerous.
(Mr V!)
Steam and steampunk motorcycle.
Love it.
Spiny Norman said:
Just like a two-wheeled train, but very dangerous.
(Mr V!)
I like this bloke better:
https://www.youtube.com/@RobertMaddox
Pulse jets! What a ground-shaking racket they must make.
OCDC said:
snort
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Just like a two-wheeled train, but very dangerous.
(Mr V!)Steam and steampunk motorcycle.
Love it.
:)
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Just like a two-wheeled train, but very dangerous.
(Mr V!)I like this bloke better:
https://www.youtube.com/@RobertMaddox
Pulse jets! What a ground-shaking racket they must make.
I remember seeing a YT video on one in Sweden or the like. They gave it a short test run in winter, and not long afterwards got a noise complaint from a neighbour. The neighbour was 7 km away, and that was from the inlet end not the exhaust end. :)
sarahs mum said:
that one seems wrong. like it was drawn by someone older than that kid.
Yes itās a bit foolish.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Just like a two-wheeled train, but very dangerous.
(Mr V!)Steam and steampunk motorcycle.
Love it.
Interestingly, the earliest production motorcycle was steam-powered. As is the oldest surviving motorcycle (which was in Brisbane for a Goma motorcycle exhibition, and I have seen).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorcycle#Summary_of_early_inventions
OCDC said:
giggles.
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Just like a two-wheeled train, but very dangerous.
(Mr V!)Steam and steampunk motorcycle.
Love it.
:)
i imagine getting burnt.
sarahs mum said:
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:Steam and steampunk motorcycle.
Love it.
:)
i imagine getting burnt.
Yes Iād be wearing steamproof boots.
OCDC said:
Stop making me laugh!
From the Weather Anomalies Australia Facepalm page.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1606814949589922
These are formed by radio wave bursts from ground based Doppler radar stations. Storm generation and manipulation is a 2 part process. First you need nano particulates deposited in to the sky by aircraft. Aka chemtrails.
These nano particulates are usually heavy metals. As the heavy metals are negatively charged specs of dust they float in the aerosol cloud slowly spreading out behind the plane. As the moisture or water in the atmosphere is positively charged, the water molecules are attracted to the negatively charged heavy metal nano particles.
The nano particle acts a nucleus for a water droplet and keeps attracting more and more water molecules until the heavy metal particle now becomes a water droplet floating in the sky. When the collective nano particles have collected enough weight in water it forms a cloud over time and eventually becomes a cloud front.
The aircraft will spray these nano particles in front of an expected small weather front hence expanding and extending the front.
Now we have a storm cloud laden with water and metal nano particles. Because these rain clouds are laden with heavy metal nano particles from the aerosols sprayed by geo-engineering jets they now become āflackā laden clouds which react to stage 2 of the operationā¦
Stage 2 is the use of ground based Doppler radar systems to send pulses of radio waves (as seen in the images above) towards the newly created front. They use the Doppler radar waves to push, spin, pull, deflect, change direction, intensify, stall and other actions, the weather front.
The Doppler radar waves reflect off the heavy metal laden clouds and then have a physical affect on the location and vibration of the heavy metal dust which in turns pulls the attached water droplet with it.
Itās called geo-engineering and better know as weather control. They are directing water filled clouds to where they are wanting to dump the water.
Note. The heavy metals then fall to earth landing everywhere in the biosphere and infecting everything. We eat them on our foods and ingest them in our water.
Being negatively charged they remain in the biosphere pulling moisture from the grass, dirt and trees and eventually evaporating it back to the air leaving the nano dust particles on the ground and in the ground and in the flora and fauna coating everything which is now dry in nano dust.
Many heavy metals have been used from silver iodide, mercury and aluminum some of which causes ADHD, Dementia and Alzheimerās once ingested by the human body as the body cannot breakdown heavy metals which conglomerate in the brain causing these problems.
Other heavy metals and ingredients in the nano dust clouds have been shown to include Barium and strontium. If you know chemistry, Barium and Strontium and Aluminum is the ingredients in kids Sparklers which cause and fuel the burn, red/white hot burn of the sparkler
As a triple pronged attack on humanity, the now dry biosphere covered in nano dust which is explosive sparkler dust. Once lit it acts like a sparkler. Hence why we are seeing crazy wild fires across the world that even the firemen are saying theyāve never seen fires that burn like this, so fast, so hot, so red and fierce, burning even under dirt. (Thats because the heavy metals have soaked in the to the dirt.)
Most of the worlds weather and extreme weather events are now man made and man controlled and are being used against people as weather wars and to create an illusion of cLIEmate change to take their properties and move them to urban areas and force a Carbon tax and a carbon tracking scheme which will be attached to a digital CBDC payment system where you will be given a monthly carbon allowance. Basically total control of you and your life. So you can see why the powers at be want to do this.
________________________
I want to leave this planet.
Spiny Norman said:
From the Weather Anomalies Australia Facepalm page.Threadworthy.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1606814949589922These are formed by radio wave bursts from ground based Doppler radar stations. Storm generation and manipulation is a 2 part process. First you need nano particulates deposited in to the sky by aircraft. Aka chemtrails.
These nano particulates are usually heavy metals. As the heavy metals are negatively charged specs of dust they float in the aerosol cloud slowly spreading out behind the plane. As the moisture or water in the atmosphere is positively charged, the water molecules are attracted to the negatively charged heavy metal nano particles.
The nano particle acts a nucleus for a water droplet and keeps attracting more and more water molecules until the heavy metal particle now becomes a water droplet floating in the sky. When the collective nano particles have collected enough weight in water it forms a cloud over time and eventually becomes a cloud front.
The aircraft will spray these nano particles in front of an expected small weather front hence expanding and extending the front.
Now we have a storm cloud laden with water and metal nano particles. Because these rain clouds are laden with heavy metal nano particles from the aerosols sprayed by geo-engineering jets they now become āflackā laden clouds which react to stage 2 of the operationā¦
Stage 2 is the use of ground based Doppler radar systems to send pulses of radio waves (as seen in the images above) towards the newly created front. They use the Doppler radar waves to push, spin, pull, deflect, change direction, intensify, stall and other actions, the weather front.
The Doppler radar waves reflect off the heavy metal laden clouds and then have a physical affect on the location and vibration of the heavy metal dust which in turns pulls the attached water droplet with it.
Itās called geo-engineering and better know as weather control. They are directing water filled clouds to where they are wanting to dump the water.
Note. The heavy metals then fall to earth landing everywhere in the biosphere and infecting everything. We eat them on our foods and ingest them in our water.Being negatively charged they remain in the biosphere pulling moisture from the grass, dirt and trees and eventually evaporating it back to the air leaving the nano dust particles on the ground and in the ground and in the flora and fauna coating everything which is now dry in nano dust.
Many heavy metals have been used from silver iodide, mercury and aluminum some of which causes ADHD, Dementia and Alzheimerās once ingested by the human body as the body cannot breakdown heavy metals which conglomerate in the brain causing these problems.
Other heavy metals and ingredients in the nano dust clouds have been shown to include Barium and strontium. If you know chemistry, Barium and Strontium and Aluminum is the ingredients in kids Sparklers which cause and fuel the burn, red/white hot burn of the sparkler
As a triple pronged attack on humanity, the now dry biosphere covered in nano dust which is explosive sparkler dust. Once lit it acts like a sparkler. Hence why we are seeing crazy wild fires across the world that even the firemen are saying theyāve never seen fires that burn like this, so fast, so hot, so red and fierce, burning even under dirt. (Thats because the heavy metals have soaked in the to the dirt.)
Most of the worlds weather and extreme weather events are now man made and man controlled and are being used against people as weather wars and to create an illusion of cLIEmate change to take their properties and move them to urban areas and force a Carbon tax and a carbon tracking scheme which will be attached to a digital CBDC payment system where you will be given a monthly carbon allowance. Basically total control of you and your life. So you can see why the powers at be want to do this.
________________________I want to leave this planet.
Davy Crocket killed himself a bear when he was only three.
Spiny Norman said:
From the Weather Anomalies Australia Facepalm page.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1606814949589922These are formed by radio wave bursts from ground based Doppler radar stations. Storm generation and manipulation is a 2 part process. First you need nano particulates deposited in to the sky by aircraft. Aka chemtrails.
These nano particulates are usually heavy metals. As the heavy metals are negatively charged specs of dust they float in the aerosol cloud slowly spreading out behind the plane. As the moisture or water in the atmosphere is positively charged, the water molecules are attracted to the negatively charged heavy metal nano particles.
The nano particle acts a nucleus for a water droplet and keeps attracting more and more water molecules until the heavy metal particle now becomes a water droplet floating in the sky. When the collective nano particles have collected enough weight in water it forms a cloud over time and eventually becomes a cloud front.
The aircraft will spray these nano particles in front of an expected small weather front hence expanding and extending the front.
Now we have a storm cloud laden with water and metal nano particles. Because these rain clouds are laden with heavy metal nano particles from the aerosols sprayed by geo-engineering jets they now become āflackā laden clouds which react to stage 2 of the operationā¦
Stage 2 is the use of ground based Doppler radar systems to send pulses of radio waves (as seen in the images above) towards the newly created front. They use the Doppler radar waves to push, spin, pull, deflect, change direction, intensify, stall and other actions, the weather front.
The Doppler radar waves reflect off the heavy metal laden clouds and then have a physical affect on the location and vibration of the heavy metal dust which in turns pulls the attached water droplet with it.
Itās called geo-engineering and better know as weather control. They are directing water filled clouds to where they are wanting to dump the water.
Note. The heavy metals then fall to earth landing everywhere in the biosphere and infecting everything. We eat them on our foods and ingest them in our water.Being negatively charged they remain in the biosphere pulling moisture from the grass, dirt and trees and eventually evaporating it back to the air leaving the nano dust particles on the ground and in the ground and in the flora and fauna coating everything which is now dry in nano dust.
Many heavy metals have been used from silver iodide, mercury and aluminum some of which causes ADHD, Dementia and Alzheimerās once ingested by the human body as the body cannot breakdown heavy metals which conglomerate in the brain causing these problems.
Other heavy metals and ingredients in the nano dust clouds have been shown to include Barium and strontium. If you know chemistry, Barium and Strontium and Aluminum is the ingredients in kids Sparklers which cause and fuel the burn, red/white hot burn of the sparkler
As a triple pronged attack on humanity, the now dry biosphere covered in nano dust which is explosive sparkler dust. Once lit it acts like a sparkler. Hence why we are seeing crazy wild fires across the world that even the firemen are saying theyāve never seen fires that burn like this, so fast, so hot, so red and fierce, burning even under dirt. (Thats because the heavy metals have soaked in the to the dirt.)
Most of the worlds weather and extreme weather events are now man made and man controlled and are being used against people as weather wars and to create an illusion of cLIEmate change to take their properties and move them to urban areas and force a Carbon tax and a carbon tracking scheme which will be attached to a digital CBDC payment system where you will be given a monthly carbon allowance. Basically total control of you and your life. So you can see why the powers at be want to do this.
________________________I want to leave this planet.
Gourd!
dv said:
Perfect.
Spiny Norman said:
In fairness that dog probably would be starving and dangerous.
dv said:
Spiny Norman said:Depends on how many boats its accomplices scuttle nearbyā¦In fairness that dog probably would be starving and dangerous.
I wouldnāt take any action at this early stage but if he continues to cause trouble in 12 years time Iād be having words with the lad.
OCDC said:
dv said:Spiny Norman said:Depends on how many boats its accomplices scuttle nearbyā¦In fairness that dog probably would be starving and dangerous.
I suppose you could also hope that some of the dogās training might make it reticent to kill and eat you long enough for you to kill and eat it.
Peak Warming Man said:
I wouldnāt take any action at this early stage but if he continues to cause trouble in 12 years time Iād be having words with the lad.
I mean I suppose it is good that this kind of thing is taken seriously. There were league players in the 80s would be lucky to go 12 days without an alcohol-related unfortunate off-field incident.
dv said:
Ludacris as it may seem, I hadnāt heard of him before today.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Ludacris as it may seem, I hadnāt heard of him before today.
Probably a bit before your time.
Barnaby garden gnome.
sarahs mum said:
Noice. Built in place for a plunger too
sarahs mum said:
I like that one SM.
More Barnaby inspired art
sarahs mum said:
Donāt think that would appeal. Iād have a constant feeling of being watched.
sarahs mum said:
lolz
sarahs mum said:
Barnaby is everywhere!
Witty Rejoinder said:
Musk does like Xās in his life. I think all but one of his children has an X in their name.
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Musk does like Xās in his life. I think all but one of his children has an X in their name.
The Internet says that 5 of his 8 children are x-less.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Musk does like Xās in his life. I think all but one of his children has an X in their name.
The Internet says that 5 of his 8 children are x-less.
Oh well, wrong at the top of my voice, again.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Musk does like Xās in his life. I think all but one of his children has an X in their name.
The Internet says that 5 of his 8 children are x-less.
Oh well, wrong at the top of my voice, again.
Just X it from your memory.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Musk does like Xās in his life. I think all but one of his children has an X in their name.
The Internet says that 5 of his 8 children are x-less.
Muskās children:
1) Nevada Alexander Musk
2, 3) Twins Griffin and Xavier Musk (Xavier has renamed herself Vivian.)
4,5,6) Triplets Kai, Saxon, and Damian Musk
7) X AE A-XII Musk (Nickname: X.)
8) Exa Dark SiderƦl Musk (Nickname: Y.)
9, 10) Twins Strider Zilis Musk and Azure Zilis Musk
11) Techno Mechanicus (Nickname: Tau.)
So, five of eleven children have an x in their name.
Spiny Norman said:
Itās a fair question. People in many countries accept USD as payment for goods and services.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Musk does like Xās in his life. I think all but one of his children has an X in their name.
The Internet says that 5 of his 8 children are x-less.
Muskās children:
1) Nevada Alexander Musk
2, 3) Twins Griffin and Xavier Musk (Xavier has renamed herself Vivian.)
4,5,6) Triplets Kai, Saxon, and Damian Musk
7) X AE A-XII Musk (Nickname: X.)
8) Exa Dark SiderƦl Musk (Nickname: Y.)
9, 10) Twins Strider Zilis Musk and Azure Zilis Musk
11) Techno Mechanicus (Nickname: Tau.)
So, five of eleven children have an x in their name.
So we both got it wrong then :)
FFS ā¦.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:The Internet says that 5 of his 8 children are x-less.
Muskās children:
1) Nevada Alexander Musk
2, 3) Twins Griffin and Xavier Musk (Xavier has renamed herself Vivian.)
4,5,6) Triplets Kai, Saxon, and Damian Musk
7) X AE A-XII Musk (Nickname: X.)
8) Exa Dark SiderƦl Musk (Nickname: Y.)
9, 10) Twins Strider Zilis Musk and Azure Zilis Musk
11) Techno Mechanicus (Nickname: Tau.)
So, five of eleven children have an x in their name.
So we both got it wrong then :)
Ah well.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Muskās children:
1) Nevada Alexander Musk
2, 3) Twins Griffin and Xavier Musk (Xavier has renamed herself Vivian.)
4,5,6) Triplets Kai, Saxon, and Damian Musk
7) X AE A-XII Musk (Nickname: X.)
8) Exa Dark SiderƦl Musk (Nickname: Y.)
9, 10) Twins Strider Zilis Musk and Azure Zilis Musk
11) Techno Mechanicus (Nickname: Tau.)
So, five of eleven children have an x in their name.
So we both got it wrong then :)
Ah well.
Give it another month or so, and you may both be slightly less or slightly more wrong.
Spiny Norman said:
FFS ā¦.
These people also vote!
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Itās a fair question. People in many countries accept USD as payment for goods and services.
If i was an Australian retailer, and i price-tagged something for e.g. $100, and they want to give me $US 100 for it, i would not argue.
Spiny Norman said:
FFS ā¦.
Call me optimistic, but, i think that if 1,000 million people were to disappear out of communities where McDonalds trades, there might be polite queries about it all, to the point where even the various police forces began to wonder if there wasnāt something going on.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Itās a fair question. People in many countries accept USD as payment for goods and services.
If i was an Australian retailer, and i price-tagged something for e.g. $100, and they want to give me $US 100 for it, i would not argue.
And the advertised price in the USA is often without tax. You could add say 10% state and federal taxes, too.
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:Itās a fair question. People in many countries accept USD as payment for goods and services.
If i was an Australian retailer, and i price-tagged something for e.g. $100, and they want to give me $US 100 for it, i would not argue.
And the advertised price in the USA is often without tax. You could add say 10% state and federal taxes, too.
Donāt forget the tip!
Spiny Norman said:
FFS ā¦.
Far out. And they have been doing it since the 1100s? Does this make the Campbells the heroes?
Spiny Norman said:
FFS ā¦.
There a smidge of truth thereā¦ a solid diet of MacDonalds will slowly kill you. Their bread for instance is more like cake.
sarahs mum said:
Spiny Norman said:
FFS ā¦.
Far out. And they have been doing it since the 1100s? Does this make the Campbells the heroes?
Itās what happens when tragic people do their own research. They find themselves in a whole other dimension.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:If i was an Australian retailer, and i price-tagged something for e.g. $100, and they want to give me $US 100 for it, i would not argue.
And the advertised price in the USA is often without tax. You could add say 10% state and federal taxes, too.
Donāt forget the tip!
Heck, thatās another 10%! So $120 USD. Yes thank you. Sold!
sarahs mum said:
Perfect
Ian said:
Spiny Norman said:
FFS ā¦.
There a smidge of truth thereā¦ a solid diet of MacDonalds will slowly kill you. Their bread for instance is more like cake.
I understand that, because of their sugar content, McDonalds buns are officially classified as ācakeā and not ābreadā in Ireland.
Just saw again, on another forum, the claim that āwe went to the Moon before we thought of putting wheels on suitcasesā.
My response:
this, from Popular Mechanics, April 1949, page 144:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Itās a fair question. People in many countries accept USD as payment for goods and services.
Particularly if the exchange rate is good.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:The Internet says that 5 of his 8 children are x-less.
Muskās children:
1) Nevada Alexander Musk
2, 3) Twins Griffin and Xavier Musk (Xavier has renamed herself Vivian.)
4,5,6) Triplets Kai, Saxon, and Damian Musk
7) X AE A-XII Musk (Nickname: X.)
8) Exa Dark SiderƦl Musk (Nickname: Y.)
9, 10) Twins Strider Zilis Musk and Azure Zilis Musk
11) Techno Mechanicus (Nickname: Tau.)
So, five of eleven children have an x in their name.
So we both got it wrong then :)
Heās grown a whole crop of wild oats.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Itās a fair question. People in many countries accept USD as payment for goods and services.
If i was an Australian retailer, and i price-tagged something for e.g. $100, and they want to give me $US 100 for it, i would not argue.
Nods.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:Itās a fair question. People in many countries accept USD as payment for goods and services.
If i was an Australian retailer, and i price-tagged something for e.g. $100, and they want to give me $US 100 for it, i would not argue.
Nods.
Theyād probably only offer 50 though.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:If i was an Australian retailer, and i price-tagged something for e.g. $100, and they want to give me $US 100 for it, i would not argue.
Nods.
Theyād probably only offer 50 though.
The first one will but the price will read $150 for the second one.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Itās a fair question. People in many countries accept USD as payment for goods and services.
Not in many first world countries, AFAIA.
captain_spalding said:
It looks like heāll have to lower the bar.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
It looks like heāll have to lower the bar.
Ha
captain_spalding said:
LOLOL
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
It looks like heāll have to lower the bar.
Heās just the man to do it.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
It looks like heāll have to lower the bar.
Heās just the man to do it.
That he is. ;)
kii said:
He did look blown over.
kii said:
LOL
sarahs mum said:
Shriners will be pissed!
ILBBAICL
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyNqanKuncP/?igsh=MTNnM2VwZnpkczdvYw%3D%3D
Dear oh dear oh dear.
Witty Rejoinder said:
ILBBAICLhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/CyNqanKuncP/?igsh=MTNnM2VwZnpkczdvYw%3D%3D
Wow
One of the comments wasā¦it looks like trumpās decor came to life.
dv said:
dv said:
Dear oh dear.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Dear oh dear.
He probably does it for four seasons too.
dv said:
You sound troubled my son.
kii said:
LOLOLOLOL
Spiny Norman said:
Fair
The building trade can, on occasions, be quite dangerous.
Spiny Norman said:
The building trade can, on occasions, be quite dangerous.
I see what you mean.
Spiny Norman said:
The building trade can, on occasions, be quite dangerous.
Thatās quite a picture
Spiny Norman said:
The building trade can, on occasions, be quite dangerous.
What, thereās no bullets in that gun?
Just shoot the bastard. Or throw at him.
Jacki Abbott
3 d
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Dot painting did definitely exist before the date stated on that obnoxious meme being circulated to coincide with the Anniversary of the Apology.
This photo was taken in Aurukun in the 1930ies showing dots being used as body art. Other examples exist in the caves and walls of historical sites dating back centuries.
We do not need right wing nationalist group creating more division in this country
fsm said:
Moon āAntheāorbits Saturn and is around 800m diameter. The name suggests that it tastes like Quinoa.
Arnie originally misheard that hot chicks love tufted guys.
dv said:
I like that one.
Even though I had to look up Baudrillard :)
sarahs mum said:
Itās disconcerting to think that there are tens of millions of Americans who live in a world of indoctrinated fantasy.
sarahs mum said:
Snigger.
:)
sarahs mum said:
Locusts, crickets, eels. Itās like a fecking zoo in here.
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
Itās disconcerting to think that there are tens of millions of Americans who live in a world of indoctrinated fantasy.
At least Margaret the mad liked him because she found him entertaining. The people who think he is Godās chosen are really brain shot. And the oneās who think that god sent him to herald the end of days are even worse.
dv said:
The Internet tells me those two faces are very popular.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Internet tells me those two faces are very popular.
Itās a standard meme template.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Internet tells me those two faces are very popular.
Whose faces are they?
kii said:
Aināt that the truth.
From Facebookā¦
My springers doing their best Barnabyā¦
kii said:
From Facebookā¦
My springers doing their best Barnabyā¦
:)
Cobbett is still in the van.
sarahs mum said:
kii said:
From Facebookā¦
My springers doing their best Barnabyā¦
:)
Cobbett is still in the van.
The groomer just emerged and raided the car boot for more supplies. Good thing both groomer and dog have patience. She said she found a cattle tick and a grass seed that was embedded.
Spiny Norman said:
Lol
sarahs mum said:
Thanks for clearing that up, Dave.
Spiny Norman said:
Thanks for clearing that up, Dave.
Daveās not all there, man.
Spiny Norman said:
Heh.
dv said:
Chinglish hey.
I looked a recipe a couple of days ago. An ingredient: 1 spoon fuel consumption.
https://misschinesefood.com/chicken-wrapped-in-paper/#recipe
dv said:
snickers
fsm said:
IDGI
dv said:
Good one!
:)
Michael V said:
fsm said:
IDGI
30 Feb?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
IDGI
30 Feb?
itās a lleap year.
Michael V said:
fsm said:
IDGI
Are you sure there can be 30 days in February?
Lauren Tanner
Where the Rockies meet the Great Plains, on approach to Denver.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
IDGI
30 Feb?
Ah. Ta.
Oh dear ā¦
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear ā¦
That girl just isnāt strong enough to tackle lifeās big problems.
Morning punters and correctors.
Nothing of any consequence to report.
Over.
Has anyone ever seen these two in the same room at the same time?
Steamboat willy
dv said:
Steamboat willy
I wonder if it is duck dick?
dv said:
Steamboat willy
LOLOL
Thatās definitely a Mickey Mouse Menu.
AI isnāt quite there yet
dv said:
AI isnāt quite there yet
:)
kii said:
Mood
dv said:
Huh?
kii said:
dv said:
Huh?
Itās a popular culture reference, mālud.
kii said:
dv said:
Huh?
LOTR, they all die except the elf.
dv said:
you canāt say she wasnāt warned
Bogsnorkler said:
kii said:
dv said:
Huh?
LOTR, they all die except the elf.
Spoiler alert!
dv said:
Oh.
:(
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:
Huh?
Itās a popular culture reference, mālud.
Not in these parts itās not.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
kii said:Huh?
Itās a popular culture reference, mālud.
Not in these parts itās not.
+1
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
kii said:Huh?
Itās a popular culture reference, mālud.
Not in these parts itās not.
yeah.. wish that Tolkin guy had more of a reach than just TicTok
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:
Huh?
Itās a popular culture reference, mālud.
Philistines they be DV.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
kii said:Huh?
Itās a popular culture reference, mālud.
Not in these parts itās not.
Damn.
Itās really hard to find anything that the folks here are familiar with if JRRT is considered a niche reference.
dv said:
I fail to see that as JRRT reference.
May be if you explain it.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
I fail to see that as JRRT reference.
May be if you explain it.
The Children of IlĆŗvatar, also HĆni IlĆŗvataro or EruhĆni, are the two races of Elves and Men. Their existence, along with the Universe in which they were to live, was conceived in the Music of the Ainur, but the Ainur had no part in their making. IlĆŗvatar alone brought them into being, and they had fĆ«ar (spirits) of the same type as the Ainur, though far less powerful.
nlike the Ainur, however, the Children were intended to exist as a union of flesh and spirit; their bodies, or hrƶar, are as integral to their being as their fƫar. As such, they are also called Incarnates.
While their status as embodied souls created by IlĆ¹vatar makes them extraordinarily alike, each Kindred of the Children was also bestowed with different gifts from their maker. The Elves received great beauty, near immortality, skill with arts and crafts, and keen memories. Men, on the other hand, were given freedom to act outside the boundaries set by the Music of the Ainur, eventual supremacy over Middle-earth, and mortality.
Elves were the first of the Children of IlĆŗvatar to appear in Middle-earth; Men were not to follow until the first rising of the Sun at the end of the First Age, many thousands of years later. Both Kindreds awoke in the far east of Middle-earth: the Elves at CuiviĆ©nen and Men in HildĆ³rien.
The Dwarves, while also incarnates, are not typically called Children of IlĆŗvatar, for though they were given sapience and independent being by IlĆŗvatar, they were in fact created by AulĆ«. When Eru gave blessing to AulĆ«ās work, he distinguished the Dwarves from Elves and Men by calling them āthe children of my adoptionā while referring to Elves and Men as āthe children of my choice.ā
The history of Men and their races throughout the Ages, bore some similarities to that of the Elves, especially during the First Age.
Both Elves and Men originated somewhere in the East (CuiviĆ©nen and HildĆ³rien) and then both marched for the West (Eldar and Edain) leaving many of them behind (Avari and Men of Darkness).
They were divided mainly into three groups (Vanyar/Noldor/Teleri and House of Beor/House of Hador/House of Haleth) when they reached Beleriand.
Eventually some of them (Calaquendi and NĆŗmenĆ³reans) passed the Great Sea and reached a western place (Valinor and NĆŗmenor). They advanced and prospered near the Light of Valinor while their kin were left behind in Middle-earth.
There, some were corrupted by the Enemy which caused a Fall (NoldolantĆ« and AtalantĆ«). A part of them returned to Middle-earth and founded realms (Exile of the Noldor and Realms in Exile) becoming Kings among their ālesserā kin.
EruhĆni (sing. Eruhin) is the Quenya term. It contains the name Eru, the One (a name for IlĆŗvatar) and hĆna (āchildā).
esselte said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
I fail to see that as JRRT reference.
May be if you explain it.
The Children of IlĆŗvatar, also HĆni IlĆŗvataro or EruhĆni, are the two races of Elves and Men. Their existence, along with the Universe in which they were to live, was conceived in the Music of the Ainur, but the Ainur had no part in their making. IlĆŗvatar alone brought them into being, and they had fĆ«ar (spirits) of the same type as the Ainur, though far less powerful.
nlike the Ainur, however, the Children were intended to exist as a union of flesh and spirit; their bodies, or hrƶar, are as integral to their being as their fƫar. As such, they are also called Incarnates.
While their status as embodied souls created by IlĆ¹vatar makes them extraordinarily alike, each Kindred of the Children was also bestowed with different gifts from their maker. The Elves received great beauty, near immortality, skill with arts and crafts, and keen memories. Men, on the other hand, were given freedom to act outside the boundaries set by the Music of the Ainur, eventual supremacy over Middle-earth, and mortality.
Elves were the first of the Children of IlĆŗvatar to appear in Middle-earth; Men were not to follow until the first rising of the Sun at the end of the First Age, many thousands of years later. Both Kindreds awoke in the far east of Middle-earth: the Elves at CuiviĆ©nen and Men in HildĆ³rien.
The Dwarves, while also incarnates, are not typically called Children of IlĆŗvatar, for though they were given sapience and independent being by IlĆŗvatar, they were in fact created by AulĆ«. When Eru gave blessing to AulĆ«ās work, he distinguished the Dwarves from Elves and Men by calling them āthe children of my adoptionā while referring to Elves and Men as āthe children of my choice.ā
The history of Men and their races throughout the Ages, bore some similarities to that of the Elves, especially during the First Age.
Both Elves and Men originated somewhere in the East (CuiviĆ©nen and HildĆ³rien) and then both marched for the West (Eldar and Edain) leaving many of them behind (Avari and Men of Darkness).
They were divided mainly into three groups (Vanyar/Noldor/Teleri and House of Beor/House of Hador/House of Haleth) when they reached Beleriand.
Eventually some of them (Calaquendi and NĆŗmenĆ³reans) passed the Great Sea and reached a western place (Valinor and NĆŗmenor). They advanced and prospered near the Light of Valinor while their kin were left behind in Middle-earth.
There, some were corrupted by the Enemy which caused a Fall (NoldolantĆ« and AtalantĆ«). A part of them returned to Middle-earth and founded realms (Exile of the Noldor and Realms in Exile) becoming Kings among their ālesserā kin.
EruhĆni (sing. Eruhin) is the Quenya term. It contains the name Eru, the One (a name for IlĆŗvatar) and hĆna (āchildā).
Of course. slaps head
esselte said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
I fail to see that as JRRT reference.
May be if you explain it.
The Children of IlĆŗvatar, also HĆni IlĆŗvataro or EruhĆni, are the two races of Elves and Men. Their existence, along with the Universe in which they were to live, was conceived in the Music of the Ainur, but the Ainur had no part in their making. IlĆŗvatar alone brought them into being, and they had fĆ«ar (spirits) of the same type as the Ainur, though far less powerful.
nlike the Ainur, however, the Children were intended to exist as a union of flesh and spirit; their bodies, or hrƶar, are as integral to their being as their fƫar. As such, they are also called Incarnates.
While their status as embodied souls created by IlĆ¹vatar makes them extraordinarily alike, each Kindred of the Children was also bestowed with different gifts from their maker. The Elves received great beauty, near immortality, skill with arts and crafts, and keen memories. Men, on the other hand, were given freedom to act outside the boundaries set by the Music of the Ainur, eventual supremacy over Middle-earth, and mortality.
Elves were the first of the Children of IlĆŗvatar to appear in Middle-earth; Men were not to follow until the first rising of the Sun at the end of the First Age, many thousands of years later. Both Kindreds awoke in the far east of Middle-earth: the Elves at CuiviĆ©nen and Men in HildĆ³rien.
The Dwarves, while also incarnates, are not typically called Children of IlĆŗvatar, for though they were given sapience and independent being by IlĆŗvatar, they were in fact created by AulĆ«. When Eru gave blessing to AulĆ«ās work, he distinguished the Dwarves from Elves and Men by calling them āthe children of my adoptionā while referring to Elves and Men as āthe children of my choice.ā
The history of Men and their races throughout the Ages, bore some similarities to that of the Elves, especially during the First Age.
Both Elves and Men originated somewhere in the East (CuiviĆ©nen and HildĆ³rien) and then both marched for the West (Eldar and Edain) leaving many of them behind (Avari and Men of Darkness).
They were divided mainly into three groups (Vanyar/Noldor/Teleri and House of Beor/House of Hador/House of Haleth) when they reached Beleriand.
Eventually some of them (Calaquendi and NĆŗmenĆ³reans) passed the Great Sea and reached a western place (Valinor and NĆŗmenor). They advanced and prospered near the Light of Valinor while their kin were left behind in Middle-earth.
There, some were corrupted by the Enemy which caused a Fall (NoldolantĆ« and AtalantĆ«). A part of them returned to Middle-earth and founded realms (Exile of the Noldor and Realms in Exile) becoming Kings among their ālesserā kin.
EruhĆni (sing. Eruhin) is the Quenya term. It contains the name Eru, the One (a name for IlĆŗvatar) and hĆna (āchildā).
Youāre just making shit up, arenāt you?
kii said:
esselte said:
Peak Warming Man said:I fail to see that as JRRT reference.
May be if you explain it.
The Children of IlĆŗvatar, also HĆni IlĆŗvataro or EruhĆni, are the two races of Elves and Men. Their existence, along with the Universe in which they were to live, was conceived in the Music of the Ainur, but the Ainur had no part in their making. IlĆŗvatar alone brought them into being, and they had fĆ«ar (spirits) of the same type as the Ainur, though far less powerful.
nlike the Ainur, however, the Children were intended to exist as a union of flesh and spirit; their bodies, or hrƶar, are as integral to their being as their fƫar. As such, they are also called Incarnates.
While their status as embodied souls created by IlĆ¹vatar makes them extraordinarily alike, each Kindred of the Children was also bestowed with different gifts from their maker. The Elves received great beauty, near immortality, skill with arts and crafts, and keen memories. Men, on the other hand, were given freedom to act outside the boundaries set by the Music of the Ainur, eventual supremacy over Middle-earth, and mortality.
Elves were the first of the Children of IlĆŗvatar to appear in Middle-earth; Men were not to follow until the first rising of the Sun at the end of the First Age, many thousands of years later. Both Kindreds awoke in the far east of Middle-earth: the Elves at CuiviĆ©nen and Men in HildĆ³rien.
The Dwarves, while also incarnates, are not typically called Children of IlĆŗvatar, for though they were given sapience and independent being by IlĆŗvatar, they were in fact created by AulĆ«. When Eru gave blessing to AulĆ«ās work, he distinguished the Dwarves from Elves and Men by calling them āthe children of my adoptionā while referring to Elves and Men as āthe children of my choice.ā
The history of Men and their races throughout the Ages, bore some similarities to that of the Elves, especially during the First Age.
Both Elves and Men originated somewhere in the East (CuiviĆ©nen and HildĆ³rien) and then both marched for the West (Eldar and Edain) leaving many of them behind (Avari and Men of Darkness).
They were divided mainly into three groups (Vanyar/Noldor/Teleri and House of Beor/House of Hador/House of Haleth) when they reached Beleriand.
Eventually some of them (Calaquendi and NĆŗmenĆ³reans) passed the Great Sea and reached a western place (Valinor and NĆŗmenor). They advanced and prospered near the Light of Valinor while their kin were left behind in Middle-earth.
There, some were corrupted by the Enemy which caused a Fall (NoldolantĆ« and AtalantĆ«). A part of them returned to Middle-earth and founded realms (Exile of the Noldor and Realms in Exile) becoming Kings among their ālesserā kin.
EruhĆni (sing. Eruhin) is the Quenya term. It contains the name Eru, the One (a name for IlĆŗvatar) and hĆna (āchildā).
Youāre just making shit up, arenāt you?
nup.
kii said:
esselte said:
Peak Warming Man said:I fail to see that as JRRT reference.
May be if you explain it.
The Children of IlĆŗvatar, also HĆni IlĆŗvataro or EruhĆni, are the two races of Elves and Men. Their existence, along with the Universe in which they were to live, was conceived in the Music of the Ainur, but the Ainur had no part in their making. IlĆŗvatar alone brought them into being, and they had fĆ«ar (spirits) of the same type as the Ainur, though far less powerful.
nlike the Ainur, however, the Children were intended to exist as a union of flesh and spirit; their bodies, or hrƶar, are as integral to their being as their fƫar. As such, they are also called Incarnates.
While their status as embodied souls created by IlĆ¹vatar makes them extraordinarily alike, each Kindred of the Children was also bestowed with different gifts from their maker. The Elves received great beauty, near immortality, skill with arts and crafts, and keen memories. Men, on the other hand, were given freedom to act outside the boundaries set by the Music of the Ainur, eventual supremacy over Middle-earth, and mortality.
Elves were the first of the Children of IlĆŗvatar to appear in Middle-earth; Men were not to follow until the first rising of the Sun at the end of the First Age, many thousands of years later. Both Kindreds awoke in the far east of Middle-earth: the Elves at CuiviĆ©nen and Men in HildĆ³rien.
The Dwarves, while also incarnates, are not typically called Children of IlĆŗvatar, for though they were given sapience and independent being by IlĆŗvatar, they were in fact created by AulĆ«. When Eru gave blessing to AulĆ«ās work, he distinguished the Dwarves from Elves and Men by calling them āthe children of my adoptionā while referring to Elves and Men as āthe children of my choice.ā
The history of Men and their races throughout the Ages, bore some similarities to that of the Elves, especially during the First Age.
Both Elves and Men originated somewhere in the East (CuiviĆ©nen and HildĆ³rien) and then both marched for the West (Eldar and Edain) leaving many of them behind (Avari and Men of Darkness).
They were divided mainly into three groups (Vanyar/Noldor/Teleri and House of Beor/House of Hador/House of Haleth) when they reached Beleriand.
Eventually some of them (Calaquendi and NĆŗmenĆ³reans) passed the Great Sea and reached a western place (Valinor and NĆŗmenor). They advanced and prospered near the Light of Valinor while their kin were left behind in Middle-earth.
There, some were corrupted by the Enemy which caused a Fall (NoldolantĆ« and AtalantĆ«). A part of them returned to Middle-earth and founded realms (Exile of the Noldor and Realms in Exile) becoming Kings among their ālesserā kin.
EruhĆni (sing. Eruhin) is the Quenya term. It contains the name Eru, the One (a name for IlĆŗvatar) and hĆna (āchildā).
Youāre just making shit up, arenāt you?
Well, Tolkien did.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
I fail to see that as JRRT reference.
May be if you explain it.
Lord of the Rings is a popular series of novels that has also been adapted into film. It involves an assorted party of travellers, a fellowship if you will, of various different races with differing life spans. This image shows the change in the party over time: the Hobbits greying and dying first, then the Man (Aragon), and lastly the dwarf (Gimli), leaving only the immortal Legolas, an elf, to remember their adventures.
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
I fail to see that as JRRT reference.
May be if you explain it.
Lord of the Rings is a popular series of novels that has also been adapted into film. It involves an assorted party of travellers, a fellowship if you will, of various different races with differing life spans. This image shows the change in the party over time: the Hobbits greying and dying first, then the Man (Aragon), and lastly the dwarf (Gimli), leaving only the immortal Legolas, an elf, to remember their adventures.
I thought the middle character was Arwenā¦ the way the story is generally told is that Gimli sail with Legolas to Valinor.. also Elrond says this to Arwen in the books.. that she will be left living alone after eveyone else dies around herā¦
esselte said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
I fail to see that as JRRT reference.
May be if you explain it.
The Children of IlĆŗvatar, also HĆni IlĆŗvataro or EruhĆni, are the two races of Elves and Men. Their existence, along with the Universe in which they were to live, was conceived in the Music of the Ainur, but the Ainur had no part in their making. IlĆŗvatar alone brought them into being, and they had fĆ«ar (spirits) of the same type as the Ainur, though far less powerful.
nlike the Ainur, however, the Children were intended to exist as a union of flesh and spirit; their bodies, or hrƶar, are as integral to their being as their fƫar. As such, they are also called Incarnates.
While their status as embodied souls created by IlĆ¹vatar makes them extraordinarily alike, each Kindred of the Children was also bestowed with different gifts from their maker. The Elves received great beauty, near immortality, skill with arts and crafts, and keen memories. Men, on the other hand, were given freedom to act outside the boundaries set by the Music of the Ainur, eventual supremacy over Middle-earth, and mortality.
Elves were the first of the Children of IlĆŗvatar to appear in Middle-earth; Men were not to follow until the first rising of the Sun at the end of the First Age, many thousands of years later. Both Kindreds awoke in the far east of Middle-earth: the Elves at CuiviĆ©nen and Men in HildĆ³rien.
The Dwarves, while also incarnates, are not typically called Children of IlĆŗvatar, for though they were given sapience and independent being by IlĆŗvatar, they were in fact created by AulĆ«. When Eru gave blessing to AulĆ«ās work, he distinguished the Dwarves from Elves and Men by calling them āthe children of my adoptionā while referring to Elves and Men as āthe children of my choice.ā
The history of Men and their races throughout the Ages, bore some similarities to that of the Elves, especially during the First Age.
Both Elves and Men originated somewhere in the East (CuiviĆ©nen and HildĆ³rien) and then both marched for the West (Eldar and Edain) leaving many of them behind (Avari and Men of Darkness).
They were divided mainly into three groups (Vanyar/Noldor/Teleri and House of Beor/House of Hador/House of Haleth) when they reached Beleriand.
Eventually some of them (Calaquendi and NĆŗmenĆ³reans) passed the Great Sea and reached a western place (Valinor and NĆŗmenor). They advanced and prospered near the Light of Valinor while their kin were left behind in Middle-earth.
There, some were corrupted by the Enemy which caused a Fall (NoldolantĆ« and AtalantĆ«). A part of them returned to Middle-earth and founded realms (Exile of the Noldor and Realms in Exile) becoming Kings among their ālesserā kin.
EruhĆni (sing. Eruhin) is the Quenya term. It contains the name Eru, the One (a name for IlĆŗvatar) and hĆna (āchildā).
did you swallow the Silmarillion?
Bogsnorkler said:
esselte said:
Peak Warming Man said:I fail to see that as JRRT reference.
May be if you explain it.
The Children of IlĆŗvatar, also HĆni IlĆŗvataro or EruhĆni, are the two races of Elves and Men. Their existence, along with the Universe in which they were to live, was conceived in the Music of the Ainur, but the Ainur had no part in their making. IlĆŗvatar alone brought them into being, and they had fĆ«ar (spirits) of the same type as the Ainur, though far less powerful.
nlike the Ainur, however, the Children were intended to exist as a union of flesh and spirit; their bodies, or hrƶar, are as integral to their being as their fƫar. As such, they are also called Incarnates.
While their status as embodied souls created by IlĆ¹vatar makes them extraordinarily alike, each Kindred of the Children was also bestowed with different gifts from their maker. The Elves received great beauty, near immortality, skill with arts and crafts, and keen memories. Men, on the other hand, were given freedom to act outside the boundaries set by the Music of the Ainur, eventual supremacy over Middle-earth, and mortality.
Elves were the first of the Children of IlĆŗvatar to appear in Middle-earth; Men were not to follow until the first rising of the Sun at the end of the First Age, many thousands of years later. Both Kindreds awoke in the far east of Middle-earth: the Elves at CuiviĆ©nen and Men in HildĆ³rien.
The Dwarves, while also incarnates, are not typically called Children of IlĆŗvatar, for though they were given sapience and independent being by IlĆŗvatar, they were in fact created by AulĆ«. When Eru gave blessing to AulĆ«ās work, he distinguished the Dwarves from Elves and Men by calling them āthe children of my adoptionā while referring to Elves and Men as āthe children of my choice.ā
The history of Men and their races throughout the Ages, bore some similarities to that of the Elves, especially during the First Age.
Both Elves and Men originated somewhere in the East (CuiviĆ©nen and HildĆ³rien) and then both marched for the West (Eldar and Edain) leaving many of them behind (Avari and Men of Darkness).
They were divided mainly into three groups (Vanyar/Noldor/Teleri and House of Beor/House of Hador/House of Haleth) when they reached Beleriand.
Eventually some of them (Calaquendi and NĆŗmenĆ³reans) passed the Great Sea and reached a western place (Valinor and NĆŗmenor). They advanced and prospered near the Light of Valinor while their kin were left behind in Middle-earth.
There, some were corrupted by the Enemy which caused a Fall (NoldolantĆ« and AtalantĆ«). A part of them returned to Middle-earth and founded realms (Exile of the Noldor and Realms in Exile) becoming Kings among their ālesserā kin.
EruhĆni (sing. Eruhin) is the Quenya term. It contains the name Eru, the One (a name for IlĆŗvatar) and hĆna (āchildā).
did you swallow the Silmarillion?
Thatās when JRRT went mad.
Fun fact: Welsh speakers have a 33% speed advantage
dv said:
Fun fact: Welsh speakers have a 33% speed advantage
kii said:
dv said:
Fun fact: Welsh speakers have a 33% speed advantage
Why 6, and then 8? Also why āa 8ā?
I would have calculated 6 minutes to be a 25% advantage over 8 minutes.
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
dv said:
Fun fact: Welsh speakers have a 33% speed advantage
Why 6, and then 8? Also why āa 8ā?I would have calculated 6 minutes to be a 25% advantage over 8 minutes.
2 different and 2 is 33% of 6.
dv said:
Fun fact: Welsh speakers have a 33% speed advantage
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:Why 6, and then 8? Also why āa 8ā?
I would have calculated 6 minutes to be a 25% advantage over 8 minutes.
2 different and 2 is 33% of 6.
In which case, the English speakers are at a 33% disadvantage compared to the Welsh speakers.
The Welsh cut 1/4 off the English speakersā tiome, which is a 25% advantage over them.
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
captain_spalding said:I would have calculated 6 minutes to be a 25% advantage over 8 minutes.
2 different and 2 is 33% of 6.
In which case, the English speakers are at a 33% disadvantage compared to the Welsh speakers.
The Welsh cut 1/4 off the English speakersā tiome, which is a 25% advantage over them.
Perhaps the Welsh just have a longer unit of time.
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:2 different and 2 is 33% of 6.
In which case, the English speakers are at a 33% disadvantage compared to the Welsh speakers.
The Welsh cut 1/4 off the English speakersā tiome, which is a 25% advantage over them.
Perhaps the Welsh just have a longer unit of time.
The Boyos have a 70 second minute.
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
dv said:
Fun fact: Welsh speakers have a 33% speed advantage
Why 6, and then 8? Also why āa 8ā?I would have calculated 6 minutes to be a 25% advantage over 8 minutes.
Well you can either say itās a 25% time advantage of a 33% speed advantage.
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:Why 6, and then 8? Also why āa 8ā?
I would have calculated 6 minutes to be a 25% advantage over 8 minutes.
Well you can either say itās a 25% time advantage of a 33% speed advantage.
Ever the diplomatā¦
dv said:
Oh dear.
Excerpt from The Witches Are Coming by Lindy West.
Spiny Norman said:
:)
dvsbl
Spiny Norman said:
Ice cream
Yous cream
We alls cream
For ice cream.
kii said:
:-)
ABC News:
Gosh, you know something is really on the nose when even the government of the day suggests that thereās something āgoing wrongā.
Is it really fair to call it a duopoly? Plenty of aldis and igas hereabouts.
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Gosh, you know something is really on the nose when even the government of the day suggests that thereās something āgoing wrongā.
One or both of them used bully tactics to force lower prices on suppliers as well, obviously to pass savings onto consumers mind you
Cymek said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Gosh, you know something is really on the nose when even the government of the day suggests that thereās something āgoing wrongā.
One or both of them used bully tactics to force lower prices on suppliers as well, obviously to pass savings onto consumers mind you
Some people, including some here, may tell you that Coles or Woolworths would never do such things, but i can relate an instance of a Bundaberg egg farmer.
I worked alongside his wife (a social worker), and theyād bought the farm and built it up and things were going well for them.
They approached Coles about supplying eggs to Coles supermarkets in Bundaberg and surrounding towns. Coles expressed interest, and then set out the terms by which Coles would have them abide:
1. you will supply your product to Coles, and only to Coles. No supply to other supermarkets or stores, not even farm-gate sales.
2. you will supply this many eggs per day/week, and no shortfalls will be tolerated. If you fail to supply the required number, Coles will not accept any from you for that period.
3. you will accept a price set by Coles, and you will not publicise that price or let it be known anywhere.
4. Coles reserves the right to refuse to take your product at any time, without notice. Disposal of your product elsewhere will be considered a breach of condition 1, and your contract will be instantly terminated.
They thought better of it, and went to see IGA.
dv said:
Is it really fair to call it a duopoly? Plenty of aldis and igas hereabouts.
yes, but only hippies and peasants use those.
Cymek said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Gosh, you know something is really on the nose when even the government of the day suggests that thereās something āgoing wrongā.
One or both of them used bully tactics to force lower prices on suppliers as well, obviously to pass savings onto consumers mind you
I hate the Colesworths and the Woolcols as much as anyone, but looking at their profit results over the last 8 years or so, they havenāt changed much, in spite of squeezing suppliers, and getting rid of most of the check-out people. So that suggests there isnāt a huge amount of price cutting realistically available.
Arts said:
dv said:
Is it really fair to call it a duopoly? Plenty of aldis and igas hereabouts.
yes, but only hippies and peasants use those.
I wonder which of those I am.
Heck, Farmer Jackās, MCQ, Spudshed, Village Grocerā¦
The āduopolyā makes up 65% of the market which to be sure is a big chunk but there are enough other options.
dv said:
Arts said:Potato Hacienda as my brother calls it.dv said:I wonder which of those I am.Is it really fair to call it a duopoly? Plenty of aldis and igas hereabouts.yes, but only hippies and peasants use those.
Heck, Farmer Jackās, MCQ, Spudshed, Village Grocerā¦
The āduopolyā makes up 65% of the market which to be sure is a big chunk but there are enough other options.
OCDC said:
dv said:A quick search engine tells me the local Spud Shed in west Gippsland seems to be unrelated to that which you may frequent.Arts said:Potato Hacienda as my brother calls it.yes, but only hippies and peasants use those.I wonder which of those I am.
Heck, Farmer Jackās, MCQ, Spudshed, Village Grocerā¦
The āduopolyā makes up 65% of the market which to be sure is a big chunk but there are enough other options.
dv said:
Is it really fair to call it a duopoly? Plenty of aldis and igas hereabouts.
According to Aunty ABC: Aldi, IGA, Costco etc have so little market share (just a few percent combined) that are categorised āOthersā.
OCDC said:
dv said:Arts said:Potato Hacienda as my brother calls it.yes, but only hippies and peasants use those.I wonder which of those I am.
Heck, Farmer Jackās, MCQ, Spudshed, Village Grocerā¦
The āduopolyā makes up 65% of the market which to be sure is a big chunk but there are enough other options.
Dutton domicile
dv said:
OCDC said:
dv said:I wonder which of those I am.Potato Hacienda as my brother calls it.Heck, Farmer Jackās, MCQ, Spudshed, Village Grocerā¦
The āduopolyā makes up 65% of the market which to be sure is a big chunk but there are enough other options.
Dutton domicile
Peteās Potato Palace.
Michael V said:
dv said:
Is it really fair to call it a duopoly? Plenty of aldis and igas hereabouts.
According to Aunty ABC: Aldi, IGA, Costco etc have so little market share (just a few percent combined) that are categorised āOthersā.
Thatās not accurate. They add to 35%.
OCDC said:
Yes, though The Sally Cat was playing fetch with me this morning with a cough lolly wrapper.
OCDC said:
Reminds me of -
Spiny Norman said:
OCDC said:
Reminds me of -
Whatās wrong with rightfully claiming ownership of your human?
Witty Rejoinder said:
Spiny Norman said:
OCDC said:
Reminds me of -
Whatās wrong with rightfully claiming ownership of your human?
āItās warm, moderately soft, and no-one else seems to be interested in it, so iāll use it.ā
More woke nonsense
dv said:
squints
This one is really subtle, isnāt it?
sarahs mum said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
sarahs mum said:
Ha!
dv said:
Car-diving. Demonstration sport at the 2028 Olympics.
wookiemeister said:
sarahs mum said:
Its like veganism ā they do tell you with minutes of meeting you.
It might also be your long beard and funny hat, as they donāt want you to mistake them for a follower of yours.
dv said:
You had to be there I think.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
You had to be there I think.
No, i didnāt, and (in my ignorance of what āsuplexedā means), i may well be grateful that i wasnāt.
They arenāt really trying anymore.
dv said:
Why donāt sperm count the way eggs count? Canāt they have special police for sperm wasters?
dv said:
Ha!
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
Why donāt sperm count the way eggs count? Canāt they have special police for sperm wasters?
LOL
OCDC said:
+1
OCDC said:
lol
Iād watch the hell out of this series.
British & Commonwealth Forces
HMS Hermes in Barrow dockyard in 1959 ā shortly before commissioning, was taken at the exact moment
Sub Lieutenant Albert Trotter took temporary command and ordered the entire crew to Portā¦
Albertās intention was to have the men join him in the Dirty Duck pub, in the port, but it was misinterpreted
by the crew and almost cost the ship. It was Albertās last appointment before being dismissed. He moved
to Peckham, South London and was known as Uncle Albert to friends and family.
Bogsnorkler said:
British & Commonwealth Forces
HMS Hermes in Barrow dockyard in 1959 ā shortly before commissioning, was taken at the exact moment
Sub Lieutenant Albert Trotter took temporary command and ordered the entire crew to Portā¦Albertās intention was to have the men join him in the Dirty Duck pub, in the port, but it was misinterpreted
by the crew and almost cost the ship. It was Albertās last appointment before being dismissed. He moved
to Peckham, South London and was known as Uncle Albert to friends and family.
is it anything to do with Admiral Halsey?
sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
British & Commonwealth Forces
HMS Hermes in Barrow dockyard in 1959 ā shortly before commissioning, was taken at the exact moment
Sub Lieutenant Albert Trotter took temporary command and ordered the entire crew to Portā¦Albertās intention was to have the men join him in the Dirty Duck pub, in the port, but it was misinterpreted
by the crew and almost cost the ship. It was Albertās last appointment before being dismissed. He moved
to Peckham, South London and was known as Uncle Albert to friends and family.
is it anything to do with Admiral Halsey?
No. Admiral halsey was a US comander who ordered his fleet to sail into a typhoon.
I am intrigued by this story however, is he the Uncle Alber referred to in the Paul Mc & Wings song āweāre so sorry, Uncle Albertā ?
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
British & Commonwealth Forces
HMS Hermes in Barrow dockyard in 1959 ā shortly before commissioning, was taken at the exact moment
Sub Lieutenant Albert Trotter took temporary command and ordered the entire crew to Portā¦Albertās intention was to have the men join him in the Dirty Duck pub, in the port, but it was misinterpreted
by the crew and almost cost the ship. It was Albertās last appointment before being dismissed. He moved
to Peckham, South London and was known as Uncle Albert to friends and family.
is it anything to do with Admiral Halsey?
No. Admiral halsey was a US comander who ordered his fleet to sail into a typhoon.
I am intrigued by this story however, is he the Uncle Alber referred to in the Paul Mc & Wings song āweāre so sorry, Uncle Albertā ?
the picture show HMS Hermes in listing trials.
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
British & Commonwealth Forces
HMS Hermes in Barrow dockyard in 1959 ā shortly before commissioning, was taken at the exact moment
Sub Lieutenant Albert Trotter took temporary command and ordered the entire crew to Portā¦Albertās intention was to have the men join him in the Dirty Duck pub, in the port, but it was misinterpreted
by the crew and almost cost the ship. It was Albertās last appointment before being dismissed. He moved
to Peckham, South London and was known as Uncle Albert to friends and family.
is it anything to do with Admiral Halsey?
No. Admiral halsey was a US comander who ordered his fleet to sail into a typhoon.
I am intrigued by this story however, is he the Uncle Alber referred to in the Paul Mc & Wings song āweāre so sorry, Uncle Albertā ?
Uncle Albert, in this case, is a fictional character from the BBC TV show Only Fools and Horses.
Bogsnorkler said:
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:is it anything to do with Admiral Halsey?
No. Admiral halsey was a US comander who ordered his fleet to sail into a typhoon.
I am intrigued by this story however, is he the Uncle Alber referred to in the Paul Mc & Wings song āweāre so sorry, Uncle Albertā ?
the picture show HMS Hermes in listing trials.
me so solly
Bogsnorkler said:
watching..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIzoygzFpbc
Using a Pilot in a Gorilla Suit to Hide a Top Secret Fighter Jet
Clip Art
Kingy said:
Clip Art
Clever!
Meanwhile on the Moonā¦
kii said:
Meanwhile on the Moonā¦
:)
sarahs mum said:
:)
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
:)
Lololol š
kii said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
:)
Lololol š
Vodka bottle filled with water.
kii said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
:)
Lololol š
Vodka bottle filled with water.
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
Michael V said::)
Lololol š
Vodka bottle filled with water.
:)
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
Michael V said::)
Lololol š
Vodka bottle filled with water.
See, this wonāt work. A bottle of vodka wouldnāt be a common item at work, but a bottle of soy sauce would be.
kii said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:Lololol š
Vodka bottle filled with water.
See, this wonāt work. A bottle of vodka wouldnāt be a common item at work, but a bottle of soy sauce would be.
Depends on where you work, and how miserable a place it is.
Sheāll be right mate.
Car ferry with some disturbing cracks in the hull.
Spiny Norman said:
Sheāll be right mate.
Car ferry with some disturbing cracks in the hull.
Better get the welder out. Again.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Sheāll be right mate.
Car ferry with some disturbing cracks in the hull.Better get the welder out. Again.
Yeah, and gas weld (braze) it rather than electric or MIG, as gas welding causes far less stress in the weld zone.
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Sheāll be right mate.
Car ferry with some disturbing cracks in the hull.Better get the welder out. Again.
Yeah, and gas weld (braze) it rather than electric or MIG, as gas welding causes far less stress in the weld zone.
And clues as to which ferry it is?
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:Better get the welder out. Again.
Yeah, and gas weld (braze) it rather than electric or MIG, as gas welding causes far less stress in the weld zone.
And clues as to which ferry it is?
Iām guessing Aussie. It kinda looks like the Kāgari (Fraser) Island ferry but it looks a little larger than I remember. So not sure.
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:Yeah, and gas weld (braze) it rather than electric or MIG, as gas welding causes far less stress in the weld zone.
And clues as to which ferry it is?
Iām guessing Aussie. It kinda looks like the Kāgari (Fraser) Island ferry but it looks a little larger than I remember. So not sure.
Doesnāt look like any ofthe Kāgari barges for which pics can be found. The car near the end of the video appears to be left-hand drive, but these X videos are often āreversedā when uploaded. Canāt make out any lettering clearly enough to confirm that/
Kingy said:
Clip Art
Ha
dv said:
Spiny Norman said:
Jesus!
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Jesus!
Praise the Log.
:-)
Spiny Norman said:
nup
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:Yeah, and gas weld (braze) it rather than electric or MIG, as gas welding causes far less stress in the weld zone.
And clues as to which ferry it is?
Iām guessing Aussie. It kinda looks like the Kāgari (Fraser) Island ferry but it looks a little larger than I remember. So not sure.
No, Itās not the Kāgai barge. It has cars and flat-bed truck on it, neither of which are permitted on the island. 4WDs only.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:And clues as to which ferry it is?
Iām guessing Aussie. It kinda looks like the Kāgari (Fraser) Island ferry but it looks a little larger than I remember. So not sure.
No, Itās not the Kāgai barge. It has cars and flat-bed truck on it, neither of which are permitted on the island. 4WDs only.
the cars seem to be left hand drive.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:Iām guessing Aussie. It kinda looks like the Kāgari (Fraser) Island ferry but it looks a little larger than I remember. So not sure.
No, Itās not the Kāgai barge. It has cars and flat-bed truck on it, neither of which are permitted on the island. 4WDs only.
the cars seem to be left hand drive.
At least one of them is.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:And clues as to which ferry it is?
Iām guessing Aussie. It kinda looks like the Kāgari (Fraser) Island ferry but it looks a little larger than I remember. So not sure.
Doesnāt look like any ofthe Kāgari barges for which pics can be found. The car near the end of the video appears to be left-hand drive, but these X videos are often āreversedā when uploaded. Canāt make out any lettering clearly enough to confirm that/
(Just catching up on my reading. Apologies if this has been answered in a later post.)
<3 theycantalk
snort
sarahs mum said:
FA&FO.
sarahs mum said:
Yeah it should be alright if you take it steady.
Peak Warming Man said:
sarahs mum said:
Yeah it should be alright if you take it steady.
They could driving on the left, but only in reverse gear.
That way, any collisions would ascribed to the other vehicle.
captain_spalding said:
Peak Warming Man said:
sarahs mum said:
Yeah it should be alright if you take it steady.
They could driving on the left, but only in reverse gear.
That way, any collisions would ascribed to the other vehicle.
āā¦could try drivingā¦ā
Bogsnorkler said:
Surely things must be financially bad for Trump if he expects to save himself with cheap gym shoes.
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Surely things must be financially bad for Trump if he expects to save himself with cheap gym shoes.
I saw a short where someone bought a signed pair for 9k.
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
ha
fsm said:
lolz
Well at least now we know Jago Hazzardās real name.
dv said:
Well at least now we know Jago Hazzardās real name.
According to the electric internet, T. G. Wright is Jago Hazzardās real name.
Iām warming to this template
dv said:
Iām warming to this template
:)
dv said:
Iām warming to this template
I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
Michael V said:
According to the electric internet
:-)
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Iām warming to this template
I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
I could have made a joke there, but thought better of it.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Iām warming to this template
I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
Maybe had something to do with the TV show they all were in.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Iām warming to this template
I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
Just the 1 woman in the last photo.
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Iām warming to this template
I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
Just the 1 woman in the last photo.
True.
roughbarked said:
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
Just the 1 woman in the last photo.
True.
My comment doesnāt require your validation.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:Just the 1 woman in the last photo.
True.
My comment doesnāt require your validation.
Iām still none the wiser.
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:True.
My comment doesnāt require your validation.
Iām still none the wiser.
What are you? A man or a men?
I donāt get any of it.
OCDC said:
I donāt get any of it.
It gets a lot easier once you stop expecting it to make sense.
OCDC said:
I donāt get any of it.
Than donāt ask me to explain it.
kii said:
OCDC said:True.I donāt get any of it.Than donāt ask me to explain it.
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:My comment doesnāt require your validation.
Iām still none the wiser.
What are you? A man or a men?
Tamb said:
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Iām still none the wiser.
What are you? A man or a men?
Amen: uttered at the end of a prayer or hymn, meaning āso be itā.
I prefer to finish my prayers with either āi donāt get any of itā or āiām still none the wiserā. They seem to be more accurate.
sarahs mum said:
Fuck
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
Fuck
Tamb said:
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
Fuck
Law.
You could always try driving on the left, and see if itās ājust one of those lawsā, or āL-A-W, lawā.
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
Fuck
They should go to Japan, where they drive on the left. Problem solved.
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
dv said:Fuck
Law.You could always try driving on the left, and see if itās ājust one of those lawsā, or āL-A-W, lawā.
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
Fuck
They should go to Japan, where they drive on the left. Problem solved.
I wonder how many countries drive on the right side of the road because itās called āthe right sideā, and therefore considered to be the ācorrectā side.
If the opposite of āleftā was some other word e.g. āspudgeā, (but the the term ārightā still existed, as a synonym for ācorrectā), would as many things be biased to the āspudgeā side?
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:Fuck
They should go to Japan, where they drive on the left. Problem solved.
Or India where the side of the road seems irrelevant.
They donāt have traffic rules in India, just traffic suggestions.
OCDC said:
kii said:OCDC said:True.I donāt get any of it.Than donāt ask me to explain it.
After further research I have discovered I made a little typo, which explains kiiās comment, so I suppose I shall have to be satisfied with that.
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:
kii said:Than donāt ask me to explain it.True.
After further research I have discovered I made a little typo, which explains kiiās comment, so I suppose I shall have to be satisfied with that.
OK, thatās that cleared up.
Now, back to reconciling the Israelis and the Palestiniansā¦
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:
kii said:Than donāt ask me to explain it.True.
After further research I have discovered I made a little typo, which explains kiiās comment, so I suppose I shall have to be satisfied with that.
OK, thatās that cleared up.
Now, back to reconciling the Israelis and the Palestiniansā¦
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:They should go to Japan, where they drive on the left. Problem solved.
Or India where the side of the road seems irrelevant.They donāt have traffic rules in India, just traffic suggestions.
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:Or India where the side of the road seems irrelevant.
They donāt have traffic rules in India, just traffic suggestions.
Indonesia has an unwritten rule āfirst to blow their horn has right of wayā
Unfortunately, the other unwritten rule is ālast to blow their horn cancels the privilege of first to blow their hornā.
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:They donāt have traffic rules in India, just traffic suggestions.
Indonesia has an unwritten rule āfirst to blow their horn has right of wayāUnfortunately, the other unwritten rule is ālast to blow their horn cancels the privilege of first to blow their hornā.
Spiny Norman said:
Blimey, just how much per kl does water cost in Canberra, anyway?
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Iām warming to this template
I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
These are characters from The Good Place, a clever comedy series set in the afterlife. However, this doesnāt really matter as this has become a standard template whose meaning is not essentially connected to The Good Place. The first two view points are straightforward while the second pair exist in internal tension. Panel 3 relies on a complicated theoretical explication for preference whereas Panel 4 is the enlightened viewpoint of accepting that what you like is trash but that you like it anyway.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Iām warming to this template
I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
These are characters from The Good Place, a clever comedy series set in the afterlife. However, this doesnāt really matter as this has become a standard template whose meaning is not essentially connected to The Good Place. The first two view points are straightforward while the second pair exist in internal tension. Panel 3 relies on a complicated theoretical explication for preference whereas Panel 4 is the enlightened viewpoint of accepting that what you like is trash but that you like it anyway.
I love this template, it sucks
dv said:
sarahs mum said:
Fuck
Seconded!
OCDC said:
kii said:OCDC said:True.I donāt get any of it.Than donāt ask me to explain it.
LOL.
Oh dear ā¦.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Iām warming to this template
I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
These are characters from The Good Place, a clever comedy series set in the afterlife. However, this doesnāt really matter as this has become a standard template whose meaning is not essentially connected to The Good Place. The first two view points are straightforward while the second pair exist in internal tension. Panel 3 relies on a complicated theoretical explication for preference whereas Panel 4 is the enlightened viewpoint of accepting that what you like is trash but that you like it anyway.
Thanks for that.
I guess I was distracted by possible alternative meanings to saying something āsucksā.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
These are characters from The Good Place, a clever comedy series set in the afterlife. However, this doesnāt really matter as this has become a standard template whose meaning is not essentially connected to The Good Place. The first two view points are straightforward while the second pair exist in internal tension. Panel 3 relies on a complicated theoretical explication for preference whereas Panel 4 is the enlightened viewpoint of accepting that what you like is trash but that you like it anyway.
Thanks for that.
I guess I was distracted by possible alternative meanings to saying something āsucksā.
Actually the descriptions are in keeping with their roles in the good place. As well.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
These are characters from The Good Place, a clever comedy series set in the afterlife. However, this doesnāt really matter as this has become a standard template whose meaning is not essentially connected to The Good Place. The first two view points are straightforward while the second pair exist in internal tension. Panel 3 relies on a complicated theoretical explication for preference whereas Panel 4 is the enlightened viewpoint of accepting that what you like is trash but that you like it anyway.
Thanks for that.
I guess I was distracted by possible alternative meanings to saying something āsucksā.
Never mind rev I was onto it straight away, although my interpretation of the, well lets call the hieroglyphics, was slightly different to the above.
Well a lot different because my Rosetta stone is in for a service.
Iām thinking of writing book on memes, The Art of the Meme Iāll call it.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:These are characters from The Good Place, a clever comedy series set in the afterlife. However, this doesnāt really matter as this has become a standard template whose meaning is not essentially connected to The Good Place. The first two view points are straightforward while the second pair exist in internal tension. Panel 3 relies on a complicated theoretical explication for preference whereas Panel 4 is the enlightened viewpoint of accepting that what you like is trash but that you like it anyway.
Thanks for that.
I guess I was distracted by possible alternative meanings to saying something āsucksā.
Never mind rev I was onto it straight away, although my interpretation of the, well lets call the hieroglyphics, was slightly different to the above.
Well a lot different because my Rosetta stone is in for a service.
Iām thinking of writing book on memes, The Art of the Meme Iāll call it.
Iāll buy the hardback.
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Thanks for that.
I guess I was distracted by possible alternative meanings to saying something āsucksā.
Never mind rev I was onto it straight away, although my interpretation of the, well lets call the hieroglyphics, was slightly different to the above.
Well a lot different because my Rosetta stone is in for a service.
Iām thinking of writing book on memes, The Art of the Meme Iāll call it.
Iāll buy the hardback.
Coffee table edition?
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Thanks for that.
I guess I was distracted by possible alternative meanings to saying something āsucksā.
Never mind rev I was onto it straight away, although my interpretation of the, well lets call the hieroglyphics, was slightly different to the above.
Well a lot different because my Rosetta stone is in for a service.
Iām thinking of writing book on memes, The Art of the Meme Iāll call it.
Iāll buy the hardback.
I reckon heāll get a ghost writer to write it, probably Casper the friendly GPT.
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear ā¦.
Bloody!
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear ā¦.
Bloody!
Wouldnāt know if he was coming or going.
fsm said:
Flying cows will do that.
fsm said:
I wonder what the typo really was meant to mean. I get the second and third typo, but poo?
Michael V said:
fsm said:
I wonder what the typo really was meant to mean. I get the second and third typo, but poo?
*pooĀ®
Michael V said:
fsm said:
I wonder what the typo really was meant to mean. I get the second and third typo, but poo?
poor
fsm said:
Shit weather, eh?
fsm said:
:)
captain_spalding said:
fsm said:
Shit weather, eh?
Ha!
fsm said:
Whereād that come from? :)
From my Houston sister. Seems very appropriate for the US. It should probably go in the relevent politics thread really. But here it is.
Spiny Norman said:
It looks like the radio transmitter for her lavalier mic. There may have been nowhere else on her clothing to put it.
AussieDJ said:
Spiny Norman said:
It looks like the radio transmitter for her lavalier mic. There may have been nowhere else on her clothing to put it.
That was mentioned where I got the meme from. But hey, itās good for a laugh anyway.
Spiny Norman said:
Ian Wright was the third employee, joining a few months later. The three went looking for venture capital (VC) funding in January 2004 and connected with Elon Musk, who contributed US$6.5 million of the initial (Series A) US$7.5 million round of investment in February 2004 and became chairman of the board of directors. Musk then appointed Eberhard as the CEO. J.B. Straubel joined in May 2004 as the fifth employee. A lawsuit settlement agreed to by Eberhard and Tesla in September 2009 allows all five (Eberhard, Tarpenning, Wright, Musk and Straubel) to call themselves co-founders. Wiki
Spiny Norman said:
AussieDJ said:
Spiny Norman said:
It looks like the radio transmitter for her lavalier mic. There may have been nowhere else on her clothing to put it.
That was mentioned where I got the meme from. But hey, itās good for a laugh anyway.
Thatās true.
AussieDJ said:
Spiny Norman said:
It looks like the radio transmitter for her lavalier mic. There may have been nowhere else on her clothing to put it.
Canāt they just have it on the floor behind her?
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:
Spiny Norman said:
It looks like the radio transmitter for her lavalier mic. There may have been nowhere else on her clothing to put it.
Canāt they just have it on the floor behind her?
Probably not. Her role would likely involve, say, walking to the presentation desk when sheād finished presenting the weather information. Dragging the transmitter behind her would likly pull the mic off her blouse. Also, the cable could become a trip hazard, etc.
AussieDJ said:
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:It looks like the radio transmitter for her lavalier mic. There may have been nowhere else on her clothing to put it.
Canāt they just have it on the floor behind her?
Probably not. Her role would likely involve, say, walking to the presentation desk when sheād finished presenting the weather information. Dragging the transmitter behind her would likly pull the mic off her blouse. Also, the cable could become a trip hazard, etc.
OK.
Maybe have a word to wardrobe department. Next time a 3/4 length skirt and strap it above the knee.
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:
nup
The text in green comes from an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation which is about the nature of language. The alien language shown above could not be translated by the Universal Translator because it is based on specific people and events in the history of the aliens, and without this context, the words are meaningless.
party_pants said:
AussieDJ said:
party_pants said:Canāt they just have it on the floor behind her?
Probably not. Her role would likely involve, say, walking to the presentation desk when sheād finished presenting the weather information. Dragging the transmitter behind her would likly pull the mic off her blouse. Also, the cable could become a trip hazard, etc.
OK.
Maybe have a word to wardrobe department. Next time a 3/4 length skirt and strap it above the knee.
Most of the time, presenters will wear a belt of sorts which the transmitter clips onto. Or, it goes into a back pocket if the presenter is wearing slacks.
KJW said:
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:
nup
The text in green comes from an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation which is about the nature of language. The alien language shown above could not be translated by the Universal Translator because it is based on specific people and events in the history of the aliens, and without this context, the words are meaningless.
Thanks.
Never been a Trekkie myself. So of course it went over my head.
While weāre talking cats:
Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings
Bogsnorkler said:
āspecially if it is turps.
Bogsnorkler said:
Not really. Thatās a rear tyre.
Bogsnorkler said:
LOLOLOL
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Not really. Thatās a rear tyre.
rear wheels can on some make and models need an alignment. my 2001 camry had one.
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Not really. Thatās a rear tyre.
rear wheels can on some make and models need an alignment. my 2001 camry had one.
However, most are fixed, and not alignable.
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Not really. Thatās a rear tyre.
rear wheels can on some make and models need an alignment. my 2001 camry had one.
Yep. Everything that doesnāt have a live axle in the rear can and should be aligned.
dv said:
Iāve watched a few episodes of MythBusters, none of the others.
LOL turns out weāre Bubblecar after all.
SCIENCE said:
LOL turns out weāre Bubblecar after all.
Fuck no!!!!!!
SCIENCE said:
LOL turns out weāre Bubblecar after all.
Huh? Why?
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:LOL turns out weāre Bubblecar after all.
Huh? Why?
Presumably there will be an explanation?
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:LOL turns out weāre Bubblecar after all.
Huh? Why?
Presumably there will be an explanation?
I hope so, but Iām not holding my breath in anticipation.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:Huh? Why?
Presumably there will be an explanation?
I hope so, but Iām not holding my breath in anticipation.
I once had a dream where everyone was Ernest Borgnine.
That wasweird.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:Presumably there will be an explanation?
I hope so, but Iām not holding my breath in anticipation.
I once had a dream where everyone was Ernest Borgnine.
That wasweird.
I would have preferred them all to be Ginger.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:Presumably there will be an explanation?
I hope so, but Iām not holding my breath in anticipation.
I once had a dream where everyone was Ernest Borgnine.
That wasweird.
My dream this morning has sent my thoughts off into the windy day.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:I hope so, but Iām not holding my breath in anticipation.
I once had a dream where everyone was Ernest Borgnine.
That wasweird.
I would have preferred them all to be Ginger.
Still hoping for that one.
SCIENCE said:
LOL turns out weāre Bubblecar after all.
Goodo, Bubblecar is the best.
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:LOL turns out weāre Bubblecar after all.
Goodo, Bubblecar is the best.
Lolā¦no. Bubblecar is a nasty pos.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:Huh? Why?
Presumably there will be an explanation?
I hope so, but Iām not holding my breath in anticipation.
Yeah, I wouldnāt bank on it.
SCIENCE is very sparing with his posts these days.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:Presumably there will be an explanation?
I hope so, but Iām not holding my breath in anticipation.
Yeah, I wouldnāt bank on it.
SCIENCE is very sparing with his posts these days.
I think SCIENCE was responding to my reply to dvās post
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:Presumably there will be an explanation?
I hope so, but Iām not holding my breath in anticipation.
Yeah, I wouldnāt bank on it.
SCIENCE is very sparing with his posts these days.
quality over quantity.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:I hope so, but Iām not holding my breath in anticipation.
Yeah, I wouldnāt bank on it.
SCIENCE is very sparing with his posts these days.
I think SCIENCE was responding to my reply to dvās post
I c.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Iāve watched a few episodes of MythBusters, none of the others.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Iāve watched a few episodes of MythBusters, none of the others.
Ah, thanks. Makes sense.
Morning punters and correctors.
I can mow the grass on the footpath today now that the special rubbish removers have been.
Iāll also mow the front yard, the backyard can wait a few days.
Over.
Bogsnorkler said:
Very true. :))
sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
snigger
Spiny Norman said:
Thereās a bear in there and a chair as well.
Kingy said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
Few decent ones that donāt preach but just tend have lyrics less religious and more about just not being a tool to people
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Cymek said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Few decent ones that donāt preach but just tend have lyrics less religious and more about just not being a tool to people
memes without generalizations would lack that, something.
Bogsnorkler said:
Ha!
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
It makes too much sense to be all that funny.
Spiny Norman said:
Bugger that. Iād abscond rather than vote.
fsm said:
Sign sign, everywhere a sign.
sarahs mum said:
:)
Haters gotta hate.
forgive the word that should be another word.
Bogsnorkler said:
forgive the word that should be another word.
poof reeding madders.
Spike Milligan ā First Irish Rocket To The Moon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfz9O_mSY1U
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spike Milligan ā First Irish Rocket To The Moon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfz9O_mSY1U
Dear oh dear.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spike Milligan ā First Irish Rocket To The Moon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfz9O_mSY1U
Bogsnorkler said:
Swings and roundabouts.
dv said:
Impressive leg work.
Bogsnorkler said:
What a bargain!
But I wonder how they came up with a price of exactly 7147.03.
Surely it should have been 7149.99?
Now, who does this remind you of?
Oh dear ā¦
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear ā¦
Why is it ācritical thinkingā when conservatives do it, but ālefty wokeryā when non-conservatives do it?
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear ā¦
My ute doesnāt have wings.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear ā¦
Why is it ācritical thinkingā when conservatives do it, but ālefty wokeryā when non-conservatives do it?
Because it is all about them.
Spiny Norman said:
https://www.truthorfiction.com/did-a-brazilian-condom-ad-feature-donald-trump-vladimir-putin-and-kim-jong-il/
roughbarked said:
LOL
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
LOL
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
LOL
Good one.
Tamb said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
LOL
Nah. Heās a bloke in Hong Kong who will make you a suit in 20 minutes.
:)
OCDC said:
LOL
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
I think I donāt get it
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I think I donāt get it
Make that two of us
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I think I donāt get it
the blue smoke coming from the top floors of the building.
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I think I donāt get it
the blue smoke coming from the top floors of the building.
Blue for male, I see
Elon Musk takes the piss. big-time:
ABC News:
captain_spalding said:
Elon Musk takes the piss. big-time:ABC News:
Thanks for the interesting articles but you go to so much trouble to include a screen-grab but neglect to include a link which must be found using old-fashioned methods. Thanks in advance.
If I had an F-15 Iād certainly be doing this.
And other stuff.
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
Elon Musk takes the piss. big-time:ABC News:
Thanks for the interesting articles but you go to so much trouble to include a screen-grab but neglect to include a link which must be found using old-fashioned methods. Thanks in advance.
Spiny Norman said:
If I had an F-15 Iād certainly be doing this.
And other stuff.
+1
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
Elon Musk takes the piss. big-time:ABC News:
Thanks for the interesting articles but you go to so much trouble to include a screen-grab but neglect to include a link which must be found using old-fashioned methods. Thanks in advance.
Iām just lazy. I reckon everyone knows where ABC News is.
But, i am chastised, and will try to be more accommodating.
Spiny Norman said:
If I had an F-15 Iād certainly be doing this.
And other stuff.
Wouldāve been interesting.
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
Elon Musk takes the piss. big-time:ABC News:
Thanks for the interesting articles but you go to so much trouble to include a screen-grab but neglect to include a link which must be found using old-fashioned methods. Thanks in advance.
Iām just lazy. I reckon everyone knows where ABC News is.
But, i am chastised, and will try to be more accommodating.
I mean even if he wasnāt a 1st order hypocrite, can you actually sue commercial companies for trying to make a profit?
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Thanks for the interesting articles but you go to so much trouble to include a screen-grab but neglect to include a link which must be found using old-fashioned methods. Thanks in advance.
Iām just lazy. I reckon everyone knows where ABC News is.
But, i am chastised, and will try to be more accommodating.
I mean even if he wasnāt a 1st order hypocrite, can you actually sue commercial companies for trying to make a profit?
I ought to sue Coles for making me pay for my groceries.
Spiny Norman said:
If I had an F-15 Iād certainly be doing this.
And other stuff.
3 minutes? You can do that on the ground. I was expecting theyād try for like 10 mins or something.
dv said:
OK but why is the pawnbrokerās head on upside down?
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Thanks for the interesting articles but you go to so much trouble to include a screen-grab but neglect to include a link which must be found using old-fashioned methods. Thanks in advance.
Iām just lazy. I reckon everyone knows where ABC News is.
But, i am chastised, and will try to be more accommodating.
I mean even if he wasnāt a 1st order hypocrite, can you actually sue commercial companies for trying to make a profit?
Oh, i hope so. If you can, i can see a very good future for me and my lawyer.
Suitably bogan.
Spiny Norman said:
Love it.
Tamb said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
LOL
Nah. Heās a bloke in Hong Kong who will make you a suit in 20 minutes.
Youāve still got it. :)
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
LOL
Good one.
It came from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cCo70lJFF8
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Love it.
Debunked when I posted it.
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Love it.
Debunked when I posted it.
debunked this time too. by the same person.
Bogsnorkler said:
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:Love it.
Debunked when I posted it.
debunked this time too. by the same person.
continuity achieved.
sarahs mum said:
Heh!
:)
dv said:
Add all those tv game shows too,
In fact edit out all recorded laughing from everything.
Tau.Neutrino said:
dv said:
Add all those tv game shows too,
In fact edit out all recorded laughing from everything.
It isnāt only the canned laughter of an audience that isnāt there but all the sound effects are canned as well.
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
dv said:
Add all those tv game shows too,
In fact edit out all recorded laughing from everything.
It isnāt only the canned laughter of an audience that isnāt there but all the sound effects are canned as well.
Most US sitcoms are filmed in front of a live audience ā added laughter might be added to āsweetenā certain bits, but youāre stuck with the real thing otherwise.
Neophyte said:
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Add all those tv game shows too,
In fact edit out all recorded laughing from everything.
It isnāt only the canned laughter of an audience that isnāt there but all the sound effects are canned as well.
Most US sitcoms are filmed in front of a live audience ā added laughter might be added to āsweetenā certain bits, but youāre stuck with the real thing otherwise.
I see.
dv said:
š
Neophyte said:
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Add all those tv game shows too,
In fact edit out all recorded laughing from everything.
It isnāt only the canned laughter of an audience that isnāt there but all the sound effects are canned as well.
Most US sitcoms are filmed in front of a live audience ā added laughter might be added to āsweetenā certain bits, but youāre stuck with the real thing otherwise.
Most British sitcoms and live shows have real laughter from the audience coz the jokes are funny to normal people.
The US ājokesā are only funny to the coked up writers and they have to import canned laughter from someone elses jokes.
Kingy said:
PMSL
Spiny Norman said:
Suitably bogan.
Lol
Neophyte said:
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Add all those tv game shows too,
In fact edit out all recorded laughing from everything.
It isnāt only the canned laughter of an audience that isnāt there but all the sound effects are canned as well.
Most US sitcoms are filmed in front of a live audience ā added laughter might be added to āsweetenā certain bits, but youāre stuck with the real thing otherwise.
*were, I should think. Itās kind of gone out of fashion.
Chilled Kiwi white here while I wait for the bum nuts* to boil.
*Old Australian slang meaning henās eggs.
Spiny Norman said:
Lolz
Kingy said:
Ha!
Spiny Norman said:
Kingy said:
Ha!
From Bored Panda:
I suggest that the US adopt these town names as the names of the states.
Then, for example, Greg Abbott would be Governor of Ding Dong.
captain_spalding said:
From Bored Panda:
I suggest that the US adopt these town names as the names of the states.
Then, for example, Greg Abbott would be Governor of Ding Dong.
And Marjorie Taylor Greene would be a senator from Flippen.
captain_spalding said:
From Bored Panda:
I suggest that the US adopt these town names as the names of the states.
Then, for example, Greg Abbott would be Governor of Ding Dong.
No sign of Intercourse, PA?
Stonehinge
ruby said:
Stonehinge
Ha
ruby said:
Stonehinge
Is thet in New Zulland?
dv said:
ruby said:
Stonehinge
Ha
Pedant mode
But they are steel hinges
/Pedant mode
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
ruby said:
Stonehinge
Ha
Pedant mode
But they are steel hinges
/Pedant mode
Yeah, I donāt thing itās Stonehenge at all.
Kingy said:
Ha
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:Ha
Pedant mode
But they are steel hinges
/Pedant mode
Yeah, I donāt thing itās Stonehenge at all.
Someone has posted elsewhere on the internet that they mentioned Stonehenge to his Egyptian girlfriend.
She didnāt know what Stonhenge is, so he showed her a picture.
Her comment: āyour ancestors were small and weakā.
captain_spalding said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Pedant mode
But they are steel hinges
/Pedant mode
Yeah, I donāt thing itās Stonehenge at all.
Someone has posted elsewhere on the internet that they mentioned Stonehenge to his Egyptian girlfriend.
She didnāt know what Stonhenge is, so he showed her a picture.
Her comment: āyour ancestors were small and weakā.
Fair comment :)
Not sure that this counts as a meme.
Kingy said:
Not sure that this counts as a meme.
Iāll count it as a meme but it just doesnāt seem very astounding to me.
Kingy said:
Not sure that this counts as a meme.
Iām confused and experiencing allergies, so forgive my sluggish brain.
How about the ones who have not birthed daughters?
My Matriarchal Monster Mother died quite bitter about no grand-daughters from her 6 living offspring.
sarahs mum said:
One of my pica habits as a child was drinking the water from Mumās snow globe, and then filling it up again.
I picked fluff off my wool blankets to the point that my parents thought my blanket was being attacked by some strange moth creature.
I also ate the succulent leaves off the jade plant, and Dad couldnāt figure out which insect was attacking his Dusty Miller bush, as it was losing the fluffy surface of the leaves ā Hello! Itās me! Iām the problem!
I also chewed on all my Blue Bird of Happiness gold jewellery that my grandmother bought me.
ruby said:
Stonehinge
That has me unhinged.
LeAnn Rimes with orange.
fsm said:
LeAnn Rimes with orange.Heh.
fsm said:
LeAnn Rimes with orange.
She knew.
OCDC said:
fsm said:LeAnn Rimes with orange.Heh.
NHOH
fsm said:
LeAnn Rimes with orange.
Does it?
Michael V said:
OCDC said:90s country singer.fsm said:NHOHLeAnn Rimes with orange.Heh.
The Rev Dodgson said:
fsm said:
LeAnn Rimes with orange.
Does it?
there is a spelling difference and your joke would work aurally.
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
fsm said:
LeAnn Rimes with orange.
Does it?
there is a spelling difference and your joke would work aurally.
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
fsm said:LeAnn Rimes with orange.Heh.
NHOH
I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
fsm said:
LeAnn Rimes with orange.
Does it?
there is a spelling difference and your joke would work aurally.
there is that.
buffy said:
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
Heh.
NHOH
I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
Today I learned this too.
buffy said:
Michael V said:I am seven months older than she.OCDC said:I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.Heh.NHOH
OCDC said:
buffy said:Michael V said:I am seven months older than she.NHOHI looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
So you were rockinā in the cradle to her back then?
buffy said:
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
Heh.
NHOH
I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
Yeah, same age as youngest daughter, so still just a kid.
roughbarked said:
OCDC said:I know one of her songs but Iāve never sought her music.buffy said:So you were rockinā in the cradle to her back then?I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.I am seven months older than she.
The Rev Dodgson said:
buffy said:
Michael V said:NHOH
I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
Yeah, same age as youngest daughter, so still just a kid.
I didnāt look it up but sheās probably less than half my age.
OCDC said:
roughbarked said:OCDC said:I know one of her songs but Iāve never sought her music.I am seven months older than she.So you were rockinā in the cradle to her back then?
In that case your parents werenāt listening to her.
roughbarked said:
OCDC said:No. Strauss and WWII songs, and Pavarotti.roughbarked said:In that case your parents werenāt listening to her.So you were rockinā in the cradle to her back then?I know one of her songs but Iāve never sought her music.
OCDC said:
roughbarked said:And Rogers and Hammerstein, and ABBA.OCDC said:No. Strauss and WWII songs, and Pavarotti.I know one of her songs but Iāve never sought her music.In that case your parents werenāt listening to her.
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
One of my pica habits as a child was drinking the water from Mumās snow globe, and then filling it up again.
I picked fluff off my wool blankets to the point that my parents thought my blanket was being attacked by some strange moth creature.
I also ate the succulent leaves off the jade plant, and Dad couldnāt figure out which insect was attacking his Dusty Miller bush, as it was losing the fluffy surface of the leaves ā Hello! Itās me! Iām the problem!
I also chewed on all my Blue Bird of Happiness gold jewellery that my grandmother bought me.
i ate my fingernails,. paper, cardboard, plastic, pencils, pens, wool, cotton, lead, wood, and all the fur off my toy rabbit.
OCDC said:
roughbarked said:OCDC said:No. Strauss and WWII songs, and Pavarotti.I know one of her songs but Iāve never sought her music.In that case your parents werenāt listening to her.
:) Better listening by far.
OCDC said:
buffy said:Michael V said:I am seven months older than she.NHOHI looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
never heard of you.
Bogsnorkler said:
OCDC said:Allow me to refresh your memory: cats and chocolate.buffy said:never heard of you.I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.I am seven months older than she.
OCDC said:
Bogsnorkler said:OCDC said:Allow me to refresh your memory: cats and chocolate.I am seven months older than she.never heard of you.
You are a choccat?
buffy said:
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
Heh.
NHOH
I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
Donāt speak for me, I know about her.
kii said:
buffy said:
Michael V said:NHOH
I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
Donāt speak for me, I know about her.
me too. quite well known in the industry. probably even listened to some of her music at some time.
Bogsnorkler said:
kii said:
buffy said:I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
Donāt speak for me, I know about her.
me too. quite well known in the industry. probably even listened to some of her music at some time.
Right smack bang in the middle of my era. But I am one of the youngsters here (even though I am now over 50)
:-)
fsm said:
LeAnn Rimes with orange.
Ha
buffy said:
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
Heh.
NHOH
I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
She was big in the 1900s.
dv said:
fsm said:
LeAnn Rimes with orange.
Ha
dv said:
buffy said:
Michael V said:NHOH
I looked it upā¦sheās much too young for us to know about.
She was big in the 1900s.
Yeah 14 stone they reckon.
Kingy said:
LOL
Kingy said:
:)
Good Afternoon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzt7VzJzTcA
Kingy said:
:)
fsm said:
Corporal Newkirk, now I remember.
Hey Cymek
fsm said:
Lol bloody hell
Bogsnorkler said:
Droll. No wait itās just unoriginal and unfunny.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Droll. No wait itās just unoriginal and unfunny.
well, sucks to be you!
sarahs mum said:
Thatās quixotic.
OCDC said:
:)
OCDC said:
My friend The Rocker Scientist loves otters.
AussieDJ said:
I like it, but is this genuine recursive history, or just another piece of fake recursive history?
kii said:
OCDC said:
My friend The Rocker Scientist loves otters.
He laughed at this, which is a good thing.
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
OCDC said:
Otter space
dv said:
Ah I see this has already been posted. As you were.
Spiny Norman said:
:)
dv said:
lolz
https://www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/wa-farmers-speak-out-after-online-backlash-over-hiring-skimpies-to-sell-machinery-20240304-p5f9nv.html
hardly skimpiesā¦
kii said:
:)
kii said:
š”
kii said:
Interesting little collection of books there.
I didnāt know there was a Nick Drake ā author.
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Spiny Norman said:
I donāt understand the āChanā bit?
Itās Jackie Chanās face āshopped onto the band members.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Spiny Norman said:
I donāt understand the āChanā bit?
Jackie Chan?
Spiny Norman said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Spiny Norman said:
I donāt understand the āChanā bit?
Itās Jackie Chanās face āshopped onto the band members.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Spiny Norman said:
I donāt understand the āChanā bit?
Itās Jackie Chanās face āshopped onto the band members.
Hah. I shouldāve looked more closely.
Important safety tip here.
Iām really not convinced that this is correct.
Spiny Norman said:
Iām really not convinced that this is correct.
then what is holding it onto the lowest point???
Bogsnorkler said:
Spiny Norman said:
Iām really not convinced that this is correct.
then what is holding it onto the lowest point???
See what I mean??
IT DOESNāT MAKE SENSE!!
Bogsnorkler said:
Spiny Norman said:
Iām really not convinced that this is correct.
then what is holding it onto the lowest point???
The braces. This image just proves that the earth wears overalls.
Spiny Norman said:
Important safety tip here.
Shows that we really do need doctors.
Bogsnorkler said:
Spiny Norman said:
Iām really not convinced that this is correct.
then what is holding it onto the lowest point???
Yes. If their logic was correct, the water would all fall off the earth. Gotta give them credit though for at least painting the earth as round rather than flat.
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Spiny Norman said:
Iām really not convinced that this is correct.
then what is holding it onto the lowest point???
Yes. If their logic was correct, the water would all fall off the earth. Gotta give them credit though for at least painting the earth as round rather than flat.
thatās the plan view. the side view shows the true shape,
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:then what is holding it onto the lowest point???
Yes. If their logic was correct, the water would all fall off the earth. Gotta give them credit though for at least painting the earth as round rather than flat.
thatās the plan view. the side view shows the true shape,
Aha.
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:then what is holding it onto the lowest point???
Yes. If their logic was correct, the water would all fall off the earth. Gotta give them credit though for at least painting the earth as round rather than flat.
thatās the plan view. the side view shows the true shape,
What if you approached the Earth orientated the other way
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
Spiny Norman said:
Iām really not convinced that this is correct.
Yair, well.
Definitely incorrect.
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
Ian said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
Remember that!
Was it regularly published in Lotās Wife, or one of the other uni student papers?
AussieDJ said:
Ian said:I never read Lotās Wife, despite being a student there for six years.Michael V said:Remember that!:)The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
Was it regularly published in Lotās Wife, or one of the other uni student papers?
Medieval Canadain cavalry
ooo.
sarahs mum said:
ooo.
Hehe
Bubblecar said:
Who is that cartoon by?
Peak Warming Man said:
Bubblecar said:
Who is that cartoon by?
Old man Larson, a long time ago.
Hereās one more for the road:
Bubblecar said:
Good one. :))
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Sorry, nfi.
The Hoar Cross downhill soapbox race in
Staffordshire
Bogsnorkler said:
The Hoar Cross downhill soapbox race in
Staffordshire
Mossy Bottom Farm beat them to it.
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The Hoar Cross downhill soapbox race in
Staffordshire
Mossy Bottom Farm beat them to it.
probably not as shaun the sheep first appeared in the wallace and gromit movie a close shave.
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The Hoar Cross downhill soapbox race in
Staffordshire
Mossy Bottom Farm beat them to it.
probably not as shaun the sheep first appeared in the wallace and gromit movie a close shave.
:) OK.
sarahs mum said:
:)))
This is my first attempt at posting a fb link so I hope it works for youse.
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/UjJmGqSYSbGVU1q1/?
OCDC said:
This is my first attempt at posting a fb link so I hope it works for youse.https://www.facebook.com/share/p/UjJmGqSYSbGVU1q1/?
Thatās a big problem with catsā¦ā¦most are very smart.
fsm said:
and?
this is the third time Iāve seen this image posted here.
It isnāt difficult.
sarahs mum said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
Awww.
:)
fsm said:
Thatās at least the third time that photo has been posted and I still donāt get it.
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Thatās at least the third time that photo has been posted and I still donāt get it.
esselte said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Thatās at least the third time that photo has been posted and I still donāt get it.
I still donāt get it, sorry.
Michael V said:
esselte said:
Michael V said:Thatās at least the third time that photo has been posted and I still donāt get it.
I still donāt get it, sorry.
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
esselte said:
I still donāt get it, sorry.
Sorry, I still donāt get it.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:I still donāt get it, sorry.
Sorry, I still donāt get it.
good grief
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:I still donāt get it, sorry.
Sorry, I still donāt get it.
Whatās to get? Itās just a photo that looks photoshopped when in actuality itās just a trick of the light on reflective surfaces and water.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Sorry, I still donāt get it.
Whatās to get? Itās just a photo that looks photoshopped when in actuality itās just a trick of the light on reflective surfaces and water.
yes, just a very well done photo.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Sorry, I still donāt get it.
Whatās to get? Itās just a photo that looks photoshopped when in actuality itās just a trick of the light on reflective surfaces and water.
Oh. It doesnāt even look photoshopped to me.
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:Sorry, I still donāt get it.
Whatās to get? Itās just a photo that looks photoshopped when in actuality itās just a trick of the light on reflective surfaces and water.
Oh. It doesnāt even look photoshopped to me.
Most people find the photo discombobulating because the left hand side looks like a picture of water in full daylight and the right hand side looks like a picture of water/horizon/sky at sunset or sunrise. Itās difficult to parse because the perceived different lighting conditions and camera angles wouldnāt normally be found in a single, unaltered photograph.
esselte said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Whatās to get? Itās just a photo that looks photoshopped when in actuality itās just a trick of the light on reflective surfaces and water.
Oh. It doesnāt even look photoshopped to me.
Most people find the photo discombobulating because the left hand side looks like a picture of water in full daylight and the right hand side looks like a picture of water/horizon/sky at sunset or sunrise. Itās difficult to parse because the perceived different lighting conditions and camera angles wouldnāt normally be found in a single, unaltered photograph.
Ah.
I saw for what it was. A wall with tide marks on it, a reflection of the wall, a bird, some rocks and blue water out from where the wall ends.
It didnāt look altered to me, so I struggled to find any meaning in the meme. I thought about a lot of things, including the photographerās name, AI generation, and many other subtle things.
Thanks everybody for trying to explain it to me.
Now: morning coffeeā¦
Michael V said:
esselte said:
Michael V said:Oh. It doesnāt even look photoshopped to me.
Most people find the photo discombobulating because the left hand side looks like a picture of water in full daylight and the right hand side looks like a picture of water/horizon/sky at sunset or sunrise. Itās difficult to parse because the perceived different lighting conditions and camera angles wouldnāt normally be found in a single, unaltered photograph.
Ah.
I saw for what it was. A wall with tide marks on it, a reflection of the wall, a bird, some rocks and blue water out from where the wall ends.
It didnāt look altered to me, so I struggled to find any meaning in the meme. I thought about a lot of things, including the photographerās name, AI generation, and many other subtle things.
Thanks everybody for trying to explain it to me.
Now: morning coffeeā¦
if there was more meaning then i would have included that in my diagram. I explained exactly how you saw it.
Michael V said:
esselte said:
Michael V said:Oh. It doesnāt even look photoshopped to me.
Most people find the photo discombobulating because the left hand side looks like a picture of water in full daylight and the right hand side looks like a picture of water/horizon/sky at sunset or sunrise. Itās difficult to parse because the perceived different lighting conditions and camera angles wouldnāt normally be found in a single, unaltered photograph.
Ah.
I saw for what it was. A wall with tide marks on it, a reflection of the wall, a bird, some rocks and blue water out from where the wall ends.
It didnāt look altered to me, so I struggled to find any meaning in the meme. I thought about a lot of things, including the photographerās name, AI generation, and many other subtle things.
Thanks everybody for trying to explain it to me.
Now: morning coffeeā¦
Iām with mv on this one.
I mean sure itās a bit unusual, but hardly meme status.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
esselte said:
Most people find the photo discombobulating because the left hand side looks like a picture of water in full daylight and the right hand side looks like a picture of water/horizon/sky at sunset or sunrise. Itās difficult to parse because the perceived different lighting conditions and camera angles wouldnāt normally be found in a single, unaltered photograph.
Ah.
I saw for what it was. A wall with tide marks on it, a reflection of the wall, a bird, some rocks and blue water out from where the wall ends.
It didnāt look altered to me, so I struggled to find any meaning in the meme. I thought about a lot of things, including the photographerās name, AI generation, and many other subtle things.
Thanks everybody for trying to explain it to me.
Now: morning coffeeā¦
Iām with mv on this one.
I mean sure itās a bit unusual, but hardly meme status.
Correct.
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Sorry, I still donāt get it.
good grief
It is as ordinary a photo as Iāve ever seen and a whole lot of shit has been made up to confuse people about it. Take the words off the image and it looks like any egret wading.
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:Sorry, I still donāt get it.
Whatās to get? Itās just a photo that looks photoshopped when in actuality itās just a trick of the light on reflective surfaces and water.
Oh. It doesnāt even look photoshopped to me.
Nor me.
esselte said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Whatās to get? Itās just a photo that looks photoshopped when in actuality itās just a trick of the light on reflective surfaces and water.
Oh. It doesnāt even look photoshopped to me.
Most people find the photo discombobulating because the left hand side looks like a picture of water in full daylight and the right hand side looks like a picture of water/horizon/sky at sunset or sunrise. Itās difficult to parse because the perceived different lighting conditions and camera angles wouldnāt normally be found in a single, unaltered photograph.
Most people must be a bit daft then. Or maybe they are simply looking for photoshopped images. Hardly anyone even bothers to use photoshop anymore. The gloss has worn off for many of us.
OCDC said:
When did they move Greenwich?
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:
When did they move Greenwich?
Whoever did it is being very mean.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:
When did they move Greenwich?
Whoever did it is being very mean.
Maybe so, but clearly its time had come.
OCDC said:
Imagine if the Greenwich line moved around on a 24hr cycle.
Instead of staying still all the time.
Tau.Neutrino said:
OCDC said:
Imagine if the Greenwich line moved around on a 24hr cycle.
Instead of staying still all the time.
Imagine thereās no countries.
Peak Warming Man said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
OCDC said:
Imagine if the Greenwich line moved around on a 24hr cycle.
Instead of staying still all the time.
Imagine thereās no countries.
Itās easy if you try.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Imagine if the Greenwich line moved around on a 24hr cycle.
Instead of staying still all the time.
Imagine thereās no countries.
Itās easy if you try.
It would be more accurate then.
OCDC said:
Hey-Zeus!
Michael V said:
esselte said:
Michael V said:Oh. It doesnāt even look photoshopped to me.
Most people find the photo discombobulating because the left hand side looks like a picture of water in full daylight and the right hand side looks like a picture of water/horizon/sky at sunset or sunrise. Itās difficult to parse because the perceived different lighting conditions and camera angles wouldnāt normally be found in a single, unaltered photograph.
Ah.
I saw for what it was. A wall with tide marks on it, a reflection of the wall, a bird, some rocks and blue water out from where the wall ends.
It didnāt look altered to me, so I struggled to find any meaning in the meme. I thought about a lot of things, including the photographerās name, AI generation, and many other subtle things.
Thanks everybody for trying to explain it to me.
Now: morning coffeeā¦
Blame your unique perception of colour.
:)
A not terribly practical but clever ruler.
AI Trump: The Second Campaign Ad.
sarahs mum said:
Might actually fix the problem.
sarahs mum said:
I wouldnāt bother plugging it back in again.
sarahs mum said:
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
The Spanish found that out the hard way, as they tried to finance their economy and their military with gold and silver brought from their conquest in the Americas.
Bringing in all that precious metal basically flooded the market, and devalued it, inflating the prices of whatever the Spanish spent the money on, causing them to require ever-increasing quantities of it to be imported.
ChrispenEvan said:
Here we go again.
Portraying hard working and friendly dragons as being somehow āevilā.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C38yneZNs5a/?igsh=c25meXhycHFraXV6
Cats.
#goals
fsm said:
So was the bible sent back in time, or did Jesus pay a brief visit so he could sign it?
Presumably the latter, since he has used modern English.
The Rev Dodgson said:
fsm said:
So was the bible sent back in time, or did Jesus pay a brief visit so he could sign it?
Presumably the latter, since he has used modern English.
Probably done during the sixties or seventies when a lot of people even looked like the standard image of Jesus.
Thereās a lot of people alive whose real name is Jesus. I think weāve hashed this out a good while back.
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
fsm said:
So was the bible sent back in time, or did Jesus pay a brief visit so he could sign it?
Presumably the latter, since he has used modern English.
Probably done during the sixties or seventies when a lot of people even looked like the standard image of Jesus.
Thereās a lot of people alive whose real name is Jesus. I think weāve hashed this out a good while back.
Hmmm. I suppose thatās a possibility that should be considered.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:So was the bible sent back in time, or did Jesus pay a brief visit so he could sign it?
Presumably the latter, since he has used modern English.
Probably done during the sixties or seventies when a lot of people even looked like the standard image of Jesus.
Thereās a lot of people alive whose real name is Jesus. I think weāve hashed this out a good while back.
Hmmm. I suppose thatās a possibility that should be considered.
A while back we had our roof replaced. Jesus was one of the workers. I have a photo of him. It says Jesus on his company work shirt. Above the breast pocket.
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:Probably done during the sixties or seventies when a lot of people even looked like the standard image of Jesus.
Thereās a lot of people alive whose real name is Jesus. I think weāve hashed this out a good while back.
Hmmm. I suppose thatās a possibility that should be considered.
A while back we had our roof replaced. Jesus was one of the workers. I have a photo of him. It says Jesus on his company work shirt. Above the breast pocket.
I have never met Jesus, but I have met many incarnations of Mohammed over the years.
But never two in the same room.
Coincidence? I think not.
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Hmmm. I suppose thatās a possibility that should be considered.
A while back we had our roof replaced. Jesus was one of the workers. I have a photo of him. It says Jesus on his company work shirt. Above the breast pocket.
I have never met Jesus, but I have met many incarnations of Mohammed over the years.
But never two in the same room.
Coincidence? I think not.
:)
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:Probably done during the sixties or seventies when a lot of people even looked like the standard image of Jesus.
Thereās a lot of people alive whose real name is Jesus. I think weāve hashed this out a good while back.
Hmmm. I suppose thatās a possibility that should be considered.
A while back we had our roof replaced. Jesus was one of the workers. I have a photo of him. It says Jesus on his company work shirt. Above the breast pocket.
fsm said:
Hey Zeus!
fsm said:
Praise the Lord.
kii said:
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Hmmm. I suppose thatās a possibility that should be considered.
A while back we had our roof replaced. Jesus was one of the workers. I have a photo of him. It says Jesus on his company work shirt. Above the breast pocket.
Groceries were delivered by JayCee. I donāt make this shit up.
kii said:
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Hmmm. I suppose thatās a possibility that should be considered.
A while back we had our roof replaced. Jesus was one of the workers. I have a photo of him. It says Jesus on his company work shirt. Above the breast pocket.
Well, JC was a carpenterā¦
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
kii said:A while back we had our roof replaced. Jesus was one of the workers. I have a photo of him. It says Jesus on his company work shirt. Above the breast pocket.
Well, JC was a carpenterā¦
kii said:
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Hmmm. I suppose thatās a possibility that should be considered.
A while back we had our roof replaced. Jesus was one of the workers. I have a photo of him. It says Jesus on his company work shirt. Above the breast pocket.
would be weird when he did something wrong, jesus, jesusā¦
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:
kii said:A while back we had our roof replaced. Jesus was one of the workers. I have a photo of him. It says Jesus on his company work shirt. Above the breast pocket.
would be weird when he did something wrong, jesus, jesusā¦
Maybe heād just say, Christ!
?
or dio kahn
OCDC said:
Make a 3D printed pieces of the gum to hand out to the antichoicers at their protests.
fsm said:
š
fsm said:
ooo.
If they made Star Trek in the seventiesā¦
AI Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y1SgKJ8JFB0
The Scotchening.
kii said:
The Scotchening.
do you follow Queen Margaret of Scotland & the Isles as well?
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:
The Scotchening.
do you follow Queen Margaret of Scotland & the Isles as well?
YES!
And now I do too.
Seen on the back window of an overweight 4WD this afternoon:
āYOU ARE THE CARBON THEY WANT TO REDUCEā
Is this the stupidest back window slogan going?
It must be a contender.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Seen on the back window of an overweight 4WD this afternoon:āYOU ARE THE CARBON THEY WANT TO REDUCEā
Is this the stupidest back window slogan going?
It must be a contender.
Whatās an overweight 4WD?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Seen on the back window of an overweight 4WD this afternoon:āYOU ARE THE CARBON THEY WANT TO REDUCEā
Is this the stupidest back window slogan going?
It must be a contender.
It is certainly a contender.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Seen on the back window of an overweight 4WD this afternoon:āYOU ARE THE CARBON THEY WANT TO REDUCEā
Is this the stupidest back window slogan going?
It must be a contender.
Whatās an overweight 4WD?
A large 4WD vehicle used solely for transport on urban paved roads.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Seen on the back window of an overweight 4WD this afternoon:āYOU ARE THE CARBON THEY WANT TO REDUCEā
Is this the stupidest back window slogan going?
It must be a contender.
Whatās an overweight 4WD?
A large 4WD vehicle used solely for transport on urban paved roads.
Toorak tractor with a chugging V8 diesel.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Seen on the back window of an overweight 4WD this afternoon:āYOU ARE THE CARBON THEY WANT TO REDUCEā
Is this the stupidest back window slogan going?
It must be a contender.
Whatās an overweight 4WD?
A large 4WD vehicle used solely for transport on urban paved roads.
Roger.
dv said:
OK he failed noses at art school, you would think heād at least try make the effort.
dv said:
I had someone ask me a similar question on a course I was attending a few weeks ago.
āWhere do you see yourself in 12 months time?ā
My immediate thought was, āStill alive!ā
ChrispenEvan said:
I think John is reading too much into this and heās probably gay.
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I think John is reading too much into this and heās probably gay.
+1
ChrispenEvan said:
Looks like one of Bob Rossās paintings. Look at those happy little trees at the front!
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I think John is reading too much into this and heās probably gay.
not sure this comment would go down well at art school.
sarahs mum said:
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I think John is reading too much into this and heās probably gay.
not sure this comment would go down well at art school.
You painted naked ladies ācos thatās all there was to paint.
āYou wanna paint a dimetrodon? Donāt come to life class.ā
ChrispenEvan said:
Even though that makes sense of the weird furry UFOās, it looks even weirder that way up.
sarahs mum said:
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I think John is reading too much into this and heās probably gay.
not sure this comment would go down well at art school.
I suspect thatās why PWM made it :)
Ronald
buffy said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Looks like one of Bob Rossās paintings. Look at those happy little trees at the front!
They do look like his happy trees hiding the mountains in back.
roughbarked said:
buffy said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Looks like one of Bob Rossās paintings. Look at those happy little trees at the front!
They do look like his happy trees hiding the mountains in back.
What are those clouds?
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
buffy said:Looks like one of Bob Rossās paintings. Look at those happy little trees at the front!
They do look like his happy trees hiding the mountains in back.
What are those clouds?
Mr Squiggle: itās upside down Miss Pat!
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
buffy said:Looks like one of Bob Rossās paintings. Look at those happy little trees at the front!
They do look like his happy trees hiding the mountains in back.
What are those clouds?
They look more realistic if you turn the image upside down.
OCDC said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
Sucks. Doesnāt it.
dv said:
Problem is, the new one gives the same results.
dv said:
no one likes a clown.
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
no one likes a clown.
Bare knees and all.
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
no one likes a clown.
Bare knees and all.
do you even know what this joke is about?
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:no one likes a clown.
Bare knees and all.
do you even know what this joke is about?
I do love pulling your tail.
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:no one likes a clown.
Bare knees and all.
do you even know what this joke is about?
Heās too busy replying to every post to get jokes.
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Bare knees and all.
do you even know what this joke is about?
I do love pulling your tail.
you arenāt though. answer the question.
Witty Rejoinder said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Bare knees and all.
do you even know what this joke is about?
Heās too busy replying to every post to get jokes.
Yes.
Witty Rejoinder said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Bare knees and all.
do you even know what this joke is about?
Heās too busy replying to every post to get jokes.
I supppose you believe that was a witty rejoinder?
Witty Rejoinder said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Bare knees and all.
do you even know what this joke is about?
Heās too busy replying to every post to get jokes.
heāll also say he doesnāt care/hasnāt got time etc etc.
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:do you even know what this joke is about?
I do love pulling your tail.
you arenāt though. answer the question.
Why then did you ask if your taai hadnāt been given a tug eh?
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
ChrispenEvan said:do you even know what this joke is about?
Heās too busy replying to every post to get jokes.
I supppose you believe that was a witty rejoinder?
Quality over quantity every time.
ChrispenEvan said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
ChrispenEvan said:do you even know what this joke is about?
Heās too busy replying to every post to get jokes.
Yes.
Totally off track.
Arseholes attempt to bully people into a position.
Only arseholes do.
ChrispenEvan said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
ChrispenEvan said:do you even know what this joke is about?
Heās too busy replying to every post to get jokes.
heāll also say he doesnāt care/hasnāt got time etc etc.
No.
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:I do love pulling your tail.
you arenāt though. answer the question.
Why then did you ask if your taai hadnāt been given a tug eh?
I just wanted to show up your ignorance. now answer the question.
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Heās too busy replying to every post to get jokes.
Yes.
Totally off track.
Arseholes attempt to bully people into a position.
Only arseholes do.
awww diddums. are people being mean for calling out your crap?
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:you arenāt though. answer the question.
Why then did you ask if your taai hadnāt been given a tug eh?
I just wanted to show up your ignorance. now answer the question.
What question?
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:Yes.
Totally off track.
Arseholes attempt to bully people into a position.
Only arseholes do.
awww diddums. are people being mean for calling out your crap?
Please tell me. What crap?
oh dear, roughy has wookies click happy disease.
ChrispenEvan said:
oh dear, roughy has wookies click happy disease.
No you are just an arse who pumps his own quota up by harping on about bullshit.
ChrispenEvan said:
oh dear, roughy has wookies click happy disease.
Sadly, heās had it for a long time.
kii said:
ChrispenEvan said:
oh dear, roughy has wookies click happy disease.
Sadly, heās had it for a long time.
If you donāt attack me, I have no reason to respond.
Iām sure some have thought of that before.
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:no one likes a clown.
Bare knees and all.
do you even know what this joke is about?
I for one have no idea.
ChrispenEvan said:
Yeah.
You.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Bare knees and all.
do you even know what this joke is about?
I for one have no idea.
it is a movie reference of a movie called it.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Bare knees and all.
do you even know what this joke is about?
I for one have no idea.
they are telling me, I am a piece of shit.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:do you even know what this joke is about?
I for one have no idea.
they are telling me, I am a piece of shit.
the difference between you and MV is that MV is honest enough to admit he doesnāt get it and doesnāt spam the thread with inanities.
Not sure why thereās so much tension here, but the joke is a reference to the Stephen King novel IT and its various adaptations, which involves a sewerdwelling clown. Thereās so further humour is derived from the fact that, while this misunderstanding makes sense for written communication, the conversation is implied to be spoken.
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:do you even know what this joke is about?
I for one have no idea.
it is a movie reference of a movie called it.
and hence my first clue when I referenced a clown.
dv said:
Not sure why thereās so much tension here, but the joke is a reference to the Stephen King novel IT and its various adaptations, which involves a sewerdwelling clown. Thereās so further humour is derived from the fact that, while this misunderstanding makes sense for written communication, the conversation is implied to be spoken.
i would say the it guy just to sow confusion.
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:do you even know what this joke is about?
I for one have no idea.
it is a movie reference of a movie called it.
Ta.
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Not sure why thereās so much tension here, but the joke is a reference to the Stephen King novel IT and its various adaptations, which involves a sewerdwelling clown. Thereās so further humour is derived from the fact that, while this misunderstanding makes sense for written communication, the conversation is implied to be spoken.
i would say the it guy just to sow confusion.
Presumably a relative of the It Girl Clara Bow.
dv said:
Not sure why thereās so much tension hereā¦
Itās me, hi, Iām the problem, itās me
kii said:
ChrispenEvan said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WPVLljm1A&t=6s
Angela Merkelās poker face problem ā Tracey Breaks the News ā BBC One
still laugh at this sketch.
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:roffleChrispenEvan said:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WPVLljm1A&t=6s
Angela Merkelās poker face problem ā Tracey Breaks the News ā BBC One
still laugh at this sketch.
Never seen it before. Love it.
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:
ChrispenEvan said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WPVLljm1A&t=6s
Angela Merkelās poker face problem ā Tracey Breaks the News ā BBC One
still laugh at this sketch.
It is very lolworthy.
OCDC said:
Lols š
kii said:
dv said:
Not sure why thereās so much tension hereā¦
Itās me, hi, Iām the problem, itās me
And now weāve got bad blood
OCDC said:
Youāre going to jail
kii said:
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WPVLljm1A&t=6s
Angela Merkelās poker face problem ā Tracey Breaks the News ā BBC One
still laugh at this sketch.
It is very lolworthy.
Always been a fan of Ullmanās impressions
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:
ChrispenEvan said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WPVLljm1A&t=6s
Angela Merkelās poker face problem ā Tracey Breaks the News ā BBC One
still laugh at this sketch.
Yes a good one, probably because it is so true to life.
Serotonin
Good heavens, what happened in here while I was at archery!
buffy said:
Good heavens, what happened in here while I was at archery!
Nothing, and anyway you canāt prove it.
Peak Warming Man said:
buffy said:
Good heavens, what happened in here while I was at archery!Nothing, and anyway you canāt prove it.
Something happenedā¦I just wasted 10 minutes scrolling throughā¦
buffy said:
Peak Warming Man said:
buffy said:
Good heavens, what happened in here while I was at archery!Nothing, and anyway you canāt prove it.
Something happenedā¦I just wasted 10 minutes scrolling throughā¦
What time are we looking from?
Witty Rejoinder said:
buffy said:
Peak Warming Man said:Nothing, and anyway you canāt prove it.
Something happenedā¦I just wasted 10 minutes scrolling throughā¦
What time are we looking from?
I was referring to the roughbarked to and fro that went on.
ChrispenEvan said:
I wonder what happened to our Fred. (Top fueler)
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I wonder what happened to our Fred. (Top fueler)
see him around FB now and again.
Right Said Fred are an English pop band formed by brothers Fred and Richard Fairbrass in 1989. They are best known for the hit 1991 song āIām Too Sexyā.1962 UK hit single by Bernard Cribbins after which the band are named, Right Said Fred (song)
our meme may come.
dv said:
Israel are not part of āThe Westā.
party_pants said:
dv said:
Israel are not part of āThe Westā.
Donāt tell me, tell Jordo.
dv said:
party_pants said:
dv said:
Israel are not part of āThe Westā.
Donāt tell me, tell Jordo.
Heās not on my social media friends list.
party_pants said:
dv said:
party_pants said:Israel are not part of āThe Westā.
Donāt tell me, tell Jordo.
Heās not on my social media friends list.
Well Iāll pass it along
buffy said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
buffy said:Something happenedā¦I just wasted 10 minutes scrolling throughā¦
What time are we looking from?
I was referring to the roughbarked to and fro that went on.
Iām just gonna go back to ignoring his posts. I once felt a tad sorry for him, especially when others attacked him over his inane and copious posts.
roughbarked seems to have a large repository of knowledge about plants and watches. Takes interesting photos and seems to work hard at his garden.
His āhumourā often misses the mark and he canāt take any criticism or feedback. I know he is an old man, probably lonely and in need of validation from others, but my patience is very thin when stupid comments are made ā videoing the emergency evacuation of a courthouse and then sell the video?!!
Anywayā¦
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I wonder what happened to our Fred. (Top fueler)
I last spoke with him about 10 years ago. He was climbing his way to the top in the WA geology scene. I expect that by now he is the CEO of a junior exploration company.
sarahs mum said:
Nice one.
I loved the Tuba solo referenced therein. āStars and Stripes Forever with tuba playing piccolo soloā.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmFYgc-Emmc
dv said:
The intellectual insights provided by Dr Petersen continue to astound me.
ruby said:
Dear oh dear.
I donāt get what the big deal is? are people upset because they think that Kate is dead somewhere and the palace is trying to cover it up? I mean fuck, for a cover up they would surely emply someone who knows how to photoshop
I, too, struggle with ideas for Date Night.
Arts said:
I donāt get what the big deal is? are people upset because they think that Kate is dead somewhere and the palace is trying to cover it up? I mean fuck, for a cover up they would surely emply someone who knows how to photoshop
The less people know about it the less people they have to kill.
Peak Warming Man said:
ruby said:
Dear oh dear.
You do have to love the internet for that type of thing
Some āscandalā and the piss is taken
Peak Warming Man said:
Arts said:
I donāt get what the big deal is? are people upset because they think that Kate is dead somewhere and the palace is trying to cover it up? I mean fuck, for a cover up they would surely emply someone who knows how to photoshop
The less people know about it the less people they have to kill.
Prince Phillip arranged the killing of Diana and company so heās probably not dead but in some twisted deformed clone body like Palplatine plotting
Peak Warming Man said:
Arts said:
I donāt get what the big deal is? are people upset because they think that Kate is dead somewhere and the palace is trying to cover it up? I mean fuck, for a cover up they would surely emply someone who knows how to photoshop
The less people know about it the less people they have to kill.
I just assume they have a dungeon with skilled people that the can source from without fear of leaks.
Arts said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Arts said:
I donāt get what the big deal is? are people upset because they think that Kate is dead somewhere and the palace is trying to cover it up? I mean fuck, for a cover up they would surely emply someone who knows how to photoshop
The less people know about it the less people they have to kill.
I just assume they have a dungeon with skilled people that the can source from without fear of leaks.
Oh they have dungeons, make no mistake.
And they have successfully managed to convince the educated class that dragons are extinct.
kii said:
:)
Arts said:
I donāt get what the big deal is? are people upset because they think that Kate is dead somewhere and the palace is trying to cover it up? I mean fuck, for a cover up they would surely emply someone who knows how to photoshop
Ah but what if it is a game of bluff and counterbluff.
OCDC said:
I, too, struggle with ideas for Date Night.
Lol
Arts said:
I donāt get what the big deal is? are people upset because they think that Kate is dead somewhere and the palace is trying to cover it up? I mean fuck, for a cover up they would surely emply someone who knows how to photoshop
me neither. and any who says the media must have standards has probably been in one of those dungeons, or as we knowledgeable people say, their mums basement, for quite a while.
ChrispenEvan said:
Arts said:
I donāt get what the big deal is? are people upset because they think that Kate is dead somewhere and the palace is trying to cover it up? I mean fuck, for a cover up they would surely emply someone who knows how to photoshop
me neither. and any who says the media must have standards has probably been in one of those dungeons, or as we knowledgeable people say, their mums basement, for quite a while.
The irony of the British press held to a standard regarding the Royals
I think Catherineās disappearance is linked to the Angela Chao and John Barnett deaths, you heard it here first.
Arts said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Arts said:
I donāt get what the big deal is? are people upset because they think that Kate is dead somewhere and the palace is trying to cover it up? I mean fuck, for a cover up they would surely emply someone who knows how to photoshop
The less people know about it the less people they have to kill.
I just assume they have a dungeon with skilled people that the can source from without fear of leaks.
You wouldnāt need a dungeon.
With the English, all youād have to do is promise any of them a knighthood/damehood, and theyād exercise whatever talents they possess so as to suit your goal, and keep its secrecy inviolate.
dv said:
I think Catherineās disappearance is linked to the Angela Chao and John Barnett deaths, you heard it here first.
With the current state of the world, I agree.
kii said:
dv said:
I think Catherineās disappearance is linked to the Angela Chao and John Barnett deaths, you heard it here first.
With the current state of the world, I agree.
āWith the current state of the worldā could be said at any time during the past couple of centuries, before that it would have been āwith the current state of the countryā and before that it would have been āwith the current state of the villageā
Peak Warming Man said:
kii said:
dv said:
I think Catherineās disappearance is linked to the Angela Chao and John Barnett deaths, you heard it here first.
With the current state of the world, I agree.
āWith the current state of the worldā could be said at any time during the past couple of centuries, before that it would have been āwith the current state of the countryā and before that it would have been āwith the current state of the villageā
With the current state of my refrigerator.
With the current state of my sinuses.
With the current state of the youth.
With the current state of the floor.
With the current state of your meals.
With the current state of your wolf.
With the current state of their faculties.
With the current state of their hand.
ChrispenEvan said:
Hehehe
dv said:
shit eh!
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Hehehe
Gomez is still alive aged 93.
OCDC said:
:)
I like it.
Even though it is sad rather than funny.
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:
:)
I like it.Even though it is sad rather than funny.
Reminded me of:
Stable Genius
Bloody hell, 5 years old!
OCDC said:
LOLOL
I read that last bit in my mind in a high-pitched squeaky voiceā¦
Spiny Norman said:
A man after my own heart.
Spiny Norman said:
Iām much worse than thatā¦
Spiny Norman said:
This is my life.
OCDC said:
Nathan the Beach Cat.
OCDC said:
damn
OCDC said:
merci!
Spiny Norman said:
well that was a fun waste of time.
dv said:
Heh.
ChrispenEvan said:
thatās very Murder at Moorstones manor.
Someone has started putting rubber ducks into the
potholes in Glasgow
ChrispenEvan said:
Someone has started putting rubber ducks into the
potholes in Glasgow
love.
I found a cartoon which i think should be entitled ātransitionā:
Heh.
dv said:
what a Dick.
OCDC said:
+1
Posted by a pro republican on my facebook. I smell AI.
sarahs mum said:
Posted by a pro republican on my facebook. I smell AI.
Um, yeah.
sarahs mum said:
Posted by a pro republican on my facebook. I smell AI.
Trumpās hands are too big.
sarahs mum said:
Posted by a pro republican on my facebook. I smell AI.
Trumpās hands are too big.
sarahs mum said:
That neglects the understanding that pre-conquest families would have overwhelmingly married into those of their conquerors.
Witty Rejoinder said:
sarahs mum said:
That neglects the understanding that pre-conquest families would have overwhelmingly married into those of their conquerors.
some truth in that. But that didnāt mean everyone was happy about it.
sarahs mum said:
In fairness, apart from very recent immigrants, almost all English people would have an ancestor among Williamās coterie.
dv said:
Lol
dv said:
Lucky itās not fish bollock cakes.
Donāt forget that tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where Mark Zuckerberg can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever is in your refrigerator. To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Facebook feed:
I do not authorize Mark Zuckerberg or any entity associated with Facebook to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Facebook to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone.
After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will turn blue šµ and youāre good to go.
ChrispenEvan said:
Donāt forget that tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where Mark Zuckerberg can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever is in your refrigerator. To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Facebook feed:I do not authorize Mark Zuckerberg or any entity associated with Facebook to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Facebook to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone.
After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will turn blue šµ and youāre good to go.
My fridge light blew last week.
ChrispenEvan said:
Donāt forget that tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where Mark Zuckerberg can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever is in your refrigerator. To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Facebook feed:I do not authorize Mark Zuckerberg or any entity associated with Facebook to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Facebook to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone.
After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will turn blue šµ and youāre good to go.
Iām okay with it. Manās gotta eat.
fsm said:
Itās a common name for a Thai restaurant.
fsm said:
I am interested in the building mostly. Seems uselessly small for a restaurant.
party_pants said:
fsm said:
I am interested in the building mostly. Seems uselessly small for a restaurant.
Possibly just take-away.
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
Sucks. Doesnāt it.
Anyone remember or able to show us what this was again please do, we followed the https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/432608270_10219766775438907_5668703769098129272_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_s600Ć600&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=twi4BADBgf8AX_vM-MC&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=00_AfCaVgL85VjCp0QDM3pg4lNBCcC8ft-XWh9I-dkV9Verhw&oe=65F4BA75 address but only got URL signature expired.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
Sucks. Doesnāt it.
Anyone remember or able to show us what this was again please do, we followed the https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/432608270_10219766775438907_5668703769098129272_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_s600Ć600&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=twi4BADBgf8AX_vM-MC&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=00_AfCaVgL85VjCp0QDM3pg4lNBCcC8ft-XWh9I-dkV9Verhw&oe=65F4BA75 address but only got URL signature expired.
Lol
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Sucks. Doesnāt it.
Anyone remember or able to show us what this was again please do, we followed the https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/432608270_10219766775438907_5668703769098129272_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_s600Ć600&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=twi4BADBgf8AX_vM-MC&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=00_AfCaVgL85VjCp0QDM3pg4lNBCcC8ft-XWh9I-dkV9Verhw&oe=65F4BA75 address but only got URL signature expired.
Lol
In all seriousness though we foolishly left the tab open rather than save it at the time so now itās gone, we were going to come back to it but whatever, weāll keep on keeping on believing that thereās more to LIFE than memes.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
Sucks. Doesnāt it.
Anyone remember or able to show us what this was again please do, we followed the https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/432608270_10219766775438907_5668703769098129272_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_s600Ć600&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=twi4BADBgf8AX_vM-MC&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=00_AfCaVgL85VjCp0QDM3pg4lNBCcC8ft-XWh9I-dkV9Verhw&oe=65F4BA75 address but only got URL signature expired.
donāt remember now.
I
dv said:
I
trouble when isopods die the heavy metals just go back into the soil.
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
I
trouble when isopods die the heavy metals just go back into the soil.
Luckily RoCHINA have solved that problem tooĀ”
Kingy said:
Mummy wants me to touch you.
Runs away.
AussieDJ said:
Beware the Ides of March!
Which also allows me to post this Wayne and Shuster classic
Beware the Jabberwock my son,
the jaws that bite, the claws that catch,
beware the Jubjub bird,
and shun the frumious bandersnatch..
Kingy said:
Wow
dv said:
Kingy said:
Wow
šš¤£ excellent!!
OCDC said:
:)
On our walk to Lake Poona the other day, we were held up by a smallish Lace Monitor, who really didnāt want to run away or run up a tree after itād posed for photos.
OCDC said:
+1
Clever.
Spiny Norman said:
Clever.
Heh.
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
:)
On our walk to Lake Poona the other day, we were held up by a smallish Lace Monitor, who really didnāt want to run away or run up a tree after itād posed for photos.
Was it an interlace monitor?
dv said:
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
:)
On our walk to Lake Poona the other day, we were held up by a smallish Lace Monitor, who really didnāt want to run away or run up a tree after itād posed for photos.
Was it an interlace monitor?
:)
No.
Michael V said:
dv said:
Michael V said:
:)
On our walk to Lake Poona the other day, we were held up by a smallish Lace Monitor, who really didnāt want to run away or run up a tree after itād posed for photos.
Was it an interlace monitor?
:)
No.
So it was a progressive then.
Good to see that at least some people are amused.
OCDC said:
Thereās not a lot of helicopters today where the main rotor poses much hazard to people on the ground, when the helicopter is on a clear and level surface, but there are exceptions.
The Bell 47 type of helicopter, for instance (you might know it as the type used in the TV series MASH). Those actors werenāt bending low just for the sake of drama. I once saw video of some poor bugger, in Spain i think it was, get beaned by a Bell 47 rotor.
It struck him, and he went rigid, and was tossed end-over-end like a caber at a Highland games. Killed instantly, of course.
Burger Kingās (Hungry Jacks in Aust) comment on McDonalds recent systems troubles:
sarahs mum said:
Just when you think that thereās no further abominations to be inflicted on the worldā¦
Spiny Norman said:
At one centre I worked at there was a sociopathic kid, long story, he smacked my glasses off my face. The glasses ended up on the concrete outside the room.
After I collected my composure and my glasses, I returned to the kid. He was sitting on his bed, it was the end of nap time. He was a tad afraid by my calm response as I told him to put his shoes on etc. As he stood up to walk away I accidentally hit him in the head with a bed.
I swear it was an accident.
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
At one centre I worked at there was a sociopathic kid, long story, he smacked my glasses off my face. The glasses ended up on the concrete outside the room.
After I collected my composure and my glasses, I returned to the kid. He was sitting on his bed, it was the end of nap time. He was a tad afraid by my calm response as I told him to put his shoes on etc. As he stood up to walk away I accidentally hit him in the head with a bed.
I swear it was an accident.
You hit him with a bed?
Hulk out.
dv said:
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
At one centre I worked at there was a sociopathic kid, long story, he smacked my glasses off my face. The glasses ended up on the concrete outside the room.
After I collected my composure and my glasses, I returned to the kid. He was sitting on his bed, it was the end of nap time. He was a tad afraid by my calm response as I told him to put his shoes on etc. As he stood up to walk away I accidentally hit him in the head with a bed.
I swear it was an accident.
You hit him with a bed?
Hulk out.
One of those metal frame folding beds that were popular for child care centres in the 1980s
dv said:
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
At one centre I worked at there was a sociopathic kid, long story, he smacked my glasses off my face. The glasses ended up on the concrete outside the room.
After I collected my composure and my glasses, I returned to the kid. He was sitting on his bed, it was the end of nap time. He was a tad afraid by my calm response as I told him to put his shoes on etc. As he stood up to walk away I accidentally hit him in the head with a bed.
I swear it was an accident.
You hit him with a bed?
Hulk out.
our kii doesnāt fuck around!
kii said:
dv said:
kii said:At one centre I worked at there was a sociopathic kid, long story, he smacked my glasses off my face. The glasses ended up on the concrete outside the room.
After I collected my composure and my glasses, I returned to the kid. He was sitting on his bed, it was the end of nap time. He was a tad afraid by my calm response as I told him to put his shoes on etc. As he stood up to walk away I accidentally hit him in the head with a bed.
I swear it was an accident.
You hit him with a bed?
Hulk out.
One of those metal frame folding beds that were popular for child care centres in the 1980s
Thatās why those beds arenāt popular in child care centres any more.
People were always having similar accidents. Some people a lot more often than others.
Somebody showed him the PMS book!
Spiny Norman said:
I, too, have fewer than 10 nuclear weapons
Spiny Norman said:
whoās Jeff?
sarahs mum said:
Spiny Norman said:
whoās Jeff?
Kennett, they blow away the blues.
sarahs mum said:
Spiny Norman said:
whoās Jeff?
Jeff Duff. Front man for the band āKushā in the 1970s.
Got into nuclear weaponry after leaving the music scene. Keeps a few in his shed. Hardly rates on the WMD charts, as you can see.
Witty Rejoinder said:
āI am going to shove you.ā
This will be a handy phrase when I eventually return to work.
The very latest in modern technology
Apparently.
Spiny Norman said:
The very latest in modern technologyWonāt anyone think of the seabirds??
Apparently.
Spiny Norman said:
The very latest in modern technology
Apparently.
It really is astonishing that no-one has thought of this before. I mean, itās so obvious, when you think about it: the wind. Justā¦use the wind.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
The very latest in modern technology
Apparently.
It really is astonishing that no-one has thought of this before. I mean, itās so obvious, when you think about it: the wind. Justā¦use the wind.
Itās sheer genius.
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
The very latest in modern technology
Apparently.
It really is astonishing that no-one has thought of this before. I mean, itās so obvious, when you think about it: the wind. Justā¦use the wind.
Itās sheer genius.
I wonder if theyāve applied for a patent on the āwind-drivenā thing?
sarahs mum said:
He originally wrote it about a smaller vessel, in a less frigid clime, but his publisher convinced him that a book with the title of āThe Slushy Potā was never going to sell.
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said:
Spiny Norman said:
whoās Jeff?
Jeff Duff. Front man for the band āKushā in the 1970s.
Got into nuclear weaponry after leaving the music scene. Keeps a few in his shed. Hardly rates on the WMD charts, as you can see.
How strange.
TATE says nothing of his unusual hobby.
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said:whoās Jeff?
Jeff Duff. Front man for the band āKushā in the 1970s.
Got into nuclear weaponry after leaving the music scene. Keeps a few in his shed. Hardly rates on the WMD charts, as you can see.
How strange.
TATE says nothing of his unusual hobby.
of course not. would you want everyone to know you had nukes in your shed?
OCDC said:
I know what is wrong with me (mostly), but have no clue about anybody else.
ChrispenEvan said:
There is a house in Moorooka (Brisbane) that has gargoyles. It was built, I guess in the mid 20th century.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
There is a house in Moorooka (Brisbane) that has gargoyles. It was built, I guess in the mid 20th century.
Bugger. Itās had a facelift and the gargoyles have been removed.
kii said:
It only works if you are two-faced.
Tamb said:
kii said:
It only works if you are two-faced.
solid
ruby said:
Thatās a good one Ruby but you might have to explain for some of the slowā¦ā¦ā¦slower people here.
ChrispenEvan said:
Love this one
Witty Rejoinder said:
Never heard of him.
Peak Warming Man said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Never heard of him.
OK Boomerā¦
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Never heard of him.
OK Boomerā¦
For Boomers everywhere:
Peak Warming Man said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Never heard of him.
Let there be Rock
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:Never heard of him.
OK Boomerā¦
For Boomers everywhere:
Apparently he doesnāt have a father.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:Never heard of him.
OK Boomerā¦
For Boomers everywhere:
Why the need to know or care?
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:OK Boomerā¦
For Boomers everywhere:
Apparently he doesnāt have a father.
If he was mine Iād disown him too.
FB reminded me of my own memes from 4 years ago. Sometimes I forget how funny I am.
dv said:
FB reminded me of my own memes from 4 years ago. Sometimes I forget how funny I am.
Itās a worry
dv said:
FB reminded me of my own memes from 4 years ago. Sometimes I forget how funny I am.
Forgetting could be a blessing.
dv said:
Lololā¦one of your memes?
kii said:
dv said:
Lololā¦one of your memes?
No, this one is funny
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:
Lololā¦one of your memes?
No, this one is funny
I could tell by the name on it.
dv said:
Dear oh dear.
Jesus something somethingā¦
https://twitter.com/lmatsakis/status/1770087893299794081
Heidi sent me this.
Use this word carefullyšš©šŖ
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4JaABTMQ1m/
my response wasā¦āsmartarse.ā
Witty Rejoinder said:
Jesus something somethingā¦https://twitter.com/lmatsakis/status/1770087893299794081
Ha!
sarahs mum said:
Heidi sent me this.Use this word carefullyšš©šŖ
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4JaABTMQ1m/my response wasā¦āsmartarse.ā
Thereby outing yourselfā¦
;)
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Heidi sent me this.Use this word carefullyšš©šŖ
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4JaABTMQ1m/my response wasā¦āsmartarse.ā
Thereby outing yourselfā¦
;)
fair.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Jesus something somethingā¦https://twitter.com/lmatsakis/status/1770087893299794081
Jesus Cornhole
Itās geniusĀ”
This weekās cover of The New European.
ChrispenEvan said:
Ha
dv said:
Repeating it doesnāt make any difference.
kii said:
Repeating it doesnāt make any difference.
Maybe it does
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
It was nice of the pedestrians to pose in their exact same positions for the AI image photo, after the road was painted during the dry period between those images.
kii said:
Since itās Friday Iāll point out that that may not be accurate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Reshevsky#Chess_career
Miniature Red Tulip Easter egg for arvo tea.
I am going to do an experiment with my family for Easter. Iāve bought a few brands of solid Easter eggs, from which I will remove identifying details. The family will all receive all brands (in separate, numbered snap lock bags) and will have to rate them. Then we will know which brands to avoid for future maximum Easter enjoyment. I will also try them all but as I will not be blinded my ratings will not considered as part of the results or analysis.
Fred Wong
OCDC said:
Miniature Red Tulip Easter egg for arvo tea.I am going to do an experiment with my family for Easter. Iāve bought a few brands of solid Easter eggs, from which I will remove identifying details. The family will all receive all brands (in separate, numbered snap lock bags) and will have to rate them. Then we will know which brands to avoid for future maximum Easter enjoyment. I will also try them all but as I will not be blinded my ratings will not considered as part of the results or analysis.
Has one chosen a journal for submission yet?
buffy said:
OCDC said:HFMiniature Red Tulip Easter egg for arvo tea.Has one chosen a journal for submission yet?I am going to do an experiment with my family for Easter. Iāve bought a few brands of solid Easter eggs, from which I will remove identifying details. The family will all receive all brands (in separate, numbered snap lock bags) and will have to rate them. Then we will know which brands to avoid for future maximum Easter enjoyment. I will also try them all but as I will not be blinded my ratings will not considered as part of the results or analysis.
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
Since itās Friday Iāll point out that that may not be accurate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Reshevsky#Chess_career
Blah blah blah š
kii said:
LOLOL
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
Since itās Friday Iāll point out that that may not be accurate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Reshevsky#Chess_career
Well done you.
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
Since itās Friday Iāll point out that that may not be accurate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Reshevsky#Chess_career
Blah blah blah š
Anyway, my father often spoke of a young boy in Estonia who was brilliant at chess. The kid lived near my father. Apparently he was a very big baby at birth, and showed signs of high intelligence. The boyās mother had previously birthed sets of twins, and then this single baby of higher than average weight.
Last serving of the ham and hempseed soup for nursery tea.
OCDC said:
Last serving of the ham and hempseed soup for nursery tea.
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:adds to Coleās listLast serving of the ham and hempseed soup for nursery tea.
OCDC said:
Bubblecar said:OCDC said:adds to Coleās listLast serving of the ham and hempseed soup for nursery tea.
i bet the producers are at loggerheads with environmentalists over this.
dv said:
time flies
dv said:
Time for a Dry Fly sherry.
OCDC said:
buffy said:OCDC said:HFMiniature Red Tulip Easter egg for arvo tea.Has one chosen a journal for submission yet?I am going to do an experiment with my family for Easter. Iāve bought a few brands of solid Easter eggs, from which I will remove identifying details. The family will all receive all brands (in separate, numbered snap lock bags) and will have to rate them. Then we will know which brands to avoid for future maximum Easter enjoyment. I will also try them all but as I will not be blinded my ratings will not considered as part of the results or analysis.
Can you veto reviewers? (One journal I looked at let you specifically veto people). I think the HF reviewers may be very hard and require peculiar grammatical changesā¦
buffy said:
OCDC said:
buffy said:Has one chosen a journal for submission yet?HF
Can you veto reviewers? (One journal I looked at let you specifically veto people). I think the HF reviewers may be very hard and require peculiar grammatical changesā¦
I volunteer to be reviewer 2
ruby said:
At āOpera in the Domainā one year, the orchestra began to play a piece of Wagner which many of the audience seated across the grass quickly recognised.
Many voices began an accompaniment, in low but clear tones: ākill dah wabbit, kill dah wabbitā¦ā
captain_spalding said:
ruby said:
At āOpera in the Domainā one year, the orchestra began to play a piece of Wagner which many of the audience seated across the grass quickly recognised.
Many voices began an accompaniment, in low but clear tones: ākill dah wabbit, kill dah wabbitā¦ā
Iām sure the purists rolled their eyes, but thatās the best
captain_spalding said:
ruby said:
At āOpera in the Domainā one year, the orchestra began to play a piece of Wagner which many of the audience seated across the grass quickly recognised.
Many voices began an accompaniment, in low but clear tones: ākill dah wabbit, kill dah wabbitā¦ā
Kill da wabbit / VC
wookiemeister said:
captain_spalding said:
ruby said:
At āOpera in the Domainā one year, the orchestra began to play a piece of Wagner which many of the audience seated across the grass quickly recognised.
Many voices began an accompaniment, in low but clear tones: ākill dah wabbit, kill dah wabbitā¦ā
https://youtu.be/VE03Lqm3nbI?si=9z_QglfIWEQ8KiV2Kill da wabbit / VC
Alternatively, Kill dah wabbit
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Iām warming to this template
I have identified the women in the last picture, having done my own research, but I canāt find any particular reason she would be associated with liking professional wrestling or sucking.
These are characters from The Good Place, a clever comedy series set in the afterlife. However, this doesnāt really matter as this has become a standard template whose meaning is not essentially connected to The Good Place. The first two view points are straightforward while the second pair exist in internal tension. Panel 3 relies on a complicated theoretical explication for preference whereas Panel 4 is the enlightened viewpoint of accepting that what you like is trash but that you like it anyway.
Decided to finish watching the series. In Series 3 Episode 1, āEverything is Bonzerā, the writers seem to forget that on Earth Chidi is a Francophone.
dv said:
:) It wonāāt fly. Iām telling you. ;)
dv said:
snort
Anywayā¦iām going to start on the improved version of my little rope-making machine.
captain_spalding said:
Anywayā¦iām going to start on the improved version of my little rope-making machine.
Supposed to be in āgoodnightā.
captain_spalding said:
Anywayā¦iām going to start on the improved version of my little rope-making machine.Have you delivered your bellpull?
Arts said:
dv said:
time flies
Better if the hours were marked by instars and decays and stuff like that.
So why would Islamists blow up parts of Russia when Russia are opposing ceasefire rĆ©solutions that favour Zionists and unfavour HamasistsĀæ
SCIENCE said:
So why would Islamists blow up parts of Russia when Russia are opposing ceasefire rĆ©solutions that favour Zionists and unfavour HamasistsĀæ
Because they are Islamists.
SCIENCE said:
So why would Islamists blow up parts of Russia when Russia are opposing ceasefire rĆ©solutions that favour Zionists and unfavour HamasistsĀæ
ISIS isnāt operating in Palestine and has never shown much sign of giving a darn about it. ISIS does operate in Ingushetia, which is a Russian Republic in the south.
dv said:
The other day I was reminiscing about my teenage self reading dystopian sci-fi books whilst lying on the beach at Bondi.
Who knew it could all come true?
ChrispenEvan said:
LOLOLOL.
Thatās me in a nutshell.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
calling occupants of interplanetary craft.
dv said:
isnāt anish the sole owner of vanta?
Jerry Saltz
16 h Ā·
I decided to get a discreet tattoo.
kii said:
ALL THE CATS!
Deli Department!
lolz
ChrispenEvan said:
How much to hit my supervisors in Wang?
OCDC said:
ChrispenEvan said:How much to hit my supervisors in Wang?
ā¦wang, wangaratta.
ChrispenEvan said:
OCDC said:Heh.ChrispenEvan said:ā¦wang, wangaratta.How much to hit my supervisors in Wang?
ChrispenEvan said:
What are they talking about?
They are all leaving the roundabout.
ChrispenEvan said:
It aināt much, but itās honest work.
Iām a bastard.
Got some questions about this.
Russian soldier detonating a landmine with a big stick.
Spiny Norman said:
Got some questions about this.
Russian soldier detonating a landmine with a big stick.
Not a lot of info about the mine there.
It could be a Russian VS-50 antipersonnel mine, which is just about the smallest one they make, and has only about 40gm of explosive in it. Designed to disable rather than kill, it would be unlikely to do much injury beyond a metre or two. Hitting it with a long stick might well be āsafeā enough, but itās hardly the latest word in demining procedure.
Ukraine is a signatory to the convention banning the use of antipersonnel mines, but Russia is not. The Russians have spread thousands of antipersonnel mines in Ukraine.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Got some questions about this.
Russian soldier detonating a landmine with a big stick.Not a lot of info about the mine there.
It could be a Russian VS-50 antipersonnel mine, which is just about the smallest one they make, and has only about 40gm of explosive in it. Designed to disable rather than kill, it would be unlikely to do much injury beyond a metre or two. Hitting it with a long stick might well be āsafeā enough, but itās hardly the latest word in demining procedure.
Ukraine is a signatory to the convention banning the use of antipersonnel mines, but Russia is not. The Russians have spread thousands of antipersonnel mines in Ukraine.
In the Ukraine always speak softly and carry a big stick.
Spiny Norman said:
Got some questions about this.
Russian soldier detonating a landmine with a big stick.
dv said:
:)
Michael V said:
dv said:
:)
Also.
A rare glimpse of haggis in their tadpole form.
Dull Menās Club Ā·
Ian McArthur Ā· 2 d Ā·
My turn to make the tea tonight and I wanted to impress upon my wife that Iām not always dull. I present to you Sausage Henge!
sarahs mum said:
Dull Menās Club Ā·
Ian McArthur Ā· 2 d Ā·
My turn to make the tea tonight and I wanted to impress upon my wife that Iām not always dull. I present to you Sausage Henge!
LOL
ChrispenEvan said:
LOL
ChrispenEvan said:
I know I know
My mum has a clock that is reversed but numbers are at the right levels at least.
OCDC said:
My mum has a clock that is reversed but numbers are at the right levels at least.
I guess itās upside down to read when doing handstands.
ChrispenEvan said:
Refined clinical ā¦ā¦ I like it.
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
My mum has a clock that is reversed but numbers are at the right levels at least.
I guess itās upside down to read when doing handstands.
Just a practice that all S Hemisphere residents should obviously follow.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
My mum has a clock that is reversed but numbers are at the right levels at least.
I guess itās upside down to read when doing handstands.
Just a practice that all S Hemisphere residents should obviously follow.
what have the romans ever done for us? confuse us, thatās what!
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Damn Off By 4
sarahs mum said:
Heh.
I have a recurring dream in which I suddenly remember I have a pet dog or cats that Iād completely forgotten about, and havenāt fed for days or weeks.
Then thereās a mad scramble to locate and feed them. Usually it seems theyāve somehow managed to fend for themselves but are nonetheless very hungry.
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Heh.
I have a recurring dream in which I suddenly remember I have a pet dog or cats that Iād completely forgotten about, and havenāt fed for days or weeks.
Then thereās a mad scramble to locate and feed them. Usually it seems theyāve somehow managed to fend for themselves but are nonetheless very hungry.
because I was sick i filled the dog bowls with crunchies and I left the door open to the verandah so they could come and go at will. last night native animals ate my plants on the verandahā¦not more than ten foot from the sleeping dogs.
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Heh.
I have a recurring dream in which I suddenly remember I have a pet dog or cats that Iād completely forgotten about, and havenāt fed for days or weeks.
Then thereās a mad scramble to locate and feed them. Usually it seems theyāve somehow managed to fend for themselves but are nonetheless very hungry.
because I was sick i filled the dog bowls with crunchies and I left the door open to the verandah so they could come and go at will. last night native animals ate my plants on the verandahā¦not more than ten foot from the sleeping dogs.
Damn. Fat lot of good they are as hunting dogs then.
kii said:
Makes sense
dv said:
kii said:
Makes sense
spiders oink
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said:
Heh.
I have a recurring dream in which I suddenly remember I have a pet dog or cats that Iād completely forgotten about, and havenāt fed for days or weeks.
Then thereās a mad scramble to locate and feed them. Usually it seems theyāve somehow managed to fend for themselves but are nonetheless very hungry.
because I was sick i filled the dog bowls with crunchies and I left the door open to the verandah so they could come and go at will. last night native animals ate my plants on the verandahā¦not more than ten foot from the sleeping dogs.
Damn. Fat lot of good they are as hunting dogs then.
Get Cats, Easy, Then No Worries About Native Animals Ever Again Ā”
dv said:
āIāll have you next if you donāt put that camera awayāā¦..
ruby said:
dv said:
āIāll have you next if you donāt put that camera awayāā¦..
Tamb said:
ruby said:
dv said:
āIāll have you next if you donāt put that camera awayāā¦..
Now thatās one scary feathered creature, from the top of its head to the brush hook feet
Tamb said:
ruby said:
dv said:
āIāll have you next if you donāt put that camera awayāā¦..
ruby said:
Tamb said:
ruby said:
āIāll have you next if you donāt put that camera awayāā¦..
Now thatās one scary feathered creature, from the top of its head to the brush hook feet
Itās Australian so of course it can kill you.
Meme culture does sometimes remind me of that old joke about a group of men at the pub who already know each otherās jokes so they just refer to them by number rather than reciting them.
dv said:
Meme culture does sometimes remind me of that old joke about a group of men at the pub who already know each otherās jokes so they just refer to them by number rather than reciting them.
Thereās always hereĀ”
dv said:
Meme culture does sometimes remind me of that old joke about a group of men at the pub who already know each otherās jokes so they just refer to them by number rather than reciting them.
so i start a new meme thread cos you were whining pointing out that the other one was too big and you do this?!
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Meme culture does sometimes remind me of that old joke about a group of men at the pub who already know each otherās jokes so they just refer to them by number rather than reciting them.
so i start a new meme thread cos you were
whiningpointing out that the other one was too big and you do this?!
I was lagging.
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Meme culture does sometimes remind me of that old joke about a group of men at the pub who already know each otherās jokes so they just refer to them by number rather than reciting them.
so i start a new meme thread cos you were
whiningpointing out that the other one was too big and you do this?!
No 37
kii said:
they donāt know about jersey bulls.
