For those interested, I have revived the AFL footy tipping comp from last year. If anyone is interested in joing ot rejoining, the details are:

URL:
https://tipping.afl.com.au/tipping/index.html#/comp/58168/about?code=N2YTYZAF

Comp Code: N2YTYZAF

Link

Season starts on Thursday (2 days time), so get in fast.

Done.

Heh! I’ve had the AFL spamming nagging me about the new season for weeks now.

Thank you for last year, but I’ll give it a miss this season.

AussieDJ said:

Heh! I’ve had the AFL spamming nagging me about the new season for weeks now.

Thank you for last year, but I’ll give it a miss this season.

No worries.

Not sure if it my application worked, but I’m in.

The old codger in me says:

“There’s no such thing as the AFL. Call it by its correct name, VFL.”

All done. 😎

CAR’N FOOTY!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

I remember after I scored my third Brownlow in 1964, a reporter asked me, “What’s the secret of becoming one of the all-time best VFL players?”

I smiled at him and said, “There’s no secret, son. Just play good footy.”

Bubblecar said:

I remember after I scored my third Brownlow in 1964, a reporter asked me, “What’s the secret of becoming one of the all-time best VFL players?”

I smiled at him and said, “There’s no secret, son. Just play good footy.”

You’re lying.

WOO HOO!!! Life begins again!!

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!!

🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

WOO HOO!!!! YAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

I’m onefa already. 😁

And we are exactly where I thought we’d be.

lol

BUGGRIT!!

48 points up and you’d think ya footy tip is assured.

But nup. Brisbane lose by 1 point. 😖

Woodie said:

BUGGRIT!!

48 points up and you’d think ya footy tip is assured.

But nup. Brisbane lose by 1 point. 😖

bastard fuckers.

I hope some strong words are expressed to their forwards. .. you’re one fucking job mate, is to kick the ball through the big sticks from 35m out. Should be 9 outa 10. These blokes looked liked they were kicking for goal for the first time in their life.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

BUGGRIT!!

48 points up and you’d think ya footy tip is assured.

But nup. Brisbane lose by 1 point. 😖

bastard fuckers.

I hope some strong words are expressed to their forwards. .. you’re one fucking job mate, is to kick the ball through the big sticks from 35m out. Should be 9 outa 10. These blokes looked liked they were kicking for goal for the first time in their life.

your

Woodie said:

BUGGRIT!!

48 points up and you’d think ya footy tip is assured.

But nup. Brisbane lose by 1 point. 😖

Yayyy! Go my Blues, even though I decided to sit out this year’s tipping comp.

Hoodja tip?

Start the round off and I’m onefa!!!!

WOO HOO!!! 😁

Woodie said:

Start the round off and I’m onefa!!!!

WOO HOO!!! 😁

I’m on the board with a single…

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Start the round off and I’m onefa!!!!

WOO HOO!!! 😁

I’m on the board with a single…

93% tipped Carlton anyway.

CAR’N SWANNIES!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

WOO HOO!!! 😁

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Twofa outa twofa!! 😁

WOO HOO!!

Fivefa outa fivefa!! Heading for sixfa. 😁

FIGJAM 😁

Woodie said:

WOO HOO!!

Fivefa outa fivefa!! Heading for sixfa. 😁

FIGJAM 😁

Good.

KKKKRRRRRKK

Calling all Panty Parts. Calling all Panty Parts.

Turn on the tele. Turn on the tele. That is all.

Over.

KKKRRRRRRKK

Mr Panty Parts,

You must be having trouble keeping your wee in ATM. 😮

Woodie said:

Mr Panty Parts,

You must be having trouble keeping your wee in ATM. 😮

Not really, I have two toilets in the house, both with unobstructed access.

I am spewing right now that I changed my tip 3 times over the weekend and settled on Brisbane. There is still a chance they might get up in the time remaining. Nervous times.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Mr Panty Parts,

You must be having trouble keeping your wee in ATM. 😮

Not really, I have two toilets in the house, both with unobstructed access.

I am spewing right now that I changed my tip 3 times over the weekend and settled on Brisbane. There is still a chance they might get up in the time remaining. Nervous times.

I’d reckon they’re pretty safe now, but buggered up my clean sweep of the whole round. 😒

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Mr Panty Parts,

You must be having trouble keeping your wee in ATM. 😮

Not really, I have two toilets in the house, both with unobstructed access.

I am spewing right now that I changed my tip 3 times over the weekend and settled on Brisbane. There is still a chance they might get up in the time remaining. Nervous times.

I’d reckon they’re pretty safe now, but buggered up my clean sweep of the whole round. 😒

I got 7-fa. Happy with that.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

BOOOOOOO……… BOOOOOOOOO….. BOOOOOOOOOO

And I’m nunfa……… AGAIN!! 😒

Woodie said:

BOOOOOOO……… BOOOOOOOOO….. BOOOOOOOOOO

And I’m nunfa……… AGAIN!! 😒

After such a good start to the season.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

BOOOOOOO……… BOOOOOOOOO….. BOOOOOOOOOO

And I’m nunfa……… AGAIN!! 😒

After such a good start to the season.

The words “Collingwood” and “BOOOOOOOOOO” are synonymous, Parpyone.

You have a go, Open the front door and yell “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. They’ll all know exactly what you mean.

I am also nunfa, but I’m not that unhappy about it.

That’s it.

hands back pencil sharpener, stapler, box of paper clips, packet of sticky notes, assorted pens and pencils, corporate coffee mug and name tag

I quit.😒

Woodie said:

That’s it.

hands back pencil sharpener, stapler, box of paper clips, packet of sticky notes, assorted pens and pencils, corporate coffee mug and name tag

I quit.😒

what you talking about Willis?

I’m only two-fa this round.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

WOO HOO!!

Onefa outa onefa. 😁

Woodie said:

WOO HOO!!

Onefa outa onefa. 😁

Me too, and only 2 points off the correct margin.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

WOO HOO!!!!

sixfa outa sixfa!! FIGJAM!!

Are you suitably outraged, Mr Panty Parts? Are you absolutely appalled?? I think a suitably worded letter to the Editor is most warranted.

Woodie said:

WOO HOO!!!!

sixfa outa sixfa!! FIGJAM!!

Are you suitably outraged, Mr Panty Parts? Are you absolutely appalled?? I think a suitably worded letter to the Editor is most warranted.

No. I had a BSL crash this afternoon. I felt a bit shitty so I went to have a nap. So I didn’t watch any of it.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

WOO HOO!!!!

sixfa outa sixfa!! FIGJAM!!

Are you suitably outraged, Mr Panty Parts? Are you absolutely appalled?? I think a suitably worded letter to the Editor is most warranted.

No. I had a BSL crash this afternoon. I felt a bit shitty so I went to have a nap. So I didn’t watch any of it.

That’s not fair on a day off.

Bubblecar said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

WOO HOO!!!!

sixfa outa sixfa!! FIGJAM!!

Are you suitably outraged, Mr Panty Parts? Are you absolutely appalled?? I think a suitably worded letter to the Editor is most warranted.

No. I had a BSL crash this afternoon. I felt a bit shitty so I went to have a nap. So I didn’t watch any of it.

That’s not fair on a day off.

Oh nah, I should have been more alert to it.

WOO HOO!!!!

A clean sweep!

hinefa outa ninfa!! 😁

Now…….. if I could only do that with the lotto numbers.

Woodie said:

WOO HOO!!!!

A clean sweep!

hinefa outa ninfa!! 😁

Now…….. if I could only do that with the lotto numbers.

And so say all of us … or me, at least!

Ya all put ya tooty fips in?

KICK IT TO MAX!!!

You can extract the digit any time you like Dees….

It’s all your fault, Mr Kingy.

Nunfa I is. Nunfa. Nunfa I tells ya. I’m Nunfa!!!!!

Woodie said:

It’s all your fault, Mr Kingy.

Nunfa I is. Nunfa. Nunfa I tells ya. I’m Nunfa!!!!!

Lol, I was too busy to even make any tips this week, so I got the away teams by default.

Not my fault, I wasn’t even there, you can’t prove anything.

Ya all got this week’s footy tips in?

Woodie said:

Ya all got this week’s footy tips in?

Yes mum.

I’m 2-fa.

Bit of a controverisal finish, couyld have been called either way. It went my way so not complaining/

party_pants said:

I’m 2-fa.

Bit of a controverisal finish, couyld have been called either way. It went my way so not complaining/

Stuffin’ nunfa!!!

Theys woz robbed!!!!!

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

I’m 2-fa.

Bit of a controverisal finish, couyld have been called either way. It went my way so not complaining/

Stuffin’ nunfa!!!

Theys woz robbed!!!!!

hey, I need to catch up a couple of points…

CAR’N SWANNIES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

…… and Mr Panty Parts

Don’t ask……. But I’ll tells ya anyway.

Nunfa. outa six.

That makes four from the last 14, hey what but.

YAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!!🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

WOO HOO!!!

That makes me onefa…….. outa seven. 😮

Ok, I was at work all day. Didn’t even get to listen to a game.

Kingy said:

Ok, I was at work all day. Didn’t even get to listen to a game.

What footy tips? Who? Never heard of ‘em.

Well done Mr Panty Parts.

And Ize tipped ‘em too. 😁

Woodie said:

Well done Mr Panty Parts.

And Ize tipped ‘em too. 😁

That was a bit too close midway through the last qtr.

So far I am 5/6. I should have tipped Geelong, but i dislike then too much.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Well done Mr Panty Parts.

And Ize tipped ‘em too. 😁

That was a bit too close midway through the last qtr.

So far I am 5/6. I should have tipped Geelong, but i dislike then too much.

Ize ziz fivefa too.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Well done Mr Panty Parts.

And Ize tipped ‘em too. 😁

That was a bit too close midway through the last qtr.

Yeah… I thought them Shockers of yours were playin’ ta lose it.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

YAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Yal all got ya footy tips in for the round?

Woodie said:

Yal all got ya footy tips in for the round?

yeah. not with any great confidence though.

why do I even bother?

3.11 FFS!

party_pants said:

why do I even bother?

3.11 FFS!

To satisfy your MSFOB* disorder, Mr Panty Parts..

*masochistic and self flagulatory obsessional behaviour disorder.

We are co-sufferers. There is no available treatment or cure..

hello peoples

monkey skipper said:

hello peoples

Oh…….. Thought we might have had another eager member of the MSFOB club.😁

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Woodie said:

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

I think I’m onefa now.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

YAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

If Mr panty parts et el turn up, tell them I’ve now retired from the footy tipping business, and will now stick my fingers in my ears and go “ting a ling a loo” at the mere mention of the words “footy tips” .

Onefa outa fivefa.

Woodie said:

If Mr panty parts et el turn up, tell them I’ve now retired from the footy tipping business, and will now stick my fingers in my ears and go “ting a ling a loo” at the mere mention of the words “footy tips” .

Onefa outa fivefa.

Somehow I’m only onefa too.

Ya’all got ya footy tips in?

I’m trying a new technique.

Change each one 5 mins before each game. 😁

Woodie said:

Ya’all got ya footy tips in?

I’m trying a new technique.

Change each one 5 mins before each game. 😁

Yes Mr Woodie, and I am sinking into an ever deeper hole by doing so.

I was thinking I’d be better off not putting any tips in of my own choosing and just going with the default picks.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Ya’all got ya footy tips in?

I’m trying a new technique.

Change each one 5 mins before each game. 😁

Yes Mr Woodie, and I am sinking into an ever deeper hole by doing so.

I was thinking I’d be better off not putting any tips in of my own choosing and just going with the default picks.

Looking like a wise move on my new technique’s first outing tonight, Mr Panty Parts. 😁

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Ya’all got ya footy tips in?

I’m trying a new technique.

Change each one 5 mins before each game. 😁

Yes Mr Woodie, and I am sinking into an ever deeper hole by doing so.

I was thinking I’d be better off not putting any tips in of my own choosing and just going with the default picks.

Looking like a wise move on my new technique’s first outing tonight, Mr Panty Parts. 😁

I forgot there was even a game on. Busy day at work, flopped down in a chair outside and stayed out there till the sun set. Only when I saw your post did I remeber there was a game on.

66 points up at 3/4 time, Mr Panty Parts.

Think we can call that one. Wadda ya reckon?.

Woodie said:

66 points up at 3/4 time, Mr Panty Parts.

Think we can call that one. Wadda ya reckon?.

Yep. I call it fucking rigged.

It’s like they look up my tips and match-fix the opposite outcome. Damn deep-state footballers.

Well, they’ve kicked a bloody cricket score now.

party_pants said:

Well, they’ve kicked a bloody cricket score now.

I put my margin in at 19 points.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Woodie said:

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

You didn’t change your tips for this one at the last minute then?

I am one-fa

Woodie said:

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Swannies, how I love you, how I love you
My dear old Swannies.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

You didn’t change your tips for this one at the last minute then?

I am one-fa

Nup. Not for my beautiful Swannies. 😁

Twofa outa twofa I is. 😁

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Swannies, how I love you, how I love you
My dear old Swannies.

That’s the idea, Parpyone. Sing it long and sing it loud!!

I knew I shoulda, Mr Panty Parts. I knew I shoulda applied my new tipping technique.

But I didn’t. Did I.

Tipped Saniters I did.

quote=Woodie]
I knew I shoulda, Mr Panty Parts. I knew I shoulda applied my new tipping technique.

But I didn’t. Did I.

Tipped Saniters I did.

I tipped the Freo random wide shooters. Frustrated the fuck out of all their supporters they did, but kicked inaccurately enough to still win. Yay 9.18 for a winning score! Coulda kicked a cricket score tonight but that would be too easy.

Wadda ya reckon of the Brisbane win?

a) emphatic
b) convincing
c) hiding
d) thrashing
e) shelaking
f) complete bollocking.

Woodie said:

Wadda ya reckon of the Brisbane win?

a) emphatic
b) convincing
c) hiding
d) thrashing
e) shelaking
f) complete bollocking.

I paid no attention to it in all honesty. but my general feeling is “overdue”, given their appalling start to the season after being one of the better teams last year.

Youze all got ya footy tips in for this week???

CAR’N SWAANIES!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Well one Swannies.

… another 8 points would have been nice :/

So are the Swannies now a much better team than they used to be?

party_pants said:

Well one Swannies.

… another 8 points would have been nice :/

Another 14 for me.

Bubblecar said:

So are the Swannies now a much better team than they used to be?

Every team has up and down cycles. the Swannies are currently on an up swing. So yeah, they’re good right now.

Bubblecar said:

So are the Swannies now a much better team than they used to be?

Best EVER start to the year, Parpone.10 wins and 1 loss. 😁

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

So are the Swannies now a much better team than they used to be?

Best EVER start to the year, Parpone.10 wins and 1 loss. 😁

Goodo. I expect to see them in the Grand Final, and performing better than their last appearance therein.

FMD Mr Panty Parts. I thought it was all over with 10 mins to go.

far canal

So i’m relieved and disappointed at the same time, but at least I got me tip.

I’m 2-fa

party_pants said:

So i’m relieved and disappointed at the same time, but at least I got me tip.

I’m 2-fa

mefa twofa as wellfa.

party_pants said:

So i’m relieved and disappointed at the same time, but at least I got me tip.

I’m 2-fa

Good crowd though, hey what but.

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

So i’m relieved and disappointed at the same time, but at least I got me tip.

I’m 2-fa

Good crowd though, hey what but.

Yeah, their crowds have been good this year. A few over 50,000 ths year and I think tonight was just shy of 55K.

i don’t have my part-time membership any more, but there was a time that the grounds were only just above half full.

Now look ‘ere you lot!!

Ya all got cha footy tips in for this week?

party_pants said:

fucking nun-fa.

I even got the margin last night. but the wrong team.

My new tipping system theory is working, Mr Panty Parts.

Did I change last night’s tip at the last minute? Nup = nunfa.
Did I change tonight’s tip at the last minute? Yep. = onefa.😁

WOO HOO!! I think I’m on to something, hey what but!!!

3-fa. Worst result in ages.

Hawthorn Geelong and Gold Coast.

It’s time again. Y’all got ya footy tips in?

I got twofa last week.

nun-fa. I thought Delayed would be a shoe-in on their home ground.

party_pants said:

nun-fa. I thought Delayed would be a shoe-in on their home ground.

Ditto. So did 94% of everyone else.

Ya heard it here first, Mr Panty Parts.

Just swapped me tip over.

Woodie said:

Ya heard it here first, Mr Panty Parts.

Just swapped me tip over.

Colours to the mast mate, name the team.

I’ve picked the B-Lions.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Ya heard it here first, Mr Panty Parts.

Just swapped me tip over.

Colours to the mast mate, name the team.

I’ve picked the B-Lions.

Thems is what i swapped it to. 😁

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Ya heard it here first, Mr Panty Parts.

Just swapped me tip over.

Colours to the mast mate, name the team.

I’ve picked the B-Lions.

Thems is what i swapped it to. 😁

hmmmmm….. p’raps I should change it back again. yeah….nah…..yeah???????

nah….

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Colours to the mast mate, name the team.

I’ve picked the B-Lions.

Thems is what i swapped it to. 😁

hmmmmm….. p’raps I should change it back again. yeah….nah…..yeah???????

nah….

whatever you want, but now you gotta tell us if you do.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Thems is what i swapped it to. 😁

hmmmmm….. p’raps I should change it back again. yeah….nah…..yeah???????

nah….

whatever you want, but now you gotta tell us if you do.

If I change mine, will you change yours?

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

hmmmmm….. p’raps I should change it back again. yeah….nah…..yeah???????

nah….

whatever you want, but now you gotta tell us if you do.

If I change mine, will you change yours?

Not necessarily.

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

hmmmmm….. p’raps I should change it back again. yeah….nah…..yeah???????

nah….

whatever you want, but now you gotta tell us if you do.

If I change mine, will you change yours?

You’ve got 4 minutes to make up ya mind. 😮

No change. let the game commence…..

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

whatever you want, but now you gotta tell us if you do.

If I change mine, will you change yours?

You’ve got 4 minutes to make up ya mind. 😮

Too late now!!! Ya stuck with it and so am I.

I am a glad person for not changing my tip.

party_pants said:

I am a glad person for not changing my tip.

I am a glad person for changing my tip.

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

I am a glad person for not changing my tip.

I am a glad person for changing my tip.

I’m happy you’re glad.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

YAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Only 2-fa so far. Was on the wrong end of all the close games yesterday.

party_pants said:

Only 2-fa so far. Was on the wrong end of all the close games yesterday.

FMD them Swannies can make it hard for ‘emsleves. Pussies kick the first six and had to play catch up footy AGAIN!!! Swannies didn’t kick their first until 14 min mark of the 2nd quarter!!!

The only onefa I got was the one I changed. (‘cept for Swannies!!)

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Only 2-fa so far. Was on the wrong end of all the close games yesterday.

FMD them Swannies can make it hard for ‘emsleves. Pussies kick the first six and had to play catch up footy AGAIN!!! Swannies didn’t kick their first until 14 min mark of the 2nd quarter!!!

The only onefa I got was the one I changed. (‘cept for Swannies!!)

was out this afternoon. Didn’t get to watch any of it. But Swannies was one of my two successful tips. The other was Brisbane.

Ya all got ya footy tips in for this week??

Better be quick. Ya got 3 minutes.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

They’d better CARN, I need the tip.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

They’d better CARN, I need the tip.

Ize tipped your mob today, Mr Panty Parts. And i didn’t change it.

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

They’d better CARN, I need the tip.

Ize tipped your mob today, Mr Panty Parts. And i didn’t change it.

Me too, and they let me own badly.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

They’d better CARN, I need the tip.

Ize tipped your mob today, Mr Panty Parts. And i didn’t change it.

Me too, and they let me down badly.

Yeah, what’s with that?

Sometimes they travel well, and other times they just give up.

Kingy said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Ize tipped your mob today, Mr Panty Parts. And i didn’t change it.

Me too, and they let me down badly.

Yeah, what’s with that?

Sometimes they travel well, and other times they just give up.

Dunno.

if i did know i’d be the highest paid coach in the land.

YAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Bloody ‘ell ya make it hard for yaselves. 23 points down and play catch up footy, AGAIN!!! Promptly go and kick 10 goals in a row!!

It’s footy tips time again. 😁

Better get ya tips in. Ain’t got long, ya know!!!

Woodie said:

It’s footy tips time again. 😁

Better get ya tips in. Ain’t got long, ya know!!!

id ‘em last night. I am in the habit now of making sure they are done by Thursday night.

But being a bye round this week there is no Thursday night game. Still I did them anyway.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

It’s footy tips time again. 😁

Better get ya tips in. Ain’t got long, ya know!!!

id ‘em last night. I am in the habit now of making sure they are done by Thursday night.

But being a bye round this week there is no Thursday night game. Still I did them anyway.

Ize tipped them blue boys. Should I change it?

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

It’s footy tips time again. 😁

Better get ya tips in. Ain’t got long, ya know!!!

id ‘em last night. I am in the habit now of making sure they are done by Thursday night.

But being a bye round this week there is no Thursday night game. Still I did them anyway.

Ize tipped them blue boys. Should I change it?

Fckin don’t ask me for tippung advice

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

id ‘em last night. I am in the habit now of making sure they are done by Thursday night.

But being a bye round this week there is no Thursday night game. Still I did them anyway.

Ize tipped them blue boys. Should I change it?

Fckin don’t ask me for tippung advice

.
Well…., Too late now anyway, hey what but

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Ize tipped them blue boys. Should I change it?

Fckin don’t ask me for tippung advice

.
Well…., Too late now anyway, hey what but

Yep. I’ve gone for Cartlon.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Fckin don’t ask me for tippung advice

.
Well…., Too late now anyway, hey what but

Yep. I’ve gone for Cartlon.

I picked a margin of only 14 points. this could be a blow-out.

party_pants said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

.
Well…., Too late now anyway, hey what but

Yep. I’ve gone for Cartlon.

I picked a margin of only 14 points. this could be a blow-out.

I picked a margin of 3.

63 points in the end. Not a small margin.

Onefa…….. but one minute off being nunfa!!

Woodie said:

Onefa…….. but one minute off being nunfa!!

Me too.

i turned the TV on just at the beginning of the 2nd Q. BLions had a big lead, but then within a few minutes they were behind. So I turned it off thinking my watching the game was somehow bad luck.

Turns out i was correct. They came from behind to snatch victory.

So i missed the game but got the tip.

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

Onefa…….. but one minute off being nunfa!!

Me too.

i turned the TV on just at the beginning of the 2nd Q. BLions had a big lead, but then within a few minutes they were behind. So I turned it off thinking my watching the game was somehow bad luck.

Turns out i was correct. They came from behind to snatch victory.

So i missed the game but got the tip.

I missed half of it. Had a bit of a nooze on the couch, Ize did.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Oh, gawd, he’s found the TV remote.

BUGGRIT!!!

Woodie said:

BUGGRIT!!!

Did your favourite team lose?

Michael V said:

Woodie said:

BUGGRIT!!!

Did your favourite team lose?

no :)

fucking 2-fa :(

party_pants said:

fucking 2-fa :(

You’d be threefa if you’d have supported your own boys!!

Who hasn’t put their footy tips in? Better get a wriggle on!!

Looks like nearly a full house at the MCG again.

Don’t think anyone there is wearing shorts and fluffy slippers.

Hey!!! You Bomber boys!!

Slow down a bit wills ya?

I tipped ya, but not by that much!!!

WOO HOO!!

Well done Bomber boys, and Ize tipped ya too. 3 points off me margin to boot!! . 😁

Woodie said:

WOO HOO!!

Well done Bomber boys, and Ize tipped ya too. 3 points off me margin to boot!! . 😁

Bastard fuckers.

I name them as enemies and I covet their donkeys.

Wadda ya reckon of this for a worm Mr Panty Parts!!

…… and they just kicked another one!!

When thems Blue Boys were 39 points up, I thought that my tip would be safe.😮

Woodie said:

Wadda ya reckon of this for a worm Mr Panty Parts!!

…… and they just kicked another one!!

When thems Blue Boys were 39 points up, I thought that my tip would be safe.😮

I’m still bloody one-fa as of now. I tipped Carlyton so there’s another one bites the dust. I can’t catch up on the leaders now.

Almost forgot…….

CAR’N SWANNIES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

That was a disgusting display of footy Swannies. Woeful..

Get a wriggle on you lot.

Ya got 2 mins to get ya footy tips in.

WOO HOO!!

Onefa.!! Exactermont on the margin too!!

Onya pussies!!

What more could ya want in life. Footy on the teev, Cosy fire, comfy doona, piping hot PNM soup, and best of all? Collingwood gets beat!! 😁

Woodie said:

WOO HOO!!

Onefa.!! Exactermont on the margin too!!

Onya pussies!!

What more could ya want in life. Footy on the teev, Cosy fire, comfy doona, piping hot PNM soup, and best of all? Collingwood gets beat!! 😁

1 point off the margin. Dang!

CAR’N SWANNES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

It’s that time of the week again.

Footy tips time. Be quick!!

It all starts in few minnies. 😁

Woodie said:

It’s that time of the week again.

Footy tips time. Be quick!!

It all starts in few minnies. 😁

I done ‘em last night Mr Woodie.

Damned if I can remember today who I tipped though, without looking it up.

piss
fuck
shit
bloody

I been watching Le Tour because i thought the Bummers had this.

party_pants said:

piss
fuck
shit
bloody

I been watching Le Tour because i thought the Bummers had this.

Bummers didn’t have it after about half way through the first quarter, then had a think about it again in the third.

……….. and I nodded off again.

CAR’N SWANNNIES!!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNNIES!!!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

CAR’N BRISBANIANS!!!!!! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

FUGGIT!!

1 point, 2 points, 2 points and 5 points for 4 losses this year.

🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈

Nearly time again this week.

Get ya footy tips in is my tip. 😁

Cuppla minnies is all ya got, hey what but!!

Buggrit!!!

And ya know what, Mr Panty Parts?

2 mins before the game, they said David McKay (Carlton) wasn’t playing.

So I changed my tip to Poor Dadelaide. Then with a minute to go, I thought……….. “ummmmm nah” and changed it back again.

Woodie said:

Buggrit!!!

And ya know what, Mr Panty Parts?

2 mins before the game, they said David McKay (Carlton) wasn’t playing.

So I changed my tip to Poor Dadelaide. Then with a minute to go, I thought……….. “ummmmm nah” and changed it back again.

I picked Carlton last Sunday night when did my tips. Looked at a few of the others this afternoon an umm-ed and ahhh-ed. But this one was a dead cert. Didn’t even consider changing it.

So I’m nun-fa too.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Five mins in and they’re getting shat on already. 🙄

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

I tipped ‘em this week. A bit car’ning might be the order of the day!

FUFFUX ACHE!!!

Getting a complete and utter bollocking they are. A shellacing.

Quarter time? 35 to 1.

Top of the ladder? They lose this, and that’s lost 4 of the last 5.

That’s bottom of the ladder performance, that is. Shitfull..

Woodie said:

FUFFUX ACHE!!!

Getting a complete and utter bollocking they are. A shellacing.

Quarter time? 35 to 1.

Top of the ladder? They lose this, and that’s lost 4 of the last 5.

That’s bottom of the ladder performance, that is. Shitfull..

Bloody.

Think I’ll go watch a plank warp.

My tips for this week are looking a bit dismal.

party_pants said:

My tips for this week are looking a bit dismal.

Same can be said of Swannies. Dismal.

So embarrassing, Swannies, that they’ve taken the score off the TV screen.

Phooey.

Woodie said:

Phooey.

You didn’t CAR’N loudly enough.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Phooey.

You didn’t CAR’N loudly enough.

More like CAR’N ardly play footy.

WOO HOO!!

Onefa!! At last!!

Woodie said:

WOO HOO!!

Onefa!! At last!!

Me too. But a bit short on the margin, I tipped only 42 and they won by plenty more.

A bit late to the party, but this is what North Melbourne and Richmond were playing for today.

May the worst team lose!

CAR’N SWANNIES!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

NOT!!!!

They’ve done it again!!!.

15 mins in and it’s 32 to nuttin. I said nuttin!!!!

This’ll mean lost 4 of their last 5. Yet will still remain top of the ladder.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

NOT!!!!

They’ve done it again!!!.

15 mins in and it’s 32 to nuttin. I said nuttin!!!!

This’ll mean lost 4 of their last 5. Yet will still remain top of the ladder.

Let’s make that 38 to nuttin. Big fat zero. Zilch.

Game over.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

NOT!!!!

They’ve done it again!!!.

15 mins in and it’s 32 to nuttin. I said nuttin!!!!

This’ll mean lost 4 of their last 5. Yet will still remain top of the ladder.

We’ve got black & white vs navy blue & white on the TV here. Just about unwatchable and I’m on the point of switching it off.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

NOT!!!!

They’ve done it again!!!.

15 mins in and it’s 32 to nuttin. I said nuttin!!!!

This’ll mean lost 4 of their last 5. Yet will still remain top of the ladder.

Let’s make that 38 to nuttin. Big fat zero. Zilch.

Game over.

45 to nuttin……………………….

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

NOT!!!!

They’ve done it again!!!.

15 mins in and it’s 32 to nuttin. I said nuttin!!!!

This’ll mean lost 4 of their last 5. Yet will still remain top of the ladder.

Let’s make that 38 to nuttin. Big fat zero. Zilch.

Game over.

45 to nuttin……………………….

51 to nuttin………………

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Let’s make that 38 to nuttin. Big fat zero. Zilch.

Game over.

45 to nuttin……………………….

51 to nuttin………………

Have you ever considered backing a better team?

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Let’s make that 38 to nuttin. Big fat zero. Zilch.

Game over.

45 to nuttin……………………….

51 to nuttin………………

58 to nuttin………………

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

45 to nuttin……………………….

51 to nuttin………………

Have you ever considered backing a better team?

They’re on top of the ladder, Parpyone.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

45 to nuttin……………………….

51 to nuttin………………

58 to nuttin………………

64 to nuttin ………

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

51 to nuttin………………

Have you ever considered backing a better team?

They’re on top of the ladder, Parpyone.

Ah, well there you are then.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

51 to nuttin………………

58 to nuttin………………

64 to nuttin ………

70 to nuttin ……….

71 to 1 now – the comeback is on!

party_pants said:

71 to 1 now – the comeback is on!

……. and we didn’t even kick that!!! Twas a “rushed” one by them.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

58 to nuttin………………

64 to nuttin ………

70 to nuttin ……….

94 to 9 ……………

I didn’t get my tips in in time for the Doggies vs Melbourne but assumed that it picks the hopme team in that eventuality. Alas no. What gives?

Witty Rejoinder said:

I didn’t get my tips in in time for the Doggies vs Melbourne but assumed that it picks the hopme team in that eventuality. Alas no. What gives?

In the AFL Footy Tips comp, if you don’t tip, you get the away team.

You know, No tip, no “home ground advantage”. So you get the “away” team by default.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

64 to nuttin ………

70 to nuttin ……….

94 to 9 ……………

Wow, I didn’t get to follow the games this weekend. Just catching up now. What a floggin’ :/

CAR’N SWANNIES!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Think I’ll have a nooze and come back when it’s all over.

FM bloody D!!!!

They’re in front!!

Woodie said:

FM bloody D!!!!

They’re in front!!

Fucking typical. First time in 6 werks I don’t tip them and the bloody win.

Fuck the Swannies for a bunch of cunts!
I bet they look up my tipping for the week and do the opposite.

Woodie said:

FM bloody D!!!!

They’re in front!!

Where the bloody ‘ell have you been, Swannies, for the last 8 games and three quarters.

Win by 3 points after being 28 points down a 3/4 time.

WOO HOO! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

FM bloody D!!!!

They’re in front!!

Fucking typical. First time in 6 werks I don’t tip them and the bloody win.

Fuck the Swannies for a bunch of cunts!
I bet they look up my tipping for the week and do the opposite.

I told everyone I wasn’t gunna tip ‘em. I came this —-><——— close to not tippin’ ‘em.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

FM bloody D!!!!

They’re in front!!

Where the bloody ‘ell have you been, Swannies, for the last 8 games and three quarters.

Win by 3 points after being 28 points down a 3/4 time.

WOO HOO! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

I tipped the Swannies to win by 3 points. :)

Kingy said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

FM bloody D!!!!

They’re in front!!

Where the bloody ‘ell have you been, Swannies, for the last 8 games and three quarters.

Win by 3 points after being 28 points down a 3/4 time.

WOO HOO! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

I tipped the Swannies to win by 3 points. :)

I hope a black swan shits on your head :p

party_pants said:

Kingy said:

Woodie said:

Where the bloody ‘ell have you been, Swannies, for the last 8 games and three quarters.

Win by 3 points after being 28 points down a 3/4 time.

WOO HOO! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

I tipped the Swannies to win by 3 points. :)

I hope a black swan shits on your head :p

It did. I lost the next 6 tips in a row.

Kingy said:

party_pants said:

Kingy said:

I tipped the Swannies to win by 3 points. :)

I hope a black swan shits on your head :p

It did. I lost the next 6 tips in a row.

Fourfa outa ninefa for me.

Kingy said:

party_pants said:

Kingy said:

I tipped the Swannies to win by 3 points. :)

I hope a black swan shits on your head :p

It did. I lost the next 6 tips in a row.

My tipping was hopeless. After last night I went and change my tips. I had orginally tipped Hawthorn, but I changed it back to Carlton :(

CAR’N SWANNIES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!! ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️💕

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Swannies have done some good CAR’Ning tonight. I won’t chuck ‘em in the dam just yet.

Woodie said:

YAYAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!!! ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️💕

But yas done it again, Swannies.🙄

Behind at half time. Then 12.4 to 4.6 after half time!!

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Swannies have done some good CAR’Ning tonight. I won’t chuck ‘em in the dam just yet.

I was gunna chuck ‘em in the dam at half time…………… and hold ‘em under ta boot!!

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Woodie said:

CAR’N SWANNIES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Swannies have done some good CAR’Ning tonight. I won’t chuck ‘em in the dam just yet.

I was gunna chuck ‘em in the dam at half time…………… and hold ‘em under ta boot!!

A good result all round; given that you’re such a patient and reasonable fellow.

CAR’N SWANNIES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

Sooo…

How the tipping going?

I almost forgot!!

YAYAYAYAYAY FOR SWANNIES!!! 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

(for last night)

If you see Mr Panty Parts, Carlton just did his Shockers a favour. Carlton lost by 2 points.

Mr Panty Parts,

You sorting the Footy Tips again this year?

Woodie said:

Mr Panty Parts,

You sorting the Footy Tips again this year?

Yeah. Thanks. I completely forgot. We only got the work one sorted out today.