
lol.

lol.
JudgeMental said:
lol.
Yeah But Who Are The Fascist Billionaires Now
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
lol.
Yeah But Who Are The Fascist Billionaires Now
well, two aren’t.
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
lol.
Yeah But Who Are The Fascist Billionaires Now
For the benefit of anyone else out there who forgets stuff that really deserves to be remembered:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:JudgeMental said:
lol.
Yeah But Who Are The Fascist Billionaires Now
For the benefit of anyone else out there who forgets stuff that really deserves to be remembered:
TIL.
Thanks.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:Yeah But Who Are The Fascist Billionaires Now
For the benefit of anyone else out there who forgets stuff that really deserves to be remembered:
TIL.
Thanks.

captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:For the benefit of anyone else out there who forgets stuff that really deserves to be remembered:
TIL.
Thanks.
Yet more Bingeing required for that, even though I’ve seen Blazing Saddles more than once (and actually remember bits of it).


OCDC said:
but is she red and is she a queen
OCDC said:
I totally agree.

sarahs mum said:
:)


dv said:
LOL
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:Yeah But Who Are The Fascist Billionaires Now
For the benefit of anyone else out there who forgets stuff that really deserves to be remembered:
TIL.
Thanks.
Very interesting person.

dv said:
Nice…

OCDC said:
is that kemal otter turk?
OCDC said:
Dear oh dear.
JudgeMental said:
OCDC said:
is that kemal otter turk?
FMD
Peak Warming Man said:
OCDC said:FMD PWM is my mum!Dear oh dear.
OCDC said:
Peak Warming Man said:And I saw your FMD after submitting my own.OCDC said:FMD PWM is my mum!Dear oh dear.
now do udder pradesh
dv said:
LOL

purulent
JudgeMental said:
Omfg


This is going straight on my Bumble profile



dv said:
JudgeMental said:
Omfg
(y)

My post from 7 years ago.
Sometimes I forget how funny I am.
dv said:
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My post from 7 years ago.
Sometimes I forget how funny I am.
I shall ponder that as I go about my business this morning.


dv said:
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My post from 7 years ago.
Sometimes I forget how funny I am.
Having metallic fillings probably wouldn’t make much difference to your life expectancy within that distance. 3MT is likely to tear your molecules apart and turn you into a faint smear.
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74

esselte said:
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74
esselte said:
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74
wait so they ¿ invented PrtScn as well
Tamb said:
esselte said:
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74
Ctrl x
Shift-Del
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
esselte said:
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74
Ctrl xShift-Del
esselte said:
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74
Well that one does seem to be never-ending.
SCIENCE said:
esselte said:
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74
wait so they ¿ invented PrtScn as well
We’re all about Windows logo key + Shift + S these days.
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
Ctrl x
Shift-Del
Are you a covert Apple person?
DOS
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:
Shift-Del
Are you a covert Apple person?
DOS


JudgeMental said:
Would have been better with a cat…
JudgeMental said:
Damn




dv said:
Heh.
I wonder if there is any plant equivalent of happiness.
dv said:
:)


Kingy said:
I had been wondering why she got zero points.
So, i watched the video of her dance.
I’m no expert on break-dancing, but i saw a number of exhibitions of it in Sydney streets in the 1980s.
Based on that admittedly limited base of reference, i would have judged the young lady’s effort as ‘really?’, and i see no reason disagree with the score that was awarded.


fsm said:
i cant work it out.
sarahs mum said:
fsm said:
i cant work it out.
It’s the cut out hole for lifting the box.
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
fsm said:
i cant work it out.
It’s the cut out hole for lifting the box.
thank you. that works.
sarahs mum said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:i cant work it out.
It’s the cut out hole for lifting the box.
thank you. that works.
+1



Spiny Norman said:
I earthworks has taught me anything, it’s a tree root.
Spiny Norman said:
Yair. Tree roots.


OCDC said:
That sounds like the deadly dancer.
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Yair. Tree roots.
You guys can say what you like.
I’m waiting for Arts to have a look.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Yair. Tree roots.
You guys can say what you like.
I’m waiting for Arts to have a look.
:)

dv said:
Is that your work?
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Is that your work?
No
dv said:
Bela Lugosi would have made a very eccentric Holmes.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Bela Lugosi would have made a very eccentric Holmes.
I’ll tell you one anomalous thing, which is that I’ve not seen the 1994 Frankenstein movie. I’m normally a big Branagh completist.
Yes, I know it isn’t true, but…

Bogsnorkler said:
Yes, I know it isn’t true, but…
But it doesn’t say NOTFURFÜKENON.
dv said:
I’ll tell you one anomalous thing, which is that I’ve not seen the 1994 Frankenstein movie. I’m normally a big Branagh completist.



dv said:
Huh?
Evangelion was just a redacted version of the gospel of Luke that the Marcionites used. With all the references to the old testament and fulfillment of prophecies removed.
Some scholars even argue that this was the original version of Luke, and that all the “omitted” parts were actually later additions.
Of course it was all declared heresy by church fathers in the late second century onwards.
party_pants said:
dv said:
Huh?
Evangelion was just a redacted version of the gospel of Luke that the Marcionites used. With all the references to the old testament and fulfillment of prophecies removed.
Some scholars even argue that this was the original version of Luke, and that all the “omitted” parts were actually later additions.
Of course it was all declared heresy by church fathers in the late second century onwards.
The ‘meme’ might have more to do with this:
Neon Genesis Evangelion
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
dv said:
Huh?
Evangelion was just a redacted version of the gospel of Luke that the Marcionites used. With all the references to the old testament and fulfillment of prophecies removed.
Some scholars even argue that this was the original version of Luke, and that all the “omitted” parts were actually later additions.
Of course it was all declared heresy by church fathers in the late second century onwards.
The ‘meme’ might have more to do with this:
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Good lord. That genre is not part of my culture.
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:Huh?
Evangelion was just a redacted version of the gospel of Luke that the Marcionites used. With all the references to the old testament and fulfillment of prophecies removed.
Some scholars even argue that this was the original version of Luke, and that all the “omitted” parts were actually later additions.
Of course it was all declared heresy by church fathers in the late second century onwards.
The ‘meme’ might have more to do with this:
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Good lord. That genre is not part of my culture.
Nor mine, really.
But, There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy’, or mine.
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:The ‘meme’ might have more to do with this:
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Good lord. That genre is not part of my culture.
Nor mine, really.
But, There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy’, or mine.
I was a closet Marcionite before becoming atheist.
Challenger hit, possibly.
6:40 secs in

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A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman,
‘Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?’
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed.
In walks the rabbit and says, ‘A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.’
The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.
The next night there is standing room only in the pub.
Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.
The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year
In walks the rabbit and says, ‘A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.’
The barman says, ‘I’m sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties.’
The rabbit looks aghast.
The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says,
‘We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie.
The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, ‘Are you sure I will like it.’
The crowd’s bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.
The barman, with a roguish smile says, ‘Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you’ll love it.’
‘Ok,’ says the rabbit, ‘I’ll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.’
The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.
He then waves to the crowd and leaves….
NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.
When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar.
The barman says, ‘Who are you?
To which he is answered,
‘I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.’
The barman says, ‘I remember you. You made me famous.
You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.’
The rabbit says, ‘Yes I know.’
The barman said, ‘I remember, on your last night we didn’t have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.’
The rabbit said, ‘Yes, you promised me that I would love it.’
The barman said, ‘You never came back, what happened?’
‘I DIED’, said the rabbit.
‘NO!’ said the barman. ‘What from?’
After a short pause, the rabbit said …
‘Mixin-me-toasties


An Goldie But A Kookie

A United States
(A short video)

dv said:
Carry on my Wayward Son was a Supernatural fight the boss song they had at the end of most seasons

fsm said:
Neat.
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Neat.
use the core of a tape tool
fsm said:
QLD cops would have you tasered and face-down on the roadside for using a non-securely mounted hands-free system.

OCDC said:
DV give OCDC her handle back!

fsm said:
Good one.

At the Barstow Air show, a TIE fighter malfunctioned during a
high-performance manoeuvre, causing the pilot to eject. The
TIE fighter spiralled uncontrollably and landed in a sand dune.
TIE = Twin Ion Engines.
Fagradalsfjall volcano in Iceland, it doesn’t look happy.

And …



Utterly infallible.
Spiny Norman said:
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Utterly infallible.
I’d be tempted to answer ‘yes’, just to see what happens, and ask them if anyone else has ever said ‘yes’.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Utterly infallible.
I’d be tempted to answer ‘yes’, just to see what happens, and ask them if anyone else has ever said ‘yes’.
just make sure your house insurance is up to date. especially front door replacement cover.
Bogsnorkler said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Utterly infallible.
I’d be tempted to answer ‘yes’, just to see what happens, and ask them if anyone else has ever said ‘yes’.
just make sure your house insurance is up to date. especially front door replacement cover.
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Utterly infallible.
I’d be tempted to answer ‘yes’, just to see what happens, and ask them if anyone else has ever said ‘yes’.
just make sure your house insurance is up to date. especially front door replacement cover.
Well, i think that they ought to go after the people who answer ‘no’, because isn’t that just what a terrorist would say?!!! Huh?
fsm said:
:)
Michael V said:
fsm said:
:)
It has been here before, that image.



roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
:)
It has been here before, that image.
Quantum Tunneling

Vanessa Stockard (Australian artist b. 1975)
“Another Day, Another Chair” – 2022
Oil on dibond panel
30 × 30 cm


fsm said:
awful.

sarahs mum said:
fsm said:
awful.
Another stupid joke about women 🙄

kii said:
sarahs mum said:
fsm said:
awful.
Another stupid joke about women 🙄
At Least It’s Not Racist ¡
Wait We Thought It Was A Joke About Men
Dark Orange said:
What if you do all of those, do you get a score of 630 ¿
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
awful.
Another stupid joke about women 🙄
At Least It’s Not Racist ¡
Wait We Thought It Was A Joke About Men
Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Dark Orange said:
Good. I only do the bird watching bit and sporadically rather than regularly.
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
awful.
Another stupid joke about women 🙄
At Least It’s Not Racist ¡
Wait We Thought It Was A Joke About Men
There was gender specifity both ways.
ruby said:
SCIENCE said:kii said:
Another stupid joke about women 🙄
At Least It’s Not Racist ¡
Wait We Thought It Was A Joke About Men
Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
SCIENCE said:
At Least It’s Not Racist ¡
Wait We Thought It Was A Joke About Men
Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.

SCIENCE said:
Dark Orange said:
What if you do all of those, do you get a score of 630 ¿
Yes, but no girlfriend.
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
SCIENCE said:At Least It’s Not Racist ¡
Wait We Thought It Was A Joke About Men
Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
Roughie, you make jokes like that.
I have lived with this sort of punching down. The sort of punching down that doesn’t leave bruises but definitely leave their own scars.
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
SCIENCE said:At Least It’s Not Racist ¡
Wait We Thought It Was A Joke About Men
Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
But so many men still laugh at this crap, thinking it’s clever. How about asking men who use this humour what they mean by it. Ask for an explanation.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
But so many men still laugh at this crap, thinking it’s clever. How about asking men who use this humour what they mean by it. Ask for an explanation.
we mean like any art the beauty of it is in the beholder and when notracism is mixed with notsexism the focus of the audience on notone or nottheother demonstrates their own underlying notprejudices lol rcr ahahahaha hilarious funny jest
kii said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
But so many men still laugh at this crap, thinking it’s clever. How about asking men who use this humour what they mean by it. Ask for an explanation.
People interpret jokes differently depending on the context they take or make the joke in.
It’s something I first really became aware of years ago when that Scottish guy taught his girlfriends cute little doggy to do Nazi salutes and get excited whenever someone said “Gas the Jews”.
To me, this was a funny mockery of Nazi’s. To others it was an outrageous endorsement of that terrible regime.
I’m Scottish, as is my sister, my mother and my father. None of them would be offended by the joke that prompted this particular discussion. I am not offended by it because I see it as nothing more than gentle mockery of a stereotype – like jokes about NZ’rs fucking sheep. I’ve also spent my whole life around “strong women”. Both my grandmothers had careers, not just jobs but actual life-long careers with promotions that saw them rise in the ranks, respected by their peers etc. My mother worked her whole life (other than maternity leave). My sister, before having her children drove 200 tonne dump trucks at the Kalgoorlie mine. My 8 year old niece plays footy on weekends in a mixed girl/boy local team and is a valued member of that team. None of these women were/are meek or mild or timid or anything like that. They all kick arse and don’t take shit from anyone. All my female friends, girlfriends etc have been the same. I don’t really have a personal context for understanding women who feel disempowered or disenfranchised by the patriarchal disposition of society because I’ve never spent much time around women like that.
So if I laugh at a joke about “spades and clubs rather than hearts and diamonds” it’s not because I think bashing women is funny, it’s because the idea that women can’t be anything but victims is absurd to me and the joke highlights that absurdity, in the same way that a fluffy little terrier saluting Hitler highlights the absurdity of Nazi ideologies.
In the interests of balance:
Scotsmen in TV (Sean Batty, TV meteorologist)

Scotsmen in movies:

Scotsmen in real life:

(Honestly, you can do this for any nationality, it’s likeshooting fish in a barrel.)
captain_spalding said:
In the interests of balance:
Scotsmen in TV (Sean Batty, TV meteorologist)
Scotsmen in movies:
Scotsmen in real life:
(Honestly, you can do this for any nationality, it’s likeshooting fish in a barrel.)
Fish¿ That’s nonbinaryist¡ Violence against transpisces is never acceptable.
esselte said:
that Scottish guy taught his girlfriends cute little doggy to do Nazi salutes and get excited whenever someone said “Gas the Jews”.To me, this was a funny
Good point, jokes should be interpreted in context, we hear that vapourise the ethnics line around our circles all the time, that makes it hilarious.
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
SCIENCE said:At Least It’s Not Racist ¡
Wait We Thought It Was A Joke About Men
Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
Roughie, do you know the connotations of saying that?
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
Roughie, do you know the connotations of saying that?
The connotations are whatever the person who said it intend them to be, so Roughie is the only person who knows the connotations in that particular context.
SCIENCE said:
esselte said:
that Scottish guy taught his girlfriends cute little doggy to do Nazi salutes and get excited whenever someone said “Gas the Jews”.To me, this was a funny
Good point, jokes should be interpreted in context, we hear that vapourise the ethnics line around our circles all the time, that makes it hilarious.
You see, I could take SCIENCE’s removal of all context when quoting me and the strawmanning of my position as offensive and start spitting chips at him, or I could appreciate the irony he is using as a jokey riff on the post I made, extending and supporting my point, and give him an LOL. Although I don’t actually know which of these he is doing, I tend to think he is being clever because my over all impression of him is that he is a clever person.
Whether I feel offended or have a little chuckle is a result of my perspective, the context that I take his post in.
So, LOL. Nice one SCIENCE. :)
esselte said:
SCIENCE said:esselte said:
that Scottish guy taught his girlfriends cute little doggy to do Nazi salutes and get excited whenever someone said “Gas the Jews”.To me, this was a funny
Good point, jokes should be interpreted in context, we hear that vapourise the ethnics line around our circles all the time, that makes it hilarious.
You see, I could take SCIENCE’s removal of all context when quoting me and the strawmanning of my position as offensive and start spitting chips at him, or I could appreciate the irony he is using as a jokey riff on the post I made, extending and supporting my point, and give him an LOL. Although I don’t actually know which of these he is doing, I tend to think he is being clever because my over all impression of him is that he is a clever person.
Whether I feel offended or have a little chuckle is a result of my perspective, the context that I take his post in.
So, LOL. Nice one SCIENCE. :)
You sure read my NS article quickly :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
Roughie, do you know the connotations of saying that?
The connotations are whatever the person who said it intend them to be, so Roughie is the only person who knows the connotations in that particular context.
In the wider context though. I believe roughie would be unaware of its use in online discussions. I don’t think roughie is that type of person who would use it with that meaning.
esselte said:
SCIENCE said:esselte said:
that Scottish guy taught his girlfriends cute little doggy to do Nazi salutes and get excited whenever someone said “Gas the Jews”.To me, this was a funny
Good point, jokes should be interpreted in context, we hear that vapourise the ethnics line around our circles all the time, that makes it hilarious.
You see, I could take SCIENCE’s removal of all context when quoting me and the strawmanning of my position as offensive and start spitting chips at him, or I could appreciate the irony he is using as a jokey riff on the post I made, extending and supporting my point, and give him an LOL. Although I don’t actually know which of these he is doing, I tend to think he is being clever because my over all impression of him is that he is a clever person.
Whether I feel offended or have a little chuckle is a result of my perspective, the context that I take his post in.
So, LOL. Nice one SCIENCE. :)
Science loves irony. Just hard sometimes decyphering what he’s saying.
The Rev Dodgson said:
esselte said:
SCIENCE said:Good point, jokes should be interpreted in context, we hear that vapourise the ethnics line around our circles all the time, that makes it hilarious.
You see, I could take SCIENCE’s removal of all context when quoting me and the strawmanning of my position as offensive and start spitting chips at him, or I could appreciate the irony he is using as a jokey riff on the post I made, extending and supporting my point, and give him an LOL. Although I don’t actually know which of these he is doing, I tend to think he is being clever because my over all impression of him is that he is a clever person.
Whether I feel offended or have a little chuckle is a result of my perspective, the context that I take his post in.
So, LOL. Nice one SCIENCE. :)
You sure read my NS article quickly :)
It was tl;dr
I didn’t agree with the conclusion though.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
Roughie, do you know the connotations of saying that?
The connotations are whatever the person who said it intend them to be, so Roughie is the only person who knows the connotations in that particular context.
so communication should favour the source and not the recipient
Ian said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
esselte said:You see, I could take SCIENCE’s removal of all context when quoting me and the strawmanning of my position as offensive and start spitting chips at him, or I could appreciate the irony he is using as a jokey riff on the post I made, extending and supporting my point, and give him an LOL. Although I don’t actually know which of these he is doing, I tend to think he is being clever because my over all impression of him is that he is a clever person.
Whether I feel offended or have a little chuckle is a result of my perspective, the context that I take his post in.
So, LOL. Nice one SCIENCE. :)
You sure read my NS article quickly :)
It was tl;dr
I didn’t agree with the conclusion though.
Why not?
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Roughie, do you know the connotations of saying that?
The connotations are whatever the person who said it intend them to be, so Roughie is the only person who knows the connotations in that particular context.
so communication should favour the source and not the recipient
I’m not sure what the source meant by that, so I won’t comment.
esselte said:
SCIENCE said:
could be anyone who said:
that Scottish guy taught his girlfriends cute little doggy to do Nazi salutes and get excited whenever someone said “Gas the Jews”.To me, this was a funny
Good point, jokes should be interpreted in context, we hear that vapourise the ethnics line around our circles all the time, that makes it hilarious.
You see, I could take SCIENCE’s removal of all context when quoting me and the strawmanning of my position as offensive and start spitting chips at him, or I could appreciate the irony he is using as a jokey riff on the post I made, extending and supporting my point, and give him an LOL. Although I don’t actually know which of these he is doing, I tend to think he is being clever because my over all impression of him is that he is a clever person.
Whether I feel offended or have a little chuckle is a result of my perspective, the context that I take his post in.
So, LOL. Nice one SCIENCE. :)
Thanks but we weren’t removing meaningful context or strawmanning or asserting offence or trying to be clever, we were literally as stated pointing out that in our communities, we hear calls to “vapourise the ethnics” all the time, so acting fascist around those lines was actually entertaining. Or the opposite because, you know, sarcasm is also entertainment.
Whether people take that further as a statement of what some communities are like, or are not like, is up to the audiencepeople.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Ian said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
You sure read my NS article quickly :)
It was tl;dr
I didn’t agree with the conclusion though.
Why not?
because we believe that at least in good communication (if Not All Communication anyway) the source of communication should respect the perspective of the recipient
I didn’t see anything in the Scottish photos thing. No joke, nothing. Just three people with red hair. I used to have a red beard, and the ends of my hair went red after it got longer than shoulder-length. But then, I am often not good at getting jokes, and I am not offended by red hair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/C-z2EQrOSW_/?
Michael V said:
I didn’t see anything in the Scottish photos thing. No joke, nothing. Just three people with red hair. I used to have a red beard, and the ends of my hair went red after it got longer than shoulder-length. But then, I am often not good at getting jokes, and I am not offended by red hair.
We saw that media portray women a certain biased way, and memememes portray women and bias a certain biased way, and portrayals have truthlike elements to them and portrayals have untruthlike elements to them.
Michael V said:
I didn’t see anything in the Scottish photos thing. No joke, nothing. Just three people with red hair. I used to have a red beard, and the ends of my hair went red after it got longer than shoulder-length. But then, I am often not good at getting jokes, and I am not offended by red hair.
Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
I didn’t get the point either, if it had one.
From other peoples’ responses I’m guessing that it’s about discussion of trans-sexual people being quite prominent in Scotland, but it may well be something else entirely.

The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
I didn’t see anything in the Scottish photos thing. No joke, nothing. Just three people with red hair. I used to have a red beard, and the ends of my hair went red after it got longer than shoulder-length. But then, I am often not good at getting jokes, and I am not offended by red hair.
Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
I didn’t get the point either, if it had one.
From other peoples’ responses I’m guessing that it’s about discussion of trans-sexual people being quite prominent in Scotland, but it may well be something else entirely.
no, the original meme was suggesting that despite the way they are portrayed in the media, “in real life” Scottish woman are big and burly and look like men. At least, that’s the way I interpreted it.
diddly-squat said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
I didn’t see anything in the Scottish photos thing. No joke, nothing. Just three people with red hair. I used to have a red beard, and the ends of my hair went red after it got longer than shoulder-length. But then, I am often not good at getting jokes, and I am not offended by red hair.
Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
I didn’t get the point either, if it had one.
From other peoples’ responses I’m guessing that it’s about discussion of trans-sexual people being quite prominent in Scotland, but it may well be something else entirely.
no, the original meme was suggesting that despite the way they are portrayed in the media, “in real life” Scottish woman are big and burly and look like men. At least, that’s the way I interpreted it.
Yeah, but that’s just stupid.
(The “meme” that is, not you)
Bogsnorkler said:
I’ve always thought the Four Fundamental Tenants were better

ruby said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
Roughie, you make jokes like that.
I have lived with this sort of punching down. The sort of punching down that doesn’t leave bruises but definitely leave their own scars.
I didn’t make the joke. I’m only saying that some men don’t fit that mould.
The Rev Dodgson said:
diddly-squat said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
I didn’t get the point either, if it had one.
From other peoples’ responses I’m guessing that it’s about discussion of trans-sexual people being quite prominent in Scotland, but it may well be something else entirely.
no, the original meme was suggesting that despite the way they are portrayed in the media, “in real life” Scottish woman are big and burly and look like men. At least, that’s the way I interpreted it.
Yeah, but that’s just stupid.
(The “meme” that is, not you)
well yes… and I expect, given the responses, that particular view is shared by more than just you and I.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Yeah, but that’s just stupid.
(The “meme” that is, not you)
It is.
Perhaps the point is that all those representations are just as unrepresentative of reality as each other, and that it would be stupid to assume that any of them is representative of the named section of society.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
But so many men still laugh at this crap, thinking it’s clever. How about asking men who use this humour what they mean by it. Ask for an explanation.
I wasn’t laughing or enabling so don’t keep painting me with that brush, because you are in error.
diddly-squat said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
I didn’t see anything in the Scottish photos thing. No joke, nothing. Just three people with red hair. I used to have a red beard, and the ends of my hair went red after it got longer than shoulder-length. But then, I am often not good at getting jokes, and I am not offended by red hair.
Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
I didn’t get the point either, if it had one.
From other peoples’ responses I’m guessing that it’s about discussion of trans-sexual people being quite prominent in Scotland, but it may well be something else entirely.
no, the original meme was suggesting that despite the way they are portrayed in the media, “in real life” Scottish woman are big and burly and look like men. At least, that’s the way I interpreted it.
Yeah, the meme was contrasting Scottish women as portrayed in media with Scottish women as they are in real life, but in an absurdist way (the vast majority of Scottish women do not actually have lush beards or look like men in real life, believe it or not). The absurdity completely negates any actual malice towards the Scotts or Scottish women, IMO. It’s the absurdity that makes it funny. The absurdity is the joke.
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
But so many men still laugh at this crap, thinking it’s clever. How about asking men who use this humour what they mean by it. Ask for an explanation.
we mean like any art the beauty of it is in the beholder and when notracism is mixed with notsexism the focus of the audience on notone or nottheother demonstrates their own underlying notprejudices lol rcr ahahahaha hilarious funny jest
You’re not helping either.
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Yeah, but that’s just stupid.
(The “meme” that is, not you)
It is.
Perhaps the point is that all those representations are just as unrepresentative of reality as each other, and that it would be stupid to assume that any of them is representative of the named section of society.
luckily here, we only make fun of people who deserve to be made fun of…
Well that was a long way around to go to get to “so media literacy is useful” so there.
diddly-squat said:
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Yeah, but that’s just stupid.
(The “meme” that is, not you)
It is.
Perhaps the point is that all those representations are just as unrepresentative of reality as each other, and that it would be stupid to assume that any of them is representative of the named section of society.
luckily here, we only make fun of people who deserve to be made fun of…
Well, there are a few in that category.
SCIENCE said:
Well that was a long way around to go to get to “so media literacy is useful” so there.
Now we can all get some sleep.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
But so many men still laugh at this crap, thinking it’s clever. How about asking men who use this humour what they mean by it. Ask for an explanation.
we mean like any art the beauty of it is in the beholder and when notracism is mixed with notsexism the focus of the audience on notone or nottheother demonstrates their own underlying notprejudices lol rcr ahahahaha hilarious funny jest
You’re not helping either.
OK who else stamped their feet and spanked their bottoms over the inherent racism and colonialism in the image, not only preferring to defend sexgender binaries instead ¿ Also, capitalism is bad ¡
diddly-squat said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
diddly-squat said:no, the original meme was suggesting that despite the way they are portrayed in the media, “in real life” Scottish woman are big and burly and look like men. At least, that’s the way I interpreted it.
Yeah, but that’s just stupid.
(The “meme” that is, not you)
well yes… and I expect, given the responses, that particular view is shared by more than just you and I.
especially since the middle portrayal is (I suspect) Merida, the strong and capable protagonist from Pixar’s Brave
captain_spalding said:
diddly-squat said:
captain_spalding said:It is.
Perhaps the point is that all those representations are just as unrepresentative of reality as each other, and that it would be stupid to assume that any of them is representative of the named section of society.
luckily here, we only make fun of people who deserve to be made fun of…
Well, there are a few in that category.
they are deployable anyway
Michael V said:
I didn’t see anything in the Scottish photos thing. No joke, nothing. Just three people with red hair. I used to have a red beard, and the ends of my hair went red after it got longer than shoulder-length. But then, I am often not good at getting jokes, and I am not offended by red hair.
Me neither.
But amused by esselte’s assertion that all those females had heavy red beards.
Arts said:
diddly-squat said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Yeah, but that’s just stupid.
(The “meme” that is, not you)
well yes… and I expect, given the responses, that particular view is shared by more than just you and I.
especially since the middle portrayal is (I suspect) Merida, the strong and capable protagonist from Pixar’s Brave
So now the dirty nuance too, are you saying that outward biased appearances can be misrepresentative of underlying otherbiased qualities virtues vices whatevers¿
and then there were the men wearing skirts oh wait
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
diddly-squat said:
well yes… and I expect, given the responses, that particular view is shared by more than just you and I.
especially since the middle portrayal is (I suspect) Merida, the strong and capable protagonist from Pixar’s Brave
So now the dirty nuance too, are you saying that outward biased appearances can be misrepresentative of underlying otherbiased qualities virtues vices whatevers¿
mirror shattered.
SCIENCE said:
and then there were the men wearing skirts oh wait
Now we’re going to start on the Greeks?!
That’s it, i’m out of here!
Sheesh..still arguing?
esselte said:
diddly-squat said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
I didn’t get the point either, if it had one.
From other peoples’ responses I’m guessing that it’s about discussion of trans-sexual people being quite prominent in Scotland, but it may well be something else entirely.
no, the original meme was suggesting that despite the way they are portrayed in the media, “in real life” Scottish woman are big and burly and look like men. At least, that’s the way I interpreted it.
Yeah, the meme was contrasting Scottish women as portrayed in media with Scottish women as they are in real life, but in an absurdist way (the vast majority of Scottish women do not actually have lush beards or look like men in real life, believe it or not). The absurdity completely negates any actual malice towards the Scotts or Scottish women, IMO. It’s the absurdity that makes it funny. The absurdity is the joke.
Also, when it comes to people who do subscribe to horrible values, like women should be bashed or Jews should be gassed, when we laugh at the absurdity of such notions we are laughing at those people. We are refusing to give them any power over us. They don’t scare us. They don’t impress us. We think they are a joke.
Another example, a few days ago Rev asked a question, something like “Why do men not care about their health, why do they avoid going to doctors when they are sick” etc., I replied partially with “Because we are not all punk ass bitches”.
Do people understand, in making that joke I was not denigrating women with the use of the word “bitches” or suggesting some failure in women, that I was in fact making fun of men who genuinely do hold the position that worrying about ones health is no a “manly” thing to do?
esselte said:
esselte said:
diddly-squat said:no, the original meme was suggesting that despite the way they are portrayed in the media, “in real life” Scottish woman are big and burly and look like men. At least, that’s the way I interpreted it.
Yeah, the meme was contrasting Scottish women as portrayed in media with Scottish women as they are in real life, but in an absurdist way (the vast majority of Scottish women do not actually have lush beards or look like men in real life, believe it or not). The absurdity completely negates any actual malice towards the Scotts or Scottish women, IMO. It’s the absurdity that makes it funny. The absurdity is the joke.
Also, when it comes to people who do subscribe to horrible values, like women should be bashed or Jews should be gassed, when we laugh at the absurdity of such notions we are laughing at those people. We are refusing to give them any power over us. They don’t scare us. They don’t impress us. We think they are a joke.
Another example, a few days ago Rev asked a question, something like “Why do men not care about their health, why do they avoid going to doctors when they are sick” etc., I replied partially with “Because we are not all punk ass bitches”.
Do people understand, in making that joke I was not denigrating women with the use of the word “bitches” or suggesting some failure in women, that I was in fact making fun of men who genuinely do hold the position that worrying about ones health is no a “manly” thing to do?
it would be much easier if we just banned satire altogether
Arts said:
diddly-squat said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Yeah, but that’s just stupid.
(The “meme” that is, not you)
well yes… and I expect, given the responses, that particular view is shared by more than just you and I.
especially since the middle portrayal is (I suspect) Merida, the strong and capable protagonist from Pixar’s Brave
Pictish women are short and quite pleasing to the eye.
diddly-squat said:
esselte said:
esselte said:Yeah, the meme was contrasting Scottish women as portrayed in media with Scottish women as they are in real life, but in an absurdist way (the vast majority of Scottish women do not actually have lush beards or look like men in real life, believe it or not). The absurdity completely negates any actual malice towards the Scotts or Scottish women, IMO. It’s the absurdity that makes it funny. The absurdity is the joke.
Also, when it comes to people who do subscribe to horrible values, like women should be bashed or Jews should be gassed, when we laugh at the absurdity of such notions we are laughing at those people. We are refusing to give them any power over us. They don’t scare us. They don’t impress us. We think they are a joke.
Another example, a few days ago Rev asked a question, something like “Why do men not care about their health, why do they avoid going to doctors when they are sick” etc., I replied partially with “Because we are not all punk ass bitches”.
Do people understand, in making that joke I was not denigrating women with the use of the word “bitches” or suggesting some failure in women, that I was in fact making fun of men who genuinely do hold the position that worrying about ones health is no a “manly” thing to do?
it would be much easier if we just banned satire altogether
How about just toxicity in this forum?
This forum has lost a lot of good people because of it.
There are a lot of very fine people on all sides.

OCDC said:
Fair.

Bogsnorkler said:
Has He Ever Been Charted In Bristol
The Macarena is a traditional Scottish dance which can be traced back to the late 1700’s. It originates from a protest dance devised by families being evicted during the Highland Clearances and was danced in front of landowners to the sound of a lone piper as a means of defiance.
Its popularity swelled however and in 1793 resulted in the town of Macrahanish deciding to build the Mac Arena with floor space for up to 12,000 dancers as people came from all over and at this point Ceilidh bands added some extra flavour on the music front.
As war gripped Europe in the early 1900’s, the dance faded in popularity and was banished to a few rural pubs on Saturday nights only but did have many resurgence’s. One of those was in the late 1940’s, pictured below as it became the dance of choice once again in dance halls across the country.
This was short lived however as Rock n Roll would quickly turn heads during the 50’s and beyond but in the 90’s an unknown Spanish group added a Latin rhythm to the music along with Spanish translation from the original Gaelic lyrics and it once again became popular across the nation and is a must play during birthdays, weddings and family get togethers all over the country today.
Sadly for the Mac Arena it was demolished in 1989 just before the last resurgence and became Scotlands biggest McDonalds. The decision to replace the biggest Macarena venue with Big Macs grates on many locals to this day.
Bogsnorkler said:
The Macarena is a traditional Scottish dance which can be traced back to the late 1700’s. It originates from a protest dance devised by families being evicted during the Highland Clearances and was danced in front of landowners to the sound of a lone piper as a means of defiance.Its popularity swelled however and in 1793 resulted in the town of Macrahanish deciding to build the Mac Arena with floor space for up to 12,000 dancers as people came from all over and at this point Ceilidh bands added some extra flavour on the music front.
As war gripped Europe in the early 1900’s, the dance faded in popularity and was banished to a few rural pubs on Saturday nights only but did have many resurgence’s. One of those was in the late 1940’s, pictured below as it became the dance of choice once again in dance halls across the country.
This was short lived however as Rock n Roll would quickly turn heads during the 50’s and beyond but in the 90’s an unknown Spanish group added a Latin rhythm to the music along with Spanish translation from the original Gaelic lyrics and it once again became popular across the nation and is a must play during birthdays, weddings and family get togethers all over the country today.
Sadly for the Mac Arena it was demolished in 1989 just before the last resurgence and became Scotlands biggest McDonalds. The decision to replace the biggest Macarena venue with Big Macs grates on many locals to this day.
So many things I never knew about the Macarena, the Mac Arena and the Big Mac Arena.
Who would have guessed that such things went on in Scotland.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The Macarena is a traditional Scottish dance which can be traced back to the late 1700’s. It originates from a protest dance devised by families being evicted during the Highland Clearances and was danced in front of landowners to the sound of a lone piper as a means of defiance.Its popularity swelled however and in 1793 resulted in the town of Macrahanish deciding to build the Mac Arena with floor space for up to 12,000 dancers as people came from all over and at this point Ceilidh bands added some extra flavour on the music front.
As war gripped Europe in the early 1900’s, the dance faded in popularity and was banished to a few rural pubs on Saturday nights only but did have many resurgence’s. One of those was in the late 1940’s, pictured below as it became the dance of choice once again in dance halls across the country.
This was short lived however as Rock n Roll would quickly turn heads during the 50’s and beyond but in the 90’s an unknown Spanish group added a Latin rhythm to the music along with Spanish translation from the original Gaelic lyrics and it once again became popular across the nation and is a must play during birthdays, weddings and family get togethers all over the country today.
Sadly for the Mac Arena it was demolished in 1989 just before the last resurgence and became Scotlands biggest McDonalds. The decision to replace the biggest Macarena venue with Big Macs grates on many locals to this day.
So many things I never knew about the Macarena, the Mac Arena and the Big Mac Arena.
Who would have guessed that such things went on in Scotland.
I would have just mae it up :)
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The Macarena is a traditional Scottish dance which can be traced back to the late 1700’s. It originates from a protest dance devised by families being evicted during the Highland Clearances and was danced in front of landowners to the sound of a lone piper as a means of defiance.Its popularity swelled however and in 1793 resulted in the town of Macrahanish deciding to build the Mac Arena with floor space for up to 12,000 dancers as people came from all over and at this point Ceilidh bands added some extra flavour on the music front.
As war gripped Europe in the early 1900’s, the dance faded in popularity and was banished to a few rural pubs on Saturday nights only but did have many resurgence’s. One of those was in the late 1940’s, pictured below as it became the dance of choice once again in dance halls across the country.
This was short lived however as Rock n Roll would quickly turn heads during the 50’s and beyond but in the 90’s an unknown Spanish group added a Latin rhythm to the music along with Spanish translation from the original Gaelic lyrics and it once again became popular across the nation and is a must play during birthdays, weddings and family get togethers all over the country today.
Sadly for the Mac Arena it was demolished in 1989 just before the last resurgence and became Scotlands biggest McDonalds. The decision to replace the biggest Macarena venue with Big Macs grates on many locals to this day.
So many things I never knew about the Macarena, the Mac Arena and the Big Mac Arena.
Who would have guessed that such things went on in Scotland.
I would have just mae it up :)
The Bingbot says:
“Actually, the Macarena is not a traditional Scottish dance.”
but what would a bot know about such things?


Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:Yes. Yes it is a joke about men. But Not All Men.
Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
Roughie, do you know the connotations of saying that?
Connotations go as far as anyone wants to take them.
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:Thanks.
It is definitely not ALL men.
Roughie, do you know the connotations of saying that?
Connotations go as far as anyone wants to take them.
However, I don’t have any idea where others might want to take them.
My intention was to not be stereotyped as something I’m not.
Bogsnorkler said:
esselte said:
SCIENCE said:Good point, jokes should be interpreted in context, we hear that vapourise the ethnics line around our circles all the time, that makes it hilarious.
You see, I could take SCIENCE’s removal of all context when quoting me and the strawmanning of my position as offensive and start spitting chips at him, or I could appreciate the irony he is using as a jokey riff on the post I made, extending and supporting my point, and give him an LOL. Although I don’t actually know which of these he is doing, I tend to think he is being clever because my over all impression of him is that he is a clever person.
Whether I feel offended or have a little chuckle is a result of my perspective, the context that I take his post in.
So, LOL. Nice one SCIENCE. :)
Science loves irony. Just hard sometimes decyphering what he’s saying.
It can be a trial. ;)
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:Roughie, do you know the connotations of saying that?
Connotations go as far as anyone wants to take them.
However, I don’t have any idea where others might want to take them.
My intention was to not be stereotyped as something I’m not.
and if you read further you’ll see this is what I surmised. even giving you something to read to enlighten you.
esselte said:
diddly-squat said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
I didn’t get the point either, if it had one.
From other peoples’ responses I’m guessing that it’s about discussion of trans-sexual people being quite prominent in Scotland, but it may well be something else entirely.
no, the original meme was suggesting that despite the way they are portrayed in the media, “in real life” Scottish woman are big and burly and look like men. At least, that’s the way I interpreted it.
Yeah, the meme was contrasting Scottish women as portrayed in media with Scottish women as they are in real life, but in an absurdist way (the vast majority of Scottish women do not actually have lush beards or look like men in real life, believe it or not). The absurdity completely negates any actual malice towards the Scotts or Scottish women, IMO. It’s the absurdity that makes it funny. The absurdity is the joke.
That’s simply absurd. ;)
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:Connotations go as far as anyone wants to take them.
However, I don’t have any idea where others might want to take them.
My intention was to not be stereotyped as something I’m not.
and if you read further you’ll see this is what I surmised. even giving you something to read to enlighten you.
:) I’ll go back and see if I can spot it.
Dark Orange said:
diddly-squat said:
esselte said:Also, when it comes to people who do subscribe to horrible values, like women should be bashed or Jews should be gassed, when we laugh at the absurdity of such notions we are laughing at those people. We are refusing to give them any power over us. They don’t scare us. They don’t impress us. We think they are a joke.
Another example, a few days ago Rev asked a question, something like “Why do men not care about their health, why do they avoid going to doctors when they are sick” etc., I replied partially with “Because we are not all punk ass bitches”.
Do people understand, in making that joke I was not denigrating women with the use of the word “bitches” or suggesting some failure in women, that I was in fact making fun of men who genuinely do hold the position that worrying about ones health is no a “manly” thing to do?
it would be much easier if we just banned satire altogether
How about just toxicity in this forum?
This forum has lost a lot of good people because of it.
Could do with less of that which you mention.
roughbarked said:
Dark Orange said:
diddly-squat said:it would be much easier if we just banned satire altogether
How about just toxicity in this forum?
This forum has lost a lot of good people because of it.
Could do with less of that which you mention.
The toxicity in this forum started with the men and their disrespect. Speaking out about it has some weak males calling me toxic.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
Dark Orange said:How about just toxicity in this forum?
This forum has lost a lot of good people because of it.
Could do with less of that which you mention.
The toxicity in this forum started with the men and their disrespect. Speaking out about it has some weak males calling me toxic.

kii said:
roughbarked said:
Dark Orange said:How about just toxicity in this forum?
This forum has lost a lot of good people because of it.
Could do with less of that which you mention.
The toxicity in this forum started with the men and their disrespect. Speaking out about it has some weak males calling me toxic.
Well it isn’t me so stop pointing that finger.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
Dark Orange said:How about just toxicity in this forum?
This forum has lost a lot of good people because of it.
Could do with less of that which you mention.
The toxicity in this forum started with the men and their disrespect. Speaking out about it has some weak males calling me toxic.
You can be grumpy but fair enough if you are pissed off with the way life is at times or often
kii said:
roughbarked said:
Dark Orange said:How about just toxicity in this forum?
This forum has lost a lot of good people because of it.
Could do with less of that which you mention.
The toxicity in this forum started with the men and their disrespect. Speaking out about it has some weak males calling me toxic.
lololol 🤣
roughbarked said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Could do with less of that which you mention.
The toxicity in this forum started with the men and their disrespect. Speaking out about it has some weak males calling me toxic.
Well it isn’t me so stop pointing that finger.
Did I point at you? Though you do cosy up to the main offender.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:The toxicity in this forum started with the men and their disrespect. Speaking out about it has some weak males calling me toxic.
Well it isn’t me so stop pointing that finger.
Did I point at you? Though you do cosy up to the main offender.
Fuck, you’ve singled me out with a hate venegance. Did you point at me?
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
esselte said:
So, LOL. Nice one SCIENCE. :)
Science loves irony. Just hard sometimes decyphering what he’s saying.
It can be a trial. ;)
ironised
also yous fellas are fucking hilarious
also a wise man (not woman) once told us that the difference between assertion and aggression was your agenda ahahaha
SCIENCE said:
also yous fellas are fucking hilarious
thank you. my goal in life here is to make everyone happy, happy, happy.
SCIENCE said:
also yous fellas are fucking hilarious
As are yourself.
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:also yous fellas are fucking hilarious
thank you. my goal in life here is to make everyone happy, happy, happy.
Now you’ve got me danciing like I’m watching the wiggles. Which by the way, I never did.
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
also yous fellas are fucking hilarious
As are yourself.
Now you’ve got me danciing like I’m watching the wiggles. Which by the way, I never did.
well all of yous know with all of yours genderfluid accusations of mental illness
Dark Orange said:
diddly-squat said:
esselte said:Also, when it comes to people who do subscribe to horrible values, like women should be bashed or Jews should be gassed, when we laugh at the absurdity of such notions we are laughing at those people. We are refusing to give them any power over us. They don’t scare us. They don’t impress us. We think they are a joke.
Another example, a few days ago Rev asked a question, something like “Why do men not care about their health, why do they avoid going to doctors when they are sick” etc., I replied partially with “Because we are not all punk ass bitches”.
Do people understand, in making that joke I was not denigrating women with the use of the word “bitches” or suggesting some failure in women, that I was in fact making fun of men who genuinely do hold the position that worrying about ones health is no a “manly” thing to do?
it would be much easier if we just banned satire altogether
How about just toxicity in this forum?
This forum has lost a lot of good people because of it.
I do agree Mr Orange…
Having kicked around this particular group of people for as long as most, it seems to me that for a large proportion of the people here this is the only (or at least the single most important) online community that a lot of people primarily contribute to (at least in a direct a person-to-person real time format) and I think this in a lot of way dictates the manner in which people interact.
That said a lot of the toxicity seems to simply revolve around people’s inability to just ignore the other people that they find obnoxious.
diddly-squat said:
Dark Orange said:
diddly-squat said:it would be much easier if we just banned satire altogether
How about just toxicity in this forum?
This forum has lost a lot of good people because of it.
I do agree Mr Orange…
Having kicked around this particular group of people for as long as most, it seems to me that for a large proportion of the people here this is the only (or at least the single most important) online community that a lot of people primarily contribute to (at least in a direct a person-to-person real time format) and I think this in a lot of way dictates the manner in which people interact.
That said a lot of the toxicity seems to simply revolve around people’s inability to just ignore the other people that they find obnoxious.
:)
Let’s face it, the toxicity on this forum can be summed up in one word: kii.
She’s the source of essentially all of it, and these days tends to pick the most vulnerable posters for her worst aggression – like elderly Tamb, a completely harmless poster who’s been battling cancer for years with a gruelling regime of chemo, and who comes here for a bit of friendly company and support, only to be spat at by bully-boy kii who uses “old man” as a vicious term of abuse.
Roughie, another fairly isolated old bloke who comes here to chat and gets repeatedly told off for it, again really only by kii.
Kii thinks herself “woke” and thinks that means she can adopt the very worst toxic masculinity in her own behaviour, which is relentlessly aggressive, abusive, bullying and bigoted.
Being “woke”, she can be as sexist, ageist, ableist and personally abusive as she likes, frequently stooping to fat-shaming and jeering at the ill and incapacitated.
And it’s not just men she hates – the other night she told Brindabellas (who was pleading for less conflict) to “toughen up, princess”, exactly what an abusive male would say to a woman asking him to lower the needless aggression.
I successfully ignore her for the most part these days but I just wish everyone else would as well.
Bubblecar said:
Let’s face it, the toxicity on this forum can be summed up in one word: kii.She’s the source of essentially all of it, and these days tends to pick the most vulnerable posters for her worst aggression – like elderly Tamb, a completely harmless poster who’s been battling cancer for years with a gruelling regime of chemo, and who comes here for a bit of friendly company and support, only to be spat at by bully-boy kii who uses “old man” as a vicious term of abuse.
Roughie, another fairly isolated old bloke who comes here to chat and gets repeatedly told off for it, again really only by kii.
Kii thinks herself “woke” and thinks that means she can adopt the very worst toxic masculinity in her own behaviour, which is relentlessly aggressive, abusive, bullying and bigoted.
Being “woke”, she can be as sexist, ageist, ableist and personally abusive as she likes, frequently stooping to fat-shaming and jeering at the ill and incapacitated.
And it’s not just men she hates – the other night she told Brindabellas (who was pleading for less conflict) to “toughen up, princess”, exactly what an abusive male would say to a woman asking him to lower the needless aggression.
I successfully ignore her for the most part these days but I just wish everyone else would as well.
Bubblecar said:
Let’s face it, the toxicity on this forum can be summed up in one word: kii.She’s the source of essentially all of it, and these days tends to pick the most vulnerable posters for her worst aggression – like elderly Tamb, a completely harmless poster who’s been battling cancer for years with a gruelling regime of chemo, and who comes here for a bit of friendly company and support, only to be spat at by bully-boy kii who uses “old man” as a vicious term of abuse.
Roughie, another fairly isolated old bloke who comes here to chat and gets repeatedly told off for it, again really only by kii.
Kii thinks herself “woke” and thinks that means she can adopt the very worst toxic masculinity in her own behaviour, which is relentlessly aggressive, abusive, bullying and bigoted.
Being “woke”, she can be as sexist, ageist, ableist and personally abusive as she likes, frequently stooping to fat-shaming and jeering at the ill and incapacitated.
And it’s not just men she hates – the other night she told Brindabellas (who was pleading for less conflict) to “toughen up, princess”, exactly what an abusive male would say to a woman asking him to lower the needless aggression.
I successfully ignore her for the most part these days but I just wish everyone else would as well.
And when are you going to properly aplogise to me for your bullshit diagnosis of my mental health issues?
You have contributed greatly to my feelings of isolation and exclusion.
You complain about your weight and then stuff yourself with food and alcohol.
The old guys really need to rethink their humour, why not tell them their jokes stink?
I shouldn’t have told Brindabellas to toughen up, but my filter is broken sometimes.
I remember the many people here who picked on roughbarked, and I stood up for him.
Anyway, let me know when you want to withdraw your diagnosis of NPD, Bubblecar.
kii said:
I shouldn’t have told Brindabellas to toughen up, but my filter is broken sometimes.
Ah, well, we all have times like that. And we should all remember that we all have times likethat.
Tamb said:
Bubblecar said:
Let’s face it, the toxicity on this forum can be summed up in one word: kii.She’s the source of essentially all of it, and these days tends to pick the most vulnerable posters for her worst aggression – like elderly Tamb, a completely harmless poster who’s been battling cancer for years with a gruelling regime of chemo, and who comes here for a bit of friendly company and support, only to be spat at by bully-boy kii who uses “old man” as a vicious term of abuse.
Roughie, another fairly isolated old bloke who comes here to chat and gets repeatedly told off for it, again really only by kii.
Kii thinks herself “woke” and thinks that means she can adopt the very worst toxic masculinity in her own behaviour, which is relentlessly aggressive, abusive, bullying and bigoted.
Being “woke”, she can be as sexist, ageist, ableist and personally abusive as she likes, frequently stooping to fat-shaming and jeering at the ill and incapacitated.
And it’s not just men she hates – the other night she told Brindabellas (who was pleading for less conflict) to “toughen up, princess”, exactly what an abusive male would say to a woman asking him to lower the needless aggression.
I successfully ignore her for the most part these days but I just wish everyone else would as well.
+1
I come here for a distraction from all the shit in my life and apparently there’s a use by date on it. Bubblecar’s continuing attacks on me have resulted in me being fed up with the empty bullshit here.
kii said:
Tamb said:
Bubblecar said:
Let’s face it, the toxicity on this forum can be summed up in one word: kii.She’s the source of essentially all of it, and these days tends to pick the most vulnerable posters for her worst aggression – like elderly Tamb, a completely harmless poster who’s been battling cancer for years with a gruelling regime of chemo, and who comes here for a bit of friendly company and support, only to be spat at by bully-boy kii who uses “old man” as a vicious term of abuse.
Roughie, another fairly isolated old bloke who comes here to chat and gets repeatedly told off for it, again really only by kii.
Kii thinks herself “woke” and thinks that means she can adopt the very worst toxic masculinity in her own behaviour, which is relentlessly aggressive, abusive, bullying and bigoted.
Being “woke”, she can be as sexist, ageist, ableist and personally abusive as she likes, frequently stooping to fat-shaming and jeering at the ill and incapacitated.
And it’s not just men she hates – the other night she told Brindabellas (who was pleading for less conflict) to “toughen up, princess”, exactly what an abusive male would say to a woman asking him to lower the needless aggression.
I successfully ignore her for the most part these days but I just wish everyone else would as well.
+1I come here for a distraction from all the shit in my life and apparently there’s a use by date on it. Bubblecar’s continuing attacks on me have resulted in me being fed up with the empty bullshit here.


dv said:
Nup.
fsm said:
wait until they put him in the ground
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Nup.
maybe he is talking to arthur and misheard him?
kii said:
Bubblecar said:
Let’s face it, the toxicity on this forum can be summed up in one word: kii.She’s the source of essentially all of it, and these days tends to pick the most vulnerable posters for her worst aggression – like elderly Tamb, a completely harmless poster who’s been battling cancer for years with a gruelling regime of chemo, and who comes here for a bit of friendly company and support, only to be spat at by bully-boy kii who uses “old man” as a vicious term of abuse.
Roughie, another fairly isolated old bloke who comes here to chat and gets repeatedly told off for it, again really only by kii.
Kii thinks herself “woke” and thinks that means she can adopt the very worst toxic masculinity in her own behaviour, which is relentlessly aggressive, abusive, bullying and bigoted.
Being “woke”, she can be as sexist, ageist, ableist and personally abusive as she likes, frequently stooping to fat-shaming and jeering at the ill and incapacitated.
And it’s not just men she hates – the other night she told Brindabellas (who was pleading for less conflict) to “toughen up, princess”, exactly what an abusive male would say to a woman asking him to lower the needless aggression.
I successfully ignore her for the most part these days but I just wish everyone else would as well.
And when are you going to properly aplogise to me for your bullshit diagnosis of my mental health issues?
You have contributed greatly to my feelings of isolation and exclusion.You complain about your weight and then stuff yourself with food and alcohol.
The old guys really need to rethink their humour, why not tell them their jokes stink?
I shouldn’t have told Brindabellas to toughen up, but my filter is broken sometimes.
I remember the many people here who picked on roughbarked, and I stood up for him.
Anyway, let me know when you want to withdraw your diagnosis of NPD, Bubblecar.
It is the same thing as you assuming you know what I’m thinking and it is really something anyone can make a slip about but forever never being allowed to forget it.



sarahs mum said:
This shows that people didn’t understand what they were voting no for
Arts said:
sarahs mum said:
This shows that people didn’t understand what they were voting no for
I know. It was supposed to make things better.
Meanwhile my sister’s bridge group wants to get rid of welcome to country because they voted against that and won.
sarahs mum said:
Replace it with Rage Against The Machine’s famous song and not doing what someone tells you
sarahs mum said:
Arts said:
sarahs mum said:
This shows that people didn’t understand what they were voting no for
I know. It was supposed to make things better.
Meanwhile my sister’s bridge group wants to get rid of welcome to country because they voted against that and won.
Seems many people are interpreting it as a green light for unbridled racism.
Arts said:
sarahs mum said:
This shows that people didn’t understand what they were voting no for
Regardless is it not just a harmless song for fun
I told the boss lady about Michelle Obama’s joke about Trump applying for a black job, and she said “like Raygun?”
Wow
sarahs mum said:
One of the key issues here is that we (that is, anyone generally old enough to have kids in school) were taught in school that Captain Cook discovered Australia.
ignorance or not, it’s hard to overcome that sort of level of falsehoods
dv said:
I told the boss lady about Michelle Obama’s joke about Trump applying for a black job, and she said “like Raygun?”
Wow
which is kinda funny because the woman’s breakdancing gold went to a Japanese competitor, the silver went to a girl from Lithuania and the bronze was won by a Chinese lady.
diddly-squat said:
sarahs mum said:
One of the key issues here is that we (that is, anyone generally old enough to have kids in school) were taught in school that Captain Cook discovered Australia.
ignorance or not, it’s hard to overcome that sort of level of falsehoods
I remeber being taught that. But also was told about Dampier. As an aside.



Know thyself
diddly-squat said:
dv said:
I told the boss lady about Michelle Obama’s joke about Trump applying for a black job, and she said “like Raygun?”
Wow
which is kinda funny because the woman’s breakdancing gold went to a Japanese competitor, the silver went to a girl from Lithuania and the bronze was won by a Chinese lady.
surely only Greeks and their satellites may win medals at Olympic Games and whatnot
sarahs mum said:
diddly-squat said:
sarahs mum said:
One of the key issues here is that we (that is, anyone generally old enough to have kids in school) were taught in school that Captain Cook discovered Australia.
ignorance or not, it’s hard to overcome that sort of level of falsehoods
I remeber being taught that. But also was told about Dampier. As an aside.
Being a WAlien, we were told that it was Dirk Hartog in 1616. Even though he was only the first for Western Australia, and the first was Willem Janz in 1606 but that was in Cape York somewhere. We also learned about Willem De Vlamingh exploring the Perth are in 1697.
There wasn’t much time for Captain Cook and NSW after that.
Disclaimer: Most of this was during 1979; the 150 year celebration of the founding of the Swan River Colony in 1829.
I was just thinking the other day that the 200 year will be along soon, and that we’ll have to do something special for it.
sarahs mum said:
diddly-squat said:
sarahs mum said:
One of the key issues here is that we (that is, anyone generally old enough to have kids in school) were taught in school that Captain Cook discovered Australia.
ignorance or not, it’s hard to overcome that sort of level of falsehoods
I remeber being taught that. But also was told about Dampier. As an aside.
I may still have an assignment from high school (early 1970s) on “The Black Australians”. I should fish it out and see how it stands up.
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
diddly-squat said:One of the key issues here is that we (that is, anyone generally old enough to have kids in school) were taught in school that Captain Cook discovered Australia.
ignorance or not, it’s hard to overcome that sort of level of falsehoods
I remeber being taught that. But also was told about Dampier. As an aside.
Being a WAlien, we were told that it was Dirk Hartog in 1616. Even though he was only the first for Western Australia, and the first was Willem Janz in 1606 but that was in Cape York somewhere. We also learned about Willem De Vlamingh exploring the Perth are in 1697.
There wasn’t much time for Captain Cook and NSW after that.
Disclaimer: Most of this was during 1979; the 150 year celebration of the founding of the Swan River Colony in 1829.
I was just thinking the other day that the 200 year will be along soon, and that we’ll have to do something special for it.
I remember being taught about Captain Cook (actually, Lieutenant Cook RN, but that’s another story).
And about Dirk Hartog, and Abel Tasman. And others.
Young as we were, we weren’t completely without nous, and it didn’t take us long to recognise that there was a whole lot of European ‘discoverers’.
And, as a lot of those stories included mention of Aboriginal people, it was plainly obvious even to primary school children that they had previously ‘discovered’ Australia.
So, the brainwashing may not have been as effective as some might think.
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
diddly-squat said:One of the key issues here is that we (that is, anyone generally old enough to have kids in school) were taught in school that Captain Cook discovered Australia.
ignorance or not, it’s hard to overcome that sort of level of falsehoods
I remeber being taught that. But also was told about Dampier. As an aside.
Being a WAlien, we were told that it was Dirk Hartog in 1616. Even though he was only the first for Western Australia, and the first was Willem Janz in 1606 but that was in Cape York somewhere. We also learned about Willem De Vlamingh exploring the Perth are in 1697.
There wasn’t much time for Captain Cook and NSW after that.
Disclaimer: Most of this was during 1979; the 150 year celebration of the founding of the Swan River Colony in 1829.
I was just thinking the other day that the 200 year will be along soon, and that we’ll have to do something special for it.
Yeah we were taught about Torres and Jansz.
As indeed we should have given they were NQ adjacent.

OCDC said:
Ah, the old ‘Flying High’ schtick.
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:I remeber being taught that. But also was told about Dampier. As an aside.
Being a WAlien, we were told that it was Dirk Hartog in 1616. Even though he was only the first for Western Australia, and the first was Willem Janz in 1606 but that was in Cape York somewhere. We also learned about Willem De Vlamingh exploring the Perth are in 1697.
There wasn’t much time for Captain Cook and NSW after that.
Disclaimer: Most of this was during 1979; the 150 year celebration of the founding of the Swan River Colony in 1829.
I was just thinking the other day that the 200 year will be along soon, and that we’ll have to do something special for it.
I remember being taught about Captain Cook (actually, Lieutenant Cook RN, but that’s another story).
And about Dirk Hartog, and Abel Tasman. And others.
Young as we were, we weren’t completely without nous, and it didn’t take us long to recognise that there was a whole lot of European ‘discoverers’.
And, as a lot of those stories included mention of Aboriginal people, it was plainly obvious even to primary school children that they had previously ‘discovered’ Australia.
So, the brainwashing may not have been as effective as some might think.
We were never told that the land was devoid of human inhabitants when the first Europeans arrived. It was understood the word explorer or discoverer was just from the European point of view, not from the perspective of the whole of humanity – like going to the moon.
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:Being a WAlien, we were told that it was Dirk Hartog in 1616. Even though he was only the first for Western Australia, and the first was Willem Janz in 1606 but that was in Cape York somewhere. We also learned about Willem De Vlamingh exploring the Perth are in 1697.
There wasn’t much time for Captain Cook and NSW after that.
Disclaimer: Most of this was during 1979; the 150 year celebration of the founding of the Swan River Colony in 1829.
I was just thinking the other day that the 200 year will be along soon, and that we’ll have to do something special for it.
I remember being taught about Captain Cook (actually, Lieutenant Cook RN, but that’s another story).
And about Dirk Hartog, and Abel Tasman. And others.
Young as we were, we weren’t completely without nous, and it didn’t take us long to recognise that there was a whole lot of European ‘discoverers’.
And, as a lot of those stories included mention of Aboriginal people, it was plainly obvious even to primary school children that they had previously ‘discovered’ Australia.
So, the brainwashing may not have been as effective as some might think.
We were never told that the land was devoid of human inhabitants when the first Europeans arrived. It was understood the word explorer or discoverer was just from the European point of view, not from the perspective of the whole of humanity – like going to the moon.
i was taught about piccaninnies and lubras.
sarahs mum said:
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:I remember being taught about Captain Cook (actually, Lieutenant Cook RN, but that’s another story).
And about Dirk Hartog, and Abel Tasman. And others.
Young as we were, we weren’t completely without nous, and it didn’t take us long to recognise that there was a whole lot of European ‘discoverers’.
And, as a lot of those stories included mention of Aboriginal people, it was plainly obvious even to primary school children that they had previously ‘discovered’ Australia.
So, the brainwashing may not have been as effective as some might think.
We were never told that the land was devoid of human inhabitants when the first Europeans arrived. It was understood the word explorer or discoverer was just from the European point of view, not from the perspective of the whole of humanity – like going to the moon.
i was taught about piccaninnies and lubras.
We were taught about Yagan and the Battle of Pinjarra.
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
diddly-squat said:One of the key issues here is that we (that is, anyone generally old enough to have kids in school) were taught in school that Captain Cook discovered Australia.
ignorance or not, it’s hard to overcome that sort of level of falsehoods
I remeber being taught that. But also was told about Dampier. As an aside.
Being a WAlien, we were told that it was Dirk Hartog in 1616. Even though he was only the first for Western Australia, and the first was Willem Janz in 1606 but that was in Cape York somewhere. We also learned about Willem De Vlamingh exploring the Perth are in 1697.
There wasn’t much time for Captain Cook and NSW after that.
Disclaimer: Most of this was during 1979; the 150 year celebration of the founding of the Swan River Colony in 1829.
I was just thinking the other day that the 200 year will be along soon, and that we’ll have to do something special for it.
Willem Janszoon’s 1606 voyage into the Gulf of Carpentaria doesn’t get mentioned much.
dv said:
… water and sunlight-occlusive particulates are car exhaust …
roughbarked said:
kii said:
Bubblecar said:
Let’s face it, the toxicity on this forum can be summed up in one word: kii.
She’s the source of essentially all of it, and these days tends to pick the most vulnerable posters for her worst aggression – like elderly Tamb, a completely harmless poster who’s been battling cancer for years with a gruelling regime of chemo, and who comes here for a bit of friendly company and support, only to be spat at by bully-boy kii who uses “old man” as a vicious term of abuse.
Roughie, another fairly isolated old bloke who comes here to chat and gets repeatedly told off for it, again really only by kii.
Kii thinks herself “woke” and thinks that means she can adopt the very worst toxic masculinity in her own behaviour, which is relentlessly aggressive, abusive, bullying and bigoted.
Being “woke”, she can be as sexist, ageist, ableist and personally abusive as she likes, frequently stooping to fat-shaming and jeering at the ill and incapacitated.
And it’s not just men she hates – the other night she told Brindabellas (who was pleading for less conflict) to “toughen up, princess”, exactly what an abusive male would say to a woman asking him to lower the needless aggression.
I successfully ignore her for the most part these days but I just wish everyone else would as well.
And when are you going to properly aplogise to me for your bullshit diagnosis of my mental health issues?
You have contributed greatly to my feelings of isolation and exclusion.You complain about your weight and then stuff yourself with food and alcohol.
The old guys really need to rethink their humour, why not tell them their jokes stink?
I shouldn’t have told Brindabellas to toughen up, but my filter is broken sometimes.
I remember the many people here who picked on roughbarked, and I stood up for him.
Anyway, let me know when you want to withdraw your diagnosis of NPD, Bubblecar.
It is the same thing as you assuming you know what I’m thinking and it is really something anyone can make a slip about but forever never being allowed to forget it.
fools come down and play in this pit
Tamb said:
kii said:
Tamb said:
+1
I come here for a distraction from all the shit in my life and apparently there’s a use by date on it. Bubblecar’s continuing attacks on me have resulted in me being fed up with the empty bullshit here.
Possibly you might like to post some kii-approved jokes to show us the way.
I mean absolutely no unpleasantness, more, a genuine attempt to settle the situation.
we 100% mean absolute unpleasantness
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
kii said:
I come here for a distraction from all the shit in my life and apparently there’s a use by date on it. Bubblecar’s continuing attacks on me have resulted in me being fed up with the empty bullshit here.
Possibly you might like to post some kii-approved jokes to show us the way.
I mean absolutely no unpleasantness, more, a genuine attempt to settle the situation.we 100% mean absolute unpleasantness
Go ahead, fight! :)
Me, I’d rather not, but it seems every now and then I get hauled back into kii’s war on everyone.
But I’ve had my say and I’ll leave the rest of you to it.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:
And when are you going to properly aplogise to me for your bullshit diagnosis of my mental health issues?
You have contributed greatly to my feelings of isolation and exclusion.You complain about your weight and then stuff yourself with food and alcohol.
The old guys really need to rethink their humour, why not tell them their jokes stink?
I shouldn’t have told Brindabellas to toughen up, but my filter is broken sometimes.
I remember the many people here who picked on roughbarked, and I stood up for him.
Anyway, let me know when you want to withdraw your diagnosis of NPD, Bubblecar.
It is the same thing as you assuming you know what I’m thinking and it is really something anyone can make a slip about but forever never being allowed to forget it.
fools come down and play in this pit
welcome aboard this ship of fools, SCIENCE.
;-)
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:Tamb said:
Possibly you might like to post some kii-approved jokes to show us the way.
I mean absolutely no unpleasantness, more, a genuine attempt to settle the situation.we 100% mean absolute unpleasantness
Go ahead, fight! :)
Me, I’d rather not, but it seems every now and then I get hauled back into kii’s war on everyone.
But I’ve had my say and I’ll leave the rest of you to it.
I’m only a drop-in here, read semi-frequently, post occasionally, so I’m not really tuned in to everyone’s lives like most of you are. That also means I have less to lose from speaking my mind than others might. I don’t have friends here to lose, I don’t really have any investment in the forum, and sometimes it needs a person in that situation to say something others are reluctant to say.
However, I’ve read enough to know that kii is a person in pain. Grieving lost loves. Somewhat overwhelmed by her circumstances. Struggling..
I would hope we can all have empathy for that.
But it’s also undeniable that she engages in a lot of (what the kids these days call) crybullying. Textbook case….
And that’s not really acceptable. Bullying is not acceptable behaviour, ever.
Kii, I think you would be one of the forums most vocal proponents against bullying. When you drop these snide remarks at the people on your shit-list, that’s what you’re doing. You are being a bully.
And then if anyone calls you on it, you move to the crying.
I can’t speak to what validation you get from such behaviour, but I can say that I doubt it is healthy for you. You should consider trying to be better than that. For your own sake if nothing else.

these memes are really struggling
Arts said:
these memes are really struggling
It’s metahumour
Arts said:
these memes are really struggling

Arts said:
these memes are really struggling
have your lawyer talk to my lawyer…
Arts said:
these memes are really struggling
at least the thread title is excellent.

sarahs mum said:
This, initially, suggests the risible notion that a banjo can be in tune.
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said:
This, initially, suggests the risible notion that a banjo can be in tune.
it’s supposed to be an open G.

fsm said:
Nicely done.
fsm said:
Oh my goodness that’s an old one…
buffy said:
fsm said:
Oh my goodness that’s an old one…
So old I had totally forgotten it.
Probably quite a lot of that around.
The Orcas finally got him.

Musk is next!
Boris said:
dv said:
Arts said:
these memes are really struggling
It’s metahumour
at least the thread title is excellent.
it’s evergreen
esselte said:
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:
we 100% mean absolute unpleasantness
Go ahead, fight! :)
Me, I’d rather not, but it seems every now and then I get hauled back into kii’s war on everyone.
But I’ve had my say and I’ll leave the rest of you to it.
I’m only a drop-in here, read semi-frequently, post occasionally, so I’m not really tuned in to everyone’s lives like most of you are. That also means I have less to lose from speaking my mind than others might. I don’t have friends here to lose, I don’t really have any investment in the forum, and sometimes it needs a person in that situation to say something others are reluctant to say.
However, I’ve read enough to know that kii is a person in pain. Grieving lost loves. Somewhat overwhelmed by her circumstances. Struggling..
I would hope we can all have empathy for that.
But it’s also undeniable that she engages in a lot of (what the kids these days call) crybullying. Textbook case….
And that’s not really acceptable. Bullying is not acceptable behaviour, ever.
Kii, I think you would be one of the forums most vocal proponents against bullying. When you drop these snide remarks at the people on your shit-list, that’s what you’re doing. You are being a bully.
And then if anyone calls you on it, you move to the crying.
I can’t speak to what validation you get from such behaviour, but I can say that I doubt it is healthy for you. You should consider trying to be better than that. For your own sake if nothing else.
ovrad yas ot yaw gnol
SCIENCE said:
esselte said:
Bubblecar said:
Go ahead, fight! :)
Me, I’d rather not, but it seems every now and then I get hauled back into kii’s war on everyone.
But I’ve had my say and I’ll leave the rest of you to it.
I’m only a drop-in here, read semi-frequently, post occasionally, so I’m not really tuned in to everyone’s lives like most of you are. That also means I have less to lose from speaking my mind than others might. I don’t have friends here to lose, I don’t really have any investment in the forum, and sometimes it needs a person in that situation to say something others are reluctant to say.
However, I’ve read enough to know that kii is a person in pain. Grieving lost loves. Somewhat overwhelmed by her circumstances. Struggling..
I would hope we can all have empathy for that.
But it’s also undeniable that she engages in a lot of (what the kids these days call) crybullying. Textbook case….
And that’s not really acceptable. Bullying is not acceptable behaviour, ever.
Kii, I think you would be one of the forums most vocal proponents against bullying. When you drop these snide remarks at the people on your shit-list, that’s what you’re doing. You are being a bully.
And then if anyone calls you on it, you move to the crying.
I can’t speak to what validation you get from such behaviour, but I can say that I doubt it is healthy for you. You should consider trying to be better than that. For your own sake if nothing else.
ovrad yas ot yaw gnol
is that another one of those Caesar word salad code thingies?
Tommy Robinson Exposed
A 27-year-old Doncaster man, who involved himself in four separate parts of the recent disorder outside the Rotherham hotel housing asylum seekers, ‘endeavoured to camouflage his identity’ and prevent justice from being done, a Sheffield judge has said.
Doncaster chicken catcher is jailed for two years and eight months for violent disorder at a hotel housing asylum seekers
Boris said:
SCIENCE said:esselte said:
I’m only a drop-in here, read semi-frequently, post occasionally, so I’m not really tuned in to everyone’s lives like most of you are. That also means I have less to lose from speaking my mind than others might. I don’t have friends here to lose, I don’t really have any investment in the forum, and sometimes it needs a person in that situation to say something others are reluctant to say.
However, I’ve read enough to know that kii is a person in pain. Grieving lost loves. Somewhat overwhelmed by her circumstances. Struggling..
I would hope we can all have empathy for that.
But it’s also undeniable that she engages in a lot of (what the kids these days call) crybullying. Textbook case….
And that’s not really acceptable. Bullying is not acceptable behaviour, ever.
Kii, I think you would be one of the forums most vocal proponents against bullying. When you drop these snide remarks at the people on your shit-list, that’s what you’re doing. You are being a bully.
And then if anyone calls you on it, you move to the crying.
I can’t speak to what validation you get from such behaviour, but I can say that I doubt it is healthy for you. You should consider trying to be better than that. For your own sake if nothing else.
ovrad yas ot yaw gnol
is that another one of those Caesar word salad code thingies?
It reads backwards (from right to left) but makes no sense.
Boris said:
Tommy Robinson ExposedA 27-year-old Doncaster man, who involved himself in four separate parts of the recent disorder outside the Rotherham hotel housing asylum seekers, ‘endeavoured to camouflage his identity’ and prevent justice from being done, a Sheffield judge has said.
Doncaster chicken catcher is jailed for two years and eight months for violent disorder at a hotel housing asylum seekers
I first misreadthat as ‘…who exposed himself…’.
Boris said:
SCIENCE said:esselte said:
I’m only a drop-in here, read semi-frequently, post occasionally, so I’m not really tuned in to everyone’s lives like most of you are. That also means I have less to lose from speaking my mind than others might. I don’t have friends here to lose, I don’t really have any investment in the forum, and sometimes it needs a person in that situation to say something others are reluctant to say.
However, I’ve read enough to know that kii is a person in pain. Grieving lost loves. Somewhat overwhelmed by her circumstances. Struggling..
I would hope we can all have empathy for that.
But it’s also undeniable that she engages in a lot of (what the kids these days call) crybullying. Textbook case….
And that’s not really acceptable. Bullying is not acceptable behaviour, ever.
Kii, I think you would be one of the forums most vocal proponents against bullying. When you drop these snide remarks at the people on your shit-list, that’s what you’re doing. You are being a bully.
And then if anyone calls you on it, you move to the crying.
I can’t speak to what validation you get from such behaviour, but I can say that I doubt it is healthy for you. You should consider trying to be better than that. For your own sake if nothing else.
ovrad yas ot yaw gnol
is that another one of those Caesar word salad code thingies?
Reverse it.
buffy said:
Boris said:
SCIENCE said:ovrad yas ot yaw gnol
is that another one of those Caesar word salad code thingies?
It reads backwards (from right to left) but makes no sense.
Definitively makes no sense.
captain_spalding said:
Boris said:
Tommy Robinson ExposedA 27-year-old Doncaster man, who involved himself in four separate parts of the recent disorder outside the Rotherham hotel housing asylum seekers, ‘endeavoured to camouflage his identity’ and prevent justice from being done, a Sheffield judge has said.
Doncaster chicken catcher is jailed for two years and eight months for violent disorder at a hotel housing asylum seekers
I first misreadthat as ‘…who exposed himself…’.
So did I.
roughbarked said:
buffy said:
Boris said:
is that another one of those Caesar word salad code thingies?
It reads backwards (from right to left) but makes no sense.
Definitively makes no sense.
sorry we were too cognitively impaired to code out a longer sensibler one but here now we have access to more supporting systems
…OVRAD yas ot ylpmis sdrow fo tol a s’tahT
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
buffy said:
It reads backwards (from right to left) but makes no sense.
Definitively makes no sense.
sorry we were too cognitively impaired to code out a longer sensibler one but here now we have access to more supporting systems
…OVRAD yas ot ylpmis sdrow fo tol a s’tahT
Clear as mud.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
buffy said:
It reads backwards (from right to left) but makes no sense.
Definitively makes no sense.
sorry we were too cognitively impaired to code out a longer sensibler one but here now we have access to more supporting systems
…OVRAD yas ot ylpmis sdrow fo tol a s’tahT
Thank you SCIENCE.
I recently learnt about DARVO as I go about healing some stuff in my own life.
ruby said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
Definitively makes no sense.
sorry we were too cognitively impaired to code out a longer sensibler one but here now we have access to more supporting systems
…OVRAD yas ot ylpmis sdrow fo tol a s’tahT
Thank you SCIENCE.
I recently learnt about DARVO as I go about healing some stuff in my own life.
Otherwise known as mirroring.
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
SCIENCE said:sorry we were too cognitively impaired to code out a longer sensibler one but here now we have access to more supporting systems
…OVRAD yas ot ylpmis sdrow fo tol a s’tahT
Thank you SCIENCE.
I recently learnt about DARVO as I go about healing some stuff in my own life.
Otherwise known as mirroring.
No.
Go look it up.
ruby said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:Thank you SCIENCE.
I recently learnt about DARVO as I go about healing some stuff in my own life.
Otherwise known as mirroring.
No.
Go look it up.
OK. Yeah.
roughbarked said:
ruby said:
roughbarked said:Otherwise known as mirroring.
No.
Go look it up.
OK. Yeah.
Oh good. So we can now have some constructive conversations around manipulation strategies and abuse can we.
laughs ironically
ruby said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:No.
Go look it up.
OK. Yeah.
Oh good. So we can now have some constructive conversations around manipulation strategies and abuse can we.
laughs ironically
TATE says:
“DARVO (an acronym for “deny, attack, and reverse victim & offender”) is a reaction that perpetrators of wrongdoing, such as sexual offenders, may display in response to being held accountable for their behavior. Some researchers indicate that it is a common manipulation strategy of psychological abusers.”
The Rev Dodgson said:
ruby said:
roughbarked said:OK. Yeah.
Oh good. So we can now have some constructive conversations around manipulation strategies and abuse can we.
laughs ironically
TATE says:
“DARVO (an acronym for “deny, attack, and reverse victim & offender”) is a reaction that perpetrators of wrongdoing, such as sexual offenders, may display in response to being held accountable for their behavior. Some researchers indicate that it is a common manipulation strategy of psychological abusers.”
There are some very good articles on DARVO, mostly centred on the behaviour of two individuals interacting with each other.
Watching things play out when 3 women said they didn’t like a meme was interesting. There was some collective DARVO at work to silence and keep the status quo. (hmmm. Status. hmmm)
ruby said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ruby said:Oh good. So we can now have some constructive conversations around manipulation strategies and abuse can we.
laughs ironically
TATE says:
“DARVO (an acronym for “deny, attack, and reverse victim & offender”) is a reaction that perpetrators of wrongdoing, such as sexual offenders, may display in response to being held accountable for their behavior. Some researchers indicate that it is a common manipulation strategy of psychological abusers.”
There are some very good articles on DARVO, mostly centred on the behaviour of two individuals interacting with each other.
Watching things play out when 3 women said they didn’t like a meme was interesting. There was some collective DARVO at work to silence and keep the status quo. (hmmm. Status. hmmm)
I’m quite concerned for her wellbeing.
ruby said:
roughbarked said:
ruby said:No.
Go look it up.
OK. Yeah.
Oh good. So we can now have some constructive conversations around manipulation strategies and abuse can we.
laughs ironically
Not looking forward to any of that latter but the first is OK.
Tamb said:
ruby said:
The Rev Dodgson said:TATE says:
“DARVO (an acronym for “deny, attack, and reverse victim & offender”) is a reaction that perpetrators of wrongdoing, such as sexual offenders, may display in response to being held accountable for their behavior. Some researchers indicate that it is a common manipulation strategy of psychological abusers.”
There are some very good articles on DARVO, mostly centred on the behaviour of two individuals interacting with each other.
Watching things play out when 3 women said they didn’t like a meme was interesting. There was some collective DARVO at work to silence and keep the status quo. (hmmm. Status. hmmm)I’m quite concerned for her wellbeing.
Yeah. She’s crying out for help and the whole thing of packing up and getting out of there is taking too long.
Tamb said:
ruby said:
The Rev Dodgson said:TATE says:
“DARVO (an acronym for “deny, attack, and reverse victim & offender”) is a reaction that perpetrators of wrongdoing, such as sexual offenders, may display in response to being held accountable for their behavior. Some researchers indicate that it is a common manipulation strategy of psychological abusers.”
There are some very good articles on DARVO, mostly centred on the behaviour of two individuals interacting with each other.
Watching things play out when 3 women said they didn’t like a meme was interesting. There was some collective DARVO at work to silence and keep the status quo. (hmmm. Status. hmmm)I’m quite concerned for her wellbeing.
i am, too.’
She needs support, but she seems to be in a place where very little of it is available to her.
If kii could only expedite her departure from the US, it might help her somewhat, but it seems to be a protracted and complicated process.
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
ruby said:There are some very good articles on DARVO, mostly centred on the behaviour of two individuals interacting with each other.
Watching things play out when 3 women said they didn’t like a meme was interesting. There was some collective DARVO at work to silence and keep the status quo. (hmmm. Status. hmmm)I’m quite concerned for her wellbeing.
i am, too.’
She needs support, but she seems to be in a place where very little of it is available to her.
If kii could only expedite her departure from the US, it might help her somewhat, but it seems to be a protracted and complicated process.
Mrs rb would just put it all in the skip and say goodbye to it.
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
ruby said:
There are some very good articles on DARVO, mostly centred on the behaviour of two individuals interacting with each other.
Watching things play out when 3 women said they didn’t like a meme was interesting. There was some collective DARVO at work to silence and keep the status quo. (hmmm. Status. hmmm)I’m quite concerned for her wellbeing.
i am, too.’
She needs support, but she seems to be in a place where very little of it is available to her.
If kii could only expedite her departure from the US, it might help her somewhat, but it seems to be a protracted and complicated process.
we mean there are plenty of cases where people find it difficult to leave abusive situations indeed they often intentionally return to them


This isn’t humorous but I did like the use of the ‘s on a long noun phrase.
Travel Scotland Goals Group, OFFICIAL. ·
The most remote Scottish island is Rockall. It was discovered by
St Magnus the Obtuse in 897 AD.
It is recorded that, in 882, St Magnus left what he saw as “the sinful Isle of Mull”
to escape the temptations of Tobermory and find solitude on the isle of Soay.
There he built a huge personal monastery of peat and lived in a cell 5 foot by
five foot. His chronicles record that, after eating some cheese he found on the
beach, he awoke from a dream in which a goat had told him to sail west and
preach to seabirds. He built a boat of seaweed, grass, and rocks and set off.
It was thus that Rockall was first settled.
For centuries, sailors passed by Rockall never thinking that it could ever have
been inhabited and assumed that St Magnus had perished on the journey into
the Atlantic. Their error lay in always passing Rockall on the eastern side.
This side of the island presents a stern and austere face of solid magma occupied
only by the descendants of the seabirds to which Magnus spread the Word.
In 1588, the Spanish Armada was defeated and a few galleons tried to escape
around Cape Wrath. All but one was wrecked. The surviving vessel, the “Santa Andreas”
was later captured off Oban. In a document from the time, the Captain spoke of
“the paradise island of Rockall.” The locals thought he was mad and hanged him.
It was not until 1955 that the Royal Navy, under the pretext of setting up a station
for monitoring Russian submarines, claimed Rockall for the Crown and promptly
gave it to Scotland.
It has now been revealed that the western side of Rockall benefits from the Gulf Stream
and is a subtropical paradise of golden beaches and lush vegetation. Although previously
a destination for luxury hotels and high-end shopping for only the big names at Holyrood,
this year, the island has been opened up to all and can expect an influx of new visitors
as there are now flights from all Scotland’s major airports and Prestwick.

Boris said:
Travel Scotland Goals Group, OFFICIAL. ·The most remote Scottish island is Rockall. It was discovered by
St Magnus the Obtuse in 897 AD.It is recorded that, in 882, St Magnus left what he saw as “the sinful Isle of Mull”
to escape the temptations of Tobermory and find solitude on the isle of Soay.
There he built a huge personal monastery of peat and lived in a cell 5 foot by
five foot. His chronicles record that, after eating some cheese he found on the
beach, he awoke from a dream in which a goat had told him to sail west and
preach to seabirds. He built a boat of seaweed, grass, and rocks and set off.
It was thus that Rockall was first settled.For centuries, sailors passed by Rockall never thinking that it could ever have
been inhabited and assumed that St Magnus had perished on the journey into
the Atlantic. Their error lay in always passing Rockall on the eastern side.
This side of the island presents a stern and austere face of solid magma occupied
only by the descendants of the seabirds to which Magnus spread the Word.In 1588, the Spanish Armada was defeated and a few galleons tried to escape
around Cape Wrath. All but one was wrecked. The surviving vessel, the “Santa Andreas”
was later captured off Oban. In a document from the time, the Captain spoke of
“the paradise island of Rockall.” The locals thought he was mad and hanged him.It was not until 1955 that the Royal Navy, under the pretext of setting up a station
for monitoring Russian submarines, claimed Rockall for the Crown and promptly
gave it to Scotland.It has now been revealed that the western side of Rockall benefits from the Gulf Stream
and is a subtropical paradise of golden beaches and lush vegetation. Although previously
a destination for luxury hotels and high-end shopping for only the big names at Holyrood,
this year, the island has been opened up to all and can expect an influx of new visitors
as there are now flights from all Scotland’s major airports and Prestwick.
Hahahahahahaha.
Boris said:
Travel Scotland Goals Group, OFFICIAL. ·The most remote Scottish island is Rockall. It was discovered by
St Magnus the Obtuse in 897 AD.It is recorded that, in 882, St Magnus left what he saw as “the sinful Isle of Mull”
to escape the temptations of Tobermory and find solitude on the isle of Soay.
There he built a huge personal monastery of peat and lived in a cell 5 foot by
five foot. His chronicles record that, after eating some cheese he found on the
beach, he awoke from a dream in which a goat had told him to sail west and
preach to seabirds. He built a boat of seaweed, grass, and rocks and set off.
It was thus that Rockall was first settled.For centuries, sailors passed by Rockall never thinking that it could ever have
been inhabited and assumed that St Magnus had perished on the journey into
the Atlantic. Their error lay in always passing Rockall on the eastern side.
This side of the island presents a stern and austere face of solid magma occupied
only by the descendants of the seabirds to which Magnus spread the Word.In 1588, the Spanish Armada was defeated and a few galleons tried to escape
around Cape Wrath. All but one was wrecked. The surviving vessel, the “Santa Andreas”
was later captured off Oban. In a document from the time, the Captain spoke of
“the paradise island of Rockall.” The locals thought he was mad and hanged him.It was not until 1955 that the Royal Navy, under the pretext of setting up a station
for monitoring Russian submarines, claimed Rockall for the Crown and promptly
gave it to Scotland.It has now been revealed that the western side of Rockall benefits from the Gulf Stream
and is a subtropical paradise of golden beaches and lush vegetation. Although previously
a destination for luxury hotels and high-end shopping for only the big names at Holyrood,
this year, the island has been opened up to all and can expect an influx of new visitors
as there are now flights from all Scotland’s major airports and Prestwick.
The art of building a boat out of seaweed and rocks has been lost, the ANCIENTS knew.
Boris said:
Travel Scotland Goals Group, OFFICIAL. ·The most remote Scottish island is Rockall. It was discovered by
St Magnus the Obtuse in 897 AD.It is recorded that, in 882, St Magnus left what he saw as “the sinful Isle of Mull”
to escape the temptations of Tobermory and find solitude on the isle of Soay.
There he built a huge personal monastery of peat and lived in a cell 5 foot by
five foot. His chronicles record that, after eating some cheese he found on the
beach, he awoke from a dream in which a goat had told him to sail west and
preach to seabirds. He built a boat of seaweed, grass, and rocks and set off.
It was thus that Rockall was first settled.For centuries, sailors passed by Rockall never thinking that it could ever have
been inhabited and assumed that St Magnus had perished on the journey into
the Atlantic. Their error lay in always passing Rockall on the eastern side.
This side of the island presents a stern and austere face of solid magma occupied
only by the descendants of the seabirds to which Magnus spread the Word.In 1588, the Spanish Armada was defeated and a few galleons tried to escape
around Cape Wrath. All but one was wrecked. The surviving vessel, the “Santa Andreas”
was later captured off Oban. In a document from the time, the Captain spoke of
“the paradise island of Rockall.” The locals thought he was mad and hanged him.It was not until 1955 that the Royal Navy, under the pretext of setting up a station
for monitoring Russian submarines, claimed Rockall for the Crown and promptly
gave it to Scotland.It has now been revealed that the western side of Rockall benefits from the Gulf Stream
and is a subtropical paradise of golden beaches and lush vegetation. Although previously
a destination for luxury hotels and high-end shopping for only the big names at Holyrood,
this year, the island has been opened up to all and can expect an influx of new visitors
as there are now flights from all Scotland’s major airports and Prestwick.
Well T so-called ATE certainly needs an update. They know hardly any of that.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Boris said:
Travel Scotland Goals Group, OFFICIAL. ·The most remote Scottish island is Rockall. It was discovered by
St Magnus the Obtuse in 897 AD.It is recorded that, in 882, St Magnus left what he saw as “the sinful Isle of Mull”
to escape the temptations of Tobermory and find solitude on the isle of Soay.
There he built a huge personal monastery of peat and lived in a cell 5 foot by
five foot. His chronicles record that, after eating some cheese he found on the
beach, he awoke from a dream in which a goat had told him to sail west and
preach to seabirds. He built a boat of seaweed, grass, and rocks and set off.
It was thus that Rockall was first settled.For centuries, sailors passed by Rockall never thinking that it could ever have
been inhabited and assumed that St Magnus had perished on the journey into
the Atlantic. Their error lay in always passing Rockall on the eastern side.
This side of the island presents a stern and austere face of solid magma occupied
only by the descendants of the seabirds to which Magnus spread the Word.In 1588, the Spanish Armada was defeated and a few galleons tried to escape
around Cape Wrath. All but one was wrecked. The surviving vessel, the “Santa Andreas”
was later captured off Oban. In a document from the time, the Captain spoke of
“the paradise island of Rockall.” The locals thought he was mad and hanged him.It was not until 1955 that the Royal Navy, under the pretext of setting up a station
for monitoring Russian submarines, claimed Rockall for the Crown and promptly
gave it to Scotland.It has now been revealed that the western side of Rockall benefits from the Gulf Stream
and is a subtropical paradise of golden beaches and lush vegetation. Although previously
a destination for luxury hotels and high-end shopping for only the big names at Holyrood,
this year, the island has been opened up to all and can expect an influx of new visitors
as there are now flights from all Scotland’s major airports and Prestwick.
Well T so-called ATE certainly needs an update. They know hardly any of that.
LOLOLOL

Duke of Wellington statue in Central Glasgow …
Minus it’s legendary traffic cone that’s been taken down for repair

Bogsnorkler said:
(y)
SCIENCE said:
Boris said:
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
Arts said:
these memes are really struggling
It’s metahumour
have your lawyer talk to my lawyer…
at least the thread title is excellent.
it’s evergreen
we mean that whole thing really was about mememememememememememememememememememememe so the negative judgement was a bit unfair



ChrispenEvan said:
25 × 60.
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
25 × 60.
to be correct it should be 250mm x 600mm.

To avoid queues to access the toilets on Ben Nevis top,
the maximum capacity of the chemical toilets has been
increased to 6 people at a time. Once inside a progressive
number will be provided for the direct access to the toilet.
While waiting for your turn you can read the newspapers
that are distributed in and which can also be useful for
other things.
ChrispenEvan said:
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To avoid queues to access the toilets on Ben Nevis top,
the maximum capacity of the chemical toilets has been
increased to 6 people at a time. Once inside a progressive
number will be provided for the direct access to the toilet.
While waiting for your turn you can read the newspapers
that are distributed in and which can also be useful for
other things.
That doesn’t look anything like Ben Nevis’s top, so I am calling balderdash.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
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To avoid queues to access the toilets on Ben Nevis top,
the maximum capacity of the chemical toilets has been
increased to 6 people at a time. Once inside a progressive
number will be provided for the direct access to the toilet.
While waiting for your turn you can read the newspapers
that are distributed in and which can also be useful for
other things.
That doesn’t look anything like Ben Nevis’s top, so I am calling balderdash.
It’s humour (which is why it’s in the meme thread).
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
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To avoid queues to access the toilets on Ben Nevis top,
the maximum capacity of the chemical toilets has been
increased to 6 people at a time. Once inside a progressive
number will be provided for the direct access to the toilet.
While waiting for your turn you can read the newspapers
that are distributed in and which can also be useful for
other things.
That doesn’t look anything like Ben Nevis’s top, so I am calling balderdash.
It’s humour (which is why it’s in the meme thread).
I walked to the top of Ben Nevis in 1965. The walk starts from just above sea level.
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:That doesn’t look anything like Ben Nevis’s top, so I am calling balderdash.
It’s humour (which is why it’s in the meme thread).
I walked to the top of Ben Nevis in 1965. The walk starts from just above sea level.
Tom, my driver the other day, has also done it and said it was quite a challenge.
Michael V said:
… just above sea level.
handy that.
Tourists blast Ben Nevis for being ‘too high, lacking 4G signal and not having a McDonald’s’
JOE
Tourists blast Ben Nevis for being ‘too high, lacking 4G signal and not having a McDonald’s’
Some had expected a ‘ramp system that would travel me to the top’
Disgruntled tourists blasted Ben Nevis for being “too high”, “lacking 4G signal” and were livid they “couldn’t even get McDonald’s there”.
As the highest mountain in the UK, it’s one of Britain’s most famous landmarks and offers breathtaking views of the Scottish landscape.
Every year, more than 100,000 people visit the mountain to take in the breathtaking views of the Scottish Highlands.
But it doesn’t seem like everyone leaves satisfied.
Some of have come away from the beauty spot feeling underwhelmed – complaining about no supermarkets at the summit and the number stones around the path.
One visitor tried to ascend the mountain on a mobility scooter, together with her partner on a wheelchair and wrote on TripAdvisor: “After four-and-a-half hours laying on the path, a lovely family took turns carrying me up the mountain.”
But upon reaching the top, she found only more disappointment.
She said: “Not a single shop. I almost died getting to the top, and I couldn’t even get McDonald’s there!!!”
Another visitor had a hard time hiking with his buggy chair and said: “I had hoped for a ramp system that would travel me to the top, but there wasn’t.”
He even suggested government action to make the trail easier: “At the very least reduce the height of the mountain, it is simply too high.”
Another unfortunate visitor found the hike a little too challenging and wrote: “Even the sheep looked miserable.
“About three quarters of the way up my patience with my wife blew away too… if you have to take someone take a dog, as they can’t moan that their legs hurt.
“The whole trip has cost me all of my hiking gear… and a divorce.”
A man went even further and used the mountain to reflect on the whole country, and said: “Lacked 4G signal in many places, basically this mountain sums up Scotland as a whole.”
And when he finally reached the summit, another unexpected surprise and he added: “Also there was snow on the top… I don’t like snow.”
Another reviewer complained about the crowdedness of the path, and suggested there should be a “highway” coming up or down.
https://www.joe.co.uk/life/tourists-blast-ben-nevis-for-being-too-high-lacking-4g-signal-and-not-having-a-mcdonalds-2-429428
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
… just above sea level.handy that.
It’d be much easier if one could drive to the top, like could be done for Australia’s highest mountain in the past.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
… just above sea level.handy that.
It’d be much easier if one could drive to the top, like could be done for Australia’s highest mountain in the past.
if you have a road do you need a cablecar?
there’s always chopper



Yes.
OCDC said:
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Yes.
no. silence is the best.
ChrispenEvan said:
OCDC said:
Yes.
no. silence is the best.
bell or fish noise
ChrispenEvan said:
OCDC said:
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Yes.
no. silence is the best.
It’s golden.


OCDC said:
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Yes.
Picky picky…




sarahs mum said:
Tourists blast Ben Nevis for being ‘too high, lacking 4G signal and not having a McDonald’s’
JOETourists blast Ben Nevis for being ‘too high, lacking 4G signal and not having a McDonald’s’
Some had expected a ‘ramp system that would travel me to the top’
Disgruntled tourists blasted Ben Nevis for being “too high”, “lacking 4G signal” and were livid they “couldn’t even get McDonald’s there”.As the highest mountain in the UK, it’s one of Britain’s most famous landmarks and offers breathtaking views of the Scottish landscape.
Every year, more than 100,000 people visit the mountain to take in the breathtaking views of the Scottish Highlands.
But it doesn’t seem like everyone leaves satisfied.
Some of have come away from the beauty spot feeling underwhelmed – complaining about no supermarkets at the summit and the number stones around the path.
One visitor tried to ascend the mountain on a mobility scooter, together with her partner on a wheelchair and wrote on TripAdvisor: “After four-and-a-half hours laying on the path, a lovely family took turns carrying me up the mountain.”
But upon reaching the top, she found only more disappointment.
She said: “Not a single shop. I almost died getting to the top, and I couldn’t even get McDonald’s there!!!”
Another visitor had a hard time hiking with his buggy chair and said: “I had hoped for a ramp system that would travel me to the top, but there wasn’t.”
He even suggested government action to make the trail easier: “At the very least reduce the height of the mountain, it is simply too high.”
Another unfortunate visitor found the hike a little too challenging and wrote: “Even the sheep looked miserable.
“About three quarters of the way up my patience with my wife blew away too… if you have to take someone take a dog, as they can’t moan that their legs hurt.
“The whole trip has cost me all of my hiking gear… and a divorce.”
A man went even further and used the mountain to reflect on the whole country, and said: “Lacked 4G signal in many places, basically this mountain sums up Scotland as a whole.”
And when he finally reached the summit, another unexpected surprise and he added: “Also there was snow on the top… I don’t like snow.”
Another reviewer complained about the crowdedness of the path, and suggested there should be a “highway” coming up or down.
https://www.joe.co.uk/life/tourists-blast-ben-nevis-for-being-too-high-lacking-4g-signal-and-not-having-a-mcdonalds-2-429428

Ian said:
sarahs mum said:
Tourists blast Ben Nevis for being ‘too high, lacking 4G signal and not having a McDonald’s’
JOETourists blast Ben Nevis for being ‘too high, lacking 4G signal and not having a McDonald’s’
Some had expected a ‘ramp system that would travel me to the top’
Disgruntled tourists blasted Ben Nevis for being “too high”, “lacking 4G signal” and were livid they “couldn’t even get McDonald’s there”.As the highest mountain in the UK, it’s one of Britain’s most famous landmarks and offers breathtaking views of the Scottish landscape.
Every year, more than 100,000 people visit the mountain to take in the breathtaking views of the Scottish Highlands.
But it doesn’t seem like everyone leaves satisfied.
Some of have come away from the beauty spot feeling underwhelmed – complaining about no supermarkets at the summit and the number stones around the path.
One visitor tried to ascend the mountain on a mobility scooter, together with her partner on a wheelchair and wrote on TripAdvisor: “After four-and-a-half hours laying on the path, a lovely family took turns carrying me up the mountain.”
But upon reaching the top, she found only more disappointment.
She said: “Not a single shop. I almost died getting to the top, and I couldn’t even get McDonald’s there!!!”
Another visitor had a hard time hiking with his buggy chair and said: “I had hoped for a ramp system that would travel me to the top, but there wasn’t.”
He even suggested government action to make the trail easier: “At the very least reduce the height of the mountain, it is simply too high.”
Another unfortunate visitor found the hike a little too challenging and wrote: “Even the sheep looked miserable.
“About three quarters of the way up my patience with my wife blew away too… if you have to take someone take a dog, as they can’t moan that their legs hurt.
“The whole trip has cost me all of my hiking gear… and a divorce.”
A man went even further and used the mountain to reflect on the whole country, and said: “Lacked 4G signal in many places, basically this mountain sums up Scotland as a whole.”
And when he finally reached the summit, another unexpected surprise and he added: “Also there was snow on the top… I don’t like snow.”
Another reviewer complained about the crowdedness of the path, and suggested there should be a “highway” coming up or down.
https://www.joe.co.uk/life/tourists-blast-ben-nevis-for-being-too-high-lacking-4g-signal-and-not-having-a-mcdonalds-2-429428
They have wifi towers going up mount Everest to maintain wi-fi connectivity going up there. And wi-not.

Kingy said:
Lol

dv said:
That’s very late.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
That’s very late.
are they
sarahs mum said:
they forgot nonlocal
dv said:
Kingy said:
Lol
totally nailed it
wait
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Kingy said:
Lol
totally nailed it
wait
Hooved it.


not all bears
ChrispenEvan said:
What we do is save all the offcuts and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.
SCIENCE said:
not all bears
ChrispenEvan said:
Pass.
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:not all bears
Not all bears are bears.
They were never.

dv said:
sounds like some kind of economic blackwater
dv said:
My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
Soooooooy un perdador!
I’m a loser, baby
So why don’t you kill me
(Sewage sludge pump alarm)
roughbarked said:
dv said:
My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
So it’s an alarm issue not a real problem?

Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:
My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
So it’s an alarm issue not a real problem?
it is to alert you not alarm you.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
Why does your sewage need a sludge pump? None of the places I have ever lived in ever needed one.

ChrispenEvan said:
I’m calling that out as bullshit.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:
My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
Why does your sewage need a sludge pump? None of the places I have ever lived in ever needed one.
I wondered that too. I think some of the more modern septic systems have a pump involved (ours is just a concrete pit in the ground) but I’d expect roughbarked to be sewered.

Absolutely unironically this
dv said:
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Absolutely unironically this
dv said:
Absolutely unironically this
easy
dv said:
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Absolutely unironically this
Bryant Russell Smith is a mystery wrapped in a tortilla.
Tamb said:
dv said:
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Absolutely unironically this
WTF is an Irish exit?
To leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.
party_pants said:
Tamb said:
dv said:
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Absolutely unironically this
WTF is an Irish exit?To leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.
My learning for today.
party_pants said:
Tamb said:
dv said:
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Absolutely unironically this
WTF is an Irish exit?To leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.
party_pants said:
Tamb said:
dv said:
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Absolutely unironically this
WTF is an Irish exit?To leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.
Never heard of that before.
Michael V said:
party_pants said:Ditto. But then I never attend parties.Tamb said:Never heard of that before.WTF is an Irish exit?To leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.
Michael V said:
party_pants said:
Tamb said:WTF is an Irish exit?
To leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.
Never heard of that before.
Me neither. I had to look it up.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
party_pants said:To leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.
Never heard of that before.
Me neither. I had to look it up.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:
My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
Why does your sewage need a sludge pump? None of the places I have ever lived in ever needed one.
roughie is a vegetarian. lots of sludge.
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
Why does your sewage need a sludge pump? None of the places I have ever lived in ever needed one.
roughie is a vegetarian. lots of sludge.

Tamb said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
Never heard of that before.
Me neither. I had to look it up.
It seems to be of US origin.
so more casual racism
dv said:
there’s a lot to unpack in that.
Not sure if that is an endorsement or not.
ChrispenEvan said:
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
So it’s an alarm issue not a real problem?
it is to alert you not alarm you.
It seems to be faulty sensors.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:
My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
Why does your sewage need a sludge pump? None of the places I have ever lived in ever needed one.
We are down hill from the sewage plant and about 15km away. Anyway, it is what the Shire Council dumped on us.
They’d tried three times to ask our permission to put a sewage plant out here and the village almost unaminously said no. So the Shire said you are getting this one whether you want it or not.
So they put a pumping station in the middle one of three rural suburban villages this side of town and sludge our stuff up until it can be pumped though thin pipes to the distant plant.
buffy said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
Why does your sewage need a sludge pump? None of the places I have ever lived in ever needed one.
I wondered that too. I think some of the more modern septic systems have a pump involved (ours is just a concrete pit in the ground) but I’d expect roughbarked to be sewered.
This is a new thing. We spent almost forty years with the concretee septic tannk which was fine but the council decided they could get a grant to do it and fill the sanitation bill on shire requirements. Because we are in a low area and near wetlands they fear there is too much faecal matter iin the groundwater.
Tamb said:
party_pants said:
Tamb said:WTF is an Irish exit?
To leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.
Thank you. A gap in my education has been filled.
I’ve Irish heritage and I’ve only just now learned this.
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
Why does your sewage need a sludge pump? None of the places I have ever lived in ever needed one.
roughie is a vegetarian. lots of sludge.
He said mine was the cleanest sludge pump tank he’d opened and I assume he’s opened a lot. Many other alarms have gone off in the village before mine.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
Why does your sewage need a sludge pump? None of the places I have ever lived in ever needed one.
We are down hill from the sewage plant and about 15km away. Anyway, it is what the Shire Council dumped on us.
They’d tried three times to ask our permission to put a sewage plant out here and the village almost unaminously said no. So the Shire said you are getting this one whether you want it or not.
So they put a pumping station in the middle one of three rural suburban villages this side of town and sludge our stuff up until it can be pumped though thin pipes to the distant plant.
Huh. Ta.

roughbarked said:
dv said:
My sewage sludge pump alarm started sreeching last night. I switched it off at the meter board and called the after hours council number this morning. About 20 minutes later a bloke called Chris knocked at my door and tested the whole system and said, “It is working properly at the moment. If it plays up again give us a ring and we’ll replace the whole unit.
Well shit.
Michael V said:
party_pants said:
Tamb said:WTF is an Irish exit?
To leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.
Never heard of that before.
me neither…but then, I don’t really party.
buffy said:
Michael V said:
party_pants said:To leave a party without saying goodbye to the host.
Never heard of that before.
me neither…but then, I don’t really party.
Yet another, same here.
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
Why does your sewage need a sludge pump? None of the places I have ever lived in ever needed one.
roughie is a vegetarian. lots of sludge.
He said mine was the cleanest sludge pump tank he’d opened and I assume he’s opened a lot. Many other alarms have gone off in the village before mine.
The cleanest sludge pump ever¿ The best¿ The most stable and most genius¿ Nobody else ever got theirs as clean¿
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughie is a vegetarian. lots of sludge.
He said mine was the cleanest sludge pump tank he’d opened and I assume he’s opened a lot. Many other alarms have gone off in the village before mine.
The cleanest sludge pump ever¿ The best¿ The most stable and most genius¿ Nobody else ever got theirs as clean¿
‘Sir! Sir!’
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughie is a vegetarian. lots of sludge.
He said mine was the cleanest sludge pump tank he’d opened and I assume he’s opened a lot. Many other alarms have gone off in the village before mine.
The cleanest sludge pump ever¿ The best¿ The most stable and most genius¿ Nobody else ever got theirs as clean¿
Dunno about any of the other maintenance 24 hour service blokes. This was just the one example.

Whoosh!!
OCDC said:
Whoosh!!
You took that well.
Whoosh!!
OCDC said:
Whoosh!!

:)

OCDC said:
Whoosh!!
Dunno about tornadoes in Victoria, but there’s a bit of whooshing going in in forum country.
buffy said:
OCDC said:
Whoosh!!
Dunno about tornadoes in Victoria, but there’s a bit of whooshing going in in forum country.
The wind has whooshed the rain away so I may try a bit of maaring.
Kingy said:
Ha
What are we whooshing about today
dv said:
What are we whooshing about todayObliviousness.
dv said:
What are we whooshing about today
That which you said ‘ha’ to.
buffy said:
OCDC said:
Whoosh!!
Dunno about tornadoes in Victoria, but there’s a bit of whooshing going in in forum country.
Apparently those wild winds are still on their way
roughbarked said:
buffy said:
OCDC said:
Whoosh!!
Dunno about tornadoes in Victoria, but there’s a bit of whooshing going in in forum country.
Apparently those wild winds are still on their way
The radio here (a nationally syndicated program on Sunday mornings) said chance of damaging hail for parts of Victoria.








Kingy said:
:)
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:
buffy said:Dunno about tornadoes in Victoria, but there’s a bit of whooshing going in in forum country.
Apparently those wild winds are still on their way
The radio here (a nationally syndicated program on Sunday mornings) said chance of damaging hail for parts of Victoria.
xenophobia all over?


Scottish twitter.


Congratulations go to all the kids of Skye Boys Brigade,
pictured is the lads earning their camping badges





SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Can’t believe that was 18 years ago
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Can’t believe that was 18 years ago
still just as entertaining even after cancel culture
dv said:
Well there you go.

ChrispenEvan said:
Pity they don’t have hubcaps these days. One could place a bag of prawn shells in there.
ChrispenEvan said:
When someone can’t park and pisses you off, give them the gift that they can feel for awhile… can’t park? Just an ass hole? Reach in, add 4-6oz of weight to a steer tire and bam! You’ll be laughing inside for days!!!
can’t you just sprinkle some breadcrumbs on their windscreen and let the avian bioconverters do their good work instead
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
When someone can’t park and pisses you off, give them the gift that they can feel for awhile… can’t park? Just an ass hole? Reach in, add 4-6oz of weight to a steer tire and bam! You’ll be laughing inside for days!!!
Pity they don’t have hubcaps these days. One could place a bag of prawn shells in there.
Customer concern of a “whistling noise when in motion”
I’m no tech, but it COULD very well be your friend that zip tied a fkn harmonica to the underside of your truck bro.
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
When someone can’t park and pisses you off, give them the gift that they can feel for awhile… can’t park? Just an ass hole? Reach in, add 4-6oz of weight to a steer tire and bam! You’ll be laughing inside for days!!!
can’t you just sprinkle some breadcrumbs on their windscreen and let the avian bioconverters do their good work instead
well, yes you could if you were the type of person who walked around with a bag of breadcrumbs in their pocket.
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
When someone can’t park and pisses you off, give them the gift that they can feel for awhile… can’t park? Just an ass hole? Reach in, add 4-6oz of weight to a steer tire and bam! You’ll be laughing inside for days!!!
can’t you just sprinkle some breadcrumbs on their windscreen and let the avian bioconverters do their good work instead
well, yes you could if you were the type of person who walked around with a bag of breadcrumbs in their pocket.
you’re right we’d probably toss potato chips on that glasswork instead but we should be upping our nerd game and carrying more ducqkt tape around with us for important occasions
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:I always keep emergency oranges and foil in my bag, along with a towel.SCIENCE said:you’re right we’d probably toss potato chips on that glasswork instead but we should be upping our nerd game and carrying more ducqkt tape around with us for important occasionscan’t you just sprinkle some breadcrumbs on their windscreen and let the avian bioconverters do their good work insteadwell, yes you could if you were the type of person who walked around with a bag of breadcrumbs in their pocket.

OCDC said:
SCIENCE said:ChrispenEvan said:I always keep emergency oranges and foil in my bag, along with a towel.well, yes you could if you were the type of person who walked around with a bag of breadcrumbs in their pocket.you’re right we’d probably toss potato chips on that glasswork instead but we should be upping our nerd game and carrying more ducqkt tape around with us for important occasions
I knew of a bloke in Sydney whose house wasright next ot a golf club parking lot, with a cyclone wire fence between it and his property.
Cars would nudge forward, or reverse a bit more and a bit more, when parking, until contact was made with the cyclone wire. Eventually, this led to the wire being pushed into a ‘bulge’ into his property.
He complained repeatedly about it to the club, and thye put up some signs, but , every time the wire was straightened, it would happen again.
Ultimately, he told the club that, while he was concerned about the fence, it worried him that it might damage the cars.
He told me that what he did was give the cyclone wire a liberal coating of brake fluid. Contact between car and wire had no immediate effect, but, after a while, when the car was washed, the duco would come off in a distinctive cyclone wire pattern.
The message was,finally, taken seriously.
captain_spalding said:
OCDC said:
SCIENCE said:you’re right we’d probably toss potato chips on that glasswork instead but we should be upping our nerd game and carrying more ducqkt tape around with us for important occasionsI always keep emergency oranges and foil in my bag, along with a towel.
I knew of a bloke in Sydney whose house wasright next ot a golf club parking lot, with a cyclone wire fence between it and his property.
Cars would nudge forward, or reverse a bit more and a bit more, when parking, until contact was made with the cyclone wire. Eventually, this led to the wire being pushed into a ‘bulge’ into his property.
He complained repeatedly about it to the club, and thye put up some signs, but , every time the wire was straightened, it would happen again.
Ultimately, he told the club that, while he was concerned about the fence, it worried him that it might damage the cars.
He told me that what he did was give the cyclone wire a liberal coating of brake fluid. Contact between car and wire had no immediate effect, but, after a while, when the car was washed, the duco would come off in a distinctive cyclone wire pattern.
The message was,finally, taken seriously.
I’ll be keeping that in my notebook. Thanks. ;)
you people are brutal.
although I don’t really believe half the stories, wilful damage to someone’s property is a crime. even in passive aggressive way
Arts said:
you people are brutal.although I don’t really believe half the stories, wilful damage to someone’s property is a crime. even in passive aggressive way
To tell the truth, though I’ve joked about some of this I’ve never actually harmed anyone’s property.
Arts said:
you people are brutal.although I don’t really believe half the stories, wilful damage to someone’s property is a crime. even in passive aggressive way


Arts said:
you people are brutal.
although I don’t really believe half the stories, wilful damage to someone’s property is a crime. even in passive aggressive way
feeding birds though
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
you people are brutal.
although I don’t really believe half the stories, wilful damage to someone’s property is a crime. even in passive aggressive way
feeding birds though
Should really allow birds to feed themselves.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:Arts said:
you people are brutal.
although I don’t really believe half the stories, wilful damage to someone’s property is a crime. even in passive aggressive way
feeding birds though
Should really allow birds to feed themselves.
we were that poor we’d leave a window open and the birds would throw us some bread.




sarahs mum said:
Yeah that and knocking notes of the staff.


I’m wondering how that vegan died. Also, what does it taste like?

roughbarked said:
I’m wondering how that vegan died. Also, what does it taste like?
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/18610629.glasvegan-cafes-pure-deid-vegan-sign-criticism-laughed-off-owner/
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
I’m wondering how that vegan died. Also, what does it taste like?
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/18610629.glasvegan-cafes-pure-deid-vegan-sign-criticism-laughed-off-owner/
deified
Bogsnorkler said:
Count me in.
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Count me in.
typical Americans, they think they see everyone
ruby said:
this is highly inaccurate…
she avoids holding his hand as much as possible.
Arts said:
ruby said:
this is highly inaccurate…
she avoids holding his hand as much as possible.
wing man
Arts said:
ruby said:
this is highly inaccurate…
she avoids holding his hand as much as possible.

Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
I’m wondering how that vegan died. Also, what does it taste like?
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/18610629.glasvegan-cafes-pure-deid-vegan-sign-criticism-laughed-off-owner/
I see.
Arts said:
ruby said:
this is highly inaccurate…
she avoids holding his hand as much as possible.
I think it looks like he’s grabbed hers and she doesn’t like it.
Arts said:
Arts said:
ruby said:
this is highly inaccurate…
she avoids holding his hand as much as possible.
Looks clear there that she wants no part of it.

This is just a gentle reminder that you should
always leave your Scottish milkman a tip at
Christmas, otherwise they tend to get a little
tetchy

roughbarked said:
Arts said:
ruby said:
this is highly inaccurate…
she avoids holding his hand as much as possible.
I think it looks like he’s grabbed hers and she doesn’t like it.
grab them by the pisiform
Bogsnorkler said:
Love it.
dv said:
Truly sad.
roughbarked said:
Arts said:
ruby said:
this is highly inaccurate…
she avoids holding his hand as much as possible.
I think it looks like he’s grabbed hers and she doesn’t like it.
Yeah, I think we need a photorealistic art thread for this one.
Bogsnorkler said:
Elon will bring them home safely.

sarahs mum said:
bump.
sarahs mum said:
sarahs mum said:
bump.
why?

1685. Tam Roach, from Stonehaven, engineer, entrepreneur
and inventor of the Spliffomatic, in heated negotiations with
French paper supplier Phillipe Rizla.
Unfortunately for Tam, without a European patent, his design
was stolen by the Frenchman and scaled back to the pathetically
small, pocket sized model we have these days.
sarahs mum said:
sarahs mum said:
bump.
Don’t think I’ll attempt to play that :)

dv said:
Gosh!
Michael V said:
dv said:
Gosh!
Probably genetic engineering

Ian said:
Giorgia






Kingy said:
what about a piece of fruit?
Bogsnorkler said:
hi donde
sarahs mum said:
Kingy said:
what about a piece of fruit?
It depends on which piece of fruit. If it’s a strawberry I’m done for.
I can’t defend against that. I’m just gonna dip it in thick cream and eat it.
Kingy said:
sarahs mum said:
Kingy said:
what about a piece of fruit?
It depends on which piece of fruit. If it’s a strawberry I’m done for.
I can’t defend against that. I’m just gonna dip it in thick cream and eat it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqTFPuiMSk8&t=14s
sarahs mum said:
Kingy said:
what about a piece of fruit?
Self defense classes with pieces of fruit.
sarahs mum said:
Kingy said:
sarahs mum said:what about a piece of fruit?
It depends on which piece of fruit. If it’s a strawberry I’m done for.
I can’t defend against that. I’m just gonna dip it in thick cream and eat it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqTFPuiMSk8&t=14s
Touche, Ms Mum. :)
sarahs mum said:
Kingy said:
sarahs mum said:what about a piece of fruit?
It depends on which piece of fruit. If it’s a strawberry I’m done for.
I can’t defend against that. I’m just gonna dip it in thick cream and eat it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqTFPuiMSk8&t=14s
Fkn bananas.
I’m gonna attack all the banana plantations in advance.
Then, I’m going to have a nap.

https://www.facebook.com/femanji/videos/1551898545417632
humorous if you like this sort of stuff.
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
hi donde
The “Yes I’m “ is what’s disturbing me
dv said:
SCIENCE said:Bogsnorkler said:
hi donde
The “Yes I’m “ is what’s disturbing me
he looks foreign so some slack with the complexities of the English language are in order.
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
SCIENCE said:hi donde
The “Yes I’m “ is what’s disturbing me
he looks foreign so some slack with the complexities of the English language are in order.
It’s an unambiguous abbreviation.
What’s the problem?

A rare picture of a captive Hooley Haggis with its trainer, Foostie Finn, circa 1847.
Now extinct, the Hooley once roamed the moors of Aberdeenshire, building its
peat dens and living off illicit whisky, heather honey and the occasional lone
traveller. Highly intelligent, this largest of all haggis could be taught to dance,
and was a popular performer at ceilidhs, weddings and hooleys (hence the name).
Bogsnorkler said:
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A rare picture of a captive Hooley Haggis with its trainer, Foostie Finn, circa 1847.
Now extinct, the Hooley once roamed the moors of Aberdeenshire, building its
peat dens and living off illicit whisky, heather honey and the occasional lone
traveller. Highly intelligent, this largest of all haggis could be taught to dance,
and was a popular performer at ceilidhs, weddings and hooleys (hence the name).
The bears the one on the right?
Bogsnorkler said:
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A rare picture of a captive Hooley Haggis with its trainer, Foostie Finn, circa 1847.
Now extinct, the Hooley once roamed the moors of Aberdeenshire, building its
peat dens and living off illicit whisky, heather honey and the occasional lone
traveller. Highly intelligent, this largest of all haggis could be taught to dance,
and was a popular performer at ceilidhs, weddings and hooleys (hence the name).
Strangely, the Bingbot knows nothing of the Hooley Haggis.
The Googlebot may perhaps be better informed.
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
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A rare picture of a captive Hooley Haggis with its trainer, Foostie Finn, circa 1847.
Now extinct, the Hooley once roamed the moors of Aberdeenshire, building its
peat dens and living off illicit whisky, heather honey and the occasional lone
traveller. Highly intelligent, this largest of all haggis could be taught to dance,
and was a popular performer at ceilidhs, weddings and hooleys (hence the name).
The bears the one on the right?
Hard to tell. masters of disguise are Hooley Haggi.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
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A rare picture of a captive Hooley Haggis with its trainer, Foostie Finn, circa 1847.
Now extinct, the Hooley once roamed the moors of Aberdeenshire, building its
peat dens and living off illicit whisky, heather honey and the occasional lone
traveller. Highly intelligent, this largest of all haggis could be taught to dance,
and was a popular performer at ceilidhs, weddings and hooleys (hence the name).
Strangely, the Bingbot knows nothing of the Hooley Haggis.
The Googlebot may perhaps be better informed.
Or more gullible.
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
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A rare picture of a captive Hooley Haggis with its trainer, Foostie Finn, circa 1847.
Now extinct, the Hooley once roamed the moors of Aberdeenshire, building its
peat dens and living off illicit whisky, heather honey and the occasional lone
traveller. Highly intelligent, this largest of all haggis could be taught to dance,
and was a popular performer at ceilidhs, weddings and hooleys (hence the name).
Strangely, the Bingbot knows nothing of the Hooley Haggis.
The Googlebot may perhaps be better informed.
Or more gullible.
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Strangely, the Bingbot knows nothing of the Hooley Haggis.
The Googlebot may perhaps be better informed.
Or more gullible.
There’s some related stuff here: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/what-is-haggis
I once spent a whole day with a lady friend of Scots origin, searching across Sydney for haggis.
We’d go to e.g. a meat vendo, who had none, but who’d give us a clue as to another supplier who might have some, who turned out to have stopped selling them, but knew of a shop that might have some, who referred us on…etc. etc.
The best that we could turn up was tinned haggis, which she disdained.

The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:The “Yes I’m “ is what’s disturbing me
he looks foreign so some slack with the complexities of the English language are in order.
It’s an unambiguous abbreviation.
What’s the problem?
It’s ubambiguous but unconventional. It is just not part of this language we’ve.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
he looks foreign so some slack with the complexities of the English language are in order.
It’s an unambiguous abbreviation.
What’s the problem?
It’s ubambiguous but unconventional. It is just not part of this language we’ve.
shrug e’volution shrug

1880. Thomas Edison is in Scotland, showing off his
wondrous new invention, the electric lightbulb to an
astonished crowd at the Caird Hall in Dundee.
The bright, crisp, steady light source, however,
accidentally uncovers one of 19th century Scotland’s
most notorious conmen, local lad Dessy Thompson,
who had been masquerading as the City’s official sign
language interpreter for seven uninterrupted years.

Bogsnorkler said:
0:03 / 4:15
Harry Chapin – Six String Orchestra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5duKNV8wPqk
sarahs mum said:
Bogsnorkler said:
0:03 / 4:15
Harry Chapin – Six String Orchestra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5duKNV8wPqk
Heh.

for arts and her dog




Bogsnorkler said:
Mr. Gauld, I presume. :)

Bogsnorkler said:
:)

OCDC said:
oooo.
sarahs mum said:
OCDC said:
oooo.
Those people appear to be qualified to work for ABC News.
It’s a concern that there are people this stupid out there.
While living next to his neighbour, Jennifer Everett, for the last few years, Rick Conners has been using her wifi without her knowledge. After Ms. Everett protected her wifi access with a password, Mr. Conners has been demanding that she return his access to her internet. After denying his request, Mr. Conners decided to sue her and claims that since he is subjected to her loud music, he should be allowed to access her wifi because after all, the signal much like the music bleeds through the walls and into his residence.
OCDC said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Homophones, eh.
:)





jk, no one likes my memes

dv said:

ChrispenEvan said:
Like

ChrispenEvan said:
I looked up sengas tablet, but I’m none the wiser.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I looked up sengas tablet, but I’m none the wiser.
Just go with it, it’s the vibe, it’s the mabo.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I looked up sengas tablet, but I’m none the wiser.
Just go with it, it’s the vibe, it’s the mabo.
Is a Liam called a Ned? as Senga is the (offensive)female version of Ned, old Scot.

roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I looked up sengas tablet, but I’m none the wiser.
Just go with it, it’s the vibe, it’s the mabo.
Is a Liam called a Ned? as Senga is the (offensive)female version of Ned, old Scot.
he name was relatively common in West Central Scotland until the 1980s, and is sometimes said to derive from Agnes.
Proper noun
Senga
A female given name originating as a coinage, of mainly Scottish usage.Noun
Senga (plural Sengas)
(Scotland, derogatory, slang, offensive) A female “ned”.Usage notes
More common in West Central Scotland than other parts of the country.
It is a little humbling to be from a century where the horse-drawn carriage was a major form of transport.
Though I suspect a human drew this one.
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:Just go with it, it’s the vibe, it’s the mabo.
Is a Liam called a Ned? as Senga is the (offensive)female version of Ned, old Scot.
he name was relatively common in West Central Scotland until the 1980s, and is sometimes said to derive from Agnes.
Proper nounSenga
A female given name originating as a coinage, of mainly Scottish usage.Noun
Senga (plural Sengas)
(Scotland, derogatory, slang, offensive) A female “ned”.Usage notes
More common in West Central Scotland than other parts of the country.
In spite of my Scottish ancestry, I have no idea what a “ned” or a “senga” are.
I suppose my parents avoided such derogatory terms.
The bingbot doesn’t seem to know either. It thinks its either a mis-type of “Samsung” or another word for aunt.
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:Just go with it, it’s the vibe, it’s the mabo.
Is a Liam called a Ned? as Senga is the (offensive)female version of Ned, old Scot.
he name was relatively common in West Central Scotland until the 1980s, and is sometimes said to derive from Agnes.
Proper nounSenga
A female given name originating as a coinage, of mainly Scottish usage.Noun
Senga (plural Sengas)
(Scotland, derogatory, slang, offensive) A female “ned”.Usage notes
More common in West Central Scotland than other parts of the country.
Senega officinalis is a species of flowering plant in the milkwort family
It has medicinal properties and is sold in tablet form.
dv said:
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It is a little humbling to be from a century where the horse-drawn carriage was a major form of transport.
Though I suspect a human drew this one.
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:Is a Liam called a Ned? as Senga is the (offensive)female version of Ned, old Scot.
he name was relatively common in West Central Scotland until the 1980s, and is sometimes said to derive from Agnes.
Proper nounSenga
A female given name originating as a coinage, of mainly Scottish usage.Noun
Senga (plural Sengas)
(Scotland, derogatory, slang, offensive) A female “ned”.Usage notes
More common in West Central Scotland than other parts of the country.Senega officinalis is a species of flowering plant in the milkwort family
It has medicinal properties and is sold in tablet form.
OK. There you go.


https://www.facebook.com/share/r/GsfuPcetMwvAAYPF/?mibextid=D5vuiz
Workplace humour


Spiny Norman said:
:)
samenergy


#selfie #nofilter #wokelikethis


dv said:
so this is an allegory for the Republican party eh


dv said:


ChrispenEvan said:
lampoon


ChrispenEvan said:
i posted this the other day coz it made me laugh. And it either was not funny or not clicked on.
But it amuses me.
fsm said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
ChrispenEvan said:
i posted this the other day coz it made me laugh. And it either was not funny or not clicked on.
But it amuses me.
Amused myself as well.
sarahs mum said:
ChrispenEvan said:
i posted this the other day coz it made me laugh. And it either was not funny or not clicked on.
But it amuses me.
I don’t recall seeing it before, but I suspect the humour has passed at high speed over my head.
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Nup. I’ll need an explanation for that one. Why is he wearing a traffic cone on his head?
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
I read that the traffic cone has gone for now, so some maintenance can be done.
sarahs mum said:
ChrispenEvan said:
i posted this the other day coz it made me laugh. And it either was not funny or not clicked on.
But it amuses me.
fsm said:
How was the party last night, sm?
party_pants said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Nup. I’ll need an explanation for that one. Why is he wearing a traffic cone on his head?
There’s a statue somewhere in the UK of the D of W, and people (drunks, students, or perhaps, drunk students) once placed a traffic cone on the Duke’s head.
Since then, no matter how many times it’s been removed by ‘the authorities’, the cone has been quite promptly replaced.
party_pants said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Nup. I’ll need an explanation for that one. Why is he wearing a traffic cone on his head?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestrian_statue_of_the_Duke_of_Wellington,_Glasgow

captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Nup. I’ll need an explanation for that one. Why is he wearing a traffic cone on his head?
There’s a statue somewhere in the UK of the D of W, and people (drunks, students, or perhaps, drunk students) once placed a traffic cone on the Duke’s head.
Since then, no matter how many times it’s been removed by ‘the authorities’, the cone has been quite promptly replaced.
Yes, just caught up with the meme with my own research:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/88935/brief-controversial-history-famous-scottish-statue-and-its-traffic-cone-hat
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Nup. I’ll need an explanation for that one. Why is he wearing a traffic cone on his head?
There’s a statue somewhere in the UK of the D of W, and people (drunks, students, or perhaps, drunk students) once placed a traffic cone on the Duke’s head.
Since then, no matter how many times it’s been removed by ‘the authorities’, the cone has been quite promptly replaced.
OK thanks.
I had no prior knowledge of this phenomenon,
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Nup. I’ll need an explanation for that one. Why is he wearing a traffic cone on his head?
There’s a statue somewhere in the UK of the D of W, and people (drunks, students, or perhaps, drunk students) once placed a traffic cone on the Duke’s head.
Since then, no matter how many times it’s been removed by ‘the authorities’, the cone has been quite promptly replaced.
glasgow.
sarahs mum said:
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:Nup. I’ll need an explanation for that one. Why is he wearing a traffic cone on his head?
There’s a statue somewhere in the UK of the D of W, and people (drunks, students, or perhaps, drunk students) once placed a traffic cone on the Duke’s head.
Since then, no matter how many times it’s been removed by ‘the authorities’, the cone has been quite promptly replaced.
glasgow.
i thought that it’s in Scotland, but wasn’t certain.
sarahs mum said:
ChrispenEvan said:
i posted this the other day coz it made me laugh. And it either was not funny or not clicked on.
But it amuses me.
I don’t read everyone’s posts.

ChrispenEvan said:
Ha!
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Ha!
+1
AussieDJ said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Ha!
+1
how do they know he wasn’t just desperate to find good reading material

fsm said:
So two wrongs really do make a right.


fsm said:
Can you simplify this down for the lowest common denominator¿
SCIENCE said:
fsm said:
Can you simplify this down for the lowest common denominator¿
I’m surprised that of all, you chose to ask.
Ian said:
function
SCIENCE said:
Ian said:
function
and form.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
fsm said:
Can you simplify this down for the lowest common denominator¿
I’m surprised that of all, you chose to ask.
Why not it helps everyone to understand humours when they are simplified down to the elements.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Can you simplify this down for the lowest common denominator¿
I’m surprised that of all, you chose to ask.
Why not it helps everyone to understand humours when they are simplified down to the elements.
No problemo at that.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
I’m surprised that of all, you chose to ask.
Why not it helps everyone to understand humours when they are simplified down to the elements.
No problemo at that.
It is simply that you usually, don’t.
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Why not it helps everyone to understand humours when they are simplified down to the elements.
No problemo at that.
It is simply that you usually, don’t.
So what you’re saying is that the joke is falling planely flat.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
No problemo at that.
It is simply that you usually, don’t.
So what you’re saying is that the joke is falling planely flat.
With myself?
Look. Despite the fact that kii thinks I don’t have a sensofuma
….
She or you,
Heve no sense of connection.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
It is simply that you usually, don’t.
So what you’re saying is that the joke is falling planely flat.
With myself? Look. Despite the fact that kii thinks I don’t have a sensofuma
….
She or you,
Heve no sense of connection.
You’re right we weren’t meaning to draw any parallels between any of the contributors here, we apologise for the misunderstanding and resolve to in future come at these things from a right angle.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
So what you’re saying is that the joke is falling planely flat.
With myself? Look. Despite the fact that kii thinks I don’t have a sensofuma
….
She or you,
Heve no sense of connection.
You’re right we weren’t meaning to draw any parallels between any of the contributors here, we apologise for the misunderstanding and resolve to in future come at these things from a right angle.
Fark! Nintey degrees from anywhere just isn’t on the spot.
SCIENCE said:
fsm said:
Can you simplify this down for the lowest common denominator¿
https://grammarhow.com/heres-looking-at-you-kid-meaning/

sarahs mum said:
^
Kingy said:
SCIENCE said:
fsm said:
Can you simplify this down for the lowest common denominator¿

ah well we failed
In mathematics, the Euclidean algorithm, or Euclid’s algorithm, is an efficient method for computing the greatest common divisor (GCD) of two integers (numbers), the largest number that divides them both without a remainder. It is named after the ancient Greek mathematician Euclid, who first described it in his Elements (c. 300 BC). It is an example of an algorithm, a step-by-step procedure for performing a calculation according to well-defined rules, and is one of the oldest algorithms in common use. It can be used to reduce fractions to their simplest form, and is a part of many other number-theoretic and cryptographic calculations.

probably ASIANS then
The Rev Dodgson is going to love this one.
Corecore refers to an aesthetic that’s prevalent on TikTok under the hashtag “#corecore,” specifically within so-called NicheTok circles of NicheTokers, that plays on the -core suffix by making a “core” out of the collective consciousness of all “cores.” The aesthetic predominantly manifests into stylized video edits and meme compilations of glitzy, moldy and deep-fried shitpost videos akin to schizoposting and Gen Z signifiers. The aesthetic was first referenced on Tumblr in 2020 but was later viral on TikTok in 2022. Many corecore edits hark on sadness, depression and loneliness with many using sad slideshow audios. Others are more upbeat, using sped-up remixes and nightcore music. Originally, corecore videos used many British signifiers and harked on social change, global concerns and oversaturation of popular media. Going into 2023, corecore videos became more nonsensical. In January 2023, many news outlets like NBC, Time and Mashable shared articles about corecore.
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson is going to love this one.
Corecore refers to an aesthetic that’s prevalent on TikTok under the hashtag “#corecore,” specifically within so-called NicheTok circles of NicheTokers, that plays on the -core suffix by making a “core” out of the collective consciousness of all “cores.” The aesthetic predominantly manifests into stylized video edits and meme compilations of glitzy, moldy and deep-fried shitpost videos akin to schizoposting and Gen Z signifiers. The aesthetic was first referenced on Tumblr in 2020 but was later viral on TikTok in 2022. Many corecore edits hark on sadness, depression and loneliness with many using sad slideshow audios. Others are more upbeat, using sped-up remixes and nightcore music. Originally, corecore videos used many British signifiers and harked on social change, global concerns and oversaturation of popular media. Going into 2023, corecore videos became more nonsensical. In January 2023, many news outlets like NBC, Time and Mashable shared articles about corecore.
Sorry to disappoint, but I’m afraid my feelings towards that text are well below “love” level.

OCDC said:
That’s put a new angle on it.
OCDC said:
Officially sanctioned.
Excellent!
:)
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
Officially sanctioned.
Excellent!
:)
It seems to also give free reign on how it is done as well.

Cymek said:
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
Officially sanctioned.
Excellent!
:)
It seems to also give free reign on how it is done as well.
intellectually
fsm said:
Now Do Bridge Killer
SCIENCE said:
fsm said:
Now Do Bridge Killer

ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:fsm said:
Now Do Bridge Killer
Would dumb bombs turned into smart bombs feel a sense of pride I wonder
Cymek said:
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:
Now Do Bridge Killer
Would dumb bombs turned into smart bombs feel a sense of pride I wonder



fsm said:
Like dominoes tumbling down.
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
Like dominoes tumbling down.
Ha!
SCIENCE said:
fsm said:
Now Do Bridge Killer
It’s called rhinoplasty

https://theshovel.com.au/2024/09/02/new-census-question-to-ask-whether-you-are-indecisive-or-not/
Ian said:
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https://theshovel.com.au/2024/09/02/new-census-question-to-ask-whether-you-are-indecisive-or-not/
:)
Michael V said:
Ian said:
https://theshovel.com.au/2024/09/02/new-census-question-to-ask-whether-you-are-indecisive-or-not/
:)
incisive

OCDC said:
Tell him that his president recommends drinking bleach.

Spiny Norman said:
i always though that would be a fun prank to pull on the bikers at kings cross. But i am not fast runner.


captain_spalding said:
what if they’re pet humans



ChrispenEvan said:
? huh?
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:That is the entire point.? huh?
OCDC said:
roughbarked said:ChrispenEvan said:That is the entire point.? huh?
Well yeah.


I’m seeing a lot of prometheus memes.
dv said:
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I’m seeing a lot of prometheus memes.
hmm.
ChrispenEvan said:
LOLOLOL
Kingy said:
Brilliant!
:)
dv said:
![]()
I’m seeing a lot of prometheus memes.
Tamb said:
dv said:
![]()
I’m seeing a lot of prometheus memes.
Are you seeing any antimetheus ones?
Always the contrarian.
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
dv said:
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I’m seeing a lot of prometheus memes.
Are you seeing any antimetheus ones?Always the contrarian.
Maybe some tecnetius ones
dv said:
I’m seeing a lot of prometheus memes.
done in style
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
OCDC said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:That is the entire point.? huh?
Well yeah.
LOLOLOL
so what we’re saying is that black belongs on the right side of that plot with the reds on the left are we leftright


OCDC said:
Aw yeah a Borg marathon
dv said:
dankmemes
I submitted my Borg before i saw your Borg.
OCDC said:
I submitted my Borg before i saw your Borg.
We’re so connected
dv said:
OCDC said:Oh feck.I submitted my Borg before i saw your Borg.We’re so connected
dv said:
OCDC said:
I submitted my Borg before i saw your Borg.
We’re so connected
resistance is futile.
OCDC said:
I submitted my Borg before i saw your Borg.
Yeah.. but I read posts here random like.


so it’s true
Spiny Norman said:
There’s part of the problem.
‘People of my age’ (late 60s) are pretty much the last ones who were seriously at risk of getting polio, and who are likely to have known someone who was affected by the disease.
Bashed up pretty severely by the Salk vaccine, and mostly given the coup de grace by the Sabin oral vaccine, the disease has not been any sort of risk to literally generations of Australians, Americans, etc.
And some of the more vocal, but less clever, of those generations are of the opinion that if it hasn’t happened to them, it either never happened to anyone, or that it can never happen again.
But, events in Gaza have shown that these diseases are still among us, ready to seize the slightest opportunity. And fools like this lady seem determined to givethem that opportunity.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:Heard a handover from an Ambo a while ago – “He has polio legs. I don’t know what that means.”There’s part of the problem.
‘People of my age’ (late 60s) are pretty much the last ones who were seriously at risk of getting polio, and who are likely to have known someone who was affected by the disease.
Bashed up pretty severely by the Salk vaccine, and mostly given the coup de grace by the Sabin oral vaccine, the disease has not been any sort of risk to literally generations of Australians, Americans, etc.
And some of the more vocal, but less clever, of those generations are of the opinion that if it hasn’t happened to them, it either never happened to anyone, or that it can never happen again.
But, events in Gaza have shown that these diseases are still among us, ready to seize the slightest opportunity. And fools like this lady seem determined to givethem that opportunity.
OCDC said:
captain_spalding said:Spiny Norman said:Heard a handover from an Ambo a while ago – “He has polio legs. I don’t know what that means.”There’s part of the problem.
‘People of my age’ (late 60s) are pretty much the last ones who were seriously at risk of getting polio, and who are likely to have known someone who was affected by the disease.
Bashed up pretty severely by the Salk vaccine, and mostly given the coup de grace by the Sabin oral vaccine, the disease has not been any sort of risk to literally generations of Australians, Americans, etc.
And some of the more vocal, but less clever, of those generations are of the opinion that if it hasn’t happened to them, it either never happened to anyone, or that it can never happen again.
But, events in Gaza have shown that these diseases are still among us, ready to seize the slightest opportunity. And fools like this lady seem determined to givethem that opportunity.
!
Having been vaccinated against smallpox (as, no doubt, have many others on the Forum), i’m one of the first cohort of humanity who can claim to be immunised against a disease which no longer exists.
captain_spalding said:
Having been vaccinated against smallpox (as, no doubt, have many others on the Forum), i’m one of the first cohort of humanity who can claim to be immunised against a disease which no longer exists.I am too youthful to make this claim.
captain_spalding said:
Having been vaccinated against smallpox (as, no doubt, have many others on the Forum), i’m one of the first cohort of humanity who can claim to be immunised against a disease which no longer exists.
so yous agree that if we vaccinate people against smallpox, it will not prevent any cases of smallpox
captain_spalding said:
OCDC said:
captain_spalding said:
There’s part of the problem.Heard a handover from an Ambo a while ago – “He has polio legs. I don’t know what that means.”‘People of my age’ (late 60s) are pretty much the last ones who were seriously at risk of getting polio, and who are likely to have known someone who was affected by the disease.
Bashed up pretty severely by the Salk vaccine, and mostly given the coup de grace by the Sabin oral vaccine, the disease has not been any sort of risk to literally generations of Australians, Americans, etc.
And some of the more vocal, but less clever, of those generations are of the opinion that if it hasn’t happened to them, it either never happened to anyone, or that it can never happen again.
But, events in Gaza have shown that these diseases are still among us, ready to seize the slightest opportunity. And fools like this lady seem determined to givethem that opportunity.
!
well if israel didn’t suppress reporting then people would know about it
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
Having been vaccinated against smallpox (as, no doubt, have many others on the Forum), i’m one of the first cohort of humanity who can claim to be immunised against a disease which no longer exists.
so yous agree that if we vaccinate people against smallpox, it will not prevent any cases of smallpox
On that one count, the foolish lady is, technically, correct.
captain_spalding said:
Having been vaccinated against smallpox (as, no doubt, have many others on the Forum), i’m one of the first cohort of humanity who can claim to be immunised against a disease which no longer exists.
Maybe, but the virus is still sitting in a few vaults…
Ian said:
captain_spalding said:
Having been vaccinated against smallpox (as, no doubt, have many others on the Forum), i’m one of the first cohort of humanity who can claim to be immunised against a disease which no longer exists.
Maybe, but the virus is still sitting in a few vaults…
Yeah, that was the subject of a bit of debate a while back. As to whether the the destruction of those samples should be mandated.
Of course, there’d never be any way really verify that everyone had destroyed all of their samples.
Spiny Norman said:
Bloody!
don’t worry we’re sure a little bit of artificial selection or human influenced natural selection or whatever the School Curriculum and Standards Authority call it can turn ol’m‘pox into a beautiful final solution
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_passage#Increasing_virulence_for_use_in_animal_modeling
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
There’s part of the problem.
‘People of my age’ (late 60s) are pretty much the last ones who were seriously at risk of getting polio, and who are likely to have known someone who was affected by the disease.
Bashed up pretty severely by the Salk vaccine, and mostly given the coup de grace by the Sabin oral vaccine, the disease has not been any sort of risk to literally generations of Australians, Americans, etc.
And some of the more vocal, but less clever, of those generations are of the opinion that if it hasn’t happened to them, it either never happened to anyone, or that it can never happen again.
But, events in Gaza have shown that these diseases are still among us, ready to seize the slightest opportunity. And fools like this lady seem determined to givethem that opportunity.
Nods.
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
Having been vaccinated against smallpox (as, no doubt, have many others on the Forum), i’m one of the first cohort of humanity who can claim to be immunised against a disease which no longer exists.
so yous agree that if we vaccinate people against smallpox, it will not prevent any cases of smallpox
Although it may still work against M-Pox.
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:captain_spalding said:
Having been vaccinated against smallpox (as, no doubt, have many others on the Forum), i’m one of the first cohort of humanity who can claim to be immunised against a disease which no longer exists.
so yous agree that if we vaccinate people against smallpox, it will not prevent any cases of smallpox
Although it may still work against M-Pox.
Oh, dear.
If that’s so, then one facet of the disaster of a monkey-pox pandemic would be Millennials griping about how the Boomers short-changed them on that, too.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:so yous agree that if we vaccinate people against smallpox, it will not prevent any cases of smallpox
Although it may still work against M-Pox.
Oh, dear.
If that’s so, then one facet of the disaster of a monkey-pox pandemic would be Millennials griping about how the Boomers short-changed them on that, too.
Ha!
:)
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:so yous agree that if we vaccinate people against smallpox, it will not prevent any cases of smallpox
Although it may still work against M-Pox.
Oh, dear.
If that’s so, then one facet of the disaster of a monkey-pox pandemic would be Millennials griping about how the Boomers short-changed them on that, too.
The Millennials can go and get rogered and burnt.
if you’re a boomer your kids are likely to be millennials.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
There’s part of the problem.
‘People of my age’ (late 60s) are pretty much the last ones who were seriously at risk of getting polio, and who are likely to have known someone who was affected by the disease.
Bashed up pretty severely by the Salk vaccine, and mostly given the coup de grace by the Sabin oral vaccine, the disease has not been any sort of risk to literally generations of Australians, Americans, etc.
And some of the more vocal, but less clever, of those generations are of the opinion that if it hasn’t happened to them, it either never happened to anyone, or that it can never happen again.
But, events in Gaza have shown that these diseases are still among us, ready to seize the slightest opportunity. And fools like this lady seem determined to givethem that opportunity.
My ex was a victim of polio, she had a large dent in her bum from the “cure”.
ChrispenEvan said:
if you’re a boomer your kids are likely to be millennials.
Have Gen X been cancelled now then?
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
if you’re a boomer your kids are likely to be millennials.
Have Gen X been cancelled now then?
why do you say that?

The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
if you’re a boomer your kids are likely to be millennials.
Have Gen X been cancelled now then?
There’s a lot of overlap. My Mum was an early boomer, had 5 kids. 4 (including me) are Gen X and the youngest early Gen Y.

ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
if you’re a boomer your kids are likely to be millennials.
Have Gen X been cancelled now then?
why do you say that?
because there are plenty of boomer kids who are Gen X.
Of course, there would be even more if Gen X was a proper generation rather than a cut-short semi-generation.
oh dear, people were bagging millennials, whether joking or not. I just pointed out that seeing we have a few boomers here, with kids, who may or may not be millennials, that maybe, just maybe they were inadvertently bagging their own kids. I’m not getting into the pedantry of which, or which not, gen is included or not included for whatever reason.
ChrispenEvan said:
oh dear, people were bagging millennials, whether joking or not. I just pointed out that seeing we have a few boomers here, with kids, who may or may not be millennials, that maybe, just maybe they were inadvertently bagging their own kids. I’m not getting into the pedantry of which, or which not, gen is included or not included for whatever reason.
Well as you know, this whole generation thing is stupid anyway.
Especially when the stereotypes are negative.


ChrispenEvan said:
That looks like generation Zoomer.
well damn we posted a picture relating to Mongols and now all this
SCIENCE said:
well damn we posted a picture relating to Mongols and now all this
It’s all your fault.
I just came here to look at memes.

I have two trebs. just sayin’.
SCIENCE said:
well damn we posted a picture relating to Mongols and now all this



ChrispenEvan said:
Did lol. :)

ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:well damn we posted a picture relating to Mongols and now all this
Genghis Khan was the greatest killer in history.
People tend to forget about this
Ian said:
captain_spalding said:
Having been vaccinated against smallpox (as, no doubt, have many others on the Forum), i’m one of the first cohort of humanity who can claim to be immunised against a disease which no longer exists.
Maybe, but the virus is still sitting in a few vaults…
It was brought to Australia in an attempt to get rid of the blackfalla.
dv said:
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
Are you seeing any antimetheus ones?
Always the contrarian.
Maybe some tecnetius ones
sorry we lept on this one trying to find a good comeback but they were all too weak so we got nothing else



OCDC said:
Guess I must be a plumber :)
(although it only took me 1 minute to see the chemist version).
OCDC said:
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
OCDC said:
Guess I must be a plumber :)
(although it only took me 1 minute to see the chemist version).
Surely one contains a –
how do you tell the difference between alphabetic language and a logographic language
OCDC said:
:)
how do you tell the difference between an organic chemist and a physical chemist
listen to them pronounce periodic
Albino rock found on Mars, boffins in a quandary.
https://youtu.be/M_zoZhd2ZDY
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Guess I must be a plumber :)
(although it only took me 1 minute to see the chemist version).
Surely one contains a –
how do you tell the difference between alphabetic language and a logographic language
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
Surely one contains a –
how do you tell the difference between alphabetic language and a logographic language
Very difficult for me as I don’t know what logographic language is.
more to the point about their inability to tell the joke verbally
how do you tell the difference between a wizard and a school kid
ask them to teach you how to _____
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:Anyway the joke still works verbally if you spell out unionized (sic).SCIENCE said:more to the point about their inability to tell the joke verballyhow do you tell the difference between alphabetic language and a logographic languageVery difficult for me as I don’t know what logographic language is.
how do you tell the difference between a wizard and a school kid
ask them to teach you how to _____
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:
how do you tell the difference between alphabetic language and a logographic language
Very difficult for me as I don’t know what logographic language is.
more to the point about their inability to tell the joke verbally
how do you tell the difference between a wizard and a school kid
ask them to teach you how to _____
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
Very difficult for me as I don’t know what logographic language is.
more to the point about their inability to tell the joke verbally
how do you tell the difference between a wizard and a school kid
ask them to teach you how to _____
Just look at their hats.
and robes



sarahs mum said:
Heh.
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Heh.
can’t see

OCDC said:
ha

Spiny Norman said:

Spiny Norman said:
terra nullius




I give up.

dv said:
Heh.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Heh.
imagine the fellas on the roof racks
oh they rely on insects trapping themselves in ¿ the web normally anyway
wait
dv said:
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I give up.
I don’t know, what’s the name of this group.
No, Watts was the drummer with the Rolling Stones.
… and so on.

ChrispenEvan said:
This time it was far larger than the photo on Ebay represented
Cymek said:
ChrispenEvan said:
This time it was far larger than the photo on Ebay represented
I wouldn’t mind if this mistake happened to me. I have a rail line just outside my front door. I don’t have a train though.
ChrispenEvan said:
Cymek said:
ChrispenEvan said:
This time it was far larger than the photo on Ebay represented
I wouldn’t mind if this mistake happened to me. I have a rail line just outside my front door. I don’t have a train though.
I very nearly bought an underground electric locomotive and tracks at the Hillgrove mine’s auction.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Cymek said:This time it was far larger than the photo on Ebay represented
I wouldn’t mind if this mistake happened to me. I have a rail line just outside my front door. I don’t have a train though.
I very nearly bought an underground electric locomotive and tracks at the Hillgrove mine’s auction.
You could have started your own tube line.
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:I wouldn’t mind if this mistake happened to me. I have a rail line just outside my front door. I don’t have a train though.
I very nearly bought an underground electric locomotive and tracks at the Hillgrove mine’s auction.
You could have started your own tube line.
I thought about setting it up in the yard in Armidale, with about 50 metres of rail (the back yard was about 80 metres long), to go get drinks from the laundry beer fridge when we were having a barbeque. It went for $70. I know it had new batteries and the charger had been reconditioned. Oh, and it had suspension and could be made to wheelstand. 1.5 tonne.
But I re-thought it, and surmised that if I came home with this hare-brained scheme, I might not be looked upon in a welcoming way.
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:I very nearly bought an underground electric locomotive and tracks at the Hillgrove mine’s auction.
You could have started your own tube line.
I thought about setting it up in the yard in Armidale, with about 50 metres of rail (the back yard was about 80 metres long), to go get drinks from the laundry beer fridge when we were having a barbeque. It went for $70. I know it had new batteries and the charger had been reconditioned. Oh, and it had suspension and could be made to wheelstand. 1.5 tonne.
But I re-thought it, and surmised that if I came home with this hare-brained scheme, I might not be looked upon in a welcoming way.
OK, but what a bargain you missed out on!
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:You could have started your own tube line.
I thought about setting it up in the yard in Armidale, with about 50 metres of rail (the back yard was about 80 metres long), to go get drinks from the laundry beer fridge when we were having a barbeque. It went for $70. I know it had new batteries and the charger had been reconditioned. Oh, and it had suspension and could be made to wheelstand. 1.5 tonne.
But I re-thought it, and surmised that if I came home with this hare-brained scheme, I might not be looked upon in a welcoming way.
OK, but what a bargain you missed out on!
Oh, it certainly was that.
Many years ago I very nearly bought a 5 hp portable (stationary, but on wheels and towable) steam engine that had been used to run a shearing shed. It was complete and was running at the farm clearing sale. It came with a new set of tubes and tube-flaring tool. No bids. I talked to the grazier and he was prepared to accept $200 for it. My girlfriend at the time (now Mrs V) talked me out of it.
I had gone to the auction to hopefully get a kerosene fridge, which I achieved. $1. A real bargain that I used irregularly for many years at the opal mining camp I had at The Grawin.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:I thought about setting it up in the yard in Armidale, with about 50 metres of rail (the back yard was about 80 metres long), to go get drinks from the laundry beer fridge when we were having a barbeque. It went for $70. I know it had new batteries and the charger had been reconditioned. Oh, and it had suspension and could be made to wheelstand. 1.5 tonne.
But I re-thought it, and surmised that if I came home with this hare-brained scheme, I might not be looked upon in a welcoming way.
OK, but what a bargain you missed out on!
Oh, it certainly was that.
Many years ago I very nearly bought a 5 hp portable (stationary, but on wheels and towable) steam engine that had been used to run a shearing shed. It was complete and was running at the farm clearing sale. It came with a new set of tubes and tube-flaring tool. No bids. I talked to the grazier and he was prepared to accept $200 for it. My girlfriend at the time (now Mrs V) talked me out of it.
I had gone to the auction to hopefully get a kerosene fridge, which I achieved. $1. A real bargain that I used irregularly for many years at the opal mining camp I had at The Grawin.
Did you find much opal?
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:OK, but what a bargain you missed out on!
Oh, it certainly was that.
Many years ago I very nearly bought a 5 hp portable (stationary, but on wheels and towable) steam engine that had been used to run a shearing shed. It was complete and was running at the farm clearing sale. It came with a new set of tubes and tube-flaring tool. No bids. I talked to the grazier and he was prepared to accept $200 for it. My girlfriend at the time (now Mrs V) talked me out of it.
I had gone to the auction to hopefully get a kerosene fridge, which I achieved. $1. A real bargain that I used irregularly for many years at the opal mining camp I had at The Grawin.
Did you find much opal?
Not enough.
Michael V said:
:(
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:Oh, it certainly was that.
Many years ago I very nearly bought a 5 hp portable (stationary, but on wheels and towable) steam engine that had been used to run a shearing shed. It was complete and was running at the farm clearing sale. It came with a new set of tubes and tube-flaring tool. No bids. I talked to the grazier and he was prepared to accept $200 for it. My girlfriend at the time (now Mrs V) talked me out of it.
I had gone to the auction to hopefully get a kerosene fridge, which I achieved. $1. A real bargain that I used irregularly for many years at the opal mining camp I had at The Grawin.
Did you find much opal?
Not enough.


fsm said:
Well he should have …. It surely would have been easier?
fsm said:
What they call ad hoc.

fsm said:
I think one on switch for two outlets is a bn no,
Spiny Norman said:
AND IT MAKES YOU BLIND.

JudgeMental said:
Shopped I reckon.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
Shopped I reckon.
Shoplifted.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
Shopped I reckon.
It’s an air bus.
this would have been solved long ago with renewable microgrids and storage
wait no
renewable hydrocarbon neosynthesis
party_pants said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
Shopped I reckon.
It’s an air bus.
:)

OCDC said:
:)
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
:)

SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
:)
Once I caught a fish alive.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_lJbWBRnXW/?igsh=ejVqdDA0YWRheXRq
Witty Rejoinder said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_lJbWBRnXW/?igsh=ejVqdDA0YWRheXRq
Heck! She seems to have survived the explosion.

JudgeMental said:
(λ)


Kingy said:
LOL
Kingy said:
Approved
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
if you’re a boomer your kids are likely to be millennials.
Have Gen X been cancelled now then?
There’s a lot of overlap. My Mum was an early boomer, had 5 kids. 4 (including me) are Gen X and the youngest early Gen Y.
The Boomer generation went on so long that some of the Boomers had children who are Boomers.


OCDC said:
CAV
SCIENCE said:
OCDC said:
CAC
these damn keyboards we apologise
OCDC said:
Love it!



It’s a pretty shit pool TBH.

One for Arts…

Kingy said:
One for Arts…
In the world of the surreal, no one really dies.
Could be this footage is just being played backwards:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8HdHZfoTWR/?igsh=bXpjdzZhdm1kbmE2
Witty Rejoinder said:
Could be this footage is just being played backwards:https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8HdHZfoTWR/?igsh=bXpjdzZhdm1kbmE2
yes.

Kingy said:
I call bullshit.

JudgeMental said:
Good for her. At least she aroused your attention.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Good for her. At least she aroused your attention.
Laila Morse

OCDC said:
viral
OCDC said:
SCIENCE said:
OCDC said:
viral
virial

OCDC said:
:)
For yesterday, the ST anniversary.



Spiny Norman said:
that would result in a lot of scrolling.
fsm said:
And a dot for the Enterprise no bloody A, B, C or D.

fsm said:
:)


dv said:
like.
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
fsm said:
Now Do Bridge Killer
It’s called rhinoplasty
is that contributary to an open nasophryx

ask them to pronounce dove
buffy said:
SCIENCE said:
SCIENCE said:
OCDC said:
CAC
these damn keyboards we apologise
Love it!

SCIENCE said:
buffy said:
SCIENCE said:
these damn keyboards we apologise
Love it!
reductive pentose phosphate and citric acid
i hope the drawer of that attributed the cartoon to calvin and hobbes.

Snort …
Spiny Norman said:
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Snort …
Or alternatively “Wankpanzer”.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Snort …
Or alternatively “Wankpanzer”.
chortle
chortle again
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Snort …
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Snort …
Or alternatively “Wankpanzer”.
:)

JudgeMental said:
wtaf?
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
wtaf?
shopped lion.


OCDC said:
And the poor homeless church mice in pagan times.
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
And the poor homeless church mice in pagan times.
A man enters a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?” The lawyer responds: “I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.” The man replies, “That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?” “Yes,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?”
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
And the poor homeless church mice in pagan times.
And barn owls flying around endlessly, waiting for advanced agriculture.

Fair
dv said:
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Fair
Gotta love Chinglish, eh.
Kingy said:
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
And the poor homeless church mice in pagan times.
And barn owls flying around endlessly, waiting for advanced agriculture.
The house sparrows had nowhere to go.
Heh, bloke has his own Dune sandworm to ride around on.


dv said:
Heh. The name actually means wolf path or wolf’s journey.


OCDC said:
La Borgonda, renaissance is feudal
esselte said:
OCDC said:
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La Borgonda, renaissance is feudal
That is so terrible its quite funny.
esselte said:
OCDC said::-)La Borgonda, renaissance is feudal
Cymek said:
esselte said:
OCDC said:
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La Borgonda, renaissance is feudal
That is so terrible its quite funny.
Rather it is not so terrible because it is funny?
OCDC said:
esselte said:OCDC said::-)La Borgonda, renaissance is feudal
This Borg queen in particular, Alice Krige played her was quite sensual in the role.
Tempting Picard and Data
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:
esselte said:La Borgonda, renaissance is feudal
That is so terrible its quite funny.
Rather it is not so terrible because it is funny?
Yes
Have you watched Lower Decks, Cymek? What I’ve seen of it is highly amusing, and they get plenty of actors to play their original roles, AK being one of them.
OCDC said:
Have you watched Lower Decks, Cymek? What I’ve seen of it is highly amusing, and they get plenty of actors to play their original roles, AK being one of them.
Yes
I love Lower Decks.
Its very well done and plays homage to a lot of TNG minor characters or races.
Star Trek Strange New Worlds is really good as well, the Enterprise before Kirk gets it with Captain Pike.
Cymek said:
OCDC said:Concur re SNW. Discovery shits me though.Have you watched Lower Decks, Cymek? What I’ve seen of it is highly amusing, and they get plenty of actors to play their original roles, AK being one of them.Yes
I love Lower Decks.Its very well done and plays homage to a lot of TNG minor characters or races.
Star Trek Strange New Worlds is really good as well, the Enterprise before Kirk gets it with Captain Pike.
OCDC said:
Cymek said:OCDC said:Concur re SNW. Discovery shits me though.Have you watched Lower Decks, Cymek? What I’ve seen of it is highly amusing, and they get plenty of actors to play their original roles, AK being one of them.Yes
I love Lower Decks.Its very well done and plays homage to a lot of TNG minor characters or races.
Star Trek Strange New Worlds is really good as well, the Enterprise before Kirk gets it with Captain Pike.
Yes I was talking to my son about it.
It has too much drama and is a bit too we are all friends and family
I did like the first season.
OCDC said:
Cymek said:OCDC said:Concur re SNW. Discovery shits me though.Have you watched Lower Decks, Cymek? What I’ve seen of it is highly amusing, and they get plenty of actors to play their original roles, AK being one of them.Yes
I love Lower Decks.Its very well done and plays homage to a lot of TNG minor characters or races.
Star Trek Strange New Worlds is really good as well, the Enterprise before Kirk gets it with Captain Pike.
One small part of the last episode is, for me at least, the best single bit of ST. It’s where Burnham is talking to Kovich and he reveals who he really is. That one just really hit the spot for me, beautifully done and I never expected it.
BTW, I bought a new card adaptor and the card is now adding files like a champ, I should be done in a day or so.
Spiny Norman said:
OCDC said:Ta :-)Cymek said:One small part of the last episode is, for me at least, the best single bit of ST. It’s where Burnham is talking to Kovich and he reveals who he really is. That one just really hit the spot for me, beautifully done and I never expected it.YesConcur re SNW. Discovery shits me though.
I love Lower Decks.Its very well done and plays homage to a lot of TNG minor characters or races.
Star Trek Strange New Worlds is really good as well, the Enterprise before Kirk gets it with Captain Pike.
BTW, I bought a new card adaptor and the card is now adding files like a champ, I should be done in a day or so.
OCDC said:
Spiny Norman said:OCDC said:Ta :-)Concur re SNW. Discovery shits me though.One small part of the last episode is, for me at least, the best single bit of ST. It’s where Burnham is talking to Kovich and he reveals who he really is. That one just really hit the spot for me, beautifully done and I never expected it.
BTW, I bought a new card adaptor and the card is now adding files like a champ, I should be done in a day or so.
Don’t forget that there’s nearly 100gb unused on the card, if you want a bit more.
Spiny Norman said:
OCDC said:Forgot to reply the other day – the list as text is a bugger to read.Spiny Norman said:Don’t forget that there’s nearly 100gb unused on the card, if you want a bit more.One small part of the last episode is, for me at least, the best single bit of ST. It’s where Burnham is talking to Kovich and he reveals who he really is. That one just really hit the spot for me, beautifully done and I never expected it.Ta :-)BTW, I bought a new card adaptor and the card is now adding files like a champ, I should be done in a day or so.
OCDC said:
Spiny Norman said:OCDC said:Forgot to reply the other day – the list as text is a bugger to read.Ta :-)Don’t forget that there’s nearly 100gb unused on the card, if you want a bit more.
Yeah sorry, pretty much the only way I can do it though.
Spiny Norman said:
OCDC said:No worries. I’m not an ingrate.Spiny Norman said:Yeah sorry, pretty much the only way I can do it though.Don’t forget that there’s nearly 100gb unused on the card, if you want a bit more.Forgot to reply the other day – the list as text is a bugger to read.
OCDC said:
Have you watched Lower Decks, Cymek? What I’ve seen of it is highly amusing, and they get plenty of actors to play their original roles, AK being one of them.
It is in my queue. Is it genuinely parodic or just like a comedy that happens to be set in the ST universe?
OCDC said:
Spiny Norman said:OCDC said:No worries. I’m not an ingrate.Forgot to reply the other day – the list as text is a bugger to read.Yeah sorry, pretty much the only way I can do it though.
Foundation is a good series, I liked it anyway
Cymek said:
OCDC said:
Spiny Norman said:Yeah sorry, pretty much the only way I can do it though.No worries. I’m not an ingrate.
Foundation is a good series, I liked it anyway
^
Cymek said:
OCDC said:
Spiny Norman said:Yeah sorry, pretty much the only way I can do it though.No worries. I’m not an ingrate.
Foundation is a good series, I liked it anyway
Yes I did too.



Is the Grohlinho an Australian?

Snake!

Kingy said:



fsm said:
Have they had it tested for authenticity.
fsm said:
the British museum? I’m surprised they didn’t just take it
fsm said:
:)
Arts said:
fsm said:
the British museum? I’m surprised they didn’t just take it
LOLOLOL

Arts said:
LOLOL

Michael V said:
Arts said:
LOLOL
that pastry does look good.

And one not so amusing – It’s the in-flight company com system from one of the US airlines on 11-9-2001. Chilling. :(

Spiny Norman said:
Can’t begin to imagine how you and your colleagues felt then.![]()
And one not so amusing – It’s the in-flight company com system from one of the US airlines on 11-9-2001. Chilling. :(
Spiny Norman said:
LOLOL
Like.
OCDC said:
Spiny Norman said:Can’t begin to imagine how you and your colleagues felt then.![]()
And one not so amusing – It’s the in-flight company com system from one of the US airlines on 11-9-2001. Chilling. :(
I was feeding my face in the restaurant in the Mercure hotel in Algiers, where we were based, and one of the other crew raced in and said, “a plane has just flown into one of the WTC’s!” I was more hungry than interested, thinking that such things happen every now and then so I kept on eating.
When he came back about twenty minutes later with the same news, it was obvious that it wasn’t just a random accident.
We spent all day in front of the telly in one of the rooms, then packed up & left the next day. Flew straight to Mansten in the UK. It’s an old WW2 air base on the east coast. We had to use an Air Algerie callsign for that flight so I made sure my Aussie accent was very obvious when we got into European airspace as I was working the radio on that leg.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
LOLOL
Like.
Love it.

OCDC said:
Perky #6 at this stage.
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
Perky #6 at this stage.
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
Perky #6 at this stage.

Well that was interesting.


OCDC said:
^






JudgeMental said:
Hmm, Star Trek, a made-for-money franchise, is “anti-capitalist”…
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
Hmm, Star Trek, a made-for-money franchise, is “anti-capitalist”…
It’s a perverse outcome but a reasonable description. The Star Trek universe exists post-capitalism, though some details are vague.
dv said:
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
Hmm, Star Trek, a made-for-money franchise, is “anti-capitalist”…
It’s a perverse outcome but a reasonable description. The Star Trek universe exists post-capitalism, though some details are vague.
plus it is talking about the premise of the show not who funds it or its backers etc.

dv said:
isn’t that dt

OCDC said:
LOL


JudgeMental said:
Heh.
I’m really surprised we don’t have more idiocracy memes.
Spiny Norman said:
JudgeMental said:
Heh.
^
OCDC said:
Facts
JudgeMental said:
maybe but why is the cliché line always take us to your leader
Arts said:
I’m really surprised we don’t have more idiocracy memes.
remember when the USSA destroyed satire because reality was more ludicrous than … wait that’s still now … oh shit

JudgeMental said:
TMNT reference…
JudgeMental said:
so there’s two more sisters?
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
so there’s two more sisters?
only if you extrapolate.
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
so there’s two more sisters?
No, the Haitians ate them…

dv said:
Madness.
dv said:
#notallmen.
or as I like to say it no tall men.
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
#notallmen.
or as I like to say it no tall men.
:P
dv said:
is he one of those men who life is unfair to and cannot find a woman?
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
is he one of those men who life is unfair to and cannot find a woman?
Hang on, so who’s in the wrong here?
furious said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
is he one of those men who life is unfair to and cannot find a woman?
Hang on, so who’s in the wrong here?
him, for not understanding what a relationship requires?
JudgeMental said:
furious said:
sarahs mum said:is he one of those men who life is unfair to and cannot find a woman?
Hang on, so who’s in the wrong here?
him, for not understanding what a relationship requires?
“A guy coming over” doesn’t sound like “boyfriend”…
JudgeMental said:
furious said:
sarahs mum said:is he one of those men who life is unfair to and cannot find a woman?
Hang on, so who’s in the wrong here?
him, for not understanding what a relationship requires?
Reads to me like a first date sort of situation since he ends it so succinctly. Still he’s a weirdo.
furious said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
is he one of those men who life is unfair to and cannot find a woman?
Hang on, so who’s in the wrong here?
What do you mean, “in the wrong”? It’s just weird that this fellow is “grossed out” by being asked to help with a simple task.
Witty Rejoinder said:
JudgeMental said:
furious said:Hang on, so who’s in the wrong here?
him, for not understanding what a relationship requires?
Reads to me like a first date sort of situation since he ends it so succinctly. Still he’s a weirdo.
A weirdo, for not wanting to do home handiwork for a,relative stranger? Yeah, that’s weird…
furious said:
JudgeMental said:
furious said:Hang on, so who’s in the wrong here?
him, for not understanding what a relationship requires?
“A guy coming over” doesn’t sound like “boyfriend”…
didn’t say it was a boyfriend. yet.
furious said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
JudgeMental said:him, for not understanding what a relationship requires?
Reads to me like a first date sort of situation since he ends it so succinctly. Still he’s a weirdo.
A weirdo, for not wanting to do home handiwork for a,relative stranger? Yeah, that’s weird…
I mean a simple no would have been fine…
Read what he actually said.
furious said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
JudgeMental said:him, for not understanding what a relationship requires?
Reads to me like a first date sort of situation since he ends it so succinctly. Still he’s a weirdo.
A weirdo, for not wanting to do home handiwork for a,relative stranger? Yeah, that’s weird…
though it is a good way to bond.
Bubblecar said:
furious said:
sarahs mum said:is he one of those men who life is unfair to and cannot find a woman?
Hang on, so who’s in the wrong here?
What do you mean, “in the wrong”? It’s just weird that this fellow is “grossed out” by being asked to help with a simple task.
I think it’s weird she asked him. His reason for not doing it is a little weird but he probably thought it weird she asked…
Stranger says, can you take our picture, or get that item from a high shelf? Sure, no problem. Can you do minor maintenance on my house? Yeah, nah…
furious said:
Bubblecar said:
furious said:Hang on, so who’s in the wrong here?
What do you mean, “in the wrong”? It’s just weird that this fellow is “grossed out” by being asked to help with a simple task.
I think it’s weird she asked him. His reason for not doing it is a little weird but he probably thought it weird she asked…
Sounds like a quick job that simply required another pair of hands, and she may have thought it added a little interest to his visit. Hardly “weird”.
Bubblecar said:
furious said:
Bubblecar said:What do you mean, “in the wrong”? It’s just weird that this fellow is “grossed out” by being asked to help with a simple task.
I think it’s weird she asked him. His reason for not doing it is a little weird but he probably thought it weird she asked…
Sounds like a quick job that simply required another pair of hands, and she may have thought it added a little interest to his visit. Hardly “weird”.
And there might be a pleasant reward for being helpful.
furious said:
Stranger says, can you take our picture, or get that item from a high shelf? Sure, no problem. Can you do minor maintenance on my house? Yeah, nah…
maybe she just wanted advice.
Bubblecar said:
furious said:
Bubblecar said:What do you mean, “in the wrong”? It’s just weird that this fellow is “grossed out” by being asked to help with a simple task.
I think it’s weird she asked him. His reason for not doing it is a little weird but he probably thought it weird she asked…
Sounds like a quick job that simply required another pair of hands, and she may have thought it added a little interest to his visit. Hardly “weird”.
So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
furious said:I think it’s weird she asked him. His reason for not doing it is a little weird but he probably thought it weird she asked…
Sounds like a quick job that simply required another pair of hands, and she may have thought it added a little interest to his visit. Hardly “weird”.
And there might be a pleasant reward for being helpful.
would she have to show interest for him to get off or would some help be required?
furious said:
Bubblecar said:
furious said:I think it’s weird she asked him. His reason for not doing it is a little weird but he probably thought it weird she asked…
Sounds like a quick job that simply required another pair of hands, and she may have thought it added a little interest to his visit. Hardly “weird”.
So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
or can you help me build a strawman.
JudgeMental said:
furious said:
Bubblecar said:Sounds like a quick job that simply required another pair of hands, and she may have thought it added a little interest to his visit. Hardly “weird”.
So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
or can you help me build a strawman.
Whatever, she’s weird for asking, and being offended he didn’t want to help…
furious said:
JudgeMental said:
furious said:So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
or can you help me build a strawman.
Whatever, she’s weird for asking, and being offended he didn’t want to help…
you keep telling yourself that.
JudgeMental said:
furious said:
Bubblecar said:Sounds like a quick job that simply required another pair of hands, and she may have thought it added a little interest to his visit. Hardly “weird”.
So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
or can you help me build a strawman.
If we reverse the roles in this little story, I suspect a few here would find the line “what’s the matter with women?” a little annoying.
furious said:
Bubblecar said:
furious said:I think it’s weird she asked him. His reason for not doing it is a little weird but he probably thought it weird she asked…
Sounds like a quick job that simply required another pair of hands, and she may have thought it added a little interest to his visit. Hardly “weird”.
So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
He’s clearly emasculated at the thought of helping secure a towel holder so I expect he irons his underpants.
Everyone get through Friday the 13th without too much drama I trust.
Peak Warming Man said:
Everyone get through Friday the 13th without too much drama I trust.
god no. but i like it.
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
furious said:So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
or can you help me build a strawman.
If we reverse the roles in this little story, I suspect a few here would find the line “what’s the matter with women?” a little annoying.
True enough.
Witty Rejoinder said:
furious said:
Bubblecar said:Sounds like a quick job that simply required another pair of hands, and she may have thought it added a little interest to his visit. Hardly “weird”.
So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
He’s clearly emasculated at the thought of helping secure a towel holder so I expect he irons his underpants.
‘Real men’ iron their underpants.
While they’re wearing them.
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
furious said:So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
or can you help me build a strawman.
If we reverse the roles in this little story, I suspect a few here would find the line “what’s the matter with women?” a little annoying.
i found quite truthful.
Peak Warming Man said:
Everyone get through Friday the 13th without too much drama I trust.
Ought to watch something spooky tonight, but I’m not sure if I’m in the mood.
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
furious said:So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
He’s clearly emasculated at the thought of helping secure a towel holder so I expect he irons his underpants.
‘Real men’ iron their underpants.
While they’re wearing them.
and we starch them.
Peak Warming Man said:
Everyone get through Friday the 13th without too much drama I trust.
I’ve had no problems so far, Mr Man. Yesterday, just to make sure, I put away all the ladders and shot all the black cats.
Woodie said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Everyone get through Friday the 13th without too much drama I trust.
I’ve had no problems so far, Mr Man. Yesterday, just to make sure, I put away all the ladders and shot all the black cats.
You can never be too careful.
Woodie said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Everyone get through Friday the 13th without too much drama I trust.
I’ve had no problems so far, Mr Man. Yesterday, just to make sure, I put away all the ladders and shot all the black cats.
What about the Creature from the Black Dam? Must surely be one haunting those waters by now.
Incidentally, the Creature from the Black Lagoon (or rather the handsome fellow who wore the suit) died last year, aged 93.
Ricou Browning, Who Made the Black Lagoon Scary, Dies at 93

JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:He’s clearly emasculated at the thought of helping secure a towel holder so I expect he irons his underpants.
‘Real men’ iron their underpants.
While they’re wearing them.
and we starch them.
Watch it, you’re getting into Chuck Norris territory there.

Spiny Norman said:
I would have loved it if the cameras could have shown the faces and reactions of Trump’s minders/coaches when he launched into the ‘eating cats and dogs’ and ‘transgender operations on illegal aliens’ stuff.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
I would have loved it if the cameras could have shown the faces and reactions of Trump’s minders/coaches when he launched into the ‘eating cats and dogs’ and ‘transgender operations on illegal aliens’ stuff.
Sometimes it’s better to imagine
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
furious said:So, if he asked her: hey, while you’re at my house, can you do the laundry? That’d be okay, a good bonding experience…
or can you help me build a strawman.
If we reverse the roles in this little story, I suspect a few here would find the line “what’s the matter with women?” a little annoying.
You mean completely reverse the roles such that the conversation was taking place within a misandrist culture?
Peak Warming Man said:
Everyone get through Friday the 13th without too much drama I trust.
Never even occurred to me. I would say it was uneventful.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:or can you help me build a strawman.
If we reverse the roles in this little story, I suspect a few here would find the line “what’s the matter with women?” a little annoying.
You mean completely reverse the roles such that the conversation was taking place within a misandrist culture?
Arguably the left is now contributing as much to a misogynist culture as the right, so I take your point.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:If we reverse the roles in this little story, I suspect a few here would find the line “what’s the matter with women?” a little annoying.
You mean completely reverse the roles such that the conversation was taking place within a misandrist culture?
Arguably the left is now contributing as much to a misogynist culture as the right, so I take your point.
LOL. what has left or right have to do with it?
JudgeMental said:
Bubblecar said:
dv said:You mean completely reverse the roles such that the conversation was taking place within a misandrist culture?
Arguably the left is now contributing as much to a misogynist culture as the right, so I take your point.
LOL. what has left or right have to do with it?
Left and right are traditional ways of describing competing socio-political perspectives.
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
Bubblecar said:Arguably the left is now contributing as much to a misogynist culture as the right, so I take your point.
LOL. what has left or right have to do with it?
Left and right are traditional ways of describing competing socio-political perspectives.
I don’t think being a dick is reliant on your social or political stance.
JudgeMental said:
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:LOL. what has left or right have to do with it?
Left and right are traditional ways of describing competing socio-political perspectives.
I don’t think being a dick is reliant on your social or political stance.
I was responding to dv’s attempt to put it all in a broader cultural context.
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
I would have loved it if the cameras could have shown the faces and reactions of Trump’s minders/coaches when he launched into the ‘eating cats and dogs’ and ‘transgender operations on illegal aliens’ stuff.
Sometimes it’s better to imagine

JudgeMental said:
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
LOL. what has left or right have to do with it?
Left and right are traditional ways of describing competing socio-political perspectives.
I don’t think being a dick is reliant on your social or political stance.
which way does it hang though
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
Bubblecar said:Left and right are traditional ways of describing competing socio-political perspectives.
I don’t think being a dick is reliant on your social or political stance.
I was responding to dv’s attempt to put it all in a broader cultural context.
Hold the front page, guy didn’t want to do chores for a girl he hardly knew. Details to follow…
furious said:
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:I don’t think being a dick is reliant on your social or political stance.
I was responding to dv’s attempt to put it all in a broader cultural context.
Hold the front page, guy didn’t want to do chores for a girl he hardly knew. Details to follow…
Probably gay.
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
Bubblecar said:
Left and right are traditional ways of describing competing socio-political perspectives.
I don’t think being a dick is reliant on your social or political stance.
which way does it hang though
that is a tad personal.
Peak Warming Man said:
Everyone get through Friday the 13th without too much drama I trust.
Well, since you asked…
I got to work this morning expecting to hook my “new” truck up to my trailer, and head down to Margaret River to construct a housepad for some new homebuyers.
As it turned out, the button on the dashboard that supposedly activates the trailer tailgate, glows when you turn it on, but no air goes to the trailer.
After unhooking the trailer again, and getting the bobcat back off the truck, and tipping the body up, I discovered that not only is there no air solenoid on the truck, there isn’t even an airline to the back of the truck where the trailer plugs in.
I had to completely disassemble the inside of the cab to find where the back of the switch is, and try to follow the relevant wire in the wiring harness back through the chassis to where it ended. Without a solenoid. :(
By the way, that previous step sucked. A lot.
After a trip to the neighbouring town to try to buy a 24v solenoid, it turns out that there isn’t one within 100km.
I’ve managed to fit a ball valve instead, along with a bunch of air fittings, which means that at least I can use the trailer on Monday, but with restrictions.
The inside of the cab still looks like a grizzly bear has attacked it, and now tomorrow is just another work day.
furious said:
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:I don’t think being a dick is reliant on your social or political stance.
I was responding to dv’s attempt to put it all in a broader cultural context.
Hold the front page, guy didn’t want to do chores for a girl he hardly knew. Details to follow…
assumption.
Witty Rejoinder said:
furious said:
Bubblecar said:I was responding to dv’s attempt to put it all in a broader cultural context.
Hold the front page, guy didn’t want to do chores for a girl he hardly knew. Details to follow…
Probably gay.
So, you’re saying gay guys can’t do DIY?
furious said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
furious said:Hold the front page, guy didn’t want to do chores for a girl he hardly knew. Details to follow…
Probably gay.
So, you’re saying gay guys can’t do DIY?
No. Just that he’s wasn’t interested in pleasing a possible new love interest because he loves the cock.
Bubblecar said:
I was responding to dv’s attempt to put it all in a broader cultural context.
…and agreeing with him that yes, today’s culture is a good deal more anti-women than was the case even a few years ago.
But that’s largely due to the left’s championing of men’s rights via the transgender woo.
Witty Rejoinder said:
furious said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Probably gay.
So, you’re saying gay guys can’t do DIY?
No. Just that he’s wasn’t interested in pleasing a possible new love interest because he loves the cock.
this has escalated at a reasonable pace.
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:
I was responding to dv’s attempt to put it all in a broader cultural context.
…and agreeing with him that yes, today’s culture is a good deal more anti-women than was the case even a few years ago.
But that’s largely due to the left’s championing of men’s rights via the transgender woo.
ahhh finally. I wondered when you’d get around to this.
JudgeMental said:
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:
I was responding to dv’s attempt to put it all in a broader cultural context.
…and agreeing with him that yes, today’s culture is a good deal more anti-women than was the case even a few years ago.
But that’s largely due to the left’s championing of men’s rights via the transgender woo.
ahhh finally. I wondered when you’d get around to this.
Dv thinks he’s pro-women, but he’s a men’s rights activist. So are you.
JudgeMental said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
furious said:So, you’re saying gay guys can’t do DIY?
No. Just that he’s wasn’t interested in pleasing a possible new love interest because he loves the cock.
this has escalated at a reasonable pace.
It goes without saying that I don’t know how homosexual men recruit fag-hags.
Witty Rejoinder said:
JudgeMental said:
Witty Rejoinder said:No. Just that he’s wasn’t interested in pleasing a possible new love interest because he loves the cock.
this has escalated at a reasonable pace.
It goes without saying that I don’t know how homosexual men recruit fag-hags.
pace is picking up.
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
Bubblecar said:…and agreeing with him that yes, today’s culture is a good deal more anti-women than was the case even a few years ago.
But that’s largely due to the left’s championing of men’s rights via the transgender woo.
ahhh finally. I wondered when you’d get around to this.
Dv thinks he’s pro-women, but he’s a men’s rights activist. So are you.
And all the actual women on the forum?
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:
I was responding to dv’s attempt to put it all in a broader cultural context.
…and agreeing with him that yes, today’s culture is a good deal more anti-women than was the case even a few years ago.
But that’s largely due to the left’s championing of men’s rights via the transgender woo.
damn. i thought it might have been because of a bunch of men who gym and drink and take steroids and meths and watch youtubes about how you can treat women like shit.
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
Bubblecar said:…and agreeing with him that yes, today’s culture is a good deal more anti-women than was the case even a few years ago.
But that’s largely due to the left’s championing of men’s rights via the transgender woo.
ahhh finally. I wondered when you’d get around to this.
Dv thinks he’s pro-women, but he’s a men’s rights activist. So are you.
LOL.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:ahhh finally. I wondered when you’d get around to this.
Dv thinks he’s pro-women, but he’s a men’s rights activist. So are you.
And all the actual women on the forum?
They’re being “kind”, and are happy to sacrifice their basic rights to those poor men.
It’s the woke way.
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:
I was responding to dv’s attempt to put it all in a broader cultural context.
…and agreeing with him that yes, today’s culture is a good deal more anti-women than was the case even a few years ago.
But that’s largely due to the left’s championing of men’s rights via the transgender woo.
damn. i thought it might have been because of a bunch of men who gym and drink and take steroids and meths and watch youtubes about how you can treat women like shit.
and boys from elite schools.
sarahs mum said:
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said:…and agreeing with him that yes, today’s culture is a good deal more anti-women than was the case even a few years ago.
But that’s largely due to the left’s championing of men’s rights via the transgender woo.
damn. i thought it might have been because of a bunch of men who gym and drink and take steroids and meths and watch youtubes about how you can treat women like shit.
and boys from elite schools.
Yes, those are the traditional right-wing contributors to cultural misogyny.
So the assistance of all the lefty supporters of “male lesbians” etc just makes it all so much sadly worse.
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:Dv thinks he’s pro-women, but he’s a men’s rights activist. So are you.
And all the actual women on the forum?
They’re being “kind”, and are happy to sacrifice their basic rights to those poor men.
It’s the woke way.
But, can they hang a towel rack, or whatever?
furious said:
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:And all the actual women on the forum?
They’re being “kind”, and are happy to sacrifice their basic rights to those poor men.
It’s the woke way.
But, can they hang a towel rack, or whatever?
You were rightly defeated in that particular conflict furious, let it go.
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:Dv thinks he’s pro-women, but he’s a men’s rights activist. So are you.
And all the actual women on the forum?
They’re being “kind”, and are happy to sacrifice their basic rights to those poor men.
It’s the woke way.
Thanks for mansplaining that for us all.
Bubblecar said:
furious said:
Bubblecar said:They’re being “kind”, and are happy to sacrifice their basic rights to those poor men.
It’s the woke way.
But, can they hang a towel rack, or whatever?
You were rightly defeated in that particular conflict furious, let it go.
I see no evidence of that…
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:And all the actual women on the forum?
They’re being “kind”, and are happy to sacrifice their basic rights to those poor men.
It’s the woke way.
Thanks for mansplaining that for us all.
I’m merely repeating what my female feminist friends have been arguing for a long time.
But people here don’t read radical feminism. I’m told off for pointing that out, but it’s true.
Maybe he made a big deal about being handy but then she asked him to help with this fixture and he preferred to call off the tryst rather than be found out for not being all that handy.
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:They’re being “kind”, and are happy to sacrifice their basic rights to those poor men.
It’s the woke way.
Thanks for mansplaining that for us all.
I’m merely repeating what my female feminist friends have been arguing for a long time.
But people here don’t read radical feminism. I’m told off for pointing that out, but it’s true.
Yeah because we aren’t radicals: at either end of the spectrum.
furious said:
But, can they hang a towel rack, or whatever?
I’m not up with all the modern slang.
JudgeMental said:
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
ahhh finally. I wondered when you’d get around to this.
Dv thinks he’s pro-women, but he’s a men’s rights activist. So are you.
LOL.
what about being a prow omen, like the pointed or projecting front part of something such as a car or building, and an event regarded as a portent of good or evil

dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:or can you help me build a strawman.
If we reverse the roles in this little story, I suspect a few here would find the line “what’s the matter with women?” a little annoying.
You mean completely reverse the roles such that the conversation was taking place within a misandrist culture?
No, I didn’t mean that.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:If we reverse the roles in this little story, I suspect a few here would find the line “what’s the matter with women?” a little annoying.
You mean completely reverse the roles such that the conversation was taking place within a misandrist culture?
Arguably the left is now contributing as much to a misogynist culture as the right, so I take your point.
Left and right don’t have anything to do with it either.

Kingy said:
Ha!
furious said:
Kingy said:
Ha!
Reminds me of…

The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:If we reverse the roles in this little story, I suspect a few here would find the line “what’s the matter with women?” a little annoying.
You mean completely reverse the roles such that the conversation was taking place within a misandrist culture?
No, I didn’t mean that.
I know, but my point is that that is what you would need to do to fully represent a role reversal. The events are not occurring in a vacuum, figuratively speaking.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
You mean completely reverse the roles such that the conversation was taking place within a misandrist culture?
No, I didn’t mean that.
I know, but my point is that that is what you would need to do to fully represent a role reversal. The events are not occurring in a vacuum, figuratively speaking.
thanks to all yous bastardfucks who have been trying to start a kkkulture war here we re read the thing and we think it’s all bullshit, we mean take away the gendered shit and read it again, fuck this role reversal shit, what if it was anyone else visiting anyone else, would it still sound off
yes
note that we are just responding to the latest post in sequence here and we apologise to those people who would agree that does in general seem wrong for wrapping everyone up in our insultation
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
No, I didn’t mean that.
I know, but my point is that that is what you would need to do to fully represent a role reversal. The events are not occurring in a vacuum, figuratively speaking.
thanks to all yous bastardfucks who have been trying to start a kkkulture war here we re read the thing and we think it’s all bullshit, we mean take away the gendered shit and read it again, fuck this role reversal shit, what if it was anyone else visiting anyone else, would it still sound off
yes
note that we are just responding to the latest post in sequence here and we apologise to those people who would agree that does in general seem wrong for wrapping everyone up in our insultation
What if there really isn’t a role to reverse?
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:You mean completely reverse the roles such that the conversation was taking place within a misandrist culture?
No, I didn’t mean that.
I know, but my point is that that is what you would need to do to fully represent a role reversal. The events are not occurring in a vacuum, figuratively speaking.
And my point is that that is irrelevant, because:
1) The use of negative stereotypes based on the actions of an individual is always bad.
2) Cultures should not be depicted as uniformly misogynist or misandrist, such that you must swap between the two when seeing things from another person’s perspective.
I’ve read only a couple of posts in this long and, presumably, tiresome debate.
What i wan’t to know is: what was the ultimate fate of the towels?
captain_spalding said:
I’ve read only a couple of posts in this long and, presumably, tiresome debate.What i wan’t to know is: what was the ultimate fate of the towels?
Where’d that apostrophe come from?
captain_spalding said:
I’ve read only a couple of posts in this long and, presumably, tiresome debate.What i wan’t to know is: what was the ultimate fate of the towels?
Lost in the scufflle.
captain_spalding said:
captain_spalding said:
I’ve read only a couple of posts in this long and, presumably, tiresome debate.What i wan’t to know is: what was the ultimate fate of the towels?
Where’d that apostrophe come from?
You knew that what you want really was something you won’t get.
captain_spalding said:
I’ve read only a couple of posts in this long and, presumably, tiresome debate.
Yes, a long and, presumably alcohol affected, tiresome debate.
A good example of the hasty generalization fallacy.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
I’ve read only a couple of posts in this long and, presumably, tiresome debate.What i wan’t to know is: what was the ultimate fate of the towels?
Lost in the scufflle.
Thrown in
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
No, I didn’t mean that.
I know, but my point is that that is what you would need to do to fully represent a role reversal. The events are not occurring in a vacuum, figuratively speaking.
And my point is that that is irrelevant, because:
1) The use of negative stereotypes based on the actions of an individual is always bad.
2) Cultures should not be depicted as uniformly misogynist or misandrist, such that you must swap between the two when seeing things from another person’s perspective.
when JavaScript events were invented they couldn’t decide whether to useCapture or use bubble so they offered both
dv said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
I know, but my point is that that is what you would need to do to fully represent a role reversal. The events are not occurring in a vacuum, figuratively speaking.
thanks to all yous bastardfucks who have been trying to start a kkkulture war here we re read the thing and we think it’s all bullshit, we mean take away the gendered shit and read it again, fuck this role reversal shit, what if it was anyone else visiting anyone else, would it still sound off
yes
note that we are just responding to the latest post in sequence here and we apologise to those people who would agree that does in general seem wrong for wrapping everyone up in our insultation
What if there really isn’t a role to reverse?
I’ve read only a couple of posts in this long and, presumably, tiresome debate.
What i wan’t to know is: what was the ultimate fate of the towels?
Lost in the scufflle.
Thrown in
damp towel roll
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
roughbarked said:
Lost in the scufflle.
Thrown in
damp towel roll
Donated to Arthur Dent.
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:dv said:
Thrown in
damp towel roll
Donated to Arthur Dent.
Slartibartfast is a Magrathean traveller and former designer of planets who specialised in fjords. An often tired and confused man, he was most unhappy with his work, but continued it anyway in the hopes that it would someday lead to happiness, eventually leaving Magrathea to travel the universe in the Bistromath.

JudgeMental said:
I never had to remember, therewas always plenty of people ready to remind me.
JudgeMental said:
Thanks for not mentioning the smell
dv said:
JudgeMental said:Shouldn’t be a problem if you have a bath once a year whether you need it or not.Thanks for not mentioning the smell

OCDC said:
dv said:JudgeMental said:Shouldn’t be a problem if you have a bath once a year whether you need it or not.Thanks for not mentioning the smell
and even that was no guarantee of coming clean when you were the youngest of nine and the bathwater you got was cold and fetid.
JudgeMental said:
It’s true, but why can’t you keep it quiet?
JudgeMental said:
OCDC said:
dv said:
Thanks for not mentioning the smellShouldn’t be a problem if you have a bath once a year whether you need it or not.
and even that was no guarantee of coming clean when you were the youngest of nine and the bathwater you got was cold and fetid.
SARACAIDS-CoV olfactory neuritis should solve all this
JudgeMental said:
OCDC said:
dv said:Thanks for not mentioning the smellShouldn’t be a problem if you have a bath once a year whether you need it or not.
and even that was no guarantee of coming clean when you were the youngest of nine and the bathwater you got was cold and fetid.
Looxury.
JudgeMental said:
OCDC said:
dv said:Thanks for not mentioning the smellShouldn’t be a problem if you have a bath once a year whether you need it or not.
and even that was no guarantee of coming clean when you were the youngest of nine and the bathwater you got was cold and fetid.
and that is where the expression “don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater” came from.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
OCDC said:
Shouldn’t be a problem if you have a bath once a year whether you need it or not.
and even that was no guarantee of coming clean when you were the youngest of nine and the bathwater you got was cold and fetid.
Looxury.
and we were happy.
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:and even that was no guarantee of coming clean when you were the youngest of nine and the bathwater you got was cold and fetid.
Looxury.
and we were happy.
But, you tell that to the young people today, and they w-o-o-o-n’t believe you!
OCDC said:
She’s fun.
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
She’s fun.
What’s the name of the character again? Can’t think of it.
JudgeMental said:
JudgeMental said:
OCDC said:
Shouldn’t be a problem if you have a bath once a year whether you need it or not.
and even that was no guarantee of coming clean when you were the youngest of nine and the bathwater you got was cold and fetid.
and that is where the expression “don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater” came from.
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
She’s fun.
:) I like her.
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
She’s fun.
What’s the name of the character again? Can’t think of it.
Isn’t she also on robot wars?
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
She’s fun.
What’s the name of the character again? Can’t think of it.
Philomena Cunk.
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:She’s fun.
What’s the name of the character again? Can’t think of it.
Philomena Cunk.
Ta.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:She’s fun.
What’s the name of the character again? Can’t think of it.
Isn’t she also on robot wars?
On second thoughts, not.

JudgeMental said:
What is it?
party_pants said:
JudgeMental said:
What is it?
A knife with butter hanging over a sink.
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:
JudgeMental said:
What is it?
A knife with butter hanging over a sink.
Oh. I was seeing reversed, like a big steel wheel of some sort. Could not figure out what it was.
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
OCDC said:
She’s fun.
What’s the name of the character again? Can’t think of it.




https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5167269/Americans-proudly-brandish-guns-MARRIAGE-ceremonies.html
A real shotgun wedding! Fans of the second amendment proudly brandish weapons during MARRIAGE ceremonies



dv said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5167269/Americans-proudly-brandish-guns-MARRIAGE-ceremonies.htmlA real shotgun wedding! Fans of the second amendment proudly brandish weapons during MARRIAGE ceremonies
Trump voters.
dv said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5167269/Americans-proudly-brandish-guns-MARRIAGE-ceremonies.htmlA real shotgun wedding! Fans of the second amendment proudly brandish weapons during MARRIAGE ceremonies
she actually has her finger on the trigger… SMH

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/TzDbTyv2W5BgYv3x/?mibextid=D5vuiz
This is how I imagine life with Boris would be

ruby said:
LOLOLOLOL


JudgeMental said:

JudgeMental said:
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JudgeMental said:
Pepper isn’t a child in the second frame so the conservatives don’t want her any more.




JudgeMental said:
Can’t wait for furious’s take.
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
Can’t wait for furious’s take.
I did think it fitted with your one rather well.
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
Can’t wait for furious’s take.
I did think it fitted with your one rather well.
Look, if you want me to appear, you have to say my name three times…

captain_spalding said:
That’s a perfect description of my youngest granddaughter.
captain_spalding said:
Ha



dv said:
I wondered why you had posted that until I gave it a proper ganda.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
I wondered why you had posted that until I gave it a proper ganda.
bet you feel a bit of a goose now.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
I wondered why you had posted that until I gave it a proper ganda.
Could be an Aussie expression too.
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
I wondered why you had posted that until I gave it a proper ganda.
bet you feel a bit of a goose now.
so a mandrake is the word these motherlanders use for what we call a boy look
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
I wondered why you had posted that until I gave it a proper ganda.
Could be an Aussie expression too.
The Bingbot tells me it actually originated in USA.
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
I wondered why you had posted that until I gave it a proper ganda.
bet you feel a bit of a goose now.
Indeed so :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I wondered why you had posted that until I gave it a proper ganda.
Could be an Aussie expression too.
The Bingbot tells me it actually originated in USA.
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/198873/what-is-the-origin-of-have-a-gander-when-meaning-look




dv said:
if enough people share that basin then it could be a mono space

SCIENCE said:
dv said:
if enough people share that basin then it could be a mono space
ha


Spiny Norman said:
But the lock isn’t cat proof.


Fresh outrage as Eddie Izzard is cast to play the late
Princess Diana in new BBC drama about her life and
charity work across the world.
One woman took to Twitter to say: ‘Eddie looks nothing
like Diana, she had a much narrower face and her lips
were a lot fuller. This can’t happen’.
Another woman said ‘I’ve had enough. If he was playing
Camilla I would understand but not this. What am I paying
my licence for’.
JudgeMental said:
Tradition asks for a very particular type of first-footer: dark haired men were preferred while women, and men with fair hair were thought to be unlucky. The unluckiness of fair hair is thought to stem from the viking invasions, while a fearfulness of women may stem back to the notion of the Cailleach, a crone goddess of winter and death who took the form of an old woman who, should she come knocking, would undoubtedly mean peril for those inside.
JudgeMental said:
Fresh outrage as Eddie Izzard is cast to play the late
Princess Diana in new BBC drama about her life and
charity work across the world.One woman took to Twitter to say: ‘Eddie looks nothing
like Diana, she had a much narrower face and her lips
were a lot fuller. This can’t happen’.Another woman said ‘I’ve had enough. If he was playing
Camilla I would understand but not this. What am I paying
my licence for’.
royal pronoun
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
But the lock isn’t cat proof.
it’s a catch

dv said:
fucking hell
SCIENCE said:
ask them to pronounce dove
how do you tell the difference between an obstetrician and an ophthalmologist

JudgeMental said:
Pay For Twitter Cheep Cheep ¡
JudgeMental said:
It can be like that. My domain won’t be renewed now Matthew has died. He hosted it and paid for it as my birthday/Christmas gift for many, many years. He could have used it too; it is m(our surname).com, as could’ve Mrs V, whose personal name also starts with M. The only thing it was ever used for was for an email address for me: michael@(oursurname).com.
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
It can be like that. My domain won’t be renewed now Matthew has died. He hosted it and paid for it as my birthday/Christmas gift for many, many years. He could have used it too; it is m(our surname).com, as could’ve Mrs V, whose personal name also starts with M. The only thing it was ever used for was for an email address for me: michael@(oursurname).com.
:(
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
It can be like that. My domain won’t be renewed now Matthew has died. He hosted it and paid for it as my birthday/Christmas gift for many, many years. He could have used it too; it is m(our surname).com, as could’ve Mrs V, whose personal name also starts with M. The only thing it was ever used for was for an email address for me: michael@(oursurname).com.
That is sad :(

that’s a pretty rotten thing for a pregnant man to say.
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
It can be like that. My domain won’t be renewed now Matthew has died. He hosted it and paid for it as my birthday/Christmas gift for many, many years. He could have used it too; it is m(our surname).com, as could’ve Mrs V, whose personal name also starts with M. The only thing it was ever used for was for an email address for me: michael@(oursurname).com.
huggy emoji.
sarahs mum said:
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that’s a pretty rotten thing for a pregnant man to say.
He’s a pretty rotten bloke.

sarahs mum said:
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
It can be like that. My domain won’t be renewed now Matthew has died. He hosted it and paid for it as my birthday/Christmas gift for many, many years. He could have used it too; it is m(our surname).com, as could’ve Mrs V, whose personal name also starts with M. The only thing it was ever used for was for an email address for me: michael@(oursurname).com.
huggy emoji.
Ta.
fsm said:
And here they are, with a a rather odd instrumental version of The Sounds of Silence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LawPB2CREOM
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
And here they are, with a a rather odd instrumental version of The Sounds of Silence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LawPB2CREOM

Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
And here they are, with a a rather odd instrumental version of The Sounds of Silence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LawPB2CREOM
The bing-bot knows nothing of these people.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
And here they are, with a a rather odd instrumental version of The Sounds of Silence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LawPB2CREOM
The bing-bot knows nothing of these people.
One of the many church-based bands of their day, I’d imagine.


i know. not funny.
sarahs mum said:
i know. not funny.
we heard the local blood bank are doing one in that style
ask them to pronounce tear


Onya Elmo, you imbecile.
Pen Island

JudgeMental said:
Pen Island
Penicillin should fix that weird red discharge
Cymek said:
JudgeMental said:
Pen Island
Penicillin should fix that weird red discharge
azithromycin
SCIENCE said:
20°37’37” S 166°18’02” ECymek said:
JudgeMental said:
Pen Island
Penicillin should fix that weird red discharge
azithromycin
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
20°37’37” S 166°18’02” ECymek said:
Penicillin should fix that weird red discharge
azithromycin
funny yous should say these, past e days we were just doing a whole heap of spherical co-ordinate transforms in code, was fun
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
20°37’37” S 166°18’02” Eazithromycin
funny yous should say these, past e days we were just doing a whole heap of spherical co-ordinate transforms in code, was fun
Spherical geometry!
(runs from the room, screaming)
JudgeMental said:
Pen Island
Snigger.
Where is this?
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
20°37’37” S 166°18’02” Eazithromycin
funny yous should say these, past e days we were just doing a whole heap of spherical co-ordinate transforms in code, was fun
You might like a look at:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:20°37’37” S 166°18’02” ECymek said:
Penicillin should fix that weird red discharge
azithromycin
I looked that up, but it’s not “that” Island. North of your coordinates there is something similar, but not similar enough.

Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:20°37’37” S 166°18’02” Eazithromycin
I looked that up, but it’s not “that” Island. North of your coordinates there is something similar, but not similar enough.
‘Penis Land’?
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:20°37’37” S 166°18’02” Eazithromycin
I looked that up, but it’s not “that” Island. North of your coordinates there is something similar, but not similar enough.
I get:
!
!
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:20°37’37” S 166°18’02” EI looked that up, but it’s not “that” Island. North of your coordinates there is something similar, but not similar enough.
‘Penis Land’?
That’s why I sniggered.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:20°37’37” S 166°18’02” EI looked that up, but it’s not “that” Island. North of your coordinates there is something similar, but not similar enough.
I get:
!!
Hmmm. What application are you using to get that?
Oh, and by the way, if you upload an image to the forum, you don’t need to put an exclamation mark either side of it.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:I looked that up, but it’s not “that” Island. North of your coordinates there is something similar, but not similar enough.
I get:
!!
Hmmm. What application are you using to get that?
Oh, and by the way, if you upload an image to the forum, you don’t need to put an exclamation mark either side of it.
I got it using Google Earth Pro
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I get:
!!
Hmmm. What application are you using to get that?
Oh, and by the way, if you upload an image to the forum, you don’t need to put an exclamation mark either side of it.
I got it using Google Earth Pro
I don’t.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:I looked that up, but it’s not “that” Island. North of your coordinates there is something similar, but not similar enough.
I get:
!!
Hmmm. What application are you using to get that?
Oh, and by the way, if you upload an image to the forum, you don’t need to put an exclamation mark either side of it.
Bog-standard Google Maps – Earth view.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I get:
!!
Hmmm. What application are you using to get that?
Oh, and by the way, if you upload an image to the forum, you don’t need to put an exclamation mark either side of it.
Bog-standard Google Maps – Earth view.
I tried Google maps and didn’t get it either.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Hmmm. What application are you using to get that?
Oh, and by the way, if you upload an image to the forum, you don’t need to put an exclamation mark either side of it.
Bog-standard Google Maps – Earth view.
I tried Google maps and didn’t get it either.
Strange, I just copy and paste the coordinates in the search bar, and it goes straight there.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Bog-standard Google Maps – Earth view.
I tried Google maps and didn’t get it either.
Strange, I just copy and paste the coordinates in the search bar, and it goes straight there.
Thanks. I did that and got it. I hadn’t zoomed in enough.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:20°37’37” S 166°18’02” ECymek said:
Penicillin should fix that weird red discharge
azithromycin

roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:20°37’37” S 166°18’02” Eazithromycin

roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:20°37’37” S 166°18’02” E
HOW RUDE!!!!
Woodie said:
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
HOW RUDE!!!!

Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:I tried Google maps and didn’t get it either.
Strange, I just copy and paste the coordinates in the search bar, and it goes straight there.
Thanks. I did that and got it. I hadn’t zoomed in enough.
Yes, should be called Trump Pen Island :)

Not the real Elmo, but it does seem like something he’d post.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Strange, I just copy and paste the coordinates in the search bar, and it goes straight there.
Thanks. I did that and got it. I hadn’t zoomed in enough.
Yes, should be called Trump Pen Island :)
:)
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Thanks. I did that and got it. I hadn’t zoomed in enough.
Yes, should be called Trump Pen Island :)
:)
Apparently his is too small to be a land.

dv said:
Neither even comes close to Cherokee hair tampons
dv said:
hey we mean if console gaming is good for contraception why isn’t it good for

Dull Women’s Club · Follow
·
A rather dull emergency: Im cleaning the house this morning in preparation for the mother in laws arrival. There is a generic rock playlist on Spotify consisting of various artist from the 70s and 80s. My work however, has ground to a holt due to my inability to satisfy a rather dull pondering. That pondering being: I wonder if anywhere along the border of the English county of Devon there is a set of steps or even stairs, upon which ascending, the ascendee (I’m not sure if this is a word but you catch my drift) enters the county of Devon from one of the adjacent counties. I’ve spent the last 10 minutes on Google maps to see if there is any bridges with steps or anything along the coast between Lynton and Minehead but haven’t come across anything yet. I anyone able to help. She’s arriving at 1300 and I haven’t put the lounge back together yet and I’m not sure I can crack on until I know if there is or isn’t a ‘Stairway to Devon’. I won’t apologise as the title warned you. Regards, first time poster
The truth behind the Trump shooting attemtpt https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=528229372951313&set=a.102100178897570
kryten said:
The truth behind the Trump shooting attemtpt https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=528229372951313&set=a.102100178897570
does not work for me.
sarahs mum said:
Dull Women’s Club · Follow ·
A rather dull emergency: Im cleaning the house this morning in preparation for the mother in laws arrival. There is a generic rock playlist on Spotify consisting of various artist from the 70s and 80s. My work however, has ground to a holt due to my inability to satisfy a rather dull pondering. That pondering being: I wonder if anywhere along the border of the English county of Devon there is a set of steps or even stairs, upon which ascending, the ascendee (I’m not sure if this is a word but you catch my drift) enters the county of Devon from one of the adjacent counties. I’ve spent the last 10 minutes on Google maps to see if there is any bridges with steps or anything along the coast between Lynton and Minehead but haven’t come across anything yet. I anyone able to help. She’s arriving at 1300 and I haven’t put the lounge back together yet and I’m not sure I can crack on until I know if there is or isn’t a ‘Stairway to Devon’. I won’t apologise as the title warned you. Regards, first time poster
:)
kryten said:
The truth behind the Trump shooting attemtpt https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=528229372951313&set=a.102100178897570
‘Sorry, this content isn’t available at this time’
Care to give us a summary, please?
This is undoubtedly the most American thing i’ve ever seen (from ‘Popular Science’):

captain_spalding said:
This is undoubtedly the most American thing i’ve ever seen (from ‘Popular Science’):
They had alarm clocks that set off a gunpowder charge.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
This is undoubtedly the most American thing i’ve ever seen (from ‘Popular Science’):
They had alarm clocks that set off a gunpowder charge.
A long time ago, i learned how to set off explosives with a wrist watch.
Have never had to do it, but you never know when something like that will come in handy.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
This is undoubtedly the most American thing i’ve ever seen (from ‘Popular Science’):
They had alarm clocks that set off a gunpowder charge.
A long time ago, i learned how to set off explosives with a wrist watch.
Have never had to do it, but you never know when something like that will come in handy.
:) I’m sure you can imagine how the sound of a flintlock pistol would bounce you out of bed?
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
This is undoubtedly the most American thing i’ve ever seen (from ‘Popular Science’):
They had alarm clocks that set off a gunpowder charge.
A long time ago, i learned how to set off explosives with a wrist watch.
Have never had to do it, but you never know when something like that will come in handy.
You never know when the voice tells you to take someone out.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
This is undoubtedly the most American thing i’ve ever seen (from ‘Popular Science’):
They had alarm clocks that set off a gunpowder charge.
A long time ago, i learned how to set off explosives with a wrist watch.
Have never had to do it, but you never know when something like that will come in handy.
I haven’t worn a wrist watch in 20 years. I use my phone as my primary time keeping device, even in the days before smart phones. My old Nokia 1600 series kept time perfectly well.
kryten said:
The truth behind the Trump shooting attemtpt https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=528229372951313&set=a.102100178897570
Try this:

(I’ll have to remember to teach him how to extract a picture from his facebook)

In Southern Lebanon



Ian said:
In Southern Lebanon
Don’t Worry Everyone Else In The World Is Safe
Ian said:
Ah The Clayton’s Pager
Ian said:
All Good Autonomous Vehicles Will Decrease The Road Toll ¡
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
kryten said:
Cymek said:
diddly-squat said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
kryten said:
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
Bubblecar said:
I get new lenses in my spectacles tomorrow.SCIENCE said:
SCIENCE said:
SCIENCE said:
ask them to pronounce dove
how do you tell the difference between an obstetrician and an ophthalmologist
ask them to pronounce tear
Eyes have been aching all day. Ought to see an eyeologist soon.
And I realised today that there were signs my eyes had been getting worse that I didn’t pick up on
I picked up my new spectacles today.
And I am now back from the Sunshine Coast after seeing the urologist.
You see a urologist for your glasses!!!
No.
How did the urologist check-up go?
your vision must be really shit
And I am back in the asylum after seeing the ufologist
I’d go for piss poor
I have another lot of tablets to take (after I get them dispensed). I have to have another PSA test. I have get an MRI on the prostate, to see whether there is anything suspicious in there. I’ve waited more than two years for this appointment, so the PSA test is too old. They think the enlarged prostate is crushing my urethra somewhat, and is blocking some of the flow from the bladder.
He fixed that with a finger in the brown eye.
how do you tell the difference between an ophthalmologist and a urologist
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
I have another lot of tablets to take (after I get them dispensed). I have to have another PSA test. I have get an MRI on the prostate, to see whether there is anything suspicious in there. I’ve waited more than two years for this appointment, so the PSA test is too old. They think the enlarged prostate is crushing my urethra somewhat, and is blocking some of the flow from the bladder.
He fixed that with a finger in the brown eye.
how do you tell the difference between an ophthalmologist and a urologist
Do tell.
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:That’s SCIENCE you’re talking to. Ignorance may be bliss.Michael V said:Do tell.He fixed that with a finger in the brown eye.how do you tell the difference between an ophthalmologist and a urologist
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
He fixed that with a finger in the brown eye.
how do you tell the difference between an ophthalmologist and a urologist
you take note of which eye he looks at.
JudgeMental said:
OCDC said:
Michael V said:
That’s SCIENCE you’re talking to. Ignorance may be bliss.SCIENCE said:
Do tell.Michael V said:
Michael V said:
kryten said:
Cymek said:
diddly-squat said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
kryten said:
Michael V said:
OCDC said:
Bubblecar said:
I get new lenses in my spectacles tomorrow.SCIENCE said:
SCIENCE said:
SCIENCE said:
ask them to pronounce dove
how do you tell the difference between an obstetrician and an ophthalmologist
ask them to pronounce tear
Eyes have been aching all day. Ought to see an eyeologist soon.
And I realised today that there were signs my eyes had been getting worse that I didn’t pick up on
I picked up my new spectacles today.
And I am now back from the Sunshine Coast after seeing the urologist.
You see a urologist for your glasses!!!
No.
How did the urologist check-up go?
your vision must be really shit
And I am back in the asylum after seeing the ufologist
I’d go for piss poor
I have another lot of tablets to take (after I get them dispensed). I have to have another PSA test. I have get an MRI on the prostate, to see whether there is anything suspicious in there. I’ve waited more than two years for this appointment, so the PSA test is too old. They think the enlarged prostate is crushing my urethra somewhat, and is blocking some of the flow from the bladder.
He fixed that with a finger in the brown eye.
how do you tell the difference between an ophthalmologist and a urologist
you take note of which eye he looks at.
ask them to pronounce whether torsion is physiological or pathological




SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
OCDC said:
That’s SCIENCE you’re talking to. Ignorance may be bliss.
you take note of which eye he looks at.
ask them to pronounce whether torsion is physiological or pathological
Anyway, I went to the eyeologist today and am just home.
He said nothing about my urine.
ruby said:
Seems reasonable.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:JudgeMental said:
you take note of which eye he looks at.
ask them to pronounce whether torsion is physiological or pathological
Anyway, I went to the eyeologist today and am just home.
He said nothing about my urine.
But what he did say was that my eyes have healed up well and that I now have 20 20 vision.
He played down the suggestions of macula degeneration as being part of older age.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ruby said:
Seems reasonable.
can we edit that last bit to Man Child?


Kingy said:
Damn
Kingy said:
mmm apple juice


fsm said:
Interesting. What did people do for sunlight before NASA came along?
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Interesting. What did people do for sunlight before NASA came along?
People are FAKE.
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Interesting. What did people do for sunlight before NASA came along?
Telperion and Laurelin
esselte said:
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Interesting. What did people do for sunlight before NASA came along?
Telperion and Laurelin
Surely only Catholics believe that.
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Interesting. What did people do for sunlight before NASA came along?
Well, in the first editions the Bible said:
‘3: And God said, “Let there be NASA,” and there was light.
But that got edited pretty promptly.
fsm said:
Gosh!
https://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/
Is a heavily conspiracy-theory-laden website, full of absolute rubbish dressed up as fact.
Bubblecar said:
esselte said:
Bubblecar said:Interesting. What did people do for sunlight before NASA came along?
Telperion and Laurelin
Surely only Catholics believe that.
A big swag of Cattholics have never heard of either.
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Gosh!
https://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/
Is a heavily conspiracy-theory-laden website, full of absolute rubbish dressed up as fact.
You can actually polish a turd if you are a mythbuster.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Gosh!
https://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/
Is a heavily conspiracy-theory-laden website, full of absolute rubbish dressed up as fact.
You can actually polish a turd if you are a mythbuster.
爱

SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
Gosh!
https://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/
Is a heavily conspiracy-theory-laden website, full of absolute rubbish dressed up as fact.
You can actually polish a turd if you are a mythbuster.
爱
No mythbusters there.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
You can actually polish a turd if you are a mythbuster.
爱
No mythbusters there.
My new Samsung tv comes with a Mythbusters channel as part of the Samsung channels
You can just start watching any show at any point and it’s entertaining.

fsm said:
Interesting
Would appear to be an extension of Flat Earth belief.
Ian said:
fsm said:Interesting
Would appear to be an extension of Flat Earth belief.
It is some of the same beliefs flat earther espouse.
JudgeMental said:
Ian said:
fsm said:Interesting
Would appear to be an extension of Flat Earth belief.
It is some of the same beliefs flat earther espouse.
Yeah. And https://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/ drivel as MV said.
Ian said:
When cashiers comment on your purchashes
Cashier “Extra large, here’s my number”
Cymek “Thank you sir and/or madam, you will regret it”
Arts said:
Ian said:
When cashiers comment on your purchashesthe exact reason why I self checkout
Who did you murder?
usually the only comments we get are at self check out when they leap in to help us check the 20 identical items we are bulk buying in one go
and the comment is usually along the lines of would we like help checking that all at once have a nice morning day evening night
disclaimer we already had toilet paper stockpiled > 100 rolls before pandemic started so all yous hoarders can go wipe your own arses
Ian said:
Arts said:
Ian said:
the exact reason why I self checkout
Who did you murder?
wait who’s checking themselves out now
SCIENCE said:
usually the only comments we get are at self check out when they leap in to help us check the 20 identical items we are bulk buying in one go
and the comment is usually along the lines of would we like help checking that all at once have a nice morning day evening night
disclaimer we already had toilet paper stockpiled > 100 rolls before pandemic started so all yous hoarders can go wipe your own arses
Yeah, same here. Only Arts provokes weirdos.. afawk
SCIENCE said:
usually the only comments we get are at self check out when they leap in to help us check the 20 identical items we are bulk buying in one go
and the comment is usually along the lines of would we like help checking that all at once have a nice morning day evening night
disclaimer we already had toilet paper stockpiled > 100 rolls before pandemic started so all yous hoarders can go wipe your own arses
Ha! Likewise. We had bought several dozen-packs of our favourite toilet paper when it was on half-price special in early January 2020. Worked out well for us.
:)
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:usually the only comments we get are at self check out when they leap in to help us check the 20 identical items we are bulk buying in one go
and the comment is usually along the lines of would we like help checking that all at once have a nice morning day evening night
disclaimer we already had toilet paper stockpiled > 100 rolls before pandemic started so all yous hoarders can go wipe your own arses
Ha! Likewise. We had bought several dozen-packs of our favourite toilet paper when it was on half-price special in early January 2020. Worked out well for us.
:)
Haven’t had a problem with TP. I only buy a six or eight pack at a time. The only problem, yes there was one. The comforting new luxury brand Emporium has never appeared on the shelves since.
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:usually the only comments we get are at self check out when they leap in to help us check the 20 identical items we are bulk buying in one go
and the comment is usually along the lines of would we like help checking that all at once have a nice morning day evening night
disclaimer we already had toilet paper stockpiled > 100 rolls before pandemic started so all yous hoarders can go wipe your own arses
Ha! Likewise. We had bought several dozen-packs of our favourite toilet paper when it was on half-price special in early January 2020. Worked out well for us.
:)
I scowl at them any time they come close.. I can use the self checkout – it’s not rocket science… I like the Costco checkout people.. they are so used to wierdos that they don’t make any small talk.

fsm said:
WWJD ¿





JudgeMental said:
I’m not sayin’ nuthin’.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
I’m not sayin’ nuthin’.
I think they should say “Shakespeare”.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
I’m not sayin’ nuthin’.
Et tu, roughbarked?
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
I’m not sayin’ nuthin’.
I think they should say “Shakespeare”.
That’s one. :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
I’m not sayin’ nuthin’.
Et tu, roughbarked?
I’m no brute. ;)
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:I’m not sayin’ nuthin’.
Et tu, roughbarked?
I’m no brute. ;)





JudgeMental said:
No mention of kids, so presumably childless.
All makes sense.
JudgeMental said:

Kingy said:
The Australian version is to pop a redback in there waiting for the opportune moment.
Kingy said:
I mean a lot of those nurses and little kids didn’t have them to begin with.




ABC News:

Shades of ‘Fantastic Voyage’!
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Shades of ‘Fantastic Voyage’!
I don’t see how
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Shades of ‘Fantastic Voyage’!
I don’t see how
‘Rangers kill crocodile found swimming in popluar Whitsunday tourist’.
Very small crocodile, or very big tourist?
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
ABC News:
Shades of ‘Fantastic Voyage’!
I don’t see how
‘Rangers kill crocodile found swimming in popluar Whitsunday tourist’.
Very small crocodile, or very big tourist?
Oh lol

B
sarahs mum said:
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B
Scratching forehead.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
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B
Scratching forehead.
A. go sit facing the corner
B. Playing hide and seek and looking the other way, counting while the others go hide.
C. Plugged into a lecky vehicle/cow charging pole.




Kingy said:
clever.

Kingy said:
The sedating antihistamines are non-specific in their actions and often have marked anticholinergic effects. Features of toxicity are likely to develop within 6 hours of overdose and include tachycardia, blood pressure disturbances, dry mouth, ataxia, agitation, psychosis and, uncommonly, convulsions or arrhythmias.
Kingy said:
Shit, I had to read that four times.
I blame the wine.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Kingy said:
Shit, I had to read that four times.
I blame the wine.
blame it on the boogie


dv said:
National Borders Should Be Redrawn By Георгій Феодосійович Вороний ¡

dv said:
pretty.
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
pretty.
until we realise it would make Australia look totally Liberal well not quite we suppose
dv said:
Nice.
That map will come in handy during next Capital City hunting season.

Kingy said:
Ha!

Kingy said:
Look, you’re ruining this thread with consecutive humour…
Kingy said:
dv said:
Nice.
That map will come in handy during next Capital City hunting season.
Is this some sort of human hunt you’ve got going?
SCIENCE said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
pretty.
until we realise it would make Australia look totally Liberal well not quite we suppose
Big chunks of the mainland are closer to Port Moresby or Jakarta than to Canberra, and a small bit closer to Dili.
Some of our islands would be closer to Honiara.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Kingy said:
dv said:
Nice.
That map will come in handy during next Capital City hunting season.
Is this some sort of human hunt you’ve got going?
Kingy works hard, he needs to blow off steam
Witty Rejoinder said:
Kingy said:
dv said:
Nice.
That map will come in handy during next Capital City hunting season.
Is this some sort of human hunt you’ve got going?

dv said:
SCIENCE said:
sarahs mum said:
pretty.
until we realise it would make Australia look totally Liberal well not quite we suppose
Big chunks of the mainland are closer to Port Moresby or Jakarta than to Canberra, and a small bit closer to Dili.
Some of our islands would be closer to Honiara.
yes yes we couldn’t quickly think of a way to brush off QLD reds as being pretty much blues anyway without leaving WANT out of it so we gave up and went back to drinking
Kingy said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Kingy said:Nice.
That map will come in handy during next Capital City hunting season.
Is this some sort of human hunt you’ve got going?

furious said:
Kingy said:
Look, you’re ruining this thread with consecutive humour…
yeah but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foods_named_after_places take your pick
SCIENCE said:
furious said:
Kingy said:
Look, you’re ruining this thread with consecutive humour…
yeah but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foods_named_after_places take your pick
You’re over analysing again…

SCIENCE said:
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
until we realise it would make Australia look totally Liberal well not quite we suppose
Big chunks of the mainland are closer to Port Moresby or Jakarta than to Canberra, and a small bit closer to Dili.
Some of our islands would be closer to Honiara.
yes yes we couldn’t quickly think of a way to brush off QLD reds as being pretty much blues anyway without leaving WANT out of it so we gave up and went back to drinking

I think on the mainland this line divides the section nearest Canberra from the section nearest some other capital. I was quite wrong thinking that Jakarta would play a bigger role in this than Dili. Indeed the section of Australia for which Jakarta is closest is a slice of WA including Exmouth etc.

fsm said:
Dear oh dear.


Bogsnorkler said:
Dear oh dear.

How I feel responding to some on the internet.


fsm said:
:)


dv said:
invented here first
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
invented here first
also they are incorrect it’s
y’a‘l’d‘v’ or y’al’d‘v’




Bogsnorkler said:
Just Perth Things
Bogsnorkler said:
Some years back, there was a power outage in Bundaberg which affected a large proportion of the traffic lights.
I was obliged to go out and drive around at that time.
Everyone was using the ‘give way to the right’ rule. I swear, i have never seen traffic move so easily in central Bundaberg before or since that day.

Bogsnorkler said:
Indeed I did.



Bogsnorkler said:
For a moment there, i thought that Timmy was the big one with the fur.
Bogsnorkler said:



sarahs mum said:
:)

Game developers taking extreme care with hyperrealism, only to get dinged by gamers who haven’t been within 2 metres of a real woman.
dv said:
Game developers taking extreme care with hyperrealism, only to get dinged by gamers who haven’t been within 2 metres of a real woman.
Real Women Don’t Wax

Bogsnorkler said:
He didn’t get to write about things invented after fifty.
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
He didn’t get to write about things invented after fifty.
no wonder 5G and electric vehicles from CHINA are dangerous and deadly and unfair and unreasonable and must be banned immediately
Bogsnorkler said:
I suggest that part of it is that, as you get older, you become more selective about the new technology that you embrace.
You look more closely at it all, past the sheer novelty of it, and ask yourself, ‘OK, just how much use is this to me personally?’. It may be that you don’t have a great need for some of it because you and your peer group already have methods and practices that are well-established, and which you and they enjoy using e.g. you and they may prefer to make actual phone calls rather than sending a lot of text messages (which is not to say that you/they entirely avoid using messages). You use the technology as an addition to the way you run your lives, rather than adopting it as an essential and central feature of your lives.
And the career thing does possibly come into it, too. By the age of thirty-five, most people have some idea of their career path, and have quite possibly expended a good deal of effort and money to get on that path. While a new technology may be of use, few people, at that stage of life, are likely to throw all of that aside, and immerse themselves in that new technology, with the goal of forging a career in its development and use.
In short, a new technology may simply not present older users of it with the same opportunities or prospects as it might do for younger users.
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I suggest that part of it is that, as you get older, you become more selective about the new technology that you embrace.
You look more closely at it all, past the sheer novelty of it, and ask yourself, ‘OK, just how much use is this to me personally?’. It may be that you don’t have a great need for some of it because you and your peer group already have methods and practices that are well-established, and which you and they enjoy using e.g. you and they may prefer to make actual phone calls rather than sending a lot of text messages (which is not to say that you/they entirely avoid using messages). You use the technology as an addition to the way you run your lives, rather than adopting it as an essential and central feature of your lives.
And the career thing does possibly come into it, too. By the age of thirty-five, most people have some idea of their career path, and have quite possibly expended a good deal of effort and money to get on that path. While a new technology may be of use, few people, at that stage of life, are likely to throw all of that aside, and immerse themselves in that new technology, with the goal of forging a career in its development and use.
In short, a new technology may simply not present older users of it with the same opportunities or prospects as it might do for younger users.
and yet here we are, using and discussing latest technologies.
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
He didn’t get to write about things invented after fifty.
no wonder 5G and electric vehicles from CHINA are dangerous and deadly and unfair and unreasonable and must be banned immediately
I suggest that part of it is that, as you get older, you become more selective about the new technology that you embrace.
You look more closely at it all, past the sheer novelty of it, and ask yourself, ‘OK, just how much use is this to me personally?’. It may be that you don’t have a great need for some of it because you and your peer group already have methods and practices that are well-established, and which you and they enjoy using e.g. you and they may prefer to make actual phone calls rather than sending a lot of text messages (which is not to say that you/they entirely avoid using messages). You use the technology as an addition to the way you run your lives, rather than adopting it as an essential and central feature of your lives.
And the career thing does possibly come into it, too. By the age of thirty-five, most people have some idea of their career path, and have quite possibly expended a good deal of effort and money to get on that path. While a new technology may be of use, few people, at that stage of life, are likely to throw all of that aside, and immerse themselves in that new technology, with the goal of forging a career in its development and use.
In short, a new technology may simply not present older users of it with the same opportunities or prospects as it might do for younger users.
some wise guy (a text IDE worker) once said, 640K soft wear is all the memory anybody would ever need on a weaving machine
Bogsnorkler said:
Fair.
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
no wonder 5G and electric vehicles from CHINA are dangerous and deadly and unfair and unreasonable and must be banned immediately
I suggest that part of it is that, as you get older, you become more selective about the new technology that you embrace.
You look more closely at it all, past the sheer novelty of it, and ask yourself, ‘OK, just how much use is this to me personally?’. It may be that you don’t have a great need for some of it because you and your peer group already have methods and practices that are well-established, and which you and they enjoy using e.g. you and they may prefer to make actual phone calls rather than sending a lot of text messages (which is not to say that you/they entirely avoid using messages). You use the technology as an addition to the way you run your lives, rather than adopting it as an essential and central feature of your lives.
And the career thing does possibly come into it, too. By the age of thirty-five, most people have some idea of their career path, and have quite possibly expended a good deal of effort and money to get on that path. While a new technology may be of use, few people, at that stage of life, are likely to throw all of that aside, and immerse themselves in that new technology, with the goal of forging a career in its development and use.
In short, a new technology may simply not present older users of it with the same opportunities or prospects as it might do for younger users.
some wise guy (a text IDE worker) once said, 640K soft wear is all the memory anybody would ever need on a weaving machine
did Jack Ard say that?
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:captain_spalding said:
I suggest that part of it is that, as you get older, you become more selective about the new technology that you embrace.
You look more closely at it all, past the sheer novelty of it, and ask yourself, ‘OK, just how much use is this to me personally?’. It may be that you don’t have a great need for some of it because you and your peer group already have methods and practices that are well-established, and which you and they enjoy using e.g. you and they may prefer to make actual phone calls rather than sending a lot of text messages (which is not to say that you/they entirely avoid using messages). You use the technology as an addition to the way you run your lives, rather than adopting it as an essential and central feature of your lives.
And the career thing does possibly come into it, too. By the age of thirty-five, most people have some idea of their career path, and have quite possibly expended a good deal of effort and money to get on that path. While a new technology may be of use, few people, at that stage of life, are likely to throw all of that aside, and immerse themselves in that new technology, with the goal of forging a career in its development and use.
In short, a new technology may simply not present older users of it with the same opportunities or prospects as it might do for younger users.
some wise guy (a text IDE worker) once said, 640K soft wear is all the memory anybody would ever need on a weaving machine
did Jack Ard say that?
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I suggest that part of it is that, as you get older, you become more selective about the new technology that you embrace.
You look more closely at it all, past the sheer novelty of it, and ask yourself, ‘OK, just how much use is this to me personally?’. It may be that you don’t have a great need for some of it because you and your peer group already have methods and practices that are well-established, and which you and they enjoy using e.g. you and they may prefer to make actual phone calls rather than sending a lot of text messages (which is not to say that you/they entirely avoid using messages). You use the technology as an addition to the way you run your lives, rather than adopting it as an essential and central feature of your lives.
And the career thing does possibly come into it, too. By the age of thirty-five, most people have some idea of their career path, and have quite possibly expended a good deal of effort and money to get on that path. While a new technology may be of use, few people, at that stage of life, are likely to throw all of that aside, and immerse themselves in that new technology, with the goal of forging a career in its development and use.
In short, a new technology may simply not present older users of it with the same opportunities or prospects as it might do for younger users.
and yet here we are, using and discussing latest technologies.
What? I started using this type of communication system nearly a quarter of a century ago. And emails and news about a decade earlier.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:I suggest that part of it is that, as you get older, you become more selective about the new technology that you embrace.
You look more closely at it all, past the sheer novelty of it, and ask yourself, ‘OK, just how much use is this to me personally?’. It may be that you don’t have a great need for some of it because you and your peer group already have methods and practices that are well-established, and which you and they enjoy using e.g. you and they may prefer to make actual phone calls rather than sending a lot of text messages (which is not to say that you/they entirely avoid using messages). You use the technology as an addition to the way you run your lives, rather than adopting it as an essential and central feature of your lives.
And the career thing does possibly come into it, too. By the age of thirty-five, most people have some idea of their career path, and have quite possibly expended a good deal of effort and money to get on that path. While a new technology may be of use, few people, at that stage of life, are likely to throw all of that aside, and immerse themselves in that new technology, with the goal of forging a career in its development and use.
In short, a new technology may simply not present older users of it with the same opportunities or prospects as it might do for younger users.
and yet here we are, using and discussing latest technologies.
What? I started using this type of communication system nearly a quarter of a century ago. And emails and news about a decade earlier.
When did you last ugrade your equipment or your software?
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:I suggest that part of it is that, as you get older, you become more selective about the new technology that you embrace.
You look more closely at it all, past the sheer novelty of it, and ask yourself, ‘OK, just how much use is this to me personally?’. It may be that you don’t have a great need for some of it because you and your peer group already have methods and practices that are well-established, and which you and they enjoy using e.g. you and they may prefer to make actual phone calls rather than sending a lot of text messages (which is not to say that you/they entirely avoid using messages). You use the technology as an addition to the way you run your lives, rather than adopting it as an essential and central feature of your lives.
And the career thing does possibly come into it, too. By the age of thirty-five, most people have some idea of their career path, and have quite possibly expended a good deal of effort and money to get on that path. While a new technology may be of use, few people, at that stage of life, are likely to throw all of that aside, and immerse themselves in that new technology, with the goal of forging a career in its development and use.
In short, a new technology may simply not present older users of it with the same opportunities or prospects as it might do for younger users.
and yet here we are, using and discussing latest technologies.
What? I started using this type of communication system nearly a quarter of a century ago. And emails and news about a decade earlier.
Yeah, there have been on-line communication and information systems around for 55 years!
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:and yet here we are, using and discussing latest technologies.
What? I started using this type of communication system nearly a quarter of a century ago. And emails and news about a decade earlier.
When did you last ugrade your equipment or your software?
Probably about 7 years ago. I don’t use a desk-top computer any more. Just the cheapest laptop I can get hold of when the previous one breaks down. But the principal is the same. Type on a keyboard into a computer and use the internet to exchange information.

Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:What? I started using this type of communication system nearly a quarter of a century ago. And emails and news about a decade earlier.
When did you last ugrade your equipment or your software?
Probably about 7 years ago. I don’t use a desk-top computer any more. Just the cheapest laptop I can get hold of when the previous one breaks down. But the principal is the same. Type on a keyboard into a computer and use the internet to exchange information.
Yes but we are using it to discuss latest findings and technologies. We are keeping up with the times, sort of.

Best reply to “who are these guys?” was ‘Gravy Seals’.
Spiny Norman said:
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Best reply to “who are these guys?” was ‘Gravy Seals’.
Really, boys, that kind of diet will just make you into even bigger targets.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Best reply to “who are these guys?” was ‘Gravy Seals’.
Really, boys, that kind of diet will just make you into even bigger targets.
Load up the fat piercing rounds boys!
Spiny Norman said:
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Best reply to “who are these guys?” was ‘Gravy Seals’.
LOL
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Best reply to “who are these guys?” was ‘Gravy Seals’.
Really, boys, that kind of diet will just make you into even bigger targets.
I bet they haven’t even seen the things they are compensating for in years
Cymek said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Best reply to “who are these guys?” was ‘Gravy Seals’.
Really, boys, that kind of diet will just make you into even bigger targets.
I bet they haven’t even seen the things they are compensating for in years
LOL
Cymek said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Best reply to “who are these guys?” was ‘Gravy Seals’.
Really, boys, that kind of diet will just make you into even bigger targets.
I bet they haven’t even seen the things they are compensating for in years
:)




dv said:
ai, cee, cue, ewe, haytch
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
ai, cee, cue, ewe, haytch
I recall a high-school English teacher, who was both English, and very well qualified in the study of the English language.
She described the use of the word ‘haytch’ instead of ‘aitch’ as being…‘indicative’.
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:dv said:
ai, cee, cue, ewe, haytch
I recall a high-school English teacher, who was both English, and very well qualified in the study of the English language.
She described the use of the word ‘haytch’ instead of ‘aitch’ as being…‘indicative’.
… of?
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
ai, cee, cue, ewe, haytch
I recall a high-school English teacher, who was both English, and very well qualified in the study of the English language.
She described the use of the word ‘haytch’ instead of ‘aitch’ as being…‘indicative’.
… of?
vindicative
that said our alphabet is actually in alphabetical order already because instead of haytch we spell water as hotelindiajulietkilolimamikenovemberoscar
SCIENCE said:
that said our alphabet is actually in alphabetical order already because instead of haytch we spell water as hotelindiajulietkilolimamikenovemberoscar
I suppose there are a few different ways q could be spelt.
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:ai, cee, cue, ewe, haytch
I recall a high-school English teacher, who was both English, and very well qualified in the study of the English language.
She described the use of the word ‘haytch’ instead of ‘aitch’ as being…‘indicative’.
… of?
hignorance, hi presoom.
SCIENCE said:
that said our alphabet is actually in alphabetical order already because instead of haytch we spell water as hotelindiajulietkilolimamikenovemberoscar
I had to sleep on the original meme to get the point.
I suspect I will never work this one out.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:that said our alphabet is actually in alphabetical order already because instead of haytch we spell water as hotelindiajulietkilolimamikenovemberoscar
I had to sleep on the original meme to get the point.
I suspect I will never work this one out.
TATE tells me this is the original true and correct alphabet:
A for ‘orses (hay for horses)
B for mutton (beef or mutton)
C for ‘th highlanders (Seaforth Highlanders)
D for ‘ential (deferential)
E for Adam (Eve or Adam)
F for ‘vescence (effervescence)
G for police (chief of police)
H for respect (age for respect)
I for Novello (Ivor Novello)
J for oranges (Jaffa oranges)
K for ‘ancis, (Kay Francis), or K for undressing
L for leather (Hell for leather)
M for ‘sis (emphasis)
N for ‘adig (in for a dig, or infra dig.)
O for the garden wall (over the garden wall)
P for a penny (pee for a penny)
Q for a song (cue for a song), or Q for billiards (cue for billiards)
R for mo’ (half a mo’)
S for you (it’s for you)
T for two (tea for two)
U for films (UFA films)
V for La France (vive la France)
W for a bob (double you for a bob?, as in gambling)
X for breakfast (eggs for breakfast)
Y for Gawd’s sake (why, for God’s sake?)
Z for breezes (zephyr breezes, see West wind)

Spiny Norman said:
Some of Mz Tamb’s stuff 
Spiny Norman said:
Hehe.
Peak Warming Man said:
Spiny Norman said:
Hehe.
The “modern” dog isn’t interested in the screen. They should have put a moving cat picture on it to get the dog’s attention.


ruby said:
Hehe

Bogsnorkler said:
Lol but shopped the weather is never that good in the Gorbals
esselte said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Lol but shopped the weather is never that good in the Gorbals
NHOT


Bogsnorkler said:
Once they get it into position they’ll flood those legs.

sarahs mum said:
sarahs mum said:
LOLOLOLOL
sarahs mum said:
:) well done whoever did that.




dv said:
doesn’t have conversations with people, assumes others don’t have conversations with people
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
doesn’t have conversations with people, assumes others don’t have conversations with people
you talking to me?

sarahs mum said:
I remember the episode with the little autistic boy.
>Welby fights bureaucratic pressure from a young couple and an unfeeling psychologist as he tries to help the couple’s 7-year-old autistic, severely withdrawn son learn how to communicate.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0641953/

Kingy said:
yes yes.


sarahs mum said:
It’s sad really. I was still using a proper old-fashioned telephone as recently as ten years ago, when this blurry snap was taken in the computer room of the old cottage.
I still have that 1970s phone but there’s no longer a landline phone service here. It’s possible it would work with my netphone connection.

Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
It’s sad really. I was still using a proper old-fashioned telephone as recently as ten years ago, when this blurry snap was taken in the computer room of the old cottage.
I still have that 1970s phone but there’s no longer a landline phone service here. It’s possible it would work with my netphone connection.
Mine’s on the wall, still works and rings like a bell. 📞…………. sideways even, hey what but!

Woodie said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
It’s sad really. I was still using a proper old-fashioned telephone as recently as ten years ago, when this blurry snap was taken in the computer room of the old cottage.
I still have that 1970s phone but there’s no longer a landline phone service here. It’s possible it would work with my netphone connection.
Mine’s on the wall, still works and rings like a bell. 📞…………. sideways even, hey what but!
:)
Bubblecar said:
Woodie said:
Bubblecar said:It’s sad really. I was still using a proper old-fashioned telephone as recently as ten years ago, when this blurry snap was taken in the computer room of the old cottage.
I still have that 1970s phone but there’s no longer a landline phone service here. It’s possible it would work with my netphone connection.
Mine’s on the wall, still works and rings like a bell. 📞…………. sideways even, hey what but!
:)
and this is where I usually drop the anecdote about the friend of my father who died from gangrene after dropping one of those black mothers on his foot.
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said:
Woodie said:Mine’s on the wall, still works and rings like a bell. 📞…………. sideways even, hey what but!
:)
and this is where I usually drop the anecdote about the friend of my father who died from gangrene after dropping one of those black mothers on his foot.
So much unlikely tragic consequence in this ever-changing world.
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said:
Woodie said:Mine’s on the wall, still works and rings like a bell. 📞…………. sideways even, hey what but!
:)
and this is where I usually drop the anecdote about the friend of my father who died from gangrene after dropping one of those black mothers on his foot.
But it wasn’t the phone’s fault. He already had peripheral vascular disease more than likely.
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said::)
and this is where I usually drop the anecdote about the friend of my father who died from gangrene after dropping one of those black mothers on his foot.
But it wasn’t the phone’s fault. He already had peripheral vascular disease more than likely.
probably. but it was enough to scare me.
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said::)
and this is where I usually drop the anecdote about the friend of my father who died from gangrene after dropping one of those black mothers on his foot.
But it wasn’t the phone’s fault. He already had peripheral vascular disease more than likely.
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said:
Woodie said:Mine’s on the wall, still works and rings like a bell. 📞…………. sideways even, hey what but!
:)
and this is where I usually drop the anecdote about the friend of my father who died from gangrene after dropping one of those black mothers on his foot.
Woodie’s phone is well screwed to the wall. It’s not coming off any time soon.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said::)
and this is where I usually drop the anecdote about the friend of my father who died from gangrene after dropping one of those black mothers on his foot.
Woodie’s phone is well screwed to the wall. It’s not coming off any time soon.
Tamb said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:and this is where I usually drop the anecdote about the friend of my father who died from gangrene after dropping one of those black mothers on his foot.
Woodie’s phone is well screwed to the wall. It’s not coming off any time soon.
I got rid of my landline when my landline calls fell to 4 or 5 per quarter.
same. cost more to rent than what it costed me in calls.
Bogsnorkler said:
Tamb said:
Michael V said:Woodie’s phone is well screwed to the wall. It’s not coming off any time soon.
I got rid of my landline when my landline calls fell to 4 or 5 per quarter.same. cost more to rent than what it costed me in calls.
plus having a mobile is way cooler when you whip it out in public and pretend to have a conversation.
Bogsnorkler said:
Tamb said:
Michael V said:Woodie’s phone is well screwed to the wall. It’s not coming off any time soon.
I got rid of my landline when my landline calls fell to 4 or 5 per quarter.same. cost more to rent than what it costed me in calls.
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Tamb said:I got rid of my landline when my landline calls fell to 4 or 5 per quarter.
same. cost more to rent than what it costed me in calls.
plus having a mobile is way cooler when you whip it out in public and pretend to have a conversation.
Tamb said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:and this is where I usually drop the anecdote about the friend of my father who died from gangrene after dropping one of those black mothers on his foot.
Woodie’s phone is well screwed to the wall. It’s not coming off any time soon.
I got rid of my landline when my landline calls fell to 4 or 5 per quarter.
I’ve still got my landline – it is part of my internet plan.
Woodie needs a landline, because he is in a no mobile signal zone.
Michael V said:
Tamb said:
Michael V said:Woodie’s phone is well screwed to the wall. It’s not coming off any time soon.
I got rid of my landline when my landline calls fell to 4 or 5 per quarter.I’ve still got my landline – it is part of my internet plan.
Woodie needs a landline, because he is in a no mobile signal zone.
Same here, mainly for making and receiving overseas calls, although very rarely used these days.
Probably worth looking for cheaper plans without the land-line, when I get round to it.
Tamb said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Tamb said:I got rid of my landline when my landline calls fell to 4 or 5 per quarter.
same. cost more to rent than what it costed me in calls.
Exactly.
Our “landline” is included in our Telstra package and we own the actual phone. Using the ones we had at work, but we have a couple of other phones that we own also.
buffy said:
Tamb said:
Bogsnorkler said:same. cost more to rent than what it costed me in calls.
Exactly.Our “landline” is included in our Telstra package and we own the actual phone. Using the ones we had at work, but we have a couple of other phones that we own also.
We also still have a landline here, but a VOIP one so we have a backup in case the mobile network falls over.
Spiny Norman said:
buffy said:
Tamb said:Exactly.
Our “landline” is included in our Telstra package and we own the actual phone. Using the ones we had at work, but we have a couple of other phones that we own also.
We also still have a landline here, but a VOIP one so we have a backup in case the mobile network falls over.
buffy said:
Tamb said:
Bogsnorkler said:same. cost more to rent than what it costed me in calls.
Exactly.Our “landline” is included in our Telstra package and we own the actual phone. Using the ones we had at work, but we have a couple of other phones that we own also.
Similar thing here. I have the connections for a landline an t is included in the Telstra bundle plan. It was cheaper at the time to take the bundle than internet only NBN. But I needed to buy my own phone to plug in, and I never got around to it. So I have a landline and a number, but no phone plugged in. Don’t feel like I need one now. It’s been 6 years.


fsm said:
LOL
:)
party_pants said:
buffy said:
Tamb said:Exactly.
Our “landline” is included in our Telstra package and we own the actual phone. Using the ones we had at work, but we have a couple of other phones that we own also.
Similar thing here. I have the connections for a landline an t is included in the Telstra bundle plan. It was cheaper at the time to take the bundle than internet only NBN. But I needed to buy my own phone to plug in, and I never got around to it. So I have a landline and a number, but no phone plugged in. Don’t feel like I need one now. It’s been 6 years.
Same here. Been over 10 years of not getting spam calls at 6pm.

Bogsnorkler said:
LOL





Bogsnorkler said:
Not so fun fact: One of the shooting location towns of the 1992 movie of that name, has just been washed away by Helene.
https://imgur.com/gallery/chimney-rock-north-carolina-has-been-wiped-out-by-flooding-from-hurricane-helene-town-its-nearby-state-park-are-best-known-as-filming-location-1992s-last-of-mohicans-MEpagE8


I’m in this pic and I don’t like it.

Kingy said:
I’m in this pic and I don’t like it.
It can be done.
When i left Centrelink, and went to work in a sugar mill in my forties, i lost a good deal of weight, and had to hunt out old clothes that had previously been too small.
Kingy said:
I’m in this pic and I don’t like it.
Just one size…?
Neophyte said:
Kingy said:
I’m in this pic and I don’t like it.
Just one size…?
OK, I’ll admit that I had to move the buttons on the coat I made when I was 26, but I’ve been roughly the same size for a long time now. Thank the gods for cotton fabric with a small percentage of lycra woven into it.

Neophyte said:
Kingy said:
I’m in this pic and I don’t like it.
Just one size…?
Umm, no.
Driving a truck for long periods does something to you.
I used to call it a long range tank in case of famine and deprivation. Neither of those have happened, and now I have a saddle tank.
Kingy said:
I’m in this pic and I don’t like it.
I have clothes suitable for everything from an ideal weight man all the way up to a hyperobese man.
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
LOL
Purr-vert?
dv said:
Kingy said:
I’m in this pic and I don’t like it.
I have clothes suitable for everything from an ideal weight man all the way up to a hyperobese man.
Can I borrow some of them?
Hyperobeseman sounds like one of those supermen in the Marvel Universe that do stuff, and hyperbodyslam the bad guys.
I don’t need his supersuit, just a few sizes down.I really should stop drinking, and have something to eat.

Bogsnorkler said:
How true that is.
In my mind I’m going to Carolina.


dv said:
Isn’t it easier to ask if their dad was a glassmaker. and when they ask why, say “because he forgot to take the sticker off”.
dv said:
jokes always lose something when you have to explain them.
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
jokes always lose something when you have to explain them.
LOL
we’r‘n’t Darlingtonnage but that pun didn’t need explaining to be understood however we appreciate the detailing of when and where and how it may be more similar sounding
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
jokes always lose something when you have to explain them.
LOL
totally agree, they lose their novelty
they also gain nett value in the same way that explaining a rainbow doesn’t diminish their wonder it enhances it
SCIENCE said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
jokes always lose something when you have to explain them.
LOL
totally agree, they lose their novelty
they also gain nett value in the same way that explaining a rainbow doesn’t diminish their wonder it enhances it
alright Feynman.
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:Peak Warming Man said:
LOL
totally agree, they lose their novelty
they also gain nett value in the same way that explaining a rainbow doesn’t diminish their wonder it enhances it
alright Feynman.
I have a friend who’s an artist and has sometimes taken a view which I don’t agree with very well. He’ll hold up a flower and say “look how beautiful it is,” and I’ll agree. Then he says “I as an artist can see how beautiful this is but you as a scientist take this all apart and it becomes a dull thing,” and I think that he’s kind of nutty.
First of all, the beauty that he sees is available to other people and to me too, I believe. Although I may not be quite as refined aesthetically as he is … I can appreciate the beauty of a flower. At the same time, I see much more about the flower than he sees. I could imagine the cells in there, the complicated actions inside, which also have a beauty.
I mean it’s not just beauty at this dimension, at one centimeter; there’s also beauty at smaller dimensions, the inner structure, also the processes. The fact that the colors in the flower evolved in order to attract insects to pollinate it is interesting; it means that insects can see the color.
It adds a question: does this aesthetic sense also exist in the lower forms? Why is it aesthetic? All kinds of interesting questions which the science knowledge only adds to the excitement, the mystery and the awe of a flower. It only adds. I don’t understand how it subtracts.
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:
Peak Warming Man said:
LOL
totally agree, they lose their novelty
they also gain nett value in the same way that explaining a rainbow doesn’t diminish their wonder it enhances it
alright Feynman.
Are Yous Calling Us Dicks
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:
totally agree, they lose their novelty
they also gain nett value in the same way that explaining a rainbow doesn’t diminish their wonder it enhances it
alright Feynman.
Are Yous Calling Us Dicks
perish the thought!
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:totally agree, they lose their novelty
they also gain nett value in the same way that explaining a rainbow doesn’t diminish their wonder it enhances it
alright Feynman.
I have a friend who’s an artist and has sometimes taken a view which I don’t agree with very well. He’ll hold up a flower and say “look how beautiful it is,” and I’ll agree. Then he says “I as an artist can see how beautiful this is but you as a scientist take this all apart and it becomes a dull thing,” and I think that he’s kind of nutty.
First of all, the beauty that he sees is available to other people and to me too, I believe. Although I may not be quite as refined aesthetically as he is … I can appreciate the beauty of a flower. At the same time, I see much more about the flower than he sees. I could imagine the cells in there, the complicated actions inside, which also have a beauty.
I mean it’s not just beauty at this dimension, at one centimeter; there’s also beauty at smaller dimensions, the inner structure, also the processes. The fact that the colors in the flower evolved in order to attract insects to pollinate it is interesting; it means that insects can see the color.
It adds a question: does this aesthetic sense also exist in the lower forms? Why is it aesthetic? All kinds of interesting questions which the science knowledge only adds to the excitement, the mystery and the awe of a flower. It only adds. I don’t understand how it subtracts.
we suppose some may claim an exception for jokes that rely on novelty for their entertainment value, let’s go out on a limb and ask whether if they’re no longer funny when they’re familiar then were they really funny in the first place
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:totally agree, they lose their novelty
they also gain nett value in the same way that explaining a rainbow doesn’t diminish their wonder it enhances it
alright Feynman.
I have a friend who’s an artist and has sometimes taken a view which I don’t agree with very well. He’ll hold up a flower and say “look how beautiful it is,” and I’ll agree. Then he says “I as an artist can see how beautiful this is but you as a scientist take this all apart and it becomes a dull thing,” and I think that he’s kind of nutty.
First of all, the beauty that he sees is available to other people and to me too, I believe. Although I may not be quite as refined aesthetically as he is … I can appreciate the beauty of a flower. At the same time, I see much more about the flower than he sees. I could imagine the cells in there, the complicated actions inside, which also have a beauty.
I mean it’s not just beauty at this dimension, at one centimeter; there’s also beauty at smaller dimensions, the inner structure, also the processes. The fact that the colors in the flower evolved in order to attract insects to pollinate it is interesting; it means that insects can see the color.
It adds a question: does this aesthetic sense also exist in the lower forms? Why is it aesthetic? All kinds of interesting questions which the science knowledge only adds to the excitement, the mystery and the awe of a flower. It only adds. I don’t understand how it subtracts.
And the rhinitis sufferer may hold up the flower and wonder where his antihistamines are.
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:alright Feynman.
I have a friend who’s an artist and has sometimes taken a view which I don’t agree with very well. He’ll hold up a flower and say “look how beautiful it is,” and I’ll agree. Then he says “I as an artist can see how beautiful this is but you as a scientist take this all apart and it becomes a dull thing,” and I think that he’s kind of nutty.
First of all, the beauty that he sees is available to other people and to me too, I believe. Although I may not be quite as refined aesthetically as he is … I can appreciate the beauty of a flower. At the same time, I see much more about the flower than he sees. I could imagine the cells in there, the complicated actions inside, which also have a beauty.
I mean it’s not just beauty at this dimension, at one centimeter; there’s also beauty at smaller dimensions, the inner structure, also the processes. The fact that the colors in the flower evolved in order to attract insects to pollinate it is interesting; it means that insects can see the color.
It adds a question: does this aesthetic sense also exist in the lower forms? Why is it aesthetic? All kinds of interesting questions which the science knowledge only adds to the excitement, the mystery and the awe of a flower. It only adds. I don’t understand how it subtracts.
we suppose some may claim an exception for jokes that rely on novelty for their entertainment value, let’s go out on a limb and ask whether if they’re no longer funny when they’re familiar then were they really funny in the first place
If the situation isn’t there, many jokes fall flat.

fsm said:
I (vaguely) remember the Singing Postman.
I didn’t know he was a real postman (or had forgotten).
fsm said:
Allan Francis Smethurst (19 November 1927 – 22 December 2000), aka The Singing Postman was an English folk singer and postman. He is best known for his self-penned novelty song “Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boy?”, which earned him an Ivor Novello Award in 1966, “Come Along A Me” and “A Miss from Diss”. The Guardian dubbed him a “bookishly melancholy folk-satirist”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allan_Smethurst
The Singing Postman – ‘Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boy’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn5m4m5VdP8
The Rev Dodgson said:
fsm said:
I (vaguely) remember the Singing Postman.
I didn’t know he was a real postman (or had forgotten).
Probably forgot.
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Allan Francis Smethurst (19 November 1927 – 22 December 2000), aka The Singing Postman was an English folk singer and postman. He is best known for his self-penned novelty song “Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boy?”, which earned him an Ivor Novello Award in 1966, “Come Along A Me” and “A Miss from Diss”. The Guardian dubbed him a “bookishly melancholy folk-satirist”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allan_Smethurst
The Singing Postman – ‘Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boy’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn5m4m5VdP8
Make it stop.
Peak Warming Man said:
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Allan Francis Smethurst (19 November 1927 – 22 December 2000), aka The Singing Postman was an English folk singer and postman. He is best known for his self-penned novelty song “Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boy?”, which earned him an Ivor Novello Award in 1966, “Come Along A Me” and “A Miss from Diss”. The Guardian dubbed him a “bookishly melancholy folk-satirist”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allan_Smethurst
The Singing Postman – ‘Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boy’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn5m4m5VdP8
Make it stop.
Sad end for the fellow:
In 1966, the Singing Postman’s best known hit “Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boy?” won Smethurst the Ivor Novello Award for best novelty song of the year. Rolf Harris recorded a cover version without success. The song had a small comeback in 1994, when it was featured on a television commercial for Ovaltine. It was also covered by punk band Splodgenessabounds in 1981.
Smethurst left the music industry in 1970 citing stage fright and arthritic hands. He later admitted to an alcohol problem and revealed all his earnings were gone and he was penniless. He spent his last 20 years living quietly in a Salvation Army hostel in Grimsby, where he died from a heart attack in December 2000.

Bogsnorkler said:
talpid geometry
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:
Peak Warming Man said:
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Dear oh dear.
so it worked
yeah, it went, woof!
freezer circular saw meow

ah memories those were the days




One for Arts

Bogsnorkler said:
One for Arts
Parasitic Plants Are The Least Morbid ¡
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
One for Arts
Parasitic Plants Are The Least Morbid ¡
ref:?
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
One for Arts
Parasitic Plants Are The Least Morbid ¡
ref:?

freakish

SCIENCE said:
freakish
Prosopanche is a group of parasitic plants described as a genus in 1868. It is native to South America and Central America.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopanche
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydnoroideae
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Parasitic Plants Are The Least Morbid ¡
ref:?
I’m sure someone will tell you that fungi aren’t plants.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
ref:?
I’m sure someone will tell you that fungi aren’t plants.
I think it is a plant:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotropastrum_humile
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
I’m sure someone will tell you that fungi aren’t plants.
I think it is a plant:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotropastrum_humile
Well there you go. Today I learned about that one.
Normal services will now be resumed.



Bogsnorkler said:
“Tess of the d’Urbervilles”, i’d bet.
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
“Tess of the d’Urbervilles”, i’d bet.
I quite liked that one. Jude the obscure was a tad longwinded.
Bogsnorkler said:
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
“Tess of the d’Urbervilles”, i’d bet.
I quite liked that one. Jude the obscure was a tad longwinded.
Yes, quite tiresome.
Bogsnorkler said:
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
“Tess of the d’Urbervilles”, i’d bet.
I quite liked that one. Jude the obscure was a tad longwinded.
Tiresome boring tiresome and tiresomely boring. I managed to read it once.
In 1st form they wanted us to read Children of the New Forest FFS. I made it through about a page an flung it far away.. got a mate to give me a plot synopsis and wrote essays..

Bogsnorkler said:
so quiet it must have been during lockdowns
Bogsnorkler said:
Lol

Bogsnorkler said:
grim.

Bogsnorkler said:
I’m confused
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I’m confused
I think Ai is too. 7 funnels!!!
Bogsnorkler said:
The Titanic burned about 3 rottweilers, two giraffes, and a ferret each day. This averaged about 25 trillion tons of mushrooms.
Is there a grown up that I can talk to?
Hello AI, is there anyone there?
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I’m confused
The Internet tells me that the Titanic actually used about 825 tons of coal per day, so they were exaggerating how little coal it used.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I’m confused
The Internet tells me that the Titanic actually used about 825 tons of coal per day, so they were exaggerating how little coal it used.
I was curious too about whether it was accurate and the internet gave various figures but I did not that Wikipe… ummm the TATE gave 600 tonnes.
Witty Rejoinder said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:I’m confused
The Internet tells me that the Titanic actually used about 825 tons of coal per day, so they were exaggerating how little coal it used.
I was curious too about whether it was accurate and the internet gave various figures but I did not that Wikipe… ummm the TATE gave 600 tonnes.
not=note
Witty Rejoinder said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:I’m confused
The Internet tells me that the Titanic actually used about 825 tons of coal per day, so they were exaggerating how little coal it used.
I was curious too about whether it was accurate and the internet gave various figures but I did not that Wikipe… ummm the TATE gave 600 tonnes.
That damn bingbot thinks it’s smarter than TATE.
Seems my hypothesis was incorrect then.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
The Rev Dodgson said:The Internet tells me that the Titanic actually used about 825 tons of coal per day, so they were exaggerating how little coal it used.
I was curious too about whether it was accurate and the internet gave various figures but I did not that Wikipe… ummm the TATE gave 600 tonnes.
That damn bingbot thinks it’s smarter than TATE.
Seems my hypothesis was incorrect then.
For comparison, a 1GW coal fired power station uses about 9,000 (bingbot) or 10,000 (TATE) tonnes/day, so The Titanic used about 1/15 as much as a very large fixed power station.
Still seems a lot.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
The Rev Dodgson said:The Internet tells me that the Titanic actually used about 825 tons of coal per day, so they were exaggerating how little coal it used.
I was curious too about whether it was accurate and the internet gave various figures but I did not that Wikipe… ummm the TATE gave 600 tonnes.
That damn bingbot thinks it’s smarter than TATE.
Seems my hypothesis was incorrect then.
Perhaps you were using the wrong elephants?
It all depended on whether Big Liam from Killarney was having a good day in the stokehold or not.
On an average day, they’d go through about 600 tons. But, if Liam was in the groove for swinging the shovel, they’d go through a lot more.
Bugger!

The Rev Dodgson said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:I was curious too about whether it was accurate and the internet gave various figures but I did not that Wikipe… ummm the TATE gave 600 tonnes.
That damn bingbot thinks it’s smarter than TATE.
Seems my hypothesis was incorrect then.
For comparison, a 1GW coal fired power station uses about 9,000 (bingbot) or 10,000 (TATE) tonnes/day, so The Titanic used about 1/15 as much as a very large fixed power station.
Still seems a lot.
Yeah, but seven (7), count them, 7 funnels!
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
The Rev Dodgson said:The Internet tells me that the Titanic actually used about 825 tons of coal per day, so they were exaggerating how little coal it used.
I was curious too about whether it was accurate and the internet gave various figures but I did not that Wikipe… ummm the TATE gave 600 tonnes.
That damn bingbot thinks it’s smarter than TATE.
Seems my hypothesis was incorrect then.
So what you’re saying is that it was good for the environment that it sank.

Bogsnorkler said:
won’t it stop though, surely it’s correct

Bogsnorkler said:
LOLOL


Bogsnorkler said:
Not All Mantids
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Not All Mantids
And Timmy is not really a female name, either.
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:Bogsnorkler said:
Not All Mantids
And Timmy is not really a female name, either.
That’s the point. Timmy saw his future…
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:Bogsnorkler said:
Not All Mantids
And Timmy is not really a female name, either.
timmy is a male and beetle is just pointing out what is in store for him when he gets lucky. this makes timmy sweat with a mixture of fear and trepidation about his future and if he really wants the brief time of pleasure to end with his death.
furious said:
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:Not All Mantids
And Timmy is not really a female name, either.
That’s the point. Timmy saw his future…
that’s what I said but more loquaciously.
Oh well, I missed it.
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:Not All Mantids
And Timmy is not really a female name, either.
timmy is a male and beetle is just pointing out what is in store for him when he gets lucky. this makes timmy sweat with a mixture of fear and trepidation about his future and if he really wants the brief time of pleasure to end with his death.
Very similar to marriage
Cymek said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:And Timmy is not really a female name, either.
timmy is a male and beetle is just pointing out what is in store for him when he gets lucky. this makes timmy sweat with a mixture of fear and trepidation about his future and if he really wants the brief time of pleasure to end with his death.
Very similar to marriage
Aren’t you a barrel of laughs.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Cymek said:
Bogsnorkler said:timmy is a male and beetle is just pointing out what is in store for him when he gets lucky. this makes timmy sweat with a mixture of fear and trepidation about his future and if he really wants the brief time of pleasure to end with his death.
Very similar to marriage
Aren’t you a barrel of laughs.
I’m messing around


Bogsnorkler said:
Lit dynamite on the table for some reason
Bogsnorkler said:
They’re all going to die when the stick gelly blows anyway.
Cymek said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Cymek said:Very similar to marriage
Aren’t you a barrel of laughs.
I’m messing around
Just Asking Questions
Cymek said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Lit dynamite on the table for some reason
there a 12 secret objects hidden in this cartoon.
The Dynamite of Boom (a.k.a. The Firecracker of Pop)
Life is unpredictable, and everything can change in an instant, like an explosion. We need these upheavals to keep us moving forward, the way an automobile needs the explosions in its cylinders to keep moving forward. (Except for electric ones, which move in some other weird, new way that no one really understands.)
But humans are not electric, so we need to be blasted out of our blathering stupors and soul-numbing routines from time to time. The next time something in your life blows up and you’re looking at a whole new landscape overnight, remember that you have been given a great opportunity to grow.
https://www.bizarro.com/secret-symbols
Bogsnorkler said:
I can only find eleven.


The modern version comes with 3 g of nitrogen dense ordnance¡

fsm said:
He’s got a lot of issues.
there is 5 in this one.

Bogsnorkler said:
there is 5 in this one.
Easier but still not fun.


Bogsnorkler said:
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-nAGeaif0U
The Office, Oval Office Trump edition.
Spiny Norman said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-nAGeaif0UThe Office, Oval Office Trump edition.
I would actually subscribe to that, if they made the series.

dv said:
lights pipe
dv said:
Does S & M count as both
Cymek said:
dv said:
Does S & M count as both
how are any of these different anyway

Bogsnorkler said:
just yesterday opened up and then tipped our laptop upside down and downside down and repeat a few times and a piece of plastic fell out and a whole bunch of crumbs fell out and now some of the keys are signalling correctly again

Have no idea if this is real but if it is it must look weird with the visor open.

Bogsnorkler said:
LOL
Bogsnorkler said:
:)

ROFL, well played.

it truly never ends





Bogsnorkler said:
be mindful of your thoughts Anakin they betray you

Patricia Routledge and Jon Pertwee enjoying
a well earned cup of tea while touring the Fife
hinterland with thir comedy “Crikey Vicar!!”
Bogsnorkler said:
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Patricia Routledge and Jon Pertwee enjoying
a well earned cup of tea while touring the Fife
hinterland with thir comedy “Crikey Vicar!!”
Having trouble recognizing the car. Is it a Triumph?

roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
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Patricia Routledge and Jon Pertwee enjoying
a well earned cup of tea while touring the Fife
hinterland with thir comedy “Crikey Vicar!!”
Having trouble recognizing the car. Is it a Triumph?
ford corsair.
Bogsnorkler said:
I know we all hate DV but that’s no reason not to read his posts.
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
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Patricia Routledge and Jon Pertwee enjoying
a well earned cup of tea while touring the Fife
hinterland with thir comedy “Crikey Vicar!!”
Having trouble recognizing the car. Is it a Triumph?
ford corsair.
Thanks.

Bogsnorkler said:
That solves which way to put the sausage.
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
That solves which way to put the sausage.
thing is, do you put beetroot on or not?
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
That solves which way to put the sausage.
thing is, do you put beetroot on or not?
Pineapple, too?
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
That solves which way to put the sausage.
thing is, do you put beetroot on or not?
I would but that’s not always the case.
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
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Patricia Routledge and Jon Pertwee enjoying
a well earned cup of tea while touring the Fife
hinterland with thir comedy “Crikey Vicar!!”
Having trouble recognizing the car. Is it a Triumph?
ford corsair.
knew a bloke who had one ofthose in British Racing Green. He was part of a group of Hobie Cat sailers i was with for a while, we’d gather at a shoreside park.
One day, he said ‘see yas later’, got into his Corsair, and backed out of his parking spot. A couple of us watched him, and we sort of got alarmed, like, he better stop reversing soon.
But he didn’t, and backed it into a power pole. Big, big dent in the back of it.
So, off to the panel beaters for a costly repair.
He gets it back, and first weekend after, he’s at the park, everyone admires the repair job.
Later on, he says ‘see yas later’, gets into the Corsair, and backs it into a power pole. The same power pole.
We all just stood there, silent, blinking, for about five minutes.
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:Having trouble recognizing the car. Is it a Triumph?
ford corsair.
knew a bloke who had one ofthose in British Racing Green. He was part of a group of Hobie Cat sailers i was with for a while, we’d gather at a shoreside park.
One day, he said ‘see yas later’, got into his Corsair, and backed out of his parking spot. A couple of us watched him, and we sort of got alarmed, like, he better stop reversing soon.
But he didn’t, and backed it into a power pole. Big, big dent in the back of it.
So, off to the panel beaters for a costly repair.
He gets it back, and first weekend after, he’s at the park, everyone admires the repair job.
Later on, he says ‘see yas later’, gets into the Corsair, and backs it into a power pole. The same power pole.
We all just stood there, silent, blinking, for about five minutes.
The car was cursed? By the driver in it?
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:Having trouble recognizing the car. Is it a Triumph?
ford corsair.
knew a bloke who had one ofthose in British Racing Green. He was part of a group of Hobie Cat sailers i was with for a while, we’d gather at a shoreside park.
One day, he said ‘see yas later’, got into his Corsair, and backed out of his parking spot. A couple of us watched him, and we sort of got alarmed, like, he better stop reversing soon.
But he didn’t, and backed it into a power pole. Big, big dent in the back of it.
So, off to the panel beaters for a costly repair.
He gets it back, and first weekend after, he’s at the park, everyone admires the repair job.
Later on, he says ‘see yas later’, gets into the Corsair, and backs it into a power pole. The same power pole.
We all just stood there, silent, blinking, for about five minutes.
LOL
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:That solves which way to put the sausage.
thing is, do you put beetroot on or not?
Pineapple, too?
Sausage avec.


https://x.com/i/status/1842189889107796114
A bronze statue of the attempted assassination of Trump a few months back.
Far canal, the grifting continues …
Spiny Norman said:
https://x.com/i/status/1842189889107796114A bronze statue of the attempted assassination of Trump a few months back.
Far canal, the grifting continues …
!!!
Spiny Norman said:
https://x.com/i/status/1842189889107796114A bronze statue of the attempted assassination of Trump a few months back.
Far canal, the grifting continues …
I’d get one, and turn it into a lamp base. Maybe with a clock in it.
The Ultimate Kitsch Item.

Spiny Norman said:
Looks like the sign is correct.

Spiny Norman said:
hehehehehe


dv said:
wait but that’s the exact problem the coalition were just willing
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Looks like the sign is correct.



A series of unusual remains found in the Mexican cave date back to 3000 years. In Avendaños
Cave in Mexico, a baby skeleton, the lower half of a man with his feet tied, and a 2000-year-old
American parrot mummy were found. The finding may provide insight into the trade between
the present Southwest USA and Mexico.
In 2016, a rancher who lived about 480 km south of the Texas border was building his property.
His goal was to fix a cave, so he brought about the project workers and a bulldozer. However,
they did not have any idea that they were ready to uncover a gold mine from the archaeological
point of view. The farm owner stopped construction, took pictures of the findings and sent them
to archaeologist Emiliano Gallaga, director of the National Institute of Anthropology and History.
G The first thing we noticed was the extremely well-preserved head of an American parrot. ”
Naturally, this embalmed parrot came to light after being buried for thousands of years. The green
of its feathers was still bright and the keratin beak was still intact.
Now, two years after the discovery, this embalmed parrot was dated 800 years older than other
examples in the region, and gave clues about trade and religion in the late Archaic society.
I believe they are merely resting.

More “Code Brown” than meme, but…
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1842287267420712960/vid/avc1/720×962/s8QLYmIQX31L_rZ8.mp4?tag=16


dv said:
loads of homo phones around here
Kingy said:

SCIENCE said:
Kingy said:
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1842335148467245056/pu/vid/avc1/576×1024/boiYXc2KLBdIemhO.mp4?tag=12
Dark Orange said:
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1842335148467245056/pu/vid/avc1/576×1024/boiYXc2KLBdIemhO.mp4?tag=12
multiplication x strikes again.
JudgeMental said:
Dark Orange said:
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1842335148467245056/pu/vid/avc1/576×1024/boiYXc2KLBdIemhO.mp4?tag=12
multiplication x strikes again.
“Stand back! I’ve got a cheeseburger here, and i’m not afraid to use it!”
JudgeMental said:
Dark Orange said:
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1842335148467245056/pu/vid/avc1/576×1024/boiYXc2KLBdIemhO.mp4?tag=12
multiplication x strikes again.
thanks, you’d think I’d have learned by now. :(



JudgeMental said:
Someone should tell him about stud finders.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Someone should tell him about stud finders.
Grindr?
Dark Orange said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Someone should tell him about stud finders.
Grindr?
Heh.


JudgeMental said:
Nup. I don’t believe you. Unless the girl on the right has had a complete face restructure.
dv said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
Nup. I don’t believe you. Unless the girl on the right has had a complete face restructure.
puberty
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
Nup. I don’t believe you. Unless the girl on the right has had a complete face restructure.
None of them seem to have an excessive number of fingers.
never heard


of them
SCIENCE said:
never heard
of them
“John Edmund Mulaney (born August 26, 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Born and raised in Chicago, Illinois, Mulaney first rose to prominence for his work as a writer for the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 2008 to 2013, where he contributed to numerous sketches and characters, including Stefon, a recurring character that he and Bill Hader co-created.”
HTH.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.boredpanda.com%2Frenaissance-mechanics-photo-portraits-freddy-fabris%2F&psig=AOvVaw0jBfGe4FDDHWww7FOuorpF&ust=1728315042799000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBQQjhxqFwoTCKi46cqK-ogDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE
sarahs mum said:
At last, a theology i can believe in.
sarahs mum said:
:)
Like.
:)
captain_spalding said:
sarahs mum said:
At last, a theology i can believe in.
Worship the almighty Dog.

dv said:
Typically Musk, he had to do the MAGA thing differently – in black.
sarahs mum said:
That has absolutely made my day. :)
Spiny Norman said:
sarahs mum said:
That has absolutely made my day. :)
I expect the dog is pretty happy to be finally recognised, after all these years, as well.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
sarahs mum said:
That has absolutely made my day. :)
I expect the dog is pretty happy to be finally recognised, after all these years, as well.
Looks happy enough.

JudgeMental said:
That’s Neuro Diverse Ablist
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
That’s Neuro Diverse Ablist
they make ideal targets to mock.
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:That has absolutely made my day. :)
I expect the dog is pretty happy to be finally recognised, after all these years, as well.
Looks happy enough.
personally i think dogs deserve more than being petted by two imaginary entities who have caused more strife in the world than any other. Just my two cents worth.
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I expect the dog is pretty happy to be finally recognised, after all these years, as well.
Looks happy enough.
personally i think dogs deserve more than being petted by two imaginary entities who have caused more strife in the world than any other. Just my two cents worth.
Not sure it is even fair to the dog.
dv said:
I’ve seen him before in Bum Fights
JudgeMental said:
More likely the frequency of the flapping of the wings over a mains induction cause, but he may very well be correct.
hummingbirds aren’t real
SCIENCE said:
hummingbirds aren’t real
Correct – hummingbirds are unreal.
An absolutely gorgeous iridescent hummingbird flew into my bedroom in Jamaica in the night and wouldn’t fly out again. I caught it by throwing my bedsheet over it. I couldn’t see its wings when it was flying.
SCIENCE said:
hummingbirds aren’t real
Something I noticed on the series The Expanse was they had a hummingbird flying in the gravity of Ceres.
It would fly, stop it’s wings and casually float down
It was good attention to detail
Spiny Norman said:
sarahs mum said:
That has absolutely made my day. :)
The Father, The Son, and The Goodest Boy.
Dark Orange said:
Spiny Norman said:
sarahs mum said:
That has absolutely made my day. :)
The Father, The Son, and The Goodest Boy.
Hehe.
Dark Orange said:
Spiny Norman said:
sarahs mum said:
That has absolutely made my day. :)
The Father, The Son, and The Goodest Boy.

JudgeMental said:
LOL
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
LOL
They have their own Wiki entry:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umarell
Bubblecar said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
LOL
They have their own Wiki entry:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umarell
Dear oh dear.
JudgeMental said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umarell
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umarell
The late Michael V…

Probably seemed funny at the time.

How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Death by bovine tuberculosis takes a while.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Death by bovine tuberculosis takes a while.
I strongly suspect her brain perished many years ago, the rest of the body is still catching up.
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
There’s plenty of ‘raw milk’ fruticakes in Australia, too.
The have no idea as to why pasteurisation was invented. But, one day, they may find out. Or their kids will.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
There’s plenty of ‘raw milk’ fruticakes in Australia, too.
They have no idea as to why pasteurisation was invented. But, one day, they may find out. Or their kids will.
Here’s the rub: When a disease is no longer prevalent, prevention doesn’t seem necessary.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
There’s plenty of ‘raw milk’ fruticakes in Australia, too.
The have no idea as to why pasteurisation was invented. But, one day, they may find out. Or their kids will.
i lived on pasteurised milk for many years. Sarah was raised on it. i considered us safe from tb. still i knew my paddock to plate well. the only cows my milk cows came in contact with were the own calves. (I had a freesian that I traded in on a jersey, that I traded in on Ayrshire. and then i milked one of the ayrshire’s heifer calfs.)
sarahs mum said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
There’s plenty of ‘raw milk’ fruticakes in Australia, too.
The have no idea as to why pasteurisation was invented. But, one day, they may find out. Or their kids will.
i lived on pasteurised milk for many years. Sarah was raised on it. i considered us safe from tb. still i knew my paddock to plate well. the only cows my milk cows came in contact with were the own calves. (I had a freesian that I traded in on a jersey, that I traded in on Ayrshire. and then i milked one of the ayrshire’s heifer calfs.)
not quite true. I did buy a few day-old calves to raise as freezer fodder. One did give me cow pox.
sarahs mum said:
sarahs mum said:
captain_spalding said:There’s plenty of ‘raw milk’ fruticakes in Australia, too.
The have no idea as to why pasteurisation was invented. But, one day, they may find out. Or their kids will.
i lived on pasteurised milk for many years. Sarah was raised on it. i considered us safe from tb. still i knew my paddock to plate well. the only cows my milk cows came in contact with were the own calves. (I had a freesian that I traded in on a jersey, that I traded in on Ayrshire. and then i milked one of the ayrshire’s heifer calfs.)
not quite true. I did buy a few day-old calves to raise as freezer fodder. One did give me cow pox.
Well then, you’ll be immune to small pox and probably the new m-pox.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
sarahs mum said:i lived on pasteurised milk for many years. Sarah was raised on it. i considered us safe from tb. still i knew my paddock to plate well. the only cows my milk cows came in contact with were the own calves. (I had a freesian that I traded in on a jersey, that I traded in on Ayrshire. and then i milked one of the ayrshire’s heifer calfs.)
not quite true. I did buy a few day-old calves to raise as freezer fodder. One did give me cow pox.
Well then, you’ll be immune to small pox and probably the new m-pox.
Did you end up with much scarring?
sarahs mum said:
sarahs mum said:
captain_spalding said:There’s plenty of ‘raw milk’ fruticakes in Australia, too.
The have no idea as to why pasteurisation was invented. But, one day, they may find out. Or their kids will.
i lived on pasteurised milk for many years. Sarah was raised on it. i considered us safe from tb. still i knew my paddock to plate well. the only cows my milk cows came in contact with were the own calves. (I had a freesian that I traded in on a jersey, that I traded in on Ayrshire. and then i milked one of the ayrshire’s heifer calfs.)
not quite true. I did buy a few day-old calves to raise as freezer fodder. One did give me cow pox.
do you mean non pasturised milk, as kids we had milk straight from the cow but mum had a job getting us to drink it as Cloey used to eat the stinking roger.

captain_spalding said:
LOLOL
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:not quite true. I did buy a few day-old calves to raise as freezer fodder. One did give me cow pox.
Well then, you’ll be immune to small pox and probably the new m-pox.
Did you end up with much scarring?
no. it was a very light rash.
Peak Warming Man said:
sarahs mum said:
sarahs mum said:i lived on pasteurised milk for many years. Sarah was raised on it. i considered us safe from tb. still i knew my paddock to plate well. the only cows my milk cows came in contact with were the own calves. (I had a freesian that I traded in on a jersey, that I traded in on Ayrshire. and then i milked one of the ayrshire’s heifer calfs.)
not quite true. I did buy a few day-old calves to raise as freezer fodder. One did give me cow pox.
do you mean non pasturised milk, as kids we had milk straight from the cow but mum had a job getting us to drink it as Cloey used to eat the stinking roger.
i did. sorry.
aside from pasture and hay mine got bruised apples by the bin and day old bread from the bakery and barley seconds from the brewery.
Michael V said:
sarahs mum said:
sarahs mum said:i lived on pasteurised milk for many years. Sarah was raised on it. i considered us safe from tb. still i knew my paddock to plate well. the only cows my milk cows came in contact with were the own calves. (I had a freesian that I traded in on a jersey, that I traded in on Ayrshire. and then i milked one of the ayrshire’s heifer calfs.)
not quite true. I did buy a few day-old calves to raise as freezer fodder. One did give me cow pox.
Well then, you’ll be immune to small pox and probably the new m-pox.
i hadn’t put together a connection between small pox and monkey pox.
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Note that MTG’s official twitter is @RepMTG
Dark Orange said:
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Note that MTG’s official twitter is @RepMTG
And that her name to those that now her is “Empty G”.
Dark Orange said:
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Note that MTG’s official twitter is @RepMTG
a blue tick is a blue tick.

party_pants said:
Dark Orange said:
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Note that MTG’s official twitter is @RepMTG
a blue tick is a blue tick.
If it wasn’t for bots with blue ticks, Twitter would have gone under by now.
Dark Orange said:
party_pants said:
Dark Orange said:Note that MTG’s official twitter is @RepMTG
a blue tick is a blue tick.
If it wasn’t for bots with blue ticks, Twitter would have gone under by now.
let’s be rid of bots with blue ticks then.

party_pants said:
Dark Orange said:
Spiny Norman said:
How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Note that MTG’s official twitter is @RepMTG
a blue tick is a blue tick.

Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Wouldn’t the Americans have ccalled that canned milk, because it is in a jar?
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Death by bovine tuberculosis takes a while.
I strongly suspect her brain perished many years ago, the rest of the body is still catching up.
She looks too young to have dementia but all the evidence is there.
Dark Orange said:
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Note that MTG’s official twitter is @RepMTG
Em t greymatter
Kingy said:
Dark Orange said:
Spiny Norman said:
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How have they not Darwin’d many more than they have already??
Note that MTG’s official twitter is @RepMTG
And that her name to those that now her is “Empty G”.
Ha.



Speed dating night at shugs was always popular.
The man candy always arrived after the last race
from govan race track at the bookies


sarahs mum said:
Thank Dog For 爱 Tutors ¡
sarahs mum said:
:)

The perfect description.
Spiny Norman said:
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The perfect description.
The report on the bible should be enlightening.

Appropriate.

sarahs mum said:
What about bank robbing preachers, andor DJ mothers taking off your sweaters¿

dv said:
LOL
Google translates it that way, too.
Fanatic —-> fanatique
So I guess
Fan —-> fan
Michael V said:
dv said:
LOL
Google translates it that way, too.
Fanatic —-> fanatique
So I guess
Fan —-> fan
Google does:
Football fan —-> fan de foot
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
LOL
Google translates it that way, too.
Fanatic —-> fanatique
So I guess
Fan —-> fan
Google does:
Football fan —-> fan de foot


dv said:
What Would The Leader Of The Opposition Do

sarahs mum said:
Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of a small green bryophitic.
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
A feathered biped in the terminal part of the upper limb possesses equal value to a brace of such creatures in densely branched shrubbery.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAn6bHWILId/?

Do not go gentle into that good night
dv said:
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Do not go gentle into that good night
I have NFI about any of that :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
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Do not go gentle into that good night
I have NFI about any of that :)
Its a poem by Dylan Thomas and that looks like Jean Luke and going by the printed words it’s something to do with a Beatles song.
Over
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
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Do not go gentle into that good night
I have NFI about any of that :)
Its a poem by Dylan Thomas and that looks like Jean Luke and going by the printed words it’s something to do with a Beatles song.
Over
ChatGPT can’t count the number of r’s in strawberry correctly. “There are four lights” “No there are five lights” etc

esselte said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I have NFI about any of that :)
Its a poem by Dylan Thomas and that looks like Jean Luke and going by the printed words it’s something to do with a Beatles song.
Over
ChatGPT can’t count the number of r’s in strawberry correctly. “There are four lights” “No there are five lights” etc
I just asked the bingbot and it sent me to:
esselte said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I have NFI about any of that :)
Its a poem by Dylan Thomas and that looks like Jean Luke and going by the printed words it’s something to do with a Beatles song.
Over
ChatGPT can’t count the number of r’s in strawberry correctly. “There are four lights” “No there are five lights” etc
new captcha
How many r’s in strawberry?
I am not AI.
JudgeMental said:
esselte said:
Peak Warming Man said:Its a poem by Dylan Thomas and that looks like Jean Luke and going by the printed words it’s something to do with a Beatles song.
Over
ChatGPT can’t count the number of r’s in strawberry correctly. “There are four lights” “No there are five lights” etc
new captcha
How many r’s in strawberry?
I am not AI.
Tamb said:
JudgeMental said:
esselte said:ChatGPT can’t count the number of r’s in strawberry correctly. “There are four lights” “No there are five lights” etc
new captcha
How many r’s in strawberry?
I am not AI.
More confusing is “Arrr Jim lad”
LOL


Spiny Norman said:

Tamb said:
Spiny Norman said:
Girls should think themselves lucky to have a pocket of any kind.
( not denigrating women but a negative comment on pocketless clothing)

thankfully Aussie femmes got the multifunction pouch so
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
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Do not go gentle into that good night
I have NFI about any of that :)
I thought we’d discussed that phenomenon here.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
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Do not go gentle into that good night
I have NFI about any of that :)
I thought we’d discussed that phenomenon here.
My lack of understanding of memes, or the number of rrr’s is strawberry?
If the latter, we did, but I didn’t make the connection.
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
Spiny Norman said:
Girls should think themselves lucky to have a pocket of any kind.
( not denigrating women but a negative comment on pocketless clothing)
I’ve always carried a soulder bag to carry shit I don’t want in my pockets.
Mostly my pockets don’t get stuff in them because it pulls my pants off and isn’t comfortable.
Back in the 70’s it was common for males to have shoulder bags but I still got called a girl.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
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Do not go gentle into that good night
I have NFI about any of that :)
I thought we’d discussed that phenomenon here.
We have.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:Tamb said:
Girls should think themselves lucky to have a pocket of any kind.
( not denigrating women but a negative comment on pocketless clothing)
I’ve always carried a soulder bag to carry shit I don’t want in my pockets.
Mostly my pockets don’t get stuff in them because it pulls my pants off and isn’t comfortable.
Back in the 70’s it was common for males to have shoulder bags but I still got called a girl.
Old age has many manifestations, one is reaching in your back pocket for your wallet and your heart and head racing when it’s not there and the realising you put it in your front shirt pocket and the thinking to yourself ‘silly old bugger’
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
I’ve always carried a soulder bag to carry shit I don’t want in my pockets.
Mostly my pockets don’t get stuff in them because it pulls my pants off and isn’t comfortable.
Back in the 70’s it was common for males to have shoulder bags but I still got called a girl.
Old age has many manifestations, one is reaching in your back pocket for your wallet and your heart and head racing when it’s not there and the realising you put it in your front shirt pocket and the thinking to yourself ‘silly old bugger’
I always put mine in my right hand trouser pocket.
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:I’ve always carried a soulder bag to carry shit I don’t want in my pockets.
Mostly my pockets don’t get stuff in them because it pulls my pants off and isn’t comfortable.
Back in the 70’s it was common for males to have shoulder bags but I still got called a girl.
Old age has many manifestations, one is reaching in your back pocket for your wallet and your heart and head racing when it’s not there and the realising you put it in your front shirt pocket and the thinking to yourself ‘silly old bugger’
I always put mine in my right hand trouser pocket.
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:I’ve always carried a soulder bag to carry shit I don’t want in my pockets.
Mostly my pockets don’t get stuff in them because it pulls my pants off and isn’t comfortable.
Back in the 70’s it was common for males to have shoulder bags but I still got called a girl.
Old age has many manifestations, one is reaching in your back pocket for your wallet and your heart and head racing when it’s not there and the realising you put it in your front shirt pocket and the thinking to yourself ‘silly old bugger’
I always put mine in my right hand trouser pocket.
I’m a lefty.
Right-hand pocket is for keys and other necessary junk.
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:I’ve always carried a soulder bag to carry shit I don’t want in my pockets.
Mostly my pockets don’t get stuff in them because it pulls my pants off and isn’t comfortable.
Back in the 70’s it was common for males to have shoulder bags but I still got called a girl.
Old age has many manifestations, one is reaching in your back pocket for your wallet and your heart and head racing when it’s not there and the realising you put it in your front shirt pocket and the thinking to yourself ‘silly old bugger’
I always put mine in my right hand trouser pocket.
And your heart and head wouls start racing if it wasn’t there, I wont be able to pay for anything, I’ll have to ring the bank to cancel my card, where’s my phone, it always in me front shirt pocket…………………
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:Old age has many manifestations, one is reaching in your back pocket for your wallet and your heart and head racing when it’s not there and the realising you put it in your front shirt pocket and the thinking to yourself ‘silly old bugger’
I always put mine in my right hand trouser pocket.
I’m a lefty.
Right-hand pocket is for keys and other necessary junk.
I carry my keys with my forefinger, on my left hand, through one of the keyrings, i have a large one.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:Old age has many manifestations, one is reaching in your back pocket for your wallet and your heart and head racing when it’s not there and the realising you put it in your front shirt pocket and the thinking to yourself ‘silly old bugger’
I always put mine in my right hand trouser pocket.
And your heart and head wouls start racing if it wasn’t there, I wont be able to pay for anything, I’ll have to ring the bank to cancel my card, where’s my phone, it always in me front shirt pocket…………………
I always pat my pocket to make sure it is there. I usually don’t carry my phone.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:Old age has many manifestations, one is reaching in your back pocket for your wallet and your heart and head racing when it’s not there and the realising you put it in your front shirt pocket and the thinking to yourself ‘silly old bugger’
I always put mine in my right hand trouser pocket.
And your heart and head wouls start racing if it wasn’t there, I wont be able to pay for anything, I’ll have to ring the bank to cancel my card, where’s my phone, it always in me front shirt pocket…………………
Then you spend 3/4 of a day looking for something that was eventually found right where you’d left it.
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:I always put mine in my right hand trouser pocket.
And your heart and head wouls start racing if it wasn’t there, I wont be able to pay for anything, I’ll have to ring the bank to cancel my card, where’s my phone, it always in me front shirt pocket…………………
Then you spend 3/4 of a day looking for something that was eventually found right where you’d left it.
Cargo pants
dv said:
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:And your heart and head wouls start racing if it wasn’t there, I wont be able to pay for anything, I’ll have to ring the bank to cancel my card, where’s my phone, it always in me front shirt pocket…………………
Then you spend 3/4 of a day looking for something that was eventually found right where you’d left it.
Cargo pants
But but, put your phone and your wallet in those side pockets and they start pulling your pants off immediately.
dv said:
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:And your heart and head wouls start racing if it wasn’t there, I wont be able to pay for anything, I’ll have to ring the bank to cancel my card, where’s my phone, it always in me front shirt pocket…………………
Then you spend 3/4 of a day looking for something that was eventually found right where you’d left it.
Cargo pants
Never.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
roughbarked said:Then you spend 3/4 of a day looking for something that was eventually found right where you’d left it.
Cargo pants
But but, put your phone and your wallet in those side pockets and they start pulling your pants off immediately.
Get a belt
still why they use the transname
dv said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:Cargo pants
But but, put your phone and your wallet in those side pockets and they start pulling your pants off immediately.
Get a belt
Only helps temporarily. It could be because I have not much of an arse about me and the belly is bigger now..
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
roughbarked said:Then you spend 3/4 of a day looking for something that was eventually found right where you’d left it.
Cargo pants
Never.

JudgeMental said:
we once saw something like that but it wasn’t a joke and we aren’t allowed to tell more
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
we once saw something like that but it wasn’t a joke and we aren’t allowed to tell more
doesn’t even look real

New shign over the door the the
Sean Connery museum
JudgeMental said:
:)

Arts said:
SCIENCE said:JudgeMental said:
we once saw something like that but it wasn’t a joke and we aren’t allowed to tell more
doesn’t even look real
well, it had me sucked in.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:Tamb said:
Girls should think themselves lucky to have a pocket of any kind.
( not denigrating women but a negative comment on pocketless clothing)
I’ve always carried a soulder bag to carry shit I don’t want in my pockets.
Mostly my pockets don’t get stuff in them because it pulls my pants off and isn’t comfortable.
Back in the 70’s it was common for males to have shoulder bags but I still got called a girl.
I use a shoulder bag. The handle goes around my neck and the bag is under my arm. Most convenient.
JudgeMental said:
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New shign over the door the the
Sean Connery museum
shakes head
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
I’ve always carried a soulder bag to carry shit I don’t want in my pockets.
Mostly my pockets don’t get stuff in them because it pulls my pants off and isn’t comfortable.
Back in the 70’s it was common for males to have shoulder bags but I still got called a girl.
I use a shoulder bag. The handle goes around my neck and the bag is under my arm. Most convenient.
Then there’s the bum bag. Which I’ve never had but like any toolbelt, they’d be useful.
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:I always put mine in my right hand trouser pocket.
And your heart and head wouls start racing if it wasn’t there, I wont be able to pay for anything, I’ll have to ring the bank to cancel my card, where’s my phone, it always in me front shirt pocket…………………
I always pat my pocket to make sure it is there. I usually don’t carry my phone.
It all goes into my bag.
dv said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:Cargo pants
But but, put your phone and your wallet in those side pockets and they start pulling your pants off immediately.
Get a belt
Same thing happens to me, and a belt doesn’t help one iota.
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:And your heart and head wouls start racing if it wasn’t there, I wont be able to pay for anything, I’ll have to ring the bank to cancel my card, where’s my phone, it always in me front shirt pocket…………………
I always pat my pocket to make sure it is there. I usually don’t carry my phone.
It all goes into my bag.
Yeah, shoulder bag for the lot.

Like this but different dimensions, colour, style.. and elephantless
Ian said:
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:I always pat my pocket to make sure it is there. I usually don’t carry my phone.
It all goes into my bag.
Yeah, shoulder bag for the lot.
Like this but different dimensions, colour, style.. and elephantless
Yeah. I’ve got two or three colours to match what I’m wearing.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:I’ve always carried a soulder bag to carry shit I don’t want in my pockets.
Mostly my pockets don’t get stuff in them because it pulls my pants off and isn’t comfortable.
Back in the 70’s it was common for males to have shoulder bags but I still got called a girl.
I use a shoulder bag. The handle goes around my neck and the bag is under my arm. Most convenient.
Then there’s the bum bag. Which I’ve never had but like any toolbelt, they’d be useful.
I have a very large bum bag. It was most useful on the motorbike. Full leathers don’t have pockets, you see.
Michael V said:
dv said:
roughbarked said:But but, put your phone and your wallet in those side pockets and they start pulling your pants off immediately.
Get a belt
Same thing happens to me, and a belt doesn’t help one iota.
I used to use an under-garment body belt when I travelled in which was travelers checks and cash but now with a card I don’t bother, if you lose the card or if it gets stollen all they’ll get is the limit on the card and the bank will probably cover that.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:I use a shoulder bag. The handle goes around my neck and the bag is under my arm. Most convenient.
Then there’s the bum bag. Which I’ve never had but like any toolbelt, they’d be useful.
I have a very large bum bag. It was most useful on the motorbike. Full leathers don’t have pockets, you see.
or a tank bag strapped under the tank?

Yeah man.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:Then there’s the bum bag. Which I’ve never had but like any toolbelt, they’d be useful.
I have a very large bum bag. It was most useful on the motorbike. Full leathers don’t have pockets, you see.
or a tank bag strapped under the tank?
I do have a magnetic tank bag for clothes etc and another bag that fits on a rack behind the seat, also for clothes etc. Mind you all this is moot, because with my balance not working, motorcycle riding is too dangerous to undertake. I have now de-registered the Bandit, and it sits languishing in the shed.
Spiny Norman said:
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Yeah man.
Nowhere plans for nobody.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Yeah man.
Nowhere plans for nobody.
Haf me singing that song as well.
geeez how much shit do you guys carry around with you. wallet and keys and maybe a shopping list is my freight.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:I’ve always carried a soulder bag to carry shit I don’t want in my pockets.
Mostly my pockets don’t get stuff in them because it pulls my pants off and isn’t comfortable.
Back in the 70’s it was common for males to have shoulder bags but I still got called a girl.
I use a shoulder bag. The handle goes around my neck and the bag is under my arm. Most convenient.
Then there’s the bum bag. Which I’ve never had but like any toolbelt, they’d be useful.
A long time ago, a bloke who’d been a WW2 sailor said that he, and a number of others, carried what these days might be called ‘bug-out’ or ‘bail-out’ bags.
Simple shoulder bags/satchels, made of canvas or other cloth. They’d contain things like matches, a tube of malted milk tablets, a hand fishing line, a couple of bandages, a knife, a small mirror (for attracting the attention of aircraft), maybe a water bottle, or anything else that the owner thought might be of use, in waterproof containers or wrappings where suitable.
Worn when at action stations, the bags could be fastened out of the way by safety pins or other contrivances. If it came to the point where you had to leave the ship in a hurry, you had your own personal kit of things which might be very handy in a survival situation.
Spiny Norman said:
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Yeah man.
Brady Bunch house
When going shopping I carry two shopping bags, one inside the other.
But in pockets it’s just wallet and keys right pocket, large handkerchief left pocket.
If I think I need my phone I carry it in the shopping bag.
JudgeMental said:
geeez how much shit do you guys carry around with you. wallet and keys and maybe a shopping list is my freight.
My work bag which doubles as a shopping bag has
Power cords and adaptors, glasses sunnies and prescription.
Umbrella, massage ball, hair brush
Tablet, medicine, hat, keys, cards, butterfly knife, headphone
Its also a survival kit
JudgeMental said:
geeez how much shit do you guys carry around with you. wallet and keys and maybe a shopping list is my freight.
Yes but I don’t even want those in my pockets.
Pockets have spectacles and the list and that’s a top pocket.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:I use a shoulder bag. The handle goes around my neck and the bag is under my arm. Most convenient.
Then there’s the bum bag. Which I’ve never had but like any toolbelt, they’d be useful.
A long time ago, a bloke who’d been a WW2 sailor said that he, and a number of others, carried what these days might be called ‘bug-out’ or ‘bail-out’ bags.
Simple shoulder bags/satchels, made of canvas or other cloth. They’d contain things like matches, a tube of malted milk tablets, a hand fishing line, a couple of bandages, a knife, a small mirror (for attracting the attention of aircraft), maybe a water bottle, or anything else that the owner thought might be of use, in waterproof containers or wrappings where suitable.
Worn when at action stations, the bags could be fastened out of the way by safety pins or other contrivances. If it came to the point where you had to leave the ship in a hurry, you had your own personal kit of things which might be very handy in a survival situation.
I recall seeing them in photos from that time.
Cymek said:
JudgeMental said:
geeez how much shit do you guys carry around with you. wallet and keys and maybe a shopping list is my freight.
My work bag which doubles as a shopping bag has
Power cords and adaptors, glasses sunnies and prescription.
Umbrella, massage ball, hair brush
Tablet, medicine, hat, keys, cards, butterfly knife, headphoneIts also a survival kit
don’t bother with a survival kit. i reckon anything that bad that happens where i need one i’m probably not going to survive in the first place. i do have a good first aid kit in the car at all times.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:Then there’s the bum bag. Which I’ve never had but like any toolbelt, they’d be useful.
A long time ago, a bloke who’d been a WW2 sailor said that he, and a number of others, carried what these days might be called ‘bug-out’ or ‘bail-out’ bags.
Simple shoulder bags/satchels, made of canvas or other cloth. They’d contain things like matches, a tube of malted milk tablets, a hand fishing line, a couple of bandages, a knife, a small mirror (for attracting the attention of aircraft), maybe a water bottle, or anything else that the owner thought might be of use, in waterproof containers or wrappings where suitable.
Worn when at action stations, the bags could be fastened out of the way by safety pins or other contrivances. If it came to the point where you had to leave the ship in a hurry, you had your own personal kit of things which might be very handy in a survival situation.
I recall seeing them in photos from that time.
Sometimes they’d have been ‘abandon-ship’ bags. In pics from early in WW2, they might have been gas-mask bags, although i presume that a lot of gas-mask bags got re-purposed once the fear of gas attacks had faded away.
grooving area is code for “where the porn is filmed”
JudgeMental said:
geeez how much shit do you guys carry around with you. wallet and keys and maybe a shopping list is my freight.
I just carry my phone. And if necessary my one car key. that’s it
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
geeez how much shit do you guys carry around with you. wallet and keys and maybe a shopping list is my freight.
I just carry my phone. And if necessary my one car key. that’s it
your phone is also your wallet.
JudgeMental said:
don’t bother with a survival kit. i reckon anything that bad that happens where i need one i’m probably not going to survive in the first place. i do have a good first aid kit in the car at all times.
There’s survival kits, andthere’s survival kits.
One sort that i’ve been told of is an overnight bag. Containing a couple of changes of clothes, a quantity of cash (cleverly concealed), toiletries, documents which provide an alternate identity, and these days, i presume, a mobile phone. And whatever else you might need. A firearm?
Kept somewhere accessible but discreet (pawn shops used to be a favourite), it was a resource that would be available to you if all other resources were, for some reason, denied to you.
Not the sort of thing most people are likely to need, but some people lead funny lives.
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:don’t bother with a survival kit. i reckon anything that bad that happens where i need one i’m probably not going to survive in the first place. i do have a good first aid kit in the car at all times.
There’s survival kits, andthere’s survival kits.
One sort that i’ve been told of is an overnight bag. Containing a couple of changes of clothes, a quantity of cash (cleverly concealed), toiletries, documents which provide an alternate identity, and these days, i presume, a mobile phone. And whatever else you might need. A firearm?
Kept somewhere accessible but discreet (pawn shops used to be a favourite), it was a resource that would be available to you if all other resources were, for some reason, denied to you.
Not the sort of thing most people are likely to need, but some people lead funny lives.
I think the vast majority of people overestimate their skills at survival.
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:don’t bother with a survival kit. i reckon anything that bad that happens where i need one i’m probably not going to survive in the first place. i do have a good first aid kit in the car at all times.
There’s survival kits, andthere’s survival kits.
One sort that i’ve been told of is an overnight bag. Containing a couple of changes of clothes, a quantity of cash (cleverly concealed), toiletries, documents which provide an alternate identity, and these days, i presume, a mobile phone. And whatever else you might need. A firearm?
Kept somewhere accessible but discreet (pawn shops used to be a favourite), it was a resource that would be available to you if all other resources were, for some reason, denied to you.
Not the sort of thing most people are likely to need, but some people lead funny lives.
some women have ‘go bags’. this is a small bag hidden somewhere in the house with some ID papers, cash, clothes and CC. so they can exit a house quickly and quietly and have time to distance.
Arts said:
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:don’t bother with a survival kit. i reckon anything that bad that happens where i need one i’m probably not going to survive in the first place. i do have a good first aid kit in the car at all times.
There’s survival kits, andthere’s survival kits.
One sort that i’ve been told of is an overnight bag. Containing a couple of changes of clothes, a quantity of cash (cleverly concealed), toiletries, documents which provide an alternate identity, and these days, i presume, a mobile phone. And whatever else you might need. A firearm?
Kept somewhere accessible but discreet (pawn shops used to be a favourite), it was a resource that would be available to you if all other resources were, for some reason, denied to you.
Not the sort of thing most people are likely to need, but some people lead funny lives.
some women have ‘go bags’. this is a small bag hidden somewhere in the house with some ID papers, cash, clothes and CC. so they can exit a house quickly and quietly and have time to distance.
Yes, i’ve heard of such. Appalling, tragic, that they need to make such provision.
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
geeez how much shit do you guys carry around with you. wallet and keys and maybe a shopping list is my freight.
I just carry my phone. And if necessary my one car key. that’s it
No house key or driver licence?
Arts said:
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:don’t bother with a survival kit. i reckon anything that bad that happens where i need one i’m probably not going to survive in the first place. i do have a good first aid kit in the car at all times.
There’s survival kits, andthere’s survival kits.
One sort that i’ve been told of is an overnight bag. Containing a couple of changes of clothes, a quantity of cash (cleverly concealed), toiletries, documents which provide an alternate identity, and these days, i presume, a mobile phone. And whatever else you might need. A firearm?
Kept somewhere accessible but discreet (pawn shops used to be a favourite), it was a resource that would be available to you if all other resources were, for some reason, denied to you.
Not the sort of thing most people are likely to need, but some people lead funny lives.
some women have ‘go bags’. this is a small bag hidden somewhere in the house with some ID papers, cash, clothes and CC. so they can exit a house quickly and quietly and have time to distance.
though thinking you need one of these seems to mean you should probably get out earlier.
Michael V said:
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
geeez how much shit do you guys carry around with you. wallet and keys and maybe a shopping list is my freight.
I just carry my phone. And if necessary my one car key. that’s it
No house key or driver licence?
Arts is chipped.
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:
captain_spalding said:There’s survival kits, andthere’s survival kits.
One sort that i’ve been told of is an overnight bag. Containing a couple of changes of clothes, a quantity of cash (cleverly concealed), toiletries, documents which provide an alternate identity, and these days, i presume, a mobile phone. And whatever else you might need. A firearm?
Kept somewhere accessible but discreet (pawn shops used to be a favourite), it was a resource that would be available to you if all other resources were, for some reason, denied to you.
Not the sort of thing most people are likely to need, but some people lead funny lives.
some women have ‘go bags’. this is a small bag hidden somewhere in the house with some ID papers, cash, clothes and CC. so they can exit a house quickly and quietly and have time to distance.
though thinking you need one of these seems to mean you should probably get out earlier.
Yes. The moment that thought occurs, the second would be; better do it now then before things get worse.
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
Arts said:I just carry my phone. And if necessary my one car key. that’s it
No house key or driver licence?
Arts is chipped.
So forensics would be easy?
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
geeez how much shit do you guys carry around with you. wallet and keys and maybe a shopping list is my freight.
I just carry my phone. And if necessary my one car key. that’s it
Not much room for cash.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:No house key or driver licence?
Arts is chipped.
So forensics would be easy?
If she has her ears that is
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
Arts said:I just carry my phone. And if necessary my one car key. that’s it
No house key or driver licence?
Arts is chipped.
In the military, you have to have your identity card on you.
If we were going ashore somewhere dodgy, i’d put mine inside my sock. Losing it was a big no-no.
Mine had printed on the back ‘This is Spalding. He does not bite. If you find him, please give him a biscuit and a drink, and phone this number, or contact the nearest Australian Consulate’.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:some women have ‘go bags’. this is a small bag hidden somewhere in the house with some ID papers, cash, clothes and CC. so they can exit a house quickly and quietly and have time to distance.
though thinking you need one of these seems to mean you should probably get out earlier.
Yes. The moment that thought occurs, the second would be; better do it now then before things get worse.
i do understand that this can be a big step and people do live in hope. it isn’t easy if you haven’t a friend network that can help you
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:some women have ‘go bags’. this is a small bag hidden somewhere in the house with some ID papers, cash, clothes and CC. so they can exit a house quickly and quietly and have time to distance.
though thinking you need one of these seems to mean you should probably get out earlier.
Yes. The moment that thought occurs, the second would be; better do it now then before things get worse.
You idiots have no fucking idea do you?
kii said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:though thinking you need one of these seems to mean you should probably get out earlier.
Yes. The moment that thought occurs, the second would be; better do it now then before things get worse.
You idiots have no fucking idea do you?
keep reading fuckwit.
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:though thinking you need one of these seems to mean you should probably get out earlier.
Yes. The moment that thought occurs, the second would be; better do it now then before things get worse.
i do understand that this can be a big step and people do live in hope. it isn’t easy if you haven’t a friend network that can help you
Never easy.
Kinda funny that this just came up in my FB feed
Share the Dignity
17 hours ago
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For Cheryl a bag filled with essential items provided a little bit of light during a dark time.
“It was late on a Friday night when I had to flee in a hurry with my kids from a severe DV incident.
After a long night at the police station, we got to a motel at almost 4am. I was emotionally & mentally exhausted. Then I remembered the bag I was given by a support worker.
This bag made a HUGE difference to the crisis circumstances I was in. Not only was I able to have a shower, including washing my hair to feel semi-normal but the bag contained so much more.
I was overwhelmed that a complete stranger had been so thoughtful & put in the effort to create the bag. It was a lifesaver.
I still use the bag today as it represented hope in what was a stressful time in my life.”
Drop filled bags to Bunnings from Nov 15 – Dec 1 to help someone like Cheryl feel love and hope during a traumatic time
kii said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:though thinking you need one of these seems to mean you should probably get out earlier.
Yes. The moment that thought occurs, the second would be; better do it now then before things get worse.
You idiots have no fucking idea do you?
As in most woman don’t have this “luxury” or ability to leave.
Michael V said:
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
geeez how much shit do you guys carry around with you. wallet and keys and maybe a shopping list is my freight.
I just carry my phone. And if necessary my one car key. that’s it
No house key or driver licence?
no
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:
captain_spalding said:There’s survival kits, andthere’s survival kits.
One sort that i’ve been told of is an overnight bag. Containing a couple of changes of clothes, a quantity of cash (cleverly concealed), toiletries, documents which provide an alternate identity, and these days, i presume, a mobile phone. And whatever else you might need. A firearm?
Kept somewhere accessible but discreet (pawn shops used to be a favourite), it was a resource that would be available to you if all other resources were, for some reason, denied to you.
Not the sort of thing most people are likely to need, but some people lead funny lives.
some women have ‘go bags’. this is a small bag hidden somewhere in the house with some ID papers, cash, clothes and CC. so they can exit a house quickly and quietly and have time to distance.
though thinking you need one of these seems to mean you should probably get out earlier.
it’s not as easy as that for many women..
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:some women have ‘go bags’. this is a small bag hidden somewhere in the house with some ID papers, cash, clothes and CC. so they can exit a house quickly and quietly and have time to distance.
though thinking you need one of these seems to mean you should probably get out earlier.
it’s not as easy as that for many women..
of course.
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:No house key or driver licence?
Arts is chipped.
In the military, you have to have your identity card on you.
If we were going ashore somewhere dodgy, i’d put mine inside my sock. Losing it was a big no-no.
Mine had printed on the back ‘This is Spalding. He does not bite. If you find him, please give him a biscuit and a drink, and phone this number, or contact the nearest Australian Consulate’.
isn’t that what dog tags are for?
Arts said:
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:Arts is chipped.
In the military, you have to have your identity card on you.
If we were going ashore somewhere dodgy, i’d put mine inside my sock. Losing it was a big no-no.
Mine had printed on the back ‘This is Spalding. He does not bite. If you find him, please give him a biscuit and a drink, and phone this number, or contact the nearest Australian Consulate’.
isn’t that what dog tags are for?
We never had ‘dog tags’ when i was in the Navy. Dunno about the Army, i never thought to look/ask. Maybe they have such things nowadays.
I would also like to state that I know women who have go bags that are not subjected to DV in any form… they just like the idea that they can take a small bag at a moment’s notice and go stay in a hotel if they need a night to themselves… or whatever
captain_spalding said:
Arts said:
captain_spalding said:In the military, you have to have your identity card on you.
If we were going ashore somewhere dodgy, i’d put mine inside my sock. Losing it was a big no-no.
Mine had printed on the back ‘This is Spalding. He does not bite. If you find him, please give him a biscuit and a drink, and phone this number, or contact the nearest Australian Consulate’.
isn’t that what dog tags are for?
We never had ‘dog tags’ when i was in the Navy. Dunno about the Army, i never thought to look/ask. Maybe they have such things nowadays.
the navy just tattoo Mom. on their arm so we know who they belong to
Anyway, ‘dog tags’ are mostly meant to identify your body, not so much as ID while you’re still kicking.
They take one off of your lifeless form, to turn in to the relevant people to note that you’re dead, and the other one stays with your corpse so they can tell whose remains are whose.
Arts said:
I would also like to state that I know women who have go bags that are not subjected to DV in any form… they just like the idea that they can take a small bag at a moment’s notice and go stay in a hotel if they need a night to themselves… or whatever
It’s a good idea. You never know when e.g. some urgent family/friend situation might demand that you hit the road, right now, and dash to the side of a relative or pal.
captain_spalding said:
Anyway, ‘dog tags’ are mostly meant to identify your body, not so much as ID while you’re still kicking.They take one off of your lifeless form, to turn in to the relevant people to note that you’re dead, and the other one stays with your corpse so they can tell whose remains are whose.
ah. I had wondered why there is typically two tags on a necklace… makes sense
Arts said:
captain_spalding said:
Arts said:isn’t that what dog tags are for?
We never had ‘dog tags’ when i was in the Navy. Dunno about the Army, i never thought to look/ask. Maybe they have such things nowadays.
the navy just tattoo Mom. on their arm so we know who they belong to
a friend had his blood group tattooed on his hand.
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:
captain_spalding said:We never had ‘dog tags’ when i was in the Navy. Dunno about the Army, i never thought to look/ask. Maybe they have such things nowadays.
the navy just tattoo Mom. on their arm so we know who they belong to
a friend had his blood group tattooed on his hand.
Blood group tattooes were not uncommon in the Navy, and probably similarly frequent elsewhere.
A lot of members of Hitler’s SS would havetheir blood group tattooed on their side, under their arm, but i can’t remember if it was the left or the right side.
Arts said:
Michael V said:
Arts said:I just carry my phone. And if necessary my one car key. that’s it
No house key or driver licence?
no
So how do you get back into your house?
What would happen should the Police stop you?
Michael V said:
Arts said:
Michael V said:No house key or driver licence?
no
So how do you get back into your house?
What would happen should the Police stop you?
You’re obliged to provide police with your correct name, age, and address. You’re not obliged to provide identity documents to police, unless they have reason to suspect that you’ve given them false details.
If you can’t immediately produce your driver’s license, then you can arrange to produce at a police station within forty-eight hours.
Michael V said:
Arts said:
Michael V said:No house key or driver licence?
no
So how do you get back into your house?
What would happen should the Police stop you?
we have codes to get into our house..
I will tell them my name and they will look it up on their system and see that I am wanted in five states and a fugitive from a number of third world countries and while they are reading all that I will make my escape.
Arts said:
Michael V said:
Arts said:no
So how do you get back into your house?
What would happen should the Police stop you?
we have codes to get into our house..
I will tell them my name and they will look it up on their system and see that I am wanted in five states and a fugitive from a number of third world countries and while they are reading all that I will make my escape.
I liked the booby trapped maze you have to negotiate to even get to your front door.

JudgeMental said:
Arts said:
Michael V said:So how do you get back into your house?
What would happen should the Police stop you?
we have codes to get into our house..
I will tell them my name and they will look it up on their system and see that I am wanted in five states and a fugitive from a number of third world countries and while they are reading all that I will make my escape.
I liked the booby trapped maze you have to negotiate to even get to your front door.
that reminds me.. I’d better go feed the gators
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:we have codes to get into our house..
I will tell them my name and they will look it up on their system and see that I am wanted in five states and a fugitive from a number of third world countries and while they are reading all that I will make my escape.
I liked the booby trapped maze you have to negotiate to even get to your front door.
that reminds me.. I’d better go feed the gators
see ya later then.

I thought I would try the red then orange
cellophane wrap on one of my 12’ skeletons,
because why not terrify every kid walking past?
Pic with my wife beside it for scale. I still have
a bit of tweaking to do, but it’s a good start I think.
JudgeMental said:
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I thought I would try the red then orange
cellophane wrap on one of my 12’ skeletons,
because why not terrify every kid walking past?
Pic with my wife beside it for scale. I still have
a bit of tweaking to do, but it’s a good start I think.

dv said:
That time is nothing to get excited about, the creator should have done their homework.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
That time is nothing to get excited about, the creator should have done their homework.
hardly the level of competence you expect from an omnipotent creator.
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
That time is nothing to get excited about, the creator should have done their homework.
hardly the level of competence you expect from an omnipotent creator.
And the h in hardly should be capitalised.

Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:That time is nothing to get excited about, the creator should have done their homework.
hardly the level of competence you expect from an omnipotent creator.
And the h in hardly should be capitalised.
I don’t believe in giving any letter higher status than another. call me a commie if you like.
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
hardly the level of competence you expect from an omnipotent creator.
And the h in hardly should be capitalised.
I don’t believe in giving any letter higher status than another. call me a commie if you like.
Just Look At That Word communısm Oh Wait
why do yous carry anything at all when going walkabout sheesh just step out of the bath and go
sarahs mum said:
Reminds me of the staircase at the Royal Highland Hotel in Inverness.


JudgeMental said:
Looks like the Gorbals.

Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
Looks like the Gorbals.
Nah, if it was the Gorbals, the little girl on the left would be up on bricks, and her shoes would be missing.

Actual story is that it was an IVF baby.

JudgeMental said:
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Actual story is that it was an IVF baby.
LOL
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
Actual story is that it was an IVF baby.
LOL
We mean if kangaroos can manage it then humans why not eh.


sarahs mum said:
Arch humour.
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Arch humour.
No, light travels in straight lines.
sarahs mum said:
Dear oh dear.

fsm said:
I’d have to ask the bingbot for help with that one.
fsm said:
That’s racist as all fuck. How are black people supposed to prove they’re human?
fsm said:

This one is difficult as well
sarahs mum said:
Refractory used to mean unruly so they could have worked that in.
Witty Rejoinder said:
fsm said:
That’s racist as all fuck. How are black people supposed to prove they’re human?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XGqSn5Cnw74

JudgeMental said:
Why would you share this? This is disturbing.
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
Why would you share this? This is disturbing.
I want answers!
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
Why would you share this? This is disturbing.
It’s more of a break up meme
sarahs mum said:
Really should be, refract?
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
Really should be, refract?
refraction at the surface as the light enters. reflection internally. then refraction again as the light leaves.
always worth a chuckle

Me an’ mi father worked a 72 hour shift, then wi walked home 43 mile through t’snow in us bare feet, huddled inside us clothes med out o’ old sacks. Eventually we trudged over t’hill until wi could see t’street light twinklin’ in our village.
Mi father smiled down at mi through t’icicles hangin’ off his nose. “Nearly home now lad”, he said.
We stumbled into t’house and stood there freezin’ cold and tired out, shiverin’ and miserable, in front o’ t’ meagre fire.
Any road, mi mam says “Cheer up, lads. I’ve got you some nice brown bread and butter for yer tea.”
Ee, mi father went crackers. He reached out and gently pulled mi mam towards ‘im by t’throat. “You big fat, idle ugly wart”, he said. “You gret useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock.” (‘E had a way wi words, mi father. He’d bin to college, y’know). “You’ve been out playin’ bingo all afternoon instead o’ gettin’ some proper snap ready for me an’ this lad”, he explained to mi poor, little, purple-faced mam. Then turnin’ to me he said “Arthur”, (He could never remember mi name), “here’s half a crown. Nip down to t’chip ‘oyl an’ get us a nice piece o’ ‘addock for us tea. Man cannot live by bread alone.”
He were a reyt tater, mi father. He said as ‘ow workin’ folk should have some dignity an’ pride an’ self respect, an’ as ‘ow they should come home to summat warm an’ cheerful.
An’ then he threw mi mam on t’fire.
We didn’t ‘ave no tellies or shoes or bedclothes. We med us own fun in them days.
Do you know, when I were a lad you could get a tram down into t’town, buy three new suits an’ an ovvercoat, four pair o’ good boots, go an’ see George Formby at t’Palace Theatre, get blind drunk, ‘ave some steak an’ chips, bunch o’ bananas an’ three stone o’ monkey nuts an’ still ‘ave change out of a farthing.
We’d lots o’ things in them days they ‘aven’t got today – rickets, diphtheria, Hitler – and my, we did look well goin’ to school wi’ no backside in us trousers an’ all us little ‘eads painted purple because we ‘ad ringworm.
They don’t know they’re born today!!!
JudgeMental said:
Me an’ mi father worked a 72 hour shift, then wi walked home 43 mile through t’snow in us bare feet, huddled inside us clothes med out o’ old sacks. Eventually we trudged over t’hill until wi could see t’street light twinklin’ in our village.
Mi father smiled down at mi through t’icicles hangin’ off his nose. “Nearly home now lad”, he said.We stumbled into t’house and stood there freezin’ cold and tired out, shiverin’ and miserable, in front o’ t’ meagre fire.
Any road, mi mam says “Cheer up, lads. I’ve got you some nice brown bread and butter for yer tea.”Ee, mi father went crackers. He reached out and gently pulled mi mam towards ‘im by t’throat. “You big fat, idle ugly wart”, he said. “You gret useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock.” (‘E had a way wi words, mi father. He’d bin to college, y’know). “You’ve been out playin’ bingo all afternoon instead o’ gettin’ some proper snap ready for me an’ this lad”, he explained to mi poor, little, purple-faced mam. Then turnin’ to me he said “Arthur”, (He could never remember mi name), “here’s half a crown. Nip down to t’chip ‘oyl an’ get us a nice piece o’ ‘addock for us tea. Man cannot live by bread alone.”
He were a reyt tater, mi father. He said as ‘ow workin’ folk should have some dignity an’ pride an’ self respect, an’ as ‘ow they should come home to summat warm an’ cheerful.
An’ then he threw mi mam on t’fire.
We didn’t ‘ave no tellies or shoes or bedclothes. We med us own fun in them days.
Do you know, when I were a lad you could get a tram down into t’town, buy three new suits an’ an ovvercoat, four pair o’ good boots, go an’ see George Formby at t’Palace Theatre, get blind drunk, ‘ave some steak an’ chips, bunch o’ bananas an’ three stone o’ monkey nuts an’ still ‘ave change out of a farthing.
We’d lots o’ things in them days they ‘aven’t got today – rickets, diphtheria, Hitler – and my, we did look well goin’ to school wi’ no backside in us trousers an’ all us little ‘eads painted purple because we ‘ad ringworm.
They don’t know they’re born today!!!
We couldn’t afford ringworm.
JudgeMental said:
Me an’ mi father worked a 72 hour shift, then wi walked home 43 mile through t’snow in us bare feet, huddled inside us clothes med out o’ old sacks. Eventually we trudged over t’hill until wi could see t’street light twinklin’ in our village.
Mi father smiled down at mi through t’icicles hangin’ off his nose. “Nearly home now lad”, he said.We stumbled into t’house and stood there freezin’ cold and tired out, shiverin’ and miserable, in front o’ t’ meagre fire.
Any road, mi mam says “Cheer up, lads. I’ve got you some nice brown bread and butter for yer tea.”Ee, mi father went crackers. He reached out and gently pulled mi mam towards ‘im by t’throat. “You big fat, idle ugly wart”, he said. “You gret useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock.” (‘E had a way wi words, mi father. He’d bin to college, y’know). “You’ve been out playin’ bingo all afternoon instead o’ gettin’ some proper snap ready for me an’ this lad”, he explained to mi poor, little, purple-faced mam. Then turnin’ to me he said “Arthur”, (He could never remember mi name), “here’s half a crown. Nip down to t’chip ‘oyl an’ get us a nice piece o’ ‘addock for us tea. Man cannot live by bread alone.”
He were a reyt tater, mi father. He said as ‘ow workin’ folk should have some dignity an’ pride an’ self respect, an’ as ‘ow they should come home to summat warm an’ cheerful.
An’ then he threw mi mam on t’fire.
We didn’t ‘ave no tellies or shoes or bedclothes. We med us own fun in them days.
Do you know, when I were a lad you could get a tram down into t’town, buy three new suits an’ an ovvercoat, four pair o’ good boots, go an’ see George Formby at t’Palace Theatre, get blind drunk, ‘ave some steak an’ chips, bunch o’ bananas an’ three stone o’ monkey nuts an’ still ‘ave change out of a farthing.
We’d lots o’ things in them days they ‘aven’t got today – rickets, diphtheria, Hitler – and my, we did look well goin’ to school wi’ no backside in us trousers an’ all us little ‘eads painted purple because we ‘ad ringworm.
They don’t know they’re born today!!!
First post I click on when I got home from work and I don’t even have any bread in the house.
Did lol. :)

Kingy said:
groan

JudgeMental said:
Das Boot.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
Das Boot.
That it is but it is shopped all the same. ;)

dv said:
The bot deserves a dressing down for that one.
dv said:
AI really isn’t helping much.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The bot deserves a dressing down for that one.
“A dressing down is a loose article of clothing worn after rising or bathing.”
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
AI really isn’t helping much.
Maybe it is just playing dumb to lull us into a false sense of security.
dv said:
dv said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The bot deserves a dressing down for that one.
AI really isn’t helping much.
“A dressing down is a loose article of clothing worn after rising or bathing.”
Maybe it is just playing dumb to lull us into a false sense of security.
Just Wait Until They Find Out About Dressage Stables
Wait
dv said:
Bloody AI.
since we always bring back the old stuff anyway

Might get this for Arts

sorry for our adverse announcing here lighten it

SCIENCE said:
sorry for our adverse announcing here lighten it
love.
“so how does this game end?”
“It ends when your character dies.”
“what do I need to roll to suicide?”

sarahs mum said:
:)
sarahs mum said:
:)


https://www.facebook.com/share/r/mnmzXEvntgGxX3yx/

dv said:
so she was there for the Columbia foam thing then
JudgeMental said:
makes sense, Coriolis can’t do it on a flat earth that the sun orbits

https://www.facebook.com/reel/875201097656570

sarahs mum said:
:)
nice.
:)

Ian said:
I’m not opposed to ‘getting rid of’ the monarchy.
What annoys me is that so many ‘republicans’ are so very keen to replace the monarchy with a substitute ‘king’ in the form of an appointed figurehead ‘president’, who would have no real purpose at all, other than cutting ribbons at new supermarkets, being a drain on the public purse, and having long and expensive lunches with people who feel entitled to have lunch with ‘the president’.
>>cutting ribbons at new supermarkets, being a drain on the public purse, and having long and expensive lunches
Where do I apply.
captain_spalding said:
Ian said:
I’m not opposed to ‘getting rid of’ the monarchy.
What annoys me is that so many ‘republicans’ are so very keen to replace the monarchy with a substitute ‘king’ in the form of an appointed figurehead ‘president’, who would have no real purpose at all, other than cutting ribbons at new supermarkets, being a drain on the public purse, and having long and expensive lunches with people who feel entitled to have lunch with ‘the president’.
Ummm do you understand that in some systems of governments it’s necessary to have both a head of state and an executive with different roles and responsibilities?
STEMocracy is the worst system of government only if there are no others¡
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
Ian said:
I’m not opposed to ‘getting rid of’ the monarchy.
What annoys me is that so many ‘republicans’ are so very keen to replace the monarchy with a substitute ‘king’ in the form of an appointed figurehead ‘president’, who would have no real purpose at all, other than cutting ribbons at new supermarkets, being a drain on the public purse, and having long and expensive lunches with people who feel entitled to have lunch with ‘the president’.
Ummm do you understand that in some systems of governments it’s necessary to have both a head of state and an executive with different roles and responsibilities?
why think when you can be cynical?
JudgeMental said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
I’m not opposed to ‘getting rid of’ the monarchy.
What annoys me is that so many ‘republicans’ are so very keen to replace the monarchy with a substitute ‘king’ in the form of an appointed figurehead ‘president’, who would have no real purpose at all, other than cutting ribbons at new supermarkets, being a drain on the public purse, and having long and expensive lunches with people who feel entitled to have lunch with ‘the president’.
Ummm do you understand that in some systems of governments it’s necessary to have both a head of state and an executive with different roles and responsibilities?
why think when you can be cynical?
STEMocracy would sort this out, why not both think and cynic
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
Ian said:
I’m not opposed to ‘getting rid of’ the monarchy.
What annoys me is that so many ‘republicans’ are so very keen to replace the monarchy with a substitute ‘king’ in the form of an appointed figurehead ‘president’, who would have no real purpose at all, other than cutting ribbons at new supermarkets, being a drain on the public purse, and having long and expensive lunches with people who feel entitled to have lunch with ‘the president’.
Ummm do you understand that in some systems of governments it’s necessary to have both a head of state and an executive with different roles and responsibilities?
Only necessary because their constitutions say so. It’s not necessary to choose a constitution that includes a functionless figurehead.
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:I’m not opposed to ‘getting rid of’ the monarchy.
What annoys me is that so many ‘republicans’ are so very keen to replace the monarchy with a substitute ‘king’ in the form of an appointed figurehead ‘president’, who would have no real purpose at all, other than cutting ribbons at new supermarkets, being a drain on the public purse, and having long and expensive lunches with people who feel entitled to have lunch with ‘the president’.
Ummm do you understand that in some systems of governments it’s necessary to have both a head of state and an executive with different roles and responsibilities?
Only necessary because their constitutions say so. It’s not necessary to choose a constitution that includes a functionless figurehead.
Define ‘functionless’…
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Ummm do you understand that in some systems of governments it’s necessary to have both a head of state and an executive with different roles and responsibilities?
Only necessary because their constitutions say so. It’s not necessary to choose a constitution that includes a functionless figurehead.
Define ‘functionless’…
As the captain said, roles that are purely ceremonial (essentially a pompous waste of money). A president of a constitutional court with clearly defined emergency powers would be more useful but we could have that without all the razzamatazz, horses, gold epaulettes etc.
have an ivory tower
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:Only necessary because their constitutions say so. It’s not necessary to choose a constitution that includes a functionless figurehead.
Define ‘functionless’…
As the captain said, roles that are purely ceremonial (essentially a pompous waste of money). A president of a constitutional court with clearly defined emergency powers would be more useful but we could have that without all the razzamatazz, horses, gold epaulettes etc.
The role of a head of state is not merely to be used in an emergency.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Define ‘functionless’…
As the captain said, roles that are purely ceremonial (essentially a pompous waste of money). A president of a constitutional court with clearly defined emergency powers would be more useful but we could have that without all the razzamatazz, horses, gold epaulettes etc.
The role of a head of state is not merely to be used in an emergency.
Doesn’t have to be called a “head of state”. Just chief constitutional justice or suchlike.

head off state
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:As the captain said, roles that are purely ceremonial (essentially a pompous waste of money). A president of a constitutional court with clearly defined emergency powers would be more useful but we could have that without all the razzamatazz, horses, gold epaulettes etc.
The role of a head of state is not merely to be used in an emergency.
Doesn’t have to be called a “head of state”. Just chief constitutional justice or suchlike.
It’s not as though new constitutional orders aren’t created all the time. There is a reason that ceremonial heads of state are incorporated into the constitutions of many newly formed parliamentary republics as has been the case since the end of WWII.
Your proposal would have significantly less checks and balances than existing systems.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:The role of a head of state is not merely to be used in an emergency.
Doesn’t have to be called a “head of state”. Just chief constitutional justice or suchlike.
It’s not as though new constitutional orders aren’t created all the time. There is a reason that ceremonial heads of state are incorporated into the constitutions of many newly formed parliamentary republics as has been the case since the end of WWII.
Your proposal would have significantly less checks and balances than existing systems.
a rose by any other name.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:The role of a head of state is not merely to be used in an emergency.
Doesn’t have to be called a “head of state”. Just chief constitutional justice or suchlike.
It’s not as though new constitutional orders aren’t created all the time. There is a reason that ceremonial heads of state are incorporated into the constitutions of many newly formed parliamentary republics as has been the case since the end of WWII.
Your proposal would have significantly less checks and balances than existing systems.
You mean “significantly fewer gold epaulettes, white gloves and gala luncheons.”
;)
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:Doesn’t have to be called a “head of state”. Just chief constitutional justice or suchlike.
It’s not as though new constitutional orders aren’t created all the time. There is a reason that ceremonial heads of state are incorporated into the constitutions of many newly formed parliamentary republics as has been the case since the end of WWII.
Your proposal would have significantly less checks and balances than existing systems.
You mean “significantly fewer gold epaulettes, white gloves and gala luncheons.”
;)
Now you’re just being silly.
The idea of a ‘president’ who has any role as a check or balance to the powers and actions of politicians, especially those politicians in the incumbent government, is dependent on the willingness of politicians to create an office which could, actually, oversee, regulate, countermand, or limit their own actions and powers.
I’m not saying it wouldn’t happen, but i reckon that any bets on it would be at very long odds, indeed. I think that the purely-ceremonial, attend-piss-ups, enjoy-the-travel-budget sinecure for some good mate is the more likely model.
captain_spalding said:
The idea of a ‘president’ who has any role as a check or balance to the powers and actions of politicians, especially those politicians in the incumbent government, is dependent on the willingness of politicians to create an office which could, actually, oversee, regulate, countermand, or limit their own actions and powers.I’m not saying it wouldn’t happen, but i reckon that any bets on it would be at very long odds, indeed. I think that the purely-ceremonial, attend-piss-ups, enjoy-the-travel-budget sinecure for some good mate is the more likely model.
Whitlam says no.
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
The idea of a ‘president’ who has any role as a check or balance to the powers and actions of politicians, especially those politicians in the incumbent government, is dependent on the willingness of politicians to create an office which could, actually, oversee, regulate, countermand, or limit their own actions and powers.I’m not saying it wouldn’t happen, but i reckon that any bets on it would be at very long odds, indeed. I think that the purely-ceremonial, attend-piss-ups, enjoy-the-travel-budget sinecure for some good mate is the more likely model.
Whitlam says no.
Copy that.
While you’ve got him on the line, see if he’s got any tips for Albo (other than ‘don’t let boofhead ministers talk with Middle-Eastern con-men’) .
Bubblecar said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bubblecar said:
Doesn’t have to be called a “head of state”. Just chief constitutional justice or suchlike.
It’s not as though new constitutional orders aren’t created all the time. There is a reason that ceremonial heads of state are incorporated into the constitutions of many newly formed parliamentary republics as has been the case since the end of WWII.
Your proposal would have significantly less checks and balances than existing systems.
You mean “significantly fewer gold epaulettes, white gloves and gala luncheons.”
;)
Imagine a system of study and investigation and development and design that was built entirely on checking and truth and not balancing falsely and oh wait yeah that would be a damn good system¡





Very efficient
dv said:
Very efficient
>chriego
I think he needed to blow his nose.

sarahs mum said:
Heh.
sarahs mum said:
I shall wait for Arts to give us her expert opinion on this one.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Very efficient
>chriego
I think he needed to blow his nose.
But well done, as you say.

Ian said:
Why I hate mimes
Read that as mines.
Was expecting something deeper.
Or maybe more explosive.
sarahs mum said:
Makes sense.
I’d be interested to know about the dialect of the author.
It’s not unusual for “tr-” to be pronounced a bit like “chr-” with the point of articulation for the plosive dragged back in the mouth by the r.
And there are a few dialects in which the final dark l is realised more as a w sound (south London, some South Australian dialects).
So chriego for triangle isn’t that crazy.
dv said:
I’d be interested to know about the dialect of the author.It’s not unusual for “tr-” to be pronounced a bit like “chr-” with the point of articulation for the plosive dragged back in the mouth by the r.
And there are a few dialects in which the final dark l is realised more as a w sound (south London, some South Australian dialects).So chriego for triangle isn’t that crazy.
I recall an old Italian farmer writing down the name of my grape picking partner. Skerli. He was attempting to spell Shirley phonetically though he must have got the K from English which he wasn’t great at.
JudgeMental said:
how much in soylent green
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Very efficient
>chriego
I think he needed to blow his nose.
But well done, as you say.
terrible, in school we learnt to write triangle like △ so
SCIENCE said:
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:
>chriego
I think he needed to blow his nose.
But well done, as you say.
terrible, in school we learnt to write triangle like △ so
So no phonetics?
roughbarked said:
dv said:
I’d be interested to know about the dialect of the author.It’s not unusual for “tr-” to be pronounced a bit like “chr-” with the point of articulation for the plosive dragged back in the mouth by the r.
And there are a few dialects in which the final dark l is realised more as a w sound (south London, some South Australian dialects).So chriego for triangle isn’t that crazy.
I recall an old Italian farmer writing down the name of my grape picking partner. Skerli. He was attempting to spell Shirley phonetically though he must have got the K from English which he wasn’t great at.
When I’m king everyone who comes here will have to speak my English.
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:
I’d be interested to know about the dialect of the author.It’s not unusual for “tr-” to be pronounced a bit like “chr-” with the point of articulation for the plosive dragged back in the mouth by the r.
And there are a few dialects in which the final dark l is realised more as a w sound (south London, some South Australian dialects).So chriego for triangle isn’t that crazy.
I recall an old Italian farmer writing down the name of my grape picking partner. Skerli. He was attempting to spell Shirley phonetically though he must have got the K from English which he wasn’t great at.
When I’m king everyone who comes here will have to speak my English.
I’ve always thought of you as more of a queen.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:I recall an old Italian farmer writing down the name of my grape picking partner. Skerli. He was attempting to spell Shirley phonetically though he must have got the K from English which he wasn’t great at.
When I’m king everyone who comes here will have to speak my English.
I’ve always thought of you as more of a queen.
I don’t recall it ever being called, The Queen’s English.

sarahs mum said:
¿always? no



dv said:

dv said:



So much wisdom per square metre.
dv said:
So much wisdom per square metre.
why are there sounding rocket trails behind it
dv said:
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So much wisdom per square metre.
LOLOL
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/HBaRGdQ8UWhvnfo7/
Same tho
Home is the hunter, home from the hill.
Peak Warming Man said:
Home is the hunter, home from the hill.
From Hunters Hill?


dv said:
I see they’ve left the Azores off again.
dv said:
bitsamissin
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
I see they’ve left the Azores off again.
True enough.

Kingy said:
snort
party_pants said:
Kingy said:
snort
Not supposed to snort on teatowels. Best use a tissue for that.
roughbarked said:
party_pants said:
Kingy said:
snort
Not supposed to snort on teatowels. Best use a tissue for that.
through wintered owl
Kingy said:
:-)
Queen at Live Aid 1985

Kingy said:
Queen at Live Aid 1985
:D


JudgeMental said:
I’m stealing that one.
JudgeMental said:
And the poor devil has been working without a pause or break.
JudgeMental said:
LOL




perhaps some truth.
sarahs mum said:
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perhaps some truth.
Some, but not all oil and coal is used for power generation.
A fundamental truth.

Dark Orange said:
A fundamental truth.
Dark Orange said:
sarahs mum said:
perhaps some truth.
Some, but not all oil and coal is used for power generation.
we mean we watch trains go past our comrades’ place sometimes and half the freight trains are just carriages full of black rocks so we could believe this continues a lot
Dark Orange said:
A fundamental truth.
Explain to me how a trans-Antarctic adventure could occur by ship.
dv said:
Dark Orange said:A fundamental truth.
Explain to me how a trans-Antarctic adventure could occur by ship.
It is about boys and their fantasies isn’t it?
Tamb said:
Dark Orange said:A fundamental truth.
No thanks. Seasickness is a big no, no for me.
You get used to it.
I got seasick every time i went to sea. You chuck up everything you have inside you, and then, after a bit, you feel rather better, and after that, it doesn’t bother you so much.
It’s not an uncommon thing. Apparently, Horation Nelson was subject to it.
dv said:
Dark Orange said:A fundamental truth.
Explain to me how a trans-Antarctic adventure could occur by ship.
Well, you need the ship to get you to the Antarctic so that you can get to the ‘trans-’ bit. So, for a tran-Antarctic expedition, you must embark on a ship. It’s just part ofthe deal.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Dark Orange said:A fundamental truth.
Explain to me how a trans-Antarctic adventure could occur by ship.
It is about boys and their fantasies isn’t it?
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Dark Orange said:A fundamental truth.
Explain to me how a trans-Antarctic adventure could occur by ship.
It is about boys and their fantasies isn’t it?
It might also be about not being trapped in an office, doing the same dull stuff every day, quite possibly under management by people who seem to dislike you as much as you dislike them.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:Explain to me how a trans-Antarctic adventure could occur by ship.
It is about boys and their fantasies isn’t it?
It might also be about not being trapped in an office, doing the same dull stuff every day, quite possibly under management by people who seem to dislike you as much as you dislike them.
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:It is about boys and their fantasies isn’t it?
It might also be about not being trapped in an office, doing the same dull stuff every day, quite possibly under management by people who seem to dislike you as much as you dislike them.
Banjo Patterson had a bit to say about that.
Did he play a banjo?
so all you have to do is ask them right, no need to actually seriously undertake to do it
dv said:
Dark Orange said:A fundamental truth.
Explain to me how a trans-Antarctic adventure could occur by ship.
It’s a fantasy, not a factacy.
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Dark Orange said:A fundamental truth.
Explain to me how a trans-Antarctic adventure could occur by ship.
Well, you need the ship to get you to the Antarctic so that you can get to the ‘trans-’ bit. So, for a tran-Antarctic expedition, you must embark on a ship. It’s just part ofthe deal.
That’s the way every trans-antarctic adventures has started.
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:It is about boys and their fantasies isn’t it?
It might also be about not being trapped in an office, doing the same dull stuff every day, quite possibly under management by people who seem to dislike you as much as you dislike them.
Banjo Patterson had a bit to say about that.
I am sitting in my dingy little office, where a stingy
Ray of sunlight struggles feebly down between the houses tall,
And the foetid air and gritty of the dusty, dirty city
Through the open window floating, spreads its foulness over all
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:It might also be about not being trapped in an office, doing the same dull stuff every day, quite possibly under management by people who seem to dislike you as much as you dislike them.
Banjo Patterson had a bit to say about that.Did he play a banjo?
dv said:
Dark Orange said:A fundamental truth.
Explain to me how a trans-Antarctic adventure could occur by ship.
Werner: Hold my beer.

Dark Orange said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:Explain to me how a trans-Antarctic adventure could occur by ship.
Well, you need the ship to get you to the Antarctic so that you can get to the ‘trans-’ bit. So, for a tran-Antarctic expedition, you must embark on a ship. It’s just part ofthe deal.
That’s the way every trans-antarctic adventures has started.
Yes. Any who tried to get there by swimming seem to have not got past the first hurdle.
JudgeMental said:
“…biscuits and gravy…”
Wrong, on both counts.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/RwXkkm3SQCkGUSe6/
Looney toons
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
“…biscuits and gravy…”
Wrong, on both counts.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/E1d4aCvJdEtysXyx/
I don’t know why I laughed but I did
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/RaD3V7QotF6cBm4j/
James Blunt tries to promote the rerelease of his album

Ian said:
Dear oh dear.

JudgeMental said:
A most appropriate name, nonetheless.
JudgeMental said:
Jarred jobbie. erk!

dv said:
LOL




JudgeMental said:


Da Ko ·
it’s going to happen again😅
Nikon D750
Tamron 50mm
Iso 400
2 seg
F2.8
15/10/2024
Zacatecas, Mexico.
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
Are the black dots where the stitches go?

ruby said:
+1

JudgeMental said:
In real life, traditional regional British cookery makes much use of a wide range of herbs, spices and other seasonings.
Bubblecar said:
ruby said:
+1
Think of all the kiddies knocking on your door… if you are going to drink.. Lock it!
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:
ruby said:
+1
Think of all the kiddies knocking on your door… if you are going to drink.. Lock it!
Luckily the local children don’t do the begging thing in this village.
Bubblecar said:
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:+1
Think of all the kiddies knocking on your door… if you are going to drink.. Lock it!
Luckily the local children don’t do the begging thing in this village.
They’ve learned it is a waste of time if they want lollies at my door. I simply say, “there’s the mulberry tree” and shut the door.
Bubblecar said:
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:+1
Think of all the kiddies knocking on your door… if you are going to drink.. Lock it!
Luckily the local children don’t do the begging thing in this village.
we have children going against all the principles of safety and doing the door knocking thing.. but you are allowed to opt out by simply not putting decorations outside. It makes all the mums of small children dislike you and sometimes glare at you for lack of community spirit – so I often thank Halloween night for both appealing to my sense of isolation while simultaneously letting the neighbourhood people know that I am horrid and should not be approached ever. (it normally takes many unfortunate interactions before this message gets across)
Arts said:
Bubblecar said:
roughbarked said:Think of all the kiddies knocking on your door… if you are going to drink.. Lock it!
Luckily the local children don’t do the begging thing in this village.
we have children going against all the principles of safety and doing the door knocking thing.. but you are allowed to opt out by simply not putting decorations outside. It makes all the mums of small children dislike you and sometimes glare at you for lack of community spirit – so I often thank Halloween night for both appealing to my sense of isolation while simultaneously letting the neighbourhood people know that I am horrid and should not be approached ever. (it normally takes many unfortunate interactions before this message gets across)
That’s the treatment I got from some of the families in the village. However, these families actually have the most delinquent kids in the village.
Wouldn’t want the theiving bastards in my yard at any cost.
JudgeMental said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forme_of_Cury
Arts said:
Bubblecar said:
roughbarked said:Think of all the kiddies knocking on your door… if you are going to drink.. Lock it!
Luckily the local children don’t do the begging thing in this village.
we have children going against all the principles of safety and doing the door knocking thing.. but you are allowed to opt out by simply not putting decorations outside. It makes all the mums of small children dislike you and sometimes glare at you for lack of community spirit – so I often thank Halloween night for both appealing to my sense of isolation while simultaneously letting the neighbourhood people know that I am horrid and should not be approached ever. (it normally takes many unfortunate interactions before this message gets across)
Luckily, where I live, nobody puts out decorations.. at least houses are too far away to discern any.
Ian said:
Arts said:
Bubblecar said:Luckily the local children don’t do the begging thing in this village.
we have children going against all the principles of safety and doing the door knocking thing.. but you are allowed to opt out by simply not putting decorations outside. It makes all the mums of small children dislike you and sometimes glare at you for lack of community spirit – so I often thank Halloween night for both appealing to my sense of isolation while simultaneously letting the neighbourhood people know that I am horrid and should not be approached ever. (it normally takes many unfortunate interactions before this message gets across)
Luckily, where I live, nobody puts out decorations.. at least houses are too far away to discern any.
They’ll be ostracising you for not observing Thanksgiving, when the supermarkets etc. eventually get around to pushing a November spending-need on to us.
captain_spalding said:
Ian said:
Arts said:we have children going against all the principles of safety and doing the door knocking thing.. but you are allowed to opt out by simply not putting decorations outside. It makes all the mums of small children dislike you and sometimes glare at you for lack of community spirit – so I often thank Halloween night for both appealing to my sense of isolation while simultaneously letting the neighbourhood people know that I am horrid and should not be approached ever. (it normally takes many unfortunate interactions before this message gets across)
Luckily, where I live, nobody puts out decorations.. at least houses are too far away to discern any.
They’ll be ostracising you for not observing Thanksgiving, when the supermarkets etc. eventually get around to pushing a November spending-need on to us.
I have a philosophy for that. It’s called fuck’em.
Arts said:
we have children going against all the principles of safety and doing the door knocking thing.. but you are allowed to opt out by simply not putting decorations outside. It makes all the mums of small children dislike you and sometimes glare at you for lack of community spirit – so I often thank Halloween night for both appealing to my sense of isolation while simultaneously letting the neighbourhood people know that I am horrid and should not be approached ever. (it normally takes many unfortunate interactions before this message gets across)
She’s a witch!! She’s a witch!!! And what do we do with witches???
Woodie said:
Arts said:we have children going against all the principles of safety and doing the door knocking thing.. but you are allowed to opt out by simply not putting decorations outside. It makes all the mums of small children dislike you and sometimes glare at you for lack of community spirit – so I often thank Halloween night for both appealing to my sense of isolation while simultaneously letting the neighbourhood people know that I am horrid and should not be approached ever. (it normally takes many unfortunate interactions before this message gets across)
She’s a witch!! She’s a witch!!! And what do we do with witches???
leave them alone to live in peace?
Arts said:
Woodie said:
Arts said:we have children going against all the principles of safety and doing the door knocking thing.. but you are allowed to opt out by simply not putting decorations outside. It makes all the mums of small children dislike you and sometimes glare at you for lack of community spirit – so I often thank Halloween night for both appealing to my sense of isolation while simultaneously letting the neighbourhood people know that I am horrid and should not be approached ever. (it normally takes many unfortunate interactions before this message gets across)
She’s a witch!! She’s a witch!!! And what do we do with witches???
leave them alone to live in peace?
…amid their infantile delusions.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/maVoNsPTdyc7fJ6U/
Lookalikes

JudgeMental said:
I learnt that about 30 years ago.
But am I too good?
dv said:
But am I too good?
Too cool for school.


JudgeMental said:
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Boris, why the AI pics so much now?
JudgeMental said:
ooo. looks AIish.
19 shillings said:
JudgeMental said:__
Boris, why the AI pics so much now?
I’m teaching you lot to be able to pick it. you all seem to be doing OK so far.
Not AI



captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
I learnt that about 30 years ago.
But am I too good?
Too cool for school.

captain_spalding said:
Ian said:
Arts said:
we have children going against all the principles of safety and doing the door knocking thing.. but you are allowed to opt out by simply not putting decorations outside. It makes all the mums of small children dislike you and sometimes glare at you for lack of community spirit – so I often thank Halloween night for both appealing to my sense of isolation while simultaneously letting the neighbourhood people know that I am horrid and should not be approached ever. (it normally takes many unfortunate interactions before this message gets across)
Luckily, where I live, nobody puts out decorations.. at least houses are too far away to discern any.
They’ll be ostracising you for not observing Thanksgiving, when the supermarkets etc. eventually get around to pushing a November spending-need on to us.
Next everyone will be totally surprised that rich capitalist fucks turning everything into profit pumps are the same people as the paediphiles in that network and finding ways to groom and socialise children to sign up to their abuse¡
-ing
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
Ian said:
Luckily, where I live, nobody puts out decorations.. at least houses are too far away to discern any.
They’ll be ostracising you for not observing Thanksgiving, when the supermarkets etc. eventually get around to pushing a November spending-need on to us.
Next everyone will be totally surprised that rich capitalist fucks turning everything into profit pumps are the same people as the paediphiles in that network and finding ways to groom and socialise children to sign up to their abuse¡
Well it has never been a surprise to me.


ChrispenEvan said:

ChrispenEvan said:
Is this really a meme?
dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Is this really a meme?
Probably more an oddity.
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Is this really a meme?
Probably more an oddity.
the oddity is the divisions. all six of them.
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:Is this really a meme?
Probably more an oddity.
the oddity is the divisions. all six of them.
which makes for a 72 minute hour.
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:Probably more an oddity.
the oddity is the divisions. all six of them.
which makes for a 72 minute hour.
I respectfully submit that, since the index numbers are in steps of 5, and stop at 60, the divisions are 50 seconds apart instead of the usual 60.
btm said:
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:the oddity is the divisions. all six of them.
which makes for a 72 minute hour.
I respectfully submit that, since the index numbers are in steps of 5, and stop at 60, the divisions are 50 seconds apart instead of the usual 60.
that’s one interpretation. personally i prefer mine. odd wins over logic every time.
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:Is this really a meme?
Probably more an oddity.
the oddity is the divisions. all six of them.
Maybe I’m just missing something. This appears perfectly straightforward to me
Oh shit. Disregard.

dv said:
Oh shit. Disregard.
LOL.
dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:Probably more an oddity.
the oddity is the divisions. all six of them.
Maybe I’m just missing something. This appears perfectly straightforward to me
There are 6 seconds marked out in between each number, even though they are labelled 5, 10, 15 etc. 72 seconds in all.
Took me a long while to spot it.
party_pants said:
dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:the oddity is the divisions. all six of them.
Maybe I’m just missing something. This appears perfectly straightforward to me
There are 6 seconds marked out in between each number, even though they are labelled 5, 10, 15 etc. 72 seconds in all.
Took me a long while to spot it.
Oh shit. disregard
dv said:
Oh shit. Disregard.
Ditto.
was the reason I posted it. why would i post a pic of an ordinary clockface you should have asked yourselves. must be something awry.
ChrispenEvan said:
was the reason I posted it. why would i post a pic of an ordinary clockface you should have asked yourselves. must be something awry.
Well you are an odd fellow
ChrispenEvan said:
was the reason I posted it. why would i post a pic of an ordinary clockface you should have asked yourselves. must be something awry.
We got there in the end.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
was the reason I posted it. why would i post a pic of an ordinary clockface you should have asked yourselves. must be something awry.
We got there in the end.
it doesn’t even matter
dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:
was the reason I posted it. why would i post a pic of an ordinary clockface you should have asked yourselves. must be something awry.
Well you are an odd fellow
yes. I like things like this.
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
was the reason I posted it. why would i post a pic of an ordinary clockface you should have asked yourselves. must be something awry.
We got there in the end.
it doesn’t even matter
carry on as if nothing really matters
SCIENCE said:
Huh!
I didn’t know about that.
Ta.
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
We got there in the end.
it doesn’t even matter
carry on as if nothing really matters
Too-oo-oo me.
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
We got there in the end.
it doesn’t even matter
carry on as if nothing really matters
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by
Any way the wind blows
It’s so unreal doesn’t really matter
Didn’t look out below
Tryin’ to hold on
SCIENCE said:
OMG everyone under 20 has dementia!


ChrispenEvan said:
At least the wheelchair users have somewhere to sit while waiting…
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
We got there in the end.
it doesn’t even matter
carry on as if nothing really matters
anyone can see….

ChrispenEvan said:
For maximum use of space, do not design round buildings.
ChrispenEvan said:
Poor design. The second last girl in the queue can look straight into the mens urinals while they are having a slash.

Kingy said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Poor design. The second last girl in the queue can look straight into the mens urinals while they are having a slash.
It’s worse. There appears to be a girl in the 1st male cubicle.. and WTF in the centre!
Ian said:
…and WTF in the centre!
I wondered when someone would comment on that.
ChrispenEvan said:
Ian said:
…and WTF in the centre!
I wondered when someone would comment on that.
Most of us were deliberately ignoring it. I think he is holding her hair up while she vomits.



Chainsaw for cold climates.
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ChrispenEvan said:
Ian said:
…and WTF in the centre!
I wondered when someone would comment on that.
This is Japan remember. I’m surprised there’s not Octopuses…

Um ….
Spiny Norman said:
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Um ….
There’s a lot of that about these days. It’s certainly a bit surreal.
Spiny Norman said:
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Um ….
probably a covid thing. probably ring first and they come out to test you.
Spiny Norman said:
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Um ….
No, it makes sense.
We always said that the hospital would run so much more efficiently if it wasn’t for all those sick people cluttering the place and disrupting the routine.
ChrispenEvan said:
So what’s going on in the center?
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
So what’s going on in the center?
consensual sex by the looks.
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
So what’s going on in the center?
consensual sex by the looks.
also it is behind the green door.
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:So what’s going on in the center?
consensual sex by the looks.
also it is behind the green door.
So the bloke must be Shakin’ Stevens.

Kingy said:
they have a mammal orientated tail so one would assume they are all mammalian meat.
ChrispenEvan said:
Kingy said:
they have a mammal orientated tail so one would assume they are all mammalian meat.
But, they have scales, and no mammal has scales. Right?
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Kingy said:
they have a mammal orientated tail so one would assume they are all mammalian meat.
But, they have scales, and no mammal has scales. Right?
pangolin. armadillo.
ChrispenEvan said:
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:they have a mammal orientated tail so one would assume they are all mammalian meat.
But, they have scales, and no mammal has scales. Right?
pangolin. armadillo.
Well, there you go. I had my doubts about definite pronouncement on the matter, and it seemsthatcaution was well-advised.
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
captain_spalding said:But, they have scales, and no mammal has scales. Right?
pangolin. armadillo.
Well, there you go. I had my doubts about definite pronouncement on the matter, and it seemsthatcaution was well-advised.
“They’re made out of meat.”
“Meat?”
“Meat. They’re made out of meat.”
“Meat?”
“There’s no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.”
Kingy said:



ChrispenEvan said:
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
they have a mammal orientated tail so one would assume they are all mammalian meat.
But, they have scales, and no mammal has scales. Right?
pangolin. armadillo.
justice

Kingy said:
same thing



Kingy said:
is it a hate symbol
Kingy said:
is this Friedrich August and his organic chemical innuendo
Roman cheese grater.

ChrispenEvan said:
Roman cheese grater.
UTERE
FELIX
VIVAS

sarahs mum said:
:)
What’s the island made of?
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
:)
What’s the island made of?
Possibly best left unanswered.
Don’t you wish that this was you?

captain_spalding said:
Don’t you wish that this was you?
the orgasmatron.

Good to have a hobby
dv said:
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Good to have a hobby
Good effort.

ChrispenEvan said:
Golly that developed rapidly.



dv said:
Higher processor speeds allowed for more polygons and smoothing.

Civilisation2

No wonder the werewolves have a reaction to the demon core.


dv said:
Heh.

Kingy said:
:)

dv said:
The Psychology of Putting Others Down: Unmasking the Motivations
At the heart of belittling behavior often lies a complex web of psychological factors. One of the primary drivers is low self-esteem and insecurity. Paradoxically, those who put others down frequently struggle with their own sense of self-worth. By diminishing others, they create an illusion of superiority, temporarily boosting their fragile ego.
This behavior is closely linked to the concept of One-Upmanship Psychology: The Hidden Dynamics of Competitive Behavior. The need to feel superior, to always be “one-up” on others, can drive individuals to constantly put others down in an attempt to elevate themselves.
Kingy said:
Civilisation2
wait is that why all these countries are conducting special military operations these days

Ian said:
Just a new name for Kaos. (calling a Tamb…)
Ian said:

Ian said:
They can’t be all pale horses.
buffy said:
Ian said:
Just a new name for Kaos. (calling a Tamb…)

King Chuck meets goaty-like creature head of Australian Monarchist League

King Chuck meets another goaty-like creature fan
Ian said:
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King Chuck meets
goaty-like creaturehead of Australian Monarchist League
Who holds that honorific these days?
Ian said:
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King Chuck meets
goaty-like creaturehead of Australian Monarchist League
Certainly won a lot of medals that fellow, presumably in the homeopathic army.
Bubblecar said:
Ian said:
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King Chuck meets
goaty-like creaturehead of Australian Monarchist League
Certainly won a lot of medals that fellow, presumably in the homeopathic army.
Won a lot more than me, that’s for sure.
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
Ian said:
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King Chuck meets
goaty-like creaturehead of Australian Monarchist League
Certainly won a lot of medals that fellow, presumably in the homeopathic army.
Won a lot more than me, that’s for sure.
I’ve won a few medals.
Can’t remember if it was poker, or Five Hundred.

Same
dv said:
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Same
Maybe her dining partner snorted it all over her?



sarahs mum said:
select all images with truth
sarahs mum said:
:)

roughbarked said:
If you look closely during the 1964 film ‘Zulu’ about the battle of Rorke’s Drift (1879), you can see that some of the Zulu warriors are wearing modern wristwatches.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
If you look closely during the 1964 film ‘Zulu’ about the battle of Rorke’s Drift (1879), you can see that some of the Zulu warriors are wearing modern wristwatches.
I have Zulu on my computer, I’ll have a look next time.
roughbarked said:
I’ve seen a few such things in various movies but often it turns out that this was a set photo from a rehearsal, rather than a frame from the movie (e.g. the plane in Troy).
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
If you look closely during the 1964 film ‘Zulu’ about the battle of Rorke’s Drift (1879), you can see that some of the Zulu warriors are wearing modern wristwatches.
Forget the name of the detective show from the ABC set in regional Victoria in the 1930’s?
Had another forgettable male star who was later accused of sexual harrassment. Not sureof the outcome of that.
Anyway, he was wearing a modern quartz watch rather than a 1930’s watch.
dv said:
roughbarked said:
I’ve seen a few such things in various movies but often it turns out that this was a set photo from a rehearsal, rather than a frame from the movie (e.g. the plane in Troy).
When I saw Lawrence of Arabia many decades ago, there was a scene with a bitumen road in some of the sandy desert shots.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
If you look closely during the 1964 film ‘Zulu’ about the battle of Rorke’s Drift (1879), you can see that some of the Zulu warriors are wearing modern wristwatches.
Forget the name of the detective show from the ABC set in regional Victoria in the 1930’s?
Had another forgettable male star who was later accused of sexual harrassment. Not sureof the outcome of that.Anyway, he was wearing a modern quartz watch rather than a 1930’s watch.
I don’t think I’m familiar with the show.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
If you look closely during the 1964 film ‘Zulu’ about the battle of Rorke’s Drift (1879), you can see that some of the Zulu warriors are wearing modern wristwatches.
Forget the name of the detective show from the ABC set in regional Victoria in the 1930’s?
Had another forgettable male star who was later accused of sexual harrassment. Not sureof the outcome of that.Anyway, he was wearing a modern quartz watch rather than a 1930’s watch.
Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries?
dv said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:If you look closely during the 1964 film ‘Zulu’ about the battle of Rorke’s Drift (1879), you can see that some of the Zulu warriors are wearing modern wristwatches.
Forget the name of the detective show from the ABC set in regional Victoria in the 1930’s?
Had another forgettable male star who was later accused of sexual harrassment. Not sureof the outcome of that.Anyway, he was wearing a modern quartz watch rather than a 1930’s watch.
I don’t think I’m familiar with the show.
He returned to the town after the war and set up a doctor’s practice in his father’s place, I think.
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:If you look closely during the 1964 film ‘Zulu’ about the battle of Rorke’s Drift (1879), you can see that some of the Zulu warriors are wearing modern wristwatches.
Forget the name of the detective show from the ABC set in regional Victoria in the 1930’s?
Had another forgettable male star who was later accused of sexual harrassment. Not sureof the outcome of that.Anyway, he was wearing a modern quartz watch rather than a 1930’s watch.
Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries?
Nope. That was more authentic in attention to such small details IIRC.
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Forget the name of the detective show from the ABC set in regional Victoria in the 1930’s?
Had another forgettable male star who was later accused of sexual harrassment. Not sureof the outcome of that.Anyway, he was wearing a modern quartz watch rather than a 1930’s watch.
Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries?
Nope. That was more authentic in attention to such small details IIRC.
dr blake?
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries?
Nope. That was more authentic in attention to such small details IIRC.
dr blake?
I was also about to suggest that …
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doctor_Blake_Mysteries
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries?
Nope. That was more authentic in attention to such small details IIRC.
dr blake?
Yep. That’s the one.
AussieDJ said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Nope. That was more authentic in attention to such small details IIRC.
dr blake?
I was also about to suggest that …
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doctor_Blake_Mysteries
It all comes flooding back into the empty brian cells.
AussieDJ said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Nope. That was more authentic in attention to such small details IIRC.
dr blake?
I was also about to suggest that …
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doctor_Blake_Mysteries
Oh okay yeah I have heard of but not seen.
In fairness to Craig he was acquitted on all charges and the police agreed to pay his legal fees. I think this case highlights the need for the “intimacy coordinators” that they have on film sets but probably a stage production couldn’t afford.
dv said:
AussieDJ said:
ChrispenEvan said:dr blake?
I was also about to suggest that …
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doctor_Blake_Mysteries
Oh okay yeah I have heard of but not seen.
In fairness to Craig he was acquitted on all charges and the police agreed to pay his legal fees. I think this case highlights the need for the “intimacy coordinators” that they have on film sets but probably a stage production couldn’t afford.
Yep now I recall reading that as well.

dv said:
roughbarked said:
I’ve seen a few such things in various movies but often it turns out that this was a set photo from a rehearsal, rather than a frame from the movie (e.g. the plane in Troy).
There’s all sorts of things that pop up in films, and, to be fair, in some of the more ‘fantastical’ ones where disbelief needs to be suspended for a bit, it’s understandable.
For instance, in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, there’s the German soldiers. Not only are they wearing uniforms which did not exist at the nominal time (1936), but there’s the use of the ‘Afrika Korps’ symbol, which did not exist until 1941, and many of them are carrying weapons which did not exist, even in their initial form, until 1938.
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
roughbarked said:
I’ve seen a few such things in various movies but often it turns out that this was a set photo from a rehearsal, rather than a frame from the movie (e.g. the plane in Troy).
There’s all sorts of things that pop up in films, and, to be fair, in some of the more ‘fantastical’ ones where disbelief needs to be suspended for a bit, it’s understandable.
For instance, in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, there’s the German soldiers. Not only are they wearing uniforms which did not exist at the nominal time (1936), but there’s the use of the ‘Afrika Korps’ symbol, which did not exist until 1941, and many of them are carrying weapons which did not exist, even in their initial form, until 1938.
The Nazis are pre-war in all the movies aren’t they
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
roughbarked said:
I’ve seen a few such things in various movies but often it turns out that this was a set photo from a rehearsal, rather than a frame from the movie (e.g. the plane in Troy).
There’s all sorts of things that pop up in films, and, to be fair, in some of the more ‘fantastical’ ones where disbelief needs to be suspended for a bit, it’s understandable.
For instance, in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, there’s the German soldiers. Not only are they wearing uniforms which did not exist at the nominal time (1936), but there’s the use of the ‘Afrika Korps’ symbol, which did not exist until 1941, and many of them are carrying weapons which did not exist, even in their initial form, until 1938.
Yeah that was a bit of a glaring oversight.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:I’ve seen a few such things in various movies but often it turns out that this was a set photo from a rehearsal, rather than a frame from the movie (e.g. the plane in Troy).
There’s all sorts of things that pop up in films, and, to be fair, in some of the more ‘fantastical’ ones where disbelief needs to be suspended for a bit, it’s understandable.
For instance, in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, there’s the German soldiers. Not only are they wearing uniforms which did not exist at the nominal time (1936), but there’s the use of the ‘Afrika Korps’ symbol, which did not exist until 1941, and many of them are carrying weapons which did not exist, even in their initial form, until 1938.
Yeah that was a bit of a glaring oversight.
Buit, it was basically just a cinematic comic book, and it made it easier when the audience was presented with ‘symbols’ that they’d encountered before.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:There’s all sorts of things that pop up in films, and, to be fair, in some of the more ‘fantastical’ ones where disbelief needs to be suspended for a bit, it’s understandable.
For instance, in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, there’s the German soldiers. Not only are they wearing uniforms which did not exist at the nominal time (1936), but there’s the use of the ‘Afrika Korps’ symbol, which did not exist until 1941, and many of them are carrying weapons which did not exist, even in their initial form, until 1938.
Yeah that was a bit of a glaring oversight.
Buit, it was basically just a cinematic comic book, and it made it easier when the audience was presented with ‘symbols’ that they’d encountered before.
It seemed to have worked.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:I’ve seen a few such things in various movies but often it turns out that this was a set photo from a rehearsal, rather than a frame from the movie (e.g. the plane in Troy).
There’s all sorts of things that pop up in films, and, to be fair, in some of the more ‘fantastical’ ones where disbelief needs to be suspended for a bit, it’s understandable.
For instance, in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, there’s the German soldiers. Not only are they wearing uniforms which did not exist at the nominal time (1936), but there’s the use of the ‘Afrika Korps’ symbol, which did not exist until 1941, and many of them are carrying weapons which did not exist, even in their initial form, until 1938.
Yeah that was a bit of a glaring oversight.
sarah did braveheart as a major study in school. She found pages of mistakes but one was landrover in a battle scene.
Sometimes these can be a bit nitpicky.
The first Sherlock Holmes movie was set in 1890 and Holmes can be seen driving a four wheeled Benz. At that time only the three wheeled versions had reached the stage of commercial production. IDK, maybe he obtained a beta version.
The movie Primer is set in 2004 and shows people using a small time machine, whereas time travel was not invented until 2027.
Also, the Doctor’s Tardis is bigger on the inside than the outside, whereas in real life those police boxes are slightly smaller on the inside than the outside.
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:There’s all sorts of things that pop up in films, and, to be fair, in some of the more ‘fantastical’ ones where disbelief needs to be suspended for a bit, it’s understandable.
For instance, in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, there’s the German soldiers. Not only are they wearing uniforms which did not exist at the nominal time (1936), but there’s the use of the ‘Afrika Korps’ symbol, which did not exist until 1941, and many of them are carrying weapons which did not exist, even in their initial form, until 1938.
Yeah that was a bit of a glaring oversight.
sarah did braveheart as a major study in school. She found pages of mistakes but one was landrover in a battle scene.

dv said:
Sometimes these can be a bit nitpicky.
The first Sherlock Holmes movie was set in 1890 and Holmes can be seen driving a four wheeled Benz. At that time only the three wheeled versions had reached the stage of commercial production. IDK, maybe he obtained a beta version.The movie Primer is set in 2004 and shows people using a small time machine, whereas time travel was not invented until 2027.
Really dv?
Surely you know that the claimed invention of time travel in 2027 was reported to be a complete scam in 2028.
Bubblecar said:
Also, the Doctor’s Tardis is bigger on the inside than the outside, whereas in real life those police boxes are slightly smaller on the inside than the outside.
Have you ever been inside one?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
Also, the Doctor’s Tardis is bigger on the inside than the outside, whereas in real life those police boxes are slightly smaller on the inside than the outside.
Have you ever been inside one?
Not personally but I have read reports.
I’ve not seen any colour photos of those boxes taken before 1963.
http://www.policeboxes.com

dv said:
I’ve not seen any colour photos of those boxes taken before 1963.
I reckon you could convince a lot of people the world was black and white back then
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Sometimes these can be a bit nitpicky.
The first Sherlock Holmes movie was set in 1890 and Holmes can be seen driving a four wheeled Benz. At that time only the three wheeled versions had reached the stage of commercial production. IDK, maybe he obtained a beta version.The movie Primer is set in 2004 and shows people using a small time machine, whereas time travel was not invented until 2027.
Really dv?
Surely you know that the claimed invention of time travel in 2027 was reported to be a complete scam in 2028.
LOL
fsm said:
Well played Sir.
Did I post these already? Who can say.


dv said:
AussieDJ said:
ChrispenEvan said:dr blake?
I was also about to suggest that …
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doctor_Blake_Mysteries
Oh okay yeah I have heard of but not seen.
In fairness to Craig he was acquitted on all charges and the police agreed to pay his legal fees. I think this case highlights the need for the “intimacy coordinators” that they have on film sets but probably a stage production couldn’t afford.
We commented the other day after watching the ballet that hands go everywhere in ballet.
(I’m catching up with today’s discussions here)

ChrispenEvan said:
Is that a meme?
Seems like a reasonable comment to me?
I guess I’m missing something.
ChrispenEvan said:
It just resonated with the masses.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Is that a meme?
Seems like a reasonable comment to me?
I guess I’m missing something.
I’m assuming it is attributing something complex and profound to someone who’s claim to fame is anything but.

Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
Also, the Doctor’s Tardis is bigger on the inside than the outside, whereas in real life those police boxes are slightly smaller on the inside than the outside.
Have you ever been inside one?
Not personally but I have read reports.
In every capital city, your ABC has a small studio or two, which are used for interviewing guests who can’t make it to the studio from where the interview is being conducted. In true BBC fashion, these studios are called tardis booths. (There’s some discussion on what the plural of tardis is – tardes, tardises or tardii are some of the options bandied about.)
In relation to the above, yes I have been in a tardis – the ABC one, not the Doctor one.

Dark Orange said:
Haven’t these people heard of this?
“You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold guiltless anyone who takes his name in vain.


Witty Rejoinder said:
And you think that is realistic?
PermeateFree said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
And you think that is realistic?
you’re right, weird would be a compliment
SCIENCE said:
PermeateFree said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
And you think that is realistic?
you’re right, weird would be a compliment
It’s just rubbish even for social media. Just as well he can ignore this type of crap.

fsm said:
:)

ChrispenEvan said:
for motoring up the stairs
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/WyCf18p4uFreNBqY/
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/WyCf18p4uFreNBqY/
bit weird.
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/WyCf18p4uFreNBqY/
It can be like that sometimes.
Dark Orange said:
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1849257967662530560/pu/vid/avc1/576×1024/Uhuml9n1MlsrASwP.mp4?tag=12
Heh.



fsm said:
Probably geckoes?
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
Probably geckoes?
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
Probably geckoes?
Speaking of geckos. The house geckos here are alcoholics. They climb into my wine glass and drink the dregs every night.
How do they make it home?
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:Probably geckoes?
Speaking of geckos. The house geckos here are alcoholics. They climb into my wine glass and drink the dregs every night.How do they make it home?
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:Speaking of geckos. The house geckos here are alcoholics. They climb into my wine glass and drink the dregs every night.
How do they make it home?
Fall off the coffee table, stagger across the floor, climb the nearest wall.
Luckily there were no gecko cops.
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
Probably geckoes?
Speaking of geckos. The house geckos here are alcoholics. They climb into my wine glass and drink the dregs every night.
Mine sneak into my Gin bottles.


Australian horror for Halloween.
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Australian horror for Halloween.
Put your right foot in…
https://youtu.be/e4OBVYia74U?si=WO0hywP9rus7SAoK
In the US, a policeman handles a traffic stop extremely well because of the driver, who insists identifying as a cat.

ChrispenEvan said:
PMSL.
:)
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
PMSL.
:)
Surely deserving of a prize.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
PMSL.
:)
Surely deserving of a prize.
Indeed
A few days ago, someone posted a Twitter screenshot containing a post by a menswear blogger, and I made the comment that he was not someone to cross, as his online insults were second to none.
May I present Exhibit A:



https://www.facebook.com/share/r/f1SwMa2opqGpmw7F/
ChrispenEvan said:
Reminds me a knock knock joke I heard in my teens.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Garn.
Garn who?
Garn get fucked!
.
As it turns out, I wrote that “joke” in the dust in the ceiling of a wheat silo near the town of Williams. Three years later, I got a phone call from one of the guys that still worked there, he was the next victim to have to clean the inside of the silo, and saw it on the roof, and knew it was me that did it.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1032320618541381?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
Bye
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1032320618541381?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=eBye
great video and great dancer.
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1032320618541381?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=eBye
great video and great dancer.
Fat Boy Slim _ Weapon of Choice.






ChrispenEvan said:
The Sumerians were some of the earliest people to use copper to make useful items, ranging from spearheads to chisels and razors, according to the Copper Development Association.
They also made art with copper, including dramatic panels depicting fantastical animals such as an eagle with a lion’s head. According to Kramer, Sumerian metallurgists used furnaces heated by reeds and controlled the temperature with bellows that could be worked with their hands or feet.
https://www.history.com/news/sumerians-inventions-mesopotamia
ChrispenEvan said:
Ha!
No complaints from me.
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Ha!
No complaints from me.
:)
Can you explain it to me, ‘cos I apparently barked up the wrong tree.
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Ha!
No complaints from me.
:)
Can you explain it to me, ‘cos I apparently barked up the wrong tree.
…I haven’t seen this motion picture or its sequels.
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:Ha!
No complaints from me.
:)
Can you explain it to me, ‘cos I apparently barked up the wrong tree.
…I haven’t seen this motion picture or its sequels.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir
ChrispenEvan said:
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:Can you explain it to me, ‘cos I apparently barked up the wrong tree.
…I haven’t seen this motion picture or its sequels.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir
Ah, there you are then. And I’d heard of that tablet, but hadn’t encountered associated memes.
Bubblecar said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Bubblecar said:…I haven’t seen this motion picture or its sequels.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir
Ah, there you are then. And I’d heard of that tablet, but hadn’t encountered associated memes.
Well now you have, Einstein.
dv said:
where’s his other hand

ChrispenEvan said:
what’s behind this
then
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
what’s behind this
then
anusbis?
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:ChrispenEvan said:
what’s behind this
then
anusbis?
Pay that one.
ChrispenEvan said:
LOL
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/UynR3Zd9×9sTGM1m/



Astute.
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
ass tute
SCIENCE said:
ass tute
a tutorial from a donkey?
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/mF1EhA3BuFdTNya4/
Networking




ah but the irony is
SCIENCE said:
ah but the irony is
totally non-obvious to some.
What is an NPC?
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
ah but the irony is
totally non-obvious to some.
What is an NPC?
Non-player character — characters that appear (usually) in video games that are not controlled by the player. Calling a person an NPC generally denotes that they do no have any free agency of their own (unlike the player controlled characters), that their intellect and psychology are controlled by simple social “algorithms” the same way non-player characters in games are controlled by simple algorithms written in to the code. Calling someone an NPC is basically claiming that the person goes through life without any independent thoughts, conforming without question to the norms of society that have been “programmed” in to them.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
ah but the irony is
totally non-obvious to some.
What is an NPC?

The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
ah but the irony is
totally non-obvious to some.
What is an NPC?
Non obvious remins me of great Ron Obvious, who of course was managed by Luige Vercottie.
ChrispenEvan said:
Queenslanders are smart enough to learn that having elected a LNP government is a mistake.
However, they’re also dumb enough to do that on a regular basis.

ChrispenEvan said:
I’m an experrt. I’ve done it six times.
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I’m an experrt. I’ve done it six times.
There’s one r in expert.
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I’m an experrt. I’ve done it six times.
There’s one r in expert.
He stuttered. ;)
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:I’m an experrt. I’ve done it six times.
There’s one r in expert.
He stuttered. ;)

fsm said:
At least he’s got a safety harness on.
fsm said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
At least he’s got a safety harness on.
Shopped.
fsm said:
One can see that he failed his work safety test.
ChrispenEvan said:
Our number plates don’t say that. They say “Queensland – Sunshine State”. I don’t know whether I’ve ever seen number plates that say that. I’ll keep my eyes open though.
ChrispenEvan said:
Shopped.

Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Our number plates don’t say that. They say “Queensland – Sunshine State”. I don’t know whether I’ve ever seen number plates that say that. I’ll keep my eyes open though.
Yeah. It is ‘shopped.



Who’s for a game of cricket?
Dark Orange said:
Who’s for a game of cricket?
Are they cluster bomblets
Dark Orange said:
Who’s for a game of cricket?
I dont have time to google how bombs are made.. are they individual small explosives? I guess the idea is that a hit would send many of them flying and more damage? Like a shot gun shell?
Cymek said:
Dark Orange said:
Who’s for a game of cricket?
Are they cluster bomblets
Kinder surprise.
Cymek said:
Dark Orange said:
Who’s for a game of cricket?
Are they cluster bomblets
Yes.
Arts said:
Dark Orange said:
Who’s for a game of cricket?
I dont have time to google how bombs are made.. are they individual small explosives? I guess the idea is that a hit would send many of them flying and more damage? Like a shot gun shell?
yes, cluster munitions. wide area anti-personnel and unhardened stuff.
Arts said:
Dark Orange said:
Who’s for a game of cricket?
I dont have time to google how bombs are made.. are they individual small explosives? I guess the idea is that a hit would send many of them flying and more damage? Like a shot gun shell?
Yeah, cluster bombs.
The container is supposed to open and all the bomblets rain down on an area.
Dark Orange said:
Cymek said:
Dark Orange said:
Who’s for a game of cricket?
Are they cluster bomblets
Yes.

Dark Orange said:
Arts said:
Dark Orange said:
Who’s for a game of cricket?
I dont have time to google how bombs are made.. are they individual small explosives? I guess the idea is that a hit would send many of them flying and more damage? Like a shot gun shell?
Yeah, cluster bombs.
The container is supposed to open and all the bomblets rain down on an area.
what sets off the bomblets? or ignite then scatter? there must be some lead time…
Dark Orange said:
Who’s for a game of cricket?
Looks like a nasty giant pea pod that’s split open, revealing evil peas.
Dark Orange said:
Arts said:
Dark Orange said:
Who’s for a game of cricket?
I dont have time to google how bombs are made.. are they individual small explosives? I guess the idea is that a hit would send many of them flying and more damage? Like a shot gun shell?
Yeah, cluster bombs.
The container is supposed to open and all the bomblets rain down on an area.
Taking out runways and such isnt it.
They really do look appealing to play with if you were unaware of what they are.
Arts said:
Dark Orange said:
Arts said:I dont have time to google how bombs are made.. are they individual small explosives? I guess the idea is that a hit would send many of them flying and more damage? Like a shot gun shell?
Yeah, cluster bombs.
The container is supposed to open and all the bomblets rain down on an area.
what sets off the bomblets? or ignite then scatter? there must be some lead time…
Different fuses on several different types of ‘submunitions’ (the little spheres) that look much the same. This is an American bomb, but Russia has almost identical weapons.
Those ridges you see on the balls cause the balls to spin once the containing casing breaks open in mid-air, and the resulting ‘centrifugal’ force sets them to the ‘armed’ state. They have to rotate very fast to do that, a couple of thousand rpm.
.
Some have time delay fuses, some have impact fuses, some have ‘trembler’ fuses..
They’re meant to disperse, be armed in falling, and explode whenever. Te fact that these have not gone off, and are still in the casing, indicates that the bomb was dropped from too low an altitude, and the ‘submunitions’ are not armed.
But, i wouldn’t be taking one home as a souvenir.
https://youtu.be/JFGQdvYIJ0M?si=4LF2fbU93FKJPCaw
Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding
dv said:
https://youtu.be/JFGQdvYIJ0M?si=4LF2fbU93FKJPCaw
Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding
now lift the right one up outstretched above the horizontal and say the same
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
https://youtu.be/JFGQdvYIJ0M?si=4LF2fbU93FKJPCaw
Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding
now lift the right one up outstretched above the horizontal and say the same
Or you’re a midget.

Kingy said:
At least the bastard thing still printed without magenta.
party_pants said:
Kingy said:
At least the bastard thing still printed without magenta.
PC Load Letter…
furious said:
party_pants said:
Kingy said:
At least the bastard thing still printed without magenta.
PC Load Letter…
reset default paper size to A4 .. again
party_pants said:
furious said:
party_pants said:At least the bastard thing still printed without magenta.
PC Load Letter…
reset default paper size to A4 .. again
WTF is “cyan”?!
Kingy said:
party_pants said:
furious said:PC Load Letter…
reset default paper size to A4 .. again
WTF is “cyan”?!
sky blue.


dv said:
:)
Brown trousers time.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1851379585352335360/pu/vid/avc1/518×480/LPjV5SmvBiNHfifg.mp4?tag=12
Dark Orange said:
Brown trousers time.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1851379585352335360/pu/vid/avc1/518×480/LPjV5SmvBiNHfifg.mp4?tag=12
oops…
Dark Orange said:
Dark Orange said:Brown trousers time.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1851379585352335360/pu/vid/avc1/518×480/LPjV5SmvBiNHfifg.mp4?tag=12
oops…
I reckon.
Dark Orange said:
Dark Orange said:
Brown trousers time.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1851379585352335360/pu/vid/avc1/518×480/LPjV5SmvBiNHfifg.mp4?tag=12
oops…
don’t let that × hit you on the way up
not a meme but still funny.


like the time they asked why polar bear needed camouflage since it has no natural predator
Spiny Norman said:
:)
SCIENCE said:
like the time they asked why polar bear needed camouflage since it has no natural predator
maybe it is for being a predator and so wishes to remain unseeable by its prey.
SCIENCE said:
like the time they asked why polar bear needed camouflage since it has no natural predator
I went shopping for camouflage pants the other day, but I didn’t see any.
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:like the time they asked why polar bear needed camouflage since it has no natural predator
I went shopping for camouflage pants the other day, but I didn’t see any.
pity. you could have worn them at work with your hi-viz jacket.
ChrispenEvan said:
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:like the time they asked why polar bear needed camouflage since it has no natural predator
I went shopping for camouflage pants the other day, but I didn’t see any.
pity. you could have worn them at work with your hi-viz jacket.
In my local shops on a weekday evening, the best way to be inconspicuous is to wear a hi-vis work shirt.




dv said:
I finds it strange the one of the SOAD singers is a Trump supporter
dv said:
yes
dv said:
we cried tears of joy and happiness

SCIENCE said:
dv said:
we cried tears of joy and happiness
It is only the blues.
let’s jazz that up a bit?
76,285 views Premiered Oct 26, 2024 #JackBruce #TheBestIsYetToCome
A Jam Session performed by Jack Bruce, Fela Kuti, Ian Anderson and Eberhard Schoener & Band on the German TV program “Rock- und Klassiknacht”, recorded at Circus Atlas in Munich, Germany, on November 15th, 1983.Jam Session

dv said:
Can I phone a friend on this one?
Kingy said:
dv said:
Can I phone a friend on this one?
Jack Bruce / Gary Husband / Gary Moore – White Room (The Cream Of Cream DVD, 1998)

sarahs mum said:
As I said to an american forum I happen to frequent;
Best I can do is that in October here, the sun has moved back from its winter position to where it starts beating down all day.
Australians have never really had an interest in Halloween until Big Business from America started marketing it big time here in the past decade.
Pumpkins are for eating. They are also not ripe at this time of year. So, no pumpkins to use.
Nothing about Halloween makes any sense in Australia. We aren’t scared of witches here.
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
As I said to an american forum I happen to frequent;
Best I can do is that in October here, the sun has moved back from its winter position to where it starts beating down all day.
Australians have never really had an interest in Halloween until Big Business from America started marketing it big time here in the past decade.Pumpkins are for eating. They are also not ripe at this time of year. So, no pumpkins to use.
Nothing about Halloween makes any sense in Australia. We aren’t scared of witches here.
The sunrise in October as above. ^

roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
As I said to an american forum I happen to frequent;
Best I can do is that in October here, the sun has moved back from its winter position to where it starts beating down all day.
Australians have never really had an interest in Halloween until Big Business from America started marketing it big time here in the past decade.Pumpkins are for eating. They are also not ripe at this time of year. So, no pumpkins to use.
Nothing about Halloween makes any sense in Australia. We aren’t scared of witches here.
as I wrote in my exegesis, Americans practice Scottishness in the diaspora so that it might seem unrecognisable to Scots.
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
As I said to an american forum I happen to frequent;
Best I can do is that in October here, the sun has moved back from its winter position to where it starts beating down all day.
Australians have never really had an interest in Halloween until Big Business from America started marketing it big time here in the past decade.Pumpkins are for eating. They are also not ripe at this time of year. So, no pumpkins to use.
Nothing about Halloween makes any sense in Australia. We aren’t scared of witches here.
as I wrote in my exegesis, Americans practice Scottishness in the diaspora so that it might seem unrecognisable to Scots.
aye!
Kingy said:
dv said:
Can I phone a friend on this one?
well I know who the people are.
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
As I said to an american forum I happen to frequent;
Best I can do is that in October here, the sun has moved back from its winter position to where it starts beating down all day.
Australians have never really had an interest in Halloween until Big Business from America started marketing it big time here in the past decade.Pumpkins are for eating. They are also not ripe at this time of year. So, no pumpkins to use.
Nothing about Halloween makes any sense in Australia. We aren’t scared of witches here.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Kingy said:
dv said:
Can I phone a friend on this one?
well I know who the people are.
Cleese: (bowler hat, black jacket and pinstriped trousers) I look down on him (Indicates Barker) because I am upper-class.
Barker: (Pork-pie hat and raincoat) I look up to him (Cleese) because he is upper-class; but I look down on him (Corbett) because he is lower-class. I am middle-class.
Corbett: (Cloth cap and muffler) I know my place. I look up to them both. But I don’t look up to him (Barker) as much as I look up to him (Cleese), because he has got innate breeding.
Cleese: I have got innate breeding, but I have not got any money. So sometimes I look up (bends knees, does so) to him (Barker).
Barker: I still look up to him (Cleese) because although I have money, I am vulgar. But I am not as vulgar as him (Corbett) so I still look down on him (Corbett).
Corbett: I know my place. I look up to them both; but while I am poor, I am honest, industrious and trustworthy. Had I the inclination, I could look down on them. But I don’t.
Barker: We all know our place, but what do we get out of it?
Cleese: I get a feeling of superiority over them.
Barker: I get a feeling of inferiority from him, (Cleese), but a feeling of superiority over him (Corbett).
Corbett: I get a pain in the back of my neck.
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:As I said to an american forum I happen to frequent;
Best I can do is that in October here, the sun has moved back from its winter position to where it starts beating down all day.
Australians have never really had an interest in Halloween until Big Business from America started marketing it big time here in the past decade.Pumpkins are for eating. They are also not ripe at this time of year. So, no pumpkins to use.
Nothing about Halloween makes any sense in Australia. We aren’t scared of witches here.
as I wrote in my exegesis, Americans practice Scottishness in the diaspora so that it might seem unrecognisable to Scots.
aye!
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:as I wrote in my exegesis, Americans practice Scottishness in the diaspora so that it might seem unrecognisable to Scots.
aye!
Shouldn’t that be Och aye. (with an optional laddie )
O’im O’irish mate.
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:aye!
Shouldn’t that be Och aye. (with an optional laddie )O’im O’irish mate.

roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:aye!
Shouldn’t that be Och aye. (with an optional laddie )O’im O’irish mate.
the irish carve turnips.
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:Shouldn’t that be Och aye. (with an optional laddie )
O’im O’irish mate.
Shore and begorrah, so you are.
Or I was until my grandparents refused the lawyers who came and said, “It is now your castle”.
They said, “We are struggling Australians now. What do we want with managing a draughty old castle back on the Emerald Isle?”
ChrispenEvan said:
🤯
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:O’im O’irish mate.
Shore and begorrah, so you are.Or I was until my grandparents refused the lawyers who came and said, “It is now your castle”.
They said, “We are struggling Australians now. What do we want with managing a draughty old castle back on the Emerald Isle?”
Kingy said:
dv said:
Can I phone a friend on this one?
Somewhat dated reference but I’d expect the older forumers to understand.
dv said:
Kingy said:
dv said:
Can I phone a friend on this one?
Somewhat dated reference but I’d expect the older forumers to understand.
We do.

ChrispenEvan said:
isn’t that what Meta Player Westworld is for
ChrispenEvan said:
Lol
ChrispenEvan said:
Someday’s you eat the bear…?
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Kingy said:Can I phone a friend on this one?
Somewhat dated reference but I’d expect the older forumers to understand.
We do.
Speak for yourself.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:Somewhat dated reference but I’d expect the older forumers to understand.
We do.
Speak for yourself.
We did.

ChrispenEvan said:
Climate Protests Would Have Prevented This ¡
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:We do.
Speak for yourself.
We did.
Sorry, I didn’t know you are yet another of this forum’s pluralities.
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
We do.
Speak for yourself.
We did.
LOL
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Speak for yourself.
We did.
Sorry, I didn’t know you are yet another of this forum’s pluralities.
Anyway, I know it is the three Ronnies, famed for looking down on each other, but I don’t see the significance of the arrows, which seem to be going in random directions, or the shapes they are placed within.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Speak for yourself.
We did.
Sorry, I didn’t know you are yet another of this forum’s pluralities.
Personally I a singularity. I’m either small and dense or don’t exist.
The Rev Dodgson said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:We did.
Sorry, I didn’t know you are yet another of this forum’s pluralities.
Anyway, I know it is the three Ronnies, famed for looking down on each other, but I don’t see the significance of the arrows, which seem to be going in random directions, or the shapes they are placed within.
Engineers seem to need a map.
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
We did.
Sorry, I didn’t know you are yet another of this forum’s pluralities.
Personally I a singularity. I’m either small and dense or don’t exist.
We(0,0,0)’re Just A Nullity
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Sorry, I didn’t know you are yet another of this forum’s pluralities.
Anyway, I know it is the three Ronnies, famed for looking down on each other, but I don’t see the significance of the arrows, which seem to be going in random directions, or the shapes they are placed within.
Engineers seem to need a map.
thanks

SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Sorry, I didn’t know you are yet another of this forum’s pluralities.
Personally I a singularity. I’m either small and dense or don’t exist.
We(0,0,0)’re Just A Nullity
speaking of all that we(1,1,1) know the linguistic crossover has long been recognised here but perhaps like how we(1,0,0) say love or cancer for 人工智能 depending on the value, it’s time to say us(1,1,1) for 女性 and the language skills of this community will continue to benefit
SCIENCE said:
plumbers too
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2011/oct/03/mapping-the-body-sigmoid-colon

They seek ‘im here, they seek ‘im there
dv said:
SCIENCE said:plumbers too
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2011/oct/03/mapping-the-body-sigmoid-colon
They seek ‘im here, they seek ‘im there
Heh.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Anyway, I know it is the three Ronnies, famed for looking down on each other, but I don’t see the significance of the arrows, which seem to be going in random directions, or the shapes they are placed within.
Engineers seem to need a map.
thanks
Ah, well now it all makes sense.
I’ll just have to check they have the accents right.


ChrispenEvan said:
1812 overture.

dv said:
some gallic sense of humour?
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
some gallic sense of humour?
Hmm why gallic?

dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
some gallic sense of humour?
Hmm why gallic?
Look at what is written on the bin.
dv said:
Both proving, “a smile costs nothing”.
dv said:
Spalding Jr is encouraging me to install Linux Mint.
I have tried Linux Ubuntu previously, but got tired of having to go and hunt for extensions and scripts and apps and pseudoapps and Uncle Tom Cobley and all whenever i wanted to actually wanted to do something.
But he assures me that Mint is a vastly more convenient kettle of ish.



sarahs mum said:
doesn’t that just mean you have a task set that you have not completed
SCIENCE said:
sarahs mum said:
doesn’t that just mean you have a task set that you have not completed
that’s the way it is.
sarahs mum said:
Actually, I wouldn’t mind that.

sarahs mum said:
yeah we just went back and napped until 1200 to be honest

dv said:
But Without The IMP Is It Really Halloween


Punny halloween costume

Spooky maths
dv said:
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Spooky maths
I have to agree there.
dv said:
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Spooky maths
Yeah, I noted that.
The lake itself seems rather pretty and picturesque. Hard to believe anyone drowning there.
dv said:
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Spooky maths
One was saved.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
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Spooky maths
One was saved.
Maybe one of them died twice.
party_pants said:
dv said:
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Spooky maths
Yeah, I noted that.
The lake itself seems rather pretty and picturesque. Hard to believe anyone drowning there.
Man I lived next to a picturesque reservoir for several years that was a popular suicide location.

sarahs mum said:

Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars were filmed at the same location.
dv said:
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Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars were filmed at the same location.
Even on the same planet.
dv said:
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Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars were filmed at the same location.
THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE.
Peak Warming Man said:
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars were filmed at the same location.
Even on the same planet.
THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE.
see how easy it was to fake the moon landings from this flat platform
SCIENCE said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Bubblecar said:
Even on the same planet.
THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE.
see how easy it was to fake the moon landings from this flat platform
THEY HAVEN’T BEEN BACK TO THE MOON BECAUSE MODERN TECHNOLOGY WOULD FIND THEM OUT.
Peak Warming Man said:
SCIENCE said:Peak Warming Man said:
THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE.
see how easy it was to fake the moon landings from this flat platform
THEY HAVEN’T BEEN BACK TO THE MOON BECAUSE MODERN TECHNOLOGY WOULD FIND THEM OUT.
THEY HAD THE COMPUTING POWER OF A WRIST WATCH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Spalding Jr is encouraging me to install Linux Mint.
I have tried Linux Ubuntu previously, but got tired of having to go and hunt for extensions and scripts and apps and pseudoapps and Uncle Tom Cobley and all whenever i wanted to actually wanted to do something.
But he assures me that Mint is a vastly more convenient kettle of ish.
trigger warning
etc
etc
etc
etc
etc
etc
etc
etc




dv said:
That’s why theoretical mathematicians shouldn’t make maps.
dv said:
But as you zoom in and map coastlines in ever increasing detail, you get to a point where position cannot be defined and it no longer makes any sense to continue making the line longer.
So no country has a coastline of infinite length, or anywhere near it.
Dark Orange said:
dv said:
That’s why theoretical mathematicians shouldn’t make maps.
Scrub what I just said and replace it with that.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Dark Orange said:
dv said:
That’s why theoretical mathematicians shouldn’t make maps.
Scrub what I just said and replace it with that.
Luckily there are other measures of things like fractal dimension that do not immediately end up in singularity so the actual sentiment is that this is why not all theoretical mathematicians …

Gypped
dv said:
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Gypped
The ANCIENTS they knew¡
dv said:
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Gypped
“Typically used to describe feeling cheated or disadvantaged, “gypped” is actually a reference to the term “gypsy” an offensive term used to inaccurately refer to the Romani people.”
They were vagrants who roamed the land gypping people.

Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Gypped
“Typically used to describe feeling cheated or disadvantaged, “gypped” is actually a reference to the term “gypsy” an offensive term used to inaccurately refer to the Romani people.”
They were vagrants who roamed the land gypping people.
Now Do GIFed¡
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
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Gypped
“Typically used to describe feeling cheated or disadvantaged, “gypped” is actually a reference to the term “gypsy” an offensive term used to inaccurately refer to the Romani people.”
They were vagrants who roamed the land gypping people.
Mitt was hard done by
dv said:
Seems a little excessive.
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
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Gypped
“Typically used to describe feeling cheated or disadvantaged, “gypped” is actually a reference to the term “gypsy” an offensive term used to inaccurately refer to the Romani people.”
They were vagrants who roamed the land gypping people.
Mitt was hard done by
good catch
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Seems a little excessive.
Is This Like How On Forums Like These We(1,1,1) Are Always Full Of Helpful Suggestions On How People Can Improve
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
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Gypped
“Typically used to describe feeling cheated or disadvantaged, “gypped” is actually a reference to the term “gypsy” an offensive term used to inaccurately refer to the Romani people.”
They were vagrants who roamed the land gypping people.
Mitt was hard done by
He’s one of them people who roam the land trying to gypp people into believing in Maroni.
Next time someone calls it gypped we’re just going to assume they broke their arm or something and scored a cast or a splint.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:“Typically used to describe feeling cheated or disadvantaged, “gypped” is actually a reference to the term “gypsy” an offensive term used to inaccurately refer to the Romani people.”
They were vagrants who roamed the land gypping people.
Mitt was hard done by
He’s one of them people who roam the land trying to gypp people into believing in Maroni.
didn’t know whether to post this here or in the rev’s thread.

SCIENCE said:
Next time someone calls it gypped we’re just going to assume they broke their arm or something and scored a cast or a splint.
Tamb said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Mitt was hard done by
He’s one of them people who roam the land trying to gypp people into believing in Maroni.
This Maroni? “Bony Moronie” by Larry Williams, released in 1957.

ChrispenEvan said:
didn’t know whether to post this here or in the rev’s thread.
癌
dv said:
I was cursing someone for that just the other day.
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:
Next time someone calls it gypped we’re just going to assume they broke their arm or something and scored a cast or a splint.
If you are charged for setting it then it would be a gypsum.


Sous-chef Callum McApplecrap invented a skillet
with a built-in camera, so you can keep an eye on
the bottom of your steak or egg while it cooks.
No more burnt food!
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:
Next time someone calls it gypped we’re just going to assume they broke their arm or something and scored a cast or a splint.
If you are charged for setting it then it would be a gypsum.
ChrispenEvan said:
Sous-chef Callum McApplecrap invented a skillet
with a built-in camera, so you can keep an eye on
the bottom of your steak or egg while it cooks.
No more burnt food!
Another Imperialist CHINA Surveillance Capitalism¡
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:“Typically used to describe feeling cheated or disadvantaged, “gypped” is actually a reference to the term “gypsy” an offensive term used to inaccurately refer to the Romani people.”
They were vagrants who roamed the land gypping people.
Mitt was hard done by
He’s one of them people who roam the land trying to gypp people into believing in Maroni.
Nice
SCIENCE said:
Next time someone calls it gypped we’re just going to assume they broke their arm or something and scored a cast or a splint.
That rocks
ChrispenEvan said:
didn’t know whether to post this here or in the rev’s thread.
What non-Hermitian QM taught me about B2B sales.
Peak Warming Man said:
He’s one of them people who roam the land trying to gypp people into believing in Maroni.
I think that you’ll findthat it’s spelt ‘Moroni’.
Easy to remember: just think of ‘morons’.
captain_spalding said:
Peak Warming Man said:He’s one of them people who roam the land trying to gypp people into believing in Maroni.
I think that you’ll findthat it’s spelt ‘Moroni’.
Easy to remember: just think of ‘morons’.
It’s a popular theme lately.
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:
Peak Warming Man said:He’s one of them people who roam the land trying to gypp people into believing in Maroni.
I think that you’ll findthat it’s spelt ‘Moroni’.
Easy to remember: just think of ‘morons’.
It’s a popular theme lately.
Moron” was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard from the Ancient Greek word μωρός (moros), which meant “dull” and used to describe a person with a mental age in adulthood of between 7 and 10 on the Binet scale.
Tamb said:
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:I think that you’ll findthat it’s spelt ‘Moroni’.
Easy to remember: just think of ‘morons’.
It’s a popular theme lately.
Moron” was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard from the Ancient Greek word μωρός (moros), which meant “dull” and used to describe a person with a mental age in adulthood of between 7 and 10 on the Binet scale.
The ANCIENTS knew the Binet scale?

SCIENCE said:
Too subtle for me I’m afraid
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
Too subtle for me I’m afraid

ruby said:
We mean they could just be redistributed without the sacrifice.
SCIENCE said:
ruby said:
We mean they could just be redistributed without the sacrifice.
Patiently waiting….
waiting….
waiting…..
SCIENCE said:
ruby said:
We mean they could just be redistributed without the sacrifice.
The redistribution would be taken as a sacrifice by those whose finances were redistributed.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:ruby said:
We mean they could just be redistributed without the sacrifice.
The redistribution would be taken as a sacrifice by those whose finances were redistributed.
The king (may his tribe increase) will fix it.
ruby said:
maybe a touch too radical
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
ruby said:
We mean they could just be redistributed without the sacrifice.
The redistribution would be taken as a sacrifice by those whose finances were redistributed.
Good point, we have an even better proposal, at the end of each year the incomes of each rich fuck get adjusted to match the actual amount of tax they paid so if some bastard earns $1000000000 and pays 0 then the $999981800 gets redistributed¡
Lest we forget.

https://youtu.be/nZL_TOV9-m0
ruby said:
:)
Peak Warming Man said:
Lest we forget.
https://youtu.be/nZL_TOV9-m0
lol
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Lest we forget.
https://youtu.be/nZL_TOV9-m0
lol
Robert Ardrey (October 16, 1908 – January 14, 1980) was an American playwright, screenwriter and science writer perhaps best known for The Territorial Imperative (1966). After a Broadway and Hollywood career, he returned to his academic training in anthropology in the 1950s.
“As a playwright and screenwriter Ardrey received many accolades. He was awarded a Guggenheim Fellowship in 1937, won the inaugural Sidney Howard Memorial Award in 1940, and in 1966 received an Academy Award nomination for best screenplay for his script for Khartoum. His most famous play is Thunder Rock.”
And a very prophetic script for Khartoum.
Peak Warming Man said:
Lest we forget.
https://youtu.be/nZL_TOV9-m0
that sign is pretty prophetic, towers get blown, world trans a huge serve to the right



Does this count as a meme?
Oh well, it’s got to go somewhere.

The Rev Dodgson said:
Does this count as a meme?Oh well, it’s got to go somewhere.
and you try telling the yanks of today that and they won’t believe you!
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Does this count as a meme?Oh well, it’s got to go somewhere.
and you try telling the yanks of today that and they won’t believe you!
Not surprising as half the country is dumbed down by poor education.
Tau.Neutrino said:
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Does this count as a meme?
Oh well, it’s got to go somewhere.
and you try telling the yanks of today that and they won’t believe you!
Not surprising as half the country is dumbed down by poor education.
sorry we don’t understand should we(0,0,1) in god trust or not


fsm said:
I reckon Obi Wan would have Doctor Smith’s number and not trust him at all.


But have there been any bottom-related incidents?
dv said:
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But have there been any bottom-related incidents?
Bless thee, Bottom, bless thee. Thou art translated.
dv said:
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But have there been any bottom-related incidents?
Probably too many to mention.

dv said:


poikilotherm said:
Another use for mustard: Nitrogen mustard is a member of a class of chemotherapies called alkylating agents1. It is a derivative of mustard gas and was first used in World War I as a chemical warfare agent.
poikilotherm said:
Dear oh dear.
Tamb said:
poikilotherm said:
Another use for mustard: Nitrogen mustard is a member of a class of chemotherapies called alkylating agents1. It is a derivative of mustard gas and was first used in World War I as a chemical warfare agent.
this is such a gas










dv said:
Huh? Looks like Letterman and Vance
dv said:
Yeah, and…?
dv said:
man, that was a funny show..
ChrispenEvan said:

captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Yeah, and…?
You shouldn’t end a sentence with a conjunction.
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Yeah, and…?
You shouldn’t end a sentence with a conjunction.
Does Three Round Object Line Up In Ellipsis Orbit Wait What
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Yeah, and…?
You shouldn’t end a sentence with a conjunction.
Apologies. Corrected version:
‘…and, yeah?
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
captain_spalding said:Yeah, and…?
You shouldn’t end a sentence with a conjunction.
Apologies. Corrected version:
‘…and, yeah?
Better.





Easy money!!




ChrispenEvan said:
exactly domestic tasks are for underachieving losers which is why certain people naturally fit the role wait
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
exactly domestic tasks are for underachieving losers which is why certain people naturally fit the role wait


dv said:
it’s an older code sir but it checks out



dv said:
Earth Is All USSA ¡

I think this charger was installed upside down
dv said:
I think this charger was installed upside down
so so, we’ve seen power points of all orientations and connectors of all pairings malemale malefemale femalemale femalefemale perhapsother so you just gotta do what you gotta do
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
I think this charger was installed upside down
so so, we’ve seen power points of all orientations and connectors of all pairings malemale malefemale femalemale femalefemale perhapsother so you just gotta do what you gotta do
+Jews!


ChrispenEvan said:
crazy because to do almost anything else there you have to be squeaky clean not just spent unlike here

Spiny Norman said:
The loony left strikes again!
PermeateFree said:
Spiny Norman said:
The loony left strikes again!
Look at how all the millions Looney gave to Orange Toad.
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
crazy because to do almost anything else there you have to be squeaky clean not just spent unlike here
It wasn’t that long ago when, if someone turned up evidence that an American political candidate’s uncle’s neighbour’s cousin’s best friend’s chauffeur’s sister had once thought about kicking a dog, they would have been too ‘tainted’ to be considered for office.
Tau.Neutrino said:
PermeateFree said:
Spiny Norman said:
The loony left strikes again!
Look at how all the millions Looney gave to Orange Toad.
Not ‘gave to’.
‘Invested in’.
With a significant rate of return expected.
PermeateFree said:
Spiny Norman said:
The loony left strikes again!
The pathetic sycophant make another biased comment!
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
crazy because to do almost anything else there you have to be squeaky clean not just spent unlike here
It wasn’t that long ago when, if someone turned up evidence that an American political candidate’s uncle’s neighbour’s cousin’s best friend’s chauffeur’s sister had once thought about kicking a dog, they would have been too ‘tainted’ to be considered for office.
seriously we worked with some fella who’d simply failed to pay for use of a facility once and from then on would be taken aside and interrogated every time they went back to the beautiful great USSA it was awesome good law and order stuff
Spiny Norman said:
PermeateFree said:
Spiny Norman said:
The loony left strikes again!
The pathetic sycophant make another biased comment!
LOL
Not much difference between the Loony Left and the Rooted Right. They are both as daft as each other, and might I say they are very, very, very biased. :))))
Spiny Norman said:
This sort of stuff is why Kamal lost and why we have to put up with the buffoon for 4 more years.
Peak Warming Man said:
Spiny Norman said:
This sort of stuff is why Kamal lost and why we have to put up with the buffoon for 4 more years.
LOL the misogynist still can’t call a women by her correct name.
Peak Warming Man said:
Spiny Norman said:
This sort of stuff is why Kamal lost and why we have to put up with the buffoon for 4 more years.
I didn’t know Democrats were responsible for deciding Republican candidates for the presidency.
ChrispenEvan said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Spiny Norman said:
This sort of stuff is why Kamal lost and why we have to put up with the buffoon for 4 more years.
LOL the misogynist still can’t call a women by her correct name.
PWM has never had much time for women if you know what I mean…


dv said:
LOL
Your Loony Left side is showing.

dv said:
Quite good.
dv said:
Wow. I understood one!
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Quite good.
Brian Murphy is still going, age 92.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Quite good.
Brian Murphy is still going, age 92.
Wasn’t that long ago he was in Home Guard, a Big Finish audio drama featuring the 2nd Doctor, Jamie, Ben and Polly.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Quite good.
IDGI
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Quite good.
IDGI
Nn old BBC sitcom from the 1970s called George & Mildred.
They are an argumentative and noisy couple, who move into a new housing estate with neighbours who look down on them as being “not the right sort” for their area.


dv said:
Does 1 in 4 line up with Trump supporters?

Tau.Neutrino said:
dv said:
Does 1 in 4 line up with Trump supporters?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/iq-bell-curve-midwit

dv said:
Well it does this disappearing act every evening and just pops up the next morning. On a flat earth, it simply has to go around.


dv said:
Spot on.

Romania is just a badly programmed video game.



Spiny Norman said:
LOLOLOL


sarahs mum said:
:)

ChrispenEvan said:
My real father actually had to adopt me and my younger siblings. Mother was married to another man when we were born.






ruby said:
Like.
Spiny Norman said:
ruby said:
Like.
It’s hard to find the right response to life’s injustices and downright nastiness though.
I do find myself getting a wee bit cranky as I see more and more of it.
ruby said:
Spiny Norman said:
ruby said:
Like.
It’s hard to find the right response to life’s injustices and downright nastiness though.
I do find myself getting a wee bit cranky as I see more and more of it.
I’ll have a go at the maga maggots every time. It’s like beating up a baby though.
ruby said:
:)
Spiny Norman said:
ruby said:
Spiny Norman said:Like.
It’s hard to find the right response to life’s injustices and downright nastiness though.
I do find myself getting a wee bit cranky as I see more and more of it.
I’ll have a go at the maga maggots every time. It’s like beating up a baby though.
MAGA woman finding out that she will lose her health insurance which has saved her dumbfuck life..I didn’t know that the ACA is the same as Obama Care!! They said they would get rid of Obama Care!
😆

banksy.

A visual pun
dv said:
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A visual pun
IDGI
Michael V said:
dv said:
![]()
A visual pun
IDGI
it is a shopped scene from the wicker man.
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
![]()
A visual pun
IDGI
it is a shopped scene from the wicker man.
Oh. That’s why. I don’t know the film, nor even of it until now.
dv said:
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A visual pun
Is it the first game of the ashes?
Got me stumped.



ChrispenEvan said:
“Garage sale” signs are cheaper to rent.
dv said:
wrong word we think they meant “liberation” surely


sarahs mum said:
Now that’s funny

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/13xbsDtWjv/
Russell Brand
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/13xbsDtWjv/Russell Brand
no. i refuse to click on brand.
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/13xbsDtWjv/Russell Brand
no. i refuse to click on brand.
Agree, it just give him more air.
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/13xbsDtWjv/Russell Brand
no. i refuse to click on brand.
Good choice.
It’s an impersonation of Brand

Orkney museum Christmas card.
dv said:
It’s an impersonation of Brand
i suppose its funny.

sarahs mum said:
dv said:
It’s an impersonation of Brand
i suppose its funny.
He wasn’t/isn’t funny so I don’t really understand how he could be made a parody of.
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
dv said:
It’s an impersonation of Brand
i suppose its funny.
He wasn’t/isn’t funny so I don’t really understand how he could be made a parody of.
¿¿¿
since when does not being funny mean parody is impossible
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
i suppose its funny.
He wasn’t/isn’t funny so I don’t really understand how he could be made a parody of.
¿¿¿
since when does not being funny mean parody is impossible
It’s even more effective when a parody of a so-called ‘comedian’ is more funny than the ‘comedian’.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
i suppose its funny.
He wasn’t/isn’t funny so I don’t really understand how he could be made a parody of.
¿¿¿
since when does not being funny mean parody is impossible
When they are as nasty as the person in question.


Spiny Norman said:
Heh.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Dx29XDwXc/
Landscaper’s story


dv said:
probably spoiled the merger too


Technocrat gang signs
dv said:
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Technocrat gang signs
like
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Dark Orange said:
dv said:
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Technocrat gang signs
like
Thats only a rule of thumb.

Or possibly this..

Ian said:
Should keep this one on hand
This one is very important to know too:


ChrispenEvan said:
Very low fingers to holes ratio on that one.
Witty Rejoinder said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Very low fingers to holes ratio on that one.
It indicates a support to swivel on doesn’t it.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Ian said:
Should keep this one on hand
This one is very important to know too:
Is the Shocker better than the Spocker?

Aka Vet’s Anal Grip
Ian said:
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Aka Vet’s Anal Grip
It is meant to look like the devils face
Cymek said:
Ian said:
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Aka Vet’s Anal Grip
It is meant to look like the devils face
Woo. Scary.



oops…


Tip: Don’t go to the website listed on the box…

fsm said:
LOL
fsm said:
Neat!
:)
SCIENCE said:
https://www.npr.org/2019/09/26/764728163/the-ok-hand-gesture-is-now-listed-as-a-symbol-of-hate
remembers Morrison.

sarahs mum said:
pretty sure that was a pun his fanmisogynists were promoting like 4 years ago or so
sarahs mum said:
No, fuck that. I’m sick & tired of every scandal being suffixed -gate. Watergate was over 50 years ago FFS.
Time for something new!
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
No, fuck that. I’m sick & tired of every scandal being suffixed -gate. Watergate was over 50 years ago FFS.
Time for something new!
Sorry for the language.
-gate is just a pet peeve of mine, since the 90s even.
party_pants said:
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
No, fuck that. I’m sick & tired of every scandal being suffixed -gate. Watergate was over 50 years ago FFS.
Time for something new!
Sorry for the language.
-gate is just a pet peeve of mine, since the 90s even.
Partypeevegate.
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:
party_pants said:No, fuck that. I’m sick & tired of every scandal being suffixed -gate. Watergate was over 50 years ago FFS.
Time for something new!
Sorry for the language.
-gate is just a pet peeve of mine, since the 90s even.
Partypeevegate.
don’t start.
Ever since “Fergiegate” I have groaned at each new -gate.
party_pants said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:
Sorry for the language.
-gate is just a pet peeve of mine, since the 90s even.
Partypeevegate.
don’t start.
Ever since “Fergiegate” I have groaned at each new -gate.
gatecore
sarahs mum said:
:)

dv said:
Good.
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
Good.
yes.


ChrispenEvan said:
They say ‘don’t knock it until you’ve tried it’, but i’d feel fairly confident about dissing this one.
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
They say ‘don’t knock it until you’ve tried it’, but i’d feel fairly confident about dissing this one.
I’d be worried about parasites.
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
They say ‘don’t knock it until you’ve tried it’, but i’d feel fairly confident about dissing this one.
I’d be worried about parasites.
Tell ‘em to buy their own slugs.
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
They say ‘don’t knock it until you’ve tried it’, but i’d feel fairly confident about dissing this one.
I’d be worried about parasites.
Yeah you would hope they were checked for that.
Nasty some of them
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
They say ‘don’t knock it until you’ve tried it’, but i’d feel fairly confident about dissing this one.
think of them as preshelled snails.
ChrispenEvan said:
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
They say ‘don’t knock it until you’ve tried it’, but i’d feel fairly confident about dissing this one.
think of them as preshelled snails.
Yeah, when you think of it that way…
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
They say ‘don’t knock it until you’ve tried it’, but i’d feel fairly confident about dissing this one.
Why they’d slide down the throat unassisted.

Dennis the Menace and Gnasher getting on a bit.
Makes me feel old
“this is one of the best pranks I’ve seen”
https://x.com/i/status/1855928586965799063
It is a pretty good one indeedy.
Spiny Norman said:
“this is one of the best pranks I’ve seen”https://x.com/i/status/1855928586965799063
It is a pretty good one indeedy.
Not sure about showering in the stuff though.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18dCWzM1r2/
Folie à deux

dv said:
I didn’t find out I had ADHD until just recently.

roughbarked said:
dv said:
I didn’t find out I had ADHD until just recently.
Seems to be a growing trend. What are your symptoms?
Witty Rejoinder said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:
I didn’t find out I had ADHD until just recently.
Seems to be a growing trend. What are your symptoms?
Oh I annoy everybody.
It was my daughter who alerted me. She said, “Dad, I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD. It usually comes from a parent and I nominate you. Of course I asked my doctor about it and he said, “at your age it is most likely too late to worry about”.
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
roughbarked said:I didn’t find out I had ADHD until just recently.
Seems to be a growing trend. What are your symptoms?
Oh I annoy everybody.
It was my daughter who alerted me. She said, “Dad, I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD. It usually comes from a parent and I nominate you. Of course I asked my doctor about it and he said, “at your age it is most likely too late to worry about”.
But it does explain everything about my life. It appears that both of my children are ADHD and as far as I know my daughter’s children both are ADHD. Haven’t heard from my son as to whether he is getting his children checked.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
I didn’t find out I had ADHD until just recently.
Isn’t that what the speeches are anyway¿
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Seems to be a growing trend. What are your symptoms?
Oh I annoy everybody.
It was my daughter who alerted me. She said, “Dad, I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD. It usually comes from a parent and I nominate you. Of course I asked my doctor about it and he said, “at your age it is most likely too late to worry about”.
But it does explain everything about my life. It appears that both of my children are ADHD and as far as I know my daughter’s children both are ADHD. Haven’t heard from my son as to whether he is getting his children checked.
Surely there must be more to it than annoying everybody and being related to someone who annoys everybody¿
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
roughbarked said:
Oh I annoy everybody.
It was my daughter who alerted me. She said, “Dad, I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD. It usually comes from a parent and I nominate you. Of course I asked my doctor about it and he said, “at your age it is most likely too late to worry about”.
But it does explain everything about my life. It appears that both of my children are ADHD and as far as I know my daughter’s children both are ADHD. Haven’t heard from my son as to whether he is getting his children checked.
Surely there must be more to it than annoying everybody and being related to someone who annoys everybody¿
There is but it is not worth me doing anything other than acknowledge.
It simply explains a lot about my life, for me and those near to me.

Finished the pantry doors:

Dark Orange said:
Finished the pantry doors:
On a diet? :)
Dark Orange said:
Finished the pantry doors:
Where do they slide to?



Ian said:
Ha.





ChrispenEvan said:
then they realised that powering up a clock at an unknown time provides only deltas so they still only know the time relative to the local powerup origin
ChrispenEvan said:
Dear oh dear.
ChrispenEvan said:
Ummm don’t make me smack you ‘cos you seem to know nothing about the Narniaverse.

Witty Rejoinder said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Ummm don’t make me smack you ‘cos you seem to know nothing about the Narniaverse.
Tries to think of some more bull so I get smacked.

Is anybody going to tell them what that song is about?
Sibeen would roll in his grave


dv said:


SCIENCE said:
LOL, you should be very mindful Science.
SCIENCE said:
bugger, looks like most here have to worry.
PermeateFree said:
SCIENCE said:
LOL, you should be very mindful Science.
Always having one or developing one as one ages I wonder.
SCIENCE said:
What’s blue and doesn’t fit?
Kingy said:
SCIENCE said:
What’s blue and doesn’t fit?
A baby holding it breath trying to get into a blender
Cymek said:
Kingy said:
SCIENCE said:
What’s blue and doesn’t fit?
A baby holding it breath trying to get into a blender
A dead epileptic.

dv said:
LOL but you’ll probably have to explain it to the others.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
LOL but you’ll probably have to explain it to the others.
The youngest person here is like 45yo…
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
LOL but you’ll probably have to explain it to the others.
The youngest person here is like 45yo…
Is there an agelist?
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:
LOL but you’ll probably have to explain it to the others.
The youngest person here is like 45yo…
Is there an agelist?
so there shouldn’t be any consent issue then
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
The youngest person here is like 45yo…
Is there an agelist?
so there shouldn’t be any consent issue then
Couldn’t give a …






dv said:

dv said:
some people won’t get this.
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
some people won’t get this.
well they’re fish too





Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
Caligula crossed my mind a couple of days ago.
buffy said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Caligula crossed my mind a couple of days ago.
Will someone be appointed as “executive officer in charge of radishes”

ChrispenEvan said:
LMFAO, but you are probably going to have to explain it for the others.
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
LMFAO, but you are probably going to have to explain it for the others.
pffft I’m not going to spoil my jokes by explaining them.
Probably before your time, PWM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchestral_Manoeuvres_in_the_Dark
nice nod to the orange of the stringbox though
dv said:
Probably before your time, PWMhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchestral_Manoeuvres_in_the_Dark
Umm…… after my time. Although I’m something of a renaissance man, my formative years for music was early sixties.

Ian said:
Dear oh dear.
Peak Warming Man said:
Ian said:
Dear oh dear.
Yes dear?
Peak Warming Man said:
Ian said:
Dear oh dear.
A lot of these from the same man
Cymek said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Ian said:
Dear oh dear.
A lot of these from the same man
well they’re wrong, those people should be dessicated corpses and the skies should be clearer
Cymek said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Ian said:
Dear oh dear.
A lot of these from the same man
Ok. First I’ve seen.

fsm said:
Twice a day this clock that’s right.

ChrispenEvan said:
If you pay via card, do you get franking credits?

ChrispenEvan said:
Ummmmm.

Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Ummmmm.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Ummmmm.
5! is five factorial.
Fair enough. I didn’t see that. Thanks.
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
Ummmmm.
5! is five factorial.Fair enough. I didn’t see that. Thanks.
so it’s actually a syntax fail with an unclosed terminal sentence what a classic
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
5! is five factorial.
Fair enough. I didn’t see that. Thanks.
so it’s actually a syntax fail with an unclosed terminal sentence what a classic
It’s not funny if you have to explain it.
Witty Rejoinder said:
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Fair enough. I didn’t see that. Thanks.
so it’s actually a syntax fail with an unclosed terminal sentence what a classic
It’s not funny if you have to explain it.
nah but then it ends up being weird like that “3 words in the English language, endingry” thing
SCIENCE said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
SCIENCE said:
so it’s actually a syntax fail with an unclosed terminal sentence what a classic
It’s not funny if you have to explain it.
nah but then it ends up being weird like that “3 words in the English language, endingry” thing
anhungry?

SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
5! is five factorial.
Fair enough. I didn’t see that. Thanks.
so it’s actually a syntax fail with an unclosed terminal sentence what a classic
thanks.



https://www.facebook.com/share/159E9zNYGi/


ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Fair enough. I didn’t see that. Thanks.
so it’s actually a syntax fail with an unclosed terminal sentence what a classic
thanks.
Bad command or file name
Spiny Norman said:
LOLOLOLOLOL


Bogsnorkler said:
Yeah but kangaroos don’t watch telly
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Yeah but kangaroos don’t watch telly
that’s unaustralian!!!

ruby said:
art.
sarahs mum said:
ruby said:
art.
That one came from badasscrosstitch
https://www.instagram.com/badasscrossstitch/
I will make this one some day

ruby said:
sarahs mum said:
ruby said:
art.
That one came from badasscrosstitch
https://www.instagram.com/badasscrossstitch/I will make this one some day
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Yeah but kangaroos don’t watch telly
that’s unaustralian!!!
oh they’re kangaroos ah


sarahs mum said:
LOL


fsm said:
The joke about a Continental chap who went to London, to improve his rudimentary English through ‘immersion’ in it.
After a day struggling with all ofthe examples above, and plenty of others, he was staggering back to his hotel.
Then, he saw poster outside a theatre: ‘HAMLET: PRONOUNCED SUCCESS!”, and he fainted.

captain_spalding said:
fsm said:
The joke about a Continental chap who went to London, to improve his rudimentary English through ‘immersion’ in it.
After a day struggling with all ofthe examples above, and plenty of others, he was staggering back to his hotel.
Then, he saw poster outside a theatre: ‘HAMLET: PRONOUNCED SUCCESS!”, and he fainted.
LOL

fsm said:
Nah she’s just in the southern hemisphere.
Witty Rejoinder said:
fsm said:
Nah she’s just in the southern hemisphere.


Dull Men’s Club® ·
Sheila Custman Goldstein · Yesterday at 05:17 ·
I saw this on a retro kitchen page and it bothers me. The banana is in the refrigerator.


captain_spalding said:
Westinghouse killed it.

dv said:
no body knows what this is.
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
no body knows what this is.
I don’t even know what an elf on the shelf is.
Neophyte said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
no body knows what this is.
I don’t even know what an elf on the shelf is.
The original elf, with its red and white suit, has been featured in films, on the stage, and even in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. In homes, The Elf on the Shelf Scout Elf serves as a catalyst for joy as each adoptable Scout Elf, complete with a keepsake box and storybook, helps families and communities create priceless memories together through an interactive hide-and-seek game.
Bogsnorkler said:
Neophyte said:
Bogsnorkler said:no body knows what this is.
I don’t even know what an elf on the shelf is.
The original elf, with its red and white suit, has been featured in films, on the stage, and even in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. In homes, The Elf on the Shelf Scout Elf serves as a catalyst for joy as each adoptable Scout Elf, complete with a keepsake box and storybook, helps families and communities create priceless memories together through an interactive hide-and-seek game.
it’s a spy for santa.
Neophyte said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
no body knows what this is.
I don’t even know what an elf on the shelf is.
Tell me you don’t have children without telling me you don’t have children
Arts said:
Neophyte said:
Bogsnorkler said:
no body knows what this is.
I don’t even know what an elf on the shelf is.
Tell me you don’t have children without telling me you don’t have children
we have taught many children but this Forum and its ancestors are the only places we’ve heard of this
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
Neophyte said:
I don’t even know what an elf on the shelf is.
Tell me you don’t have children without telling me you don’t have children
we have taught many children but this Forum and its ancestors are the only places we’ve heard of this
hmm. I thought you were teenagers.. who are far beyond elf on the shelf..
Arts said:
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
Tell me you don’t have children without telling me you don’t have children
we have taught many children but this Forum and its ancestors are the only places we’ve heard of this
hmm. I thought you were teenagers.. who are far beyond elf on the shelf..
fair enough yeah high school kids are more into violent movies and videogames

dv said:
Picasso baboon in the room? That’s all i’ve got…
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
SCIENCE said:
we have taught many children but this Forum and its ancestors are the only places we’ve heard of this
hmm. I thought you were teenagers.. who are far beyond elf on the shelf..
fair enough yeah high school kids are more into violent movies and videogames
Your knowledge of these things must be vast.
Arts said:
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
hmm. I thought you were teenagers.. who are far beyond elf on the shelf..
fair enough yeah high school kids are more into violent movies and videogames
Your knowledge of these things must be vast.
Hey who are we(1,1,1) to judge isn’t Terminator series a Forum favourite¿
dv said:
This is an example of AI trying to be humorous.


Perfecto.
Spiny Norman said:
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Perfecto.
It works.
He’s a giant spanner in the works for sure.

dv said:
But one is clapping.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
But one is clapping.
To commemorate Pete Sinfield..
Happy family one hand clap
four went down and none came back.

Dark Orange said:
The “G” is what?
Michael V said:
Dark Orange said:
The “G” is what?
Guacamole, from the look of it.
Dark Orange said:
If i give you the wool, will you make me one, too?
btm said:
Michael V said:
Dark Orange said:
The “G” is what?
Guacamole, from the look of it.
Ah. Thanks.
Michael V said:
btm said:
Michael V said:The “G” is what?
Guacamole, from the look of it.
Ah. Thanks.
Tamb said:
Michael V said:
btm said:Guacamole, from the look of it.
Ah. Thanks.
Could be garlic.
You can actually see the guacamole.
kii said:
Tamb said:
Michael V said:Ah. Thanks.
Could be garlic.You can actually see the guacamole.
kii said:
Tamb said:
Michael V said:Ah. Thanks.
Could be garlic.You can actually see the guacamole.
That’s good, it’ll make it easier to scrape it off.
The next series of “Clarkson’s Farm” looks like a little over the top.
Tamb said:
Michael V said:
btm said:Guacamole, from the look of it.
Ah. Thanks.
Could be garlic.
or gravy. It is coming on Christmas.

dv said:
Ha!

kii said:

kii said:
There is some good news on this front.
What is Bluesky and why are X users jumping across to the new platform?
Some disgruntled X users have moved over to the social media platform Bluesky, in the search for a more regulated alternative that is not influenced by tech tycoon and X owner Elon Musk.
Bluesky said in mid-November that its total users have surged to 15 million, up from 13 million in October.
It has at times been the most downloaded app in US Apple stores in the past few days.
Tau.Neutrino said:
kii said:
There is some good news on this front.
What is Bluesky and why are X users jumping across to the new platform?
Some disgruntled X users have moved over to the social media platform Bluesky, in the search for a more regulated alternative that is not influenced by tech tycoon and X owner Elon Musk.
Bluesky said in mid-November that its total users have surged to 15 million, up from 13 million in October.
It has at times been the most downloaded app in US Apple stores in the past few days.
wait isn’t everyone still using msn messenger

dv said:
Hey we could use that template paradigm more it’s nice.
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Hey we could use that template paradigm more it’s nice.
I’ll see what I can do

Well I for one am glad that’s all sorted out now.
Spiny Norman said:
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Well I for one am glad that’s all sorted out now.
Yeah, that issue was bothering me for ages.
Hey Bill!
You might like this:
RAF performs low-level attacks in Netherlands (1942) (6 min 42 sec)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXjDRLTp44U&t=1s
“Nearly 100 bombers”.
Douglas Bostons, flying in at about 100 feet. ALongwith Mosquitoes, and (gawd ‘elp us) Venturas.
12 planes lost. I’d wager that Venturas made up most or all of the losses.
captain_spalding said:
Hey Bill!You might like this:
RAF performs low-level attacks in Netherlands (1942) (6 min 42 sec)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXjDRLTp44U&t=1s
“Nearly 100 bombers”.
Douglas Bostons, flying in at about 100 feet. ALongwith Mosquitoes, and (gawd ‘elp us) Venturas.
12 planes lost. I’d wager that Venturas made up most or all of the losses.
I say a spiffing show what.
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
Hey Bill!You might like this:
RAF performs low-level attacks in Netherlands (1942) (6 min 42 sec)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXjDRLTp44U&t=1s
“Nearly 100 bombers”.
Douglas Bostons, flying in at about 100 feet. ALongwith Mosquitoes, and (gawd ‘elp us) Venturas.
12 planes lost. I’d wager that Venturas made up most or all of the losses.
I say a spiffing show what.
Wizard.
captain_spalding said:
Peak Warming Man said:I say a spiffing show what.
Wizard.
It was this raid:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Oyster
And it wasn’t as ‘harmless’ as the news reel declared. 150 civilian casualties, including 138 dead.
captain_spalding said:
captain_spalding said:
Peak Warming Man said:I say a spiffing show what.
Wizard.
It was this raid:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Oyster
And it wasn’t as ‘harmless’ as the news reel declared. 150 civilian casualties, including 138 dead.
tle link is dead Jim.
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
captain_spalding said:Wizard.
It was this raid:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Oyster
And it wasn’t as ‘harmless’ as the news reel declared. 150 civilian casualties, including 138 dead.
tle link is dead Jim.
Just tried it from your post.
Works fine for me.
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
captain_spalding said:Wizard.
It was this raid:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Oyster
And it wasn’t as ‘harmless’ as the news reel declared. 150 civilian casualties, including 138 dead.
tle link is dead Jim.
oh no it’s not!
It must have been hard for some blokes to adjust after the war.
One day, you’re 24, 25 years old, and they’ve given you this stonking great twin-engine aeroplane, and you get to go haring across the Dutch countryside at about 100 feet, at about 300 mph, drop bombs on stuff, shoot the place up, and go racing off home.
Not too long after, war’s over, you’re demobbed, and it’s back to sorting claims in the Prudential Life office, or whatever.

Tis
Peak Warming Man said:
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Tis
It’s always somebody else’s fault with you!




dv said:
shame there was not an engine failure.
sarahs mum said:
imagine discovering Tissot eh
captain_spalding said:
Hey Bill!You might like this:
RAF performs low-level attacks in Netherlands (1942) (6 min 42 sec)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXjDRLTp44U&t=1s
“Nearly 100 bombers”.
Douglas Bostons, flying in at about 100 feet. ALongwith Mosquitoes, and (gawd ‘elp us) Venturas.
12 planes lost. I’d wager that Venturas made up most or all of the losses.
Apologies, a late reply.
Quite remarkable footage there! They did very well navigating at such low level, it would be a rather difficult task especially when being shot at.

dv said:
‘AnusTart’?



dv said:
idea meaningful, rasterisation crude
dv said:
What Is Cryptocurrency Mining
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
‘AnusTart’?
spare a thought for the Australian National University every time they need an acronym
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
What Is Cryptocurrency Mining
Using computers to mine/create new crypto.
Solving complex mathematical equations supposedly and each subsequent ones becomes harder and more energy demanding.
Its a strange concept, like artificial created rarity
Cymek said:
SCIENCE said:dv said:
What Is Cryptocurrency Mining
Using computers to mine/create new crypto.
Solving complex mathematical equations supposedly and each subsequent ones becomes harder and more energy demanding.
Its a strange concept, like artificial created rarity
or forgery?
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:
SCIENCE said:What Is Cryptocurrency Mining
Using computers to mine/create new crypto.
Solving complex mathematical equations supposedly and each subsequent ones becomes harder and more energy demanding.
Its a strange concept, like artificial created rarity
or forgery?
I don’t pretend to really understand it.
Could it be something AI manipulates or creates behind the scenes I wonder.
Gives itself a slush fund to then do other more tangible things that require money.
Cymek said:
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:Using computers to mine/create new crypto.
Solving complex mathematical equations supposedly and each subsequent ones becomes harder and more energy demanding.
Its a strange concept, like artificial created rarity
or forgery?
I don’t pretend to really understand it.
Could it be something AI manipulates or creates behind the scenes I wonder.
Gives itself a slush fund to then do other more tangible things that require money.
Like printing money.
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:
SCIENCE said:What Is Cryptocurrency Mining
Using computers to mine/create new crypto.
Solving complex mathematical equations supposedly and each subsequent ones becomes harder and more energy demanding.
Its a strange concept, like artificial created rarity
or forgery?
i watched a youtube where they had set up water cooled computers next to an electricity transmission station and were buying electicity cheap whenever it was available. It seemed like an incredible waster to me.
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:
roughbarked said:or forgery?
I don’t pretend to really understand it.
Could it be something AI manipulates or creates behind the scenes I wonder.
Gives itself a slush fund to then do other more tangible things that require money.Like printing money.
Yeah or was thinking if it has advanced capability it could dedicate part of its processing to create crypto it then uses to buy assets.
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
idea meaningful, rasterisation crude
Everyone’s a critic
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:Using computers to mine/create new crypto.
Solving complex mathematical equations supposedly and each subsequent ones becomes harder and more energy demanding.
Its a strange concept, like artificial created rarity
or forgery?
i watched a youtube where they had set up water cooled computers next to an electricity transmission station and were buying electicity cheap whenever it was available. It seemed like an incredible waster to me.
Believe it or not, having a means of dumping excess electricity is beneficial to the electrical grid. If someone wants to buy that excess electricity to create intangible, but valuable, stuff, then why not?
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
‘AnusTart’?
spare a thought for the Australian National University every time they need an acronym
…or the College and University of Northern Territory.
Dark Orange said:
sarahs mum said:
roughbarked said:or forgery?
i watched a youtube where they had set up water cooled computers next to an electricity transmission station and were buying electicity cheap whenever it was available. It seemed like an incredible waster to me.
Believe it or not, having a means of dumping excess electricity is beneficial to the electrical grid. If someone wants to buy that excess electricity to create intangible, but valuable, stuff, then why not?
oh i get it. It just seems like in the greater scheme of things it could be more useful.
sarahs mum said:
Dark Orange said:
sarahs mum said:i watched a youtube where they had set up water cooled computers next to an electricity transmission station and were buying electicity cheap whenever it was available. It seemed like an incredible waster to me.
Believe it or not, having a means of dumping excess electricity is beneficial to the electrical grid. If someone wants to buy that excess electricity to create intangible, but valuable, stuff, then why not?
oh i get it. It just seems like in the greater scheme of things it could be more useful.
While there are ultimately more useful stuff to do with that excess electricity, (such as generating hydrogen gas or shoving it into batteries) a data farm is (relatively) cheap and easy to build with existing hardware and will pay itself off relatively quickly.
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:
roughbarked said:or forgery?
I don’t pretend to really understand it.
Could it be something AI manipulates or creates behind the scenes I wonder.
Gives itself a slush fund to then do other more tangible things that require money.Like printing money.
But there is a limit to bitcoin, there are 21 million available and they continually get harder to find.
Last time I looked, bitcoin was $140,000.
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:
roughbarked said:or forgery?
I don’t pretend to really understand it.
Could it be something AI manipulates or creates behind the scenes I wonder.
Gives itself a slush fund to then do other more tangible things that require money.Like printing money.
which is no easy task. especially if you want not to get caught.
Dark Orange said:
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
‘AnusTart’?
spare a thought for the Australian National University every time they need an acronym
…or the College and University of Northern Territory.
well at least one of them is legit’ but which
sarahs mum said:
Dark Orange said:
sarahs mum said:i watched a youtube where they had set up water cooled computers next to an electricity transmission station and were buying electicity cheap whenever it was available. It seemed like an incredible waster to me.
Believe it or not, having a means of dumping excess electricity is beneficial to the electrical grid. If someone wants to buy that excess electricity to create intangible, but valuable, stuff, then why not?
oh i get it. It just seems like in the greater scheme of things it could be more useful.
Yes the electricity could easily be put to more productive and climate saving uses.
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
idea meaningful, rasterisation crude
Everyone’s a critic
nah hands on hearts we quite enjoyed the Forum golden ages when people like dv would critique all manner of Friday Funnies and tear them down and build them up and the humour of the place was better for it
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:I don’t pretend to really understand it.
Could it be something AI manipulates or creates behind the scenes I wonder.
Gives itself a slush fund to then do other more tangible things that require money.Like printing money.
which is no easy task. especially if you want not to get caught.
Aye.
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
Dark Orange said:Believe it or not, having a means of dumping excess electricity is beneficial to the electrical grid. If someone wants to buy that excess electricity to create intangible, but valuable, stuff, then why not?
oh i get it. It just seems like in the greater scheme of things it could be more useful.
Yes the electricity could easily be put to more productive and climate saving uses.
this was primarily wind energy that does keep on during the night when all are asleep and not using electrickery.



sarahs mum said:
Interesting.
I found a couple of those in the shower alcove while cleaning the bathroom today.
sarahs mum said:
Heh.
sarahs mum said:
Julia Winter, who played Veruca in the 2005 version, also quit acting after that film. She became a doctor when she grew up.
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Interesting.
I found a couple of those in the shower alcove while cleaning the bathroom today.
I like it
dv said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Interesting.
I found a couple of those in the shower alcove while cleaning the bathroom today.
I like it
good.
Nerissa
I asked ChatGPT. This is what it said:🤣
Ah, the elusive “woke sandwich.” It’s less a recipe and more a vibe—a multi-layered cultural statement between two slices of self-awareness. To truly qualify, your sandwich must meet at least three of the following criteria:
Ethical Ingredient Sourcing: The bread must be made from free-range, consensually harvested grains that chose to be bread. Bonus points if the sourdough starter has a name and an Instagram account.
Plant-Based but Extra: It’s not just vegan; it’s activated almond ricotta vegan. Your “meat” is either jackfruit (pulled, obviously) or a mushroom that looks suspiciously like something from a nature documentary.
Avocado, but Make It Political: The avocado must be certified carbon-neutral and come with a handwritten note from the farmer about the state of global affairs.
Progressive Sauces: Aioli is out; turmeric hummus or beet tahini is in. Bonus points if your condiment is an artisanal fermentation experiment.
A Cause-Centred Wrapper: It can’t just be served in a napkin. It must arrive wrapped in a manifesto about regenerative agriculture printed on 100% post-consumer hemp paper.
Price Tag That Doubles as Performance Art: This sandwich costs $18.95, not because it’s overpriced but because it’s a lesson in the inequalities of capitalism.
Remember, a “woke” sandwich isn’t about taste; it’s about sparking a lively discussion on systemic issues while you eat it. And if it doesn’t pair with a $12 kombucha? Don’t even bother.
dv said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
Interesting.
I found a couple of those in the shower alcove while cleaning the bathroom today.
I like it
I like how it is almost a mirror image.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Bubblecar said:Interesting.
I found a couple of those in the shower alcove while cleaning the bathroom today.
I like it
I like how it is almost a mirror image.
I chased up the original paper and this is all simulated, it would be interesting to see how close the simulation is to reality.
Dark Orange said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:I like it
I like how it is almost a mirror image.
I chased up the original paper and this is all simulated, it would be interesting to see how close the simulation is to reality.
That could be quite interesting as a comparison.

dv said:
I’ve just gone down a rabbit hole of memories about Katherine Cummins. Katherine worked at Sydney College of the Arts.
I was running a small child care service for the college during the mid 1980s. All employees and students received a letter from Katherine informing us of her recent transition . A straight forward and simple announcement. She welcomed any questions from the college staff and students.
I never met her, but had seen her before her transition at various cocktail parties held by the college. Just a guy talking in a group near me. I remember seeing Katherine after her transition as she parked her car near the centre’s front door. She looked really elegant and calm.
Katherine was a well-known trans activist.

Arts said:
Heh.
wasn’t it built by invasion
SCIENCE said:
wasn’t it built by invasion
That would have been invaders.
Arts said:
True. The nappies must be off-putting too.
Arts said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

dv said:
It’s very difficult to wear out a good tweed.

Andre the Giant … Ariana Grande … adds up
dv said:
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Andre the Giant … Ariana Grande … adds up
Its obvious when ones look at the two them.
Cymek said:
dv said:
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Andre the Giant … Ariana Grande … adds up
Its obvious when ones look at the two them.
Well she’s 6’ tall, wait until she fills out.

dv said:
In regards to the Earth I imagine people in general forget how large it is.
We only live on a tiny part of the surface and most is below our feet
probably been posted before, but…

dv said:

Bogsnorkler said:
probably been posted before, but…
Navigation at sea
Try doing it ‘flat-Earth’ style i.e. without any consideration of the (broadly) spherical shape of the planet.
Two things can be guaranteed:
1. you will never arrive at the place that you meant to arrive at (and may well be hopelessly lost)
2. you will eventually collide with something that spherical nav would have readily shown would be in your path, but which your f-e nav told you that you would miss by a good margin.


ruby said:
This Is A Garden Path Sentence.

Bogsnorkler said:
This seems a cheap knockoff of what I made a few days ago.
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
This seems a cheap knockoff of what I made a few days ago.
Pftf ours was more legit’.
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
This seems a cheap knockoff of what I made a few days ago.
Pftf ours was more legit’.
Hmmm.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BYLeBYCc6/
I lol’d
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BYLeBYCc6/I lol’d
MAKING FUN OF THE GERMANS IS NOT FUNNY.
But it’s ok.
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
some people won’t get this.
well they’re fish too
This seems a cheap knockoff of what I made a few days ago.
Pftf ours was more legit’.
Hmmm.
Fine then with apologies and thanks to dv and Bogsnorkler both to both we’ve decided to poison the bell for yous.


The reason the guy is dressed as a monk is because in bygone days religious adherents could eat
\dolphin on those meat free days as they were considered fish.
Bogsnorkler said:
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The reason the guy is dressed as a monk is because in bygone days religious adherents could eat
\dolphin on those meat free days as they were considered fish.
DV thinks I am taking the piss with this explanation but then why is he dressed as a monk?
Bogsnorkler said:
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The reason the guy is dressed as a monk is because in bygone days religious adherents could eat
\dolphin on those meat free days as they were considered fish.
Oh a troublemaker
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
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The reason the guy is dressed as a monk is because in bygone days religious adherents could eat
\dolphin on those meat free days as they were considered fish.
DV thinks I am taking the piss with this explanation but then why is he dressed as a monk?

The hood is just a characteristic of the generic meme template, not an aspect specific to my instance of it.
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The reason the guy is dressed as a monk is because in bygone days religious adherents could eat
\dolphin on those meat free days as they were considered fish.
DV thinks I am taking the piss with this explanation but then why is he dressed as a monk?
The hood is just a characteristic of the generic meme template, not an aspect specific to my instance of it.
what happens if yous mix some of this in

dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
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The reason the guy is dressed as a monk is because in bygone days religious adherents could eat
\dolphin on those meat free days as they were considered fish.
DV thinks I am taking the piss with this explanation but then why is he dressed as a monk?
The hood is just a characteristic of the generic meme template, not an aspect specific to my instance of it.
well, that confuses us simpleminded folk who take everything at an honest glance.
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
DV thinks I am taking the piss with this explanation but then why is he dressed as a monk?
The hood is just a characteristic of the generic meme template, not an aspect specific to my instance of it.
what happens if yous mix some of this in

Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
DV thinks I am taking the piss with this explanation but then why is he dressed as a monk?
The hood is just a characteristic of the generic meme template, not an aspect specific to my instance of it.
well, that confuses us simpleminded folk who take everything at an honest glance.
we thought it was mask tan
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BYLeBYCc6/I lol’d
MAKING FUN OF THE GERMANS IS NOT FUNNY.
But it’s ok.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jV6nB0RKJQY?feature=share
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
DV thinks I am taking the piss with this explanation but then why is he dressed as a monk?
The hood is just a characteristic of the generic meme template, not an aspect specific to my instance of it.
what happens if yous mix some of this in
That would be fine but we need a fourth caption


dv said:
LOL but you might have to explain it for the others.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
LOL but you might have to explain it for the others.
so another syntax error LOL indeed
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
LOL but you might have to explain it for the others.
it is one of those dog’s dick mathy ones by the looks.




Bogsnorkler said:
Poor Lord Nimon being considered a monster





the arabic is Bismillah, in the name of allah.




sarahs mum said:
They’re giving it consideration.


dv said:
:)

Dark Orange said:
that’s a bit dark.
they do have the Royal list to draw a stipend from.
party_pants said:
Dark Orange said:
that’s a bit dark.
they do have the Royal list to draw a stipend from.
Plus his mum also cheated, and should have worn a seatbelt…

fsm said:
Très amusant.
I’d never before noticed that about that word.
captain_spalding said:
fsm said:
Très amusant.
I’d never before noticed that about that word.
Only works with a female cat though.
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
fsm said:
Très amusant.
I’d never before noticed that about that word.
Only works with a female cat though.
Mais, non.
but, i don’t want to waste your time with a big spiel about ‘chat’, ‘chatte’, and ‘chat femelle’.
Hey, Mr Car,
Did you see my post from last night about the Youtube channel that has a lot on 18th century food, particularly in the American colonies>
I thought that it might interest you. I’ve watched a couple, and found them interesting.
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
Très amusant.
I’d never before noticed that about that word.
Only works with a female cat though.
Mais, non.
but, i don’t want to waste your time with a big spiel about ‘chat’, ‘chatte’, and ‘chat femelle’.
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
Only works with a female cat though.
Mais, non.
but, i don’t want to waste your time with a big spiel about ‘chat’, ‘chatte’, and ‘chat femelle’.
meh.
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:Très amusant.
I’d never before noticed that about that word.
Only works with a female cat though.
Mais, non.
but, i don’t want to waste your time with a big spiel about ‘chat’, ‘chatte’, and ‘chat femelle’.
…I mean phonetically.
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:Only works with a female cat though.
Mais, non.
but, i don’t want to waste your time with a big spiel about ‘chat’, ‘chatte’, and ‘chat femelle’.
…I mean phonetically.
Again, i could initiate a debate about that, but, life is too short.
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:Only works with a female cat though.
Mais, non.
but, i don’t want to waste your time with a big spiel about ‘chat’, ‘chatte’, and ‘chat femelle’.
…I mean phonetically.
Again, i could initiate a debate about that, but, life is too short.
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
Mais, non.
but, i don’t want to waste your time with a big spiel about ‘chat’, ‘chatte’, and ‘chat femelle’.
meh.
geez tough crowd
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
meh.
geez tough crowd
some are so enamoured of their own smartness that they fail to see it in others.
Have been unable to find the source of this image, but it looks pretty cool.

Dark Orange said:
Have been unable to find the source of this image, but it looks pretty cool.
Hope nobody ate any of it.
Dark Orange said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:captain_spalding said:
meh.
geez tough crowd
some are so enamoured of their own smartness that they fail to see it in others.
Hey, i resemble that remark!
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
meh.
geez tough crowd
some are so enamoured of their own smartness that they fail to see it in others.
we don’t fall to see, we know



Two for one Gondor jokes.
BTW this thread’s getting big so be thinking of funny new thread names.
dv said:
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Two for one Gondor jokes.
BTW this thread’s getting big so be thinking of funny new thread names.
this is the never ending meme thread!!!
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
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Two for one Gondor jokes.
BTW this thread’s getting big so be thinking of funny new thread names.
this is the never ending meme thread!!!
how about The Selfish Meme?
dv said:
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Two for one Gondor jokes.
BTW this thread’s getting big so be thinking of funny new thread names.
So does that mean there is only one joke I don’t get there?
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
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Two for one Gondor jokes.
BTW this thread’s getting big so be thinking of funny new thread names.
this is the never ending meme thread!!!
how about The Selfish Meme?
or Friday Funnies wait

Bogsnorkler said:
Trump first order – While House
Entrée – Fried Nancy Pelosi with avocado & cream.
Main meal – Roast Pence with gravy, potatoes & vegetables.
Dessert – Whipped Taylor Swift with icecream & strawberries.


still, keep your chin up


Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
still, keep your chin up
Until one dies.
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
still, keep your chin up
Until one dies.
yeah but then they cancel you and it still gets worse
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
still, keep your chin up
Until one dies.
yeah but then they cancel you and it still gets worse
I glad I have set a morbid theme.

dv said:
FMD





sarahs mum said:
:)

dv said:
Now i want a schnitzel bun.

dv said:
Heh

A Roadtrip Through Every Springfield in the US
sarahs mum said:
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A Roadtrip Through Every Springfield in the US
Looks ike there is a lot of them.
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
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A Roadtrip Through Every Springfield in the US
Looks ike there is a lot of them.
only one is a capital.
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
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A Roadtrip Through Every Springfield in the US
Looks ike there is a lot of them.
i think this is why The Simpsons chose Springfield as the name for their town – it was one of the most popular city/town names, so they didn’t have to try and nail down any particular state or region.
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
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A Roadtrip Through Every Springfield in the US
Looks ike there is a lot of them.
i think this is why The Simpsons chose Springfield as the name for their town – it was one of the most popular city/town names, so they didn’t have to try and nail down any particular state or region.
yep. generic.
sarahs mum said:
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:Looks ike there is a lot of them.
i think this is why The Simpsons chose Springfield as the name for their town – it was one of the most popular city/town names, so they didn’t have to try and nail down any particular state or region.
yep. generic.
The other most popular name is Columbus or Columbia
roughbarked said:
sarahs mum said:
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A Roadtrip Through Every Springfield in the US
Looks ike there is a lot of them.
Meanwhile, there are only 7 Shelbyvilles in the USA.


sarahs mum said:
hehehehehe


Heathcliff is a vibe

fsm said:
I love the brick
dv said:
fsm said:
I love the brick
it’s a little forced
dv said:
fsm said:
I love the brick
weren’t they meant to be anal beads

Arts said:
dv said:
fsm said:
I love the brick
it’s a little forced
Angle of incidence etc.
Tamb said:
Arts said:
dv said:I love the brick
it’s a little forced
Angle of incidence etc.
fine we admit we know practically nothing about this
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
Arts said:it’s a little forced
Angle of incidence etc.
fine we admit we know practically nothing about this
“Bricked up like Legoland, tool strapped to the hand I’m Mega Man.”
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1FAnEhi8pf/
Science

True story.
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1FAnEhi8pf/
Science
wait until they realise that RNA is transcribed from DNA and
wait
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
Angle of incidence etc.
fine we admit we know practically nothing about this
“Bricked up like Legoland, tool strapped to the hand I’m Mega Man.”
yeah sorry we haven’t kept up with these modern mememememe things and still got nothing, the last game we played was counter strike

dv said:
Got it, got one.


Bogsnorkler said:
Going by the other English text in the pic, it looks like it’s an AI ‘creation’.

captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Going by the other English text in the pic, it looks like it’s an AI ‘creation’.
wait is theta an English though
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Going by the other English text in the pic, it looks like it’s an AI ‘creation’.
wait is theta an English though
I wonder what the “No Michaels” is really supposed to be?
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Got it, got one.
Real Majik
wait
SCIENCE said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Got it, got one.
Real Majik
wait
Will the Real Madrid please stand up?

sarahs mum said:
Ouch!

dv said:
I’ve never had a problem with native millipedes. However, it is those multitudinous Portugese millipedes that have taken over the place in the last two or three years.


Wasn’t sure whether this is a big enough story to go in Global Politics.
dv said:
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Wasn’t sure whether this is a big enough story to go in Global Politics.
Dutch is so easy.
If you ever read the old ‘Katzenjammer Kids’ comic strip, you can handle dutch, no problem.
dv said:
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Wasn’t sure whether this is a big enough story to go in Global Politics.
The windmill blade cut off my penis?
roughbarked said:
dv said:
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Wasn’t sure whether this is a big enough story to go in Global Politics.
The windmill blade cut off my penis?
Hey, I didn’t know you speak Dutch! You’re full of surprises.
dv said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:
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Wasn’t sure whether this is a big enough story to go in Global Politics.
The windmill blade cut off my penis?
Hey, I didn’t know you speak Dutch! You’re full of surprises.
:)


sarahs mum said:
I think she means “trans male” (transwomen are male).
And she really needs to listen to the many women who have indeed been harassed by males who “identify as women”.
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
I think she means “trans male” (transwomen are male).
And she really needs to listen to the many women who have indeed been harassed by males who “identify as women”.
gender neutral bathrooms means anyone can go in… males, female, trans, non binary, etc and so on…
the ‘many’ women who have been harassed by males who identify as women, probably also get hassled by men while walking down the street..
the problem is not the bathrooms…
Arts said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
I think she means “trans male” (transwomen are male).
And she really needs to listen to the many women who have indeed been harassed by males who “identify as women”.
gender neutral bathrooms means anyone can go in… males, female, trans, non binary, etc and so on…
the ‘many’ women who have been harassed by males who identify as women, probably also get hassled by men while walking down the street..
the problem is not the bathrooms…
unisex toilets have been around for quite a while.
Arts said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
I think she means “trans male” (transwomen are male).
And she really needs to listen to the many women who have indeed been harassed by males who “identify as women”.
gender neutral bathrooms means anyone can go in… males, female, trans, non binary, etc and so on…
the ‘many’ women who have been harassed by males who identify as women, probably also get hassled by men while walking down the street..
the problem is not the bathrooms…
This why women need safe, women-only spaces.
Of course, #notallmen are a danger, ditto #notallmen-who-identify-as-trans.
But enough of them are to ensure that female-only toilets, changing rooms etc are a very sensible idea.
This is especially so when you understand that quite a lot of the men who now identify as “transwomen” used to identify as “transvestites”, i.e., heterosexual men to whom cross-dressing is a sexual fetish.
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
I think she means “trans male” (transwomen are male).
And she really needs to listen to the many women who have indeed been harassed by males who “identify as women”.
Read it again.
Then just stfu.
kii said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
I think she means “trans male” (transwomen are male).
And she really needs to listen to the many women who have indeed been harassed by males who “identify as women”.
Read it again.
Then just stfu.
Kii’s idea of “debate” – “just stfu” – puts her firmly in the Trump-Musk fascist camp.
Bogsnorkler said:
Arts said:
Bubblecar said:I think she means “trans male” (transwomen are male).
And she really needs to listen to the many women who have indeed been harassed by males who “identify as women”.
gender neutral bathrooms means anyone can go in… males, female, trans, non binary, etc and so on…
the ‘many’ women who have been harassed by males who identify as women, probably also get hassled by men while walking down the street..
the problem is not the bathrooms…
unisex toilets have been around for quite a while.
I’ve even got some in my home.
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Arts said:gender neutral bathrooms means anyone can go in… males, female, trans, non binary, etc and so on…
the ‘many’ women who have been harassed by males who identify as women, probably also get hassled by men while walking down the street..
the problem is not the bathrooms…
unisex toilets have been around for quite a while.
I’ve even got some in my home.
Which you share with people you know and love.
It’s really quite amazing that now, so soon after the all-too-brief “me-too” movement, it’s the “woke left” who seek to deny women basic safe spaces.
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Arts said:gender neutral bathrooms means anyone can go in… males, female, trans, non binary, etc and so on…
the ‘many’ women who have been harassed by males who identify as women, probably also get hassled by men while walking down the street..
the problem is not the bathrooms…
unisex toilets have been around for quite a while.
I’ve even got some in my home.
but you’re with it, Man.
the only ladies’ toilets that i have ever felt scared in were at the old doghouse hotel. so much angry and weird lesbian graffiti.
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Arts said:gender neutral bathrooms means anyone can go in… males, female, trans, non binary, etc and so on…
the ‘many’ women who have been harassed by males who identify as women, probably also get hassled by men while walking down the street..
the problem is not the bathrooms…
unisex toilets have been around for quite a while.
I’ve even got some in my home.
Were not uncommon in Qld Health facilities offices.
When i first started them, they told me that it was unisex toilets, and asked if that bothered me.
I was a bit confused. “Umm…no…does it bother anyone else?”.
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
unisex toilets have been around for quite a while.
I’ve even got some in my home.
Were not uncommon in Qld Health facilities offices.
When i first started them, they told me that it was unisex toilets, and asked if that bothered me.
I was a bit confused. “Umm…no…does it bother anyone else?”.
we’ve seen individual cubicles that enter straight off main areas so the question we then have is, what would distinguish one gender of such a toiletroom from another
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
unisex toilets have been around for quite a while.
I’ve even got some in my home.
Which you share with people you know and love.
It’s really quite amazing that now, so soon after the all-too-brief “me-too” movement, it’s the “woke left” who seek to deny women basic safe spaces.
does shitting on bad men count
Bubblecar said:
kii said:
Bubblecar said:
I think she means “trans male” (transwomen are male).
And she really needs to listen to the many women who have indeed been harassed by males who “identify as women”.
Read it again.
Then just stfu.
Kii’s idea of “debate” – “just stfu” – puts her firmly in the Trump-Musk fascist camp.
this is probably not an acceptable escalation
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Arts said:gender neutral bathrooms means anyone can go in… males, female, trans, non binary, etc and so on…
the ‘many’ women who have been harassed by males who identify as women, probably also get hassled by men while walking down the street..
the problem is not the bathrooms…
unisex toilets have been around for quite a while.
I’ve even got some in my home.
You are now part of the woke elite
diddly-squat said:
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:unisex toilets have been around for quite a while.
I’ve even got some in my home.
You are now part of the woke elite
Noice

fsm said:
Edgy…
fsm said:
:)
A German company that sells cleaning equipment used its pressure washers to create a giant image of Godzilla on the Iwaya Kawauchi Dam in Saga Prefecture, Japan.

Neophyte said:
A German company that sells cleaning equipment used its pressure washers to create a giant image of Godzilla on the Iwaya Kawauchi Dam in Saga Prefecture, Japan.
didn’t someone just write that same an hour or two ago
SCIENCE said:
Neophyte said:
A German company that sells cleaning equipment used its pressure washers to create a giant image of Godzilla on the Iwaya Kawauchi Dam in Saga Prefecture, Japan.
didn’t someone just write that same an hour or two ago
yeah, In the art thread,
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:Neophyte said:
A German company that sells cleaning equipment used its pressure washers to create a giant image of Godzilla on the Iwaya Kawauchi Dam in Saga Prefecture, Japan.
didn’t someone just write that same an hour or two ago
yeah, In the art thread,
Well, I never claimed to be the firstest with the mostest.
Neophyte said:
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:
didn’t someone just write that same an hour or two ago
yeah, In the art thread,
Well, I never claimed to be the firstest with the mostest.
Aha well just wait until yous see where we post next¡

sarahs mum said:
Stanley Clarke: Hold my beer.
Bubblecar said:
kii said:
Bubblecar said:I think she means “trans male” (transwomen are male).
And she really needs to listen to the many women who have indeed been harassed by males who “identify as women”.
Read it again.
Then just stfu.
Kii’s idea of “debate” – “just stfu” – puts her firmly in the Trump-Musk fascist camp.
Lololol 😆 get a grip, Bubblecar.
It put me in the I’m-tired-it’s-time-to-sleep camp. A quick response was needed.
So I slept.
sarahs mum said:
the only ladies’ toilets that i have ever felt scared in were at the old doghouse hotel. so much angry and weird lesbian graffiti.
This has reminded me of an incident when I was in my late teens. Mother ran a women’s centre in Brisbane, as usual she got her teenage kids to help with stuff. I was part of a group cleaning out an old home to set it up as a women’s refuge. Hot, dirty work.
As a bunch of us sat on the floor for lunch one of the main paid workers, a lesbian, sat opposite me with her legs wide open. She had a skirt on. As she stared at me she bent her knees, showing her nether regions to me. No knickers. She fanned herself with her skirt, and just held my gaze.
I have never felt so threatened by anyone before. I think it was because I trusted women, and here was an older woman betraying that trust.
Anyway, she eventually went on to become a very public figure in child protection programs in NSW. So, that was great.
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
the only ladies’ toilets that i have ever felt scared in were at the old doghouse hotel. so much angry and weird lesbian graffiti.
This has reminded me of an incident when I was in my late teens. Mother ran a women’s centre in Brisbane, as usual she got her teenage kids to help with stuff. I was part of a group cleaning out an old home to set it up as a women’s refuge. Hot, dirty work.
As a bunch of us sat on the floor for lunch one of the main paid workers, a lesbian, sat opposite me with her legs wide open. She had a skirt on. As she stared at me she bent her knees, showing her nether regions to me. No knickers. She fanned herself with her skirt, and just held my gaze.
I have never felt so threatened by anyone before. I think it was because I trusted women, and here was an older woman betraying that trust.
Anyway, she eventually went on to become a very public figure in child protection programs in NSW. So, that was great.
awful.
just awful.
sarahs mum said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
the only ladies’ toilets that i have ever felt scared in were at the old doghouse hotel. so much angry and weird lesbian graffiti.
This has reminded me of an incident when I was in my late teens. Mother ran a women’s centre in Brisbane, as usual she got her teenage kids to help with stuff. I was part of a group cleaning out an old home to set it up as a women’s refuge. Hot, dirty work.
As a bunch of us sat on the floor for lunch one of the main paid workers, a lesbian, sat opposite me with her legs wide open. She had a skirt on. As she stared at me she bent her knees, showing her nether regions to me. No knickers. She fanned herself with her skirt, and just held my gaze.
I have never felt so threatened by anyone before. I think it was because I trusted women, and here was an older woman betraying that trust.
Anyway, she eventually went on to become a very public figure in child protection programs in NSW. So, that was great.
awful.
just awful.
I Googled her. She received an AO in 2009 “…for her service to the community as a leading advocate in the protection of the rights and welfare of children and youth.”
I could name her here, but whatever.
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
kii said:This has reminded me of an incident when I was in my late teens. Mother ran a women’s centre in Brisbane, as usual she got her teenage kids to help with stuff. I was part of a group cleaning out an old home to set it up as a women’s refuge. Hot, dirty work.
As a bunch of us sat on the floor for lunch one of the main paid workers, a lesbian, sat opposite me with her legs wide open. She had a skirt on. As she stared at me she bent her knees, showing her nether regions to me. No knickers. She fanned herself with her skirt, and just held my gaze.
I have never felt so threatened by anyone before. I think it was because I trusted women, and here was an older woman betraying that trust.
Anyway, she eventually went on to become a very public figure in child protection programs in NSW. So, that was great.
awful.
just awful.
I Googled her. She received an AO in 2009 “…for her service to the community as a leading advocate in the protection of the rights and welfare of children and youth.”
I could name her here, but whatever.
Was it just you, or did this happen to other teenage kids? Or do you not know or not discuss this with anyone at the time?

party_pants said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:awful.
just awful.
I Googled her. She received an AO in 2009 “…for her service to the community as a leading advocate in the protection of the rights and welfare of children and youth.”
I could name her here, but whatever.
Was it just you, or did this happen to other teenage kids? Or do you not know or not discuss this with anyone at the time?
I have no idea about other kids’s experiences with her. I didn’t talk to anyone about it when it happened. I already felt that I had no voice in my family.
SCIENCE said:
Bubblecar said:
kii said:
Read it again.
Then just stfu.
Kii’s idea of “debate” – “just stfu” – puts her firmly in the Trump-Musk fascist camp.
this is probably not an acceptable escalation
It’s okay. He’s already called me a bunch of names, threatened to call the police on me for “stalking” him, and generally attacked me as an isolated, mentally unwell, elderly widow.
Bubblecar doesn’t scare me with his words. He just reveals his true nature.
kii said:
SCIENCE said:
Bubblecar said:
Kii’s idea of “debate” – “just stfu” – puts her firmly in the Trump-Musk fascist camp.
this is probably not an acceptable escalation
It’s okay. He’s already called me a bunch of names, threatened to call the police on me for “stalking” him, and generally attacked me as an isolated, mentally unwell, elderly widow.
Bubblecar doesn’t scare me with his words. He just reveals his true nature.
everyone has the right to defend themselves
sarahs mum said:
but 3 years


Bloke has a website that looks just like the ChatGPT one, but instead of the AI answering questions it’s just him.
This amuses me.

kii said:
Heh.

First crop off the GMO blackberry canes.

captain_spalding said:
Goes off to quietly weep.
Bogsnorkler said:
First crop off the GMO blackberry canes.
shopped.
sarahs mum said:
Just feel that a clarification might help someone.

captain_spalding said:
a social media ban keeping everyone firmly grounded in the real world and touching whatever grass is left would have prevented this
Michael V said:
kii said:
Heh.
いいえ
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
kii said:
Heh.
いいえ
i e Latin for that is
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
Just feel that a clarification might help someone.
It’s certainly true that transwomen are men, and like all men, some of them are predatory.
Good reason to keep all males out of women’s safe spaces, as the real feminists are demanding.
Bubblecar said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
Just feel that a clarification might help someone.
It’s certainly true that transwomen are men, and like all men, some of them are predatory.
Good reason to keep all males out of women’s safe spaces, as the real feminists are demanding.
I take offence at the ‘real feminist’ remark.
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
Just feel that a clarification might help someone.
wait so all women are women unless they commit crimes and then they are men therefore only men commit crimes
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said:
kii said:Just feel that a clarification might help someone.
It’s certainly true that transwomen are men, and like all men, some of them are predatory.
Good reason to keep all males out of women’s safe spaces, as the real feminists are demanding.
I take offence at the ‘real feminist’ remark.
In a world in which a wide variety of ideologies claim to speak for “real feminism”, I don’t think it’s controversial to claim that the real feminists are the ones who prioritise women’s sex-based rights over male concerns.
Those who grant greater weight to male fetishes, or male attempts to appropriate female identity, are a lot more problematic.
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
Just feel that a clarification might help someone.
wait so all women are women unless they commit crimes and then they are men therefore only men commit crimes
At the insistence of transgender activists, in various parts of the world male sex crimes are now recorded as committed by women if the males involved “identify as women”.
It’s cause a huge increase in the statistics for supposed “female sex crime”.
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:kii said:
Just feel that a clarification might help someone.
wait so all women are women unless they commit crimes and then they are men therefore only men commit crimes
At the insistence of transgender activists, in various parts of the world male sex crimes are now recorded as committed by women if the males involved “identify as women”.
It’s cause a huge increase in the statistics for supposed “female sex crime”.
well maybe they can just look into the life history and profiles of criminals instead of reducing all this shit to meaningless distinctions for the purpose
SCIENCE said:
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:wait so all women are women unless they commit crimes and then they are men therefore only men commit crimes
At the insistence of transgender activists, in various parts of the world male sex crimes are now recorded as committed by women if the males involved “identify as women”.
It’s cause a huge increase in the statistics for supposed “female sex crime”.
well maybe they can just look into the life history and profiles of criminals instead of reducing all this shit to meaningless distinctions for the purpose
Maybe they could give due to weight to reality and identify people by their actual sex, not “preferred pronouns”.
due to weight = due weight :)
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:
Bubblecar said:
At the insistence of transgender activists, in various parts of the world male sex crimes are now recorded as committed by women if the males involved “identify as women”.
It’s cause a huge increase in the statistics for supposed “female sex crime”.
well maybe they can just look into the life history and profiles of criminals instead of reducing all this shit to meaningless distinctions for the purpose
Maybe they could give due to weight to reality and identify people by their actual sex, not “preferred pronouns”.
maybe they can just do something useful like update the detail in their information collection systems to bring them into the 21st century
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said:
kii said:Just feel that a clarification might help someone.
It’s certainly true that transwomen are men, and like all men, some of them are predatory.
Good reason to keep all males out of women’s safe spaces, as the real feminists are demanding.
I take offence at the ‘real feminist’ remark.
I find that everything he says is offensive.
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
Bubblecar said:It’s certainly true that transwomen are men, and like all men, some of them are predatory.
Good reason to keep all males out of women’s safe spaces, as the real feminists are demanding.
I take offence at the ‘real feminist’ remark.
I find that everything he says is offensive.
all over the idea of unisex toilets.
sarahs mum said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:I take offence at the ‘real feminist’ remark.
I find that everything he says is offensive.
all over the idea of unisex toilets.
No, the principles are (or used to be) quite important.
Some women clearly don’t want or care about female-only safe spaces, but many still do.
Not so long ago all feminists regarded this as important. Now, only the gender-critical ones do. The others have been persuaded that men who say they are women really are women, ‘cos they say so.
I only care about it because I was brought up to believe that men should care about women’s rights. And there are many feminists out there who still insist I have that responsibility and are appreciative of me agreeing with them.
But yeah, there are also plenty of non-gender-critical women who shit on me for maintaining such views.
If I had any sense, I’d turn my back on the whole subject and say, “Not my problem” :)
sarahs mum said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
I take offence at the ‘real feminist’ remark.
I find that everything he says is offensive.
all over the idea of unisex toilets.
we still don’t understand the need for distinction

Bubblecar said:
kii said:
sarahs mum said:
Just feel that a clarification might help someone.
It’s certainly true that transwomen are men, and like all men, some of them are predatory.
Good reason to keep all males out of women’s safe spaces, as the real feminists are demanding.
Once again you fail to understand transwomen.
Best regards,
A Real Feminist

kii said:
it’s all about the bathrooms



Bogsnorkler said:

Bogsnorkler said:
Ha!
kii said:
Bubblecar said:
kii said:Just feel that a clarification might help someone.
It’s certainly true that transwomen are men, and like all men, some of them are predatory.
Good reason to keep all males out of women’s safe spaces, as the real feminists are demanding.
Once again you fail to understand transwomen.
Best regards,
A Real Feminist
Once again we haven’t got past transwomen and bathrooms. For some reason bubblecar continues to argue that transwomen can’t be included in a gender-neutral place and ignores that ‘real men’ are day to day the people who offend against women.
sarahs mum said:
kii said:
Bubblecar said:It’s certainly true that transwomen are men, and like all men, some of them are predatory.
Good reason to keep all males out of women’s safe spaces, as the real feminists are demanding.
Once again you fail to understand transwomen.
Best regards,
A Real Feminist
Once again we haven’t got past transwomen and bathrooms. For some reason bubblecar continues to argue that transwomen can’t be included in a gender-neutral place and ignores that ‘real men’ are day to day the people who offend against women.
A woman’s bathroom is not a a gender neutral place. It’s a women’s bathroom…
furious said:
sarahs mum said:
kii said:Once again you fail to understand transwomen.
Best regards,
A Real Feminist
Once again we haven’t got past transwomen and bathrooms. For some reason bubblecar continues to argue that transwomen can’t be included in a gender-neutral place and ignores that ‘real men’ are day to day the people who offend against women.
A woman’s bathroom is not a a gender neutral place. It’s a women’s bathroom…
but this is the meme we started with.

sarahs mum said:
kii said:
Bubblecar said:It’s certainly true that transwomen are men, and like all men, some of them are predatory.
Good reason to keep all males out of women’s safe spaces, as the real feminists are demanding.
Once again you fail to understand transwomen.
Best regards,
A Real Feminist
Once again we haven’t got past transwomen and bathrooms. For some reason bubblecar continues to argue that transwomen can’t be included in a gender-neutral place and ignores that ‘real men’ are day to day the people who offend against women.
Transwomen are real men. They are 100% included in the set of “people who offend against women”. In fact statistics show that the men in prison who identify as transwomen have a higher rate of sexual offending than the men in prison who identify as men.
It seems you and kii can’t get past the “magical thinking” that men who dress up as ladies and say “I’m a woman” really are women. They’re men – you can’t be a “transwoman” unless you are male, it’s essential to the definition of the term.
Anyway, that’s my last word in this argument which is getting way too repetitive :)
And as I’ve said before, it’s not my problem. The ethics and politics of it all can be sorted out by those more relevant to the debate.
My main concern has really been to maintain a scientifically realistic perspective, which sadly many are more than happy to discard on this issue. But I don’t even care about that any more, it’s too much hassle.
esselte said:
esselte said:
Bogsnorkler said:
wait until yous find out about what happens to the value of an automobile the moment it leaves the dealership
furious said:
sarahs mum said:
kii said:Once again you fail to understand transwomen.
Best regards,
A Real Feminist
Once again we haven’t got past transwomen and bathrooms. For some reason bubblecar continues to argue that transwomen can’t be included in a gender-neutral place and ignores that ‘real men’ are day to day the people who offend against women.
A woman’s bathroom is not a a gender neutral place. It’s a women’s bathroom…
seriously though why the apartheid
sarahs mum said:
furious said:
sarahs mum said:
Once again we haven’t got past transwomen and bathrooms. For some reason bubblecar continues to argue that transwomen can’t be included in a gender-neutral place and ignores that ‘real men’ are day to day the people who offend against women.
A woman’s bathroom is not a a gender neutral place. It’s a women’s bathroom…
but this is the meme we started with.
so it’s actually a statement about prevalence bias and corresponding fallacy
SCIENCE said:
esselte said:
esselte said:
wait until yous find out about what happens to the value of an automobile the moment it leaves the dealership
Only people who have never bought a car might be unaware.
SCIENCE said:
esselte said:
esselte said:
wait until yous find out about what happens to the value of an automobile the moment it leaves the dealership
Consumption is the global economy. Everything that goes on is because somewhere somebody is buying stuff/
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:
kii said:Once again you fail to understand transwomen.
Best regards,
A Real Feminist
Once again we haven’t got past transwomen and bathrooms. For some reason bubblecar continues to argue that transwomen can’t be included in a gender-neutral place and ignores that ‘real men’ are day to day the people who offend against women.
Transwomen are real men. They are 100% included in the set of “people who offend against women”. In fact statistics show that the men in prison who identify as transwomen have a higher rate of sexual offending than the men in prison who identify as men.
It seems you and kii can’t get past the “magical thinking” that men who dress up as ladies and say “I’m a woman” really are women. They’re men – you can’t be a “transwoman” unless you are male, it’s essential to the definition of the term.
Anyway, that’s my last word in this argument which is getting way too repetitive :)
And as I’ve said before, it’s not my problem. The ethics and politics of it all can be sorted out by those more relevant to the debate.
My main concern has really been to maintain a scientifically realistic perspective, which sadly many are more than happy to discard on this issue. But I don’t even care about that any more, it’s too much hassle.
So, are what are transmen?
kii said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:Once again we haven’t got past transwomen and bathrooms. For some reason bubblecar continues to argue that transwomen can’t be included in a gender-neutral place and ignores that ‘real men’ are day to day the people who offend against women.
Transwomen are real men. They are 100% included in the set of “people who offend against women”. In fact statistics show that the men in prison who identify as transwomen have a higher rate of sexual offending than the men in prison who identify as men.
It seems you and kii can’t get past the “magical thinking” that men who dress up as ladies and say “I’m a woman” really are women. They’re men – you can’t be a “transwoman” unless you are male, it’s essential to the definition of the term.
Anyway, that’s my last word in this argument which is getting way too repetitive :)
And as I’ve said before, it’s not my problem. The ethics and politics of it all can be sorted out by those more relevant to the debate.
My main concern has really been to maintain a scientifically realistic perspective, which sadly many are more than happy to discard on this issue. But I don’t even care about that any more, it’s too much hassle.
So, *what are transmen?
*Pardon. I coughed when typing that. I’m lying on my side and typing with my non-dominant hand.
kii said:
Bubblecar said:
sarahs mum said:Once again we haven’t got past transwomen and bathrooms. For some reason bubblecar continues to argue that transwomen can’t be included in a gender-neutral place and ignores that ‘real men’ are day to day the people who offend against women.
Transwomen are real men. They are 100% included in the set of “people who offend against women”. In fact statistics show that the men in prison who identify as transwomen have a higher rate of sexual offending than the men in prison who identify as men.
It seems you and kii can’t get past the “magical thinking” that men who dress up as ladies and say “I’m a woman” really are women. They’re men – you can’t be a “transwoman” unless you are male, it’s essential to the definition of the term.
Anyway, that’s my last word in this argument which is getting way too repetitive :)
And as I’ve said before, it’s not my problem. The ethics and politics of it all can be sorted out by those more relevant to the debate.
My main concern has really been to maintain a scientifically realistic perspective, which sadly many are more than happy to discard on this issue. But I don’t even care about that any more, it’s too much hassle.
So, are what are transmen?
Women who “identify as men”.
I put these things in quotes because really, trans people are identifying as what they imagine the opposite sex to be like, since the reality is not something they can experience. And “what they imagine” is often, not surprisingly, a caricature based on sexist stereotypes.
But anyway, I really am bowing out of the whole kerfuffle now, so feel free to chat amongst yourselves on this topic :)
Bubblecar said:
…so feel free to chat amongst yourselves on this topic :)
Not for all the tea in China.
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
…so feel free to chat amongst yourselves on this topic :)Not for all the tea in China.
Aye, it’s pretty thankless :)
Bubblecar said:
kii said:
Bubblecar said:Transwomen are real men. They are 100% included in the set of “people who offend against women”. In fact statistics show that the men in prison who identify as transwomen have a higher rate of sexual offending than the men in prison who identify as men.
It seems you and kii can’t get past the “magical thinking” that men who dress up as ladies and say “I’m a woman” really are women. They’re men – you can’t be a “transwoman” unless you are male, it’s essential to the definition of the term.
Anyway, that’s my last word in this argument which is getting way too repetitive :)
And as I’ve said before, it’s not my problem. The ethics and politics of it all can be sorted out by those more relevant to the debate.
My main concern has really been to maintain a scientifically realistic perspective, which sadly many are more than happy to discard on this issue. But I don’t even care about that any more, it’s too much hassle.
So, are what are transmen?
Women who “identify as men”.
I put these things in quotes because really, trans people are identifying as what they imagine the opposite sex to be like, since the reality is not something they can experience. And “what they imagine” is often, not surprisingly, a caricature based on sexist stereotypes.
But anyway, I really am bowing out of the whole kerfuffle now, so feel free to chat amongst yourselves on this topic :)
Bowing in always seems to be a mistake. I tend to avoid it on this topic. I don’t think there is an answer.
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
…so feel free to chat amongst yourselves on this topic :)Not for all the tea in China.
or the coffee in Brazil.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
…so feel free to chat amongst yourselves on this topic :)Not for all the tea in China.
or the coffee in Brazil.
not for all the wax in Brazil
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
…so feel free to chat amongst yourselves on this topic :)Not for all the tea in China.
Aye, it’s pretty thankless :)
Just because you think these things about transwomen are true, doesn’t mean that they are.
Also, it is disgusting that you have viciously attacked me in the past and you believe that you are a feminist. Especially when you use the description “a real feminist”.
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
Not for all the tea in China.
or the coffee in Brazil.
not for all the wax in Brazil
BRICS bad¡
kii said:
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
Not for all the tea in China.
Aye, it’s pretty thankless :)
Just because you think these things about transwomen are true, doesn’t mean that they are.
Also, it is disgusting that you have viciously attacked me in the past and you believe that you are a feminist. Especially when you use the description “a real feminist”.
that’s the beauty of it though i’n‘it ¿ If a Real Man identifies as a feminist, are they really a feminist
wait
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
esselte said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Ha!
wait until yous find out about what happens to the value of an automobile the moment it leaves the dealership
Only people who have never bought a car might be unaware.
Consumption is the global economy. Everything that goes on is because somewhere somebody is buying stuff/
anyway we realised we misflattened the quote sequence earlier so we fixed it for yous and apologise profusely
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:Not for all the tea in China.
or the coffee in Brazil.
not for all the wax in Brazil
The memes today are of below average quality. They don’t even have images.
Kingy said:
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:or the coffee in Brazil.
not for all the wax in Brazil
The memes today are of below average quality. They don’t even have images.

Kingy said:
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:or the coffee in Brazil.
not for all the wax in Brazil
The memes today are of below average quality. They don’t even have images.

dv said:
Crazy.
dv said:
almost as dense as anonymous.
dv said:
I think that’s a square gram.

dv said:
JFC!
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Crazy.
The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Crazy.
The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
dv said:
Crazy.
The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
= bulk.
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:Crazy.
The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
yeah, but a diamond vest, even if not bulletproof, would be metal af.
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
captain_spalding said:The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
yeah, but a diamond vest, even if not bulletproof, would be metal af.
Sounds more like something Liberace would wear
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:Crazy.
The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
and diamonds have cleavage points.
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:Crazy.
The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
Diamond cleaves easily.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
captain_spalding said:The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
and diamonds have cleavage points.
ideal for manboobs.
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
yeah, but a diamond vest, even if not bulletproof, would be metal af.
Sounds more like something Liberace would wear
I’m sure he would have.
Michael V said:
dv said:
captain_spalding said:The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
Diamond cleaves easily.
so did anne.
Michael V said:
dv said:
captain_spalding said:The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
Diamond cleaves easily.
Yes. it does.
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:
dv said:I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
Diamond cleaves easily.
so did anne.
Dear oh dear.
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:
dv said:I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
Diamond cleaves easily.
so did anne.
I thought she was beheaded but not so. therefore that joke failed.
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:Diamond cleaves easily.
so did anne.
I thought she was beheaded but not so. therefore that joke failed.
You must be devastated.
dv said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:Crazy.
The difference between a pound of feathers,and a pound of lead.
I mean even before we get to 15 grams per gram, this is troubling. Diamond is not a metal. Abrasion resistant materials are not especially bulletproof.
I was gonna point out that diamond is not metal, but I thought I’d wait for the experts…
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:so did anne.
I thought she was beheaded but not so. therefore that joke failed.
You must be devastated.
gutted.
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:I thought she was beheaded but not so. therefore that joke failed.
You must be devastated.
gutted.
No, that was a different form of execution.
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:Diamond cleaves easily.
so did anne.
I thought she was beheaded but not so. therefore that joke failed.
I thought you were talking about the novelist.
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:so did anne.
I thought she was beheaded but not so. therefore that joke failed.
I thought you were talking about the novelist.
good grief, no.
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:I thought she was beheaded but not so. therefore that joke failed.
I thought you were talking about the novelist.
good grief, no.
All animals cleave.




Arts said:
who gives a round smelly brown one about Thanksgiving anyway??
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
——
Although I was happy to get a considerable discount on the keyboard I bought.
sarahs mum said:
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from——
Although I was happy to get a considerable discount on the keyboard I bought.
Well, we’re always happy to get a bargain on something we were actively searching for.
But the dozens of spam emails and texts for something I am not looking for right now are very irritating. My work email address especially.
party_pants said:
Arts said:
who gives a round smelly brown one about Thanksgiving anyway??
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
Well you’re a fucking delight.
Arts said:
party_pants said:
Arts said:
who gives a round smelly brown one about Thanksgiving anyway??
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
Well you’re a fucking delight.
I’ve turned old and grumpy about the world.
Arts said:
party_pants said:
Arts said:
who gives a round smelly brown one about Thanksgiving anyway??
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
Well you’re a fucking delight.
Someone loves a bargain.
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from——
Although I was happy to get a considerable discount on the keyboard I bought.
Well, we’re always happy to get a bargain on something we were actively searching for.
But the dozens of spam emails and texts for something I am not looking for right now are very irritating. My work email address especially.
I was indeed actively looking for such.
sarahs mum said:
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from——
Although I was happy to get a considerable discount on the keyboard I bought.
Well, we’re always happy to get a bargain on something we were actively searching for.
But the dozens of spam emails and texts for something I am not looking for right now are very irritating. My work email address especially.
I was indeed actively looking for such.
well there you go then, I hope it gives you endless hours of typing pleasure, and serves you for many Thanksgivings in the future :)
I mean like the place where I bought a pair of nice black leather shoes 2 years ago to attend a wedding. Shoes that I only worn another 3 or 4 times since, have sent me a good 10 emails and texts urging me to buy another pair. And the messages are like “only 24 hours left”, “only 8 hours left” and so on counting down the hours.
it is just plain annoying.
party_pants said:
I mean like the place where I bought a pair of nice black leather shoes 2 years ago to attend a wedding. Shoes that I only worn another 3 or 4 times since, have sent me a good 10 emails and texts urging me to buy another pair. And the messages are like “only 24 hours left”, “only 8 hours left” and so on counting down the hours.it is just plain annoying.
unsubscribe.
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
party_pants said:Well, we’re always happy to get a bargain on something we were actively searching for.
But the dozens of spam emails and texts for something I am not looking for right now are very irritating. My work email address especially.
I was indeed actively looking for such.
well there you go then, I hope it gives you endless hours of typing pleasure, and serves you for many Thanksgivings in the future :)
it’s one of these keyboards. for the grandkiddos.

party_pants said:
I mean like the place where I bought a pair of nice black leather shoes 2 years ago to attend a wedding. Shoes that I only worn another 3 or 4 times since, have sent me a good 10 emails and texts urging me to buy another pair. And the messages are like “only 24 hours left”, “only 8 hours left” and so on counting down the hours.it is just plain annoying.
junk mail.
party_pants said:
Arts said:
party_pants said:who gives a round smelly brown one about Thanksgiving anyway??
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
Well you’re a fucking delight.
I’ve turned old and grumpy about the world.
Yes, we settle into curmudgeon easily.
The world is changing too fast and we are not as fast to adapt.
Although I felt validation when the Macquarie Dictionary named enshittification as the word of the year. It sums up a lot of what we feel.
sarahs mum said:
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:I was indeed actively looking for such.
well there you go then, I hope it gives you endless hours of typing pleasure, and serves you for many Thanksgivings in the future :)
it’s one of these keyboards. for the grandkiddos.
Ah – well i hope it launches them into a music career of stardom and fame then :)
party_pants said:
Arts said:
who gives a round smelly brown one about Thanksgiving anyway??
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
+1 bazillion.
Michael V said:
party_pants said:
Arts said:
who gives a round smelly brown one about Thanksgiving anyway??
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
+1 bazillion.
Don’t read on Mr V. I fear we are discovered…
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
party_pants said:who gives a round smelly brown one about Thanksgiving anyway??
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
+1 bazillion.
Don’t read on Mr V. I fear we are discovered…
I did read on. If sm hates me for the rest of my life then so be it.
I really, really, really dislike cultural imperialism.
And I am so sick of it.
If they they want to call it “November sales”, then good luck to them.
If they want to have a sale on Friday 13th, then great, call it a “Black Friday Sale”
But please don’t import yet another US cultural thing. It’s really fucking annoying.
Michael V said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:+1 bazillion.
Don’t read on Mr V. I fear we are discovered…
I did read on. If sm hates me for the rest of my life then so be it.
I really, really, really dislike cultural imperialism.
And I am so sick of it.
If they they want to call it “November sales”, then good luck to them.
If they want to have a sale on Friday 13th, then great, call it a “Black Friday Sale”
But please don’t import yet another US cultural thing. It’s really fucking annoying.
I have no issue with people taking advantage of bargains if it is demand-side driven. I just don’t like the supply-side push-sell blitz.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
party_pants said:
Don’t read on Mr V. I fear we are discovered…
I did read on. If sm hates me for the rest of my life then so be it.
I really, really, really dislike cultural imperialism.
And I am so sick of it.
If they they want to call it “November sales”, then good luck to them.
If they want to have a sale on Friday 13th, then great, call it a “Black Friday Sale”
But please don’t import yet another US cultural thing. It’s really fucking annoying.
I have no issue with people taking advantage of bargains if it is demand-side driven. I just don’t like the supply-side push-sell blitz.
we mean we pretty much hate all advertising
SCIENCE said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
I did read on. If sm hates me for the rest of my life then so be it.
I really, really, really dislike cultural imperialism.
And I am so sick of it.
If they they want to call it “November sales”, then good luck to them.
If they want to have a sale on Friday 13th, then great, call it a “Black Friday Sale”
But please don’t import yet another US cultural thing. It’s really fucking annoying.
I have no issue with people taking advantage of bargains if it is demand-side driven. I just don’t like the supply-side push-sell blitz.
we mean we pretty much hate all advertising
Ha!
Yes.
But Cultural Imperialism is another level to drive my hatred.
Michael V said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:+1 bazillion.
Don’t read on Mr V. I fear we are discovered…
I did read on. If sm hates me for the rest of my life then so be it.
I really, really, really dislike cultural imperialism.
And I am so sick of it.
If they they want to call it “November sales”, then good luck to them.
If they want to have a sale on Friday 13th, then great, call it a “Black Friday Sale”
But please don’t import yet another US cultural thing. It’s really fucking annoying.
I’m with you two too…
but I was happy to snare my bargain.
party_pants said:
Arts said:
who gives a round smelly brown one about Thanksgiving anyway??
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
Hear hear.
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from——
Although I was happy to get a considerable discount on the keyboard I bought.
Well, we’re always happy to get a bargain on something we were actively searching for.
But the dozens of spam emails and texts for something I am not looking for right now are very irritating. My work email address especially.
All you can do is redirect them all to the SPAM bin. Send a trash burned receipt and block that email.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Arts said:
party_pants said:who gives a round smelly brown one about Thanksgiving anyway??
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from
Well you’re a fucking delight.
Someone loves a bargain.
Remember for all of us that don’t take part, that leaves those who do less time in a queue and more time to get crushed in the rush.
sarahs mum said:
party_pants said:
sarahs mum said:
And you can stick your Black Friday sales back in the same place they came from——
Although I was happy to get a considerable discount on the keyboard I bought.
Well, we’re always happy to get a bargain on something we were actively searching for.
But the dozens of spam emails and texts for something I am not looking for right now are very irritating. My work email address especially.
I was indeed actively looking for such.
You’d have had to bought it at some time but you didn’t wait all year for Black Friday.
Michael V said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:+1 bazillion.
Don’t read on Mr V. I fear we are discovered…
I did read on. If sm hates me for the rest of my life then so be it.
I really, really, really dislike cultural imperialism.
And I am so sick of it.
If they they want to call it “November sales”, then good luck to them.
If they want to have a sale on Friday 13th, then great, call it a “Black Friday Sale”
But please don’t import yet another US cultural thing. It’s really fucking annoying.
Absolutely. It is all enshittifact.

fsm said:
That’s so bad, it made me laugh.
:)
fsm said:
Dear oh dear.
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
That’s so bad, it made me laugh.
:)
Dear oh dear.
so RobEd Cormier was right


fsm said:
:)
fsm said:
LOL
fsm said:
That’s a really, really old one. It was old when I worked at Barnes & Noble over 8 years ago.
Try to keep up.
BTW, it’s a Barnes & Noble store.
kii said:
fsm said:
That’s a really, really old one. It was old when I worked at Barnes & Noble over 8 years ago.
Try to keep up.BTW, it’s a Barnes & Noble store.
recycling.

JudgeMental said:
LOL, I had a dog like that
JudgeMental said:
Shopped.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
LOL, I had a dog like that
We had one “Turner” that the boys taught to catch a football between his front legs and neck.
My sister and I had a dog that we (inadvertently) taught to climb ladders. We’d drag it up the slippery dip in the park and he would come down with us. Eventually he learnt to climb the ladder for himself. Mum and dad found out about our shenanigans when they discovered “Biscuit” on top of dad’s 10 foot step ladder, with no method of getting down.
“Splash” loved his tennis ball chasing.
Michael V said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
LOL, I had a dog like that
We had one “Turner” that the boys taught to catch a football between his front legs and neck.
My sister and I had a dog that we (inadvertently) taught to climb ladders. We’d drag it up the slippery dip in the park and he would come down with us. Eventually he learnt to climb the ladder for himself. Mum and dad found out about our shenanigans when they discovered “Biscuit” on top of dad’s 10 foot step ladder, with no method of getting down.
“Splash” loved his tennis ball chasing.
:)

Buffy at archery practice…
https://i.imgur.com/rHjQA2L.mp4

JudgeMental said:
except h’ job was graphic designer so
wait

dv said:
ROTFLMFAO

Rare good news
dv said:
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Rare good news
Yes, but the overall news coming out of Pompeii is not good.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
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Rare good news
Yes, but the overall news coming out of Pompeii is not good.
is this like the precision strikes in Gaza that don’t kill any civilians
I see the amish have going overboard this year on the christmas lights

JudgeMental said:
I see the amish have going overboard this year on the christmas lights
Images aren’t loading for me.
Check that you posted it correctly, if that’s ok I’ll take my computer in and get it checked out. But otherwise, I don’t know how we can fix it.
Over.
JudgeMental said:
I see the amish have going overboard this year on the christmas lights
The reappearance of this thread indicates y’all ain’t seeing the updated meme thread on the list but it looks right to me, so maybe refresh?
JudgeMental said:
I see the amish have going overboard this year on the christmas lights
Top tier meme though.