Date: 22/11/2024 12:54:20
From: Woodie
ID: 2217795
Subject: PerthTest
It seems you lot couldn’t give a toss.
But India did and won it.
It’s nunfar nuttin so far.
Well so the electric wireless tells me.
It seems you lot couldn’t give a toss.
But India did and won it.
It’s nunfar nuttin so far.
Well so the electric wireless tells me.
Woodie said:
It seems you lot couldn’t give a toss.But India did and won it.
It’s nunfar nuttin so far.
Well so the electric wireless tells me.
rubs hands
Peak Warming Man said:
Woodie said:
It seems you lot couldn’t give a toss.But India did and won it.
It’s nunfar nuttin so far.
Well so the electric wireless tells me.
rubs hands
And here I thought this was a test about Perth,,,,,
Ta. TV’s now on.
Channel 7 HD.
Woodie said:
It seems you lot couldn’t give a toss.But India did and won it.
It’s nunfar nuttin so far.
Well so the electric wireless tells me.
Pre-match blather. Don’t want to peak too soon :)
Jaiswal gooorn
Starc has one. IND 1/5
India are making heavy weather of this.
Hazlewood strikes. IND 2/14
Padikkal goorn.. duck
Devdutt has made the worst duck I can remember, 20 balls and he missed most of them.
Kohli goorn.. 5
Ian said:
Kohli goorn.. 5
Hazlewood strikes again. IND 3/32.
Michael V said:
Ian said:
Kohli goorn.. 5Hazlewood strikes again. IND 3/32.
GIVE THE GOAT A BOWL YA MUGS
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
Ian said:
Kohli goorn.. 5Hazlewood strikes again. IND 3/32.
GIVE THE GOAT A BOWL YA MUGS
Seems like they are listening to you, PWM.
The dangerous Rahul gooooorn.. 26
Starc strikes again. Rahul gone. IND 4/47.
And they are repairing to the sheds to have a bite to eat.
Peak Warming Man said:
And they are repairing to the sheds to have a bite to eat.
probably a nice vindaloo which should help with the runs.
Bogsnorkler said:
Peak Warming Man said:
And they are repairing to the sheds to have a bite to eat.
probably a nice vindaloo which should help with the runs.
Bogsnorkler said:
Peak Warming Man said:
And they are repairing to the sheds to have a bite to eat.
probably a nice vindaloo which should help with the runs.
I had a lovely lamb vindaloo in Sawtell last week.
Marsh is bowling now.
Michael V said:
Marsh is bowling now.
And he strikes. IND 5/59.
Gone.
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
Marsh is bowling now.
And he strikes. IND 5/59.
And again. IND 6/73
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
Marsh is bowling now.
And he strikes. IND 5/59.
And again. IND 6/73
And what sort of an Indian name is Washington?
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
Michael V said:And he strikes. IND 5/59.
And again. IND 6/73
And what sort of an Indian name is Washington?
Washington? .. goorn
Onya Mitch Marsh
Keep hearing the spirit of sibeen saying FUCK OFF.
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
Michael V said:And he strikes. IND 5/59.
And again. IND 6/73
And what sort of an Indian name is Washington?
LOL they hummed and hared over a review but decided against it but he got a healthy piece of glove to that one.
wakes up after little nanna nooze on the couch
Bloody ‘ell. Sixfa!!!
Be all over by lunchtime.
Scooped six.
Pants on fire.
Peak Warming Man said:
Scooped six.Pants on fire.
LOL
eeeeezzz ooot!
Cummins gets Pant! IND 7/121
Off with ya Pants!
Gets out ouija board.
Yes, something coming through.
Capital F capital U capital C……………
IND 8/128.
Brilliant catch in slips off Hazlewood.
Ian said:
Off with ya Pants!
LOL
Michael V said:
IND 8/128.Brilliant catch in slips off Hazlewood.
Got the multi :)
Hazlewood strikes again: IND 9/144
Bumrah gone for 8.
Michael V said:
Hazlewood strikes again: IND 9/144Bumrah gone for 8.
Tea delayed.
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
Hazlewood strikes again: IND 9/144Bumrah gone for 8.
Tea delayed.
I was wondering that.
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
Hazlewood strikes again: IND 9/144Bumrah gone for 8.
Tea delayed.
All out, 150.
McSweeney gone.. 10
Bumrah gets McSweeney LBW for 10.
AUS 1/14
Michael V said:
Bumrah gets McSweeney LBW for 10.AUS 1/14
Bumrah gets Khawaja for 8. AUS 2/19
Usman goorn.. 8
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
Bumrah gets McSweeney LBW for 10.AUS 1/14
Bumrah gets Khawaja for 8. AUS 2/19
Bumrah gets Smith for a golden duck! AUS 3/19
Smith.. a duck
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
Michael V said:
Bumrah gets McSweeney LBW for 10.AUS 1/14
Bumrah gets Khawaja for 8. AUS 2/19
Bumrah gets Smith for a golden duck! AUS 3/19
On a hat trick.
Bumrah, supposedly the best bowler in the world. Hard to argue..
Head goorn.. 11
Rana bowls Head for 11.
AUS 4/31.
AUS: 5/38
The Bison gone for 6.
Michael V said:
AUS: 5/38The Bison gone for 6.
Limited over cricket has killed the art of batting.
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
AUS: 5/38The Bison gone for 6.
Limited over cricket has killed the art of batting.
And it’s mostly Arts fault.
Labs goorn.. 2
99 minutes
Joyzuz Mother McReedy!!!
Labs gone LBW for 2 after facing 52 balls.
AUS: 6/47
Ian said:
Labs goorn.. 299 minutes
Good.
Cummins caught behind off Bumrah for 3.
AUS: 7/59.
Michael V said:
Cummins caught behind off Bumrah for 3.AUS: 7/59.
Dear oh dear.
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
AUS: 5/38The Bison gone for 6.
Limited over cricket has killed the art of batting.
And it’s mostly Arts fault.
Good
Stumps: AUS 7/67 in reply to IND’s 150.
17 wickets fallen in one day’s play!
Bumrah gets Carey for 21.
AUS: 8/70
Lyon gone for 5, caught in slips off the bowling of Rana.
AUS: 9/79
9/79
So we need a big one from Hazlewood.
Ian said:
9/79So we need a big one from Hazlewood.
He’s gotta hit his first 70.
Ian said:
9/79So we need a big one from Hazlewood.
You jest.
Michael V said:
Ian said:
9/79So we need a big one from Hazlewood.
You jest.
Ye of little faith.
Ian said:
Michael V said:
Ian said:
9/79So we need a big one from Hazlewood.
You jest.
Ye of little faith.
He’s got five. So he’s off to a good start.
Hazelwood faces Siraj.
roughbarked said:
Hazelwood faces Siraj.
Successully holds the wicket until the end of the over. Thus passing the strike back to Starc. Unselfishly scarificed two possible runs in order to do so.
Starc gone for a team high 26.
AUS all out for 104, in reply to IND’s 150.
Michael V said:
Starc gone for a team high 26.AUS all out for 104, in reply to IND’s 150.
Bowler’s paradise.
Tamb said:
Michael V said:
Starc gone for a team high 26.AUS all out for 104, in reply to IND’s 150.
Bowler’s paradise.
It has been unseasonally damp and humid in Perth the last week. The pitch hasn’t dried out and hardened as much as the curator wanted, so it isn’t causing as much wear and tear on the new ball. The new ball always swings a bit here, but the ball is staying in good condition and swinging much longer than normal.
It’s still nunfa. They’d better get a wriggle on, hey what but!
Woodie said:
It’s still nunfa. They’d better get a wriggle on, hey what but!
It seems like a completely different pitch to yestingday.
Woodie said:
It’s still nunfa. They’d better get a wriggle on, hey what but!
Still nunfa 2 hours later.
Better prepare that red hot poker. Bend over boys!!! This’ll make ya wriggle, hey what but!!!
Stumps: India 0-172 (Jaiswal 90, Rahul 62), India leads by 218
Got em just where we want em. :)
We’ve lulled them into a false sense of security now we’ll strike, they’ll be 1 for 200 before they’ll know it.
A ton for Jaiswal.
Well done.
Michael V said:
A ton for Jaiswal.Well done.
Brought up with a six.
And the highest opening partnership by IND in AUS.
Rahul gone for 77. Caught behind off the bowling of Starc.
IND: 1/201
Mitch strikes and they’re barely 200.
alright, the new ball has been taken
rubs hands
What’s the weather looking like in Perth.
Peak Warming Man said:
What’s the weather looking like in Perth.
Not much chance of rain. Hot today, top of around 34C. Cooling down a bit the next couple of days to mid 20s.
Peak Warming Man said:
What’s the weather looking like in Perth.
Hot.
party_pants said:
Peak Warming Man said:
What’s the weather looking like in Perth.
Not much chance of rain. Hot today, top of around 34C. Cooling down a bit the next couple of days to mid 20s.
Ta.
Hazlewood gets Padikkal for 25.
IND: 2/275
Michael V said:
Hazlewood gets Padikkal for 25.IND: 2/275
Caught in the slips by Smith
Kohli gone for a duck.
roughbarked said:
Kohli gone for a duck.
False alarm. Disregard the above.
Our plan is working.
35C now. Getting a bit hot.
Just been mopping and sweeping, and worked up a bit of a sweat now.
Jaiswal: 150.
Well done.
Jaiswal gone for 161, caught by Smith in the slips off the bowling of Marsh.
IND: 3/313
Pant out for 1, stumped!
Michael V said:
Pant out for 1, stumped!
IND: 4/320.
Jurel out for 1. LBW, Cummins.
5/321
Michael V said:
Jurel out for 1. LBW, Cummins.5/321
India collapse!
Washington gone for 29, bowled Lyon.
IND: 6/410
Michael V said:
Washington gone for 29, bowled Lyon.IND: 6/410
Which probably makes their lead unassailable.
geez, and I didn’t even study!!!
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
Washington gone for 29, bowled Lyon.IND: 6/410
Which probably makes their lead unassailable.
Especially with the turn available from the wearing pitch.
Bogsnorkler said:
geez, and I didn’t even study!!!
idgi
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
geez, and I didn’t even study!!!
idgi
didn’t you ever study for a test at school?
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
geez, and I didn’t even study!!!
idgi
didn’t you ever study for a test at school?
Not at school. But I did at university.
Kholi: a ton.
IND: 6/487, declared.
534 runs required by AUS to win.
Michael V said:
Kholi: a ton.IND: 6/487, declared.
534 runs required by AUS to win.
They got smacked to the shithouse,
Woodie said:
Michael V said:
Kholi: a ton.IND: 6/487, declared.
534 runs required by AUS to win.
They got smacked to the shithouse,
It’d be a highly unlikely AUS win.
So will this be the first time the Oz cricket team has been defeated on Australian soil?
Michael V said:
Woodie said:
Michael V said:
Kholi: a ton.IND: 6/487, declared.
534 runs required by AUS to win.
They got smacked to the shithouse,
It’d be a highly unlikely AUS win.
Might I suggest that Extras will be the highest scorer at stumps.
Bubblecar said:
So will this be the first time the Oz cricket team has been defeated on Australian soil?
No. Not by a long shot.
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
So will this be the first time the Oz cricket team has been defeated on Australian soil?
No. Not by a long shot.
There you are then, not that much shame involved then.
McSweeney out for a duck, LBW Bumrah.
AUS: 1/0
Captain Cummins is night watchman.
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
So will this be the first time the Oz cricket team has been defeated on Australian soil?
No. Not by a long shot.
There you are then, not that much shame involved then.
There is some involved; NZ beat IND 3-0 in India, recently.
Michael V said:
Captain Cummins is night watchman.
You seem rather confident of that, Mr V?
Woodie said:
Michael V said:
Captain Cummins is night watchman.
You seem rather confident of that, Mr V?
He’s trying to play that role. He has some runs. There’s about 10 minutes left in the day’s play.
Michael V said:
Woodie said:
Michael V said:
Captain Cummins is night watchman.
You seem rather confident of that, Mr V?
He’s trying to play that role. He has some runs. There’s about 10 minutes left in the day’s play.
Dear oh deary me.
You were right.
Cummins gone for 2.
AUS: 2/9
If a cricket journalist gets narky about it the Captain can say, “Look Terry, it’s not the result we wanted but this isn’t the first time Australia has been defeated on Australian soil, not by a long shot.
“That’s the nature of the game and I think we all just need to chill and focus on the lessons we’ve learnt from this encounter.”
Labs has come out to bat.
They’re fucked.
Michael V said:
Labs has come out to bat.
Labs out LBW Bumrah.
Stumps
AUS: 3/12.
3/12 Stumps
Bita work to do in the morrow
Ian said:
3/12 StumpsBita work to do in the morrow
The big bronzed are fighters.
Woodie said:
They’re fucked.
A sibeenism.
Woodie said:
They’re fucked.
Probably.
Bubblecar said:
So will this be the first time the Oz cricket team has been defeated on Australian soil?
You obviously don’t know much about cricket.
Smudge and Ussie stride out to the wicket.
rubs hands
And Khawaja strides back. Out for 4.
AUS: 4/17
The umpires are conferring, Smudge has requested the ball be replace with one with a bell in it.
Head: phew.
David Warner was passed in at the IPL auction.
Surely someone would have bought him.
I know he’s only small but he’s strong for his size and his teeth are good.
If they lose only one wicket per session, they’ll be 9 down at stumps on the final day and sweet.
AUS: 4/50
Michael V said:
AUS: 4/50
Smudge is managing to keep his bat in front of his pads.
Smith gone for 17. Caught behind off the bowling of Siraj.
AUS: 4/79
Michael V said:
Smith gone for 17. Caught behind off the bowling of Siraj.AUS: 4/79
Sorry.
AUS: 5/79
Head to 50..
Just need a quad 100 from him and Hazlewood to get a few
Ian said:
Head to 50..Just need a quad 100 from him and Hazlewood to get a few
Well done Travis Head.
Can an umpire ask for a review if he’s not sure?
Peak Warming Man said:
Can an umpire ask for a review if he’s not sure?
Yes, and they often do for stumpings.
Michael V said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Can an umpire ask for a review if he’s not sure?
Yes, and they often do for stumpings.
Yes the square leg umpire often calls, I’d forgotten about that.
However, I’ve never seen the umpire at the bowlers end ask for a review.
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Can an umpire ask for a review if he’s not sure?
Yes, and they often do for stumpings.
Yes the square leg umpire often calls, I’d forgotten about that.
However, I’ve never seen the umpire at the bowlers end ask for a review.
It is his job to make a decision. It is someone else’s to review the decision.
Anyway, Head is 84 off 90.
roughbarked said:
Anyway, Head is 84 off 90.
And out for 89.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Anyway, Head is 84 off 90.
And out for 89.
And Bumrah gave him a bit of a send off too.
Marsh gets bowled on 47.
AUS: 6/182
Michael V said:
Marsh gets bowled on 47.AUS: 6/182
Should be 7 for, Michael.
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
Marsh gets bowled on 47.AUS: 6/182
Should be 7 for, Michael.
Yes, sorry.
Australia reaches 200.
There’s speculation the Mitch Starc might be using his wifes bat.
Peak Warming Man said:
There’s speculation the Mitch Starc might be using his wifes bat.
Hoping to throw it over the stands?
Peak Warming Man said:
There’s speculation the Mitch Starc might be using his wifes bat.
Uh-oh.
Starc gone for 12, caught off the bowling of Washingtub.
Statically we are still in it but we are 9 fer.
Peak Warming Man said:
Statically we are still in it but we are 9 fer.
Josh is a genuine ferret.
1-0 India.
Next – Adelaide.
Michael V said:
1-0 India.Next – Adelaide.
Yes, the gay pink test in Adelaide, anything could happen.
rushes in
Fuck