Date: 2/01/2025 16:36:02
From: buffy
ID: 2232181
Subject: Dad/Uncle Joke Thread
There you go.
Date: 1/05/2025 09:35:58
From: dv
ID: 2277481
Subject: re: Dad/Uncle Joke Thread
There you go.
Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
Bubblecar said:
Why did the dad joke cross the road?To get to the other sigh.
Very solid opening.
I probably shouldn’t tell Mr buffy I started this thread. You will all suffer.
Mothers and Aunts aren’t so needy that they require special joke threads.
Bump for SCIENCE
dv said:
Don’t give up your day job.
dv said:
dv said:
reminds us of when they told us to find stuff on eyghel tan
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
reminds us of when they told us to find stuff on eyghel tan
Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown…
poikilotherm said:
Ha!
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
reminds us of when they told us to find stuff on eyghel tan
But where is the cereal?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Grain
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Michael Che on SNL:
President Trump has signed an executive order giving refugee status to white people from South Africa. Huh. You know, I could have sworn that white people had it good in South Africa. Must be the Mandela effect.
dv said:
Michael Che on SNL:
President Trump has signed an executive order giving refugee status to white people from South Africa. Huh. You know, I could have sworn that white people had it good in South Africa. Must be the Mandela effect.
‘sif, we’re pretty sure it was the Gandhi effect
dv said:
Michael Che on SNL:President Trump has signed an executive order giving refugee status to white people from South Africa. Huh. You know, I could have sworn that white people had it good in South Africa. Must be the Mandela effect.
LOLOLOL
https://youtu.be/4pxwdJkj3Ts?si=k5ikNT109o61y2i2
Old fashioned joke
When I was at uni I was invited to a party by a girl I had a crush on (on whom I had a crush?); it was a number-themed party, and we (the girl, me, and two of her friends) were going as π. I was the decimal point, but she was the 4, which meant I had a miserable time, with someone between us the whole time. The main reason I went to the party was to spend some time next to her, but that just didn’t work. It was quite disappointing; I really thought she was the one.
btm said:
When I was at uni I was invited to a party by a girl I had a crush on (on whom I had a crush?); it was a number-themed party, and we (the girl, me, and two of her friends) were going as π. I was the decimal point, but she was the 4, which meant I had a miserable time, with someone between us the whole time. The main reason I went to the party was to spend some time next to her, but that just didn’t work. It was quite disappointing; I really thought she was the one.
Shakes head.
Divine Angel said:
groan
dv said:
how much ferreting did it take to get to that one
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
how much ferreting did it take to get to that one
I had to look up emic.
I’m not sure this is really a dad joke.
Although I suppose dv is a dad.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:dv said:
how much ferreting did it take to get to that one
I had to look up emic.
I’m not sure this is really a dad joke.
Although I suppose dv is a dad.
I think you might find the “joke” is in the word “unironically”…
furious said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:how much ferreting did it take to get to that one
I had to look up emic.
I’m not sure this is really a dad joke.
Although I suppose dv is a dad.
I think you might find the “joke” is in the word “unironically”…
Tamb said:
furious said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
how much ferreting did it take to get to that one
I had to look up emic.
I’m not sure this is really a dad joke.
Although I suppose dv is a dad.
I think you might find the “joke” is in the word “unironically”…
Unironed:
we thought anaemic meant that the haemoglobin levels were decreased
SCIENCE said:
Tamb said:
furious said:
I think you might find the “joke” is in the word “unironically”…
Unironed:we thought anaemic meant that the haemoglobin levels were decreased
furious said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:how much ferreting did it take to get to that one
I had to look up emic.
I’m not sure this is really a dad joke.
Although I suppose dv is a dad.
I think you might find the “joke” is in the word “unironically”…
doh! There I go over-complicating things again.
OK, a dad joke no question.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:dv said:
how much ferreting did it take to get to that one
I had to look up emic.
I’m not sure this is really a dad joke.
Although I suppose dv is a dad.
It’s got nothing to do with emic…
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:how much ferreting did it take to get to that one
I had to look up emic.
I’m not sure this is really a dad joke.
Although I suppose dv is a dad.
It’s got nothing to do with emic…
OK, I’ve ferreted out the point of it now, with the help of furious.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I had to look up emic.
I’m not sure this is really a dad joke.
Although I suppose dv is a dad.
It’s got nothing to do with emic…
OK, I’ve ferreted out the point of it now, with the help of furious.
Maybe get a paternity test for those kids of yours.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I had to look up emic.
I’m not sure this is really a dad joke.
Although I suppose dv is a dad.
It’s got nothing to do with emic…
OK, I’ve ferreted out the point of it now, with the help of furious.
Lot of ferreting in this thread.
Sheesh tough crowd damn.