Date: 8/03/2025 00:39:26
From: dv
ID: 2258163
Subject: Sofa problem

https://www.livescience.com/physics-mathematics/mathematics/infamous-sofa-problem-that-boggled-mathematicians-for-decades-may-finally-have-a-solution

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Date: 8/03/2025 00:47:34
From: sarahs mum
ID: 2258164
Subject: re: Sofa problem

The sofa on the staircase is an object in Douglas Adams’ Dirk Gently books.

It is a sofa stuck in the staircase on the way to Richard MacDuff’s flat.

The sofa was bought by Richard MacDuff, but during the delivery it got stuck in the staircase halfway up to Richard’s flat, and could neither be moved further nor back down and out. Richard even asked the help of a neighbour’s spatially smart son, as well as simulating the problem on his computer, but all pronounced the sofa impossibly and irreversibly stuck.

By the time of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, the sofa had been stuck in the stairs for three weeks. Susan Way had moved back to her own flat until Richard would fix the situation.

When Richard, Dirk Gently, and Reg returned from visiting Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Reg’s flat materialised its door in the wall halfway up the staircase to Richard’s flat. They then traveled back in time three weeks for Richard to make a reservation at the restaurant L’Esprit d’Escalier, which coincided with the time the sofa was delivered. While Richard made the phone call, his friends opened the door for the delivery people, who thus were able to manoeuvre the sofa around by utilizing the extra space of the open doorway. The sofa was then impossibly stuck once the door was dematerialised again.

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25/09/2019
No, actually the sofa was jammed in the landing BECAUSE the delivery people were able to use the extra space of Reg’s open door to maneuver the sofa around the first corner. When the door closed, and therefore disappeared from that timeline, the sofa could not be moved up the stairs the rest of the way.

This is one of the two ‘impossible’ (or at least’inexplicable’) things Dirk says are vital to Richard’s account of the story.

https://dirkgently.fandom.com/wiki/Sofa_on_the_staircase

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Date: 8/03/2025 03:15:56
From: kii
ID: 2258175
Subject: re: Sofa problem

Not what I thought it was going to be.

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Date: 8/03/2025 08:20:15
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2258241
Subject: re: Sofa problem

that linked us next to

https://www.livescience.com/physics-mathematics/mathematics/high-school-students-who-came-up-with-impossible-proof-of-pythagorean-theorem-discover-9-more-solutions-to-the-problem

what a load of fucking dei see we’d have a lot more merit around if these illegal aliens weren’t talking all our jobs

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Date: 8/03/2025 14:16:01
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2258372
Subject: re: Sofa problem

If youse had any concept of popular culture, someone would have already posted this

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Date: 8/03/2025 14:18:55
From: JudgeMental
ID: 2258374
Subject: re: Sofa problem

Divine Angel said:


If youse had any concept of popular culture, someone would have already posted this


probably work in a vertical orientation.

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Date: 8/03/2025 14:56:26
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2258395
Subject: re: Sofa problem

maybe if you move it through the system quickly you can length contract it and fit even more sofa through

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Date: 8/03/2025 15:02:24
From: Michael V
ID: 2258398
Subject: re: Sofa problem

SCIENCE said:


maybe if you move it through the system quickly you can length contract it and fit even more sofa through

But it will be too heavy then.

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Date: 8/03/2025 15:06:57
From: JudgeMental
ID: 2258399
Subject: re: Sofa problem

Michael V said:


SCIENCE said:

maybe if you move it through the system quickly you can length contract it and fit even more sofa through

But it will be too heavy then.

Hmmmm surely the carriers will be moving at the same velocity as the sofa so to them the mass wont change. I’m not a relativistic expert though.

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Date: 8/03/2025 15:21:34
From: Arts
ID: 2258404
Subject: re: Sofa problem

Divine Angel said:


If youse had any concept of popular culture…

You realise what forum you are on though, right?

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Date: 8/03/2025 15:22:38
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2258405
Subject: re: Sofa problem

Arts said:


Divine Angel said:

If youse had any concept of popular culture…

You realise what forum you are on though, right?

Yeah, yeah, I expect too much.

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Date: 8/03/2025 15:24:12
From: JudgeMental
ID: 2258406
Subject: re: Sofa problem

Divine Angel said:


Arts said:

Divine Angel said:

If youse had any concept of popular culture…

You realise what forum you are on though, right?

Yeah, yeah, I expect too much.

I never watched seinfeld.

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Date: 8/03/2025 15:26:11
From: Arts
ID: 2258408
Subject: re: Sofa problem

JudgeMental said:


Divine Angel said:

Arts said:

You realise what forum you are on though, right?

Yeah, yeah, I expect too much.

I never watched seinfeld.

lol.

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Date: 8/03/2025 15:28:11
From: Arts
ID: 2258409
Subject: re: Sofa problem

For this problem we need a sofa king genius.

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