I just pissed on a giant cane toad about an hour ago. It hasn’t really moved since

Will it be dead in the morning?

Have I made a major breakthrough in cane toad control?

Woodie said:

I just pissed on a giant cane toad about an hour ago. It hasn’t really moved since

Will it be dead in the morning?

Have I made a major breakthrough in cane toad control?

We’ll need to know what you’ve been drinking in the time since your last micturition, as a starting point.

Woodie said:

Will it be dead in the morning?

Well, is it?? Inquiring minds want to know.

Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

Will it be dead in the morning?

Well, is it?? Inquiring minds want to know.

Not moving at all.. sounds like it is dead.

Woodie pee is poison!

Ian said:

Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

Will it be dead in the morning?

Well, is it?? Inquiring minds want to know.

Not moving at all.. sounds like it is dead.

Woodie pee is poison!

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Tamb said:

Ian said:

Divine Angel said:

Well, is it?? Inquiring minds want to know.

Not moving at all.. sounds like it is dead.

Woodie pee is poison!

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

Ian said:

Not moving at all.. sounds like it is dead.

Woodie pee is poison!

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

You piss on frogs? Woodie said – toad, a cane toad.

kii said:

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

You piss on frogs? Woodie said – toad, a cane toad.

Well spotted kii.

Tamb said:

kii said:

roughbarked said:

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

You piss on frogs? Woodie said – toad, a cane toad.

Well spotted kii.

Look at your own comment. Making assumptions about Woodie’s use of marijuana.

kii said:

Tamb said:

kii said:

You piss on frogs? Woodie said – toad, a cane toad.

Well spotted kii.

Look at your own comment. Making assumptions about Woodie’s use of marijuana.

You are making the assumption that I’m unaware of Woodies’ proclivities.

Tamb said:

Ian said:

Divine Angel said:

Well, is it?? Inquiring minds want to know.

Not moving at all.. sounds like it is dead.

Woodie pee is poison!

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Sure.. over did 420 :)

kii said:

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

You piss on frogs? Woodie said – toad, a cane toad.

I really don’t think it matters whether one pisses on a frog or a toad.

Ian said:

Tamb said:

Ian said:

Not moving at all.. sounds like it is dead.

Woodie pee is poison!

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Sure.. over did 420 :)

Are these well informed statements?

roughbarked said:

Ian said:

Tamb said:

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Sure.. over did 420 :)

Are these well informed statements?

Silly question… This is the Holiday forum.

and whiskers on kittens

roughbarked said:

kii said:

roughbarked said:

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

You piss on frogs? Woodie said – toad, a cane toad.

I really don’t think it matters whether one pisses on a frog or a toad.

Let’s see…cane toads are introduced feral creatures, and afaik frogs are generally native. Aren’t they protected?

I believe the cane toad is the only member of the order Anura that has been introduced into Australia and so it follows that the various other frogs and toads, froads if you will, are natives.

A frog is any member of a diverse and largely semiaquatic group of short-bodied, tailless amphibian vertebrates composing the order Anura (coming from the Ancient Greek ἀνούρα, literally ‘without tail’). Frog species with rough skin texture due to wart-like parotoid glands tend to be called toads, but the distinction between frogs and toads is informal and purely cosmetic, not from taxonomy or evolutionary history.

dv said:

I believe the cane toad is the only member of the order Anura that has been introduced into Australia and so it follows that the various other frogs and toads, froads if you will, are natives.

A frog is any member of a diverse and largely semiaquatic group of short-bodied, tailless amphibian vertebrates composing the order Anura (coming from the Ancient Greek ἀνούρα, literally ‘without tail’). Frog species with rough skin texture due to wart-like parotoid glands tend to be called toads, but the distinction between frogs and toads is informal and purely cosmetic, not from taxonomy or evolutionary history.

So it doesn’t really matter which one you piss on. It is most likely to piss off.

I think officially they are all frogs and “toad” is a common name.

When I worked at Agate Creek and stayed at Cobbold Gorge, the property owner’s kids used to spray Cane Toads (and there were plenty of them) in the evening with Pine O Clean. They remained seated where they were sprayed and died overnight. They carcasses were collected and disposed of in the morning.

This is not a recommended method of killing Cane Toads, as it is considered inhumane.

I know nothing about pissing on them.

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

Ian said:

Not moving at all.. sounds like it is dead.

Woodie pee is poison!

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

it was unsettling when the frogs used to like the water in the dunny. really put one off ones stride.

dv said:

I believe the cane toad is the only member of the order Anura that has been introduced into Australia and so it follows that the various other frogs and toads, froads if you will, are natives.

A frog is any member of a diverse and largely semiaquatic group of short-bodied, tailless amphibian vertebrates composing the order Anura (coming from the Ancient Greek ἀνούρα, literally ‘without tail’). Frog species with rough skin texture due to wart-like parotoid glands tend to be called toads, but the distinction between frogs and toads is informal and purely cosmetic, not from taxonomy or evolutionary history.

Huh, TIL.

Is it an Orange Toad?

Well….. so much for my qualitous and thorough scientifically based and documented research.

It’s buggered off.

JudgeMental said:

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

it was unsettling when the frogs used to like the water in the dunny. really put one off ones stride.

Simples: flush them first. They’ll be back.

Woodie said:

Well….. so much for my qualitous and thorough scientifically based and documented research.

It’s buggered off.

pissed on and pissed off.

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

roughbarked said:

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

it was unsettling when the frogs used to like the water in the dunny. really put one off ones stride.

Simples: flush them first. They’ll be back.

I’m on tank water so that’d be a waste. no, they just had to learn to dodge.

Tau.Neutrino said:

Is it an Orange Toad?

The Orange Toad is extinct.

Woodie said:

Well….. so much for my qualitous and thorough scientifically based and documented research.

It’s buggered off.

Came down off a high and went looking for a kebab?

JudgeMental said:

Woodie said:

Well….. so much for my qualitous and thorough scientifically based and documented research.

It’s buggered off.

pissed on and pissed off.

That’s what started the argument.

JudgeMental said:

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

it was unsettling when the frogs used to like the water in the dunny. really put one off ones stride.

Simples: flush them first. They’ll be back.

I’m on tank water so that’d be a waste. no, they just had to learn to dodge.

LOL.

I was on tank water when I learnt that trick.

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

roughbarked said:

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

it was unsettling when the frogs used to like the water in the dunny. really put one off ones stride.

Simples: flush them first. They’ll be back.

Cane toads don’t easily flush down the dunny. Tried that one. They’ve gotta drown first.

JudgeMental said:

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

it was unsettling when the frogs used to like the water in the dunny. really put one off ones stride.

Simples: flush them first. They’ll be back.

I’m on tank water so that’d be a waste. no, they just had to learn to dodge.

One thing I’ll tells ya, they don’t survive a ride-on mower.

JudgeMental said:

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

Not dead. Excess THC. It’s stoned.

Don’t know Woodie’s habits but if I attempt to pee on a frog it pisses off. The frog was probably dead all along.

it was unsettling when the frogs used to like the water in the dunny. really put one off ones stride.

Down in the old outhouse we had bloody HUGE GT frogs regularly migrating between the cistern and the bowl. I was forever trying to grasp em and drag em out from under the rim…

I think they breed in the sewers :)

Michael V said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Is it an Orange Toad?

The Orange Toad is extinct.

Not it’s not. It’s alive and well and living in the White House.

Woodie said:

JudgeMental said:

Michael V said:

Simples: flush them first. They’ll be back.

I’m on tank water so that’d be a waste. no, they just had to learn to dodge.

One thing I’ll tells ya, they don’t survive a ride-on mower.

Or a 3 iron.

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

JudgeMental said:

it was unsettling when the frogs used to like the water in the dunny. really put one off ones stride.

Simples: flush them first. They’ll be back.

Cane toads don’t easily flush down the dunny. Tried that one. They’ve gotta drown first.

That’s how they spread. They love floods.

JudgeMental said:

Woodie said:

Well….. so much for my qualitous and thorough scientifically based and documented research.

It’s buggered off.

pissed on and pissed off.

Yes, Mr Miyagi.

Many years ago, dad had a property in Bumfuck Nowhere, NSW. Tank water fed the toilet. We only went there during school holidays. Anyhoo, more often than not, we’d rock up to find translucent frogs in the toilet. Sometimes in the bowl, sometimes in the cistern. Not having been exposed to sunlight, their skin was completely see through.

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Is it an Orange Toad?

The Orange Toad is extinct.

Not it’s not. It’s alive and well and living in the White House.

and he probably enjoys a yellow shower.

Divine Angel said:

Many years ago, dad had a property in Bumfuck Nowhere, NSW. Tank water fed the toilet. We only went there during school holidays. Anyhoo, more often than not, we’d rock up to find translucent frogs in the toilet. Sometimes in the bowl, sometimes in the cistern. Not having been exposed to sunlight, their skin was completely see through.

I cannot recall ever peeing on one though.

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Is it an Orange Toad?

The Orange Toad is extinct.

Not it’s not. It’s alive and well and living in the White House.

Oh, it is too. I forgot about that one.

Ian said:

Woodie said:

JudgeMental said:

I’m on tank water so that’d be a waste. no, they just had to learn to dodge.

One thing I’ll tells ya, they don’t survive a ride-on mower.

Or a 3 iron.

or cricket bats.

Divine Angel said:

Many years ago, dad had a property in Bumfuck Nowhere, NSW. Tank water fed the toilet. We only went there during school holidays. Anyhoo, more often than not, we’d rock up to find translucent frogs in the toilet. Sometimes in the bowl, sometimes in the cistern. Not having been exposed to sunlight, their skin was completely see through.

When down the opal mines, there were always frogs both green and brown and barking geckoes.

Don’t pee in an opal mine if you ever want to come back, So no, I didn’t pee on them.

Michael V said:

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

The Orange Toad is extinct.

Not it’s not. It’s alive and well and living in the White House.

Oh, it is too. I forgot about that one.

The Rhinella Cowboy?

roughbarked said:

Divine Angel said:

Many years ago, dad had a property in Bumfuck Nowhere, NSW. Tank water fed the toilet. We only went there during school holidays. Anyhoo, more often than not, we’d rock up to find translucent frogs in the toilet. Sometimes in the bowl, sometimes in the cistern. Not having been exposed to sunlight, their skin was completely see through.

When down the opal mines, there were always frogs both green and brown and barking geckoes.

Don’t pee in an opal mine if you ever want to come back, So no, I didn’t pee on them.

Two shovels of dirt in your hoist bucket works well, as long as it it before urinating. Dump immediately.

roughbarked said:

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

The Orange Toad is extinct.

Not it’s not. It’s alive and well and living in the White House.

and he probably enjoys a yellow shower.

I’d piss on him, given the opportunity. I’d hold it in for days, then let it go, all at once.

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

Divine Angel said:

Many years ago, dad had a property in Bumfuck Nowhere, NSW. Tank water fed the toilet. We only went there during school holidays. Anyhoo, more often than not, we’d rock up to find translucent frogs in the toilet. Sometimes in the bowl, sometimes in the cistern. Not having been exposed to sunlight, their skin was completely see through.

When down the opal mines, there were always frogs both green and brown and barking geckoes.

Don’t pee in an opal mine if you ever want to come back, So no, I didn’t pee on them.

Two shovels of dirt in your hoist bucket works well, as long as it it before urinating. Dump immediately.

Did that a few times.

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

Divine Angel said:

Many years ago, dad had a property in Bumfuck Nowhere, NSW. Tank water fed the toilet. We only went there during school holidays. Anyhoo, more often than not, we’d rock up to find translucent frogs in the toilet. Sometimes in the bowl, sometimes in the cistern. Not having been exposed to sunlight, their skin was completely see through.

When down the opal mines, there were always frogs both green and brown and barking geckoes.

Don’t pee in an opal mine if you ever want to come back, So no, I didn’t pee on them.

Two shovels of dirt in your hoist bucket works well, as long as it it before urinating. Dump immediately.

Just asking for a friend.

Why can’t you pee in an opal mine???

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

Have you tried peeing on the snake?

Divine Angel said:

Many years ago, dad had a property in Bumfuck Nowhere, NSW. Tank water fed the toilet. We only went there during school holidays. Anyhoo, more often than not, we’d rock up to find translucent frogs in the toilet. Sometimes in the bowl, sometimes in the cistern. Not having been exposed to sunlight, their skin was completely see through.

Was that out near Turon?

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

It seems to be settling in nicely.

poikilotherm said:

Divine Angel said:

Many years ago, dad had a property in Bumfuck Nowhere, NSW. Tank water fed the toilet. We only went there during school holidays. Anyhoo, more often than not, we’d rock up to find translucent frogs in the toilet. Sometimes in the bowl, sometimes in the cistern. Not having been exposed to sunlight, their skin was completely see through.

Was that out near Turon?

Oui

Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

Have you tried peeing on the snake?

Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

Have you tried peeing on the snake?

I can’t pee that far, from a safe distance.

Peak Warming Man said:

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

It seems to be settling in nicely.

I’m also assuming it’s the same snake. Looked like it, but seemed a bit smaller than the other one. Might be the same one? Might not. I didn’t get a chance to speak parseltongue at it to find out.

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

When down the opal mines, there were always frogs both green and brown and barking geckoes.

Don’t pee in an opal mine if you ever want to come back, So no, I didn’t pee on them.

Two shovels of dirt in your hoist bucket works well, as long as it it before urinating. Dump immediately.

Just asking for a friend.

Why can’t you pee in an opal mine???

Cos it smells bad when you open it up next time.

Woodie said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

It seems to be settling in nicely.

I’m also assuming it’s the same snake. Looked like it, but seemed a bit smaller than the other one. Might be the same one? Might not. I didn’t get a chance to speak parseltongue at it to find out.

Maybe it’s lost weight..starving to death.

Woodie said:

Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

Have you tried peeing on the snake?

I can’t pee that far, from a safe distance.

Besides, a lot of men het bitten on the todger.

Woodie said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

It seems to be settling in nicely.

I’m also assuming it’s the same snake. Looked like it, but seemed a bit smaller than the other one. Might be the same one? Might not. I didn’t get a chance to speak parseltongue at it to find out.

They look bigger just after they have eaten.

kii said:

Woodie said:

Peak Warming Man said:

It seems to be settling in nicely.

I’m also assuming it’s the same snake. Looked like it, but seemed a bit smaller than the other one. Might be the same one? Might not. I didn’t get a chance to speak parseltongue at it to find out.

Maybe it’s lost weight..starving to death.

There’s plenty of house gecko tucker in my house, Aunty Kii.

Woodie said:

kii said:

Woodie said:

I’m also assuming it’s the same snake. Looked like it, but seemed a bit smaller than the other one. Might be the same one? Might not. I didn’t get a chance to speak parseltongue at it to find out.

Maybe it’s lost weight..starving to death.

There’s plenty of house gecko tucker in my house, Aunty Kii.

Judging by the amount of gecko poop, I’ve got hundreds.

Woodie said:

roughbarked said:

Woodie said:

Not it’s not. It’s alive and well and living in the White House.

and he probably enjoys a yellow shower.

I’d piss on him, given the opportunity. I’d hold it in for days, then let it go, all at once.

Rumour has it he likes it. Putin may have tapes.

Trump the Troughman.

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

Bugger.

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

When down the opal mines, there were always frogs both green and brown and barking geckoes.

Don’t pee in an opal mine if you ever want to come back, So no, I didn’t pee on them.

Two shovels of dirt in your hoist bucket works well, as long as it it before urinating. Dump immediately.

Just asking for a friend.

Why can’t you pee in an opal mine???

The claystone immediately soaks it up and the mine becomes very stinky, very quickly.

Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

Have you tried peeing on the snake?

LOL

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

BTW, that snake came back. Slithered out from under pooter desk while sitting at it yesterday. Then slithered along the wall past the OPEN door, and under the cabinet. Haven’t seen it again since.

Have you tried peeing on the snake?

LOL

Not deliberately.

roughbarked said:

Woodie said:

kii said:

Maybe it’s lost weight..starving to death.

There’s plenty of house gecko tucker in my house, Aunty Kii.

Judging by the amount of gecko poop, I’ve got hundreds.

Might cook a few up and see what they taste like, Mr Snake might like some curried gecko and rice.

Woodie said:

roughbarked said:

Woodie said:

There’s plenty of house gecko tucker in my house, Aunty Kii.

Judging by the amount of gecko poop, I’ve got hundreds.

Might cook a few up and see what they taste like, Mr Snake might like some curried gecko and rice.

Woodie’s Bed & Breakfast

Michael V said:

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

Two shovels of dirt in your hoist bucket works well, as long as it it before urinating. Dump immediately.

Just asking for a friend.

Why can’t you pee in an opal mine???

The claystone immediately soaks it up and the mine becomes very stinky, very quickly.

Oh….. I thought it might make the mine ucksplode or sumfin’.

Did you know human urine can be refined into chemical explosives?

Michael V said:

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

Two shovels of dirt in your hoist bucket works well, as long as it it before urinating. Dump immediately.

Just asking for a friend.

Why can’t you pee in an opal mine???

The claystone immediately soaks it up and the mine becomes very stinky, very quickly.

Sure does.

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

Woodie said:

Just asking for a friend.

Why can’t you pee in an opal mine???

The claystone immediately soaks it up and the mine becomes very stinky, very quickly.

Oh….. I thought it might make the mine ucksplode or sumfin’.

Did you know human urine can be refined into chemical explosives?

Thing is, you’d need a fair bit of it to make a bang.

Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

roughbarked said:

Judging by the amount of gecko poop, I’ve got hundreds.

Might cook a few up and see what they taste like, Mr Snake might like some curried gecko and rice.

Woodie’s Bed & Breakfast

I may have told this story before. A group of us decided to do a bit of bushwalking one weekend. All went well until one of the ladies needed a pee. She found a convenient patch of scrub & squatted down
to the task in hand. Being gentlemen we moved away some distance & averted our eyes. Suddenly the peeing lady let out a screech and took off vertically with the water still running out of her. A snake had crawled between her feet. All was well. Neither humans or snake were harmed.

Tamb said:

Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

Might cook a few up and see what they taste like, Mr Snake might like some curried gecko and rice.

Woodie’s Bed & Breakfast

I may have told this story before. A group of us decided to do a bit of bushwalking one weekend. All went well until one of the ladies needed a pee. She found a convenient patch of scrub & squatted down
to the task in hand. Being gentlemen we moved away some distance & averted our eyes. Suddenly the peeing lady let out a screech and took off vertically with the water still running out of her. A snake had crawled between her feet. All was well. Neither humans or snake were harmed.

This is why the She-Wee was invented.

Divine Angel said:

Tamb said:

Divine Angel said:

Woodie’s Bed & Breakfast

I may have told this story before. A group of us decided to do a bit of bushwalking one weekend. All went well until one of the ladies needed a pee. She found a convenient patch of scrub & squatted down
to the task in hand. Being gentlemen we moved away some distance & averted our eyes. Suddenly the peeing lady let out a screech and took off vertically with the water still running out of her. A snake had crawled between her feet. All was well. Neither humans or snake were harmed.

This is why the She-Wee was invented.

By Pee-Wee Herman?

Divine Angel said:

Tamb said:

Divine Angel said:

Woodie’s Bed & Breakfast

I may have told this story before. A group of us decided to do a bit of bushwalking one weekend. All went well until one of the ladies needed a pee. She found a convenient patch of scrub & squatted down
to the task in hand. Being gentlemen we moved away some distance & averted our eyes. Suddenly the peeing lady let out a screech and took off vertically with the water still running out of her. A snake had crawled between her feet. All was well. Neither humans or snake were harmed.

This is why the She-Wee was invented.

remember sham wow?

Tamb said:

Divine Angel said:

Woodie said:

Might cook a few up and see what they taste like, Mr Snake might like some curried gecko and rice.

Woodie’s Bed & Breakfast

I may have told this story before. A group of us decided to do a bit of bushwalking one weekend. All went well until one of the ladies needed a pee. She found a convenient patch of scrub & squatted down
to the task in hand. Being gentlemen we moved away some distance & averted our eyes. Suddenly the peeing lady let out a screech and took off vertically with the water still running out of her. A snake had crawled between her feet. All was well. Neither humans or snake were harmed.

Was on my hands and knees photographing tiiny flowers when a brown snake ambled under mee from back to front, which means I first saw the sharp end directly under my face. I did what I was told to do and didn’t make any sudden movements and the snake passed though happily unaware of the giant above.

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

Divine Angel said:

Woodie’s Bed & Breakfast

I may have told this story before. A group of us decided to do a bit of bushwalking one weekend. All went well until one of the ladies needed a pee. She found a convenient patch of scrub & squatted down
to the task in hand. Being gentlemen we moved away some distance & averted our eyes. Suddenly the peeing lady let out a screech and took off vertically with the water still running out of her. A snake had crawled between her feet. All was well. Neither humans or snake were harmed.

Was on my hands and knees photographing tiiny flowers when a brown snake ambled under mee from back to front, which means I first saw the sharp end directly under my face. I did what I was told to do and didn’t make any sudden movements and the snake passed though happily unaware of the giant above.

I was running downhill when I saw a Death Adder across the path. I was moving too fast to be able to stop so I jumped over and above the snake which seemed blissfully unaware of the levitating human above.

Tamb said:

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

I may have told this story before. A group of us decided to do a bit of bushwalking one weekend. All went well until one of the ladies needed a pee. She found a convenient patch of scrub & squatted down
to the task in hand. Being gentlemen we moved away some distance & averted our eyes. Suddenly the peeing lady let out a screech and took off vertically with the water still running out of her. A snake had crawled between her feet. All was well. Neither humans or snake were harmed.

Was on my hands and knees photographing tiiny flowers when a brown snake ambled under mee from back to front, which means I first saw the sharp end directly under my face. I did what I was told to do and didn’t make any sudden movements and the snake passed though happily unaware of the giant above.

I was running downhill when I saw a Death Adder across the path. I was moving too fast to be able to stop so I jumped over and above the snake which seemed blissfully unaware of the levitating human above.

Done something similar several times on the cycle paths. Suddenly see a Dugite on the path, going too fast to stop in time, so feet up off the pedals and roll by trying to avoid touching it.

Tamb said:

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

I may have told this story before. A group of us decided to do a bit of bushwalking one weekend. All went well until one of the ladies needed a pee. She found a convenient patch of scrub & squatted down
to the task in hand. Being gentlemen we moved away some distance & averted our eyes. Suddenly the peeing lady let out a screech and took off vertically with the water still running out of her. A snake had crawled between her feet. All was well. Neither humans or snake were harmed.

Was on my hands and knees photographing tiiny flowers when a brown snake ambled under mee from back to front, which means I first saw the sharp end directly under my face. I did what I was told to do and didn’t make any sudden movements and the snake passed though happily unaware of the giant above.

I was running downhill when I saw a Death Adder across the path. I was moving too fast to be able to stop so I jumped over and above the snake which seemed blissfully unaware of the levitating human above.

As long as you were a foot above you’d be safe. Different matter with a brown.

I walked over stuck my hand through the fence and turned off the tap. Turned and walked back. My brain had a small voice that said, you are about to step on a snake, do you want to do that? I looked and did a one foot leap, meaniing I leapt off the one foot that was still on the ground over the snake which had its head up.. Thankfully the snake wasn’t agitated as I watched it, it watched me, sort of gave its head a small shake and slithered off casually.

party_pants said:

Tamb said:

roughbarked said:

Was on my hands and knees photographing tiiny flowers when a brown snake ambled under mee from back to front, which means I first saw the sharp end directly under my face. I did what I was told to do and didn’t make any sudden movements and the snake passed though happily unaware of the giant above.

I was running downhill when I saw a Death Adder across the path. I was moving too fast to be able to stop so I jumped over and above the snake which seemed blissfully unaware of the levitating human above.

Done something similar several times on the cycle paths. Suddenly see a Dugite on the path, going too fast to stop in time, so feet up off the pedals and roll by trying to avoid touching it.

Feet up on handlebars happened on the roads through the rice crop country.

roughbarked said:

party_pants said:

Tamb said:

I was running downhill when I saw a Death Adder across the path. I was moving too fast to be able to stop so I jumped over and above the snake which seemed blissfully unaware of the levitating human above.

Done something similar several times on the cycle paths. Suddenly see a Dugite on the path, going too fast to stop in time, so feet up off the pedals and roll by trying to avoid touching it.

Feet up on handlebars happened on the roads through the rice crop country.

used to go looking for snakes in the NT with the herpes from the museum. lots of fun trips.

Woodie said:

I just pissed on a giant cane toad about an hour ago. It hasn’t really moved since

Will it be dead in the morning?

Have I made a major breakthrough in cane toad control?

Just don’t lick it.

JudgeMental said:

roughbarked said:

party_pants said:

Done something similar several times on the cycle paths. Suddenly see a Dugite on the path, going too fast to stop in time, so feet up off the pedals and roll by trying to avoid touching it.

Feet up on handlebars happened on the roads through the rice crop country.

used to go looking for snakes in the NT with the herpes from the museum. lots of fun trips.

where you missing an eye?

party_pants said:

JudgeMental said:

roughbarked said:

Feet up on handlebars happened on the roads through the rice crop country.

used to go looking for snakes in the NT with the herpes from the museum. lots of fun trips.

where you missing an eye?

were

Woodie said:

Michael V said:

Woodie said:

Just asking for a friend.

Why can’t you pee in an opal mine???

The claystone immediately soaks it up and the mine becomes very stinky, very quickly.

Oh….. I thought it might make the mine ucksplode or sumfin’.

Did you know human urine can be refined into chemical explosives?

I did