Date: 21/04/2025 18:13:38
From: Woodie
ID: 2274164
Subject: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Well…… he was ill.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:17:33
From: Neophyte
ID: 2274166
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

It was that audience with Vance that did it

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:27:15
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274169
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Neophyte said:


It was that audience with Vance that did it

He saw the pure evil in Vance, and it was too much to bear.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:28:33
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274170
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


Neophyte said:

It was that audience with Vance that did it

He saw the pure evil in Vance, and it was too much to bear.

Hardly surprising. Vance probably asked him if he had any underage couches.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:28:53
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274171
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


Neophyte said:

It was that audience with Vance that did it

He saw the pure evil in Vance, and it was too much to bear.

Who will be the next half dead pope.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:29:57
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274172
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


Tau.Neutrino said:

Neophyte said:

It was that audience with Vance that did it

He saw the pure evil in Vance, and it was too much to bear.

Hardly surprising. Vance probably asked him if he had any underage couches.

Might have said he would ban bibles.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:34:49
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274176
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:45:16
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274177
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Any Cardinals in wheelchairs.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:47:27
From: Ian
ID: 2274178
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


Tau.Neutrino said:

Neophyte said:

It was that audience with Vance that did it

He saw the pure evil in Vance, and it was too much to bear.

Who will be the next half dead pope.

Well it won’t be an Aussie.

Died, deceased, terminated.. hmmm… how we love a dead pope.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:47:46
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274179
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


Any Cardinals in wheelchairs.

All I can say is thank the good lord that Pell isn’t one of them.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:48:28
From: Michael V
ID: 2274181
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:



:)

Love it.

:)

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:48:50
From: buffy
ID: 2274182
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

I don’t have religion, but I think this Pope was a good Pope. I wonder if they can find another.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:49:14
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274183
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Pope John Paul II died 2 April, 2005. I’m sure there’s a sacred meaning in there somewhere.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:50:40
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274184
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


I don’t have religion, but I think this Pope was a good Pope. I wonder if they can find another.

He personally selected 80% of the cardinals who will be voting, so there’s a pretty good chance.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:51:49
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274185
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

They should base the next pope on who wins the most chess games.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:53:08
From: dv
ID: 2274186
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Pope John Paul II died 2 April, 2005. I’m sure there’s a sacred meaning in there somewhere.

Gargamel died 31 Dec 2022.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:53:32
From: Woodie
ID: 2274187
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

ABC Tele

“Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to speak on the Pope”

“Orange Shitgibbon off to play golf.”

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:53:47
From: Neophyte
ID: 2274188
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


They should base the next pope on who wins the most chess games.

Could be a reality TV show in it – Vatican’s Got Talent

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:54:23
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274189
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


They should base the next pope on who wins the most chess games.

Only if they checkmate using the bishop.

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Date: 21/04/2025 18:57:33
From: dv
ID: 2274191
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Pope John Paul I only poped for 33 days

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:02:04
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2274192
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

wait wasn’t he meant to be getting stronger and stronger

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:05:48
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274194
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

SCIENCE said:


wait wasn’t he meant to be getting stronger and stronger

Matthew 19:26

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:06:25
From: dv
ID: 2274195
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Gambling odds on the successor

4.00 Luis Antonio Tagle (Philippines), 67
5.00 Pietro Parolin (Italy), 70
6.00 Peter Turkson (Ghana), 76
7.00 Peter Erdő (Hungary), 72
9.00 Angelo Scola (Italy), 82

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:08:24
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2274196
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

dv said:


Gambling odds on the successor

4.00 Luis Antonio Tagle (Philippines), 67
5.00 Pietro Parolin (Italy), 70
6.00 Peter Turkson (Ghana), 76
7.00 Peter Erdő (Hungary), 72
9.00 Angelo Scola (Italy), 82

I want to know Sportsbet odds.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:11:14
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274198
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

The pope should be enlightened now.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:11:55
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2274199
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

PeterT Ministries have sent their condolences to the Vatican.
They are taking up a collection for him.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:11:56
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274200
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


dv said:

Gambling odds on the successor

4.00 Luis Antonio Tagle (Philippines), 67
5.00 Pietro Parolin (Italy), 70
6.00 Peter Turkson (Ghana), 76
7.00 Peter Erdő (Hungary), 72
9.00 Angelo Scola (Italy), 82

I want to know Sportsbet odds.

It’s based on hospital visits?

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:13:18
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2274201
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

wait wasn’t he meant to be getting stronger and stronger

Matthew 19:26

Fair but it was just that we remembered seeing

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-20/pope-francis-delivers-easter-sunday-blessing/105195742

this article and thought they were implying he went out because he was better, not because he was making an end of life rally or whatever it’s called. Ah well.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:14:39
From: Michael V
ID: 2274202
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

dv said:


Gambling odds on the successor

4.00 Luis Antonio Tagle (Philippines), 67
5.00 Pietro Parolin (Italy), 70
6.00 Peter Turkson (Ghana), 76
7.00 Peter Erdő (Hungary), 72
9.00 Angelo Scola (Italy), 82

Let’s hope for the guy from Ghana (see earlier in the thread about DEI).

:)

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:15:11
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2274203
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


dv said:

Gambling odds on the successor

4.00 Luis Antonio Tagle (Philippines), 67
5.00 Pietro Parolin (Italy), 70
6.00 Peter Turkson (Ghana), 76
7.00 Peter Erdő (Hungary), 72
9.00 Angelo Scola (Italy), 82

I want to know Sportsbet odds.

I might have something each way on Pietro Parolin.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:15:54
From: Michael V
ID: 2274204
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

SCIENCE said:

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

wait wasn’t he meant to be getting stronger and stronger

Matthew 19:26

Fair but it was just that we remembered seeing

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-20/pope-francis-delivers-easter-sunday-blessing/105195742

this article and thought they were implying he went out because he was better, not because he was making an end of life rally or whatever it’s called. Ah well.

Journos, hey.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:16:54
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274205
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

SCIENCE said:

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

wait wasn’t he meant to be getting stronger and stronger

Matthew 19:26

Fair but it was just that we remembered seeing

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-20/pope-francis-delivers-easter-sunday-blessing/105195742

this article and thought they were implying he went out because he was better, not because he was making an end of life rally or whatever it’s called. Ah well.

“ What’s next?
The pope is still recovering from a near-fatal bout of double pneumonia.”

Turns out they were wrong about that.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:18:30
From: buffy
ID: 2274207
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

SCIENCE said:


wait wasn’t he meant to be getting stronger and stronger

He did what many people do…they rally and then leave quickly.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:18:59
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274208
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


I don’t have religion, but I think this Pope was a good Pope. I wonder if they can find another.

He did seem to be quite the moderate pope.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:20:31
From: buffy
ID: 2274209
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Neophyte said:


It was that audience with Vance that did it

I understand Vance is Catholic. I’d say the Pope decided he had to go now to make sure Vance never gets into Heaven.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:22:22
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274211
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Michael V said:


dv said:

Gambling odds on the successor

4.00 Luis Antonio Tagle (Philippines), 67
5.00 Pietro Parolin (Italy), 70
6.00 Peter Turkson (Ghana), 76
7.00 Peter Erdő (Hungary), 72
9.00 Angelo Scola (Italy), 82

Let’s hope for the guy from Ghana (see earlier in the thread about DEI).

:)

Good point.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:23:32
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274212
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


SCIENCE said:

wait wasn’t he meant to be getting stronger and stronger

He did what many people do…they rally and then leave quickly.

At least he got to make his last address.

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Date: 21/04/2025 19:50:13
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274223
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


buffy said:

SCIENCE said:

wait wasn’t he meant to be getting stronger and stronger

He did what many people do…they rally and then leave quickly.

At least he got to make his last address.

Bergoglio graduated as a chemical technician before choosing the path of the priesthood,

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Date: 21/04/2025 20:16:44
From: btm
ID: 2274229
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

I want the next pope to call himself Goesthevezel, because then we can sing about him:

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle;
That’s where the money goes:
Pope Goesthevezel

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Date: 21/04/2025 20:20:15
From: AussieDJ
ID: 2274230
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

btm said:


I want the next pope to call himself Goesthevezel, because then we can sing about him:

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle;
That’s where the money goes:
Pope Goesthevezel

:)

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Date: 21/04/2025 20:27:41
From: Arts
ID: 2274234
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

btm said:


I want the next pope to call himself Goesthevezel, because then we can sing about him:

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle;
That’s where the money goes:
Pope Goesthevezel

Pope Jude
Pope Delilah
Pope Jolene

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Date: 21/04/2025 20:30:41
From: party_pants
ID: 2274236
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Arts said:


btm said:

I want the next pope to call himself Goesthevezel, because then we can sing about him:

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle;
That’s where the money goes:
Pope Goesthevezel

Pope Jude
Pope Delilah
Pope Jolene

Pope Sprinkler

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Date: 21/04/2025 20:35:14
From: JudgeMental
ID: 2274237
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Arts said:

Pope Jude

bit obscure.

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Date: 21/04/2025 21:38:48
From: Arts
ID: 2274254
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

JudgeMental said:


Arts said:

Pope Jude

bit obscure.

hey

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Date: 22/04/2025 09:15:23
From: Ian
ID: 2274325
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

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Date: 22/04/2025 09:19:17
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2274329
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Donald Trump is going to the funeral.

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Date: 22/04/2025 09:21:33
From: Michael V
ID: 2274330
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Donald Trump is going to the funeral.

And said that he’s looking forward to it.

Arsehole.

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Date: 22/04/2025 09:22:25
From: Michael V
ID: 2274331
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Michael V said:


Peak Warming Man said:

Donald Trump is going to the funeral.

And said that he’s looking forward to it.

Arsehole.

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Date: 22/04/2025 09:27:26
From: Tamb
ID: 2274332
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Donald Trump is going to the funeral.

Be good if he was the guest of honour.

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Date: 22/04/2025 09:54:50
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274334
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Michael V said:


Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Donald Trump is going to the funeral.

And said that he’s looking forward to it.

Arsehole.

Both Melania and Ivanka have been a bit absent lately. Cue the conspiracy theories.

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Date: 22/04/2025 09:56:21
From: Michael V
ID: 2274335
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tamb said:


Peak Warming Man said:

Donald Trump is going to the funeral.

Be good if he was the guest of honour.

:)

Absolutely!

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:03:20
From: Michael V
ID: 2274337
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Michael V said:

Michael V said:

And said that he’s looking forward to it.

Arsehole.

Both Melania and Ivanka have been a bit absent lately. Cue the conspiracy theories.

Ha!

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:07:52
From: Arts
ID: 2274338
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Michael V said:

Michael V said:

And said that he’s looking forward to it.

Arsehole.

Both Melania and Ivanka have been a bit absent lately. Cue the conspiracy theories.

Ivanka withdrew from the political arena fairly early IIRC, once she saw the kookiness, she washed her hands of it pretty much.

Melania is away slaughtering seal pups…

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:15:48
From: dv
ID: 2274339
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Ivanka and Jared got hundreds of millions of dollars for their investment fund, Affinity Partners, from Gulf countries in exchange for access to the President.

After that, they didn’t need him any more and were glad not to be tied to his stupidity and vileness.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/10/us/jared-kushner-saudi-investment-fund.html

https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-investigations/jared-and-ivanka-made-up-to-640-million-in-the-white-house/

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:17:36
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274340
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

dv said:


Ivanka and Jared got hundreds of millions of dollars for their investment fund, Affinity Partners, from Gulf countries in exchange for access to the President.

After that, they didn’t need him any more and were glad not to be tied to his stupidity and vileness.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/10/us/jared-kushner-saudi-investment-fund.html

https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-investigations/jared-and-ivanka-made-up-to-640-million-in-the-white-house/

Hoo boy. I did not know that.

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:18:18
From: dv
ID: 2274341
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

“The promise was that when the glass was full, it would overflow, benefiting the poor. What happens instead is that when the glass is full, it magically gets bigger, but nothing ever comes out for the poor.”
- Pope Francis

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:39:46
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274348
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

dv said:


“The promise was that when the glass was full, it would overflow, benefiting the poor. What happens instead is that when the glass is full, it magically gets bigger, but nothing ever comes out for the poor.”
- Pope Francis

It never actually trickles down.

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:48:11
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2274352
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

For world domination Trump needs a US pope.

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:50:02
From: Arts
ID: 2274353
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

top five richest people in the world:

Elon Musk: $384 billion
Jeff Bezos: $244 billion
Mark Zuckerberg: $219 billion
Larry Elson: $197 billion
Bernard Arnault : $180 billion

= 1,224 billion dollars

number of humans 8.2 billion.

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:51:34
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274354
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Arts said:


top five richest people in the world:

Elon Musk: $384 billion
Jeff Bezos: $244 billion
Mark Zuckerberg: $219 billion
Larry Elson: $197 billion
Bernard Arnault : $180 billion

= 1,224 billion dollars

number of humans 8.2 billion.

They could afford to give us a couple of bucks each.

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:51:46
From: dv
ID: 2274355
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Thanks, AI Overview!

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Date: 22/04/2025 10:53:58
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274356
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

dv said:


Thanks, AI Overview!

Obviously not taught by an ENGLISH teacher.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:03:20
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274358
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

dv said:


Thanks, AI Overview!

Whatever did we do without AI?

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:06:12
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274360
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


dv said:

Thanks, AI Overview!

Whatever did we do without AI?

Do our own reasearch. AI mixes plagarism with terrible grammar.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:06:27
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 2274361
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

dv said:


Thanks, AI Overview!

Yesterday Google AI gave me a totally inaccurate list of recent Popes.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:06:51
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274362
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


Divine Angel said:

dv said:

Thanks, AI Overview!

Whatever did we do without AI?

Do our own reasearch. AI mixes plagarism with terrible grammar.

and I make typos.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:09:03
From: Arts
ID: 2274363
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


Divine Angel said:

dv said:

Thanks, AI Overview!

Whatever did we do without AI?

Do our own reasearch. AI mixes plagarism with terrible grammar.

I’m not sure what else AI is if not plagiarism… it literally is the combing of the available information. and it’s not bad to use, but you should understand the pitfalls and use it responsibly… otherwise it’s a gateway drug to laziness.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:09:39
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274364
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Witty Rejoinder said:


dv said:

Thanks, AI Overview!

Yesterday Google AI gave me a totally inaccurate list of recent Popes.

Best idea is to not teach it anything useful. Because it is dangerous in the hands of some of the people out there.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:10:38
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274365
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Arts said:


roughbarked said:

Divine Angel said:

Whatever did we do without AI?

Do our own reasearch. AI mixes plagarism with terrible grammar.

I’m not sure what else AI is if not plagiarism… it literally is the combing of the available information. and it’s not bad to use, but you should understand the pitfalls and use it responsibly… otherwise it’s a gateway drug to laziness.

Hmm.. Yes, that was put quite aptly.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:12:52
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2274366
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

dv said:


Thanks, AI Overview!

What did we ever do without it.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:13:52
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274367
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

I downloaded the film Conclave so this seems like a good time to watch it.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:16:59
From: Cymek
ID: 2274369
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


Arts said:

roughbarked said:

Do our own reasearch. AI mixes plagarism with terrible grammar.

I’m not sure what else AI is if not plagiarism… it literally is the combing of the available information. and it’s not bad to use, but you should understand the pitfalls and use it responsibly… otherwise it’s a gateway drug to laziness.

Hmm.. Yes, that was put quite aptly.

And they reckon marijuana is a gateway drug
AI will turn us all in to floaty fat people who can’t form sentences

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:17:41
From: btm
ID: 2274370
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


I downloaded the film Conclave so this seems like a good time to watch it.

I was thinking of watching The Pope Must Die (which the Americans renamed The Pope Must Diet!) again. It seems appropriate.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:32:53
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274374
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Cymek said:


roughbarked said:

Arts said:

I’m not sure what else AI is if not plagiarism… it literally is the combing of the available information. and it’s not bad to use, but you should understand the pitfalls and use it responsibly… otherwise it’s a gateway drug to laziness.

Hmm.. Yes, that was put quite aptly.

And they reckon marijuana is a gateway drug
AI will turn us all in to floaty fat people who can’t form sentences

It is where it leads …

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:38:06
From: Michael V
ID: 2274376
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


Divine Angel said:

dv said:

Thanks, AI Overview!

Whatever did we do without AI?

Do our own reasearch. AI mixes plagarism with terrible grammar.

I see a problem with arithmetic, but none with grammar. What’s the problem with the grammar?

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:39:01
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274379
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Michael V said:


roughbarked said:

Divine Angel said:

Whatever did we do without AI?

Do our own reasearch. AI mixes plagarism with terrible grammar.

I see a problem with arithmetic, but none with grammar. What’s the problem with the grammar?

28 cardinals of whom 135 are allowed to vote.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:40:08
From: The Rev Dodgson
ID: 2274381
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

Do our own reasearch. AI mixes plagarism with terrible grammar.

I see a problem with arithmetic, but none with grammar. What’s the problem with the grammar?

28 cardinals of whom 135 are allowed to vote.

As MV said, perfectly correct, grammatically.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:41:31
From: Michael V
ID: 2274383
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

Do our own reasearch. AI mixes plagarism with terrible grammar.

I see a problem with arithmetic, but none with grammar. What’s the problem with the grammar?

28 cardinals of whom 135 are allowed to vote.

That is one part of the arithmetic problem. (28, 235, 117.)

What’s wrong with the grammar?

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:44:27
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274386
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

The Rev Dodgson said:


roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

I see a problem with arithmetic, but none with grammar. What’s the problem with the grammar?

28 cardinals of whom 135 are allowed to vote.

As MV said, perfectly correct, grammatically.

It probably should have read; 28 cardiinals of 135 whom are allowed to vote. The other 107 are too old to vote.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:45:46
From: roughbarked
ID: 2274389
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


The Rev Dodgson said:

roughbarked said:

28 cardinals of whom 135 are allowed to vote.

As MV said, perfectly correct, grammatically.

It probably should have read; 28 cardiinals of 135 whom are allowed to vote. The other 107 are too old to vote.

or, of 135, 28 are allowed to vot..

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:54:36
From: Cymek
ID: 2274394
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

I imagine besides people becoming lazy using AI

Is what information is retained by the website hosting the AI.

One of our report writers pastes his notes into an AI and it writes his reports.
The information isn’t public knowledge and whilst I doubt it retains them it could easily do so.

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Date: 22/04/2025 11:59:51
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274401
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Cymek said:


I imagine besides people becoming lazy using AI

Is what information is retained by the website hosting the AI.

One of our report writers pastes his notes into an AI and it writes his reports.
The information isn’t public knowledge and whilst I doubt it retains them it could easily do so.


ChatGPT and Copilot definitely store your conversations, I don’t know about the others.

Mr Mutant uses Copilot to analyse information. He feeds in the data and it will spit out the analysis within minutes rather than several hours doing it manually. Sometimes he uses it to write performance evaluations, shh.

Back when Mr Mutant was interviewing new prospects, one applicant solved the problem using AI, but when the answer was wrong, the applicant couldn’t see where AI had gone wrong even though it was glaringly obvious to Mr Mutant.

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Date: 22/04/2025 12:17:39
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2274411
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Cymek said:

information isn’t public knowledge and whilst I doubt it retains them

LOL our sweet summer’s child

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Date: 22/04/2025 12:18:46
From: Arts
ID: 2274412
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


The Rev Dodgson said:

roughbarked said:

28 cardinals of whom 135 are allowed to vote.

As MV said, perfectly correct, grammatically.

It probably should have read; 28 cardiinals of 135 whom are allowed to vote. The other 107 are too old to vote.

no… AI got it correct

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Date: 22/04/2025 13:34:08
From: dv
ID: 2274440
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Arts said:


roughbarked said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

As MV said, perfectly correct, grammatically.

It probably should have read; 28 cardiinals of 135 whom are allowed to vote. The other 107 are too old to vote.

no… AI got it correct

So negative 107 are not allowed to vote

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Date: 22/04/2025 14:54:16
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2274464
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

dv said:

Arts said:

roughbarked said:

It probably should have read; 28 cardiinals of 135 whom are allowed to vote. The other 107 are too old to vote.

no… AI got it correct

So negative 107 are not allowed to vote

fkn Republican voter suppression

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Date: 22/04/2025 15:46:33
From: kii
ID: 2274505
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

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Date: 22/04/2025 15:47:54
From: Michael V
ID: 2274506
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

kii said:



LOLOLOLOL

Brilliant!

:)

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Date: 22/04/2025 16:16:27
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2274521
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

kii said:



this

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Date: 22/04/2025 16:16:43
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2274523
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Michael V said:


kii said:


LOLOLOLOL

Brilliant!

:)

^

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Date: 22/04/2025 16:17:37
From: kii
ID: 2274525
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

SCIENCE said:


kii said:


this

+1

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Date: 22/04/2025 16:18:06
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274526
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

SCIENCE said:


kii said:


this

Liz Truss has knuckle tattoos proclaiming she killed the Queen. Not many people know that.

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Date: 22/04/2025 16:21:08
From: Tamb
ID: 2274530
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


SCIENCE said:

kii said:


this

Liz Truss has knuckle tattoos proclaiming she killed the Queen. Not many people know that.


She finally succeeded.

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Date: 22/04/2025 16:29:31
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2274534
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

kii said:

SCIENCE said:

kii said:


this

+1

👍

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Date: 22/04/2025 16:44:19
From: Cymek
ID: 2274543
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Are popes decanted from a vat do you think.

Like the Empire from Foundation, except one instead of having three

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Date: 22/04/2025 16:56:50
From: ruby
ID: 2274545
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


SCIENCE said:

kii said:


this

Liz Truss has knuckle tattoos proclaiming she killed the Queen. Not many people know that.

:)))

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Date: 22/04/2025 18:42:40
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274597
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


Peak Warming Man said:

dv said:

Gambling odds on the successor

4.00 Luis Antonio Tagle (Philippines), 67
5.00 Pietro Parolin (Italy), 70
6.00 Peter Turkson (Ghana), 76
7.00 Peter Erdő (Hungary), 72
9.00 Angelo Scola (Italy), 82

I want to know Sportsbet odds.

It’s based on hospital visits?

Or worst progressive diagnosis.

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Date: 22/04/2025 18:52:51
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274601
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Three observations about the Vatican

1 Over the last two thousand years the Vatican has segregated into two main gender groups females and males nuns and monks, then they attack the gay community, while failing to see themselves.

2 Over the last two thousand years they have been preaching something that can never be proven and that is deception.

3 Over the last two thousand years and 250 popes later, this last one has been one of the best.

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Date: 22/04/2025 19:03:40
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274609
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Francis championed Pell. Pell wasn’t a huge fan of Francis over various stances, but ultimately the Pope has to go with the Catholic Church’s interpretation of the Bible.

What I do like about Francis is that despite all the riches afforded to the Pope, Francis chose not to partake in many of them. From refusing the ermine ceremonial coat to his scaled-back funeral, Francis took his namesake’s attitude to flaunting wealth seriously.

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Date: 22/04/2025 19:04:38
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2274611
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

88 eh

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Date: 22/04/2025 19:07:29
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274612
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

SCIENCE said:

88 eh

Plus months, days, hours and seconds.

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Date: 22/04/2025 19:15:03
From: dv
ID: 2274614
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

SCIENCE said:

88 eh

Ha Ha

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Date: 22/04/2025 19:17:34
From: Arts
ID: 2274616
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


Three observations about the Vatican

1 Over the last two thousand years the Vatican has segregated into two main gender groups females and males nuns and monks, then they attack the gay community, while failing to see themselves.

2 Over the last two thousand years they have been preaching something that can never be proven and that is deception.

3 Over the last two thousand years and 250 popes later, this last one has been one of the best.

you should read about the Donation of Constantine… it’ll blow your mind.

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Date: 22/04/2025 19:22:12
From: buffy
ID: 2274617
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Francis championed Pell. Pell wasn’t a huge fan of Francis over various stances, but ultimately the Pope has to go with the Catholic Church’s interpretation of the Bible.

What I do like about Francis is that despite all the riches afforded to the Pope, Francis chose not to partake in many of them. From refusing the ermine ceremonial coat to his scaled-back funeral, Francis took his namesake’s attitude to flaunting wealth seriously.

I’m not entirely sure he championed Pell. I think he removed Pell to somewhere he could not do any further harm.

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Date: 22/04/2025 19:39:58
From: Spiny Norman
ID: 2274619
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Hopefully the new pope does better with the Ferrari F1 team.

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Date: 22/04/2025 19:53:03
From: Bubblecar
ID: 2274620
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


Divine Angel said:

Francis championed Pell. Pell wasn’t a huge fan of Francis over various stances, but ultimately the Pope has to go with the Catholic Church’s interpretation of the Bible.

What I do like about Francis is that despite all the riches afforded to the Pope, Francis chose not to partake in many of them. From refusing the ermine ceremonial coat to his scaled-back funeral, Francis took his namesake’s attitude to flaunting wealth seriously.

I’m not entirely sure he championed Pell. I think he removed Pell to somewhere he could not do any further harm.

It was much more a matter of trying to move Pell out of harm’s way (i.e., harm to Pell and harm to the Church).

Not quite sure why you idolise this Pope. He tweaked the rhetoric a little but none of the fundamental teachings.

The Catholic conservatives hated him but they tend to hate all the Popes. You’d probably have to go back to the Middle Ages to find one monstrous enough to satisfy them.

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Date: 22/04/2025 19:59:52
From: dv
ID: 2274621
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Remember Cardinal Sin of the Philippines?
I feel like he could never have become Pope because no one would want to wreck that joke.

Like Major Major Major Major in Catch 22.

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Date: 22/04/2025 20:00:53
From: dv
ID: 2274622
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Spiny Norman said:


Hopefully the new pope does better with the Ferrari F1 team.

They omitted a pope.

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Date: 22/04/2025 20:23:46
From: dv
ID: 2274628
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

https://www.thechatner.com/p/is-he-popeable-my-top-ten-pope-picks

This is very silly, but it did make me wonder …

Who was the last beardy pope?

Going by the pictures in Wikipedia, Innocent X, who poped from 1644 to 1655, had a pretty good beard.
After him there were a few with a moustache paired with a narrow strip of chinbeard, not sure what you’d even call it, up until 1700.

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Date: 22/04/2025 21:02:40
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274636
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Spiny Norman said:


Hopefully the new pope does better with the Ferrari F1 team.

I wonder if the minimal trend will continue?

Or will they switch back to bling?

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Date: 22/04/2025 21:20:07
From: Kingy
ID: 2274638
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Take me down to the vatican city,

Where the popes now gone

And the pious have pity.

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Date: 22/04/2025 21:29:13
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 2274639
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Kingy said:


Take me down to the vatican city,

Where the popes now gone

And the pious have pity.

They always find another one: not so keen on Italians though.

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Date: 22/04/2025 21:48:28
From: buffy
ID: 2274641
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Bubblecar said:


buffy said:

Divine Angel said:

Francis championed Pell. Pell wasn’t a huge fan of Francis over various stances, but ultimately the Pope has to go with the Catholic Church’s interpretation of the Bible.

What I do like about Francis is that despite all the riches afforded to the Pope, Francis chose not to partake in many of them. From refusing the ermine ceremonial coat to his scaled-back funeral, Francis took his namesake’s attitude to flaunting wealth seriously.

I’m not entirely sure he championed Pell. I think he removed Pell to somewhere he could not do any further harm.

It was much more a matter of trying to move Pell out of harm’s way (i.e., harm to Pell and harm to the Church).

Not quite sure why you idolise this Pope. He tweaked the rhetoric a little but none of the fundamental teachings.

The Catholic conservatives hated him but they tend to hate all the Popes. You’d probably have to go back to the Middle Ages to find one monstrous enough to satisfy them.

There is more than one way to skin a cat.

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Date: 22/04/2025 22:08:34
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274644
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


Three observations about the Vatican

1 Over the last two thousand years the Vatican has segregated into two main gender groups females and males nuns and monks, then they attack the gay community, while failing to see themselves.

2 Over the last two thousand years they have been preaching something that can never be proven and that is deception.

3 Over the last two thousand years and 250 popes later, this last one has been one of the best.

It will take them another two thousand years to address points 1 and 2.

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Date: 23/04/2025 12:10:03
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274793
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

“ Francis, 88, died unexpectedly on Monday after suffering a stroke and cardiac arrest, the Vatican said.”

Hmm,’unexpected’ isn’t the word I would have chosen. Fair, he didn’t die from lung issues as expected, but surely they knew his time was near.

Also, does anyone here know why the guard dude is dressed like a court jester?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-22/pope-funeral-dates-images-of-popes-body-released-by-vatican/105203894

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Date: 23/04/2025 12:14:30
From: kii
ID: 2274798
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


“ Francis, 88, died unexpectedly on Monday after suffering a stroke and cardiac arrest, the Vatican said.”

Hmm,’unexpected’ isn’t the word I would have chosen. Fair, he didn’t die from lung issues as expected, but surely they knew his time was near.

Also, does anyone here know why the guard dude is dressed like a court jester?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-22/pope-funeral-dates-images-of-popes-body-released-by-vatican/105203894

Traditional Swiss Guard’s uniform.

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Date: 23/04/2025 12:23:06
From: buffy
ID: 2274802
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


“ Francis, 88, died unexpectedly on Monday after suffering a stroke and cardiac arrest, the Vatican said.”

Hmm,’unexpected’ isn’t the word I would have chosen. Fair, he didn’t die from lung issues as expected, but surely they knew his time was near.

Also, does anyone here know why the guard dude is dressed like a court jester?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-22/pope-funeral-dates-images-of-popes-body-released-by-vatican/105203894

Vatican Guard uniform.

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Date: 23/04/2025 12:24:00
From: captain_spalding
ID: 2274804
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

kii said:


Divine Angel said:

“ Francis, 88, died unexpectedly on Monday after suffering a stroke and cardiac arrest, the Vatican said.”

Hmm,’unexpected’ isn’t the word I would have chosen. Fair, he didn’t die from lung issues as expected, but surely they knew his time was near.

Also, does anyone here know why the guard dude is dressed like a court jester?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-22/pope-funeral-dates-images-of-popes-body-released-by-vatican/105203894

Traditional Swiss Guard’s uniform.

Allegedly designed by Michaelangelo.

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Date: 23/04/2025 12:58:29
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274828
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

I haven’t watched Conclave yet bc Mr Mutant wants to watch it with me. But I hear the rituals portrayed in the film are pretty much exactly what happens IRL.

The top comment is a rundown of the rituals involved. I’m fascinated by rituals, watching the Queen’s funeral was interesting because of the ceremony that goes with it. Everything from telling the bees their owner had died to breaking of the sceptre.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/GTm3F0xr61

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Date: 23/04/2025 13:04:45
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274830
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

I’m sure it’s a coincidence that viewership of the film Conclave has increased this week.

https://variety.com/2025/film/news/conclave-streaming-views-pope-francis-death-1236375240/

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Date: 23/04/2025 13:13:51
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2274832
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

captain_spalding said:


kii said:

Divine Angel said:

“ Francis, 88, died unexpectedly on Monday after suffering a stroke and cardiac arrest, the Vatican said.”

Hmm,’unexpected’ isn’t the word I would have chosen. Fair, he didn’t die from lung issues as expected, but surely they knew his time was near.

Also, does anyone here know why the guard dude is dressed like a court jester?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-22/pope-funeral-dates-images-of-popes-body-released-by-vatican/105203894

Traditional Swiss Guard’s uniform.

Allegedly designed by Michaelangelo.

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Date: 23/04/2025 13:20:01
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274834
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Fine, I’ll look it up myself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Guard#Uniforms

The Swiss Guard is considered an elite military unit and highly selective in its recruitment: candidates must be unmarried Swiss Catholic males between 19 and 30 years of age, and at least 5 feet 8.5 inches (1.74 meters), who have completed basic training with the Swiss Armed Forces and hold a professional diploma or high school degree. As of 2024 there were 135 members.

The tailors of the Swiss Guard work inside the Vatican barracks. There the uniform for each guardsman is tailor-made individually. The total set of Renaissance style clothing weighs 8 pounds (3.6 kg), and may be the heaviest and most complicated uniform in use by any standing army today. A single uniform requires 154 pieces and takes nearly 32 hours and 3 fittings to complete. They are made of high-quality wool exclusively sourced from the town of Biella.

Guards are forbidden from selling their suit and while they can keep the uniform after five years of service, they are contractually obliged to either be buried with the uniform or pass it on to a specific Swiss Guard association.

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Date: 23/04/2025 13:24:28
From: Michael V
ID: 2274838
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Fine, I’ll look it up myself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Guard#Uniforms

The Swiss Guard is considered an elite military unit and highly selective in its recruitment: candidates must be unmarried Swiss Catholic males between 19 and 30 years of age, and at least 5 feet 8.5 inches (1.74 meters), who have completed basic training with the Swiss Armed Forces and hold a professional diploma or high school degree. As of 2024 there were 135 members.

The tailors of the Swiss Guard work inside the Vatican barracks. There the uniform for each guardsman is tailor-made individually. The total set of Renaissance style clothing weighs 8 pounds (3.6 kg), and may be the heaviest and most complicated uniform in use by any standing army today. A single uniform requires 154 pieces and takes nearly 32 hours and 3 fittings to complete. They are made of high-quality wool exclusively sourced from the town of Biella.

Guards are forbidden from selling their suit and while they can keep the uniform after five years of service, they are contractually obliged to either be buried with the uniform or pass it on to a specific Swiss Guard association.

Ta.

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Date: 23/04/2025 14:05:45
From: kii
ID: 2274845
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


I haven’t watched Conclave yet bc Mr Mutant wants to watch it with me. But I hear the rituals portrayed in the film are pretty much exactly what happens IRL.

The top comment is a rundown of the rituals involved. I’m fascinated by rituals, watching the Queen’s funeral was interesting because of the ceremony that goes with it. Everything from telling the bees their owner had died to breaking of the sceptre.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/GTm3F0xr61


The husband of one of my high school friends died just before mr kii. They kept bees. She told the bees that he’d died. That made me cry.

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Date: 23/04/2025 15:40:15
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2274883
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

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Date: 23/04/2025 19:26:38
From: buffy
ID: 2274965
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

I heard about this on the radio in the car this afternoon.

>>GAZA CITY — For most people around the world, Pope Francis was a religious leader seen on video or read about in the news. For the congregation of a tiny Roman Catholic church in Gaza, he was the voice on the other end of the phone every night, calling to check on them in wartime.

“He used to call us at 7 p.m. every night. No matter how busy he was, no matter where he was, he always called,” George Anton, spokesperson for the Church of the Holy Family in Gaza, told NPR on Monday, the day of the pope’s death at age 88.<<

NPR article with more detail

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Date: 24/04/2025 07:49:41
From: Michael V
ID: 2275043
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


I heard about this on the radio in the car this afternoon.

>>GAZA CITY — For most people around the world, Pope Francis was a religious leader seen on video or read about in the news. For the congregation of a tiny Roman Catholic church in Gaza, he was the voice on the other end of the phone every night, calling to check on them in wartime.

“He used to call us at 7 p.m. every night. No matter how busy he was, no matter where he was, he always called,” George Anton, spokesperson for the Church of the Holy Family in Gaza, told NPR on Monday, the day of the pope’s death at age 88.<<

NPR article with more detail

Huh!

:)

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Date: 25/04/2025 08:51:35
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2275436
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Speculation as to who will replace the much loved Pope Francis ❤️ has started. It’s been noted another reason there’ll never be a female Pope is the Vatican only has male toilets and men who wear dresses don’t want women invading their safe spaces.

-Omid Dajihili (sp?), Facebook

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Date: 25/04/2025 09:06:32
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2275438
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Morning pilgrims, it’s a wet old day in the Pearl of the South Specific.

Nothing much planned for today.
Over.

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Date: 25/04/2025 09:07:31
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2275440
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Morning pilgrims, it’s a wet old day in the Pearl of the South Specific.

Nothing much planned for today.
Over.

Not a great start.

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Date: 25/04/2025 09:10:36
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 2275442
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Morning pilgrims, it’s a wet old day in the Pearl of the South Specific.

Nothing much planned for today.
Over.

Are you invited to the conclave as an outside observer?

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Date: 25/04/2025 09:13:19
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2275443
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Witty Rejoinder said:


Peak Warming Man said:

Morning pilgrims, it’s a wet old day in the Pearl of the South Specific.

Nothing much planned for today.
Over.

Are you invited to the conclave as an outside observer?

No.
It’s been more than 3 days so he’s definitely dead this time.

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Date: 25/04/2025 09:45:12
From: Michael V
ID: 2275457
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Witty Rejoinder said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Morning pilgrims, it’s a wet old day in the Pearl of the South Specific.

Nothing much planned for today.
Over.

Are you invited to the conclave as an outside observer?

No.
It’s been more than 3 days so he’s definitely dead this time.

Ha!

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Date: 25/04/2025 10:11:07
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2275469
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Are you invited to the conclave as an outside observer?

No.
It’s been more than 3 days so he’s definitely dead this time.

Ha!

Next time live on Venus

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Date: 25/04/2025 10:15:17
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2275473
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:

Speculation as to who will replace the much loved Pope Francis ❤️ has started. It’s been noted another reason there’ll never be a female Pope is the Vatican only has male toilets and men who wear dresses don’t want women invading their safe spaces.

-Omid Dajihili (sp?), Facebook

well they should have a Nane then

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Date: 25/04/2025 10:16:42
From: Tamb
ID: 2275475
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

SCIENCE said:

Michael V said:

Peak Warming Man said:

No.
It’s been more than 3 days so he’s definitely dead this time.

Ha!

Next time live on Venus


Not sure about the 3 day thing.
People still view Lenin’s mausoleum to make sure he’s still dead.

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Date: 25/04/2025 10:23:35
From: roughbarked
ID: 2275478
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tamb said:


SCIENCE said:

Michael V said:

Ha!

Next time live on Venus


Not sure about the 3 day thing.
People still view Lenin’s mausoleum to make sure he’s still dead.

They’ve been replacing his parts for years?

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Date: 25/04/2025 10:27:10
From: Tamb
ID: 2275481
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


Tamb said:

SCIENCE said:

Next time live on Venus


Not sure about the 3 day thing.
People still view Lenin’s mausoleum to make sure he’s still dead.

They’ve been replacing his parts for years?


Maybe they just visit the Lubyanka & collect a recently dead substitute.

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Date: 25/04/2025 10:28:33
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2275483
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:

Tamb said:

SCIENCE said:

Next time live on Venus


Not sure about the 3 day thing.
People still view Lenin’s mausoleum to make sure he’s still dead.

They’ve been replacing his parts for years?

so Lenin is a ship

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Date: 26/04/2025 09:39:10
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2275862
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

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Date: 26/04/2025 10:09:13
From: Michael V
ID: 2275879
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:



Oh.

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Date: 26/04/2025 10:38:36
From: buffy
ID: 2275895
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Michael V said:


Divine Angel said:


Oh.

It’s not on the general ABC TV, it’s on 24. So we still get Vera tonight.

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Date: 26/04/2025 10:39:42
From: roughbarked
ID: 2275897
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:


Oh.

It’s not on the general ABC TV, it’s on 24. So we still get Vera tonight.

Good.

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Date: 26/04/2025 10:45:05
From: Michael V
ID: 2275903
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:


Oh.

It’s not on the general ABC TV, it’s on 24. So we still get Vera tonight.

Phew.

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Date: 26/04/2025 11:28:23
From: Woodie
ID: 2275923
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Michael V said:


buffy said:

Michael V said:

Oh.

It’s not on the general ABC TV, it’s on 24. So we still get Vera tonight.

Phew.

Anno Domini, Halleluiah, and Santa Maria!!

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Date: 26/04/2025 11:30:59
From: party_pants
ID: 2275924
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Woodie said:


Michael V said:

buffy said:

It’s not on the general ABC TV, it’s on 24. So we still get Vera tonight.

Phew.

Anno Domini, Halleluiah, and Santa Maria!!

Were the previous Pope’s funerals telecast live in Australia? I can’t recall.

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Date: 26/04/2025 11:31:44
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2275925
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

party_pants said:


Woodie said:

Michael V said:

Phew.

Anno Domini, Halleluiah, and Santa Maria!!

Were the previous Pope’s funerals telecast live in Australia? I can’t recall.

JPII certainly was.

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Date: 26/04/2025 11:33:43
From: party_pants
ID: 2275926
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

I;m guessing it will be a catholic funeral…

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Date: 26/04/2025 11:38:45
From: Kingy
ID: 2275928
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

party_pants said:


I;m guessing it will be a catholic funeral…

I dunno, they might put him in a canoe, set it on fire and push him out into the lake.

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Date: 26/04/2025 11:40:09
From: party_pants
ID: 2275930
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Kingy said:


party_pants said:

I;m guessing it will be a catholic funeral…

I dunno, they might put him in a canoe, set it on fire and push him out into the lake.

that would certainly boost the ratings.

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Date: 26/04/2025 11:41:11
From: roughbarked
ID: 2275933
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Kingy said:


party_pants said:

I;m guessing it will be a catholic funeral…

I dunno, they might put him in a canoe, set it on fire and push him out into the lake.

He did want all faiths to come together and a funeral pyre can draw crowds.

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Date: 26/04/2025 11:46:10
From: Tamb
ID: 2275936
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:


Kingy said:

party_pants said:

I;m guessing it will be a catholic funeral…

I dunno, they might put him in a canoe, set it on fire and push him out into the lake.

He did want all faiths to come together and a funeral pyre can draw crowds.


The Catholics got too much bad publicity from burning people in the past so I don’t think they’ll do it again. The black smoke/white smoke thing is bad enough,

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Date: 26/04/2025 11:50:08
From: Woodie
ID: 2275938
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tamb said:


roughbarked said:

Kingy said:

I dunno, they might put him in a canoe, set it on fire and push him out into the lake.

He did want all faiths to come together and a funeral pyre can draw crowds.


The Catholics got too much bad publicity from burning people in the past so I don’t think they’ll do it again. The black smoke/white smoke thing is bad enough,

Nobody wants the Spanish Inquisition.

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Date: 26/04/2025 12:00:28
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2275942
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tamb said:


roughbarked said:

Kingy said:

I dunno, they might put him in a canoe, set it on fire and push him out into the lake.

He did want all faiths to come together and a funeral pyre can draw crowds.


The Catholics got too much bad publicity from burning people in the past so I don’t think they’ll do it again.

Well they only burnt the witches.

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Date: 26/04/2025 12:40:49
From: Ian
ID: 2275959
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

roughbarked said:

He did want all faiths to come together and a funeral pyre can draw crowds.


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Date: 26/04/2025 13:08:38
From: buffy
ID: 2275975
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

party_pants said:


I;m guessing it will be a catholic funeral…

which means it will be very long in duration.

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Date: 26/04/2025 17:02:09
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276031
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

From the ABC News live blog:

“ Trump has avoided talking about any friction with the 88-year-old pontiff this week.

Trump, who met the pope twice, said he was “a good man” who loved the world.

“I thought he was a fantastic kind of guy,” Trump said.”

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Date: 26/04/2025 17:04:56
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2276033
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


From the ABC News live blog:

“ Trump has avoided talking about any friction with the 88-year-old pontiff this week.

Trump, who met the pope twice, said he was “a good man” who loved the world.

“I thought he was a fantastic kind of guy,” Trump said.”

After two thousand years and 250 tries he should be.

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Date: 26/04/2025 17:06:03
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2276034
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


Divine Angel said:

From the ABC News live blog:

“ Trump has avoided talking about any friction with the 88-year-old pontiff this week.

Trump, who met the pope twice, said he was “a good man” who loved the world.

“I thought he was a fantastic kind of guy,” Trump said.”

After two thousand years and 250 tries he should be.

A Fantastic kind of guy.

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Date: 26/04/2025 17:06:21
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276035
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

The Vatican has released the program for the funeral. It’s 45 pages long.

https://www.vatican.va/news_services/liturgy/libretti/2025/20250426-libretto-esequie-sepoltura.pdf

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Date: 26/04/2025 17:17:01
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2276036
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


The Vatican has released the program for the funeral. It’s 45 pages long.

https://www.vatican.va/news_services/liturgy/libretti/2025/20250426-libretto-esequie-sepoltura.pdf

Charles has one a few hundred pages long and he even isn’t dead yet.

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Date: 26/04/2025 18:24:02
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2276061
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Spiffing funeral.
They have invited the homeless, the poor, gays, trannies and prostitutes to the service.
Trump should be right at home with the latter.

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Date: 26/04/2025 18:38:48
From: Woodie
ID: 2276067
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Spiffing funeral.
They have invited the homeless, the poor, gays, trannies and prostitutes to the service.
Trump should be right at home with the latter.

Got a good day and nice weather for it, hey hat but.

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Date: 26/04/2025 18:41:04
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276068
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

I was concerned the elderly cardinals might have a turn out there in the sun but my weather app tells me it’s only 14 degrees there at the moment, with a storm expected later in the day.

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Date: 26/04/2025 18:45:06
From: Ian
ID: 2276069
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Deleted scene from Godfather 3 unearthed

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Date: 26/04/2025 18:46:29
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2276070
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Woodie said:


Peak Warming Man said:

Spiffing funeral.
They have invited the homeless, the poor, gays, trannies and prostitutes to the service.
Trump should be right at home with the latter.

Got a good day and nice weather for it, hey hat but.

If your computer has run out of doubleus you can use a v, as in Vagner.

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Date: 26/04/2025 18:53:27
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276071
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


I was concerned the elderly cardinals might have a turn out there in the sun but my weather app tells me it’s only 14 degrees there at the moment, with a storm expected later in the day.

I’m half expecting Trump to make it all about him by faking a heart attack and collapsing dramatically.

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Date: 26/04/2025 18:58:58
From: Michael V
ID: 2276074
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Ian said:


Deleted scene from Godfather 3 unearthed


Wear black? Nooo. Not DJT.

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Date: 26/04/2025 18:59:41
From: Michael V
ID: 2276075
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Woodie said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Spiffing funeral.
They have invited the homeless, the poor, gays, trannies and prostitutes to the service.
Trump should be right at home with the latter.

Got a good day and nice weather for it, hey hat but.

If your computer has run out of doubleus you can use a v, as in Vagner.

vv good…

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:00:15
From: Michael V
ID: 2276076
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Divine Angel said:

I was concerned the elderly cardinals might have a turn out there in the sun but my weather app tells me it’s only 14 degrees there at the moment, with a storm expected later in the day.

I’m half expecting Trump to make it all about him by faking a heart attack and collapsing dramatically.

Why can’t we have the real thing?

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:01:55
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2276078
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

Divine Angel said:

I was concerned the elderly cardinals might have a turn out there in the sun but my weather app tells me it’s only 14 degrees there at the moment, with a storm expected later in the day.

I’m half expecting Trump to make it all about him by faking a heart attack and collapsing dramatically.

Why can’t we have the real thing?

+1

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:02:04
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276079
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Michael V said:


Divine Angel said:

Divine Angel said:

I was concerned the elderly cardinals might have a turn out there in the sun but my weather app tells me it’s only 14 degrees there at the moment, with a storm expected later in the day.

I’m half expecting Trump to make it all about him by faking a heart attack and collapsing dramatically.

Why can’t we have the real thing?

God’s in the middle of accepting the Pope’s soul, he’s busy right now.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:02:53
From: buffy
ID: 2276080
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Spiffing funeral.
They have invited the homeless, the poor, gays, trannies and prostitutes to the service.
Trump should be right at home with the latter.

It occurs to me that it will be a very long, complicated service etc. They may have to make sure Trump is medicated to get him to sit still long enough. Three year olds don’t have a long attention span.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:04:22
From: Arts
ID: 2276081
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

The best ritual is the one where the meat sack is fed to the fishes and everyone just goes home when the wind starts blowing sand in your eyes.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:04:37
From: buffy
ID: 2276082
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

SCIENCE said:

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

I’m half expecting Trump to make it all about him by faking a heart attack and collapsing dramatically.

Why can’t we have the real thing?

+1

No. He should not upstage the most humane Pope in a long time.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:22:27
From: Woodie
ID: 2276094
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


Peak Warming Man said:

Spiffing funeral.
They have invited the homeless, the poor, gays, trannies and prostitutes to the service.
Trump should be right at home with the latter.

It occurs to me that it will be a very long, complicated service etc. They may have to make sure Trump is medicated to get him to sit still long enough. Three year olds don’t have a long attention span.

He’s probably eyeing off The Vatican as the 53rd state, behind Canada and Greenland. It’s prime real estate ya know, hey what but. And just think of all that gold in there.💰💰💰💰💰💰

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:24:23
From: roughbarked
ID: 2276096
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Woodie said:


buffy said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Spiffing funeral.
They have invited the homeless, the poor, gays, trannies and prostitutes to the service.
Trump should be right at home with the latter.

It occurs to me that it will be a very long, complicated service etc. They may have to make sure Trump is medicated to get him to sit still long enough. Three year olds don’t have a long attention span.

He’s probably eyeing off The Vatican as the 53rd state, behind Canada and Greenland. It’s prime real estate ya know, hey what but. And just think of all that gold in there.💰💰💰💰💰💰

Didn’t the Mafia flog all the gold?

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:28:14
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276098
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Is it ok if I substitute chocolate instead of the cracker to symbolise Jesus’ body in Communion?

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:30:40
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 2276099
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Is it ok if I substitute chocolate instead of the cracker to symbolise Jesus’ body in Communion?

And Milo for the wine.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:35:51
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2276102
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Bury him already.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:39:58
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276103
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Bury him already.

You heard the commentator, we’ve still got the Eastern diocese to do their thing, then the 5,5km meander to St Mary’s.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:43:09
From: Woodie
ID: 2276104
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

What a boring song. It goes on and on and on more than Celine Dion did.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:43:57
From: party_pants
ID: 2276106
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Peak Warming Man said:

Bury him already.

You heard the commentator, we’ve still got the Eastern diocese to do their thing, then the 5,5km meander to St Mary’s.

I might just duck out for a pee and come back later.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:44:58
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2276107
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Woodie said:


buffy said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Spiffing funeral.
They have invited the homeless, the poor, gays, trannies and prostitutes to the service.
Trump should be right at home with the latter.

It occurs to me that it will be a very long, complicated service etc. They may have to make sure Trump is medicated to get him to sit still long enough. Three year olds don’t have a long attention span.

He’s probably eyeing off The Vatican as the 53rd state, behind Canada and Greenland. It’s prime real estate ya know, hey what but. And just think of all that gold in there.💰💰💰💰💰💰

If he gets his man in Rome, he could dismantle the Sistine Chapel and moved it to Las Vegas, it would be a big money spinner.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:46:31
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2276108
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Hey how’s West Taiwan’s selection of the Dalai Lama thing going¿

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:46:54
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2276109
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Is it ok if I substitute chocolate instead of the cracker to symbolise Jesus’ body in Communion?

The Magi should have given Jesus chocolate instead of the other stuff.

If Jesus had spread chocolate he wouldn’t have been murdered.

I’m fairly sure of that.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:47:05
From: Woodie
ID: 2276110
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

party_pants said:

I might just duck out for a pee and come back later.

Just make sure you don’t mistake the baptismal font for the urinal, hey what but.

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:50:30
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276112
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Woodie said:


What a boring song. It goes on and on and on more than Celine Dion did.

We’re up to page 70 (of 87)

https://www.vatican.va/news_services/liturgy/libretti/2025/20250426-libretto-esequie-sepoltura.pdf

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:51:16
From: Woodie
ID: 2276113
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Woodie said:

buffy said:

It occurs to me that it will be a very long, complicated service etc. They may have to make sure Trump is medicated to get him to sit still long enough. Three year olds don’t have a long attention span.

He’s probably eyeing off The Vatican as the 53rd state, behind Canada and Greenland. It’s prime real estate ya know, hey what but. And just think of all that gold in there.💰💰💰💰💰💰

If he gets his man in Rome, he could dismantle the Sistine Chapel and moved it to Las Vegas, it would be a big money spinner.

DJT proberlee thinks all roads lead to Rome anyway. So why not? The Colosseum is already in Las Vegas so why not the Sixteenth chapel?

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:52:52
From: JudgeMental
ID: 2276114
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

has he got a boat?

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Date: 26/04/2025 19:54:58
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2276116
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

JudgeMental said:


has he got a boat?

He’s got nothing, the bastard.

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:01:12
From: Woodie
ID: 2276119
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

They’d better get this thing over and done with pretty soon.

The footy’s on in a few minutes.

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:06:40
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2276120
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Woodie said:


They’d better get this thing over and done with pretty soon.

The footy’s on in a few minutes.

He’s taking longer to bury than the Queen did.

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:07:50
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276121
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Peak Warming Man said:


Woodie said:

They’d better get this thing over and done with pretty soon.

The footy’s on in a few minutes.

He’s taking longer to bury than the Queen did.

Her funeral was a lot more interesting.

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:09:48
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276123
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Annnnnd they’re off down the road to the final resting place

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:11:42
From: JudgeMental
ID: 2276124
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Annnnnd they’re off down the road to the final resting place

there’s only one destination in the final taxi.

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:12:51
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276125
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Mini Me: what’s the coffin made of?
Me: elm, I think. So traditionally, popes are buried in three coffins…
Mini Me: so they put the head in one, the body in another, and the legs in the third?

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:14:57
From: party_pants
ID: 2276126
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Mini Me: what’s the coffin made of?
Me: elm, I think. So traditionally, popes are buried in three coffins…
Mini Me: so they put the head in one, the body in another, and the legs in the third?

Did you tell here three coffins, one inside the other, so the smell doesn’t leak out?

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:15:28
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276127
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

party_pants said:


Divine Angel said:

Mini Me: what’s the coffin made of?
Me: elm, I think. So traditionally, popes are buried in three coffins…
Mini Me: so they put the head in one, the body in another, and the legs in the third?

Did you tell here three coffins, one inside the other, so the smell doesn’t leak out?

It’s not just the smell that leaks out.

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:23:06
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276128
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Good thing Trump didn’t send Vance to be the US delegate, who knows how many cardinals would have died in his reign of death.

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:42:44
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2276131
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Good thing Trump didn’t send Vance to be the US delegate, who knows how many cardinals would have died in his reign of death.

You could give all of them mobile phones…they all pick up the phone at once…

It’s effective.

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Date: 26/04/2025 20:45:04
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2276132
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


Divine Angel said:

Good thing Trump didn’t send Vance to be the US delegate, who knows how many cardinals would have died in his reign of death.

You could give all of them mobile phones…they all pick up the phone at once…

It’s effective.

113 mobiles phones…

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Date: 26/04/2025 21:08:38
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2276134
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


Tau.Neutrino said:

Divine Angel said:

Good thing Trump didn’t send Vance to be the US delegate, who knows how many cardinals would have died in his reign of death.

You could give all of them mobile phones…they all pick up the phone at once…

It’s effective.

113 mobiles phones…

Make that 133 mobile phones.

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Date: 26/04/2025 21:12:32
From: diddly-squat
ID: 2276136
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

We watched The Conclave today…

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Date: 26/04/2025 21:16:22
From: buffy
ID: 2276137
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


party_pants said:

Divine Angel said:

Mini Me: what’s the coffin made of?
Me: elm, I think. So traditionally, popes are buried in three coffins…
Mini Me: so they put the head in one, the body in another, and the legs in the third?

Did you tell here three coffins, one inside the other, so the smell doesn’t leak out?

It’s not just the smell that leaks out.

But he didn’t have three. I think he stopped at the pine one.

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Date: 26/04/2025 21:17:03
From: buffy
ID: 2276138
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Annnnnd they’re off down the road to the final resting place

Did Trump manage to try an upstage manouvre?

(I’ve been watching Vera instead)

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Date: 26/04/2025 21:18:11
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2276139
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


Divine Angel said:

party_pants said:

Did you tell here three coffins, one inside the other, so the smell doesn’t leak out?

It’s not just the smell that leaks out.

But he didn’t have three. I think he stopped at the pine one.

3 pine coffins?

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Date: 26/04/2025 21:20:47
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2276140
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


Divine Angel said:

Annnnnd they’re off down the road to the final resting place

Did Trump manage to try an upstage manouvre?

(I’ve been watching Vera instead)

I noticed Volodymyr Zelenskyy was following Trump.

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Date: 26/04/2025 21:23:54
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276141
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

diddly-squat said:

We watched The Conclave today…

Watched it last night. Really liked it.

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Date: 26/04/2025 21:38:52
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276142
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Tau.Neutrino said:


buffy said:

Divine Angel said:

It’s not just the smell that leaks out.

But he didn’t have three. I think he stopped at the pine one.

3 pine coffins?

One’s usually elm, one’s lead, and I can’t remember the last one. They fit together like nesting dolls, with special things placed in each coffin. But Francis only had the wooden one, and was dressed in plain clothing, not fancy rags like many of his predecessors.

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Date: 26/04/2025 22:56:09
From: Michael V
ID: 2276151
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


Is it ok if I substitute chocolate instead of the cracker to symbolise Jesus’ body in Communion?

There is nothing written in the Biobull about chocolate, so I presume it’s OK.

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Date: 27/04/2025 10:28:18
From: Divine Angel
ID: 2276228
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

buffy said:


Peak Warming Man said:

Spiffing funeral.
They have invited the homeless, the poor, gays, trannies and prostitutes to the service.
Trump should be right at home with the latter.

It occurs to me that it will be a very long, complicated service etc. They may have to make sure Trump is medicated to get him to sit still long enough. Three year olds don’t have a long attention span.

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Date: 27/04/2025 10:32:06
From: buffy
ID: 2276232
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Divine Angel said:


buffy said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Spiffing funeral.
They have invited the homeless, the poor, gays, trannies and prostitutes to the service.
Trump should be right at home with the latter.

It occurs to me that it will be a very long, complicated service etc. They may have to make sure Trump is medicated to get him to sit still long enough. Three year olds don’t have a long attention span.


So perhaps he was given something to stop him fidgetting.

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Date: 8/05/2025 11:39:35
From: Kingy
ID: 2280046
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

I have a theory of how they elect a new pope.

They pontificate then hold a ballot, and the bloke with the least votes goes into the fireplace: Black smoke.

Repeat until:

Someone wins the vote and they chuck all the empty aluminium beer cans into the fire to clean the chimney for the next time.

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Date: 8/05/2025 20:42:59
From: Bogsnorkler
ID: 2280285
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

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Date: 8/05/2025 20:51:22
From: tauto
ID: 2280288
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

Bogsnorkler said:



So the new Pope is not lactose intolerant.

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Date: 8/05/2025 21:13:26
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2280298
Subject: re: Vale Il Papa the Pope.

“Conclave comes from a Latin word meaning “room that can be locked up” (from the Latin com-, “together,” and clavis, “key”). The English conclave formerly had the same meaning, but that use is now obsolete. Today, conclave refers not to the locked rooms but to the private meetings and secret assemblies that occur within them. The meaning of conclave has also expanded to include gatherings that are not necessarily secret or private but simply involve people with shared interests.”

Over.

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