Ize reckon they deserve their own thread, Parpyone. Wadda ya reckon?

PEDAL YA BASTARDS!!!!! PEDAL!! 🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️

And no need top stop pedalin’ when goin’ down hill either!

Woodie said:

Ize reckon they deserve their own thread, Parpyone. Wadda ya reckon?

Yeah.

Times like this I miss sibeen, he was a keen follower of the bicyclettes.

Woodie said:

Ize reckon they deserve their own thread, Parpyone. Wadda ya reckon?

Yeah.

Times like this I miss sibeen, he was a keen follower of the bicyclettes.

No many speckled potatoes watching from the side of the road, hey what but.

I have just tuned in. Some of the buildings look interesting. A real mix between old and modern.

On a small screen, a tablet, the View By Time is cluttered up with these symbols.

sigh

Pedersen wins the stage. Nasty crash on one of the bends.

Bubblecar said:

Pedersen wins the stage. Nasty crash on one of the bends.

Congrats Pedersen.

Yes, nasty crash. KABOOM!! Straight into the pole.

Alors, i am forced to don le chapeau de pédanterie française, and advise that the thread ought to be, où sont les bicyclettes.

(The French language is all about pedantry.)

Mikel Landa broke his back in that nasty crash towards the end.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-10/giro-d-italia-crash-stage-one-mikel-landa-jay-vine/105277524

OUCH!!!!😮

Bubblecar said:

Mikel Landa broke his back in that nasty crash towards the end.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-10/giro-d-italia-crash-stage-one-mikel-landa-jay-vine/105277524

He needs to harden the fuck up.

Tis a time trial tonight, methinks.

Peak Warming Man said:

Bubblecar said:

Mikel Landa broke his back in that nasty crash towards the end.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-10/giro-d-italia-crash-stage-one-mikel-landa-jay-vine/105277524

He needs to harden the fuck up.

The pole he rode into was hard enough, Mr Man😲

Bubblecar said:

Mikel Landa broke his back in that nasty crash towards the end.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-10/giro-d-italia-crash-stage-one-mikel-landa-jay-vine/105277524

Gee, that’s terrible.

party_pants said:

Bubblecar said:

Mikel Landa broke his back in that nasty crash towards the end.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-10/giro-d-italia-crash-stage-one-mikel-landa-jay-vine/105277524

Gee, that’s terrible.

Yes.

I do, genuinely, hope that he’ll be OK.

And, in future, he should collide with Bulgarians. Those Poles are tough.

9.20pm comence au mente pour le bicyclettes tonight. SBS Viceland. 🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴🚴🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️

Damn, Australia’s hope for the TT, Plapp, has just crashed on a corner.

But another Aussie, Jay Vine, now takes fastest time.

Bubblecar said:

But another Aussie, Jay Vine, now takes fastest time.

But now boring pom Tarling takes the fastest time.

tis only a short time trial, hey what but.

Woodie said:

tis only a short time trial, hey what but.

Thank fuck for that.
Less cluttering of View By Time.

kii said:

Woodie said:

tis only a short time trial, hey what but.

Thank fuck for that.
Less cluttering of View By Time.

LOL

They’ve finally mentioned that “Tasmania is double the size of Albania”.

Bubblecar said:

They’ve finally mentioned that “Tasmania is double the size of Albania”.

Which must mean they ride round and round in circles.

Just tuned in after watching Mars Attack on the big screen.

Have they mentioned Biniam yet?

Woodie said:

Just tuned in after watching Mars Attack on the big screen.

Have they mentioned Biniam yet?

He doesn’t seem to be riding this year.

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/biniam-girmay

I’m not actually watching much of this one, I’m in more of a reading mood.

I’ll peep into it now and then.

Bubblecar said:

I’m not actually watching much of this one, I’m in more of a reading mood.

I’ll peep into it now and then.

I probably won’t see the stage out. Got a doctor’s appointment first thing in the morning, and he’s 45 mins drive away.

Mads Pedersen wins his second stage.

Bubblecar said:

Mads Pedersen wins his second stage.

By ———><——— this much.

I’d better get some noozleberries now that’s over.

Gotta be up @ 7.30am. Docs appointment.

Then again, I can then have little nodoffs during the day if I want.😁

Woodie said:

I’d better get some noozleberries now that’s over.

Gotta be up @ 7.30am. Docs appointment.

Then again, I can then have little nodoffs during the day if I want.😁

As long as it is not whilst driving the car.

Oh, and I have no idea who ate the little bicycles.

Le GIro D’Italia etape trios Alberobello et la finito et la Lecce. et comence a mon ici et le SBS Viceland.🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

Woodie said:

Le GIro D’Italia etape trios Alberobello et la finito et la Lecce. et comence a mon ici et le SBS Viceland.🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

ooooopps…. etape quatre

Woodie said:

Le GIro D’Italia etape trios Alberobello et la finito et la Lecce. et comence a mon ici et le SBS Viceland.🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

I say, Woodie, i suspect that you’re the poster boy for L’Academie Francaise.

As in ‘Wanted, Dead or Alive, But Preferably And Definitiely Dead’ posters.

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

Le GIro D’Italia etape trios Alberobello et la finito et la Lecce. et comence a mon ici et le SBS Viceland.🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

I say, Woodie, i suspect that you’re the poster boy for L’Academie Francaise.

As in ‘Wanted, Dead or Alive, But Preferably And Definitiely Dead’ posters.

Je suis sprahchen zee Francios et le bon, Monsewer.

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

Le GIro D’Italia etape trios Alberobello et la finito et la Lecce. et comence a mon ici et le SBS Viceland.🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

I say, Woodie, i suspect that you’re the poster boy for L’Academie Francaise.

As in ‘Wanted, Dead or Alive, But Preferably And Definitiely Dead’ posters.

Je suis sprahchen zee Francios et le bon, Monsewer.

For God’s sake, Woodie, don’t let them take you alive.

I’m composing music so I won’t be riding tonight.

But I’ll see how I feel about watching the live Eurovision semi-final beginning at 5am.

Bubblecar said:

I’m composing music so I won’t be riding tonight.

But I’ll see how I feel about watching the live Eurovision semi-final beginning at 5am.

We’re not in it til the 2nd semi.

I still can’t work it out.

Who ate the little bicycles?

Michael V said:

I still can’t work it out.

Who ate the little bicycles?

Fkn Woodie.

He/She is hoping to pile so much crap into the dam that it eventually overflows.

Kingy said:

Michael V said:

I still can’t work it out.

Who ate the little bicycles?

Fkn Woodie.

He/She is hoping to pile so much crap into the dam that it eventually overflows.

The dam is already overflowing. Has been for weeks, if not months considering all the rain we’ve had.

distractingly points at the tele

Oh look…… a castello!!!

Woodie said:

distractingly points at the tele

Oh look…… a castello!!!

Come on you lot…… where’s ya quick drole and eye-rolling golf clap of a witty response????

Ya supposed to say “and the Abbot is just down the road!!” hehehehehe …

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

distractingly points at the tele

Oh look…… a castello!!!

Come on you lot…… where’s ya quick drole and eye-rolling golf clap of a witty response????

Ya supposed to say “and the Abbot is just down the road!!” hehehehehe …

Is was going to ask what colour is the castello, blue?

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

distractingly points at the tele

Oh look…… a castello!!!

Come on you lot…… where’s ya quick drole and eye-rolling golf clap of a witty response????

Ya supposed to say “and the Abbot is just down the road!!” hehehehehe …

Is was going to ask what colour is the castello, blue?

Gold clappingly drole, Parpyone. 😮

Ou et le early start pour le bicyclettes pour le nuit.

Etape six pour le Potenza et le finito et le Napoli.

7.30pm. SBS Viceland

Fred Wong……………..

WOO HOO!!

Kaden Groves (Aussie) wins stage 6 Giro D’Italia!!!

Well done, me laddo!!

Ou et le heur pour le bicyclettes ici et le footy et le finito.

Etape sept comence au ment Castel di Sangro et le finito et le Tagliacozzo.

Woodie said:

Ou et le heur pour le bicyclettes ici et le footy et le finito.

Etape sept comence au ment Castel di Sangro et le finito et le Tagliacozzo.

Jean-Paul Marat, after reading some of Woodie’s French:

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

Ou et le heur pour le bicyclettes ici et le footy et le finito.

Etape sept comence au ment Castel di Sangro et le finito et le Tagliacozzo.

Jean-Paul Marat, after reading some of Woodie’s French:

I don’t blame him.

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

Ou et le heur pour le bicyclettes ici et le footy et le finito.

Etape sept comence au ment Castel di Sangro et le finito et le Tagliacozzo.

Jean-Paul Marat, after reading some of Woodie’s French:

Ou et le moi ces’t bon et le parlez de le Franciose. 😁

Ayuso wins the stage.

Bubblecar said:

Ayuso wins the stage.

…… an uphill battle, hey what but.

Ou et le etape huit ou et le bicyclettes de la voila Italiano comence ment early et le 8pm.

Giulianova et le finito et le Castelraimondo.

Se detendre et vous apprecier del la paysage.

Woodie said:

Ou et le etape huit ou et le bicyclettes de la voila Italiano comence ment early et le 8pm.

Giulianova et le finito et le Castelraimondo.

Se detendre et vous apprecier del la paysage.

turns over after the footy finished

Ou et le bicyclettes go “weeeeeeeeeeee” et le decendement vitesse le mont.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Ou et le etape huit ou et le bicyclettes de la voila Italiano comence ment early et le 8pm.

Giulianova et le finito et le Castelraimondo.

Se detendre et vous apprecier del la paysage.

turns over after the footy finished

Ou et le bicyclettes go “weeeeeeeeeeee” et le decendement vitesse le mont.

French people hearing Woodie’s French:

Ou et le Luke Plapp (Australiae) et le tete le course ice de le bicyclettes de la Itatiano.

WOO HOO! 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

Woodie said:

Ou et le Luke Plapp (Australiae) et le tete le course ice de le bicyclettes de la Itatiano.

WOO HOO! 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

Well done.

Ou et del la voila petite numero de la villages ou et le juor.

Allez Pogacar!!

Ou et le Luke Plapp (Australiae) et le victour et le etape huit de la bicyclettes de le Giro d’Italia!!

Well done me Laddo!!

Ian said:

Allez Pogacar!!

If he was in it, he’d win it.

PLAPPP!

👚👚👚

😁😁😁

Ou et ces’t Dimanche et le etape neuve de la bicyclettes de la Italiano in Italy et voila Europa.

Commence et ment et le Gubbio et finito et le Siena.

Ou et le parlais et le bicyclettes peleton “PEDAL YA BASTARDS” !!!!!

Got this going on the pooter in here, on SBS On Demand. Too cold in the living room tonight.

Crash on the gravel road.

Bubblecar said:

Got this going on the pooter in here, on SBS On Demand. Too cold in the living room tonight.

Ou et le fellen ze offen unt le grit.

Bubblecar said:

Crash on the gravel road.

gravel rash.. hate that.

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

Got this going on the pooter in here, on SBS On Demand. Too cold in the living room tonight.

Ou et le fellen ze offen unt le grit.

Autsch!

4 km to go and Mexican del Toro leads, with Belgian van Aert right behind.

van Aert wins quite easily in the end. Bigger man, bigger muscles when it counts.

Ou et le finito et le bon!!!Tres bon!!

Bon nuit!!! Je suis ou et le directione del la boudoir.

Ou et le huer del la bicyclettes pour le nuit? 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

Woodie said:

Ou et le huer del la bicyclettes pour le nuit? 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

deeeeeer…. Ou et le Lundi et le jour de la boudoir pour le bicyclettes du jour.

Woodie said:

Ou et le huer del la bicyclettes pour le nuit? 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

It’s another time trial.

This has been an absorbing stage, and still over 74km to go.

Woodie might be sleeping, still in recovery from the toe-bashing.

ou et de la bicyclettes de la Italiano et le neuf heurs de la SBS Vicelando.🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

Ou et le comence au ment voila Modena et le finito et la Viadana.

Relax au mondo unt extraordinaire et le bon abor et la montagnes.

Woodie said:

ou et de la bicyclettes de la Italiano et le neuf heurs de la SBS Vicelando.🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

Ou et le comence au ment voila Modena et le finito et la Viadana.

Relax au mondo unt extraordinaire et le bon abor et la montagnes.

I’ll be watching.

You missed an absorbing stage last night.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

ou et de la bicyclettes de la Italiano et le neuf heurs de la SBS Vicelando.🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

Ou et le comence au ment voila Modena et le finito et la Viadana.

Relax au mondo unt extraordinaire et le bon abor et la montagnes.

I’ll be watching.

You missed an absorbing stage last night.

Je suis ou et le noir de la early.

Taking ages to start this race…

Bubblecar said:

Taking ages to start this race…

There goes the whistle, finally.

Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

Taking ages to start this race…

There goes the whistle, finally.

I’ll be tuning in when the footy el finito.

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

Taking ages to start this race…

There goes the whistle, finally.

I’ll be tuning in when the footy el finito.

There’s a breakaway of three at this stage but the peloton aren’t worried.

The leading trio are now 2.5 minutes ahead, but the peloton have yet to make a move.

Climbs coming soon and probably, rain.

Ou et le parlez grossen ou et le televish……… “PEDAL YA BASTARDS!!! PEDAL!!!”

Woodie said:

Ou et le parlez grossen ou et le televish……… “PEDAL YA BASTARDS!!! PEDAL!!!”

130km to go but a lot of it will be quite fast.

Woodie said:

Ou et le parlez grossen ou et le televish……… “PEDAL YA BASTARDS!!! PEDAL!!!”

Or….. should I say to ensure I am thoroughly understood.. “PEDALISSIMO YA BASTARDO!!! PEDALISSIMO!!!!”

The rain is now falling.

The blooming biancospino (hawthorn) hedges on a lot of these Italian routes reminds me very much of the stretch of the Bass Highway between Mole Creek and Deloraine and beyond, here on the island.

Ou et le ad break. Je suis le wee wee de le pissy soir.

Woodie said:

Ou et le ad break. Je suis le wee wee de le pissy soir.

Ou et le ad break ces’t tres petite, pour une grossen wee wee.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Ou et le ad break. Je suis le wee wee de le pissy soir.

Ou et le ad break ces’t tres petite, pour une grossen wee wee.

You made need an active nature break, with a fellow rider pushing your bike along while you pee to one side.

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Ou et le ad break. Je suis le wee wee de le pissy soir.

Ou et le ad break ces’t tres petite, pour une grossen wee wee.

Pardonnez-moi, mais shouldn’t that be a oui oui of the largesse variety?

Cyclist accepted a can of Coke from a random spectator? Or possibly his uncle.

AussieDJ said:

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Ou et le ad break. Je suis le wee wee de le pissy soir.

Ou et le ad break ces’t tres petite, pour une grossen wee wee.

Pardonnez-moi, mais shouldn’t that be a oui oui of the largesse variety?

Oui wee, monsewer. 😁

Much faster stretch to the end now. The sprinters will be hungry for a win.

Ou et la ding-a-ling lap del la rondo.

Coming up for the last 20km.

Not a single crash yet but that may change.

Bubblecar said:

Not a single crash yet but that may change.

Ou et le grossen lumpissimo de le peleton avec le potentialissimo go crashy crashy boom boom.

10km to go.

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

Not a single crash yet but that may change.

Ou et le grossen lumpissimo de le peleton avec le potentialissimo go crashy crashy boom boom.

I’d be surprised if there’s not at least one tumble.

Olav Kooij wins the stage in a very close finish.

It seems only one cyclist tumbled.

Ou et le Monsewer Groves (Aussie) et le cinq.

186 odd km of mixed flat and hilly stage, about to start.

Bubblecar said:

186 odd km of mixed flat and hilly stage, about to start.

Ou et je suis de la nodded off.

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

186 odd km of mixed flat and hilly stage, about to start.

Ou et je suis de la nodded off.

Still 128km to go, welcome aboard.

Pedersen wins again.

Ou et le etape 13 et le Giro et el finito la comedia.!!!!

My sister is going to france tomorrow. Not to see the bicycles – she has a French boyfriend – his family has a farm in Britany. She will finally get to use the French she learned at University.

Stasera le biciclette partiranno alle 20:35. (8:35pm)

Bubblecar said:

Stasera le biciclette partiranno alle 20:35. (8:35pm)

Ou et le switcherissimo et le televish voitre le bicyclettes Italiano.

Tonight the race ends in Slovenia.

Bubblecar said:

Tonight the race ends in Slovenia.

Translates:

Ou et le bicyclettes de noir ou et le finito ou et la Sloveenee.

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

Tonight the race ends in Slovenia.

Translates:

Ou et le bicyclettes de noir ou et le finito ou et la Sloveenee.

What’s with the “ou et …”? I acknowledge that it’s been many years (geologically) since I’ve done any French, but IIRC (and I probably don’t,) “ou et le bicyclettes” translates as “or and the bicycles”.

btm said:

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

Tonight the race ends in Slovenia.

Translates:

Ou et le bicyclettes de noir ou et le finito ou et la Sloveenee.

What’s with the “ou et …”? I acknowledge that it’s been many years (geologically) since I’ve done any French, but IIRC (and I probably don’t,) “ou et le bicyclettes” translates as “or and the bicycles”.

Pardon et moi petite parlez de la frog. Ou et del la mon error moi pour le “ou est”. Comprehendo?

Woodie said:

btm said:

Woodie said:

Translates:

Ou et le bicyclettes de noir ou et le finito ou et la Sloveenee.

What’s with the “ou et …”? I acknowledge that it’s been many years (geologically) since I’ve done any French, but IIRC (and I probably don’t,) “ou et le bicyclettes” translates as “or and the bicycles”.

Pardon et moi petite parlez de la frog. Ou et del la mon error moi pour le “ou est”. Comprehendo?

Ah, oui. C’est magnifque (mais ce n’est pas la gare).

Ou est del la equipe bicyclettes pour le Pommes mit nom de “Baarmy Army”??

Woodie said:

Ou est del la equipe bicyclettes pour le Pommes mit nom de “Baarmy Army”??

No idea, I’ve just enjoyed looking at cute little ancient water mills.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Ou est del la equipe bicyclettes pour le Pommes mit nom de “Baarmy Army”??

No idea, I’ve just enjoyed looking at cute little ancient water mills.

…but now we’ve passed them.

Not a lot happening in the race. Peloton only about a minute behind the breakaway.

Yellow card rider getting stroppy with other riders, while a more helpful rider pushes friend along while he has a rolling wee-wee.

Riding through bucketing rain, but I don’t know why they bother with those clammy-looking rain jackets.

Ces’t le comence au ment de la monte asscendo au finito.

Ou est le crashy crashy boom boom!

Woodie said:

Ou est le crashy crashy boom boom!

Cobbles.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Ou est le crashy crashy boom boom!

Cobbles.

No…. It’s true.

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Ou est le crashy crashy boom boom!

Cobbles.

No…. It’s true.

:)

Ces’t le beaucoup spectatrices et le Sloveenee.

Kasper Asgreen leading and may win the stage.

Very convincing win by Kaspar.

Ces’t bicyclettes finito et le Sloveenee mit Monsewer Kasper Asgreen del le victeur!!!!

Early start pour le bicyclettes la nuit.

7:15 pm SBS Viceland.

Broadcast time 6 hrs 20 mins.

Trust you are fully prepared, Parpyone, with an elegant sufficiency of degustive and libative comestibles.

Woodie said:

Early start pour le bicyclettes la nuit.

7:15 pm SBS Viceland.

Broadcast time 6 hrs 20 mins.

Trust you are fully prepared, Parpyone, with an elegant sufficiency of degustive and libative comestibles.

Fully stocked this end, aye.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Early start pour le bicyclettes la nuit.

7:15 pm SBS Viceland.

Broadcast time 6 hrs 20 mins.

Trust you are fully prepared, Parpyone, with an elegant sufficiency of degustive and libative comestibles.

Fully stocked this end, aye.

Thank goodness you don’t have to go to the cheese shop.

Peak Warming Man said:

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Early start pour le bicyclettes la nuit.

7:15 pm SBS Viceland.

Broadcast time 6 hrs 20 mins.

Trust you are fully prepared, Parpyone, with an elegant sufficiency of degustive and libative comestibles.

Fully stocked this end, aye.

Thank goodness you don’t have to go to the cheese shop.

Tonight’s cheese: Rubicon Red. Which is named after the little river that flows through my older sister’s former property near Elizabeth Town, and is usually full of eels.

La Monte Grappa est la big fucking hill. 🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️

Woodie said:

La Monte Grappa est la big fucking hill. 🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️

I hope I don’t find it too exhausting.

Una vilagio de Fiume Veneto et bueno vista et ces’t magnifico.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

La Monte Grappa est la big fucking hill. 🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️

I hope I don’t find it too exhausting.

Get your exercise treadlie out from under the bed….. and see if you can keep up for the next six hours, 😁🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

La Monte Grappa est la big fucking hill. 🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️

I hope I don’t find it too exhausting.

Get your exercise treadlie out from under the bed….. and see if you can keep up for the next six hours, 😁🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

It’s parked in the linen room. And no, I won’t be joining the riding as such.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

I hope I don’t find it too exhausting.

Get your exercise treadlie out from under the bed….. and see if you can keep up for the next six hours, 😁🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

It’s parked in the linen room. And no, I won’t be joining the riding as such.

Then take it to the man, and get your treadlie turned into a e-bike. That way, you could just sit there and pretend to pedal, while the e-treadlie does the exercise for you.😁

Ou est je temps pour le wee wee, Parpyone. Be rapide. Ou est le ads retour pronto.

Taking a while for a breakaway to break away on this stage.

De climbin’ begins.

Bubblecar said:

De climbin’ begins.

PEDALISSIMO YA BASTARDOS!!!!

Peloton splitting up quite dramatically now.

ou est le grande provence de vino, Parphone. Beuacoup selectione volia.

Voila le Monsewer Plapp (Aussie) et le devant del le course.

Woodie said:

Voila le Monsewer Plapp (Aussie) et le devant del le course.

Clap for Plapp, he may be looking for the stage win.

Je suis le noddededed off.

Woodie said:

Je suis le noddededed off.

Yeah, I can’t see me lasting to the end.

Ici le grande unt grossen nids-de-poule (had to look that one up) unt le Monte Grappa.

Is Cadel Evans winning?

Peak Warming Man said:

Is Cadel Evans winning?

Cadel Evans retired some years ago.

There are no bicycles tonight, it’s a rest day.

Or as Woodie might say,

Il n’y a pas de vélos ce soir, c’est une journée et une nuit de sommeil compétitif.

Bubblecar said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Is Cadel Evans winning?

Cadel Evans retired some years ago.

There are no bicycles tonight, it’s a rest day.

Or as Woodie might say,

Il n’y a pas de vélos ce soir, c’est une journée et une nuit de sommeil compétitif.

Je pense que tu veux dire “Il n’y a pas de vélos ce soir, ce n’est pas une journée et une nuit de sommeil compétitives”.

Woodie might have said that, but he certainly wouldn’t have said it quite like that.

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Is Cadel Evans winning?

Cadel Evans retired some years ago.

There are no bicycles tonight, it’s a rest day.

Or as Woodie might say,

Il n’y a pas de vélos ce soir, c’est une journée et une nuit de sommeil compétitif.

Je pense que tu veux dire “Il n’y a pas de vélos ce soir, ce n’est pas une journée et une nuit de sommeil compétitives”.

Woodie might have said that, but he certainly wouldn’t have said it quite like that.

I cannot decipher most of what has been said it this thread.

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Is Cadel Evans winning?

Cadel Evans retired some years ago.

There are no bicycles tonight, it’s a rest day.

Or as Woodie might say,

Il n’y a pas de vélos ce soir, c’est une journée et une nuit de sommeil compétitif.

Je pense que tu veux dire “Il n’y a pas de vélos ce soir, ce n’est pas une journée et une nuit de sommeil compétitives”.

Woodie might have said that, but he certainly wouldn’t have said it quite like that.

Well no, it is actually a competitive day and night of sleep. The most rested will perform better tomorrow.

Bubblecar said:

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

Cadel Evans retired some years ago.

There are no bicycles tonight, it’s a rest day.

Or as Woodie might say,

Il n’y a pas de vélos ce soir, c’est une journée et une nuit de sommeil compétitif.

Je pense que tu veux dire “Il n’y a pas de vélos ce soir, ce n’est pas une journée et une nuit de sommeil compétitives”.

Woodie might have said that, but he certainly wouldn’t have said it quite like that.

Well no, it is actually a competitive day and night of sleep. The most rested will perform better tomorrow.

Je suis désolé.

Bicycles are underway at 7:10 tonight.

I’ll have a lay-me-down straight after dinner so that I’m fresh to go.

Ou est le grande bicyclettes, la nuit. Le duration au televish approxissimo 6.5 heurs.

Cemmence au ment 7.15pm SBS Viceland.

Ou est le Parpyone avoir le grossen sufficiency de le imbibement et la comestibles pour le voyage?

Etape seize comence au ment et le Piazzola sul Brenta unt finito et le San Valentino.

🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Woodie said:

Ou est le grande bicyclettes, la nuit. Le duration au televish approxissimo 6.5 heurs.

Cemmence au ment 7.15pm SBS Viceland.

Ou est le Parpyone avoir le grossen sufficiency de le imbibement et la comestibles pour le voyage?

Etape seize comence au ment et le Piazzola sul Brenta unt finito et le San Valentino.

🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Yep, all ready to roll this end.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Ou est le grande bicyclettes, la nuit. Le duration au televish approxissimo 6.5 heurs.

Cemmence au ment 7.15pm SBS Viceland.

Ou est le Parpyone avoir le grossen sufficiency de le imbibement et la comestibles pour le voyage?

Etape seize comence au ment et le Piazzola sul Brenta unt finito et le San Valentino.

🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Yep, all ready to roll this end.

I suspect that Woodie can speak French quite well, which enables him to speak it that badly.

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Ou est le grande bicyclettes, la nuit. Le duration au televish approxissimo 6.5 heurs.

Cemmence au ment 7.15pm SBS Viceland.

Ou est le Parpyone avoir le grossen sufficiency de le imbibement et la comestibles pour le voyage?

Etape seize comence au ment et le Piazzola sul Brenta unt finito et le San Valentino.

🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Yep, all ready to roll this end.

I suspect that Woodie can speak French quite well, which enables him to speak it that badly.

I can’t speak French, even though I did one year of it at high school. A few desultory words here and there.

I can’t make head or tail out of the stuff posted in this thread and I’m too lazy to C & P each line into Google translate

Some big mountains today and it’s raining at both ends.

Bubblecar said:

…it’s raining at both ends.

We’ve all had days like that.

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

…it’s raining at both ends.

We’ve all had days like that.

lol :)

Ou est le grande persisting down.

Woodie said:

Ou est le grande persisting down.

Sur le toit ?

Could be some painful wet tumbles in this weather.

Bubblecar said:

Could be some painful wet tumbles in this weather.

…and there we go, first tumbles of the day.

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

Ou est le grande persisting down.

Sur le toit ?

Non…… Ou est persisting down unt le televish de la bicyclettes voyage.

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

Ou est le grande persisting down.

Sur le toit ?

Non…… Ou est persisting down unt le televish de la bicyclettes voyage.

Cést la vie.

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Sur le toit ?

Non…… Ou est persisting down unt le televish de la bicyclettes voyage.

Cést la vie.

Almost forgot:

(shrugs Gallicly)

Is Cadel Evans still leading.

captain_spalding said:

Woodie said:

captain_spalding said:

Sur le toit ?

Non…… Ou est persisting down unt le televish de la bicyclettes voyage.

Cést la vie.

Je te plumerai le tet.

party_pants said:

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

Yep, all ready to roll this end.

I suspect that Woodie can speak French quite well, which enables him to speak it that badly.

I can’t speak French, even though I did one year of it at high school. A few desultory words here and there.

I can’t make head or tail out of the stuff posted in this thread and I’m too lazy to C & P each line into Google translate

I get the gist of Woodie/‘s earlier post, but the reason I CBF google translating most posts is because I don’t give a rats about the race 🤪

Peak Warming Man said:

Is Cadel Evans still leading.

Yes Gran, he’s about 2 miles ahead of the rest.

party_pants said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Is Cadel Evans still leading.

Yes Gran, he’s about 2 miles ahead of the rest.

…riding Phar Lap.

Peak Warming Man said:

Is Cadel Evans still leading.

Ou est le Monsewer Cadel et le voila maison et le confortable et le boudoir.

Tarling falls hard.

Divine Angel said:

party_pants said:

captain_spalding said:

I suspect that Woodie can speak French quite well, which enables him to speak it that badly.

I can’t speak French, even though I did one year of it at high school. A few desultory words here and there.

I can’t make head or tail out of the stuff posted in this thread and I’m too lazy to C & P each line into Google translate

I get the gist of Woodie/‘s earlier post, but the reason I CBF google translating most posts is because I don’t give a rats about the race 🤪

It hasn’t been on here till late. I need to live stream it.

Ou est le bicyclette homme fellen ze offen.

la pissine

party_pants said:

la pissine

la pissine beaucoup.

party_pants said:

la pissine

Someone ended up in the swimming pool?

captain_spalding said:

party_pants said:

la pissine

Someone ended up in the swimming pool?

the roads have turned into a swimming pool due to the heavy rain :)

Those helicopters need windscreen wipers.

2 x breakaways now in operation.

Ou eeeeer….. Le bicyclettes ascendo del la monte Spaghetti Carbonare.

One good thing about all this rain – they don’t have to bother with nature breaks ‘cos they can wet themselves without anyone noticing.

Bubblecar said:

One good thing about all this rain – they don’t have to bother with nature breaks ‘cos they can wet themselves without anyone noticing.

‘cept if it hit their back wheel and sprayed in the face of the one behind them, hey what but.

Bubblecar said:

Those helicopters need windscreen wipers.

AFAIK, they use Aerospatiale AS350 Ecuriel (Squirrel) helicopters for the video work, and they come with windshield wipers as standard equipment.

In fact, few helicopters don’t have them. Some of the really old designs, like the Bell 47/Kawasaki KH-4, but otherwise…

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

Those helicopters need windscreen wipers.

AFAIK, they use Aerospatiale AS350 Ecuriel (Squirrel) helicopters for the video work, and they come with windshield wipers as standard equipment.

In fact, few helicopters don’t have them. Some of the really old designs, like the Bell 47/Kawasaki KH-4, but otherwise…

Well the bit of window that the camera points out of is always dripping wet in this weather.

The second breakaway has now been shut down.

Bubblecar said:

captain_spalding said:

Bubblecar said:

Those helicopters need windscreen wipers.

AFAIK, they use Aerospatiale AS350 Ecuriel (Squirrel) helicopters for the video work, and they come with windshield wipers as standard equipment.

In fact, few helicopters don’t have them. Some of the really old designs, like the Bell 47/Kawasaki KH-4, but otherwise…

Well the bit of window that the camera points out of is always dripping wet in this weather.

Maybe they just do it that way for the sake of l’ambiance.

Bubblecar said:

The second breakaway has now been shut down.

“Get back in yer box!”

Descent now on. My favourite bit of these stages.

I mean…… why do they do it? Why…. do…. they…. do …….. it????

Out there all of them pedalin’ themselves stupid, out there in the pissing rain, freezin’ their tits off, when they could all be at home on a comfy couch, in front of a cosy fire, and watching it all on the tele?

Bubblecar said:

Descent now on. My favourite bit of these stages.

…to often though, they put the ads in the descents.

Woodie said:

I mean…… why do they do it? Why…. do…. they…. do …….. it????

Out there all of them pedalin’ themselves stupid, out there in the pissing rain, freezin’ their tits off, when they could all be at home on a comfy couch, in front of a cosy fire, and watching it all on the tele?

OK, let’s assume they take your advice. Now all the racers are cosily at home, watching the race on telly.

What are they actually watching?

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

I mean…… why do they do it? Why…. do…. they…. do …….. it????

Out there all of them pedalin’ themselves stupid, out there in the pissing rain, freezin’ their tits off, when they could all be at home on a comfy couch, in front of a cosy fire, and watching it all on the tele?

OK, let’s assume they take your advice. Now all the racers are cosily at home, watching the race on telly.

What are they actually watching?

Re-runs of ‘The Wombles’.

Bubblecar said:

Bubblecar said:

Descent now on. My favourite bit of these stages.

…to often though, they put the ads in the descents.

oooo eeeeer… Just what I need. Double strength curcuminoids.

I’ll be getting some first thing in the morning.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

I mean…… why do they do it? Why…. do…. they…. do …….. it????

Out there all of them pedalin’ themselves stupid, out there in the pissing rain, freezin’ their tits off, when they could all be at home on a comfy couch, in front of a cosy fire, and watching it all on the tele?

OK, let’s assume they take your advice. Now all the racers are cosily at home, watching the race on telly.

What are they actually watching?

Ads for next years race.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

I mean…… why do they do it? Why…. do…. they…. do …….. it????

Out there all of them pedalin’ themselves stupid, out there in the pissing rain, freezin’ their tits off, when they could all be at home on a comfy couch, in front of a cosy fire, and watching it all on the tele?

OK, let’s assume they take your advice. Now all the racers are cosily at home, watching the race on telly.

What are they actually watching?

Le scenery, le castelllos, le ‘eglises, et le chateaux.

Terrible tumble.

Those motorbikes with the two front wheels seem to have fallen out of favour this year.

I’m thinking there’s only another half an hour in my legs at this stage of the race, before I’ll have to abandon.

Ou est le exhaustipated. Je suis voyage del le boudoir unt continuer le bicyclettes et le boudoir televish.

Bon nuit.

Starting in 6 minutes or so, Stage 17 is only 154km but involves lots of climbing again.

Bubblecar said:

Starting in 6 minutes or so, Stage 17 is only 154km but involves lots of climbing again.

I need an early one tonight.

party_pants said:

Bubblecar said:

Starting in 6 minutes or so, Stage 17 is only 154km but involves lots of climbing again.

I need an early one tonight.

I do Front Bar (Channel 7) first on Wednesdays. Then le bicyclettes. 🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Magnificent setting at the start.

Woodie said:

party_pants said:

Bubblecar said:

Starting in 6 minutes or so, Stage 17 is only 154km but involves lots of climbing again.

I need an early one tonight.

I do Front Bar (Channel 7) first on Wednesdays. Then le bicyclettes. 🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Seeya later then.

Bubblecar said:

Magnificent setting at the start.

Ou est le changeur le televish voila le bicyclettes. 🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Ou est le Monsewer Groves (Aussie) ou est le tete de course.

Le alpine montes et le tres ces’t magnifique.

Sadly, Plapp has abandoned.

Bubblecar said:

Sadly, Plapp has abandoned.

Jay Vine (Aussie) et le abandon au ment et tu.

Looks like Carapaz might be taking the overall lead of the tour tonight…

Le Monsewer Del Toro et le victeur etape dix-sept!!!

Woodie said:

Le Monsewer Del Toro et le victeur etape dix-sept!!!

He’s looking very convincing.

Ou est le heur pour je suis retire et le boudoir.

Bon nuit.

Woodie said:

Ou est le heur pour je suis retire et le boudoir.

Bon nuit.

+un

Late start tonight, 9:40. I won’t be watching all of it I shouldn’t think.

Bubblecar said:

Late start tonight, 9:40. I won’t be watching all of it I shouldn’t think.

Ou est le footy et le televish, Apres le footy, et le bicyclettes Italiano.🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Ou est le jour de le bon et meteo et le chaude et le voir pour le bicyclettes? Ces’t magnifique.

Humongously mountainous stage tonight.

Bubblecar said:

Humongously mountainous stage tonight.

Ou est le voir bicyclettes apres le footy.

They had it a lot tougher in the old tours

https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=1804861163404305

Link

Bogsnorkler said:

They had it a lot tougher in the old tours

https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=1804861163404305

Link

I see none of them go falling off their bikes, hey what but.

Ou est le footy el finito.

Le heur pour the bicyclettes Italiano et le televish.

This country of ours really has no idea what a proper mountain is.

Woodie said:

This country of ours really has no idea what a proper mountain is.

Did in the past, but they’ve all been ground down.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

This country of ours really has no idea what a proper mountain is.

Did in the past, but they’ve all been ground down.

This country of ours also has no idea what proper cold is either.

The Alps backdrop is certainly spectacular.

Woodie said:

This country of ours really has no idea what a proper mountain is.

The again, Italians don’t know a decent salt flat either

Car’n Parpyoone.

Let’s pack up all our worldly goods and chattels, the few remaining pennies we have, and move to the Italian Alps, with a gorgeous view, into a gorgeous 15th century monastery that makes gorgeous home made grappa, in a gorgeous little village that has a gorgeous little chacuterie and a gorgeous pizzeria, so we can watch all the bicyclettes go by.

We could even live in our own gorgeous castello, hey what but!!

Just gorgeous it would be.

Wadda ya reckon?

Woodie said:

Car’n Parpyoone.

Let’s pack up all our worldly goods and chattels, the few remaining pennies we have, and move to the Italian Alps, with a gorgeous view, into a gorgeous 15th century monastery that makes gorgeous home made grappa, in a gorgeous little village that has a gorgeous little chacuterie and a gorgeous pizzeria, so we can watch all the bicyclettes go by.

We could even live in our own gorgeous castello, hey what but!!

Just gorgeous it would be.

Wadda ya reckon?

It would be a pleasant fate, but well beyond my means I’m afraid.

Also it would be a looong way for my siblings to travel to visit us now and then.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Car’n Parpyoone.

Let’s pack up all our worldly goods and chattels, the few remaining pennies we have, and move to the Italian Alps, with a gorgeous view, into a gorgeous 15th century monastery that makes gorgeous home made grappa, in a gorgeous little village that has a gorgeous little chacuterie and a gorgeous pizzeria, so we can watch all the bicyclettes go by.

We could even live in our own gorgeous castello, hey what but!!

Just gorgeous it would be.

Wadda ya reckon?

It would be a pleasant fate, but well beyond my means I’m afraid.

Also it would be a looong way for my siblings to travel to visit us now and then.

Let’s put it on the “when I win Lotto” list. Wadda ya reckon?

But then again, I won lotto this week. $11.30.

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Car’n Parpyoone.

Let’s pack up all our worldly goods and chattels, the few remaining pennies we have, and move to the Italian Alps, with a gorgeous view, into a gorgeous 15th century monastery that makes gorgeous home made grappa, in a gorgeous little village that has a gorgeous little chacuterie and a gorgeous pizzeria, so we can watch all the bicyclettes go by.

We could even live in our own gorgeous castello, hey what but!!

Just gorgeous it would be.

Wadda ya reckon?

It would be a pleasant fate, but well beyond my means I’m afraid.

Also it would be a looong way for my siblings to travel to visit us now and then.

Let’s put it on the “when I win Lotto” list. Wadda ya reckon?

But then again, I won lotto this week. $11.30.

Congrats :)

Ou est le absence et le stacks.

Woodie said:

I won lotto this week. $11.30.

Oh, Mr Woodie. Sir. That is very dangerous to admit.

Once you begin admitting things like that, you are comitting yourself to a long period without winning anything. A kind of putting the mockas on yourself, so to speak.

Having said that, I wouldn’t mind winning looto one day.

I suppose I should buy a ticket first, though …

AussieDJ said:

Woodie said:

I won lotto this week. $11.30.

Oh, Mr Woodie. Sir. That is very dangerous to admit.

Once you begin admitting things like that, you are comitting yourself to a long period without winning anything. A kind of putting the mockas on yourself, so to speak.

Having said that, I wouldn’t mind winning looto one day.

I suppose I should buy a ticket first, though …

I did advanced mathematics at university, and with that knowledge, I can guarantee you that buying a lotto ticket definitely improves your odds of winning lotto.

Kingy said:

AussieDJ said:

Woodie said:

I won lotto this week. $11.30.

Oh, Mr Woodie. Sir. That is very dangerous to admit.

Once you begin admitting things like that, you are comitting yourself to a long period without winning anything. A kind of putting the mockas on yourself, so to speak.

Having said that, I wouldn’t mind winning looto one day.

I suppose I should buy a ticket first, though …

I did advanced mathematics at university, and with that knowledge, I can guarantee you that buying a lotto ticket definitely improves your odds of winning lotto.

I don’t check my ticket for a week. At least you can dream for a week about hat you’d do with the winnings, then get your dreams shattered, rather than getting you dreams shattered 5 mins after the draw when you get your lotto results email.

Ou est le village et tres picturesque.

Woodie said:

Kingy said:

AussieDJ said:

Oh, Mr Woodie. Sir. That is very dangerous to admit.

Once you begin admitting things like that, you are comitting yourself to a long period without winning anything. A kind of putting the mockas on yourself, so to speak.

Having said that, I wouldn’t mind winning looto one day.

I suppose I should buy a ticket first, though …

I did advanced mathematics at university, and with that knowledge, I can guarantee you that buying a lotto ticket definitely improves your odds of winning lotto.

I don’t check my ticket for a week. At least you can dream for a week about hat you’d do with the winnings, then get your dreams shattered, rather than getting you dreams shattered 5 mins after the draw when you get your lotto results email.

I play online. If you win more than $50 they send you an email.

Prodhomme wins the stage heroically. Del Toro still overall race leader, Yates now much further behind.

FMD….. wouldn’t ya be pissed off.

Fell off with 50 metres to go.

Woodie said:

FMD….. wouldn’t ya be pissed off.

Fell off with 50 metres to go.

If only the commentators had said “oh, he’s stacked it, poor bastard” or something like that.

His english is almost as good as my french.

Une ciggie et le retire et la boudoir.

Ou est le bicyclettes Italiano commence au ment et le early pour la samedi nuit.

6.40pm SBS Viceland pour le six huers et le televish.

Une longue nuit.

Je suis le voir apres le footy.

Woodie said:

Ou est le bicyclettes Italiano commence au ment et le early pour la samedi nuit.

6.40pm SBS Viceland pour le six huers et le televish.

Une longue nuit.

Je suis le voir apres le footy.

Le goodô.

Highest mountains of the tour tonight, but not as much climbing in general as yesterday.

mind those rubbish bins, lads!

party_pants said:

mind those rubbish bins, lads!

That was a dumb looking steering error.

Bubblecar said:

party_pants said:

mind those rubbish bins, lads!

That was a dumb looking steering error.

not paying attention. The guy in front went wide and the next few just followed him without looking where the road was going.

Glad none of them went over the barrier and down the hill.

Ou est le Swaanies une grossen crapola unt odeur le doggie doo doo.

Je suis le switcherooney et le bicyclettes. 🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Woodie said:

Ou est le Swaanies une grossen crapola unt odeur le doggie doo doo.

Je suis le switcherooney et le bicyclettes. 🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Welcome. “The most talked about climb of the tour” coming up any minute now.

Ou est le peleton et le longue derriere.

Woodie said:

Ou est le peleton et le longue derriere.

Ou est le Colle Delle Finestra et le grande montagne.

party_pants said:

Bubblecar said:

party_pants said:

mind those rubbish bins, lads!

That was a dumb looking steering error.

not paying attention. The guy in front went wide and the next few just followed him without looking where the road was going.

Glad none of them went over the barrier and down the hill.

If you are close, the only way to know where you are going is to follow the one in front. Mostly, you can’t see the road way up ahead.

Wish those effing fans would keep off the effing road.

Yates has surged ahead.

Come on Del Toro! I don’t want another English victory.

Looks like Del Toro is throwing this tour away. Stupid tactics.

In compensation, an Aussie might well win the stage.

Bubblecar said:

Looks like Del Toro is throwing this tour away. Stupid tactics.

The most stupid tactics I’ve ever seen in one of these tours, for both Del Toro and Carapaz.

Heads ought to roll.

Je suis le noddededed off.

Woodie said:

Je suis le noddededed off.

I don’t care about the tour any more now that another boring Pom is going to win it.

I just want the Aussie to win this stage, and I won’t bother watching the final stage.

ou est le village picturesque.

Australian Chris Harper wins the stage :)

Félicitations pour le Monsewer Harper (Auusie) victeur le etape vingt de le bicyclettes Italiano. !!!!

WOO HOO!!

Ou et le en retard comence au ment le etape finale Giro D’Italia cette nuit.

Relax au mont et voir le bon et le grande vista dans Roma. 🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Woodie said:

Relax au mont et voir le bon et le grande vista dans Roma. 🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Albeit Rome ain’t much more than a pile of fallen down rocks and drawings of what used to be there.

……. and dog shit. I’d never stepped in so much dog shit as when in Rome.

Ya go lookin’ around at all the piles of rocks, and not lookin’ where you’re goin’…….. and “splthlat”. Oh dear. More doggie do do.

Il Papa Bobby!!!! Praise the Lord!!

Woodie said:

Woodie said:

Relax au mont et voir le bon et le grande vista dans Roma. 🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚴

Albeit Rome ain’t much more than a pile of fallen down rocks and drawings of what used to be there.

……. and dog shit. I’d never stepped in so much dog shit as when in Rome.

Ya go lookin’ around at all the piles of rocks, and not lookin’ where you’re goin’…….. and “splthlat”. Oh dear. More doggie do do.

My memory of Venice…

Out et le bicyclettes retour et le nuit.

Le Criterium de la Daphne du Maurier.

Comence au ment village et le Domerat et le finito et le Montlucon.

Ou et le petite televish visualisation pour exactement une cent minutes comence au ment et le 9.25 pm SBS Viceland.

Woodie said:

Out et le bicyclettes retour et le nuit.

Le Criterium de la Daphne du Maurier.

Comence au ment village et le Domerat et le finito et le Montlucon.

Ou et le petite televish visualisation pour exactement une cent minutes comence au ment et le 9.25 pm SBS Viceland.

Actually it’s on ordinary SBS this time.

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Out et le bicyclettes retour et le nuit.

Le Criterium de la Daphne du Maurier.

Comence au ment village et le Domerat et le finito et le Montlucon.

Ou et le petite televish visualisation pour exactement une cent minutes comence au ment et le 9.25 pm SBS Viceland.

Actually it’s on ordinary SBS this time.

Appple logies beaucoup. Erreur moi.

Woodie said:

Bubblecar said:

Woodie said:

Out et le bicyclettes retour et le nuit.

Le Criterium de la Daphne du Maurier.

Comence au ment village et le Domerat et le finito et le Montlucon.

Ou et le petite televish visualisation pour exactement une cent minutes comence au ment et le 9.25 pm SBS Viceland.

Actually it’s on ordinary SBS this time.

Appple logies beaucoup. Erreur moi.

I’m drinking this pleasant, light-bodied French red atm but it’ll all be gone before the race starts.

Luckily, there is more wine.

Ou est le bicyclettes de la Daphne du Maurier est le boring, et le televish heurs et petite, et en retard le nuit.

Je suis retire le boudoir voila.

Ou et le moi voir le bicyclettes et le boudoir televish pour le nuit.

Au revoir. Bon soir et Bon niut.

Woodie said:

Ou et le moi voir le bicyclettes et le boudoir televish pour le nuit.

Au revoir. Bon soir et Bon niut.

Remember to dismount and park your bike before actually nodding off.