Date: 25/05/2025 14:05:49
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2285902
Subject: Clever Memes
Date: 25/05/2025 14:19:41
From: esselte
ID: 2285909
Subject: re: Clever Memes
Well, that’s going to restrict things a bit, isn’t it…
buffy said:
Well, that’s going to restrict things a bit, isn’t it…
Aye.
Sarahs mum always liked these aliens, and so do I.
As we are restricted to clever memes now I thought I’d better look up the best memes of 2025 so far.
It’s not been a good year.
This one wasn’t too bad:
The Rev Dodgson said:
As we are restricted to clever memes now I thought I’d better look up the best memes of 2025 so far.It’s not been a good year.
This one wasn’t too bad:
The second one would be even more realistic if he was cowering away from the eagles. And some pink edges to his makeup.
Spiny Norman said:
Meh. Too analogue. No VDU. No chair.
Spiny Norman said:
Hoo boy
Ian said:
Spiny Norman said:
Meh. Too analogue. No VDU. No chair.
I liked Soviet/Est German ‘high tech’.
It was so ‘Thunderbirds’.
Bogsnorkler said:
Like that one :)
captain_spalding said:
Ian said:
Spiny Norman said:
Meh. Too analogue. No VDU. No chair.
I liked Soviet/Est German ‘high tech’.
It was so ‘Thunderbirds’.
Looks very similar to Western nuclear reactor control time.
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
Ian said:Meh. Too analogue. No VDU. No chair.
I liked Soviet/Est German ‘high tech’.
It was so ‘Thunderbirds’.
Looks very similar to Western nuclear reactor control time.
time=rooms
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my vegie garden.
The plot thickens.
Kingy said:
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my vegie garden.The plot thickens.
:) Dig it.
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
I’ll have what she’s having:
captain_spalding said:
I’ll have what she’s having:
Heh.
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
I’ll have what she’s having:Heh.
I’ll pass.
This may not be quite what you’re expecting:
Bogsnorkler said:
wearing some text in the standard galactic abjad should be adequate surely
Bogsnorkler said:
Looks like we may be seeing more of this. ie: nine digits on one hand.
captain_spalding said:
This may not be quite what you’re expecting:
:)
Got me.
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
So she says.
Bogsnorkler said:
If the kiosk had a panoramic view, it might be “she saw”.
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
LOL
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
LOL
Looks like his beard has been singed as wel.
This criminal has a surname of a brand of potato chips
If his dad was also a criminal would he be a chip off the old block
Cymek said:
This criminal has a surname of a brand of potato chipsIf his dad was also a criminal would he be a chip off the old block
Yes, yes he would.
Cymek said:
This criminal has a surname of a brand of potato chipsIf his dad was also a criminal would he be a chip off the old block
Smith is a common name
dv said:
Cymek said:
This criminal has a surname of a brand of potato chipsIf his dad was also a criminal would he be a chip off the old block
Smith is a common name
The original and the best some say.
dv said:
Cymek said:
This criminal has a surname of a brand of potato chipsIf his dad was also a criminal would he be a chip off the old block
Smith is a common name
There’s a Sydney comedian with the family name “Smith-Smith”. Both parental units have the family name of Smith.
kii said:
dv said:
Cymek said:
This criminal has a surname of a brand of potato chipsIf his dad was also a criminal would he be a chip off the old block
Smith is a common name
There’s a Sydney comedian with the family name “Smith-Smith”. Both parental units have the family name of Smith.
so they should have actually called themselves Smith-Squared
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
dv said:Smith is a common name
There’s a Sydney comedian with the family name “Smith-Smith”. Both parental units have the family name of Smith.
so they should have actually called themselves Smith-Squared
Surely Smith minus Smith equals zero…
Username said:
The lid seems like it’s not happy with that.
Woodie said:
Username said:
The lid seems like it’s not happy with that.
It does seem a bit unhinged.
Kingy said:
Woodie said:
Username said:
The lid seems like it’s not happy with that.
It does seem a bit unhinged.
Looks like it’s mustered no enthusiasm.
Divine Angel said:
It is genuinely like that at times.
Little wattlebirds…
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
It is genuinely like that at times.
Little wattlebirds…
yeah the bunch of fellas out front while back would have different calls and you could tell when it was alarmthreat call which frequently happened if you popped ‘round the corner real quick and unexpected
Divine Angel said:
SALTS
;)
The scientists thought they could, but never considered that they shouldn’t/
Researchers in Japan have created a soft robotic tongue that replicates the sensation of a human tongue.
Bogsnorkler said:
Ha!
Divine Angel said:
Eye see
Divine Angel said:
Well certainly my eyes see lots of things that are not my body parts, but it only sees a tiny fraction of the things that are my body parts. I mean they don’t even see the back of me, let alone the insides.
Divine Angel said:
And a cone of silence please…
Divine Angel said:
Oh, no.
Divine Angel said:
Ouch!
Divine Angel said:
Qlders are even more modest about losing.
I recall a State of Origin match in the 90s, where people with NSW origins/connections were being mercilessly taunted at work about the impending disaster for the Blues.
The day after the match, which NSW won handily, a lot of the people who’d been doing the ragging were like ‘oh, was there a Rugby League game last night? I really hadn’t noticed’.
Divine Angel said:
LOL
Divine Angel said:
LOL
Divine Angel said:
Well that’s bizarre.
Divine Angel said:
Mrs. S’s mother did.
You know the TV series ‘Call The Midwife’?
Young women, cycling about in the bomb-wrecked East End of London, delivering babies in peoples’ bedrooms, or kitchens, or wherever.
That was her.
A bit of an oops with the tomato sauce.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1kx1fjk/how_to_gone_wrong/
Spiny Norman said:
A bit of an oops with the tomato sauce.https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1kx1fjk/how_to_gone_wrong/
HA!
Spiny Norman said:
Nah. Just give seeds to the needy.
Ouch! That’s rather expensive.
Spiny Norman said:
Tamb said:
Spiny Norman said:
When we moved to Africa we lived like that, but more so, until we found employment.
I recall making furniture out of whatever I could find in skips.
A rather amusing chicken video.
“A guy uses a leaf to confuse a chicken”
Spiny Norman said:
A rather amusing chicken video.
“A guy uses a leaf to confuse a chicken”
That’s quite cruel – it’s causing the chook to panic.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
A rather amusing chicken video.
“A guy uses a leaf to confuse a chicken”That’s quite cruel – it’s causing the chook to panic.
there are two types of people
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
A rather amusing chicken video.
“A guy uses a leaf to confuse a chicken”That’s quite cruel – it’s causing the chook to panic.
Yeah I’d only let it go for a few seconds at most.
A rather good TACO Trump meme.
Spiny Norman said:
A rather good TACO Trump meme.
From Jeff Tiedrich’s column:
The White House press corps may be getting over their fear of being licked out.
captain_spalding said:
The White House press corps may be getting over their fear of being licked out.
Who is doing the licking?
fsm said:
captain_spalding said:The White House press corps may be getting over their fear of being licked out.
Who is doing the licking?
Quite the typo i made there.
‘…locked…’
captain_spalding said:
fsm said:
captain_spalding said:The White House press corps may be getting over their fear of being licked out.
Who is doing the licking?
Quite the typo i made there.
‘…locked…’
Must be more than a few feeling pretty licked out by now.
Arts said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
A rather amusing chicken video.
“A guy uses a leaf to confuse a chicken”That’s quite cruel – it’s causing the chook to panic.
there are two types of people
so all that non binary stuff is just woke nonsense
I’m just gonna leave this here in the meme thread and let you nerds sort it out.
Divine Angel said:
I’m just gonna leave this here in the meme thread and let you nerds sort it out.
Assuming the blue stuff is a liquid and it has the same density in both containers, and the top levels are the same, and the total volume of liquid and containers are the same, the lead ball side will go down.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m just gonna leave this here in the meme thread and let you nerds sort it out.
Assuming the blue stuff is a liquid and it has the same density in both containers, and the top levels are the same, and the total volume of liquid and containers are the same, the lead ball side will go down.
Otherwise known as the iron ball side.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m just gonna leave this here in the meme thread and let you nerds sort it out.
Assuming the blue stuff is a liquid and it has the same density in both containers, and the top levels are the same, and the total volume of liquid and containers are the same, the lead ball side will go down.
Yeah … seems to result in a lower c.o.m.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m just gonna leave this here in the meme thread and let you nerds sort it out.
Assuming the blue stuff is a liquid and it has the same density in both containers, and the top levels are the same, and the total volume of liquid and containers are the same, the lead ball side will go down.
Yeah … seems to result in a lower c.o.m.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=stRPiifxQnM
no string on ping pong ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ6GfBOYeLc
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Assuming the blue stuff is a liquid and it has the same density in both containers, and the top levels are the same, and the total volume of liquid and containers are the same, the lead ball side will go down.
Yeah … seems to result in a lower c.o.m.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=stRPiifxQnM
no string on ping pong ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ6GfBOYeLc
Interestingly it doesn’t really matter what the plumb is made from. Like if you had a pingpong ball full of air, or evacuated, on the end of a rigid strut, it would still go towards that side.
dv said:
That strange tune on his alien flute
dv said:
Brown note
dv said:
Ha!
:)
(Ha! is short for Hallelujah.)
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
dv said:Yeah … seems to result in a lower c.o.m.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=stRPiifxQnM
no string on ping pong ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ6GfBOYeLc
Interestingly it doesn’t really matter what the plumb is made from. Like if you had a pingpong ball full of air, or evacuated, on the end of a rigid strut, it would still go towards that side.
damn so convoluted just separate the displacement from the downforce
Bogsnorkler said:
That’s about right.
I’m into double curcumanoids. My curcumons are giving me hell.
captain_spalding said:
First look at Airfix’s kit for the North Korean ‘Choi-Hyun’-class frigate:
captain_spalding said:
First look at Airfix’s kit for the North Korean ‘Choi-Hyun’-class frigate:
Darth Vader during his blue phase.
Divine Angel said:
Some people are just slaves to their own idiocy. It’s like they shouldn’t be full adults but should be assigned an overseer to make their important life decisions for them, and cast votes on their behalf at elections.
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
Some people are just slaves to their own idiocy. It’s like they shouldn’t be full adults but should be assigned an overseer to make their important life decisions for them, and cast votes on their behalf at elections.
I suspect at least some of them realise that Trump is full of crap, but their reasoning might go:
“Those eddicated types think they’re so much better than me, so I’ll hurt them by voting for a piece of shit like Trump.”
Bubblecar said:
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
Some people are just slaves to their own idiocy. It’s like they shouldn’t be full adults but should be assigned an overseer to make their important life decisions for them, and cast votes on their behalf at elections.
I suspect at least some of them realise that Trump is full of crap, but their reasoning might go:
“Those eddicated types think they’re so much better than me, so I’ll hurt them by voting for a piece of shit like Trump.”
I think they are just brainwashed into believing in stuff like anti-abortion and anti-trans and all that “it’s the end of western civilisation as we know it” bullshit, that they’ll vote along those lines even if it means harming themselves economically.
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:
party_pants said:Some people are just slaves to their own idiocy. It’s like they shouldn’t be full adults but should be assigned an overseer to make their important life decisions for them, and cast votes on their behalf at elections.
I suspect at least some of them realise that Trump is full of crap, but their reasoning might go:
“Those eddicated types think they’re so much better than me, so I’ll hurt them by voting for a piece of shit like Trump.”
I think they are just brainwashed into believing in stuff like anti-abortion and anti-trans and all that “it’s the end of western civilisation as we know it” bullshit, that they’ll vote along those lines even if it means harming themselves economically.
The leopards aren’t going hungry, that’s for sure.
Divine Angel said:
Or…you could call it an art installation and cherish it.
:)
buffy said:
Divine Angel said:
Or…you could call it an art installation and cherish it.
:)
Exactly what I would do!
Divine Angel said:
buffy said:
Divine Angel said:
Or…you could call it an art installation and cherish it.
:)
Exactly what I would do!
nice
This is gonna be difficult for those of you on a computer…
Divine Angel said:
This is gonna be difficult for those of you on a computer…
this one simple hack…
save image>go to saved file>open in photo editor>flip image
Words to live by
dv said:
Words to live by
Reminds me of that chant from Romper Room.
Magic mirror, tell me true,
Humper Lumper Dumper Do,
Or something.
Divine Angel said:
This is gonna be difficult for those of you on a computer…
Easily done with Irfanview :)
Divine Angel said:
This is gonna be difficult for those of you on a computer…
I can see what it is before turning my phone upside down :)
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
This is gonna be difficult for those of you on a computer…
I can see what it is before turning my phone upside down :)
I tried turning my phone upside down, but it had no effect (I was viewing the forum on my computer.) I tried turning my computer upside down, but that didn’t work either.
Divine Angel said:
That’s either an artificial image or those concrete pourers have never heard of sectioning.
btm said:
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
This is gonna be difficult for those of you on a computer…
I can see what it is before turning my phone upside down :)
I tried turning my phone upside down, but it had no effect (I was viewing the forum on my computer.) I tried turning my computer upside down, but that didn’t work either.
wait but what if our computer phone is face up
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
The flaw in this argument is that to hang out with a purported vegan they would generally be vegan themselves so deriving sustenance from them would not reduce eco impacts quite as much as ideally and so this situation would never come to pass.
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
The flaw in this argument is that to hang out with a purported vegan they would generally be vegan themselves so deriving sustenance from them would not reduce eco impacts quite as much as ideally and so this situation would never come to pass.
That chap couldn’t be a vegan because a vegan would never say “cool” about another vegan returning to meat-eating.
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
The flaw in this argument is that to hang out with a purported vegan they would generally be vegan themselves so deriving sustenance from them would not reduce eco impacts quite as much as ideally and so this situation would never come to pass.
You may be over-thinking the joke a bit…
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
The flaw in this argument is that to hang out with a purported vegan they would generally be vegan themselves so deriving sustenance from them would not reduce eco impacts quite as much as ideally and so this situation would never come to pass.
That chap couldn’t be a vegan because a vegan would never say “cool” about another vegan returning to meat-eating.
You may be over-thinking the joke a bit…
But surely saying cool cool while rolling one’s eyes means they actually think it isn’t cool and are reconsidering their hanging out, this is important damn it the best jokes work on multiple levels and are internally consistent¡
The Rev Dodgson said:
¿tobacco smokers?
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
¿tobacco smokers?
The image was posted with reference to the USA bishop who declared empathy to be evil.
I’d imagine that Jesus, if there were such an entity, would have a good deal of empathy for tobacco smokers, although I doubt if he could get tobacco in heaven, even if he wanted it.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
¿tobacco smokers?
The image was posted with reference to the USA bishop who declared empathy to be evil.
I’d imagine that Jesus, if there were such an entity, would have a good deal of empathy for tobacco smokers, although I doubt if he could get tobacco in heaven, even if he wanted it.
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:¿tobacco smokers?
The image was posted with reference to the USA bishop who declared empathy to be evil.
I’d imagine that Jesus, if there were such an entity, would have a good deal of empathy for tobacco smokers, although I doubt if he could get tobacco in heaven, even if he wanted it.
I don’t think there were machine made cigarettes in his time either.
Who needs a machine when you can do everything with perfection by hand?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:The image was posted with reference to the USA bishop who declared empathy to be evil.
I’d imagine that Jesus, if there were such an entity, would have a good deal of empathy for tobacco smokers, although I doubt if he could get tobacco in heaven, even if he wanted it.
I don’t think there were machine made cigarettes in his time either.Who needs a machine when you can do everything with perfection by hand?
Bogsnorkler said:
ROFlMFAO
But you may need to explain it for the others.
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
ROFlMFAO
But you may need to explain it for the others.
Landing pad?
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
ROFlMFAO
But you may need to explain it for the others.
I’ll just wait for Spiny N to turn up.
Bogsnorkler said:
IDGI
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
IDGI
Usually for Helicopters, the landing pad with the H.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
IDGI
Usually for Helicopters, the landing pad with the H.
No helicopters. Fixed wing aircraft and parachutists.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:IDGI
Usually for Helicopters, the landing pad with the H.
No helicopters. Fixed wing aircraft and parachutists.
That part makes one wonder.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:IDGI
Usually for Helicopters, the landing pad with the H.
No helicopters. Fixed wing aircraft and parachutists.
And boat.
Bogsnorkler said:
could be men rushing to mansplain to her how to spell help.
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
could be men rushing to mansplain to her how to spell help.
Ah.
Ta.
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:¿tobacco smokers?
The image was posted with reference to the USA bishop who declared empathy to be evil.
I’d imagine that Jesus, if there were such an entity, would have a good deal of empathy for tobacco smokers, although I doubt if he could get tobacco in heaven, even if he wanted it.
I don’t think there were machine made cigarettes in his time either.
So the Mormans were right and Jesus spent some time in the Americas?
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
IDGI
Tamb said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
IDGI
The H like that is for a helicopter landing pad.
Yes. The joke would work better if it was hekicopters only in the last frame. The fixed wing aircraft and the skydiver ruins the joke.
IMAO of course.
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
could be men rushing to mansplain to her how to spell help.
Ah.
Ta.
Or helicopter mothers rushing to protect her.
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:could be men rushing to mansplain to her how to spell help.
Ah.
Ta.
Or helicopter mothers rushing to protect her.
More likely it’s something to do with this:
H – Meaning in Japanese
In Japanese, the letter H stands for the word ecchi, and it means something along the lines of “sex,” “sexy,” “sexual,” or even a bit “sexually perverted.”
https://www.japanesewithanime.com/2017/12/H-japanese-meaning.html
Bubblecar said:
More likely it’s something to do with this:H – Meaning in Japanese
In Japanese, the letter H stands for the word ecchi, and it means something along the lines of “sex,” “sexy,” “sexual,” or even a bit “sexually perverted.”
https://www.japanesewithanime.com/2017/12/H-japanese-meaning.html
OK – I’ll tgo with that.
I would never have guessed that. I am not familiar enough with Japanese culture.
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:
More likely it’s something to do with this:H – Meaning in Japanese
In Japanese, the letter H stands for the word ecchi, and it means something along the lines of “sex,” “sexy,” “sexual,” or even a bit “sexually perverted.”
https://www.japanesewithanime.com/2017/12/H-japanese-meaning.html
OK – I’ll tgo with that.
I would never have guessed that. I am not familiar enough with Japanese culture.
Today is for learning..
You’re all overthinking this.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Tamb said:
The Rev Dodgson said:The image was posted with reference to the USA bishop who declared empathy to be evil.
I’d imagine that Jesus, if there were such an entity, would have a good deal of empathy for tobacco smokers, although I doubt if he could get tobacco in heaven, even if he wanted it.
I don’t think there were machine made cigarettes in his time either.So the Mormans were right and Jesus spent some time in the Americas?
If you want that kind of wacky, have a look at the British Israel Society.
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Tamb said:I don’t think there were machine made cigarettes in his time either.
So the Mormans were right and Jesus spent some time in the Americas?
If you want that kind of wacky, have a look at the British Israel Society.
And did those feet in ancient time, Walk upon England’s mountains green?
roughbarked said:
party_pants said:
Bubblecar said:
More likely it’s something to do with this:
H – Meaning in Japanese
In Japanese, the letter H stands for the word ecchi, and it means something along the lines of “sex,” “sexy,” “sexual,” or even a bit “sexually perverted.”
https://www.japanesewithanime.com/2017/12/H-japanese-meaning.html
OK – I’ll tgo with that.
I would never have guessed that. I am not familiar enough with Japanese culture.
Today is for learning..
ah right hence the use of ‘H’ to stand for cunning ham as in the law
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
Witty Rejoinder said:So the Mormans were right and Jesus spent some time in the Americas?
If you want that kind of wacky, have a look at the British Israel Society.
And did those feet in ancient time, Walk upon England’s mountains green?
I can hear Greg Lake singing that.
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:If you want that kind of wacky, have a look at the British Israel Society.
And did those feet in ancient time, Walk upon England’s mountains green?
I can hear Greg Lake singing that.
were emerson and palmer there as well?
kii said:
You’re all overthinking this.
Today is the day for overthinking.
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
Peak Warming Man said:And did those feet in ancient time, Walk upon England’s mountains green?
I can hear Greg Lake singing that.
were emerson and palmer there as well?
No, they took you there.
party_pants said:
kii said:
You’re all overthinking this.
Today is the day for overthinking.
I’m over thinking today.
kii said:
You’re all overthinking this.
What is your explanation, then?
Michael V said:
kii said:
You’re all overthinking this.
What is your explanation, then?
this isn’t the original I don’t believe. there are a few versions. DV posted one a while ago. each has its own interpretation.
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
party_pants said:
kii said:
You’re all overthinking this.
Today is the day for overthinking.
I’m over thinking today.
What is your explanation, then?
‘H’ for Hover as in flying over tinking but with the ‘H’
fsm said:
Oh dear..
Whoaaa, like, yeah…
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls:
(Next time i go to a certain sandwich shop, gues what i’m writing on the wall.)
captain_spalding said:
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls:
(Next time i go to a certain sandwich shop, gues what i’m writing on the wall.)
“FOO WAS HERE” ?
captain_spalding said:
Whoaaa, like, yeah…
:)))
I disliked my short stint as a middle manager and quickly delegated so I could be a lone wolf again
ruby said:
captain_spalding said:
Whoaaa, like, yeah…
:)))
I disliked my short stint as a middle manager and quickly delegated so I could be a lone wolf again
I was asked by more than one of my managers, ‘why aren’t you at a higher level than you are?’.
My answer was ‘because i f***ing hate meetings’.
While that’s true, the deeper truth was that i didn’t want to have to consort with people like them any more than i had to.
fsm said:
we’re dying
captain_spalding said:
ruby said:
captain_spalding said:
Whoaaa, like, yeah…
:)))
I disliked my short stint as a middle manager and quickly delegated so I could be a lone wolf again
I was asked by more than one of my managers, ‘why aren’t you at a higher level than you are?’.
My answer was ‘because i f***ing hate meetings’.
While that’s true, the deeper truth was that i didn’t want to have to consort with people like them any more than i had to.
What Would Peter Do
captain_spalding said:
ruby said:
captain_spalding said:
Whoaaa, like, yeah…
:)))
I disliked my short stint as a middle manager and quickly delegated so I could be a lone wolf again
I was asked by more than one of my managers, ‘why aren’t you at a higher level than you are?’.
My answer was ‘because i f***ing hate meetings’.
While that’s true, the deeper truth was that i didn’t want to have to consort with people like them any more than i had to.
I cherish the memory of several of my middle managers along my working life who shared a wry view of the world and had fun with their positions and the system.
The rest….meh….
captain_spalding said:
I was asked by more than one of my managers, ‘why aren’t you at a higher level than you are?’.My answer was ‘because i f***ing hate meetings’.
While that’s true, the deeper truth was that i didn’t want to have to consort with people like them any more than i had to.
Not even for a fat wad of cash??
Woodie said:
captain_spalding said:
I was asked by more than one of my managers, ‘why aren’t you at a higher level than you are?’.My answer was ‘because i f***ing hate meetings’.
While that’s true, the deeper truth was that i didn’t want to have to consort with people like them any more than i had to.
Not even for a fat wad of cash??
The wad was not that fat, the bullshit was much greater, and the lack of morality the most discouraging.
captain_spalding said:
Woodie said:
captain_spalding said:
I was asked by more than one of my managers, ‘why aren’t you at a higher level than you are?’.My answer was ‘because i f***ing hate meetings’.
While that’s true, the deeper truth was that i didn’t want to have to consort with people like them any more than i had to.
Not even for a fat wad of cash??
The wad was not that fat, the bullshit was much greater, and the lack of morality the most discouraging.
All that. Stupid power trip posturing is disheartening as well.
All of this sounds like doing politics. Except they DO get the fat wads of cash
Bogsnorkler said:
That is very clever :)
all of us(-1, -1, -1) here
dv said:
Took me a while to work out what that was meant to say. :)
SCIENCE said:
all of us(-1, -1, -1) here
LOLOL
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Took me a while to work out what that was meant to say. :)
That’s because your mind is in the gutter you filthy old man!
Coincidence? I think not. Benadryl Camembert is in the movie I am watching and this meme appears.
kii said:
Coincidence? I think not. Benadryl Camembert is in the movie I am watching and this meme appears.
That blue square penguin reminds me of the penguins in Mary Poppins.
Divine Angel said:
kii said:
Coincidence? I think not. Benadryl Camembert is in the movie I am watching and this meme appears.
That blue square penguin reminds me of the penguins in Mary Poppins.
Yes! I’ve always thought that.
Divine Angel said:
thick.
Bogsnorkler said:
Divine Angel said:
thick.
Yes, it’s an Ð with the bar left off. Also, the meat is past its use-by date.
fsm said:
WTF does a common and natural language word need censoring though where do these publications come from¿¡
fsm said:
:)
fsm said:
No thanks.
Divine Angel said:
LOL
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
LOL
and they can see your faeces
wait no they can’t
Bogsnorkler said:
Complete sentences? Wot dat?
(Says me scribing assessments for kids today who can’t string two words together.)
Bogsnorkler said:
If a semiicolon is employed, is it really a complete sentence?
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
If a semiicolon is employed, is it really a complete sentence?
‘…semi-colon…’
captain_spalding said:
Bogsnorkler said:
If a semiicolon is employed, is it really a complete sentence?
uh why do they only talk about the semicolon part and forget about the par role
Divine Angel said:
A new national lung cancer screening program starting in July is expected to detect an extra 1,500 cases each year. Lung cancer is the nation’s most deadliest cancer, and advocates say the new screening program provides long-awaited hope.
Divine Angel said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
FFS
:)
We watched “The Professor and the Madman” last night. That scene could be from that movie (except lack of beards).
Divine Angel said:
Snort.
I hate memes that give me ideas
Divine Angel said:
I get that one :)
Divine Angel said:
Uh-oh.
Divine Angel said:
and the rev couldn’t post for 10 minutes.
Bogsnorkler said:
Divine Angel said:
and the rev couldn’t post for 10 minutes.
we thought it was 40 days
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Divine Angel said:
and the rev couldn’t post for 10 minutes.
we thought it was 40 days
Actually I totally missed the Excel reference.
And not sure where 40 days came from.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:and the rev couldn’t post for 10 minutes.
we thought it was 40 days
Actually I totally missed the Excel reference.
And not sure where 40 days came from.
from fasting in the desert and enduring temptation
Well it amused me.
Bogsnorkler said:
Gotta admit, he scrubs up pretty nice.
kii said:
Ha!
kii said:
I probably should have known that, but I am shocked to learn that the penalty for having an abortion is up to 99 years in the USA, at least in Alabama and Texas.
It varies from state to state of course.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_law_in_the_United_States_by_state#
From my Quora reading today:
Divine Angel said:
I have to admit to having no idea what the point of that is.
Divine Angel said:
Obv, impossible to say.
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
Obv, impossible to say.
it’s obviously the topmost one as it has the most stuff sitting on the upper inner surface
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
I probably should have known that, but I am shocked to learn that the penalty for having an abortion is up to 99 years in the USA, at least in Alabama and Texas.
It varies from state to state of course.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_law_in_the_United_States_by_state#
How Pro Life Can They Be
The Big Beautiful Breakup may be over soon!
Divine Angel said:
LOL to that one too :)
Divine Angel said:
:)
I’ll just leave this here for buffy
Divine Angel said:
I’ll just leave this here for buffy
On the same theme: 
Divine Angel said:
I’ll just leave this here for buffy
But what about…correctly identifying one of the Cortinarius mushrooms? I’ve been having discussions about those in the last couple of days. Much argy bargy amongst the academics (of which I am not one) about whether it is OK to use Northern hemisphere names for ones that grow here. Because most of ours have not been properly IDd yet. But in my opinion a name nicked from the Northern hemisphere will do in the interim period because it tells you what the thing looks like. If you only put a genus name (Cortinarius) on it, anyone trying to gather observations together for research has to check all the Cortinarius observations. As Cortinarius are often brightly coloured, I think it’s helpful to label them with something that tells you if the organism in the observation is one of the brown ones, one of the red ones, or one of the red/purple ones. Finer naming can happen later when the academics have worked out what they want to call it – and published their reasons.
becklefreckle said:
Divine Angel said:
I’ll just leave this here for buffy
On the same theme:
:)
becklefreckle said:
Divine Angel said:
I’ll just leave this here for buffy
On the same theme:
:)
Long time no see.
:)
Michael V said:
becklefreckle said:
Divine Angel said:
I’ll just leave this here for buffy
On the same theme:
:)
Long time no see.
:)
waves shyly
I came, I lurked, I posted something badly formatted ;-)
This is much more pithy:
kii said:
LOL
becklefreckle said:
Michael V said:
becklefreckle said:On the same theme:
:)
Long time no see.
:)
waves shyly
I came, I lurked, I posted something badly formatted ;-)This is much more pithy:
Ha!
:)
What are you up to these days?
kii said:
:)
#4
It’s a great album
Ooookay then …
An old one but still good for a laugh.
Scottish reporter tricked into wearing protective gear for ‘drop bears’.
Divine Angel said:
Hehe.
SCIENCE said:
:)
Peak Warming Man said:
Divine Angel said:
Hehe.
It’s a bit like the bloke who won the lottery.
Got some things fixed up at his house, the way he’d always wanted them. Indoor toilet, a proper barbecue.
When asked if winning the lottery had changed thnigs much, he said ‘nah. We used to poop outside, and eat inside. Now we poop inside, and eat outside’.
Divine Angel said:
It’s a great album
nfi, sorry.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
It’s a great album
nfi, sorry.
This is a parody of the Fleetwood Mac album, Rumours, which dealt with relationship breakups within the band. This meme depicts Trump and Musk, implying the album cover is now about their breakup.
Spiny Norman said:
LOLOLOLOL
That’s excellent!
I found that very amusing.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Ooookay then …
Like the third one.
:)
Have you been watching “Reunion” on ABC TV?
Divine Angel said:
:)
captain_spalding said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Divine Angel said:
Hehe.
It’s a bit like the bloke who won the lottery.
Got some things fixed up at his house, the way he’d always wanted them. Indoor toilet, a proper barbecue.
When asked if winning the lottery had changed thnigs much, he said ‘nah. We used to poop outside, and eat inside. Now we poop inside, and eat outside’.
Ha!
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
It’s a great album
nfi, sorry.
This is a parody of the Fleetwood Mac album, Rumours, which dealt with relationship breakups within the band. This meme depicts Trump and Musk, implying the album cover is now about their breakup.
Ta.
Divine Angel said:
I’ve seen various versions of that in workplaces over the years.
wasn’t someone talking about thinking and being?
Bogsnorkler said:
wasn’t someone talking about thinking and being?
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
wasn’t someone talking about thinking and being?
:)
Yes, The Rev D.
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
wasn’t someone talking about thinking and being?
:)
Yes, The Rev D.
Think baby think¡
Divine Angel said:
bull
Bogsnorkler said:
How frustrating.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
How frustrating.
Now Do The Klein Bottle Contraceptive
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
How frustrating.
Now Do The Klein Bottle Contraceptive
Sounds like it should work, but doesn’t that rely on circular reasoning?
kii said:
He left off ‘other people’.
Divine Angel said:
Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
That’s only because your dog hasn’t found the breakfast burritos shop yet.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
The Wolf is well aware that he’s on the best of all possible wickets here, and never attempts to escape.
If the side gate should be left open, he may wander out, mooch up and down the footpath in this cul-de-sac, say hello to whoever of the neighbours may be in sight, and then either return, or lay down in the shade of the tree across the street, and simply observe the comings and goings.
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
That’s only because your dog hasn’t found the breakfast burritos shop yet.
There is that to consider.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
I don’t have a dog.
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
That’s only because your dog hasn’t found the breakfast burritos shop yet.
There is that to consider.
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
I don’t have a dog.
There, there…
There, there…
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:That’s only because your dog hasn’t found the breakfast burritos shop yet.
There is that to consider.
Our bulldog used to hold the Mr Whippy truck to ransom.
‘Hand over the soft-serve cone, and no-one gets bitten, OK?’
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:There is that to consider.
Our bulldog used to hold the Mr Whippy truck to ransom.‘Hand over the soft-serve cone, and no-one gets bitten, OK?’
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:Our bulldog used to hold the Mr Whippy truck to ransom.
‘Hand over the soft-serve cone, and no-one gets bitten, OK?’
He used to growl at the prospective customers to frighten them away until he got his soft serve.
Indirect threat, cost/benefit considerations. Clever dog.
captain_spalding said:
Tamb said:
captain_spalding said:‘Hand over the soft-serve cone, and no-one gets bitten, OK?’
He used to growl at the prospective customers to frighten them away until he got his soft serve.Indirect threat, cost/benefit considerations. Clever dog.
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
The Wolf is well aware that he’s on the best of all possible wickets here, and never attempts to escape.
If the side gate should be left open, he may wander out, mooch up and down the footpath in this cul-de-sac, say hello to whoever of the neighbours may be in sight, and then either return, or lay down in the shade of the tree across the street, and simply observe the comings and goings.
Jasmine used to take herself to the dog park down the road. Jellybean won’t go out an open gate unless called. She’ll stand there impatiently wagging her tail, waiting to be invited out. She will, however, go out the open front door.
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
I don’t have a dog.
There, there…
There, there…
why would I want another dog that can’t pick up its own shit? I used to mow lawns of lazy dog owners.
JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:I don’t have a dog.
There, there…
There, there…
why would I want another dog that can’t pick up its own shit? I used to mow lawns of lazy dog owners.
Those puffs of white smoke?
JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:I don’t have a dog.
There, there…
There, there…
why would I want another dog that can’t pick up its own shit? I used to mow lawns of lazy dog owners.
Yeah, that can be a nuisance.
I don’t really mind it, as the Wolf generally does two a day, on his morning and afternoon walks, very regular.
Clean up those two, dispose of them, no major task.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
captain_spalding said:There, there…
There, there…
why would I want another dog that can’t pick up its own shit? I used to mow lawns of lazy dog owners.
Those puffs of white smoke?
A lot of Popes elected?
Divine Angel said:
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
The Wolf is well aware that he’s on the best of all possible wickets here, and never attempts to escape.
If the side gate should be left open, he may wander out, mooch up and down the footpath in this cul-de-sac, say hello to whoever of the neighbours may be in sight, and then either return, or lay down in the shade of the tree across the street, and simply observe the comings and goings.
Jasmine used to take herself to the dog park down the road. Jellybean won’t go out an open gate unless called. She’ll stand there impatiently wagging her tail, waiting to be invited out. She will, however, go out the open front door.
My dog will run up and down the footpath on our street, but she wont cross the road and she wont leave our block.. after a while she just comes home and knocks on the front door to be let in… all our neighbours are aware of who she is and where she lives.. and no-one worries about her anymore…
She does look like a stray because she cant wear a collar… but she’s quick and, though many have tried, she cannot be caught.
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
That’s only because your dog hasn’t found the breakfast burritos shop yet.
There is that to consider.
We suspect our two would go to the bakery and demand a Party Pie!!
Divine Angel said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Luckily our dog really likes our neighbours, so that’s where he goes when he makes his escape.
That’s only because your dog hasn’t found the breakfast burritos shop yet.
I like breakfast burritos.
I must be a dog.
fsm said:
squared
Took me a minute to realise they were talking about food
dv said:
Took me a minute to realise they were talking about food
Now this I like.
Badly damaged B-17 begins to fall out of formation during a mission over Budapest Hungary on July 14, 1944.
I can’t imagine that the pilots survived that impact, so I’d guess that a couple of seconds after that photo was taken the plane would be completely out of control.
Spiny Norman said:
Badly damaged B-17 begins to fall out of formation during a mission over Budapest Hungary on July 14, 1944.
I can’t imagine that the pilots survived that impact, so I’d guess that a couple of seconds after that photo was taken the plane would be completely out of control.
Wrong thread sorry.
FWIW all of the crew did survive. The pilots flew the badly damaged plane, with no windscreen or instruments, for another few minutes until everyone could bail out.
https://www.usmilitariaforum.com/forums/index.php?/topic/111499-483rd-bomb-group-b-17-with-nose-blown-off-flying/
kii said:
I was bird spotting even when I was young and fun.
dv said:
kii said:
I was bird spotting even when I was young and fun.
uh that’s what they meant, one day you find that you are young and fun and consequently the immediately following awareness is that you have this AVIAN fetish thing
sorry we meant avian
dv said:
kii said:
I was bird spotting even when I was young and fun.
Yeah, but did you download an app about birdies?
Divine Angel said:
LOLOL
:)
kii said:
dv said:
kii said:
I was bird spotting even when I was young and fun.
Yeah, but did you download an app about birdies?
I have these lovely gum trees the birds play in.
Its amusing as both the white cockatoos and the 28’s both have the same favourite hollow.
It’s makes me wonder if they have a hidden hangout inside the tree.
Both the white cockatoos can completely go inside this hollow at the same time and cannot be seen.
Cymek said:
kii said:
dv said:
I was bird spotting even when I was young and fun.
Yeah, but did you download an app about birdies?
I have these lovely gum trees the birds play in.
Its amusing as both the white cockatoos and the 28’s both have the same favourite hollow.
It’s makes me wonder if they have a hidden hangout inside the tree.
Both the white cockatoos can completely go inside this hollow at the same time and cannot be seen.
isn’t that the definition of having a hidden hangout inside the tree
IDK about this but here it is
kii said:
dv said:
kii said:
I was bird spotting even when I was young and fun.
Yeah, but did you download an app about birdies?
I guess there were no bird ID apps until 12 years ago.
Was I young 12 years ago? I mean I was younger than now. I’m sure I was fun.
SCIENCE said:
Cymek said:
kii said:
Yeah, but did you download an app about birdies?
I have these lovely gum trees the birds play in.
Its amusing as both the white cockatoos and the 28’s both have the same favourite hollow.
It’s makes me wonder if they have a hidden hangout inside the tree.
Both the white cockatoos can completely go inside this hollow at the same time and cannot be seen.
isn’t that the definition of having a hidden hangout inside the tree
Yes
It’s amusing to picture a decked out hangout inside the tree.
dv said:
kii said:
dv said:I was bird spotting even when I was young and fun.
Yeah, but did you download an app about birdies?
I guess there were no bird ID apps until 12 years ago.
Was I young 12 years ago? I mean I was younger than now. I’m sure I was fun.
you’ve changed, man.
JudgeMental said:
I fucking hate this one…
Did I post this one yet?
Divine Angel said:
Did I post this one yet?
I’m afraid so.
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
I fucking hate this one…
thought you might.
😎
is this like internet protocol man
Yesterday I was getting pregnancy ads on facebook
Today I’m getting memes about being old
Divine Angel said:
Yesterday I was getting pregnancy ads on facebook
Today I’m getting memes about being old
Sorry to see you ageing so quickly.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
Yesterday I was getting pregnancy ads on facebook
Today I’m getting memes about being old
Sorry to see you ageing so quickly.
economy that bad hey that they have to pull geriatric mothers out of retirement
The Rev Dodgson said:
Where’s the catheter and externally mounted drainage bag????
The Rev Dodgson said:
He doesn’t deserve such a nice vehicle.
I’ve just discovered that cottage cheese isn’t actually a cheese.
It’s only just a curd to me.
Kingy said:
I’ve just discovered that cottage cheese isn’t actually a cheese.
It’s only just a curd to me.
ah but did you know cottage cheese isn’t actually a cottage either
alleged
but only just the one, which is why we come here first to ensure everyone receives the full dose upfront and has a nice rest of day
see how good we are to yous
fsm said:
Honestly, people these days need so much coddling! Who’d ever have thought that a warning like that would have to be posted?!
fsm said:
I always wondered what to do in that situation.
fsm said:
Good luck to them but perhaps a little too gentle. Some people just won’t be told.
A dog from New Zealand named Sunshine stole a rack of ribs from a local butcher and was caught trying to get it home.
Spiny Norman said:
A dog from New Zealand named Sunshine stole a rack of ribs from a local butcher and was caught trying to get it home.
“You just gonna stand there with your little camera, or are you gonna help me with this?”
Spiny Norman said:
A dog from New Zealand named Sunshine stole a rack of ribs from a local butcher and was caught trying to get it home.
Not sure I’d buy meat from a butcher who lets dogs into his shop.
Spiny Norman said:
The cat is fully justified in its annoyance.
Spiny Norman said:
LOL
For transition and his fear of atheists.
Ed, from Tennessee.
kii said:
For transition and his fear of atheists.
oh what happened
kii said:
For transition and his fear of atheists.
FMD.
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
For transition and his fear of atheists.
oh what happened
Witches, witches everywhere.
Michael V said:
kii said:
For transition and his fear of atheists.
FMD.
Browsing Quora will soon cure anyone of being impressed by the level of stupid in that post.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
kii said:
For transition and his fear of atheists.
FMD.
Browsing Quora will soon cure anyone of being impressed by the level of stupid in that post.
You keep remining us, so I’m definitely not going there…
kii said:
For transition and his fear of atheists.
‘The Atheist Bible’ sounds like an entertaining read.
Did they stock it at Barnes & Noble?
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:FMD.
Browsing Quora will soon cure anyone of being impressed by the level of stupid in that post.
You keep remining us, so I’m definitely not going there…
And I should stop going there as well, but they do have the occasional bit of interesting stuff :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Browsing Quora will soon cure anyone of being impressed by the level of stupid in that post.
You keep remining us, so I’m definitely not going there…
And I should stop going there as well, but they do have the occasional bit of interesting stuff :)
Woodie yells at the TV, I scream at the internet.
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
For transition and his fear of atheists.
‘The Atheist Bible’ sounds like an entertaining read.
Did they stock it at Barnes & Noble?
Customers would often move the bibles over to a fiction bay.
kii said:
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
For transition and his fear of atheists.
‘The Atheist Bible’ sounds like an entertaining read.
Did they stock it at Barnes & Noble?
Customers would often move the bibles over to a fiction bay.
LOL
:)
Is it still ok to have days of the week named after (alleged) false gods?
Divine Angel said:
Is it still ok to have days of the week named after (alleged) false gods?
dv said:
I didn’t understand it the first time around and I still don’t.
Shitting Dog, a LEGO automaton.
Spiny Norman said:
Shitting Dog, a LEGO automaton.
Thanks.
kii said:
Love it!
Maybe I should make one.
Divine Angel said:
Travel warnings.
Israel, Iran, USA.
Divine Angel said:
LOLOLOL
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
I belong to a Facebook group for Australians living in Nth America. One woman said it was great that trump was doing all this stuff. She wished that Australia would do the same…etc etc. Keep illegals out, didn’t seem to understand that it’s not that simple. That immigrants have rights, that employers are often to blame for hiring undocumented people. She slagged off about Albo. She’s a First Nations woman and thinks she’s safer here than in Australia.
I mentioned a few things that were of great concern to me like women’s rights to determine their own reproductive health outcomes.
kii said:
Divine Angel said:
I belong to a Facebook group for Australians living in Nth America. One woman said it was great that trump was doing all this stuff. She wished that Australia would do the same…etc etc. Keep illegals out, didn’t seem to understand that it’s not that simple. That immigrants have rights, that employers are often to blame for hiring undocumented people. She slagged off about Albo. She’s a First Nations woman and thinks she’s safer here than in Australia.
I mentioned a few things that were of great concern to me like women’s rights to determine their own reproductive health outcomes.
Tell her she should stay there, we don’t want her kind back.
This amused me.
Diego Luna KEPT His Bryar Pistol From Andor And Nearly Got ARRESTED
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/XdU4Du4wi9
dv said:
Nice
dv said:
In spite of being Daily Mail and a bit obvious,
it raised a smile here.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
In spite of being Daily Mail and a bit obvious,
it raised a smile here.
It’s not really Daily Mail, it’s a still from a brief AI video.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
In spite of being Daily Mail and a bit obvious,
it raised a smile here.
It’s not really Daily Mail, it’s a still from a brief AI video.
Oh, so it may not be true
because we didn’t read it in the Daily Mail.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:In spite of being Daily Mail and a bit obvious,
it raised a smile here.
It’s not really Daily Mail, it’s a still from a brief AI video.
Oh, so it may not be true
because we didn’t read it in the Daily Mail.
True enough.
dv said:
Ha!
:)
it is moments like this i miss being a parent.
party_pants said:
kii said:
Divine Angel said:
I belong to a Facebook group for Australians living in Nth America. One woman said it was great that trump was doing all this stuff. She wished that Australia would do the same…etc etc. Keep illegals out, didn’t seem to understand that it’s not that simple. That immigrants have rights, that employers are often to blame for hiring undocumented people. She slagged off about Albo. She’s a First Nations woman and thinks she’s safer here than in Australia.
I mentioned a few things that were of great concern to me like women’s rights to determine their own reproductive health outcomes.
Tell her she should stay there, we don’t want her kind back.
That woman is an idiot.
Australia has no where near the problem with illegal immigrants that America does.
America has a problem with illegal immigrants because it’s borders are much more porous than Australias. A hardline approach to existing illegal immigrants in America makes a kinda sorta warped twisted sense, if you (You being Trump and co) don’t have any better solutions, but it’s completely irrelevant to Australia.
This woman you’re talking about Kii… the problem with here is she doesn’t understand the world in rational terms. She has a narrative constructed in her head which she thinks actually describes the world.
esselte said:
party_pants said:
kii said:I belong to a Facebook group for Australians living in Nth America. One woman said it was great that trump was doing all this stuff. She wished that Australia would do the same…etc etc. Keep illegals out, didn’t seem to understand that it’s not that simple. That immigrants have rights, that employers are often to blame for hiring undocumented people. She slagged off about Albo. She’s a First Nations woman and thinks she’s safer here than in Australia.
I mentioned a few things that were of great concern to me like women’s rights to determine their own reproductive health outcomes.
Tell her she should stay there, we don’t want her kind back.
That woman is an idiot.
Australia has no where near the problem with illegal immigrants that America does.
America has a problem with illegal immigrants because it’s borders are much more porous than Australias. A hardline approach to existing illegal immigrants in America makes a kinda sorta warped twisted sense, if you (You being Trump and co) don’t have any better solutions, but it’s completely irrelevant to Australia.
This woman you’re talking about Kii… the problem with here is she doesn’t understand the world in rational terms. She has a narrative constructed in her head which she thinks actually describes the world.
Well exactly. We don’t a ;and border. Everyone has to arrive by air or by sea, so there is much greater control over arrivals. if Australia has any “problem” with illegal immigrants, it is those people who arrive legally on some sort of a temporary visa and don’t leave when they said they would. Most of these people are from modern wealthy countries in the first place, and are generally educated and literate, and speak English well enough. They are not the sort of desperate poor and illiterate people fleeing poverty and corruption in their busted-arse home country (apart from the Welsh and Geordies).
Them Shockers of your had better behave themselves tonight, Mr Panty Parts.
Coz ize tipped e’m.
party_pants said:
esselte said:
party_pants said:Tell her she should stay there, we don’t want her kind back.
That woman is an idiot.
Australia has no where near the problem with illegal immigrants that America does.
America has a problem with illegal immigrants because it’s borders are much more porous than Australias. A hardline approach to existing illegal immigrants in America makes a kinda sorta warped twisted sense, if you (You being Trump and co) don’t have any better solutions, but it’s completely irrelevant to Australia.
This woman you’re talking about Kii… the problem with here is she doesn’t understand the world in rational terms. She has a narrative constructed in her head which she thinks actually describes the world.
Well exactly. We don’t a ;and border. Everyone has to arrive by air or by sea, so there is much greater control over arrivals. if Australia has any “problem” with illegal immigrants, it is those people who arrive legally on some sort of a temporary visa and don’t leave when they said they would. Most of these people are from modern wealthy countries in the first place, and are generally educated and literate, and speak English well enough. They are not the sort of desperate poor and illiterate people fleeing poverty and corruption in their busted-arse home country (apart from the Welsh and Geordies).
Yeah, illegal immigration is a “thing” in Australia. But it’s not important or relevant. It’s just a talking point for bigots.
Australia has plenty of capacity to accommodate the desperate and the poor that turn up on our shores. America, some capacity but not so much. That’s my point. The woman Kii is talking about is just living in a fantasy world rather than the real world.
esselte said:
party_pants said:
esselte said:That woman is an idiot.
Australia has no where near the problem with illegal immigrants that America does.
America has a problem with illegal immigrants because it’s borders are much more porous than Australias. A hardline approach to existing illegal immigrants in America makes a kinda sorta warped twisted sense, if you (You being Trump and co) don’t have any better solutions, but it’s completely irrelevant to Australia.
This woman you’re talking about Kii… the problem with here is she doesn’t understand the world in rational terms. She has a narrative constructed in her head which she thinks actually describes the world.
Well exactly. We don’t a ;and border. Everyone has to arrive by air or by sea, so there is much greater control over arrivals. if Australia has any “problem” with illegal immigrants, it is those people who arrive legally on some sort of a temporary visa and don’t leave when they said they would. Most of these people are from modern wealthy countries in the first place, and are generally educated and literate, and speak English well enough. They are not the sort of desperate poor and illiterate people fleeing poverty and corruption in their busted-arse home country (apart from the Welsh and Geordies).
Yeah, illegal immigration is a “thing” in Australia. But it’s not important or relevant. It’s just a talking point for bigots.
Australia has plenty of capacity to accommodate the desperate and the poor that turn up on our shores. America, some capacity but not so much. That’s my point. The woman Kii is talking about is just living in a fantasy world rather than the real world.
I think it is more a case of people consuming American talking points and assuming that every country is the same. It is lacking the nuance or detail to see other countries differently. I agree she is living in what she perceives to be the US, whether than perception be realistic or fanciful. But I object to having that world projected onto Australia and assuming that we are the same. I’m a rejectionist of that sort of cultural uniformity thinking.
party_pants said:
esselte said:
party_pants said:Well exactly. We don’t a ;and border. Everyone has to arrive by air or by sea, so there is much greater control over arrivals. if Australia has any “problem” with illegal immigrants, it is those people who arrive legally on some sort of a temporary visa and don’t leave when they said they would. Most of these people are from modern wealthy countries in the first place, and are generally educated and literate, and speak English well enough. They are not the sort of desperate poor and illiterate people fleeing poverty and corruption in their busted-arse home country (apart from the Welsh and Geordies).
Yeah, illegal immigration is a “thing” in Australia. But it’s not important or relevant. It’s just a talking point for bigots.
Australia has plenty of capacity to accommodate the desperate and the poor that turn up on our shores. America, some capacity but not so much. That’s my point. The woman Kii is talking about is just living in a fantasy world rather than the real world.
I think it is more a case of people consuming American talking points and assuming that every country is the same. It is lacking the nuance or detail to see other countries differently. I agree she is living in what she perceives to be the US, whether than perception be realistic or fanciful. But I object to having that world projected onto Australia and assuming that we are the same. I’m a rejectionist of that sort of cultural uniformity thinking.
I’m expressing myself poorly. What you just said there is exactly what I’m trying to say. We agree (Kiss/bro-fist)
esselte said:
party_pants said:
esselte said:Yeah, illegal immigration is a “thing” in Australia. But it’s not important or relevant. It’s just a talking point for bigots.
Australia has plenty of capacity to accommodate the desperate and the poor that turn up on our shores. America, some capacity but not so much. That’s my point. The woman Kii is talking about is just living in a fantasy world rather than the real world.
I think it is more a case of people consuming American talking points and assuming that every country is the same. It is lacking the nuance or detail to see other countries differently. I agree she is living in what she perceives to be the US, whether than perception be realistic or fanciful. But I object to having that world projected onto Australia and assuming that we are the same. I’m a rejectionist of that sort of cultural uniformity thinking.
I’m expressing myself poorly. What you just said there is exactly what I’m trying to say. We agree (Kiss/bro-fist)
OK. I’m not one to keep on arguing when we are basically in agreement.
party_pants said:
esselte said:
party_pants said:I think it is more a case of people consuming American talking points and assuming that every country is the same. It is lacking the nuance or detail to see other countries differently. I agree she is living in what she perceives to be the US, whether than perception be realistic or fanciful. But I object to having that world projected onto Australia and assuming that we are the same. I’m a rejectionist of that sort of cultural uniformity thinking.
I’m expressing myself poorly. What you just said there is exactly what I’m trying to say. We agree (Kiss/bro-fist)
OK. I’m not one to keep on arguing when we are basically in agreement.
Yes you are! You argumentative bastard! /tic/
Sometimes in on-line conversations I’m asked what it is I support, what “side” I come down on.
My answer is always the same. It depends on the circumstances.
Q: Do I support democracy or autocracy?
A: It depends on the circumstances.
Q: Do you support a womens right to abortion?
A: It depends on the circumstances.
As thing stand today, I support democracy and the right to abortion.
If we, humanity, were in a situation where we were in danger of being wiped out by invading Aliens; 40,000 of us left and our only hope of survival dependent on a governing body capable of authoritarian rule and the banning of abortion, I’d support autocracy and the strictest possible punishment’s on women who aborted their fetuses’.
These current memes are a nightmare. Not funny. not clever. not pithy. not nothing. 0 out of 10.
esselte said:
party_pants said:
esselte said:I’m expressing myself poorly. What you just said there is exactly what I’m trying to say. We agree (Kiss/bro-fist)
OK. I’m not one to keep on arguing when we are basically in agreement.
Yes you are! You argumentative bastard! /tic/
Sometimes in on-line conversations I’m asked what it is I support, what “side” I come down on.
My answer is always the same. It depends on the circumstances.
Q: Do I support democracy or autocracy?
A: It depends on the circumstances.
Q: Do you support a womens right to abortion?
A: It depends on the circumstances.
As thing stand today, I support democracy and the right to abortion.
If we, humanity, were in a situation where we were in danger of being wiped out by invading Aliens; 40,000 of us left and our only hope of survival dependent on a governing body capable of authoritarian rule and the banning of abortion, I’d support autocracy and the strictest possible punishment’s on women who aborted their fetuses’.
I don’t fit neatly into any particular box either. I am neither woke liberal nor conservative. neither socialist nor capitalist. I’m a pragmatic localist. Each country, even each state or province, should do what works best for them. There is no one size fits all set of political, cultural and economic polices that suit everybody in every time period. Some things suit different regions, sometimes the policies of the past lead in the long term to problems in the present or future. This is why I reject US-centric cultural and political uniformity thinking.
JudgeMental said:
These current memes are a nightmare. Not funny. not clever. not pithy. not nothing. 0 out of 10.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-world_fallacy
esselte said:
party_pants said:
kii said:I belong to a Facebook group for Australians living in Nth America. One woman said it was great that trump was doing all this stuff. She wished that Australia would do the same…etc etc. Keep illegals out, didn’t seem to understand that it’s not that simple. That immigrants have rights, that employers are often to blame for hiring undocumented people. She slagged off about Albo. She’s a First Nations woman and thinks she’s safer here than in Australia.
I mentioned a few things that were of great concern to me like women’s rights to determine their own reproductive health outcomes.
Tell her she should stay there, we don’t want her kind back.
That woman is an idiot.
Australia has no where near the problem with illegal immigrants that America does.
America has a problem with illegal immigrants because it’s borders are much more porous than Australias. A hardline approach to existing illegal immigrants in America makes a kinda sorta warped twisted sense, if you (You being Trump and co) don’t have any better solutions, but it’s completely irrelevant to Australia.
This woman you’re talking about Kii… the problem with here is she doesn’t understand the world in rational terms. She has a narrative constructed in her head which she thinks actually describes the world.
rubs temple
JudgeMental said:
These current memes are a nightmare. Not funny. not clever. not pithy. not nothing. 0 out of 10.
dv said:
Let’s do bracket racing.
So very true.
Hieronymus Ross.
The bear at the end is rather amusing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/1lb6ut7/the_end_is_always_the_best_lol/
A somewhat unusual aircraft mechanic.
How Many Churches?
Spiny Norman said:
A somewhat unusual aircraft mechanic.
Heh.
Spiny Norman said:
The replier might like to explain stuff rather than being a smart-arse.
I mean, not everybody knows or understands everything.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
The replier might like to explain stuff rather than being a smart-arse.
I mean, not everybody knows or understands everything.
That’s true.
However, most decent and reasonable people would have a sort of innate understanding of the idea that no-one signs on to a job expecting that they will be on call, and expected to be ready to devote themselves to that job, at any and all of the 24 hours in a day (hey, that sounds like the Navy!), and that, occasionally, just occasionally, they might like to feel released from standing ready to respond to the whims of their employer.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
The replier might like to explain stuff rather than being a smart-arse.
I mean, not everybody knows or understands everything.
That’s true.
However, most decent and reasonable people would have a sort of innate understanding of the idea that no-one signs on to a job expecting that they will be on call, and expected to be ready to devote themselves to that job, at any and all of the 24 hours in a day (hey, that sounds like the Navy!), and that, occasionally, just occasionally, they might like to feel released from standing ready to respond to the whims of their employer.
Sounds like a geologist’s life, too.
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
The replier might like to explain stuff rather than being a smart-arse.
I mean, not everybody knows or understands everything.
That’s true.
However, most decent and reasonable people would have a sort of innate understanding of the idea that no-one signs on to a job expecting that they will be on call, and expected to be ready to devote themselves to that job, at any and all of the 24 hours in a day (hey, that sounds like the Navy!), and that, occasionally, just occasionally, they might like to feel released from standing ready to respond to the whims of their employer.
Sounds like a geologist’s life, too.
we thought right to disconnect was literally only just recognised here like less than 18 months ago so
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
The replier might like to explain stuff rather than being a smart-arse.
I mean, not everybody knows or understands everything.
You’re right. Very few Americans realize how poorly their fellow workers are paid and treated.
Divine Angel said:
PMSL.
:)
not funny, religion kills
SCIENCE said:
not funny, religion kills
it’s OK as long as you have god on your side.
JudgeMental said:
SCIENCE said:
not funny, religion kills
it’s OK as long as you have god on your side.
Even the Nazis had ‘Gott mit uns’ on their belt buckles.
James Fell posted a photo of himself in front of his bookshelf.
fsm said:
I suppose the possibility existed she was in a Weekend at Windsors
fsm said:
That’s nothing, JFK was alive for decades before he was shot.
captain_spalding said:
fsm said:
That’s nothing, JFK was alive for decades before he was shot.
hela meanwhile still lives decades after her death
Deev’s links page won’t load for me again, so it’ll go here instead.
Someone paid to have a plane fly above Stanford’s graduation with a “Congrats! Don’t work for Elon” banner.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1lchqli/someone_paid_to_have_a_plane_fly_above_stanfords/
JudgeMental said:
but we get old el paso with that
JudgeMental said:
Rodent?
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
Rodent?
Wabbits is wodents.
JudgeMental said:
Dear oh dear.
captain_spalding said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
Rodent?
Wabbits is wodents.
I asked my computer and I got.
No, rabbits are not rodents. While they were previously classified as rodents, they are now classified in their own order, Lagomorpha, which includes rabbits, hares, and pikas.
Here’s why they are not rodents:
Incisor Teeth: Rodents have two incisors (one on top, one on the bottom), while rabbits have four incisors (two on top, two on the bottom).
Peak Warming Man said:
captain_spalding said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Rodent?
Wabbits is wodents.
I asked my computer and I got.
No, rabbits are not rodents. While they were previously classified as rodents, they are now classified in their own order, Lagomorpha, which includes rabbits, hares, and pikas.
Here’s why they are not rodents:
Incisor Teeth: Rodents have two incisors (one on top, one on the bottom), while rabbits have four incisors (two on top, two on the bottom).
so they evolved
JudgeMental said:
:)
JudgeMental said:
:)
Uh-huh …
Spiny Norman said:
Uh-huh …
are they ants around the plane?
Witty Rejoinder said:
Me a couple weeks ago when scribing an assessment for a student. The assessment was about the states of matter. For gas he said “fart”, described the properties of a fart, then drew a picture of a fart coming out of a backside.
Spiny Norman said:
Uh-huh …
How is this a meme? IDGI
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Uh-huh …
How is this a meme? IDGI
either they are very small people or that plane is very large.
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Uh-huh …
How is this a meme? IDGI
either they are very small people or that plane is very large.
Thanks.
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Uh-huh …
How is this a meme? IDGI
either they are very small people or that plane is very large.
The RAAF will love this photo.
They’ll show it to everyone and anyone in Canberra.
“See, the Navy couldn’t possibly operate F-35s from ships, F-35s are enormous, the Navy just doesn’t have ships big enough!”
:)
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:How is this a meme? IDGI
either they are very small people or that plane is very large.
The RAAF will love this photo.
They’ll show it to everyone and anyone in Canberra.
“See, the Navy couldn’t possibly operate F-35s from ships, F-35s are enormous, the Navy just doesn’t have ships big enough!”
:)
Ha.
14 is the limit…
fsm said:
14 is the limit…
I suppose it takes all types.
JudgeMental said:
Where’s Davy?
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Where’s Davy?
Still in the Navy.
captain_spalding said:
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Where’s Davy?
Still in the Navy.
Sailing the seven seas
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Where’s Davy?
davy’s not there, man.
captain_spalding said:
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Where’s Davy?
Still in the Navy.
Probably will be for life.
Got a 3D printer, I like making silly things.
So here we have Excaliper.
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Where’s Davy?
He’s still in the navy.
Peak Warming Man said:
Arts said:
JudgeMental said:
Where’s Davy?
He’s still in the navy.
Damn, too late.
dv said:
English, how she is wrote.
dv said:
I beg your pardon?
kii said:
dv said:
I beg your pardon?
Pinghe Teacher Hotel, in Shanghai.
fsm said:
kii said:
dv said:
I beg your pardon?
Pinghe Teacher Hotel, in Shanghai.
Looks like someone shat Scrabble letters
JudgeMental said:
LOLOL
I reckon only a couple of forumers are gonna get this.
Divine Angel said:
I reckon only a couple of forumers are gonna get this.
I don’t get it, but I do know that that’s neither of the Williams sisters of tennis fame.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
I reckon only a couple of forumers are gonna get this.
I don’t get it, but I do know that that’s neither of the Williams sisters of tennis fame.
Correctamundo, that’s Milli Vanilli.
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
I reckon only a couple of forumers are gonna get this.
I don’t get it, but I do know that that’s neither of the Williams sisters of tennis fame.
Correctamundo, that’s Milli Vanilli.
I remember the name, but no details come to mind.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:I don’t get it, but I do know that that’s neither of the Williams sisters of tennis fame.
Correctamundo, that’s Milli Vanilli.
I remember the name, but no details come to mind.
Blame it on the rain.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:I don’t get it, but I do know that that’s neither of the Williams sisters of tennis fame.
Correctamundo, that’s Milli Vanilli.
I remember the name, but no details come to mind.
They were a fraud/fake duo.
They acted in did the video clips, and all the PR work, but they mimed along at all the performances. The actual singers and music was performed by others and recorded. The whistle eventually got blown and they lost their awards and honours. big public backlash too and they lost all popularity and credibility.
Late 80s or early 90s.
Divine Angel said:
I reckon only a couple of forumers are gonna get this.
And they were forced to give back their Grammy!
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
I reckon only a couple of forumers are gonna get this.
And they were forced to give back their Grammy!
The horror
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:Correctamundo, that’s Milli Vanilli.
I remember the name, but no details come to mind.
They were a fraud/fake duo.
They acted in did the video clips, and all the PR work, but they mimed along at all the performances. The actual singers and music was performed by others and recorded. The whistle eventually got blown and they lost their awards and honours. big public backlash too and they lost all popularity and credibility.
Late 80s or early 90s.
Far from the first – you may recall Plastic Bertrand, he of “Ca Plane Pour Moi” fame….released four LPs back in the late 70s/early 80s…it came out a few years back that he’d had nothing to do with any of them. All he did was jump around and mime in film clips.
See also Alvin Stardust, Guys“n“Dolls, The Rubettes…
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:Correctamundo, that’s Milli Vanilli.
I remember the name, but no details come to mind.
They were a fraud/fake duo.
They acted in did the video clips, and all the PR work, but they mimed along at all the performances. The actual singers and music was performed by others and recorded. The whistle eventually got blown and they lost their awards and honours. big public backlash too and they lost all popularity and credibility.
Late 80s or early 90s.
They did try to release music with their real voices, but it didn’t sell well. The real voices also tried to release music, which sold a bit better but certainly not Milli Vanilli level.
Rob eventually died from a drug overdose.
Anyway, neither the Williams sisters (Tennis players) were twins, nor were Milli Vanilli, they weren’t even brothers.
So I am not sure I fully get the meme.
party_pants said:
Anyway, neither the Williams sisters (Tennis players) were twins, nor were Milli Vanilli, they weren’t even brothers.So I am not sure I fully get the meme.
Roseanne Barr gets it.
Neophyte said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:I remember the name, but no details come to mind.
They were a fraud/fake duo.
They acted in did the video clips, and all the PR work, but they mimed along at all the performances. The actual singers and music was performed by others and recorded. The whistle eventually got blown and they lost their awards and honours. big public backlash too and they lost all popularity and credibility.
Late 80s or early 90s.
Far from the first – you may recall Plastic Bertrand, he of “Ca Plane Pour Moi” fame….released four LPs back in the late 70s/early 80s…it came out a few years back that he’d had nothing to do with any of them. All he did was jump around and mime in film clips.
Michael Bentine said that Plastic Bertrand was genius.
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:
Anyway, neither the Williams sisters (Tennis players) were twins, nor were Milli Vanilli, they weren’t even brothers.So I am not sure I fully get the meme.
Roseanne Barr gets it.
Well, what can I say except I hope I don’t catch it too.
Neophyte said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:I remember the name, but no details come to mind.
They were a fraud/fake duo.
They acted in did the video clips, and all the PR work, but they mimed along at all the performances. The actual singers and music was performed by others and recorded. The whistle eventually got blown and they lost their awards and honours. big public backlash too and they lost all popularity and credibility.
Late 80s or early 90s.
Far from the first – you may recall Plastic Bertrand, he of “Ca Plane Pour Moi” fame….released four LPs back in the late 70s/early 80s…it came out a few years back that he’d had nothing to do with any of them. All he did was jump around and mime in film clips.
Bit sad that there was such outrage though, given that is was a very shitty song indeed.
party_pants said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:
Anyway, neither the Williams sisters (Tennis players) were twins, nor were Milli Vanilli, they weren’t even brothers.So I am not sure I fully get the meme.
Roseanne Barr gets it.
Well, what can I say except I hope I don’t catch it too.
I’ll elaborate because that was very obscure. IMO at best some clown thinks it’s funny to suggest that all Africans look the same; worse that African women look like men like the abhorrent bigotry behind the suggestion that someone a stunningly beautiful as Michelle Obama is a man; or bringing it back to Roseanne Barr that African women look like monkeys.
This doesn’t reflect at all badly on DA for posting this though.
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Roseanne Barr gets it.
Well, what can I say except I hope I don’t catch it too.
I’ll elaborate because that was very obscure. IMO at best some clown thinks it’s funny to suggest that all Africans look the same; worse that African women look like men like the abhorrent bigotry behind the suggestion that someone a stunningly beautiful as Michelle Obama is a man; or bringing it back to Roseanne Barr that African women look like monkeys.
This doesn’t reflect at all badly on DA for posting this though.
There’s a whole genre of memes where the caption doesn’t match the pic. Like this one
I’d like to think youse know me betterer than to suggest there’s racist intentions behind the Williams sisters/Milli Vanilli pic. Mismatching captions with pics is the joke, no other connotations. But youse knew that 😇
Divine Angel said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:Well, what can I say except I hope I don’t catch it too.
I’ll elaborate because that was very obscure. IMO at best some clown thinks it’s funny to suggest that all Africans look the same; worse that African women look like men like the abhorrent bigotry behind the suggestion that someone a stunningly beautiful as Michelle Obama is a man; or bringing it back to Roseanne Barr that African women look like monkeys.
This doesn’t reflect at all badly on DA for posting this though.
There’s a whole genre of memes where the caption doesn’t match the pic. Like this one
I’d like to think youse know me betterer than to suggest there’s racist intentions behind the Williams sisters/Milli Vanilli pic. Mismatching captions with pics is the joke, no other connotations. But youse knew that 😇
Yeah. Besides we all know that it’s Camilla who looks like a man.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
Witty Rejoinder said:I’ll elaborate because that was very obscure. IMO at best some clown thinks it’s funny to suggest that all Africans look the same; worse that African women look like men like the abhorrent bigotry behind the suggestion that someone a stunningly beautiful as Michelle Obama is a man; or bringing it back to Roseanne Barr that African women look like monkeys.
This doesn’t reflect at all badly on DA for posting this though.
There’s a whole genre of memes where the caption doesn’t match the pic. Like this one
I’d like to think youse know me betterer than to suggest there’s racist intentions behind the Williams sisters/Milli Vanilli pic. Mismatching captions with pics is the joke, no other connotations. But youse knew that 😇
Yeah. Besides we all know that it’s Camilla who looks like a man.
I thought it was a horse she was supposed to resemble
party_pants said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:There’s a whole genre of memes where the caption doesn’t match the pic. Like this one
I’d like to think youse know me betterer than to suggest there’s racist intentions behind the Williams sisters/Milli Vanilli pic. Mismatching captions with pics is the joke, no other connotations. But youse knew that 😇
Yeah. Besides we all know that it’s Camilla who looks like a man.
I thought it was a horse she was supposed to resemble
that’s princess anne i believe.
I think it would be easier if all the forumites who this doesn’t resemble put their hands up?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJhlXa1Rs5x/?igsh=eG1xMnY3Ymk0cjE2
Witty Rejoinder said:
I think it would be easier if all the forumites who this doesn’t resemble put their hands up?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJhlXa1Rs5x/?igsh=eG1xMnY3Ymk0cjE2
No, doesn’t resemble me…now, if it was lots of pieces of sewing material, buttons, zips, reels of cotton, lace etc, different sizes, different colours…that would resemble me.
buffy said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
I think it would be easier if all the forumites who this doesn’t resemble put their hands up?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJhlXa1Rs5x/?igsh=eG1xMnY3Ymk0cjE2
No, doesn’t resemble me…now, if it was lots of pieces of sewing material, buttons, zips, reels of cotton, lace etc, different sizes, different colours…that would resemble me.
I don’t think it just applies to objects that would be stored in sheds. Though to be fair the whole point of sewing kits is the have a variety of materials that could inspire you one day.
Witty Rejoinder said:
buffy said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
I think it would be easier if all the forumites who this doesn’t resemble put their hands up?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJhlXa1Rs5x/?igsh=eG1xMnY3Ymk0cjE2
No, doesn’t resemble me…now, if it was lots of pieces of sewing material, buttons, zips, reels of cotton, lace etc, different sizes, different colours…that would resemble me.
I don’t think it just applies to objects that would be stored in sheds. Though to be fair the whole point of sewing kits is the have a variety of materials that could inspire you one day.
yes. it is saving stuff that may come in useful one day or inspire something creative.
That’s not to say we didn’t all have our foibles about accumulating stuff. My metric is to keep things of monetary value. Case in point I have two portable USB hard-drives somewhere that now that my little bedroom Android TV requires extra storage space for reasons I don’t write grok I haven’t the foggiest where I’ve put them.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:Correctamundo, that’s Milli Vanilli.
I remember the name, but no details come to mind.
They were a fraud/fake duo.
They acted in did the video clips, and all the PR work, but they mimed along at all the performances. The actual singers and music was performed by others and recorded. The whistle eventually got blown and they lost their awards and honours. big public backlash too and they lost all popularity and credibility.
Late 80s or early 90s.
I think that was very unfair to the actual artist, it doesn’t matter who is in the film clip. The song is still the song. If a song wins an award and the artist didn’t appear in the film clip, then so what…
furious said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
I remember the name, but no details come to mind.
They were a fraud/fake duo.
They acted in did the video clips, and all the PR work, but they mimed along at all the performances. The actual singers and music was performed by others and recorded. The whistle eventually got blown and they lost their awards and honours. big public backlash too and they lost all popularity and credibility.
Late 80s or early 90s.
I think that was very unfair to the actual artist, it doesn’t matter who is in the film clip. The song is still the song. If a song wins an award and the artist didn’t appear in the film clip, then so what…
^
next they’ll be telling us that using stunt doubles is dishonest
furious said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:I remember the name, but no details come to mind.
They were a fraud/fake duo.
They acted in did the video clips, and all the PR work, but they mimed along at all the performances. The actual singers and music was performed by others and recorded. The whistle eventually got blown and they lost their awards and honours. big public backlash too and they lost all popularity and credibility.
Late 80s or early 90s.
I think that was very unfair to the actual artist, it doesn’t matter who is in the film clip. The song is still the song. If a song wins an award and the artist didn’t appear in the film clip, then so what…
I don’t write history, I am just doomed to repeat it
:p
Peak Warming Man said:
Neophyte said:
party_pants said:They were a fraud/fake duo.
They acted in did the video clips, and all the PR work, but they mimed along at all the performances. The actual singers and music was performed by others and recorded. The whistle eventually got blown and they lost their awards and honours. big public backlash too and they lost all popularity and credibility.
Late 80s or early 90s.
Far from the first – you may recall Plastic Bertrand, he of “Ca Plane Pour Moi” fame….released four LPs back in the late 70s/early 80s…it came out a few years back that he’d had nothing to do with any of them. All he did was jump around and mime in film clips.
Michael Bentine said that Plastic Bertrand was genius.
Don’t know about genius, but I quite like it.
Plastic Bertrand – Ca Plane Pour Moi (1977) • TopPop
I mean it’s bloody obvious he isn’t singing, but he’s part of the act.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Neophyte said:Far from the first – you may recall Plastic Bertrand, he of “Ca Plane Pour Moi” fame….released four LPs back in the late 70s/early 80s…it came out a few years back that he’d had nothing to do with any of them. All he did was jump around and mime in film clips.
Michael Bentine said that Plastic Bertrand was genius.
Don’t know about genius, but I quite like it.
Plastic Bertrand – Ca Plane Pour Moi (1977) • TopPop
I mean it’s bloody obvious he isn’t singing, but he’s part of the act.
That always struck me as a weird one. I can understand the MV case, because the actual singers are a bit ordinary looking and the fronts were models.
But Plastique Bertram looks like rubbish and Lou Deprijck sounds bad.
Maybe they should have swapped.
Witty Rejoinder said:
That’s not to say we didn’t all have our foibles about accumulating stuff. My metric is to keep things of monetary value. Case in point I have two portable USB hard-drives somewhere that now that my little bedroom Android TV requires extra storage space for reasons I don’t write grok I haven’t the foggiest where I’ve put them.
Terrible post. Must try harder.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
That’s not to say we didn’t all have our foibles about accumulating stuff. My metric is to keep things of monetary value. Case in point I have two portable USB hard-drives somewhere that now that my little bedroom Android TV requires extra storage space for reasons I don’t write grok I haven’t the foggiest where I’ve put them.
Terrible post. Must try harder.
It is a bit concerning.
buffy said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
I think it would be easier if all the forumites who this doesn’t resemble put their hands up?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJhlXa1Rs5x/?igsh=eG1xMnY3Ymk0cjE2
No, doesn’t resemble me…now, if it was lots of pieces of sewing material, buttons, zips, reels of cotton, lace etc, different sizes, different colours…that would resemble me.
Then it does resemble you.
My studio was full of similar things to your stashes, plus art supplies. mr kii’s workshop was like the video, except 10x the amounts – plus tools and consumable supplies.
.
dv said:
scratches head.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
scratches head.
Once in a lifetime…
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
scratches head.
It’s a mangled version of a Talking Heads song, but I’m not sure of the significance of the mention of emails.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
scratches head.
It’s a mangled version of a Talking Heads song, but I’m not sure of the significance of the mention of emails.
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
scratches head.
It’s a mangled version of a Talking Heads song, but I’m not sure of the significance of the mention of emails.
The song says “you may find yourself”, the email greeting references that, hoping that you do find yourself in those situations…
furious said:
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:scratches head.
It’s a mangled version of a Talking Heads song, but I’m not sure of the significance of the mention of emails.
The song says “you may find yourself”, the email greeting references that, hoping that you do find yourself in those situations…
I know the song, one of my favourite bands when they were at their peak.
The usual memes from this song go something like this:
dv said:
Same as it ever was…
party_pants said:
furious said:
party_pants said:It’s a mangled version of a Talking Heads song, but I’m not sure of the significance of the mention of emails.
The song says “you may find yourself”, the email greeting references that, hoping that you do find yourself in those situations…
I know the song, one of my favourite bands when they were at their peak.
The usual memes from this song go something like this:
I get that one :)
party_pants said:
furious said:
party_pants said:It’s a mangled version of a Talking Heads song, but I’m not sure of the significance of the mention of emails.
The song says “you may find yourself”, the email greeting references that, hoping that you do find yourself in those situations…
I know the song, one of my favourite bands when they were at their peak.
The usual memes from this song go something like this:
an informal fallacy known as ‘equivocation.’
JudgeMental said:
an informal fallacy known as ‘equivocation.’
what do donkeys have to do with it
Peak Warming Man said:
Victoria Police
In case there was some sort of misunderstanding NSW Police Force.
JudgeMental said:
:)
Someone filmed some bats upside down and it looks like a goth night club.
Someone filmed some bats upside down and it looks like a goth night club.
Spiny Norman said:
Someone filmed some bats upside down and it looks like a goth night club.
Huh!
:)
Divine Angel said:
Note that Mount Rushmore is nowhere near Canada.
dv said:
haven’t had a chance of late but we’re open to watching the men in tights version again
Divine Angel said:
PMSL
:)
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
Note that Mount Rushmore is nowhere near Canada.
Yeah, but with the Earth being falt, and with a good telescope…
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
Note that Mount Rushmore is nowhere near Canada.
South Dakota. So close ish.
Arts said:
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
Note that Mount Rushmore is nowhere near Canada.
South Dakota. So close ish.
Canada is the nearest foreign country to Mt Rushmore.
dv said:
Now Do First Permanent Lunar Colony
JudgeMental said:
Ha!
JudgeMental said:
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Ha!
dv said:
:)
JudgeMental said:
careful mate, that foreigner wants your least food
JudgeMental said:
As established, we don’t know when Adam and Eve started having daughters (or for that matter whether Abel had a wife and children unmentioned in the narrative). We also know that Adam was 130 years old when Seth was born, so there could have been several generations of people born in between Genesis 4:1 and Genesis 4:17 (the first time that Cain’s wife is mentioned). Therefore, we don’t know whether Cain or Seth married their direct siblings—one of them might have done so and the other married a niece or cousin. Regardless, sheer math would indicate that at least one of Adam’s three sons married a sister.
This idea is disturbing and goes against the laws forbidding incest in Leviticus 18. However, before this law was given in Leviticus, there were various instances of men marrying their sisters or other relatives. Abraham’s wife Sarah was his half-sister by a different mother (Genesis 20:11-13). Jacob married two of his female cousins (Genesis 29-30). Moses’ father married his aunt (Exodus 6:20). For whatever reason, the law against incest doesn’t seem to have been in effect (at least not as strictly) before God made the covenant with the Israelites at Mount Sinai.
Why this shift occurred is hard to say. Since Genesis describes all that was created in the Garden of Eden as good, including Adam and Eve, their genes may have been well-developed to the point that their kids could marry siblings and produce children with no genetic defects. This would fit the shift we see in Genesis from early generations with long lives producing children past their 100s to humans with shorter lives and shorter fertility rates. We go from Adam and Eve, who were still having children when they were over 100 years old (Seth was born when Adam was 130), to Abraham and Sarah who were past child-bearing age when Sarah was 90 and Abraham 100 years old (Genesis 17:17, 18:12). In Genesis 6:3, God decrees that humans will only live to be 120 years old, and other than a few patriarchs this holds true throughout the rest of the Bible.
So, it’s possible that in Cain and Abel’s period, human genetics were so good that all the biological problems that incest creates (mutations, etc.) weren’t a problem. Regardless, God does forbid incest later (and then quite firmly) in the Bible. However we interpret who Adam and Eve’s sons married, we are left with the fact that the Bible doesn’t tell us every single bit of information we want. It gives us the facts we need and leaves us with reminders that whatever strange things people in the Bible did, God knew what he was doing and worked something good from it down the line.
https://www.biblestudytools.com/bible-study/topical-studies/who-were-adam-and-eves-children.html
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
As established, we don’t know when Adam and Eve started having daughters (or for that matter whether Abel had a wife and children unmentioned in the narrative). We also know that Adam was 130 years old when Seth was born, so there could have been several generations of people born in between Genesis 4:1 and Genesis 4:17 (the first time that Cain’s wife is mentioned). Therefore, we don’t know whether Cain or Seth married their direct siblings—one of them might have done so and the other married a niece or cousin. Regardless, sheer math would indicate that at least one of Adam’s three sons married a sister.
This idea is disturbing and goes against the laws forbidding incest in Leviticus 18. However, before this law was given in Leviticus, there were various instances of men marrying their sisters or other relatives. Abraham’s wife Sarah was his half-sister by a different mother (Genesis 20:11-13). Jacob married two of his female cousins (Genesis 29-30). Moses’ father married his aunt (Exodus 6:20). For whatever reason, the law against incest doesn’t seem to have been in effect (at least not as strictly) before God made the covenant with the Israelites at Mount Sinai.
Why this shift occurred is hard to say. Since Genesis describes all that was created in the Garden of Eden as good, including Adam and Eve, their genes may have been well-developed to the point that their kids could marry siblings and produce children with no genetic defects. This would fit the shift we see in Genesis from early generations with long lives producing children past their 100s to humans with shorter lives and shorter fertility rates. We go from Adam and Eve, who were still having children when they were over 100 years old (Seth was born when Adam was 130), to Abraham and Sarah who were past child-bearing age when Sarah was 90 and Abraham 100 years old (Genesis 17:17, 18:12). In Genesis 6:3, God decrees that humans will only live to be 120 years old, and other than a few patriarchs this holds true throughout the rest of the Bible.
So, it’s possible that in Cain and Abel’s period, human genetics were so good that all the biological problems that incest creates (mutations, etc.) weren’t a problem. Regardless, God does forbid incest later (and then quite firmly) in the Bible. However we interpret who Adam and Eve’s sons married, we are left with the fact that the Bible doesn’t tell us every single bit of information we want. It gives us the facts we need and leaves us with reminders that whatever strange things people in the Bible did, God knew what he was doing and worked something good from it down the line.
https://www.biblestudytools.com/bible-study/topical-studies/who-were-adam-and-eves-children.html
it is hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way.
“…we are left with the fact that the Bible doesn’t tell us every single bit of information we want. “
As an erstwhile Premier of Qld would have put it:
‘Don’t you worry about that’.
I just liked all the gymnastics the article did just to say the Bible says fuck all about the good bits.
If the oldest sons bred with their sisters, the sisters would have been several decades younger if they came after Seth. But you know, these religious types never worry about age of girls.
speaking of bullshit fairytales
Clever girl meme:
Kingy said:
Clevergirlmeme:
Oh fuck…I’m really sick of seeing this stupid woman.
kii said:
Kingy said:
Clevergirlmeme:
Oh fuck…I’m really sick of seeing this stupid woman.
Could you elucidate on this in the form of interpretive dance?
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:
Kingy said:
Clever
girlmeme:
Oh fuck…I’m really sick of seeing this stupid woman.
Could you elucidate on this in the form of interpretive dance?
also these faceless social media users should cut female humans some slack, especially those whose stupidity seems not to prevent them from earning a postgraduate degree and other significant achievements like international representation
alleged
SCIENCE said:
speaking of bullshit fairytales
Clever.
:)
HMS King Prince Charles seen returning to Rosyth immediately after
the captain realises he forgot to bring any aeroplanes with him.
Divine Angel said:
The Spice Girls getting ready for their reunion at Edinburgh’s Fringe.
Baby Spice (in the middle) says “we’re just waiting on Sporty and Posh
to arrive before we start rehearsing”
fsm said:
That’s a bit unfair: any man shooting people with their homemade orange launcher is still a teen at heart.
Kingy said:
LOL
fsm said:
fsm said:
Ha!
:)
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Ha!
:)
Here:
Spiny Norman said:
Hale and Pace, ‘The Management’:
JudgeMental said:
JudgeMental said:
:)
JudgeMental said:
Uh-oh…
I tried this and it’s real.
And quite amusing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoogleEarthFinds/comments/1li88w7/interesting_creature/
From my own Google Earth. ->
Spiny Norman said:
I tried this and it’s real.
And quite amusing.https://www.reddit.com/r/GoogleEarthFinds/comments/1li88w7/interesting_creature/
From my own Google Earth. ->
Bloody GMO
dv said:
:)
roughbarked said:
Apparently he moved his wedding to a private “island” which is inaccessible once the bridges are lifted, because of the protests.
Not wrong though. That sort of money can fix a lot of problems in the world.
Divine Angel said:
roughbarked said:
Apparently he moved his wedding to a private “island” which is inaccessible once the bridges are lifted, because of the protests.
Not wrong though. That sort of money can fix a lot of problems in the world.
Pretty sure it’d still be accessible by boat.
roughbarked said:
Fair comment.
kii said:
LOLOLOLOL
Spiny Norman said:
Trick question :)
Spiny Norman said:
It would work for that Jebus guy
Spiny Norman said:
Cool.
Cymek said:
Spiny Norman said:
It would work for that Jebus guy
kii said:
Ha!
Spiny Norman said:
F’real?
satire. i think.
DUI hire
kii said:
DUI hire
Brought to you by the makers of Alabama Man
Divine Angel said:
That would be interesting indeed.
Bogsnorkler said:
satire. i think.
:)
Divine Angel said:
:)
For the next time you’re in Canberra, or the NT for Australia Day:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DH00hWyxkGa/?igsh=M3FzYXlzNWN0ZTZ6
Divine Angel said:
Sorry, to quibble, but the C in VanCe should be visible as they is already a C in Can on the board. Likewise V in Vance should also be turned over in themselVes.
A valiant attempt at humour by someone, but gees, get the details right.
Regret:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEOMUvZzIxu/?igsh=dmVlb3JxbTR4OXlt
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
Sorry, to quibble, but the C in VanCe should be visible as they is already a C in Can on the board. Likewise V in Vance should also be turned over in themselVes.
A valiant attempt at humour by someone, but gees, get the details right.
Quibble away. I always get irked by these when they fail.
Bogsnorkler said:
Imagine that sirens blaring at 40km/h.
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Literally LOL :)
I’m so using that.
Governments often only pay lip service to those who are sinister buttocks.
The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Literally LOL :)
Noice
“the whole enterprise of constructing a thesaurus is predicated on a fiction.”
LOL
fsm said:
Someone did nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace, but withdrew the application on Monday. At some point, I assume Trump will claim he declined the prize. (Pretty sure he has said that in the past?)
Divine Angel said:
Always did like the sound of West Virginia.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
Always did like the sound of West Virginia.
Poorest State in the Union, in more ways than one.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
Always did like the sound of West Virginia.
Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin’ like a breeze
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
Always did like the sound of West Virginia.
Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin’ like a breeze
That was the sound I was thinking of.
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
Always did like the sound of West Virginia.
Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin’ like a breeze
I hate that song. Hate is a strong word, but I really do hate it…
furious said:
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:Always did like the sound of West Virginia.
Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin’ like a breeze
I hate that song. Hate is a strong word, but I really do hate it…
I never found it worthy of love or hate.
roughbarked said:
furious said:
Peak Warming Man said:Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin’ like a breeze
I hate that song. Hate is a strong word, but I really do hate it…
I never found it worthy of love or hate.
They do seem to be rather harmless words to be subject to furious hatred.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
Always did like the sound of West Virginia.
Also known as “West By God Virginia” for some reason.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
furious said:I hate that song. Hate is a strong word, but I really do hate it…
I never found it worthy of love or hate.
They do seem to be rather harmless words to be subject to furious hatred.
I don’t know the words, it is the whole song, not just the lyrics. I had to search to confirm it was the song I suspected it was. The overall sound of the song just really annoys me…
furious said:
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:Always did like the sound of West Virginia.
Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin’ like a breeze
I hate that song. Hate is a strong word, but I really do hate it…
What about Thank God I’m a Country Boy?
furious said:
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:Always did like the sound of West Virginia.
Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin’ like a breeze
I hate that song. Hate is a strong word, but I really do hate it…
thank god you’re not a country boy.
My mother had an abortion before getting pregnant with me. I’ve literally had Christian fuckwits ask me “wHaT IF sHe hAd aBOrtEd yOu!?!?”
Divine Angel said:
I’n‘t Texas is going to elect a socialist government with a massive majority any time soon
Cats …. very weird.
https://x.com/i/status/1937873704362578250
(A cat is sitting on the bank of a river. An alligator parks on the bank right in front of the cat, who then proceeds to walk up to the alligator … and right up its head to over its back)
fsm said:
Ha!
Spiny Norman said:
Cats …. very weird.https://x.com/i/status/1937873704362578250
(A cat is sitting on the bank of a river. An alligator parks on the bank right in front of the cat, who then proceeds to walk up to the alligator … and right up its head to over its back)
Huh!
‘…coutier..’?
Perhaps…‘couture’?
captain_spalding said:
‘…coutier..’?Perhaps…‘couture’?
And the spelling of emperor.
what about havn’t. I think one of the beauties of intelligence is the ability to overlook minor mistakes as long as one gets the message.
Deev’s index isn’t working for me again, so pretend this is the ‘Elon Hate’ thread.
Not really a meme but I wanted to express my appreciation for Dave’s willingness to let the hate flow through him.
dv said:
Not really a meme but I wanted to express my appreciation for Dave’s willingness to let the hate flow through him.
Palpatine would be proud – although I’m pretty sure the plans the Bothans stole were in an encrypted pdf format.
Just starting a download of a higher-resolution copy of Blade Runner 1982, and had a laugh at the last step before starting the download – “Click here if you aren’t a robot”.
Bogsnorkler said:
Like the last two.
First one too true to be funny :)
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
What about the vegan lycra-clad cyclist?
Bogsnorkler said:
Shakes head.
Bogsnorkler said:
LOL
kii said:
LOLOL.
That is so me!
:)
kii said:
:)
Michael V said:
kii said:
:)
Make that :))
Has this been posted before?
fsm said:
…ewww
Yep, I saw the blur too.
Divine Angel said:
Yep, I saw the blur too.
Don’t all the others cancel each other out?
Spiny Norman said:
Reputable news service?
Spiny Norman said:
Damn those plate tectonics
Spiny Norman said:
Far canal.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Far canal.
I thought this was probably the work of CNN’s newsbots, but having now done my own research and discovered that it is from October 2013 I now think we can probably blame the humans.
Divine Angel said:
There’s certainly some variety there…
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
There’s certainly some variety there…
But who ya gunna call?
fsm said:
IC, @ UNI
Cars, trains, planes, ships, ferries…
My childhood was plagued by spewing in cars.
Mother tried a remedy that the woman in Kanga Kennedy’s Milk Bar in Tea Gardens, Port Stephens, assured her would work.
Tomato juice!
Guess who spewed tomato juice all over herself, her siblings, and the car seat?
I was also told to focus on the horizon, but I was very shortsighted, and no one had figured that out.
In my fuzzy world THERE WAS NO HORIZON!! Only close up views of my siblings covered in various things that my stomach had ejected in a warm gush of stinky liquid. Oh, and tomato juice.
People in SEQ/NSW be like
Goodnight, Australia 🫡
Divine Angel said:
Goodnight, Australia 🫡
Oh, been there.
Oh, done that.
kii said:
Ha
LOLOLOL 😆
dv said:
I like the large footprint, too.
not keen on my new shirt from Temu.
gotta start buying a different cut of bacon
Bogsnorkler said:
not keen on my new shirt from Temu.
At least it’s not on fire.
Bogsnorkler said:
not keen on my new shirt from Temu.
Looks like on of those toys pre-schoolers have to practice fine motor skills.
Bogsnorkler said:
not keen on my new shirt from Temu.
Is it to replicate trying to button up a shirt extremely drunk
Cymek said:
Bogsnorkler said:
not keen on my new shirt from Temu.
Is it to replicate trying to button up a shirt extremely drunk
It’s AI design, so if you have an AI number of fingers, you might find it quite straightforward.
Bogsnorkler said:
That’s not how it’s supposed to work.
Bogsnorkler said:
A little from Column A, a little from Column B, with side effects from Column C.
kii said:
:)
fsm said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
dv said:
Ha!
:)
PNG Trish gave us some frozen fish today. No scaling required.
Actually, I don’t scale fish before cooking. The fish remnants are made into stock. The scales dissolve in hot water.
Michael V said:
dv said:
Ha!
:)
PNG Trish gave us some frozen fish today. No scaling required.
Actually, I don’t scale fish before cooking. The fish remnants are made into stock. The scales dissolve in hot water.
That’s my learning for today.
ruby said:
LOL
Michael V said:
dv said:
Ha!
:)
PNG Trish gave us some frozen fish today. No scaling required.
Actually, I don’t scale fish before cooking. The fish remnants are made into stock. The scales dissolve in hot water.
Nice, your fish stock would be chock full of goodness.
Peak Warming Man said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
Ha!
:)
PNG Trish gave us some frozen fish today. No scaling required.
Actually, I don’t scale fish before cooking. The fish remnants are made into stock. The scales dissolve in hot water.
That’s my learning for today.
They are good for you, too. Made of collagen and gelatin and other good stuff, apparently.
ruby said:
LOLOLOLOL
:)
ruby said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
Ha!
:)
PNG Trish gave us some frozen fish today. No scaling required.
Actually, I don’t scale fish before cooking. The fish remnants are made into stock. The scales dissolve in hot water.
Nice, your fish stock would be chock full of goodness.
Yep.
:)
Michael V said:
dv said:
Ha!
:)
PNG Trish gave us some frozen fish today. No scaling required.
Actually, I don’t scale fish before cooking. The fish remnants are made into stock. The scales dissolve in hot water.
What kind of fish
dv said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
Ha!
:)
PNG Trish gave us some frozen fish today. No scaling required.
Actually, I don’t scale fish before cooking. The fish remnants are made into stock. The scales dissolve in hot water.
What kind of fish
I forgot to ask. I’ll let you know when I find out.
ruby said:
Like.
fsm said:
The hairbrush for my Mum…
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Bogsnorkler said:
Dear oh dear.
Bogsnorkler said:
omg
Bogsnorkler said:
Shakes head.
Bogsnorkler said:
:}
Bogsnorkler said:
LOLOLOL
Bogsnorkler said:
Uh-oh.
Kingy said:
Very fair comment.
Bogsnorkler said:
Oh, gourd…
Divine Angel said:
Snigger.
Nnnnnnope.
If I ever opened a shop, it may well be like this.
I’m gonna need to object :-D
Bloomberg News shares a love of the classics:
…
Is the Dollar Resting, or Nailed to Its Perch?
Tariff uncertainty must end to determine whether there’s still life in the old bird.
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/newsletters/2025-07-07/is-the-dollar-resting-or-nailed-to-its-perch
Not a good success rate for old mate here.
Spiny Norman said:
Not a good success rate for old mate here.
One date from 1200+ chats? Whoever that is, they’re sending up red flags and their potential dates dodged a bullet.
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
Not a good success rate for old mate here.
One date from 1200+ chats? Whoever that is, they’re sending up red flags and their potential dates dodged a bullet.
Yup.
fsm said:
Lunch will be mushroom soup followed by beef wellington.
Tau.Neutrino said:
fsm said:
Lunch will be mushroom soup followed by beef wellington.
You’re both idiots.
Spiny Norman said:
Not a good success rate for old mate here.
Damn
kii said:
Uh-oh.
Michael V said:
kii said:
Uh-oh.
Tamb said:
Michael V said:
kii said:
Uh-oh.
That’s why you come here. To converse with a better class of idiots.
No, I’ve met some really interesting idiots in the wild. Most of the idiots here are boring and just lack creativity in their responses.
Mouthing off the same old, same old crap.
Though if you watch carefully it’s an interesting study of humans.
I just love all the polite “niceness” and regurgitated reactions.
kii said:
Tamb said:
Michael V said:Uh-oh.
That’s why you come here. To converse with a better class of idiots.No, I’ve met some really interesting idiots in the wild. Most of the idiots here are boring and just lack creativity in their responses.
Mouthing off the same old, same old crap.
Though if you watch carefully it’s an interesting study of humans.
I just love all the polite “niceness” and regurgitated reactions.
LOL 😂😂
Bogsnorkler said:
kii said:
Tamb said:That’s why you come here. To converse with a better class of idiots.
No, I’ve met some really interesting idiots in the wild. Most of the idiots here are boring and just lack creativity in their responses.
Mouthing off the same old, same old crap.
Though if you watch carefully it’s an interesting study of humans.
I just love all the polite “niceness” and regurgitated reactions.
LOL 😂😂
And you, you’re one of the most unimaginative people here. Regurgitating my responses to your best buddy.
I shouldn’t laugh, but …
https://www.reddit.com/r/interesting/comments/1ltyt30/where_you_going/
The Matrix screen is just sushi recipes.
Based.
Keep the dream alive.
dv said:
Well that’s pretty useless.
The only bit of the hand we can see is not under the microscope.
dv said:
Fuck me dead.
dv said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
Can confirm.
Also flaring too low makes for a had landing that the self-loading freight doesn’t like. Fortunately only once I managed to land the 747 hard enough to deploy the rubber jungle.
Divine Angel said:
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Divine Angel said:
Can confirm.
Oh good. You can’t just trust people on the internet, it’s handy to have an actual expert ya know
Giggle
Spiny Norman said:
Giggle
:)
dv said:
Took me a moment, but :)
dv said:
Heh.
Spiny Norman said:
dv said:
Took me a moment, but :)
Yeah.
Bit of a groan in the end, was it worth it?
Spiny Norman said:
dv said:
Took me a moment, but :)
Glad you prompted me to go back and give it further consideration :)
dv said:
LOL
dv said:
Dear oh dear.
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
I’ll wait and see what the v brothers think about it before I comment.
Bogsnorkler said:
Now that is very clever :)
Worst marriage proposal ever.
Bogsnorkler said:
First time I read that as before lunch, which works just as well.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
I’ll wait and see what the v brothers think about it before I comment.
7/10
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
I’ll wait and see what the v brothers think about it before I comment.
7/10
The Russian judge gave it 10/10.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said::)
I’ll wait and see what the v brothers think about it before I comment.
7/10
The Russian judge gave it 10/10.
Is the desk below a window?
Divine Angel said:
USA is lower than I expected on both scales.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
USA is lower than I expected on both scales.
fsm said:
:)
kii said:
LOLOLOL
kii said:
Apparently this actually happened.
I will not be googling to find out.
Bogsnorkler said:
PMSL!
:)
😎
Divine Angel said:
😎
Ha!
:)
There’s a fine line between memes and US politics.
Divine Angel said:
There’s a fine line between memes and US politics.
Just trying to avoid Trump grabbing her by the ….
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
There’s a fine line between memes and US politics.
Just trying to avoid Trump grabbing her by the ….
プッシー
Divine Angel said:
There’s a fine line between memes and US politics.
I don’t think Abe has been Japan’s Prime Minister for a while.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
There’s a fine line between memes and US politics.
I don’t think Abe has been Japan’s Prime Minister for a while.
Or alive.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
There’s a fine line between memes and US politics.
I don’t think Abe has been Japan’s Prime Minister for a while.
Or alive.
Gosh. I’d completely forgotten about that.
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:I don’t think Abe has been Japan’s Prime Minister for a while.
Or alive.
Gosh. I’d completely forgotten about that.
There is a lot to keep track of. It’s stressful.
fsm said:
lol
fsm said:
PMSL!
:)
:)
Holy Shit!
Kingy said:
Holy Shit!
LOL
Bogsnorkler said:
Thanks. That made me laugh and I am still smiling.
:)
are we living in a simulation?
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Thanks. That made me laugh and I am still smiling.
:)
And also it is very useful.
meh
It’s an old joke.
only 90% of people will get this. Don’t be that 1%.
One of you who knows about fishing will have to tell me about this one.
dv said:
One of you who knows about fishing will have to tell me about this one.
Maybe try “salmon fishing vs trout fishing”
dv said:
fsm said:
dv said:
Rejected by the Rebel Alliance for looking crazy
https://youtu.be/FvFY2Stxlzc?si=ILu9kjrMziCALusM
Portishead: All mine
—-
I did see a suggestion that PH should have been invited to create a Bond theme
Heh, well played Mr Shop Assistant.
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1lybf37/maybe_maybe_maybe/
Spiny Norman said:
Lol…sigh
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
Lol…sigh
Could have a counter argument about New England and England
Cymek said:
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
Lol…sigh
Could have a counter argument about New England and England
There are similar statements all the time on Quora, about small little-known places such as London.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Cymek said:
kii said:Lol…sigh
Could have a counter argument about New England and England
There are similar statements all the time on Quora, about small little-known places such as London.
I wonder how many of them are real rather than troll posts.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Cymek said:Could have a counter argument about New England and England
There are similar statements all the time on Quora, about small little-known places such as London.
I wonder how many of them are real rather than troll posts.
Fewer than 0%, probably :)
“Still got the fish”
Neophyte said:
Giggle.
kii said:
Ha!
Coldplay’s ‘kiss cam’ finds mortified tech CEO and alleged HR-chief mistress
Coldplay’s Chris Martin joked two crowd goers must be “having an affair” after they frantically hid from the concert kiss cam – as the pair are identified.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/tours/coldplays-kiss-cam-finds-mortified-tech-ceo-and-alleged-hrchief-mistress/news-story/3f065087c9c0dfc9aa4b0147e38fe393%3famp
Witty Rejoinder said:
Coldplay’s ‘kiss cam’ finds mortified tech CEO and alleged HR-chief mistressColdplay’s Chris Martin joked two crowd goers must be “having an affair” after they frantically hid from the concert kiss cam – as the pair are identified.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/tours/coldplays-kiss-cam-finds-mortified-tech-ceo-and-alleged-hrchief-mistress/news-story/3f065087c9c0dfc9aa4b0147e38fe393%3famp
Another cheating CEO….oh AI and data….the memes… bring on the memes
JudgeMental said:
It must be true because it’s written in the Daily Mail.
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
It must be true because it’s written in the Daily Mail.
daily wail.
“The old man’s mad”, says Chewie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9rlb1QAqM
That just seems soooo wrong.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Coldplay’s ‘kiss cam’ finds mortified tech CEO and alleged HR-chief mistressColdplay’s Chris Martin joked two crowd goers must be “having an affair” after they frantically hid from the concert kiss cam – as the pair are identified.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/tours/coldplays-kiss-cam-finds-mortified-tech-ceo-and-alleged-hrchief-mistress/news-story/3f065087c9c0dfc9aa4b0147e38fe393%3famp
Evening all.
Just got home from work.
The new driver got my truck bogged while I was 50 km away and had to wait until I got to dig it out, so I’m late to fndc.
What news?
Kingy said:
Evening all.Just got home from work.
The new driver got my truck bogged while I was 50 km away and had to wait until I got to dig it out, so I’m late to fndc.
What news?
Not a lot this end.
Kingy said:
:)
dv said:
Water always finds its own level..
Old jungle saying
Ian said:
dv said:
Water always finds its own level..
Old jungle saying
Ian said:
“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness,”
dv said:
Water always finds its own level..
Old jungle saying
JudgeMental said:
Ian said:“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness,”
dv said:
Water always finds its own level..
Old jungle saying
“Many a mickle makes a muckle.”
Tamb said:
Ian said:
dv said:
Water always finds its own level..
Old jungle saying
Adopted by The Phantom?
No. It was one of my father’s catch phrases. Wife a I were doing a very hurried water level job in front of an old building.. renovating stables.. but I hadn’t got hold of any clear plastic ends so we had an end of hose each, a jug of water and a piece of chalk.. me saying.. water always finds its own level and mrs threatening to kill me :)
kii said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
LOL
Divine Angel said:
But will Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch fit?
Woodie said:
Divine Angel said:
But will Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch fit?
I bought an enormous Platform Ticket when we visited there in 1965. I still have it somewhere. I think it might be in the same memorabilia box as my Vatican stamps and coin.
Woodie said:
Divine Angel said:
But will Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch fit?
But is it even a proper name:
“The long name was supposedly contrived in 1869 as an early publicity stunt to give the station the longest name of any railway station in Britain. According to Sir John Morris-Jones the name was created by a local tailor, whose name he did not confide, letting the secret die with him. This form of the name adds a reference to the whirlpool in the Menai Strait known as the Swellies and to the small chapel of St. Tysilio, located on a nearby island. The final -gogogoch (“red cave”) is supposed to have been an addition inspired by the Cardiganshire parish of Llandysiliogogo, rather than by any local features.
Literally translated, the long form of the name means: “ church of Mary (Llanfair) pool (pwll) of the white hazels (gwyn gyll) near to (go ger) the fierce whirlpool (y chwyrn drobwll) the church of Tysilio (Llantysilio) of the red cave (gogo goch)”. Various elements have occasionally been translated differently, for example “the white pool among the hazel trees” or “the cave of St Tysilio the Red”.
The true originator and date of the longer version of the name is less certain, however: an ecclesiastical directory published a few years before the claimed renaming gives what it calls the “full” parish name in the slightly differing form of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerbwlltysiliogogo (“St Mary’s church of the pool of the white hazels over against the pool of St Tysilio Gogo “), while Llan-vair-pwll-gwyn-gyll-goger-bwll-dysilio-gogo appears in a paper on placenames published in 1849, its author noting that “the name was generally abridged” by locals. While the addition regarding the Swellies is supposed only to have been made in the 1860s, early 19th century guidebooks had already suggested a derivation of the element pwllgwyngyll from pwll, gwyn and gwyll (“gloomy raging pool”), in reference to the Swellies.”
One of my favourites.
kii said:
:)
kii said:
I wonder if they had red skin lollies ?
Cymek said:
kii said:
I wonder if they had red skin lollies ?
No, I think they are uniquely Australian. I loved them.
This is apparently real.
Cheesus.
Spiny Norman said:
This is apparently real.
Cheesus.
Reminds me of this guy
kii said:
:)
fsm said:
True enough.
Been watching the old (1970) British TV series, UFO.
It’s got a pretty good goof in it.
And dialogue that’s not often used these days.
Spiny Norman said:
PMSL
:)
This is pretty cool:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIrjgRQOaPM/?igsh=MWtuc296ejFkemdlOA==
Witty Rejoinder said:
This is pretty cool:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIrjgRQOaPM/?igsh=MWtuc296ejFkemdlOA==
Not really; it’s just a slight variation on Kundt’s tube.
btm said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
This is pretty cool:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIrjgRQOaPM/?igsh=MWtuc296ejFkemdlOA==
Not really; it’s just a slight variation on Kundt’s tube.
Slight?
Witty Rejoinder said:
btm said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
This is pretty cool:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIrjgRQOaPM/?igsh=MWtuc296ejFkemdlOA==
Not really; it’s just a slight variation on Kundt’s tube.
Slight?
I mean the zoomers aren’t going to deploy a Kundt Tube at their next rave party.
Witty Rejoinder said:
This is pretty cool:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIrjgRQOaPM/?igsh=MWtuc296ejFkemdlOA==
:)
Spiny Norman said:
:)
fsm said:
Strictly speaking it doesn’t make much sense.
It was his own money anyway so the swearing was completely gratuitous.
AussieDJ said:
Nice that they let him take his wig.
dv said:
O…K
AussieDJ said:
:)
Snort
He didn’t that one coming.
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1m9brgz/maybe_maybe_maybe
Orlando Epilepsy Centre sign.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1m9dqc8/orlando_epilepsy_center
HBDV
JudgeMental said:
:)
JudgeMental said:
JudgeMental said:
Tamb said:
JudgeMental said:
Looks like a line from “Black Betty”
Bugger. Too slow.
Tamb said:
JudgeMental said:
Looks like a line from “Black Betty”
Whoa.
JudgeMental said:
What do the 11% call it?
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
What do the 11% call it?
coitus proboscis.
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
What do the 11% call it?
coitus proboscis.
Ha! :)
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
What do the 11% call it?
Shebangabang.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
What do the 11% call it?
Biscay I guess.
party_pants said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
What do the 11% call it?
Biscay I guess.
It is that.
Just a wee bit embarrassing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1ma8ayk/they_built_the_stairs_in_the_wrong_direction
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
What do the 11% call it?
Biscavia
dv said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
What do the 11% call it?
Biscavia
where the biscotti come from.
dv said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
What do the 11% call it?
Biscavia
Y viva Biscavia!
I’m taking the Bay of Biscay plane
Y viva Biscavia!
And then the sunny submarine
Y viva Biscavia!
etc etc
AussieDJ said:
He was fine with Saddam Hussein though.
fsm said:
Dear oh dear.
Bubblecar said:
fsm said:
Dear oh dear.
He had a lisp, and was misinterpreted when he said he’d sold the patent for a thong.
Spiny Norman said:
Heh, well played.https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMemers/comments/1m89aes/id_definitely_do_this
LOLOL
:)
I did indeed LOL.
Onya Puss.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1mb3sk7/what_would_you_do_in_this_case
Spiny Norman said:
I did indeed LOL.
Onya Puss.https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1mb3sk7/what_would_you_do_in_this_case
LOLOL
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
I did indeed LOL.
Onya Puss.https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1mb3sk7/what_would_you_do_in_this_case
LOLOL
That is rather good!
From Scotland:
The Rev Dodgson said:
From Scotland:
Ha :)
Sarahs mum would approve.
I have a monopoly on this meme.
Kingy said:
I have a monopoly on this meme.
I’ll give you $200 and free parking
Kingy said:
I have a monopoly on this meme.
COP WON’T GET HIS HAND OFF YOUR PENIS – GET OUT OF JAIL FREE.
Bubblecar said:
COP WON’T GET HIS HAND OFF YOUR PENIS – GET OUT OF JAIL FREE.
Thanks, man. If this really works, I’ll never have to post bail again!
I wonder how many vampires have been run over by someone backing out of a parking bay because they couldn’t see them in their mirrors?
I heard a bloke today describing his ex-girlfriend as having been rogered more times than a policemans radio.
JudgeMental said:
I wonder how many vampires have been run over by someone backing out of a parking bay because they couldn’t see them in their mirrors?
at least 7
No one has suggested this solution before.
Kingy said:
I have a monopoly on this meme.
Love it
Kingy said:
I heard a bloke today describing his ex-girlfriend as having been rogered more times than a policemans radio.
Shit, some men are despicable. Hopefully that woman has moved on to a better life, and has realised her worth.
What do we call men who fuck a lot of women? We see them as “studs” or something complimentary, and nothing derogatory is said about them.
It’s always the women who are labeled negatively as sluts or whores. They are made fun of by groups of men in pubs and everyone laughs at the “jokes”.
Hopefully any woman interested in him realises he is a piece of shit and gets far away from him.
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Spiny Norman said:
LOL
dv said:
TATE confirms that the Em Elevin is indeed the10th longest motorway in the UK.
Divine Angel said:
You’re gonna give Boris a boner.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
You’re gonna give Boris a boner.
never let the client near the pms book.
old jungle saying.
The little green fellow does a very impressive job of hanging on, far longer than I would have thought.
dv said:
:)
Bloke in the US (I presume) giving exactly zero farks about towing the rented trailer.
On its side.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsTowingThings/comments/1mdy3ra/tips_for_not_towing_your_uhaul
Spiny Norman said:
Bloke in the US (I presume) giving exactly zero farks about towing the rented trailer.
On its side.https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsTowingThings/comments/1mdy3ra/tips_for_not_towing_your_uhaul
The cops like idiots.
I wonder if cats know how amusing they can be at times.
https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1me4sk7/i_cant_believe_it
Spiny Norman said:
Not the fastest agility dog, but she had fun and entertained the crowd.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dogvideos/comments/1meh0uh/the_goodest_girl_in_whole_entire_world
Spiny Norman said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJverdoLwTkHeh.
An oldie but a goodie. There’s also a redemption video. Just as good.
fsm said:
You probably have to be of a certain vintage for that.
buffy said:
fsm said:
You probably have to be of a certain vintage for that.
What do you mean?
Released in 1979.
Just the other day.
dv said:
What about vomit?
The cat now has a full charge.
Spiny Norman said:
The cat now has a full charge.
LOL
Divine Angel said:
:)
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
It was a bit amped up.
Cymek said:
:)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AyhJP92fM4M
Jimmy Car nails it again. :)
Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxqHn6rJwN78vkmr2×3WADYRSrIo7b6-Ad
ChrispenEvan said:
Something for DA and Mini to consider carefully.
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
Huh.
fsm said:
LOL
The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
Right up there with Devon/fritz/luncheon rolled with mashed potato 👍🏼
Divine Angel said:
Right up there with Devon/fritz/luncheon rolled with mashed potato 👍🏼
Add Golden Circle pineapple chunks and it’s Hawaiian…
Neophyte said:
Divine Angel said:
Right up there with Devon/fritz/luncheon rolled with mashed potato 👍🏼
Add Golden Circle pineapple chunks and it’s Hawaiian…
Cue Hawaiian guitar:
Aloha ‘oe, aloha ‘oe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
Divine Angel said:
Right up there with Devon/fritz/luncheon rolled with mashed potato 👍🏼
You cannot escape!
Spiny Norman said:
Divine Angel said:
Right up there with Devon/fritz/luncheon rolled with mashed potato 👍🏼
You cannot escape!
That stuff will outlive us all!
AussieDJ said:
LOL
AussieDJ said:
LOLOL
fsm said:
👀
fsm said:
Yes, nothing like a good book in front of a roaring fire.
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Yes, nothing like a good book in front of a roaring fire.
Yes, nothing like a good book to start a roaring fire.
ChrispenEvan said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Yes, nothing like a good book in front of a roaring fire.
Yes, nothing like a good book to start a roaring fire.
MIL works in an op shop, thought we would be interested in a book called Trumpedia. This is where it ended up, having remained unread.
Divine Angel said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Peak Warming Man said:Yes, nothing like a good book in front of a roaring fire.
Yes, nothing like a good book to start a roaring fire.
MIL works in an op shop, thought we would be interested in a book called Trumpedia. This is where it ended up, having remained unread.
“
Covering Trumpian essentials like Mar-a-Lago, Kim Jong-Un, The Mooch, ‘covfefe’, Miss Universe, fast food and of course Vladimir Putin, among other trending topics, Trumpedia is packed with the 45th president’s least favourite things – facts and jokes.
Featuring his unlikely successes in television, wrestling and politics, along with disasters like Trump Vodka, Trump ‘University’ and Trump Child Incarceration, Trumpedia is a roller coaster ride from the absurd to the ridiculous to the genuinely disturbing. It’s just like following Trump on Twitter.
About the Author
Dom Knight is one of the founders of The Chaser, and as a writer on most of their projects he was definitely responsible for all of the jokes you liked and none of the bad ones. In recent years he’s also presented serious programmes on ABC Radio and a silly one on Triple M.”
Has a 5 star rating.
From a massive 1 review.
Might’ve been read after the first term, but there’s nothing amusing now. Gave me the ick just looking at it.
Neophyte said:
Fair.
:)
Divine Angel said:
Might’ve been read after the first term, but there’s nothing amusing now. Gave me the ick just looking at it.
fair enough :)
I love a book burning, it makes you want to break into a few verses of the Internationale.
Peak Warming Man said:
I love a book burning
Y’ever thought of biting the bullet and moving to rural Florida?
dv said:
Peak Warming Man said:
I love a book burning
Y’ever thought of biting the bullet and moving to rural Florida?
Live with the gators as well
Tbf it’s only the major Show called the Ekka. We don’t say Caboolture Ekka or Logan Ekka.
dv said:
IDGI.
“During my time at CERN in the late 1980s, I came across this parody of Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky pinned to a door. I was intrigued enough to make a copy – and I’ve kept it ever since.
I’m sharing it here in the hope that you’ll enjoy it as much as I did. I’d love to hear your thoughts.”
Gutsy move, picking up a teargas grenade.
https://www.reddit.com/r/chaoticgood/comments/1mht6o1/badass_motherfucker_chilean_defuses_tear_gas
Laziest dog argument ever.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dogvideos/comments/1mhcxim/laziest_dog_argument_ever
fsm said:
idgi
dv said:
fsm said:
idgi
surely you’re joking mr voss?
dv said:
fsm said:
idgi
A suitcase, briefcase etc. You’re never going to get it cleaned up enough for future use.
party_pants said:
dv said:
fsm said:
idgi
A suitcase, briefcase etc. You’re never going to get it cleaned up enough for future use.
Yeah but the meme seems ill-formulated.
Peak Warming Man said:
I love a book burning, it makes you want to break into a few verses of the Internationale.
Hitler was rightwing you dickhead.
Just keep on slowly increasing the interaction, until the alligator decides to bite the crap out of him.
Yeah that makes sense.
Always The Brothers Grimm.
Hello
Cymek said:
Hello
Some amusing real intelligence in today’s SMH from ms. Wilcox.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Some amusing real intelligence in today’s SMH from ms. Wilcox.
True enough LOL
fsm said:
He looks a right birk.
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
He looks a right birk.
Or berk, or burk.
Over.
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
He looks a right birk.
Or berk, or burk.
Over.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burke’s_Peerage
The Rev Dodgson said:
Some amusing real intelligence in today’s SMH from ms. Wilcox.
Good one, saved.
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
He looks a right birk.
Or berk, or burk.
Over.
Burk, short for Berkshire hunt, rhyming slang.
fsm said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:He looks a right birk.
Or berk, or burk.
Over.
Burk, short for Berkshire hunt, rhyming slang.
Berkshire (the county of my birth) is pronounced “Barksher”.
Peak Warming Man said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
He looks a right birk.
Or berk, or burk.
Over.
Burque.
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
He looks a right bork.
That teacher looks like a forumite…
ChrispenEvan said:
That teacher looks like a forumite…
:)
Lacking Brains Video – Man Sent Flying By Explosion After Opening Oil Tanker Lid While Smoking Cigarette
https://www.reddit.com/r/AussieMemes/comments/1mjvu32/guard_your_hot_chips_like_gold
Life is difficult and tiring and not everyone can afford the high costs of an escapist vacation. This where my idea comes in.
He’s an idea’s man.
Spiny Norman said:
Lacking Brains Video – Man Sent Flying By Explosion After Opening Oil Tanker Lid While Smoking Cigarettehttps://www.reddit.com/r/AussieMemes/comments/1mjvu32/guard_your_hot_chips_like_gold
Not sure what that has to do with hot chips and gulls.
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
Lacking Brains Video – Man Sent Flying By Explosion After Opening Oil Tanker Lid While Smoking Cigarettehttps://www.reddit.com/r/AussieMemes/comments/1mjvu32/guard_your_hot_chips_like_gold
Not sure what that has to do with hot chips and gulls.
Wrong link sorry.
The high temperature at one of Finland’s northernmost weather stations, in the municipality of Sodankylä (Lapland region) within the Arctic Circle at latitude 67.3°N, reached at least 25°C for 26 days in a row.
Records date back to 1908.
Spiny Norman said:
Lacking Brains Video – Man Sent Flying By Explosion After Opening Oil Tanker Lid While Smoking Cigarettehttps://www.reddit.com/r/AussieMemes/comments/1mjvu32/guard_your_hot_chips_like_gold
I’d be fuming.
Here’s one for PWM
Divine Angel said:
Here’s one for PWM
LOL
It’s always fascinating when people turn against themselves to become someone everyone else thinks is a wanker.
In this case, his bio dad is Japanese, Dean Cain has joined ICE. (He has also said his bio dad was a shit person, so maybe he’s really just trying to metaphorically purge his own non-white DNA as a trauma response.)
Divine Angel said:
It’s always fascinating when people turn against themselves to become someone everyone else thinks is a wanker.In this case, his bio dad is Japanese, Dean Cain has joined ICE. (He has also said his bio dad was a shit person, so maybe he’s really just trying to metaphorically purge his own non-white DNA as a trauma response.)
I think we watched Lois and Clark. But we also watched Smallville. It’s entirely possible they are muddled in my head.
buffy said:
Divine Angel said:
It’s always fascinating when people turn against themselves to become someone everyone else thinks is a wanker.In this case, his bio dad is Japanese, Dean Cain has joined ICE. (He has also said his bio dad was a shit person, so maybe he’s really just trying to metaphorically purge his own non-white DNA as a trauma response.)
I think we watched Lois and Clark. But we also watched Smallville. It’s entirely possible they are muddled in my head.
The ICE victims
Surely they contribute to the economy if nothing else
They may be illegal but the jerbz they “steal” would anyone else want them as I can imagine many would be quite horrible.
Divine Angel said:
It’s always fascinating when people turn against themselves to become someone everyone else thinks is a wanker.In this case, his bio dad is Japanese, Dean Cain has joined ICE. (He has also said his bio dad was a shit person, so maybe he’s really just trying to metaphorically purge his own non-white DNA as a trauma response.)
That’s weird.
Divine Angel said:
It’s always fascinating when people turn against themselves to become someone everyone else thinks is a wanker.In this case, his bio dad is Japanese, Dean Cain has joined ICE. (He has also said his bio dad was a shit person, so maybe he’s really just trying to metaphorically purge his own non-white DNA as a trauma response.)
what a loser
I refuse to respect his beliefs.
Someone edited Greg Abbott’s Wikipedia thumbnail and this was what his page looked like for almost 20 minutes.
A fluid dynamics cheat sheet, apparently.
Spiny Norman said:
Someone edited Greg Abbott’s Wikipedia thumbnail and this was what his page looked like for almost 20 minutes.
For a while, i worked in a place in Sydney where you needed an i.d. card to get in.
There was a guard, armed with a pistol, at the entry way, and you had to be wearing your photo i.d. card, which had to have the right colours (a red square and a blue square) on it to get in. He’d push the button, and unlock the door.
I decided to replace my photo with a picture of Groucho Marx.
When it was noticed, i was ‘upbraided’ by a couple of different people for being irresponsible, and making a mockery, not taking security seriously, and soon, etc.
When they learnt that i’d been passing in and out of the facility for two weeks with Groucho’s picture in place of mine, they went…well, quiet.
Divine Angel said:
I can see why you have a crush on matt, what a cutie.
matt
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
I can see why you have a crush on matt, what a cutie.
He likes a good scratch behind the ear. Don’t ask me how I know that.
damon
Apparently a serious article.
Jay-sus …
Spiny Norman said:
Apparently a serious article.
Jay-sus …
Why give a headline and lede and no link to the actual article?
esselte said:
Spiny Norman said:
Apparently a serious article.
Jay-sus …
Why give a headline and lede and no link to the actual article?
muro stipendium
dv said:
esselte said:
Spiny Norman said:
Apparently a serious article.
Jay-sus …
Why give a headline and lede and no link to the actual article?
muro stipendium
Dunno what that means. “Wall of ignorance”?
esselte said:
dv said:
esselte said:Why give a headline and lede and no link to the actual article?
muro stipendium
Dunno what that means. “Wall of ignorance”?
pay wall.
ChrispenEvan said:
esselte said:
dv said:muro stipendium
Dunno what that means. “Wall of ignorance”?
pay wall.
Ahh… the Money Game….
I feel like it’s not me, it’s the world that’s sick
We’re given everything we need and we commoditize it
We consume, we destroy, like we’re parasitic
Science tells us that it’s suicide, and still we commit
I’m not sick, we are sick, we are standing on a cliff
In the name of progress, we jump off the precipice
I’m not sick, I’m the virus, you’re the virus, hypocrite
How can you sit there with that smile on and tell me that I’m sick?
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Someone edited Greg Abbott’s Wikipedia thumbnail and this was what his page looked like for almost 20 minutes.
For a while, i worked in a place in Sydney where you needed an i.d. card to get in.
There was a guard, armed with a pistol, at the entry way, and you had to be wearing your photo i.d. card, which had to have the right colours (a red square and a blue square) on it to get in. He’d push the button, and unlock the door.
I decided to replace my photo with a picture of Groucho Marx.
When it was noticed, i was ‘upbraided’ by a couple of different people for being irresponsible, and making a mockery, not taking security seriously, and soon, etc.
When they learnt that i’d been passing in and out of the facility for two weeks with Groucho’s picture in place of mine, they went…well, quiet.
LOL
Divine Angel said:
Yeah.
dv said:
esselte said:
Spiny Norman said:
Apparently a serious article.
Jay-sus …
Why give a headline and lede and no link to the actual article?
muro stipendium
What does that mean?
Neophyte said:
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Heh.
Cats, they can be quite amusing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1mk01yt/careful_planning_leads_to_perfect_execution
Spiny Norman said:
Cats, they can be quite amusing.https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1mk01yt/careful_planning_leads_to_perfect_execution
Lolol…that reminds me of the cat who jumps up, stands for a second…then dismounts.
ROFL, very well done.
Grandma is not impressed.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pranks/comments/1mja3ke/my_ears_were_bleeding
Spiny Norman said:
ROFL, very well done.
Grandma is not impressed.https://www.reddit.com/r/pranks/comments/1mja3ke/my_ears_were_bleeding
It’s a bit cruel.
From a Facebook friend living in Scotland.
The Rev Dodgson said:
From a Facebook friend living in Scotland.
Doesn’t really work though, because nearly every one of those waves was met by resentment, resistance, strife and violence.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
From a Facebook friend living in Scotland.
Doesn’t really work though, because nearly every one of those waves was met by resentment, resistance, strife and violence.
Met by fuck off, we’re full.
Like what apparently has happened to people struggling to get into a boat.
Spiny Norman said:
ROFL, very well done.
Grandma is not impressed.https://www.reddit.com/r/pranks/comments/1mja3ke/my_ears_were_bleeding
LOLOLOL
Great acting.
:)
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
From a Facebook friend living in Scotland.
Doesn’t really work though, because nearly every one of those waves was met by resentment, resistance, strife and violence.
Met by fuck off, we’re full.
Like what apparently has happened to people struggling to get into a boat.
Aye, memory and tradition are really on the side of the anti-immigration lobby in the UK, a side which includes many immigrants and their locally-born descendants (which may seem ironic until you realise that’s always been the case :))
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
From a Facebook friend living in Scotland.
Doesn’t really work though, because nearly every one of those waves was met by resentment, resistance, strife and violence.
Met by fuck off, we’re full.
Like what apparently has happened to people struggling to get into a boat.
I thought it was more directed at those that claim to be pure blood english people. the same people who oppose refugees.
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:Doesn’t really work though, because nearly every one of those waves was met by resentment, resistance, strife and violence.
Met by fuck off, we’re full.
Like what apparently has happened to people struggling to get into a boat.
I thought it was more directed at those that claim to be pure blood english people. the same people who oppose refugees.
Yes but it’s just not the kind of “ethical perspective” they think it is.
Let’s apply it to Australia, for example. It would be something like “we shouldn’t complain about refugees and new immigrants, because all the white people here are immigrants and our arrival didn’t cause any problems…oh, wait…”
Bubblecar said:
ChrispenEvan said:
roughbarked said:Met by fuck off, we’re full.
Like what apparently has happened to people struggling to get into a boat.
I thought it was more directed at those that claim to be pure blood english people. the same people who oppose refugees.
Yes but it’s just not the kind of “ethical perspective” they think it is.
Let’s apply it to Australia, for example. It would be something like “we shouldn’t complain about refugees and new immigrants, because all the white people here are immigrants and our arrival didn’t cause any problems…oh, wait…”
Just leave off the bit after the last “and” (which isn’t suggested in the text) and it makes perfect sense.
Even more so in Australia, because the immigration was so much more recent.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
ChrispenEvan said:I thought it was more directed at those that claim to be pure blood english people. the same people who oppose refugees.
Yes but it’s just not the kind of “ethical perspective” they think it is.
Let’s apply it to Australia, for example. It would be something like “we shouldn’t complain about refugees and new immigrants, because all the white people here are immigrants and our arrival didn’t cause any problems…oh, wait…”
Just leave off the bit after the last “and” (which isn’t suggested in the text) and it makes perfect sense.
Even more so in Australia, because the immigration was so much more recent.
Yes but leaving off the last bit makes no ethical sense.
The text you posted also omitted all the misery, violence and cultural suppression and replacement that accompanied those nice jolly waves of newcomers.
When you do include all that reality, it’s clear that the text isn’t really making much of a point at all.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
ChrispenEvan said:I thought it was more directed at those that claim to be pure blood english people. the same people who oppose refugees.
Yes but it’s just not the kind of “ethical perspective” they think it is.
Let’s apply it to Australia, for example. It would be something like “we shouldn’t complain about refugees and new immigrants, because all the white people here are immigrants and our arrival didn’t cause any problems…oh, wait…”
Just leave off the bit after the last “and” (which isn’t suggested in the text) and it makes perfect sense.
Even more so in Australia, because the immigration was so much more recent.
being proud of your heritage but forgetting, or being ignorant of, what that heritage consists of and has accomplished. these are usually the loudest opponents of refugees.
BTW, I’m all in favour of accommodating refugees fleeing awful circumstances.
But likening them to previous historic waves of boat people (who were usually invaders) doesn’t help that cause.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:Yes but it’s just not the kind of “ethical perspective” they think it is.
Let’s apply it to Australia, for example. It would be something like “we shouldn’t complain about refugees and new immigrants, because all the white people here are immigrants and our arrival didn’t cause any problems…oh, wait…”
Just leave off the bit after the last “and” (which isn’t suggested in the text) and it makes perfect sense.
Even more so in Australia, because the immigration was so much more recent.
Yes but leaving off the last bit makes no ethical sense.
The text you posted also omitted all the misery, violence and cultural suppression and replacement that accompanied those nice jolly waves of newcomers.
When you do include all that reality, it’s clear that the text isn’t really making much of a point at all.
I totally disagree.
The violence etc associated with previous invasions is the point.
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:Yes but it’s just not the kind of “ethical perspective” they think it is.
Let’s apply it to Australia, for example. It would be something like “we shouldn’t complain about refugees and new immigrants, because all the white people here are immigrants and our arrival didn’t cause any problems…oh, wait…”
Just leave off the bit after the last “and” (which isn’t suggested in the text) and it makes perfect sense.
Even more so in Australia, because the immigration was so much more recent.
being proud of your heritage but forgetting, or being ignorant of, what that heritage consists of and has accomplished. these are usually the loudest opponents of refugees.
Yes, that’s how I see it.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Just leave off the bit after the last “and” (which isn’t suggested in the text) and it makes perfect sense.
Even more so in Australia, because the immigration was so much more recent.
Yes but leaving off the last bit makes no ethical sense.
The text you posted also omitted all the misery, violence and cultural suppression and replacement that accompanied those nice jolly waves of newcomers.
When you do include all that reality, it’s clear that the text isn’t really making much of a point at all.
I totally disagree.
The violence etc associated with previous invasions is the point.
So that person is anti-immigration then?
OK, I assumed they thought they were being “progressive” :)
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:Yes but leaving off the last bit makes no ethical sense.
The text you posted also omitted all the misery, violence and cultural suppression and replacement that accompanied those nice jolly waves of newcomers.
When you do include all that reality, it’s clear that the text isn’t really making much of a point at all.
I totally disagree.
The violence etc associated with previous invasions is the point.
So that person is anti-immigration then?
OK, I assumed they thought they were being “progressive” :)
No, they are anti-anti-immigration.
But the different perspective of others is QI, I suppose.
ChrispenEvan said:
Surely no man is ever born.
therobotmonster
Its parts were obscenely limited in their movement. Each hinge could open or close only a small amount before reaching its limit, yet by working in concert they demonstrated unexpected dexterity, moving and manipulating the objects before it with cunning equal to my own. It was more torso than limb, as though a seal had been stretched and warped, given long grasping tentacles filled with bones like bars of coral. It’s head was most horrid of all, flat and ovoid, jutting out too small from the trunk as though it belonged to a beast half its size.
The thing rose upon its lowermost appendages, two long trunks that ended in flat, protruding flippers that branched into stubby, grasping mockeries of a sucker. It’s triple-hinged uppermost limbs were similar, but the ends branched into five smaller tentacles, each with three hinges of their own.
I froze, as the thing’s gaze fell upon me and it opened its hideous fish-jaw, filled with thick, many-shaped teeth like white shards of stone, and spoke in a shrill, discordant babble. I felt its horrid dry grip on my flesh, as those hinged appendages closed on me like the legs of a crab.
I felt the heat of its body, tasted its noxious, oily flesh through my touch, and prepared for the end, and all went black as a swoon overtook me.
I awoke, some time later, the cold and comforting water, banished back to the comfort of the sea and the dark. I should be grateful I am alive. I should cast aside the experience like a half-remembered dream.
I shall never again go swimming in search of lights above. The last thing I recall before the darkness took me was my right eye popping free of the thing’s grasp enough to see into the distance for one brief moment.
I saw thousands of lights.
ChrispenEvan said:
therobotmonster
Its parts were obscenely limited in their movement. Each hinge could open or close only a small amount before reaching its limit, yet by working in concert they demonstrated unexpected dexterity, moving and manipulating the objects before it with cunning equal to my own. It was more torso than limb, as though a seal had been stretched and warped, given long grasping tentacles filled with bones like bars of coral. It’s head was most horrid of all, flat and ovoid, jutting out too small from the trunk as though it belonged to a beast half its size.
The thing rose upon its lowermost appendages, two long trunks that ended in flat, protruding flippers that branched into stubby, grasping mockeries of a sucker. It’s triple-hinged uppermost limbs were similar, but the ends branched into five smaller tentacles, each with three hinges of their own.
I froze, as the thing’s gaze fell upon me and it opened its hideous fish-jaw, filled with thick, many-shaped teeth like white shards of stone, and spoke in a shrill, discordant babble. I felt its horrid dry grip on my flesh, as those hinged appendages closed on me like the legs of a crab.
I felt the heat of its body, tasted its noxious, oily flesh through my touch, and prepared for the end, and all went black as a swoon overtook me.
I awoke, some time later, the cold and comforting water, banished back to the comfort of the sea and the dark. I should be grateful I am alive. I should cast aside the experience like a half-remembered dream.
I shall never again go swimming in search of lights above. The last thing I recall before the darkness took me was my right eye popping free of the thing’s grasp enough to see into the distance for one brief moment.
I saw thousands of lights.
Sounds like meeting Peter Dutton.
ChrispenEvan said:
Whoops.
Divine Angel said:
a rose by any other name.
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
a rose by any other name.
…is Mexican
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
a rose by any other name.
Rowze
:)
Divine Angel said:
I like the way they managed to get a double n in there.
Divine Angel said:
I like Amber Lynn. After the famous queen.
In some areas of Japan, they installed special signs that warn that cats may jump out suddenly.
Spiny Norman said:
In some areas of Japan, they installed special signs that warn that cats may jump out suddenly.
ninja cats. worse than drop bears.
Kingy said:
Fair comment.
What could go wrong, stealing wires like this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1mlkd9r/wcgw_stealing_wires
Spiny Norman said:
What could go wrong, stealing wires like this?https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1mlkd9r/wcgw_stealing_wires
Not the sharpest tool…
dv said:
NO
fsm said:
+1
AussieDJ said:
Pope: Yes one! Now will you please tell me what in God’s name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?
Michelangelo: It works, mate!
Pope: It does not work!
Michelangelo: It does! It looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones.
Quick intermission from the religious crappery 8n the otherthread…
I think my eyes have broken from the carpets displaying hallucinatatory patterns.
kii said:
Quick intermission from the religious crappery 8n the otherthread…
nah speak for yourselves who actually stopped c’m‘on
Looks like money feels like karma.
https://www.reddit.com/r/niftyaf/comments/1mlqwjo/looks_like_money_feels_like_karma
Love it!
I suppose this is AI at work?
Small businesses struggle after wrongful Facebook, Instagram suspensions
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
pretty sure we don’t need to die to already have that, what is surveillance capitalism for anyway
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
pretty sure we don’t need to die to already have that, what is surveillance capitalism for anyway
It gives you something to talk about?
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
pretty sure we don’t need to die to already have that, what is surveillance capitalism for anyway
It gives you something to talk about?
ah we see the comic was just an ad for pseudosocial media we knew it
ChrispenEvan said:
conclusion does not follow from premise as mathematics is not a scientific field
nor is SCIENCE a mathematical field
fsm said:
Once a week!
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
Once a week!
8 times a day!
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
Once a week!
8 times a day!
Scary.
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:Once a week!
8 times a day!
Scary.
I was thinking maybe it was different interpretations of “bowel movement”, but then how could the southern part of Ireland have only 2/week, and the northern part has 32/week?
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:8 times a day!
Scary.
I was thinking maybe it was different interpretations of “bowel movement”, but then how could the southern part of Ireland have only 2/week, and the northern part has 32/week?
It is, of course, all meant in jest.
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:8 times a day!
Scary.
I was thinking maybe it was different interpretations of “bowel movement”, but then how could the southern part of Ireland have only 2/week, and the northern part has 32/week?
Dietary I would expect.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:Scary.
I was thinking maybe it was different interpretations of “bowel movement”, but then how could the southern part of Ireland have only 2/week, and the northern part has 32/week?
It is, of course, all meant in jest.
You mean it was a shitty tale?
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:Scary.
I was thinking maybe it was different interpretations of “bowel movement”, but then how could the southern part of Ireland have only 2/week, and the northern part has 32/week?
It is, of course, all meant in jest.
Really?
On the Intrnet?
Surely not :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:8 times a day!
Scary.
I was thinking maybe it was different interpretations of “bowel movement”, but then how could the southern part of Ireland have only 2/week, and the northern part has 32/week?
‘Tis the praties, lad.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I was thinking maybe it was different interpretations of “bowel movement”, but then how could the southern part of Ireland have only 2/week, and the northern part has 32/week?
It is, of course, all meant in jest.
Really?
On the Intrnet?
Surely not :)
And here was me thinking it was all good solid research.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:It is, of course, all meant in jest.
Really?
On the Intrnet?
Surely not :)
And here was me thinking it was all good solid research.
That would explain the lower numbers per week
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:It is, of course, all meant in jest.
Really?
On the Intrnet?
Surely not :)
And here was me thinking it was all good solid research.
Presumably a good deal more solid in some areas than others.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Really?
On the Intrnet?
Surely not :)
And here was me thinking it was all good solid research.
Presumably a good deal more solid in some areas than others.
you mean they were playing fast and loose with the truth
Cymek said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Really?
On the Intrnet?
Surely not :)
And here was me thinking it was all good solid research.
That would explain the lower numbers per week
ah a dry sense of humour
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:It is, of course, all meant in jest.
Really?
On the Intrnet?
Surely not :)
And here was me thinking it was all good solid research.
Nah that needs usually to show workings.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Really?
On the Intrnet?
Surely not :)
And here was me thinking it was all good solid research.
Presumably a good deal more solid in some areas than others.
Pulls up a stool.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Cymek said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Really?
On the Intrnet?
Surely not :)
And here was me thinking it was all good solid research.
That would explain the lower numbers per week
Presumably a good deal more solid in some areas than others.
you mean they were playing fast and loose with the truth
ah a dry sense of humour
Pulls up a stool.
clearly yous jokers have plenty further to go before yous hit bottom rock
Kingy said:
That cat is a legend
Cymek said:
Kingy said:
That cat is a legend
That cat would make a great President.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Cymek said:
Kingy said:
That cat is a legend
That cat would make a great President.
Even with exploded brain?
OK, better than the current one I suppose.
Heard on the radio this morning that Trump has been invited to visit Australia next year.
Divine Angel said:
Heard on the radio this morning that Trump has been invited to visit Australia next year.
what if you have done at least one of those things?
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
Heard on the radio this morning that Trump has been invited to visit Australia next year.
what if you have done at least one of those things?
Hang your head in shame.
I think almost everyone’s worn a silly red hat at some point in their lives.
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
Heard on the radio this morning that Trump has been invited to visit Australia next year.
what if you have done at least one of those things?
Hang your head in shame.
I think almost everyone’s worn a silly red hat at some point in their lives.
not even at christmas.
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:what if you have done at least one of those things?
Hang your head in shame.
I think almost everyone’s worn a silly red hat at some point in their lives.
not even at christmas.
Does this have anything to do with your grotesquely misshapen head?
Witty Rejoinder said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:Hang your head in shame.
I think almost everyone’s worn a silly red hat at some point in their lives.
not even at christmas.
Does this have anything to do with your grotesquely misshapen head?
well, could be. that is why I hide away as a hermit. I am tired of kids pointing at me. i just want to be loved.
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:what if you have done at least one of those things?
Hang your head in shame.
I think almost everyone’s worn a silly red hat at some point in their lives.
not even at christmas.
What about the ear-warming maxi pad?
Divine Angel said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
Hang your head in shame.
I think almost everyone’s worn a silly red hat at some point in their lives.
not even at christmas.
What about the ear-warming maxi pad?
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
ChrispenEvan said:
not even at christmas.
What about the ear-warming maxi pad?
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
Heard on the radio this morning that Trump has been invited to visit Australia next year.
what if you have done at least one of those things?
I’ve worn a stupid red hat but my ears aren’t that big.
Divine Angel said:
Heard on the radio this morning that Trump has been invited to visit Australia next year.
I might put some eggs and raw fruit aside now.
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
Heard on the radio this morning that Trump has been invited to visit Australia next year.
I might put some eggs and raw fruit aside now.
Yep, they should be well and truly ripe for throwing by then.
ChrispenEvan said:
Peak Warming Man said:
party_pants said:
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
What about the ear-warming maxi pad?
I’ve worn a stupid red hat but my ears aren’t that big.
I might put some eggs and raw fruit aside now.
Yep, they should be well and truly ripe for throwing by then.
ChrispenEvan said:
I remember, many, many years ago, being shown films on ‘Rule of the Road’.
That, is, the rules governing ‘right of way’ between ships, and how to avoid collisions at sea.
These were British-made films, made in the late 1940s, or perhaps early 1950s, in the very British style that you might imagine would be employed.
A lot the films were made up of stop-action animations, between two or more little toy boats, resembling tug boats.
The usual set-up was that there was the little white boat, tootling along, minding its own business and doing the right thing, when along came the little black boat to complicate the situation.
You could always rely on the black boat to do the wrong/stupid thing, at least on the first run-through, and cause a collision.
Of course, the black boat very quickly became the audience favourite, and its arrival in any scene would be greeted with a resounding cheer.
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:what if you have done at least one of those things?
Hang your head in shame.
I think almost everyone’s worn a silly red hat at some point in their lives.
not even at christmas.
Oh… you’re one of those people…
I mean, I’m the most miserable prick in existence but even I’ve worn a silly red had at Christmas.
esselte said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Why is Saudi A. striped rather than solid black?
Presumably Christians are allowed to celebrate Christmas and Easter, Muslims are not.
Hang your head in shame.
I think almost everyone’s worn a silly red hat at some point in their lives.
not even at christmas.
Oh… you’re one of those people…
I mean, I’m the most miserable prick in existence but even I’ve worn a silly red had at Christmas.
well that’s a bit celebrationist, maybe they’re in one of those red or black marked countries
LOL, this is to do with gammons protesting about the RNLI saving refugees crossing from europe to britain. RNLI donations have skyrocketed in response.
esselte said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:Hang your head in shame.
I think almost everyone’s worn a silly red hat at some point in their lives.
not even at christmas.
Oh… you’re one of those people…
I mean, I’m the most miserable prick in existence but even I’ve worn a silly red had at Christmas.
I don’t wear hats not even red or silly ones.
roughbarked said:
esselte said:
ChrispenEvan said:
not even at christmas.
Oh… you’re one of those people…
I mean, I’m the most miserable prick in existence but even I’ve worn a silly red had at Christmas.
I don’t wear hats not even red or silly ones.
so you don’t engage in thinking
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
esselte said:
Oh… you’re one of those people…
I mean, I’m the most miserable prick in existence but even I’ve worn a silly red had at Christmas.
I don’t wear hats not even red or silly ones.
so you don’t engage in thinking
Don’t need a hat for that.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
I don’t wear hats not even red or silly ones.
so you don’t engage in thinking
Don’t need a hat for that.
so critical
ChrispenEvan said:
tbf kind of forced, 2/10 perhaps
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
tbf kind of forced, 2/10 perhaps
well, the pun isn’t much but the response makes it.
ChrispenEvan said:
Ha!
ChrispenEvan said:
As a child, I was sure I’d walk on the moon one day.
Never did get to walk on no dang moon.
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
tbf kind of forced, 2/10 perhaps
well, the pun isn’t much but the response makes it.
probably a sock puppet rescue effort
Divine Angel said:
O………..K………….
Ummm. What the fk does that mean?
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
O………..K………….
Ummm. What the fk does that mean?
Spek I can’t Englisi.?
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
O………..K………….
Ummm. What the fk does that mean?
I don’t know whether it’s a translation issue or an autocorrect fail.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
O………..K………….
Ummm. What the fk does that mean?
Don’t put the spoon even as far as was previously decided, even if it looks like it should go further.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
O………..K………….
Ummm. What the fk does that mean?
Spek I can’t Englisi.?
A valiant attempt but not even ESL.
Divine Angel said:
there is no spoon!
Took me a moment.
(I only woke up a short while ago)
Spiny Norman said:
Took me a moment.
(I only woke up a short while ago)
How much further do we have to go?
Ken Kilometers.
The Rev Dodgson said:
and he’s into machosadism.
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
and he’s into machosadism.
The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
shakes head
dv said:
Is that Arts at the lever?
Michael V said:
dv said:
Is that Arts at the lever?
easy to solve by having it divert to a track where oneself is on
dv said:
groan
fsm said:
Spot on.
There was a comment on laura loomer today, and someone mentioned that she has been nouned.
“A Loomer is the crampy feeling you get right before a colossal, rectal-bleeding shit.”
fsm said:
Well that’s a bit shit then, innit?
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
Well that’s a bit shit then, innit?
Hot shit even.
fsm said:
I always imagine that this is just some pissed off casual who hates their job, but needs it and is causing as much lowkey chaos as possible, and I, for one, applaud them
fsm said:
Many years ago I was putting together a grant application to improve the outside play area of a preschool I was the director of.
We made a video to accompany it, plus a letter from the special needs teacher to point out disability access.
The video was of me walking around the hilly site, pointing to areas of concern and explaining the plans we had. One plan was to replace various areas with pavers, and terraced garden beds because nothing grew in the impoverished soil. The video was great, except the soundtrack failed.
The letter and the application form both listed the dusty conditions – the SN teacher had written “like a dust bowel”.
So a video with me pointing at the dust bowel concerns and rabbiting on about who the fuck knows what. My arms waving around in grand sweeping gestures
We got the grant, I think they felt sorry for us.
kii said:
fsm said:
Many years ago I was putting together a grant application to improve the outside play area of a preschool I was the director of.
We made a video to accompany it, plus a letter from the special needs teacher to point out disability access.
The video was of me walking around the hilly site, pointing to areas of concern and explaining the plans we had. One plan was to replace various areas with pavers, and terraced garden beds because nothing grew in the impoverished soil. The video was great, except the soundtrack failed.
The letter and the application form both listed the dusty conditions – the SN teacher had written “like a dust bowel”.
So a video with me pointing at the dust bowel concerns and rabbiting on about who the fuck knows what. My arms waving around in grand sweeping gestures
We got the grant, I think they felt sorry for us.
:)
That is brilliant. He really used his head.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PetsareAmazing/comments/1msu88b/that_is_brilliant_he_really_used_his_head
Distracting his dog so he could trim the dogs claws.
Spiny Norman said:
dmesg, not BIOS
A donation machine in an English hospital.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1mr7xb6/a_donation_machine_in_an_english_hospital
Spiny Norman said:
A donation machine in an English hospital.https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1mr7xb6/a_donation_machine_in_an_english_hospital
I wonder if that is a Tim Hunkin contraption.
ChrispenEvan said:
Spiny Norman said:
A donation machine in an English hospital.https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1mr7xb6/a_donation_machine_in_an_english_hospital
I wonder if that is a Tim Hunkin contraption.
Maybe!
Though his would be much cooler I’d like to think. He’s still around as well and running his own YT channel.
How boats work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJOgOKkZXLQ
I don’t know what drugs this bloke is on, they must be awesome.
Divine Angel said:
what’s that in logarithm of frequency rather than rank
Divine Angel said:
Number 25
Divine Angel said:
175
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
Number 25
175
Hey Divine Angel can yous do a chart with the rankings of all the personal identification PIN numbers as well, will be much appreciated.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Cymek said:
Number 25
175
Hey Divine Angel can yous do a chart with the rankings of all the personal identification PIN numbers as well, will be much appreciated.
And mothers’ maiden names, first pet, and the 3 digit number on the back of your credit cards.
Divine Angel said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
175
Hey Divine Angel can yous do a chart with the rankings of all the personal identification PIN numbers as well, will be much appreciated.
And mothers’ maiden names, first pet, and the 3 digit number on the back of your credit cards.
I always knew my porn name was intended to circumvent the security of my banking details! Who would have thought there could be such nefarious behavior on the Internet?!?
How very American. Two blokes having a fight on the road about something, a 3rd bloke comes along and steals one of the cars.
Spiny Norman said:
Did you sell him that air guitar on ebay? I have a sneaking suspicion that you had one for sale a while back.
Kingy said:
Spiny Norman said:
Did you sell him that air guitar on ebay? I have a sneaking suspicion that you had one for sale a while back.
Nah that was Wonder Woman’s invisible jet.
Close enough though.
ChrispenEvan said:
Ha!
ruby said:
LOLOLOLOL
:)
Divine Angel said:
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
Good God Dog!
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Good
GodDog!
but what was the reply
kii said:
shakes head
Peak Warming Man said:
kii said:
shakes head
see horse
saw horse
Bubblecar said:
Peak Warming Man said:
kii said:
shakes head
see horse
saw horse
I needed that explained, thanks
Mental decline has started
Peak Warming Man said:
kii said:
shakes head
future perfect tense
kii said:
:)
Speaking of saw horses…
I was given an Annie Oakley dress-up outfit when I was a kid. Standing on my father’s saw horse and pretending that I was her gave me great joy.
ChrispenEvan said:
Has he got rid of his couch?
I was having this exact discussion with a teacher today. I’d asked about further industrial action and the teacher joked she was going to give up school and sell feet pics.
Cymek said:
Bubblecar said:
Peak Warming Man said:shakes head
see horse
saw horse
I needed that explained, thanks
Mental decline has started
Nonsense.
Plenty of people with IQs in the 200+ range who don’t associate that thing on the right with a “saw horse”, whatever that is.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Cymek said:
Bubblecar said:see horse
saw horse
I needed that explained, thanks
Mental decline has started
Nonsense.
Plenty of people with IQs in the 200+ range who don’t associate that thing on the right with a “saw horse”, whatever that is.
luckily I’m not one of them.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Cymek said:
Bubblecar said:see horse
saw horse
I needed that explained, thanks
Mental decline has started
Nonsense.
Plenty of people with IQs in the 200+ range who don’t associate that thing on the right with a “saw horse”, whatever that is.
Let’s ask the smartest president in history what he thinks.
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Cymek said:I needed that explained, thanks
Mental decline has started
Nonsense.
Plenty of people with IQs in the 200+ range who don’t associate that thing on the right with a “saw horse”, whatever that is.
Let’s ask the smartest president in history what he thinks.
I got it. I have three of them at home.
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Cymek said:I needed that explained, thanks
Mental decline has started
Nonsense.
Plenty of people with IQs in the 200+ range who don’t associate that thing on the right with a “saw horse”, whatever that is.
luckily I’m not one of them.
I don’t even own a saw-horse.
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Nonsense.
Plenty of people with IQs in the 200+ range who don’t associate that thing on the right with a “saw horse”, whatever that is.
Let’s ask the smartest president in history what he thinks.
I got it. I have three of them at home.
In any case, why not have both tenses in the same picture.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:
Cymek said:
Bubblecar said:
Peak Warming Man said:
kii said:
shakes head
see horse
saw horse
I needed that explained, thanks
Mental decline has started
future perfect tense
Speaking of saw horses…
I was given an Annie Oakley dress-up outfit when I was a kid. Standing on my father’s saw horse and pretending that I was her gave me great joy.
Nonsense.
Plenty of people with IQs in the 200+ range who don’t associate that thing on the right with a “saw horse”, whatever that is.
luckily I’m not one of them.
Let’s ask the smartest president in history what he thinks.
I got it. I have three of them at home.
luckily I’m not one of them.
I don’t even own a saw-horse.
In any case, why not have both tenses in the same picture.
because that still doesn’t include the future perfect tense
The Rev Dodgson said:
Cymek said:
Bubblecar said:see horse
saw horse
I needed that explained, thanks
Mental decline has started
Nonsense.
Plenty of people with IQs in the 200+ range who don’t associate that thing on the right with a “saw horse”, whatever that is.
What?! Seriously? How have you even exist in this world without knowing a basic items such as this? I’ve given away at least 6 saw horses from mr kii’s collection, and somehow I still have two left.
we think ignorance should always be ridiculed
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Cymek said:I needed that explained, thanks
Mental decline has started
Nonsense.
Plenty of people with IQs in the 200+ range who don’t associate that thing on the right with a “saw horse”, whatever that is.
What?! Seriously? How have you even exist in this world without knowing a basic items such as this? I’ve given away at least 6 saw horses from mr kii’s collection, and somehow I still have two left.
I’m sure there are many examples of supposedly common knowledge that you’re ignorant of considering it’s all very subjective.
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Nonsense.
Plenty of people with IQs in the 200+ range who don’t associate that thing on the right with a “saw horse”, whatever that is.
What?! Seriously? How have you even exist in this world without knowing a basic items such as this? I’ve given away at least 6 saw horses from mr kii’s collection, and somehow I still have two left.
I’m sure there are many examples of supposedly common knowledge that you’re ignorant of considering it’s all very subjective.
Probably, but saw horses?? Anyway…let’s not mention the British Museum.
kii said:
Heh!
:)
Michael V said:
kii said:
Heh!
:)
wait until you hear the idea that every single damn story in the world is just exposition building climax settling resolution
Divine Angel said:
Oooh… Literary haters. Never read any Tim Winton myself. Have you DA?
Divine Angel said:
LOL
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
Oooh… Literary haters. Never read any Tim Winton myself. Have you DA?
I was just about to post this.
I love Tim Winton’s work.
kii said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:What?! Seriously? How have you even exist in this world without knowing a basic items such as this? I’ve given away at least 6 saw horses from mr kii’s collection, and somehow I still have two left.
I’m sure there are many examples of supposedly common knowledge that you’re ignorant of considering it’s all very subjective.
Probably, but saw horses?? Anyway…let’s not mention the British Museum.
I would be happy to share the Forum Ignoramus crown with dv, should the committee so decide.
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
I’m sure there are many examples of supposedly common knowledge that you’re ignorant of considering it’s all very subjective.
Probably, but saw horses?? Anyway…let’s not mention the British Museum.
I would be happy to share the Forum Ignoramus crown with dv, should the committee so decide.
sure, yous all know nothing, as someone once said many times in those pandemic threads, look more so called experts who know nothing
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
Probably, but saw horses?? Anyway…let’s not mention the British Museum.
I would be happy to share the Forum Ignoramus crown with dv, should the committee so decide.
sure, yous all know nothing, as someone once said many times in those pandemic threads, look more so called experts who know nothing
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
kii said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I would be happy to share the Forum Ignoramus crown with dv, should the committee so decide.
sure, yous all know nothing, as someone once said many times in those pandemic threads, look more so called experts who know nothing
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Snow_Memorandum
wait that’s a silent haitch damn
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
Probably, but saw horses?? Anyway…let’s not mention the British Museum.
I would be happy to share the Forum Ignoramus crown with dv, should the committee so decide.
sure, yous all know nothing, as someone once said many times in those pandemic threads, look more so called experts who know nothing
I know nothing.
kii said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
I would be happy to share the Forum Ignoramus crown with dv, should the committee so decide.
sure, yous all know nothing, as someone once said many times in those pandemic threads, look more so called experts who know nothing
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
I know a chap with this name. We all called him “Snow”.
snow is a nickname for cocaine. i once read a book titled snowblind. nickname isn’t nick+name.
ChrispenEvan said:
i once read a book .
Well done.
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
i once read a book .
Well done.
ChrispenEvan said:
Peak Warming Man said:
ChrispenEvan said:
i once read a book .
Well done.
Maxwell?
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
SCIENCE said:
sure, yous all know nothing, as someone once said many times in those pandemic threads, look more so called experts who know nothing
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Snow_Memorandum
wait that’s a silent haitch damn
Rather weird that that gets its own page in the German wiki, but not in the English.
ChrispenEvan said:
Tamb said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Another whinging Pom.
are you whinging about them?
Tamb said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Another whinging Pom.
I wasn’t going to post this, but now I can’t resist:
ChrispenEvan said:
Tamb said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Another whinging Pom.are you whinging about them?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Tamb said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Another whinging Pom.I wasn’t going to post this, but now I can’t resist:
Some people make a career from whinging.
kii said:
In 1971 English fast bowler John Snow hit Terry Jenner with a bouncer which led to a crowd riot at the Sydney Cricket Ground and the English captain leading his team off the ground.
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Snow_Memorandum
wait that’s a silent haitch damn
Rather weird that that gets its own page in the German wiki, but not in the English.
that’s because the eugenics declaration won
ChrispenEvan said:
damn those Russian drones are getting next level
A cat turning (literally) a rotating chair into a treadmill.
https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1mwnk75/treadmill
Spiny Norman said:
Imagine Trump’s 77,302,580 followers doing the same thing.
fsm said:
Ha.. South Grafton. Long-standing joke around here.
Ian said:
fsm said:
Ha.. South Grafton. Long-standing joke around here.
LOL I was sure that was shopped but there you go.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Paul went to Rome.
The Rev Dodgson said:
God invented the entire universe, which isn’t all contained within that circle.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Paul went to Rome.
The road to Damascus is within the red circle.
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
God invented the entire universe, which isn’t all contained within that circle.
but it occurred there, the centre of the universe
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
God invented the entire universe, which isn’t all contained within that circle.
but it occurred there, the centre of the universe
The then known universe.
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
God invented the entire universe, which isn’t all contained within that circle.
but it occurred there, the centre of the universe
Aren’t we privileged and lucky. I feel all smug and special now.
Woodie said:
SCIENCE said:Divine Angel said:
God invented the entire universe, which isn’t all contained within that circle.
but it occurred there, the centre of the universe
Aren’t we privileged and lucky. I feel all smug and special now.
Nah. We are all doomed to die.
roughbarked said:
Woodie said:
SCIENCE said:but it occurred there, the centre of the universe
Aren’t we privileged and lucky. I feel all smug and special now.
Nah. We are all doomed to die.
that’s a privilege and lucky
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Woodie said:Aren’t we privileged and lucky. I feel all smug and special now.
Nah. We are all doomed to die.
that’s a privilege and lucky
We only get to do it the once.
ChrispenEvan said:
LOL
Views on marriage
James Dobson was a strong proponent of marriage defined as “one where husband and wife are lawfully married, are committed to each other for life,” and have a homemaker mother and breadwinner father. According to his view, women are not deemed inferior to men because both are created in God’s image, but each gender has biblically mandated roles. He recommends that married women with children under the age of 18 focus on mothering, rather than work outside the home.
Dobson could be said to have viewed marriage as a transaction in which women exchange sex for protection:
The natural sex appeal of girls serves as their primary source of bargaining power in the game of life. In exchange for feminine affection and love, a man accepts a girl as his lifetime responsibility-supplying her needs and caring for her welfare. This sexual aspect of the marital agreement can hardly be denied.
— James Dobson, Dare to Discipline (1970)
He advised wives to use their social and sexual skills to coerce their husbands into becoming good partners. By doing this, according to Dobson, women would transform male lust into love, and male destructive impulses into useful accomplishments. He regarded heterosexual marriage as the cornerstone of civilization, as women fulfilled their role of civilizing their husbands.
ChrispenEvan said:
Views on marriage
James Dobson was a strong proponent of marriage defined as “one where husband and wife are lawfully married, are committed to each other for life,” and have a homemaker mother and breadwinner father. According to his view, women are not deemed inferior to men because both are created in God’s image, but each gender has biblically mandated roles. He recommends that married women with children under the age of 18 focus on mothering, rather than work outside the home.Dobson could be said to have viewed marriage as a transaction in which women exchange sex for protection:
The natural sex appeal of girls serves as their primary source of bargaining power in the game of life. In exchange for feminine affection and love, a man accepts a girl as his lifetime responsibility-supplying her needs and caring for her welfare. This sexual aspect of the marital agreement can hardly be denied.
— James Dobson, Dare to Discipline (1970)
He advised wives to use their social and sexual skills to coerce their husbands into becoming good partners. By doing this, according to Dobson, women would transform male lust into love, and male destructive impulses into useful accomplishments. He regarded heterosexual marriage as the cornerstone of civilization, as women fulfilled their role of civilizing their husbands.
well who else is going to civilise them
ChrispenEvan said:
good for every 4 years
ChrispenEvan said:
Playing ▶️ too many 🎮 games.
Tau.Neutrino said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Playing ▶️ too many 🎮 games.
bullshit they just aren’t playing enough of the educational ones
ChrispenEvan said:
fewer. 41.7% isn’t “over half”.
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
fewer. 41.7% isn’t “over half”.
happy to use that if they correspondingly use manyer but we thought they meant that 83.4% of students pass English and over half of those fail Maths so where’s the problem
Bet they didn’t expect that to fall onto the road in front of the car.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FirstTimeForMe/comments/1mwb5la/what_is_the_odds
Spiny Norman said:
Bet they didn’t expect that to fall onto the road in front of the car.https://www.reddit.com/r/FirstTimeForMe/comments/1mwb5la/what_is_the_odds
You shall not pass until you you give me the correct answer.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Bet they didn’t expect that to fall onto the road in front of the car.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FirstTimeForMe/comments/1mwb5la/what_is_the_odds
You shall not pass until you you give me the correct answer.
Essendon Bombers
dv said:
Nice Isaac Crossover
ChrispenEvan said:
A wry form of jusice, and profitable.
dv said:
geez DV. are you OK?
dv said:
sure but if the choice is between getting dragged down the slope to the right versus diving headlong towards it then what can a good honest American do to save their country
dv said:
NFI
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
geez DV. are you OK?
(Checks)
Yessss.
dv said:
36 hours
dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
geez DV. are you OK?
(Checks)
Yessss.
just checking as you posted these meme, albeit in a different order, just before.
dv said:
It doesn’t go through but there’s a good reason.
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:geez DV. are you OK?
(Checks)
Yessss.
just checking as you posted these meme, albeit in a different order, just before.
Well I’m sure we all make mistakes.
The guy who made the Bunnings jingle.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AustralianNostalgia/comments/1myqmgh/the_guy_who_made_the_bunnings_jingle
Spiny Norman said:
What’s it called when your mouth is lonely so you suck on fifty penises in a row?
Red Cards myself
dv said:
ChrispenEvan said:
dv said:(Checks)
Yessss.
just checking as you posted these meme, albeit in a different order, just before.
Well I’m sure we all make mistakes.
which ordering was the mistake
Michael V said:
kii said:
LOLOLOLOL
that’s because their argument for censorship is always that they have to cover up things that might get people titillated
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
dv said:
Having now looked that up, I am not the least be embarrassed about not knowing the significance of 4011.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Having now looked that up, I am not the least be embarrassed about not knowing the significance of 4011.
:)
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Having now looked that up, I am not the least be embarrassed about not knowing the significance of 4011.
:)
Yet water to supply these data centres with cooling, could water a city.
ChrispenEvan said:
OK…
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
OK…
The punchline is “dehydrated”.
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
OK…
The punchline is “dehydrated”.
Yes, I knew that.
I was also making a joke – it was an OK joke, for a Boris Dad Joke.
I know. Lead balloons and al that. I know. LTJTB.
Damn, he nearly Darwin’ed himself.
FWIW if you too find that the fuel nozzle has spontaneously caught on fire when refuelling, just let it go and get an extinguisher ASAP. Trying to pull the nozzle out WILL make things FAR worse, but it is the natural reaction of course.
ChrispenEvan said:
wait who doesn’t vacuum out the filters of their clogged vacuum cleaners wtf
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
wait who doesn’t vacuum out the filters of their clogged vacuum cleaners wtf
The Roomba simply empties out. Apart from the hairs that get wrapped around the rollers. No vacuum on earth could drag them off there.
Ian said:
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
You may have to have Melbourne affiliations to get the true joy of that one.
Me in summer.
And here’s one that’s a little bit rude.
Divine Angel said:
And here’s one that’s a little bit rude.
Well, she could just be a big fan of Lana Turner.
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:
And here’s one that’s a little bit rude.
Well, she could just be a big fan of Lana Turner.
fsm said:
buffy said:
ChrispenEvan said:
You may have to have Melbourne affiliations to get the true joy of that one.
deity fucking damn
wait wait we got one
SCIENCE said:
Similar theme, this is a fun channel.
The 11foot8 bridge is a railroad trestle over Gregson St in Durham, North Carolina and it has earned a reputation for for its rigorous enforcement of the laws of physics.
https://www.youtube.com/@11foot8plus8/videos
SCIENCE said:
esselte said:
SCIENCE said:
Similar theme, this is a fun channel.
The 11foot8 bridge is a railroad trestle over Gregson St in Durham, North Carolina and it has earned a reputation for for its rigorous enforcement of the laws of physics.https://www.youtube.com/@11foot8plus8/videos
I think there are many cities around the world that have some notorious low bridge.
up until recently we had one here too, but it got demolished and replaced by a new higher bridge. Not to universal approval from the locals either, it must be said.
party_pants said:
esselte said:
SCIENCE said:
Similar theme, this is a fun channel.
The 11foot8 bridge is a railroad trestle over Gregson St in Durham, North Carolina and it has earned a reputation for for its rigorous enforcement of the laws of physics.https://www.youtube.com/@11foot8plus8/videos
I think there are many cities around the world that have some notorious low bridge.
up until recently we had one here too, but it got demolished and replaced by a new higher bridge. Not to universal approval from the locals either, it must be said.
I think that’s the one in my last post.
Bubblecar said:
party_pants said:
esselte said:Similar theme, this is a fun channel.
The 11foot8 bridge is a railroad trestle over Gregson St in Durham, North Carolina and it has earned a reputation for for its rigorous enforcement of the laws of physics.https://www.youtube.com/@11foot8plus8/videos
I think there are many cities around the world that have some notorious low bridge.
up until recently we had one here too, but it got demolished and replaced by a new higher bridge. Not to universal approval from the locals either, it must be said.
I think that’s the one in my last post.
Yes, that’s the one. Recently demolished and replaced.
Woodie said:
LOL
buffy said:
ChrispenEvan said:
You may have to have Melbourne affiliations to get the true joy of that one.
I’ve never been to Melbourne, but I know about this bridge. The joy I feel is that it’s confirmation of how stupid people are.
kii said:
but some might call that a shiitake
kii said:
:)
kii said:
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
Running doesn’t count.
Bubblecar said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Running doesn’t count.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1st1Vw2kY
Aug 20, 2008
TOUR 08 EA Levinator25
Bubblecar said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Running doesn’t count.
I’ve walked on water a lot of times.
Yeah, it’s always been the water that’s right at the bottom of the pool, but, hey…
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Running doesn’t count.
I’ve walked on water a lot of times.
Yeah, it’s always been the water that’s right at the bottom of the pool, but, hey…
Jesus couldn’t do it these days, not with those holes in his feet.
what if they keep a running count
ChrispenEvan said:
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:Running doesn’t count.
I’ve walked on water a lot of times.
Yeah, it’s always been the water that’s right at the bottom of the pool, but, hey…
Jesus couldn’t do it these days, not with those holes in his feet.
You nailed it.
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
Normally that would get a :), but CE has had his quota already today.
ChrispenEvan said:
Imagine moving around in Escher’s home.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Normally that would get a :), but CE has had his quota already today.
darn.
Today I was in my least favourite class, which, apart from one kid, wasn’t too bad today. The teacher was lamenting how badly behaved all the kids are lately, and when I was clocking off, I was chatting to another teacher whose class had fisticuffs during classtime today. Even the specialist behavioural teacher can’t believe how badly the kids are behaving this week.
Coming up to end of term, weather’s getting warmer, lunar eclipse soon, all the planets were in alignment last week, the sun’s too sunny. You know, the usual reasons.
Divine Angel said:
Today I was in my least favourite class, which, apart from one kid, wasn’t too bad today. The teacher was lamenting how badly behaved all the kids are lately, and when I was clocking off, I was chatting to another teacher whose class had fisticuffs during classtime today. Even the specialist behavioural teacher can’t believe how badly the kids are behaving this week.Coming up to end of term, weather’s getting warmer, lunar eclipse soon, all the planets were in alignment last week, the sun’s too sunny. You know, the usual reasons.
Also some of them forgetting to take their tablets, by the sound of it.
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
Today I was in my least favourite class, which, apart from one kid, wasn’t too bad today. The teacher was lamenting how badly behaved all the kids are lately, and when I was clocking off, I was chatting to another teacher whose class had fisticuffs during classtime today. Even the specialist behavioural teacher can’t believe how badly the kids are behaving this week.Coming up to end of term, weather’s getting warmer, lunar eclipse soon, all the planets were in alignment last week, the sun’s too sunny. You know, the usual reasons.
Also some of them forgetting to take their tablets, by the sound of it.
parasitic brain alterations
Divine Angel said:
Today I was in my least favourite class, which, apart from one kid, wasn’t too bad today. The teacher was lamenting how badly behaved all the kids are lately, and when I was clocking off, I was chatting to another teacher whose class had fisticuffs during classtime today. Even the specialist behavioural teacher can’t believe how badly the kids are behaving this week.Coming up to end of term, weather’s getting warmer, lunar eclipse soon, all the planets were in alignment last week, the sun’s too sunny. You know, the usual reasons.
Aye.
“Why are you late for work?”
“A giant giraffe was blocking the road.”
Divine Angel said:
Today I was in my least favourite class, which, apart from one kid, wasn’t too bad today. The teacher was lamenting how badly behaved all the kids are lately, and when I was clocking off, I was chatting to another teacher whose class had fisticuffs during classtime today. Even the specialist behavioural teacher can’t believe how badly the kids are behaving this week.Coming up to end of term, weather’s getting warmer, lunar eclipse soon, all the planets were in alignment last week, the sun’s too sunny. You know, the usual reasons.
You forgot the wind. The wind makes kids and horses fractious…
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
👀
wait is that a message from the dolphins
dv said:
you forgot to include the intermittent horrible periods when they would also have it ask leading questions in shameless and blatant attempts to farm engagement
🤔
Divine Angel said:
🤔
Why go to all that effort, and then make such a stupid map to fit into a square shape?
Call me a pedant, but the way they have moved NZ out of place just ruins it for me.
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
🤔
Why go to all that effort, and then make such a stupid map to fit into a square shape?
Call me a pedant, but the way they have moved NZ out of place just ruins it for me.
You’re a pedant.
But yeah, it is pretty silly.
I mean if they really don’t want to leave anything out, why didn’t they move Alaska onto the map somewhere.
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
🤔
Why go to all that effort, and then make such a stupid map to fit into a square shape?
Call me a pedant, but the way they have moved NZ out of place just ruins it for me.
You’re a pedant.
But yeah, it is pretty silly.
I mean if they really don’t want to leave anything out, why didn’t they move Alaska onto the map somewhere.
Probably wanting to fit it all on an upright phone or tablet screen.
We proper domestic computer users are a dwindling breed.
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
🤔
Why go to all that effort, and then make such a stupid map to fit into a square shape?
Call me a pedant, but the way they have moved NZ out of place just ruins it for me.
You’re a pedant.
But yeah, it is pretty silly.
I mean if they really don’t want to leave anything out, why didn’t they move Alaska onto the map somewhere.
Probably wanting to fit it all on an upright phone or tablet screen.
We proper domestic computer users are a dwindling breed.
cool how they have pretty much coloured it by modern alignments as well
Can’t park there mate.
Spiny Norman said:
Yeah well the bottom guy can still afford coffee so what’s he complaining about?
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
Good solid building by the looks. Though it also proves that a DC3 could land just about anywhere.
Spiny Norman said:
Clever.
:)
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
Yeah well the bottom guy can still afford coffee so what’s he complaining about?
Just you wait until 11:30 am!
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
What the Bingbot thinks:
That image is definitely striking—and it raises a few eyebrows. The black-and-white aesthetic and the mid-century clothing suggest it’s meant to look historical, but the scene itself feels more surreal than documentary.
Here are a few clues that hint it might not be a real photo:
✈️ The airplane embedded in the roof looks oddly clean and intact for a crash. Real crashes tend to show more chaos—twisted metal, scorched surfaces, and less symmetry.
🧍♂️🧍♀️ The people in the foreground seem unusually calm for such a dramatic event. Their poses feel staged, almost like actors in a film set or an art installation.
🏠 The house damage is oddly localized. A plane that size would likely cause more structural collapse, not just a neat hole in the roof.
🖼️ Stylistic choices like the grayscale and composition suggest it could be a digitally manipulated image or part of a conceptual art piece.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
What the Bingbot thinks:
That image is definitely striking—and it raises a few eyebrows. The black-and-white aesthetic and the mid-century clothing suggest it’s meant to look historical, but the scene itself feels more surreal than documentary.
Here are a few clues that hint it might not be a real photo:
✈️ The airplane embedded in the roof looks oddly clean and intact for a crash. Real crashes tend to show more chaos—twisted metal, scorched surfaces, and less symmetry.
🧍♂️🧍♀️ The people in the foreground seem unusually calm for such a dramatic event. Their poses feel staged, almost like actors in a film set or an art installation.
🏠 The house damage is oddly localized. A plane that size would likely cause more structural collapse, not just a neat hole in the roof.
🖼️ Stylistic choices like the grayscale and composition suggest it could be a digitally manipulated image or part of a conceptual art piece.
Yeah I’m sceptical as well.
I’ll see if I can out if it’s a real photo, gimme a minute.
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
Do you have access to the story behind that?
Spiny Norman said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
What the Bingbot thinks:
That image is definitely striking—and it raises a few eyebrows. The black-and-white aesthetic and the mid-century clothing suggest it’s meant to look historical, but the scene itself feels more surreal than documentary.
Here are a few clues that hint it might not be a real photo:
✈️ The airplane embedded in the roof looks oddly clean and intact for a crash. Real crashes tend to show more chaos—twisted metal, scorched surfaces, and less symmetry.
🧍♂️🧍♀️ The people in the foreground seem unusually calm for such a dramatic event. Their poses feel staged, almost like actors in a film set or an art installation.
🏠 The house damage is oddly localized. A plane that size would likely cause more structural collapse, not just a neat hole in the roof.
🖼️ Stylistic choices like the grayscale and composition suggest it could be a digitally manipulated image or part of a conceptual art piece.
Yeah I’m sceptical as well.
I’ll see if I can out if it’s a real photo, gimme a minute.
The photo seems to be unique to Reddit – that’s where I found it – so it’s unlikely to be a real image and so AI generated.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
What the Bingbot thinks:
That image is definitely striking—and it raises a few eyebrows. The black-and-white aesthetic and the mid-century clothing suggest it’s meant to look historical, but the scene itself feels more surreal than documentary.
Here are a few clues that hint it might not be a real photo:
✈️ The airplane embedded in the roof looks oddly clean and intact for a crash. Real crashes tend to show more chaos—twisted metal, scorched surfaces, and less symmetry.
🧍♂️🧍♀️ The people in the foreground seem unusually calm for such a dramatic event. Their poses feel staged, almost like actors in a film set or an art installation.
🏠 The house damage is oddly localized. A plane that size would likely cause more structural collapse, not just a neat hole in the roof.
🖼️ Stylistic choices like the grayscale and composition suggest it could be a digitally manipulated image or part of a conceptual art piece.
Also, the aeroplane is way too small.
Here’s a real one
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
Do you have access to the story behind that?
I’m quite sure it’s AI generated. I thought it was good for a laugh though.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
What the Bingbot thinks:
That image is definitely striking—and it raises a few eyebrows. The black-and-white aesthetic and the mid-century clothing suggest it’s meant to look historical, but the scene itself feels more surreal than documentary.
Here are a few clues that hint it might not be a real photo:
✈️ The airplane embedded in the roof looks oddly clean and intact for a crash. Real crashes tend to show more chaos—twisted metal, scorched surfaces, and less symmetry.
🧍♂️🧍♀️ The people in the foreground seem unusually calm for such a dramatic event. Their poses feel staged, almost like actors in a film set or an art installation.
🏠 The house damage is oddly localized. A plane that size would likely cause more structural collapse, not just a neat hole in the roof.
🖼️ Stylistic choices like the grayscale and composition suggest it could be a digitally manipulated image or part of a conceptual art piece.
It was an inside job!
Getting a bit desperate for news I see.
esselte said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
What the Bingbot thinks:
That image is definitely striking—and it raises a few eyebrows. The black-and-white aesthetic and the mid-century clothing suggest it’s meant to look historical, but the scene itself feels more surreal than documentary.
Here are a few clues that hint it might not be a real photo:
✈️ The airplane embedded in the roof looks oddly clean and intact for a crash. Real crashes tend to show more chaos—twisted metal, scorched surfaces, and less symmetry.
🧍♂️🧍♀️ The people in the foreground seem unusually calm for such a dramatic event. Their poses feel staged, almost like actors in a film set or an art installation.
🏠 The house damage is oddly localized. A plane that size would likely cause more structural collapse, not just a neat hole in the roof.
🖼️ Stylistic choices like the grayscale and composition suggest it could be a digitally manipulated image or part of a conceptual art piece.
Also, the aeroplane is way too small.
Here’s a real one
wait until you hear about the New York one
Spiny Norman said:
Baby taking a selfie. Quite suspicious.
The is what happens to naughty cats.
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
The Rev Dodgson said:What the Bingbot thinks:
That image is definitely striking—and it raises a few eyebrows. The black-and-white aesthetic and the mid-century clothing suggest it’s meant to look historical, but the scene itself feels more surreal than documentary.
Here are a few clues that hint it might not be a real photo:
✈️ The airplane embedded in the roof looks oddly clean and intact for a crash. Real crashes tend to show more chaos—twisted metal, scorched surfaces, and less symmetry.
🧍♂️🧍♀️ The people in the foreground seem unusually calm for such a dramatic event. Their poses feel staged, almost like actors in a film set or an art installation.
🏠 The house damage is oddly localized. A plane that size would likely cause more structural collapse, not just a neat hole in the roof.
🖼️ Stylistic choices like the grayscale and composition suggest it could be a digitally manipulated image or part of a conceptual art piece.
Yeah I’m sceptical as well.
I’ll see if I can out if it’s a real photo, gimme a minute.
The photo seems to be unique to Reddit – that’s where I found it – so it’s unlikely to be a real image and so AI generated.
That’s strange. Bing image search came up with nothing, but Google came up with loads of matches, mostly from the past few days, but some up to a year ago, and this one undated from X:
https://x.com/nettermike/status/1961176848945353026
Anyway, it seems the imagebots are getting better, but not good enough to fool all the experts here.
esselte said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
What the Bingbot thinks:
That image is definitely striking—and it raises a few eyebrows. The black-and-white aesthetic and the mid-century clothing suggest it’s meant to look historical, but the scene itself feels more surreal than documentary.
Here are a few clues that hint it might not be a real photo:
✈️ The airplane embedded in the roof looks oddly clean and intact for a crash. Real crashes tend to show more chaos—twisted metal, scorched surfaces, and less symmetry.
🧍♂️🧍♀️ The people in the foreground seem unusually calm for such a dramatic event. Their poses feel staged, almost like actors in a film set or an art installation.
🏠 The house damage is oddly localized. A plane that size would likely cause more structural collapse, not just a neat hole in the roof.
🖼️ Stylistic choices like the grayscale and composition suggest it could be a digitally manipulated image or part of a conceptual art piece.
Also, the aeroplane is way too small.
Here’s a real one
Cheers.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
Do you have access to the story behind that?
I’m quite sure it’s AI generated. I thought it was good for a laugh though.
Thanks.
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
Good solid building by the looks. Though it also proves that a DC3 could land just about anywhere.
LOLOLOL…it’s AI crap.
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
Bit of a scale discrepancy there.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
What the Bingbot thinks:
That image is definitely striking—and it raises a few eyebrows. The black-and-white aesthetic and the mid-century clothing suggest it’s meant to look historical, but the scene itself feels more surreal than documentary.
Here are a few clues that hint it might not be a real photo:
✈️ The airplane embedded in the roof looks oddly clean and intact for a crash. Real crashes tend to show more chaos—twisted metal, scorched surfaces, and less symmetry.
🧍♂️🧍♀️ The people in the foreground seem unusually calm for such a dramatic event. Their poses feel staged, almost like actors in a film set or an art installation.
🏠 The house damage is oddly localized. A plane that size would likely cause more structural collapse, not just a neat hole in the roof.
🖼️ Stylistic choices like the grayscale and composition suggest it could be a digitally manipulated image or part of a conceptual art piece.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.
Good solid building by the looks. Though it also proves that a DC3 could land just about anywhere.
LOLOLOL…it’s AI crap.
Not very good at reading between the lines, are you?
roughbarked said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Good solid building by the looks. Though it also proves that a DC3 could land just about anywhere.
LOLOLOL…it’s AI crap.
Not very good at reading between the lines, are you?
You’re serious, aren’t you?
Jaysus Fucking Christ.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
kii said:LOLOLOL…it’s AI crap.
Not very good at reading between the lines, are you?
You’re serious, aren’t you?
Jaysus Fucking Christ.
LOL, kii, fighting the patriarchy one puerile post at a time. you’re a legend.
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Not very good at reading between the lines, are you?
You’re serious, aren’t you?
Jaysus Fucking Christ.
LOL, kii, fighting the patriarchy one puerile post at a time. you’re a legend.
ahahahahahaha
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Not very good at reading between the lines, are you?
You’re serious, aren’t you?
Jaysus Fucking Christ.
LOL, kii, fighting the patriarchy one puerile post at a time. you’re a legend.
Patriarchy hey, some men find it wrong you know or vastly in need of change.
I’m part of it as I am a man but don’t buy into it.
I hate the nonsense that goes with it, it’s puerile and outrightly stupid most of the time.
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Not very good at reading between the lines, are you?
You’re serious, aren’t you?
Jaysus Fucking Christ.
LOL, kii, fighting the patriarchy one puerile post at a time. you’re a legend.
Oh just piss off you weird old man. At least I can find some fun and joy in things, and not be bogged down in the typical crap that some people trot out as serious thoughts.
Cymek said:
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:
You’re serious, aren’t you?
Jaysus Fucking Christ.
LOL, kii, fighting the patriarchy one puerile post at a time. you’re a legend.
Patriarchy hey, some men find it wrong you know or vastly in need of change.
I’m part of it as I am a man but don’t buy into it.
I hate the nonsense that goes with it, it’s puerile and outrightly stupid most of the time.
so you’re not a True Male how does it feel to let your team down and be a girl batting for the other side
Cymek said:
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:You’re serious, aren’t you?
Jaysus Fucking Christ.
LOL, kii, fighting the patriarchy one puerile post at a time. you’re a legend.
Patriarchy hey, some men find it wrong you know or vastly in need of change.
I’m part of it as I am a man but don’t buy into it.
I hate the nonsense that goes with it, it’s puerile and outrightly stupid most of the time.
I try not be part of it, hope that i’m largely successful in that, fear that sometimes i accidentally contribute to it.
kii said:
ChrispenEvan said:
kii said:
You’re serious, aren’t you?
Jaysus Fucking Christ.
LOL, kii, fighting the patriarchy one puerile post at a time. you’re a legend.
Oh just piss off you weird old man. At least I can find some fun and joy in things, and not be bogged down in the typical crap that some people trot out as serious thoughts.
ahahahahaha who doesn’t have fun and joy in shitting on others it’s great like America it’s great like the greatest greatness in the great grater
captain_spalding said:
Cymek said:
ChrispenEvan said:LOL, kii, fighting the patriarchy one puerile post at a time. you’re a legend.
Patriarchy hey, some men find it wrong you know or vastly in need of change.
I’m part of it as I am a man but don’t buy into it.
I hate the nonsense that goes with it, it’s puerile and outrightly stupid most of the time.I try not be part of it, hope that i’m largely successful in that, fear that sometimes i accidentally contribute to it.
don’t be ridiculous everyone knows that the biggest baddest most important signal of standing up against the oppressive horrid hysterical patriarchy and showing how strong a fighter for women’s and transmen’s and transwomen’s and furrynonmen’s rights you are is to tell a bunch of demented old allegedly male refugees from a SCIENCE Forum who are posting about their boring retired lives that they’re the losers they are
captain_spalding said:
Cymek said:
ChrispenEvan said:LOL, kii, fighting the patriarchy one puerile post at a time. you’re a legend.
Patriarchy hey, some men find it wrong you know or vastly in need of change.
I’m part of it as I am a man but don’t buy into it.
I hate the nonsense that goes with it, it’s puerile and outrightly stupid most of the time.I try not be part of it, hope that i’m largely successful in that, fear that sometimes i accidentally contribute to it.
the flesh is weak.
Divine Angel said:
That is terrible enough to be funny.
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
That is terrible enough to be funny.
Paging Boris…
Divine Angel said:
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
That is terrible enough to be funny.
Paging Boris…
Oi!
Divine Angel said:
Dear oh dear.
Divine Angel said:
:)
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
N2O N2O N2O N2O N2O N2O
ChrispenEvan said:
Ha!
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
N2O N2O N2O N2O N2O N2O
It’s a gas, gas, gas.
Mr Plod having a difficult time staying dry.
https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckaroundandfindout/comments/1n2arl0/cop_around_then_cop_down
Cheeky buggers! :)
ChrispenEvan said:
soon it will be “what is democracy” and shit like that
ChrispenEvan said:
Oh dear.
ChrispenEvan said:
LOL
:)
The is perhaps the best card I’ve ever seen. :)
Spiny Norman said:
The is perhaps the best card I’ve ever seen. :)
You have not cleaned up much glitter.
I think it is an awful prank.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
The is perhaps the best card I’ve ever seen. :)You have not cleaned up much glitter.
I think it is an awful prank.
I know the perfect card to send to Bill to express your displeasure.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
The is perhaps the best card I’ve ever seen. :)You have not cleaned up much glitter.
I think it is an awful prank.
I sent one to my cousin 😬
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
The is perhaps the best card I’ve ever seen. :)You have not cleaned up much glitter.
I think it is an awful prank.
I know the perfect card to send to Bill to express your displeasure.
Ha!
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
The is perhaps the best card I’ve ever seen. :)You have not cleaned up much glitter.
I think it is an awful prank.
I sent one to my cousin 😬
You hate your cousin?
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:You have not cleaned up much glitter.
I think it is an awful prank.
I sent one to my cousin 😬
You hate your cousin?
Actually I sent a card that when you open it, it makes loud sex noises. The only way to stop it is to rip the mechanism out, which throws glitter everywhere. I sent it to his workplace 😈
I’d stopped talking to him because he asserted women either make up, or greatly exaggerate, sexual assaults, particularly by famous men.
ChrispenEvan said:
If only all the Clever Memes had similar aged references, so we could all get it immediately.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
If only all the Clever Memes had similar aged references, so we could all get it immediately.
well, I did used to work with old people so I try to cater for them even now.
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
If only all the Clever Memes had similar aged references, so we could all get it immediately.
well, I did used to work with old people so I try to cater for them even now.
It’s whipper-snappers like you that make life worth living.
Headphones that stay on.
Didn’t think that one through, little crab matey.
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1n4aq8s/maybe_maybe_maybe
ChrispenEvan said:
oh shit the economy
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Like.
:)
kii said:
They are quite clever some of those photoshopped requests
Cymek said:
kii said:
They are quite clever some of those photoshopped requests
damn good tattoo artist
When AI is used for good
Divine Angel said:
When AI is used for good
That is terrible and funny.
And here’s one for buffy.
Divine Angel said:
And here’s one for buffy.
Nice looking Boxers too.
:)
A repost, but a good one.
Spiny Norman said:
A repost, but a good one.
I once was lost but now I’m found. Was blind. amazing.
Me.
Lolol….so true!
kii said:
Me.
I understand that one. I empathise. It’s debilitating. It’s independently self-piling. However, pieces in piles are inter- and intra-connected. Pieces are interdependent across dimensions and piles. To change one thing requires changes to uncountable others. I have no idea how to get rid of the piles. Please don’t drown.
kii said:
Lolol….so true!
you had cell phones as kids damn
Boris said:
What Is MAHA ¿
fsm said:
:)
fsm said:
Surely you joust.
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Surely you joust.
LOL
You’re a goddamn genius, Gump.
Boris said:
Well done.
Divine Angel said:
not the worst
Divine Angel said:
The poor child should immediately be taken into care, and the parents sold into slavery!
shakes fist
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
The poor child should immediately be taken into care, and the parents sold into slavery!
shakes fist
Could be worse.
Like X Æ A-Xii or Exa Dark Sideræl
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
not the worst
The poor child should immediately be taken into care, and the parents sold into slavery!
shakes fist
Could be worse.
Like X Æ A-Xii or Exa Dark Sideræl
shrug if people observe the name of something and then decide that it could be the name of a child it’s still a name
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
The poor child should immediately be taken into care, and the parents sold into slavery!
shakes fist
Could be worse.
Like X Æ A-Xii or Exa Dark Sideræl
I like DROP TABLE STUDENTS
Although when the kid leaves school the last name might have to be changed.
btm said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:The poor child should immediately be taken into care, and the parents sold into slavery!
shakes fist
Could be worse.
Like X Æ A-Xii or Exa Dark Sideræl
I like DROP TABLE STUDENTS
Although when the kid leaves school the last name might have to be changed.
To Drop Bear?
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
Divine Angel said:
The poor child should immediately be taken into care, and the parents sold into slavery!
shakes fist
Could be worse.
Like X Æ A-Xii or Exa Dark Sideræl
…
Just reminds me of these Muppets
Divine Angel said:
Just reminds me of these Muppets
I don’t understand – but I don’t know much about muppets.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Just reminds me of these Muppets
I don’t understand – but I don’t know much about muppets.
Although officially known as Martians, they’re also called Yip Yip.
https://youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ?feature=shared
Boris said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
The poor child should immediately be taken into care, and the parents sold into slavery!
shakes fist
Could be worse.
Like X Æ A-Xii or Exa Dark Sideræl
…
what if one writes it in සිංහල අක්ෂර මාලාව will that make it worthy of judgement then
Boris said:
Sneaky puss-puss.
Finally!!!!
Spiny Norman said:
Finally!!!!
Warning not be used a male sex toy, no boners allowed
Spiny Norman said:
Finally!!!!
Thank God 😊 the bones always spoiled them.
Much better.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Finally!!!!
Thank God 😊 the bones always spoiled them.
Much better.
And more plastic to boot.
Boris said:
If the deer had no eyes then I’d have some idea.
But it has some eyes, so I have no-eyed deer.
Divine Angel said:
LOL
Divine Angel said:
Well done!
dv said:
wasn’t that a jurassic park thing
Divine Angel said:
Hahahahahaha
:)
dv said:
:)
Neophyte said:
Catch14/2/3
Foka Wolf
So Weoley Warriors started this dumb flag shite and have managed to raise over £25k for flag related fun.
This is the admin of their page 😂
You guys already looked fucking daft before I even painted that flag
Neophyte said:
Snow White and the 4.666 Dwarves.
captain_spalding said:
Neophyte said:
Snow White and the 4.666 Dwarves.
67.3 Dalmatians
captain_spalding said:
captain_spalding said:
Neophyte said:
Snow White and the 4.666 Dwarves.
67.3 Dalmatians
1.6675 men
4.0002 million dollar man
Boris said:
Foka Wolf
So Weoley Warriors started this dumb flag shite and have managed to raise over £25k for flag related fun.
This is the admin of their page 😂
You guys already looked fucking daft before I even painted that flag
So what did F Wolf paint?
Michael V said:
Boris said:
Foka Wolf
So Weoley Warriors started this dumb flag shite and have managed to raise over £25k for flag related fun.
This is the admin of their page 😂
You guys already looked fucking daft before I even painted that flagSo what did F Wolf paint?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foka_Wolf
Foka Wolf is an anonymous British artist based in Birmingham, known for their artworks involving political satire and subvertising. Their art often appears on billboards and tackles political subjects such as police brutality, climate change, corporate greed, workers’ rights, gentrification and the housing crisis.
Boris said:
After watching pigeons and their splayed tail feathers trying to attract da Ladeez, I’ve decided dudes with those massive utes are trying to do the same.
Only failing miserably.
Boris said:
But think of your bank account!
Not the worst of all possible worlds, but the world of all possible wursts:
Not the worst of all possible worlds, but the world of all possible wursts:
captain_spalding said:
Not the worst of all possible worlds, but the world of all possible wursts:
you are the worst :p
Boris said:
arrest those wokists in classrooms corrupting our students
The old DVD logo finally hits the corner!
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlysatisfying/comments/1n6le8z/the_only_way_dvd_logo_hits_the_corner
Boris said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
Foka Wolf
So Weoley Warriors started this dumb flag shite and have managed to raise over £25k for flag related fun.
This is the admin of their page 😂
You guys already looked fucking daft before I even painted that flagSo what did F Wolf paint?
Good one!
:)
Boris said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foka_Wolf
Foka Wolf is an anonymous British artist based in Birmingham, known for their artworks involving political satire and subvertising. Their art often appears on billboards and tackles political subjects such as police brutality, climate change, corporate greed, workers’ rights, gentrification and the housing crisis.
Well, there you go. Never heard of them before.
Michael V said:
Boris said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foka_Wolf
Foka Wolf is an anonymous British artist based in Birmingham, known for their artworks involving political satire and subvertising. Their art often appears on billboards and tackles political subjects such as police brutality, climate change, corporate greed, workers’ rights, gentrification and the housing crisis.
Well, there you go. Never heard of them before.
Me neither. But I’m not part of their culture, so it’s not so surprising.
Michael V said:
Boris said:
Michael V said:So what did F Wolf paint?
Good one!
:)
I believe I have regaled the forum of this part of my childhood but anyway. We used to play conkers as kids in England, lots of fun. Me being rather tall for my age, I was 6’1” before I left primary school, left me at a slight disadvantage. I had to stoop to conker.
Boris said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
Good one!
:)
I believe I have regaled the forum of this part of my childhood but anyway. We used to play conkers as kids in England, lots of fun. Me being rather tall for my age, I was 6’1” before I left primary school, left me at a slight disadvantage. I had to stoop to conker.
Oh dear.
Boris said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
Good one!
:)
I believe I have regaled the forum of this part of my childhood but anyway. We used to play conkers as kids in England, lots of fun. Me being rather tall for my age, I was 6’1” before I left primary school, left me at a slight disadvantage. I had to stoop to conker.
FMD you were tall.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Boris said:
Michael V said:Good one!
:)
I believe I have regaled the forum of this part of my childhood but anyway. We used to play conkers as kids in England, lots of fun. Me being rather tall for my age, I was 6’1” before I left primary school, left me at a slight disadvantage. I had to stoop to conker.
FMD you were tall.
Sounds like he shot up quickly.
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Boris said:I believe I have regaled the forum of this part of my childhood but anyway. We used to play conkers as kids in England, lots of fun. Me being rather tall for my age, I was 6’1” before I left primary school, left me at a slight disadvantage. I had to stoop to conker.
FMD you were tall.
Sounds like he shot up quickly.
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Boris said:I believe I have regaled the forum of this part of my childhood but anyway. We used to play conkers as kids in England, lots of fun. Me being rather tall for my age, I was 6’1” before I left primary school, left me at a slight disadvantage. I had to stoop to conker.
FMD you were tall.
Sounds like he shot up quickly.
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:FMD you were tall.
Sounds like he shot up quickly.
Shirly shooting up is a bad thing.
Not if you tower over the school bullies.
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:Sounds like he shot up quickly.
Shirly shooting up is a bad thing.Not if you tower over the school bullies.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Boris said:
Michael V said:Good one!
:)
I believe I have regaled the forum of this part of my childhood but anyway. We used to play conkers as kids in England, lots of fun. Me being rather tall for my age, I was 6’1” before I left primary school, left me at a slight disadvantage. I had to stoop to conker.
FMD you were tall.
and some teachers hated it. hard to tell a 11yo off when they tower over you. they seemed to forget I was still just a kid.
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
Witty Rejoinder said:FMD you were tall.
Sounds like he shot up quickly.
Shirly shooting up is a bad thing.
Yes, drugs are often bad.
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:Shirly shooting up is a bad thing.
Not if you tower over the school bullies.
I was thinking about mainlining.
I knew that but stayed away from the issue like I’ve always avoided sticking needles in me.
Boris said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Boris said:I believe I have regaled the forum of this part of my childhood but anyway. We used to play conkers as kids in England, lots of fun. Me being rather tall for my age, I was 6’1” before I left primary school, left me at a slight disadvantage. I had to stoop to conker.
FMD you were tall.
and some teachers hated it. hard to tell a 11yo off when they tower over you. they seemed to forget I was still just a kid.
You held the high ground. ;)
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:Not if you tower over the school bullies.
I was thinking about mainlining.I knew that but stayed away from the issue like I’ve always avoided sticking needles in me.
I’ve considered microdosing, but have stayed away from all illicit substances in my life, why start now? There used to be a kava shop down the road but they closed down and now the newsagent sells kava lol.
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:Not if you tower over the school bullies.
I was thinking about mainlining.I knew that but stayed away from the issue like I’ve always avoided sticking needles in me.
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:I was thinking about mainlining.
I knew that but stayed away from the issue like I’ve always avoided sticking needles in me.
I’m needle phobic but my cancer treatment requires lots of needles. 924 so far.
Yeah. You are a brave lad. I suppose if staying alive can be achieved by constantly being stuck with needles, it is probably worth it all. ;)
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:I was thinking about mainlining.
I knew that but stayed away from the issue like I’ve always avoided sticking needles in me.
I’m needle phobic but my cancer treatment requires lots of needles. 924 so far.
Do you get an award when you hit 1000?
Divine Angel said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:I knew that but stayed away from the issue like I’ve always avoided sticking needles in me.
I’m needle phobic but my cancer treatment requires lots of needles. 924 so far.Do you get an award when you hit 1000?
I reckon he deserves one.
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:I knew that but stayed away from the issue like I’ve always avoided sticking needles in me.
I’m needle phobic but my cancer treatment requires lots of needles. 924 so far.Yeah. You are a brave lad. I suppose if staying alive can be achieved by constantly being stuck with needles, it is probably worth it all. ;)
Divine Angel said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:I knew that but stayed away from the issue like I’ve always avoided sticking needles in me.
I’m needle phobic but my cancer treatment requires lots of needles. 924 so far.Do you get an award when you hit 1000?
The fire extinguisher misbehaved a wee bit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalSlapStick/comments/1n7i435/space_x_fell_on_hard_times
Spiny Norman said:
Had to zoom in to see what’s happening there :)
Boris said:
Michael V said:Good one!
:)
I believe I have regaled the forum of this part of my childhood but anyway. We used to play conkers as kids in England, lots of fun. Me being rather tall for my age, I was 6’1” before I left primary school, left me at a slight disadvantage. I had to stoop to conker.
Groan
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:
roughbarked said:I knew that but stayed away from the issue like I’ve always avoided sticking needles in me.
I’m needle phobic but my cancer treatment requires lots of needles. 924 so far.Yeah. You are a brave lad. I suppose if staying alive can be achieved by constantly being stuck with needles, it is probably worth it all. ;)
I stick needles every day, and twice on Sundays. 💉💉💉💉💉💉
Woodie said:
roughbarked said:
Tamb said:I’m needle phobic but my cancer treatment requires lots of needles. 924 so far.
Yeah. You are a brave lad. I suppose if staying alive can be achieved by constantly being stuck with needles, it is probably worth it all. ;)
I stick needles every day, and twice on Sundays. 💉💉💉💉💉💉
once a week for me.
Spiny Norman said:
Heh.
Spiny Norman said:
I love when businesses lean into one bad review.
when you see it…
Boris said:
when you see it…
Henry V will be happy.
Boris said:
when you see it…
Don’t tell me that the British museum has stolen that too.
Divine Angel said:
Ha!
:)
dv said:
The Whole World Celebrates Juneteenth
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
The Whole World Celebrates Juneteenth
Seriously, what do Americans do with all of the deer that they shoot?
Do they actually eat them?
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
The Whole World Celebrates Juneteenth
Seriously, what do Americans do with all of the deer that they shoot?
Do they actually eat them?
Yes.
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
The Whole World Celebrates Juneteenth
Seriously, what do Americans do with all of the deer that they shoot?
Do they actually eat them?
Yep, I’ve had elk steaks courtesy of mr kii’s nephew. One guy I know fills his freezers for himself and his dog’s. Many people survive on deer etc.
kii said:
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:The Whole World Celebrates Juneteenth
Seriously, what do Americans do with all of the deer that they shoot?
Do they actually eat them?
Yep, I’ve had elk steaks courtesy of mr kii’s nephew. One guy I know fills his freezers for himself and his dog’s. Many people survive on deer etc.
Do they play a mean banjo?
sorry about the censoring…
fsm said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
!!!
Divine Angel said:
LOL
Boris said:
well we don’t talk to ourselves all the time so there
When you’re had a bad day at work but don’t smoke.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1naxw3h/a_good_alternative_indeed
Spiny Norman said:
When you’re had a bad day at work but don’t smoke.https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1naxw3h/a_good_alternative_indeed
:) probaby worth a try.
Fun at the gallery.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1naxrl2/vidas_passadas
Spiny Norman said:
Fun at the gallery.https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1naxrl2/vidas_passadas
:)
Gotta say I’m not a fan of that crapper.
I can hear donde have conniptions
Boris said:
I can hear donde have conniptions
Pi is a variable, and its value depends cultural considerations and how far you are from the equator.
Boris said:
I can hear donde have conniptions
Never mind Donde. I am having conniptions.
Boris said:
that end in gry
Can’t remember if I posted this or not.
Divine Angel said:
Can’t remember if I posted this or not.
But Which One Is dv ¿
Whut?
Spiny Norman said:
Gotta say I’m not a fan of that crapper.
Di they fokd that bit of floor down to get to it?
Heh, too much spare time. :)
https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/1nb7aot/wife_greeting_husband_from_work_everyday
This is a personal attack on me
Boris said:
If you see the bottom of a car door that needs fixing…
Boris said:
Ha! :)
Paywall Sphinx.
A mythological Sphinx, with some way-to-hard to answer riddles, bothers a guy on his way to work.
Boris said:
One might reply to this with an addendum ‘of course as you all probably know this… etc.’ but OCYAPKT my witty rejoinders are not so laboured.
Boris said:
brethren
dv said:
Heh.
Rice and water experiment.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1ndecpy/rice_and_water_experiment
Spiny Norman said:
Rice and water experiment.https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1ndecpy/rice_and_water_experiment
LOL
Boris said:
:)
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
LOL
Peak Warming Man said:
Divine Angel said:
LOL
tard, comme d’habitude
Not a meme as such, but it’s good to see some people getting their house moved and enjoying the ride.
A professor being honest about quantum physics in the first lecture to the class.
https://www.reddit.com/r/sciencememes/comments/1ngk78z/keepin_it_real
omg
Spiny Norman said:
A professor being honest about quantum physics in the first lecture to the class.https://www.reddit.com/r/sciencememes/comments/1ngk78z/keepin_it_real
PMSL
Brilliant!
:)
Divine Angel said:
omg
LOL
Pay that!
:)
dv said:
LOL
dv said:
Oh, my…
Kingy said:
Trying to decide if the video is AI or not. Very much AI.
You don’t by any chance happen to exchange your little finger to your ring finger in a split second at 19 seconds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yCu21pL73s
Kingy said:
Yikes
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Oh, my…
IDGI
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Oh, my…
IDGI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikaru_Sulu
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Oh, my…
IDGI
in one of the new(ish) Star Trek series there is an officer named Sulu, which is pronounced :a bit’ like “Zulu”
So the picture is of the battle of Rorke’s Drift, the small British garrison against a (un)countable horde of Sulu.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:Oh, my…
IDGI
in one of the new(ish) Star Trek series there is an officer named Sulu, which is pronounced :a bit’ like “Zulu”
So the picture is of the battle of Rorke’s Drift, the small British garrison against a (un)countable horde of Sulu.
Since I’ve heard of Sulu, I’m pretty sure he was in it from the start.
I’m not convinced the meme is actually very clever. :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:IDGI
in one of the new(ish) Star Trek series there is an officer named Sulu, which is pronounced :a bit’ like “Zulu”
So the picture is of the battle of Rorke’s Drift, the small British garrison against a (un)countable horde of Sulu.
Since I’ve heard of Sulu, I’m pretty sure he was in it from the start.
I’m not convinced the meme is actually very clever. :)
You may be right. i have never been much of a Star Trek fan myself.
It’s not very clever :)
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Oh, my…
IDGI
From Wikipedia:
‘George Takei’s famous catchphrase “Oh my!” originated from an appearance on The Howard Stern Show, where he used the phrase in response to something Stern said, a moment that was later widely shared and popularized.
While the phrase became iconic through his social media presence and public appearances, Takei has stated that he used it once on the Stern show and later regretted it, though it became a defining part of his public persona. The phrase was not originally from Star Trek, although it has been associated with him in popular culture and even referenced in fan content.’ His use of “Oh my!” has become a signature element of his humorous and engaging online presence, contributing to his status as a social media powerhouse.’George has a Youtube channel: ‘George Takei’s Oh Myyy’ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcF1_LhTdHqA7pGOCcUTB_Q
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:Oh, my…
IDGI
From Wikipedia:
‘George Takei’s famous catchphrase “Oh my!” originated from an appearance on The Howard Stern Show, where he used the phrase in response to something Stern said, a moment that was later widely shared and popularized.
While the phrase became iconic through his social media presence and public appearances, Takei has stated that he used it once on the Stern show and later regretted it, though it became a defining part of his public persona. The phrase was not originally from Star Trek, although it has been associated with him in popular culture and even referenced in fan content.’ His use of “Oh my!” has become a signature element of his humorous and engaging online presence, contributing to his status as a social media powerhouse.’George has a Youtube channel: ‘George Takei’s Oh Myyy’ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcF1_LhTdHqA7pGOCcUTB_Q
Oh my. i didn’t get all the layers and layers of the joke.
I guess I am not very clever…
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:Oh, my…
IDGI
From Wikipedia:
‘George Takei’s famous catchphrase “Oh my!” originated from an appearance on The Howard Stern Show, where he used the phrase in response to something Stern said, a moment that was later widely shared and popularized.
While the phrase became iconic through his social media presence and public appearances, Takei has stated that he used it once on the Stern show and later regretted it, though it became a defining part of his public persona. The phrase was not originally from Star Trek, although it has been associated with him in popular culture and even referenced in fan content.’ His use of “Oh my!” has become a signature element of his humorous and engaging online presence, contributing to his status as a social media powerhouse.’George has a Youtube channel: ‘George Takei’s Oh Myyy’ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcF1_LhTdHqA7pGOCcUTB_Q
Meh, Peter Ustinov was there first using it in 1976’s “Logan’s Run”
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Oh, my…
IDGI
Those are many copies of Hikaru Sulu from the TV series called Star Trek
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
Michael V said:IDGI
in one of the new(ish) Star Trek series there is an officer named Sulu, which is pronounced :a bit’ like “Zulu”
So the picture is of the battle of Rorke’s Drift, the small British garrison against a (un)countable horde of Sulu.
Since I’ve heard of Sulu, I’m pretty sure he was in it from the start.
I’m not convinced the meme is actually very clever. :)
Had no idea there were such high standards here…
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:
in one of the new(ish) Star Trek series there is an officer named Sulu, which is pronounced :a bit’ like “Zulu”
So the picture is of the battle of Rorke’s Drift, the small British garrison against a (un)countable horde of Sulu.
Since I’ve heard of Sulu, I’m pretty sure he was in it from the start.
I’m not convinced the meme is actually very clever. :)
Had no idea there were such high standards here…
well no need to raise the white flag over it
Boris said:
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:Oh, my…
IDGI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikaru_Sulu
Thanks. I still don’t understand.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:Oh, my…
IDGI
in one of the new(ish) Star Trek series there is an officer named Sulu, which is pronounced :a bit’ like “Zulu”
So the picture is of the battle of Rorke’s Drift, the small British garrison against a (un)countable horde of Sulu.
Thanks. That explains it nicely.
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
party_pants said:in one of the new(ish) Star Trek series there is an officer named Sulu, which is pronounced :a bit’ like “Zulu”
So the picture is of the battle of Rorke’s Drift, the small British garrison against a (un)countable horde of Sulu.
Since I’ve heard of Sulu, I’m pretty sure he was in it from the start.
I’m not convinced the meme is actually very clever. :)
Had no idea there were such high standards here…
You should join us in the MMMMM.
Make Memes More ‘Musing Movement.
HTH
fsm said:
hehehehe
Now that’s a proper clever and funny meme. 😎
fsm said:
LOL
Dunno if I posted this or not.
Divine Angel said:
Dunno if I posted this or not.
Someone did.
And it’s even worse second time around :)
got a new mousepad
Woodie said:
fsm said:
hehehehe
Now that’s a proper clever and funny meme. 😎
Me and Mrs S toyed with the idea of moving to live in NZ for a while, once i’d paid off from work.
Then we realised that, much as we adored the place and liked the people, we’d be surrounded with people who spoke like that.
captain_spalding said:
Woodie said:
fsm said:
hehehehe
Now that’s a proper clever and funny meme. 😎
Me and Mrs S toyed with the idea of moving to live in NZ for a while, once i’d paid off from work.
Then we realised that, much as we adored the place and liked the people, we’d be surrounded with people who spoke like that.
I’m fond of our Kiwi cousins (meaning New Zealanders in general, I don’t personally have any Kiwi cousins).
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
Woodie said:hehehehe
Now that’s a proper clever and funny meme. 😎
Me and Mrs S toyed with the idea of moving to live in NZ for a while, once i’d paid off from work.
Then we realised that, much as we adored the place and liked the people, we’d be surrounded with people who spoke like that.
I’m fond of our Kiwi cousins (meaning New Zealanders in general, I don’t personally have any Kiwi cousins).
…despite all the paranormal goings on over there.
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:Me and Mrs S toyed with the idea of moving to live in NZ for a while, once i’d paid off from work.
Then we realised that, much as we adored the place and liked the people, we’d be surrounded with people who spoke like that.
I’m fond of our Kiwi cousins (meaning New Zealanders in general, I don’t personally have any Kiwi cousins).
…despite all the paranormal goings on over there.
I’ve always thought it remarkable that NZ, with it’s fjords and such, and given their atavistic desire to be the UK of the southern hemisphere, doesn’t have its own ‘Loch Ness monster’.
Or, does it have one that i just haven’t heard of?
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:I’m fond of our Kiwi cousins (meaning New Zealanders in general, I don’t personally have any Kiwi cousins).
…despite all the paranormal goings on over there.
I’ve always thought it remarkable that NZ, with it’s fjords and such, and given their atavistic desire to be the UK of the southern hemisphere, doesn’t have its own ‘Loch Ness monster’.
Or, does it have one that i just haven’t heard of?
They’ve had a few dolphins that interacted with humans…Opo and Pelorus Jack.
fsm said:
He died 5 years ago.
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
He died 5 years ago.
He died 5 years ago.
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
He died 5 years ago.
He died 5 years ago.
He died 5 years ago.
JudgeMental said:
Heh
JudgeMental said:
shakes head
Peak Warming Man said:
party_pants said:
JudgeMental said:
Heh
shakes head
now do grand unified force
SCIENCE said:
Peak Warming Man said:
party_pants said:
Heh
shakes head
now do grand unified force
my gut instinct says there is no such thing.
Spiny Norman said:
What’s the jist?
Spiny Norman said:
I don’t think they got the message about where to send the code.
Spiny Norman said:
My limited knowledge tells me those links ain’t gunna work.
Spiny Norman said:
idgi
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
idgi
The addresses provided just send him back to his own computer.
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
idgi
The addresses provided just send him back to his own computer.
Oh.
Hardy har har.
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
idgi
The addresses provided just send him back to his own computer.
Oh.
Hardy har har.
wait wdgi still
¿ their best work is his own computer ?
I see the Kiwi blobsled team is out practicing…
JudgeMental said:
I see the Kiwi blobsled team is out practicing…
LOL
I watched one of these on YT recently so of course they’ve been popping up frequently now.
It’s about how terrifyingly ignorant Americans are of anything that isn’t American.
I don’t how genuine some of the comments are but lately I wouldn’t be surprised if every single one of them is true.
Spiny Norman said:
I watched one of these on YT recently so of course they’ve been popping up frequently now.
It’s about how terrifyingly ignorant Americans are of anything that isn’t American.
I don’t how genuine some of the comments are but lately I wouldn’t be surprised if every single one of them is true.
It was worth going to the US to experience that ignorance, and the ultra-right “Christian” radio stations. It was quite amazing.
I wouldn’t go now though.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
I watched one of these on YT recently so of course they’ve been popping up frequently now.
It’s about how terrifyingly ignorant Americans are of anything that isn’t American.
I don’t how genuine some of the comments are but lately I wouldn’t be surprised if every single one of them is true.It was worth going to the US to experience that ignorance, and the ultra-right “Christian” radio stations. It was quite amazing.
I wouldn’t go now though.
Yeah.
I certainly wouldn’t be able to, with the years of comments I’ve made against Shitler on social media.
But since I have zero desire nor reason to go there I’m just fine with that.
Spiny Norman said:
I watched one of these on YT recently so of course they’ve been popping up frequently now.
It’s about how terrifyingly ignorant Americans are of anything that isn’t American.
I don’t how genuine some of the comments are but lately I wouldn’t be surprised if every single one of them is true.
to be fair.. gravity is a theory, they were useless in everything else in that one, but correct about that
and didn’t we have a politician who said the same thing as this person?
Spiny Norman said:
Yeah.
I certainly wouldn’t be able to, with the years of comments I’ve made against Shitler on social media.
But since I have zero desire nor reason to go there I’m just fine with that.
That being said, I would very much like to go there to see an SR-71 Blackbird in a museum and some rocket launches. The Spacex Starship for one.
But there’s just one SR-71 on display outside the US and it’s in the UK, and I can live quite happily without seeing a rocket launch live so perhaps sometime in the future I may make a trek to the UK.
Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
I watched one of these on YT recently so of course they’ve been popping up frequently now.
It’s about how terrifyingly ignorant Americans are of anything that isn’t American.
I don’t how genuine some of the comments are but lately I wouldn’t be surprised if every single one of them is true.to be fair.. gravity is a theory, they were useless in everything else in that one, but correct about that
and didn’t we have a politician who said the same thing as this person?
While there are theories of gravity, gravity itself is demonstrably real.
Same is true of evolution: while there are various theories concerning exactly how it works, evolution itself is an empirical fact.
Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
I watched one of these on YT recently so of course they’ve been popping up frequently now.
It’s about how terrifyingly ignorant Americans are of anything that isn’t American.
I don’t how genuine some of the comments are but lately I wouldn’t be surprised if every single one of them is true.to be fair.. gravity is a theory, they were useless in everything else in that one, but correct about that
and didn’t we have a politician who said the same thing as this person?
is it true though
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
I watched one of these on YT recently so of course they’ve been popping up frequently now.
It’s about how terrifyingly ignorant Americans are of anything that isn’t American.
I don’t how genuine some of the comments are but lately I wouldn’t be surprised if every single one of them is true.to be fair.. gravity is a theory, they were useless in everything else in that one, but correct about that
and didn’t we have a politician who said the same thing as this person?
is it true though
I reckon though you could run a scam if treasury was part of it.
Print money, remove any records it was printed.
Give that money to people who go overseas and buy valuable artworks/gold/etc paid for in cash.
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
Yeah.
I certainly wouldn’t be able to, with the years of comments I’ve made against Shitler on social media.
But since I have zero desire nor reason to go there I’m just fine with that.
That being said, I would very much like to go there to see an SR-71 Blackbird in a museum and some rocket launches. The Spacex Starship for one.
But there’s just one SR-71 on display outside the US and it’s in the UK, and I can live quite happily without seeing a rocket launch live so perhaps sometime in the future I may make a trek to the UK.
When I was a kid, we (family, travelling) accidentally saw a rocket launch live whilst skirting Woomera.
Cymek said:
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
to be fair.. gravity is a theory, they were useless in everything else in that one, but correct about that
and didn’t we have a politician who said the same thing as this person?
is it true though
I reckon though you could run a scam if treasury was part of it.
Print money, remove any records it was printed.
Give that money to people who go overseas and buy valuable artworks/gold/etc paid for in cash.
we thought the main issue was that the rich players just suck up the money that’s being splashed around so without any further controls on it it just makes things worse as a consequence, there was plenty of support going on in pandemic crisis times and life was good
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Fair comment.
nah if they paid more tax they wouldn’t be filthy rich and able to be flaunting that wealth
Divine Angel said:
roughbarked said:
Apparently he moved his wedding to a private “island” which is inaccessible once the bridges are lifted, because of the protests.
Not wrong though. That sort of money can fix a lot of problems in the world.
Inaccessible ¿ Quitter talk, apparently Iran was doing nuclear stuff 100 m under a mountain, and then ¿
dv said:
Yeah, I said yesterday it was all very convenient.
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
Yeah, I said yesterday it was all very convenient.
It’s really weird to be listening to Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes and hearing them make sense
https://www.facebook.com/martin.reyes.834549/videos/4199921373552598/?mibextid=9drbnH
Medical mistakes in movies & tv series.
Spiny Norman said:
Heh!
:)
Spiny Norman said:
The ladder trick.https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1njqvb6/maybe_maybe_maybe
:)
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Heh!
:)
wait don’t they
Divine Angel said:
Burning of US flags is the officially recommended way to get rid of them. When they’re old, tattered, worn out.
Of course, it’s meant to be done ‘repectfully’, not stomping on and spitting on the burning flag.
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:
Burning of US flags is the officially recommended way to get rid of them. When they’re old, tattered, worn out.
Of course, it’s meant to be done ‘repectfully’, not stomping on and spitting on the burning flag.
‘…resepectfully…’
captain_spalding said:
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:
Burning of US flags is the officially recommended way to get rid of them. When they’re old, tattered, worn out.
Of course, it’s meant to be done ‘repectfully’, not stomping on and spitting on the burning flag.
‘…resepectfully…’
I give up.
captain_spalding said:
captain_spalding said:
captain_spalding said:
Burning of US flags is the officially recommended way to get rid of them. When they’re old, tattered, worn out.
Of course, it’s meant to be done ‘repectfully’, not stomping on and spitting on the burning flag.
‘…resepectfully…’
I give up.
we thought burning flags was protected speech
Divine Angel said:
I have now done my own research and know what a GOAT song is.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I have now done my own research and know what a GOAT song is.
GOAT song: ‘Dock of the Bay’, Otis Redding.
Further discussion is unnecessary.
dv said:
so dogs are commentators on the USSA for the last 25 years
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I have now done my own research and know what a GOAT song is.
GOAT song: ‘Dock of the Bay’, Otis Redding.
Further discussion is unnecessary.
Rick Astley – Never Gunna Give You up.
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I have now done my own research and know what a GOAT song is.
GOAT song: ‘Dock of the Bay’, Otis Redding.
Further discussion is unnecessary.
Rick Astley – Never Gunna Give You up.
dv said:
I admit to using rotation matrices rather than quaternions.
I don’t think I get the point of the moron and the monk saying the same thing.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
I admit to using rotation matrices rather than quaternions.
I don’t think I get the point of the moron and the monk saying the same thing.
intelligence quotient of 145, better than 98% of the population, and still doesn’t get unary, weak
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
I admit to using rotation matrices rather than quaternions.
I don’t think I get the point of the moron and the monk saying the same thing.
intelligence quotient of 145, better than 98% of the population, and still doesn’t get unary, weak
also speaking of quaternions matrices and tens
tensors are better anyway
Um, no thanks, I won’t be asking for any of that.
Well, i’m screwed.
A perfectly reasonable response to a question on Quora:
Spiny Norman said:
At work, i was given a card additional to those usually found on people’s i.d. card lanyards.
It said:
‘This is Spalding.
He sometimes wanders.
He is generally friendly, and does not bite.
If you find him,
please give him a biscuit, and a drink
and call this number’
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
At work, i was given a card additional to those usually found on people’s i.d. card lanyards.
It said:
‘This is Spalding.
He sometimes wanders.
He is generally friendly, and does not bite.
If you find him,
please give him a biscuit, and a drink
and call this number’
Harsh but fair.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
At work, i was given a card additional to those usually found on people’s i.d. card lanyards.
It said:
‘This is Spalding.
He sometimes wanders.
He is generally friendly, and does not bite.
If you find him,
please give him a biscuit, and a drink
and call this number’
My 16yo granddaughter received a custom t shirt from her friends, white writing on black, ‘Silent but Friendly’.
Woodie said:
:)
AussieDJ said:
Woodie said:
:)
They won’t be laughing when they see the sheets.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
At work, i was given a card additional to those usually found on people’s i.d. card lanyards.
It said:
‘This is Spalding.
He sometimes wanders.
He is generally friendly, and does not bite.
If you find him,
please give him a biscuit, and a drink
and call this number’
LOL
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Tick!
Woodie said:
:)
dv said:
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Happened to me, too.
Divine Angel said:
going for the jugular
Divine Angel said:
Excellent!
I’ll pay that one.
:)
Divine Angel said:
Heh.
Divine Angel said:
:)
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
Heh.
Just had a passing thought for an episode of ‘Dr. Who’, where would-be alien invaders grossly misinterpret the sginificance of a public figure, and model vast armies of their troops on an image of that person.
captain_spalding said:
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
Heh.
Just had a passing thought for an episode of ‘Dr. Who’, where would-be alien invaders grossly misinterpret the sginificance of a public figure, and model vast armies of their troops on an image of that person.
:)
JudgeMental said:
Could do with a few more full stops.
I’m not convinced the hat thing is the thing that should be clung to. Other well respected people have worn similar hats and got no grief from it. We should be better than this, be outraged by the fact that the hat might have been hiding a Melania doppelganger, which is a much more interesting conversation than wearing a hat that has been seen heaps of time on the heads of Kate, Diana, the Queen… probs camilla too (since I read she likes to Be Like Kate) …
Arts said:
I’m not convinced the hat thing is the thing that should be clung to. Other well respected people have worn similar hats and got no grief from it. We should be better than this, be outraged by the fact that the hat might have been hiding a Melania doppelganger, which is a much more interesting conversation than wearing a hat that has been seen heaps of time on the heads of Kate, Diana, the Queen… probs camilla too (since I read she likes to Be Like Kate) …
Mocking pomp and ceremony is healthy.
Divine Angel said:
(makes note)
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:
(makes note)
Print it out and stick it on the back of the dunny door.
party_pants said:
Arts said:
I’m not convinced the hat thing is the thing that should be clung to. Other well respected people have worn similar hats and got no grief from it. We should be better than this, be outraged by the fact that the hat might have been hiding a Melania doppelganger, which is a much more interesting conversation than wearing a hat that has been seen heaps of time on the heads of Kate, Diana, the Queen… probs camilla too (since I read she likes to Be Like Kate) …
Mocking pomp and ceremony is healthy.
but it’s not consistent, is my point.
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:
(makes note)
methamphetamine
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:
(makes note)
methamphetamine
Don’t need it.
We have a plentiful supply of (prescribed) opiates.
Arts said:
party_pants said:
Arts said:
I’m not convinced the hat thing is the thing that should be clung to. Other well respected people have worn similar hats and got no grief from it. We should be better than this, be outraged by the fact that the hat might have been hiding a Melania doppelganger, which is a much more interesting conversation than wearing a hat that has been seen heaps of time on the heads of Kate, Diana, the Queen… probs camilla too (since I read she likes to Be Like Kate) …
Mocking pomp and ceremony is healthy.
but it’s not consistent, is my point.
I don’t think there’s a Camilla doppelgänger.
The discourse around Kate and William laughing at Trump’s jokes is also interesting. It’s like no one has heard of diplomacy.
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:(makes note)
methamphetamine
Don’t need it.
We have a plentiful supply of (prescribed) opiates.
But do you have a boat?
Arts said:
party_pants said:
Arts said:
I’m not convinced the hat thing is the thing that should be clung to. Other well respected people have worn similar hats and got no grief from it. We should be better than this, be outraged by the fact that the hat might have been hiding a Melania doppelganger, which is a much more interesting conversation than wearing a hat that has been seen heaps of time on the heads of Kate, Diana, the Queen… probs camilla too (since I read she likes to Be Like Kate) …
Mocking pomp and ceremony is healthy.
but it’s not consistent, is my point.
also we thought it was just more diversionary tactics
Divine Angel said:
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:methamphetamine
Don’t need it.
We have a plentiful supply of (prescribed) opiates.
But do you have a boat?
Why? Are you planning to leave me one, in your will?
Arts said:
party_pants said:
Arts said:
I’m not convinced the hat thing is the thing that should be clung to. Other well respected people have worn similar hats and got no grief from it. We should be better than this, be outraged by the fact that the hat might have been hiding a Melania doppelganger, which is a much more interesting conversation than wearing a hat that has been seen heaps of time on the heads of Kate, Diana, the Queen… probs camilla too (since I read she likes to Be Like Kate) …
Mocking pomp and ceremony is healthy.
but it’s not consistent, is my point.
It doesn’t need to be.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Woodie said:
JudgeMental said:
Could do with a few more full stops.
Had to look up Cottagecore
Cottagecore is an internet aesthetic and subculture concerned with an idealised rural lifestyle. The aesthetic centres on traditional and vernacular architecture, clothing,……………….Stops reading.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Woodie said:Could do with a few more full stops.
Had to look up Cottagecore
Cottagecore is an internet aesthetic and subculture concerned with an idealised rural lifestyle. The aesthetic centres on traditional and vernacular architecture, clothing,……………….Stops reading.
Marie Antoinette and Hameau de la Reine.
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:
captain_spalding said:Don’t need it.
We have a plentiful supply of (prescribed) opiates.
But do you have a boat?
Why? Are you planning to leave me one, in your will?
Happy to give you my neighbour’s boat.
Arts said:
party_pants said:
Arts said:
I’m not convinced the hat thing is the thing that should be clung to. Other well respected people have worn similar hats and got no grief from it. We should be better than this, be outraged by the fact that the hat might have been hiding a Melania doppelganger, which is a much more interesting conversation than wearing a hat that has been seen heaps of time on the heads of Kate, Diana, the Queen… probs camilla too (since I read she likes to Be Like Kate) …
Mocking pomp and ceremony is healthy.
but it’s not consistent, is my point.
the only thing consistent is inconsistency.
OJS
Divine Angel said:
Sounds plausible.
Arts said:
party_pants said:
Arts said:
I’m not convinced the hat thing is the thing that should be clung to. Other well respected people have worn similar hats and got no grief from it. We should be better than this, be outraged by the fact that the hat might have been hiding a Melania doppelganger, which is a much more interesting conversation than wearing a hat that has been seen heaps of time on the heads of Kate, Diana, the Queen… probs camilla too (since I read she likes to Be Like Kate) …
Mocking pomp and ceremony is healthy.
but it’s not consistent, is my point.
Is anything consistent, apart from the speed of light in a vacuum?
Brian should mansplain for his country.
dv said:
Brian should mansplain for his country.
fkn prescriptivists
Michael V said:
Arts said:
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
we remember the godelled days
:)
Well I wonder what mr godel would have to say about that.
Mocking pomp and ceremony is healthy.
but it’s not consistent, is my point.
Is anything consistent, apart from the speed of light in a vacuum?
wait so is this a reference to perfect universal truth again
Currently reading a horror story in Braille.
I can just feel something bad happening.
Kingy said:
Currently reading a horror story in Braille.I can just feel something bad happening.
Dear oh dear.
Peak Warming Man said:
Kingy said:
Currently reading a horror story in Braille.
I can just feel something bad happening.
Dear oh dear.
just listen to yourselves
Kingy said:
Currently reading a horror story in Braille.I can just feel something bad happening.
:)
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Arts said:
but it’s not consistent, is my point.
Is anything consistent, apart from the speed of light in a vacuum?
wait so is this a reference to perfect universal truth again
Maybe, maybe not.
Kingy said:
you wouldn’t want that to slip inside your sleeping bag
I went out with some friends and we started drinking mocktails.
After about 12 of them, if my hazy memory of the night is correct, I ended up getting a temporary tattoo stenciled on.
Kingy said:
!!!
Kingy said:
Oh dear.
Michael V said:
Kingy said:
Oh dear.
At least it’s true.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Kingy said:
Oh dear.
At least it’s true.
But it really is just a Dad Joke…
JudgeMental said:
Wild
“Bit of fun dropping around 400 golf ball sized marshmallows (via open packets attached to swivels) across Clive Palmers golf course today whilst a bunch of his mates play.”
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1160966344855724
Oh nice one Centurion.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Oh dear.
At least it’s true.
But it really is just a Dad Joke…
and also low on the scale because the same pattern could be used for pretty much any other designation
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
Wild
wait is he sending his heart out to yous
JudgeMental said:
I’ve got a tungsten one – on my finger get your minds out of the gutter! – that’d be a bit tricky to cut I imagine.
JudgeMental said:
Good to know…
JudgeMental said:
depleted uranium rings are better anyway
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOwHSCJgEMN/?igsh=end2aHhkYzM2bzQy
Witty Rejoinder said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOwHSCJgEMN/?igsh=end2aHhkYzM2bzQy
Affectionate but a bit too boisterous.
Kingy said:
I’ve got nothin’…
Witty Rejoinder said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOwHSCJgEMN/?igsh=end2aHhkYzM2bzQy
Ouch!
I’ve got a 1/5th scale off-roader like that. The electric motor is about the size of a soft drink can, it has enough power to leave little tyre burnout lines on the road. It’s very difficult to steer with any real throttle on so it just collects dust for now.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Kingy said:
I’ve got nothin’…
loch ness monster
JudgeMental said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Kingy said:
I’ve got nothin’…
loch ness monster
Ahhh. Best I could manage was monster Nintendo padlock.
Every fkn time.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Woodie said:
JudgeMental said:
Cymek said:
dv said:
Popular toys from the 1940s
Is that the uranium trigger or whatever its called where the man got a radiation dose when he caused it to go critical
Could do with a few more full stops.
Had to look up Cottagecore
Cottagecore is an internet aesthetic and subculture concerned with an idealised rural lifestyle. The aesthetic centres on traditional and vernacular architecture, clothing,……………….Stops reading.
core core
JudgeMental said:
I made up one of those years ago but never sent it into Viz (who hated receiving contributions from real people, anyway).
>Want to a watch a bit of telly but don’t want to get “too comfortable?” Just fill your knickers with crumbled Weetabix before you sit down.
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
I made up one of those years ago but never sent it into Viz (who hated receiving contributions from real people, anyway).
>Want to a watch a bit of telly but don’t want to get “too comfortable?” Just fill your knickers with crumbled Weetabix before you sit down.
Valuable tips, every one.
But what is this Viz thing of which you speak?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
I made up one of those years ago but never sent it into Viz (who hated receiving contributions from real people, anyway).
>Want to a watch a bit of telly but don’t want to get “too comfortable?” Just fill your knickers with crumbled Weetabix before you sit down.
Valuable tips, every one.
But what is this Viz thing of which you speak?
The Rev Dodgson said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:I made up one of those years ago but never sent it into Viz (who hated receiving contributions from real people, anyway).
>Want to a watch a bit of telly but don’t want to get “too comfortable?” Just fill your knickers with crumbled Weetabix before you sit down.
Valuable tips, every one.
But what is this Viz thing of which you speak?
British “adult” comic. Still going, apparently. But now they’re actually soliciting Top Tips, so not so hostile to public contribution :)
https://viz.co.uk/
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Valuable tips, every one.
But what is this Viz thing of which you speak?
British “adult” comic. Still going, apparently. But now they’re actually soliciting Top Tips, so not so hostile to public contribution :)
https://viz.co.uk/
…just sent them the Weetabix one, with typo removed.
Divine Angel said:
Dear oh dear.
Divine Angel said:
The USA tempts them be playing it’s Trump card and they run away never to return
Divine Angel said:
Ha!
This is terrible but I did laugh.
they need a fucking much more lethal weapon that will completely obsolete guns if people have them and then problem solved
There’s only about three people on this forum who’ll get the joke without googling but here it is anyway.
Kingy said:
Dear oh dear.
Peak Warming Man said:
Kingy said:
Dear oh dear.
Sorry, I’m a bit out of whack.
More whack is on backorder.
Divine Angel said:
There’s only about three people on this forum who’ll get the joke without googling but here it is anyway.
Heh… Sailor Twit stuff… I’m down with that, homie.
Divine Angel said:
There’s only about three people on this forum who’ll get the joke without googling but here it is anyway.
Divine Angel said:
:)
From Tom Gauld
derivative
The Rev Dodgson said:
From Tom Gauld
Deep man.
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
From Tom Gauld
Deep man.
SCIENCE said:
derivative
Quite.
The derivative appears to be constant and positive, but how can it be?
JudgeMental said:
uh … them cough syrups did contain booze
…
JudgeMental said:
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
From Tom Gauld
:)
Probably posted this before but here it is
AussieDJ said:
dv said:
Probably posted this before but here it is
Looks more weird than clever to me, but to each their own.
Spiny Norman said:
Some disassemble required
Cymek said:
Spiny Norman said:
Some disassemble required
but do they dissemble
dv said:
Lettuce pray?
Woodie said:
dv said:
Lettuce pray?
Ha
Dress code
This one ain’t clever at all
Divine Angel said:
This one ain’t clever at all
Phooey
fsm said:
Congrats to Rebecca on that word salad
Divine Angel said:
This one ain’t clever at all
Nearly antipodal
That is Ivan Pavlov. He conditioned dog to salivate at the sound of a bell.
Are we really at the stage that we need to pre-explain our memes?
Divine Angel said:
All these Epstein files and stuff have probably been rogered and burnt by now.
dv said:
Are we really at the stage that we need to pre-explain our memes?
actually that was a post explanation. I did purely for the mansplain effect.
dv said:
Are we really at the stage that we need to pre-explain our memes?
Not unless MV’s here 😏
Lemme know if this one needs angelsplaining.
Divine Angel said:
dv said:
Are we really at the stage that we need to pre-explain our memes?
Not unless MV’s here 😏
Lemme know if this one needs angelsplaining.
Fresh air caused mine.
In the last 15 years or so, the Russian government has put enormous effort into destabilising the Western world through social media campaigns disguised as native grassroots movements or individual commentary. Part of this has been bot-driven, and part has used human agents. While some of it has been explicitly pro-Russian propaganda, most has just been disinformation in support of division that weakens the Western countries or their alliances. It is a very cost efficient means of getting the ideas in front of millions of pairs of eyes.
In this instance, the suggestion is that the Dornan account, which shares posts in favour of Texan seccession from the USA, is Russian or Russian-backed. The term “warm-water port” is not a phrase uttered in relation to the USA because all of their significant ports are ice-free: they don’t have the problem of a ports being iced over for part of the year. It is a preoccupation of the Russian mind, and indeed the need for warm-water ports has been a major driver of their expansionism.
To highlight this shibboleth, the responding memer has used a frame from Quentin Tarantino’s 2009 film Inglourious Basterds. The British soldier Archie Hicox, in disguise as a German, orders three drinks using three fingers held in the usual British way (thumb, index, middle) rather than the German way (index, middle, ring), leading to his discovery.
JudgeMental said:
That is Ivan Pavlov. He conditioned dog to salivate at the sound of a bell.
classical
Divine Angel said:
dv said:
Are we really at the stage that we need to pre-explain our memes?
Not unless MV’s here 😏
Lemme know if this one needs angelsplaining.
wait so he never touched paracetamol in his life
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
Are we really at the stage that we need to pre-explain our memes?
actually that was a post explanation. I did purely for the mansplain effect.
but you’re not a Real Man so it didn’t work
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
Are we really at the stage that we need to pre-explain our memes?
actually that was a post explanation. I did purely for the mansplain effect.
but you’re not a Real Man so it didn’t work
I’ve never had a quiche!
dv said:
In the last 15 years or so, the Russian government has put enormous effort into destabilising the Western world through social media campaigns disguised as native grassroots movements or individual commentary. Part of this has been bot-driven, and part has used human agents. While some of it has been explicitly pro-Russian propaganda, most has just been disinformation in support of division that weakens the Western countries or their alliances. It is a very cost efficient means of getting the ideas in front of millions of pairs of eyes.
In this instance, the suggestion is that the Dornan account, which shares posts in favour of Texan seccession from the USA, is Russian or Russian-backed. The term “warm-water port” is not a phrase uttered in relation to the USA because all of their significant ports are ice-free: they don’t have the problem of a ports being iced over for part of the year. It is a preoccupation of the Russian mind, and indeed the need for warm-water ports has been a major driver of their expansionism.
To highlight this shibboleth, the responding memer has used a frame from Quentin Tarantino’s 2009 film Inglourious Basterds. The British soldier Archie Hicox, in disguise as a German, orders three drinks using three fingers held in the usual British way (thumb, index, middle) rather than the German way (index, middle, ring), leading to his discovery.
wait
so actually we’re speaking German right now
If you’ve seen the film Inglourious Basterds, you will know that German and British people indicate the number three with their fingers in different ways. (Germans raise their thumb and first two fingers; Britons pin the little finger with their thumb and raise the rest.) Most never realise that this difference exists until they see the alternative, which, to them, looks strange.
actually this all reminds us to bring up the irony of the
If it weren’t for us you’d all be speaking German¡
shit again
LOL
SCIENCE said:
actually this all reminds us to bring up the irony of the
If it weren’t for us you’d all be speaking German¡
shit again
LOL
I imagine if the UK and France hadn’t been fighting all those years ago, the USA wouldn’t exist
Cymek said:
SCIENCE said:
actually this all reminds us to bring up the irony of the
If it weren’t for us you’d all be speaking German¡
shit again
LOL
I imagine if the UK and France hadn’t been fighting all those years ago, the USA wouldn’t exist
more that the focus is on the language and not the ideology
JudgeMental said:
dv said:
Are we really at the stage that we need to pre-explain our memes?
actually that was a post explanation. I did purely for the mansplain effect.
But Kii isn’t even here?
When FBI Director Kash Patel releases the private messages
of the Dallas Shooter:
JudgeMental said:
Prefer ðat, using edh, a different letter, because the th is voiced.
Like the huða of the third line rather than þeod of the second.
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
Prefer ðat, using edh, a different letter, because the th is voiced.
Like the huða of the third line rather than þeod of the second.
also they didn’t play on the thtroke part
Took me a sec
Actors/Characters
JudgeMental said:
but was it better than debating formal logical systems
JudgeMental said:
you wot
The USA, drawn from memory.
(groan …)
Zorro on the way to work.
Oops …
I snorted so loud the c-a-t got scared.
Divine Angel said:
I snorted so loud the c-a-t got scared.
:)))
kii said:
:)
We should have a Mum/Aunt Joke thread.
USS Chicken Schnitzel.
dv said:
even ancient history since that stuff is deprecated
captain_spalding said:
USS Chicken Schnitzel.
USS Chicken Kiev
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
USS Chicken Schnitzel.
USS Chicken Kiev
ASS Mint Chocolate
I’m Australian hence the ASS
kryten said:
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
USS Chicken Schnitzel.
USS Chicken Kiev
ASS Mint Chocolate
I’m Australian hence the ASS
AUSS Leftovers.
kryten said:
party_pants said:
captain_spalding said:
USS Chicken Schnitzel.
USS Chicken Kiev
ASS Mint Chocolate
I’m Australian hence the ASS
It’s ‘United Star Ship’, y’know.
sovereign star ship staplevegetablemeat
SCIENCE said:
sovereign star ship staplevegetablemeat
Oh.
I…I’m so sorry for you.
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:sovereign star ship staplevegetablemeat
Oh.
I…I’m so sorry for you.
Just kiddin’.
Vegos are ok by me. Got nieces who are vegos. More power to you all.
Kingy said:
kryten said:
party_pants said:USS Chicken Kiev
ASS Mint Chocolate
I’m Australian hence the ASS
AUSS Leftovers.
Not so much the starship, but I have just done a test run the fighter/bomber “AUSS Twisties”.
Those cheesels won’t even know what hit them!
Kingy said:
Kingy said:
kryten said:ASS Mint Chocolate
I’m Australian hence the ASS
AUSS Leftovers.
Not so much the starship, but I have just done a test run the fighter/bomber “AUSS Twisties”.
Those cheesels won’t even know what hit them!
I’m thinking about participating in space trials with the XSS Macadamiaandwhitechoccybiccy
party_pants said:
Kingy said:
Kingy said:AUSS Leftovers.
Not so much the starship, but I have just done a test run the fighter/bomber “AUSS Twisties”.
Those cheesels won’t even know what hit them!
I’m thinking about participating in space trials with the XSS Macadamiaandwhitechoccybiccy
No need to bring the Welsh language into it.
captain_spalding said:
party_pants said:
Kingy said:Not so much the starship, but I have just done a test run the fighter/bomber “AUSS Twisties”.
Those cheesels won’t even know what hit them!
I’m thinking about participating in space trials with the XSS Macadamiaandwhitechoccybiccy
No need to bring the Welsh language into it.
they’re actually quite moorish :)
captain_spalding said:
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:sovereign star ship staplevegetablemeat
Oh.
I…I’m so sorry for you.
Just kiddin’.
Vegos are ok by me. Got nieces who are vegos. More power to you all.
They ain’t deformed or nuthin’ r they?
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DZsj3VTHj/
löl
Bogsnorkler said:
are we living in a simulation?
yes
ChrispenEvan said:
and then the third fella asked for H2O2 and hilarity ensued
Heh. :)
Spiny Norman said:
Heh. :)
NHOH but in this picture he looks a bit like Vidkun Quisling.
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
Heh. :)
NHOH but in this picture he looks a bit like Vidkun Quisling.
…and lo, he is actually of Norwegian descent.
Bubblecar said:
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
Heh. :)
NHOH but in this picture he looks a bit like Vidkun Quisling.
…and lo, he is actually of Norwegian descent.
…and is actually a fascist :)
Ismo, a rather amusing Finnish comedian. Most of his act is about the challenges of learning English.
ChrispenEvan said:
omg
The lyrics to Taylor Swift’s song sampling George Michael’s Father Figure:
The song seems to be about her battle to get her master recordings back. (Apparently, I’m no fan and haven’t listened to it.)
Divine Angel said:
The lyrics to Taylor Swift’s song sampling George Michael’s Father Figure:
The song seems to be about her battle to get her master recordings back. (Apparently, I’m no fan and haven’t listened to it.)
Meh,
my favourite George (God could that boy sing!) Michael song is ‘Freedom!’ 90’.
It’s what i call ‘helicopter music’. It gives me some of that feeling i’d get when the helicopter i was in would lift off, nose pointed down, then go ‘translational’, and really begin to lift away. Such a feeling of letting go, of having “slipped the surly bonds of Earth” , as the poet said. There’s several songs and bits of music like that (Jimmy Cliff’s version of ‘I Can See Clearly Now’ is another one).
Next favourite: ‘Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me’, with Elton John. Again, evocative, but for _very _ different reasons.
Divine Angel said:
The lyrics to Taylor Swift’s song sampling George Michael’s Father Figure:
The song seems to be about her battle to get her master recordings back. (Apparently, I’m no fan and haven’t listened to it.)
But is she dating Sydney Sweeney?
fsm said:
and why does Trump want a USC?
dv said:
I wish Sheridan would get himself a nice girlfriend and settle down.
Onya Puss.
Too soon?
Google AI seems to have got the wrong end of the stick
ChrispenEvan said:
Google AI seems to have got the wrong end of the stick
Is it a rubber stick?
I have never seen a Pantone CMYK colour watch book. Always used the normal PMS swatch book.
ChrispenEvan said:
I have never seen a Pantone CMYK colour watch(sic) book. Always used the normal PMS swatch book.
swatch
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I have never seen a Pantone CMYK colour watch(sic) book. Always used the normal PMS swatch book.
swatch
Terrible name for a watch.
roughbarked said:
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I have never seen a Pantone CMYK colour watch(sic) book. Always used the normal PMS swatch book.
swatch
Terrible name for a watch.
Why?
ChrispenEvan said:
I have never seen a Pantone CMYK colour watch book. Always used the normal PMS swatch book.
What’s the difference between the two?
Neophyte said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I have never seen a Pantone CMYK colour watch book. Always used the normal PMS swatch book.
What’s the difference between the two?
the CMYK just uses the process colour inks whilst the PMS uses all sorts of colour inks.
ChrispenEvan said:
Neophyte said:
ChrispenEvan said:
I have never seen a Pantone CMYK colour watch book. Always used the normal PMS swatch book.
What’s the difference between the two?
the CMYK just uses the process colour inks whilst the PMS uses all sorts of colour inks.
the CMYK must also use white i would imagine, dunno.
ChrispenEvan said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Neophyte said:What’s the difference between the two?
the CMYK just uses the process colour inks whilst the PMS uses all sorts of colour inks.
the CMYK must also use white i would imagine, dunno.
might also just been used in the design stage.
Divine Angel said:
:)
captain_spalding said:
Dear oh dear.
dv said:
yous
captain_spalding said:
we love how yous millennials think you came up with everything like battery electric vehicles and predictive text and sliced bread for the first time but oh wait
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don’t believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Arts said:
maybe it’s a house boat
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
maybe it’s a house boat
Ever the optimist.
Arts said:
Gosh I hope he posts an update 🍿
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:
Gosh I hope he posts an update 🍿
Maybe after his wife loses her diamond down the sink.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:
Gosh I hope he posts an update 🍿
Maybe after his wife loses her diamond down the sink.
Or the stink becomes unbearable.
Not a meme as such, but a most amusing robbery committed by a duck.
Spiny Norman said:
Not a meme as such, but a most amusing robbery committed by a duck.
Awww.
ChrispenEvan said:
Did mom forget what sounds a cow makes?
Ouch, that’s a nasty one!
(For the non-car people, that’s a Ford Escort Mk2 RS2000)
fsm said:
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Ouch, that’s a nasty one!
(For the non-car people, that’s a Ford Escort Mk2 RS2000)
Ha.
These cats were put in separate cages because they kept fighting.
Michael V said:
fsm said:
:)
such bias though c’m‘on be fair
fsm said:
Lol
It’s a five year-old photo, but still amusing in context.
Watching the Police Squad series with me boy. I saw it years ago but I don’t think I spotted this brief visual pun.
Chuck Norris makes a Chuck Norris joke:
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aND2Ojr_460svav1.mp4
(20 seconds)
Divine Angel said:
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Fair enough, but what about single women?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Fair enough, but what about single women?
Sexual Discrimination!
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Fair enough, but what about single women?
Sexual Discrimination!
It’s called Valentine’s day where they get flowers from creepy strangers…
Explanation for some here. those pills are tylenol.
ChrispenEvan said:
Explanation for some here. those pills are tylenol.
Why trains?
ChrispenEvan said:
Explanation for some here. those pills are tylenol.
poor tylenol.. they had that spate of random murders attributed to their product and now they have the autism rumour to deal with…
all because of a very stable genius
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Explanation for some here. those pills are tylenol.
Why trains?
why not? do you understand what some autistic people get focussed on?
Arts said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Explanation for some here. those pills are tylenol.
poor tylenol.. they had that spate of random murders attributed to their product and now they have the autism rumour to deal with…
all because of a very stable genius
Can he be a delicate genius so I can use this meme
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Explanation for some here. those pills are tylenol.
Why trains?
why not? do you understand what some autistic people get focussed on?
Motorcycles for some.
Arts said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Explanation for some here. those pills are tylenol.
poor tylenol.. they had that spate of random murders attributed to their product and now they have the autism rumour to deal with…
all because of a very stable genius
They clearly didn’t pay that stable genius enough to save their product.
Cymek said:
Arts said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Explanation for some here. those pills are tylenol.
poor tylenol.. they had that spate of random murders attributed to their product and now they have the autism rumour to deal with…
all because of a very stable genius
Can he be a delicate genius so I can use this meme
there is nothing delicate about that bozo
Arts said:
Cymek said:
Arts said:poor tylenol.. they had that spate of random murders attributed to their product and now they have the autism rumour to deal with…
all because of a very stable genius
Can he be a delicate genius so I can use this meme
there is nothing delicate about that bozo
True
ChrispenEvan said:
Why is this statement of the correct usage of the English language considered a “clever meme”?
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Why is this statement of the correct usage of the English language considered a “clever meme”?
because we don’t have a correct english thread.
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Why is this statement of the correct usage of the English language considered a “clever meme”?
because we don’t have a correct english thread.
because there is no such thing
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Why is this statement of the correct usage of the English language considered a “clever meme”?
because we don’t have a correct english thread.
Furry nuf ven.
party_pants said:
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Why is this statement of the correct usage of the English language considered a “clever meme”?
because we don’t have a correct english thread.
because there is no such thing
But someone could start one to buy a fight…
Spiny Norman said:
LOLOLOLOL
party_pants said:
ChrispenEvan said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Why is this statement of the correct usage of the English language considered a “clever meme”?
because we don’t have a correct english thread.
because there is no such thing
sure but there are many such things
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
Michael V said:
Why trains?
why not? do you understand what some autistic people get focussed on?
Motorcycles for some.
so drivetrains and the contention is still valid
ChrispenEvan said:
Chips, chips and chips.
One shouldn’t laugh:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPk-EMnkTPO/?igsh=eWJmajc0YjEyNWpq
The Rev Dodgson said:
well how kind of him to attribute David and Justin for this groundbreaking insight from 26 years ago
The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
well how kind of him to attribute David and Justin for this groundbreaking insight from 26 years ago
Who are the David and Justin of whom you speak?
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
well how kind of him to attribute David and Justin for this groundbreaking insight from 26 years ago
Who are the David and Justin of whom you speak?
oh nobody much, just a couple of psychologist professors who wrote about skills and awareness and difficulties and recognition and competency and inflation and the self and assessing things, back in the day
Spiny Norman said:
Ha!
Divine Angel said:
But we got through it.
dv said:
0
False.
hax
dv said:
hax
misère ouvert
Every price a member of R
fsm said:
Whoops.
fsm said:
Even I don’t buy specials that are that far out of date.
captain_spalding said:
LOL
:)
captain_spalding said:
Sigh.
Do they not realise that the cat is not really “both alive and dead”.
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
Sigh.
Do they not realise that the cat is not really “both alive and dead”.
I had to remind myself what a Boltzmann Brain was by the way.
Having read that I suggest they should definitely save the possibly alive cat.
The Rev Dodgson said:
I expect that they do (just as we don’t really expect five brains to spontaneously appear), but, comedic license.
captain_spalding said:
Sigh.
Do they not realise that the cat is not really “both alive and dead”.
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I expect that they do (just as we don’t really expect five brains to spontaneously appear), but, comedic license.
captain_spalding said:
Sigh.
Do they not realise that the cat is not really “both alive and dead”.
I know
I was joking :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I expect that they do (just as we don’t really expect five brains to spontaneously appear), but, comedic license.Sigh.
Do they not realise that the cat is not really “both alive and dead”.
I know
I was joking :)
Pardon. I’m feeling a little bit obtuse this morning.
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I expect that they do (just as we don’t really expect five brains to spontaneously appear), but, comedic license.The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
LOL
:)
Sigh.
Do they not realise that the cat is not really “both alive and dead”.
I had to remind myself what a Boltzmann Brain was by the way.
Having read that I suggest they should definitely save the possibly alive cat.
I know
I was joking :)
well too bad because yous and they all forgot that the agent operating the lever is a maxwell daemon so the trolley is actually moving backwards faster than the speed of light
also wait we thought the cat really was both alive and dead
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
I expect that they do (just as we don’t really expect five brains to spontaneously appear), but, comedic license.
I know
I was joking :)
Pardon. I’m feeling a little bit obtuse this morning.
or prone to knee jerk reflex
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I know
I was joking :)
Pardon. I’m feeling a little bit obtuse this morning.
or prone to knee jerk reflex
Not with my knees, i’m not.
SCIENCE said:
also wait we thought the cat really was both alive and dead
It’s surfing the wave function somewhere.
captain_spalding said:
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
Pardon. I’m feeling a little bit obtuse this morning.
or prone to knee jerk reflex
Not with my knees, i’m not.
right well acute pain changes things we suppose
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
captain_spalding said:
I expect that they do (just as we don’t really expect five brains to spontaneously appear), but, comedic license.I know
I was joking :)
well too bad because yous and they all forgot that the agent operating the lever is a maxwell daemon so the trolley is actually moving backwards faster than the speed of light
also wait we thought the cat really was both alive and dead
Good point, and it does still seem to be a matter of active dispute.
But IMO since the cat can observe things, it will die or not at just the same time as if it was being observed.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I know
I was joking :)
well too bad because yous and they all forgot that the agent operating the lever is a maxwell daemon so the trolley is actually moving backwards faster than the speed of light
also wait we thought the cat really was both alive and dead
Good point, and it does still seem to be a matter of active dispute.
But IMO since the cat can observe things, it will die or not at just the same time as if it was being observed.
but simultaneity means different things in different frames
When I went to donate sperm, the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I said, I’m pretty good at it but not ready to enter competitions yet.
Kingy said:
When I went to donate sperm, the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.I said, I’m pretty good at it but not ready to enter competitions yet.
Dear oh dear.
Peak Warming Man said:
Kingy said:
When I went to donate sperm, the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.I said, I’m pretty good at it but not ready to enter competitions yet.
Dear oh dear.
When i went, the nurse said, you should deposit your donation in the cup, and pointed to a cup on the table behind her.
What, from here?, i asked.
captain_spalding said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Kingy said:
When I went to donate sperm, the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.I said, I’m pretty good at it but not ready to enter competitions yet.
Dear oh dear.
When i went, the nurse said, you should deposit your donation in the cup, and pointed to a cup on the table behind her.
What, from here?, i asked.
We were all young once.
JudgeMental said:
The new name for the Gulf of Mexico…
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
The new name for the Gulf of Mexico…
it’s god’s work
JudgeMental said:
I recognise Clintern, he’s from ARSE
Divine Angel said:
No need to be fussy about the difference.
Just avoid both of them.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
No need to be fussy about the difference.
Just avoid both of them.
is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
No need to be fussy about the difference.
Just avoid both of them.
is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush
They are hard to catch but one will do for dinner.
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
No need to be fussy about the difference.
Just avoid both of them.
is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush
Ha!
I need two hands to screenshot so you have to make do with a link
https://www.reddit.com/r/antiMLM/s/Cg5R8tNlJ0
Divine Angel said:
I need two hands to screenshot so you have to make do with a linkhttps://www.reddit.com/r/antiMLM/s/Cg5R8tNlJ0
Here you go:
Divine Angel said:
:)
JudgeMental said:
:)
I chuckled
Lololol 😆 well this is disturbing and disgusting…
JudgeMental said:
Omg lol
JudgeMental said:
how do we get one
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
how do we get one
Temu.
JudgeMental said:
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
how do we get one
Temu.
but what if instead of that we want something shitty that isn’t made by experts in manufacturing except for manufacturing lies and false images
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
SCIENCE said:
how do we get one
Temu.
but what if instead of that we want something shitty that isn’t made by experts in manufacturing except for manufacturing lies and false images
banggood.
Kingy said:
maybe they just didn’t speak English before then
I love this FB page. It’s just pedantry gladiators.
dv said:
I love this FB page. It’s just pedantry gladiators.
I don’t believe in FB.
dv said:
I love this FB page. It’s just pedantry gladiators.
LOL 😂
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
I love this FB page. It’s just pedantry gladiators.
I don’t believe in FB.
so it was a capital failure
Kingy said:
shakes head
The new unbreakable tiles on the Spacex spacecraft.
Kingy said:
Ha!
Spiny Norman said:
The new unbreakable tiles on the Spacex spacecraft.
The old wisdom
dv said:
:)
Took me a while, but I finally got it.
Spiny Norman said:
dv said:
:)
Took me a while, but I finally got it.
Can you give us a hint?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
dv said:
:)
Took me a while, but I finally got it.
Can you give us a hint?
electron orbitals or Argon or something.
poikilotherm said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said::)
Took me a while, but I finally got it.
Can you give us a hint?
electron orbitals or Argon or something.
Reads TATE on electron orbitals.
ok….
Oh dear.
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear.
That’s a decent… weapon.
Seems like a pleasant chap.
(Ugh …)
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear.
That’s a decent… weapon.
pppfffffft……….. I’ve seen bigger than that. 😮
Woodie said:
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear.
That’s a decent… weapon.
pppfffffft……….. I’ve seen bigger than that. 😮
Well sure, you can definitely get bigger ones which shoot off every 30 seconds and you can even 3D print weapons like that, so I’ve heard.
I accidentally followed a link from my sister’s Facebook page to something called Classic Art Memes Moderated. I like this one.
I really should not have gone looking.
buffy said:
I accidentally followed a link from my sister’s Facebook page to something called Classic Art Memes Moderated. I like this one.
Bloody money lenders, bloody banks.
I’m sifting through rather a lot of dross here, I think I will stop very shortly.
Last one. I’ve got other stuff to do.
JudgeMental said:
Ah, Nietzsche Again
fsm said:
and just like last time they failed to have a ftroke ov geniuf
buffy said:
Divine Angel said:
Woodie said:
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear.
That’s a decent… weapon.
pppfffffft……….. I’ve seen bigger than that. 😮
Well sure, you can definitely get bigger ones which shoot off every 30 seconds and you can even 3D print weapons like that, so I’ve heard.
I accidentally followed a link from my sister’s Facebook page to something called Classic Art Memes Moderated. I like this one.
wait is this the kinky idlos thread now
buffy said:
I accidentally followed a link from my sister’s Facebook page to something called Classic Art Memes Moderated. I like this one.
:)
buffy said:
I really should not have gone looking.
Uh-oh.
buffy said:
Last one. I’ve got other stuff to do.
Fair comment.
JudgeMental said:
Ha!
BRB, gonna plant some trees
Divine Angel said:
BRB, gonna plant some trees
Well at least one billionaire understands the importance of excess CO2 and isn’t denying it.
Divine Angel said:
Hi we are The Mythbusters.
Throwing dog poo isn’t as intense as it could be
We have built a dog poo cannon where it exits the tube at nearly 200 miles per (sigh yes we still use imperial)
Take the ICE, ice ice baby
Divine Angel said:
Hi we are The Mythbusters.
Throwing dog poo isn’t as intense as it could be
We have built a dog poo cannon where it exits the tube at nearly 200 miles per (sigh yes we still use imperial)
Take the ICE, ice ice baby
fsm said:
Oh boy.
fsm said:
I asked the bingbot when the first Eskimos arrived in N America, and it said:
“The Eskimos, or Paleo-Eskimos, are believed to have first arrived in North America around 15,000 years ago. They crossed the Bering Strait from Siberia, and their presence is indicated by archaeological evidence, including the discovery of tools and remains in the Arctic regions. This migration occurred after the last Ice Age, which ended about 12,000 years ago.”
fsm said:
Why is this arrant nonsense a clever meme?
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Why is this arrant nonsense a clever meme?
because we don’t have a “stuff I want to share that’s not a meme” thread
Arts said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Why is this arrant nonsense a clever meme?
because we don’t have a “stuff I want to share that’s not a meme” thread
“Chat” about it?
Michael V said:
Arts said:
Michael V said:Why is this arrant nonsense a clever meme?
because we don’t have a “stuff I want to share that’s not a meme” thread
“Chat” about it?
fiVe, are you trying to bring order to the chaos?
Arts said:
Michael V said:
Arts said:because we don’t have a “stuff I want to share that’s not a meme” thread
“Chat” about it?
fiVe, are you trying to bring order to the chaos?
Maybe, just a little. For my own sanity. And to be an interfering busybody nobody.
Michael V said:
Arts said:
Michael V said:
Why is this arrant nonsense a clever meme?
because we don’t have a “stuff I want to share that’s not a meme” thread
“Chat” about it?
what is https://tokyo3.org/forums/holiday/topics/17146 this thread for
JudgeMental said:
why are 2 round features attached to a linear feature in such fashion
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
why are 2 round features attached to a linear feature in such fashion
someone was being artistic.
JudgeMental said:
:)
Apologies for the language, but I found it amusing.
When you hear your father blew up another boat full of cocaine.
SCIENCE said:
JudgeMental said:
why are 2 round features attached to a linear feature in such fashion
Well, that’s bollocks.
JudgeMental said:
Like.
https://x.com/i/status/1980198459614593237
This man simply walked into the fashion show wearing a garbage bag – and no one thought it was strange until security found him.
Divine Angel said:
awefulsome
dv said:
LOLOL
:)
The final plans for Trump’s renovations have been unveiled.
Divine Angel said:
The final plans for Trump’s renovations have been unveiled.
Hardly a surprise. ;)
Divine Angel said:
The final plans for Trump’s renovations have been unveiled.
That made me chortle
Divine Angel said:
The final plans for Trump’s renovations have been unveiled.
LOL
Feeling more relaxed and cheery now.
It extends a bit high, blame my haste.
Divine Angel said:
It extends a bit high, blame my haste.
It’s Spanish.
kii said:
Divine Angel said:
It extends a bit high, blame my haste.
It’s Spanish.
ah well they won’t speak strine then
Divine Angel said:
LOLOLOL
:)
Divine Angel said:
It extends a bit high, blame my haste.
I’m flattered.
dv said:
. . .
dv said:
I remember the dot and the X from my childhood. The asterisk (star) seemed to come along with computers.
⚠ not necessarily legit’
Kingy said:
LOL
Your day could have been worse.
Much worse.
Spiny Norman said:
Your day could have been worse.
Much worse.
Yuck!
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
I have no idea what the point of that is, but I see it isn’t considered meme-worthy, so maybe it hasn’t got one.
It’s not really a meme.
The wear pattern on the weights is roughly normal, indicating perhaps that the use of the weights is also roughly normal.
I asked the bingbot, and it offered two reddit links with that picture, labelled normal distribution in one and log-normal in the other, but neither had the normal distribution added on the side.
Well that’s what you get with Bing I guess.
ah well since yous fellas insist
Oh dear. Please do not breed.
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear. Please do not breed.
There is fresh chemical woo woo making the news. I think I saw something about a trump government enquiry…
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I asked the bingbot, and it offered two reddit links with that picture, labelled normal distribution in one and log-normal in the other, but neither had the normal distribution added on the side.
Well that’s what you get with Bing I guess.
ah well since yous fellas insist
Surely it should be the other way up.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Well that’s what you get with Bing I guess.
ah well since yous fellas insist
Surely it should be the other way up.
looks kind of cool
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Well that’s what you get with Bing I guess.
ah well since yous fellas insist
Okay that got a smile out of me.
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
Oh dear. Please do not breed.
There is fresh chemical* woo woo making the news. I think I saw something about a trump government enquiry…
*chemtrails
Damn the autocorrect robot 🤖
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
ah well since yous fellas insist
Surely it should be the other way up.
looks kind of cool
Yeah, oh weight…
kii said:
Damn audio-correct.
fsm said:
Trump wants a roof garden for the White House.
Tau.Neutrino said:
fsm said:
Trump wants a roof garden for the White House.
He’s just a greenie at heart.
ChrispenEvan said:
wait dogs post on social media now
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
wait dogs post on social media now
Yep, and cats. They are the new influencers and why the furrie craze has taken off.
ChrispenEvan said:
SCIENCE said:
ChrispenEvan said:
wait dogs post on social media now
Yep, and cats. They are the new influencers and why the furrie craze has taken off.
must be another one of those kinky gen爱 prompts
Morrison & Shitler talking about Joe Hockey.
I’m sure it won’t be a surprise that Shitler makes an incredibly stupid comment.
Both very cruel and hilarious.
Cutting up cakes shaped like cats in front of cats.
Clever presidents, clever meme
Divine Angel said:
Clever presidents, clever meme
But can he pick out an elephant in a room?
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Clever presidents, clever meme
But can he pick out an elephant in a room?
The elephant’s name is the Epstein files and it got “accidentally” destroyed in renovations.
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Clever presidents, clever meme
But can he pick out an elephant in a room?
The elephant’s name is the Epstein files and it got “accidentally” destroyed in renovations.
wait so it wasn’t stored in the maralago toilet
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Clever presidents, clever meme
But can he pick out an elephant in a room?
The elephant’s name is the Epstein files and it got “accidentally” destroyed in renovations.
I believe you; millions wouldn’t.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:But can he pick out an elephant in a room?
The elephant’s name is the Epstein files and it got “accidentally” destroyed in renovations.
I believe you; millions wouldn’t.
what if it’s a white elephant
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:The elephant’s name is the Epstein files and it got “accidentally” destroyed in renovations.
I believe you; millions wouldn’t.
what if it’s a white elephant
Fair. That might be difficult to distinguish in a room in a white house.
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:I believe you; millions wouldn’t.
what if it’s a white elephant
Fair. That might be difficult to distinguish in a room in a white house.
but the interior is now tacky gold
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:
what if it’s a white elephant
Fair. That might be difficult to distinguish in a room in a white house.
but the interior is now tacky gold
White and gold to hide the black and blue¡
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Fair. That might be difficult to distinguish in a room in a white house.
but the interior is now tacky gold
White and gold to hide the black and blue¡
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:what if it’s a white elephant
Fair. That might be difficult to distinguish in a room in a white house.
but the interior is now tacky gold
Oh. Yes. You’ve got me. I forgot that.
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:The elephant’s name is the Epstein files and it got “accidentally” destroyed in renovations.
I believe you; millions wouldn’t.
what if it’s a white elephant
Then you get a stall at the markets and sell it all.
ChrispenEvan said:
very few of the schools we’ve seen were a big building but sure plenty of fish in the wait
dv said:
RIP em-dash, I used thee well
dv said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
dv said:
RIP em-dash, I used thee well
I didn’t. I just used a hyphen with a space either side – like this – (or parentheses). Sometimes, like here, the typed hyphens were replaced with em-dashes for display.
dv said:
For the benefit of anyone else out there who didn’t even know what an em-dash is:
https://gregreport.substack.com/p/the-em-dash-unmasked-history-and
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
dv said:
RIP em-dash, I used thee well
I didn’t. I just used a hyphen with a space either side – like this – (or parentheses). Sometimes, like here, the typed hyphens were replaced with em-dashes for display.
uh they – look like endashes to us, we thought the double hyphen — were the ones emdash replaced
but anyway we stopped using them because double hyphen worked just as well and were in the standard 7 bit character set all all this gen爱 folk etymology is crock
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
dv said:
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I’m guessing in means Your Speed.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I’m guessing in means Your Speed.
Ja, fart in German means speed.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I’m guessing in means Your Speed.
I could look it up on the internet but it has been captured by AI and I no longer trust it.
I’ve got a hard copy of Britanica which predates the internet and AI, I can trust it.
Michael V said:
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
Now Do NZ
dv said:
But it doesn’t take the fool 6 months to get something.
dv said:
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
OK, DJT.
Michael V said:
dv said:
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
OK, DJT.
Is that per day, that would require dedication and remembering to count
dv said:
LOL
Not a meme as such but quite darkly amusing.
Matt Damon about Jack Nicholson, about a chat they had to do with a change to the script.
Spiny Norman said:
Not a meme as such but quite darkly amusing.Matt Damon about Jack Nicholson, about a chat they had to do with a change to the script.
I knew he co-wrote Good Will Hunting and Gerry, but TIL he also co-wrote The Last Duel.
Unintentional meme
Divine Angel said:
Unintentional meme
Snigger.
:)
Cymek said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
OK, DJT.
Is that per day, that would require dedication and remembering to count
Obviously it is the required decibel level of any fart, regardless of how many are produced.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Cymek said:
Michael V said:OK, DJT.
Is that per day, that would require dedication and remembering to count
Obviously it is the required decibel level of any fart, regardless of how many are produced.
They are pretty quiet. Probably SBD’s…
omg
For those who don’t get it, Grindr is an app for men to hook up with other men.
Divine Angel said:
omg
For those who don’t get it, Grindr is an app for men to hook up with other men.
plot twist most of the Grindr clients are bots
Only in Americaland. A couple of D&D chaps found a body but couldn’t revive it with their spells because the head was missing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits/comments/1oijjv3/of_a_credible_witness
I assume the whole thing is just for a laugh anyway though.
Spiny Norman said:
Only in Americaland. A couple of D&D chaps found a body but couldn’t revive it with their spells because the head was missing.https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits/comments/1oijjv3/of_a_credible_witness
I assume the whole thing is just for a laugh anyway though.
Yup, in the comments “This dude makes skits on YouTube. He even has an awesome series call Divorced Dads. It’s like Magic the gathering but with silly things about being a Divorced dad instead of Magic lol”
Divine Angel said:
omg
For those who don’t get it, Grindr is an app for men to hook up with other men.
LOL
Spiny Norman said:
Only in Americaland. A couple of D&D chaps found a body but couldn’t revive it with their spells because the head was missing.https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits/comments/1oijjv3/of_a_credible_witness
I assume the whole thing is just for a laugh anyway though.
:)
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
omg
For those who don’t get it, Grindr is an app for men to hook up with other men.
LOL
plot twist he actually got caught in an endless loop trying to resolve an uncomputable problem of how to consistently and completely define “man” and “woman” to satisfy all camps of transallies and transopponents
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
omg
For those who don’t get it, Grindr is an app for men to hook up with other men.
LOL
plot twist he actually got caught in an endless loop trying to resolve an uncomputable problem of how to consistently and completely define “man” and “woman” to satisfy all camps of transallies and transopponents
Ha!
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Get real.
They are exactly the same size.
How likely is that?
Spiny Norman said:
Ha!
Halloween costume ideas
Argh! Too scary!
Divine Angel said:
Argh! Too scary!
Lol
Divine Angel said:
Argh! Too scary!
:)
dv said:
That looks vaguely familiar.
Aviation joke.
dv said:
ah but just like last time
Now Do Unary
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
That looks vaguely familiar.
agreed but nobody did unary back then so we’re happy to wait again
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
ChrispenEvan said:
:)
Damn cats!
:https://x.com/i/status/1984156886296621532”:https://x.com/i/status/1984156886296621532
Spiny Norman said:
Damn cats!:https://x.com/i/status/1984156886296621532”:https://x.com/i/status/1984156886296621532
MK646
MK000646
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3h
grok
is this real?
sigh.
ChrispenEvan said:
Spiny Norman said:
Damn cats!:https://x.com/i/status/1984156886296621532”:https://x.com/i/status/1984156886296621532
MK646
MK000646 · 3hgrok is this real?sigh.
Yeah. :(
Sorry about the formatting, I usually check that before hitting post.
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
That looks vaguely familiar.
KJW said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
That looks vaguely familiar.
but did you do unary
Spiny Norman said:
Damn cats!:https://x.com/i/status/1984156886296621532”:https://x.com/i/status/1984156886296621532
AI generated schlock is going to get very old very quickly.
Divine Angel said:
I like the joke, but I don’t think those stones are at Stonehenge. Perhaps Avebury?
I remember it snowing at Avebury. It later became a blizzard. Cold AF.
Delicious wordplay.
Divine Angel said:
Delicious wordplay.
IDGI, sorry.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Delicious wordplay.
IDGI, sorry.
A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Delicious wordplay.
IDGI, sorry.
A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
And also Vance’s current wife is not white.
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Delicious wordplay.
IDGI, sorry.
A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
TIL. Hah.
Divine Angel said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:IDGI, sorry.
A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
And also Vance’s current wife is not white.
the facial expressions of her introducing him is like a lesson in body language talk about him bright smile talk about his wife grimace hugs him an highly intimate gesture of hand on his head…
it almost looks intentional, but that would be stupid… .. . .. … … . . .Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
Divine Angel said:A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
And also Vance’s current wife is not white.
the facial expressions of her introducing him is like a lesson in body language talk about him bright smile talk about his wife grimace hugs him an highly intimate gesture of hand on his head…
it almost looks intentional, but that would be stupid… .. . .. … … . . .
Is it Kirk’s widow?
Witty Rejoinder said:
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:And also Vance’s current wife is not white.
the facial expressions of her introducing him is like a lesson in body language talk about him bright smile talk about his wife grimace hugs him an highly intimate gesture of hand on his head…
it almost looks intentional, but that would be stupid… .. . .. … … . . .Is it Kirk’s widow?
yes
Arts said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Arts said:the facial expressions of her introducing him is like a lesson in body language talk about him bright smile talk about his wife grimace hugs him an highly intimate gesture of hand on his head…
it almost looks intentional, but that would be stupid… .. . .. … … . . .Is it Kirk’s widow?
yes
sniper missed an opportunity there …
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Delicious wordplay.
IDGI, sorry.
A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
Oh.
I’ve not heard of that name before.
Thank you.
Divine Angel said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:IDGI, sorry.
A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
And also Vance’s current wife is not white.
That I knew.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:IDGI, sorry.
A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
Oh.
I’ve not heard of that name before.
Thank you.
Betty White used to be a beard for Liberace and gave several interviews about it using that term.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:IDGI, sorry.
A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
TIL. Hah.
Gosh, some of you lead sheltered lives.
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
Oh.
I’ve not heard of that name before.
Thank you.
Betty White used to be a beard for Liberace and gave several interviews about it using that term.
Liberace gay, shocked.
Peak Warming Man said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:Oh.
I’ve not heard of that name before.
Thank you.
Betty White used to be a beard for Liberace and gave several interviews about it using that term.
Liberace gay, shocked.
What about his brother George?
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:A beard is a woman seen in a gay man’s company to give the impression he’s straight.
Oh.
I’ve not heard of that name before.
Thank you.
Betty White used to be a beard for Liberace and gave several interviews about it using that term.
I’ve not heard of Betty White before.
The important thing is, Matt Damon showed his butt in the Liberace movie.
Peak Warming Man said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:Oh.
I’ve not heard of that name before.
Thank you.
Betty White used to be a beard for Liberace and gave several interviews about it using that term.
Liberace gay, shocked.
As camp as a row of pink chiffon tents.
Divine Angel said:
The important thing is, Matt Damon showed his butt in the Liberace movie.
But was he showing the shapely contoured butt of his youth or the sagging monstrosity he sports today?
Matt
Jimmy Car phones the husband of the wife that went to his show but the husband doesn’t like him. So of course Jimmy has to call him.
Spiny Norman said:
Jimmy Car phones the husband of the wife that went to his show but the husband doesn’t like him. So of course Jimmy has to call him.
Yes because he’s a wanker.
I guess priorities change in a war zone.
ChrispenEvan said:
Ha!
Yeah sexeh hey.
Arts said:
Arts said:
What’s the difference, then?
Michael V said:
Arts said:
What’s the difference, then?
exactly
News Flash Biological Cellular Automata Are
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Computers
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dv said:
Hahaha!
:)
dv said:
:)
Michael V said:
dv said:
:)
wait has generative 爱 made these things better
so hammers is the theme of the day
dv said:
My grandma never drove a motor vehicle.
roughbarked said:
dv said:
My grandma never drove a motor vehicle.
is this about Engels’s pause again
dv said:
but are they better
dv said:
:)
I’m gonna post this for Arts if she’s still lurking
Divine Angel said:
I’m gonna post this for Arts if she’s still lurking
thanks… and I feel all of those.
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m gonna post this for Arts if she’s still lurking
thanks… and I feel all of those.
I haven’t had a headache for ages.
Not really a meme I guess, but the 9th person on this ophthalmology team.
https://rvcls.com/team/
dv said:
Not really a meme I guess, but the 9th person on this ophthalmology team.https://rvcls.com/team/
Would have brought a smile to this fellow.
dv said:
Not really a meme I guess, but the 9th person on this ophthalmology team.https://rvcls.com/team/
Is funny…
dv said:
Not really a meme I guess, but the 9th person on this ophthalmology team.https://rvcls.com/team/
LOL
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Not really a meme I guess, but the 9th person on this ophthalmology team.https://rvcls.com/team/
Would have brought a smile to this fellow.
:)
dv said:
Not really a meme I guess, but the 9th person on this ophthalmology team.https://rvcls.com/team/
IDGI
Michael V said:
dv said:
Not really a meme I guess, but the 9th person on this ophthalmology team.https://rvcls.com/team/
IDGI
I. C. Notting = I see nothing, and she’s in an eye profession
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
Not really a meme I guess, but the 9th person on this ophthalmology team.https://rvcls.com/team/
IDGI
I. C. Notting = I see nothing, and she’s in an eye profession
Ah. I would never have got that. Thanks.
I notice several women live as a plurality.
Bloke showed up to the No Kings protest dressed like this. They allowed it.
Spiny Norman said:
Bloke showed up to the No Kings protest dressed like this. They allowed it.
Great effort. Even grew the beard.
Spiny Norman said:
Bloke showed up to the No Kings protest dressed like this. They allowed it.
Ya don’t vote for Kings.
The speed at which things become meme templates
dv said:
The speed at which things become meme templates
is this like how publishers buy the first 1000000 copies of their own books to claim platinum or whatever it’s called
dv said:
The speed at which things become meme templates
Someone’s got to remain calm and not panic.
I see the black chap left the room.
