Date: 6/09/2025 17:47:53
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2313672
Subject: Drones for shark detection

Seems there is a market for underwater drones for shark detection.

That might help surfers stay safe.

Send a signal to fuck off now out of the water.

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Date: 6/09/2025 17:49:42
From: SCIENCE
ID: 2313674
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

Tau.Neutrino said:

Seems there is a market for underwater drones for shark detection.

That might help surfers stay safe.

Send a signal to fuck off now out of the water.

finally a use of aukuseless

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Date: 6/09/2025 17:55:39
From: party_pants
ID: 2313676
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

I don’t think it would work.

The only thing that drives them off is the sound of orcas. But playing orca sounds might attract orcas, so probably not a solution.

The only sure solution is to have lakes onshore with artificial wave machines. Otherwise, in the open ocean you must just accept the risk.

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Date: 6/09/2025 18:08:10
From: The Rev Dodgson
ID: 2313681
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

party_pants said:


I don’t think it would work.

The only thing that drives them off is the sound of orcas. But playing orca sounds might attract orcas, so probably not a solution.

The only sure solution is to have lakes onshore with artificial wave machines. Otherwise, in the open ocean you must just accept the risk.

How does the number of deaths from sharks compare with deaths from accidents while driving to the beach?

Never mind drowning.

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Date: 6/09/2025 18:10:41
From: Peak Warming Man
ID: 2313684
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

The Rev Dodgson said:


party_pants said:

I don’t think it would work.

The only thing that drives them off is the sound of orcas. But playing orca sounds might attract orcas, so probably not a solution.

The only sure solution is to have lakes onshore with artificial wave machines. Otherwise, in the open ocean you must just accept the risk.

How does the number of deaths from sharks compare with deaths from accidents while driving to the beach?

Never mind drowning.

If only Sibeen had had a drone.

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Date: 6/09/2025 18:13:53
From: Michael V
ID: 2313685
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

The Rev Dodgson said:


party_pants said:

I don’t think it would work.

The only thing that drives them off is the sound of orcas. But playing orca sounds might attract orcas, so probably not a solution.

The only sure solution is to have lakes onshore with artificial wave machines. Otherwise, in the open ocean you must just accept the risk.

How does the number of deaths from sharks compare with deaths from accidents while driving to the beach?

Never mind drowning.

Rarely are car crashes “accidents”. “Accidents” implies that the crash couldn’t be helped, whereas in general, most could have been avoided by someone doing something different.

Car crash.

It’s an important distinction.

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Date: 6/09/2025 18:17:53
From: roughbarked
ID: 2313689
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

Michael V said:


The Rev Dodgson said:

party_pants said:

I don’t think it would work.

The only thing that drives them off is the sound of orcas. But playing orca sounds might attract orcas, so probably not a solution.

The only sure solution is to have lakes onshore with artificial wave machines. Otherwise, in the open ocean you must just accept the risk.

How does the number of deaths from sharks compare with deaths from accidents while driving to the beach?

Never mind drowning.

Rarely are car crashes “accidents”. “Accidents” implies that the crash couldn’t be helped, whereas in general, most could have been avoided by someone doing something different.

Car crash.

It’s an important distinction.

Yes. 95% driver error.

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Date: 6/09/2025 18:27:04
From: captain_spalding
ID: 2313692
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

roughbarked said:


Michael V said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

How does the number of deaths from sharks compare with deaths from accidents while driving to the beach?

Never mind drowning.

Rarely are car crashes “accidents”. “Accidents” implies that the crash couldn’t be helped, whereas in general, most could have been avoided by someone doing something different.

Car crash.

It’s an important distinction.

Yes. 95% driver error.

“Traffic accidents”

Traffic incidents.

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Date: 6/09/2025 18:30:22
From: kryten
ID: 2313693
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

captain_spalding said:


roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

Rarely are car crashes “accidents”. “Accidents” implies that the crash couldn’t be helped, whereas in general, most could have been avoided by someone doing something different.

Car crash.

It’s an important distinction.

Yes. 95% driver error.

“Traffic accidents”

Traffic incidents.

MVC Motor Vehicle Collision

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Date: 6/09/2025 19:27:25
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 2313730
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

party_pants said:


I don’t think it would work.

The only thing that drives them off is the sound of orcas. But playing orca sounds might attract orcas, so probably not a solution.

The only sure solution is to have lakes onshore with artificial wave machines. Otherwise, in the open ocean you must just accept the risk.

Umm why not spotter drones to patrol beaches from the air and if detected monitored liaising with surf rescue.

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Date: 6/09/2025 19:31:27
From: wookiemeister
ID: 2313733
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

Peak Warming Man said:


The Rev Dodgson said:

party_pants said:

I don’t think it would work.

The only thing that drives them off is the sound of orcas. But playing orca sounds might attract orcas, so probably not a solution.

The only sure solution is to have lakes onshore with artificial wave machines. Otherwise, in the open ocean you must just accept the risk.

How does the number of deaths from sharks compare with deaths from accidents while driving to the beach?

Never mind drowning.

If only Sibeen had had a drone.


Drownings start to spike as soon as the weather becomes warmer

Within a few days of sibeens death another couple had died. When I looked further drownings happen ALL the time. If people were warned before entering the water it would cut a percentage off the number of drowning every year.

The government and every organisation have no interest in any mitigation strategy – so people die.

It will never happen to me : this is what everyone thinks when they hit the water, the fact is it can happen to anyone. Sibeen was an educated man but without a warning of caution he was as vulnerable as anyone.

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Date: 6/09/2025 19:34:07
From: wookiemeister
ID: 2313736
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

If anything it seems to be men that are most prone to drown ( swimming pools and domestic situations not included). Within a week or so of sibeens death some guy was found somewhere like coogee or somewhere similar.

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Date: 6/09/2025 19:35:12
From: wookiemeister
ID: 2313738
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

When the weather becomes warmer – you’ll see the news reports activate with drownings

Just watch and you’ll see

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Date: 6/09/2025 19:40:34
From: party_pants
ID: 2313743
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

Witty Rejoinder said:


party_pants said:

I don’t think it would work.

The only thing that drives them off is the sound of orcas. But playing orca sounds might attract orcas, so probably not a solution.

The only sure solution is to have lakes onshore with artificial wave machines. Otherwise, in the open ocean you must just accept the risk.

Umm why not spotter drones to patrol beaches from the air and if detected monitored liaising with surf rescue.

Aerial drones to spot from the air are probably viable. But the OP is specifically suggesting underwater drones to detect and drive off sharks.

Maybe an aerial drone equipped with some type of fire-cracker or banger that it can drop into the water near any large shark spotted to scare it away?

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Date: 6/09/2025 19:55:16
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 2313748
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

party_pants said:


Witty Rejoinder said:

party_pants said:

I don’t think it would work.

The only thing that drives them off is the sound of orcas. But playing orca sounds might attract orcas, so probably not a solution.

The only sure solution is to have lakes onshore with artificial wave machines. Otherwise, in the open ocean you must just accept the risk.

Umm why not spotter drones to patrol beaches from the air and if detected monitored liaising with surf rescue.

Aerial drones to spot from the air are probably viable. But the OP is specifically suggesting underwater drones to detect and drive off sharks.

Maybe an aerial drone equipped with some type of fire-cracker or banger that it can drop into the water near any large shark spotted to scare it away?

I reckon the sharks can be left to their own devices if we have the means to clear beaches in advance. It not as though any surfers are gonna say fuck the shark i’m staying in the water. Well at least those in a gene-pool we want to preserve

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Date: 6/09/2025 20:27:04
From: Kingy
ID: 2313758
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

Witty Rejoinder said:


party_pants said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Umm why not spotter drones to patrol beaches from the air and if detected monitored liaising with surf rescue.

Aerial drones to spot from the air are probably viable. But the OP is specifically suggesting underwater drones to detect and drive off sharks.

Maybe an aerial drone equipped with some type of fire-cracker or banger that it can drop into the water near any large shark spotted to scare it away?

I reckon the sharks can be left to their own devices if we have the means to clear beaches in advance. It not as though any surfers are gonna say fuck the shark i’m staying in the water. Well at least those in a gene-pool we want to preserve

We had one of those idiots here a few years back. The Margaret River Pro was delayed or cancelled(can’t remember which) coz some flog decided to surf at a nearby closed(due to sharks) beach. He was told that the beach was closed, and there were sharks out there, he ignored all advice and unfortunately was not eaten by sharks.

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Date: 6/09/2025 20:29:38
From: Witty Rejoinder
ID: 2313761
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

Kingy said:


Witty Rejoinder said:

party_pants said:

Aerial drones to spot from the air are probably viable. But the OP is specifically suggesting underwater drones to detect and drive off sharks.

Maybe an aerial drone equipped with some type of fire-cracker or banger that it can drop into the water near any large shark spotted to scare it away?

I reckon the sharks can be left to their own devices if we have the means to clear beaches in advance. It not as though any surfers are gonna say fuck the shark i’m staying in the water. Well at least those in a gene-pool we want to preserve

We had one of those idiots here a few years back. The Margaret River Pro was delayed or cancelled(can’t remember which) coz some flog decided to surf at a nearby closed(due to sharks) beach. He was told that the beach was closed, and there were sharks out there, he ignored all advice and unfortunately was not eaten by sharks.

Get drones to drop burley on them: It’s win-win!

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Date: 6/09/2025 20:35:58
From: Kingy
ID: 2313765
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

Witty Rejoinder said:


Kingy said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

I reckon the sharks can be left to their own devices if we have the means to clear beaches in advance. It not as though any surfers are gonna say fuck the shark i’m staying in the water. Well at least those in a gene-pool we want to preserve

We had one of those idiots here a few years back. The Margaret River Pro was delayed or cancelled(can’t remember which) coz some flog decided to surf at a nearby closed(due to sharks) beach. He was told that the beach was closed, and there were sharks out there, he ignored all advice and unfortunately was not eaten by sharks.

Get drones to drop burley on them: It’s win-win!

Many years ago, I was building/welding a roof on a beach “house” in Bunker Bay. While we were up on the roof, we could see the sharks circling the surfers who had paddled out behind the breakers to wait for a “set”.

After we finished work, we went down to the beach for a swim in our jocks(only to about 2ft of water), and asked the surfies why they didn’t swim away from the sharks. They replied “What sharks, we didn’t see any”

There’s a seal colony just around the corner, and there has been surfies taken by sharks in Bunker Bay.

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Date: 6/09/2025 20:40:03
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2313768
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

party_pants said:


Witty Rejoinder said:

party_pants said:

I don’t think it would work.

The only thing that drives them off is the sound of orcas. But playing orca sounds might attract orcas, so probably not a solution.

The only sure solution is to have lakes onshore with artificial wave machines. Otherwise, in the open ocean you must just accept the risk.

Umm why not spotter drones to patrol beaches from the air and if detected monitored liaising with surf rescue.

Aerial drones to spot from the air are probably viable. But the OP is specifically suggesting underwater drones to detect and drive off sharks.

Maybe an aerial drone equipped with some type of fire-cracker or banger that it can drop into the water near any large shark spotted to scare it away?

An aerial drone could send a signal to a device strapped onto the surfer.

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Date: 6/09/2025 20:42:30
From: Kingy
ID: 2313769
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

Tau.Neutrino said:


party_pants said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Umm why not spotter drones to patrol beaches from the air and if detected monitored liaising with surf rescue.

Aerial drones to spot from the air are probably viable. But the OP is specifically suggesting underwater drones to detect and drive off sharks.

Maybe an aerial drone equipped with some type of fire-cracker or banger that it can drop into the water near any large shark spotted to scare it away?

An aerial drone could send a signal to a device strapped onto the surfer.

Like a waterproof bass speaker that starts playing the theme from Jaws.

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Date: 6/09/2025 20:42:46
From: tauto
ID: 2313770
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

Kingy said:


Witty Rejoinder said:

Kingy said:

We had one of those idiots here a few years back. The Margaret River Pro was delayed or cancelled(can’t remember which) coz some flog decided to surf at a nearby closed(due to sharks) beach. He was told that the beach was closed, and there were sharks out there, he ignored all advice and unfortunately was not eaten by sharks.

Get drones to drop burley on them: It’s win-win!

Many years ago, I was building/welding a roof on a beach “house” in Bunker Bay. While we were up on the roof, we could see the sharks circling the surfers who had paddled out behind the breakers to wait for a “set”.

After we finished work, we went down to the beach for a swim in our jocks(only to about 2ft of water), and asked the surfies why they didn’t swim away from the sharks. They replied “What sharks, we didn’t see any”

There’s a seal colony just around the corner, and there has been surfies taken by sharks in Bunker Bay.

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Yeah, best suggestion is to not look like a seal, paint your underside of surfboard with lots of green to look seaweed.

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Date: 6/09/2025 21:06:30
From: Tau.Neutrino
ID: 2313780
Subject: re: Drones for shark detection

Kingy said:


Tau.Neutrino said:

party_pants said:

Aerial drones to spot from the air are probably viable. But the OP is specifically suggesting underwater drones to detect and drive off sharks.

Maybe an aerial drone equipped with some type of fire-cracker or banger that it can drop into the water near any large shark spotted to scare it away?

An aerial drone could send a signal to a device strapped onto the surfer.

Like a waterproof bass speaker that starts playing the theme from Jaws.

More like a buzzer but designed to be felt in surf.

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