Boris said:

Rather strangely, if you do an exact search for “Dennis Cartilage”, the only hits relating to someone called Dennis Cartilage are the same discussion with Brian Cox.

Boris said:

:)

Boris said:

:)

Boris said:

It seems that the majority of FE’ers already believe that. And even far wilder stuff.

Boris said:

Anyone interested in my Pearl Harbour conspiracy thing?

That the Japanese fleet was safe at home in the Sea of Japan, and all those ‘Japanese’ planes were actually flown by Americans from the US carriers which just so conveniently happened to be out of the harbour at the time, so that Roosevelt had a pretext for joining the war.

Sign up now, don’t miss out. There’s fortunes to be made in the merchandising and Youtube monetisation.

captain_spalding said:

Boris said:

Anyone interested in my Pearl Harbour conspiracy thing?

That the Japanese fleet was safe at home in the Sea of Japan, and all those ‘Japanese’ planes were actually flown by Americans from the US carriers which just so conveniently happened to be out of the harbour at the time, so that Roosevelt had a pretext for joining the war.

Sign up now, don’t miss out. There’s fortunes to be made in the merchandising and Youtube monetisation.

So the Zero’s were actually Hero’s

Cymek said:

captain_spalding said:

Boris said:

Anyone interested in my Pearl Harbour conspiracy thing?

That the Japanese fleet was safe at home in the Sea of Japan, and all those ‘Japanese’ planes were actually flown by Americans from the US carriers which just so conveniently happened to be out of the harbour at the time, so that Roosevelt had a pretext for joining the war.

Sign up now, don’t miss out. There’s fortunes to be made in the merchandising and Youtube monetisation.

So the Zero’s were actually Hero’s

Husband E. Kimmel would have debated you on that.

Spiny Norman said:

Lettuce

Spiny Norman said:

Sashimi

AussieDJ said:

Spiny Norman said:

Lettuce

Lettuce pray.

Spiny Norman said:

processed cheese sticks.

alleged

Divine Angel said:

LOL

Divine Angel said:

So he’s looking for a place to bury the Epstein Files…

Well done 99, I think you’ve solved it!

Not sure this is really darkside, but still

and a gif

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not sure this is really darkside, but still

and a gif

Boris said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not sure this is really darkside, but still

and a gif

Thanks Boris. ! I will try and remember the correct way to post gifs!

The Rev Dodgson said:

Boris said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not sure this is really darkside, but still

and a gif

Thanks Boris. ! I will try and remember the correct way to post gifs!

yes, i won’t always be around to help you.

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not sure this is really darkside, but still

and a gif

Is there an equation for that?

Michael V said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not sure this is really darkside, but still

and a gif

Is there an equation for that?

Probably, but I don’t know what it is.

The Rev Dodgson said:

Michael V said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not sure this is really darkside, but still

and a gif

Is there an equation for that?

Probably, but I don’t know what it is.

Oh, I thought that might have been the joke. Unfortunately (and, as usual), you’ll have to explain it to me.

Michael V said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Michael V said:

Is there an equation for that?

Probably, but I don’t know what it is.

Oh, I thought that might have been the joke. Unfortunately (and, as usual), you’ll have to explain it to me.

No joke.

I just liked the animation :)

The Rev Dodgson said:

Boris said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not sure this is really darkside, but still

and a gif

Thanks Boris. ! I will try and remember the correct way to post gifs!

IDGI?

The Rev Dodgson said:

Michael V said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Probably, but I don’t know what it is.

Oh, I thought that might have been the joke. Unfortunately (and, as usual), you’ll have to explain it to me.

No joke.

I just liked the animation :)

Ah. Thanks.

:)

Boris said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Boris said:

Thanks Boris. ! I will try and remember the correct way to post gifs!

yes, i won’t always be around to help you.

Can I pencil that day into my diary?

Comedian dumps on Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who murdered Renee Good.

At least now we know what the H stands for

dv said:

At least now we know what the H stands for

Didn’t Jesus resurrect and wander off somewhere likely to Utah

Witty Rejoinder said:

Boris said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Thanks Boris. ! I will try and remember the correct way to post gifs!

yes, i won’t always be around to help you.

Can I pencil that day into my diary?

the future is not ours to see. Que Sera, Sera.

fsm said:

:)

Michael V said:

fsm said:

:)

yes

Recommend draining all blood, refilling with fluoridated tap water.

Divine Angel said:

typo in the corrections.

Neophyte said:

That one certainly meets the “darkside” requirement.

Divine Angel said:

LOL

The Rev Dodgson said:

Too early in the day to work that out!

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

LOL

and so we all laughed until we realised that people elected kkk

Neophyte said:

wait why don’t the skulls have puncture holes in them

SCIENCE said:

Neophyte said:

wait why don’t the skulls have puncture holes in them

Picky.

Witty Rejoinder said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Too early in the day to work that out!

What Would Guido Grandi Do¿

roughbarked said:

SCIENCE said:

Neophyte said:

wait why don’t the skulls have puncture holes in them

Picky.

Like lev davidovich bronstein ¿

SCIENCE said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Too early in the day to work that out!

What Would Guido Grandi Do¿

I hadn’t heard of Guido Grandi.

But a philosopher, a mathematician, and an engineer?

He’d be sure to get it right.

The Rev Dodgson said:

SCIENCE said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Too early in the day to work that out!

What Would Guido Grandi Do¿

I hadn’t heard of Guido Grandi.

But a philosopher, a mathematician, and an engineer?

He’d be sure to get it right.

Everyone Used To Be Polymaths Back In Them Days

SCIENCE said:

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

LOL

and so we all laughed until we realised that people elected kkk

Oh, you Debbie Downer!

SCIENCE said:

Neophyte said:

wait why don’t the skulls have puncture holes in them

Died from other wounds, or starvation.

Much as i abhor what Israel has done in Gaza, it all come back to a simple fact:

if HAMAS had decided to just stay home on that October 7, weed the vegetable patch, teach the kids how to make paper aeroplanes, chew some khat, talk with the wife about next week’s dinners, then there might be a lot more people alive in Gaza today, and a lot more breeze blocks still stacked on top of each other.

captain_spalding said:

Much as i abhor what Israel has done in Gaza, it all come back to a simple fact:

if HAMAS had decided to just stay home on that October 7, weed the vegetable patch, teach the kids how to make paper aeroplanes, chew some khat, talk with the wife about next week’s dinners, then there might be a lot more people alive in Gaza today, and a lot more breeze blocks still stacked on top of each other.

But like all memes, is it funny?

Witty Rejoinder said:

captain_spalding said:

Much as i abhor what Israel has done in Gaza, it all come back to a simple fact:

if HAMAS had decided to just stay home on that October 7, weed the vegetable patch, teach the kids how to make paper aeroplanes, chew some khat, talk with the wife about next week’s dinners, then there might be a lot more people alive in Gaza today, and a lot more breeze blocks still stacked on top of each other.

But like all memes, is it funny?

Maybe not funny. Maybe wry.

buffy said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

captain_spalding said:

Much as i abhor what Israel has done in Gaza, it all come back to a simple fact:

if HAMAS had decided to just stay home on that October 7, weed the vegetable patch, teach the kids how to make paper aeroplanes, chew some khat, talk with the wife about next week’s dinners, then there might be a lot more people alive in Gaza today, and a lot more breeze blocks still stacked on top of each other.

But like all memes, is it funny?

Maybe not funny. Maybe wry.

wait you mean like how the west bank is not settled oh no

captain_spalding said:

SCIENCE said:

Neophyte said:

wait why don’t the skulls have puncture holes in them

Died from other wounds, or starvation.

good point, they should be rickets skulls

but yeah that’s the beauty of it we guess, Israelis didn’t kill them, the starvation did, it’s their own fault

dv said:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

dv said:

No I’m Pagliarini!

dv said:

Is Andre a scientist?

Michael V said:

dv said:

Is Andre a scientist?

he’s a giant of the scientific world.

Boris said:

Michael V said:

dv said:

Is Andre a scientist?

he’s a giant of the scientific world.

Witty Rejoinder said:

dv said:

No I’m Pagliarini!

And so is my wife!

dv said:

Sounds like the Pagliacci joke.

Neophyte said:

dv said:

Sounds like the Pagliacci joke.

I’d not heard that one. So I looked it up.

Neophyte said:

dv said:

Sounds like the Pagliacci joke.

Yes, it is a reference to that joke.

Michael V said:

dv said:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

so he stands with his claim

dv said:

so alphas are male, makes sense

Neophyte said:

What Would Muslim Terrorists In The Western Regions Of Genocidal Countries Say

SCIENCE said:

Neophyte said:

What Would Muslim Terrorists In The Western Regions Of Genocidal Countries Say

allahu akbar!

Boris said:

SCIENCE said:

Neophyte said:

What Would Muslim Terrorists In The Western Regions Of Genocidal Countries Say

allahu akbar!

إن شاء الله

Divine Angel said:

Metaphor? What metaphor?

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

Metaphor? What metaphor?

all’gory

Boris said:

wor… woman… bet… be… bigger

tool, ah yes

Boris said:

Hahahahahaha!

Select memes from the Facebook.

kii said:

Select memes from the Facebook.

fuck it just throw him in a gilded cell and tell him it’s his throne room problem solved

Spiny Norman said:

LOL

Michael V said:

Spiny Norman said:

LOL

oh uh which one of them is elon musk the awesome fella

Divine Angel said:

!!!

Boris said:

and these people call themselves Australians.

Boris said:

Dear-oh-dear.

Divine Angel said:

I quite like his realistic pet portraits.

ChrispenEvan said:

:)

ChrispenEvan said:

“Shouldn’t you be a-settlin’ in church?”

captain_spalding said:

:)

Michael V said:

captain_spalding said:

:)

so harsh

captain_spalding said:

What? No Viagra jokes? No jokes about post-menopausal Bond girls?

Divine Angel said:

captain_spalding said:

What? No Viagra jokes? No jokes about post-menopausal Bond girls?

Got any good ones?

Divine Angel said:

captain_spalding said:

What? No Viagra jokes? No jokes about post-menopausal Bond girls?

ageism is funny, sexism ableism isn’t

Divine Angel said:

captain_spalding said:

What? No Viagra jokes? No jokes about post-menopausal Bond girls?

They should probably cast Idris Elba as Bond.
That would be a good way to honor blackmen.

dv said:

Divine Angel said:

captain_spalding said:

What? No Viagra jokes? No jokes about post-menopausal Bond girls?

They should probably cast Idris Elba as Bond.
That would be a good way to honor blackmen.

(golf clap)

dv said:

Divine Angel said:

captain_spalding said:

What? No Viagra jokes? No jokes about post-menopausal Bond girls?

They should probably cast Idris Elba as Bond.
That would be a good way to honor blackmen.

Simultaneous groan and :)

dv said:

Divine Angel said:

captain_spalding said:

What? No Viagra jokes? No jokes about post-menopausal Bond girls?

They should probably cast Idris Elba as Bond.
That would be a good way to honor blackmen.

Ha!

:)

fsm said:

Trump thinks that no-one notices that his ‘suntan’ is orange make-up.

Vance thinks that no-one notices that he’s stolen Captain Jack Sparrow’s eyeliner style.

captain_spalding said:

fsm said:

Trump thinks that no-one notices that his ‘suntan’ is orange make-up.

Vance thinks that no-one notices that he’s stolen Captain Jack Sparrow’s eyeliner style.

He could tell everyone the marks around his mouth are from eating burger rings not the more obvious reason

Cymek said:

captain_spalding said:

fsm said:

Trump thinks that no-one notices that his ‘suntan’ is orange make-up.

Vance thinks that no-one notices that he’s stolen Captain Jack Sparrow’s eyeliner style.

He could tell everyone the marks around his mouth are from eating burger rings not the more obvious reason

Is that really the shape of Trumps ring’ole?

Divine Angel said:

Ha!

This is quite cleverly done.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adBAenj_460svav1.mp4

captain_spalding said:

This is quite cleverly done.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adBAenj_460svav1.mp4

well I’m glad Australia just managed to sneak in there at the end.

captain_spalding said:

This is quite cleverly done.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adBAenj_460svav1.mp4

what do they do

SCIENCE said:

captain_spalding said:

This is quite cleverly done.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adBAenj_460svav1.mp4

what do they do

Sing a nice little song.

captain_spalding said:

SCIENCE said:

captain_spalding said:

This is quite cleverly done.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adBAenj_460svav1.mp4

what do they do

Sing a nice little song.

fair, we just wondered if there were other additional readings for depth

SCIENCE said:

captain_spalding said:

SCIENCE said:

what do they do

Sing a nice little song.

fair, we just wondered if there were other additional readings for depth

No. To paraphrase Sigmund Freud, sometimes a funny little song is just a funny little song.

captain_spalding said:

SCIENCE said:

captain_spalding said:

Sing a nice little song.

fair, we just wondered if there were other additional readings for depth

No. To paraphrase Sigmund Freud, sometimes a funny little song is just a funny little song.

thanks, it’s just yous never know on a place like this, when irony and sarcasm and parody and satire and pun and allegory could rear their pretty heads at any moment in any post

captain_spalding said:

SCIENCE said:

captain_spalding said:

This is quite cleverly done.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/adBAenj_460svav1.mp4

what do they do

Sing a nice little song.

It was either that or to the tune of “I’ve Been Everywhere”

SCIENCE said:

captain_spalding said:

SCIENCE said:

fair, we just wondered if there were other additional readings for depth

No. To paraphrase Sigmund Freud, sometimes a funny little song is just a funny little song.

thanks, it’s just yous never know on a place like this, when irony and sarcasm and parody and satire and pun and allegory could rear their pretty heads at any moment in any post

It’s a minefield.

SCIENCE said:

captain_spalding said:

SCIENCE said:

fair, we just wondered if there were other additional readings for depth

No. To paraphrase Sigmund Freud, sometimes a funny little song is just a funny little song.

thanks, it’s just yous never know on a place like this, when irony and sarcasm and parody and satire and pun and allegory could rear their pretty heads at any moment in any post

The singer does indeed have a very pretty head. The rest of her is pretty good to.

And in spite of the somewhat silly presentation of the song, I suspect the head houses a pretty good brain as well.

Divine Angel said:

From cows not treated with antibiotics?

They just let them get sick and die?

Bloody!

ChrispenEvan said:

https://filmfreeway.com/FiFaFilmAwards ?

ChrispenEvan said:

I think replays will show FIFA slightly offside there.

Peak Warming Man said:

ChrispenEvan said:

I think replays will show FIFA slightly offside there.

Anyone can nominate. Doesn’t mean they get the award.

roughbarked said:

ChrispenEvan said:

https://filmfreeway.com/FiFaFilmAwards ?

Fédération Internationale de Football Association,

ChrispenEvan said:

:)

Peak Warming Man said:

ChrispenEvan said:

I think replays will show FIFA slightly offside there.

LOL

ChrispenEvan said:

What’s Trump gonna do, invade Los Angeles when the movie doesn’t get any prestigious awards next year?

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

What’s Trump gonna do, invade Los Angeles when the movie doesn’t get any prestigious awards next year?

Next year, she gets all the (Trump) Kennedy Centre Honours…

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

What’s Trump gonna do, invade Los Angeles when the movie doesn’t get any prestigious awards next year?

He’s already got the millions. He doesn’t give a shit now.

roughbarked said:

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

What’s Trump gonna do, invade Los Angeles when the movie doesn’t get any prestigious awards next year?

He’s already got the millions. He doesn’t give a shit now.

No no no I’m sure it’s a masterpiece of cinema. It’ll sweep the Golden Razzies next year.

Divine Angel said:

roughbarked said:

Divine Angel said:

What’s Trump gonna do, invade Los Angeles when the movie doesn’t get any prestigious awards next year?

He’s already got the millions. He doesn’t give a shit now.

No no no I’m sure it’s a masterpiece of cinema. It’ll sweep the Golden Razzies next year.

Has it sold two tickets yet?

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

What’s Trump gonna do, invade Los Angeles when the movie doesn’t get any prestigious awards next year?

Maybe.

Oh dear. The ‘chemtrail’ people. Not the brightest candle on the cake.

https://x.com/i/status/2016597951829643752

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

What’s Trump gonna do, invade Los Angeles when the movie doesn’t get any prestigious awards next year?

Maybe.

Some people are drawing parallels with Susan Alexander Kane in the movie Citizen Kane.

dv said:

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

What’s Trump gonna do, invade Los Angeles when the movie doesn’t get any prestigious awards next year?

Maybe.

Some people are drawing parallels with Susan Alexander Kane in the movie Citizen Kane.

She may have gotten bad notices, but at least people attended her performances….

Spiny Norman said:

Oh dear. The ‘chemtrail’ people. Not the brightest candle on the cake.

https://x.com/i/status/2016597951829643752

LOLOLOL

This is indeed a real product.

Divine Angel said:

This is indeed a real product.

They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

This is indeed a real product.

They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

Sometimes they cut the tip

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

This is indeed a real product.

They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

See? Bishop’s crown:

Divine Angel said:

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

This is indeed a real product.

They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

Sometimes they cut the tip

Ha!

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

This is indeed a real product.

They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

What if you only want one shaped like a spicy dildo? Asking for a friend.

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

LOLOLOLOL

Says it all, really.

:)

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

Divine Angel said:

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

yeah but all those antifa protestors getting killed, now they’re the paid actors

SCIENCE said:

Divine Angel said:

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

yeah but all those antifa protestors getting killed, now they’re the paid actors

I’ll wear my “I don’t care, do u?” jacket.

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

Divine Angel said:

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

yeah but all those antifa protestors getting killed, now they’re the paid actors

I’ll wear my “I don’t care, do u?” jacket.

They could add in extra tasks to increase the compensation.
Like consume a huge drink and no toilet breaks

Cymek said:

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

yeah but all those antifa protestors getting killed, now they’re the paid actors

I’ll wear my “I don’t care, do u?” jacket.

They could add in extra tasks to increase the compensation.
Like consume a huge drink and no toilet breaks

drink the Flavor Aid, no hydroxocobalamin to stand by

Divine Angel said:

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

Sure, me too. But only if they fly me there. I’m not going to walk.

Michael V said:

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

LOLOLOLOL

Says it all, really.

:)

Tickets are being bought up by Republican clubs and associations to try to ‘prevent embarrassment’ for Trump and Melania.

They’re buying blocks tickets to showings, sometimes buying out the whole cinema. They’re offering tickets at enormous reductions to anyone who’ll take them, or just trying to give them away.

But, it’s a uphill battle. Very, very few people are eager to see the film. In London, one showing has sold 1 ticket. Another has sold 6.

It’s not the Trumps’ (or Bezos’s) greatest moment.

Divine Angel said:

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

What? Fifty bucks for you to “show” support for a fascist? So you’d be a “paid actor”. The coat would be seen as supporting Melania, not as your message to them.

Must be nice to exist in a bubble of privilege.

captain_spalding said:

Michael V said:

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

LOLOLOLOL

Says it all, really.

:)

Tickets are being bought up by Republican clubs and associations to try to ‘prevent embarrassment’ for Trump and Melania.

They’re buying blocks tickets to showings, sometimes buying out the whole cinema. They’re offering tickets at enormous reductions to anyone who’ll take them, or just trying to give them away.

But, it’s a uphill battle. Very, very few people are eager to see the film. In London, one showing has sold 1 ticket. Another has sold 6.

It’s not the Trumps’ (or Bezos’s) greatest moment.

are people who run cinemas in other countries idiots

andor

are people who run cinemas in other countries rich pricks so deep in the libertarian silo that they thought this was a good idea

or

are yous lot all here in a far left echo chamber hellhole and telling us lies about how popular these USSA queens are

kii said:

Divine Angel said:

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

What? Fifty bucks for you to “show” support for a fascist? So you’d be a “paid actor”. The coat would be seen as supporting Melania, not as your message to them.

Must be nice to exist in a bubble of privilege.

so what we’re saying is, with millions of people in the USSA living in poverty, they wouldn’t leap at the opportunity to pocket $50 and be part of a movement that won’t kill them directly because their slave labour is needed

captain_spalding said:

Michael V said:

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

LOLOLOLOL

Says it all, really.

:)

Tickets are being bought up by Republican clubs and associations to try to ‘prevent embarrassment’ for Trump and Melania.

They’re buying blocks tickets to showings, sometimes buying out the whole cinema. They’re offering tickets at enormous reductions to anyone who’ll take them, or just trying to give them away.

But, it’s a uphill battle. Very, very few people are eager to see the film. In London, one showing has sold 1 ticket. Another has sold 6.

It’s not the Trumps’ (or Bezos’s) greatest moment.

Which is why I’m surprised why there’s cinemas in busy cities with zero tickets sold. Show the cinemas in Texas. Actually, I’ve got nothing better to do, I’m gonna do just that.

So at the Regal Metropolitan in Austin, Texas, there are 4 showings of Melania on Friday, local time. Across those four sessions, thirteen tickets have been pre-sold. The busiest session has five pre-sold tickets.

alleged super bowl stuff

captain_spalding said:

Michael V said:

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

LOLOLOLOL

Says it all, really.

:)

Tickets are being bought up by Republican clubs and associations to try to ‘prevent embarrassment’ for Trump and Melania.

They’re buying blocks tickets to showings, sometimes buying out the whole cinema. They’re offering tickets at enormous reductions to anyone who’ll take them, or just trying to give them away.

But, it’s a uphill battle. Very, very few people are eager to see the film. In London, one showing has sold 1 ticket. Another has sold 6.

It’s not the Trumps’ (or Bezos’s) greatest moment.

It was just another way to transfer a bribe from Bezos’s company to Trump et al.

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

FFS.

SCIENCE said:

captain_spalding said:

Michael V said:

LOLOLOLOL

Says it all, really.

:)

Tickets are being bought up by Republican clubs and associations to try to ‘prevent embarrassment’ for Trump and Melania.

They’re buying blocks tickets to showings, sometimes buying out the whole cinema. They’re offering tickets at enormous reductions to anyone who’ll take them, or just trying to give them away.

But, it’s a uphill battle. Very, very few people are eager to see the film. In London, one showing has sold 1 ticket. Another has sold 6.

It’s not the Trumps’ (or Bezos’s) greatest moment.

are people who run cinemas in other countries idiots

andor

are people who run cinemas in other countries rich pricks so deep in the libertarian silo that they thought this was a good idea

or

are yous lot all here in a far left echo chamber hellhole and telling us lies about how popular these USSA queens are

A little of each.

Divine Angel said:

captain_spalding said:

Michael V said:

LOLOLOLOL

Says it all, really.

:)

Tickets are being bought up by Republican clubs and associations to try to ‘prevent embarrassment’ for Trump and Melania.

They’re buying blocks tickets to showings, sometimes buying out the whole cinema. They’re offering tickets at enormous reductions to anyone who’ll take them, or just trying to give them away.

But, it’s a uphill battle. Very, very few people are eager to see the film. In London, one showing has sold 1 ticket. Another has sold 6.

It’s not the Trumps’ (or Bezos’s) greatest moment.

Which is why I’m surprised why there’s cinemas in busy cities with zero tickets sold. Show the cinemas in Texas. Actually, I’ve got nothing better to do, I’m gonna do just that.

So at the Regal Metropolitan in Austin, Texas, there are 4 showings of Melania on Friday, local time. Across those four sessions, thirteen tickets have been pre-sold. The busiest session has five pre-sold tickets.

LOL

Realistically, who would watch a documentary about Michelle Obama or Lady Bird Johnson?

Divine Angel said:

Realistically, who would watch a documentary about Michelle Obama or Lady Bird Johnson?

don’t know about that but now our wombatburrow has led to this

apparently nintendo are causing fascists to melt down like chornobyl or fukushima

SCIENCE said:

Divine Angel said:

Realistically, who would watch a documentary about Michelle Obama or Lady Bird Johnson?

don’t know about that but now our wombatburrow has led to this

apparently nintendo are causing fascists to melt down like chornobyl or fukushima

What if Angie wants to remain single? 🤯

kii said:

It also means that only one cup can be filled at a time.

Slows down consumption, reduces costs, increases profits.

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

Divine Angel said:

Realistically, who would watch a documentary about Michelle Obama or Lady Bird Johnson?

don’t know about that but now our wombatburrow has led to this

apparently nintendo are causing fascists to melt down like chornobyl or fukushima

What if Angie wants to remain single? 🤯

fair, we suppose if Angie were more than NPC then

With the premiere of the game’s official Direct, it was confirmed that homosexual, bisexual, non-binary, and aromantic Miis would be present in the game.[

she just shouldn’t click OK in that case

kii said:

Ha!

Divine Angel said:

captain_spalding said:

Michael V said:

LOLOLOLOL

Says it all, really.

:)

Tickets are being bought up by Republican clubs and associations to try to ‘prevent embarrassment’ for Trump and Melania.

They’re buying blocks tickets to showings, sometimes buying out the whole cinema. They’re offering tickets at enormous reductions to anyone who’ll take them, or just trying to give them away.

But, it’s a uphill battle. Very, very few people are eager to see the film. In London, one showing has sold 1 ticket. Another has sold 6.

It’s not the Trumps’ (or Bezos’s) greatest moment.

Which is why I’m surprised why there’s cinemas in busy cities with zero tickets sold. Show the cinemas in Texas. Actually, I’ve got nothing better to do, I’m gonna do just that.

So at the Regal Metropolitan in Austin, Texas, there are 4 showings of Melania on Friday, local time. Across those four sessions, thirteen tickets have been pre-sold. The busiest session has five pre-sold tickets.

Austin is very liberal even for a largish city considering it’s in Texas.

kii said:

Divine Angel said:

fsm said:

This is an actual ad on Craigslist, Boston.

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

What? Fifty bucks for you to “show” support for a fascist? So you’d be a “paid actor”. The coat would be seen as supporting Melania, not as your message to them.

Must be nice to exist in a bubble of privilege.

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

Divine Angel said:

Realistically, who would watch a documentary about Michelle Obama or Lady Bird Johnson?

don’t know about that but now our wombatburrow has led to this

apparently nintendo are causing fascists to melt down like chornobyl or fukushima

What if Angie wants to remain single? 🤯

or just wants cats?

ChrispenEvan said:

kii said:

Divine Angel said:

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

What? Fifty bucks for you to “show” support for a fascist? So you’d be a “paid actor”. The coat would be seen as supporting Melania, not as your message to them.

Must be nice to exist in a bubble of privilege.

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

You’d be grumpy too if you only had 8 hours sleep!

Witty Rejoinder said:

ChrispenEvan said:

kii said:

What? Fifty bucks for you to “show” support for a fascist? So you’d be a “paid actor”. The coat would be seen as supporting Melania, not as your message to them.

Must be nice to exist in a bubble of privilege.

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

You’d be grumpy too if you only had 8 hours sleep!

I get fewer. usually.

Spiny Norman said:

Grumpy.

Spiny Norman said:

harsh but fair. and funny.

ChrispenEvan said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

You’d be grumpy too if you only had 8 hours sleep!

I get fewer. usually.

Same. Less than 2 last night.
Nearly went to sleep driving back from Leeton hospital.

ChrispenEvan said:

Spiny Norman said:

harsh but fair. and funny.

He deserves everything he gets from his newly made enemies.

ChrispenEvan said:

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

don’t know about that but now our wombatburrow has led to this

apparently nintendo are causing fascists to melt down like chornobyl or fukushima

What if Angie wants to remain single? 🤯

or just wants cats?

are cats a 1 or a 0

ChrispenEvan said:

kii said:

Divine Angel said:

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

What? Fifty bucks for you to “show” support for a fascist? So you’d be a “paid actor”. The coat would be seen as supporting Melania, not as your message to them.

Must be nice to exist in a bubble of privilege.

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

Pardon me for calling out her idiotic comment, but at least she hasn’t been slagging off about her mother recently. That’s been painful to witness over the years.

ChrispenEvan said:

kii said:

Divine Angel said:

I’d do it. Be paid $50 to take a nap? It’s a deal!

What? Fifty bucks for you to “show” support for a fascist? So you’d be a “paid actor”. The coat would be seen as supporting Melania, not as your message to them.

Must be nice to exist in a bubble of privilege.

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

To be fair we are all in privilege bubble

Cymek said:

ChrispenEvan said:

kii said:

What? Fifty bucks for you to “show” support for a fascist? So you’d be a “paid actor”. The coat would be seen as supporting Melania, not as your message to them.

Must be nice to exist in a bubble of privilege.

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

To be fair we are all in privilege bubble

There are varying degrees of privilege. In my humble opinion.

kii said:

Cymek said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

To be fair we are all in privilege bubble

There are varying degrees of privilege. In my humble opinion.

Just like there are varying sizes of chips…

kii said:

ChrispenEvan said:

kii said:

What? Fifty bucks for you to “show” support for a fascist? So you’d be a “paid actor”. The coat would be seen as supporting Melania, not as your message to them.

Must be nice to exist in a bubble of privilege.

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

Pardon me for calling out her idiotic comment, but at least she hasn’t been slagging off about her mother recently. That’s been painful to witness over the years.

Oh yeah… You loved your mother.

rolls eyes

Spiny Norman said:

Sleazy.

I know that look: toddlers when they’re doing a shit in their nappies.

roughbarked said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

You’d be grumpy too if you only had 8 hours sleep!

I get fewer. usually.

Same. Less than 2 last night.
Nearly went to sleep driving back from Leeton hospital.

I thought you’d learnt that lesson.

Divine Angel said:

I know that look: toddlers when they’re doing a shit in their nappies.

Probably all too true.

Witty Rejoinder said:

kii said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

Pardon me for calling out her idiotic comment, but at least she hasn’t been slagging off about her mother recently. That’s been painful to witness over the years.

Oh yeah… You loved your mother.

rolls eyes

She’s dead, no one here will meet her.

I also say shit about my older sister, but I have cut off all contact with her. After a nasty incident many years back I no longer ask her to help me with my sons. There’s a former forumer who was living near her, but has now moved away.

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

ChrispenEvan said:

I get fewer. usually.

Same. Less than 2 last night.
Nearly went to sleep driving back from Leeton hospital.

I thought you’d learnt that lesson.

Not quite the same depth of sleep.

ChrispenEvan said:

👀
They rarely washed their clothes? Ew.

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

👀
They rarely washed their clothes? Ew.

and prolly overloaded the machine.

ChrispenEvan said:

Splurt.

Oh gosh. I have to clean my screen.

roughbarked said:

Divine Angel said:

ChrispenEvan said:

👀
They rarely washed their clothes? Ew.

and prolly overloaded the machine.

I saw what you did there…

Michael V said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Splurt.

Oh gosh. I have to clean my screen.

not gonna say it not gonna say it not gonna say it

Divine Angel said:

Michael V said:

ChrispenEvan said:

Splurt.

Oh gosh. I have to clean my screen.

not gonna say it not gonna say it not gonna say it

Don’t you dare, young lady.

I happened to be nibbling Chinese fermented black beans when I read it. That’s what spurted out of my laughing mouth.

ChrispenEvan said:

:)

kii said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

kii said:

Pardon me for calling out her idiotic comment, but at least she hasn’t been slagging off about her mother recently. That’s been painful to witness over the years.

Oh yeah… You loved your mother.

rolls eyes

She’s dead, no one here will meet her.

I also say shit about my older sister, but I have cut off all contact with her. After a nasty incident many years back I no longer ask her to help me with my sons. There’s a former forumer who was living near her, but has now moved away.

So speaking ill of the dead is fine?

Oh also… I’d love to fly up to Brissy too meet your mum at the next pud DA but something’s ummm come up.

Witty Rejoinder said:

kii said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Oh yeah… You loved your mother.

rolls eyes

She’s dead, no one here will meet her.

I also say shit about my older sister, but I have cut off all contact with her. After a nasty incident many years back I no longer ask her to help me with my sons. There’s a former forumer who was living near her, but has now moved away.

So speaking ill of the dead is fine?

Oh also… I’d love to fly up to Brissy too meet your mum at the next pud DA but something’s ummm come up.

I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. She’s not a nice person. I choose to direct my energy elsewhere 💖

Divine Angel said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

kii said:

She’s dead, no one here will meet her.

I also say shit about my older sister, but I have cut off all contact with her. After a nasty incident many years back I no longer ask her to help me with my sons. There’s a former forumer who was living near her, but has now moved away.

So speaking ill of the dead is fine?

Oh also… I’d love to fly up to Brissy too meet your mum at the next pud DA but something’s ummm come up.

I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. She’s not a nice person. I choose to direct my energy elsewhere 💖

Its hard to say such things about family members.
One is allowed to protect oneself at some point from vitriol.
When family members have mental problems (not sure if your mum does) its hard for them yes but victims of this don’t have it easy either.

Divine Angel said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

kii said:

She’s dead, no one here will meet her.

I also say shit about my older sister, but I have cut off all contact with her. After a nasty incident many years back I no longer ask her to help me with my sons. There’s a former forumer who was living near her, but has now moved away.

So speaking ill of the dead is fine?

Oh also… I’d love to fly up to Brissy too meet your mum at the next pud DA but something’s ummm come up.

I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. She’s not a nice person. I choose to direct my energy elsewhere 💖

We should introduce her to Kii. They sound like they’d have a lot in common.

Divine Angel said:

Something rarely asked is how happy would Jesus be with Christianity and the hatred done is his name

Cymek said:

Divine Angel said:

Something rarely asked is how happy would Jesus be with Christianity and the hatred done is his name

How he feels about this

Cymek said:

Divine Angel said:

Something rarely asked is how happy would Jesus be with Christianity and the hatred done is his name

He would forgive those who trespass against him.

Peak Warming Man said:

Cymek said:

Divine Angel said:

Something rarely asked is how happy would Jesus be with Christianity and the hatred done is his name

He would forgive those who trespass against him.

And throw stones, lots of stones…

furious said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Cymek said:

Something rarely asked is how happy would Jesus be with Christianity and the hatred done is his name

He would forgive those who trespass against him.

And throw stones, lots of stones…

You’re getting confused with Bwian.

Divine Angel said:

“rise”

fsm said:

furious said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Cymek said:

Divine Angel said:

Something rarely asked is how happy would Jesus be with Christianity and the hatred done is his name

He would forgive those who trespass against him.

And throw stones, lots of stones…

I have some nails if he wants them…

Divine Angel said:

Oh well, considering the Shroud of Turin has been demonstrated by radiocarbon dating to be manufactured during Middle Ages…

furious said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Cymek said:

Something rarely asked is how happy would Jesus be with Christianity and the hatred done is his name

He would forgive those who trespass against him.

And throw stones, lots of stones…

Oh, so he’s a stoner. I see.

Divine Angel said:

:)

Divine Angel said:

fsm said:

LOLOLOL

furious said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Cymek said:

Something rarely asked is how happy would Jesus be with Christianity and the hatred done is his name

He would forgive those who trespass against him.

And throw stones, lots of stones…

Turn the other cheek.

Have I already posted this one?
It makes me laugh.

kii said:

Have I already posted this one?
It makes me laugh.

Somebody did, but without the red flower.

It didn’t make me laugh either time, unfortunately.

Bubblecar said:

Divine Angel said:

I know that look: toddlers when they’re doing a shit in their nappies.

Probably all too true.

¿mela…ena!

Witty Rejoinder said:

kii said:

ChrispenEvan said:

LOL. I see DA is on kiis hit list.

Pardon me for calling out her idiotic comment, but at least she hasn’t been slagging off about her mother recently. That’s been painful to witness over the years.

Oh yeah… You loved your mother.

rolls eyes

look, everyone knows that it’s a rule here and if it isn’t then it should be, nobody is allowed to talk about things that upset them here, because it will upset other people who don’t want to be upset by taking on the upset of others in a self vindictive vicarious outrage

SCIENCE said:

Bubblecar said:

Divine Angel said:

I know that look: toddlers when they’re doing a shit in their nappies.

Probably all too true.

¿mela…ena!

Or mange, hard to tell these days. Here’s something scraped off a rabid dog.

Kingy said:

SCIENCE said:

Bubblecar said:

Probably all too true.

¿mela…ena!

Or mange, hard to tell these days. Here’s something scraped off a rabid dog.

LOL

yeah not really sold on this

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2026/01/28/national-gallery-art-videos-gen-z/

ChrispenEvan said:

only ¿ one

1/4 doz

Divine Angel said:

1/4 doz

If he’d got a double-yolk egg, would that have made it 1/3 dozen?

captain_spalding said:

Divine Angel said:

1/4 doz

If he’d got a double-yolk egg, would that have made it 1/3 dozen?

a one-third-hemi-demi-semi-half-gross

Divine Angel said:

1/4 doz

Small ducks, they look like chook eggs. I guess I don’t know the size of the plate. That might be an enormous slab of butter.

(Yes, I noticed it’s a meme…)

fsm said:

kii said:

fsm said:

RFK approved?

fsm said:

Where do they keep the ass plugs?

Divine Angel said:

fsm said:

Where do they keep the ass plugs?

In the laundry section.

fsm said:

Bunnings!

dv said:

Martin!

Michael V said:

dv said:

Martin!

Nailing his testes to the door, as we’d say in high school.

Divine Angel said:

did Siddhartha Gautama have acromegaly

Kingy said:

So, why can’t our smartphones record when corporations and governments can?

Tau.Neutrino said:

Kingy said:

So, why can’t our smartphones record when corporations and governments can?

can should may would could what

I almost posted this in the wrong thread, how embarrassment.

Divine Angel said:

I almost posted this in the wrong thread, how embarrassment.

:)

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

I almost posted this in the wrong thread, how embarrassment.

:)

so is it a periodic or an aperiodic function

alleged

fsm said:

2 seconds then

fsm said:

:)

fsm said:

:)

Speaking of, this is my all-time favourite meme.

English soccer fans private charter showing kegs of beer.

ChrispenEvan said:

English soccer fans private charter showing kegs of beer.

Money well spent if it’s a long flight.

fsm said:

LOLOLOLOL

Excellent

:)

fsm said:

I hope they update that on a regular basis.

They tested whether their dogs would save them.

https://x.com/sciencegirl/status/2018576251146117462

Spiny Norman said:

Loved the punchline.

Spiny Norman said:

LOLOL

Drunk Pig

Tau.Neutrino said:

Drunk Pig

Barnaby…?

Drunk Squirrel had too many crabapples

captain_spalding said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Drunk Pig

Barnaby…?

Yes.

One could visualise a drunk Barnaby rolling down a hill.

Kangaroo says go away

Tau.Neutrino said:

Kangaroo says go away

Thank you AI.

Michael V said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Kangaroo says go away

Thank you AI.

Ok.

That’s the second time.

Tau.Neutrino said:

Michael V said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Kangaroo says go away

Thank you AI.

Ok.

That’s the second time.

First one was an AI generated house tour video pointed out by Bubblecar.

Tau.Neutrino said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Michael V said:

Thank you AI.

Ok.

That’s the second time.

First one was an AI generated house tour video pointed out by Bubblecar.

Three strikes, and you’re out…

Out of the mouths of babes…

AI generated, but it made me laugh.

Michael V said:

Out of the mouths of babes…

AI generated, but it made me laugh.

Kid’s right, you know.

Divine Angel said:

Michael V said:

Out of the mouths of babes…

AI generated, but it made me laugh.

Kid’s right, you know.

That’s why it made me laugh.

:)

Kingy said:

I think the emus won, last time there was a war…

buffy said:

Kingy said:

I think the emus won, last time there was a war…

They did. Which could be why there are concerns.

roughbarked said:

buffy said:

Kingy said:

I think the emus won, last time there was a war…

They did. Which could be why there are concerns.

I imagine their technology has advanced significantly as well

ChrispenEvan said:

gross we were actually enjoying a nice succulent Chinese meal and now we feel sick, thanks for nothing

kii said:

the lady’s well

Number 9…number 9….number 9…

Not exactly a meme.

Divine Angel said:

Some interesting stuff in the background…

Kingy said:

Yeah, that’s dark.

The terrible thing is, you could go to the Smithsonian National Zoo in D.C., select a large primate at random, install it in the Oval Office, and it would almost certainly make a far better President than Trump.

As SCIENCE would say, Old El Paso

dv said:

JFC!!
That’s just freaked me out a bit 😳

Divine Angel said:

As SCIENCE would say, Old El Paso

I like this one.

:)

A RAMIST is a follower of the philosophies of Petrus Ramus.

dv said:

A RAMIST is a follower of the philosophies of Petrus Ramus.

whereas René d’Herblay is a fictional character by Alexandre Dumas the elder

Divine Angel said:

Cute

dv said:

someone actually trying not to confound would have sequenced it vertically

dv said:

Not sure how it is either heartwarming or scary.

The Rev Dodgson said:

dv said:

Not sure how it is either heartwarming or scary.

Heartwarming is the freakishly tall woman retrieving the ball from the tree, scary is the freakishly tall woman taking the ball off the kid and putting it in the tree, but I think you knew that.

To make it really scary you should set the scene in suicide forest.

captain_spalding said:

LOL

Divine Angel said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

dv said:

Not sure how it is either heartwarming or scary.

Heartwarming is the freakishly tall woman retrieving the ball from the tree, scary is the freakishly tall woman taking the ball off the kid and putting it in the tree, but I think you knew that.

To make it really scary you should set the scene in suicide forest.

or an Ames room

Divine Angel said:

what about eddie the eagle?