kii said:

Imagine the size of the biscuits

dv said:

kii said:

Imagine the size of the biscuits

I’m thinking pillow size.

LOLs at the flag colour notions.

:)

kii said:

😂😂😂

kii said:

I’m loving all the reflection pool memes.
Pantone colour ref…chef’s kiss *

Sammy Obeid Comedian
Link

The yanks call scones biscuits.
Over,

ruby said:

kii said:

I’m loving all the reflection pool memes.
Pantone colour ref…chef’s kiss *

Keep it one hundred
On the land, the sea, the sky
Pledge allegiance to your hands
Your team, your vibes
Don’t care where the hell you been
‘Cause now you’re mine
It’s about to be the sleepless night
You’ve been dreaming of
The fate of Ophelia

dv said:

ruby said:

kii said:

I’m loving all the reflection pool memes.
Pantone colour ref…chef’s kiss *

Keep it one hundred
On the land, the sea, the sky
Pledge allegiance to your hands
Your team, your vibes
Don’t care where the hell you been
‘Cause now you’re mine
It’s about to be the sleepless night
You’ve been dreaming of
The fate of Ophelia

Nice….a bit of culture there….

From The Mitish Bruseum.

Sir Rex Barker is Curator of our Cat Archive.

To be honest, he’s not collected many positive representations of cats, and seems obsessed with images of them looking ridiculous or failing badly.

He really loves the Assyrian ‘lion hunt’ reliefs, and takes a remarkably keen interest in any bone-related artefacts.

He’s a strange old boy, but a very good one.

kii said:

From The Mitish Bruseum.

Sir Rex Barker is Curator of our Cat Archive.

To be honest, he’s not collected many positive representations of cats, and seems obsessed with images of them looking ridiculous or failing badly.

He really loves the Assyrian ‘lion hunt’ reliefs, and takes a remarkably keen interest in any bone-related artefacts.

He’s a strange old boy, but a very good one.

:)

I know kii says this thread is open to any memes, but it doesn’t seem right to me.

But this one is only half on-topic, so should keep everyone happy:

Two for one…

The Rev Dodgson said:

I know kii says this thread is open to any memes, but it doesn’t seem right to me.

But this one is only half on-topic, so should keep everyone happy:

Ha! I started to learn Estonian 🇪🇪 when I was a child.

kii said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

I know kii says this thread is open to any memes, but it doesn’t seem right to me.

But this one is only half on-topic, so should keep everyone happy:

Ha! I started to learn Estonian 🇪🇪 when I was a child.

Well I hope you weren’t scorned by the Basquetts for your efforts.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZvasTrSIdm/?igsh=aDVmOGNnY2F6dms5

I think this one has sufficient gravytas for this thread:

The Rev Dodgson said:

I think this one has sufficient gravytas for this thread:

LOL, I had a couple of jobs when I was in Perth, making crucifixes for some Vietnamese families nearby. I had to nail Jesus to them.

The Rev Dodgson said:

I think this one has sufficient gravytas for this thread:

😆 @ gravytas

kii said:

Great word, suspectrum.

Michael V said:

kii said:

Great word, suspectrum.

Ha

Michael V said:

kii said:

Great word, suspectrum.

😘🐸😘

ruby said:

dv said:

ruby said:

I’m loving all the reflection pool memes.
Pantone colour ref…chef’s kiss *

Keep it one hundred
On the land, the sea, the sky
Pledge allegiance to your hands
Your team, your vibes
Don’t care where the hell you been
‘Cause now you’re mine
It’s about to be the sleepless night
You’ve been dreaming of
The fate of Ophelia

Nice….a bit of culture there….

Swifties on the Holiday Forum – who would have thought that.

ruby said:

:🤣😂🤣

Burnout grandma!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/CarsAustralia/comments/1uccmmv/burnout_grandma_doesnt_drift_into_pole_wall_not/

Michael V said:

kii said:

Great word, suspectrum.

Aye.

Spiny Norman said:

Burnout grandma!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/CarsAustralia/comments/1uccmmv/burnout_grandma_doesnt_drift_into_pole_wall_not/

Ha!

dv said:

below the belt

dv said:

Dear oh dear.

They finally found the knife used to cut the bottom of the Reflecting Pool!

Spiny Norman said:

LOL

Spiny Norman said:

Pay that one.

The Rev Dodgson said:

Has anyone advanced any reason as to just why the f*ck there was a motorcade down the empty pool?

captain_spalding said:

Michael V said:

Spiny Norman said:

LOL

Pay that one.

captain_spalding said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Has anyone advanced any reason as to just why the f*ck there was a motorcade down the empty pool?

There was no real reason. Couldn’t be if Trump was there.

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Has anyone advanced any reason as to just why the f*ck there was a motorcade down the empty pool?

There was no real reason. Couldn’t be if Trump was there.

surely it’s like the Capitol riots, to show off what they can get away with

i see they are fencing the pool off from the public.

Bogsnorkler said:

i see they are fencing the pool off from the public.

Any lifeguards?

dv said:

Bogsnorkler said:

i see they are fencing the pool off from the public.

Any lifeguards?

National ones.

kii said:

It does make you wonder if the universe is semi aware and has a sense of humour

Spiny Norman said:

LOLOLOL…very good!

Bogsnorkler said:

i see they are fencing the pool off from the public.

I do like Trump’s declaration that someone got in there, and cut a 250 foot / 77 metre strip of liner from the pool. The same liner that he’d previously described as being ‘…very strong. you couldn’t — if you had a knife, I don’t want to give anybody ideas, if you had a knife, you can’t even cut it. so strong. so powerful. powerful rubber.”

Not only did someone (apparently) get into the pool without ‘the authorities’ noticing, but they began hacking at it with a knife without them noticing, and were not noticed until they’d sawed their way through 77 metres of the stuff. If, indeed, they were noticed then.

The pool’s depth varies from 18 inches /45 cm at the edges to 30 inches / 75cm in the middle.

Can you imagine how long it would take you to cut 77 metres of ‘tough’ pool lining, bent over or kneeling in even 45 cm of water?

Does not enhance the image of the ‘security’ people one bit.

captain_spalding said:

Bogsnorkler said:

i see they are fencing the pool off from the public.

I do like Trump’s declaration that someone got in there, and cut a 250 foot / 77 metre strip of liner from the pool. The same liner that he’d previously described as being ‘…very strong. you couldn’t — if you had a knife, I don’t want to give anybody ideas, if you had a knife, you can’t even cut it. so strong. so powerful. powerful rubber.”

Not only did someone (apparently) get into the pool without ‘the authorities’ noticing, but they began hacking at it with a knife without them noticing, and were not noticed until they’d sawed their way through 77 metres of the stuff. If, indeed, they were noticed then.

The pool’s depth varies from 18 inches /45 cm at the edges to 30 inches / 75cm in the middle.

Can you imagine how long it would take you to cut 77 metres of ‘tough’ pool lining, bent over or kneeling in even 45 cm of water?

Does not enhance the image of the ‘security’ people one bit.

Doesn’t enhance the very stable genius hypothesis either.

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

Bogsnorkler said:

i see they are fencing the pool off from the public.

I do like Trump’s declaration that someone got in there, and cut a 250 foot / 77 metre strip of liner from the pool. The same liner that he’d previously described as being ‘…very strong. you couldn’t — if you had a knife, I don’t want to give anybody ideas, if you had a knife, you can’t even cut it. so strong. so powerful. powerful rubber.”

Not only did someone (apparently) get into the pool without ‘the authorities’ noticing, but they began hacking at it with a knife without them noticing, and were not noticed until they’d sawed their way through 77 metres of the stuff. If, indeed, they were noticed then.

The pool’s depth varies from 18 inches /45 cm at the edges to 30 inches / 75cm in the middle.

Can you imagine how long it would take you to cut 77 metres of ‘tough’ pool lining, bent over or kneeling in even 45 cm of water?

Does not enhance the image of the ‘security’ people one bit.

Doesn’t enhance the very stable genius hypothesis either.

Well he’s only a model of a very stable genius.

The Rev Dodgson said:

Mr buffy mentioned that the other day.

Cymek said:

kii said:

It does make you wonder if the universe is semi aware and has a sense of humour

off course it does

SCIENCE said:

Cymek said:

kii said:

It does make you wonder if the universe is semi aware and has a sense of humour

off course it does

It is totally hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

buffy said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Mr buffy mentioned that the other day.

I was wondering when this would come up.

It was such a stupid thing to do.

Of course driving along it in cars caused damage.

captain_spalding said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Has anyone advanced any reason as to just why the f*ck there was a motorcade down the empty pool?

Trump’s ego.

He was driven down there because he can. He’s the President.

kii said:

People are just so witty and wonderful.

🐸🐸🐸

The Rev Dodgson said:

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

I do like Trump’s declaration that someone got in there, and cut a 250 foot / 77 metre strip of liner from the pool. The same liner that he’d previously described as being ‘…very strong. you couldn’t — if you had a knife, I don’t want to give anybody ideas, if you had a knife, you can’t even cut it. so strong. so powerful. powerful rubber.”

Not only did someone (apparently) get into the pool without ‘the authorities’ noticing, but they began hacking at it with a knife without them noticing, and were not noticed until they’d sawed their way through 77 metres of the stuff. If, indeed, they were noticed then.

The pool’s depth varies from 18 inches /45 cm at the edges to 30 inches / 75cm in the middle.

Can you imagine how long it would take you to cut 77 metres of ‘tough’ pool lining, bent over or kneeling in even 45 cm of water?

Does not enhance the image of the ‘security’ people one bit.

Doesn’t enhance the very stable genius hypothesis either.

Well he’s only a model of a very stable genius.

I think he is a concept of a plan of a stable genius.

ms spock said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

roughbarked said:

Doesn’t enhance the very stable genius hypothesis either.

Well he’s only a model of a very stable genius.

I think he is a concept of a plan of a stable genius.

But of course the stable contains only horseshit.

roughbarked said:

ms spock said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Well he’s only a model of a very stable genius.

I think he is a concept of a plan of a stable genius.

But of course the stable contains only horseshit.

But only the best horse shit, only the highest quality horse shit. It’s horse shit that has never been seen before…

ms spock said:

roughbarked said:

ms spock said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

I do like Trump’s declaration that someone got in there, and cut a 250 foot / 77 metre strip of liner from the pool. The same liner that he’d previously described as being ‘…very strong. you couldn’t — if you had a knife, I don’t want to give anybody ideas, if you had a knife, you can’t even cut it. so strong. so powerful. powerful rubber.”

Not only did someone (apparently) get into the pool without ‘the authorities’ noticing, but they began hacking at it with a knife without them noticing, and were not noticed until they’d sawed their way through 77 metres of the stuff. If, indeed, they were noticed then.

The pool’s depth varies from 18 inches /45 cm at the edges to 30 inches / 75cm in the middle.

Can you imagine how long it would take you to cut 77 metres of ‘tough’ pool lining, bent over or kneeling in even 45 cm of water?

Does not enhance the image of the ‘security’ people one bit.

Doesn’t enhance the very stable genius hypothesis either.

Well he’s only a model of a very stable genius.

I think he is a concept of a plan of a stable genius.

But of course the stable contains only horseshit.

But only the best horse shit, only the highest quality horse shit. It’s horse shit that has never been seen before…

All shit, is wrong; but some shit, is useful.

SCIENCE said:

ms spock said:

roughbarked said:

But of course the stable contains only horseshit.

But only the best horse shit, only the highest quality horse shit. It’s horse shit that has never been seen before…

All shit, is wrong; but some shit, is useful.

🐸

SCIENCE said:

ms spock said:

roughbarked said:

But of course the stable contains only horseshit.

But only the best horse shit, only the highest quality horse shit. It’s horse shit that has never been seen before…

All shit, is wrong; but some shit, is useful.

Science obviously knows his shit.

The Rev Dodgson said:

SCIENCE said:

ms spock said:

But only the best horse shit, only the highest quality horse shit. It’s horse shit that has never been seen before…

All shit, is wrong; but some shit, is useful.

Science obviously knows his shit.

Ismo and shit.

kii said:

:)

kii said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

SCIENCE said:

All shit, is wrong; but some shit, is useful.

Science obviously knows his shit.

Ismo and shit.

we like the shit Box reference, by George, no less

Spiny Norman said:

Do you still recognise countries if you don’t fuck Bhutan?

Spiny Norman said:

It’s a gas man

Cymek said:

Spiny Norman said:

It’s a gas man

Jumping Jack Flash

kii said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

SCIENCE said:

All shit, is wrong; but some shit, is useful.

Science obviously knows his shit.

Ismo and shit.

🤣

Spiny Norman said:

That’s so good

Porch pirates

The little dance….lololol 🤣😆

Spiny Norman said:

:)

Spiny Norman said:

:)

fsm said:

One of the middle ones looks a but like Jeremy Clarkson.

party_pants said:

fsm said:

One of the middle ones looks a but like Jeremy Clarkson.

There you are then.

Bubblecar said:

party_pants said:

fsm said:

One of the middle ones looks a but like Jeremy Clarkson.

There you are then.

So Clarkson’s halfway between Hanson and Trump?

Sounds about right.

ms spock said:

:)
Wags tail

Spiny Norman said:

a tree drinking alcohol is a new one.

😁🤡😇

Bogsnorkler said:

Spiny Norman said:

a tree drinking alcohol is a new one.

😁🤡😇

also that doesn’t look like a banyan.

Bogsnorkler said:

Bogsnorkler said:

Spiny Norman said:

a tree drinking alcohol is a new one.

😁🤡😇

also that doesn’t look like a banyan.

No, it doesn’t

kii said:

:)

kii said:

Folks are really going all out.

🤣😂🤣

Peak Warming Man said:

Bogsnorkler said:

Bogsnorkler said:

a tree drinking alcohol is a new one.

😁🤡😇

also that doesn’t look like a banyan.

No, it doesn’t

Looks more like an ash tree.

Peak Warming Man said:

Peak Warming Man said:

Bogsnorkler said:

also that doesn’t look like a banyan.

No, it doesn’t

Looks more like an ash tree.

How to Recognise Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away…

dv said:

I did not see that coming.

Kingy said:

dv said:

I did not see that coming.

:)

ms spock said:

Great colour matching on the bricks

ms spock said:

I reluctantly had to ask the googlebot to find this one for me and it came back with:

https://streetartcities.com/cities/utrecht

dv said:

ms spock said:

Great colour matching on the bricks

:)

dv said:

ms spock said:

Great colour matching on the bricks

Pretty good job matching the perspective on the joints as well.

The Rev Dodgson said:

ms spock said:

I reluctantly had to ask the googlebot to find this one for me and it came back with:

https://streetartcities.com/cities/utrecht

This artist has done a range of murals.

Ta

🍀

The Rev Dodgson said:

ms spock said:

I reluctantly had to ask the googlebot to find this one for me and it came back with:

https://streetartcities.com/cities/utrecht

Nice stuff!

:)

kii said:

why is the background all blue

kii said:

PMSL!

That is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

:)

Made my day, thanks.

SCIENCE said:

kii said:

why is the background all blue

That’s American Flag Blue.

Here’s the same idea in Antifa Algae Green…

kii said:

SCIENCE said:

kii said:

why is the background all blue

That’s American Flag Blue.

Here’s the same idea in Antifa Algae Green…

like

Well I’ve got nothing on tomorrow so that’s just fine for me thanks.

ruby said:

:)

And also:

DLDR: Downloaded, didn’t read.

The Rev Dodgson said:

ruby said:

:)

And also:

DLDR: Downloaded, didn’t read.

sounds like our entire archive

The Rev Dodgson said:

ruby said:

:)

And also:

DLDR: Downloaded, didn’t read.

Nice. And guilty as charged!

ruby said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

ruby said:

:)

And also:

DLDR: Downloaded, didn’t read.

Nice. And guilty as charged!

+1

ms spock said:

ruby said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

:)

And also:

DLDR: Downloaded, didn’t read.

Nice. And guilty as charged!

+1

+ me too.

ruby said:

Ha!

Two for one…
Melania’s red xmas trees work so well with the Anifa algae green 😆 🤣

Discourse

Spiny Norman said:

Boxer! I miss having a Boxer in the house…

Honest Government Ad | Palantir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBW9QCVDSjY

Spiny Norman said:

Let it be.

kii said:

fk kv rd

The Great American State Fair…lolol

dv said:

What does this mean?

ms spock said:

dv said:

What does this mean?

It’s dv, no one ever knows wtf he’s talking about.

Spiny Norman said:

Yeah well, they have a point

In 1949, a group of kindergarten students were given a simple Father’s Day assignment: Draw your dad. Without photographs, references, or corrections, the children filled pages with wonderfully honest portraits.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UtterlyInteresting/comments/1ukiwi3/in_1949_a_group_of_kindergarten_students_were/

Spiny Norman said:

I guess that that’s one way to solve the bird flu problem.

Lololol 😹 😹 😹

Ghost Rider having a bad day when not at work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/1um4yz3/fuel_line_failure/

But serious, I hope the rider was okay.

Spiny Norman said:

Ghost Rider having a bad day when not at work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/1um4yz3/fuel_line_failure/

But serious, I hope the rider was okay.

I should have read a bit further.

Spiny Norman said:

I’ve only lived here for 42 years, so I hope I can be excused for not having heard of Golden Gaytime Ice-cream before.

The Rev Dodgson said:

Spiny Norman said:

I’ve only lived here for 42 years, so I hope I can be excused for not having heard of Golden Gaytime Ice-cream before.

Bloody foreigner.

The Rev Dodgson said:

Spiny Norman said:

I’ve only lived here for 42 years, so I hope I can be excused for not having heard of Golden Gaytime Ice-cream before.

it’s like some of you live under a rock sometimes…

Arts said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Spiny Norman said:

I’ve only lived here for 42 years, so I hope I can be excused for not having heard of Golden Gaytime Ice-cream before.

it’s like some of you live under a rock sometimes…

I’ve enjoyed Golden Gaytimes since the 1970s, although not so much these days.

🚨 NEWS ALERT: Trump Mount Rushmore Expansion Project Underway

KEYSTONE, S.D. — Work has begun on what administration officials describe as the most significant expansion of Mount Rushmore since its completion in 1941, with crews arriving this week to begin preparations for the addition of President Donald Trump’s likeness to the monument.

The project will ultimately make Trump the fifth president depicted on Mount Rushmore. Planning documents indicate the new carving will be approximately 70% larger than the existing faces, making it the most prominent feature on the mountain.

President Trump addressed the project briefly while departing the White House.

“People have been asking for this for years. Many years. Some people say decades. Mount Rushmore is about American greatness, and we’re restoring American greatness. So I think people are going to be very happy.”

Photographs from the site show cranes, construction equipment, survey crews, and extensive scaffolding surrounding the area where the new carving will be placed. Officials say the initial phase will focus on rock stabilization and access improvements before carving begins.

White House officials say the project is part of a broader effort to leave a lasting physical legacy reflecting what they describe as a new American Golden Age.

“The American people elected President Trump to transform the country,” said White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller. “Presidents throughout history have left monuments, buildings, and enduring symbols. This administration believes America’s public spaces should reflect the achievements of the modern era as well.”

The project follows a pattern familiar to observers of the administration. Like the proposed White House ballroom expansion. Like the redesign of the White House Rose Garden. Like discussions about monumental architecture on a grander scale. Like reported plans affecting historic landscapes and features that previous administrations treated as untouchable.

The common theme, supporters say, is simple: the president acts first and asks questions later.

“The country elected a builder,” one administration official said. “Builders build.”

Critics have questioned whether Congress, the National Park Service, tribal governments, preservation groups, historians, engineers, geologists, or the broader public were adequately consulted before work began.

Administration officials dismissed those concerns, noting that the federal government already controls the site and that the president was elected to make decisions.

At full scale, the completed carving would become the largest presidential face on the mountain, visible from substantially greater distances than the existing monument.

Projected completion dates have not been announced.

This is satire.

And the uncomfortable part is that you probably didn’t know for sure until you reached this paragraph.

Worth reading to the end of that one.

kii said:

🚨 NEWS ALERT: Trump Mount Rushmore Expansion Project Underway

KEYSTONE, S.D. — Work has begun on what administration officials describe as the most significant expansion of Mount Rushmore since its completion in 1941, with crews arriving this week to begin preparations for the addition of President Donald Trump’s likeness to the monument.

The project will ultimately make Trump the fifth president depicted on Mount Rushmore. Planning documents indicate the new carving will be approximately 70% larger than the existing faces, making it the most prominent feature on the mountain.

President Trump addressed the project briefly while departing the White House.

“People have been asking for this for years. Many years. Some people say decades. Mount Rushmore is about American greatness, and we’re restoring American greatness. So I think people are going to be very happy.”

Photographs from the site show cranes, construction equipment, survey crews, and extensive scaffolding surrounding the area where the new carving will be placed. Officials say the initial phase will focus on rock stabilization and access improvements before carving begins.

White House officials say the project is part of a broader effort to leave a lasting physical legacy reflecting what they describe as a new American Golden Age.

“The American people elected President Trump to transform the country,” said White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller. “Presidents throughout history have left monuments, buildings, and enduring symbols. This administration believes America’s public spaces should reflect the achievements of the modern era as well.”

The project follows a pattern familiar to observers of the administration. Like the proposed White House ballroom expansion. Like the redesign of the White House Rose Garden. Like discussions about monumental architecture on a grander scale. Like reported plans affecting historic landscapes and features that previous administrations treated as untouchable.

The common theme, supporters say, is simple: the president acts first and asks questions later.

“The country elected a builder,” one administration official said. “Builders build.”

Critics have questioned whether Congress, the National Park Service, tribal governments, preservation groups, historians, engineers, geologists, or the broader public were adequately consulted before work began.

Administration officials dismissed those concerns, noting that the federal government already controls the site and that the president was elected to make decisions.

At full scale, the completed carving would become the largest presidential face on the mountain, visible from substantially greater distances than the existing monument.

Projected completion dates have not been announced.

This is satire.

And the uncomfortable part is that you probably didn’t know for sure until you reached this paragraph.

… unless it’s reverse satire of course.

Count to 100…lololol
Using 3 AIs to count.

Jack Johnson was the first black heavyweight champion.

Dad tells kid to get out of a tank, kid refuses said: “I’m literally in a tank!”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2URoBCty0NM

An oldie but a goodie.

Kingy said:

Jack Johnson was the first black heavyweight champion.

Muhammad Ali won a gold medal for boxing in the 1960 Rome Olympics; when he returned to America he was refused service in a hamburger shop because he was black. He threw the medal into a river.

Oh, where is my biro?

Hang on, I’m sure I had a notepad here… Oh, look, a squirrel.

My girlfriend and I are trying this whole “long distance relationship” thing.

I have to stay 500 meters away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.

dv said:

That’s a worthy lololol 🤣 😂 😹

kii said:

That stupid picture was in relation to this one. I don’t forum good. But I woke up my housemate laughing at this :)

Spiny Norman said:

why did she choose to sit next to Peter Dutton?

JudgeMental said:

Spiny Norman said:

why did she choose to sit next to Peter Dutton?

^

JudgeMental said:

Spiny Norman said:

why did she choose to sit next to Peter Dutton?

She’s not listening anyway.

kii said:

Did lol. Nice work.

Spiny Norman said:

I would happily apply cream on them and watch them getting baked.

Then my hunger would deal with the end result.

dv said:

What’s the term for seeing faces on things? Para-something, paradoilia, paradalia? Something like that.

Divine Angel said:

dv said:

What’s the term for seeing faces on things? Para-something, paradoilia, paradalia? Something like that.

paredolia

roughbarked said:

Divine Angel said:

dv said:

What’s the term for seeing faces on things? Para-something, paradoilia, paradalia? Something like that.

paredolia

or more better, Pareidolia is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous

roughbarked said:

roughbarked said:

Divine Angel said:

What’s the term for seeing faces on things? Para-something, paradoilia, paradalia? Something like that.

paredolia

or more better, Pareidolia is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous

I don’t know what you call it, but what those things get up to in private is their own business.

The Rev Dodgson said:

roughbarked said:

roughbarked said:

paredolia

or more better, Pareidolia is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous

I don’t know what you call it, but what those things get up to in private is their own business.

Who has two of them on the bench?

Countries cheering for Belgium.

fsm said:

Countries cheering for Belgium.

:)

Michael V said:

fsm said:

Countries cheering for Belgium.

:)

:) also, but why isn’t Greenland included?

The Rev Dodgson said:

Michael V said:

fsm said:

Countries cheering for Belgium.

:)

:) also, but why isn’t Greenland included?

*No data

Impossible trampoline maths.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-jyLF3dRNnM

Spiny Norman said:

Impossible trampoline maths.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-jyLF3dRNnM

Heh.

fsm said:

Countries cheering for Belgium.

They so need to lose.

kii said:

:)

Subtle hints that it is a scam

dv said:

Subtle hints that it is a scam

Hate it when my bank danks.

Spiny Norman said:

That doesn’t look like him

“The front fell off”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

I haven’t seen it for years, it’s more amusing than I remember.
“Cardboard? No!”

Spiny Norman said:

“The front fell off”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

I haven’t seen it for years, it’s more amusing than I remember.
“Cardboard? No!”

The man was a national treasure to both Australia and New Zealand. Taken from us much too soon.

There was politicians of all stripes in every parliament in the country who breathed just a little easier when he passed away.

captain_spalding said:

Spiny Norman said:

“The front fell off”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

I haven’t seen it for years, it’s more amusing than I remember.
“Cardboard? No!”

The man was a national treasure to both Australia and New Zealand. Taken from us much too soon.

There was politicians of all stripes in every parliament in the country who breathed just a little easier when he passed away.

You have my vote.

John Clarke had a very minor role in the old film ‘The Adventures of Barry McKenzie’.

I can’t remember who related the story, might have been Barry Crocker, but it was about the scene in the film in Australia House in London, where Australian ex-pats were (IIRC) holding a barbecue and drinking beer.

There was a good deal of rowdyness, of course, but Crocker (or whoever) said that, when they were watching the film of that scene, Barry Humphries pointed out Clarke.

Amid all the hubbub in the scene, Clarke was at the back, and all he did was raise his can of beer in salute, smile, and raise his eyebrows.

‘Watch this man’, said Humphries, ‘he’s dangerous’.

And so he proved to be.

Spiny Norman said:

“The front fell off”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

I haven’t seen it for years, it’s more amusing than I remember.
“Cardboard? No!”

Classic

captain_spalding said:

Spiny Norman said:

“The front fell off”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

I haven’t seen it for years, it’s more amusing than I remember.
“Cardboard? No!”

The man was a national hutchtreasure to both Australia and New Zealand. Taken from us much too soon.

There was politicians of all stripes in every parliament in the country who breathed just a little easier when he passed away.

I was thinking that we don’t have any equivalent talented people. He was taken way too soon. I feel like we really need him right now.

Any moment of joy. We have to grab it.

captain_spalding said:

John Clarke had a very minor role in the old film ‘The Adventures of Barry McKenzie’.

I can’t remember who related the story, might have been Barry Crocker, but it was about the scene in the film in Australia House in London, where Australian ex-pats were (IIRC) holding a barbecue and drinking beer.

There was a good deal of rowdyness, of course, but Crocker (or whoever) said that, when they were watching the film of that scene, Barry Humphries pointed out Clarke.

Amid all the hubbub in the scene, Clarke was at the back, and all he did was raise his can of beer in salute, smile, and raise his eyebrows.

‘Watch this man’, said Humphries, ‘he’s dangerous’.

And so he proved to be.

😍

captain_spalding said:

John Clarke had a very minor role in the old film ‘The Adventures of Barry McKenzie’.

I can’t remember who related the story, might have been Barry Crocker, but it was about the scene in the film in Australia House in London, where Australian ex-pats were (IIRC) holding a barbecue and drinking beer.

There was a good deal of rowdyness, of course, but Crocker (or whoever) said that, when they were watching the film of that scene, Barry Humphries pointed out Clarke.

Amid all the hubbub in the scene, Clarke was at the back, and all he did was raise his can of beer in salute, smile, and raise his eyebrows.

‘Watch this man’, said Humphries, ‘he’s dangerous’.

And so he proved to be.

He’s got a mustache and is wearing a hat in that scene.

Neophyte said:

captain_spalding said:

John Clarke had a very minor role in the old film ‘The Adventures of Barry McKenzie’.

I can’t remember who related the story, might have been Barry Crocker, but it was about the scene in the film in Australia House in London, where Australian ex-pats were (IIRC) holding a barbecue and drinking beer.

There was a good deal of rowdyness, of course, but Crocker (or whoever) said that, when they were watching the film of that scene, Barry Humphries pointed out Clarke.

Amid all the hubbub in the scene, Clarke was at the back, and all he did was raise his can of beer in salute, smile, and raise his eyebrows.

‘Watch this man’, said Humphries, ‘he’s dangerous’.

And so he proved to be.

He’s got a mustache and is wearing a hat in that scene.

Actually, they’re all wearing hats, so maybe skip my last comment.

Spiny Norman said:

“The front fell off”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

I haven’t seen it for years, it’s more amusing than I remember.
“Cardboard? No!”

I have read foreigners allude to this video and wonder where they heard of it. another is that succulent chinese meal episode.

Who were those two old pollies, from opposite sides, who used to do a little comic sketch?

JudgeMental said:

Who were those two old pollies, from opposite sides, who used to do a little comic sketch?

Fred Daly (a Labor minister) and Sir James “Jim” Killen (a Liberal minister).

Ta AI

JudgeMental said:

Who were those two old pollies, from opposite sides, who used to do a little comic sketch?

The Two Ronnies ?

JudgeMental said:

JudgeMental said:

Who were those two old pollies, from opposite sides, who used to do a little comic sketch?

Fred Daly (a Labor minister) and Sir James “Jim” Killen (a Liberal minister).

Ta AI

From the days when we had a few politicians with humanity.

captain_spalding said:

JudgeMental said:

JudgeMental said:

Who were those two old pollies, from opposite sides, who used to do a little comic sketch?

Fred Daly (a Labor minister) and Sir James “Jim” Killen (a Liberal minister).

Ta AI

From the days when we had a few politicians with humanity.

Those were the days my friend.

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

JudgeMental said:

Fred Daly (a Labor minister) and Sir James “Jim” Killen (a Liberal minister).

Ta AI

From the days when we had a few politicians with humanity.

Those were the days my friend.

When they were all straight white men?

Witty Rejoinder said:

roughbarked said:

captain_spalding said:

From the days when we had a few politicians with humanity.

Those were the days my friend.

When they were all straight white men?

Not All. I’m young enough to recall Neville Bonner.

JudgeMental said:

Spiny Norman said:

“The front fell off”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

I haven’t seen it for years, it’s more amusing than I remember.
“Cardboard? No!”

I have read foreigners allude to this video and wonder where they heard of it.

A very funny sketch but I reckon it derives from a Monty Python audio track “Royal Festival Hall Concert” where the violin soloist keeps destroying one violin after another and a riot ensues…
“And oh dear, the end’s come off.”

Ian said:

JudgeMental said:

Spiny Norman said:

“The front fell off”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

I haven’t seen it for years, it’s more amusing than I remember.
“Cardboard? No!”

I have read foreigners allude to this video and wonder where they heard of it.

A very funny sketch but I reckon it derives from a Monty Python audio track “Royal Festival Hall Concert” where the violin soloist keeps destroying one violin after another and a riot ensues…
“And oh dear, the end’s come off.”

Hohn Clarke used to research his humour from the world around him.

Ian said:

JudgeMental said:

Spiny Norman said:

“The front fell off”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

I haven’t seen it for years, it’s more amusing than I remember.
“Cardboard? No!”

I have read foreigners allude to this video and wonder where they heard of it.

A very funny sketch but I reckon it derives from a Monty Python audio track “Royal Festival Hall Concert” where the violin soloist keeps destroying one violin after another and a riot ensues…
“And oh dear, the end’s come off.”

You be the judge….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtoJX6KBgM4&list=PLKjjIa7cwTkIzugOKUBftvygPc5ozsy1L&index=14

dv said:

some of us write incisive

Spiny Norman said:

LOL

Trump car badge.

Confederate flag on the roof.

And he claims to be a black MAGA voter.

What conundrum.

Michael V said:

Spiny Norman said:

LOL

Trump car badge.

Confederate flag on the roof.

And he claims to be a black MAGA voter.

What conundrum.

Single issue voters are so weird. Ignoring that you’re a key demographic the pollie hates while agreeing with some other policy is quite the mental gymnastics.

Michael V said:

Spiny Norman said:

LOL

Trump car badge.

Confederate flag on the roof.

And he claims to be a black MAGA voter.

What conundrum.

False registration plates?

Not just a movie ->

Spiny Norman said:

Not just a movie ->

“The Big Short” said the next wars will be fought over water.

roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

Spiny Norman said:

LOL

Trump car badge.

Confederate flag on the roof.

And he claims to be a black MAGA voter.

What conundrum.

False registration plates?

NFI

Spiny Norman said:

Not just a movie ->

!!!

ms spock said:

Spiny Norman said:

Not just a movie ->

“The Big Short” said the next wars will be fought over water.

I said that years ago.

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

LOL

Trump car badge.

Confederate flag on the roof.

And he claims to be a black MAGA voter.

What conundrum.

False registration plates?

NFI

Well they can’t be legal.

roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

False registration plates?

NFI

Well they can’t be legal.

personalised plates.

roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

False registration plates?

NFI

Well they can’t be legal.

Why?

roughbarked said:

ms spock said:

Spiny Norman said:

Not just a movie ->

“The Big Short” said the next wars will be fought over water.

I said that years ago.

Many, many, many people have said this.

roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

roughbarked said:

False registration plates?

NFI

Well they can’t be legal.

Why not?

Spiny Norman said:

Oh dear.

JudgeMental said:

roughbarked said:

Michael V said:

NFI

Well they can’t be legal.

personalised plates.

Didn’t see a particular state mentioned?

roughbarked said:

JudgeMental said:

roughbarked said:

Well they can’t be legal.

personalised plates.

Didn’t see a particular state mentioned?

The state is under the top part of the frame.

roughbarked said:

JudgeMental said:

roughbarked said:

Well they can’t be legal.

personalised plates.

Didn’t see a particular state mentioned?

USA plate so i don’t know if the put the state on the plate like here. or a saying.

roughbarked said:

JudgeMental said:

roughbarked said:

Well they can’t be legal.

personalised plates.

Didn’t see a particular state mentioned?

The plates should have Texas or something showing which state it is registered in?

Like it doesn’t matter if your plates say Arthur or Martha as long as it still says NSW.

Every time… But there’s a little reward at the end for you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRandomest/comments/1utxosq/every_time_but_theres_a_little_reward_at_the_end/

kii said:

roughbarked said:

JudgeMental said:

personalised plates.

Didn’t see a particular state mentioned?

The state is under the top part of the frame.

ms spock said:

Instead, they will shut themselves down in an attempt to appease.

Neophyte said:

ms spock said:

Instead, they will shut themselves down in an attempt to appease.

Or someone needs to tell Sanders the US is no longer a properly functioning democracy.

roughbarked said:

kii said:

roughbarked said:

Didn’t see a particular state mentioned?

The state is under the top part of the frame.

New Jersey

Neophyte said:

ms spock said:

Instead, they will shut themselves down in an attempt to appease.

Indeed they will.

The media keeps obeying in advance.

Kingy said:

roughbarked said:

kii said:

The state is under the top part of the frame.

New Jersey

Well done.

party_pants said:

Neophyte said:

ms spock said:

Instead, they will shut themselves down in an attempt to appease.

Or someone needs to tell Sanders the US is no longer a properly functioning democracy.

That is a salient point.

With the extensive voter suppression and racial gerrymandering it was always a stretch to call it a democracy anyway.

Michael V said:

Kingy said:

roughbarked said:

New Jersey

Well done.

Dunno about the Yanks but in NSW I’d get booked for obscuring.

Michael V said:

Kingy said:

roughbarked said:

New Jersey

Well done.

What happened to the Old Jersey?

Spiny Norman said:

Michael V said:

Kingy said:

New Jersey

Well done.

What happened to the Old Jersey?

Moths.

Spiny Norman said:

Michael V said:

Kingy said:

New Jersey

Well done.

What happened to the Old Jersey?

It’s still there. It’s a Channel Isle.

Kingy said:

roughbarked said:

kii said:

The state is under the top part of the frame.

New Jersey

Yep. I figured it out about an hour ago and didn’t need the enlarged version.

Spiny Norman said:

Michael V said:

Kingy said:

New Jersey

Well done.

What happened to the Old Jersey?

it’s still in the English Channel where they left it.

kii said:

I’ve heard that joke before, but this format with a happy little barn owl makes it so much better.

Kingy said:

kii said:

I’ve heard that joke before, but this format with a happy little barn owl makes it so much better.

The other one is that Barn Owls were extremely pleased when humans finally started building barns.

Spiny Norman said:

Kingy said:

kii said:

I’ve heard that joke before, but this format with a happy little barn owl makes it so much better.

The other one is that Barn Owls were extremely pleased when humans finally started building barns.

That’s the one.

dv said:

I suppose we’ll have to get used to this AI slop.

It’s marginally better than ruperts propaganda, but he can’t live forever(crosses fingers), and the AI slop will likely improve into AI porridge.

Kingy said:

dv said:

I suppose we’ll have to get used to this AI slop.

It’s marginally better than ruperts propaganda, but he can’t live forever(crosses fingers), and the AI slop will likely improve into AI porridge.

I don’t think there’s any AI involved in this.

dv said:

Kingy said:

dv said:

I suppose we’ll have to get used to this AI slop.

It’s marginally better than ruperts propaganda, but he can’t live forever(crosses fingers), and the AI slop will likely improve into AI porridge.

I don’t think there’s any AI involved in this.

so what’s the fix

dv said:

Kingy said:

dv said:

I suppose we’ll have to get used to this AI slop.

It’s marginally better than ruperts propaganda, but he can’t live forever(crosses fingers), and the AI slop will likely improve into AI porridge.

I don’t think there’s any AI involved in this.

Oh, just some dumb fuck journalist that struggles with the english language but somehow has employment in the media and still manages to post on threads?

Yeah, that does seem to be why it’s so difficult these days to tell the difference.

It’s late, I may have missed the subtlety, but I’m going for a nap.

Kids eh

dv said:

…Will Cosme, a journalism school drop-out,

LOL, wiki.

dv said:

Kids eh

Wonder if he asked Matt Damon, who has won an Oscar for screenwriting, for advice.

Divine Angel said:

dv said:

Kids eh

Wonder if he asked Matt Damon, who has won an Oscar for screenwriting, for advice.

Bold choice to cast Ben Affleck as Argos.

kii said:

that’s fine, I wasn’t planning to sleep anyway

kii said:

You might need to fight another imbecile for the orange face paint.

Sometimes I think AI is just garbage tech that adds nothing of value to the world, and other times…

dv said:

You poor old Xers :)

The Rev Dodgson said:

dv said:

You poor old Xers :)

Who?

The Rev Dodgson said:

dv said:

You poor old Xers :)

:)

dv said:

Hag on hang on, I’m still struggling in Pyrenees.

Peak Warming Man said:

dv said:

Hag on hang on, I’m still struggling in Pyrenees.

I got a pyrenes too. click a bit some times. more like diogenes.

JudgeMental said:

Peak Warming Man said:

dv said:

Hag on hang on, I’m still struggling in Pyrenees.

I got a pyrenes too. click a bit some times. more like diogenes.

Just like the knees around here.

kii said:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

:)

kii said:

😂

I’m blown away as to his that bloke managed to end up in the toilet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/1uxmfs3/fuck_you_rescue_yourself/

Really, IN the toilet.

Spiny Norman said:

I’m blown away as to his that bloke managed to end up in the toilet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/1uxmfs3/fuck_you_rescue_yourself/

Really, IN the toilet.

Seriously erky.
I watched a show where the main character’s son fell into a pit toilet. I could smell the whole episode.

kii said:

Spiny Norman said:

I’m blown away as to his that bloke managed to end up in the toilet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/1uxmfs3/fuck_you_rescue_yourself/

Really, IN the toilet.

Seriously erky.
I watched a show where the main character’s son fell into a pit toilet. I could smell the whole episode.

Jackass had a guy inside a portable toilet that they slungshot 50 or so metres into the air.
It was messy

Trump To Secure Strait Of Hormuz By Posting Old Man Who Asks You 3 Questions Before You May Pass

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-secure-strait-of-hormuz-by-posting-old-man-who-asks-you-3-questions-before-you-may-pass

Spiny Norman said:

Trump To Secure Strait Of Hormuz By Posting Old Man Who Asks You 3 Questions Before You May Pass

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-secure-strait-of-hormuz-by-posting-old-man-who-asks-you-3-questions-before-you-may-pass

Is that photo from Yellowbeard

Cymek said:

Spiny Norman said:

Trump To Secure Strait Of Hormuz By Posting Old Man Who Asks You 3 Questions Before You May Pass

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-secure-strait-of-hormuz-by-posting-old-man-who-asks-you-3-questions-before-you-may-pass

Is that photo from Yellowbeard

No.

kii said:

Spiny Norman said:

I’m blown away as to his that bloke managed to end up in the toilet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/1uxmfs3/fuck_you_rescue_yourself/

Really, IN the toilet.

Seriously erky.
I watched a show where the main character’s son fell into a pit toilet. I could smell the whole episode.

When dad was teaching at a one-teacher school near Wagga, a kid fell into the pit toilet at recess and was found by another pupil at the end of lunch-time. Dad had assumed that the kid had gone home to help his father on the farm, but had forgotten to tell him (a common enough occurrence). The kid had amused himself by singing songs, and apparently was quite unperturbed.

Cheese tax collection.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/1uxy4dx/cheese_tax_collection/

kii said:

Excuse me, but this is a biscuits and gravy thread, not a baked beans and OCD thread.

If you want to change the subject, I suggest you contact the OP to ask if the biscuits are actually scones, and if the gravy would work well with roast beef.

At no point are baked beans involved in either scones, or roast beef juice.

I’m gonna call the cops.

One of the better retorts I’ve seen.

The 6 almond trick. How is it possible?

https://www.reddit.com/r/thatsinterestingbro/comments/1uygmcz/the_6_almond_trick_how_is_it_possible/

Spiny Norman said:

Didn’t know that Ethiopia and Egypt had so many people.

So true

dv said:

So true

idgi

Michael V said:

dv said:

So true

idgi

The screen generation. Brought up seeing people on screens, having no idea how to interact face-to-face.

Divine Angel said:

Michael V said:

dv said:

So true

idgi

The screen generation. Brought up seeing people on screens, having no idea how to interact face-to-face.

More specifically, text. Gen Z communicate by text, so talking face-to-face is difficult.

Divine Angel said:

Michael V said:

dv said:

So true

idgi

The screen generation. Brought up seeing people on screens, having no idea how to interact face-to-face.

I see. You express it much better than that jumble of words.

Thanks for the explanation.

The Rev Dodgson said:

:)

Michael V said:

dv said:

So true

idgi

I think that’s the point.

Michael V said:

Divine Angel said:

Michael V said:

idgi

The screen generation. Brought up seeing people on screens, having no idea how to interact face-to-face.

I see. You express it much better than that jumble of words.

Thanks for the explanation.

DA is used to dealing with special needs people.

The Rev Dodgson said:

what happened when the monarch was queen

SCIENCE said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

what happened when the monarch was queen

She would keep better watch over her eggs and make sure they didn’t go sitting on walls.

Not really a meme.

Or is it?

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not really a meme.

Or is it?

Those are just a bunch of wibbly-wobbly colours to me sorry. I’ve never been able to see the 3D illusion.

Spiny Norman said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not really a meme.

Or is it?

Those are just a bunch of wibbly-wobbly colours to me sorry. I’ve never been able to see the 3D illusion.

Might help to open the image full screen in a new tab.

Or it might not :)

Spiny Norman said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not really a meme.

Or is it?

Those are just a bunch of wibbly-wobbly colours to me sorry. I’ve never been able to see the 3D illusion.

I can see it, but only in the inverse. It looks like an oddly-shaped letter N.

Michael V said:

Spiny Norman said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not really a meme.

Or is it?

Those are just a bunch of wibbly-wobbly colours to me sorry. I’ve never been able to see the 3D illusion.

I can see it, but only in the inverse. It looks like an oddly-shaped letter N.

Looks like knitting to me. But if there is a hilariously missing stitch, I can’t see it…

The Rev Dodgson said:

Spiny Norman said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not really a meme.

Or is it?

Those are just a bunch of wibbly-wobbly colours to me sorry. I’ve never been able to see the 3D illusion.

Might help to open the image full screen in a new tab.

Or it might not :)

Puzzling pictures? that came in with a bang in the 90s and went just as quickly

..a good thing too

The Rev Dodgson said:

Spiny Norman said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Not really a meme.

Or is it?

Those are just a bunch of wibbly-wobbly colours to me sorry. I’ve never been able to see the 3D illusion.

Might help to open the image full screen in a new tab.

Or it might not :)

Since my eye operation, I can no longer see these magic eye pictures.

Ian said:

The Rev Dodgson said:

Spiny Norman said:

Those are just a bunch of wibbly-wobbly colours to me sorry. I’ve never been able to see the 3D illusion.

Might help to open the image full screen in a new tab.

Or it might not :)

Puzzling pictures? that came in with a bang in the 90s and went just as quickly

..a good thing too

And it’s not about biscuits and/or gravy.