Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
^
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
wait where
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
Just make a thread of memes that are not in any existing thread.
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
Just make a thread of memes that are not in any existing thread.
Good one.
We all know that only the true meme denies its own existence.
Well since no-one is supplying any memes, I’ll start:

The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
Do you always stay on topic when posting in a thread?
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
There’s always the lighter side. Seems to be missing.
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
There’s always the lighter side. Seems to be missing.
Always look on the light side of life.


Kingy said:
Well since no-one is supplying any memes, I’ll start:
Classic
Is this not a meme?:

The Rev Dodgson said:
Is this not a meme?:
now that you’ve made it an image, under the modern misappropriated definition
Spiny Norman said:
The bingbot says the net worth of No. 2 is about 300 billion cents.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
The bingbot says the net worth of No. 2 is about 300 billion cents.
The joke is that the US is going to give Iran 300 billion dollars soon.
Spiny Norman said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
The bingbot says the net worth of No. 2 is about 300 billion cents.
The joke is that the US is going to give Iran 300 billion dollars soon.
OK, that’s nice of them.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
The bingbot says the net worth of No. 2 is about 300 billion cents.
The joke is that the US is going to give Iran 300 billion dollars soon.
OK, that’s nice of them.
also WTF about the source of moneys being technology, we thought the actual source was credulous shareholders


Cymek said:
Cymek said:
wait why did you post this 2 times what’s the 3rd then
SCIENCE said:
Cymek said:
Cymek said:
wait why did you post this 2 times what’s the 3rd then
By accident
Cymek said:
SCIENCE said:
Cymek said:
wait why did you post this 2 times what’s the 3rd then
By accident
is that what they said






fsm said:
Well at least her neck is better.
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Well at least her neck is better.
I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
kii said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Well at least her neck is better.
I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
party_pants said:
kii said:
Peak Warming Man said:Well at least her neck is better.
I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
Thought it was Adelaide people that got stick for sounding posh.
party_pants said:
kii said:
Peak Warming Man said:Well at least her neck is better.
I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
Maybe it’s the way she speaks in public? Mother attended an Anglican boarding school in Queensland. She achieved first level pass in Divinity Studies.
I know about Rinehart’s family.
Neophyte said:
party_pants said:
kii said:I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
Thought it was Adelaide people that got stick for sounding posh.
Adelaide is the wider population. In Perth it is just a certain socio-economic subgroup.
fsm said:
Thankfully Gina’s past reproduction age or she’d be America’s Next Top Birth Rate Stimulus Package.
kii said:
party_pants said:
kii said:I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
Maybe it’s the way she speaks in public? Mother attended an Anglican boarding school in Queensland. She achieved first level pass in Divinity Studies.
I know about Rinehart’s family.
Anglican schools in QLD are not the same as WA. It is a local quirk in Perth.
party_pants said:
kii said:
party_pants said:It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
Maybe it’s the way she speaks in public? Mother attended an Anglican boarding school in Queensland. She achieved first level pass in Divinity Studies.
I know about Rinehart’s family.
Anglican schools in QLD are not the same as WA. It is a local quirk in Perth.
I just love how people in WA think they’re so fucking special.
Have you ever lived in another Australian state?
kii said:
party_pants said:
kii said:Maybe it’s the way she speaks in public? Mother attended an Anglican boarding school in Queensland. She achieved first level pass in Divinity Studies.
I know about Rinehart’s family.
Anglican schools in QLD are not the same as WA. It is a local quirk in Perth.
I just love how people in WA think they’re so fucking special.
Have you ever lived in another Australian state?
Get over youself.
You expressed a dislike for somebody on such a trivial matter as her accent sounds fake to your ear. I pointed out the fact that this accent is a real thing. You dispute that. When I don’t agree with you and insist that is real you turn to mocking me for how I know this.
I’m not going to play your stupid games. I’d rather spend my time staring at pictures of MAGA babes with big boobs.
fsm said:
That’s the closest Elon can get to a smile.
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
That’s the closest Elon can get to a smile.
…and a smile like a Moreton Bay shark.
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
That’s the closest Elon can get to a smile.
…and a smile like a Moreton Bay shark.
It is a tad nasty.
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
That’s the closest Elon can get to a smile.
…and a smile like a Moreton Bay shark.
But he laughs a lot when he’s going to the bank, probably all the way.
party_pants said:
kii said:
party_pants said:Anglican schools in QLD are not the same as WA. It is a local quirk in Perth.
I just love how people in WA think they’re so fucking special.
Have you ever lived in another Australian state?
Get over youself.
You expressed a dislike for somebody on such a trivial matter as her accent sounds fake to your ear. I pointed out the fact that this accent is a real thing. You dispute that. When I don’t agree with you and insist that is real you turn to mocking me for how I know this.
I’m not going to play your stupid games. I’d rather spend my time staring at pictures of MAGA babes with big boobs.
I said hate her accent, I didn’t say that I dislike her. Yet I do dislike her, because she’s caused a heap of problems in this country.
Yes. The accent is real, but it comes across as fake.
My perception of WAliens? That comes from reading stuff here from various WAliens. The state itself is gorgeous, but I think the isolation from the rest of Australia has fucked up quite a few people.
I’m not playing games.
I do worry that you find shallow idiotic women with fake tits attractive.
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:That’s the closest Elon can get to a smile.
…and a smile like a Moreton Bay shark.
But he laughs a lot when he’s going to the bank, probably all the way.
Money can’t buy you love.
I know I’m one of the youngest here but I feel like I have recent experiences for this to be valid.

Divine Angel said:
I know I’m one of the youngest here but I feel like I have recent experiences for this to be valid.
I’m accident prone ADHD , etc.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
I know I’m one of the youngest here but I feel like I have recent experiences for this to be valid.
I’m accident prone ADHD , etc.
Recently read a study about accident-prone and incoordination being linked to autism. Once met a kid who didn’t know how to jump, and needed to be explicitly taught. Here I was thinking jumping is a natural activity that develops after walking, but not in some kids. Autistic traits are never straightforward.
Divine Angel said:
I know I’m one of the youngest here but I feel like I have recent experiences for this to be valid.
Selfie!


Divine Angel said:
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
I know I’m one of the youngest here but I feel like I have recent experiences for this to be valid.
I’m accident prone ADHD , etc.
Recently read a study about accident-prone and incoordination being linked to autism. Once met a kid who didn’t know how to jump, and needed to be explicitly taught. Here I was thinking jumping is a natural activity that develops after walking, but not in some kids. Autistic traits are never straightforward.
My son is autistic.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
roughbarked said:I’m accident prone ADHD , etc.
Recently read a study about accident-prone and incoordination being linked to autism. Once met a kid who didn’t know how to jump, and needed to be explicitly taught. Here I was thinking jumping is a natural activity that develops after walking, but not in some kids. Autistic traits are never straightforward.
My son is autistic.
but is he twice exceptional
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:Recently read a study about accident-prone and incoordination being linked to autism. Once met a kid who didn’t know how to jump, and needed to be explicitly taught. Here I was thinking jumping is a natural activity that develops after walking, but not in some kids. Autistic traits are never straightforward.
My son is autistic.
but is he twice exceptional
Um yeah.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
My son is autistic.
but is he twice exceptional
Um yeah.
ah but
The term “twice exceptional” has been listed among terms to avoid using for neurodivergent people, possibly because it is a synonym of “special”, itself identified as an ableist term.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
but is he twice exceptional
Um yeah.
ah but
The term “twice exceptional” has been listed among terms to avoid using for neurodivergent people, possibly because it is a synonym of “special”, itself identified as an ableist term.
Mrs rb seemed upset when our daughter told her she was neurotypical.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
Um yeah.
ah but
The term “twice exceptional” has been listed among terms to avoid using for neurodivergent people, possibly because it is a synonym of “special”, itself identified as an ableist term.
Mrs rb seemed upset when our daughter told her she was neurotypical.
Does your daughter have the necessary qualifications to be making that assessment?
kii said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:ah but
The term “twice exceptional” has been listed among terms to avoid using for neurodivergent people, possibly because it is a synonym of “special”, itself identified as an ableist term.
Mrs rb seemed upset when our daughter told her she was neurotypical.
Does your daughter have the necessary qualifications to be making that assessment?
Are Humans People Too
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Mrs rb seemed upset when our daughter told her she was neurotypical.
Does your daughter have the necessary qualifications to be making that assessment?
Are Humans People Too
Well, everyone else in the family is neurodiverse.
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Mrs rb seemed upset when our daughter told her she was neurotypical.
Does your daughter have the necessary qualifications to be making that assessment?
Are Humans People Too
Kii has the qualifications to call everybody out.
shrug we guess having lots of experience being bullied also means lots of education on how to perpetuate bullying
SCIENCE said:
shrug we guess having lots of experience being bullied also means lots of education on how to perpetuate bullying
Basically how it works.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
kii said:Does your daughter have the necessary qualifications to be making that assessment?
Are Humans People Too
Kii has the qualifications to call everybody out.
Lolol….derp.
I have qualifications in human development with a side of psychology. Observing people’s behaviour is one of my skills. When I see repeated crap I take notice, it’s all anecdotal and I would never diagnose a person based on what I observe here.
Unlike one forum member who gave me a “diagnosis” of NPD, despite him having no qualifications relevant to assessing a person’s mental health.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:Are Humans People Too
Kii has the qualifications to call everybody out.
Lolol….derp.
I have qualifications in human development with a side of psychology. Observing people’s behaviour is one of my skills. When I see repeated crap I take notice, it’s all anecdotal and I would never diagnose a person based on what I observe here.
Unlike one forum member who gave me a “diagnosis” of NPD, despite him having no qualifications relevant to assessing a person’s mental health.
Yet you seen to have no understanding of your own behaviour.
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Kii has the qualifications to call everybody out.
Lolol….derp.
I have qualifications in human development with a side of psychology. Observing people’s behaviour is one of my skills. When I see repeated crap I take notice, it’s all anecdotal and I would never diagnose a person based on what I observe here.
Unlike one forum member who gave me a “diagnosis” of NPD, despite him having no qualifications relevant to assessing a person’s mental health.
Yet you seen to have no understanding of your own behaviour.
Yes, I do. Thanks 😊
kii said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:Lolol….derp.
I have qualifications in human development with a side of psychology. Observing people’s behaviour is one of my skills. When I see repeated crap I take notice, it’s all anecdotal and I would never diagnose a person based on what I observe here.
Unlike one forum member who gave me a “diagnosis” of NPD, despite him having no qualifications relevant to assessing a person’s mental health.
Yet you seen to have no understanding of your own behaviour.
Yes, I do. Thanks 😊
Hah. Yeah right. The trouble is you don’t even realise how toxic you are. Your psych could get a new Mercedes every year.
obviously Nolnah’s razor applies sometimes
kii said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Are Humans People Too
Kii has the qualifications to call everybody out.
Lolol….derp.
I have qualifications in human development with a side of psychology. Observing people’s behaviour is one of my skills. When I see repeated crap I take notice, it’s all anecdotal and I would never diagnose a person based on what I observe here.
Unlike one forum member who gave me a “diagnosis” of NPD, despite him having no qualifications relevant to assessing a person’s mental health.
so qualifications are necessary to assess things
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
shrug we guess having lots of experience being bullied also means lots of education on how to perpetuate bullying
Basically how it works.
well we’re ready to learn so we invite the bullies here to pile on at leisure please
SCIENCE said:
obviously Nolnah’s razor applies sometimes
Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice?
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
obviously Nolnah’s razor applies sometimes
Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice?
well they said sometimes so we presume that convolutes with the never part
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Yet you seen to have no understanding of your own behaviour.
Yes, I do. Thanks 😊
Hah. Yeah right. The trouble is you don’t even realise how toxic you are. Your psych could get a new Mercedes every year.
That’s very specific. Is it a fantasy of yours?
LOL
SCIENCE said:
LOL
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

fsm said:
LOL



Divine Angel said:
Place here called Dogswamp.
Honestly, I respect them for resisting the urge to gentrify the name.
Well, fuck this. The boys’ club in action again. Totally predictable.

roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:shrug we guess having lots of experience being bullied also means lots of education on how to perpetuate bullying
Basically how it works.
Finland did some interesting research on bullying. The first year they tried engaging with the bully and bullied. The following next year the research showed no changes. So they then focused on those witnesses. Research showed once the bystanders engaged the bullying decreased.
kii said:
Well, fuck this. The boys’ club in action again. Totally predictable.
What are you going on about now?
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
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Place here called Dogswamp.
Honestly, I respect them for resisting the urge to gentrify the name.
I’m fairly sure they changed the name.
Kingy said:
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
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Place here called Dogswamp.
Honestly, I respect them for resisting the urge to gentrify the name.
I’m fairly sure they changed the name.
I mean I was there on Saturday… it’s still called that
What is wrong human, I will save you.

Tau.Neutrino said:
What is wrong human, I will save you.
IIRC Juliet ended up dragging Romeo off to stage right

Divine Angel said:
is ivermectin an essential oil these days
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
is ivermectin an essential oil these days

Divine Angel said:
Ha!
kii said:
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
is ivermectin an essential oil these days
nice
Spotted at Aldi. I believe this solves the name issue once and for all

SCIENCE said:
kii said:
SCIENCE said:
is ivermectin an essential oil these days
nice
+1

fsm said:
Too much the magic bus.
fsm said:
:)
Michael V said:
fsm said:
:)
Still not cheap enough. Not buying it.



Bogsnorkler said:
ah a morning coffee statement
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
ah a morning coffee statement
I think it would be better if it were the caption of a garfield poster


Bogsnorkler said:
truth be told they’re really using argentum

The land of the freee.
Spiny Norman said:
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The land of the freee.
Before I start laughing, is there actually severe weather in Washington DC?
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
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The land of the freee.
Before I start laughing, is there actually severe weather in Washington DC?
There were severe thunderstorms…about 200 miles away.

I couldn’t help adding the ‘d’ for laffs.
(Just on the image, not on the info card)
Neophyte said:
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
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The land of the freee.
Before I start laughing, is there actually severe weather in Washington DC?
There were severe thunderstorms…about 200 miles away.
Well, you can never be too careful what with the reflecting pool attracting lightning and all.
Bogsnorkler said:
LOL

Divine Angel said:
I’m more concerned with the spelling of Lachlan.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m more concerned with the spelling of Lachlan.
For sure, pretty much guaranteed to become a criminal.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m more concerned with the spelling of Lachlan.
Isn’t that the bogan female version of Lachlan?
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m more concerned with the spelling of Lachlan.
Isn’t that the bogan female version of Lachlan?
The post I found it on said it was for a nephew.
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:I’m more concerned with the spelling of Lachlan.
Isn’t that the bogan female version of Lachlan?
The post I found it on said it was for a nephew.
Reminds me of the the song:
“A Boy named Sue”
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Isn’t that the bogan female version of Lachlan?
The post I found it on said it was for a nephew.
Reminds me of the the song:
“A Boy named Sue”
surely it’s Loughlynne

I’m definitely going to use “goblins and ghouls” for the preps, but only because they won’t understand “featherless bipeds” which I’ll save for my next Zoom meeting or P&C email.

Divine Angel said:
I’m definitely going to use “goblins and ghouls” for the preps, but only because they won’t understand “featherless bipeds” which I’ll save for my next Zoom meeting or P&C email.
just call them juvenile Homos
Divine Angel said:
I’m definitely going to use “goblins and ghouls” for the preps, but only because they won’t understand “featherless bipeds” which I’ll save for my next Zoom meeting or P&C email.
Featherless bipeds?
How PC.
Just call them dinosaurs.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m definitely going to use “goblins and ghouls” for the preps, but only because they won’t understand “featherless bipeds” which I’ll save for my next Zoom meeting or P&C email.
Featherless bipeds?
How PC.
Just call them dinosaurs.
They’re akin to velociraptors, honestly. A moment of weakness and they’ll rip you to shreds.

Woodie said:
:)
Woodie said:
I hope we don’t end up like America with 77,302,580 Trump voters.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Woodie said:
I hope we don’t end up like America with 77,302,580 Trump voters.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Woodie said:
I hope we don’t end up like America with 77,302,580 Trump voters.
No chance of that.

AI no doubt, but a wee bit amusing.

And don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out!

For Kingy. :)
Spiny Norman said:
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For Kingy. :)
Yeah could have been worse.
Spiny Norman said:
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For Kingy. :)
How



Spiny Norman said:
Heh.
Spiny Norman said:
No…surely not.
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
No…surely not.
Made by a Trump voter?


Bogsnorkler said:
Just finished work and brigade stuff and this is the first post I click on?
Damn you Mr Snorkler, now I have to clean my keyboard too.
Kingy said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Just finished work and brigade stuff and this is the first post I click on?
Damn you Mr Snorkler, now I have to clean my keyboard too.
He sneaks up on you like that.

I don’t drink wine

Witty Rejoinder said:
LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
ms spock said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Witty Rejoinder said:
ms spock said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Hmm, don’t know about the “edgy” bit.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
ms spock said:LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Hmm, don’t know about the “edgy” bit.
probably satirical. highlighting racial stereotypes believed by white type people.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
ms spock said:LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Hmm, don’t know about the “edgy” bit.
It’s not racist if it’s a joke bro.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
ms spock said:LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Hmm, don’t know about the “edgy” bit.
More like blatant.
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Hmm, don’t know about the “edgy” bit.
probably satirical. highlighting racial stereotypes believed by white type people.
Hard to tell these days :)
On a more happy new note, on my Quora reading this morning I read a piece that started off sounding run-of-the-mill conspiracy nutter stuff, but ended up being unquestionably a bit of satire, so that makes a change.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Hard to tell these days :)
I always look for the good in people.
😇
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Hard to tell these days :)
I always look for the good in people.
😇
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Hard to tell these days :)
I always look for the good in people.
😇
:)
Hardest thing is keeping a straight face when I come out with this tripe.
🤡
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Hard to tell these days :)
I always look for the good in people.
😇
:)
Always look at the brian side of life.
Good to know

Divine Angel said:
Good to know
But, but, but, Hitler did have minions. Lots of minions.
They rounded up people he didn’t like. Some minions incarcerated them. Some starved them. Some stole their possessions. Some even put them to death.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Good to know
But, but, but, Hitler did have minions. Lots of minions.
They rounded up people he didn’t like. Some minions incarcerated them. Some starved them. Some stole their possessions. Some even put them to death.
Yeah but not these minions.
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Good to know
But, but, but, Hitler did have minions. Lots of minions.
They rounded up people he didn’t like. Some minions incarcerated them. Some starved them. Some stole their possessions. Some even put them to death.
Yeah but not these minions.
Its because they dated back centuries isn’t it
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:But, but, but, Hitler did have minions. Lots of minions.
They rounded up people he didn’t like. Some minions incarcerated them. Some starved them. Some stole their possessions. Some even put them to death.
Yeah but not these minions.
Its because they dated back centuries isn’t it
Yes, it’s canon that these minions worked with Pharaohs.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Good to know
But, but, but, Hitler did have minions. Lots of minions.
They rounded up people he didn’t like. Some minions incarcerated them. Some starved them. Some stole their possessions. Some even put them to death.
I don’t know where I read it, but apparently if one person resists or won’t look the other way. That the system starts to fall apart. I was fascinated to read about this.
Truth telling also details the train.

The Rev Dodgson said:
god is what you call a measurement you can make without interaction
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
god is what you call a measurement you can make without interaction
OK, in that case, where is it and how fast is it going?
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
god is what you call a measurement you can make without interaction
OK, in that case, where is it and how fast is it going?
exactly, it’s everywhere all at once, see
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:god is what you call a measurement you can make without interaction
OK, in that case, where is it and how fast is it going?
exactly, it’s everywhere all at once, see
Ah, like the aether then?
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:OK, in that case, where is it and how fast is it going?
exactly, it’s everywhere all at once, see
Ah, like the aether then?
(Peter Cook mode)
Could well be nestling in your trousers
(Peter Cook mode off)
Neophyte said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:exactly, it’s everywhere all at once, see
Ah, like the aether then?
(Peter Cook mode)
Could well be nestling in your trousers
(Peter Cook mode off)
isn’t that what Zeus the god does
but yes exactly like aether
Divine Angel said:
Good to know


Bogsnorkler said:
I post mainstream normie memes
Spiny Norman said:
:)
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I post mainstream normie memes
Perhaps the audience isn’t mainstream?





Divine Angel said:
and hey presto they blink and they miss it


Bloopers from Silence of the Lambs (including Hopkins as Rocky).



Spiny Norman said:
lol
Spiny Norman said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
Spiny Norman said:
Ha!
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
What3words is a proprietary geocode system designed to identify any location on the surface of Earth with a resolution of approximately 3 metres (9.8 ft).
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
Incontinentia Buttocks
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
What3words is a proprietary geocode system designed to identify any location on the surface of Earth with a resolution of approximately 3 metres (9.8 ft).
I’ve heard of that :)
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
Incontinentia Buttocks
OK Biggus, no need to wave it around.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
What3words is a proprietary geocode system designed to identify any location on the surface of Earth with a resolution of approximately 3 metres (9.8 ft).
I’ve heard of that :)
One of those things that never really took off. I recall trying to memorise the 3 words for my house, but damned if I can remember them now.

Spiny Norman said:
They’re a handsome lot. not.
Spiny Norman said:
Oh no!
Anyway…


Scarfolk Tourism Bureau ·
Keith Gorman
PUBLIC NOTICE: Local Ne’er Do Well to wear Pants of Shame
Pervais’ O’Mcgillicutty of Bile Township., having been duly convicted
of numerous petty crimes and of being generally repulsive, will be
paraded through town square tomorrow at 13AM in accordance
with Scarfolk’s strict humiliation policy.

fsm said:
I’m glad they specified they’re frozen ice.
fsm said:
Frozen ice cubes are the best!
The Algae Bloom: A Kermit Ballad for today’s nuttiness.
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
I’m glad they specified they’re frozen ice.
The unfrozen oones don’t sell so well.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
I’m glad they specified they’re frozen ice.
The unfrozen oones don’t sell so well.
Bottled unfrozen ice sells pretty well, especially when there’s a natural disaster warning or on hot days.
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
I’m glad they specified they’re frozen ice.
You two are incredibly naive. Doncha know that meth is now sold at Aldi for $4.99 a kilo? Good, different.
Divine Angel said:
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:I’m glad they specified they’re frozen ice.
The unfrozen oones don’t sell so well.
Bottled unfrozen ice sells pretty well, especially when there’s a natural disaster warning or on hot days.
indubitably.

we never
Somewhere between Gonzo and Swedish Chef


John Oliver on the Colorado Primary.

Divine Angel said:
well that’s just weird :)
Divine Angel said:
this guy is always doing weird stuff with his nipples.
JudgeMental said:
Divine Angel said:
this guy is always doing weird stuff with his nipples.
It’s why guys have nipples

A bit dangerous doing this in the US I would have thought.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DailyDoseStupidity/comments/1und1ld/the_audacity_of_some_people/
A bit funny though.
Kingy said:
Lol



Spiny Norman said:
You don’t want all those demons running around.
Spiny Norman said:
this should be in the religion thread.

Kingy said:
🤔

Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
this should be in the religion thread.
So it should!

Divine Angel said:
damn those oldest continuous civilisations
Divine Angel said:
hmmm
China has been around in some form since about 2000 BCE

My home was invaded by a Siri-powered humanoid robot claiming it was summoned.
JudgeMental said:
Got one for knees?
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
Got one for knees?
https://www.sciencealert.com/a-new-non-surgical-procedure-provides-lasting-relief-for-knee-pain
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
Got one for knees?
https://www.sciencealert.com/a-new-non-surgical-procedure-provides-lasting-relief-for-knee-pain
Thankfully, I don’t normally get knee pain, but there is audible grinding when using stairs. (This house is double storey; I only use the stairs for my evening shower as there’s no shower downstairs.)
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:Got one for knees?
https://www.sciencealert.com/a-new-non-surgical-procedure-provides-lasting-relief-for-knee-pain
Thankfully, I don’t normally get knee pain, but there is audible grinding when using stairs. (This house is double storey; I only use the stairs for my evening shower as there’s no shower downstairs.)
Mrs V had that grinding noise for at least 20 years before it started affecting her gait. She said it didn’t hurt, but it must have, really. She now has a new titanium knee.
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home

Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
successfully though we wish those fascists would hurry up being successful deporting themselves to Mars with all their spending
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
Matt
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
successfully though we wish those fascists would hurry up being successful deporting themselves to Mars with all their spending
Mars is more of commie planet being red
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
Next movie, lets send Matt Damon away.
Cost
One way bus ticket to anywhere in the continental United States
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
Next movie, lets send Matt Damon away.
Cost
One way bus ticket to anywhere in the continental United States
Nah man, he’s got a place in Byron Bay near his mate Chris Hemsworth
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
Matt
Damon!
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
Next movie, lets send Matt Damon away.
Cost
One way bus ticket to anywhere in the continental United States
Can’t do that to the lust of DA’s life!
That’s not on!

Cymek said:
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
successfully though we wish those fascists would hurry up being successful deporting themselves to Mars with all their spending
Mars is more of commie planet being red
so Australians belong on Neptune then


Divine Angel said:
LOL
There’s photo bombing, and there’s photo bombing…

Neophyte said:
There’s photo bombing, and there’s photo bombing…
This seagull stole my remaining chips in Bunbury 2010. Every chip in that photo was taken in one mouthful. There were 3 of them.

kii said:
Neophyte said:
There’s photo bombing, and there’s photo bombing…
This seagull stole my remaining chips in Bunbury 2010. Every chip in that photo was taken in one mouthful. There were 3 of them.
Spocky tells a rather amusing story like that – She was eating chips and found the longest one she’d ever seen in her life. She held it up so her friends could see it and as she did that, a seagull came down, gulped it up in one bite then flew off.
Spiny Norman said:
kii said:
Neophyte said:
There’s photo bombing, and there’s photo bombing…
This seagull stole my remaining chips in Bunbury 2010. Every chip in that photo was taken in one mouthful. There were 3 of them.
Spocky tells a rather amusing story like that – She was eating chips and found the longest one she’d ever seen in her life. She held it up so her friends could see it and as she did that, a seagull came down, gulped it up in one bite then flew off.
They are such opportunistic critters.
Hunters of the potato chip.
Divine Angel said:
What is the word above “at”? The font, colour, size and background makes it unreadable for me.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
What is the word above “at”? The font, colour, size and background makes it unreadable for me.
Weekend. From this film:

Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
What is the word above “at”? The font, colour, size and background makes it unreadable for me.
Weekend, it’s a parody of a movie called Weekend at Bernie’s…
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
What is the word above “at”? The font, colour, size and background makes it unreadable for me.
Weekend. From this film:
Thank you.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Take that Belgium!

President Trump explains how the great nation of the United States was founded… ish.

Damn! The secret is out, run for the hills!

IYKYK,
Spiny Norman said:
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Damn! The secret is out, run for the hills!
Sometimes you want to summon satin, because silk won’t stitch the same.
Spiny Norman said:
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IYKYK,
Bobby I got propane in my urethra.

Spiny Norman said:
Heh.



A bit of a funny from the USSR’s probe mission to the Moon in 1968.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ktBq5G1Wotw
It apparently caused quite a stir. :)

Spiny Norman said:
FWIW the reason for this is that the rocket has to be moving at about 42 km/sec to escape the Sun’s gravity and leave the solar system. Earth is already moving at about 30 km/sec so you only need an additional 12 km/sec boost to get there.
So to hit the Sun you need to cancel out that 30 km/sec which is is of course about 2.5 times as much energy needed.
Spiny Norman said:
Ha!

Looks perfectly safe.



My Temu cyber truck arrived today

got it to replace my Eschermobile.

JudgeMental said:
A loafer. :)
JudgeMental said:
My Temu cyber truck arrived today
:Looks more Jerry built than China.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
A loafer. :)
couch. potato.
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
A loafer. :)
couch. potato.
Thought of that after I posted. Too late.
JudgeMental said:
Ha

Spiny Norman said:
:)
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
so they’re not listening
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
so they’re not listening
ISWYDT





Kingy said:
Tell the children. There’ll be no hospital
Do we have an AI thread.
Not in the index.
Here will do:



The Rev Dodgson said:
Do we have an AI thread.
can’t speak for all the other bots but we’ve been using the genericised TPGtahC thread
The Rev Dodgson said:
Do we have an AI thread.Not in the index.
Here will do:
Chat GPT thread ———->
The Rev Dodgson said:
Do we have an AI thread.Not in the index.
Here will do:
:)
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Do we have an AI thread.Not in the index.
Here will do:
Chat GPT thread ———->
but … but I really can’t believe they aren’t memes :)
Yeah, that’s what it is. A “sock” resizer

JudgeMental said:
Yeah, that’s what it is. A “sock” resizer
we think someone accidentally fell on one that’s what happened

Not sure what to make of this personal water sport device.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TechnologyLabs/comments/1uv5mrq/stupid_or_dope/
The dog can’t quite figure out where to drop the ball so it doesn’t roll back into the pond.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1uv3vp2/come_on_not_again/
They forgot something when they hit the water in their boat.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsTowingThings/comments/1uv9dd9/how_do_you_even_get_to_this_point/


I don’t know if this is a joke or not. Too difficult to tell these days.
Spiny Norman said:
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I don’t know if this is a joke or not. Too difficult to tell these days.
They have a real hang-up about the Confederate flag.
I suppose it does sum up a number of nasty views and opinions

Spiny Norman said:
:)


alleged

Divine Angel said:
That’s disturbing: my God look at her man-hands!
Divine Angel said:
Shopped.

Spiny Norman said:
ha!
nice one
Spiny Norman said:
And crushed very quickly in 1 thousands of a second, so no time to think or react.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
And crushed very quickly in 1 thousands of a second, so no time to think or react.
Good way to get rid of billionaires very quickly, leaving no biological matter, gone.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
And crushed very quickly in 1 thousands of a second, so no time to think or react.
Good way to get rid of billionaires very quickly, leaving no biological matter, gone.
Probably the most cleanest way too.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
And crushed very quickly in 1 thousands of a second, so no time to think or react.
Good way to get rid of billionaires very quickly, leaving no biological matter, gone.
Should have been Elon Musk, Facebook and Amazon Man.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
And crushed very quickly in 1 thousands of a second, so no time to think or react.
Turn them all into soft drink.

Old mate is looking better every day.
Spiny Norman said:
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Old mate is looking better every day.
Borrowed Poo-tin’s body?
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Old mate is looking better every day.
Borrowed Poo-tin’s body?
ride them horse
Spiny Norman said:
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Old mate is looking better every day.
Shopped.
Peak Warming Man said:
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Old mate is looking better every day.
Shopped.
Noooooooooooooo!!!!
Quite unsurprising. He has the intellectual power of an ant.
Spiny Norman said:
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Quite unsurprising. He has the intellectual power of an ant.
Fellow seems quite disturbed.
T’Pol “I’d like a promotion”.
Nyota Uhura “You realise if we are to be promoted, our skirts will have to go higher”.
Seven of Nine “I’m complaining to starfleet about this shit”.

Tau.Neutrino said:
T’Pol “I’d like a promotion”.
Nyota Uhura “You realise if we are to be promoted, our skirts will have to go higher”.
Seven of Nine “I’m complaining to starfleet about this shit”.
7 of 9 Jeri Ryan apparently passed out because her costume was too tight.
ms spock said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
T’Pol “I’d like a promotion”.
Nyota Uhura “You realise if we are to be promoted, our skirts will have to go higher”.
Seven of Nine “I’m complaining to starfleet about this shit”.
7 of 9 Jeri Ryan apparently passed out because her costume was too tight.
T’Pol appeared naked on a few occasions when she and Trip were an item
T’Pol “I’d still like a promotion”.
Uhura “Its cold in space and our skirts will be shorter”.
Seven of Nine “I will kick the admirals arse for this.”.

Tau.Neutrino said:
T’Pol “I’d still like a promotion”.
Uhura “Its cold in space and our skirts will be shorter”.
Seven of Nine “I will kick the admirals arse for this.”.
what, again
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
T’Pol “I’d still like a promotion”.
Uhura “Its cold in space and our skirts will be shorter”.
Seven of Nine “I will kick the admirals arse for this.”.
what, again
Three different times.
Tau.Neutrino said:
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
T’Pol “I’d still like a promotion”.
Uhura “Its cold in space and our skirts will be shorter”.
Seven of Nine “I will kick the admirals arse for this.”.
what, again
Three different times.
Pol lived during the mid-22nd century.
Nyota Uhura served in Starfleet primarily during the mid-23rd century.
Seven of Nine lived during the late 24th century.

Spiny Norman said:
!yuigk!Old mate is looking better every day.

Divine Angel said:
LOLs
:)
Divine Angel said:
BUT the moon has a far side and Australia doesn’t.
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
BUT the moon has a far side and Australia doesn’t.
… or at least people don’t talk about it in public.
To my knowledge a census has never been undertaken on the moon so how can they be really sure the population is zero? 🤔
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
BUT the moon has a far side and Australia doesn’t.
Australia doesn’t exist.
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
BUT the moon has a far side and Australia doesn’t.
Used to, on the comics page.

Spiny Norman said:
…and your maternal grandmother’s best friend’s third cousin’s hat size (metric).
Spiny Norman said:
Damn, I only know Fermat’s penultimate theorem.
Spiny Norman said:
There’s no solution as such to Fermat’s last theorem; it simply states that there’s no n such that an = bn + cn. It was proved in 1995.


fsm said:
Shopped.

JudgeMental said:
what if you’re just a natural killer what then
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Shopped.
Classic! 😂

ms spock said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Shopped.
Classic! 😂
Yes, a worthy lololol 😹
Ian said:
AI straitjacket (they are not done up that way)…
But I wish it were true
kii said:
ms spock said:
Peak Warming Man said:Shopped.
Classic! 😂
Yes, a worthy lololol 😹
here’s another war that he ended:

captain_spalding said:
kii said:
ms spock said:Classic! 😂
Yes, a worthy lololol 😹
here’s another war that he ended:
I remember when Trump turned off his Targeting computer and used the force.
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
ms spock said:Classic! 😂
Yes, a worthy lololol 😹
here’s another war that he ended:
He’s so creepy.

Woodie said:
My 1st week at the bookstore a customer asked me for a copy of How to Kill a Mockingbird.
I was so nervous that I actually looked that title up on the computer. It doesn’t exist…
Woodie said:
😂😂 🐦 😂 😂

Spiny Norman said:
LOLOL
Spiny Norman said:
At least he didn’t spill the beer.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
At least he didn’t spill the beer.
I wonder how many people could crash into a footpath obstacle, fall over backwards, and stay on the phone all at the same time.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
At least he didn’t spill the beer.
I wonder how many people could crash into a footpath obstacle, fall over backwards, and stay on the phone all at the same time.
Barnaby Joyce?


dv said:
Where did the silly helmets come from?
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:At least he didn’t spill the beer.
I wonder how many people could crash into a footpath obstacle, fall over backwards, and stay on the phone all at the same time.
Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:I wonder how many people could crash into a footpath obstacle, fall over backwards, and stay on the phone all at the same time.
Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
He managed to keep his phone in his hand.
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:I wonder how many people could crash into a footpath obstacle, fall over backwards, and stay on the phone all at the same time.
Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
A super power?
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
He managed to keep his phone in his hand.
Judges have taken points off for crashing into the footpath obstacle which should have been avoided.
The judges would have been impressed if he crashed into nothing and fell over backwards holding his phone.
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
He managed to keep his phone in his hand.
I wonder if he felt the gravity of the situation?
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
He managed to keep his phone in his hand.
I’d like to see him try again.
Jimmy Carr being amusing, as usual.

Getting to the point that I need a thread for my Odyssey content

What a great day

dv said:
I’m a bit slow this morning.
Took me a minute to get that.
I doubt I would have even made 1st runner up.


Spiny Norman said:
Apart from the obvious, why do they use the old-fashion handset for a phone?


Tau.Neutrino said:
The sneer of gold command.
Tau.Neutrino said:
:)

Divine Angel said:
Trump looks like he’s about to cry.

Spiny Norman said:
The big ones that are as big as the small ones are always the trickiest.


How to play noughts and crosses with a car simulator.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeamNG/comments/1v67×72/first_time_animating_in_beamng/

Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
The big ones that are as big as the small ones are always the trickiest.
Yes, you never know what they’ll get up to.
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
The big ones that are as big as the small ones are always the trickiest.
Yes, you never know what they’ll get up to.
They rock around mostly.
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:The big ones that are as big as the small ones are always the trickiest.
Yes, you never know what they’ll get up to.
They rock around mostly.
around the clock?






The Bell Tower Times
“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
Guess you had to be there
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
On Saturday a car was in the lane to merge onto the Bruce highway. It did not merge, decided to stop and wait for a gap in the traffic instead.
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
Yeah, always add some time onto your estimated travel time. Now and again you’ll jag a good run.
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
On Saturday a car was in the lane to merge onto the Bruce highway. It did not merge, decided to stop and wait for a gap in the traffic instead.
Don’t you hate it when they do that!
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
On Saturday a car was in the lane to merge onto the Bruce highway. It did not merge, decided to stop and wait for a gap in the traffic instead.
Don’t you hate it when they do that!
Only if I’m behind them
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
On Saturday a car was in the lane to merge onto the Bruce highway. It did not merge, decided to stop and wait for a gap in the traffic instead.
probably a Perth driver in disguise
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
Yeah, always add some time onto your estimated travel time. Now and again you’ll jag a good run.

Divine Angel said:
One of these is not like the others…
Divine Angel said:
Sidney Poitier not there.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
One of these is not like the others…
Slap the rock could be made into a song.
Peak Warming Man said:
Divine Angel said:
Sidney Poitier not there.
PWM has gone full retard.
Witty Rejoinder said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
Yeah, always add some time onto your estimated travel time. Now and again you’ll jag a good run.
Do Perth freeways have traffic lights on the onramps to get busy traffic to queue there and prevent too much traffic entering a busy freeway?
some do. it is a fairly new thing here.
Witty Rejoinder said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
Yeah, always add some time onto your estimated travel time. Now and again you’ll jag a good run.
Do Perth freeways have traffic lights on the onramps to get busy traffic to queue there and prevent too much traffic entering a busy freeway?
yep.. and by at least one report they are really shitty for people closer to the city. The freeway builds up further down the line away from the city, so people sitting on the oneramps closer to the city are delayed more, since the smart freeway detects higher volume of cars by that time… delayed longer between the lights…
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Divine Angel said:
Sidney Poitier not there.
PWM has gone full retard.
dude…
Arts said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:Sidney Poitier not there.
PWM has gone full retard.
dude…

JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
The traffic jams on Kwinana Freeway are simply the lack of ability for the roads in Perth CBD to accept the amount of traffic being fed into them. Widening the freeway carpark just makes it a wider carpark.
Fix the traffic jams in the CBD and they might have a chance to just drive to work.
Although merging generally is a debacle in this city, I think the worst place for it is right here:

Four lanes of the Mitchell Fwy south bound are joined by two on-ramp lanes, and without much ceremony the six become five, A lot of people on the west will be trying to cross to the east to exit for the city or Mounts Bay Rd, and a lot of people on the east who just on-ramped will be crossing to the west to continue south on the Kwinana Fwy. Hilarious.
Kingy said:
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
The traffic jams on Kwinana Freeway are simply the lack of ability for the roads in Perth CBD to accept the amount of traffic being fed into them. Widening the
freewaycarpark just makes it a wider carpark.Fix the traffic jams in the CBD and they might have a chance to just drive to work.
the jams occur well out of the CBD and only last a few Km, then it seems to free up. seems to be just two or three entrances that are the problem. going alongside the river is usually crowded but moves pretty well.
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.
There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front. This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.
Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
dv said:
Although merging generally is a debacle in this city, I think the worst place for it is right here:
Four lanes of the Mitchell Fwy south bound are joined by two on-ramp lanes, and without much ceremony the six become five, A lot of people on the west will be trying to cross to the east to exit for the city or Mounts Bay Rd, and a lot of people on the east who just on-ramped will be crossing to the west to continue south on the Kwinana Fwy. Hilarious.
another is heading over the Narrows bridge going south.
JudgeMental said:
“real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
sorry we don’t understand if the traffic is unstoppable then how does it get congested
JudgeMental said:
Kingy said:
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
The traffic jams on Kwinana Freeway are simply the lack of ability for the roads in Perth CBD to accept the amount of traffic being fed into them. Widening the
freewaycarpark just makes it a wider carpark.Fix the traffic jams in the CBD and they might have a chance to just drive to work.
the jams occur well out of the CBD and only last a few Km, then it seems to free up. seems to be just two or three entrances that are the problem. going alongside the river is usually crowded but moves pretty well.
Motorbike FTW.
(Unless it’s raining)
Spiny Norman said:
JudgeMental said:
Kingy said:The traffic jams on Kwinana Freeway are simply the lack of ability for the roads in Perth CBD to accept the amount of traffic being fed into them. Widening the
freewaycarpark just makes it a wider carpark.Fix the traffic jams in the CBD and they might have a chance to just drive to work.
the jams occur well out of the CBD and only last a few Km, then it seems to free up. seems to be just two or three entrances that are the problem. going alongside the river is usually crowded but moves pretty well.
Motorbike FTW.
(Unless it’s raining)
Yep, always move over for bikers to get through.
party_pants said:
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front.
This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
I didn’t word that very well:
“This distance is measured in time not distance.” should be “This gap is measured in time not distance.”
party_pants said:
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front. This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.
Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
Ok, I very rarely have to drive in Perth so feel free to disregard my input here, but it appears to me that there is a perfectly good freeway, and the problem seems to be the people that can’t leave the freeway to find somewhere to park. They back up as the people in front of them also can’t find somewhere to park. The traffic lights stop the traffic from moving, and then the traffic backs up, and people can’t merge onto an already packed freeway with no way off.
Perth CBD needs more than two incoming freeways. Split them into different heights, feed them directly into different height car parks. Use 3D chess here.
Kingy said:
party_pants said:
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front. This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.
Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
Ok, I very rarely have to drive in Perth so feel free to disregard my input here, but it appears to me that there is a perfectly good freeway, and the problem seems to be the people that can’t leave the freeway to find somewhere to park. They back up as the people in front of them also can’t find somewhere to park. The traffic lights stop the traffic from moving, and then the traffic backs up, and people can’t merge onto an already packed freeway with no way off.
Perth CBD needs more than two incoming freeways. Split them into different heights, feed them directly into different height car parks. Use 3D chess here.
This is a problem, but is limited to that local area. I can’t speak for the northern Mitchell part of it, but the southern Kwinana portion of it has traffic jams all the way down to Baldivis at the exit and merger points. not always in the same place, but at any one of these points at any given time. Even on a Sunday afternoon.

A thoughtful lady taking her fish for a walk.
party_pants said:
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front. This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.
Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
I mean a solution is to build a metro so great that hardly anyone bothers to drive.
Spiny Norman said:
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A thoughtful lady taking her fish for a walk.
Jousting

dv said:
party_pants said:
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front. This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.
Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
I mean a solution is to build a metro so great that hardly anyone bothers to drive.
Agree. But that is a real challenge in spread-out urban sprawl like Perth. There needs to be a major re-think of routes to connect residential to industrial areas (where people live to where they work). Right now it only connects residential areas to retail and commercial centres. Fewer and fewer people work in the CBD, which is where most of the transit network goes.


Divine Angel said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
Awww.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
It fits with the concept of the roads being a monument to the motor car.

JudgeMental said:


satire parody page
JudgeMental said:
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satire parody page
Piss-easy to hit fours and sixes on that wicket.
JudgeMental said:
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satire parody page
And Jimmy would be able to go to sleep in his own little room again.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
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satire parody page
And Jimmy would be able to go to sleep in his own little room again.
with his Teddy of course.
JudgeMental said:
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satire parody page
I had a red pedal car much like that one.
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
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satire parody page
And Jimmy would be able to go to sleep in his own little room again.
with his Teddy of course.
or the priest

Bloke seems keen on donating to the Red Cross.
Spiny Norman said:
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Bloke seems keen on donating to the Red Cross.
I liked the first comment on that thread: “damn, my card’s only got $6 billion on it, can I pay the rest in cash?”
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Bloke seems keen on donating to the Red Cross.
I liked the first comment on that thread: “damn, my card’s only got $6 billion on it, can I pay the rest in cash?”
well can they

I’ve misplaced my Allen key, if you trip over it let me know where it is please!
Spiny Norman said:
Chortle

Lol.:)

Okay.
The Donald Trump lawnmower.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus/comments/1vaxsrk/bing_bing_bing/
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1GrLe6erSb/
Grangers
Spiny Norman said:
The Donald Trump lawnmower.https://www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus/comments/1vaxsrk/bing_bing_bing/
LOL
Spiny Norman said:
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Okay.
So, you can do one or there other. Just not both at the same time…
furious said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Okay.
So, you can do one or there other. Just not both at the same time…
Quite reasonable, too.
furious said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Okay.
So, you can do one or there other. Just not both at the same time…
Saved me a post :)
Damn, just wasted it.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTksMbMrDK/?igsh=MWJuc2xuemI0Z3d5dg==
Same
dv said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTksMbMrDK/?igsh=MWJuc2xuemI0Z3d5dg==Same
LOL

Michael V said:
dv said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTksMbMrDK/?igsh=MWJuc2xuemI0Z3d5dg==Same
LOL
Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.

Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTksMbMrDK/?igsh=MWJuc2xuemI0Z3d5dg==Same
LOL
Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.
Really?
Not here.
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:LOL
Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.
Really?
Not here.
I was logging in fine for years, but suddenly they want my face.
Don’t know what happened.
dv said:
:)
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.
Really?
Not here.
I was logging in fine for years, but suddenly they want my face.
Don’t know what happened.
What happened? Umm, the government’s draconian social media laws? Although, I don’t have Instagram, I just clicked open in browser, and saw the video. You are not missing out on much…
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.
Really?
Not here.
I was logging in fine for years, but suddenly they want my face.
Don’t know what happened.
I don’t log in. I hit the X (exit) button on the request to log in and watch the video. Simples.

furious said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:Really?
Not here.
I was logging in fine for years, but suddenly they want my face.
Don’t know what happened.
What happened? Umm, the government’s draconian social media laws? Although, I don’t have Instagram, I just clicked open in browser, and saw the video. You are not missing out on much…
never heard of any such law
Spiny Norman said:
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Lol.:)
This needs to be a T-shirt!
🖖🏽🖖🏽🖖🏽
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTksMbMrDK/?igsh=MWJuc2xuemI0Z3d5dg==Same
LOL
Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.
You could draw eyes and a mouth and stick them over your actual eyes and mouth?
Wear a cap?




Spiny Norman said:
I’m guessing the 6% need to improve their observation skills.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
I’m guessing the 6% need to improve their observation skills.
But difficult to fix because their observation skills are impaired in some way.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
I’m guessing the 6% need to improve their observation skills.
But difficult to fix because their observation skills are impaired in some way.
So the number will probably stay at 6%.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
I’m guessing the 6% need to improve their observation skills.
But difficult to fix because their observation skills are impaired in some way.
The Internet says:
“Most credible surveys and analyses show that U.S. scientists tilt strongly toward the political left: large, repeated polls and donation records put Democrats as a clear plurality or majority of scientists and Republicans as a small minority—often single digits—while independents make up a sizeable share in some samples (for example, a widely cited Pew result reported roughly 55% Democrats, 32% independents and about 6% Republicans in one survey) “
so there is at least one survey reporting the 6% number.
Penn Jillette on Trump: “Trump just says, like a child or something… he says to me ‘You’re really tall.’ And I go ‘Yeah, and I got a lot of money.’”
https://youtube.com/shorts/G3NuRqPk0zo?si=768SO5jfe_EeZo4y
:)
Finnish comedian Ismo, on the robot takeover.
dv said:
Kinda sad.
Spiny Norman said:
Finnish comedian Ismo, on the robot takeover.
:)
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Finnish comedian Ismo, on the robot takeover.:)
I love Ismo. His skit on the word “shit” is perfection.


For real though why is Tom even a character? Just to give a role to T.Chala?
ms spock said:
America’s Infrastructure Is Breaking Down—and Climate Change Is Making It Worse
2 minutes
eh?
It’s one hour and two minutes
party_pants said:
ms spock said:America’s Infrastructure Is Breaking Down—and Climate Change Is Making It Worse
2 minutes
eh?
It’s one hour and two minutes
Not if you watch it at 31 X speed.

Neophyte said:
always knew maga could count to two too
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:I’m guessing the 6% need to improve their observation skills.
But difficult to fix because their observation skills are impaired in some way.
So the number will probably stay at 6%.
I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
ms spock said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:But difficult to fix because their observation skills are impaired in some way.
So the number will probably stay at 6%.
I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear…
…and disregards the rest
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:
Tau.Neutrino said:So the number will probably stay at 6%.
I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
they didn’t teach us 65 years ago
Bogsnorkler said:
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear…
…and disregards the rest
because rests are silent
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:
Tau.Neutrino said:So the number will probably stay at 6%.
I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
And disregards the rest.
Bogsnorkler said:
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear…
…and disregards the rest
…lie-le-lie
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:
Tau.Neutrino said:So the number will probably stay at 6%.
I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
There are too many octogenarians in both parties.
Looking for the article I read I came across this which shows my assumptions are not accurate.
This does affirm your thesis that a man and wimmin too, hear what they want to hear.
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
they didn’t teach us 65 years ago
The 80 year old Republicans are a problem. I read an article about how the time you attended school
effects your awareness of Climate Change. It was interesting. The younger Republicans accept Climate Change as fact.
Though I just read an article on this that debunks this assumption.
party_pants said:
ms spock said:America’s Infrastructure Is Breaking Down—and Climate Change Is Making It Worse
2 minutes
eh?
It’s one hour and two minutes
My apologies (Go raibh math agat!)
It is from about 2 minutes to 10 minutes. One traffic controller for three places. I don’t know how that works.
Keep these pants partying!
ms spock said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
they didn’t teach us 65 years ago
The 80 year old Republicans are a problem. I read an article about how the time you attended school
effects your awareness of Climate Change. It was interesting. The younger Republicans accept Climate Change as fact.Though I just read an article on this that debunks this assumption.
Trump had completed college by the time plate tectonics was established as real.
When Crick and Watson did their work showing the nature and structure of DNA, Senator Chuck Grassley was already a grown adult.
OTOH it’s important not to be ageist. Al Gore is 78, Bernie Sanders is 84, they don’t have trouble accepting anthropogenic Climate Change, while Marco Rubio is 55 and thinks it is woke nonsense. The modern Republican Party is just a dumping ground for nutters.
ms spock said:
party_pants said:
ms spock said:America’s Infrastructure Is Breaking Down—and Climate Change Is Making It Worse
2 minutes
eh?
It’s one hour and two minutes
My apologies (Go raibh math agat!)
It is from about 2 minutes to 10 minutes. One traffic controller for three places. I don’t know how that works.
Keep these pants partying!
Those pants
dv said:
ms spock said:
SCIENCE said:they didn’t teach us 65 years ago
The 80 year old Republicans are a problem. I read an article about how the time you attended school
effects your awareness of Climate Change. It was interesting. The younger Republicans accept Climate Change as fact.Though I just read an article on this that debunks this assumption.
Trump had completed college by the time plate tectonics was established as real.
When Crick and Watson did their work showing the nature and structure of DNA, Senator Chuck Grassley was already a grown adult.
OTOH it’s important not to be ageist. Al Gore is 78, Bernie Sanders is 84, they don’t have trouble accepting anthropogenic Climate Change, while Marco Rubio is 55 and thinks it is woke nonsense. The modern Republican Party is just a dumping ground for nutters.
Point conceded.
With a few caveats, Prof David Cay Johnson says that Trump paid other people take his exams. He’s written a few books on Trump. I did find them interesting as well as quite chilling, at times.
Also your level of critical thinking is not senior Republicans level of thinking. I don’t mean to be rude but you are too smart to understand how dumb and uneducated these people actually are.
Just because you would read the nature and structure of DNA, doesn’t mean Senator Chuck Grassley, already a grown adult, ever did. And if you watch him ask questions his lack of knowledge is cringeworthy.
dv said:
ms spock said:
SCIENCE said:they didn’t teach us 65 years ago
The 80 year old Republicans are a problem. I read an article about how the time you attended school
effects your awareness of Climate Change. It was interesting. The younger Republicans accept Climate Change as fact.Though I just read an article on this that debunks this assumption.
Trump had completed college by the time plate tectonics was established as real.
When Crick and Watson did their work showing the nature and structure of DNA, Senator Chuck Grassley was already a grown adult.
OTOH it’s important not to be ageist. Al Gore is 78, Bernie Sanders is 84, they don’t have trouble accepting anthropogenic Climate Change, while Marco Rubio is 55 and thinks it is woke nonsense. The modern Republican Party is just a dumping ground for nutters.
It is a case of follow the money. There’s a lot of people making money off the oil dollar. It’s what drives Wall Street to a large extent. All the Arab oil is sold in USD and transacted via US bank accounts. This is what drives US foreign policy under this administration: take control of other people’s oil, Venezuela, Iran. Bring all the world’s oil under US control and destroy anyone else who doesn’t play ball, Ukraine is just being used as a proxy to destroy the Russian oil industry now. Ending the oil dominance and transitioning to renewables just isn’t part of the plan. They don’t care about wrecking the planet in the process.

Spiny Norman said:
LOL, what a drongo
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Your delivery of burning styrofoam has arrived.
Spiny Norman said:
Your delivery of burning styrofoam has arrived.
Remember that multi-story building burning in London? Externally applied aftermarket polystyrene insulation, IIRC.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Your delivery of burning styrofoam has arrived.Remember that multi-story building burning in London? Externally applied aftermarket polystyrene insulation, IIRC.
Sorry. Another type of foam insulation.
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
LOL, what a drongo
😀😂🤣
Automated pigeon defense system
https://www.reddit.com/r/SideProject/comments/1s9ywir/automated_pigeon_defense_system/

I think I’ve found a way to help homeless people and it’s proven very unpopular.
Another well done amusing AI video.


dv said:
Have you tried Google instead of AI
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Have you tried Google instead of AI
let’s go random

fuck yo’ 爱 then
dv said:
Jesus wept.

dv said:
Wait til they hear about Kongo.
fsm said:
Finally, a cause I can get behind!
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
Finally, a cause I can get behind!
The girl ants sink
fsm said:
LOLOLOL
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
Finally, a cause I can get behind!
+1
SCIENCE said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Have you tried Google instead of AI
let’s go random
fuck yo’ 爱 then
The bloody Bingbot has no idea what the meaning of 1696M is.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Jesus wept.
Whoever wrote that doesn’t even know how to spell Enya, the country between Theopia and Anzania.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Jesus wept.
Whoever wrote that doesn’t even know how to spell Enya,
sail away sail away sail away
Untangling this ring without removing the thread.
The topology of this does my head in.
I want to learn how to do that, in case I ever need to even though I’ll never need to.


The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Have you tried Google instead of AI
let’s go random
fuck yo’ 爱 then
The bloody Bingbot has no idea what the meaning of 1696M is.
us neither
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
let’s go random
fuck yo’ 爱 then
The bloody Bingbot has no idea what the meaning of 1696M is.
us neither
The code 1696M most commonly refers to the 3M LEAP III 1696M finish blocking pad, an 18mm oval anti-slip sticker used by optical laboratories to hold small eyeglass lenses in place during edge grinding.
…says AI Overview
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
A diseased phallus.
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
The bloody Bingbot has no idea what the meaning of 1696M is.
us neither
The code 1696M most commonly refers to the 3M LEAP III 1696M finish blocking pad, an 18mm oval anti-slip sticker used by optical laboratories to hold small eyeglass lenses in place during edge grinding.
…says AI Overview
We just called them leap pads to put on the block.
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
The bloody Bingbot has no idea what the meaning of 1696M is.
us neither
The code 1696M most commonly refers to the 3M LEAP III 1696M finish blocking pad, an 18mm oval anti-slip sticker used by optical laboratories to hold small eyeglass lenses in place during edge grinding.
…says AI Overview
thanks
we still have nfi how that ended up in its response
Tau.Neutrino said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
A diseased phallus.
so these are microscopic jellyfish
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
A diseased phallus.
so these are microscopic jellyfish
A microscopic diseased phallus.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
For a split-second there when I first saw it, I thought is was a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud.
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
A diseased phallus.
so these are microscopic jellyfish
Buuuuuuurn
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
For a split-second there when I first saw it, I thought is was a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud.
I prefer to see it that way.

party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
For a split-second there when I first saw it, I thought is was a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud.
+1
Spiny Norman said:
Also known as Klingon Bling, qol’om blinged.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Also known as Klingon Bling, qol’om blinged.
Those that fight with honour prefer the no bling option.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Also known as Klingon Bling, qol’om blinged.
Klingon Blingon, boy scouts approved.
Dib dib dib…
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Also known as Klingon Bling, qol’om blinged.
Those that fight with honour prefer the no bling option.
Yeah, but did they get the “Helping an old lady cross the street badge”?
Not much honour without it.
Kingy said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Also known as Klingon Bling, qol’om blinged.
Those that fight with honour prefer the no bling option.
Yeah, but did they get the “Helping an old lady cross the street badge”?
Not much honour without it.
Probably not, its not their thing.
They’re happy to leave it to Romulans or Shape Shifters.



Ian said:
couldn’t they just wait until y2k

Fark I wish this was a joke.
I wonder where he keeps the grenades, landmines, and rocket launcher?
Spiny Norman said:
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Fark I wish this was a joke.
I wonder where he keeps the grenades, landmines, and rocket launcher?
Extended clip there.
Dirty Harry “Punk you asking did he fire 50 rounds or 49 ?, go ahead make my day

The slackarse ‘author’ didn’t bother to remove the AI prompts.
Spiny Norman said:
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The slackarse ‘author’ didn’t bother to remove the AI prompts.
Jesus wept bitterly.


Divine Angel said:
😂

An old one but a good one.
