Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
^
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
wait where
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
Just make a thread of memes that are not in any existing thread.
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
Just make a thread of memes that are not in any existing thread.
Good one.
We all know that only the true meme denies its own existence.
Well since no-one is supplying any memes, I’ll start:

The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
Do you always stay on topic when posting in a thread?
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:
JudgeMental said:
Seeing as DV requested one, and nobody could be arsed to supply one, I shall fulfil his request.
Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
There’s always the lighter side. Seems to be missing.
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
kii said:Pardon me, I supplied one.
So now we’ve got one new meme thread restricted to biscuits and gravy only, and another with the even more restrictive requirement that it must be a meme which JudgeMental cannot believe is not a meme.
Which one to choose, or should we stick with the darkside?
There’s always the lighter side. Seems to be missing.
Always look on the light side of life.


Kingy said:
Well since no-one is supplying any memes, I’ll start:
Classic
Is this not a meme?:

The Rev Dodgson said:
Is this not a meme?:
now that you’ve made it an image, under the modern misappropriated definition
Spiny Norman said:
The bingbot says the net worth of No. 2 is about 300 billion cents.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
The bingbot says the net worth of No. 2 is about 300 billion cents.
The joke is that the US is going to give Iran 300 billion dollars soon.
Spiny Norman said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
The bingbot says the net worth of No. 2 is about 300 billion cents.
The joke is that the US is going to give Iran 300 billion dollars soon.
OK, that’s nice of them.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
The bingbot says the net worth of No. 2 is about 300 billion cents.
The joke is that the US is going to give Iran 300 billion dollars soon.
OK, that’s nice of them.
also WTF about the source of moneys being technology, we thought the actual source was credulous shareholders


Cymek said:
Cymek said:
wait why did you post this 2 times what’s the 3rd then
SCIENCE said:
Cymek said:
Cymek said:
wait why did you post this 2 times what’s the 3rd then
By accident
Cymek said:
SCIENCE said:
Cymek said:
wait why did you post this 2 times what’s the 3rd then
By accident
is that what they said






fsm said:
Well at least her neck is better.
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Well at least her neck is better.
I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
kii said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Well at least her neck is better.
I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
party_pants said:
kii said:
Peak Warming Man said:Well at least her neck is better.
I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
Thought it was Adelaide people that got stick for sounding posh.
party_pants said:
kii said:
Peak Warming Man said:Well at least her neck is better.
I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
Maybe it’s the way she speaks in public? Mother attended an Anglican boarding school in Queensland. She achieved first level pass in Divinity Studies.
I know about Rinehart’s family.
Neophyte said:
party_pants said:
kii said:I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
Thought it was Adelaide people that got stick for sounding posh.
Adelaide is the wider population. In Perth it is just a certain socio-economic subgroup.
fsm said:
Thankfully Gina’s past reproduction age or she’d be America’s Next Top Birth Rate Stimulus Package.
kii said:
party_pants said:
kii said:I hate her false posh voice. My mother would bung that on sometimes. So fake.
It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
Maybe it’s the way she speaks in public? Mother attended an Anglican boarding school in Queensland. She achieved first level pass in Divinity Studies.
I know about Rinehart’s family.
Anglican schools in QLD are not the same as WA. It is a local quirk in Perth.
party_pants said:
kii said:
party_pants said:It is the way she really speaks, it is not fake as such. It’s a Perth thing, kids from wealthy families who went to the posh Anglican private schools were raised to speak like this. It is a sort of social marker. Gina is from the wealthiest Perth family of her time.
Maybe it’s the way she speaks in public? Mother attended an Anglican boarding school in Queensland. She achieved first level pass in Divinity Studies.
I know about Rinehart’s family.
Anglican schools in QLD are not the same as WA. It is a local quirk in Perth.
I just love how people in WA think they’re so fucking special.
Have you ever lived in another Australian state?
kii said:
party_pants said:
kii said:Maybe it’s the way she speaks in public? Mother attended an Anglican boarding school in Queensland. She achieved first level pass in Divinity Studies.
I know about Rinehart’s family.
Anglican schools in QLD are not the same as WA. It is a local quirk in Perth.
I just love how people in WA think they’re so fucking special.
Have you ever lived in another Australian state?
Get over youself.
You expressed a dislike for somebody on such a trivial matter as her accent sounds fake to your ear. I pointed out the fact that this accent is a real thing. You dispute that. When I don’t agree with you and insist that is real you turn to mocking me for how I know this.
I’m not going to play your stupid games. I’d rather spend my time staring at pictures of MAGA babes with big boobs.
fsm said:
That’s the closest Elon can get to a smile.
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
That’s the closest Elon can get to a smile.
…and a smile like a Moreton Bay shark.
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
That’s the closest Elon can get to a smile.
…and a smile like a Moreton Bay shark.
It is a tad nasty.
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
That’s the closest Elon can get to a smile.
…and a smile like a Moreton Bay shark.
But he laughs a lot when he’s going to the bank, probably all the way.
party_pants said:
kii said:
party_pants said:Anglican schools in QLD are not the same as WA. It is a local quirk in Perth.
I just love how people in WA think they’re so fucking special.
Have you ever lived in another Australian state?
Get over youself.
You expressed a dislike for somebody on such a trivial matter as her accent sounds fake to your ear. I pointed out the fact that this accent is a real thing. You dispute that. When I don’t agree with you and insist that is real you turn to mocking me for how I know this.
I’m not going to play your stupid games. I’d rather spend my time staring at pictures of MAGA babes with big boobs.
I said hate her accent, I didn’t say that I dislike her. Yet I do dislike her, because she’s caused a heap of problems in this country.
Yes. The accent is real, but it comes across as fake.
My perception of WAliens? That comes from reading stuff here from various WAliens. The state itself is gorgeous, but I think the isolation from the rest of Australia has fucked up quite a few people.
I’m not playing games.
I do worry that you find shallow idiotic women with fake tits attractive.
Peak Warming Man said:
Bogsnorkler said:
roughbarked said:That’s the closest Elon can get to a smile.
…and a smile like a Moreton Bay shark.
But he laughs a lot when he’s going to the bank, probably all the way.
Money can’t buy you love.
I know I’m one of the youngest here but I feel like I have recent experiences for this to be valid.

Divine Angel said:
I know I’m one of the youngest here but I feel like I have recent experiences for this to be valid.
I’m accident prone ADHD , etc.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
I know I’m one of the youngest here but I feel like I have recent experiences for this to be valid.
I’m accident prone ADHD , etc.
Recently read a study about accident-prone and incoordination being linked to autism. Once met a kid who didn’t know how to jump, and needed to be explicitly taught. Here I was thinking jumping is a natural activity that develops after walking, but not in some kids. Autistic traits are never straightforward.
Divine Angel said:
I know I’m one of the youngest here but I feel like I have recent experiences for this to be valid.
Selfie!


Divine Angel said:
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
I know I’m one of the youngest here but I feel like I have recent experiences for this to be valid.
I’m accident prone ADHD , etc.
Recently read a study about accident-prone and incoordination being linked to autism. Once met a kid who didn’t know how to jump, and needed to be explicitly taught. Here I was thinking jumping is a natural activity that develops after walking, but not in some kids. Autistic traits are never straightforward.
My son is autistic.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
roughbarked said:I’m accident prone ADHD , etc.
Recently read a study about accident-prone and incoordination being linked to autism. Once met a kid who didn’t know how to jump, and needed to be explicitly taught. Here I was thinking jumping is a natural activity that develops after walking, but not in some kids. Autistic traits are never straightforward.
My son is autistic.
but is he twice exceptional
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:Recently read a study about accident-prone and incoordination being linked to autism. Once met a kid who didn’t know how to jump, and needed to be explicitly taught. Here I was thinking jumping is a natural activity that develops after walking, but not in some kids. Autistic traits are never straightforward.
My son is autistic.
but is he twice exceptional
Um yeah.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
My son is autistic.
but is he twice exceptional
Um yeah.
ah but
The term “twice exceptional” has been listed among terms to avoid using for neurodivergent people, possibly because it is a synonym of “special”, itself identified as an ableist term.
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
but is he twice exceptional
Um yeah.
ah but
The term “twice exceptional” has been listed among terms to avoid using for neurodivergent people, possibly because it is a synonym of “special”, itself identified as an ableist term.
Mrs rb seemed upset when our daughter told her she was neurotypical.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
Um yeah.
ah but
The term “twice exceptional” has been listed among terms to avoid using for neurodivergent people, possibly because it is a synonym of “special”, itself identified as an ableist term.
Mrs rb seemed upset when our daughter told her she was neurotypical.
Does your daughter have the necessary qualifications to be making that assessment?
kii said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:ah but
The term “twice exceptional” has been listed among terms to avoid using for neurodivergent people, possibly because it is a synonym of “special”, itself identified as an ableist term.
Mrs rb seemed upset when our daughter told her she was neurotypical.
Does your daughter have the necessary qualifications to be making that assessment?
Are Humans People Too
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Mrs rb seemed upset when our daughter told her she was neurotypical.
Does your daughter have the necessary qualifications to be making that assessment?
Are Humans People Too
Well, everyone else in the family is neurodiverse.
SCIENCE said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Mrs rb seemed upset when our daughter told her she was neurotypical.
Does your daughter have the necessary qualifications to be making that assessment?
Are Humans People Too
Kii has the qualifications to call everybody out.
shrug we guess having lots of experience being bullied also means lots of education on how to perpetuate bullying
SCIENCE said:
shrug we guess having lots of experience being bullied also means lots of education on how to perpetuate bullying
Basically how it works.
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
kii said:Does your daughter have the necessary qualifications to be making that assessment?
Are Humans People Too
Kii has the qualifications to call everybody out.
Lolol….derp.
I have qualifications in human development with a side of psychology. Observing people’s behaviour is one of my skills. When I see repeated crap I take notice, it’s all anecdotal and I would never diagnose a person based on what I observe here.
Unlike one forum member who gave me a “diagnosis” of NPD, despite him having no qualifications relevant to assessing a person’s mental health.
kii said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:Are Humans People Too
Kii has the qualifications to call everybody out.
Lolol….derp.
I have qualifications in human development with a side of psychology. Observing people’s behaviour is one of my skills. When I see repeated crap I take notice, it’s all anecdotal and I would never diagnose a person based on what I observe here.
Unlike one forum member who gave me a “diagnosis” of NPD, despite him having no qualifications relevant to assessing a person’s mental health.
Yet you seen to have no understanding of your own behaviour.
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:
roughbarked said:Kii has the qualifications to call everybody out.
Lolol….derp.
I have qualifications in human development with a side of psychology. Observing people’s behaviour is one of my skills. When I see repeated crap I take notice, it’s all anecdotal and I would never diagnose a person based on what I observe here.
Unlike one forum member who gave me a “diagnosis” of NPD, despite him having no qualifications relevant to assessing a person’s mental health.
Yet you seen to have no understanding of your own behaviour.
Yes, I do. Thanks 😊
kii said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:Lolol….derp.
I have qualifications in human development with a side of psychology. Observing people’s behaviour is one of my skills. When I see repeated crap I take notice, it’s all anecdotal and I would never diagnose a person based on what I observe here.
Unlike one forum member who gave me a “diagnosis” of NPD, despite him having no qualifications relevant to assessing a person’s mental health.
Yet you seen to have no understanding of your own behaviour.
Yes, I do. Thanks 😊
Hah. Yeah right. The trouble is you don’t even realise how toxic you are. Your psych could get a new Mercedes every year.
obviously Nolnah’s razor applies sometimes
kii said:
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
Are Humans People Too
Kii has the qualifications to call everybody out.
Lolol….derp.
I have qualifications in human development with a side of psychology. Observing people’s behaviour is one of my skills. When I see repeated crap I take notice, it’s all anecdotal and I would never diagnose a person based on what I observe here.
Unlike one forum member who gave me a “diagnosis” of NPD, despite him having no qualifications relevant to assessing a person’s mental health.
so qualifications are necessary to assess things
roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:
shrug we guess having lots of experience being bullied also means lots of education on how to perpetuate bullying
Basically how it works.
well we’re ready to learn so we invite the bullies here to pile on at leisure please
SCIENCE said:
obviously Nolnah’s razor applies sometimes
Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice?
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
obviously Nolnah’s razor applies sometimes
Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice?
well they said sometimes so we presume that convolutes with the never part
Witty Rejoinder said:
kii said:
Witty Rejoinder said:Yet you seen to have no understanding of your own behaviour.
Yes, I do. Thanks 😊
Hah. Yeah right. The trouble is you don’t even realise how toxic you are. Your psych could get a new Mercedes every year.
That’s very specific. Is it a fantasy of yours?
LOL
SCIENCE said:
LOL
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

fsm said:
LOL



Divine Angel said:
Place here called Dogswamp.
Honestly, I respect them for resisting the urge to gentrify the name.
Well, fuck this. The boys’ club in action again. Totally predictable.

roughbarked said:
SCIENCE said:shrug we guess having lots of experience being bullied also means lots of education on how to perpetuate bullying
Basically how it works.
Finland did some interesting research on bullying. The first year they tried engaging with the bully and bullied. The following next year the research showed no changes. So they then focused on those witnesses. Research showed once the bystanders engaged the bullying decreased.
kii said:
Well, fuck this. The boys’ club in action again. Totally predictable.
What are you going on about now?
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
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Place here called Dogswamp.
Honestly, I respect them for resisting the urge to gentrify the name.
I’m fairly sure they changed the name.
Kingy said:
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
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Place here called Dogswamp.
Honestly, I respect them for resisting the urge to gentrify the name.
I’m fairly sure they changed the name.
I mean I was there on Saturday… it’s still called that
What is wrong human, I will save you.

Tau.Neutrino said:
What is wrong human, I will save you.
IIRC Juliet ended up dragging Romeo off to stage right

Divine Angel said:
is ivermectin an essential oil these days
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
is ivermectin an essential oil these days

Divine Angel said:
Ha!
kii said:
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
is ivermectin an essential oil these days
nice
Spotted at Aldi. I believe this solves the name issue once and for all

SCIENCE said:
kii said:
SCIENCE said:
is ivermectin an essential oil these days
nice
+1

fsm said:
Too much the magic bus.
fsm said:
:)
Michael V said:
fsm said:
:)
Still not cheap enough. Not buying it.



Bogsnorkler said:
ah a morning coffee statement
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
ah a morning coffee statement
I think it would be better if it were the caption of a garfield poster


Bogsnorkler said:
truth be told they’re really using argentum

The land of the freee.
Spiny Norman said:
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The land of the freee.
Before I start laughing, is there actually severe weather in Washington DC?
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
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The land of the freee.
Before I start laughing, is there actually severe weather in Washington DC?
There were severe thunderstorms…about 200 miles away.

I couldn’t help adding the ‘d’ for laffs.
(Just on the image, not on the info card)
Neophyte said:
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
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The land of the freee.
Before I start laughing, is there actually severe weather in Washington DC?
There were severe thunderstorms…about 200 miles away.
Well, you can never be too careful what with the reflecting pool attracting lightning and all.
Bogsnorkler said:
LOL

Divine Angel said:
I’m more concerned with the spelling of Lachlan.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m more concerned with the spelling of Lachlan.
For sure, pretty much guaranteed to become a criminal.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m more concerned with the spelling of Lachlan.
Isn’t that the bogan female version of Lachlan?
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m more concerned with the spelling of Lachlan.
Isn’t that the bogan female version of Lachlan?
The post I found it on said it was for a nephew.
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:I’m more concerned with the spelling of Lachlan.
Isn’t that the bogan female version of Lachlan?
The post I found it on said it was for a nephew.
Reminds me of the the song:
“A Boy named Sue”
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Isn’t that the bogan female version of Lachlan?
The post I found it on said it was for a nephew.
Reminds me of the the song:
“A Boy named Sue”
surely it’s Loughlynne

I’m definitely going to use “goblins and ghouls” for the preps, but only because they won’t understand “featherless bipeds” which I’ll save for my next Zoom meeting or P&C email.

Divine Angel said:
I’m definitely going to use “goblins and ghouls” for the preps, but only because they won’t understand “featherless bipeds” which I’ll save for my next Zoom meeting or P&C email.
just call them juvenile Homos
Divine Angel said:
I’m definitely going to use “goblins and ghouls” for the preps, but only because they won’t understand “featherless bipeds” which I’ll save for my next Zoom meeting or P&C email.
Featherless bipeds?
How PC.
Just call them dinosaurs.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m definitely going to use “goblins and ghouls” for the preps, but only because they won’t understand “featherless bipeds” which I’ll save for my next Zoom meeting or P&C email.
Featherless bipeds?
How PC.
Just call them dinosaurs.
They’re akin to velociraptors, honestly. A moment of weakness and they’ll rip you to shreds.

Woodie said:
:)
Woodie said:
I hope we don’t end up like America with 77,302,580 Trump voters.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Woodie said:
I hope we don’t end up like America with 77,302,580 Trump voters.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Woodie said:
I hope we don’t end up like America with 77,302,580 Trump voters.
No chance of that.

AI no doubt, but a wee bit amusing.

And don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out!

For Kingy. :)
Spiny Norman said:
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For Kingy. :)
Yeah could have been worse.
Spiny Norman said:
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For Kingy. :)
How



Spiny Norman said:
Heh.
Spiny Norman said:
No…surely not.
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
No…surely not.
Made by a Trump voter?


Bogsnorkler said:
Just finished work and brigade stuff and this is the first post I click on?
Damn you Mr Snorkler, now I have to clean my keyboard too.
Kingy said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Just finished work and brigade stuff and this is the first post I click on?
Damn you Mr Snorkler, now I have to clean my keyboard too.
He sneaks up on you like that.

I don’t drink wine

Witty Rejoinder said:
LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
ms spock said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Witty Rejoinder said:
ms spock said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Hmm, don’t know about the “edgy” bit.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
ms spock said:LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Hmm, don’t know about the “edgy” bit.
probably satirical. highlighting racial stereotypes believed by white type people.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
ms spock said:LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Hmm, don’t know about the “edgy” bit.
It’s not racist if it’s a joke bro.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
ms spock said:LOL
Are they trolling?
Are they really that dumb?
I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Hmm, don’t know about the “edgy” bit.
More like blatant.
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Witty Rejoinder said:I dunno. I think it’s just edgy right-wing humour.
Hmm, don’t know about the “edgy” bit.
probably satirical. highlighting racial stereotypes believed by white type people.
Hard to tell these days :)
On a more happy new note, on my Quora reading this morning I read a piece that started off sounding run-of-the-mill conspiracy nutter stuff, but ended up being unquestionably a bit of satire, so that makes a change.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Hard to tell these days :)
I always look for the good in people.
😇
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Hard to tell these days :)
I always look for the good in people.
😇
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Hard to tell these days :)
I always look for the good in people.
😇
:)
Hardest thing is keeping a straight face when I come out with this tripe.
🤡
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Hard to tell these days :)
I always look for the good in people.
😇
:)
Always look at the brian side of life.
Good to know

Divine Angel said:
Good to know
But, but, but, Hitler did have minions. Lots of minions.
They rounded up people he didn’t like. Some minions incarcerated them. Some starved them. Some stole their possessions. Some even put them to death.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Good to know
But, but, but, Hitler did have minions. Lots of minions.
They rounded up people he didn’t like. Some minions incarcerated them. Some starved them. Some stole their possessions. Some even put them to death.
Yeah but not these minions.
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Good to know
But, but, but, Hitler did have minions. Lots of minions.
They rounded up people he didn’t like. Some minions incarcerated them. Some starved them. Some stole their possessions. Some even put them to death.
Yeah but not these minions.
Its because they dated back centuries isn’t it
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:But, but, but, Hitler did have minions. Lots of minions.
They rounded up people he didn’t like. Some minions incarcerated them. Some starved them. Some stole their possessions. Some even put them to death.
Yeah but not these minions.
Its because they dated back centuries isn’t it
Yes, it’s canon that these minions worked with Pharaohs.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Good to know
But, but, but, Hitler did have minions. Lots of minions.
They rounded up people he didn’t like. Some minions incarcerated them. Some starved them. Some stole their possessions. Some even put them to death.
I don’t know where I read it, but apparently if one person resists or won’t look the other way. That the system starts to fall apart. I was fascinated to read about this.
Truth telling also details the train.

The Rev Dodgson said:
god is what you call a measurement you can make without interaction
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
god is what you call a measurement you can make without interaction
OK, in that case, where is it and how fast is it going?
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
god is what you call a measurement you can make without interaction
OK, in that case, where is it and how fast is it going?
exactly, it’s everywhere all at once, see
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:god is what you call a measurement you can make without interaction
OK, in that case, where is it and how fast is it going?
exactly, it’s everywhere all at once, see
Ah, like the aether then?
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:OK, in that case, where is it and how fast is it going?
exactly, it’s everywhere all at once, see
Ah, like the aether then?
(Peter Cook mode)
Could well be nestling in your trousers
(Peter Cook mode off)
Neophyte said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:exactly, it’s everywhere all at once, see
Ah, like the aether then?
(Peter Cook mode)
Could well be nestling in your trousers
(Peter Cook mode off)
isn’t that what Zeus the god does
but yes exactly like aether
Divine Angel said:
Good to know


Bogsnorkler said:
I post mainstream normie memes
Spiny Norman said:
:)
dv said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I post mainstream normie memes
Perhaps the audience isn’t mainstream?





Divine Angel said:
and hey presto they blink and they miss it


Bloopers from Silence of the Lambs (including Hopkins as Rocky).



Spiny Norman said:
lol
Spiny Norman said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
Spiny Norman said:
Ha!
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
What3words is a proprietary geocode system designed to identify any location on the surface of Earth with a resolution of approximately 3 metres (9.8 ft).
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
Incontinentia Buttocks
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
What3words is a proprietary geocode system designed to identify any location on the surface of Earth with a resolution of approximately 3 metres (9.8 ft).
I’ve heard of that :)
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
Incontinentia Buttocks
OK Biggus, no need to wave it around.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
That’s probably the only film I’d know exactly what two words they were referring to :)
What3words is a proprietary geocode system designed to identify any location on the surface of Earth with a resolution of approximately 3 metres (9.8 ft).
I’ve heard of that :)
One of those things that never really took off. I recall trying to memorise the 3 words for my house, but damned if I can remember them now.

Spiny Norman said:
They’re a handsome lot. not.
Spiny Norman said:
Oh no!
Anyway…


Scarfolk Tourism Bureau ·
Keith Gorman
PUBLIC NOTICE: Local Ne’er Do Well to wear Pants of Shame
Pervais’ O’Mcgillicutty of Bile Township., having been duly convicted
of numerous petty crimes and of being generally repulsive, will be
paraded through town square tomorrow at 13AM in accordance
with Scarfolk’s strict humiliation policy.

fsm said:
I’m glad they specified they’re frozen ice.
fsm said:
Frozen ice cubes are the best!
The Algae Bloom: A Kermit Ballad for today’s nuttiness.
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
I’m glad they specified they’re frozen ice.
The unfrozen oones don’t sell so well.
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
I’m glad they specified they’re frozen ice.
The unfrozen oones don’t sell so well.
Bottled unfrozen ice sells pretty well, especially when there’s a natural disaster warning or on hot days.
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
I’m glad they specified they’re frozen ice.
You two are incredibly naive. Doncha know that meth is now sold at Aldi for $4.99 a kilo? Good, different.
Divine Angel said:
roughbarked said:
Divine Angel said:I’m glad they specified they’re frozen ice.
The unfrozen oones don’t sell so well.
Bottled unfrozen ice sells pretty well, especially when there’s a natural disaster warning or on hot days.
indubitably.

we never
Somewhere between Gonzo and Swedish Chef


John Oliver on the Colorado Primary.

Divine Angel said:
well that’s just weird :)
Divine Angel said:
this guy is always doing weird stuff with his nipples.
JudgeMental said:
Divine Angel said:
this guy is always doing weird stuff with his nipples.
It’s why guys have nipples

A bit dangerous doing this in the US I would have thought.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DailyDoseStupidity/comments/1und1ld/the_audacity_of_some_people/
A bit funny though.
Kingy said:
Lol



Spiny Norman said:
You don’t want all those demons running around.
Spiny Norman said:
this should be in the religion thread.

Kingy said:
🤔

Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
this should be in the religion thread.
So it should!

Divine Angel said:
damn those oldest continuous civilisations
Divine Angel said:
hmmm
China has been around in some form since about 2000 BCE

My home was invaded by a Siri-powered humanoid robot claiming it was summoned.
JudgeMental said:
Got one for knees?
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
Got one for knees?
https://www.sciencealert.com/a-new-non-surgical-procedure-provides-lasting-relief-for-knee-pain
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
Got one for knees?
https://www.sciencealert.com/a-new-non-surgical-procedure-provides-lasting-relief-for-knee-pain
Thankfully, I don’t normally get knee pain, but there is audible grinding when using stairs. (This house is double storey; I only use the stairs for my evening shower as there’s no shower downstairs.)
Divine Angel said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:Got one for knees?
https://www.sciencealert.com/a-new-non-surgical-procedure-provides-lasting-relief-for-knee-pain
Thankfully, I don’t normally get knee pain, but there is audible grinding when using stairs. (This house is double storey; I only use the stairs for my evening shower as there’s no shower downstairs.)
Mrs V had that grinding noise for at least 20 years before it started affecting her gait. She said it didn’t hurt, but it must have, really. She now has a new titanium knee.
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home

Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
successfully though we wish those fascists would hurry up being successful deporting themselves to Mars with all their spending
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
Matt
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
successfully though we wish those fascists would hurry up being successful deporting themselves to Mars with all their spending
Mars is more of commie planet being red
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
Next movie, lets send Matt Damon away.
Cost
One way bus ticket to anywhere in the continental United States
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
Next movie, lets send Matt Damon away.
Cost
One way bus ticket to anywhere in the continental United States
Nah man, he’s got a place in Byron Bay near his mate Chris Hemsworth
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
Matt
Damon!
Cymek said:
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
Next movie, lets send Matt Damon away.
Cost
One way bus ticket to anywhere in the continental United States
Can’t do that to the lust of DA’s life!
That’s not on!

Cymek said:
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
Related: all the money spent trying to bring Matt Damon home
successfully though we wish those fascists would hurry up being successful deporting themselves to Mars with all their spending
Mars is more of commie planet being red
so Australians belong on Neptune then


Divine Angel said:
LOL
There’s photo bombing, and there’s photo bombing…

Neophyte said:
There’s photo bombing, and there’s photo bombing…
This seagull stole my remaining chips in Bunbury 2010. Every chip in that photo was taken in one mouthful. There were 3 of them.

kii said:
Neophyte said:
There’s photo bombing, and there’s photo bombing…
This seagull stole my remaining chips in Bunbury 2010. Every chip in that photo was taken in one mouthful. There were 3 of them.
Spocky tells a rather amusing story like that – She was eating chips and found the longest one she’d ever seen in her life. She held it up so her friends could see it and as she did that, a seagull came down, gulped it up in one bite then flew off.
Spiny Norman said:
kii said:
Neophyte said:
There’s photo bombing, and there’s photo bombing…
This seagull stole my remaining chips in Bunbury 2010. Every chip in that photo was taken in one mouthful. There were 3 of them.
Spocky tells a rather amusing story like that – She was eating chips and found the longest one she’d ever seen in her life. She held it up so her friends could see it and as she did that, a seagull came down, gulped it up in one bite then flew off.
They are such opportunistic critters.
Hunters of the potato chip.
Divine Angel said:
What is the word above “at”? The font, colour, size and background makes it unreadable for me.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
What is the word above “at”? The font, colour, size and background makes it unreadable for me.
Weekend. From this film:

Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
What is the word above “at”? The font, colour, size and background makes it unreadable for me.
Weekend, it’s a parody of a movie called Weekend at Bernie’s…
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
What is the word above “at”? The font, colour, size and background makes it unreadable for me.
Weekend. From this film:
Thank you.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Take that Belgium!

President Trump explains how the great nation of the United States was founded… ish.

Damn! The secret is out, run for the hills!

IYKYK,
Spiny Norman said:
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Damn! The secret is out, run for the hills!
Sometimes you want to summon satin, because silk won’t stitch the same.
Spiny Norman said:
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IYKYK,
Bobby I got propane in my urethra.

Spiny Norman said:
Heh.



A bit of a funny from the USSR’s probe mission to the Moon in 1968.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ktBq5G1Wotw
It apparently caused quite a stir. :)

Spiny Norman said:
FWIW the reason for this is that the rocket has to be moving at about 42 km/sec to escape the Sun’s gravity and leave the solar system. Earth is already moving at about 30 km/sec so you only need an additional 12 km/sec boost to get there.
So to hit the Sun you need to cancel out that 30 km/sec which is is of course about 2.5 times as much energy needed.
Spiny Norman said:
Ha!

Looks perfectly safe.



My Temu cyber truck arrived today

got it to replace my Eschermobile.

JudgeMental said:
A loafer. :)
JudgeMental said:
My Temu cyber truck arrived today
:Looks more Jerry built than China.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
A loafer. :)
couch. potato.
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
A loafer. :)
couch. potato.
Thought of that after I posted. Too late.
JudgeMental said:
Ha

Spiny Norman said:
:)
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
so they’re not listening
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
so they’re not listening
ISWYDT





Kingy said:
Tell the children. There’ll be no hospital
Do we have an AI thread.
Not in the index.
Here will do:



The Rev Dodgson said:
Do we have an AI thread.
can’t speak for all the other bots but we’ve been using the genericised TPGtahC thread
The Rev Dodgson said:
Do we have an AI thread.Not in the index.
Here will do:
Chat GPT thread ———->
The Rev Dodgson said:
Do we have an AI thread.Not in the index.
Here will do:
:)
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Do we have an AI thread.Not in the index.
Here will do:
Chat GPT thread ———->
but … but I really can’t believe they aren’t memes :)
Yeah, that’s what it is. A “sock” resizer

JudgeMental said:
Yeah, that’s what it is. A “sock” resizer
we think someone accidentally fell on one that’s what happened

Not sure what to make of this personal water sport device.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TechnologyLabs/comments/1uv5mrq/stupid_or_dope/
The dog can’t quite figure out where to drop the ball so it doesn’t roll back into the pond.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1uv3vp2/come_on_not_again/
They forgot something when they hit the water in their boat.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsTowingThings/comments/1uv9dd9/how_do_you_even_get_to_this_point/


I don’t know if this is a joke or not. Too difficult to tell these days.
Spiny Norman said:
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I don’t know if this is a joke or not. Too difficult to tell these days.
They have a real hang-up about the Confederate flag.
I suppose it does sum up a number of nasty views and opinions

Spiny Norman said:
:)


alleged

Divine Angel said:
That’s disturbing: my God look at her man-hands!
Divine Angel said:
Shopped.

Spiny Norman said:
ha!
nice one
Spiny Norman said:
And crushed very quickly in 1 thousands of a second, so no time to think or react.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
And crushed very quickly in 1 thousands of a second, so no time to think or react.
Good way to get rid of billionaires very quickly, leaving no biological matter, gone.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
And crushed very quickly in 1 thousands of a second, so no time to think or react.
Good way to get rid of billionaires very quickly, leaving no biological matter, gone.
Probably the most cleanest way too.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
And crushed very quickly in 1 thousands of a second, so no time to think or react.
Good way to get rid of billionaires very quickly, leaving no biological matter, gone.
Should have been Elon Musk, Facebook and Amazon Man.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
And crushed very quickly in 1 thousands of a second, so no time to think or react.
Turn them all into soft drink.

Old mate is looking better every day.
Spiny Norman said:
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Old mate is looking better every day.
Borrowed Poo-tin’s body?
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Old mate is looking better every day.
Borrowed Poo-tin’s body?
ride them horse
Spiny Norman said:
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Old mate is looking better every day.
Shopped.
Peak Warming Man said:
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Old mate is looking better every day.
Shopped.
Noooooooooooooo!!!!
Quite unsurprising. He has the intellectual power of an ant.
Spiny Norman said:
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Quite unsurprising. He has the intellectual power of an ant.
Fellow seems quite disturbed.
T’Pol “I’d like a promotion”.
Nyota Uhura “You realise if we are to be promoted, our skirts will have to go higher”.
Seven of Nine “I’m complaining to starfleet about this shit”.

Tau.Neutrino said:
T’Pol “I’d like a promotion”.
Nyota Uhura “You realise if we are to be promoted, our skirts will have to go higher”.
Seven of Nine “I’m complaining to starfleet about this shit”.
7 of 9 Jeri Ryan apparently passed out because her costume was too tight.
ms spock said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
T’Pol “I’d like a promotion”.
Nyota Uhura “You realise if we are to be promoted, our skirts will have to go higher”.
Seven of Nine “I’m complaining to starfleet about this shit”.
7 of 9 Jeri Ryan apparently passed out because her costume was too tight.
T’Pol appeared naked on a few occasions when she and Trip were an item
T’Pol “I’d still like a promotion”.
Uhura “Its cold in space and our skirts will be shorter”.
Seven of Nine “I will kick the admirals arse for this.”.

Tau.Neutrino said:
T’Pol “I’d still like a promotion”.
Uhura “Its cold in space and our skirts will be shorter”.
Seven of Nine “I will kick the admirals arse for this.”.
what, again
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
T’Pol “I’d still like a promotion”.
Uhura “Its cold in space and our skirts will be shorter”.
Seven of Nine “I will kick the admirals arse for this.”.
what, again
Three different times.
Tau.Neutrino said:
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
T’Pol “I’d still like a promotion”.
Uhura “Its cold in space and our skirts will be shorter”.
Seven of Nine “I will kick the admirals arse for this.”.
what, again
Three different times.
Pol lived during the mid-22nd century.
Nyota Uhura served in Starfleet primarily during the mid-23rd century.
Seven of Nine lived during the late 24th century.

Spiny Norman said:
!yuigk!Old mate is looking better every day.

Divine Angel said:
LOLs
:)
Divine Angel said:
BUT the moon has a far side and Australia doesn’t.
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
BUT the moon has a far side and Australia doesn’t.
… or at least people don’t talk about it in public.
To my knowledge a census has never been undertaken on the moon so how can they be really sure the population is zero? 🤔
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
BUT the moon has a far side and Australia doesn’t.
Australia doesn’t exist.
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
BUT the moon has a far side and Australia doesn’t.
Used to, on the comics page.

Spiny Norman said:
…and your maternal grandmother’s best friend’s third cousin’s hat size (metric).
Spiny Norman said:
Damn, I only know Fermat’s penultimate theorem.
Spiny Norman said:
There’s no solution as such to Fermat’s last theorem; it simply states that there’s no n such that an = bn + cn. It was proved in 1995.


fsm said:
Shopped.

JudgeMental said:
what if you’re just a natural killer what then
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Shopped.
Classic! 😂

ms spock said:
Peak Warming Man said:
fsm said:
Shopped.
Classic! 😂
Yes, a worthy lololol 😹
Ian said:
AI straitjacket (they are not done up that way)…
But I wish it were true
kii said:
ms spock said:
Peak Warming Man said:Shopped.
Classic! 😂
Yes, a worthy lololol 😹
here’s another war that he ended:

captain_spalding said:
kii said:
ms spock said:Classic! 😂
Yes, a worthy lololol 😹
here’s another war that he ended:
I remember when Trump turned off his Targeting computer and used the force.
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
ms spock said:Classic! 😂
Yes, a worthy lololol 😹
here’s another war that he ended:
He’s so creepy.

Woodie said:
My 1st week at the bookstore a customer asked me for a copy of How to Kill a Mockingbird.
I was so nervous that I actually looked that title up on the computer. It doesn’t exist…
Woodie said:
😂😂 🐦 😂 😂

Spiny Norman said:
LOLOL
Spiny Norman said:
At least he didn’t spill the beer.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
At least he didn’t spill the beer.
I wonder how many people could crash into a footpath obstacle, fall over backwards, and stay on the phone all at the same time.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
At least he didn’t spill the beer.
I wonder how many people could crash into a footpath obstacle, fall over backwards, and stay on the phone all at the same time.
Barnaby Joyce?


dv said:
Where did the silly helmets come from?
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:At least he didn’t spill the beer.
I wonder how many people could crash into a footpath obstacle, fall over backwards, and stay on the phone all at the same time.
Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:I wonder how many people could crash into a footpath obstacle, fall over backwards, and stay on the phone all at the same time.
Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
He managed to keep his phone in his hand.
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:I wonder how many people could crash into a footpath obstacle, fall over backwards, and stay on the phone all at the same time.
Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
A super power?
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
He managed to keep his phone in his hand.
Judges have taken points off for crashing into the footpath obstacle which should have been avoided.
The judges would have been impressed if he crashed into nothing and fell over backwards holding his phone.
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
He managed to keep his phone in his hand.
I wonder if he felt the gravity of the situation?
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:Barnaby Joyce?
Has he mastered the art of staying drunk and staying focused?
He managed to keep his phone in his hand.
I’d like to see him try again.
Jimmy Carr being amusing, as usual.

Getting to the point that I need a thread for my Odyssey content

What a great day

dv said:
I’m a bit slow this morning.
Took me a minute to get that.
I doubt I would have even made 1st runner up.


Spiny Norman said:
Apart from the obvious, why do they use the old-fashion handset for a phone?


Tau.Neutrino said:
The sneer of gold command.
Tau.Neutrino said:
:)

Divine Angel said:
Trump looks like he’s about to cry.

Spiny Norman said:
The big ones that are as big as the small ones are always the trickiest.


How to play noughts and crosses with a car simulator.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeamNG/comments/1v67×72/first_time_animating_in_beamng/

Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
The big ones that are as big as the small ones are always the trickiest.
Yes, you never know what they’ll get up to.
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
The big ones that are as big as the small ones are always the trickiest.
Yes, you never know what they’ll get up to.
They rock around mostly.
Tau.Neutrino said:
roughbarked said:
Bubblecar said:The big ones that are as big as the small ones are always the trickiest.
Yes, you never know what they’ll get up to.
They rock around mostly.
around the clock?






The Bell Tower Times
“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
Guess you had to be there
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
On Saturday a car was in the lane to merge onto the Bruce highway. It did not merge, decided to stop and wait for a gap in the traffic instead.
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
Yeah, always add some time onto your estimated travel time. Now and again you’ll jag a good run.
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
On Saturday a car was in the lane to merge onto the Bruce highway. It did not merge, decided to stop and wait for a gap in the traffic instead.
Don’t you hate it when they do that!
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
On Saturday a car was in the lane to merge onto the Bruce highway. It did not merge, decided to stop and wait for a gap in the traffic instead.
Don’t you hate it when they do that!
Only if I’m behind them
Divine Angel said:
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
On Saturday a car was in the lane to merge onto the Bruce highway. It did not merge, decided to stop and wait for a gap in the traffic instead.
probably a Perth driver in disguise
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:
Divine Angel said:Guess you had to be there
Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
Yeah, always add some time onto your estimated travel time. Now and again you’ll jag a good run.

Divine Angel said:
One of these is not like the others…
Divine Angel said:
Sidney Poitier not there.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Divine Angel said:
One of these is not like the others…
Slap the rock could be made into a song.
Peak Warming Man said:
Divine Angel said:
Sidney Poitier not there.
PWM has gone full retard.
Witty Rejoinder said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
Yeah, always add some time onto your estimated travel time. Now and again you’ll jag a good run.
Do Perth freeways have traffic lights on the onramps to get busy traffic to queue there and prevent too much traffic entering a busy freeway?
some do. it is a fairly new thing here.
Witty Rejoinder said:
JudgeMental said:
Arts said:Perth drivers are notorious for not knowing how to merge properly…
The Kwinana freeway has had extensive upgrades, lane adds, diversion roads, smart freeway design and it’s still a fucking shit show during ‘peak’ times (between 5am and 11pm)
The Bell tower times is satire. (but often aligns very close to reality)
Yeah, always add some time onto your estimated travel time. Now and again you’ll jag a good run.
Do Perth freeways have traffic lights on the onramps to get busy traffic to queue there and prevent too much traffic entering a busy freeway?
yep.. and by at least one report they are really shitty for people closer to the city. The freeway builds up further down the line away from the city, so people sitting on the oneramps closer to the city are delayed more, since the smart freeway detects higher volume of cars by that time… delayed longer between the lights…
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Divine Angel said:
Sidney Poitier not there.
PWM has gone full retard.
dude…
Arts said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Peak Warming Man said:Sidney Poitier not there.
PWM has gone full retard.
dude…

JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
The traffic jams on Kwinana Freeway are simply the lack of ability for the roads in Perth CBD to accept the amount of traffic being fed into them. Widening the freeway carpark just makes it a wider carpark.
Fix the traffic jams in the CBD and they might have a chance to just drive to work.
Although merging generally is a debacle in this city, I think the worst place for it is right here:

Four lanes of the Mitchell Fwy south bound are joined by two on-ramp lanes, and without much ceremony the six become five, A lot of people on the west will be trying to cross to the east to exit for the city or Mounts Bay Rd, and a lot of people on the east who just on-ramped will be crossing to the west to continue south on the Kwinana Fwy. Hilarious.
Kingy said:
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
The traffic jams on Kwinana Freeway are simply the lack of ability for the roads in Perth CBD to accept the amount of traffic being fed into them. Widening the
freewaycarpark just makes it a wider carpark.Fix the traffic jams in the CBD and they might have a chance to just drive to work.
the jams occur well out of the CBD and only last a few Km, then it seems to free up. seems to be just two or three entrances that are the problem. going alongside the river is usually crowded but moves pretty well.
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.
There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front. This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.
Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
dv said:
Although merging generally is a debacle in this city, I think the worst place for it is right here:
Four lanes of the Mitchell Fwy south bound are joined by two on-ramp lanes, and without much ceremony the six become five, A lot of people on the west will be trying to cross to the east to exit for the city or Mounts Bay Rd, and a lot of people on the east who just on-ramped will be crossing to the west to continue south on the Kwinana Fwy. Hilarious.
another is heading over the Narrows bridge going south.
JudgeMental said:
“real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
sorry we don’t understand if the traffic is unstoppable then how does it get congested
JudgeMental said:
Kingy said:
JudgeMental said:
The Bell Tower Times“Not on our watch”, SOR defiantly declares, telling WA that they can throw as many extra lanes as they want at the Kwinana but it won’t make any difference as their inability to merge grows in power.
The long-awaited Kwinana Freeway widening project is set to begin next year, giving SOR drivers a fair amount of time to hone their impressive arterial road-clogging skills.
The SOR driving community has the utmost faith in their ability to make nearly any improvements to the Freeway completely useless.
A spokesperson told The Times,
“Infrastructure is simply one part of the puzzle, real congestion comes from the will of the Perth driver mentality, truly unstoppable”
The traffic jams on Kwinana Freeway are simply the lack of ability for the roads in Perth CBD to accept the amount of traffic being fed into them. Widening the
freewaycarpark just makes it a wider carpark.Fix the traffic jams in the CBD and they might have a chance to just drive to work.
the jams occur well out of the CBD and only last a few Km, then it seems to free up. seems to be just two or three entrances that are the problem. going alongside the river is usually crowded but moves pretty well.
Motorbike FTW.
(Unless it’s raining)
Spiny Norman said:
JudgeMental said:
Kingy said:The traffic jams on Kwinana Freeway are simply the lack of ability for the roads in Perth CBD to accept the amount of traffic being fed into them. Widening the
freewaycarpark just makes it a wider carpark.Fix the traffic jams in the CBD and they might have a chance to just drive to work.
the jams occur well out of the CBD and only last a few Km, then it seems to free up. seems to be just two or three entrances that are the problem. going alongside the river is usually crowded but moves pretty well.
Motorbike FTW.
(Unless it’s raining)
Yep, always move over for bikers to get through.
party_pants said:
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front.
This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
I didn’t word that very well:
“This distance is measured in time not distance.” should be “This gap is measured in time not distance.”
party_pants said:
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front. This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.
Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
Ok, I very rarely have to drive in Perth so feel free to disregard my input here, but it appears to me that there is a perfectly good freeway, and the problem seems to be the people that can’t leave the freeway to find somewhere to park. They back up as the people in front of them also can’t find somewhere to park. The traffic lights stop the traffic from moving, and then the traffic backs up, and people can’t merge onto an already packed freeway with no way off.
Perth CBD needs more than two incoming freeways. Split them into different heights, feed them directly into different height car parks. Use 3D chess here.
Kingy said:
party_pants said:
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front. This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.
Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
Ok, I very rarely have to drive in Perth so feel free to disregard my input here, but it appears to me that there is a perfectly good freeway, and the problem seems to be the people that can’t leave the freeway to find somewhere to park. They back up as the people in front of them also can’t find somewhere to park. The traffic lights stop the traffic from moving, and then the traffic backs up, and people can’t merge onto an already packed freeway with no way off.
Perth CBD needs more than two incoming freeways. Split them into different heights, feed them directly into different height car parks. Use 3D chess here.
This is a problem, but is limited to that local area. I can’t speak for the northern Mitchell part of it, but the southern Kwinana portion of it has traffic jams all the way down to Baldivis at the exit and merger points. not always in the same place, but at any one of these points at any given time. Even on a Sunday afternoon.

A thoughtful lady taking her fish for a walk.
party_pants said:
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front. This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.
Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
I mean a solution is to build a metro so great that hardly anyone bothers to drive.
Spiny Norman said:
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A thoughtful lady taking her fish for a walk.
Jousting

dv said:
party_pants said:
The Freeway congestion problem is essentially unsolvable.There is a physical limit to the number of cars a lane can carry where each car has a safe reaction-braking time to avoid collision with the car in front. This distance is measured in time not distance. Have too many cars in the lane to maintain the reaction-braking time at the speed limit, then people will naturally slow down to maintain their safe gap.
Merging is not the problem. Seamless merging can only happen when both lanes are at less than half capacity. If the output of the merger is more cars than the physical limit then people will slow down to avoid hitting each other. This slowing down cascades backwards until some people come to a complete halt. There is no amount of training or driver education that will solve the problem of too many cars.
The solutions seems to be to add more lanes. But then you get the problem of induced demand. Whatever free capacity the new lanes add will be quickly taken up by new drivers joining the route.
The other alternative is to build a network of freeways giving a greater choice of routes instead of the one continuous north-south corridor. But this costs too much money and requires acquiring land. The cost and politics are prohibitive.
So therefore I say the problem is essentially unsolvable,
I mean a solution is to build a metro so great that hardly anyone bothers to drive.
Agree. But that is a real challenge in spread-out urban sprawl like Perth. There needs to be a major re-think of routes to connect residential to industrial areas (where people live to where they work). Right now it only connects residential areas to retail and commercial centres. Fewer and fewer people work in the CBD, which is where most of the transit network goes.


Divine Angel said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
Awww.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
It fits with the concept of the roads being a monument to the motor car.

JudgeMental said:


satire parody page
JudgeMental said:
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satire parody page
Piss-easy to hit fours and sixes on that wicket.
JudgeMental said:
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satire parody page
And Jimmy would be able to go to sleep in his own little room again.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
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satire parody page
And Jimmy would be able to go to sleep in his own little room again.
with his Teddy of course.
JudgeMental said:
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satire parody page
I had a red pedal car much like that one.
JudgeMental said:
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
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satire parody page
And Jimmy would be able to go to sleep in his own little room again.
with his Teddy of course.
or the priest

Bloke seems keen on donating to the Red Cross.
Spiny Norman said:
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Bloke seems keen on donating to the Red Cross.
I liked the first comment on that thread: “damn, my card’s only got $6 billion on it, can I pay the rest in cash?”
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Bloke seems keen on donating to the Red Cross.
I liked the first comment on that thread: “damn, my card’s only got $6 billion on it, can I pay the rest in cash?”
well can they

I’ve misplaced my Allen key, if you trip over it let me know where it is please!
Spiny Norman said:
Chortle

Lol.:)

Okay.
The Donald Trump lawnmower.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus/comments/1vaxsrk/bing_bing_bing/
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1GrLe6erSb/
Grangers
Spiny Norman said:
The Donald Trump lawnmower.https://www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus/comments/1vaxsrk/bing_bing_bing/
LOL
Spiny Norman said:
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Okay.
So, you can do one or there other. Just not both at the same time…
furious said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Okay.
So, you can do one or there other. Just not both at the same time…
Quite reasonable, too.
furious said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Okay.
So, you can do one or there other. Just not both at the same time…
Saved me a post :)
Damn, just wasted it.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTksMbMrDK/?igsh=MWJuc2xuemI0Z3d5dg==
Same
dv said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTksMbMrDK/?igsh=MWJuc2xuemI0Z3d5dg==Same
LOL

Michael V said:
dv said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTksMbMrDK/?igsh=MWJuc2xuemI0Z3d5dg==Same
LOL
Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.

Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTksMbMrDK/?igsh=MWJuc2xuemI0Z3d5dg==Same
LOL
Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.
Really?
Not here.
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:LOL
Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.
Really?
Not here.
I was logging in fine for years, but suddenly they want my face.
Don’t know what happened.
dv said:
:)
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.
Really?
Not here.
I was logging in fine for years, but suddenly they want my face.
Don’t know what happened.
What happened? Umm, the government’s draconian social media laws? Although, I don’t have Instagram, I just clicked open in browser, and saw the video. You are not missing out on much…
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
Bubblecar said:Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.
Really?
Not here.
I was logging in fine for years, but suddenly they want my face.
Don’t know what happened.
I don’t log in. I hit the X (exit) button on the request to log in and watch the video. Simples.

furious said:
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:Really?
Not here.
I was logging in fine for years, but suddenly they want my face.
Don’t know what happened.
What happened? Umm, the government’s draconian social media laws? Although, I don’t have Instagram, I just clicked open in browser, and saw the video. You are not missing out on much…
never heard of any such law
Spiny Norman said:
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Lol.:)
This needs to be a T-shirt!
🖖🏽🖖🏽🖖🏽
Bubblecar said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTksMbMrDK/?igsh=MWJuc2xuemI0Z3d5dg==Same
LOL
Instagram won’t let me visit them without uploading a selfie, which I’m not going to do.
You could draw eyes and a mouth and stick them over your actual eyes and mouth?
Wear a cap?




Spiny Norman said:
I’m guessing the 6% need to improve their observation skills.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
I’m guessing the 6% need to improve their observation skills.
But difficult to fix because their observation skills are impaired in some way.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
I’m guessing the 6% need to improve their observation skills.
But difficult to fix because their observation skills are impaired in some way.
So the number will probably stay at 6%.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
I’m guessing the 6% need to improve their observation skills.
But difficult to fix because their observation skills are impaired in some way.
The Internet says:
“Most credible surveys and analyses show that U.S. scientists tilt strongly toward the political left: large, repeated polls and donation records put Democrats as a clear plurality or majority of scientists and Republicans as a small minority—often single digits—while independents make up a sizeable share in some samples (for example, a widely cited Pew result reported roughly 55% Democrats, 32% independents and about 6% Republicans in one survey) “
so there is at least one survey reporting the 6% number.
Penn Jillette on Trump: “Trump just says, like a child or something… he says to me ‘You’re really tall.’ And I go ‘Yeah, and I got a lot of money.’”
https://youtube.com/shorts/G3NuRqPk0zo?si=768SO5jfe_EeZo4y
:)
Finnish comedian Ismo, on the robot takeover.
dv said:
Kinda sad.
Spiny Norman said:
Finnish comedian Ismo, on the robot takeover.
:)
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Finnish comedian Ismo, on the robot takeover.:)
I love Ismo. His skit on the word “shit” is perfection.


For real though why is Tom even a character? Just to give a role to T.Chala?
ms spock said:
America’s Infrastructure Is Breaking Down—and Climate Change Is Making It Worse
2 minutes
eh?
It’s one hour and two minutes
party_pants said:
ms spock said:America’s Infrastructure Is Breaking Down—and Climate Change Is Making It Worse
2 minutes
eh?
It’s one hour and two minutes
Not if you watch it at 31 X speed.

Neophyte said:
always knew maga could count to two too
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:I’m guessing the 6% need to improve their observation skills.
But difficult to fix because their observation skills are impaired in some way.
So the number will probably stay at 6%.
I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
ms spock said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:But difficult to fix because their observation skills are impaired in some way.
So the number will probably stay at 6%.
I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear…
…and disregards the rest
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:
Tau.Neutrino said:So the number will probably stay at 6%.
I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
they didn’t teach us 65 years ago
Bogsnorkler said:
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear…
…and disregards the rest
because rests are silent
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:
Tau.Neutrino said:So the number will probably stay at 6%.
I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
And disregards the rest.
Bogsnorkler said:
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear…
…and disregards the rest
…lie-le-lie
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:
Tau.Neutrino said:So the number will probably stay at 6%.
I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
There are too many octogenarians in both parties.
Looking for the article I read I came across this which shows my assumptions are not accurate.
This does affirm your thesis that a man and wimmin too, hear what they want to hear.
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:I read an interesting article about how younger Republicans could see the dangers of Climate Change but the 70 and 80 year old Republicans Congress Representatives didn’t go to school when Science was being taught. I hadn’t considered that angle previously.
I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
they didn’t teach us 65 years ago
The 80 year old Republicans are a problem. I read an article about how the time you attended school
effects your awareness of Climate Change. It was interesting. The younger Republicans accept Climate Change as fact.
Though I just read an article on this that debunks this assumption.
party_pants said:
ms spock said:America’s Infrastructure Is Breaking Down—and Climate Change Is Making It Worse
2 minutes
eh?
It’s one hour and two minutes
My apologies (Go raibh math agat!)
It is from about 2 minutes to 10 minutes. One traffic controller for three places. I don’t know how that works.
Keep these pants partying!
ms spock said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I’m pretty sure Merkin schools were teaching science 60-70 years ago.
It’s just a case of a man hears what he wants to hear.
Wimmin too.
they didn’t teach us 65 years ago
The 80 year old Republicans are a problem. I read an article about how the time you attended school
effects your awareness of Climate Change. It was interesting. The younger Republicans accept Climate Change as fact.Though I just read an article on this that debunks this assumption.
Trump had completed college by the time plate tectonics was established as real.
When Crick and Watson did their work showing the nature and structure of DNA, Senator Chuck Grassley was already a grown adult.
OTOH it’s important not to be ageist. Al Gore is 78, Bernie Sanders is 84, they don’t have trouble accepting anthropogenic Climate Change, while Marco Rubio is 55 and thinks it is woke nonsense. The modern Republican Party is just a dumping ground for nutters.
ms spock said:
party_pants said:
ms spock said:America’s Infrastructure Is Breaking Down—and Climate Change Is Making It Worse
2 minutes
eh?
It’s one hour and two minutes
My apologies (Go raibh math agat!)
It is from about 2 minutes to 10 minutes. One traffic controller for three places. I don’t know how that works.
Keep these pants partying!
Those pants
dv said:
ms spock said:
SCIENCE said:they didn’t teach us 65 years ago
The 80 year old Republicans are a problem. I read an article about how the time you attended school
effects your awareness of Climate Change. It was interesting. The younger Republicans accept Climate Change as fact.Though I just read an article on this that debunks this assumption.
Trump had completed college by the time plate tectonics was established as real.
When Crick and Watson did their work showing the nature and structure of DNA, Senator Chuck Grassley was already a grown adult.
OTOH it’s important not to be ageist. Al Gore is 78, Bernie Sanders is 84, they don’t have trouble accepting anthropogenic Climate Change, while Marco Rubio is 55 and thinks it is woke nonsense. The modern Republican Party is just a dumping ground for nutters.
Point conceded.
With a few caveats, Prof David Cay Johnson says that Trump paid other people take his exams. He’s written a few books on Trump. I did find them interesting as well as quite chilling, at times.
Also your level of critical thinking is not senior Republicans level of thinking. I don’t mean to be rude but you are too smart to understand how dumb and uneducated these people actually are.
Just because you would read the nature and structure of DNA, doesn’t mean Senator Chuck Grassley, already a grown adult, ever did. And if you watch him ask questions his lack of knowledge is cringeworthy.
dv said:
ms spock said:
SCIENCE said:they didn’t teach us 65 years ago
The 80 year old Republicans are a problem. I read an article about how the time you attended school
effects your awareness of Climate Change. It was interesting. The younger Republicans accept Climate Change as fact.Though I just read an article on this that debunks this assumption.
Trump had completed college by the time plate tectonics was established as real.
When Crick and Watson did their work showing the nature and structure of DNA, Senator Chuck Grassley was already a grown adult.
OTOH it’s important not to be ageist. Al Gore is 78, Bernie Sanders is 84, they don’t have trouble accepting anthropogenic Climate Change, while Marco Rubio is 55 and thinks it is woke nonsense. The modern Republican Party is just a dumping ground for nutters.
It is a case of follow the money. There’s a lot of people making money off the oil dollar. It’s what drives Wall Street to a large extent. All the Arab oil is sold in USD and transacted via US bank accounts. This is what drives US foreign policy under this administration: take control of other people’s oil, Venezuela, Iran. Bring all the world’s oil under US control and destroy anyone else who doesn’t play ball, Ukraine is just being used as a proxy to destroy the Russian oil industry now. Ending the oil dominance and transitioning to renewables just isn’t part of the plan. They don’t care about wrecking the planet in the process.

Spiny Norman said:
LOL, what a drongo
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Your delivery of burning styrofoam has arrived.
Spiny Norman said:
Your delivery of burning styrofoam has arrived.
Remember that multi-story building burning in London? Externally applied aftermarket polystyrene insulation, IIRC.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Your delivery of burning styrofoam has arrived.Remember that multi-story building burning in London? Externally applied aftermarket polystyrene insulation, IIRC.
Sorry. Another type of foam insulation.
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
LOL, what a drongo
😀😂🤣
Automated pigeon defense system
https://www.reddit.com/r/SideProject/comments/1s9ywir/automated_pigeon_defense_system/

I think I’ve found a way to help homeless people and it’s proven very unpopular.
Another well done amusing AI video.


dv said:
Have you tried Google instead of AI
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Have you tried Google instead of AI
let’s go random

fuck yo’ 爱 then
dv said:
Jesus wept.

dv said:
Wait til they hear about Kongo.
fsm said:
Finally, a cause I can get behind!
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
Finally, a cause I can get behind!
The girl ants sink
fsm said:
LOLOLOL
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
Finally, a cause I can get behind!
+1
SCIENCE said:
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
Have you tried Google instead of AI
let’s go random
fuck yo’ 爱 then
The bloody Bingbot has no idea what the meaning of 1696M is.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Jesus wept.
Whoever wrote that doesn’t even know how to spell Enya, the country between Theopia and Anzania.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
Jesus wept.
Whoever wrote that doesn’t even know how to spell Enya,
sail away sail away sail away
Untangling this ring without removing the thread.
The topology of this does my head in.
I want to learn how to do that, in case I ever need to even though I’ll never need to.


The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Have you tried Google instead of AI
let’s go random
fuck yo’ 爱 then
The bloody Bingbot has no idea what the meaning of 1696M is.
us neither
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
let’s go random
fuck yo’ 爱 then
The bloody Bingbot has no idea what the meaning of 1696M is.
us neither
The code 1696M most commonly refers to the 3M LEAP III 1696M finish blocking pad, an 18mm oval anti-slip sticker used by optical laboratories to hold small eyeglass lenses in place during edge grinding.
…says AI Overview
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
A diseased phallus.
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
The bloody Bingbot has no idea what the meaning of 1696M is.
us neither
The code 1696M most commonly refers to the 3M LEAP III 1696M finish blocking pad, an 18mm oval anti-slip sticker used by optical laboratories to hold small eyeglass lenses in place during edge grinding.
…says AI Overview
We just called them leap pads to put on the block.
Bubblecar said:
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
The bloody Bingbot has no idea what the meaning of 1696M is.
us neither
The code 1696M most commonly refers to the 3M LEAP III 1696M finish blocking pad, an 18mm oval anti-slip sticker used by optical laboratories to hold small eyeglass lenses in place during edge grinding.
…says AI Overview
thanks
we still have nfi how that ended up in its response
Tau.Neutrino said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
A diseased phallus.
so these are microscopic jellyfish
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
A diseased phallus.
so these are microscopic jellyfish
A microscopic diseased phallus.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
For a split-second there when I first saw it, I thought is was a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud.
SCIENCE said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
A diseased phallus.
so these are microscopic jellyfish
Buuuuuuurn
party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
For a split-second there when I first saw it, I thought is was a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud.
I prefer to see it that way.

party_pants said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Looks more like Trump to me.
For a split-second there when I first saw it, I thought is was a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud.
+1
Spiny Norman said:
Also known as Klingon Bling, qol’om blinged.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Also known as Klingon Bling, qol’om blinged.
Those that fight with honour prefer the no bling option.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Also known as Klingon Bling, qol’om blinged.
Klingon Blingon, boy scouts approved.
Dib dib dib…
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Also known as Klingon Bling, qol’om blinged.
Those that fight with honour prefer the no bling option.
Yeah, but did they get the “Helping an old lady cross the street badge”?
Not much honour without it.
Kingy said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Also known as Klingon Bling, qol’om blinged.
Those that fight with honour prefer the no bling option.
Yeah, but did they get the “Helping an old lady cross the street badge”?
Not much honour without it.
Probably not, its not their thing.
They’re happy to leave it to Romulans or Shape Shifters.



Ian said:
couldn’t they just wait until y2k

Fark I wish this was a joke.
I wonder where he keeps the grenades, landmines, and rocket launcher?
Spiny Norman said:
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Fark I wish this was a joke.
I wonder where he keeps the grenades, landmines, and rocket launcher?
Extended clip there.
Dirty Harry “Punk you asking did he fire 50 rounds or 49 ?, go ahead make my day

The slackarse ‘author’ didn’t bother to remove the AI prompts.
Spiny Norman said:
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The slackarse ‘author’ didn’t bother to remove the AI prompts.
Jesus wept bitterly.


Divine Angel said:
😂

An old one but a good one.

Your daily dose of WTF

Bogsnorkler said:
Your daily dose of WTF
and people were afraid 跟爱 was going to destroy the world

Bogsnorkler said:
Your daily dose of WTF
Why are hybrid humans bad?
Bogsnorkler said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Your daily dose of WTF
Tag-team short story writing.
Bogsnorkler said:
:)

Bogsnorkler said:
Your daily dose of WTF
Jesus said, what?
Bogsnorkler said:
ok tomorrow is sat, tell us
Actually I don’t think this is a meme.



I wonder if you could speed the process with the addition of a magnifying glass.
Spiny Norman said:
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I wonder if you could speed the process with the addition of a magnifying glass.
Comes with a pamphlet to give to your neighbours.
South Park in real life, with Kiristi Noem.

dv said:
It was a good plan.
Peak Warming Man said:
dv said:
It was a good plan.
He was a modern Socrates
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
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I wonder if you could speed the process with the addition of a magnifying glass.
Comes with a pamphlet to give to your neighbours.
They should feed fibreoptics through their GIT and see if it lights up at the oral end

FFS ….
Spiny Norman said:
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FFS ….
Die from flu naturally, or die from alien protein toxins, your choice.
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
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FFS ….
Die from flu naturally, or die from alien protein toxins, your choice.
But be fair.
If you take the new flu shot you will certainly die.
Quite possibly later than if you don’t take the shot though.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
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FFS ….
Die from flu naturally, or die from alien protein toxins, your choice.
But be fair.
If you take the new flu shot you will certainly die.
Quite possibly later than if you don’t take the shot though.
Elvis took the polio shot and died just 21 years later.
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:Die from flu naturally, or die from alien protein toxins, your choice.
But be fair.
If you take the new flu shot you will certainly die.
Quite possibly later than if you don’t take the shot though.
Elvis took the polio shot and died just 21 years later.
… after a life plagued with irregular hip motions.
Spiny Norman said:
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FFS ….
Thinking up shit?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:But be fair.
If you take the new flu shot you will certainly die.
Quite possibly later than if you don’t take the shot though.
Elvis took the polio shot and died just 21 years later.
… after a life plagued with irregular hip motions.
Which were probably due to the lack of bowel movements?
Spiny Norman said:
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FFS ….
FMD
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:Elvis took the polio shot and died just 21 years later.
… after a life plagued with irregular hip motions.
Which were probably due to the lack of bowel movements?
According to the documentary Forrest Gump (1994), Elvis learned the hip movements from a young Forrest Gump, who wore callipers. Dancing to Elvis’ song, Forrest’s moves weren’t exactly fluid, resulting in Elvis adopting the moves.
Divine Angel said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:… after a life plagued with irregular hip motions.
Which were probably due to the lack of bowel movements?
According to the documentary Forrest Gump (1994), Elvis learned the hip movements from a young Forrest Gump, who wore callipers. Dancing to Elvis’ song, Forrest’s moves weren’t exactly fluid, resulting in Elvis adopting the moves.
Steady Eddie got up to get a drink at the bar and won a break dancing contest.
Spiny Norman said:
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FFS ….
Do you know poster so I can look the crackpot up?
Witty Rejoinder said:
Spiny Norman said:
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FFS ….
Do you know poster so I can look the crackpot up?
No sorry, that’s all I have.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
FFS ….
Die from flu naturally, or die from alien protein toxins, your choice.
But be fair.
If you take the new flu shot you will certainly die.
Quite possibly later than if you don’t take the shot though.
be all that as it may we’re pretty sure the nasal influenza vaccine actually does spread and cause influenza in secondaries
Witty Rejoinder said:
Spiny Norman said:
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FFS ….
Do you know poster so I can look the crackpot up?
“HealthRanger” on X:

https://x.com/DrNeilStone/status/2085463722248564845
Health Ranger aka Mike Adams, has a whole website dedicated to some gems.
Here’s his post on bioshedding:
https://www.naturalnews.com/2026-08-07-fda-new-mrna-flu-shot-grandma-walking-bioweapon.html
Divine Angel said:
Health Ranger aka Mike Adams, has a whole website dedicated to some gems.Here’s his post on bioshedding:
https://www.naturalnews.com/2026-08-07-fda-new-mrna-flu-shot-grandma-walking-bioweapon.html
Who the heck sent me down this rabbit hole?? Anyway here’s a list of all the articles he’s written for Natural News.
https://www.naturalnews.com/author/healthranger/
And because I’m supposed to be writing an essay about the history of autism, here’s some gems I found on the topic.
https://www.naturalnews.com/Infographic-Autism-Through-the-Years.html
https://www.naturalnews.com/033709_pediatrics_autism.html
From the last link:
“As recently as a few decades ago, psychiatrists thought autism was caused by a lack of maternal warmth. And while that notion has been discarded in favor of genetic explanations, there has been growing acceptance that genes do not tell the whole story, in part because autism rates appear to have increased far faster than our genes can evolve.”
The article argues the increase in diagnoses is due to pollution, chemicals, and mercury in vaccines. Nothing about changing the criteria of autism as we better understand the condition. Somehow the blame still lies with genetics and chemicals, especially vaccines.
The evolution of characteristics as defined by the DSM has changed over time. In DSM I (1952), the word autism appeared only once, in connection with schizophrenic reactions in young children. DSM II (1968) established autism as ‘autistic, atypical, and withdrawn behaviour’ which continued to be associated with the presentation of schizophrenia in childhood. It was the definition of autism in the DSM-III (1980) and the 3rd revised edition, the DSM-III-R (1987), that shaped the first official categorical definition of autism when the term “infantile autism” was introduced to the manual. In the 4th edition of the DSM-IV (1994), the term “Autistic Disorder” was used. “Infantile” autism was excluded because they’d realised autism wasn’t confined to childhood.
In addition to Autistic Disorder, four additional Pervasive Developmental Disorders were included:
DSM-5 uses a dyad to describe the characteristics of autism (sensory processing and cognitive processing) and has changed the diagnostic term to ‘Autism Spectrum Disorder’. Subsets of ASD, like PDA and ODD, are not separate diagnoses according to DSM V, but are increasingly understood to be part of the presenting traits of autism. Who knows what DSM VI will include? I’m reading that DSM VI will be online and dynamic to reflect the most current understandings about mental conditions. A lot has changed in the past 13 years since DSM V.
That concludes my TED talk, thanks for joining in. I’m going to continue my essay now.
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Spiny Norman said:
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FFS ….
Do you know poster so I can look the crackpot up?
“HealthRanger” on X:
https://x.com/DrNeilStone/status/2085463722248564845
I know most people think slavery was bad, but people like this should be rounded up and sold into slavery for the common good. They need to be supervised by a competent adult. I don’t believe in Aristotle’s idea of “natural slaves” but these people come damn close.
Divine Angel said:
And because I’m supposed to be writing an essay about the history of autism, here’s some gems I found on the topic.https://www.naturalnews.com/Infographic-Autism-Through-the-Years.html
https://www.naturalnews.com/033709_pediatrics_autism.htmlFrom the last link:
“As recently as a few decades ago, psychiatrists thought autism was caused by a lack of maternal warmth. And while that notion has been discarded in favor of genetic explanations, there has been growing acceptance that genes do not tell the whole story, in part because autism rates appear to have increased far faster than our genes can evolve.”The article argues the increase in diagnoses is due to pollution, chemicals, and mercury in vaccines. Nothing about changing the criteria of autism as we better understand the condition. Somehow the blame still lies with genetics and chemicals, especially vaccines.
The evolution of characteristics as defined by the DSM has changed over time. In DSM I (1952), the word autism appeared only once, in connection with schizophrenic reactions in young children. DSM II (1968) established autism as ‘autistic, atypical, and withdrawn behaviour’ which continued to be associated with the presentation of schizophrenia in childhood. It was the definition of autism in the DSM-III (1980) and the 3rd revised edition, the DSM-III-R (1987), that shaped the first official categorical definition of autism when the term “infantile autism” was introduced to the manual. In the 4th edition of the DSM-IV (1994), the term “Autistic Disorder” was used. “Infantile” autism was excluded because they’d realised autism wasn’t confined to childhood.
In addition to Autistic Disorder, four additional Pervasive Developmental Disorders were included:
- Rett’s disorder
- Childhood Disintegrative Disorder (CDD)
- Asperger’s Disorder (this was the first time the term “Asperger’s Disorder” was included)
- Pervasive Developmental Disorder – Not otherwise specified (PDD-NOS).
DSM-5 uses a dyad to describe the characteristics of autism (sensory processing and cognitive processing) and has changed the diagnostic term to ‘Autism Spectrum Disorder’. Subsets of ASD, like PDA and ODD, are not separate diagnoses according to DSM V, but are increasingly understood to be part of the presenting traits of autism. Who knows what DSM VI will include? I’m reading that DSM VI will be online and dynamic to reflect the most current understandings about mental conditions. A lot has changed in the past 13 years since DSM V.
That concludes my TED talk, thanks for joining in. I’m going to continue my essay now.
Yes. Improvements in understanding leads to better diagnoses.
Same in geology.
party_pants said:
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Do you know poster so I can look the crackpot up?
“HealthRanger” on X:
https://x.com/DrNeilStone/status/2085463722248564845
I know most people think slavery was bad, but people like this should be rounded up and sold into slavery for the common good. They need to be supervised by a competent adult. I don’t believe in Aristotle’s idea of “natural slaves” but these people come damn close.
can’t you just hook them up to a video gaming console and let them while away their remaining consciousness in a state of entertainment blissful oblivion

Bogsnorkler said:
But would you have time?
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
But would you have time?

SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Bogsnorkler said:
But would you have time?

Bogsnorkler said:
Sucked in!

Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
But would you have time?

SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:
furious said:
SCIENCE said:Bogsnorkler said:

Bogsnorkler said:
furious said:
SCIENCE said:

Ian said:
Clearly early for its Warwick Farm race
Classic!
I just love how it is on the @TransportForNSW. That is just so Australian.
ms spock said:
Ian said:
Clearly early for its Warwick Farm raceClassic!
I just love how it is on the @TransportForNSW. That is just so Australian.
Young horses these days!
Straight out without swiping its opal card.
Bloody typical!

An Uber Eats order.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:
Ian said:
Clearly early for its Warwick Farm raceClassic!
I just love how it is on the @TransportForNSW. That is just so Australian.
Young horses these days!
Straight out without swiping its opal card.
Bloody typical!
Yeah young horses these days!
Young horses never did those types of things when I was young.
What is the world coming to?
ms spock said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:Classic!
I just love how it is on the @TransportForNSW. That is just so Australian.
Young horses these days!
Straight out without swiping its opal card.
Bloody typical!
Yeah young horses these days!
Young horses never did those types of things when I was young.
What is the world coming to?
Why can’t they be like we were?
Perfect in every way,
What’s the matter with colts today?
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Young horses these days!
Straight out without swiping its opal card.
Bloody typical!
Yeah young horses these days!
Young horses never did those types of things when I was young.
What is the world coming to?
Why can’t they be like we were?
Perfect in every way,
What’s the matter with colts today?
((( shakes head in agreement and mutters for a few minutes)))
Indeed!
Why can’t they be like we were?
(((mutters)))
Perfect in every way!
I have no idea why (((mutters))) colts (((mutters))) these days.
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Young horses these days!
Straight out without swiping its opal card.
Bloody typical!
Yeah young horses these days!
Young horses never did those types of things when I was young.
What is the world coming to?
Why can’t they be like we were?
Perfect in every way,
What’s the matter with colts today?
they’ve gone to the dogs!
Bogsnorkler said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
ms spock said:Yeah young horses these days!
Young horses never did those types of things when I was young.
What is the world coming to?
Why can’t they be like we were?
Perfect in every way,
What’s the matter with colts today?
they’ve gone to the dogs!
(((nods and mutters at length about colts going to the dogs)))


Spiny Norman said:
What is this about?
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
What is this about?
Some wizardy board game I guess.
Spiny Norman said:
Now there’s a good feed for the clan.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
What is this about?
It is a joke that starts with a person playing a role playing game called “Dungeons and Dragons” which was exceptionally popular in nerd and nerd adjacent people. A Dungeon Master would create a story and players could choose to be wizards, trolls, elves, magicians etc. Players would perform an action like putting a key into a door or attacking a dragon and then they would role their dice and the Dungeon Master would look at the dice and tell them if and how successful their eg stabbing the dragon was. Rolling a 20 would be a direct hit and the dragon would die. Rolling a ten would get burns but still they are alive. Rolling a two could mean death.
Players would communicate with each other and attempt to save one of their merry band’s lives.
This is a joke about someone playing the game Dungeons and Dragons (which has up to a 20 sided dice) who somehow links up with actual scientists engaging in bona fide experiments. And the scientists are alarmed at the Dungeon and Dragons player talking about creating fireballs (which is a spell a player can cast in Dungeons and Dragons) and wants to know what the hell they are doing).
Knowing this I did laugh.
ms spock said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
What is this about?
It is a joke that starts with a person playing a role playing game called “Dungeons and Dragons” which was exceptionally popular in nerd and nerd adjacent people. A Dungeon Master would create a story and players could choose to be wizards, trolls, elves, magicians etc. Players would perform an action like putting a key into a door or attacking a dragon and then they would role their dice and the Dungeon Master would look at the dice and tell them if and how successful their eg stabbing the dragon was. Rolling a 20 would be a direct hit and the dragon would die. Rolling a ten would get burns but still they are alive. Rolling a two could mean death.
Players would communicate with each other and attempt to save one of their merry band’s lives.
This is a joke about someone playing the game Dungeons and Dragons (which has up to a 20 sided dice) who somehow links up with actual scientists engaging in bona fide experiments. And the scientists are alarmed at the Dungeon and Dragons player talking about creating fireballs (which is a spell a player can cast in Dungeons and Dragons) and wants to know what the hell they are doing).
Knowing this I did laugh.
OK, ta.


Spiny Norman said:
:)


Spiny Norman said:
My brother (the engineer one) did this calculation after his daughter was born. We jokingly called her Ten Tonne Tessie from Tasmania. I can’t remember how long it was going to take for her to get to ten tonne.



Woodie said:
Snigger.

Damn Flerps. Or he’s taking the piss, which does happen a fair bit with Flerp pretenders.
Oops.
Something like that happened when I was flying freight in the mid 90’s. One of the truck drivers was going a bit faster than he should have been, went around a corner (or something) and ran into the wingtip of a plane. He hit the brakes pretty quickly, which stopped the wingtip from smacking him in the face.
Hard.
Spiny Norman said:
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Damn Flerps. Or he’s taking the piss, which does happen a fair bit with Flerp pretenders.
What’s a Flerp?
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Damn Flerps. Or he’s taking the piss, which does happen a fair bit with Flerp pretenders.
What’s a Flerp?
Flerf. flat earther.
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Damn Flerps. Or he’s taking the piss, which does happen a fair bit with Flerp pretenders.
What’s a Flerp?
Flerf. flat earther.
Ah. Spelling error. I see now. Thanks.
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Michael V said:What’s a Flerp?
Flerf. flat earther.
Ah. Spelling error. I see now. Thanks.
A flerp could be a flat earth pretender, which would make a flerp pretender a flat earth pretender pretender, which all makes sense.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:Flerf. flat earther.
Ah. Spelling error. I see now. Thanks.
A flerp could be a flat earth pretender, which would make a flerp pretender a flat earth pretender pretender, which all makes sense.
Yes, I thought of that too. Just never seen the flerp version. and I see a lot of flerf debunking posts.




Spiny Norman said:
LOLOL
Spiny Norman said:
Harsh but fair.

The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Harsh but fair.
All good reasons to stay away.

Neophyte said:
hehehehehe. Have been waiting for that one. 😁

Neophyte said:
AI slop. Look where the hand is.
Michael V said:
Neophyte said:
AI slop. Look where the hand is.
Trump is omnipotent.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
Neophyte said:
AI slop. Look where the hand is.
Trump is omnipotent.
Ah, yes. I’d forgotten that.
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Bogsnorkler said:
we never
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
we never
ever?
Bogsnorkler said:
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
we never
ever?
is this a great big tax reference again
Michael V said:
Neophyte said:
AI slop. Look where the hand is.
But it’s got the right number of fingers and everything!
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
Neophyte said:
AI slop. Look where the hand is.
But it’s got the right number of fingers and everything!
Big hand.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1EwZi8w5aj/

Guess the weight of the targ.
Spiny Norman said:
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Guess the weight of the targ.
That’s the ugliest unicorn I’ve ever seen
Spiny Norman said:
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Guess the weight of the targ.
Equivalent to 2 1/2 barrels of blood wine
Spiny Norman said:
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Guess the weight of the targ.
can I pet the dawg?
Spiny Norman said:
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Guess the weight of the targ.
Just looks like an augmented wild boar.
Cymek said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Guess the weight of the targ.
Equivalent to 2 1/2 barrels of blood wine
Correct!
Your answer is honourable!
Spiny Norman said:
:)

Divine Angel said:
George Melies – The Eclipse 1907
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DToQ9HkbN/
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
George Melies – The Eclipse 1907
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DToQ9HkbN/

Spiny Norman said:

Spiny Norman said:


Bogsnorkler said:
I’m missing something here…
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I’m missing something here…
I suspect not :)
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I’m missing something here…
I’m pretending that I didn’t read that.
Kingy said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I’m missing something here…
I’m pretending that I didn’t read that.
It’s best….check out the link i just posted in the US Politics thread. That’ll help your brain.

Witty Rejoinder said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I’m missing something here…
Lee Anderson, Sarah Pochin
The name of the account is a reference to the phrase “taking the mick”.
Scooby Doo & team investigate why the Reflecting Pool had the paint flake away.
https://x.com/AntiquarianMuse/status/2087832697678750056
Quite well done!
dv said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I’m missing something here…
Lee Anderson, Sarah Pochin
The name of the account is a reference to the phrase “taking the mick”.
NHOT :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
I’m missing something here…
Lee Anderson, Sarah Pochin
The name of the account is a reference to the phrase “taking the mick”.
NHOT :)
^

Spiny Norman said:
!hgfdyuygju!
Memory erasing devices in movies
https://www.reddit.com/r/TopCharacterTropes/s/3bc9KsFnsO
Can’t remember if I posted this one

Divine Angel said:
Can’t remember if I posted this one
:)

dv said:

alleged


SCIENCE said:
alleged
LOLOL
Divine Angel said:
Can’t remember if I posted this one
😂🤣😂



Divine Angel said:
Jesuit inspired no doubt.
Divine Angel said:
I’m calling shenanigans on that one.
Woodie said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m calling shenanigans on that one.
100% AI, not prompted by me
Divine Angel said:
Woodie said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m calling shenanigans on that one.
100% AI, not prompted by me
Personally I think it a great idea. Teach em young about losing.
Bogsnorkler said:
Divine Angel said:
Woodie said:I’m calling shenanigans on that one.
100% AI, not prompted by me
Personally I think it a great idea. Teach em young about losing.
But, it wouldn’t, would it?
It’d be set up to create a positive impression of gambling, that it’s a winning game, or break-even at worst.
Set the kiddies up to look forward to when they can bet for real, and “make some real money”.
captain_spalding said:
It’d be set up to create a positive impression of gambling,
Yes, all those millionaire gamblers…
Bogsnorkler said:
Divine Angel said:
Woodie said:I’m calling shenanigans on that one.
100% AI, not prompted by me
Personally I think it a great idea. Teach em young about losing.
and team sports democracy

dv said:
pdo



Spiny Norman said:
Cool.
Good to know.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Cool.
Good to know.
I usually stop at 40.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Cool.
Good to know.
I usually stop at 40.
My first cup of coffee usually takes between two and nine hours to drink. Sometimes I have a second cup.
Mind you, they are large mugs, and the coffee is very, very strong.
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:Cool.
Good to know.
I usually stop at 40.
My first cup of coffee usually takes between two and nine hours to drink. Sometimes I have a second cup.
Mind you, they are large mugs, and the coffee is very, very strong.
My friends joked that I should get a walk around drip feed. umm maybe they were serious?
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Cool.
Good to know.
I usually stop at 40.
quitters
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
roughbarked said:
I usually stop at 40.
My first cup of coffee usually takes between two and nine hours to drink. Sometimes I have a second cup.
Mind you, they are large mugs, and the coffee is very, very strong.
My friends joked that I should get a walk around drip feed. umm maybe they were serious?
so what if one injects double shot espresso, how many is lethal dose 50/100 then
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
My first cup of coffee usually takes between two and nine hours to drink. Sometimes I have a second cup.
Mind you, they are large mugs, and the coffee is very, very strong.
My friends joked that I should get a walk around drip feed. umm maybe they were serious?
so what if one injects double shot espresso, how many is lethal dose 50/100 then
I start the day with a cup of tea (black and one) and I turned out alright.

More copy paste disasters
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
My first cup of coffee usually takes between two and nine hours to drink. Sometimes I have a second cup.
Mind you, they are large mugs, and the coffee is very, very strong.
My friends joked that I should get a walk around drip feed. umm maybe they were serious?
so what if one injects double shot espresso, how many is lethal dose 50/100 then
Haven’t tried that experiment.
dv said:
More copy paste disasters
are they sure it wasn’t a find and replace disaster
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
More copy paste disasters
are they sure it wasn’t a find and replace disaster
Yeah that’s what I should have said.
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
More copy paste disasters
are they sure it wasn’t a find and replace disaster
Yeah that’s what I should have said.
what was replaced and why
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
are they sure it wasn’t a find and replace disaster
Yeah that’s what I should have said.
what was replaced and why
Should I put this in the aintbreasers thread?
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
are they sure it wasn’t a find and replace disaster
Yeah that’s what I should have said.
what was replaced and why
So looking at words that start with s, end in et, and have a name in the middle, we have
snicket
strumpet
sherbet
scarlet
I will guess it was probably Carl.
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Yeah that’s what I should have said.
what was replaced and why
Should I put this in the aintbreasers thread?
we … guess ¿ but more likely we’re just too simple minded to appreciate the underlying
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
Yeah that’s what I should have said.
what was replaced and why
So looking at words that start with s, end in et, and have a name in the middle, we have
snicket
strumpet
sherbet
scarletI will guess it was probably Carl.
we … guess ¿ but more likely we’re just too simple minded to appreciate the underlying
oh we were late again sorry
we kept thinking “sheet” and they were just trying to be more specific
SCIENCE said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
So looking at words that start with s, end in et, and have a name in the middle, we have
snicket
strumpet
sherbet
scarletI will guess it was probably Carl.
we … guess ¿ but more likely we’re just too simple minded to appreciate the underlying
oh we were late again sorry
we kept thinking “sheet” and they were just trying to be more specific
Me too, but there was another “he” above that hadn’t been replaced and “sheet” ball (gown) didn’t make sense.
dv said:
Been busy today.
Did we get an explanation why a cotton fabric being made in Turkey is considered meme-worthy?
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Been busy today.
Did we get an explanation why a cotton fabric being made in Turkey is considered meme-worthy?
I believe “dinde” refers to the bird 🦃
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Been busy today.
Did we get an explanation why a cotton fabric being made in Turkey is considered meme-worthy?
I think it’s because we have been requested by the people of that country, to not spell nor pronounce it that way. And yet it seems that they are spelling it that way themselves.
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Been busy today.
Did we get an explanation why a cotton fabric being made in Turkey is considered meme-worthy?
I believe “dinde” refers to the bird 🦃
Ah.
My guess was wrong.
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Been busy today.
Did we get an explanation why a cotton fabric being made in Turkey is considered meme-worthy?
I believe “dinde” refers to the bird 🦃
Ah :)
The Bingbot tells me that the French refer to the country as Turquie, so it looks like you are right.
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
Been busy today.
Did we get an explanation why a cotton fabric being made in Turkey is considered meme-worthy?
I believe “dinde” refers to the bird 🦃
Ah :)
The Bingbot tells me that the French refer to the country as Turquie, so it looks like you are right.


https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1FSvij6dEa/
The Matilda Effect
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1FSvij6dEa/The Matilda Effect
specifically in science, but we can probably expand it to all areas now.

Boris said:
:)
I feel sure Eartha Kitt could have an entry there somewhere.
Michael V said:
Boris said:
:)
I feel sure Eartha Kitt could have an entry there somewhere.
Except that the trad bar joke always has only three who walk in.
roughbarked said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
:)
I feel sure Eartha Kitt could have an entry there somewhere.
Except that the trad bar joke always has only three who walk in.
Oh. I’m sorry.
Boris said:
—> Dad Joke thread.

Spiny Norman said:
Fair comment.
Someone didn’t prepare well enough with the cement truck.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1vq8yr8/this_is_going_to_take_a_while/
As the video states, it’ll take a while to clear all that out.
Spiny Norman said:
Someone didn’t prepare well enough with the cement truck.https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1vq8yr8/this_is_going_to_take_a_while/
As the video states, it’ll take a while to clear all that out.
They could design a better solution with in inner layer then the whole lot can be pulled out.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Someone didn’t prepare well enough with the cement truck.https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1vq8yr8/this_is_going_to_take_a_while/
As the video states, it’ll take a while to clear all that out.
They could design a better solution with in inner layer then the whole lot can be pulled out.
Mythbusters usd C4
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Someone didn’t prepare well enough with the cement truck.https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1vq8yr8/this_is_going_to_take_a_while/
As the video states, it’ll take a while to clear all that out.
They could design a better solution with in inner layer then the whole lot can be pulled out.
Consider how the spiral mixing/reworking/lifting blades work.
Michael V said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
Someone didn’t prepare well enough with the cement truck.https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1vq8yr8/this_is_going_to_take_a_while/
As the video states, it’ll take a while to clear all that out.
They could design a better solution with in inner layer then the whole lot can be pulled out.
Consider how the spiral mixing/reworking/lifting blades work.
Ok, now I’ve considered it, an inner layer will not work.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Michael V said:
Tau.Neutrino said:They could design a better solution with in inner layer then the whole lot can be pulled out.
Consider how the spiral mixing/reworking/lifting blades work.
Ok, now I’ve considered it, an inner layer will not work.
It was inconceivable.
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Michael V said:Consider how the spiral mixing/reworking/lifting blades work.
Ok, now I’ve considered it, an inner layer will not work.
It was inconceivable.
it works in implosion type fission bombs, it’ll work
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Michael V said:Consider how the spiral mixing/reworking/lifting blades work.
Ok, now I’ve considered it, an inner layer will not work.
It was inconceivable.
it works in implosion type fission bombs, it’ll work
Tau.Neutrino said:
Michael V said:
Tau.Neutrino said:They could design a better solution with in inner layer then the whole lot can be pulled out.
Consider how the spiral mixing/reworking/lifting blades work.
Ok, now I’ve considered it, an inner layer will not work.
I don’t think it happens a lot, as the operators would make a great effort to avoid it. It’d have to be expensive to replace the big mixer.
If they were desperate to keep on using one I guess they could make it in two main pieces that bolt together around the maximum dimension point. It’d be easier to get the leftover concrete out that way.
roughbarked said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Michael V said:Consider how the spiral mixing/reworking/lifting blades work.
Ok, now I’ve considered it, an inner layer will not work.
It was inconceivable.
Yes, I agree, it was poorly considered.
Highlights that I don’t know much about concrete trucks.
What I did know
They carry concrete.
What I know now.
They have inner workings.

fsm said:
Wait Until You See The Emdash


Boris said:
LOLOL
Boris said:
Oh Boris that’s 😂🐸😂

Spiny Norman said:
Fair comment.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Fair comment.
so the age of expansionist imperialism is over right
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Fair comment.
so the age of expansionist imperialism is over right
not so much that, but the Age of Barefaced Lies is here.
Jimmy Carr being clever again.
Mamdani releases blooper reel after accusations his foreign language video was AI

fsm said:
Something that goes in your Knickerbocker?
Not going there.

dv said:
we really don’t like the word “killed” appearing there, it’s somehow quite triggering, call us paranoid but if someone had a robot in their bedroom that was able to make their bed, it could also
nah if this is for rich people then we’re all for it, they can have their bed-making-capable robots, go for it
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
we really don’t like the word “killed” appearing there, it’s somehow quite triggering, call us paranoid but if someone had a robot in their bedroom that was able to make their bed, it could also
nah if this is for rich people then we’re all for it, they can have their bed-making-capable robots, go for it
“Before I got a robot that could make its own bed, I had to have a roommate to make the robot’s bed.”
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
dv said:
open heart surgery
we really don’t like the word “killed” appearing there, it’s somehow quite triggering, call us paranoid but if someone had a robot in their bedroom that was able to make their bed, it could also
nah if this is for rich people then we’re all for it, they can have their bed-making-capable robots, go for it
“Before I got a robot that could make its own bed, I had to have a roommate to make the robot’s bed.”

Boris said:


Cheesus.
Spiny Norman said:
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Cheesus.
They should go see Hamilton.
Spiny Norman said:
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Cheesus.
Looks to be a “Creationist” who made some typos.
1492 ———>> 1942
Spiny Norman said:
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Cheesus.
There’s an idiot born every minute, Mr Norman. And you seem to be able to find all of them. 😁
AI Soap Opera: The Chiseled and the Beautiful
https://www.reddit.com/r/aivideos/comments/1vux8di/ai_soap_opera_the_chiseled_and_the_beautiful/
Suitably ridiculous. :)
If you had to create a religion/cult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LL_O6_n-Zg
Jimmy Carr, inciteful and savage as usual.

dv said:
:)
dv said:
I saw that last week or so, and I quite liked how the disclaimer on the bottom-right was hidden by the tree.
Perfick!

Ian said:
wait so we use autism as an optical device for observing vaccines

SCIENCE said:
why not waitIan said:
wait so we use autism as an optical device for observing vaccines
Ian said:
SCIENCE said:
why not waitIan said:
wait so we use autism as an optical device for observing vaccines
we mean any other spurious correlation but why did they pick a linked one to break the analogy

fsm said:
God smites homo animals.
fsm said:
Gay Pride.
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Gay Pride.
Heh.
This would be tricky to explain to the car insurance company.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1vv2zg3/i_dont_think_he_likes_the_car/
No bull!
Spiny Norman said:
This would be tricky to explain to the car insurance company.https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1vv2zg3/i_dont_think_he_likes_the_car/
No bull!
Might have been attacking his reflection in the shiny paintwork.
Michael V said:
fsm said:
Gay Pride.
Nice work.
alleged


That’d need an awfully large screwdriver.
Spiny Norman said:
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That’d need an awfully large screwdriver.
If that is what I think it is, a screw anchor for a house foundation, they are driven in with a digger attachment.
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:
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That’d need an awfully large screwdriver.
If that is what I think it is, a screw anchor for a house foundation, they are driven in with a digger attachment.
Looks like it.
party_pants said:
Spiny Norman said:
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That’d need an awfully large screwdriver.
If that is what I think it is, a screw anchor for a house foundation, they are driven in with a digger attachment.
Yep!
A delivery driver not to be messing with.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextlevel/comments/1vuxm5s/delivery_bike_gets_boxed_in_by_car/

A horse and a herd of cats.


Oops!
Spiny Norman said:
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Oops!
LOLOLOL

Divine Angel said:
LOLOL

Cheesus. What a total f’wit.
Spiny Norman said:
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Cheesus. What a total f’wit.
Looked liked a movie poster for B grade movie.
Needs some changes.
Change 47 to 42.
Change the book cover to be just black with matching text in the same colour to – Books I have never read.
The book contains a list of all the books Trump has never read.
Spiny Norman said:
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Cheesus. What a total f’wit.
Bastard’s giving Hanson ideas.


I wish he’d stick to ….. being completely out of the pubic eye forever.


Spiny Norman said:
should it not be smaller number rather than smallest?
Boris said:
Spiny Norman said:
should it not be smaller number rather than smallest?
well they did put an enclosure around the 0 it’s true
Boris said:
Spiny Norman said:
should it not be smaller number rather than smallest?
well they did put an enclosure around the 0 it’s true
https://www.threads.com/share/BAUo16u5VW/
Oh no
SCIENCE said:
Boris said:
Spiny Norman said:
should it not be smaller number rather than smallest?
well they did put an enclosure around the 0 it’s true
Say something once, why say it again?
one line from a song though I am not inferring SCIENCE is a psycho or anything.

Boris said:
SCIENCE said:Boris said:
should it not be smaller number rather than smallest?
well they did put an enclosure around the 0 it’s true
Say something once, why say it again?
one line from a song though I am not inferring SCIENCE is a psycho or anything.
It is a great song.
Psycho Killer – Talking Heads
😢

ah good old sisyphus


Boris said:
we thought he was 400 years old
Boris said:
LOLOLOLOL.
:)
Good one.
SCIENCE said:
Boris said:
we thought he was 400 years old
That was the phantom. He’d be more likely to know about social media.
Michael V said:
Boris said:
LOLOLOLOL.
:)
Good one.
we need a greater variety of similar stories with the same basic twist and we can open a wider front in the information wars

Boris said:
I am going to be laughing for while!
😂🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂🤩😂
OMG!
That is just so classic!
Boris said:
Now his life is threatened by being taken out of his natural environment, to keep him alive he needs to go back. He doesn’t need strange people dressed all the same and wearing masks moving him to a different place.
Boris said:
Lol
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
LOLOLOLOL.
:)
Good one.
we need a greater variety of similar stories with the same basic twist and we can open a wider front in the information wars
Agree.
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
Boris said:
LOLOLOLOL.
:)
Good one.
we need a greater variety of similar stories with the same basic twist and we can open a wider front in the information wars
This would be extremely effective IMHO.

dv said:
I guess its better than EaglePie, Eaglezmince, EagleSausage etc
dv said:
AI Overview
The surname Eagleburger is an Americanized form of the German habitational name Adelberger, which means someone from a place called Adelberg near Stuttgart.
Etymology: Derived from the German town of Adelberg, transitioning phonetically over generations in North America into Eagleburger.
Rarity: It is a very rare surname, ranking outside the top 100,000 surnames on major genealogy databases like Geneanet, though it appears occasionally in United States records.
Bubblecar said:
dv said:
AI Overview
The surname Eagleburger is an Americanized form of the German habitational name Adelberger, which means someone from a place called Adelberg near Stuttgart.
Etymology: Derived from the German town of Adelberg, transitioning phonetically over generations in North America into Eagleburger.
Rarity: It is a very rare surname, ranking outside the top 100,000 surnames on major genealogy databases like Geneanet, though it appears occasionally in United States records.
Interesting. It has a local starting point in another country.

Divine Angel said:
LOLOLOLOL
Brilliant. I love it.
:)

The Rev Dodgson said:
Yeah. It’s a bit like that.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Yeah. It’s a bit like that.
😢

Can’t park there mate.
“https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsActuallyInsane/comments/1w2ut6n/thats_one_way_to_park_a_car/”;https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsActuallyInsane/comments/1w2ut6n/thats_one_way_to_park_a_car/
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsActuallyInsane/comments/1w2ut6n/thats_one_way_to_park_a_car/
Now it works.
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsActuallyInsane/comments/1w2ut6n/thats_one_way_to_park_a_car/
Now it works.
Gosh!
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsActuallyInsane/comments/1w2ut6n/thats_one_way_to_park_a_car/
Now it works.
Gosh!
Shouldn’t it read how not to land a flying car?
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
Can’t park there mate.https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsActuallyInsane/comments/1w2ut6n/thats_one_way_to_park_a_car/
Now it works.
“Oh, sounds like Daddy’s home, kids.”

Oh dear.


JudgeMental said:
!!!
JudgeMental said:
He’s enjoying a finger bun.
Spiny Norman said:
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Oh dear.
Look, i could say a lot of things about the US Navy.
But, i will not stand for people suggesting that thousands of them resort to prostituting themselves when they arrive in a port.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Oh dear.
Look, i could say a lot of things about the US Navy.
But, i will not stand for people suggesting that thousands of them resort to prostituting themselves when they arrive in a port.
There’s only so many lady-boys to go around.
Witty Rejoinder said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Oh dear.
Look, i could say a lot of things about the US Navy.
But, i will not stand for people suggesting that thousands of them resort to prostituting themselves when they arrive in a port.
There’s only so many lady-boys to go around.
In fairness that might be their only way to obtain food and medicine since the USN is pretty lax on supply these days
captain_spalding said:
JudgeMental said:
He’s enjoying a finger bun.
we still remember when military parades in unfavorable adversaries were fake


JudgeMental said:
how much?
gross
JudgeMental said:
Nice troll. :)
JudgeMental said:
Far Canal


wot
Spiny Norman said:
:)


IYKYK.


A map centred on New Zealand, but it’s not there.
Weird.
Spiny Norman said:
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A map centred on New Zealand, but it’s not there.
Weird.
Can’t even claim that it’s concealed under a long white cloud.
Spiny Norman said:
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A map centred on New Zealand, but it’s not there.
Weird.
New Zealand, beautiful one day…………..
Spiny Norman said:
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IYKYK.
IC
Spiny Norman said:
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A map centred on New Zealand, but it’s not there.
Weird.
It’s covered by a long white cloud. (Aotearoa.)
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
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A map centred on New Zealand, but it’s not there.
Weird.
Can’t even claim that it’s concealed under a long white cloud.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
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A map centred on New Zealand, but it’s not there.
Weird.
New Zealand took the photo.
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
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A map centred on New Zealand, but it’s not there.
Weird.
New Zealand took the photo.
Finally, a sensible explanation!
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
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A map centred on New Zealand, but it’s not there.
Weird.
New Zealand took the photo.
LOL

A short history of the trumps in the USA.
And Canada.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I7FJpVrLLnY
Some lovely stand-up comedy.
Spiny Norman said:
A short history of the trumps in the USA.
And Canada.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I7FJpVrLLnY
Some lovely stand-up comedy.
Good one!
:)

Ian said:
hehehehehe


Neophyte said:
but what’s the final one
SCIENCE said:
Neophyte said:
but what’s the final one
that.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
Neophyte said:
but what’s the final one
that.
ah so the lesson is that we should just terminate the process of agents we don’t like
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
but what’s the final one
that.
ah so the lesson is that we should just terminate the process of agents we don’t like
No, I meant we need to create a model of the universe that will operate for billions of years to answer the question of what the ultimate question is.
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
that.
ah so the lesson is that we should just terminate the process of agents we don’t like
No, I meant we need to create a model of the universe that will operate for billions of years to answer the question of what the ultimate question is.
According to channeled Pleiadian philosophy, the meaning of life is to awaken human consciousness, release fear-based illusions, and anchor unconditional love and unity on Earth.
Pleiadian teachings—popularized through channeled works like Bringers of the Dawn: Teachings from the Pleiadians by Barbara Marciniak—frame human existence as a profound spiritual journey.
Core Principles of Life’s Purpose:
You know, despite the Pleiades being such a young star system, they really do have some very advanced lifeforms.
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:ah so the lesson is that we should just terminate the process of agents we don’t like
No, I meant we need to create a model of the universe that will operate for billions of years to answer the question of what the ultimate question is.
According to channeled Pleiadian philosophy, the meaning of life is to awaken human consciousness, release fear-based illusions, and anchor unconditional love and unity on Earth.
Pleiadian teachings—popularized through channeled works like Bringers of the Dawn: Teachings from the Pleiadians by Barbara Marciniak—frame human existence as a profound spiritual journey.
Core Principles of Life’s Purpose:
- Awaken Consciousness: Humans are meant to evolve past physical limitations and shift from a fear-driven reality into higher dimensions of light and awareness.
- Live in the Present: Pleiadian wisdom stresses that power only exists in the present moment. You must stop worrying about the past or future and focus entirely on your “now”.
- Choose Love Over Fear: Every action should stem from unconditional love and personal empowerment rather than control or fear-based survival.
- Act with Impeccable Purpose: You give your life meaning by treating every daily choice and word as a conscious, empowering act.
You know, despite the Pleiades being such a young star system, they really do have some very advanced lifeforms.
Yep, they’re so advanced that they don’t exist.
Does this cartoon from 1906 describe a familiar situation?

Neophyte said:
Does this cartoon from 1906 describe a familiar situation?
Their phones are a bit chunky :)
Neophyte said:
🤩
This dude’s reviews on Google Maps




Divine Angel said:
This dude’s reviews on Google Maps
Ha!
Just shows that we can’t trust reviews.



dv said:
That’s about how my brain is functioning now.

fsm said:
14 2/3, surely.
The Rev Dodgson said:
fsm said:
14 2/3, surely.
Literary types can’t count. It’s a be real problem!
Witty Rejoinder said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
fsm said:
14 2/3, surely.
Literary types can’t count. It’s a be real problem!
Well he did OK with Fahrenheit 451.
Although if we want to be pedantic, I suppose it should be rounded up to 300.67.

Divine Angel said:
Myanmar also uses a few of its own local units of measure, in addition to imperial.
Sounds fair.
Border Collie Shows Off Her Slow Walk in Foam Snail Costume
Spiny Norman said:
Border Collie Shows Off Her Slow Walk in Foam Snail Costume
The cattle dog is ready. Gosh I love cattle dogs.
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
Border Collie Shows Off Her Slow Walk in Foam Snail CostumeThe cattle dog is ready. Gosh I love cattle dogs.


Spiny Norman said:
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
Border Collie Shows Off Her Slow Walk in Foam Snail CostumeThe cattle dog is ready. Gosh I love cattle dogs.
Exactly.
I follow an American couple on Facebook who rescue dogs in Mexico. The woman is a tad annoying, but I persevere because of one rescue they did recently who has won so many people’s hearts. Expedition Ona and Birdie.
Birdie has recently had her tail and both hind legs amputated. She was found with a broken back and dragging her hind parts around.
Birdie is the most beautiful dog.
From the dirt streets to the ocean and running with her wheelchair.
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
kii said:The cattle dog is ready. Gosh I love cattle dogs.
Exactly.
I follow an American couple on Facebook who rescue dogs in Mexico. The woman is a tad annoying, but I persevere because of one rescue they did recently who has won so many people’s hearts. Expedition Ona and Birdie.
Birdie has recently had her tail and both hind legs amputated. She was found with a broken back and dragging her hind parts around.
Birdie is the most beautiful dog.
From the dirt streets to the ocean and running with her wheelchair.
:)
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
kii said:The cattle dog is ready. Gosh I love cattle dogs.
Exactly.
I follow an American couple on Facebook who rescue dogs in Mexico. The woman is a tad annoying, but I persevere because of one rescue they did recently who has won so many people’s hearts. Expedition Ona and Birdie.
Birdie has recently had her tail and both hind legs amputated. She was found with a broken back and dragging her hind parts around.
Birdie is the most beautiful dog.
From the dirt streets to the ocean and running with her wheelchair.
I watch similar videos.
Tears of sadness and joy in the one video.
Peter Mark Roget began privately arranging words by meaning in 1805, while still a young physician.
After leaving medical practice at 61, he spent twelve years turning that lifelong habit into a classification of the English language; he published it at 73, and Roget’s Thesaurus has never gone out of print in more than 170 years.
Roget’s famous reference work grew from a private catalogue begun in 1805. Its long development, idea-first structure and continuing revisions make the real story richer than a simple retirement tale.
ms spock said:
Peter Mark Roget began privately arranging words by meaning in 1805, while still a young physician.
After leaving medical practice at 61, he spent twelve years turning that lifelong habit into a classification of the English language; he published it at 73, and Roget’s Thesaurus has never gone out of print in more than 170 years.Roget’s famous reference work grew from a private catalogue begun in 1805. Its long development, idea-first structure and continuing revisions make the real story richer than a simple retirement tale.
Rong Fred
Tau.Neutrino said:
LOL

JudgeMental said:
Neither the bingbot or the googlebot know where that comes from.
The googlebot reckons it is satire.
I hope it is right.
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
Neither the bingbot or the googlebot know where that comes from.
The googlebot reckons it is satire.
I hope it is right.
it is from that bastion of truth The Bell Tower Times.
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
Neither the bingbot or the googlebot know where that comes from.
The googlebot reckons it is satire.
I hope it is right.
Unfortunately some people won’t recognise it as satire and go along with it.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
Neither the bingbot or the googlebot know where that comes from.
The googlebot reckons it is satire.
I hope it is right.
Unfortunately some people won’t recognise it as satire and go along with it.
maybe the same people who think playing fascism is just a joke

fsm said:
Melania 😂
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Neither the bingbot or the googlebot know where that comes from.
The googlebot reckons it is satire.
I hope it is right.
Unfortunately some people won’t recognise it as satire and go along with it.
maybe the same people who think playing fascism is just a joke
Maybe.
fsm said:
:)


Divine Angel said:
So many folks are standing up.



How to summon a dad.
Humour.
Cheeky.
Futurama FTW.
Spiny Norman said:
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Futurama FTW.
Trump would make Zapp look like a saint
Cymek said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Futurama FTW.
Trump would make Zapp look like a saint
Trump would make the perfect DOOP president.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Cymek said:
Spiny Norman said:
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Futurama FTW.
Trump would make Zapp look like a saint
Trump would make the perfect DOOP president.
That is true and he could claim he’s got sexlexia
Can we talk about that strange wizard

The Rev Dodgson said:

Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Exactly :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bubblecar said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Exactly :)
but how is it completely wrong to observe features w,x,y,z in a picture that contains, among other things, features z,y,x,w

JudgeMental said:
:)
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
:)
that’s ¡ us

Spiny Norman said:
The quote part seems to be missing.
“Viking are coming, and they mean business!”
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
The quote part seems to be missing.
“Viking are coming, and they mean business!”
I thought that might be the case.
Divine Angel said:
LOL
:)
On the London Underground trains.
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
The quote part seems to be missing.
“Viking are coming, and they mean business!”
I thought that might be the case.
Left out to keep it brief.
Spiny Norman said:
IDGI
Spiny Norman said:
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On the London Underground trains.
OPSM will be selling those glasses soon. Saw an ad today.
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
The quote part seems to be missing.
“Viking are coming, and they mean business!”
That now makes sense. 😁


SCIENCE said:
It seems that every comment apart from mod comments has been deleted. I was so hoping there was more to this story…

fsm said:
‘Shopped. Trump’s hand on Einstein’s shoulder is too large.
Michael V said:
fsm said:
‘Shopped. Trump’s hand on Einstein’s shoulder is too large.
The picture looks sort of familiar :)
Michael V said:
fsm said:
‘Shopped. Trump’s hand on Einstein’s shoulder is too large.
The hand isn’t Trump’s, it’s Thing from the Adams family, Thing loves mathematics and does most of the work you see on the black boards. Thing also turns over pages when Einsteins having a pipe.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
‘Shopped. Trump’s hand on Einstein’s shoulder is too large.
The hand isn’t Trump’s, it’s Thing from the Adams family, Thing loves mathematics and does most of the work you see on the black boards. Thing also turns over pages when Einsteins having a pipe.
Thing loves giving Einstein a hand.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Michael V said:
fsm said:
‘Shopped. Trump’s hand on Einstein’s shoulder is too large.
The hand isn’t Trump’s, it’s Thing from the Addams family, Thing loves mathematics and does most of the work you see on the black boards. Thing also turns over pages when Einsteins having a pipe.
Ah. Thanks for clarifying.
fsm said:
I bet they’re both thinking, bastards got a better suit than mine.


Tau.Neutrino said:
fsm said:
I bet they’re both thinking, bastards got a better suit than mine.
trump card
Dogs, not walking.
https://bsky.app/profile/bearysweet.bsky.social/post/3mvm7tromv22j
Spiny Norman said:
Dogs, not walking.https://bsky.app/profile/bearysweet.bsky.social/post/3mvm7tromv22j
Have to sign in.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Dogs, not walking.https://bsky.app/profile/bearysweet.bsky.social/post/3mvm7tromv22j
Have to sign in.
Sorry …
Becoming a rogue in his later years, Dumbo terrorized the world’s flyways.
A lorry carrying a shipment of Worcestershire sauce was driving through Loughborough, when it ploughed head-on into a Lamborghini Murcielago.
The lorry then swerved and crashed into a Hyundai, carrying refractive geo optical accoutrements, severely injuring two ophthalmologists seated inside. One practitioner, originally from Saskatchewan , already afflicted with strongyloidiasis, instantly suffered an onset of hypercholesterolemia.
A local man, Tarquin Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh who witnessed the scene, alerted the emergency services using his Xiaomi smartphone.
A police spokesman later said
“It’s really difficult to say what happened here”.
JudgeMental said:
A lorry carrying a shipment of Worcestershire sauce was driving through Loughborough, when it ploughed head-on into a Lamborghini Murcielago.The lorry then swerved and crashed into a Hyundai, carrying refractive geo optical accoutrements, severely injuring two ophthalmologists seated inside. One practitioner, originally from Saskatchewan , already afflicted with strongyloidiasis, instantly suffered an onset of hypercholesterolemia.
A local man, Tarquin Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh who witnessed the scene, alerted the emergency services using his Xiaomi smartphone.
A police spokesman later said
“It’s really difficult to say what happened here”.
“instantly suffered an onset of hypercholesterolemia”
Well, that was unexpected. I have never read of instant onset high cholesterol.
JudgeMental said:
A lorry carrying a shipment of Worcestershire sauce was driving through Loughborough, when it ploughed head-on into a Lamborghini Murcielago.The lorry then swerved and crashed into a Hyundai, carrying refractive geo optical accoutrements, severely injuring two ophthalmologists seated inside. One practitioner, originally from Saskatchewan , already afflicted with strongyloidiasis, instantly suffered an onset of hypercholesterolemia.
A local man, Tarquin Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh who witnessed the scene, alerted the emergency services using his Xiaomi smartphone.
A police spokesman later said
“It’s really difficult to say what happened here”.
:)
dv said:
JudgeMental said:
A lorry carrying a shipment of Worcestershire sauce was driving through Loughborough, when it ploughed head-on into a Lamborghini Murcielago.The lorry then swerved and crashed into a Hyundai, carrying refractive geo optical accoutrements, severely injuring two ophthalmologists seated inside. One practitioner, originally from Saskatchewan , already afflicted with strongyloidiasis, instantly suffered an onset of hypercholesterolemia.
A local man, Tarquin Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh who witnessed the scene, alerted the emergency services using his Xiaomi smartphone.
A police spokesman later said
“It’s really difficult to say what happened here”.
:)
+1

Everybody dance now

JudgeMental said:
Growing corianderhttps://www.facebook.com/reel/1034634359142132
Heh. Me, I like coriander.
JudgeMental said:
The trolley problem
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2086658501955566
wait wait there were 5 people on that ocean gate thing
JudgeMental said:
The trolley problemhttps://www.facebook.com/reel/2086658501955566
I’d hit the switch as the trolley gets to the intersection so as to derail it.
JudgeMental said:
a chess game for DVhttps://www.facebook.com/reel/576369038818756
It seems as though this was just a poorly defined experiment.


Not a meme or amusing though.
Spiny Norman said:
It would also be on fire
Spiny Norman said:
LOLz
This is even worse than the elevator fire video.
Spiny Norman said:

dv said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
dv said:
Spiny Norman said:
LOLz
:)
I think the handbrake’s gone on this car. It keeps rolling downhill.

JudgeMental said:
I think the handbrake’s gone on this car. It keeps rolling downhill.
:)
JudgeMental said:
I think the handbrake’s gone on this car. It keeps rolling downhill.
:)
sexist, fat shaming, probably others…

Ian said:
Ta.
:)
One of the great comedians, Sean Lock, with his story, “the tiger who came for a pint.”
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-UW8NkX4cPg
RIP Sean. :(
Spiny Norman said:
One of the great comedians, Sean Lock, with his story, “the tiger who came for a pint.”https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-UW8NkX4cPg
RIP Sean. :(
:)
Can’t remember if I posted it or not

Divine Angel said:
Can’t remember if I posted it or not
somebody did post this recently.
Divine Angel said:
Can’t remember if I posted it or not
I invented chicken pizza in 1981.
I’m still waiting for the royalties to flow in dammit.
Divine Angel said:
Can’t remember if I posted it or not
Somebody did.
Spiny Norman said:
Divine Angel said:
Can’t remember if I posted it or not
I invented chicken pizza in 1981.
I’m still waiting for the royalties to flow in dammit.
Surely that’d be “fly in”.
And yet more Quora crap :

The Rev Dodgson said:
And yet more Quora crap :
I’ll take Personal Liberty for $600, Alex.
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
And yet more Quora crap :
I’ll take Personal Liberty for $600, Alex.
we mean you’d think it more correct if they mirrored it and replaced hate with love
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
And yet more Quora crap :
I’ll take Personal Liberty for $600, Alex.
we mean you’d think it more correct if they mirrored it and replaced hate with love
Yes. Trump himself doesn’t seem to believe in any of those stated policies anyway. So a vote for Trump is a vote against those policies. it really is a case of those voters loving Trump.
True story.
Spiny Norman said:
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True story.
I don’t know, Mick Jagger looks pretty ancient too.
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
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True story.
I don’t know, Mick Jagger looks pretty ancient too.
It’s not about looks. The Rolling Stones are considering another tour next year. Doubt Mitchy boy will make it to next year.
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
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True story.
I don’t know, Mick Jagger looks pretty ancient too.
A great little story about Jagger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_vBoF4TXvg
Spiny Norman said:
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
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True story.
I don’t know, Mick Jagger looks pretty ancient too.
A great little story about Jagger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_vBoF4TXvg
:)
Spiny Norman said:
I can tell you – it’s not getting back into my car looking like that!

Divine Angel said:
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
True story.
I don’t know, Mick Jagger looks pretty ancient too.
It’s not about looks. The Rolling Stones are considering another tour next year. Doubt Mitchy boy will make it to next year.
Memes…politics…memes…politics
Anyway, emperor’s new clothes etc

Now go bleach your eyes
Divine Angel said:
Memes…politics…memes…politicsAnyway, emperor’s new clothes etc
Now go bleach your eyes
Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh!
Divine Angel said:
Bubblecar said:
Spiny Norman said:
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True story.
I don’t know, Mick Jagger looks pretty ancient too.
It’s not about looks. The Rolling Stones are considering another tour next year. Doubt Mitchy boy will make it to next year.
And Mitch had to be coached not to vote YES with the Democrats. Whilst Mick Jagger can engage with others without being told what to say and do.

Divine Angel said:
Snort.
A service dog under training, not doing very well at all.
https://bsky.app/profile/kateretired.bsky.social/post/3mvxj7o7eok25
Spiny Norman said:
In one of the local facebook groups yesterday, someone complained that their daughter put an artwork outside to dry, then someone drove past and stole it. When the daughter ran outside to say it wasn’t available, the driver yelled, “Thank youuuuuuu!” and drove off with it.
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
In one of the local facebook groups yesterday, someone complained that their daughter put an artwork outside to dry, then someone drove past and stole it. When the daughter ran outside to say it wasn’t available, the driver yelled, “Thank youuuuuuu!” and drove off with it.
Bloody!
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
In one of the local facebook groups yesterday, someone complained that their daughter put an artwork outside to dry, then someone drove past and stole it. When the daughter ran outside to say it wasn’t available, the driver yelled, “Thank youuuuuuu!” and drove off with it.
Bloody!
Did they get his numberplate though?
The dog realized that his owners were packing a suitcase for a trip, so he started packing his things too.
https://bsky.app/profile/rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social/post/3mvyjvaxc542q
Spiny Norman said:
The dog realized that his owners were packing a suitcase for a trip, so he started packing his things too.https://bsky.app/profile/rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social/post/3mvyjvaxc542q
I love dogs.
Spiny Norman said:
The dog realized that his owners were packing a suitcase for a trip, so he started packing his things too.https://bsky.app/profile/rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social/post/3mvyjvaxc542q
Better not show this to Jellybean

Well this looks perfectly safe.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/comments/1wldfv3/fun_at_the_workshop/
Bloke attaches a giant circular saw blade to an angle grinder and another bloke cuts a bit of wood with it.
Spiny Norman said:
Well this looks perfectly safe.https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/comments/1wldfv3/fun_at_the_workshop/
Bloke attaches a giant circular saw blade to an angle grinder and another bloke cuts a bit of wood with it.
Nup. Not gonna look.
Spiny Norman said:
Well this looks perfectly safe.https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/comments/1wldfv3/fun_at_the_workshop/
Bloke attaches a giant circular saw blade to an angle grinder and another bloke cuts a bit of wood with it.

captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Well this looks perfectly safe.https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/comments/1wldfv3/fun_at_the_workshop/
Bloke attaches a giant circular saw blade to an angle grinder and another bloke cuts a bit of wood with it.
Much safer option.

Tau.Neutrino said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Well this looks perfectly safe.https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/comments/1wldfv3/fun_at_the_workshop/
Bloke attaches a giant circular saw blade to an angle grinder and another bloke cuts a bit of wood with it.
Much safer option.
FWIW I have one of those tiny Bosch chainsaws and have used it in anger a few times.
Teeny-tiny anger.
Spiny Norman said:
Well this looks perfectly safe.https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/comments/1wldfv3/fun_at_the_workshop/
Bloke attaches a giant circular saw blade to an angle grinder and another bloke cuts a bit of wood with it.
Pharque!

Spiny Norman said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
captain_spalding said:
Much safer option.
FWIW I have one of those tiny Bosch chainsaws and have used it in anger a few times.
Teeny-tiny anger.
I’ve used one, they’re fun to use.

Ian said:


Such a pain when I get into the shower and someone goes into the basement. What suggestions do you have to help with this design? I’m tired of falling down the stairs when I get out of the shower.
Not the best thought-out house.
Spiny Norman said:
Ian said:
Jellybean’s plan.
Ian said:
That’s no crime. That’s fun.
Michael V said:
Ian said:
That’s no crime. That’s fun.
It is a crime against canimanity!
ms spock said:
Michael V said:
Ian said:
That’s no crime. That’s fun.
It is a crime against canimanity!
I have never met a dog that didn’t like that fun game.
Michael V said:
ms spock said:
Michael V said:That’s no crime. That’s fun.
It is a crime against canimanity!
I have never met a dog that didn’t like that fun game.
As long as it ends with the ball being released, or doggy soon becomes a nervous wreck.



Neophyte said:
Chortle 🤭
Divine Angel said:
Neophyte said:
Chortle 🤭
Sent this to a fellow I know. He sent it to an ex whom he remembered was an “Alice” fan. She apparently hit back straight away that it’s transphobic. Have to admit I’m slightly stumped as to that interpretation…can anyone enlighten me?
Neophyte said:
Divine Angel said:
Neophyte said:
Chortle 🤭
Sent this to a fellow I know. He sent it to an ex whom he remembered was an “Alice” fan. She apparently hit back straight away that it’s transphobic. Have to admit I’m slightly stumped as to that interpretation…can anyone enlighten me?
I’ve got no idea of any of them.
Neophyte said:
Divine Angel said:
Neophyte said:
Chortle 🤭
Sent this to a fellow I know. He sent it to an ex whom he remembered was an “Alice” fan. She apparently hit back straight away that it’s transphobic. Have to admit I’m slightly stumped as to that interpretation…can anyone enlighten me?
Maybe she’s a bit thick and thought it was Alice speaking.
Neophyte said:
Divine Angel said:
Neophyte said:
Chortle 🤭
Sent this to a fellow I know. He sent it to an ex whom he remembered was an “Alice” fan. She apparently hit back straight away that it’s transphobic. Have to admit I’m slightly stumped as to that interpretation…can anyone enlighten me?
Is it not Tweedledum wanting to be called Dave? Not Alice?
Neophyte said:
Divine Angel said:
Neophyte said:
Chortle 🤭
Sent this to a fellow I know. He sent it to an ex whom he remembered was an “Alice” fan. She apparently hit back straight away that it’s transphobic. Have to admit I’m slightly stumped as to that interpretation…can anyone enlighten me?
Divine Angel said:
Neophyte said:
Divine Angel said:Chortle 🤭
Sent this to a fellow I know. He sent it to an ex whom he remembered was an “Alice” fan. She apparently hit back straight away that it’s transphobic. Have to admit I’m slightly stumped as to that interpretation…can anyone enlighten me?
Is it not Tweedledum wanting to be called Dave? Not Alice?
that is my interpretation. Though the Rev is probably a better source.

JudgeMental said:
Bed of nails will fix that shit.
JudgeMental said:
Divine Angel said:
Neophyte said:Sent this to a fellow I know. He sent it to an ex whom he remembered was an “Alice” fan. She apparently hit back straight away that it’s transphobic. Have to admit I’m slightly stumped as to that interpretation…can anyone enlighten me?
Is it not Tweedledum wanting to be called Dave? Not Alice?
that is my interpretation. Though the Rev is probably a better source.
I have NFI :)
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
Ian said:
Jellybean’s plan.
don’t yous sociopaths do the fake throw when seagulls are screaming for chips


Neophyte said:
:)

Spiny Norman said:
I really shouldn’t look at stuff like that with a mouth full of tea.
Spiny Norman said:
I’ve had ‘forgetfulness headaches’.
But, eventually i learn to duck under whatever is too low.
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.

The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
What is wrong with that car?
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
Jebus Christ!
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
What is wrong with that car?
Something is very wrong with it’s wheels roughbarked. It looks like it could walk away. If Herbie Goes Banana turns up!
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
Jesus Christ.
ms spock said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
Jebus Christ!
It’s easier to see in the smaller image.

ms spock said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
What is wrong with that car?
Something is very wrong with it’s wheels roughbarked. It looks like it could walk away. If Herbie Goes Banana turns up!
It’s an AI image, and otherwise quite well done.
ms spock said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
What is wrong with that car?
Something is very wrong with it’s wheels roughbarked. It looks like it could walk away. If Herbie Goes Banana turns up!
Herbie looks to have gone bananas.
Spiny Norman said:
ms spock said:
roughbarked said:What is wrong with that car?
Something is very wrong with it’s wheels roughbarked. It looks like it could walk away. If Herbie Goes Banana turns up!
It’s an AI image, and otherwise quite well done.
I actually picked this one as an AI image. Which is happy making because often I am uncertain.
roughbarked said:
ms spock said:
roughbarked said:What is wrong with that car?
Something is very wrong with it’s wheels roughbarked. It looks like it could walk away. If Herbie Goes Banana turns up!
Herbie looks to have gone bananas.
:))
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
What is wrong with that car?
The weird car is not the point :)
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
Jesus Christ.
The Quora commenters insist that it is actually far Kenau Reeves.
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
What is wrong with that car?
Car’s not here.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
Jesus Christ.
The Quora commenters insist that it is actually far Kenau Reeves.
Never heard of him.
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
What is wrong with that car?
Car’s not here.
Has he put that naughty armless chair in time out?
ms spock said:
Peak Warming Man said:
roughbarked said:What is wrong with that car?
Car’s not here.
Has he put that naughty armless chair in time out?
Not the sort of chair to sample fine wines and whisky in.
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was just about to give up on this then I half looked away and saw it.
Or open them wide and check out the very strange car.
Spiny Norman said:
Perfect!
roughbarked said:
ms spock said:
Peak Warming Man said:Car’s not here.
Has he put that naughty armless chair in time out?
Not the sort of chair to sample fine wines and whisky in.
(((concurs with her learned colleague)))
Mr Car requires an upgrade from an armless chair to a chair with arms.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Perfect!
This needs to be kept for anyone who has a Dingle or a scratch..
Hallmark could make cards.
alleged

SCIENCE said:
alleged
alternative form but again when they write in the obvious it kind of metareinforces the metapoint, they should have stopped at smiles

SCIENCE said:
alleged
I read a long tíme agó I réad that If the film industry put all their money in a bank account that they would earn more money from the interest instead of making films. I don’t remember where I read it.
SCIENCE said:
SCIENCE said:
alleged
alternative form but again when they write in the obvious it kind of metareinforces the metapoint, they should have stopped at smiles

Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Perfect!
Very hands on coppers.




Divine Angel said:
war is peace freedom is slavery ignorance is strength
Divine Angel said:
Heh!
Neophyte said:
LOL

Spiny Norman said:
:)
Perfect!
A not terribly effective way of demolishing a large chimney, but fun at least.
Spiny Norman said:
A not terribly effective way of demolishing a large chimney, but fun at least.
!!!
Tbf I know people who aren’t MAGA who only focus on things they hate.

Divine Angel said:
Tbf I know people who aren’t MAGA who only focus on things they hate.
All the Pauline Hanson and conservative voters. Are spurred into action by hate or fear.
Divine Angel said:
Tbf I know people who aren’t MAGA who only focus on things they hate.
She obviously hasn’t been in here.
I was about to post some mind-bendingly bad flerfist crap from Quora, but decided to go with this instead:

The Rev Dodgson said:
I was about to post some mind-bendingly bad flerfist crap from Quora, but decided to go with this instead:
Like.
Why not both?
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was about to post some mind-bendingly bad flerfist crap from Quora, but decided to go with this instead:
Like.
Why not both?
I thought I spare you the flerfist stuff.
The only thing different about it was that the guy claimed to have a PhD from the University of Wales.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was about to post some mind-bendingly bad flerfist crap from Quora, but decided to go with this instead:
Like.
Why not both?
I thought I spare you the flerfist stuff.
The only thing different about it was that the guy claimed to have a PhD from the University of Wales.
Yeah, well, I could claim to have a PhD from Oxford. Doesn’t make it true.
I studied for my PhD at Sydney University. That’s true.
But I didn’t attain my doctorate. That’s also true.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I was about to post some mind-bendingly bad flerfist crap from Quora, but decided to go with this instead:
Like.
Why not both?
I thought I spare you the flerfist stuff.
The only thing different about it was that the guy claimed to have a PhD from the University of Wales.
Yeah, well, I could claim to have a PhD from Oxford. Doesn’t make it true.
I studied for my PhD at Sydney University. That’s true.
But I didn’t attain my doctorate. That’s also true.
but one mustn’t spare others the bad stuff, it’s like how deity allows there to be bad in the world because that is necessary for people to know what is good
SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I thought I spare you the flerfist stuff.
The only thing different about it was that the guy claimed to have a PhD from the University of Wales.
Yeah, well, I could claim to have a PhD from Oxford. Doesn’t make it true.
I studied for my PhD at Sydney University. That’s true.
But I didn’t attain my doctorate. That’s also true.
but one mustn’t spare others the bad stuff, it’s like how deity allows there to be bad in the world because that is necessary for people to know what is good
Like one can’t have the god without the devil?
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:Like.
Why not both?
I thought I spare you the flerfist stuff.
The only thing different about it was that the guy claimed to have a PhD from the University of Wales.
Yeah, well, I could claim to have a PhD from Oxford. Doesn’t make it true.
I studied for my PhD at Sydney University. That’s true.
But I didn’t attain my doctorate. That’s also true.
I started at the school of hard knocks then went on to the university of life.
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:I thought I spare you the flerfist stuff.
The only thing different about it was that the guy claimed to have a PhD from the University of Wales.
Yeah, well, I could claim to have a PhD from Oxford. Doesn’t make it true.
I studied for my PhD at Sydney University. That’s true.
But I didn’t attain my doctorate. That’s also true.
I started at the school of hard knocks then went on to the university of life.
As so many of us did.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Michael V said:Yeah, well, I could claim to have a PhD from Oxford. Doesn’t make it true.
I studied for my PhD at Sydney University. That’s true.
But I didn’t attain my doctorate. That’s also true.
I started at the school of hard knocks then went on to the university of life.
As so many of us did.
yeah, but I turned out OK.

JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:I started at the school of hard knocks then went on to the university of life.
As so many of us did.
yeah, but I turned out OK.
As we all did. The others are dead.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
As so many of us did.
yeah, but I turned out OK.
As we all did. The others are dead.

SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
yeah, but I turned out OK.
As we all did. The others are dead.
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:I started at the school of hard knocks then went on to the university of life.
As so many of us did.
yeah, but I turned out OK.
We’ll be the judge of that.
Tamb said:
SCIENCE said:roughbarked said:
As we all did. The others are dead.
There is also the possibility that the ack ack missed altogether.

The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:As so many of us did.
yeah, but I turned out OK.
We’ll be the judge of that.
My mum told me on her death bed that i was a terrible arsehole when i was a kid but as I got older I got better…
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:yeah, but I turned out OK.
We’ll be the judge of that.
My mum told me on her death bed that i was a terrible arsehole when i was a kid but as I got older I got better…
and mothers are never wrong.
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:yeah, but I turned out OK.
We’ll be the judge of that.
My mum told me on her death bed that i was a terrible arsehole when i was a kid but as I got older I got better…
I guess she’d know.
I hope that is a happy memory :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:We’ll be the judge of that.
My mum told me on her death bed that i was a terrible arsehole when i was a kid but as I got older I got better…
I guess she’d know.
I hope that is a happy memory :)
I’m not sure. I didn’t know whether she meant I got better at being an arsehole as I got older or became a better person. she died before she could elucidate.
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:My mum told me on her death bed that i was a terrible arsehole when i was a kid but as I got older I got better…
I guess she’d know.
I hope that is a happy memory :)
I’m not sure. I didn’t know whether she meant I got better at being an arsehole as I got older or became a better person. she died before she could elucidate.
You shouldn’t‘ve held the pillow over her head so hard. She may then have been able to communicate.


The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:As so many of us did.
yeah, but I turned out OK.
We’ll be the judge of that.
Oh you are funny barestewards
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:yeah, but I turned out OK.
We’ll be the judge of that.
My mum told me on her death bed that i was a terrible arsehole when i was a kid but as I got older I got better…
So was she being witty?
JudgeMental said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:My mum told me on her death bed that i was a terrible arsehole when i was a kid but as I got older I got better…
I guess she’d know.
I hope that is a happy memory :)
I’m not sure. I didn’t know whether she meant I got better at being an arsehole as I got older or became a better person. she died before she could elucidate.
Oh nooooooooo!
ms spock said:
:)

Bogsnorkler said:
pretty sure reduced load just grows back within hours but whatever pretty sure you were serious
SCIENCE said:
Bogsnorkler said:
pretty sure reduced load just grows back within hours but whatever pretty sure you were serious
How is it going to grow back? grow back from what? it’s all dead!

I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
The Rev Dodgson said:
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I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
shuts down browser and makes the sign of the cross
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
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I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
shuts down browser and makes the sign of the cross
That’s interesting, the default view is different in the small image to the large image (for me anyway).
Didn’t think this one through.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/comments/1wrx186/trying_to_flying_swimming/
That’s gonna leave a mark.
The Rev Dodgson said:
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I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
That is what they do but it isn’t them that flip. It is you. ;)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
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I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
shuts down browser and makes the sign of the cross
That’s interesting, the default view is different in the small image to the large image (for me anyway).
That’s because it looks further away?
Spiny Norman said:
Didn’t think this one through.https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/comments/1wrx186/trying_to_flying_swimming/
That’s gonna leave a mark.
!!!
The Rev Dodgson said:
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I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
Stephen Miller et al at uq did some research about 25 or so years ago into this phenomenon. They generated a cloud of rotating dots, and asked subjects to tell them which way the dots were rotating, but asked them to keep watching. After some time, the direction of rotation of the dots changed, than after some more time, they switched back. The time between switching was the same for each participant, but different between participants — that is, each participant had a characteristic switching time that was unique to that participant. The researchers contend that the switch between rotating left-to-right to right-to-left and back was the subject’s brain switching from left hemisphere to right hemisphere and back. Their experimental notes, including the rotating dot cloud, were left online for at least 20 years, but appears to have been taken down now.
Their report is Interhemispheric switching mediates perceptual rivalry, or https://doi.org/10.1016/S0960-9822(00)00416-4
Someone on the net used their work (without credit) to produce that pirouetting ballerina a few years ago, although without the interhemispheric switching notes from the original research.
btm said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
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I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
Stephen Miller et al at uq did some research about 25 or so years ago into this phenomenon. They generated a cloud of rotating dots, and asked subjects to tell them which way the dots were rotating, but asked them to keep watching. After some time, the direction of rotation of the dots changed, than after some more time, they switched back. The time between switching was the same for each participant, but different between participants — that is, each participant had a characteristic switching time that was unique to that participant. The researchers contend that the switch between rotating left-to-right to right-to-left and back was the subject’s brain switching from left hemisphere to right hemisphere and back. Their experimental notes, including the rotating dot cloud, were left online for at least 20 years, but appears to have been taken down now.
Their report is Interhemispheric switching mediates perceptual rivalry, or https://doi.org/10.1016/S0960-9822(00)00416-4
Someone on the net used their work (without credit) to produce that pirouetting ballerina a few years ago, although without the interhemispheric switching notes from the original research.
Not quite the same thing, but I love this observation test.
btm said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
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I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
Stephen Miller et al at uq did some research about 25 or so years ago into this phenomenon. They generated a cloud of rotating dots, and asked subjects to tell them which way the dots were rotating, but asked them to keep watching. After some time, the direction of rotation of the dots changed, than after some more time, they switched back. The time between switching was the same for each participant, but different between participants — that is, each participant had a characteristic switching time that was unique to that participant. The researchers contend that the switch between rotating left-to-right to right-to-left and back was the subject’s brain switching from left hemisphere to right hemisphere and back. Their experimental notes, including the rotating dot cloud, were left online for at least 20 years, but appears to have been taken down now.
Their report is Interhemispheric switching mediates perceptual rivalry, or https://doi.org/10.1016/S0960-9822(00)00416-4
Someone on the net used their work (without credit) to produce that pirouetting ballerina a few years ago, although without the interhemispheric switching notes from the original research.
Thanks for that, all VI :)

Not exactly the brightest candle on the cake here.
Funny though.

Bogsnorkler said:
:)
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
:)
+1

Spiny Norman said:
I took the last one.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
I took the last one.
Yeah I assumed that :)
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
I took the last one.
Yeah I assumed that :)
Are you only 50km from Toowoomba?
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:I took the last one.
Yeah I assumed that :)
Are you only 50km from Toowoomba?
Way more. :)
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:Yeah I assumed that :)
Are you only 50km from Toowoomba?
Way more. :)
Just checked, as the chook flies it’s about 154 km.
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
captain_spalding said:Are you only 50km from Toowoomba?
Way more. :)
Just checked, as the chook flies it’s about 154 km.
That was my understanding/impression.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
I took the last one.
😂

The Rev Dodgson said:
Peak Warming Man said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
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I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
shuts down browser and makes the sign of the cross
That’s interesting, the default view is different in the small image to the large image (for me anyway).
now introduce a cue that stuff suggests the presence of a light source

The Rev Dodgson said:
btm said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
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I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
Stephen Miller et al at uq did some research about 25 or so years ago into this phenomenon. They generated a cloud of rotating dots, and asked subjects to tell them which way the dots were rotating, but asked them to keep watching. After some time, the direction of rotation of the dots changed, than after some more time, they switched back. The time between switching was the same for each participant, but different between participants — that is, each participant had a characteristic switching time that was unique to that participant. The researchers contend that the switch between rotating left-to-right to right-to-left and back was the subject’s brain switching from left hemisphere to right hemisphere and back. Their experimental notes, including the rotating dot cloud, were left online for at least 20 years, but appears to have been taken down now.
Their report is Interhemispheric switching mediates perceptual rivalry, or https://doi.org/10.1016/S0960-9822(00)00416-4
Someone on the net used their work (without credit) to produce that pirouetting ballerina a few years ago, although without the interhemispheric switching notes from the original research.
Thanks for that, all VI :)
wait so different hemispheres are required to interpret light sources
Ian said:
it’s a bit primative
The Rev Dodgson said:
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I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
What stairs?
Ian said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
I don’t know about every 10 seconds, but they do flip over without warning, then back again.
What stairs?
stares


Spiny Norman said:
Bar Steward!
Spiny Norman said:
Somebody put a lot of work into that :)
Or was it AI?
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Somebody put a lot of work into that :)
Or was it AI?
wait did nobody put a lot of work into artificial intelligence
… and now I’ve got a headache.

but I did see it eventually.
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Somebody put a lot of work into that :)
Or was it AI?
wait did nobody put a lot of work into artificial intelligence
Sure, some people put lots of work into AI.
And I wonder how the poor buggers feel now, when they see what it is being used for.
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and now I’ve got a headache.
but I did see it eventually.
With my glasses off, i don’t even have to shake my head, it works if i just blur my vision slightly.
With glasses on, the head-shaking works, but not very well. Blurring my vision doesn’t work at all with glasseson.
captain_spalding said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and now I’ve got a headache.
but I did see it eventually.
With my glasses off, i don’t even have to shake my head, it works if i just blur my vision slightly.
With glasses on, the head-shaking works, but not very well. Blurring my vision doesn’t work at all with glasseson.
And once again, it is much clearer in the small image.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Somebody put a lot of work into that :)
Or was it AI?
Dates from pre AI.
Witty Rejoinder said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Somebody put a lot of work into that :)
Or was it AI?
Dates from pre AI.
That’s alright then :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:The Rev Dodgson said:
Somebody put a lot of work into that :)
Or was it AI?
wait did nobody put a lot of work into artificial intelligence
Sure, some people put lots of work into AI.
And I wonder how the poor buggers feel now, when they see what it is being used for.
Richard Dawkins has a lot to answer for!
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and now I’ve got a headache.
but I did see it eventually.
Is it Leon
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and now I’ve got a headache.
but I did see it eventually.
What did you see?
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and now I’ve got a headache.
but I did see it eventually.
What did you see?
Someone looking at me.
Spiny Norman said:
Nice one.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and now I’ve got a headache.
but I did see it eventually.
What did you see?
Someone looking at me.
But who is it? I just get the faintest allusion of an illusion.
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:What did you see?
Someone looking at me.
But who is it? I just get the faintest allusion of an illusion.
Me too, I have no idea who it is.
But for a long time I saw nothing at all.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Somebody put a lot of work into that :)
Or was it AI?
I think I saw that many, many years ago.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Nice one.
When the black cat known as Kiisuka was alive we’d play a game with her called Sago. As she slept in front of the heater we’d drop individual pearls onto her black fluff. They’d disappear into her thick black coat. You lost the game if your pearl didn’t disappear.
Sometimes she woke up and looked at us like we were idiots.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:Someone looking at me.
But who is it? I just get the faintest allusion of an illusion.
Me too, I have no idea who it is.
But for a long time I saw nothing at all.
Oh. I saw the faint person immediately. Without even shaking my head. When I shook my head I got a headache. When I checked with google, it identified it incorrectly. With writing. (Was it “You are Loved”? I can’t remember.)
buffy said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Spiny Norman said:
Somebody put a lot of work into that :)
Or was it AI?
I think I saw that many, many years ago.
on here, but what’s old is new
kii said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Nice one.
When the black cat known as Kiisuka was alive we’d play a game with her called Sago. As she slept in front of the heater we’d drop individual pearls onto her black fluff. They’d disappear into her thick black coat. You lost the game if your pearl didn’t disappear.
Sometimes she woke up and looked at us like we were idiots.
Was she right?
captain_spalding said:
kii said:
Michael V said:Nice one.
When the black cat known as Kiisuka was alive we’d play a game with her called Sago. As she slept in front of the heater we’d drop individual pearls onto her black fluff. They’d disappear into her thick black coat. You lost the game if your pearl didn’t disappear.
Sometimes she woke up and looked at us like we were idiots.
Was she right?
Oh yes indeed.
Kiisu and elk.

Kiisu collage with Natasha Fanny Charlie Cat.


Spiny Norman said:
Love it
The Rev Dodgson said:
… and now I’ve got a headache.
but I did see it eventually.
+1

Bogsnorkler said:
Go hiontoch!
Bogsnorkler said:
LOL.
:)

dv said:
Awesome if it can be reversed remotely or by a parameter.

Bogsnorkler said:
:)
The Rev Dodgson said:
:)

Bogsnorkler said:
isn’t this just creativity farming for 跟爱 intellectual property theft

Bogsnorkler said:
Listen, the yellow submarine isn’t real, nothing in Sgt. Pepper’ is real.
We were just kidding about all that other stuff.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Listen, the yellow submarine isn’t real, nothing in Sgt. Pepper’ is real.
We were just kidding about all that other stuff.
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
captain_spalding said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Listen, the yellow submarine isn’t real, nothing in Sgt. Pepper’ is real.
We were just kidding about all that other stuff.
Nothing is real
Until UXO’s start going off around you. Then it gets real very fast.
At that point you start rethinking your life choices.
Kingy said:
captain_spalding said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Listen, the yellow submarine isn’t real, nothing in Sgt. Pepper’ is real.
We were just kidding about all that other stuff.
Nothing is real
Until UXO’s start going off around you. Then it gets real very fast.
At that point you start rethinking your life choices.
My favourite description:
“…the space between ‘subject’ and ‘object’ bangs shut in a fast wash of adrenaline.”
captain_spalding said:
Kingy said:
captain_spalding said:Nothing is real
Until UXO’s start going off around you. Then it gets real very fast.
At that point you start rethinking your life choices.
My favourite description:
“…the space between ‘subject’ and ‘object’ bangs shut in a fast wash of adrenaline.”
Yep, I had to edit out a lot of this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_11×12wf7v0
Apparently this “didn’t happen”.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Listen, the yellow submarine isn’t real, nothing in Sgt. Pepper’ is real.
We were just kidding about all that other stuff.
We weren’t transporting drugs using the yellow submarine.
Honestly.

dv said:
Lady i knew had reason to think that her kids needed anthelmintic medication – worm pills.
So, she got some, and it was the type that could be mixed with food, so into the evening meal it went. Everyone in the family got some.
She neglected to tell her husband about this. Had she remembered, she might have also told him about a transient effect of the medication – it turned your urine bright red.
Next morning, he got up a bit late, and dashed to work without any of the morning routine. When he got there, he was in urgent need of a wee, so it was straight to the toilet.
I understand that the ancient Egyptian word, ‘AAA!!’ was heard loud and clear throughout the workplace.

dv said:
I have always told my children that they came from the freezer and I will put them back in – when they annoyed me
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Lady i knew had reason to think that her kids needed anthelmintic medication – worm pills.
So, she got some, and it was the type that could be mixed with food, so into the evening meal it went. Everyone in the family got some.
She neglected to tell her husband about this. Had she remembered, she might have also told him about a transient effect of the medication – it turned your urine bright red.
Next morning, he got up a bit late, and dashed to work without any of the morning routine. When he got there, he was in urgent need of a wee, so it was straight to the toilet.
I understand that the ancient Egyptian word, ‘AAA!!’ was heard loud and clear throughout the workplace.
:)
dv said:
LOLz.
And in a while, the freezer will be full of scrambled eggs, minced embryos and baby steaks. Perfect.
Michael V said:
dv said:
LOLz.
And in a while, the freezer will be full of scrambled eggs, minced embryos and baby steaks. Perfect.
Menu at the Epstein Island cafeteria?
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
dv said:
LOLz.
And in a while, the freezer will be full of scrambled eggs, minced embryos and baby steaks. Perfect.
Menu at the Epstein Island cafeteria?
Anything is possible.
Nobody is discussing the Epstein Files any more. It’s been distracted off the immediate public agenda, it seems.

Arts said:
dv said:
I have always told my children that they came from the freezer and I will put them back in – when they annoyed me
Noice
Bubblecar said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Lady i knew had reason to think that her kids needed anthelmintic medication – worm pills.
So, she got some, and it was the type that could be mixed with food, so into the evening meal it went. Everyone in the family got some.
She neglected to tell her husband about this. Had she remembered, she might have also told him about a transient effect of the medication – it turned your urine bright red.
Next morning, he got up a bit late, and dashed to work without any of the morning routine. When he got there, he was in urgent need of a wee, so it was straight to the toilet.
I understand that the ancient Egyptian word, ‘AAA!!’ was heard loud and clear throughout the workplace.
:)
Top tier spousery
dv said:
Arts said:
dv said:
I have always told my children that they came from the freezer and I will put them back in – when they annoyed me
Noice
having IVF kids opens up a whole load of non traditional origin jokes.. it almost makes the price tag worth it
dv said:
This is the best film idea i’ve heard in decades.
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
This is the best film idea i’ve heard in decades.
I totally agree. I’d even consider leaving the cave to see that at the movie theater.
kii said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
This is the best film idea i’ve heard in decades.
I totally agree. I’d even consider leaving the cave to see that at the movie theater.
I’m not sure that you’d even need a script. Just start the camera rolling ,and turn them loose.
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Lady i knew had reason to think that her kids needed anthelmintic medication – worm pills.
So, she got some, and it was the type that could be mixed with food, so into the evening meal it went. Everyone in the family got some.
She neglected to tell her husband about this. Had she remembered, she might have also told him about a transient effect of the medication – it turned your urine bright red.
Next morning, he got up a bit late, and dashed to work without any of the morning routine. When he got there, he was in urgent need of a wee, so it was straight to the toilet.
I understand that the ancient Egyptian word, ‘AAA!!’ was heard loud and clear throughout the workplace.
how good is ivermectin, it cures COVID-19, it cures cancer, it cures AIDS, it cures autism, it cures wokism
Here’s the relevant bit from the Qld drivers’ guide. Note points 2 and 4.

captain_spalding said:
Here’s the relevant bit from the Qld drivers’ guide. Note points 2 and 4.
Using the indicator for 7 meters of road when other drivers can see you are going straight ahead, its an unnecessary distraction for everyone.
Maybe a straight ahead indicator in the middle of the car?
Tau.Neutrino said:
captain_spalding said:
Here’s the relevant bit from the Qld drivers’ guide. Note points 2 and 4.
Using the indicator for 7 meters of road when other drivers can see you are going straight ahead, its an unnecessary distraction for everyone.
Maybe a straight ahead indicator in the middle of the car?
Flashing light on the roof.
captain_spalding said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
captain_spalding said:
Here’s the relevant bit from the Qld drivers’ guide. Note points 2 and 4.
Using the indicator for 7 meters of road when other drivers can see you are going straight ahead, its an unnecessary distraction for everyone.
Maybe a straight ahead indicator in the middle of the car?
Flashing light on the roof.
Sirens.
Do we have a what am I not eating thread?

dv said:
Do we have a what am I not eating thread?
Just the famous What Am I Eating? thread.
captain_spalding said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
captain_spalding said:
Here’s the relevant bit from the Qld drivers’ guide. Note points 2 and 4.
Using the indicator for 7 meters of road when other drivers can see you are going straight ahead, its an unnecessary distraction for everyone.
Maybe a straight ahead indicator in the middle of the car?
Flashing light on the roof.
saw two cop cars today. one on a mission with lights and siren. the other stopped behind a blue ute, just with lights.
dv said:
Do we have a what am I not eating thread?
Looks only half cooked.
I’d put it in the air fryer for 10 – 20 minutes.
dv said:
Do we have a what am I not eating thread?
fancy having the job of getting those slippery fuckers in the can. probably get good at it after a while.
dv said:
Do we have a what am I not eating thread?
Not exactly the same sort of thing, but…
… i give you James Lileks’ ‘Gallery of Regrettable Food’.
Bogsnorkler said:
captain_spalding said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Using the indicator for 7 meters of road when other drivers can see you are going straight ahead, its an unnecessary distraction for everyone.
Maybe a straight ahead indicator in the middle of the car?
Flashing light on the roof.
saw two cop cars today. one on a mission with lights and siren. the other stopped behind a blue ute, just with lights.
More dramatic with the sirens and lights going.
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Do we have a what am I not eating thread?
Not exactly the same sort of thing, but…
… i give you James Lileks’ ‘Gallery of Regrettable Food’.
hope there is plenty of aspic.
Bogsnorkler said:
captain_spalding said:
dv said:
Do we have a what am I not eating thread?
Not exactly the same sort of thing, but…
… i give you James Lileks’ ‘Gallery of Regrettable Food’.
hope there is plenty of aspic.
Quite a sufficiency.
kii said:
dv said:
Do we have a what am I not eating thread?
Just the famous What Am I Eating? thread.
But I want to emphasise that I ain’t never eating this.
dv said:
Do we have a what am I not eating thread?
LOLz
Michael V said:
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:LOLz.
And in a while, the freezer will be full of scrambled eggs, minced embryos and baby steaks. Perfect.
Menu at the Epstein Island cafeteria?
Anything is possible.
Nobody is discussing the Epstein Files any more. It’s been distracted off the immediate public agenda, it seems.
It has indeed.

Bogsnorkler said:
But if they are square root vegetables that would still be nearly 11.2 potatoes.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
But if they are square root vegetables that would still be nearly 11.2 potatoes.
fknel wait until you hear about cinnamon logs
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Bogsnorkler said:
But if they are square root vegetables that would still be nearly 11.2 potatoes.
fknel wait until you hear about cinnamon logs
But are they organic natural logs or those factory farmed base 10 logs?




fsm said:
Are they ringpulls?
buffy said:
fsm said:
Are they ringpulls?
Yes.
buffy said:
fsm said:
Are they ringpulls?
Yes.
And that eagle and whatever badge shouldbe replaced by this:

fsm said:
LOLz

Bogsnorkler said:
I wonder how many more it would take?
Well, it’s not much of a killer drug, how much was it?
Then there are those pesky ethical questions waiting over there for answers.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I wonder how many more it would take?
Well, it’s not much of a killer drug, how much was it?
Then there are those pesky ethical questions waiting over there for answers.
Return of the undead.


The Rev Dodgson said:
:)


dv said:
but it is not red, it is scarlet.
How not to transport a large helicopter on the back of a truck.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KiwiEV/comments/1ww8gzy/i_must_confess_that_im_not_a_qualified/
ms spock said:
This statue, titled “El Esfuerzo” (The Effort) or “La Carga” (The Burden), is located in Barcelona, Spain, on Carrer de la Princesa near the intersection with Via Laietana.
The sculpture was created by artist Jaume Plensa. It depicts a woman carrying a large burden of household items, symbolizing the weight of domestic responsibilities often borne by women, while children cling to her, representing the generational impact of this burden.

The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
:)
:)

Spiny Norman said:
:)
Spiny Norman said:
Where would you get 545 chihuahuas? Would they have to stand on top of each other.
ms spock said:
Spiny Norman said:
Where would you get 545 chihuahuas? Would they have to stand on top of each other.
Look Robin. The all new electric BATCAR.
High Voltage Batman.
It has that too Robin.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Look Robin. The all new electric BATCAR.High Voltage Batman.
It has that too Robin.
Batman presses play on the bat-radio
High Voltage Rock And Roll


fsm said:
LOL
SAD.
SAD disease.



The Rev Dodgson said:
:)
Cartoon White House Briefing
Pauline Hanson ad


Well done!
Spiny Norman said:
Heh!
:)

New addition to the ops manual for 737’s.
Seem fair.
Grandma rave in Altai Mountains.
https://www.reddit.com/r/aivideos/comments/1wxy50o/grandma_rave_in_altai_mountains/
AI of course.
Spiny Norman said:
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New addition to the ops manual for 737’s.
Seem fair.
F’real?
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
New addition to the ops manual for 737’s.
Seem fair.
F’real?
Yep.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
New addition to the ops manual for 737’s.
Seem fair.
F’real?
Wooden truncheon.

Easily concealed, doesn’t set off metal detectors, not often expected by radicalised First Officers.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
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New addition to the ops manual for 737’s.
Seem fair.
F’real?
No.
captain_spalding said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
New addition to the ops manual for 737’s.
Seem fair.
F’real?
Wooden truncheon.
Easily concealed, doesn’t set off metal detectors, not often expected by radicalised First Officers.
Up there for thinking.
Swimming chickens with their floaties.

I very much hope that’s real.
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
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New addition to the ops manual for 737’s.
Seem fair.
F’real?
No.
Ta. I had guessed it wasn’t real, but needed to check.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
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I very much hope that’s real.
Probably moonlights as a airline stewardess.
Bogsnorkler said:
Spiny Norman said:
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I very much hope that’s real.
Probably moonlights as a airline stewardess.
snort
Spiny Norman said:
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I very much hope that’s real.
And i want to be invited to her next party.
Bogsnorkler said:
Spiny Norman said:
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I very much hope that’s real.
Probably moonlights as a airline stewardess.
What is it with people moonlighting as an airline stewardess.
Maybe she didn’t get the job?


Bogsnorkler said:
LOL
Spiny Norman said:
Be careful how you talk to that cat!


The British Navy’s testing of fitting a Vulcan bomber onto a destroyer was not a success, and so cancelled quickly.
(Forced perspective here, of course)

Spiny Norman said:
Ha!

Bogsnorkler said:
I filled up today. Petrol, not diesel. $92.
Spiny Norman said:
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch should sort that.
Bogsnorkler said:
Nice one!
:)
Divine Angel said:
Bogsnorkler said:
I filled up today. Petrol, not diesel. $92.
I filled up the Honda last week, $149 !!!
To be fair though it’s got a 60 litre tank and I put 60.5 litres in it.
Woodie said:
Spiny Norman said:
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch should sort that.
It’d be good if they had had it. They didn’t so they flew away.

Spiny Norman said:
Holy algebra!

Just doing a big purge of the downloads on this laptop, so I’m likely to be (re)posting a bunch of stuff.




Spiny Norman said:
Aww


Slight change of plan – I’ll put a heap of pics in one post so I don’t spam the place.



























Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
ms spock said:
SCIENCE said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
The shithead started a war with Iran.
How the fuck could he possibly qualify for this year’s ‘Peace Prize’?
he’s saving the world
There’s a running joke that he’s a closet Greenie.
Nice one!
:)
so it’s true then

Q: If Earth was ever invaded by aliens, do you think we could beat them off?
A: With consent, yes
Cheeky!

Bogsnorkler said:
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Bogsnorkler said:
Now there’s a complete fuckwit.
Bogsnorkler said:
A lot of media changed over quickly, I was annoyed with the Australian media.
Michael V said:
Bogsnorkler said:
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
:)
Neophyte said:
Go hiontach!

Spiny Norman said:
it’s problematic removing the word artificial from the name of this tool. (the AI tool, not Trump)
Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
it’s problematic removing the word artificial from the name of this tool. (the AI tool, not Trump)
and using super to describe lesser sub inferior but wait is there a rule against the great leader of the free world lying
SCIENCE said:
Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
it’s problematic removing the word artificial from the name of this tool. (the AI tool, not Trump)
and using super to describe lesser sub inferior but wait is there a rule against the great leader of the free world lying
No, he has absolute freedom of speech, and all his minions have absolute freedom to praise him and to speak as he does.
Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
it’s problematic removing the word artificial from the name of this tool. (the AI tool, not Trump)
I’ve had trouble making my brain change from AI=artificial insemination. I’ve spent too much of my life in a rural place.
buffy said:
Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
it’s problematic removing the word artificial from the name of this tool. (the AI tool, not Trump)
I’ve had trouble making my brain change from AI=artificial insemination. I’ve spent too much of my life in a rural place.
Same here. So my brain just ignores it and makes an “a” sound. Like the “a” in attic.

One job, etc.
buffy said:
Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
it’s problematic removing the word artificial from the name of this tool. (the AI tool, not Trump)
I’ve had trouble making my brain change from AI=artificial insemination. I’ve spent too much of my life in a rural place.
LOL
buffy said:
Arts said:
Spiny Norman said:
it’s problematic removing the word artificial from the name of this tool. (the AI tool, not Trump)
I’ve had trouble making my brain change from AI=artificial insemination. I’ve spent too much of my life in a rural place.
I haqve to think about context when I see DV, and BTM also needs to be read carefully for me.

Okay I’m now convinced.
Spiny Norman said:
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Okay I’m now convinced.
This car is not!
Abandoned!!!

buffy said:
Arts said:it’s problematic removing the word artificial from the name of this tool. (the AI tool, not Trump)
I’ve had trouble making my brain change from AI=artificial insemination. I’ve spent too much of my life in a rural place.
Same here. I used to play around with straws and dry ice.. well, the dry ice mainly.
There’s a local mechanic called Al’s… same sorta deal.
I finally got around to taking all my old cans and bottles to the recycling place. 5 large sacks, could hardly fit them in the car so I had to put one on the front seat.
$64.30. Quite happy with that. It will take care of my morning coffee for a couple of weeks. Discounts for cash apply.
Spiny Norman said:
That’s worth a hehehehehehe
party_pants said:
I finally got around to taking all my old cans and bottles to the recycling place. 5 large sacks, could hardly fit them in the car so I had to put one on the front seat.$64.30. Quite happy with that. It will take care of my morning coffee for a couple of weeks. Discounts for cash apply.
You should have bought a bigger car.
Woodie said:
party_pants said:
I finally got around to taking all my old cans and bottles to the recycling place. 5 large sacks, could hardly fit them in the car so I had to put one on the front seat.$64.30. Quite happy with that. It will take care of my morning coffee for a couple of weeks. Discounts for cash apply.
You should have bought a bigger car.
With the price of fuel lately I’m totally happy driving a small hatchback.
Spiny Norman said:
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One job, etc.
Seriously when you are cleaning out an animal enclosure with this type of set up. It just takes so much longer.

Bogsnorkler said:
Ha!

Divine Angel said:
It is more likely broken down than illegally parked :)
Divine Angel said:
More AI slop.
Michael V said:
Divine Angel said:
More AI slop.
The image is a satirical meme from Double Bay Today joking about real news: Transport for NSW is introducing new high-capacity articulated “bendy” buses to Sydney’s iconic 333 route as part of a $56 million fleet upgrade, though they were not specifically engineered to dodge parked Range Rovers.
Divine Angel said:
😂

JudgeMental said:
I just go on instinct and I turned out alright.
Trump as the captain of the Titanic
https://www.reddit.com/r/aivideos/comments/1×3nq7g/trump_as_the_captain_of_the_titanic/
I suppose if you listen to an audiobook, it’s only performative if you have expensive earbuds?

Divine Angel said:
I suppose if you listen to an audiobook, it’s only performative if you have expensive earbuds?
can’t remember the last time we saw anyone reading a book on any public transport
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
I suppose if you listen to an audiobook, it’s only performative if you have expensive earbuds?
can’t remember the last time we saw anyone reading a book on any public transport
Motion sickness prevents me from doing so, but I do read while Mini Me’s at rehearsal etc. I used to take a book while waiting outside her classroom when she was younger.
I’m currently reading Hell Days by Laura Elizabeth Woollet.
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
I suppose if you listen to an audiobook, it’s only performative if you have expensive earbuds?
can’t remember the last time we saw anyone reading a book on any public transport
I might be looking at my tablet, but i’m reading a book.
All my life, i’ve read three or four books ‘at the same time’.
While they’re all interesting in their own right, sometimes i’ve just …had enough of that book for now, and i’ll pick up one of the others, and take up where i left off with that one. Never had a problem with doing this.
So, you give a device where i can carry around as many books as i want in one pocket…you beauty!
captain_spalding said:
Divine Angel said:
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
I suppose if you listen to an audiobook, it’s only performative if you have expensive earbuds?
can’t remember the last time we saw anyone reading a book on any public transport
Motion sickness prevents me from doing so, but I do read while Mini Me’s at rehearsal etc. I used to take a book while waiting outside her classroom when she was younger.
I’m currently reading Hell Days by Laura Elizabeth Woollet.
I might be looking at my tablet, but i’m reading a book.
All my life, i’ve read three or four books ‘at the same time’.
While they’re all interesting in their own right, sometimes i’ve just …had enough of that book for now, and i’ll pick up one of the others, and take up where i left off with that one. Never had a problem with doing this.
So, you give a device where i can carry around as many books as i want in one pocket…you beauty!
fair point we saw plenty of people looking at their “mobile phone” handheld computers, but we didn’t go up close to investigate, so they could well have been booking

Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
I suppose if you listen to an audiobook, it’s only performative if you have expensive earbuds?
can’t remember the last time we saw anyone reading a book on any public transport
Looks up performative:
“done or expressed insincerely or inauthentically, typically with the intention of impressing others or improving one’s own image”
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
I suppose if you listen to an audiobook, it’s only performative if you have expensive earbuds?
can’t remember the last time we saw anyone reading a book on any public transport
Looks up performative:
“done or expressed insincerely or inauthentically, typically with the intention of impressing others or improving one’s own image”
so this supposed super intelligence thing should actually be called performative intelligence this is our surprised face
SCIENCE said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
SCIENCE said:
can’t remember the last time we saw anyone reading a book on any public transport
Looks up performative:
“done or expressed insincerely or inauthentically, typically with the intention of impressing others or improving one’s own image”
so this supposed super intelligence thing should actually be called performative intelligence this is our surprised face
same ‘ere.

JudgeMental said:
animal or, well, jorji must be turning over in his grave
nice dovetail of them other 2 thread though
JudgeMental said:
Perfect.
JudgeMental said:
LOLz
Good one.
Some days are just like this.
JudgeMental said:
Brilliant!

Spiny Norman said:
Some days are just like this.
LOLz.
Lots of LOLz.
MarsX, it’s the future!!
Ian said:
Ha!
Spiny Norman said:
MarsX, it’s the future!!
Heh.
:)
An amusing incident in a car by text.
By accident I found a tyre shop that sells tyres that make pink or blue smoke for gender reveal parties.
https://budstyres.com.au/collections/coloured-smoke-tyres
Remember -
Blue smoke it’s a boy.
Pinks smoke it’s a girl.
Grey smoke it’s a head gasket.
Spiny Norman said:
By accident I found a tyre shop that sells tyres that make pink or blue smoke for gender reveal parties.https://budstyres.com.au/collections/coloured-smoke-tyres
Remember -
Blue smoke it’s a boy.
Pinks smoke it’s a girl.
Grey smoke it’s a head gasket.
Gender reveal parties are stupid. Gender reveal by circle-work is just ridiculous.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
By accident I found a tyre shop that sells tyres that make pink or blue smoke for gender reveal parties.https://budstyres.com.au/collections/coloured-smoke-tyres
Remember -
Blue smoke it’s a boy.
Pinks smoke it’s a girl.
Grey smoke it’s a head gasket.Gender reveal parties are stupid. Gender reveal by circle-work is just ridiculous.
In my day before the evil development of ultrasound we had to wait for the gender reveal at the birth like God planned it!
little bit of tic for that curmudgeon MV
:-)
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
By accident I found a tyre shop that sells tyres that make pink or blue smoke for gender reveal parties.https://budstyres.com.au/collections/coloured-smoke-tyres
Remember -
Blue smoke it’s a boy.
Pinks smoke it’s a girl.
Grey smoke it’s a head gasket.Gender reveal parties are stupid. Gender reveal by circle-work is just ridiculous.
Don’t comprehend the need for it at all.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
By accident I found a tyre shop that sells tyres that make pink or blue smoke for gender reveal parties.https://budstyres.com.au/collections/coloured-smoke-tyres
Remember -
Blue smoke it’s a boy.
Pinks smoke it’s a girl.
Grey smoke it’s a head gasket.Gender reveal parties are stupid. Gender reveal by circle-work is just ridiculous.
Yup.
Very bogan.
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
By accident I found a tyre shop that sells tyres that make pink or blue smoke for gender reveal parties.https://budstyres.com.au/collections/coloured-smoke-tyres
Remember -
Blue smoke it’s a boy.
Pinks smoke it’s a girl.
Grey smoke it’s a head gasket.Gender reveal parties are stupid. Gender reveal by circle-work is just ridiculous.
Yup.
Very bogan.
How prejudiced: And so close to Bogan Xmas too!
:-)
Tau.Neutrino said:
Congo bridge collapses seconds after being opened @Reuters
A coincidence?
I think not.

Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
By accident I found a tyre shop that sells tyres that make pink or blue smoke for gender reveal parties.https://budstyres.com.au/collections/coloured-smoke-tyres
Remember -
Blue smoke it’s a boy.
Pinks smoke it’s a girl.
Grey smoke it’s a head gasket.Gender reveal parties are stupid. Gender reveal by circle-work is just ridiculous.
Thankfully its not gender reveal by circle-jerk
Tau.Neutrino said:
Congo bridge collapses seconds after being opened @Reuters
I like how it appears that the red ribbon was the only thing holding it together.
captain_spalding said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Congo bridge collapses seconds after being opened @Reuters
I like how it appears that the red ribbon was the only thing holding it together.
I don’t think there was anything holding the middle up.
captain_spalding said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Congo bridge collapses seconds after being opened @Reuters
I like how it appears that the red ribbon was the only thing holding it together.
If they’re going to casually snip through vital components, they shouldn’t be surprised at the result.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
By accident I found a tyre shop that sells tyres that make pink or blue smoke for gender reveal parties.https://budstyres.com.au/collections/coloured-smoke-tyres
Remember -
Blue smoke it’s a boy.
Pinks smoke it’s a girl.
Grey smoke it’s a head gasket.Gender reveal parties are stupid. Gender reveal by circle-work is just ridiculous.
Although if everybody is standing behind the safety barriers at a drag strip, that’s at least safe.
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
By accident I found a tyre shop that sells tyres that make pink or blue smoke for gender reveal parties.https://budstyres.com.au/collections/coloured-smoke-tyres
Remember -
Blue smoke it’s a boy.
Pinks smoke it’s a girl.
Grey smoke it’s a head gasket.Gender reveal parties are stupid. Gender reveal by circle-work is just ridiculous.
In my day before the evil development of ultrasound we had to wait for the gender reveal at the birth like God planned it!
little bit of tic for that curmudgeon MV
:-)
:)
JudgeMental said:
LOLz
Michael V said:
Witty Rejoinder said:
Michael V said:Gender reveal parties are stupid. Gender reveal by circle-work is just ridiculous.
In my day before the evil development of ultrasound we had to wait for the gender reveal at the birth like God planned it!
little bit of tic for that curmudgeon MV
:-)
:)
Son#1’s gender reveal involved the obstetrician showing my son’s balls to me just after he was born. Literally held son#1 about 30cms from my face, presenting his genitals. That was one of the less weird things about the whole shit show. Over 40 hours in labour, just under 5 kilos of baby, and the scrawny midwife who was extremely rude and dismissive and a whole lot of other stuff.
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
LOLz


dv said:
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
LOLz
:)
JudgeMental said:
Ha!
Saudi comedian.
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
Ha!
can they unite against the common enemy

SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
JudgeMental said:
Ha!
can they unite against the common enemy
The Judean People’s Front!!!!
A simulation of what a giant banana orbiting Earth would look like.
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/1uj0aet/thank_god_this_aint_real/
Spiny Norman said:
A simulation of what a giant banana orbiting Earth would look like.https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/1uj0aet/thank_god_this_aint_real/
Actual simulations are so much better than fake simulations.

Cymek said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
By accident I found a tyre shop that sells tyres that make pink or blue smoke for gender reveal parties.https://budstyres.com.au/collections/coloured-smoke-tyres
Remember -
Blue smoke it’s a boy.
Pinks smoke it’s a girl.
Grey smoke it’s a head gasket.Gender reveal parties are stupid. Gender reveal by circle-work is just ridiculous.
Thankfully its not gender reveal by circle-jerk
we thought that’s pretty much what they are
Spiny Norman said:
“…highest living standards & quality of life…”
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/standard-of-living-by-country


Like.

Not too sure about NZ there.
Spiny Norman said:
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Like.
It’s not a bag of Richards but I’ll accept it.

Windows house, Neftekamsk, Russia.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UrbanHell/comments/1×4pk36/windows_house_neftekamsk_russia/
Spiny Norman said:
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Windows house, Neftekamsk, Russia.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UrbanHell/comments/1×4pk36/windows_house_neftekamsk_russia/
Microsoft lawyers on the way.

JudgeMental said:
A lot of one neuron voters went offline recently.


YouTube Video CNN
Life Guard Had To Have A Leak And Orders Everyone out Pool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npnqVGOl7qA
:)
Divine Angel said:
:)
ms spock said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
I see no inaccuracies at all.
captain_spalding said:
ms spock said:
Divine Angel said:
:)
I see no inaccuracies at all.
:)

JudgeMental said:
That really is a long drop dunny.

The Rev Dodgson said:
LOL
I genuinely believe this will be a meme.

Divine Angel said:
I genuinely believe this will be a meme.
I wonder which one will have the best personality?
Divine Angel said:
I genuinely believe this will be a meme.
You can’t argue with numbers like that :)
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I genuinely believe this will be a meme.
You can’t argue with numbers like that :)
I’m releasing KnowIt 7.8.
Divine Angel said:
I genuinely believe this will be a meme.
Cheeses!
Tau.Neutrino said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I genuinely believe this will be a meme.
You can’t argue with numbers like that :)
I’m releasing KnowIt 7.8.
google wins again

JudgeMental said:
omg
JudgeMental said:
LOL


One Nation candidate for Essendon, John Barnes: ‘On November the 28th, crime will be illegal.
Thanks heaps for clearing that up mate, I had no idea.
Spiny Norman said:
And still Australia thinks being locked into a US military alliance is somehow a worthy obligation.

Good work, AI.
Some more video of that flying Tesla thingy, with a camera on the inside.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceXMasterrace/comments/1×7rnkr/tesla_experience/
Well done!


The Rev Dodgson said:
LOL
fsm said:
:)
Michael V said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
LOL
Don’t laugh too soon.

Spiny Norman said:
Nup. IDGI.
Spiny Norman said:
:)
I can find lots of other uses for the transporter buffer.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Trump really rooting for the 77,302,580 that got really screwed.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Spiny Norman said:
:)
I can find lots of other uses for the transporter buffer.
Theres 77,302,580 uses in one go.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Nup. IDGI.
I was going write it all out for you, but someone has already done so -
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home”;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Nup. IDGI.
I was going write it all out for you, but someone has already done so -
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home”;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:Nup. IDGI.
I was going write it all out for you, but someone has already done so -
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home”;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home
Oh the transporter buffer thing is a sci-fi gadget that’s used in the transporter process. Leaving people/things in the buffer is an old trick that’s been used for decades by the writers – As a person gets transported they have to be ‘stored’ briefly & electronically (?) in the buffer.
What happens is instead of completing the transport the person stays stored in the buffer indefinitely until they are released.
Scotty, the engineer from the Enterprise used that trick when we was on another ship and it crashed into a Dyson sphere. They knew it’d be a very long time before they would be rescued, so Scotty put himself and a friend into the buffer.
Rescue came about 80 years later by, of course, the latest Enterprise as commanded by Picard.
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Nup. IDGI.
I was going write it all out for you, but someone has already done so -
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home”;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home
TL;DR
So it is based on the knowledge of what happened in a particular film.
I’m not a film buff at all. I stopped when I watched one that was so frightening that I vomited. I watched “The World’s Fastest Indian” at the cinema, and went to a pre-release screening of “Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” to assist a Rotary-sponsored charity.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:Nup. IDGI.
I was going write it all out for you, but someone has already done so -
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home”;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home
TL;DR
So it is based on the knowledge of what happened in a particular film.
I’m not a film buff at all. I stopped when I watched one that was so frightening that I vomited. I watched “The World’s Fastest Indian” at the cinema, and went to a pre-release screening of “Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” to assist a Rotary-sponsored charity.
:)
Both of those are excellent movies, you chose well.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Michael V said:Nup. IDGI.
I was going write it all out for you, but someone has already done so -
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home”;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home
TL;DR
So it is based on the knowledge of what happened in a particular film.
I’m not a film buff at all. I stopped when I watched one that was so frightening that I vomited. I watched “The World’s Fastest Indian” at the cinema, and went to a pre-release screening of “Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” to assist a Rotary-sponsored charity.
You’re strange MV.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:I was going write it all out for you, but someone has already done so -
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home”;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home
TL;DR
So it is based on the knowledge of what happened in a particular film.
I’m not a film buff at all. I stopped when I watched one that was so frightening that I vomited. I watched “The World’s Fastest Indian” at the cinema, and went to a pre-release screening of “Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” to assist a Rotary-sponsored charity.
You’re strange MV.
You know you’re strange when Tau says you’re strange :)
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:
Spiny Norman said:I was going write it all out for you, but someone has already done so -
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home”;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home
Oh the transporter buffer thing is a sci-fi gadget that’s used in the transporter process. Leaving people/things in the buffer is an old trick that’s been used for decades by the writers – As a person gets transported they have to be ‘stored’ briefly & electronically (?) in the buffer.
What happens is instead of completing the transport the person stays stored in the buffer indefinitely until they are released.
Scotty, the engineer from the Enterprise used that trick when we was on another ship and it crashed into a Dyson sphere. They knew it’d be a very long time before they would be rescued, so Scotty put himself and a friend into the buffer.
Rescue came about 80 years later by, of course, the latest Enterprise as commanded by Picard.
Ta.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:I was going write it all out for you, but someone has already done so -
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home”;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home
TL;DR
So it is based on the knowledge of what happened in a particular film.
I’m not a film buff at all. I stopped when I watched one that was so frightening that I vomited. I watched “The World’s Fastest Indian” at the cinema, and went to a pre-release screening of “Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” to assist a Rotary-sponsored charity.
You’re strange MV.
Probably why I hang about here with other oddballs.
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Nup. IDGI.
Star Trek reference I believe. (I had to look it up)
Bubblecar said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Michael V said:TL;DR
So it is based on the knowledge of what happened in a particular film.
I’m not a film buff at all. I stopped when I watched one that was so frightening that I vomited. I watched “The World’s Fastest Indian” at the cinema, and went to a pre-release screening of “Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” to assist a Rotary-sponsored charity.
You’re strange MV.
You know you’re strange when Tau says you’re strange :)
LOLz.
I’ll say!
:)



!
Spiny Norman said:
:)
Oh so true.

fsm said:
Snigger.


JudgeMental said:
snort
JudgeMental said:
Fair comment.
The Rev Dodgson said:
JudgeMental said:
Fair comment.
so the one right of frame is a genius
JudgeMental said:
:)

Divine Angel said:
^
been discussing this kind of thing with family and it’s fucking sad as well as infuriating
you could spend your life separating fogo off the dinner table and diligently bagging soft plastics for drop off at the local but all of it will be instantly negated by one fuckwit thoumillionaire joyride to mars or someshit
yes we can all contribute and saving the home planet is everyone’s responsibility and doing all the little things is still good advice but it’s also disinformation when it leaves out the dominant terms in the imbalance
hold the arseholes to account
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
^
been discussing this kind of thing with family and it’s fucking sad as well as infuriating
you could spend your life separating fogo off the dinner table and diligently bagging soft plastics for drop off at the local but all of it will be instantly negated by one fuckwit thoumillionaire joyride to mars or someshit
yes we can all contribute and saving the home planet is everyone’s responsibility and doing all the little things is still good advice but it’s also disinformation when it leaves out the dominant terms in the imbalance
hold the arseholes to account
I totally agree.
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:Divine Angel said:
^
been discussing this kind of thing with family and it’s fucking sad as well as infuriating
you could spend your life separating fogo off the dinner table and diligently bagging soft plastics for drop off at the local but all of it will be instantly negated by one fuckwit thoumillionaire joyride to mars or someshit
yes we can all contribute and saving the home planet is everyone’s responsibility and doing all the little things is still good advice but it’s also disinformation when it leaves out the dominant terms in the imbalance
hold the arseholes to account
I totally agree.
Seen similar cartoon with we use paper straws instead of plastic for the environment, then shows Ukraine, Iran, Gaza being levelled.
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
^
been discussing this kind of thing with family and it’s fucking sad as well as infuriating
you could spend your life separating fogo off the dinner table and diligently bagging soft plastics for drop off at the local but all of it will be instantly negated by one fuckwit thoumillionaire joyride to mars or someshit
yes we can all contribute and saving the home planet is everyone’s responsibility and doing all the little things is still good advice but it’s also disinformation when it leaves out the dominant terms in the imbalance
hold the arseholes to account
Went and parked at the local park by the river to eat my fish’ n’chips with Bebby Boy the other day. It was hot. There were three other cars parked their having their lunch. All with the windows up and the engine running.
Cost of living crisis? Price of petrol? My arse. Save the planet? They obviously couldn’t give a stuff, and have money to literally burn.
Woodie said:
SCIENCE said:Divine Angel said:
^
been discussing this kind of thing with family and it’s fucking sad as well as infuriating
you could spend your life separating fogo off the dinner table and diligently bagging soft plastics for drop off at the local but all of it will be instantly negated by one fuckwit thoumillionaire joyride to mars or someshit
yes we can all contribute and saving the home planet is everyone’s responsibility and doing all the little things is still good advice but it’s also disinformation when it leaves out the dominant terms in the imbalance
hold the arseholes to account
Went and parked at the local park by the river to eat my fish’ n’chips with Bebby Boy the other day. It was hot. There were three other cars parked their having their lunch. All with the windows up and the engine running.
Cost of living crisis? Price of petrol? My arse. Save the planet? They obviously couldn’t give a stuff, and have money to literally burn.
They live in the now. They have no care for the future or even the kids they spawn in the back seat of said cars.
roughbarked said:
Woodie said:
SCIENCE said:^
been discussing this kind of thing with family and it’s fucking sad as well as infuriating
you could spend your life separating fogo off the dinner table and diligently bagging soft plastics for drop off at the local but all of it will be instantly negated by one fuckwit thoumillionaire joyride to mars or someshit
yes we can all contribute and saving the home planet is everyone’s responsibility and doing all the little things is still good advice but it’s also disinformation when it leaves out the dominant terms in the imbalance
hold the arseholes to account
Went and parked at the local park by the river to eat my fish’ n’chips with Bebby Boy the other day. It was hot. There were three other cars parked their having their lunch. All with the windows up and the engine running.
Cost of living crisis? Price of petrol? My arse. Save the planet? They obviously couldn’t give a stuff, and have money to literally burn.
They live in the now. They have no care for the future or even the kids they spawn in the back seat of said cars.
sure but how much does a lifetime of idling your car on fuel oil cost
$1000000¿ $10000000¿
why would they care when some arsehole has a whinge and boom there goes $100000000
Today’s success…


Spiny Norman said:
About giraffe size, perhaps?

Spiny Norman said:
There’s no escape from Him
He’s so high, you can’t get over Him
He’s so low, you can’t get under Him
He’s so wide, you can’t get around Him
If you make your bed in Heaven, He’s there
If you make your bed in Hell, He’s there
He’s everywhere
JudgeMental said:
Spiny Norman said:
There’s no escape from Him
He’s so high, you can’t get over Him
He’s so low, you can’t get under Him
He’s so wide, you can’t get around Him
If you make your bed in Heaven, He’s there
If you make your bed in Hell, He’s there
He’s everywhere
And he never brushed his teeth.
Can confirm

Divine Angel said:
Can confirm
they learn 14 words do they
Divine Angel said:
Can confirm
oof
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
Can confirm
oof
Looked up “sight words” but I still don’t get the point.


The Rev Dodgson said:
dv said:
SCIENCE said:
Divine Angel said:
Can confirm
they learn 14 words do they
oof
Looked up “sight words” but I still don’t get the point.
we mean they might also learn 88 words from their cousins

Spiny Norman said:
Well, that’s a new one.
Most people believe that they were a pharoah, or Napoleon, or Elizabeth I in past lives.
This guy finds out that he’s from Detroit.
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Well, that’s a new one.
Most people believe that they were a pharoah, or Napoleon, or Elizabeth I in past lives.
This guy finds out that he’s from Detroit.
Name of Moe Towne…
Neophyte said:
captain_spalding said:
Spiny Norman said:
Well, that’s a new one.
Most people believe that they were a pharoah, or Napoleon, or Elizabeth I in past lives.
This guy finds out that he’s from Detroit.
Name of Moe Towne…
LOL
I was rather amused by the reply lol, etc.
:)
Spiny Norman said:
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I was rather amused by the reply lol, etc.
:)

fsm said:
LOLz
fsm said:
Yeah ok but that tie.
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
Yeah ok but that tie.
LOL
I hadn’t noticed that.
I’m sure Her Majesty would love to know she’s a collectible

Divine Angel said:
I’m sure Her Majesty would love to know she’s a collectible
There’s not much distinguishing this from Dolores Umbridge
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m sure Her Majesty would love to know she’s a collectible
There’s not much distinguishing this from Dolores Umbridge
The feathers on her hat would be quills embedded in Harry’s hand
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
I’m sure Her Majesty would love to know she’s a collectible
There’s not much distinguishing this from Dolores Umbridge
Certainly doesn’t look like queen Liz.

Artillery pieces, the musical.
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1xbs03m/maybe_maybe_maybe/

fsm said:
Yeah but was he white?

Spiny Norman said:
:)
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
Yeah but was he white?
Brown bread I think.
So, brown yeast.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Divine Angel said:
fsm said:
Yeah but was he white?
Brown bread I think.
So, brown yeast.
Does anyone know the color of Jesus?
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Divine Angel said:Yeah but was he white?
Brown bread I think.
So, brown yeast.
Does anyone know the color of Jesus?
If he existed, he would have been a brown lad.
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Divine Angel said:Yeah but was he white?
Brown bread I think.
So, brown yeast.
Does anyone know the color of Jesus?
He was a Jew from Judea, so would have had light brown (“olive”) skin, dark hair etc. Probably.
damn yous lot couldn’t even agree on the colour of a citrus fruit in scotopic conditions, and you presume to label jesus
Bubblecar said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Brown bread I think.
So, brown yeast.
Does anyone know the color of Jesus?
He was a Jew from Judea, so would have had light brown (“olive”) skin, dark hair etc. Probably.
As seen in a piece of toast.
alleged

classic humour from the year 2002 it is said

ms spock said:
:)

ms spock said:
LOL
:)
SCIENCE said:
alleged
classic humour from the year 2002 it is said
:)
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:alleged
classic humour from the year 2002 it is said
:)
Drusg are bad.

fsm said:
Bulletproof screens, could they stand a double tap from a 50 Cal?
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
Bulletproof screens, could they stand a double tap from a 50 Cal?
If i may interject:
No.
Those screens are rated to withstand 7.62mm/.308 cal rifle bullets. This is the National Institute of Justice Level III protection.
On the Underwriters Laboratories scale, this is Level 5. A .50 cal M2 bullet from a rifle would require UL Level 10.
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
Bulletproof screens, could they stand a double tap from a 50 Cal?
If i may interject:
No.
Those screens are rated to withstand 7.62mm/.308 cal rifle bullets. This is the National Institute of Justice Level III protection.
On the Underwriters Laboratories scale, this is Level 5. A .50 cal M2 bullet from a rifle would require UL Level 10.
Transparent titanium?
Tau.Neutrino said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:Bulletproof screens, could they stand a double tap from a 50 Cal?
If i may interject:
No.
Those screens are rated to withstand 7.62mm/.308 cal rifle bullets. This is the National Institute of Justice Level III protection.
On the Underwriters Laboratories scale, this is Level 5. A .50 cal M2 bullet from a rifle would require UL Level 10.
Transparent titanium?
Not sure if that exists, but there is a transparent alunimum on the market. Known as ALON. One of its main uses is armoured windows on military vehicles.
Tau.Neutrino said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:Bulletproof screens, could they stand a double tap from a 50 Cal?
If i may interject:
No.
Those screens are rated to withstand 7.62mm/.308 cal rifle bullets. This is the National Institute of Justice Level III protection.
On the Underwriters Laboratories scale, this is Level 5. A .50 cal M2 bullet from a rifle would require UL Level 10.
Transparent titanium?
Even if he’s killed years later in the sequels he’ll be back
Somehow Palpatine Trump has returned
party_pants said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
captain_spalding said:If i may interject:
No.
Those screens are rated to withstand 7.62mm/.308 cal rifle bullets. This is the National Institute of Justice Level III protection.
On the Underwriters Laboratories scale, this is Level 5. A .50 cal M2 bullet from a rifle would require UL Level 10.
Transparent titanium?
Not sure if that exists, but there is a transparent alunimum on the market. Known as ALON. One of its main uses is armoured windows on military vehicles.
Hello computer, just use the keyboard, how quaint
Cymek said:
party_pants said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Transparent titanium?
Not sure if that exists, but there is a transparent alunimum on the market. Known as ALON. One of its main uses is armoured windows on military vehicles.
Hello computer, just use the keyboard, how quaint
it’s a fantastic and fascinating product in its won right. It’s almost a shame people always bring up Star Trek when discussing it.
party_pants said:
Cymek said:
party_pants said:Not sure if that exists, but there is a transparent alunimum on the market. Known as ALON. One of its main uses is armoured windows on military vehicles.
Hello computer, just use the keyboard, how quaint
it’s a fantastic and fascinating product in its won right. It’s almost a shame people always bring up Star Trek when discussing it.
Apologies
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:
fsm said:
Bulletproof screens, could they stand a double tap from a 50 Cal?
If i may interject:
No.
Those screens are rated to withstand 7.62mm/.308 cal rifle bullets. This is the National Institute of Justice Level III protection.
On the Underwriters Laboratories scale, this is Level 5. A .50 cal M2 bullet from a rifle would require UL Level 10.
ta.
roughbarked said:
captain_spalding said:
roughbarked said:Bulletproof screens, could they stand a double tap from a 50 Cal?
If i may interject:
No.
Those screens are rated to withstand 7.62mm/.308 cal rifle bullets. This is the National Institute of Justice Level III protection.
On the Underwriters Laboratories scale, this is Level 5. A .50 cal M2 bullet from a rifle would require UL Level 10.
ta.
just hit ‘em with some hesh
Cymek said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
captain_spalding said:If i may interject:
No.
Those screens are rated to withstand 7.62mm/.308 cal rifle bullets. This is the National Institute of Justice Level III protection.
On the Underwriters Laboratories scale, this is Level 5. A .50 cal M2 bullet from a rifle would require UL Level 10.
Transparent titanium?
Even if he’s killed years later in the sequels he’ll be back
Somehow
PalpatineTrump has returned
Noooooooooooooo!
Samantha Bee did a programme about how Ivanka Trump is being groomed for a Presidential run.
My fear is that given how feckless the Dems are, 2028 will see some type of Nazis Presidential campaign from the Republicans.
party_pants said:
Cymek said:
party_pants said:Not sure if that exists, but there is a transparent alunimum on the market. Known as ALON. One of its main uses is armoured windows on military vehicles.
Hello computer, just use the keyboard, how quaint
it’s a fantastic and fascinating product in its won right. It’s almost a shame people always bring up Star Trek when discussing it.
Oi! I resemble that comment!
ms spock said:
Cymek said:
Tau.Neutrino said:Transparent titanium?
Even if he’s killed years later in the sequels he’ll be back
Somehow
PalpatineTrump has returned
Noooooooooooooo!
Samantha Bee did a programme about how Ivanka Trump is being groomed for a Presidential run.
My fear is that given how feckless the Dems are, 2028 will see some type of Nazis Presidential campaign from the Republicans.
imagine 1000000000 genaigents all modelling kkk it’ll be the greatest thing in the universe
Spiny Norman said:
Giggle.
SCIENCE said:
ms spock said:
Cymek said:Even if he’s killed years later in the sequels he’ll be back
Somehow
PalpatineTrump has returned
Noooooooooooooo!
Samantha Bee did a programme about how Ivanka Trump is being groomed for a Presidential run.
My fear is that given how feckless the Dems are, 2028 will see some type of Nazis Presidential campaign from the Republicans.
imagine 1000000000 genaigents all modelling kkk it’ll be the greatest thing in the universe
Oh dear GenAI Agents!


dv said:
but that doesn’t look like an elephant that looks like a hebrew character
Divine Angel said:
before or after 跟爱 though

JudgeMental said:
Good one.
Bubblecar said:
JudgeMental said:
Good one.
ah yes 7 year anniversary or something
JudgeMental said:
Actually a Jackass.
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Actually a Jackass.
it’s a fucking goat!
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Actually a Jackass.
it’s a fucking goat!
Heh.
Can I pet dat dawg?
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Actually a Jackass.
it’s a fucking goat!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JLLFeZGeXbA
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:
JudgeMental said:
Actually a Jackass.
it’s a fucking goat!
Ah. Now I see it.😁
Woodie said:
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:Actually a Jackass.
it’s a fucking goat!
Ah. Now I see it.😁
I had to squint.
JudgeMental said:
JudgeMental said:
roughbarked said:Actually a Jackass.
it’s a fucking goat!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JLLFeZGeXbA
It’s just a fucking kookaburra.
Peak Warming Man said:
JudgeMental said:
JudgeMental said:it’s a fucking goat!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JLLFeZGeXbA
It’s just a fucking kookaburra.
we’ve seen that, or rather 2, but they don’t look like that
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1XomQtsgYk/
dv said:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1XomQtsgYk/
😆 🤣 😂 😹
Perfect.


I’m sorry for this person’s troubles, especially the loss of the seal’s money, but the humorous part is how the threads algorithm has chosen to categorise the post.
Spiny Norman said:
Ha. :)
Spiny Norman said:
LOLz
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Ha. :)
… weak, there’s a reason the nurses still describe it as feeling like you were punched in the arm

SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Spiny Norman said:
Ha. :)
… weak, there’s a reason the nurses still describe it as feeling like you were punched in the arm
‘ken punch cards. Hated them.
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:
roughbarked said:
Ha. :)
… weak, there’s a reason the nurses still describe it as feeling like you were punched in the arm
‘ken punch cards. Hated them.
and yous lot complain about having dissolving sublingual wafers but just wait until they tell yous about the horrible bitter tablets they used to make people swallow

SCIENCE said:
Michael V said:
SCIENCE said:
… weak, there’s a reason the nurses still describe it as feeling like you were punched in the arm
‘ken punch cards. Hated them.
and yous lot complain about having dissolving sublingual wafers but just wait until they tell yous about the horrible bitter tablets they used to make people swallow
:)
Spiny Norman said:
What do people think “Lotters” was really meant to be? Looters? Loiterers? Or something else my brain won’t come up with?
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
What do people think “Lotters” was really meant to be? Looters? Loiterers? Or something else my brain won’t come up with?
Looters
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
LOLz
+1
Nobody mentioned

The Rev Dodgson said:
Nobody mentioned
and what about 4/8/2052?
48^2 + 20^2 = 52^2
The Rev Dodgson said:
Nobody mentioned
Some of us are not maths nerds.

The Rev Dodgson said:
:)

ChrispenEvan said:
Ooh that’s a good one
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Cms7Vpsu6/
Spiny Norman said:
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
lol
Oh no


Spiny Norman said:
Gosh!
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Gosh!
Science
dv said:
Michael V said:
Spiny Norman said:
Gosh!
Science
yous ¿ called
Spiny Norman said:
https://www.iflscience.com/turns-out-a-kilo-of-feathers-and-a-kilo-of-steel-actually-dont-weigh-the-same-84986
Doesn’t say anything about diamonds though.
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
https://www.iflscience.com/turns-out-a-kilo-of-feathers-and-a-kilo-of-steel-actually-dont-weigh-the-same-84986
Doesn’t say anything about diamonds though.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/vka01g/1_kilogram_cube_made_of_dimond_how_much_it_worth/
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
https://www.iflscience.com/turns-out-a-kilo-of-feathers-and-a-kilo-of-steel-actually-dont-weigh-the-same-84986
Doesn’t say anything about diamonds though.
Thing is, diamond is not all that dense anyway. It’s about half the density of steel.
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
https://www.iflscience.com/turns-out-a-kilo-of-feathers-and-a-kilo-of-steel-actually-dont-weigh-the-same-84986
Doesn’t say anything about diamonds though.
Thing is, diamond is not all that dense anyway. It’s about half the density of steel.
diamonds are my density …
Arts said:
dv said:
Divine Angel said:https://www.iflscience.com/turns-out-a-kilo-of-feathers-and-a-kilo-of-steel-actually-dont-weigh-the-same-84986
Doesn’t say anything about diamonds though.
Thing is, diamond is not all that dense anyway. It’s about half the density of steel.
diamonds are my density …
no wait… destiny
diamonds are my destiny
dv said:
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
https://www.iflscience.com/turns-out-a-kilo-of-feathers-and-a-kilo-of-steel-actually-dont-weigh-the-same-84986
Doesn’t say anything about diamonds though.
Thing is, diamond is not all that dense anyway. It’s about half the density of steel.
What if we build bulletproof vests out of spiderwebs and diamonds? Perfect for the glam look during a cooker shootout
Arts said:
*
dv said:
Divine Angel said:https://www.iflscience.com/turns-out-a-kilo-of-feathers-and-a-kilo-of-steel-actually-dont-weigh-the-same-84986
Doesn’t say anything about diamonds though.
Thing is, diamond is not all that dense anyway. It’s about half the density of steel.
diamonds are my density …


So don’t eat one!
Bogan kids names.
The original caption is, “#3 got me perplexed 🤔 “ but I think #5 clears it up.

Divine Angel said:
The original caption is, “#3 got me perplexed 🤔 “ but I think #5 clears it up.
Is it an ultra-sound foot bath?
Divine Angel said:
The original caption is, “#3 got me perplexed 🤔 “ but I think #5 clears it up.
“Doo doo doo”, the mating call of the footbath in the wild.
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
The original caption is, “#3 got me perplexed 🤔 “ but I think #5 clears it up.
“Doo doo doo”, the mating call of the footbath in the wild.
I reckon they mean the machine will go ‘bing!’

Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
The original caption is, “#3 got me perplexed 🤔 “ but I think #5 clears it up.
“Doo doo doo”, the mating call of the footbath in the wild.
:)
Heya Mr Car
— “You’re not married, you haven’t got a girlfriend and you’ve never watched Star Trek?”
— “No.”
— “Good Lord.”
With Ricky Gervais and Patrick Sterwart.
Spiny Norman said:
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
The original caption is, “#3 got me perplexed 🤔 “ but I think #5 clears it up.
“Doo doo doo”, the mating call of the footbath in the wild.
I reckon they mean the machine will go ‘bing!’
That could be the wild mating call of an Eastern subspecies.
Divine Angel said:
The original caption is, “#3 got me perplexed 🤔 “ but I think #5 clears it up.
Do they come with a baby shark?
The so-called ‘porch pirates’ in the US are getting a bit of justice from the people they steal packages from
I particularly like the one that called the police, when they asked him why he was stealing the package. :)
Spiny Norman said:
The so-called ‘porch pirates’ in the US are getting a bit of justice from the people they steal packages fromI particularly like the one that called the police, when they asked him why he was stealing the package. :)
Ah actually I take that back. They’re all fricken hilarious.
Spiny Norman said:
The so-called ‘porch pirates’ in the US are getting a bit of justice from the people they steal packages fromI particularly like the one that called the police, when they asked him why he was stealing the package. :)
I’ve seen the ones that use paint bombs
Cymek said:
Spiny Norman said:
The so-called ‘porch pirates’ in the US are getting a bit of justice from the people they steal packages fromI particularly like the one that called the police, when they asked him why he was stealing the package. :)
I’ve seen the ones that use paint bombs
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1781926599745623
“I was a little too young to get involved in the Jonestown massacre…”
ChrispenEvan said:
Divine Angel said:
The original caption is, “#3 got me perplexed 🤔 “ but I think #5 clears it up.
Do they come with a baby shark?
more like they push pineapple shake the tree
Spiny Norman said:
The so-called ‘porch pirates’ in the US are getting a bit of justice from the people they steal packages fromI particularly like the one that called the police, when they asked him why he was stealing the package. :)
these look AI… but there was a guy who legit did packages up for porch pirates and filled them with glitter bombs, fart spray, etc.. he would step up his game with each version.. it’s quite an interesting story to watch


Spiny Norman said:
Put that on a t-shirt.
Except it could read:
If you are looking
for a future, it was
probably deleted.

Divine Angel said:
It’s Lurpak, just sayin’
Divine Angel said:
Divine Angel said:
It’s Lurpak, just sayin’
I was going to remark, but didn’t want to be a killjoy.
Divine Angel said:
I will wait for buffy’s expert opinion on this one.
Bubblecar said:
Divine Angel said:
Divine Angel said:
It’s Lurpak, just sayin’
I was going to remark, but didn’t want to be a killjoy.
they can’t believe it’s not butter
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I will wait for buffy’s expert opinion on this one.
or elapid’s
The Rev Dodgson said:
Divine Angel said:
I will wait for buffy’s expert opinion on this one.
They aren’t dealing with vision here…it’s about attention…
;)
Divine Angel said:
:)
(Kinda sexist. In this house we are probably close to equally likely to not notice something.)
Divine Angel said:
Divine Angel said:
It’s Lurpak, just sayin’
Invented in 1902.
Flood the cowling!
Divine Angel said:
Divine Angel said:
It’s Lurpak, just sayin’
Invented in 1902.
Flood the cowling!

Obviously not in the USA.
Spiny Norman said:
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Obviously not in the USA.
Staircase and door for dogs and cats.
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Obviously not in the USA.
Cat has its own entrance?
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Obviously not in the USA.
Pet stairs?
kii said:
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Obviously not in the USA.
Staircase and door for dogs and cats.
:)
My thoughts exactly.
Divine Angel said:
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Obviously not in the USA.
Cat has its own entrance?
All in agreement!
:)
Spiny Norman said:
![]()
Obviously not in the USA.oming down, or the one goi
Who would have to turn round and go back? The one going down, or the one going up??
Woodie said:
Spiny Norman said:
!https://i.redd.it/6hkn6xkobuyh1.jpeg
Obviously not in the USA.oming down, or the one goi
Who would have to turn round and go back? The one going down, or the one going up??
I’m reminded of a comment by the Music Hall comedian Max Miller (who would come onto the stage with two books, one white and one blue, and ask the audience which one they wanted jokes from. You know what their answer was.)
“I was walking along a narrow mountain trail when I spied a beautiful naked woman walking toward me on the same trail. I couldn’t decide whether to block her passage or toss myself off.”
btm said:
Woodie said:
Spiny Norman said:
!https://i.redd.it/6hkn6xkobuyh1.jpeg
Obviously not in the USA.oming down, or the one goi
Who would have to turn round and go back? The one going down, or the one going up??
I’m reminded of a comment by the Music Hall comedian Max Miller (who would come onto the stage with two books, one white and one blue, and ask the audience which one they wanted jokes from. You know what their answer was.)
“I was walking along a narrow mountain trail when I spied a beautiful naked woman walking toward me on the same trail. I couldn’t decide whether to block her passage or toss myself off.”
If it’s double-entendre that you like…
btm said:
Woodie said:
Spiny Norman said:
!https://i.redd.it/6hkn6xkobuyh1.jpeg
Obviously not in the USA.oming down, or the one goi
Who would have to turn round and go back? The one going down, or the one going up??
I’m reminded of a comment by the Music Hall comedian Max Miller (who would come onto the stage with two books, one white and one blue, and ask the audience which one they wanted jokes from. You know what their answer was.)
“I was walking along a narrow mountain trail when I spied a beautiful naked woman walking toward me on the same trail. I couldn’t decide whether to block her passage or toss myself off.”
Ha!
I’d watch this version of The Odyssey


ChrispenEvan said:
:)
A parody of me. I have most of those jobs to do.




The Rev Dodgson said:
Frog having a shit day?
fsm said:
That’s good to know.
The Rev Dodgson said:
LOLz
A cigar-smoking white frog!
:)
fsm said:
Snigger.
Tau.Neutrino said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Frog having a shit day?
Looks a happy frog to me.
fsm said:
If only I had been 5 minutes later I could have posted a most appropriate response to that.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Tau.Neutrino said:
The Rev Dodgson said:
Frog having a shit day?
Looks a happy frog to me.
Yes, happy frog.
The Rev Dodgson said:
Hehe.
The last-second dash for the finish line in this race got a bit cheeky.

fsm said:
Doctor Who is gonna be glad he has his Turdis available.
Probably seen this one before, but I don’t recall it.
Are these spirals, intersecting circles, or what?


Careless whispers, as sung by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
maybe a day late but good advice anyway\

ChrispenEvan said:
maybe a day late but good advice anyway\
don’t worry yous still have 跟爱 to give yous more digits


ChrispenEvan said:
Just a brief pointless post to say “Yeah, I got that joke”
ChrispenEvan said:
“Eradicate”, oh bugger, that’s only 9 letters.
Extradite? Eliminate? Extrapolate?
Yep, that must be it. Extrapolate!
Kingy said:
ChrispenEvan said:
“Eradicate”, oh bugger, that’s only 9 letters.
Extradite? Eliminate? Extrapolate?
Yep, that must be it. Extrapolate!
:)
dv said:
Who doesn’t make pronouncements about films they’ve never seen?

ChrispenEvan said:
What the hell were you searching for?


ChrispenEvan said:
How do you get the wart that represents the nose to grow just where you need it?
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
How do you get the wart that represents the nose to grow just where you need it?
Maybe it’s a callous from excessive friction or hard rubbing on the skin …
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
How do you get the wart that represents the nose to grow just where you need it?
When I was in primary school I had a wart in that exact spot. It helped me remember which was my right hand. Dad read something about soaking your warty body part in hot water every night and taking extra vitamin C. One night the wart popped off my hand and floated away like a weird jellyfish 🪼. I still touch that spot with my thumb when I’m trying to remember which is my right hand.
The End
captain_spalding said:
ChrispenEvan said:
How do you get the wart that represents the nose to grow just where you need it?
Ask the clitoris. It’s supposed to be somewhere nearby.

fsm said:
The outlook was grim.
Tau.Neutrino said:
fsm said:
The outlook was grim.
oh so it’s back to full service is it