Census Questions

Just heard one on jjj about number of left hand people vs right hand people.

Any favourite census questions?

Tau.Neutrino said:

Census Questions

Just heard one on jjj about number of left hand people vs right hand people.

Any favourite census questions?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

If you are for freedom of religion do you also include freedom from religion.

If you had to be a dog, what breed of dog would you be?

captain_spalding said:

If you had to be a dog, what breed of dog would you be?

I’d be a bitzer named Trevor.

Peak Warming Man said:

captain_spalding said:

If you had to be a dog, what breed of dog would you be?

I’d be a bitzer named Trevor.

Here is Trevor. He belongs to the baker and his wife. He stayed with us for a few nights early on when they were getting organised. He’s a sort of bitzer. Beware though, one of these pictures has got The Pug in it.

(Yes, just an excuse to look at a picture of Bruna)

Bull Terrier or Chihuahua.

Do you use pens or pencils,

Which color

Ball pens or gel pens

Which thickness.

Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

Do you fold or crunch it up?

Does it hang left, right or middle (choose the position it spends most of its time hanging)

When asked this question by his Tailor, Gough Whitlam replied both sides comrade.

How about a Harold Holt question

“Was Harold Holt one of the returning humans in Close Encounters of a third kind”

Tau.Neutrino said:

Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

Do you fold or crunch it up?

Do you trust the hygiene of standers and crunchers?

Do you guys know how hard it is to get a new census question accepted? I was involved in getting the Australian Defence Force/veteran question added – it took about 10 years!

Tau.Neutrino said:

Tau.Neutrino said:

Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

Do you fold or crunch it up?

Do you trust the hygiene of standers and crunchers?

regarding a banana does it fly like a swallow or sp

Brindabellas said:

Do you guys know how hard it is to get a new census question accepted? I was involved in getting the Australian Defence Force/veteran question added – it took about 10 years!

Blimey

Cymek said:

Does it hang left, right or middle (choose the position it spends most of its time hanging)

yeah but think of England, what if they’re using that little performance booster for their ball game in Mexico, how is it even hanging

Peak Warming Man said:

Brindabellas said:

Do you guys know how hard it is to get a new census question accepted? I was involved in getting the Australian Defence Force/veteran question added – it took about 10 years!

Blimey

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