Going through my files & found this. Thought it might jog the memories of some, and make others laugh.
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The rules of Luciferville:
1. Incorrect spelling of Luciferville is allowed.
2. No damn ribena slurpers allowed.
3. 18 beers a day must be consumed by law by all who wish to reside in Luciferville.
4. The state will supply all who do so need with free quantities of dettol, as well as a wire brush, for all their medical needs.
5. No one who stumbles across Luciferville, can forward the way to Luciferville to others except the head of state (ie. me), unless they will get beer for doing so.
6. Drink a beer.
7. No one named Alan may enter Luciferville for any reason.
8. The Lab when they find that I have claimed Luciferville for my very own, will not get angry with me but see the lighter side of the situation and go ha ha ha.
9. No smoking, if you wish to partake you must go out the back with the dogs in the freezing cold. If you have no dogs then please feel free to take any stuffed plush carni prize you have with you out the backyard, if you have no backyard, sticking your head out a window will suffice, so long as the dog or stuffed plush carni prize is at least within 1m of your person.
10. No one mention the war.
11. No linking for any reason.
11.1 Unless you really want to.
12. No mobile phones are allowed in Luciferville, if you want to talk to someone stick ya head out the window and shout.
12.1. Might as well take your dog or stuffed plush carni prize with you and have a smoke while you’re there I say.
13. I must be worshipped as a god.
13 Amendment. If in time of great SSSF problems science threads may be asked.
14. No hugs allowed, hugs suck dammit.
15. No flak allowed.
16. All nings must be obtained through official channels.
17. Children shall be shot.
18. Have a beer.
19. Every one must ROTFLTAO or at least LOL once a day.
20. No one must ever say “Might see you in Luciferville, where the air is clear and bright, where the bulldogs all have rubber teeth, and the cops have wooden legs.” Dammit.
21. Drink 2 beers.
22. All citizens of Luciferville must have seen Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn at least 3 times.
23. See 24.
24. See 23.
25. Ignore rules 23 and 24.
26. When greeting fellow Luciferians you must always say we are the Knights of Ni!!!!
27. Drink a beer.
28. All rules subject to change without notice.
29. Read all the rules.
30. No poo poo mouths.
31. No new threads.
32. Drink a beer.
33. No asking of questions about Luciferville allowed.
34. Lucifer is minister for everything in Luciferville, except for waste management and sewerage.
35. Arts is to be now known here and abroad as “token chick”.
36. Ballboy will have its head chopped off unless it stops doing java script after putting “Ruler of the land of Luciferville” after my name.
37. Kelvin is hereby named Minister of Waste Management, with an annual salary of $0.
38. No referance to any cylindrical plastic drinking utensils will be made regardless of colour.
39. No one in Luciferville will admit that they have lost their mind and admit to seeing anything weird over the skies west of South Australia.
40. No reference to the ‘Back Door Bucket Method’ or any part thereof shall be excused.
41. No wrath pacifying will be tolerated.
42. Drink a beer.
43. Token chicks who dont get us beer, must show me boobies.
44. No shouting (unless your head is out the window and you are talking to a friend) in Luciferville.
45. No one may talk in Luciferville after Lucifer goes to bed.
45. No poxy jokes allowed in Luciferville.
46. Only 45 may have two meanings.
47. No posting in the rules thread.
48. Drink a beer.
49. Cold Kentucky Fried Chicken is the national dish of Luciferville
49.1. All Luciferians will lobby KFC to introduce bucket-o-skin to their menu
50. All tecno, rap, and heavy metal music is banned in Luciferville
51. All oranges are banned in Luciferville
52. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is the Luciferian national anthem.
53 . The Luciferian flag consits of a DD cup bra with a stubbie in one cup and a bottle of dettol in the other placed in the middle, with a fancy doodad shield thingy in the top left corner with a wire brush on each side.
53 . The leader of Luciferville shall be greeted but saying the word Huzzah!!!
54. Moon is hereby granted the title of the Royal Huzzaherrer.
55. Upon waking each and every day each Luciferian will recite the following…“who needs friends when you can drink at home, alone, in your room, in the dark.”
56. Drink a beer.
57. Everyones must drive tanks only.
58. Doing burn outs in your tanks are also mandatory.
59. Stuff the ABC mob
61. From this point on no one other than Lucifer may make any of the rules.
62. No shouting at Steve.
63. Steve(primus) is here by granted the position of Royal Meteroligist of Luciferville, and as such will ensure that every day is a sunny day with a few showers, with winds gusting from the SE to the NW.
64. Those who have no understanding of the word Ni will only be excused if they bring us a shrubbery.