I met a girl in the park the other day. There was an instant spark between us.
She got down on her knees, then laid down in the grass before me.
As we laid there making love, I thought…

…These taser guns are worth every cent.

Jesus is walking around Jerusalem and comes upon a multitude stoneing a prostitute,and he drops his famous line:- “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”!
An older woman picked up a fist size rock and threw it at the prostitute, it hits her in the head and she drops dead.
Jesus says to her “Some times you really sh*t me, mother!”

My wife suggested we play some sex games to spice up our sex lives.

Unfortunately, “Guess who I had sex with last night?” didn’t go over so well.

Test.

Testing.

Very testing.

very testy