Gemini

you are in despair this week. the cleaning lady has done a runner and stolen your beloved pet afghan. you will be forced to hunt them down on your harley davidson using grenades, an assortment of sawn of shotguns and a pair of capri pants on sale at target. when you do, in the future keep your cleaning help on a chain and make your afghan do the ironing for once.

wookiemeister said:

Gemini

you are in despair this week. the cleaning lady has done a runner and stolen your beloved pet afghan. you will be forced to hunt them down on your harley davidson using grenades, an assortment of sawn of shotguns and a pair of capri pants on sale at target. when you do, in the future keep your cleaning help on a chain and make your afghan do the ironing for once.

Gemini – yes
Despair – yes. I turn 40 in two weeks :(

don’t worry about it

looking around i see people in their 30s that look physically wrecked and old before their time

stay away from alcohol and nicotine and everything will be fine.

wookiemeister said:

don’t worry about it

looking around i see people in their 30s that look physically wrecked and old before their time

stay away from alcohol and nicotine and everything will be fine.

Yep. Woman I used to work with is one week older than me but looks like she’s mid 40s.

Don’t worry about being 40. Brad Pitt is over 40 and he’s sexier than ever. Meow!