If lesbians claim to be attracted to females , why do they try thier best to look like blokes?
Such as K d Lang and Ellen Degeneres.
Surely If your that way inclined you would like them to be a bit more feminine.
They’re ironic, Lesbians.
Rule 303 said:
They’re ironic, Lesbians.
hard to fold….
oops, no… that’s fitted sheets…
I blame the Ottoman Empire.
shakes fist at Turks
Because inside every lesbian there is a straight chick trying to get out.
Carmen_Sandiego said:
Because inside every lesbian there is a straight chick trying to get out.
Why would a straight chick want to wear bib and brace overalls?
>>Why would a straight chick want to wear bib and brace overalls?
falls down
gaghalfrunt said:
Carmen_Sandiego said:Because inside every lesbian there is a straight chick trying to get out.
Why would a straight chick want to wear bib and brace overalls?
easy access?
And the Persians. I also blame the Persians – twice. They were after the salami and the Greeks would have no truck of this.
I think the Persians are just fairies.
wasn’t salami herod’s stepdaughter?
Boris said:
wasn’t salami herod’s stepdaughter?
Salome Salome not Salami!
Its salami season around here at the moment and the Italians are making truckloads of it.
i don’t think most lesbians hate men, well not the ones i’ve known, just as homosexuals don’t hate women. not all lesbians dress butch either. just as you get homosexuals that dress up as women. i would imagine it is a case of some women being more “manly”, like extreme tom boys.
I don’;t think this applies purely to lesbians
Salome Salome not Salami!
what a silly sausage i am. so did salome stripped down to her natural skin?
Boris said:
Salome Salome not Salami!what a silly sausage i am. so did salome stripped down to her natural skin?
Wasnt that Jezebel?
remove that roman foot from my last post.
Rita Heyworth -
gosh, PWM – take your heart medication before you watch this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjI8G6gA65w
Seven veils. huh?
I guess the modern version involves a bunch of balloons, an ostrich feather fan or a cream cake.
jezza was another tart from the biblical era. good times. good times.
sigh.
she was the wife of ahab, the arab.
neomyrtus_ said:
Seven veils. huh?
Features a lot in this book Skinny Legs and All, a very strange book from a very strange writer but a tops read if you can get your head around the concepts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinny_Legs_and_All_(novel)
Dad used to speak of the dance of the seven army surplus blankets.
I haven’t read Tom Robins in oh.. yonks…
Now, Howard Jacobson, he’s really a sick puppy..
speaking of feathers. i remember a talent show years ago. bazza mackenzie was a judge. a young girl did a dance with a feather fan. his comment….don’t you think you’re a bit young for a tit and feather routine?
Boris said:
speaking of feathers. i remember a talent show years ago. bazza mackenzie was a judge. a young girl did a dance with a feather fan. his comment….don’t you think you’re a bit young for a tit and feather routine?
oh dear oh lol
Geoff D said:
Dad used to speak of the dance of the seven army surplus blankets.
dear oh my
Bit time we had a trolling, even if it was a piss poor one
still, a bit of fun.
neomyrtus_ said:
Boris said:
speaking of feathers. i remember a talent show years ago. bazza mackenzie was a judge. a young girl did a dance with a feather fan. his comment….don’t you think you’re a bit young for a tit and feather routine?oh dear oh lol
Bazza Maclenzie is a fictional ckaracter.
oh – just remembered…
Oscar Wilde wrote a play about Salome
yes, i just couldn’t remember his real name on the spot. barry crocker.
gaghalfrunt said:
neomyrtus_ said:
Boris said:
speaking of feathers. i remember a talent show years ago. bazza mackenzie was a judge. a young girl did a dance with a feather fan. his comment….don’t you think you’re a bit young for a tit and feather routine?oh dear oh lol
Bazza Maclenzie is a fictional ckaracter.
so is spell check apparently…
Only one letter out. better than a lot I see.
Boris said:
yes, i just couldn’t remember his real name on the spot. barry crocker.
well fnerk me, I was thinking it was a Bazza McKenzie joke the the day on the Graeme Kennedy show or summat, but it was Crocker – who was gasp Bazza McKenzie..
sings
The Adventures of Barry McKenzie
Boris said:
yes, i just couldn’t remember his real name on the spot. barry crocker.
And that’s when good neighbours become good friends
i’m a face person rather than a name person.
neomyrtus_ said:
I haven’t read Tom Robins in oh.. yonks…
You like his stuff? I think it brilliant. I have recently finished rereading Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates.
on the Graeme Kennedy show
and where i got my eric the bolt handle from.
dinky die dance of a true blue boy
fresh from the shores of the Antipodes
wafting the scent of the eucalypt trees
if you wanna get your sister inna frenzy..
listen to Barry McKenzie!
He’s got a great big grin and a great big grin
Give him half an chance he’ll be in like Flynn!
Strewth! Stone the crows! Ive been transported back to the 70s
>>He’s got a great big grin and a great big grin
Give him half an chance he’ll be in like Flynn!
They just dont write songs like that anymore.
John Clarke was in the movie….Clive James in the sequel
i don’t think most lesbians hate men, well not the ones i’ve known, just as homosexuals don’t hate women. not all lesbians dress butch either. just as you get homosexuals that dress up as women. i would imagine it is a case of some women being more “manly”, like extreme tom boys.
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there are essentially two types of lesbian : sweet and sour
sweet is normally maniacally happy and bubbly, they get on with men as well as women, they are normally people that seem to be controlled by women as men. a potential sweet lesbian is normally controlled by a sour lesbian, the sour lesbian normally restricts their access to people, wherever the sweet is , you’ll find the sour hanging around in the backround – all dour and brooding fearful that the sweet lesbian is going to get stolen. of the two types the sweet is most likely going to get stolen by a man. the sour lesbian might have to compromise by letting the sweet have her way to have real sex once in a while or the relationship will collapse. the sweet lesbian is encouraged to dress as femine all the time as in public the sweet is flouted by the sour as much as possible, like an old man with a young man it “validates” their virility. in essence they are mentally unstable and might have been converted as a religious convert when in a time of crisis. the sour moves in when they see vulnerability.
the sour lesbian is an angry and dour old thing. in years past this might have just translated into wearing mens clothes but as mens fashion changes so does the dour’s. the sour lesbian has to appear as masculine as possible, instinctively they understand that appearing this way extends the life of the relationship – they have to be uber masculine to the point of ridicule of men. they have a profusion of tatts and other paraphernalia – they have a hatred of men inspired from jealousy and fear. they watch the sweet like a hawk and guide them away from men. it becomes harder as the years go by as the sweet yearns for the real thing. i saw some sad pair at the cinema when i used to go to them – twice. the sweet was dressed up normally (very important to the sour – there would be nothing more irksome to a sour than to have to look at another grumpy, angry tattoo covered sour in a relationship – it just doesn’t work like that). sours are normally nutters, as a man you’ll always be hated and feared no matter what. if you are a bloke – watch your back in a working environment if they start playing up.
perosnally i don’t see how the woman on woman relationship really works, or what they get out from it.
Good grief what a load of stupid :/
kii said:
Good grief what a load of stupid :/
Mkes sense to me
Makes :)
so anyway i saw these two characters at the cinema. i hadn’t really been taking much notice, there was a chick standing next to some weird looking male that had his back to me. the fellah had a “von dutch black shirt” reminiscent of hoon wear, the weird hoop earings and cargo pants black and some other uber teenage boy paraphernalia. slowky it dawned to me that this wasn’t a bloke but a girl pretending to be a boy. i had a bit of a laugh, it just shows you what women will put up with, they even stay with them when they decide that they will start dressing up in womens clothes – like that army officer who decided he wanted to be a women and got the army to pay for his transformation.
so anyway i saw these two characters at the cinema. i hadn’t really been taking much notice, there was a chick standing next to some weird looking male that had his back to me. the fellah had a “von dutch black shirt” reminiscent of hoon wear, the weird hoop earings and cargo pants black and some other uber teenage boy paraphernalia. slowky it dawned to me that this wasn’t a bloke but a girl pretending to be a boy. i had a bit of a laugh, it just shows you what women will put up with, they even stay with them when they decide that they will start dressing up in womens clothes – like that army officer who decided he wanted to be a women and got the army to pay for his transformation.
wookiemeister said:
ike that army officer who decided he wanted to be a women and got the army to pay for his transformation.
He was Navy as I recall, a clearance diver?
Skunkworks said:
wookiemeister said:
ike that army officer who decided he wanted to be a women and got the army to pay for his transformation.He was Navy as I recall, a clearance diver?
cheeses.. really? a clearance diver??? lmao
Skunkworks said:
wookiemeister said:
ike that army officer who decided he wanted to be a women and got the army to pay for his transformation.He was Navy as I recall, a clearance diver?
Dropbear said:
Skunkworks said:
wookiemeister said:
ike that army officer who decided he wanted to be a women and got the army to pay for his transformation.He was Navy as I recall, a clearance diver?
cheeses.. really? a clearance diver??? lmao
A bit of overcompensating? Doing manly feats of derring do to distract from the wearing of dresses…. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
Skunkworks said:
Dropbear said:
Skunkworks said:He was Navy as I recall, a clearance diver?
cheeses.. really? a clearance diver??? lmao
A bit of overcompensating? Doing manly feats of derring do to distract from the wearing of dresses…. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
don’t imagine the woolies in the special forces.. i guess there would be but really..
Skunkworks said:
Dropbear said:
Skunkworks said:He was Navy as I recall, a clearance diver?
cheeses.. really? a clearance diver??? lmao
A bit of overcompensating? Doing manly feats of derring do to distract from the wearing of dresses…. Not that theres anything wrong with that.