There are some amusing signs appearing on the London Underground
One more
Meanwhile, still in London…
LOL :) (to both of you)
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/03/05/guerillas-on-the-london-underground/
bloody hilarious.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/6240537/Guerrilla-signs-15-funny-road-and-rail-notices.html
Tattoo removal – the easy (but rather drastic) way:
lol, I saw a back tatt that had something similar, a girls name had been blacked out…because the guys father slept with his girlfriend…I was on public transport at the time if that matters to the story.
One of the few regrets I have had in not having kids…
It kills people when you need to kill people, but you can also give it to your child to play with in bed:
I’ve just picked the sprogs up from school and the 8 year old told me this one.
What type of Bee gives milk?
A Boobee
sibeen said:
I’ve just picked the sprogs up from school and the 8 year old told me this one.What type of Bee gives milk?
A Boobee
I hope Adam doesn’t end up marrying Renata.
In my day, 8-year-olds who told rude jokes to their parents would score a smack.
Oh, I beat her severely, Bubbles, I just didn’t think that that was worth mentioning.
>>In my day, 8-year-olds who told rude jokes to their parents would score a smack.
Exactly and we turned out alright.
Peak Warming Man said:
>>In my day, 8-year-olds who told rude jokes to their parents would score a smack.Exactly and we turned out alright.
Speak for yourself. If you think anyone will believe you.
The rudest joke I knew at 8 yo was:
Why is the ocean bed wet?
Cos the sea weed.
I knew a long involved one which ended with a Frenchman who was learning English saying to his English teacher “Take off zebra”. Which was pronounced “Take off zee bra” or something.
Bubble Car said:
I knew a long involved one which ended with a Frenchman who was learning English saying to his English teacher “Take off zebra”. Which was pronounced “Take off zee bra” or something.
I remember that one! Well, I remember as much as you do…
And this has just turned up on my facebook news feed
This was it, more or less. From the www:
French boy joke :)?
a french boy named Jack came to the united states but he doesnt know how to speak english so when he goes to school, his teacher ms. haynes, tells him to go to the zoo to learn some english words
the first sight he sees is a mom telling her 4 year old kid to take off his sweater cause it was hot
Jack only heard take off so he learns “take off”
then the next sight he saw was a black and white striped animal and someone told him that it was called a zebra so Jack learned the word “zebra”
then the final sight that he saw was a baby taht was crying really loud and so he learned the word “baby”
when he went back to school the next day his teacher asked him what words he learned
jack said, “take off zebra baby”<—say it in a french accent so it sounds like “take off zee bra baby”
(take off the bra baby)
I hate her ‘cos she’s a bitchy rich bitch.
I don’t like her because she seems to have this idea that Australian workers are stupid and lazy and underseving of the wages paid to them. Like we all sit around bludging on our employers’ internet connection to browse internet forums all day or something.
party_pants said:
I don’t like her because she seems to have this idea that Australian workers are stupid and lazy and underseving of the wages paid to them. Like we all sit around bludging on our employers’ internet connection to browse internet forums all day or something.
Divine Angel said:
And this has just turned up on my facebook news feed
Strewth! 16 year olds needing day care?
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/557486_417845358262660_23472887_n.jpg
Ouch!
As with all personal care products, follow the directions very carefully before using.
User report … http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
AussieDJ said:
Ouch!As with all personal care products, follow the directions very carefully before using.
User report … http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
Why email was invented.
http://youtu.be/uNqvEAok9n0
Problem officer?
lol.. i don’t think they respect his genius
Dropbear said:
lol.. i don’t think they respect his genius
One of my mates was pulled up carrying a galvanised rain water tank tied to the roof of his cortina.. the officers laughed and said, at least you are having a go.
In honour of Port Adelaide, I’ve decided to go to Las Vegas for the fall.
Dropbear said:
In honour of Port Adelaide, I’ve decided to go to Las Vegas for the fall.
*groan *
Is that your own creation?
Witty Rejoinder said:
i know, im a disgrace
Dropbear said:
In honour of Port Adelaide, I’ve decided to go to Las Vegas for the fall.*groan *
Is that your own creation?
Dropbear said:
In honour of Port Adelaide, I’ve decided to go to Las Vegas for the fall.
you know why you shouldn’t run over a port supporter when they’re riding a bike?
It’s probably your bike…
wild cat riot at bunnings in yemen
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-09-13/anti-us-protests-spread-across-the-middle-east/4260242
Too early Droppy, wait till after the funeral.
never too soon for topical humour ;)
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du
Yeah
I think there’s something in that for all of us…
Dropbear said:
In honour of Port Adelaide, I’ve decided to go to Las Vegas for the fall.
Not bad…
I went to Vegas and fell considerably further than John McCarthy, but I had the sense to tie a Bungy rope to my ankles first.