Date: 6/11/2012 15:26:34
From: Bubble Car
ID: 224653
Subject: Live Lazy, Live Long

A reassuring article by Tom Hodgkinson:

A delicious feeling of smugness enveloped the idle at heart when we read that Britain’s oldest man, 110-year-old Reg Dean from Derbyshire, attributed his longevity to “being lazy”. Now I’m no biologist, but it seems to make a lot of sense that slow lives, as well as being enjoyable, are long lives. One only has to think of the example of the tortoise for proof of this theory from the animal world.

….Laziness works. And the simple way to incorporate its health benefits into your life is simply to take a nap. A study of 23,681 Greek adults in 2007 found that those who took a siesta lived longer. Systematic nappers had a 37% lower chance of suffering from coronary mortality. I imagine though that this life-affirming Greek custom is under attack from the supposedly “hard-working” Germans, who, one gets the impression, have been encouraging the Greeks to toil harder in return for loans following the recent financial collapse.

The reason laziness is rarely pushed as a lifestyle option is down to one simple reason: money. There are fortunes to be made out of active lifestyles. Gyms charge fees. But no one is going to make money out of sleep. It is free. Who would pay for a billboard campaign that declares “Tired? Take A nap”?

….Pottering in the garden and intellectual inquiry are time-honoured forms of respectable laziness. After all, it was Aristotle who believed that the vita contemplativa, the life filled with enough time for pondering the essentials, was more likely to lead to fulfilment than the life of the busy merchant or the honour-seeking politician. And wise Epicurus counselled a retreat from city life and the cultivation of gardens as a route to finding what he called “undisturbedness”.

Full spiel

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Date: 6/11/2012 15:32:37
From: Michael V
ID: 224658
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

:)

Perfect!

My position is justified.

:)

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Date: 6/11/2012 16:42:34
From: bob(from black rock)
ID: 224697
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

If you don’t drink, smoke, gamble or do drugs you don’t live any longer it just seems that way.

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Date: 7/11/2012 07:48:25
From: Rule 303
ID: 224941
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

Bubble Car said:

But no one is going to make money out of sleep. It is free. Who would pay for a billboard campaign that declares “Tired? Take A nap”?

A bed manufacturer?

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Date: 7/11/2012 07:50:10
From: stumpy_seahorse
ID: 224944
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

morning Aquila, poik, rule and SpiderLily

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Date: 7/11/2012 07:51:23
From: Rule 303
ID: 224945
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

stumpy_seahorse said:

morning Aquila, poik, rule and SpiderLily

Morning Stumpy and all.

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Date: 7/11/2012 08:44:25
From: roughbarked
ID: 224953
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

Well, I slept on. Did you? ;)

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Date: 7/11/2012 09:27:38
From: Arts
ID: 224964
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

relaxing and doing something not stressful like pottering around the garden helps you live longer.. go figure.

We do live longer as a group, longer than any group of humans in history has lived.

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Date: 7/11/2012 09:45:38
From: neomyrtus_
ID: 224978
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

Rule 303 said:


Bubble Car said:
But no one is going to make money out of sleep. It is free. Who would pay for a billboard campaign that declares “Tired? Take A nap”?

We pay for it now as public road safety campaigns, which also suggest that you pull over first and then take a nap.

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Date: 7/11/2012 09:46:40
From: Arts
ID: 224979
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

neomyrtus_ said:


Rule 303 said:

Bubble Car said:
But no one is going to make money out of sleep. It is free. Who would pay for a billboard campaign that declares “Tired? Take A nap”?

We pay for it now as public road safety campaigns, which also suggest that you pull over first and then take a nap.

or at least fill up on coffee at the next station…

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Date: 7/11/2012 09:51:59
From: roughbarked
ID: 224983
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

neomyrtus_ said:


Rule 303 said:

Bubble Car said:
But no one is going to make money out of sleep. It is free. Who would pay for a billboard campaign that declares “Tired? Take A nap”?

We pay for it now as public road safety campaigns, which also suggest that you pull over first and then take a nap.

Yes. We also have been promoting that workers will work more efficiently if they have regular breaks.

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Date: 7/11/2012 09:52:47
From: Divine Angel
ID: 224986
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

roughbarked said:

Yes. We also have been promoting that workers will work more efficiently if they have regular breaks.

And take fewer drugs :p

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Date: 7/11/2012 10:00:57
From: Arts
ID: 224994
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

Divine Angel said:


roughbarked said:

Yes. We also have been promoting that workers will work more efficiently if they have regular breaks.

And take fewer drugs :p

in uni the rule was that for every 45 mins you ‘worked’ you needed 15 mins break. Of course this impracticality meant that in reality a 2 hour lecture would simply become a 90 min lecture, completely ruining any effective study theory that someone had carefully though out and applied to the standards of the university.

It is well known that if you take breaks at regular intervals you seem to be able to concentrate better.. but the practicalities in todays worker world are not as flexible..

of course if you smoke you are allowed to take five minutes.. which, IMO, should be extended to non smokers too…

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Date: 7/11/2012 10:03:08
From: roughbarked
ID: 224996
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

Arts said:


Divine Angel said:

roughbarked said:

Yes. We also have been promoting that workers will work more efficiently if they have regular breaks.

And take fewer drugs :p

in uni the rule was that for every 45 mins you ‘worked’ you needed 15 mins break. Of course this impracticality meant that in reality a 2 hour lecture would simply become a 90 min lecture, completely ruining any effective study theory that someone had carefully though out and applied to the standards of the university.

It is well known that if you take breaks at regular intervals you seem to be able to concentrate better.. but the practicalities in todays worker world are not as flexible..

of course if you smoke you are allowed to take five minutes.. which, IMO, should be extended to non smokers too…

apart from the fact that non-smokers can’t get out for fresh air because that’s where the smokers are.

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Date: 7/11/2012 10:03:20
From: sibeen
ID: 224998
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

>which, IMO, should be extended to non smokers too…

Stuff em. They get to live longer and be smug in their sanctimonious, clean lunged way. They deserve to work harder and longer.

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Date: 7/11/2012 10:04:57
From: Arts
ID: 225001
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

roughbarked said:


Arts said:

Divine Angel said:

And take fewer drugs :p

in uni the rule was that for every 45 mins you ‘worked’ you needed 15 mins break. Of course this impracticality meant that in reality a 2 hour lecture would simply become a 90 min lecture, completely ruining any effective study theory that someone had carefully though out and applied to the standards of the university.

It is well known that if you take breaks at regular intervals you seem to be able to concentrate better.. but the practicalities in todays worker world are not as flexible..

of course if you smoke you are allowed to take five minutes.. which, IMO, should be extended to non smokers too…

apart from the fact that non-smokers can’t get out for fresh air because that’s where the smokers are.

maybe they should have a designated nonsmokers smokers rest area..

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Date: 7/11/2012 10:11:22
From: Rule 303
ID: 225007
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

Arts said:

of course if you smoke you are allowed to take five minutes.. which, IMO, should be extended to non smokers too…

I know a bloke who used to spend 80-90 minutes every morning on the toilet, plus smoke breaks (which, if you work in a 30-storey building, can easily take 20 min).

I’m not sure how he found the time to do any work…

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Date: 7/11/2012 10:20:06
From: Arts
ID: 225012
Subject: re: Live Lazy, Live Long

Rule 303 said:


Arts said:
of course if you smoke you are allowed to take five minutes.. which, IMO, should be extended to non smokers too…

I know a bloke who used to spend 80-90 minutes every morning on the toilet, plus smoke breaks (which, if you work in a 30-storey building, can easily take 20 min).

I’m not sure how he found the time to do any work…

I admit I have not been exposed to real office jobs at length. But I did spend a couple of weeks in one as research. I was amazed at the number of people who would get to work and spend the first hour or so getting coffee, catching up with office mates, answering persona email and phone calls… and then, just before they went to lunch did their first bit of work for the day…

they say working ‘get a hair cut and get a real job’ they obviously weren’t talking about office jobs.

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