Friday Funnies – punchlines ( and penultimate lines if required)

Go!

Man in chair: Viagra? – what will that do for the pain?
Dentist: Not much, but at least it’ll give you something to hold on to.

And then the bear said “You ain’t here for the hunting, are ya, mate.”

:-)

.. and the sign read: “You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy”

“Yes, I’m game she replied”
So he shot her.

Rule 303 said:

And then the bear said “You ain’t here for the hunting, are ya, mate.”

:-)

Still far and above the best joke ever ;)

…………….and then he said Collopy Monday.
Talk about laugh.

…………..and then the Captain said……………………..snigger…………………………………..and then the Captain said…………………………………..LOL…………………………….and then the Captain said…………………………chuckle……………………….the Captain said bottomry. ROFLMFAO

You had to be there really.

Futtocks.

Cardinal: … you fuck off!

And the chinese man said “Iceberg, Silverberg, you are all the same to me”